Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 09, 2020


GOML LIVE #55 | ATHEISM IS UNSTOPPABLE (Part 1)

Topics
buying property
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Gavin McInnes
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Wynton Marsalis Laura Park Trump Ryan Johnny Apple CBD Prize Letitia Harlins Kelly Osborne Keith Haring Hamilton Rosie Lee Tompkins Johnny Apple CBD Michael Richards John Karamanicka George Costanza Jason Alexander Louise Dreyfus Daniel Johnson Jesse Williams Wesley Willis Janae Bridges and 19 more
S02E183 - THE WAR ON HISTORY [2020-07-07 - S02E183 - THE WAR ON HISTORY] S02E185 - FRIDAY NIGHT'S NOT ALRIGHT [2020-07-10 - S02E185 - FRIDAY NIGHT'S NOT ALRIGHT]

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Length

35 minutes

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658

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Misogyny

35

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181

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 The kind you don't take home to mother.
00:00:24.000 She will never let your spirits down.
00:00:27.000 Once you get her off the street, ow girl. 1.00
00:00:31.000 She likes the boys in the band.
00:00:35.000 She says that I'm her all-time favorite.
00:00:39.000 When I make my move to her room, it's the right time.
00:00:42.000 She's never hot and clean.
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00:00:46.000 That girl is pretty wild now. 1.00
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00:01:00.000 That's true.
00:01:01.000 She's alright.
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00:01:04.000 That girl's alright with me.
00:01:08.000 Ain't nobody got time for that! 0.99
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00:02:35.000 So I had a very, very busy day today and I just got here now.
00:02:39.000 My son was at a baseball game.
00:02:41.000 Had to watch that.
00:02:42.000 Was looking at some property.
00:02:43.000 Had to do that whole inspection. 0.99
00:02:48.000 Um, you know, buying property, you'd be surprised when you spend a lot of money, the fucking nitpicking that goes on. 0.98
00:02:57.000 People are too much of the indecents. 0.97
00:03:01.000 Like, when I bought the house I'm in now... That was too much of indecence.
00:03:04.000 It had a big fireplace.
00:03:06.000 And it had a... Oh, I'm not a fan of my do today.
00:03:09.000 I didn't get a chance to primp and preen.
00:03:12.000 Uh, look at that.
00:03:13.000 It's a don't today.
00:03:14.000 It's a hair don't.
00:03:17.000 But, like, we got this house many years ago.
00:03:21.000 And it had a big fireplace in the living room.
00:03:23.000 A very wide one.
00:03:24.000 It's a hundred-year-old house.
00:03:26.000 So it had this great sort of a gate, you know, like the thingamadoodle that stops the doohickeys from shooting out onto the carpet. 0.78
00:03:34.000 Yeah, the majiggers. 1.00
00:03:35.000 The fence gate thingamadoodle.
00:03:37.000 And the what's-a-whosits.
00:03:39.000 The guard monger.
00:03:40.000 And they go, hey, so that fits the fireplace perfectly.
00:03:45.000 I've spent millions of dollars on this house, by the way.
00:03:48.000 And as they're moving out, they're just like, you know what, just give us like a few hundred bucks for it.
00:03:52.000 It's an antique, so whatever, we'll sell it to you.
00:03:54.000 Like, don't worry about it.
00:03:56.000 What? 0.98
00:03:56.000 Why don't you just fucking leave it there? 0.98
00:03:58.000 Thank you very much. 0.97
00:04:00.000 Also, our dining room table fits the room perfectly, and we don't really have room for it, so we could sell that to you.
00:04:06.000 Sorry.
00:04:07.000 Sell that to me?
00:04:09.000 The price of that is within about 1%.
00:04:12.000 Actually, much less than 1%.
00:04:16.000 You know what? 0.99
00:04:16.000 I'm gonna do the fucking math. 0.99
00:04:22.000 Uh... 0.99
00:04:24.000 Equals X over 100 equals 2X.
00:04:27.000 X equals 7, 0, 0, 0, 5, 4, 4.
00:04:30.000 And that's, sorry, so that's 70, 0, 0.
00:04:33.000 That's 2.
00:04:48.000 This is way smarter than I thought.
00:04:55.000 Way smarter than I thought.
00:04:58.000 You ready for this?
00:05:00.000 Come on man, Mikey!
00:05:04.000 Wait a minute, I didn't get rid of all the zeros.
00:05:11.000 It's so weird that I... They are retarded, and in some ways, they're geniuses. 0.99
00:05:20.000 It's .2% of the sale price. 0.98
00:05:26.000 So maybe let it go, my friend. 1.00
00:05:28.000 Maybe let it fucking go! 0.99
00:05:32.000 Just like the Fourth of July I was talking about the other night, where the dad was scared of the fireworks so he went in the pool. 0.99
00:05:38.000 You know, poor people have it so much better than us.
00:05:42.000 When I talk to people of color and the working classes about their July 4ths, in a place like New York City where fireworks are illegal, dude, welders have competitions, rivalries, where they weld their own cannons.
00:06:01.000 Boom! 0.99
00:06:02.000 Like, way better than the cities.
00:06:04.000 Those things, those k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k- 1.00
00:06:35.000 That was not rich white people going, fuck the rules. 0.99
00:06:39.000 That was illegal aliens and legal aliens going, what are you talking about? 1.00
00:06:44.000 So excuse me, I'm going to blow fireworks.
00:06:48.000 It's a big day.
00:06:50.000 Like they probably didn't even hear about the ban.
00:06:53.000 How many, how many immigrants, Mexicans, how many Mexicans in America?
00:06:59.000 Here's a good quiz.
00:07:01.000 Don't know who Trump is.
00:07:04.000 That's a great question.
00:07:05.000 Back when liberals would speak to me, Jason Jones and I would play this game, Samantha Bee's husband, and his thing was like, how many Americans do you think don't know who Obama is?
00:07:15.000 His number was crazy.
00:07:17.000 It was like 10,000.
00:07:18.000 40, 45.
00:07:18.000 No, it's more than that.
00:07:20.000 More than 45. 0.66
00:07:22.000 Because there's got to be a lot of unilingual 1.00
00:07:25.000 Mexicans who barely know that they're in a different country like old ladies and stuff. 1.00
00:07:29.000 That's what I was so the parameters by the way are 17 years old to infinity as long as they're they have their wits, right?
00:07:39.000 Like you can talk to them if they're yeah, are we counting invalids? 0.77
00:07:45.000 Well yeah, you can be paralyzed and know who the president is.
00:07:48.000 Do you know what the word invalid means? 1.00
00:07:49.000 No, I thought it meant like stupid and incapable. 1.00
00:07:51.000 No, that's you. 1.00
00:07:52.000 That's Ryan's.
00:07:53.000 That's why I've been called that before.
00:07:58.000 Yeah, obviously not like vegetables and retards and stuff. 1.00
00:08:01.000 That's cheating.
00:08:02.000 Think of it as the... The symbols!
00:08:04.000 Think of it as the symbols.
00:08:05.000 Think of it as a scale of one to ten.
00:08:07.000 So if you're eligible for a what are you out of ten, then you also, we're asking you, who knows the president, we're asking Mexicans specifically,
00:08:15.000 I'm going to say... But then again, burn victims aren't counted in the 1-10.
00:08:20.000 So some... Some of the complaints will be lies.
00:08:25.000 Okay, well... You got to make that a drop, didn't you?
00:08:28.000 I thought so.
00:08:30.000 Why didn't you?
00:08:31.000 I can do it now while you talk.
00:08:32.000 We found it!
00:08:34.000 I know what happened.
00:08:34.000 We found it.
00:08:35.000 It was your command.
00:08:37.000 It was on your to-do list.
00:08:38.000 And your to-do list is like dust in the wind.
00:08:42.000 And it just blows away.
00:08:44.000 Some complaints.
00:08:46.000 Some complaints will be false.
00:08:49.000 I believe he says.
00:08:53.000 We're giving you a break.
00:08:54.000 When I have a sip, you have a sip.
00:08:58.000 I'd say 17,000 people don't know who Trump is.
00:09:02.000 In America, obviously.
00:09:03.000 Total.
00:09:05.000 Ryan, that's insane.
00:09:07.000 That's a lot or little?
00:09:08.000 Way too high, dude.
00:09:10.000 Really?
00:09:11.000 I was focusing on Mexicans for mine, and I still, I still, no, we're not doing that. 0.98
00:09:16.000 I said one to 10. 0.95
00:09:18.000 We're going 17, whenever it's legal to bone, right up to, are you senile?
00:09:25.000 So, um,
00:09:29.000 This is not mathematical.
00:09:31.000 This is a vibe.
00:09:31.000 It might end up coming out racist if I'm wrong, right?
00:09:34.000 If I say it's like a million and it's three, that's a racist math.
00:09:38.000 That's racist math!
00:09:44.000 What I love about these kind of quizzes, it's like the Rubik's Cube thing.
00:09:48.000 When I said, would you rather do two months in prison or you can get out as soon as you solve a Rubik's Cube?
00:09:54.000 And everyone I say that to goes, Rubik's Cube for sure.
00:09:58.000 Really? 0.95
00:09:58.000 I just, I want that to be true and I want to come visit you three years in as you're like, I get the yellow and the red and then the green's fucking gone! 0.95
00:10:08.000 I would do the, take the two months. 0.89
00:10:10.000 Oh, I got a call.
00:10:18.000 Hello?
00:10:18.000 Hello?
00:10:20.000 Yes?
00:10:23.000 Who it is?
00:10:29.000 Dude, you clearly watched the show.
00:10:31.000 You know I'm doing the show right now.
00:10:35.000 And being good at it, if you will.
00:10:36.000 You are not good at it, if you will.
00:10:39.000 I guess he didn't know we switched times.
00:10:41.000 It was Matty Odell.
00:10:42.000 You can go check out the free speech with him where we discuss his days with the Hells Angels.
00:10:49.000 And the somewhat...
00:10:52.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:11:13.000 Oh boy, that's what it's like having a dick that as big as mine That's a when your dick is as big as mine and you see a ledge at waist level you go You look around you go. 1.00
00:11:22.000 Oh, thank God and you just pick up your junk and lay it on the corner there just to get a breath Yeah, it's like my 650 pound dick life Yeah, and I'm just like I do a narration when I wake up in the morning. 1.00
00:11:35.000 It's so painful I go to the bathroom and I turn my 0.99
00:11:40.000 I love their problems, too.
00:11:41.000 It's always like,
00:11:47.000 I would stay at my grandmother's house and she would let us eat whatever we wanted.
00:11:52.000 And then, much later than that, my brother lost his shoes.
00:11:57.000 It was hard on both of us because I cared about him and he loved his shoes.
00:12:02.000 So I turned to food.
00:12:03.000 They always say food wrong.
00:12:04.000 Feud.
00:12:05.000 Feud.
00:12:06.000 Like Padma Lakshmi on Top Chef.
00:12:10.000 You will win a subscription to Feud and Wine Magazine. 0.99
00:12:14.000 What the fuck is feed? 0.99
00:12:16.000 Family feed. 1.00
00:12:17.000 Family feed?
00:12:19.000 I turned to food.
00:12:21.000 Anyway, when you have two pieces of flair like this, right?
00:12:25.000 And something as standard as Chuck's, you have to stop your flaring and just wear a white tee.
00:12:32.000 Yeah.
00:12:33.000 Because I've got so much going on here. 0.94
00:12:35.000 I've also got the silly mustache and everything. 0.82
00:12:37.000 So there's a lot happening. 0.85
00:12:38.000 You can't have Pizza Brigade here.
00:12:42.000 Or where's the beef, Wendy's?
00:12:44.000 It hurts to not wear those shirts, too.
00:12:46.000 It hurts a lot.
00:12:47.000 You just want to wear the Pizza Brigade shirt and the where's the beef shirt. 0.99
00:12:50.000 Or I just want to wear a shirt that's a perfect drawing of a vagina. 1.00
00:12:53.000 That'd be fun. 0.98
00:12:56.000 At the kid's game?
00:12:57.000 There's no way that's not political.
00:12:58.000 And then when people get mad, you just go, uh, it's a beautiful, it's part of a human body.
00:13:04.000 You have a problem with the human body?
00:13:05.000 Misogynist.
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00:13:41.000 Whoa, good deke, man.
00:13:47.000 Had some okay lines at the gym today and some kind of bad ones. 0.98
00:13:52.000 Like, he was calling me the mayor of Cupcakeville, and I said, I'd rather live in fucking Cupcakeville than Mount Vernon. 0.98
00:13:59.000 And then, uh, that was good, and I said, you a cupcake, and I go, fucking right. 1.00
00:14:04.000 Come eat me, bitch, and you'll get diabetes and die. 1.00
00:14:07.000 Damn. 1.00
00:14:08.000 That was a really good one. 1.00
00:14:10.000 And then he followed me to the bathroom and he goes, who the fuck you think you talking to? 0.99
00:14:14.000 Meanwhile, he's drenched in sweat. 0.99
00:14:15.000 He's been working out.
00:14:16.000 He's lost 37 pounds in from June 1st till July 8th.
00:14:21.000 Holy smokes.
00:14:24.000 And I go, I'm talking to someone in the past tense, someone that was. 0.99
00:14:28.000 And I meant like, I'm going to kill you. 0.90
00:14:30.000 And then, but then I realized I'm calling him a has-been. 0.99
00:14:33.000 Oops.
00:14:34.000 So that wasn't fun. 0.99
00:14:35.000 And I go, I'm going to fucking knock you out. 1.00
00:14:37.000 I'm going to punch you so hard. 1.00
00:14:38.000 I'm going to send you back to 1986. 0.99
00:14:41.000 And he's like, what?
00:14:42.000 1986? 0.99
00:14:43.000 I could kill anyone.
00:14:46.000 And I was like, oh yeah, that was the peak of your career. 0.98
00:14:48.000 It's not a good place to send you.
00:14:49.000 No.
00:14:50.000 I'll die. 1.00
00:14:52.000 He's like, usually you can talk shit with the best of them, but that sucked. 0.99
00:14:59.000 So, I apologize. 0.99
00:15:01.000 I felt ugly.
00:15:02.000 I felt gay. 0.93
00:15:03.000 It's so funny that he got away with that. 1.00
00:15:12.000 He's such a roll on the dice what you're going to get fucked with. 0.99
00:15:16.000 Like when Kelly Osbourne says, who is going to clean your toilets, Mr. Trump? 1.00
00:15:22.000 And everyone went, what the fuck? 0.99
00:15:23.000 Are you saying that immigrants can only clean toilets? 1.00
00:15:27.000 And then she went, oh, fuck. 1.00
00:15:33.000 She's waiting her turn. 1.00
00:15:42.000 Look what happened on The View today with guest co-host Kelly Osbourne.
00:15:47.000 There are a lot of Latinos here in this country that do agree that the immigration problem is a problem and it does need to be addressed and it does need to be fixed. 0.99
00:15:57.000 I'm a Latina.
00:15:59.000 They didn't let her say it.
00:16:00.000 Yeah, there we go.
00:16:02.000 No, it's too late.
00:16:03.000 In the sense that that's after, like, Michael Richards after he yelled, N-word!
00:16:07.000 We don't say such words on this show.
00:16:19.000 Neggers! 1.00
00:16:20.000 Neggers! 1.00
00:16:22.000 And then exactly the same.
00:16:23.000 And his, in the sense that was, uh, you see?
00:16:27.000 Words!
00:16:28.000 Oh, no, no, no.
00:16:29.000 Words have power.
00:16:31.000 They have an impact.
00:16:32.000 And I just said, too, that, well, one, twice, that is the end of my career.
00:16:38.000 That one was bad.
00:16:39.000 Not that, I don't think that ended his career.
00:16:41.000 What ended his career is typecasting.
00:16:42.000 Same with George Costanza. 0.99
00:16:44.000 What, are we going to watch fucking Jason Alexander in You Got Mail? 0.99
00:16:49.000 He's done. 0.99
00:16:51.000 But how did Elaine escape that fate? 0.99
00:16:55.000 Jesus.
00:16:56.000 She's a Dreyfus. 1.00
00:16:57.000 She's a fucking rich kid. 1.00
00:17:02.000 So because I don't have notes, we're just fucking winging it. 1.00
00:17:08.000 Her father collected some incredible things. 0.95
00:17:10.000 Just incredible art.
00:17:12.000 Actually, you know what I think I'll show?
00:17:15.000 We may have to switch to autofocus for this.
00:17:17.000 Alright. 0.99
00:17:26.000 So Julia Louise Dreyfuss' father fucked the police's boss. 1.00
00:17:32.000 Oh, I gotta talk about the fucking outpost, dude. 1.00
00:17:36.000 I'm writing that down, we'll get to that. 0.99
00:17:38.000 Uh, her father was an art collector, which, it means nothing.
00:17:42.000 Art collector's not a talent.
00:17:44.000 If you work in finance and you're rich, you're a babysitter for other people's money.
00:17:48.000 We're not impressed.
00:17:49.000 You don't do anything dangerous that's gonna risk the guy's entire portfolio.
00:17:53.000 You're just like, uh, this seems to be a trend.
00:17:57.000 And if you're an art dealer, what do you do?
00:17:59.000 You go shopping, and you buy a bunch of paintings you like, and then you hold on to them, and some of them do better, and some of them do worse, and maybe you get rid of the ones.
00:18:08.000 It's just the same as the stock market.
00:18:09.000 You're an art babysitter.
00:18:10.000 So I'm not impressed. 0.98
00:18:12.000 But he's seen as a hero, and one of the great things he did was invest in this slave who did these beautiful, beautiful drawings that suck. 0.99
00:18:21.000 They look like they were done by a fucking seven-year-old, and I'm being generous. 0.99
00:18:26.000 But because he was a slave. 1.00
00:18:28.000 Oh, it's so beautiful.
00:18:30.000 Like Basquiat?
00:18:31.000 I'll give you Basquiat.
00:18:32.000 When I look at his art, I can tell that he's a good artist, even though it's very primitive.
00:18:37.000 But you can't just take that concept and apply it to every black person who can't draw and pretend it's magical. 0.98
00:18:43.000 Anyway, I was in North Fork last week, week and a half ago, which is like the shitty Hamptons. 0.98
00:18:52.000 And, uh, the beaches are gross. 0.81
00:18:54.000 They are, um, really pebbly and stuff.
00:18:57.000 It's not the nice side.
00:18:58.000 It's the shitty side, but I know really cool people there.
00:19:00.000 So it's a very stimulating trip for me to go on, but I wouldn't recommend it.
00:19:05.000 Um, and then it can be really dangerous when you're off season up there, which is weird.
00:19:10.000 Cause you're, you're a gentle fart from the Hamptons.
00:19:14.000 Honestly, a 20 minute drive.
00:19:18.000 You got to show them.
00:19:21.000 Oh my God, that breaks my heart every time I see pictures of my kids when they're young, because that guy's gone.
00:19:26.000 Someone took my baby away.
00:19:29.000 His legs, I was looking at him the other day in bed, his legs are this long.
00:19:33.000 That's too long.
00:19:34.000 That's too long.
00:19:35.000 For a leg.
00:19:36.000 That's a child now.
00:19:37.000 That's a little kid.
00:19:38.000 It's a giant.
00:19:40.000 It's a child. 0.95
00:19:41.000 It's a fart.
00:19:44.000 You're breaking it down.
00:19:45.000 They get excited, right?
00:19:46.000 Because they don't know anything.
00:19:47.000 So when you go, what is that? 0.99
00:19:49.000 And they go, holy shit, I finally know something an adult doesn't know. 0.99
00:19:52.000 It's like, oh, that's a fart. 1.00
00:19:55.000 They come out of your butt. 0.99
00:19:55.000 It sounds like a burp. 0.99
00:19:57.000 You hadn't heard of those?
00:19:58.000 No.
00:19:59.000 Oh, yeah, I know all about them.
00:20:01.000 We're kind of even now, because you told me a lot of stuff, and now I'm telling you stuff, so we're peers.
00:20:06.000 And it's not even kind of silly, it's very serious, like, I'll help you.
00:20:09.000 I have the information. 0.77
00:20:09.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, no, that's a fart. 0.77
00:20:10.000 It's a fart, yeah.
00:20:11.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:20:12.000 Oh, they happen all the time.
00:20:13.000 Oh my god, they happen all the time.
00:20:14.000 Lizards fart.
00:20:15.000 In fact, you'll be very hard-pressed to find something that doesn't fart.
00:20:18.000 Man o' War doesn't have an anus, it doesn't fart. 0.96
00:20:21.000 Silly Putty, if you tuck it into the container quickly, it'll fart. 0.98
00:20:24.000 It'll, it will make a fart sound. 0.95
00:20:26.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:20:26.000 It's not technically a fart.
00:20:29.000 Oh, you got the artist?
00:20:31.000 Yeah.
00:20:31.000 So this is Julian.
00:20:32.000 This is Elaine's dad.
00:20:34.000 He had the wherewithal to notice the incredible talent of this slave.
00:20:39.000 Oh, it's beautiful.
00:20:40.000 Anyway, so I'm at North Fork and we're renting a condo up there.
00:20:45.000 And it's kind of trashy.
00:20:52.000 A lot of teenagers getting wasted in the pool. 0.77
00:20:55.000 But I don't buy the New York Times.
00:20:57.000 I look at it maybe once a year.
00:20:59.000 So it's sitting in there, and I'm like, well, I'll pull it out.
00:21:03.000 Ah, arts and leisure.
00:21:04.000 That's always interesting.
00:21:05.000 Just see what the yuppies are into these days.
00:21:08.000 This is kind of cool.
00:21:10.000 What is it, a cutout of a quilt?
00:21:13.000 I can see the artistic merit in that.
00:21:16.000 Kind of.
00:21:18.000 Kind of.
00:21:20.000 What are you going to do here?
00:21:23.000 Use the other camera?
00:21:25.000 So, this is called radical quilting. 0.97
00:21:29.000 Dude, the New York Times is so fucking alt-left that it reads like an NY- No, I'm stopping myself. 0.92
00:21:40.000 I think that an NYU paper, their local paper- Oh, what's it called again? 0.99
00:21:45.000 I forget what it's called.
00:21:47.000 My alma mater's paper was called The Charlatan.
00:21:50.000 Trickery.
00:21:53.000 This is wrong, right?
00:21:54.000 Washington Square News?
00:21:55.000 Yes.
00:21:55.000 It is.
00:21:56.000 Because it's across from Washington Square Park, penis face. 0.99
00:21:59.000 Oh, I didn't know. 0.99
00:22:00.000 I knew it was.
00:22:02.000 It's worse than Washington Square News.
00:22:05.000 So let me just take you through it.
00:22:07.000 All right?
00:22:09.000 This is not the Black Lives Matter edition.
00:22:12.000 This is not a special Juneteenth episode.
00:22:15.000 This was June 28th, way past Juneteenth.
00:22:18.000 I believe Juneteenth is June 19th when blacks got to vote.
00:22:23.000 So the first page is about this black woman who is, her quilts are so bad that it's kind of outsider art. 0.81
00:22:30.000 It's kind of like Daniel Johnson or Wesley Willis or the kids of Whitney High, really.
00:22:36.000 But let's just go through this, shall we?
00:22:38.000 Just a random pluck at what's going on with the lefties.
00:22:41.000 So we have, uh, inside culture from the archives and they have, um, something from 86 where some black students were working on some paintings and, uh, the other white kids would recreate the silhouettes and they were working with Keith Haring.
00:23:00.000 Um, so it was about, what are you doing now?
00:23:06.000 What is your thing you're doing?
00:23:08.000 Okay, see, actually, that's a good idea.
00:23:09.000 So that's on auto?
00:23:11.000 Yeah.
00:23:11.000 Okay.
00:23:11.000 It's right here.
00:23:12.000 You can see the monitor right there.
00:23:13.000 Right.
00:23:13.000 So, it's about civil rights.
00:23:15.000 We see some black kids doing paintings.
00:23:17.000 We see other kids getting involved, and Keith Haring is trying to help the ghetto. 0.88
00:23:21.000 Okay.
00:23:21.000 That's page one, we'll call it.
00:23:24.000 That's actually page two, because the first page.
00:23:26.000 Page three!
00:23:28.000 Uh, Wynton Marsalis.
00:23:30.000 I have no problem with any of this news, by the way.
00:23:32.000 You're just going to notice an incredibly specific pattern.
00:23:37.000 Wynton Marsalis, calling and responding.
00:23:39.000 In March, Wynton Marsalis, trumpeter and composer, went into lockdown thinking that he might, what he might get done, but as leader of the jazz at the Lincoln Center, blah blah blah blah blah.
00:23:47.000 Jazz. 0.95
00:23:49.000 I want to fucking give everyone who likes jazz a lie detector test, even though lie detector tests aren't real. 1.00
00:23:54.000 So fuck that. 1.00
00:23:55.000 Heroin. 1.00
00:23:56.000 Shoot them up with heroin and just be like, everything's cool, man. 0.98
00:23:59.000 I know everything's cool. 0.99
00:24:03.000 I know everything is cool.
00:24:05.000 What do you think of jazz?
00:24:07.000 What do you mean?
00:24:08.000 Jazz.
00:24:09.000 Love it.
00:24:09.000 No.
00:24:10.000 What do you think of jazz? 1.00
00:24:11.000 Fucking sucks, dude. 1.00
00:24:14.000 Or he'd probably say, I love it. 1.00
00:24:15.000 Then you put it on and he goes, take that off, take that off, that's so shitty. 0.99
00:24:19.000 What a cacophony. 0.98
00:24:20.000 Come on! 0.61
00:24:28.000 It's like cigars and Vegemite.
00:24:31.000 No one really likes it.
00:24:33.000 I like cigars.
00:24:33.000 And then there's this.
00:24:35.000 Listening to the past is kind of perfect.
00:24:38.000 And when they talk about some history books to read, but of course the picture of the woman going through this classic literature is an empowered, woke, black woman. 0.82
00:24:48.000 All right.
00:24:49.000 Not a big deal, by the way, what you make your cartoon.
00:24:52.000 It's only page three.
00:24:54.000 Page four.
00:24:55.000 You're not good at it, if you will.
00:24:56.000 Page four, you go, oh, this is kind of cool.
00:24:58.000 It's like a baseball musical.
00:25:02.000 I like baseball.
00:25:05.000 Oh, it's got that dude Jesse Williams who won't shut up about how oppressed black people are. 0.97
00:25:09.000 Of course, he's raised by his white mom and abandoned by his black dad, but he's all about how evil America is. 1.00
00:25:16.000 They're all homosexuals. 1.00
00:25:17.000 It's homosexual baseball. 1.00
00:25:20.000 Run, and the main guy's the black guy. 0.99
00:25:22.000 Okay. 0.91
00:25:23.000 Alrighty.
00:25:27.000 The singer, Janae Bridges, and the pianist, Connor Hanick, are stars, yet still freelance workers.
00:25:33.000 So these guys were creating this incredible work of, like, black female jazz singer and piano boy, who's likely gay,
00:25:42.000 And it's all about COVID and how it's affected them, but it's really just about their incredible art that they make together, this black and gay couple.
00:25:49.000 All right.
00:25:52.000 Page six, of course, Hamilton.
00:25:56.000 How Hamilton reached the small screen.
00:25:58.000 And they focus on, every picture has Hispanic and black people. 1.00
00:26:02.000 And again, you sound like an asshole saying this, because you're like, why are there so many black people in my newspaper? 1.00
00:26:07.000 It's not that. 1.00
00:26:08.000 It's that 14% of the population is 100% of this section, and it's so clearly pandering.
00:26:16.000 That's what bothers us, is the relentless pandering.
00:26:20.000 Isn't that kind of the challenge too?
00:26:21.000 It's like, let's just blast a ton of these and you can't, you can't mention that pattern.
00:26:26.000 So it's like, it's a challenge.
00:26:28.000 I dare you to mention that these are all black stories. 0.97
00:26:30.000 Well, maybe the challenge is like, oh, you have a problem with that?
00:26:33.000 How about this one in 1968 when it was all white people?
00:26:36.000 It balances out.
00:26:38.000 Okay, so here you go.
00:26:39.000 Oh, there's a white woman. 1.00
00:26:40.000 Is this not going to be politically correct pandering?
00:26:43.000 Looking into a hunt for stolen lives.
00:26:45.000 Liz Garbus adapts the bestseller on The Golden State Killer.
00:26:48.000 Now, of course, it's a chick who's doing a movie. 0.99
00:26:51.000 Golden State Killer was that cop who was a serial killer, and his sister did a DNA test.
00:27:00.000 I got this from Maddie, by the way.
00:27:02.000 Oh, yeah.
00:27:03.000 Just for a 23andMe whatever thing. 0.97
00:27:05.000 And they go, holy shit, this looks like all the DNA and all those dead bodies. 0.99
00:27:08.000 And she was like, I didn't fucking do it. 1.00
00:27:10.000 Must be your brother. 0.99
00:27:13.000 That's interesting. 0.99
00:27:14.000 I don't give a shit that it's a woman behind it. 1.00
00:27:17.000 It's non-black. 1.00
00:27:18.000 And you chose it because it's a cool story.
00:27:21.000 Okay, that's one so far out of seven pages.
00:27:25.000 Okay, this is a doozy.
00:27:28.000 Pop Smoke.
00:27:30.000 Pop Smoke, the rapper.
00:27:32.000 In his last days. 0.74
00:27:34.000 So a gangbanger gets whacked. 0.96
00:27:37.000 Right?
00:27:37.000 This guy didn't die of lung cancer.
00:27:41.000 And it's all about John Karamanicka.
00:27:43.000 I hired him to be the head of hip hop at Vice a billion years ago.
00:27:49.000 He's obsessed with black people, always writing about rap and R&B.
00:27:53.000 And it's all about the incredible life of Pop Smoke and what a gentle giant he was and how he's totally underestimated.
00:28:01.000 And he's really just, it's so sad that he was taken from us by probably the KKK.
00:28:06.000 I believe they lynched him.
00:28:08.000 All right. 0.98
00:28:09.000 So finally, we've come to the end of this segment, and it's the absolute fucking genius, the genius of Rosie Lee Tompkins. 0.97
00:28:20.000 I gotta zoom in here on this. 0.95
00:28:27.000 Where are we here?
00:28:28.000 Here it is.
00:28:30.000 Look at this.
00:28:31.000 So this is a quilt she made.
00:28:34.000 Here's a quilt she made.
00:28:35.000 Can you see that okay?
00:28:38.000 Oh, sorry.
00:28:39.000 Notice the word genius is here and she's just stitched a bunch of t-shirts and crap onto a quilt and then random letters. 0.55
00:28:48.000 Like this isn't Basquiat, this is mental patient.
00:28:52.000 And of course the t-shirt says OJ Simpson, innocent.
00:28:56.000 The guy who chopped off his ex-wife's head and that's genius? 1.00
00:29:01.000 Look at this shit! 1.00
00:29:02.000 It's garbage! 1.00
00:29:05.000 I mean, do you think I would deny, or anyone would deny, if there were these incredible quilts this lady made? 1.00
00:29:11.000 And you're reading about it too, and they took like years of her stitching crap onto a big sheet of fabric. 0.58
00:29:20.000 Look at this. 0.81
00:29:24.000 Like, how is that genius? 0.99
00:29:26.000 It's shit crosses. 0.99
00:29:30.000 Anyway. 0.99
00:29:32.000 Now we're up to, that was the cover story, we're up to page 12, and now it's all about laying their claim on the city.
00:29:41.000 Skateboarders, black skateboarders, are taking back New York. 1.00
00:29:46.000 Wait, are you showing the right thing, Ryan?
00:29:49.000 What were you doing there?
00:29:50.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:29:54.000 Laying their claim on the city. 0.98
00:29:56.000 For the 50th time in a row, no one gives a shit about this kind of stuff. 0.98
00:30:01.000 Like, no one is denying that you should write about blacks and everything, but when you get to the point where you're cramming it onto every page, I don't believe you. 1.00
00:30:09.000 Like, I think you're full of shit. 1.00
00:30:13.000 Pandering is a form of racism. 1.00
00:30:16.000 Wait, now I'm all zoomed in this one.
00:30:20.000 When you just constantly coddle, it's sort of like, you know, Proud Boys indicate they may stand up to chop, and I'm kicked off everything, it's a major catastrophe.
00:30:31.000 We have Black Panthers, who by the way, it just came out, they were actors.
00:30:35.000 What?
00:30:35.000 Those were people wearing costumes, yeah.
00:30:38.000 Oh, really?
00:30:38.000 We'll get to that in a sec.
00:30:40.000 But no one cares about that because they see the left and the mainstream and the DNC see blacks as retards. 0.99
00:30:48.000 And they go, oh, you're all dressed up with your guns. 0.99
00:30:51.000 I love it.
00:30:53.000 I love it.
00:30:54.000 Oh, you think OJ was innocent.
00:30:56.000 That's great.
00:30:57.000 You did it. 1.00
00:30:59.000 Oh, you want to kill all white people. 1.00
00:31:00.000 I love that. 1.00
00:31:02.000 And then when someone says the opposite, they hear, I want to kill all retards. 1.00
00:31:05.000 And they're like, you leave those poor retards alone, you jerk. 1.00
00:31:11.000 It's the bigotry of low expectations. 1.00
00:31:13.000 And as an egalitarian who hates racism, I don't like it.
00:31:18.000 So anyway, last page.
00:31:19.000 One of my favorite cartoonists, Laura Park.
00:31:23.000 I don't know if it's... Laura Park. 0.98
00:31:25.000 This woman is so fucking talented. 1.00
00:31:28.000 I've been a fan of hers since day one. 0.99
00:31:31.000 I got in a lot of trouble from Drawn and Quarterly, our publisher, by saying I like that she draws herself fat. 0.80
00:31:36.000 And she's fat. 1.00
00:31:37.000 Because back then, when she first came out, everyone was making themselves gorgeous.
00:31:41.000 Now it's a little more normal.
00:31:42.000 Anyway, drawings put on 10 pounds.
00:31:45.000 Heh heh heh.
00:31:46.000 Anyway, this is about Letitia Harlins.
00:31:50.000 What's her name?
00:31:52.000 Yeah, Letitia Harlins. 1.00
00:31:54.000 Now, during the L.A.
00:31:55.000 riots, Korean stores were getting destroyed.
00:32:04.000 They were getting ransacked, looted, to the point where Koreans were on their roofs with guns.
00:32:11.000 Anyway, this girl went into a store, and she put a drink in her backpack, and the paranoid Korean geriatric had a gun, and she goes, uh... No, she didn't have a gun at the time. 0.60
00:32:21.000 She goes, you steal that, you steal that! 1.00
00:32:23.000 He goes, I'm not gonna steal, I'm gonna pay for it.
00:32:24.000 He goes, you steal, you steal! 1.00
00:32:26.000 And she goes, fuck you, and they get into a fight. 1.00
00:32:28.000 And then as the girl's like, fuck it, fuck it. 1.00
00:32:30.000 I had money. 1.00
00:32:31.000 I was going to pay you, bitch. 1.00
00:32:32.000 And then the old Korean lady grabs a gun and shoots from the back of the head and kills her. 1.00
00:32:36.000 Obviously tragic. 1.00
00:32:37.000 She should go to jail. 0.84
00:32:38.000 That's murder.
00:32:42.000 But, I don't know, the old lady was panicked during a riot. 0.99
00:32:46.000 You could give her 40 years.
00:32:49.000 Are you really, like, getting a murderer off the streets?
00:32:52.000 Is it ever really gonna happen again?
00:32:53.000 So it's wrong, it's illegal, but it's not really the best example of unjust killings. 1.00
00:33:00.000 It's a chaotic and stupid reaction during a riot. 0.98
00:33:04.000 But anyway, Laura Park thinks it's an example of Asian privilege. 1.00
00:33:09.000 And she sits and she draws a chart where she says...
00:33:14.000 Here's what I'm gonna do.
00:33:15.000 Should I donate to bail funds?
00:33:17.000 Yes.
00:33:18.000 But I also have to be careful not to just be amplifying black pain.
00:33:23.000 What's more important, donating my skills or making space for black artists? 0.98
00:33:27.000 Here's some space for black artists.
00:33:29.000 Can you do both?
00:33:31.000 How can I participate without displacing?
00:33:35.000 Buy books!
00:33:36.000 And by books they mean Taneshi coats and stuff, not actual books that have actual facts in them.
00:33:43.000 This is just a random sample of the other side, and it's just bizarre.
00:33:50.000 It's radical leftist propaganda that comes across as powerfully insincere.
00:33:56.000 There's no humor in it.
00:33:58.000 It doesn't come across as authentic blackness. 0.51
00:34:01.000 It comes across as pandering blackness.
00:34:04.000 Anyway, we're going to get off, I guess, bit shoot now?
00:34:09.000 Right?
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00:34:52.000 And this is me on July 30th being essentially Santa Claus.
00:34:57.000 Our ad guy has added that I should say ho ho ho. 0.98
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00:35:07.000 That's pretty good.
00:35:08.000 Kind of fun.
00:35:09.000 All right, so get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.