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00:06:02.000If you feel like you're gonna get blackout drunk and you're worried about yourself, how far you're gonna go, you don't want your hangover to be AIDS.
00:06:10.000I've been having hangovers recently that are so bad that I go like this.
00:06:17.000So you know when someone's been crying a lot?
00:07:18.000Toots Magoots are so hard to resist that if you were in the White House when Obama was going to deliver his inauguration speech, and you jumped out of like a little enclave that was in the hallway, and you were like, hey man.
00:09:59.000Anyway, he wanted a Great Dane, and I go, Great Dane?
00:10:03.000Like, dogs don't survive in Costa Rica.
00:10:05.000They get in arguments with raccoons, and a raccoon would just go, and slice you open.
00:10:12.000And in the Caribbean, in Central America, near the equator, any cut, I don't care if you stub your toe, I don't care if you have a hangnail, it gets infected, because there's bacteria in life.
00:10:27.000In fact, it only became fun to go there after we got a chlorinated pool, because you'd go into that chemical, and it would burn all your cuts.
00:14:32.000When you're, you know, you have an arms day or a leg day and you're walking up the stairs like George Burns in Oh God, and you go, Oh Jesus!
00:19:15.000It's hard to explain, but when I walk around my suburb neighborhood, uh, I can sort of smell how people feel about me.
00:19:23.000And two years ago it was terror and they would sort of hold their kids close to them.
00:19:27.000But I think what's going on with the right and that word I like better than conservative or anything else, the right.
00:19:33.000What I think is wrong with the right is, we've been saying for a few years now, Antifa are fucking lunatics.
00:19:39.000They're going to burn America to the ground.
00:19:42.000And people who are not political, who are not curious, who are not involved, they went, I looked them up on Wikipedia, it says anti-fascist.
00:19:55.000No, these people are, they had a, they may have started okay.
00:19:59.000They may have started like fighting fascism, I don't know, a hundred years ago, 50 years ago, but now they're just spoiled brat academic vandals that want to destroy your town and your life.
00:20:45.000Napoleon used to say to Josephine, I'm coming back, I'll be there in three days, make sure you don't wash.
00:20:51.000And on the train, when we come into the city here, we'll see them, especially curly-haired girls, when their hair's wet because they just had a shower,
00:21:42.000So I said, um, what I think's happening here is we've been warning people about this.
00:21:47.000They assumed that we were like secretly planning some boogaloo, some race war thing.
00:21:53.000And we were warning them about Antifa to justify, I don't know, a gigantic American Klan rally or some fucking horse shit.
00:22:01.000And then, and they were dubious of us, and then they saw Antifa do exactly what we said they were going to do and burn America to the ground.
00:22:10.000And they go, Oh, you're not as crazy as I thought.
00:24:10.000And then he goes, I'm gonna have cops deliver the pizzas.
00:24:13.000And I just, I was so happy to have this guest on my show because I'm like, he's, this is entrepreneurs, not bureaucrats, not de Blasio's retarded gremlin wife who's blown $800 million on her Thrive campaign that has achieved zilch.
00:24:31.000This is an entrepreneur coming up with an idea that not only shows cops that there's people out there who care about them, but also shows the poor there's people out there that care about them.
00:24:43.000And then thirdly, brings cops to these poor areas.
00:24:49.000They're knowing people, here dude, here's the pizza.
00:24:52.000Next time there's a major fight, they go, I know you, I dropped a pizza off.
00:25:04.000Yesterday, so that's Wednesday, he mentions it on his Facebook or whatever, and Tifa finds out, and they start contacting the East Moline Police Force.
00:28:59.000People that care about you or people that you've worked with?
00:29:01.000If you kowtow to Antifa, well, there's 92 genders, you have to be 69ing with children this afternoon, you have to fucking never eat cheese.
00:29:42.000Yeah, it's, um, and once again, this is the chief of police, you know, it's, it's too bad because I had, uh, several police officers come in tonight and, you know, they're pissed, you know, um, cause they, you know, they're, they're all in with me, you know?
00:30:28.000And that's why I'm doing something is because I'm so tired of
00:30:34.000You know, waiting on something to happen.
00:30:37.000You know, I don't want to be the guy that, you know, opens his mouth and then I have a bunch of people that don't like me because I did so.
00:30:43.000But it got to a point where I am literally willing to lose my pizza place, lose my Tesla.
00:30:49.000If I lose business over this, I don't care.
00:30:51.000As long as I got my guitars, I'm good.
00:30:53.000I'll just become a music, like, I make a lot of music and I'll just, I'll just chase that dream.
00:31:28.000And the chief of police, he didn't watch the video.
00:31:31.000Um, you know, I went back and watched it, you know, uh, you know, we said something about liberals, whatever, uh, no big deal, but there was not an ounce like that of any kind of hate or discriminate.
00:32:13.000So that implies there's a new Nazi party.
00:32:16.000And that implies that this group of evil racists are going to band together and, I don't know, have an autonomous no-go zone where they burn down things.
00:36:05.000Hey Gavin, I never understood why religious people with acutely analytical minds don't apply that same logical thinking to God.
00:36:12.000The most important question about their perception of reality.
00:36:15.000In a previous episode, you mentioned how you came to God about your newborn child.
00:36:24.000Complexity in the universe as evidence of God is similar to saying black over-representation in crime statistics must mean systemic racism.
00:36:32.000The mere existence of something doesn't justify your emotional conclusion.
00:36:37.000If there is no reasonable evidence to believe something, why believe it then?
00:36:40.000I grew up in Catholic... Like, there's no evidence?
00:36:54.000That's proof that something fishy's going on here.
00:36:59.000I grew up in Catholic schools, but because they preserve certain values, they were the only schools that discussed philosophy and ruminated on ethics, I discovered early on there's no good reason to believe in God.
00:39:25.000A sort of secular Christianity is probably the best way to maintain reason while invigorating the values of cohesion that establish the West.
00:41:48.000I'll be a woman, and we'll get three attractive girls, and then we'll match them up with conservatives and see if they can start finding love.