Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 19, 2020


GOML LIVE #52 | NO SHOTS (part 1)

Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Katie Hopkins Robert Dean Antifa Mark Newman Ryan Sammy Hagar Van Halen Johnny Apple CBD David Lee Roth Toots Magoots Joe Schilling Eddie Murphy Laura Loomer John Miranda Roger Stone Billy West Dirty Mind Mike Tyson Garfield Obama Jump and 42 more
S02E176 - THE WAR ON COMEDY [2020-06-17 - S02E176 - THE WAR ON COMEDY] S02E177 - NYC SHOOTS THE BOER [2020-06-22 - S02E177 - NYC SHOOTS THE BOER]

Episode Stats


Length

43 minutes

Words per minute

154.56

Word count

6,646

Sentence count

873

Harmful content

Misogyny

40

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Toxicity

229

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Hate speech

29

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Summary

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This week on the Gavin McInnes Show, we have a special guest on the show, a guy named Vince who has a weird Chicago accent and likes to talk about bluechew. We also talk about why you should never have a boner with a girl you're not in love with, and why you shouldn't get a bone with someone you don't care for. And we talk about how to deal with a woman who wants to have sex with you at your dinner table. And we get into a story about a guy who was made to eat cockroaches at a party, and how he handled it. Don't miss it! Subscribe to CensoredTV to get immediate access to all of our newest shows and listen to them wherever you get your shows. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Thanks for listening and Good Luck Out There! Peace, Blessings, Cheers, EJ and Cheers. - The EJ & EJ - Queerbait Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. "Goodbye Outer Space" by Suneaters, "Coming Soon" by Skynet and "Outro Music by Cairo Brant McElroy, by D'Andrade on Soundcloud. (feat. . (ft. ) & (crisp_ ) (c) ( ) (Feat. (crossthe_ ) ( ) (Crisp) (C) (c). (Cynthia_ (Alicia_ , )(c) (Ace) & (Cecil) ( ) & (c.) (Cyril) . (Cormac (c), (Cousin) (f) (d) (b) (B) (a) (g) (t) (D) (p) & (A) (J) (G) (R) (F) (T) (M) (?) (COSCO (c ) (B). (CECIL (C). (A&E (C.) (D), (A). (F). (D). ( ) ) (AJ (C), (F.) (AQ)

Transcript

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00:00:29.000 Gavin McInnes!
00:00:36.000 What's up Queerbait? 0.99
00:00:39.000 Welcome back to the Gavin McInnes Show!
00:00:42.000 This is the live show!
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00:00:52.000 Some guy named Vince tells me what I have to promote.
00:00:56.000 And he's got a weird accent.
00:00:58.000 What is he, from Chicago?
00:01:00.000 Yeah, he's, uh, from Chicago.
00:01:02.000 Kinda sounds like, uh, who's the guy who does all the voices on, uh, Howard Stern?
00:01:07.000 Billy West?
00:01:10.000 Yeah, Billy West. 0.97
00:01:11.000 Blue Chew is a pill you take that gives you, uh, helps you maintain and achieve an erection. 0.95
00:01:19.000 Um, you might think, but God wouldn't give me, uh, wouldn't want me to have a boner for someone I'm not in love with. 0.81
00:01:26.000 Yes, there's some merit to that argument.
00:01:28.000 That the reason you get a bone is because this is the one.
00:01:32.000 And if you don't get a bone, you probably shouldn't be with that girl. 1.00
00:01:35.000 Yeah, that's often true, but there's sometimes different side effects.
00:01:40.000 Intimidation.
00:01:41.000 Maybe she's famous.
00:01:42.000 Maybe it's a very difficult situation.
00:01:45.000 Uh, maybe you're wasted.
00:01:46.000 A lot of different problems.
00:01:48.000 A lot of different reasons why.
00:01:50.000 I would rather just have my engine working, and then we'll work out later if this is the one for me. 1.00
00:01:58.000 Don't trust your dick. 1.00
00:02:00.000 Your dick is almost always your friend, but he can abandon you at the most crucial times. 1.00
00:02:11.000 Go to bluechew.com, use promo code GAVIN and get your first order free. 0.99
00:02:16.000 bluechew.com, promo code GAVIN.
00:02:18.000 Here's what I will not be reading that our ad guy suggested and put in the copy.
00:02:24.000 You ready for this?
00:02:25.000 Yeah.
00:02:26.000 Get freaky.
00:02:28.000 Okay.
00:02:28.000 I will not be saying that.
00:02:29.000 You said goo bazooka.
00:02:31.000 Uh, no, I did not.
00:02:33.000 Yes, you did.
00:02:33.000 I did not say goo bazooka.
00:02:35.000 Not this time.
00:02:35.000 Oh, okay.
00:02:36.000 Yeah.
00:02:37.000 Blue Chew makes the doodle ready to diddle.
00:02:39.000 I will not be saying that.
00:02:42.000 Blue Chew makes the drill sergeant stand at attention.
00:02:45.000 I'm not saying that.
00:02:47.000 And then he says, just in case you don't get it, Blue Chew gives you a super boner.
00:02:52.000 Who is this guy?
00:02:53.000 I've never even met him before. 0.98
00:02:56.000 He's a fake!
00:02:59.000 No, he's great. 0.95
00:03:00.000 No, he's a good guy. 1.00
00:03:01.000 And it's fucking lame to shit on your sales team. 0.99
00:03:04.000 That's kind of been my M.O. 1.00
00:03:06.000 my whole life.
00:03:06.000 Yeah, you separated the... That's how you did it at Vice, right?
00:03:09.000 It's like shitting on your dad. 0.99
00:03:11.000 Like, at Vice, I would always crap on Shane Smith, and I looked down on his job, which was supplying the advertising. 0.99
00:03:19.000 I did all the cool, fun stuff.
00:03:22.000 Like, hey, let's pay a guy a hundred bucks to eat a cockroach. 0.97
00:03:24.000 And it's the Vice party issue.
00:03:26.000 And he had to go out there and he had a horrible job. 1.00
00:03:31.000 He had to go there and fuck cougars. 1.00
00:03:34.000 And they, power corrupts, absolute power corrupts, absolutely. 1.00
00:03:38.000 Cougars, when women are in the workforce and they're powerful marketing women, they grab asses. 1.00
00:03:45.000 They grab your pussy. 1.00
00:03:47.000 And I'll never forget this one story he told me about this woman he had to go to lunch and dinner with. 1.00
00:03:52.000 She was an ugly old Asian that worked at like Universal Records and they were our main 1.00
00:03:56.000 Um, client. 0.97
00:03:58.000 But they're sitting having dinner.
00:04:00.000 And, uh, she just looks at him, and she puts her hand on the table.
00:04:04.000 This story makes me sick to my stomach.
00:04:06.000 She puts her hand on the table like this, and she goes like this.
00:04:10.000 What?
00:04:11.000 That means, put your hand in my hand.
00:04:12.000 Oh, ooh.
00:04:13.000 But this gesture makes me insane. 0.94
00:04:17.000 You wanna, you wanna see me punch a hole in the wall? 0.98
00:04:20.000 Beckon me. 0.92
00:04:21.000 My brother's the same way.
00:04:22.000 This gesture, it makes me blow my- I don't know what it is.
00:04:26.000 It's totally irrational.
00:04:27.000 It might be because of that story, because I felt bad for my friend, but it was like... It's dehumanizing.
00:04:33.000 Dehumanizing!
00:04:34.000 Have you ever seen this one?
00:04:37.000 No, no one's ever done that to me. 1.00
00:04:39.000 You can give me the finger, you can zeke-ile me, you can fucking shoot me. 1.00
00:04:43.000 If you go like this, I'm gonna- we're all going to jail. 1.00
00:04:47.000 One time Seth Goldfarb did it.
00:04:50.000 Terry Richardson's manager.
00:04:52.000 And he had, they just had a bunch of chairs shipped to them and in the studio.
00:04:58.000 And it wasn't really that bad.
00:04:59.000 He goes, Gavin, give us a hand with these, come here. 0.98
00:05:03.000 And I just fucking, I lost it. 1.00
00:05:04.000 Like I started throwing shit. 1.00
00:05:06.000 It was like a temper tantrum. 1.00
00:05:08.000 Wow.
00:05:09.000 Yeah, I was shocked myself at my reaction.
00:05:13.000 And then he even, that's him, he texted me later, he goes, uh, what was that?
00:05:18.000 He goes, if, uh, if someone, he grew up in New York City, and he's like, if someone did that in my neighborhood, he'd be dead.
00:05:27.000 Like, you think you can get away with temper tantrums in my studio?
00:05:30.000 I was like, sorry dude, I was not in control.
00:05:33.000 You went like that.
00:05:35.000 That's wild.
00:05:36.000 You think that would still happen these days?
00:05:39.000 Like, I wouldn't even do that to my kid if they were being bad.
00:05:44.000 You can at once argue it's benevolent.
00:05:46.000 Hey, I want to show you something.
00:05:47.000 Come here.
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00:05:51.000 Um, I, uh, was at Breezy Point all day.
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00:06:02.000 If you feel like you're gonna get blackout drunk and you're worried about yourself, how far you're gonna go, you don't want your hangover to be AIDS.
00:06:10.000 I've been having hangovers recently that are so bad that I go like this.
00:06:17.000 So you know when someone's been crying a lot?
00:06:19.000 Yeah.
00:06:20.000 And they're like, I still love him!
00:06:23.000 And you're like, it's okay, it's okay.
00:06:25.000 I'll talk to him, blah, blah, blah.
00:06:27.000 And then after she stopped crying, she goes like... You know those post-cry shudders?
00:06:36.000 Shudder, yes.
00:06:37.000 I get those.
00:06:39.000 Like, not from crying. 0.96
00:06:40.000 I'll just be in the hallway of my own home and go... Because I'm so fucking hungover. 0.92
00:06:46.000 That seems very unhealthy. 0.94
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00:07:14.000 A Hanes Beefy Tee.
00:07:14.000 This is very high quality.
00:07:18.000 Toots Magoots are so hard to resist that if you were in the White House when Obama was going to deliver his inauguration speech, and you jumped out of like a little enclave that was in the hallway, and you were like, hey man.
00:07:37.000 What the hell?
00:07:39.000 You want to do a little Toots Magoots? 0.97
00:07:41.000 A little hee-haw, a little ho-ho? 0.97
00:07:45.000 You go, what the?
00:07:46.000 The Secret Service, how did you get in here?
00:07:49.000 And you go, so that's a no?
00:07:50.000 And you go, I guess just one little... And then you go, should we even it out?
00:07:56.000 Maybe with the other side? 0.99
00:07:58.000 God damn it! 0.99
00:08:00.000 The security in the White House! 1.00
00:08:03.000 Is this what my presidency is going to be like?
00:08:05.000 You're like, we're wasting time.
00:08:08.000 And then he'd say, I'm sorry, I have to call the Secret Service.
00:08:12.000 And then you go, all right.
00:08:13.000 I should probably take that so you don't get in trouble for possession.
00:08:16.000 Yeah.
00:08:18.000 And then the Secret Service comes. 1.00
00:08:19.000 And they're like, what the fuck? 0.99
00:08:20.000 How'd you get in here? 1.00
00:08:21.000 And they grab you.
00:08:22.000 Put your hands behind your back.
00:08:23.000 OK, I will.
00:08:24.000 But before I do, anyone want a little tooter magooter?
00:08:29.000 A little hee-haw up to hoo-hoo? 0.94
00:08:32.000 And they're like, for crying out loud.
00:08:36.000 I mean, maybe just here.
00:08:37.000 Yeah, yeah, just a little.
00:08:40.000 I remember I had a guy looking after my house in Costa Rica, Robert Dean, who was from the band Japan.
00:08:50.000 He also was in the band, he was in Gary Newman's band.
00:08:53.000 Alone in my car.
00:08:55.000 Anyone who's been following me for a while has heard these stories a hundred times, but I'm sorry, I'm out of stories.
00:09:01.000 Now I'm just sort of like on repeat.
00:09:04.000 I'm like Archie Bunker.
00:09:05.000 Like you go find Archie Bunker on YouTube and watch an episode you've already seen.
00:09:11.000 There he is.
00:09:12.000 Robert Dean.
00:09:13.000 Remember, he wanted a great dine.
00:09:16.000 I want a great dine for the house.
00:09:19.000 He's the one with the tie in that picture.
00:09:21.000 Oh, okay.
00:09:24.000 But, uh, he's the one in the middle in that picture.
00:09:28.000 Now he's a bodybuilder, apparently.
00:09:29.000 He was, uh, he was a birdwatcher and he once sat in a swamp for 13 hours to catch a glimpse of a keel-billed mott-mott.
00:09:39.000 And he got a botfly larvae in his forehead.
00:09:42.000 These are flies who lay their eggs in your skin. 0.99
00:09:46.000 And he had a larvae growing in his forehead, and it's in my hit book, Death of Cool, and he didn't care.
00:09:52.000 He's like, oh well, it'll just grow up and fly away.
00:09:56.000 Then you'll be its mother, Robert!
00:09:59.000 Anyway, he wanted a Great Dane, and I go, Great Dane?
00:10:03.000 Like, dogs don't survive in Costa Rica.
00:10:05.000 They get in arguments with raccoons, and a raccoon would just go, and slice you open.
00:10:12.000 And in the Caribbean, in Central America, near the equator, any cut, I don't care if you stub your toe, I don't care if you have a hangnail, it gets infected, because there's bacteria in life.
00:10:23.000 There's too much life, basically.
00:10:27.000 In fact, it only became fun to go there after we got a chlorinated pool, because you'd go into that chemical, and it would burn all your cuts.
00:10:35.000 Mother Nature's hella pissed. 1.00
00:10:38.000 But, um... So dogs don't live there.
00:10:44.000 You just get a mutt, and it'll get sliced by a raccoon, that'll get infected, and they'll die.
00:10:49.000 So I'm not spending money on a Great Dane.
00:10:51.000 Sorry. 1.00
00:10:51.000 I'm already paying you $200 a month to live for free at my fucking house. 1.00
00:10:56.000 And so I got him a mutt. 1.00
00:10:59.000 I go, we need dogs at the house because there's thieves everywhere and you've had all your stupid shitty Prince CDs stolen by a thief. 1.00
00:11:06.000 He was into late Prince, if you can even conceive of that. 1.00
00:11:10.000 Prince and the new power generation. 1.00
00:11:12.000 That was his shit. 1.00
00:11:14.000 Is that like, I guess we can't play it, right? 1.00
00:11:17.000 Because YouTube will shut it down, but.
00:11:18.000 Oh, Prince, especially.
00:11:20.000 Like Prince is Purple Rain.
00:11:22.000 He's, what was that?
00:11:24.000 Controversy?
00:11:25.000 That other album?
00:11:27.000 Delirious or whatever?
00:11:28.000 I'm thinking of Eddie Murphy at this point.
00:11:29.000 Eddie Murphy's Delirious, yeah.
00:11:31.000 But he had like two albums in the 80s.
00:11:33.000 And then no one likes the Power Generation.
00:11:39.000 It started with a D. What do you got there?
00:11:44.000 These look familiar.
00:11:46.000 Yeah.
00:11:48.000 But yeah, imagine being into prints like 90s, late 90s prints.
00:11:52.000 Like, kiss!
00:11:53.000 I just want your jiggly, jiggly, kiss! 1.00
00:11:58.000 Ooh! 0.96
00:11:58.000 Ooh! 0.96
00:12:00.000 Ooh! 0.96
00:12:01.000 Oh, yeah!
00:12:03.000 I want your jiggly, jiggly, kiss! 1.00
00:12:06.000 Ooh! 0.96
00:12:07.000 Ooh! 0.96
00:12:08.000 Ooh! 0.96
00:12:09.000 Oh! 0.60
00:12:10.000 Yeah, it's a bunch of really weird, sexy things.
00:12:12.000 So sexual!
00:12:14.000 I don't mind teenagers and early 20s people being sexual. 0.98
00:12:18.000 I don't like 40 year olds being horny. 0.98
00:12:20.000 It's gross. 0.97
00:12:23.000 It's like that Iggy Pop song, Lust for Life.
00:12:26.000 I got a lust for life.
00:12:28.000 I still want to make love to women. 0.99
00:12:30.000 And you're like, can you do that in private, please?
00:12:33.000 Led Zeppelin always bugged me like that. 0.91
00:12:34.000 Like in Kashmir, it was like an orgasm solo. 0.96
00:12:39.000 I hear you do that. 0.99
00:12:44.000 Could it be Dirty Mind you're thinking of?
00:12:46.000 1980?
00:12:47.000 Kumiya talks about that song.
00:12:50.000 Wait, go back?
00:12:52.000 Controversy.
00:12:53.000 Dirty Mind.
00:12:54.000 For you, no. 0.97
00:12:55.000 Prince, whatever. 0.99
00:12:56.000 Dirty Mind. 0.88
00:12:57.000 I guess Controversy.
00:12:58.000 Well, these are singles.
00:13:00.000 Are those our albums?
00:13:01.000 Albums, yep.
00:13:03.000 Okay, so Controversy, 1999, Purple Rain.
00:13:07.000 And then we're out.
00:13:08.000 Keep going though, let's see what's after that.
00:13:10.000 Around the Rollin' Day gay parade. 0.95
00:13:14.000 She had a raspberry parade. 1.00
00:13:18.000 But Robert was into like late shit, like 2000s. 0.99
00:13:23.000 I've never met him. 0.99
00:13:24.000 That's like being into Sammy Hagar Van Halen.
00:13:29.000 David Lee Roth's not my cup of tea.
00:13:32.000 I like right now.
00:13:35.000 I like songs that sound like car commercials.
00:13:39.000 I think Sammy Hagar wrote that for the Honda Accord.
00:13:43.000 Right now!
00:13:44.000 Yo, tomorrow.
00:13:45.000 I think that's pretty good.
00:13:49.000 People say that to me about Vice.
00:13:50.000 Like, they went on, they made tons of money after you left.
00:13:52.000 Does that make you feel bad?
00:13:53.000 And I go, yeah, but that wasn't my company.
00:13:55.000 That's like saying to David Lee Roth, uh, they went on the head right now.
00:14:00.000 Don't you wish you had right now?
00:14:02.000 No, that's not my band.
00:14:03.000 That's not my song.
00:14:04.000 I had Jump.
00:14:04.000 I don't like that kind of music.
00:14:06.000 I did Jump.
00:14:07.000 Yeah.
00:14:07.000 I did Diver Down.
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00:15:24.000 Exciting news, I think I got Katie Hopkins.
00:15:26.000 Woo! 0.99
00:15:27.000 Yes, had a talk with her today at Breezy Point.
00:15:31.000 She should be doing a weekly show.
00:15:34.000 And she was saying, how are you?
00:15:36.000 That's the thing about conservatives.
00:15:38.000 I hate that word conservatives.
00:15:39.000 That's the thing about non-liberals.
00:15:41.000 There's just so much caring going on, you know?
00:15:45.000 Like, I heard Donald Trump's guys, the Secret Service dudes he works with, they are frustrated with how much Trump cares about them.
00:15:53.000 Because he'll be like, now what's going on with your daughter?
00:15:57.000 She is, she got into Columbia or she might get into Columbia?
00:16:00.000 And they're like, Mr. President, yes, she's in, she's fine, she's fine.
00:16:04.000 Okay, so she's got all her stuff packed?
00:16:07.000 Now she's going to be there in September.
00:16:09.000 Is it going to be normal now for the schools?
00:16:11.000 Sir, sir, we really need to get you to your car.
00:16:13.000 Okay, now what's going on with that hangnail you had?
00:16:17.000 You peeled the skin back too far.
00:16:18.000 Can I see that?
00:16:19.000 Is that getting infected?
00:16:21.000 Did you go to Costa Rica and get a cut infected?
00:16:24.000 Sir, just, my daughter's dead.
00:16:27.000 Okay, let's do that from now on.
00:16:29.000 Gotta move you.
00:16:30.000 Gotta go from here to there.
00:16:31.000 Like Glenn Beck when CRTV and Blaze merged.
00:16:34.000 He was like, what about Gavin's family?
00:16:36.000 Are they protected?
00:16:37.000 How was your family?
00:16:39.000 And I was terrorized, but it wasn't that bad.
00:16:41.000 It wasn't as bad as Roger Stone or Max and John in jail for four years, prison.
00:16:50.000 So anyway, Katie was all like, how are you?
00:16:51.000 All right, how did it go?
00:16:53.000 You doing all right?
00:16:54.000 You all right?
00:16:54.000 You mucking about?
00:16:56.000 And I said to her, what I'll say to you, what are you doing?
00:17:03.000 What?
00:17:04.000 Oh, pouring a drink of water.
00:17:06.000 Why?
00:17:07.000 To, uh... Why are you constantly drinking water like a bulimic teen?
00:17:13.000 Show yourself.
00:17:14.000 I'm thirsty.
00:17:15.000 Yeah, but it just makes you have to go pee. 0.99
00:17:17.000 Water is gay. 0.99
00:17:20.000 Water is for women who watch Sex and the City. 1.00
00:17:24.000 It's like beer, but it's clear and doesn't make me act like a jackass. 0.86
00:17:29.000 No, it's nothing like beer, and that doesn't make any sense.
00:17:35.000 Beer is fun.
00:17:36.000 You're basically sitting in a rollercoaster chair that you bought from Coney Island, and it's not obviously in a rollercoaster. 0.97
00:17:45.000 Why do you gotta stay so fucking hydrated all the time? 0.98
00:17:47.000 It's really irritating, and it's effeminate. 0.98
00:17:50.000 It's good for my back.
00:17:51.000 Good for your back?
00:17:52.000 What?
00:17:53.000 Okay, if you cared about your back, you would have gone to the doctor and seen if you had Lyme disease.
00:17:59.000 That's much harder on the bones, a crippling disease, than dehydration.
00:18:05.000 And you're not dehydrated!
00:18:06.000 It's not even hot out, it's like 75 degrees.
00:18:10.000 This is from my back. 1.00
00:18:11.000 I got a lumbar support and a nice squishy... Ah, your stupid chairs and your cushions and your bullshit. 1.00
00:18:18.000 That's funny. 1.00
00:18:19.000 By the way, as I say that, I'm sitting in an $800 chair.
00:18:22.000 Drinking a drink.
00:18:25.000 Drinking a man's drink that dehydrates you.
00:18:27.000 Yeah, but I can't work while I'm drunk.
00:18:28.000 You've seen me do it.
00:18:29.000 It's terrible.
00:18:30.000 Yeah, you don't have the enzymes.
00:18:31.000 Exactly.
00:18:32.000 Why don't you have the enzymes?
00:18:33.000 You guys were drinking rice wine probably the same time I was drinking mead.
00:18:37.000 I could do sake, probably.
00:18:39.000 No, you can't. 1.00
00:18:40.000 You can't do shit. 1.00
00:18:42.000 That's why I'm drinking the water. 1.00
00:18:43.000 I need a beverage.
00:18:44.000 No, you don't.
00:18:45.000 Well, I'd like one.
00:18:46.000 Good fighters don't need it.
00:18:48.000 Bad fighters don't deserve it.
00:18:49.000 I'm not a fighter.
00:18:50.000 I'm a drinker.
00:18:52.000 Water.
00:18:53.000 Wouldn't it be cool if we had Mike Tyson on the show?
00:18:56.000 Talking about peek-a-boo stance?
00:18:58.000 Yeah, that's possible. 0.99
00:19:00.000 Oh, that's the guy I'm shitting on. 0.98
00:19:02.000 The guy who brings us our sponsors. 0.99
00:19:07.000 Has it in?
00:19:08.000 Yeah.
00:19:08.000 We might get him.
00:19:09.000 It's very possible.
00:19:10.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:19:11.000 So Katie goes, how you doing?
00:19:12.000 And I said, I'm actually doing pretty good.
00:19:13.000 I like it.
00:19:15.000 It's hard to explain, but when I walk around my suburb neighborhood, uh, I can sort of smell how people feel about me.
00:19:23.000 And two years ago it was terror and they would sort of hold their kids close to them.
00:19:27.000 But I think what's going on with the right and that word I like better than conservative or anything else, the right. 1.00
00:19:33.000 What I think is wrong with the right is, we've been saying for a few years now, Antifa are fucking lunatics. 1.00
00:19:39.000 They're going to burn America to the ground. 0.98
00:19:42.000 And people who are not political, who are not curious, who are not involved, they went, I looked them up on Wikipedia, it says anti-fascist.
00:19:50.000 So are you a fascist?
00:19:51.000 And you're like, no, that's not a thing. 0.87
00:19:53.000 You go, ah, you sound like a fascist.
00:19:55.000 No, these people are, they had a, they may have started okay. 0.93
00:19:59.000 They may have started like fighting fascism, I don't know, a hundred years ago, 50 years ago, but now they're just spoiled brat academic vandals that want to destroy your town and your life.
00:20:11.000 And they have nothing to replace it.
00:20:13.000 No borders, no wall, no USA at all. 0.94
00:20:16.000 And people would go, yeah, it sounds like you're trying to recruit Nazis for a race war.
00:20:21.000 And you go,
00:20:24.000 How did you get that from what I said?
00:20:26.000 I'm telling you about a terrorist group, now I'm in the Klan?
00:20:30.000 Where do you... The why of things.
00:20:37.000 He looks like a woman who just got out of the shower. 0.98
00:20:40.000 The why of things.
00:20:41.000 Isn't that unattractive, too, when women are freshly washed? 1.00
00:20:45.000 I don't know why.
00:20:45.000 Napoleon used to say to Josephine, I'm coming back, I'll be there in three days, make sure you don't wash.
00:20:51.000 And on the train, when we come into the city here, we'll see them, especially curly-haired girls, when their hair's wet because they just had a shower,
00:20:59.000 I don't know what it is.
00:21:00.000 It grosses me out.
00:21:03.000 Like Elizabeth Wasserman Schultz with her... Oh, God.
00:21:06.000 With her weird... Debbie Wasserman Schultz, yeah. 1.00
00:21:08.000 What's that Asian crap? 1.00
00:21:10.000 Ramen. 1.00
00:21:10.000 Ramen noodles? 1.00
00:21:12.000 Something about women who have just been cleaned. 1.00
00:21:14.000 It's like, blech. 1.00
00:21:17.000 Why'd you go washing your pussy, you disgusting bitch? 1.00
00:21:23.000 I can't smell anything! 1.00
00:21:29.000 She's tragic.
00:21:31.000 Anyway, I'm off at nine tangents here. 0.99
00:21:37.000 What the fuck was I talking about? 0.99
00:21:38.000 Mike Tyson? 0.99
00:21:39.000 Peek-a-boo style?
00:21:40.000 No, Katie Hopkins, right. 0.85
00:21:42.000 So I said, um, what I think's happening here is we've been warning people about this.
00:21:47.000 They assumed that we were like secretly planning some boogaloo, some race war thing. 0.99
00:21:53.000 And we were warning them about Antifa to justify, I don't know, a gigantic American Klan rally or some fucking horse shit. 0.99
00:22:01.000 And then, and they were dubious of us, and then they saw Antifa do exactly what we said they were going to do and burn America to the ground. 0.99
00:22:10.000 And they go, Oh, you're not as crazy as I thought. 0.80
00:22:15.000 Okay.
00:22:16.000 You're actually normal.
00:22:18.000 You're actually like Obama and Hillary in 2004.
00:22:21.000 You want closed borders.
00:22:22.000 You're dubious of gay marriage.
00:22:25.000 Oh, okay.
00:22:28.000 So things are getting better for me, and better for Katie, and better for the right in general.
00:22:33.000 They're realizing that the right was right.
00:22:36.000 And Antifa's not anti-fascist, they're anti-America. 0.73
00:22:39.000 They are a domestic terrorist group that is here to destroy your life. 0.92
00:22:46.000 See what I'm saying?
00:22:48.000 Speaking of see what I'm saying, I don't think you know this, Ryan. 0.90
00:22:52.000 Ready for me to drop a neutron bomb in your lap? 0.98
00:22:54.000 Hell yeah! 1.00
00:22:56.000 Ready for me to blow your balls off with a bazooka? 1.00
00:22:58.000 Oh, no, no. 1.00
00:23:00.000 You ready for this?
00:23:00.000 Yes.
00:23:02.000 So, was it yesterday we had Joe Schilling on the show?
00:23:05.000 Or was that two days?
00:23:07.000 Two days ago.
00:23:07.000 Pizzeria guy.
00:23:09.000 Oh, that was two.
00:23:10.000 So, two days ago we had this guy on the show, Joe Schilling.
00:23:13.000 He owns a pizzeria.
00:23:17.000 Uh-oh, I'm already getting the hiccups.
00:23:19.000 Called Heavenly Pizza in East Mullane, Illinois, which is about two hours west of Chicago, Midwest.
00:23:28.000 Pretty left-wing town.
00:23:30.000 Despite it being in the Midwest, which confuses me, but whatever.
00:23:34.000 There he is, rockin' and rollin'.
00:23:36.000 Anyway, he came up with a fun idea.
00:23:38.000 FTP. 0.99
00:23:39.000 Not fuck the police, feed the police. 1.00
00:23:41.000 So he made them pizzas, and he would get donations. 1.00
00:23:44.000 So it was profitable for him, actually.
00:23:47.000 He raised, like, thousands of dollars to make pizzas for cops.
00:23:52.000 And then he thought, let's go further. 0.75
00:23:54.000 Black people, low-income housing, poor people, Hispanics, whatever, immigrants. 0.97
00:23:59.000 Let's feed them. 0.98
00:24:00.000 I'll take donations for them and I'll give it to them.
00:24:02.000 This is all profitable for him.
00:24:04.000 He's not making a killing.
00:24:05.000 It's still a charity, but it's, uh, it works.
00:24:09.000 It has a net.
00:24:10.000 And then he goes, I'm gonna have cops deliver the pizzas. 0.61
00:24:13.000 And I just, I was so happy to have this guest on my show because I'm like, he's, this is entrepreneurs, not bureaucrats, not de Blasio's retarded gremlin wife who's blown $800 million on her Thrive campaign that has achieved zilch. 0.98
00:24:31.000 This is an entrepreneur coming up with an idea that not only shows cops that there's people out there who care about them, but also shows the poor there's people out there that care about them.
00:24:43.000 And then thirdly, brings cops to these poor areas.
00:24:49.000 They're knowing people, here dude, here's the pizza.
00:24:52.000 Next time there's a major fight, they go, I know you, I dropped a pizza off.
00:24:57.000 Like, he's bonding the community! 0.97
00:24:59.000 So I go, you're fucking awesome, dude. 0.98
00:25:01.000 Anyway. 0.66
00:25:04.000 Yesterday, so that's Wednesday, he mentions it on his Facebook or whatever, and Tifa finds out, and they start contacting the East Moline Police Force.
00:25:15.000 Oh well, who cares? 1.00
00:25:17.000 They'll just tell them to fuck off, right? 1.00
00:25:19.000 Antifa's motto is ACAB, ACAP, All Cops Are Bastards. 1.00
00:25:24.000 So you don't listen to them. 0.98
00:25:26.000 Police were like, shut it down. 1.00
00:25:28.000 Shut it fucking down. 1.00
00:25:30.000 Shut what down? 1.00
00:25:31.000 The charity.
00:25:32.000 No.
00:25:32.000 Yeah.
00:25:33.000 What the hell? 0.91
00:25:34.000 His name is Chief, he's in my notes, Chief Jeff Ramsey. 0.97
00:25:40.000 Nope. 1.00
00:25:41.000 Fuck the police. 1.00
00:25:44.000 Isboss. 1.00
00:25:45.000 Look at his gross thinning hair. 1.00
00:25:47.000 What a fucking turd you are. 1.00
00:25:49.000 I called him today. 1.00
00:25:51.000 He said he's not calling me back because he doesn't feel that he has to.
00:25:57.000 How brave. 1.00
00:25:58.000 That fucking shithead scumbag canned the whole thing. 1.00
00:26:03.000 Sorry, we can't take charity. 1.00
00:26:06.000 We won't take pizzas from people affiliated with white supremacists.
00:26:11.000 Can you believe that?
00:26:12.000 So no more pizzas for cops and no more cops delivering pizzas to low-income houses.
00:26:16.000 Because of an interview.
00:26:17.000 Because of a few Antifa emails.
00:26:21.000 This is what pisses me off more than anything. 0.98
00:26:23.000 I don't give a fuck about radicals emailing people. 0.98
00:26:26.000 I don't care about the mob mentality. 0.98
00:26:28.000 That's always been there.
00:26:29.000 It's the capitulation that is infuriating. 0.92
00:26:37.000 Oh, four people, four radical, lonely, abortion-loving, blue-haired dykes are mad at me? 1.00
00:26:45.000 Who hate me and my job. 0.99
00:26:46.000 Who want me to die?
00:26:48.000 Right.
00:26:48.000 They disapprove of my behavior?
00:26:50.000 All right, I'm changing it.
00:26:53.000 So the program's over because of me.
00:26:56.000 And I'm sure there's people, too, that would go, well, you shouldn't have done the interview.
00:26:59.000 You shouldn't talk to Gavin.
00:27:00.000 Can we get him on the line?
00:27:01.000 See if he's on Skype.
00:27:04.000 Oh, Joe?
00:27:05.000 Yeah.
00:27:06.000 Do you have the technology?
00:27:07.000 I do. 0.95
00:27:12.000 I'm so fucking mad about this. 0.94
00:27:14.000 And I'm mad at our side. 0.99
00:27:16.000 I'm mad at the police top brass.
00:27:19.000 I'm mad at the right.
00:27:21.000 I'm mad at capitulation.
00:27:23.000 Let's stop blaming Antifa and BLM for our problems.
00:27:27.000 They're doing what they've always done. 1.00
00:27:29.000 Burning shit down. 1.00
00:27:30.000 What's up, Joe? 1.00
00:27:33.000 Hey, Joe.
00:27:34.000 Hey, what's up? 0.98
00:27:36.000 I'm fucking pissed, dude! 0.97
00:27:38.000 I know! 0.99
00:27:39.000 I know! 1.00
00:27:39.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:27:40.000 We have the same ringtone. 0.99
00:27:44.000 Hey, Levi, uh, I'm a little busy right now, uh, can I call you back?
00:27:49.000 Oh, yeah, no, I'm on with him right now.
00:27:53.000 I love you. 0.96
00:27:53.000 Why is your- first of all, that's gay to love your brother. 0.96
00:27:56.000 Secondly, why is your brother named Levi? 0.96
00:27:59.000 That's an American Indian name.
00:28:02.000 Um, you know, um,
00:28:04.000 I'm not quite sure on that, actually.
00:28:06.000 I've never... I don't know.
00:28:08.000 Is Maggie Longclaw's pregnant? 1.00
00:28:11.000 I don't know.
00:28:12.000 I'm not sure who that is.
00:28:14.000 That's his girlfriend. 0.81
00:28:15.000 He's on the res.
00:28:17.000 Oh, okay.
00:28:18.000 Yeah, we were just talking about the whole backstory.
00:28:19.000 We're getting mad about it.
00:28:20.000 Ryan didn't know the story.
00:28:22.000 And, like, you know what?
00:28:24.000 I would understand if the Klan got 50 grand.
00:28:28.000 I mean, sorry, if your local police force got 50 grand from the Klan.
00:28:31.000 Okay.
00:28:32.000 That doesn't look good for your record.
00:28:34.000 Right.
00:28:35.000 But, you know, you appearing on my show is offensive to very radical leftists.
00:28:42.000 Yes. 0.99
00:28:42.000 Irrelevant Antifa lunatics. 0.99
00:28:44.000 Like I said, they're loud. 0.98
00:28:46.000 They're very small, but they're loud.
00:28:49.000 The kowtowing! 0.92
00:28:50.000 Kowtow to, I don't know, like taxpayers?
00:28:54.000 People that you work with?
00:28:57.000 People that actually support you?
00:28:59.000 People that care about you or people that you've worked with? 0.99
00:29:01.000 If you kowtow to Antifa, well, there's 92 genders, you have to be 69ing with children this afternoon, you have to fucking never eat cheese. 0.99
00:29:14.000 These people are insatiably radical. 0.99
00:29:16.000 And the chief of police goes, I gotcha.
00:29:19.000 All right, let's stop.
00:29:22.000 Yeah.
00:29:23.000 Yeah.
00:29:25.000 He's successfully sabotaging the community.
00:29:28.000 He's separating the community.
00:29:29.000 Right.
00:29:30.000 Exactly.
00:29:31.000 You came up with a plan that involved the police in low-income housing going, here's a pizza, dude.
00:29:36.000 Next time you see me, maybe don't be scared.
00:29:39.000 Right.
00:29:39.000 Perfect solution.
00:29:42.000 Yeah, it's, um, and once again, this is the chief of police, you know, it's, it's too bad because I had, uh, several police officers come in tonight and, you know, they're pissed, you know, um, cause they, you know, they're, they're all in with me, you know?
00:30:00.000 And, uh, yeah.
00:30:01.000 And here we have the boss, you know,
00:30:05.000 How do you say that?
00:30:06.000 Cow-towing?
00:30:07.000 Cow-towing.
00:30:08.000 Cow-towing.
00:30:09.000 I've never heard that until I talked to you.
00:30:11.000 It's spelled cow-tow, but it's cow-tow.
00:30:14.000 Okay.
00:30:14.000 And it is the problem with America right now.
00:30:17.000 Yes. 1.00
00:30:17.000 The problem with America is not spoiled brats being assholes. 1.00
00:30:21.000 We've always had spoiled brats. 1.00
00:30:22.000 It's good men doing nothing.
00:30:24.000 Right.
00:30:25.000 That's when bad things happen.
00:30:27.000 Exactly.
00:30:28.000 And that's why I'm doing something is because I'm so tired of
00:30:34.000 You know, waiting on something to happen.
00:30:37.000 You know, I don't want to be the guy that, you know, opens his mouth and then I have a bunch of people that don't like me because I did so.
00:30:43.000 But it got to a point where I am literally willing to lose my pizza place, lose my Tesla.
00:30:49.000 If I lose business over this, I don't care.
00:30:51.000 As long as I got my guitars, I'm good.
00:30:53.000 I'll just become a music, like, I make a lot of music and I'll just, I'll just chase that dream.
00:30:59.000 I don't even care.
00:31:00.000 You know, um, and I have, oh, I love it.
00:31:02.000 I have, I'm getting these hate,
00:31:04.000 Oh gosh, these people are messaging me.
00:31:11.000 What are you doing on associating with the Neo-Nazi?
00:31:16.000 You better take that video down before you go out of business.
00:31:23.000 And I asked, did you watch the video?
00:31:25.000 I know better than to watch the video.
00:31:26.000 I know better than to get it in my brain.
00:31:28.000 I might like it.
00:31:28.000 And the chief of police, he didn't watch the video.
00:31:31.000 Um, you know, I went back and watched it, you know, uh, you know, we said something about liberals, whatever, uh, no big deal, but there was not an ounce like that of any kind of hate or discriminate.
00:31:44.000 Like, I don't understand.
00:31:45.000 I think what's happening is people can't stand the truth.
00:31:48.000 That's why they hate you.
00:31:50.000 It's why they hate me.
00:31:51.000 And, uh, nobody wants to, uh, face the truth, you know?
00:31:55.000 And, um, and, but the problem with that mentality is that one day the truth,
00:32:01.000 It's going to be revealed whether we like it or not.
00:32:03.000 It's pretty inevitable.
00:32:06.000 It's gonna suck if you're not following it. 0.80
00:32:09.000 Well, the term Neo-Nazi... 0.97
00:32:12.000 I don't even know what that means.
00:32:13.000 So that implies there's a new Nazi party.
00:32:16.000 And that implies that this group of evil racists are going to band together and, I don't know, have an autonomous no-go zone where they burn down things. 0.76
00:32:27.000 I forgot to ask.
00:32:28.000 That's not a thing!
00:32:29.000 But Antifa's doing all the things that you're scared that the right might ultimately lead to. 1.00
00:32:36.000 Your worst nightmare is happening right now in Seattle, you fucks! 1.00
00:32:41.000 Right. 1.00
00:32:43.000 Yeah, no, I forgot to ask before we go any further.
00:32:45.000 I just want to be clear.
00:32:47.000 I just want to make sure before I associate myself with you any further. 0.96
00:32:50.000 Are you a neo-Nazi or a white supremacist? 0.93
00:32:53.000 I just want to make sure. 0.98
00:32:55.000 Yes, I have started a new Nazi party. 0.91
00:32:58.000 We are setting up death camps all across the country. 1.00
00:33:02.000 Damn it, I'm such an idiot. 1.00
00:33:03.000 It's not just visible minorities, gays, clowns. 1.00
00:33:06.000 Oh no! 1.00
00:33:07.000 Clowns? 0.97
00:33:08.000 You're killing clowns? 1.00
00:33:09.000 We're murdering, not yet, but we will be murdering clowns. 1.00
00:33:13.000 Oh my god, my uncle's a clown. 0.99
00:33:14.000 People who ride unicycles, you know those guys like that? 0.99
00:33:17.000 We consider that clown-like, so they're dead. 0.98
00:33:21.000 Uh, fat people, um, people who wear flip-flops. 1.00
00:33:25.000 Don't kill fat people. 0.98
00:33:27.000 Look, the wheels have been set in motion, my friend. 0.99
00:33:30.000 I can't control it anymore.
00:33:32.000 Man.
00:33:33.000 People who hate Mondays.
00:33:35.000 I didn't even approve that one.
00:33:36.000 Oh, Monday's my favorite day.
00:33:38.000 It's the start of the week. 0.95
00:33:39.000 I know, it's ridiculous.
00:33:41.000 Jim Davis, the man who draws Garfield, actually likes Mondays a thousand times more than his character Garfield. 0.99
00:33:49.000 He's a dead man.
00:33:52.000 Anyway, Joe, all right, we got to go. 0.83
00:33:54.000 We got to go behind the table.
00:33:55.000 But this is, it's so infuriating because it's a microcosm of a much bigger problem.
00:34:02.000 That is this, this need to capitulate. 1.00
00:34:05.000 You solved a problem and they fucked you in the ass. 1.00
00:34:10.000 Yes, this is true. 1.00
00:34:13.000 But don't worry, we're busy still, so people aren't losing their... I'm not worried because you're a fighter.
00:34:18.000 You get fighters, you get trouble, you're brave, and you never stop fighting.
00:34:22.000 Exactly.
00:34:24.000 Thank you, Joe.
00:34:25.000 Thank you, Gavin.
00:34:26.000 Cheers.
00:34:29.000 The other part of this, too, is obviously that I'm charming and influential.
00:34:34.000 Like, if he was on, you know, David Duke's show, no one would know.
00:34:40.000 It wouldn't be a thing.
00:34:41.000 Yeah, that's why you're dangerous. 0.99
00:34:42.000 That's why you're terrible. 0.95
00:34:43.000 But they go, I don't like this guy because... Wait, what are you doing right now? 0.58
00:34:47.000 Getting an outro song.
00:34:48.000 And you're choosing your own music.
00:34:51.000 Why not?
00:34:51.000 You're promoting yourself.
00:34:52.000 No, I'm not going to promote it.
00:34:55.000 Let's read a letter or two.
00:34:57.000 OK.
00:34:58.000 Because no one knows who doesn't pay for this site that we read letters for a major part of the show.
00:35:06.000 And they're a wonderful time.
00:35:09.000 They're a wonderful couple. 0.99
00:35:11.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 0.99
00:35:15.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00
00:35:20.000 Let me touch it. 0.98
00:35:25.000 This is from our ad guy that I vacillate from admiring and shitting on. 0.98
00:35:31.000 When are we doing Posobic? 0.97
00:35:33.000 And I'll be responding to him.
00:35:35.000 I don't know, dude.
00:35:37.000 You didn't 0.96
00:35:38.000 Fucking tell me about an interview you set up with my friend. 0.98
00:35:52.000 Hey, I got Jack Posobiec. 0.99
00:35:53.000 Oh, the guy texted an hour ago?
00:35:55.000 Great work.
00:36:01.000 Okay, here's a letter.
00:36:04.000 I won't say his last name.
00:36:05.000 Owen.
00:36:05.000 Hey Gavin, I never understood why religious people with acutely analytical minds don't apply that same logical thinking to God.
00:36:12.000 The most important question about their perception of reality.
00:36:15.000 In a previous episode, you mentioned how you came to God about your newborn child.
00:36:24.000 Complexity in the universe as evidence of God is similar to saying black over-representation in crime statistics must mean systemic racism.
00:36:32.000 The mere existence of something doesn't justify your emotional conclusion.
00:36:37.000 If there is no reasonable evidence to believe something, why believe it then?
00:36:40.000 I grew up in Catholic... Like, there's no evidence? 1.00
00:36:44.000 What about when you look up, asshole? 1.00
00:36:47.000 What about the universe? 1.00
00:36:48.000 It's infinite.
00:36:49.000 Your brain can't fathom infinity.
00:36:54.000 That's proof that something fishy's going on here.
00:36:59.000 I grew up in Catholic schools, but because they preserve certain values, they were the only schools that discussed philosophy and ruminated on ethics, I discovered early on there's no good reason to believe in God.
00:37:09.000 Sure.
00:37:10.000 And in light of all those... So how did we get here?
00:37:12.000 Yeah.
00:37:13.000 What's going on?
00:37:15.000 And why is everything... Why are there so many checks and balances?
00:37:18.000 Like what I'm learning now in my half a century age is, he leaves little clues
00:37:24.000 For example, if you do something an infinite number of times, everything's gonna happen.
00:37:30.000 Monkeys on a typewriter, right?
00:37:31.000 So, if you leave monkeys on a typewriter for infinity, they're going to write the complete works of Shakespeare at some point.
00:37:38.000 Could be six billion, trillion, zillion, billion, gazillion years.
00:37:41.000 But eventually that weird coincidence will happen.
00:37:46.000 You know that means that in the universe, which is infinite, there must be other life.
00:37:51.000 But you also know there isn't.
00:37:54.000 There's not other life.
00:37:55.000 We're the only ones.
00:37:57.000 Why is that contradiction there?
00:37:59.000 That's God leaving his business card in your logic.
00:38:03.000 And I'm thinking this week, my new obsession is insects and animals.
00:38:08.000 Animals have this incredible trajectory of evolution. 1.00
00:38:11.000 A fucking whale was a dog. 1.00
00:38:15.000 And then you look at an ant and you're like, you've been that same useless piece of shit for 20 million years. 1.00
00:38:21.000 You look at a scorpion and you go, you've been that same shape for 500 million years? 1.00
00:38:26.000 Fuck you, loser. 1.00
00:38:28.000 The symbols! 1.00
00:38:30.000 So maybe God's saying that we're better than insects and maybe he's telling us that to show that humans are better than animals.
00:38:39.000 I don't know.
00:38:39.000 I feel like there's all kinds of clues.
00:38:41.000 We are better than animals.
00:38:43.000 Of course we are.
00:38:43.000 We have dominion over all living things.
00:38:46.000 And also animals are fucking losers. 1.00
00:38:50.000 Such losers. 1.00
00:38:52.000 They're selfish. 1.00
00:38:53.000 Goats. 0.98
00:38:54.000 I'm a goat.
00:38:56.000 I'm eating a can.
00:38:59.000 Why can't we just employ the meaningful lessons from the Bible and set the supernatural aside? 0.96
00:39:03.000 I'm not averse to that.
00:39:05.000 I could throw away a few Jesus miracles.
00:39:08.000 I'm not averse to the whole water into wine thing.
00:39:10.000 I'm okay with making that a metaphor.
00:39:15.000 Christianity would be much more accessible if it were just shared values, blah blah blah.
00:39:21.000 People think it's all or nothing, but it doesn't have to be.
00:39:24.000 I agree with that.
00:39:25.000 A sort of secular Christianity is probably the best way to maintain reason while invigorating the values of cohesion that establish the West.
00:39:31.000 See what I'm saying?
00:39:33.000 Owen.
00:39:33.000 Sure.
00:39:34.000 Well, when I go to church, I'm not, I'm not digesting 100% of the Bible.
00:39:40.000 I go to Latin Mass. 0.99
00:39:42.000 I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. 0.99
00:39:55.000 Half the times I hear these Latin songs, I think of the Omen. 0.99
00:39:57.000 I start getting scared.
00:39:59.000 Get fired!
00:40:01.000 Wait, have we read everything?
00:40:04.000 Last... Yeah, we're gonna be doing a bunch of giveaways to the callers.
00:40:09.000 That'll happen at 10.
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00:40:21.000 We had a night, this, the survival rate of COVID is 99.7. 0.97
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00:40:46.000 We got Jim Gode.
00:40:47.000 We have Larry Barnes, world heavyweight champion discussing fights.
00:40:52.000 We've, uh, what would you call Gary?
00:40:56.000 A, uh, a wanderer, a wanderer, a gypsy, seemingly mentally ill gypsy named Gary reading our mail. 0.97
00:41:06.000 We have Laura Loomer, Congresswoman to be.
00:41:09.000 We have Jacob Wall.
00:41:13.000 We have Copper Cab.
00:41:15.000 We have Milo every Friday night.
00:41:17.000 And actually, Katie was asking a lot about Milo.
00:41:20.000 And she goes, is he okay?
00:41:21.000 Is he alright?
00:41:22.000 Everyone's worried, you know what I mean?
00:41:24.000 And I said, the thing about Milo is he's ambitious.
00:41:28.000 So, you kick him, and this is, I think, the first time he's been kicked down.
00:41:32.000 Like, Michelle Malkin has been flushed down the toilet a hundred times. 1.00
00:41:35.000 And so, you can't hurt her.
00:41:37.000 She's like, hello, I'm back up from the sewers.
00:41:40.000 But Milo, I think this is his first flush.
00:41:44.000 And he came out of it going, all right, what about this?
00:41:46.000 A dating show.
00:41:48.000 I'll be a woman, and we'll get three attractive girls, and then we'll match them up with conservatives and see if they can start finding love. 1.00
00:41:58.000 He built a wall on his show.
00:42:00.000 Yeah.
00:42:01.000 And Paul ate glass on that show.
00:42:05.000 He ate glass.
00:42:08.000 He said it once, and then you went like this.
00:42:10.000 He ate glass, because we don't know what glass or eating is.
00:42:14.000 We never heard of those things.
00:42:15.000 Put those two things together.
00:42:16.000 You know eating?
00:42:17.000 Where you're like talking, but you don't say anything, and then food is in your face, and then it goes away and becomes poo.
00:42:25.000 Have you heard of this?
00:42:28.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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