Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #56 - GENERATION BRAT

00:01:45.000 Don't fight the business, baby, in your skin.

00:01:50.000 We went to me.

00:01:52.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:01:58.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:02:31.000 That's a fun little jam.

00:02:34.000 So Mike Skinner's back with the streets.

00:02:36.000 He's got a new album out.

00:02:38.000 I don't know what it's called.

00:02:39.000 I forgot what it's called.

00:02:40.000 You can fucking look it up, you lazy shithead.

00:02:42.000 But that song...

00:02:50.000 Hack Baker, who we talked about a lot on the show.

00:02:52.000 That's a black folky dude who just got to have...

00:02:59.000 And that accent seems to have been replaced with that like, bear grills.

00:03:03.000 You know that weird accent Londoners, young Londoners do now? 0.76

00:03:07.000 But he's got like an old school, what you doing, don't muck about, accent.

00:03:12.000 And I appreciate it coming from a young man.

00:03:14.000 And his songs are fucking amazing.

00:03:16.000 It's 7 a.m.

00:03:19.000 7 a.m.

00:03:21.000 That gives you a little taste.

00:03:25.000 This one's also with Hack Baker.

00:03:27.000 What is it?

00:03:28.000 Associated Performer, guitar vocalist, Hack Baker, as well.

00:03:30.000 And what song?

00:03:31.000 This one and the other one.

00:03:33.000 What's the other one?

00:03:35.000 What the hell was it?

00:03:36.000 The one that you just cited.

00:03:39.000 Mm-hmm.

00:03:40.000 So you're interrupting me to tell me that he does another song with Hack Baker.

00:03:46.000 Does he?

00:03:48.000 Yeah.

00:03:48.000 What's the other song, Ryan?

00:03:50.000 The one that you just mentioned.

00:03:51.000 What song did I just mention?

00:03:52.000 7 a.m.

00:03:53.000 No, remember we showed it on the show?

00:03:56.000 That Tame and Paula?

00:03:58.000 Yeah.

00:03:59.000 He's not in the Tame and Paula one.

00:04:01.000 Oh, Hack Baker isn't Tame and Paula. 1.00

00:04:03.000 Hack Baker is not Tame Impala.

00:04:05.000 Thank you, Ryan, for your helpful rock knowledge.

00:04:09.000 The man who only listens to single mom music is interrupting the show because he doesn't know the difference between Hack Baker, H-A-K-B-A-K-E-R, and Tame and Paula.

00:04:23.000 Do they sound remotely similar?

00:04:25.000 It's the same number of syllables.

00:04:28.000 What are you talking about?

00:04:29.000 I got confused.

00:04:30.000 I thought you said the other song was also with Hack Baker.

00:04:33.000 So I said, well, this is interesting.

00:04:35.000 I'm looking into it because I was looking for the record name, the album name, and it says Hack Baker.

00:04:40.000 So I say, oh, wow, I got to mention this.

00:04:42.000 So now you're explaining that your mistake was perfectly reasonable.

00:04:45.000 Is that your new angle?

00:04:46.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:04:47.000 Yeah.

00:04:48.000 So when I'm talking about music, please don't interrupt me to say something that is not true.

00:04:53.000 if you're And Hack Baker also does sort of trippy desert music that sounds like it's from outer space.

00:05:12.000 I think it's from Australia originally.

00:05:16.000 And when Hack Baker does that kind of music, he calls himself Tame Impala.

00:05:23.000 Tabernouche.

00:05:25.000 Oh, no.

00:05:26.000 Is he going to ruin?

00:05:27.000 I don't tear down another black man.

00:05:28.000 I have the pain of being torn aside while I deliberate others.

00:05:32.000 I don't tag you.

00:05:33.000 Please don't be offended.

00:05:34.000 I tried to pick people I thought would do this.

00:05:36.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:05:37.000 Okay, few.

00:05:38.000 See, you're kind of, when there's an artist, well, basically every musician now, when you like them, you like their music, you're so reluctant to check out what they have to say in case it's like, we need reparations now.

00:05:49.000 Black Lives Matter is a massive scene in London.

00:05:54.000 London?

00:05:54.000 The police are too pussy to beat up black people.

00:05:58.000 They don't even have guns.

00:06:00.000 They don't even arrest anyone but Tommy Robinson.

00:06:03.000 Uh-oh.

00:06:04.000 Oh, no.

00:06:06.000 Filth pig cunts.

00:06:07.000 Thanks for ruining Hack Baker for me.

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00:07:30.000 We've got a lot to cover today in a very little amount of time, but let's start with the breaking news, which is Ryan hates his hair.

00:07:38.000 Ryan, I guess because he's Japanese as his first language, he went into the barber and said, oh, just a haircut, nothing wrong with that.

00:07:48.000 And they said, okay, I guess I'll give him a haircut.

00:07:50.000 But I guess you wanted, what, some faggy trim? 1.00

00:07:53.000 Yeah, I wanted to keep most of the length.

00:07:56.000 And now I look like Eddie Guerrero.

00:07:58.000 It's not like a mullet, but there's a lot back there.

00:08:00.000 Like, usually they taper it off, but I said keep the back because.

00:08:04.000 Who's Eddie Guerrero?

00:08:06.000 Eddie Guerrero is a deceased wrestler, professional wrestler.

00:08:10.000 See, the great thing about the show is we have such different areas of expertise.

00:08:14.000 I know about good music and the news.

00:08:16.000 He knows all about single moms music and children's stuff.

00:08:19.000 So if we ever have a problem with Toy Story or wrestling or Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter, boom.

00:08:25.000 What are the two rival factions in Harry Potter?

00:08:30.000 Gryffindor and Slytherin.

00:08:33.000 See, we could have sat here for an hour as I was saying Voldemort and fucking Harry Cobbs.

00:08:38.000 No, Voldemort is, we don't actually say his name.

00:08:43.000 Did I, I told you this story, right?

00:08:45.000 What?

00:08:46.000 Oh, in the back, the road trip?

00:08:48.000 Yeah, it was some crazy storm in Montreal.

00:08:50.000 I was trying to get back to New York City.

00:08:51.000 It's only a six-hour drive.

00:08:53.000 So flights are all canceled.

00:08:54.000 Stay at a hotel.

00:08:55.000 Fuck, I'd rather just drive.

00:08:56.000 Go to get a rental, no rental.

00:08:58.000 I see a couple there, and they are fucking nerds, kind of like my neighbors today. 0.88

00:09:03.000 Like, normies, so normie that they're in a funny movie.

00:09:08.000 And you would go, haha, no one's that square.

00:09:11.000 So they go, I go, hey, man, I'll split the gas and everything with you if I could go down in the back.

00:09:19.000 I lived in New York City at the time.

00:09:20.000 They lived in the Burbs.

00:09:22.000 By the time we got to the Burbs, they decided they didn't want to go any farther with me.

00:09:27.000 So I had to take a cab that was another $100.

00:09:31.000 So it was probably in Westchester.

00:09:33.000 Dang.

00:09:34.000 But anyway, we get in the car and we're driving for a while.

00:09:40.000 Oh, sorry.

00:09:41.000 They searched my bag for a knife.

00:09:44.000 Just in case, you know, just, I mean, we have kids.

00:09:47.000 we have to be cautious, and you could be a murderer.

00:09:48.000 How did I...

00:10:04.000 Or I just hang out at the rental place ready to kill people and then I pretend I was going where they were going and I suss out that a flight was canceled.

00:10:13.000 It's a form of vanity, that level of paranoia, to think you matter that much.

00:10:18.000 And it's ironic because if I had a knife, I would have ended up killing them because we're driving along and after we start to get our stride, I guess on 87, she pulls out Harry Potter.

00:10:39.000 So yeah, we like to, on road trips, we will read Harry Potter.

00:10:44.000 He drives and I read.

00:10:46.000 So and if you have any questions, he is basically the Harry Potter expert.

00:10:52.000 These weren't nerds like with tattoos of unicorns and stuff.

00:10:56.000 These are people you see dropping kids off at school.

00:10:58.000 They look like incredibly normal square suburban parents.

00:11:03.000 And Jewish, potentially Jewish, dark-haired.

00:11:09.000 And she goes, yeah, he can answer any questions.

00:11:12.000 And then they give an example.

00:11:13.000 They're like, for example, Krustelmort or some fucking castle that I'm sure you're familiar with, where the reason no one ever discovers it is because it has a force field around it.

00:11:24.000 And when you get too close to it, you forget what you were doing and you turn around and walk away.

00:11:28.000 That's their force field.

00:11:29.000 You know, the kind of things that are in children's books.

00:11:33.000 That's true.

00:11:34.000 So she's reading away.

00:11:36.000 And it's funny that I'm reading my own book here.

00:11:38.000 And the first thing I see is Genviev hit her tits with the blankets as I explain what was going on.

00:11:44.000 Adult stuff.

00:11:45.000 Very, this is a grown-up book, my book.

00:11:47.000 And she's reading it, and I'm just like, I don't want to read fucking Wizard Dr. Zeus.

00:11:55.000 Why am I listening to J.K. Rowling's made-up stories that she created so her fatherless, homeless son would feel safer when he goes to, I don't know, whatever fucking orphanage school they send wayward youths to.

00:12:10.000 So eventually I just decide I do want to drive all the way into New York City, but I can't do this.

00:12:17.000 I physically can't listen to Harry Potter for six hours.

00:12:20.000 So if I just go, you know what, if it's all the same to you guys, I was listening to a podcast earlier and I would love to finish it.

00:12:29.000 And they both sort of go, oh, okay, all right.

00:12:34.000 And then as I listened to whatever I was listening to, it could have been nothing, by the way.

00:12:38.000 I just, I can hear them like...

00:12:40.000 They're still doing that?

00:12:42.000 I'm hoaring, hoaring, hoaring, hoaring.

00:12:47.000 Cast a spell and grab the wand and, oh, Lord, roared.

00:12:51.000 Like, what the fuck?

00:12:54.000 My 13-year-old would laugh if I read her Harry Potter.

00:12:58.000 She'd go, what's this bit?

00:13:00.000 If I read my 11-year-old Harry Potter, I think he'd be worried about me.

00:13:04.000 He'd maybe call some sort of parent protective services.

00:13:09.000 And then my seven-year-old, yeah, I think he'd kind of be into it for a little while.

00:13:18.000 Help me out here, Earth.

00:13:20.000 Help me out.

00:13:22.000 Excelsior.

00:13:24.000 Anyway, let's have a good look at your new hairdo.

00:13:28.000 Take your headphones off and really show the world.

00:13:30.000 It's still like a little, you know.

00:13:36.000 That's the part that confuses me.

00:13:37.000 You know, I just, it's a lot to deal with when you bike and you're sweating.

00:13:41.000 You know, the bangs and always touching.

00:13:42.000 I haven't really touched it much since I got it.

00:13:44.000 So there's less of that.

00:13:47.000 And I don't know.

00:13:50.000 It really has to be a certain way with the body.

00:13:52.000 So you find your hair is too hot when you ride a bicycle, when you have bigger hair than that.

00:13:57.000 Oh, yeah.

00:13:58.000 It really does a good job of warming my head.

00:14:02.000 Like if it gets, if it's on my forehead, remember it was like on my forehead like this?

00:14:06.000 But isn't that heat?

00:14:07.000 Isn't the wind pushing it away?

00:14:09.000 Now, I don't really like that look.

00:14:09.000 That's another thing.

00:14:12.000 The lot of hair back thing.

00:14:15.000 Windy head look.

00:14:16.000 So it's just...

00:14:16.000 Yeah.

00:14:21.000 I don't know what to tell you.

00:14:22.000 I silently admit it.

00:14:22.000 I mean, I could imagine that.

00:14:23.000 I just be like, to have to work with you every day.

00:14:26.000 If that was me, I would fucking eat a 22.

00:14:33.000 I was going to say a 44.

00:14:34.000 Is that a guy?

00:14:35.000 I think so.

00:14:38.000 Look, we've got a lot to cover.

00:14:40.000 We haven't really started the show.

00:14:41.000 We're supposed to talk about Barry Weiss, who, by the way, is probably the most attractive five in the world.

00:14:48.000 She is on the cover of five.

00:14:50.000 She's on the cover of the New York Post, and she's on the cover of Five Magazine.

00:14:54.000 She is a breathtaking five.

00:14:56.000 She's the ten of fives. 1.00

00:15:02.000 But you know what?

00:15:04.000 I'm not, like, good.

00:15:06.000 I'm glad the Times is getting shit on.

00:15:08.000 I don't understand why everyone's going so nuts.

00:15:10.000 Who the fuck didn't know that Twitter is not on the masthead of the New York Times, but Twitter has become its ultimate editor?

00:15:16.000 Remember, LA Weekly had a cover story about me, and it was something like Gavin McInnis in his own words or something.

00:15:24.000 And then Twitter went nuts on them, and now it's like, from vice to the far right.

00:15:30.000 No, that's the blaze.

00:15:32.000 LA Weekly?

00:15:35.000 LA Weekly, I'm on it.

00:15:37.000 Okay.

00:15:38.000 Not seeing it.

00:15:39.000 This might have just gotten deleted.

00:15:41.000 Oh, wait, there we go.

00:15:42.000 Yep.

00:15:42.000 Vice co-founder.

00:15:43.000 Look, look, look.

00:15:44.000 Oh, look.

00:15:45.000 No, this always happens.

00:15:46.000 It stays in the URL.

00:15:48.000 Oh, no, that's different.

00:15:49.000 Fuck.

00:15:50.000 Anyway, you're useless.

00:15:54.000 My own forays into wrongthink have made me the subject of constant bullying by colleagues who disagree with my views.

00:16:00.000 Yeah.

00:16:02.000 Does anyone think that it's conceivable that one person could work at the New York Times and like Trump?

00:16:11.000 I don't think the janitors can like Trump.

00:16:14.000 I think if some maid comes in there in the middle of the night and is sweeping up and she in her head, she thinks, he not so bad, she gets a shock.

00:16:25.000 Of course, right?

00:16:26.000 Doesn't everyone know that?

00:16:28.000 Oh, there's our Trump guy on the third floor.

00:16:33.000 Or maybe it's LA magazine?

00:16:36.000 Yeah, that makes more sense.

00:16:37.000 These are all the ones on their side.

00:16:40.000 Well, they could have deleted it.

00:16:41.000 Stories are chosen and told in a way to satisfy the narrowest of audiences rather than to allow a curious public to like, doesn't this just sound totally redundant?

00:16:50.000 Yeah, I know.

00:16:50.000 This is, I was saying this to Cooney the other day when he had Bernard Kirk on, and they were talking about how New York is fucked and it's so dangerous and it's like Dinkins.

00:16:59.000 And I'm just watching it going, this is all great information and I appreciate the show, but I know.

00:17:05.000 Okay, how McInnis went from vice to the far right.

00:17:08.000 But if you click on it, I bet the URL has the original headline.

00:17:13.000 Unless they fix that thing.

00:17:16.000 What's happening here?

00:17:18.000 It's unclickable.

00:17:20.000 It's unclickable.

00:17:24.000 Open up a new tab.

00:17:25.000 It just says in the URL, Gavin McInnes interview.

00:17:30.000 In the URL.

00:17:31.000 And now it won't load at all.

00:17:33.000 Interesting.

00:17:33.000 Oh, there we go.

00:17:35.000 So what does the URL say now?

00:17:36.000 Gavin McInnes interview.

00:17:38.000 Interesting.

00:17:39.000 Yeah, sometimes they keep the old URL.

00:17:44.000 But we're going to get into that.

00:17:46.000 What a shithole New York has become because it's deceiving sometimes.

00:17:52.000 We were going down Third Avenue a couple nights ago, and we're in a Hell's Kitchen, and it's kind of rocking.

00:18:00.000 Everyone's having drinks outside and walking down the street, and there's parts of the East Village that are alive, and there's parts of Williamsburg that are alive.

00:18:07.000 But Tuesday night, Grand Central.

00:18:12.000 Wow.

00:18:14.000 I missed my train by one minute.

00:18:16.000 I sent you this picture separately.

00:18:18.000 And I've never seen Grand Central like this.

00:18:21.000 This is Tuesday.

00:18:22.000 This, like last year, this time, Tuesday at nine, an absolute madhouse, shoulder to shoulder.

00:18:28.000 You couldn't even see that far, obviously.

00:18:32.000 Look, zoom into the corner there.

00:18:35.000 How many people are in Grand Central?

00:18:38.000 One, two, three on the left, and then four, seven, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten people in Grand Central.

00:18:48.000 Grand Central.

00:18:53.000 They got the food down there rocking?

00:18:55.000 Everything's closed.

00:18:55.000 Nope.

00:18:56.000 You know what's, I want to know a cool secret?

00:18:59.000 See those three big penises? 1.00

00:19:01.000 Actually small penises, but that are big.

00:19:04.000 Those are hallways that all the ticket collectors get to traverse in.

00:19:09.000 People who work for the trains use those hallways, and they have glass bottoms.

00:19:13.000 Whoa.

00:19:14.000 That's pretty cool.

00:19:14.000 Yeah.

00:19:15.000 And the ticket collectors get these tickets to these secret little rooms where there's a cot and you can sleep and there's little living rooms with mid-century furniture where you can watch TV.

00:19:24.000 No civilians allowed. 0.95

00:19:26.000 So the advanced guys will go there in the morning, sleep all day, then do the rush hour at night and count all 10 hours.

00:19:26.000 Oh, cool.

00:19:35.000 Wow.

00:19:37.000 It's a racket like everything in New York.

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00:20:45.000 I don't know why I get so many news stories together for the Thursday's show because we barely get started.

00:20:52.000 So yeah, Grand Central.

00:20:54.000 And then my buddy John sent me this video of Lower Manhattan.

00:20:58.000 Indistinguishable from, no, it'll be late.

00:21:03.000 You had it.

00:21:03.000 There it is.

00:21:04.000 This is not the movie Escape from New York.

00:21:07.000 This was filmed three or four days ago.

00:21:11.000 This is City Hall.

00:21:12.000 Now, hold on a second.

00:21:13.000 Wait a minute.

00:21:14.000 This area of Lower Manhattan, you don't really see young people in it.

00:21:18.000 It's just people busting their ass.

00:21:21.000 It's government employees, DAs, lawyers, couple guys on trial waiting for their time, rich people, fashion people.

00:21:30.000 Obviously, there's a lot of Wall Street people down there.

00:21:32.000 But it's not, you don't see graffiti down there.

00:21:35.000 There's nowhere to hang out.

00:21:36.000 I think there's one bar, and it's kind of a conservative bar.

00:21:40.000 I forget what it's called, the Patriot or something.

00:21:43.000 That's it, though.

00:21:44.000 It's not very residential.

00:21:46.000 So, I mean, I guess it's probably like your city hall.

00:21:50.000 But look at that and turn up the audio so you can hear.

00:21:53.000 Because there's people yelling.

00:21:56.000 All cops are bastards.

00:21:58.000 Some flag hanging there.

00:21:59.000 They're not taking down.

00:22:02.000 Oh, didn't we already show this?

00:22:03.000 Lenopi Lands?

00:22:04.000 Yeah.

00:22:16.000 So, yeah.

00:22:18.000 Amidtown walking around at night, I saw a woman on her stomach being arrested, screaming her head off. 0.90

00:22:24.000 There's about 10 cops around her. 0.77

00:22:26.000 And then the only other person I saw near Grand Central was this Indian man, Dot, not feather, dancing around a bottle of booze. 0.98

00:22:34.000 In circles around it.

00:22:35.000 Doop-be-doop, be-doop. 0.89

00:22:40.000 Well, this is a good segue into cops.

00:22:42.000 It smells like India Midtown. 1.00

00:22:46.000 Is that bad to say?

00:22:49.000 I heard it smells really bad.

00:22:54.000 What?

00:22:56.000 Everyone's familiar with my black dress, gold dress thing, right?

00:22:59.000 We all remember the dress where some saw it as black and yellow or something, others saw it as white and gold, something like that.

00:23:08.000 And that's how I'm seeing all of this shit with the cops.

00:23:11.000 Obviously, we all see the riots the same way.

00:23:13.000 A bunch of spoiled brats acting like assholes, pretending it's about black lives, even though CHOP has white people shooting black people. 0.77

00:23:21.000 Then we hear it's about Marxism.

00:23:22.000 Then we hear it's about white slave owner statues, but then they're ripping down other statues.

00:23:27.000 Stop, stop, stop.

00:23:29.000 This is just, fuck you.

00:23:31.000 That's what's going on.

00:23:32.000 It's that simple.

00:23:33.000 It's like when you draw a cock in a bathroom stall or a swastika and you say, shit.

00:23:39.000 That's all this is.

00:23:41.000 Like I saw this footage of an Irish demonstration, I think in Dublin.

00:23:46.000 And it was like March of Innocence.

00:23:48.000 And they're there against pedophilia.

00:23:50.000 I believe this march was focused on pedophilia in Islam, but I'm sure that the group is not bananas about pedophilia in the Catholic Church.

00:23:59.000 But these kids show up, these Antifas show up, playing Billy Bragg's, the fascists, you're going to lose.

00:24:07.000 It's an old like 80s song about bonafide Nazi skinheads, by the way.

00:24:12.000 And what are they doing there?

00:24:14.000 Are they really pro-Muslim rape? 1.00

00:24:17.000 No.

00:24:18.000 They're just being brats. 1.00

00:24:19.000 And I did that when I was a kid.

00:24:21.000 You'd flick someone's head.

00:24:21.000 You did that?

00:24:23.000 You'd throw, we used to throw, we threw firecrackers at people.

00:24:26.000 It's what brats do. 1.00

00:24:26.000 We were bad kids. 1.00

00:24:28.000 We were brats.

00:24:29.000 We threw snowballs at cars when we were 11.

00:24:32.000 That's what these riots are.

00:24:33.000 Stop imbuing them with some sort of political diatribe.

00:24:36.000 They are just throwing snowballs at cars.

00:24:38.000 There you go.

00:24:39.000 Oh, you fascists are bound to lose.

00:24:41.000 That was pretty quick, Ryan.

00:24:43.000 Thanks.

00:24:47.000 But have you got video?

00:24:52.000 This sort of shows you that it's not about ideology.

00:24:54.000 And don't tell me that the situation in Ireland is different than the situation in Houston.

00:24:59.000 Look, if London is worried about George Floyd, then there's no rhyme or reason to any of this.

00:25:04.000 And we can see.

00:25:08.000 We can see.

00:25:10.000 Then they start blaming Billy Bragg.

00:25:14.000 Ever heard of Billy Bragg, Ryan?

00:25:16.000 Yeah.

00:25:17.000 He's not a great leap forward.

00:25:18.000 He's not tame in Poland.

00:25:20.000 Great leap forward.

00:25:22.000 So the beauty of the Irish is they just go, well, this is it. 1.00

00:25:26.000 And they just fucking beat up.

00:25:28.000 We're not doing that.

00:25:30.000 You're not here to fuck up my don't rape kids march. 0.62

00:25:36.000 And, you know, when we threw snowballs at cars, we knew that we were going to get in trouble.

00:25:42.000 That was kind of the excitement of vandalism as a little kid.

00:25:46.000 And when I say kid, I mean throw snowballs at cars was like 11, 12, 13.

00:25:49.000 And then when we got older, when we were punks, we were just like throwing garbage and stuff, asking for trouble.

00:25:53.000 But you know, you're going to get beat up.

00:25:55.000 And you know that if the cops catch you, you're fucked.

00:25:59.000 In this scenario, It's the same bratty behavior, but you throw a snowball at a car and the police tell the car they better watch it.

00:26:08.000 The couple in St. Louis is being indicted.

00:26:12.000 They just did a weapon search and they got his AR-15, whatever it was, and they said this is inoperable.

00:26:19.000 He must have something else in the house.

00:26:21.000 Now, I think what it sounds like he did is he took out whatever fancy pin you have to make it work, and he's handed them some broken gun.

00:26:29.000 So now the argument's going to be, it wasn't a real gun.

00:26:35.000 But they are being indicted for not allowing brats to throw snowballs at their car.

00:26:42.000 God, she is a smokeshow. 1.00

00:26:44.000 So what do you make of the reaction against the McCloskeys as racists, as lunatics, armed bigots? 0.92

00:26:51.000 I would not believe that the lunatics have put her and her family through.

00:26:55.000 You're a little AC over there.

00:26:58.000 And it was, I mean, I'm shocked.

00:27:01.000 St. Louis is my hometown.

00:27:02.000 On his show.

00:27:03.000 I'M WELL AWARE OF THE PLAYERS THAT ARE IN THIS GAME.

00:27:07.000 KIM GARDNER WHO IS THE CIRCUIT ATTORNEY WHO AMAZING So we're on the same page, right?

00:27:12.000 It's totally typical of Brady behavior.

00:27:14.000 We've seen it a million times before.

00:27:16.000 But the difference now is that the state, the top brass police force, the DNC, and the media is saying this is awesome.

00:27:26.000 And you can jump around on the highway to get hit by a car, and the headline is, peaceful protest thwarted, peaceful protests, plural, regularly thwarted by vehicle, what do they call it?

00:27:38.000 Slammings?

00:27:40.000 Ramming.

00:27:40.000 By vehicle ramming.

00:27:43.000 So here's an example.

00:27:45.000 One, two.

00:27:47.000 You're supposed to see this and be outraged.

00:27:49.000 And sometimes I go on liberal Twitter to see what's pissing off.

00:27:51.000 Now, I know this is a little, this is two days old, but we're going to give you more examples.

00:27:57.000 And just to be clear here, we're in an environment where cops are being harassed, stabbed, shot, killed, beaten, put in a headlock, poured water on, attacked.

00:28:09.000 I mean, so it's not a normal, it's not like you're in Vermont five years ago and you're walking down the street and some guy comes up to you and yells at you.

00:28:17.000 That would be called an EDP, an emotionally disturbed person, and you'd probably try to ration with him.

00:28:23.000 This is more like being confronted in a riot.

00:28:34.000 Okay, that's the scene.

00:28:35.000 So go back a bit.

00:28:36.000 Get back, he says, and the guy goes, who the fuck are you talking to?

00:28:42.000 But he shoves him out of the way.

00:28:44.000 Another cop sees that someone had to be shoved out of the way.

00:28:46.000 He takes him down.

00:28:48.000 The guy won't cooperate.

00:28:49.000 He keeps filming for the Graham.

00:28:52.000 Got to get on the Graham.

00:28:53.000 He's clearly never been tased.

00:28:56.000 And still resisting arrest.

00:29:02.000 Get off of me.

00:29:03.000 Get off of me.

00:29:07.000 We don't want to go.

00:29:09.000 It's like bedtime.

00:29:12.000 You know what?

00:29:13.000 You know what I would say if I was a cop?

00:29:15.000 Put your hands behind your back or no screen time for two weeks.

00:29:22.000 And if you want to have your friend sleepover tomorrow night, it's all writing on this now.

00:29:26.000 I will cancel the sleepover.

00:29:27.000 No screen time.

00:29:28.000 And when I say screen time, I mean no Fortnite, no TV.

00:29:33.000 That's a screen.

00:29:35.000 No computer.

00:29:36.000 No anything with a screen.

00:29:38.000 You can't see it.

00:29:39.000 You can look at the newspaper.

00:29:41.000 You can play with wood toys.

00:29:43.000 That's it.

00:29:45.000 And I bet he wouldn't comply.

00:29:50.000 So the guy recording is like, whoa, you're all losing your jobs.

00:29:53.000 I got to get your badge number.

00:29:54.000 They love the badge number.

00:29:56.000 And then the scary part is, I'm sure sometimes it works.

00:29:59.000 By the way, ladies, thank you for coming out.

00:30:01.000 Go back a bit to the actual arrest.

00:30:04.000 What did the woman do? 1.00

00:30:05.000 Look, look at the woman. 1.00

00:30:07.000 Oh, this is great.

00:30:07.000 I missed this first time.

00:30:09.000 All right, I got him.

00:30:10.000 I'm holding on to sort of part of his elbow, his weenus.

00:30:14.000 Okay, yeah.

00:30:14.000 Look, she's pretending she's holding it.

00:30:16.000 Then look at the blonde. 1.00

00:30:18.000 I got this.

00:30:19.000 All right, I got to get in there.

00:30:20.000 Let me, uh, what have I do?

00:30:22.000 I'll put my foot up on the curb and I will.

00:30:26.000 What's going on over there?

00:30:27.000 Maybe I can do something over there?

00:30:29.000 No, I'll stick around here.

00:30:31.000 I'm going to stick around with this.

00:30:33.000 Because things could get crazy, and then I might need to try to do something.

00:30:37.000 Here, let me walk.

00:30:38.000 I'll walk behind him.

00:30:40.000 I'll help block some of the photography.

00:30:42.000 That's all they do.

00:30:45.000 So anyway, that looked fine to me.

00:30:48.000 If a cop says, get back, you don't go, who the fuck you talking?

00:30:52.000 Like, try that at a boxing gym.

00:30:54.000 If you're at the boxing gym and you accidentally are in someone's face and they go, get back.

00:30:57.000 And you go to him, who the fuck you talking to?

00:30:59.000 What do you think the other guy's going to do?

00:31:01.000 Say, sorry, man.

00:31:03.000 No, he's going to go, I had a good line with Larry today.

00:31:12.000 He said, you soft, man.

00:31:14.000 You soft as ice cream.

00:31:16.000 And I go, you know why you think of ice cream when you see me, motherfucker?

00:31:19.000 Because when you look into these eyes, you see cold.

00:31:23.000 That's pretty good.

00:31:24.000 I cracked him up.

00:31:25.000 He had to break character.

00:31:26.000 I would have been like, yeah, I'm so sweet.

00:31:32.000 That's terrible.

00:31:33.000 Yeah.

00:31:34.000 No, I'll tell you my other one I did because he keeps repeating them.

00:31:38.000 Yeah, my scream, and you eat me, you get diabetes and die.

00:31:42.000 My bad.

00:31:44.000 He has to die in the end of every scenario.

00:31:46.000 It's always a fatal.

00:31:47.000 At least be on his ass.

00:31:49.000 Sure.

00:31:49.000 Okay, here's another one.

00:31:51.000 One, three.

00:31:53.000 This is really going making the rounds.

00:31:57.000 All right, so of course you just see the final clip.

00:32:03.000 Again, with the fuck off.

00:32:04.000 No, I'm not doing it.

00:32:05.000 Fuck off.

00:32:07.000 Whack, whack. 0.88

00:32:08.000 Punching in the face is police procedure, by the way.

00:32:11.000 And if you've ever been punched in the face, it reboots your hard drive, boys.

00:32:16.000 Like even sparring, sometimes if I get a wallop, I'll stop and go.

00:32:23.000 Now, luckily, it's a friend, so he's not going to take advantage of that, but it stops you in your tracks, literally.

00:32:29.000 Okay, so if you go to 1.4, you can see the whole origin of this.

00:32:33.000 Video shows, wait, go up.

00:32:35.000 I like that font a lot.

00:32:36.000 Maybe two.

00:32:38.000 Video shows cop punching man on Manhattan subway.

00:32:41.000 D.A. Vance charges Ryder with assault.

00:32:43.000 So, the story is, and I don't know if I trust this Rosa Golden San, that he's being charged for hurting the cop's hand while he was pounding him.

00:32:53.000 I don't know about that.

00:32:54.000 I mean, I've talked to cops who have bite marks, scratch marks.

00:32:58.000 The only time cops can ever accuse a perp of hurting them is when they get spat in the face for some reason.

00:33:03.000 Everything else is just like, well, that's your job.

00:33:05.000 But who knows?

00:33:06.000 Maybe they're making an example out of him.

00:33:08.000 But this is a longer version of what was going on.

00:33:10.000 So go back a tiny bit.

00:33:11.000 You can hear him yelling.

00:33:13.000 He refuses to get off the train.

00:33:14.000 Now, I don't know why they chased him on the train.

00:33:16.000 I don't know what he did.

00:33:18.000 Step off before I gotta drag you off. 1.00

00:33:20.000 Step off, but I have to drag you off. 0.94

00:33:22.000 Is you holding up the train for all these people trying to go home?

00:33:24.000 Why am I holding up a train when I'm sitting on here when I'm going to Brooklyn?

00:33:27.000 I will not grab my stuff.

00:33:31.000 So we don't know what he did.

00:33:34.000 That's two strikes.

00:33:37.000 Three strikes. 0.85

00:33:38.000 Bang, bang. 0.99

00:33:42.000 Is that the problem?

00:33:44.000 This is all over Liberal Britain at the beginning at the moment.

00:33:48.000 And they start right before the punch.

00:33:50.000 Oh! 0.60

00:33:53.000 Mmm! 0.89

00:33:55.000 What was he doing before he got on the train?

00:33:58.000 We don't know.

00:34:00.000 He got his glasses back.

00:34:04.000 What do you think, man?

00:34:10.000 I mean, you're certainly Why'd they drop your frame?

00:34:20.000 Go back a little bit?

00:34:21.000 Maybe they're just trying to have some fun now.

00:34:23.000 And also, there's a white guy to black cop.

00:34:26.000 Is this still a problem?

00:34:27.000 Is it police brutality or racism?

00:34:30.000 It's both.

00:34:31.000 It's like climate change.

00:34:33.000 It's just any kind of disruption.

00:34:35.000 Okay.

00:34:36.000 It could be hotter or colder.

00:34:37.000 I'm still right.

00:34:40.000 This guy's a nightmare.

00:34:41.000 They say he's a hairstylist by trade.

00:34:43.000 He's a rent boy. 0.93

00:34:46.000 who couldn't get any clients because no one's around.

00:34:49.000 It's on your back.

00:34:54.000 It's on your back.

00:34:56.000 So you're supposed to see this and go, oh my God.

00:34:59.000 And I see it and go, oh, for crying out loud.

00:35:03.000 Look, he's still fighting.

00:35:04.000 Go back.

00:35:05.000 It's still going, by the way.

00:35:08.000 Oh, zoom in on the punch.

00:35:09.000 Oh, oh! 0.58

00:35:10.000 John!

00:35:13.000 Give me, give me, give me, give me!

00:35:14.000 Ow! 1.00

00:35:15.000 Ow! 1.00

00:35:17.000 Like, they obviously like to ham it up.

00:35:19.000 If they were in such distress, they wouldn't be wriggling around.

00:35:24.000 Okay, okay, okay.

00:35:26.000 Get his legs. 0.94

00:35:27.000 okay okay okay i got it This is us with Sale on Friday night.

00:35:27.000 Johnny, help me.

00:35:44.000 Okay, let's check out another one.

00:35:45.000 And you know what?

00:35:46.000 I might be wrong.

00:35:47.000 Maybe you're watching this and going, that's disgusting.

00:35:55.000 1-5.

00:35:57.000 Chronological order.

00:35:58.000 Okay, so this is, I just want to show you this.

00:36:00.000 This is what you get when there's no cops on the train.

00:36:03.000 So you can have it this way if you want.

00:36:06.000 Run.

00:36:17.000 Hehehehehehe I sure would hate that.

00:36:21.000 Look, did you see?

00:36:22.000 I think that black guy dropped his phone and he was like, well, I am going to die, but I do got to get my phone. 0.99

00:36:29.000 What stopped him there?

00:36:31.000 I don't know.

00:36:34.000 And this, and then 1-6, this is what you get with no cops on the street.

00:36:40.000 This is a guy.

00:36:41.000 Oh, man.

00:36:42.000 For fuck's sake.

00:36:43.000 For fuck's sake, by the way, McMahon.

00:36:46.000 Anyway, it was an Uber Eats guy delivering a package.

00:36:50.000 Here we go.

00:36:51.000 Turn it up.

00:36:53.000 That's not popcorn.

00:37:05.000 Good thing you got a mask on to protect yourself.

00:37:10.000 All right.

00:37:14.000 You notice there's no like, dude, are you okay?

00:37:16.000 Holy shit, you almost got shot delivering me my cheeseburger.

00:37:21.000 You know, just okay.

00:37:22.000 All right.

00:37:23.000 This is why I don't go out.

00:37:26.000 Because you don't want to die.

00:37:27.000 I could go to the store, but choose not to.

00:37:31.000 Yeah, why do you think I ordered Uber Eats?

00:37:33.000 All right, we're out of time here.

00:37:35.000 But we have a little bit more to talk about with the police.

00:37:37.000 Okay, one last thing on the cops, then we'll drop the cops, and then we'll go again show you this cool drawing John did.

00:37:47.000 Just got this from Bear Hill Correctional Facility.

00:37:50.000 Do you want to zoom in on that?

00:37:55.000 It's George Washington crossing the Delaware?

00:37:59.000 You know the thing.

00:38:04.000 They made the Asian guy very yellow. 1.00

00:38:10.000 Giving that rude salute.

00:38:13.000 Got all races with GW there.

00:38:15.000 Look at the quality of the flag.

00:38:17.000 Yeah.

00:38:19.000 How do I frame these?

00:38:20.000 All right, last cop thing and last thing in front of the paywall.

00:38:25.000 So we told you about this thing the other day.

00:38:27.000 The Philly police had a police benevolence association, kind of a barbecue thing.

00:38:33.000 And, oh, oh, that's not what I'm showing here, but it's linked.

00:38:37.000 And some proud boys went to the after-party thing and they had a beer at their lodge or whatever.

00:38:42.000 And cops enjoyed themselves.

00:38:44.000 But what do I always say?

00:38:45.000 Fuck the police's boss.

00:38:48.000 And when the top brass found out about it, they said, we disavow the hate that they speech.

00:38:53.000 We disavow them.

00:38:55.000 And they're hateful rhetoric.

00:38:58.000 Could you give an example, please?

00:39:00.000 That's what I said on yesterday's show.

00:39:02.000 And so I have zero respect for the police's boss.

00:39:06.000 I stand by my brothers in blue, but there are very few of them who get promoted that are not boot-licking shitheads.

00:39:13.000 Now, there was the guy in the Bronx, the captain in the South Bronx, who quit because they told him he had to kneel at a ceremony.

00:39:20.000 All right, that's a good one.

00:39:22.000 But for the most part, they're just politicians.

00:39:24.000 They're just smarmy politicians that are happy to abuse the beat cops.

00:39:32.000 They see them as cannon fodder.

00:39:34.000 They do not have their back.

00:39:35.000 They'll fire them at the drop of a hat. 0.97

00:39:37.000 They're disgusting.

00:39:38.000 And I want everyone to understand that the police are on our side.

00:39:42.000 We're the same scum to the elites.

00:39:45.000 So, you know, the days of like, hey man, can you help me out here?

00:39:48.000 Like knowing a cop doesn't get you anything anymore.

00:39:51.000 Cops have no power.

00:39:52.000 They're just as fucked as us.

00:39:54.000 They could be thrown in jail at any time, just like us.

00:39:58.000 So you can hate authority, but the police are down here with us getting shat on by the authorities.

00:40:05.000 So anyway, I looked at this and I just thought, yeah, fuck you.

00:40:12.000 Never bend the knee to a mob.

00:40:13.000 The NYPD's chief of department is attacked and injured.

00:40:16.000 He recently knelt in solidarity with protesters while in uniform.

00:40:20.000 Yeah, we see your uniform.

00:40:21.000 It's not blue, it's white.

00:40:22.000 It's a white collar.

00:40:25.000 As a means to appease the demonstrators' wrong move, said it, then say it now.

00:40:28.000 Mob is coming for all.

00:40:30.000 NYPD chief of department injured during protest on Brooklyn Bridge.

00:40:34.000 Yeah, fuck you.

00:40:36.000 Fuck you.

00:40:37.000 You encourage those mobs by kissing their ass by taking a knee.

00:40:44.000 So I don't know if the cops stand behind you, but I don't.

00:40:53.000 All right.

00:40:54.000 And that, by the way, was the same way I feel about this hot five.

00:40:59.000 Like, you weren't there when it was, when the sh, when we were in the shit, and now it's starting to affect you.

00:41:05.000 Well, it's a culture you created, Barry Weiss.

00:41:09.000 You signed up for this culture.

00:41:11.000 You called Milo a Nazi.

00:41:13.000 So you just got it cannibalized.

00:41:16.000 And the same with the top brass in the police force.

00:41:19.000 They kept shitting on us, calling us hate groups, kissing the ass of the radicals, and the radicals threw a brick at them.

00:41:26.000 Sorry, no tears here.

00:41:29.000 Okay, so there's a lot going on now right after we say goodbye.

00:41:33.000 Caller one gets a $50 gift card to Bubba and Hanks, two pairs of hashy socks.

00:41:37.000 We don't take the calls until 10.

00:41:39.000 Caller two gets a $50 gift card to Bubba and Hanks, plus two pairs of hashy socks.

00:41:44.000 So that's the same prize for callers one and two.

00:41:48.000 And then caller three gets free CBD.

00:41:53.000 And then our ad guy has added a joke at the end.

00:41:56.000 I don't know if you want to check it out.

00:41:57.000 It says, ho, ho, ho.

00:41:59.000 What nationality is Censored Claus?

00:42:01.000 Censored Claus is a character he made up to showcase our generosity.

00:42:07.000 And then the answer to the joke is North Polish. 0.92

00:42:11.000 And that is, quote unquote, censored claws.

00:42:13.000 It's not bad.

00:42:14.000 From censored.tv.

00:42:15.000 He also included a large color picture of censored claws, which I chose to print out in black and white because I don't want to use up our valuable color inks on a joke such as that.

00:42:31.000 Okay.

00:42:32.000 So this is where we look just like regular Santa Claus.

00:42:36.000 The first part of the show.

00:42:37.000 And I say, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:42:46.000 can't fake the fizzle be it is in your skin tree is the sheets to the wind When you fell, they rejoice. 0.79

00:42:58.000 When you fell, they rejoice.

00:43:00.000 Falling down is an accident.

00:43:07.000 Falling down is an accident.

00:43:11.000 We're back.

00:43:11.000 Are we back?

00:43:13.000 You know what's brilliant about what Mike Skinner did?

00:43:15.000 And this is all conjecture.

00:43:16.000 We haven't spoken in many, many years, 10 years.

00:43:19.000 So I think his album sales were insane with fit, but you know it and don't mug yourself.

00:43:26.000 And then they started to go down.

00:43:28.000 And he thought, he just did the math.

00:43:30.000 And he went, right, I could keep going like this, Peter away, and eventually play like European festivals, make a bit of money here and there, and sort of go to maybe down at 80K a year or something.

00:43:41.000 And just sort of, you know, lose my following in North America and UK and focus on other countries and plot away like that.

00:43:51.000 Sort of like that musician Momus.

00:43:54.000 Or I could cut it off now.

00:43:57.000 It's not exactly at the peak.

00:43:59.000 This is not his accent, by the way.

00:44:01.000 I could cut it off at the peak, almost at the peak.

00:44:04.000 So he's like, it's not quite buy low, sell high.

00:44:08.000 It's like sell pretty high, but not as high as you could have, right?

00:44:11.000 Chop it, then disappear for 10 years, then come back with an album that I give away for free.

00:44:18.000 But I go on tour and I do a couple of these new songs, like five, but then I do all the hits and make 10 million bucks.

00:44:27.000 I remember Sonic Youth saying, we should have just stopped with Lullapalooza and then done a reunion tour 10 years later.

00:44:35.000 We'd make millions.

00:44:37.000 But you didn't, Thurston, because you're a fucking moron and a shitty human being, which is why you abandoned Kim Gordon, the second half of Sonic Youth, for your intern.

00:44:50.000 Because you're just a horny old man at the end of the day.

00:44:53.000 You like to be the feminist hero. 1.00

00:44:55.000 You love to be the indie rock god.

00:44:57.000 But at the end of the day, you're just a horny old man.

00:45:00.000 And you can't preach to us anymore about feminism. 1.00

00:45:05.000 Okay.

00:45:07.000 We should probably do a bit of Mayo.

00:45:10.000 We should do some Mayo.

00:45:12.000 You.

00:45:13.000 But I got to tell this story.

00:45:15.000 I was noticing that with the rhetoric from BLM, we're getting a lot of South African kind of vibes.

00:45:22.000 Shoot de boar.

00:45:23.000 Shoot to kill?

00:45:24.000 And eat their poo-poo. 1.00

00:45:27.000 Thank you.

00:45:37.000 Now, his show is called Wild In Out, as in Rock and Roll.

00:45:42.000 But Wild In Out is an allusion to Wild and Out, and Wild and Out is going ape shit on someone, going crazy on them, beating the shit out of them, and having no control.

00:45:53.000 And it was funny seeing Paul McCartney on stage with like Alicia Keys, and they're both going, and Kanye West, I believe.

00:45:59.000 And they're like, I'm 15 minutes from Wylan.

00:46:04.000 Like, Weilin'.

00:46:05.000 So you mean just like stamping on their head when they're unconscious and just biting their face?

00:46:09.000 Is that what you mean, Paul McCartney?

00:46:10.000 So the name of his show itself is a little...

00:46:20.000 And it involved raping, beating the shit out of people, robbing them.

00:46:25.000 Berserkers, or what the Vikings called it.

00:46:28.000 Anyway, he had two sins.

00:46:30.000 The Jewish one really killed him. 1.00

00:46:32.000 But his first sin on his show was saying that black people, I mean, sorry, white people are animals.

00:46:38.000 This is a sin.

00:46:39.000 So they're acting as animals.

00:46:41.000 Right.

00:46:41.000 So they're the ones that are actually quote.

00:46:44.000 So Nick Cannon says that white people are a little less closer to animals, the true savages, and act out of defiance.

00:46:52.000 So the only way they can act is evil.

00:46:55.000 Comment below if you think Nick Cannon is literally a black supremacist.

00:47:00.000 Look at those comments.

00:47:00.000 Let's watch.

00:47:02.000 Let's go to what it really is then.

00:47:04.000 When we talk about the power of melanated people, when we talk about who we really are as gods and understanding that our melanin is so power and it connects us in a way that the reason why they fear black, the reason why they fear the lack that they have are hearing him through his guest's mic.

00:47:20.000 That's why his guest is Professor Griff.

00:47:20.000 No.

00:47:22.000 By the way, Professor Griff is Richard Spencer.

00:47:25.000 They have the same, they want an all-white area, all black area. 0.98

00:47:29.000 So Professor Griff's actually mapped out the states that he wants.

00:47:33.000 I forget what they are, but it's like Florida and some of North Carolina and stuff.

00:47:37.000 He's got a whole plan, just like that Black Panther militant, we're not fucking around or whatever they were called.

00:47:44.000 Remember that?

00:47:45.000 Yeah, FOAC or something.

00:47:49.000 So when blacks say this, they say we want all black areas that no whites are in, it's considered cute because it's the bigotry of low expectations. 0.52

00:47:57.000 And it's like a retard said it. 1.00

00:47:59.000 Now, I don't feel that way, but the left sees blacks as so below them that they go, oh, you want to have your own little homeland because you think we're subhuman.

00:48:08.000 Yes, we are, Buster Brown.

00:48:11.000 So that's his guest, Professor Griff, the guy who got kicked out of public enemy for being too radical.

00:48:17.000 And who is exactly the same as Richard Spencer?

00:48:19.000 He's a black Richard Spencer. 0.78

00:48:20.000 So why is this guy still a hip-hop icon and Richard Spencer is persona non grata?

00:48:28.000 Because they see blacks as pets and not a threat.

00:48:32.000 You see what Dr. Francis C. Wesley talked about is that fear and that genetic annihilation of when you have a person that has the lack of pigment, the lack of melan, that they know that they will be annihilated.

00:48:48.000 So therefore, however they got the power, they have the lack of compassion.

00:48:55.000 Melanin comes with compassion.

00:48:57.000 Melanin comes with soul that we call it.

00:48:59.000 We soul brothers and sisters.

00:48:59.000 We call it soul.

00:49:01.000 That's the real quick.

00:49:02.000 What does this mean?

00:49:03.000 Melanin.

00:49:05.000 Like, this is like the other woman who said, melanin absorbs light and light is positivity, so we are good.

00:49:11.000 I'm like, yeah, that's okay in a poem, but it's not exactly science.

00:49:17.000 Your skin does not change anything else besides the makeup of your actual skin tone.

00:49:24.000 So I don't know if Nick Cannon is trying to make a biological distinction or maybe a psychological distinction where when you do have different colored skin, you act differently to different colored people, but it doesn't make any sense because you want white people the same exact skin to other white people. 0.62

00:49:43.000 We're connecting, it's just ridiculous.

00:49:45.000 Kitty corner squares.

00:49:46.000 Trying to comprehend this.

00:49:48.000 Melanie and that connects it.

00:49:49.000 So the people that don't have it have are a little, and I'm going to say this carefully, are a little less.

00:49:59.000 And where the term actually comes from, because I'm bringing it all the way back around to Minister Farrakhan, to where they may not have the compassion or when they were sent to the mountains of Caucasus, when they didn't have the power of the sun, that the sun then started to deteriorate them.

00:50:20.000 So then they're acting out of fear.

00:50:24.000 I'm sorry to interrupt.

00:50:26.000 We were black, like you, when we all started in Africa.

00:50:31.000 The sun is overwhelming there.

00:50:33.000 So you're good for vitamin D. So you can essentially block it out.

00:50:39.000 You were born with sunscreen.

00:50:42.000 As we traversed north, many stayed.

00:50:47.000 As we traversed north, we got less sunlight.

00:50:50.000 And we were enduring Siberian winters.

00:50:53.000 Sometimes we were going so far north, we would be without sun for weeks at a time in blackness.

00:51:00.000 Which is good, right?

00:51:01.000 You love blackness. 0.98

00:51:03.000 So our melanin was stripped away in order to maximize the vitamin D and get that in our skin.

00:51:12.000 So now we sunburn when we go back to hot climates.

00:51:16.000 But surviving those Siberian winters made us very tenacious and good at stuff, like inventing things.

00:51:24.000 That doesn't make us better.

00:51:25.000 It just makes us more ingenuitous.

00:51:30.000 More ingenuous.

00:51:32.000 We have more ingenuity, some would say.

00:51:35.000 Is that allowed?

00:51:37.000 See, I wouldn't have brought up this shit if you didn't say it.

00:51:39.000 So anyway, he got away with all this, right?

00:51:43.000 But then he made a mistake.

00:51:45.000 And he said, oh, shit, I didn't send you the article.

00:51:48.000 He said that blacks are the real Jews.

00:51:56.000 Now, this is something that bothers me, not because of the sentence Itself.

00:52:00.000 I could give a fuck what anyone's theory or belief is.

00:52:03.000 It's not a threat to me or to Jews.

00:52:06.000 But he said that I can't be anti-Semitic because I'm a Semite.

00:52:11.000 We are the real Hebrew Israelites.

00:52:14.000 We are the real Hebrews.

00:52:16.000 So I can say whatever I want.

00:52:18.000 I'm a Jew.

00:52:18.000 And you'll notice if you mention the Holocaust to black Hebrew Israelites, they'll laugh because Hitler got the wrong people.

00:52:25.000 Blacks are the real Jews. 1.00

00:52:27.000 Now that you're not allowed to say.

00:52:30.000 That screwed him way more than the whites are human garbage stuff. 1.00

00:52:32.000 So Viacom just fired him.

00:52:36.000 And Deshaun Jackson said the same thing.

00:52:38.000 Remember that football player?

00:52:40.000 He actually quoted Hitler, who I guess Hitler believed this too. 0.85

00:52:43.000 Go down?

00:52:47.000 The white knows that the Negroes are the real children of Israel, and to keep America's secret, the Jews will blackmail. 1.00

00:52:52.000 I love how you're quoting Hitler. 0.70

00:52:54.000 Don't believe me?

00:52:55.000 Look, I read about it in a book.

00:52:56.000 Who wrote the book?

00:52:57.000 Oh my God.

00:52:58.000 Do we need to get into the author?

00:53:00.000 It's a good point.

00:53:02.000 Yeah, well, I kind of have to know who said it.

00:53:04.000 Well, I'm not playing that game with you.

00:53:07.000 What letter did his last name start with?

00:53:10.000 I don't know, like an H or some shit?

00:53:12.000 I don't know.

00:53:14.000 But here's my point here and what pisses me off.

00:53:17.000 If you spend a little less time trying to find hate amongst Trump supporters and MAGA supporters and Proud Boys and Patriot Prayer and Three Percenters and the Tea Party, if you weren't obsessively...

00:53:33.000 It's like a white male, usually non-Jewish, a white male with strange facial features, who's usually short. 0.87

00:53:42.000 Big ears, maybe weird lips, too much lips or too little lips.

00:53:46.000 Christopher Matthias has no lips at all.

00:53:49.000 Andy Campbell's like a funny little dwarf with funny ears.

00:53:52.000 They always look Jared Holt looks like a glass of water with three drops of milk in it.

00:53:57.000 If any of these people or any of this media spent a little time researching different groups, then they'd hear the blacks are the real descendants from Israel and they go, oh yeah, yeah, I'm familiar with that.

00:54:07.000 That's black Hebrew Israelites. 0.94

00:54:09.000 You know, the guys that started the fight with the Covington Catholic school kids?

00:54:12.000 Yeah, the ones who killed the two Jews at the kosher deli in Brooklyn or Jersey.

00:54:19.000 Yeah, that's black Hebrew Israelites. 0.90

00:54:21.000 They have groups all over, some less extreme than others.

00:54:24.000 In Chicago, they seem more like sort of Amish in a way.

00:54:27.000 They're more about community, but then in New York, they can get quite violent, especially in Brooklyn.

00:54:32.000 Yeah, yeah, black Hebrews. 1.00

00:54:33.000 They're not to be confused with the Muslim groups, black Muslims in, you know, well, they have cabals all over America and Islamberg and New Mexico.

00:54:42.000 Remember the kid who died who starved to death?

00:54:43.000 Yeah, that was one of the New Mexico black Muslim things. 0.96

00:54:47.000 They hate all whites, especially Jews. 0.99

00:54:47.000 They're extremists. 0.99

00:54:49.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:54:50.000 I mean, in a sense, the black Hebrew Israelites also hate Jews because they think that the Jews that you see, you know, in a synagogue are not real.

00:54:58.000 So I don't know if you'd call that hatred, but I'm familiar with that.

00:55:02.000 Why aren't they?

00:55:06.000 And then we're left.

00:55:06.000 I'll tell you why they're not, because we're left in this epoch of massive, ridiculous fucking propaganda where rich white people go and harass middle-class blacks at a restaurant because of racism.

00:55:20.000 This is on Summit News.

00:55:22.000 Black Lives Mob. 0.99

00:55:24.000 What does it say?

00:55:24.000 Black Lives Matter mob invades Dallas restaurant, tries to start riot.

00:55:29.000 Now look how many black customers there are getting harassed and how many of the activists are white.

00:55:36.000 Not in that shitty photograph, Ryan.

00:55:38.000 clearly referring to video.

00:55:41.000 Thank you.

00:55:46.000 Here we go.

00:55:50.000 What's up, Instagram?

00:55:51.000 So, I'm out here downtown Dallas trying to have a peaceful evening.

00:55:56.000 And then we've got these fucking new cards in front of me.

00:56:00.000 Look at this.

00:56:03.000 Majority white people that want to feel good about these things.

00:56:11.000 They want to feel good about themselves.

00:56:14.000 So they're out here ruining an otherwise peaceful evening with their BF.

00:56:20.000 Look at this.

00:56:21.000 I'm showing you.

00:56:23.000 Look at this.

00:56:24.000 Majority white people out here acting a fool because they want to feel like they are important.

00:56:30.000 Look at this.

00:56:32.000 Look at the racial makeup. 0.99

00:56:33.000 There's violence in this.

00:56:35.000 Let's just hear their argument.

00:56:36.000 There's violence in this country.

00:56:38.000 Police are beating blacks to death, hunting them for no reason.

00:56:42.000 Okay, let's say that's true.

00:56:44.000 May I not have lunch?

00:56:48.000 How can you eat during a time like this?

00:56:50.000 Is that what they're saying?

00:56:50.000 Because they did it in New York.

00:56:51.000 Remember the brunches they used to go to?

00:56:54.000 Look at this.

00:56:55.000 Like, how are these people your problem?

00:56:57.000 Can you just throw a piece of bread and they all crowd around?

00:57:00.000 What is that 14-year-old girl and her little black sister, her little five-year-old sister, part of the problem? 0.98

00:57:07.000 I honestly don't get it.

00:57:10.000 And then when they did it in New York, I was like, so I can't have brunch?

00:57:14.000 What should I be doing?

00:57:15.000 You should be with us protesting.

00:57:17.000 Okay, I will.

00:57:18.000 Let me have some eggs first.

00:57:20.000 And then let's march all day.

00:57:22.000 I'll be well fed.

00:57:23.000 Look at this.

00:57:24.000 Sure, those kids feel perfectly safe.

00:57:29.000 Look at them.

00:57:31.000 He's the same pussy these days. 0.99

00:57:34.000 Look at that one with the gym shot.

00:57:35.000 If they were to get apprehended by the police, they'd be the first person to get away from the city.

00:57:41.000 75% of the time the conversation comes back to hot chicks all they care about right now is creating a scene that's why i want you to see this right now And I would love to talk to this guy.

00:57:57.000 It's brats. 1.00

00:57:58.000 It's me at 11 throwing snowballs at cars.

00:58:00.000 There's no logic to it.

00:58:03.000 And the only difference is if I punched her or slapped her or whatever, I'd go to jail.

00:58:08.000 Just shove her. 1.00

00:58:09.000 She's begging to be shoved right now. 1.00

00:58:12.000 This is the face of mental retardation. 1.00

00:58:16.000 Look at it.

00:58:17.000 This guy's great.

00:58:21.000 That's the entire problem with this right now.

00:58:23.000 Because they're out here right now trying to act the fool.

00:58:25.000 That's all they want to do.

00:58:30.000 See it?

00:58:31.000 Here we go.

00:58:32.000 See it?

00:58:33.000 Here we go.

00:58:34.000 Here it is.

00:58:35.000 I don't know who's on what side.

00:58:39.000 Oh, I think the woman being held back is like a woman who was trying to enjoy a dinner with her friends and she's attacking these fucking rich white people. 1.00

00:58:47.000 Dallas must be hot right now. 0.99

00:58:49.000 See, we got more people coming right right now.

00:58:51.000 That's all they want to do.

00:58:53.000 That's all they want to do.

00:58:55.000 Those are them scooters that you rent with a credit card.

00:58:59.000 You know, capitalism?

00:59:00.000 This is not how we should react.

00:59:02.000 Push them into the fountain.

00:59:04.000 What are you, blind?

00:59:06.000 I think he's doing something.

00:59:07.000 Look at this.

00:59:08.000 I was trying to have i don't want to live in an america where people stand on the edge of a fountain and tell you to off when your family's there and now they've ruined a peaceful evening we had live music out here they're ruining this evening just because Someone actually spoke up for themselves.

00:59:29.000 This guy, now they're throwing shit.

00:59:30.000 Look at this.

00:59:31.000 Now they're throwing shit.

00:59:32.000 See it?

00:59:33.000 Here we go.

00:59:33.000 Dallas police is out here.

00:59:37.000 Yep.

00:59:38.000 Dallas police.

00:59:40.000 Now Dallas Police have to do this.

00:59:41.000 Dallas Police, five of whom were shot right at a Black Lives Matter rally.

00:59:45.000 Is it still a real problem?

00:59:48.000 This is Marxism.

00:59:49.000 Cultural Marxism to a T. I just think it's so awesome. 0.66

00:59:52.000 They came out here to create a scene.

00:59:54.000 You've got to realize what this really is and call it out for what it really is.

00:59:59.000 This is not the answer.

01:00:00.000 Out here at this restaurant tonight, we had plenty of white people, plenty of black people out here all having a good time.

01:00:07.000 And they came out here to create the scene.

01:00:11.000 And now they're acting like they're the oppressed people.

01:00:19.000 throwing snowballs at cars.

01:00:20.000 Because they're bats.

01:00:26.000 There's a shove.

01:00:28.000 You got your fountain shoe.

01:00:29.000 The guy is shoving.

01:00:32.000 He's grabbed a few necks.

01:00:32.000 I've been watching that guy.

01:00:35.000 No, the big, tall, black guy with.

01:00:36.000 Alright, well, you're looking at the wrong guy.

01:00:38.000 Oh, okay.

01:00:39.000 Well, let's go back.

01:00:42.000 Guy, black shirt, white hair.

01:00:45.000 You know what?

01:00:46.000 You're getting pushed.

01:00:47.000 That's pretty good.

01:00:48.000 I think he just bruised her hip and lay into the front. 0.92

01:00:51.000 It's when she was standing there erect, it would have been such a good flu. 0.93

01:00:54.000 Now there's tear gas.

01:00:57.000 Oh, my God.

01:00:58.000 Tear gas is coming in.

01:00:59.000 Look at him.

01:01:02.000 Tear gas, I'm dying.

01:01:03.000 Oh, no, I'm okay.

01:01:04.000 They brought this on the entire establishment because they cannot fucking behave.

01:01:07.000 And they can't learn how to express themselves like adults.

01:01:11.000 Oh, look at that guy.

01:01:12.000 The crybaby has a $7,000 camera.

01:01:16.000 Go back a bit.

01:01:18.000 How to express themselves.

01:01:20.000 That's a bullhorn.

01:01:21.000 Oh.

01:01:22.000 Like adults.

01:01:23.000 Thought it was like a real magnifying lens.

01:01:25.000 That'd be a very expensive camera that looks like a bullhorn.

01:01:28.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

01:01:30.000 If you want to actually make a Canon 7D.

01:01:33.000 Oh, my eyes still hurt.

01:01:37.000 Remember, we were all out here just enjoying a peaceful dinner, right?

01:01:41.000 They came out here and they started this mess.

01:01:44.000 I want you to see this firsthand.

01:01:46.000 Because I guarantee you, in the news, you will hear about some sort of violent demonstration.

01:01:51.000 You will hear about this.

01:01:52.000 Was that Turgas? 1.00

01:01:53.000 I think it was Tyrgas. 0.98

01:01:55.000 Yeah.

01:01:55.000 You will hear about this.

01:01:59.000 You have to.

01:02:00.000 I understand.

01:02:01.000 But no, so they came out here with the purpose.

01:02:01.000 Love you too.

01:02:04.000 And look at this.

01:02:06.000 All these tables were full.

01:02:08.000 What was the guy who interrupted him and said, was that Teargas?

01:02:12.000 Imagine saying that to a stranger.

01:02:14.000 What are you worried?

01:02:15.000 You think it's napalm?

01:02:17.000 You think it's mustard gas?

01:02:19.000 Hey, man, what's the gas going around?

01:02:22.000 It's like pepper spray, tear gas, the kind of stuff they have at riots.

01:02:22.000 I don't know.

01:02:26.000 What the fuck?

01:02:26.000 What are you asking me for?

01:02:28.000 I just want to make sure I'm not going to die.

01:02:30.000 Yeah, we're not in Iraq.

01:02:32.000 Shit for brains.

01:02:33.000 Tire restaurant.

01:02:34.000 We're not gassing the Kurds.

01:02:37.000 They could not behave.

01:02:38.000 Look, they're still going.

01:02:40.000 Now they're throwing stuff.

01:02:41.000 This is...

01:02:45.000 Is it because it's a nice restaurant?

01:02:46.000 Listen to it.

01:02:48.000 Now we're breaking windows.

01:02:50.000 Let's go!

01:02:52.000 Look at the cops, though.

01:02:58.000 We need to fucking restaurant.

01:03:01.000 Robocop will be a real thing soon.

01:03:04.000 We need Robocop.

01:03:05.000 Because right here, this is people of all races, all nationalities out here having a good time.

01:03:10.000 And these people came out here and they created a scene We heard you.

01:03:13.000 Yeah, I think we're getting it.

01:03:15.000 Dude, RoboCop would be fucking great.

01:03:17.000 You can't even blame RoboCop.

01:03:19.000 It might get more exciting.

01:03:22.000 Maybe a car.

01:03:23.000 Ooh, those girls are hot. 1.00

01:03:25.000 Sorry, my penis is my co-host. 0.96

01:03:26.000 So talking, talking, talking.

01:03:32.000 Cops.

01:03:33.000 This is bullshit.

01:03:34.000 We know, we know.

01:03:35.000 More cops.

01:03:37.000 I know, I know.

01:03:38.000 Her?

01:03:39.000 No.

01:03:40.000 She's a 60-year-old, five.

01:03:49.000 There we go.

01:03:50.000 What's that?

01:03:53.000 It's a majority white view.

01:03:54.000 It's a majority white view.

01:03:56.000 Exactly.

01:03:57.000 Now, we agree, Black Lives Matter, but it's a time and place for everything.

01:04:04.000 Thank you.

01:04:05.000 That's an aunt Tom.

01:04:06.000 It's a problem because, you know, now we're out here and you know, we're people.

01:04:09.000 We were just still, we were enjoying ourselves.

01:04:11.000 We were people.

01:04:12.000 It's true.

01:04:13.000 Still are.

01:04:14.000 We're kings.

01:04:16.000 Okay, that's enough for that.

01:04:18.000 Let's do a bit of mail.

01:04:20.000 Okie dokie Shut up you don't have a dad Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mail back.

01:04:34.000 Let me touch it.

01:04:37.000 I'm so naive that I thought we could get through the BLM thing, the Professor Griff, Nick Cannon, all those NYPD clips, and our sponsors and do some mail in the half hour.

01:04:52.000 What will this thing come up with next?

01:04:56.000 Okay.

01:04:57.000 Ryan Fagzu Rivera.

01:04:59.000 Ooh.

01:04:59.000 Ouch.

01:05:00.000 Starts out with a burner.

01:05:02.000 That sucked.

01:05:04.000 My brother-in-law sent this to our group chat with the comment, this is fucked up.

01:05:08.000 I've watched it multiple times and don't see the problem.

01:05:13.000 Oh, this is another black dress, gold dress.

01:05:17.000 Can't do that, sir.

01:05:19.000 This officer is trying to unlock my car.

01:05:22.000 This officer is unlocking my car.

01:05:25.000 They just illegally entered my car.

01:05:27.000 And I'm being forced believer to me.

01:05:28.000 Take a look at me.

01:05:29.000 I'm a fucking specimen right here, buddy.

01:05:29.000 I'm being forced.

01:05:31.000 Sir, I'm not on my lash.

01:05:33.000 My hands are up on camera.

01:05:35.000 All right.

01:05:35.000 I'm in no threat to believe.

01:05:36.000 You're going to get your ass whooped in front of fucking Lord and all creation. 0.98

01:05:40.000 I'm going to give you one more chance.

01:05:42.000 I'm being threatened.

01:05:43.000 You can bring that with you.

01:05:44.000 I'll let you film the whole thing.

01:05:46.000 I'm being threatened.

01:05:47.000 I'm not giving you a chance.

01:05:48.000 I'm not doing anything.

01:05:49.000 I'm giving you a chance.

01:05:51.000 I feel unsafe, and I'm in no threat to these three officers.

01:05:54.000 Where's he threading?

01:05:55.000 This guy's so chill.

01:05:57.000 You're about to get beat up.

01:05:59.000 Don't you get nervous in our car?

01:06:01.000 I've just been threatened by a lawful officer.

01:06:04.000 I have just been threatened by a law officer as two other officers stand by.

01:06:08.000 You get a lot of grease on your camera there, dude.

01:06:11.000 Willing to participate.

01:06:12.000 My passenger door was open.

01:06:14.000 My driver door was open.

01:06:15.000 I have it on camera.

01:06:16.000 He rolled my window down to do so.

01:06:19.000 I'm giving you to the count of three, sir.

01:06:21.000 I'm still this is my camera.

01:06:23.000 I am not resisting.

01:06:24.000 I'm making sure it is being known.

01:06:26.000 I am not resisting.

01:06:27.000 My hands are up, one hand on this camera.

01:06:27.000 Okay.

01:06:30.000 My seatbelt is being arrested.

01:06:31.000 As long as your hands are up.

01:06:34.000 That's why they're there, dummy, to arrest your seatbelt.

01:06:36.000 Please do not touch me, sir.

01:06:37.000 Keep your phone on your side.

01:06:38.000 Do not touch me, sir.

01:06:39.000 that's where we're coming to a disagreement.

01:06:41.000 It's not about three.

01:06:45.000 Sir, do it.

01:06:46.000 I'm not touching this officer.

01:06:47.000 It's on camera.

01:06:48.000 My hand is by my car, right?

01:06:52.000 We're not going to shoot you.

01:06:53.000 You have to get out of the car.

01:06:55.000 Like, they should teach this in high school.

01:06:57.000 You know, it's in black high schools.

01:06:59.000 When you close your eyes, you're like, you can't see me.

01:06:59.000 This is how I would say it.

01:07:01.000 Yeah.

01:07:02.000 my hands are up.

01:07:02.000 You can't see me.

01:07:03.000 Childish.

01:07:04.000 Okay, how do we proceed with this arrest if you sit in a chair with your hands up?

01:07:09.000 We just pick up the entire car and put it in the jail cell.

01:07:13.000 This officer has threatened me, and I'm known.

01:07:15.000 I am no threat to this.

01:07:17.000 I've been threatened.

01:07:18.000 Watch the show.

01:07:18.000 My life is in danger.

01:07:20.000 My life is in.

01:07:22.000 Watch the show, folks.

01:07:23.000 I just gritted my teeth.

01:07:28.000 Put your hands.

01:07:29.000 Yes, you are.

01:07:29.000 I'm not with that.

01:07:31.000 And they think a chokehold is illegal.

01:07:33.000 A peaceful driver.

01:07:35.000 Yeah, because you know exactly what was going on before the cops showed up.

01:07:42.000 This commercial is textbook Clown World from a guy named Rab. 0.75

01:07:45.000 Have you seen Procter and Gamble's high fantasy commercial about how whites see blacks as subhuman and won't even hold elevator doors for them?

01:07:51.000 This is insane.

01:07:52.000 There's so many blacks with minds affected by propaganda like this.

01:07:55.000 Like the caller we had who said he used to have, he lived with his grandparents because his parents peaced out, and he would have nightmares about the KKK.

01:08:03.000 And then when he met a black person who said, I mean, a white person who said, hi, how's going, man?

01:08:08.000 He went, well, what?

01:08:10.000 We're giving kids PTSD.

01:08:13.000 They cannot name actual events in their own lives to back up this ridiculous worldview.

01:08:18.000 They always say, oh, it's how white people look at you.

01:08:20.000 I can just tell if they're racist.

01:08:22.000 Ironically, there's also the very popular and very insane notion held by a lot of young blacks that feel threatened when white people hold the door for them and say hello or even smile at them.

01:08:29.000 I'm like, yeah, I was born in the South.

01:08:30.000 I smile at everyone.

01:08:31.000 You fuckhead.

01:08:32.000 Docs, if you do, docs if you don't.

01:08:34.000 New t-shirt idea?

01:08:35.000 Anyway, this goddamn commercial.

01:08:40.000 Look, I'm just minding my own business sleeping.

01:08:43.000 It's not resisting.

01:08:44.000 Sort of like Jesus, by the way.

01:08:49.000 I'm joking around my kid in parasites.

01:08:54.000 Kids like me.

01:08:56.000 Women are scared, though. 1.00

01:08:58.000 In split, were they in Soho?

01:09:00.000 Hey, man, how's it going?

01:09:01.000 Doors closed, doors closed, doors closed, doors close.

01:09:04.000 Oh, few.

01:09:05.000 Hey, what the fuck?

01:09:09.000 Hold on, pause.

01:09:11.000 I know I'm tired of saying just pause all the time.

01:09:13.000 I would argue that if you have a myopic obsession with everyone out to get you, you would see the elevators doors close.

01:09:24.000 And I did this once as a personal mind experiment.

01:09:27.000 I said, I'm a black man in a super racist world and everyone hates me and is out to get me.

01:09:34.000 And I started seeing all of this shit I wouldn't normally see.

01:09:37.000 For example, at the bar we go to after the live shows, which I assume is still closed, I was talking to that South African guy we call C. Kifa.

01:09:46.000 You know who I'm talking about?

01:09:47.000 Yep.

01:09:48.000 And I didn't know him then.

01:09:50.000 So I sat down right next to him, and then he moved over one.

01:09:57.000 And, you know, the sane mind who later reanalyzed everything went, oh, he's trying to pick up that chick. 0.81

01:10:04.000 And he moved over to be closer to her.

01:10:06.000 But in my crazy black mind that day, I was like, oh, South African.

01:10:11.000 And of course, he moves away in his own little apartheid. 0.59

01:10:15.000 He moves away when I show up.

01:10:18.000 Perfect.

01:10:19.000 Fucking perfect.

01:10:20.000 And there was a million of those all day.

01:10:21.000 Like when the ticket collector came, he did everyone else's thing.

01:10:25.000 But when I was the last ticket in the little area.

01:10:28.000 Like, I can see how you pollute your mind like that.

01:10:30.000 It's very unhealthy.

01:10:32.000 It's like those gangstalker people.

01:10:35.000 You know about that, right?

01:10:36.000 Oh, yeah.

01:10:37.000 A lot of people don't know about this.

01:10:37.000 Oh, yeah.

01:10:39.000 There are loonies all over YouTube who are convinced that the government has hired a slew of people to follow them and they catch them on film.

01:10:49.000 Like, why are you following me?

01:10:50.000 I'm the mailman.

01:10:52.000 I'm just delivering mail.

01:10:53.000 Oh, really?

01:10:54.000 Where'd you get that uniform?

01:10:55.000 From the post office?

01:10:57.000 What?

01:10:58.000 And they catch people in the act of gang stalking them.

01:11:02.000 This is the same.

01:11:04.000 And whites love it. 0.72

01:11:06.000 They're like, people are mean to you.

01:11:07.000 Can I be cool by not being mean to you?

01:11:10.000 Look.

01:11:11.000 Oh, this is right out of Dar Man. 0.53

01:11:13.000 Yeah, it looks like Dar Man wrote this.

01:11:15.000 What the fuck?

01:11:16.000 Oh, okay.

01:11:18.000 Yeah, people do that at the pool. 0.59

01:11:19.000 You notice he's always in upper middle class places.

01:11:24.000 They might be looking at it.

01:11:25.000 Because what if he's looking like this?

01:11:26.000 What if he comes into a store like this?

01:11:29.000 Yeah.

01:11:30.000 With something in his hand that looks weird.

01:11:32.000 Yeah, wait, who walks around with stuff in their hand like that?

01:11:36.000 Here are my credit cards I will be using.

01:11:43.000 They've been robbed four times that month.

01:11:49.000 What a pile of fucking horseshit.

01:11:52.000 This person is mentally ill. 0.88

01:11:59.000 He's the judge.

01:12:04.000 Please be the judge.

01:12:05.000 Don't be a lawyer.

01:12:06.000 Please be the judge.

01:12:07.000 Wait.

01:12:07.000 Doesn't look like it.

01:12:08.000 Wait.

01:12:09.000 Uh-oh.

01:12:10.000 Please be the judge.

01:12:11.000 Please be the judge.

01:12:12.000 You called it.

01:12:13.000 Fucking yeah.

01:12:17.000 In other words, your paranoia is bullshit.

01:12:21.000 You don't live in a racist society.

01:12:22.000 You're a fucking judge.

01:12:24.000 The very symmetrical tie knot.

01:12:26.000 So, things are going pretty good.

01:12:28.000 Mr. Complaints.

01:12:30.000 Yeah, I know I'm a judge, but things were weird at the barber last week.

01:12:35.000 Okay.

01:12:39.000 Um, hey there, G-Cat and Lord Emperor Fag. 1.00

01:12:43.000 That's really rough.

01:12:44.000 See, the higher the rank gets, the more prestige, and then you add to that.

01:12:48.000 I think that means the more gay. 1.00

01:12:50.000 It's bad.

01:12:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:51.000 Like, if I was a peasant gay, you'd go good.

01:12:54.000 Actually, look up Baldrick Black Adder Mouse because it really sums up.

01:12:54.000 Yeah.

01:13:03.000 Or maybe it's mouse incident.

01:13:05.000 Baldrick, Black Add, Mouse.

01:13:07.000 Black adder. 1.00

01:13:08.000 Oh, okay.

01:13:09.000 Black adder. 1.00

01:13:12.000 Mouse attack, maybe?

01:13:12.000 Is that one word?

01:13:14.000 Yeah, there it is.

01:13:14.000 Black adder, Baldrick, victimized by mouse.

01:13:16.000 Oh, well, fucking just disappeared.

01:13:18.000 For fuck's sakes.

01:13:21.000 Attacked by mouse.

01:13:22.000 Below the three videos, yes.

01:13:24.000 This is us.

01:13:26.000 he sees a cat and throws it away poor little mildred the cat what's he ever done to you it is the way of the world baldrick the abused always keep downwards i'm annoyed and so i kick the cat the cat pounces on the mouse and finally the mouse bites you on the behind Nothing. 0.66

01:13:47.000 You were last in God's Great Chain.

01:13:49.000 Unless, of course, there's an earwig around here that you'd like to victimize.

01:13:54.000 Pretty good.

01:13:55.000 You were last on Lord's Great Chain.

01:13:58.000 Unless, of course, there's an earwig around here you'd like to victimize.

01:14:01.000 I've decided I'm going to re-watch all of those.

01:14:05.000 He does different centuries for each season, and it ends in World War I. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:14:10.000 I've seen the world.

01:14:13.000 You showed Jane Elliott on the show yesterday, and yes, she is completely retarded, as you have stated. 1.00

01:14:17.000 But the retard that is Killer Mike uses her as this end-all-be-all example as proof of racism. 0.99

01:14:23.000 You should look up what her experiment was that proved racism.

01:14:25.000 It's worth a green screen, in my opinion.

01:14:27.000 Also, I know it's hard to get liberals for free speech, but maybe you could possibly get Killer Mike to debate another black guy. 0.68

01:14:32.000 No, thanks.

01:14:34.000 Yeah, I know her experiment.

01:14:35.000 It's called Blue Eye, Brown Eye.

01:14:37.000 And what she does is she separates, she did it in her school.

01:14:40.000 She separated her class by eye color. 0.92

01:14:43.000 Brown eyes went to one side, blue eyes went to another side.

01:14:46.000 I'm sure there was one or two blue.

01:14:48.000 Why would you?

01:14:49.000 Yeah.

01:14:52.000 And it's supposed to be.

01:14:53.000 So then she abuses the blue-eyed children. 1.00

01:14:56.000 And then she ends her brilliant experiment with, see, that's what it's like to be black. 0.99

01:15:04.000 What?

01:15:05.000 It's just like the commercial we just saw.

01:15:07.000 So she did it on Oprah once.

01:15:09.000 She separated all the brown-eyed guests, attendees. 1.00

01:15:14.000 What do you call them?

01:15:15.000 Audience members?

01:15:16.000 Audience members?

01:15:17.000 Separated all the brown-eyed ones from the blue-eyed ones.

01:15:20.000 She abused the blue-eyed ones, didn't give them food, put a thing around their necks. 1.00

01:15:25.000 Yeah, there it is.

01:15:26.000 Treated them like utter shit.

01:15:29.000 But the problem with your experiment, Jane, is you have to prove that that's the way we treat black people, that we don't feed them and we abuse them constantly.

01:15:37.000 So this blue eyed woman was like, wow. 1.00

01:15:40.000 So that's what black. 0.99

01:15:47.000 Yelled at us, called us names, pushed us aside.

01:15:51.000 She was rude.

01:15:52.000 This lady came out in the line with all of us people that had light-colored eyes and said, you put this green collar on now and keep it on. 1.00

01:16:01.000 And if you don't, hit the road.

01:16:03.000 I want to say that.

01:16:04.000 You know the way we do to black people. 1.00

01:16:07.000 It's the least scientific experiment I've ever seen.

01:16:10.000 No wonder women love it. 1.00

01:16:11.000 You know why it's genius, though?

01:16:13.000 Because there's no...

01:16:15.000 It's simple enough for a woman to understand? 1.00

01:16:17.000 Black people have predominantly brown eyes, so it's not like you're going to treat... 0.69

01:16:28.000 So kind of make sure that black people aren't treated like shit in this experiment.

01:16:33.000 Yeah.

01:16:33.000 I'm sure there was maybe one.

01:16:36.000 Like, what, Smokey Robinson?

01:16:39.000 He does have nice eyes.

01:16:40.000 What am I doing here?

01:16:42.000 I've always been a dick to black guys with green eyes. 1.00

01:16:44.000 You know why?

01:16:45.000 Because they need it.

01:16:46.000 They got too many blowjobs in high school and they're vacant.

01:16:50.000 Every time you see a relatively handsome black guy with green eyes, he's like, hey, what's going on?

01:16:55.000 And I'm like, wow, they really sucked your brains out in high school, didn't they?

01:16:59.000 They were too popular.

01:17:01.000 They became himbos. 1.00

01:17:04.000 Okay, last letter.

01:17:06.000 The Otis Himbos. 0.99

01:17:08.000 I met a Himbo the other day. 1.00

01:17:09.000 Did you?

01:17:10.000 Yeah, we met this new family, and they were really cool.

01:17:13.000 And they had one alarmingly handsome son.

01:17:16.000 And he was just like, hello.

01:17:19.000 And I realized it's a thing.

01:17:21.000 There's bimbos and there's himbos. 1.00

01:17:23.000 They were all swimming in a pool and I came out and I said, guys, guys, it was pouring rain like thunderstorm, but they can still swim.

01:17:29.000 It's not lightning, whatever.

01:17:30.000 Have fun.

01:17:31.000 And I came out and I go, guys, guys, what the hell are you all doing out here?

01:17:34.000 And there was tons of kids, like maybe 20 kids.

01:17:37.000 I go, what the hell are you all doing out here?

01:17:39.000 And they all stopped playing with me.

01:17:40.000 I go, you're going to get soaked.

01:17:44.000 And like a couple laughed, but the himbo is like, what? 1.00

01:17:48.000 Now you know this is one of the oldest.

01:17:52.000 Dear G-Dog and the Fag Rican. 1.00

01:17:54.000 Oh, this is not a good night for Ryan.

01:17:57.000 That's not fun at all for me.

01:17:58.000 I give up trying to defend right to the lefties.

01:18:01.000 It's like trying to convince Kobayashi that a hot dog is a sandwich.

01:18:04.000 I agree.

01:18:04.000 Let's give it up.

01:18:07.000 There's no point he's going to swallow them regardless of what they're classified as.

01:18:10.000 Oh, I see.

01:18:12.000 That's the famous competitive hot dog eater. 0.86

01:18:16.000 He doesn't care what you call the hot dog.

01:18:17.000 He's eating it.

01:18:19.000 The Marxists want any human that disagrees with their non-theist religion to die.

01:18:23.000 BLM was angry that police were guarding Derek Chauvin's house because they wanted to storm his house and murder him and his entire family. 0.99

01:18:31.000 Correct.

01:18:33.000 I've been having a debate with an old friend who lives in England about Trump and the communist uprising going on in the States for the past few months over email, which, by the way, is my favorite way to argue.

01:18:42.000 If you really want to get heavy with like COVID, BLM, police brutality, immigration, email is the best way.

01:18:51.000 Because it's calm and collected and it's, yes, that's true, but you realize you're sending me links from Mother Jones and it's going down, right?

01:19:00.000 I'm sending you things.

01:19:01.000 I even used two New York Times links, a predominantly left-wing newspaper.

01:19:05.000 But I'm sorry, as you can see here, most mass shooters are black. 0.70

01:19:10.000 Now, if you want to have an argument tete a tete in public, it's going to be pretty base.

01:19:15.000 It's going to be fuck you.

01:19:16.000 Or if it's nice, it's going to be like, well, I just feel like we've got to this point where blah, blah, blah.

01:19:22.000 But as far as names and dates, which is most serious political arguments, you're wasting your time, especially with liberals who fucking lie.

01:19:30.000 I can't tell you how many times I've been in an argument with a liberal.

01:19:33.000 They'll go, yeah, Obama was great for jobs, more jobs than any president ever before.

01:19:36.000 Then you look it up and he's already left because you're in the taxi on the way home going, wait a minute, that's not even close to true.

01:19:43.000 I was just talking to a guy that was lying.

01:19:44.000 He did a good job arguing because he was lying.

01:19:47.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

01:19:51.000 No matter the facts or logical arguments I present, he will skip right over it and loosely tie it to some sort of ism that plagues the world.

01:19:58.000 I sent my last email to him with just a picture of a eunuch and a middle finger emoji.

01:20:03.000 We used to be in a hardcore band together back in 2013 and were good drinking buddies.

01:20:07.000 Tell me about it.

01:20:09.000 Unfortunately, he got a whiff of some European pussy and moved over there to marry her. 1.00

01:20:13.000 They have completely indoctrinated and castrated him.

01:20:16.000 I feel like I missed his funeral.

01:20:18.000 Anyway, here was the band we were in.

01:20:20.000 It was called Knuckleheads.

01:20:21.000 I was the front man and I wrote all the incredibly deep lyrics.

01:20:24.000 Yes, I know it's shitty, but I peaked at 18 when I was tearing up the stage and screaming about childish things.

01:20:29.000 I want to make love to you.

01:20:31.000 I want to make love to your anus with your Crocs art. 0.94

01:20:35.000 Has he just tricked us into listening to his band?

01:20:37.000 What's up, yeah?

01:20:39.000 Make your colors make me feel rough Like what?

01:20:45.000 What's up, yeah?

01:20:47.000 Make your colors make me feel bad I need my money, girl Good stuff.

01:20:58.000 That's what kids should be doing, especially young men.

01:21:01.000 Are we ready for calls, Rygai?

01:21:03.000 We are Lord Emperor the Fags on? 0.69

01:21:07.000 I gotta get some paper so we can do our drawings.

01:21:09.000 I don't think The new auction is up live, raring to go.

01:21:13.000 And I know that our Justice for Liberty sucks.

01:21:16.000 That's because it's been hacked a million times.

01:21:19.000 Although I've heard that the Doodles is having some trouble.

01:21:22.000 Hmm.

01:21:23.000 Let's try it now.

01:21:26.000 So if you go to censored.tv.com on your desktop, you will see we have Doodle Auction, not under links, but as its own category.

01:21:39.000 Click on Doodle Auction, and you see, oh, we got 301.

01:21:45.000 St. Louis has started.

01:21:46.000 Oh, you put this up on your social meads, right?

01:21:51.000 I will.

01:21:52.000 Wait, you forgot?

01:21:53.000 I thought you meant the site.

01:21:56.000 It was already on the site.

01:21:59.000 I could put it on my social media, sure.

01:22:01.000 Well, what do you think I meant?

01:22:02.000 I mean, I got the Twitter and Instagram.

01:22:05.000 So you put it up on that?

01:22:07.000 No.

01:22:07.000 So you forgot?

01:22:09.000 Yeah, I didn't think you meant that.

01:22:10.000 Yet again, I thought you meant the site.

01:22:12.000 But it already is on the site.

01:22:13.000 Yeah, and so nothing to do here.

01:22:16.000 No, you're lying.

01:22:18.000 You texted back, will do.

01:22:20.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:22:22.000 I thought you meant to put it on the back.

01:22:23.000 But it's somewhere where it is?

01:22:25.000 I didn't know it was this.

01:22:27.000 So why wouldn't you text back?

01:22:28.000 It's already there.

01:22:29.000 Because I didn't check yet.

01:22:31.000 That was something to do.

01:22:33.000 Something I had to do.

01:22:36.000 Are we taking a call?

01:22:38.000 Yeah.

01:22:41.000 David.

01:22:44.000 You there?

01:22:45.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:22:46.000 How you doing?

01:22:46.000 Hello?

01:22:48.000 I just wanted to.

01:22:50.000 That was great.

01:22:52.000 And it actually displayed a lot of the stuff, you know, that most of these pussy callers, sorry for everyone, but who just haven't, you know, like don't know how to deal with adversity. 0.92

01:23:03.000 If you're ever in that uncomfortable situation, you had that really drunk friend and you identified it right away.

01:23:09.000 Like he had that look in his eye early.

01:23:11.000 You know shit was going to go south because you'd been there before.

01:23:14.000 And then you guys held your own and it was quite, it was quite lovely.

01:23:18.000 Oh, the tussle.

01:23:19.000 Quite lovely.

01:23:20.000 Oh, yes.

01:23:23.000 That's some funny shit.

01:23:24.000 But I've been there where someone just loses.

01:23:27.000 Like, you know, there's just that turn, you know, that turning point in the night.

01:23:31.000 And all of a sudden, it's just, it's game over.

01:23:33.000 And he's like, come on, stop.

01:23:35.000 And they're just, you know, like a wild beast, but did the right thing and, you know, lived to fight another day.

01:23:40.000 But, you know, that's just one form of adversity that everyone needs to, you know, they need to get punched in the face.

01:23:46.000 They need to feel that uncomfortable shit.

01:23:48.000 And it was great to see.

01:23:51.000 And I'm glad you guys are okay.

01:23:53.000 Thanks.

01:23:54.000 Well, my head still hurts.

01:23:55.000 But you know what's funny about that whole thing, too, when it starts?

01:24:00.000 There's just no getting it off the tracks.

01:24:03.000 Like I was sitting there.

01:24:05.000 I didn't want my house trashed.

01:24:06.000 I didn't want my window smashed.

01:24:07.000 That's a nice front room we have.

01:24:09.000 My wife has a bunch of little things there. 0.99

01:24:11.000 And I just really, really wanted it to end.

01:24:14.000 And I don't know.

01:24:15.000 I feel like in normal life, someone goes off at a tangent.

01:24:19.000 You go, dude, dude, dude.

01:24:20.000 He's not talking about that.

01:24:22.000 And they go, oh, okay, I'm sorry.

01:24:23.000 I misunderstood.

01:24:24.000 But with the drunk guys, oh, it just, it starts going and going, and you can't get the train off the tracks.

01:24:34.000 No, yeah, you know, yeah, like you know the destination and it's just a matter of when.

01:24:40.000 And yeah, it's such an uncomfortable, especially at your own house like that.

01:24:43.000 I've had that shit happen and it is just, and then the next day, it's like, I would never do that to you.

01:24:50.000 What the fuck are you thinking?

01:24:51.000 You know, but some people just can't handle this shit.

01:24:54.000 Like, I need the psychiatrist.

01:24:56.000 Yeah.

01:24:57.000 All right.

01:24:57.000 Thanks for calling, dude.

01:24:58.000 Bye.

01:25:01.000 Okay.

01:25:02.000 Mike from Boston.

01:25:05.000 Mike.

01:25:07.000 Mikey.

01:25:08.000 Hey, what's up, babe?

01:25:10.000 Mikey! 0.65

01:25:10.000 What up? 0.65

01:25:14.000 Hey! 0.99

01:25:15.000 Thank you.

01:25:17.000 I'm just shit, trying to win some socks over here.

01:25:20.000 Oh, well, you know what?

01:25:21.000 Dave Bravo.

01:25:23.000 I said his full name.

01:25:24.000 Fuck.

01:25:25.000 Dave won last time.

01:25:26.000 So actually, this is the winner.

01:25:30.000 Oh, my God.

01:25:31.000 You are the winner.

01:25:32.000 I have another excellent.

01:25:33.000 You won.

01:25:35.000 I won a sock?

01:25:38.000 No, dude.

01:25:39.000 You won a $50 gift card from the greatest stake place in the world, and they deliver that to your door.

01:25:47.000 And then two pairs of hashi socks.

01:25:50.000 So that's four socks.

01:25:51.000 Holy shock.

01:25:53.000 So that's two pairs of shoes.

01:25:55.000 Yeah, I can wear them in.

01:25:58.000 Holy Sicars.

01:25:59.000 You're sock-rich, my friend.

01:26:02.000 Mikey.

01:26:04.000 Mikey.

01:26:07.000 Big five OG dog.

01:26:08.000 I love you, babe.

01:26:10.000 This is it.

01:26:12.000 Half a century of gas.

01:26:17.000 That'll put you out for a week.

01:26:19.000 Hey, I think Ryan has upgraded from the fag zone after he turned that guy into fucking Crumple Stilskin. 1.00

01:26:26.000 That was so sad.

01:26:27.000 That's funny.

01:26:28.000 Crumple Stiltskin.

01:26:30.000 Yeah, it was a great.

01:26:33.000 Honestly, I'm just going to be a cool socks, but I just wanted to let you guys know that you gave me blue balls by not, A, I'm guessing you didn't show it because of the license plates and the cars or something, but not showing the outside video and talking over the Tussle adrenaline commentary.

01:26:52.000 There's nothing better than Tussle adrenaline commentary.

01:26:56.000 We heard Ryan for a second.

01:26:58.000 I would have loved to hear more, but I love you guys more than a friend.

01:27:02.000 We can play more now.

01:27:04.000 But to be clear, my punching outside, I've watched it a thousand times.

01:27:08.000 It's like seeing mosquito larvae hatching.

01:27:13.000 Like it's pitch black.

01:27:15.000 It's at the way past the end of my driveway.

01:27:18.000 And you sort of see a ghost figure sort of go like this.

01:27:22.000 And you can hear me going, and then you can hear Ryan going, no, no, no.

01:27:31.000 And it's just useless.

01:27:32.000 It's just dark blobs.

01:27:34.000 There's a split second where a car drives by, and you see us all go, but yeah, it sucks.

01:27:41.000 Well, that person won.

01:27:44.000 We got Skylar.

01:27:45.000 Skyler.

01:27:46.000 Do you not want to dig up the footage and show the dialogue?

01:27:50.000 I could look for it.

01:27:51.000 Can you hear me?

01:27:52.000 Yep.

01:27:54.000 Oh, hey, what's up, guys?

01:27:55.000 Hey, man.

01:27:56.000 So it said fact tone, but it's totally about the fag zone. 0.97

01:28:00.000 So I think Ryan just needs to lean fucking hard into it and just make it all about bundles of sticks, a bunch of cigarettes all over the place.

01:28:10.000 That's hilarious.

01:28:11.000 Make the meaning, the literal meaning.

01:28:14.000 Just like put a sign on your door that says, the fag zone make people gay. 0.76

01:28:19.000 And it's all just dictionary meaning.

01:28:22.000 I like it.

01:28:23.000 Or, and a similar vibe.

01:28:25.000 Or he could just start smoking hogs in here or at his place. 0.99

01:28:32.000 And here at the studio, he could make this the studio into the fag zone too. 1.00

01:28:36.000 Wherever I go.

01:28:37.000 Wherever he goes becomes the fag zone. 1.00

01:28:39.000 And just like I always have guys over and stuff.

01:28:42.000 And when he's in the studio, there's dudes wearing leather that he's blowing and shit. 0.76

01:28:47.000 They'll blow me.

01:28:48.000 I'll sit here.

01:28:48.000 I'll just kind of like work.

01:28:50.000 Because you're not gay. 0.99

01:28:52.000 I'm just an opportunist.

01:28:53.000 Dudes want to blow you. 1.00

01:28:56.000 Another thing.

01:28:57.000 So I was thinking about this as I was looking at your guys' merch and stuff.

01:29:01.000 And what if you did, because I know you got a bunch of people who listen to you that are artists.

01:29:06.000 Like, not to chew my own horn.

01:29:08.000 I am an artist.

01:29:09.000 I'm not going to do any bullshit bugs.

01:29:11.000 But you guys should do a competition where you just have users submitted shit.

01:29:16.000 You don't have to pay anybody for any like merch development.

01:29:20.000 People submit shit.

01:29:22.000 Ryan picks the top three.

01:29:24.000 And then you just do like user submitted judging and stuff like that to pick the winner and then just send them a free shirt.

01:29:30.000 And then you got a free thing on your merch.

01:29:32.000 Okay, let's do it.

01:29:33.000 Starting right now, make a super patriotic shirt, but I think it should be kind of simple, almost like Trump's actual shirts.

01:29:42.000 And it should say Trump cross here and then four more years, comma, bitch. 0.95

01:29:52.000 You know, it'd be cool too.

01:29:53.000 A G-O-M-L. 1.00

01:29:55.000 If this goes well, it'd be good to have an actual G-O-M L shirt, which we don't have, which is pretty bananas if you think about it.

01:30:02.000 I'm telling you right now, like my wife's been working on one.

01:30:05.000 Oh.

01:30:06.000 Like a logo for G-O-M-L. 1.00

01:30:08.000 Yeah, no, like for real.

01:30:10.000 Full-blown logo.

01:30:13.000 She's literally watching you guys right now and drawing it.

01:30:16.000 Send it to me.

01:30:17.000 Send it to Ryan on Instagram.

01:30:18.000 Yeah.

01:30:19.000 Yeah, so that's this week.

01:30:21.000 We'll have a different challenge every week.

01:30:22.000 But this challenge, I'm not joking, and we will make it into a shirt, is Trump.

01:30:28.000 You better not be joking.

01:30:29.000 I'm going to fucking hold you to this.

01:30:31.000 Hold us to it.

01:30:32.000 And then four more years, bitch. 1.00

01:30:34.000 And the deadline is what?

01:30:35.000 Next live show?

01:30:36.000 Yeah, but do not forget the comma.

01:30:39.000 If it's not four more years, comma, bitch, it's four more years, bitch, which is like seven years. 1.00

01:30:44.000 You're fucking out of here with your bad grammar.

01:30:48.000 We'll see.

01:30:48.000 Then we got grammar Nazis and cheating on the quote Nazis.

01:30:53.000 Yeah.

01:30:54.000 All right, so get on that.

01:30:55.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:30:56.000 Bye.

01:30:57.000 Awesome.

01:30:57.000 Bye.

01:31:00.000 Okay.

01:31:01.000 Okay.

01:31:02.000 This one.

01:31:03.000 Something wrong with that.

01:31:04.000 It's BA 9.

01:31:08.000 9,019-year-old.

01:31:10.000 Wait, that guy was a winner, dude.

01:31:12.000 Oh, we got two winners?

01:31:14.000 Yeah.

01:31:14.000 Oh, okay.

01:31:15.000 Caller one, caller two, and caller three.

01:31:16.000 I'll grab his number.

01:31:17.000 Caller one and caller two, in case you ever listen to the show, get the same thing.

01:31:23.000 Do you have his number still?

01:31:24.000 Yep.

01:31:25.000 And then caller three gets free CBD.

01:31:32.000 I think we got somebody on the line.

01:31:34.000 Hello?

01:31:35.000 Hi.

01:31:36.000 It's the snarky 19-year-old.

01:31:38.000 Hey, Snarks.

01:31:41.000 Huh?

01:31:42.000 I said, hi, Snarks.

01:31:45.000 Hi, I was told to call in because I left an impression on one of your viewers.

01:31:50.000 Oh, that's right.

01:31:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:31:51.000 Somebody wants to date her, right?

01:31:55.000 Oh, yeah.

01:31:57.000 How did we work that out again?

01:31:58.000 Did you get his number?

01:32:01.000 We just said that.

01:32:02.000 No, she was supposed to call in.

01:32:03.000 And then how does he find her?

01:32:06.000 Good question.

01:32:06.000 I guess she gives...

01:32:12.000 Well, how do we know that's the right guy?

01:32:15.000 Because we have the email, no?

01:32:16.000 Matchmaker.

01:32:17.000 Yeah, it's right here.

01:32:18.000 Oh, yeah, you have the matchmaker email?

01:32:19.000 Okay.

01:32:20.000 Well, why don't you get her email or a way to send her that email?

01:32:27.000 Okay, I could do that.

01:32:28.000 How do we do that?

01:32:29.000 I could text her.

01:32:30.000 Yeah, okay.

01:32:31.000 Ryan's going to text you the guy's email to that number that you just called from.

01:32:37.000 Does that work?

01:32:37.000 Okay.

01:32:39.000 So I'm going to have Ryan's number?

01:32:41.000 Yeah, I'll call you from a blocked line.

01:32:44.000 No, you're going to have his number.

01:32:46.000 And by the way, you can have him.

01:32:49.000 Oh, my God, really?

01:32:51.000 Yes, he comes with the deal.

01:32:54.000 So if you want Ryan more than this collar, go bananas.

01:33:00.000 Yeah, seriously.

01:33:01.000 I mean, honestly, Ryan, you looked like a beta male before your haircut, but now it like, you don't look half bad.

01:33:08.000 Thanks.

01:33:09.000 That's a compliment, I suppose.

01:33:10.000 Of course.

01:33:12.000 I don't date younger than 23, though.

01:33:15.000 Oh, yeah, she's 19.

01:33:15.000 So.

01:33:17.000 That's very young.

01:33:18.000 Yeah.

01:33:19.000 We don't, we can't.

01:33:20.000 That's like borderline.

01:33:21.000 That's a kid.

01:33:22.000 You have poor judgment, and you think that I'm a beta male, so it's terrible.

01:33:26.000 Yeah, that'd be kind of stewish.

01:33:28.000 Thanks for calling.

01:33:29.000 We set that up.

01:33:30.000 You're good to go.

01:33:32.000 Okay, great.

01:33:33.000 I hope we didn't just link up a 50-year-old with a 19-year-old.

01:33:36.000 Yeah, where is she? 0.87

01:33:39.000 Were you going to come by with some ice coolers?

01:33:39.000 All right.

01:33:41.000 No, I just wanted to talk.

01:33:43.000 I just wanted to hang out.

01:33:44.000 Hello?

01:33:45.000 I was here to tell her to stop.

01:33:46.000 Hello.

01:33:47.000 Tony.

01:33:49.000 Hi.

01:33:50.000 So everybody really shits on Ryan, and I want to say, if you want more female viewers, get baby out of the corner. 1.00

01:33:50.000 Hi. 1.00

01:34:00.000 He's eye candy, he's eye candy, and you're just a resource that's not being utilized.

01:34:08.000 Also, real quick comment about: I have a very close female relative who's in the film industry.

01:34:17.000 She's a director for many, many years.

01:34:19.000 And the biggest block to her career is gay men. 1.00

01:34:24.000 And she said they're the most misogynistic.

01:34:28.000 They're like what men were like probably in the 1930s before women entered the workforce. 0.89

01:34:35.000 So she said she can't get past the gay wall. 0.98

01:34:38.000 And I just wanted to throw that out there.

01:34:41.000 Yeah, I've heard that a few times.

01:34:44.000 And I think this never came up in me, too, but they also hit on dudes.

01:34:48.000 Like, remember Terry Cruz, the football player?

01:34:53.000 Who's an actor now?

01:34:54.000 He's got a real wrinkly head.

01:34:56.000 He said that he was sexually harassed by gays.

01:35:00.000 And it hurt his career to refuse them.

01:35:04.000 Well, she's got to get through to get hired. 1.00

01:35:07.000 It's about 12 people, and it's just like a gay wall. 1.00

01:35:11.000 She said she can't break through.

01:35:12.000 She's got a good career.

01:35:14.000 She makes a living, but it's very, very difficult. 0.95

01:35:16.000 And now more than ever.

01:35:19.000 So she goes, they wanted rights.

01:35:21.000 They got the rights, which is great.

01:35:23.000 Everybody should, you know, have rights.

01:35:26.000 But they then extremely discriminate against women, especially married women with children, too.

01:35:33.000 She said it's just, it's impossible.

01:35:35.000 That's fascinating.

01:35:36.000 Of course, you'll never see that story go anywhere.

01:35:42.000 Oh, no, you can't.

01:35:43.000 You can't.

01:35:44.000 And so there's like in like all industry in the whole country, you know, women directors are 10% or it's a very low, it's under 10%.

01:35:54.000 And she's like, you can't get past gays. 1.00

01:35:57.000 And, you know, and other female directors, that's the same issue. 1.00

01:36:01.000 You just cannot get past the gays. 1.00

01:36:02.000 They're very, very contemptuous of women, working women. 1.00

01:36:06.000 They don't like them at all.

01:36:08.000 So I just wanted to throw that out there.

01:36:11.000 And I am pro-Ryan.

01:36:16.000 So there's somebody out here pro-Ryan.

01:36:19.000 Well, you're just showing your poor judgment, but okay.

01:36:19.000 All right.

01:36:24.000 Okay, bye.

01:36:25.000 Bye.

01:36:28.000 Okay.

01:36:29.000 Trying to draw a Budweiser can, it's fucking hard.

01:36:32.000 This sucks.

01:36:33.000 There's a lot of little detail on there.

01:36:35.000 This is not going to get a lot of bids.

01:36:38.000 James.

01:36:40.000 Jamie Boyd.

01:36:41.000 Hey, you, Gavin.

01:36:42.000 Hey, man.

01:36:44.000 Hey, I recently called in asking about your need for personal security.

01:36:50.000 I was really appreciative of your candor.

01:36:54.000 But do you feel much more safe and secure now sitting next to the mayor of the rad zone, knowing that he could put a dude out for a fucking week?

01:37:04.000 Yeah, sure.

01:37:06.000 I mean, when we go out in public, it's nice to know someone's got my back and whoever attacks us is going to be fighting, definitely fighting two guys.

01:37:13.000 You don't know that with everyone you're with.

01:37:15.000 Sometimes you're with someone and you're like, and this has happened to me a few times, especially in my younger years, where shit goes down and then someone vanished.

01:37:25.000 And it's good to know that Ryan won't be vanishing.

01:37:28.000 No, I'm not the Vanessa show.

01:37:29.000 Although, he's proved this before.

01:37:31.000 I mean, when I did my talk at NYU, he got arrested fighting Antifa.

01:37:38.000 Sure did.

01:37:40.000 And also in DC, remember that one guy that tried to give you shit, you and Milo?

01:37:45.000 He's like, hey, you guys look great.

01:37:47.000 It was like passive-aggressive, then he tried to...

01:37:50.000 Yeah, that was such a weird incident.

01:37:52.000 He was still facing you guys.

01:37:53.000 I was like, what?

01:37:53.000 Then I turned around.

01:37:54.000 Like Stone Cold Steve Walson.

01:37:56.000 He just turned around.

01:37:56.000 He's like, I'm late.

01:37:58.000 It's pretty funny.

01:37:59.000 I was like, that was awesome.

01:38:02.000 But Ryan also, he may also try to reason with the guys, too.

01:38:06.000 He may say something like, I'm just a small Asian man.

01:38:09.000 Why would I try to fight you?

01:38:11.000 That's funny.

01:38:12.000 Which was a good point.

01:38:16.000 Hey, there was a ton of great quotes from Monday's episode.

01:38:20.000 I rewatched how much it was.

01:38:23.000 It is a quotable night.

01:38:25.000 It was a hell of a night.

01:38:26.000 I mean, outside of the show, I've told that story maybe a thousand times.

01:38:32.000 And because I have the video on my phone, too.

01:38:34.000 So I can pull it up.

01:38:38.000 You know, I show it everyone at the gym, everyone I meet, all the dads at baseball.

01:38:44.000 It's crazy.

01:38:45.000 All right.

01:38:45.000 Thanks for calling, dude.

01:38:46.000 Love you.

01:38:47.000 Bye.

01:38:50.000 Catholicism.

01:38:50.000 Okay.

01:38:52.000 Oh, great.

01:38:55.000 Hi, Gavin.

01:38:56.000 Hi, how are you?

01:38:59.000 Hi, Viva Jesus.

01:39:00.000 Of course.

01:39:01.000 Viva Jesus, yes.

01:39:04.000 So I get a lot of flack from a lot of traditional Catholics for listening to you because you claim to be Catholic, but yet you still advocate for somewhat of a hedonistic lifestyle.

01:39:16.000 Like what?

01:39:17.000 Don't you think like drugs and sex and things like that?

01:39:22.000 What drugs?

01:39:25.000 Like they say like you still like experimentation is okay and things like that.

01:39:32.000 Oh, that's a reasonable criticism.

01:39:37.000 But my attitude with that is like I always say, yes, ideally you meet your Catholic sweetheart and you marry her and you guys start pumping out babies right away. 0.99

01:39:48.000 But within my group, like that's just not plausible.

01:39:51.000 It just doesn't happen.

01:39:53.000 So I have to be, I have to talk to the people who are watching this show and say, look, I know you're going to be fucking around, but eventually, like, I try to get the number down from 30 years of fucking around to 10.

01:40:08.000 Yeah, I get that.

01:40:10.000 It's just, I get a lot of flack from it.

01:40:13.000 But it's just, like, I just always find it interest because I think you're an interesting person, and I just like to make sure that people, you're trying To steer people onto a better path, yes.

01:40:28.000 What do you think of all these trad cats like the Gripers movement? 1.00

01:40:37.000 A lot of them have a lot of anti-Semitic attitudes that I can understand some of their gripes, but I don't think the idea of Jews being a monolith is the best way to say it because they'll say the same thing about us. 0.84

01:40:54.000 Right.

01:40:55.000 Yeah.

01:40:56.000 The Orthodox, the Hasids, the Israelis, the ginos, Jews in names only, they're all, they all hate each other's guts and have totally different agendas. 1.00

01:41:07.000 But another problem I have with the Groipers is, okay, guys, you're so trad cat. 0.53

01:41:11.000 Get fucking married.

01:41:15.000 Like, go make a baby.

01:41:16.000 Yeah, well, unfortunately, there's and unfortunately, there's the trad girls are very far between because they just, they've fallen into the traps of feminism. 1.00

01:41:27.000 That's terrible that.

01:41:28.000 All right, what can I do you for?

01:41:32.000 That was pretty much it.

01:41:34.000 I just wanted because to talk to you, because again, like a few weeks ago, you mentioned someone asked you in a call, like, you know, how many women have you slept with?

01:41:42.000 You said 300.

01:41:44.000 And I was just like, do you feel that those 300 women prior to your wife are basically meaningless compared to the relationship that you have with your wife?

01:41:55.000 Oh, absolutely.

01:41:56.000 And I think you'll find a lot of people say that who aren't Catholics, and they say it a different way.

01:42:02.000 They go, I waste so much time.

01:42:04.000 I heard Sammy Hager of Van Halen saying this on Howard Stern the other day.

01:42:08.000 He said, I wasted so much time chasing pussy. 1.00

01:42:13.000 And that's sort of the non-Catholic way of saying, I wasted so much time fucking around when I could have been happily married with someone having a beautiful life.

01:42:24.000 But they don't realize that.

01:42:25.000 So they say, chasing pussy. 1.00

01:42:27.000 But yeah, total waste.

01:42:29.000 I mean, all the drugs I did, all the booze I drank, you get the idea pretty quickly.

01:42:36.000 You know, women are not that different. 1.00

01:42:40.000 Well, it's just like the Groipers, they like to constantly bring up you with the dildo up your ass. 0.96

01:42:40.000 Yep. 0.96

01:42:46.000 And I'm like, it's comedy.

01:42:48.000 Yeah, it's jackass.

01:42:50.000 I think they do that, though.

01:42:51.000 Yes.

01:42:52.000 I think a lot of the ones who do that recognize that young men are very scared of anything remotely gay.

01:42:58.000 So it's a good way to turn people off, young men, away from me by calling me a fag, which is fine. 1.00

01:43:08.000 I mean, I work with someone who lives in a fag zone. 1.00

01:43:10.000 I do not.

01:43:12.000 There is no such zone.

01:43:14.000 It doesn't exist.

01:43:17.000 Yeah, but yeah.

01:43:21.000 Really appreciate this.

01:43:22.000 It's just, I just find it very odd when I talk to the groiper.

01:43:27.000 They're kind of interesting, but yet weird in the same way.

01:43:32.000 Yeah.

01:43:35.000 Thank you so much.

01:43:35.000 All right, bye.

01:43:36.000 Bye.

01:43:41.000 Okay.

01:43:42.000 Carol O'Keefe and Punk?

01:43:47.000 Hello?

01:43:51.000 Hey, what's up?

01:43:52.000 Hey, man.

01:43:55.000 Oh, hey, yeah.

01:43:56.000 I wanted to, I was calling, um, because I was wondering the what the fuck?

01:44:05.000 Hung up.

01:44:08.000 Is that a prank?

01:44:09.000 I was wondering, um, and then hangs up.

01:44:11.000 No, I think that was a mistake.

01:44:12.000 Wait, you didn't do the CBD one.

01:44:15.000 You're really not good at remembering the prizes, are you?

01:44:17.000 Oh, that was the lady. 1.00

01:44:24.000 Yes?

01:44:27.000 Hello?

01:44:31.000 Are you up?

01:44:32.000 Did you put us on hold and now you forgot?

01:44:35.000 Now you're totally partying?

01:44:36.000 I think this is happening.

01:44:37.000 Yeah, that's what it was.

01:44:40.000 I put my name.

01:44:41.000 I said I was James Campbell.

01:44:42.000 Uhuru.

01:44:44.000 Uhuru.

01:44:46.000 Uhuru?

01:44:47.000 Uhuru.

01:44:50.000 Hey, y'all calling on me?

01:44:52.000 Yep.

01:44:55.000 All right, well, it's James Campbell.

01:45:00.000 Hey, man.

01:45:01.000 Hi.

01:45:03.000 Are you perhaps drunk?

01:45:06.000 Oh, sure.

01:45:08.000 I think this guy wins because she. 1.00

01:45:15.000 Oh, no, no, it's James.

01:45:16.000 All right, I got it.

01:45:18.000 She had won before.

01:45:19.000 We got a lot of repeat winners.

01:45:21.000 I think they call in early.

01:45:23.000 Okay.

01:45:24.000 Are we done here?

01:45:25.000 What's going on?

01:45:29.000 I'm getting annoyed.

01:45:30.000 Next call.

01:45:30.000 Alright, one second.

01:45:31.000 Fucking drunks.

01:45:32.000 Take this one.

01:45:32.000 Ooh.

01:45:33.000 Okay.

01:45:38.000 What's going on?

01:45:39.000 This is the world's worst show.

01:45:42.000 Okay, Wayne.

01:45:43.000 Wayne, are you there?

01:45:44.000 Let's go.

01:45:46.000 Hello, Gavin, former mayor of the Fag Zone overseer. 0.99

01:45:49.000 So, Gavin, I live down here in South Jersey in white manland, and there has been a recent uptick in graffiti.

01:46:01.000 And it's making me extremely angry.

01:46:05.000 I don't understand the point.

01:46:06.000 Could you explain it to me or how do I stop it or what have you?

01:46:12.000 Yeah, graffiti was invented.

01:46:14.000 Well, it was originally some Greek kid called Tacky197 or something in New York, but it became big in Philly.

01:46:19.000 And then black people took it over soon after. 1.00

01:46:22.000 And then Whiggers took it over to see more black. 1.00

01:46:26.000 And it's really a Puerto Rican Hispanic thing where fatherless young Hispanic kids see their sisters and mothers fawning over celebrity magazines and they go, oh, fame is what matters.

01:46:37.000 Okay, fame.

01:46:38.000 I got to get fame.

01:46:39.000 Now, you can't get fame.

01:46:40.000 This is pre-reality TV.

01:46:41.000 So the fame they get is getting their stupid motherfucking nickname everywhere.

01:46:45.000 And then people go, oh, it's Ses. 0.99

01:46:48.000 I saw you got up in the subway.

01:46:50.000 And you have your own stupid, idiotic Mini fame.

01:46:55.000 They used to tag each other in North Jersey, the kid or whatever.

01:46:59.000 And then, and I can't think of anything gayer than that.

01:47:03.000 Like, two men could be fucking right next to that, and that's still not as gay as two gangsters or whatever, just tagging each other.

01:47:11.000 You mean tagging, like, drawing on each other's skin?

01:47:15.000 Like, like one guy will tag a water tower or something, and then that's his move.

01:47:22.000 And then the second guy will come in and tag his name over it or something.

01:47:25.000 Oh, like some stupid compensation.

01:47:29.000 Yeah, like kind of a gay bond between the two.

01:47:33.000 Oh, isn't it a funny few, though?

01:47:35.000 Like starting a war?

01:47:38.000 I have no idea.

01:47:39.000 We're getting these like random red X's with letters and shit.

01:47:45.000 And I just, I really don't understand what it is.

01:47:48.000 And I'm trying to look it up on Reddit.

01:47:50.000 I'm trying to decipher what it means if it's a drug territory.

01:47:54.000 I don't know, because heroin's pretty big around here in South Jersey.

01:47:58.000 I'm a couple miles from Atlantic City.

01:48:01.000 You know, the stupidest thing, and you don't get this in South Jersey, but here in New York City, they will go in between train cars.

01:48:10.000 All right?

01:48:11.000 So they go down the steps in between the train.

01:48:14.000 Now, at any given moment, a train can go, suck you up, and you're dead.

01:48:20.000 There's little altcoins to hide in that the workers hide in for emergencies.

01:48:23.000 So they'll sometimes make it in that.

01:48:25.000 But about once a year, one of them gets sucked up by a train and killed.

01:48:28.000 You know why they go in between trains?

01:48:30.000 So you get your name up on the wall, and the only time that's ever seen is when the train gets stuck, and you look out the window.

01:48:41.000 You're some fucking immigrant grocer, and you see, like, sesk on the wall. 1.00

01:48:46.000 And you go, oh, okay.

01:48:49.000 That's good to know.

01:48:50.000 It's fucking...

01:48:55.000 It really is.

01:48:56.000 I remember at Vice, there was this kid who just had a baby, and he had to continue his art, his street art.

01:49:07.000 And all the obituaries, too, I just gave away the ending.

01:49:10.000 All the obituaries, they made it like about street art.

01:49:13.000 And he was dedicated to his art, to his final days.

01:49:16.000 No, you took a kid's father away so you could write your nickname on a random piece of fucking brick that no one will ever see.

01:49:25.000 You loser.

01:49:28.000 Oh, God.

01:49:29.000 Yeah, a 38-year-old in South Jersey living down here all my life.

01:49:34.000 I just can't interpret what that means.

01:49:36.000 And so I'm 38 in a couple of years.

01:49:39.000 I'll be 40, 45 years, 40, 45 years, 40, 45, 45.

01:49:45.000 All right.

01:49:46.000 All right, my man.

01:49:46.000 Thank you.

01:49:47.000 Thanks.

01:49:47.000 Bye.

01:49:48.000 Now, unfortunately, Ryan has the bladder of a baby girl, and he's left his post to go make pee-pee. 0.65

01:49:57.000 So we'll just have to wait for him to get back.

01:49:59.000 I'm still trying to draw this, bud.

01:50:01.000 I didn't realize how much shit is on these things.

01:50:04.000 They list the different states on the top of the can that you can get a five cent rebate on.

01:50:13.000 And then on the other side, they point out that in California you can get 10 cents.

01:50:22.000 Isn't that a fun little take a little trip, double your money?

01:50:28.000 Hello, hello.

01:50:29.000 Jake Homes.

01:50:31.000 Hello, hello.

01:50:32.000 Happy birthday, you old geezer.

01:50:34.000 Thanks, dude.

01:50:35.000 Hey, um, yeah.

01:50:38.000 Um, so, you know, your dad, you do this great ongoing bit about your dad when he loses his temper.

01:50:46.000 And is it really as funny in person than the way you portray it?

01:50:52.000 And number two, I thought you were going to do the coin probability thing on him again with your brother.

01:50:58.000 We haven't seen that fucker in months.

01:51:00.000 My brother went down there.

01:51:02.000 Well, my brother went down there to, what the hell was he going to do?

01:51:07.000 Oh, he was going to try to teach him Terenceology.

01:51:11.000 But this isn't very funny, but their health is not doing great.

01:51:15.000 So that trip ended up more about making sure they were okay and getting a nurse involved.

01:51:20.000 And we lost our comedy.

01:51:23.000 Dad may be coming to the end of his outrageous comedy years.

01:51:28.000 Unfortunate.

01:51:31.000 All right.

01:51:31.000 Thanks for calling.

01:51:32.000 Bye.

01:51:33.000 Got it.

01:51:36.000 Sorry, buddy.

01:51:37.000 Sorry to hang up, but we're running out of Tazyme his ear.

01:51:40.000 Calvin.

01:51:42.000 We got Calvin.

01:51:44.000 Calvin Candy.

01:51:45.000 Hey, Calv.

01:51:47.000 Hello?

01:51:48.000 Hey, Calvin.

01:51:49.000 Hey, man.

01:51:50.000 What's up?

01:51:51.000 Hey, so I've heard you talk before about how women that get cat called, they're really going to miss it once they get older and it stops happening. 0.50

01:51:59.000 Yep.

01:52:00.000 Do you think you're going to feel the same way once people stop wanting to take pictures with you?

01:52:06.000 Once you get older?

01:52:07.000 No.

01:52:08.000 I fucking hate that.

01:52:10.000 And I'm a man.

01:52:11.000 So I'm not like women love attention because it's in their DNA and it means that they're wanted and that they'll always have partners. 0.84

01:52:22.000 So they get endorphins from it.

01:52:23.000 Men are not really looking to be wanted.

01:52:26.000 They're looking to conquer.

01:52:28.000 And it's not women saying, I need pictures with you.

01:52:31.000 It's like tourists and 22-year-old white kids. 0.56

01:52:37.000 I don't have a problem with that particular demographic, but they don't suck me off.

01:52:44.000 Not yet.

01:52:44.000 Not until I can get a pass to the fag zone.

01:52:47.000 Well, to be fair, I say that because I'm a 21-year-old white kid that wants a picture with you.

01:52:52.000 Oh, I thought you said you're going to picture me.

01:52:54.000 But why want to fuck with me?

01:52:55.000 Why do you want a picture?

01:52:57.000 I don't get it.

01:53:02.000 Proof.

01:53:03.000 I don't know.

01:53:06.000 It's not really proof.

01:53:08.000 It's not like I'm going to seize my Facebook profile or anything, but I don't know.

01:53:13.000 I've done it with rappers before, just like people I admire.

01:53:16.000 I don't know.

01:53:18.000 What do you do with it?

01:53:19.000 Just like women getting cat called? 1.00

01:53:21.000 It's like, what do men get out of cat calling people?

01:53:25.000 It's not like you get anything out of it.

01:53:27.000 Well, sort of.

01:53:28.000 She looks back.

01:53:29.000 You do it because you admire that woman.

01:53:30.000 You can fantasize about fucking her.

01:53:32.000 And why are you using sex analogies when you're talking about a picture of me?

01:53:36.000 That's gay. 1.00

01:53:38.000 Maybe you should come to the fag zone. 1.00

01:53:40.000 Oh, all right.

01:53:42.000 Thanks for calling.

01:53:44.000 All right.

01:53:45.000 Yeah, I mean, when I did that Ed Coulter speech, you know that picture of me with all the Pro Boys, and I'm like this.

01:53:49.000 I've seen it a million times.

01:53:51.000 It's actually in my lawsuit.

01:53:54.000 As I was, so there was a mob there ready to kill us.

01:53:57.000 I did the speech really quickly, and then we had to, security whisked me out of there.

01:54:02.000 And it was like whisked me out, like through people and ducking down and someone holding me and pushing other people back.

01:54:08.000 And as I'm going through all this, some fucking millennial comes up, or maybe even a Zoomer, I guess, is like, hey, man, could I get a picture?

01:54:16.000 I'm like, I'm escaping now.

01:54:18.000 Like Whitney Houston in that movie with Kevin Costner. 0.81

01:54:22.000 The bodyguard.

01:54:22.000 I'm with the bodyguard right now, dude.

01:54:26.000 There's no time for kissing.

01:54:28.000 We got Jay talking about Taylor Swift.

01:54:32.000 How's it going, Gavin and Ryan?

01:54:34.000 Hello.

01:54:34.000 Hey, man.

01:54:37.000 So my thing about Taylor Swift is, are you guys aware that her dad is like a very prominent employee for Bank of America?

01:54:48.000 So she's shitting on, you know, white guys and how terrible they are.

01:54:52.000 But she's basically shitting on her dad.

01:54:55.000 Yeah, isn't it funny how it always comes back to daddy issues?

01:55:00.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

01:55:02.000 It's nuts.

01:55:03.000 And they act like she's like this nobody out of nowhere, you know, who went around to record studios and became this great country star, but it's all bullshit.

01:55:12.000 Right.

01:55:12.000 I didn't know that.

01:55:13.000 I mean, you got to admit, she's a really good songwriter.

01:55:16.000 It's not my cup of tea as far as music goes, but, you know, she's made a lot of fucking money making a lot of fucking hits. 1.00

01:55:25.000 Yeah, she certainly has.

01:55:26.000 And my second quick thing, I think somebody out there, you know, in internet land who's far smarter than me, needs to troll the left.

01:55:35.000 You know, we're tearing down all these monuments everywhere.

01:55:38.000 And why aren't we renaming Robert C. Bird Highway, the Democrat KKK Klansman, you know, who Hillary says, hey, this is my mentor and goes to his funeral.

01:55:49.000 So we need to troll them and get, you know, the highway in West Virginia renamed and the NASA Observatory, you know, renamed.

01:55:55.000 And how about Albert Pike, you know, in D.C., who helped modernize the Ku Klux Klan?

01:56:00.000 Why is his statue still standing?

01:56:02.000 We need to troll these people, these idiots, to tear down their own people.

01:56:06.000 No, we did that.

01:56:06.000 There was a whole campaign to get Robert C. Byrd off of government buildings.

01:56:12.000 I can't remember who was behind that, but we pushed it on TGMS.

01:56:16.000 Do you remember, William?

01:56:20.000 Yeah, that's been a thing.

01:56:23.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

01:56:24.000 It's so funny how, you know, it's so controlled and so top-down.

01:56:28.000 I mean, I had this in my head for forever, and I've never even heard of it.

01:56:32.000 So it just shows you how top-down everything is.

01:56:35.000 But that's all I have.

01:56:36.000 I don't want to take up all your guys' time.

01:56:38.000 Love the show.

01:56:39.000 And I got to say, it's pretty, pretty, pretty good.

01:56:42.000 Thank you, sir.

01:56:43.000 Pretty, pretty, pretty good.

01:56:46.000 Okay.

01:56:47.000 Howard Stern takes, what's his name, Frank, from the Gary, what's it called show with that, hey now.

01:56:55.000 Gary Shandling.

01:56:56.000 And then I take Larry Davids.

01:56:58.000 I'm done my drawing.

01:57:00.000 Wow.

01:57:00.000 It's a can of Bud Weiser.

01:57:03.000 Isn't it beautiful?

01:57:04.000 It's pretty good.

01:57:06.000 No, it's terrible.

01:57:08.000 Oh, it's terrible.

01:57:09.000 But its terribleness is kind of amusing.

01:57:11.000 Yeah.

01:57:12.000 It's really fucking hard.

01:57:13.000 Try it, okay?

01:57:14.000 Just try it.

01:57:15.000 You jerks.

01:57:16.000 You could do the back of it.

01:57:18.000 Fucking red in a barcode.

01:57:21.000 The back of it can.

01:57:22.000 All right.

01:57:23.000 We got Andrea.

01:57:25.000 Unmuting.

01:57:27.000 Andrea.

01:57:28.000 Andrea.

01:57:30.000 Hello?

01:57:31.000 Andrea, Andrea, or Andrea?

01:57:34.000 Can you hear me?

01:57:36.000 Yes.

01:57:36.000 Hello?

01:57:36.000 What's your name?

01:57:37.000 Hi.

01:57:38.000 Hi, Gavin.

01:57:39.000 Hi, Ryan.

01:57:40.000 Hello.

01:57:41.000 Andrea.

01:57:43.000 How do we pronounce your name?

01:57:45.000 Andrea.

01:57:46.000 Okay.

01:57:48.000 Yeah.

01:57:49.000 So I'll get to it.

01:57:51.000 I've been working as a funeral director apprentice for the past eight months or so.

01:57:57.000 And I know firsthand the COVID numbers are all the death certificates get none of the paperwork that's supposed to come with it, like if they're tested or not, they never get it.

01:58:09.000 My boss, I know, he has a funeral director friend who's whose dad was in a VA hospital, and he was tested basically every day, every other day.

01:58:22.000 He gets tested on a Friday night.

01:58:24.000 He just keeps negative.

01:58:26.000 He dies on a Saturday.

01:58:27.000 The death certificate reads COVID.

01:58:30.000 Wow.

01:58:31.000 And yeah.

01:58:33.000 And then I was working with a family who, I know from just working with them that the guy had diabetes.

01:58:40.000 I saw from his feet, honestly, that he had diabetes.

01:58:43.000 But anyway, it wasn't listed as a comorbidity on his death certificate like it should have been.

01:58:51.000 So now that just will go into the record books as just a pure COVID death and nothing else.

01:58:56.000 You know, every time I hear a revelation like this, I like to ask the person, so I think the deaths are listed as 130.

01:59:02.000 what is your gut saying actually is uh...

01:59:11.000 You know, I would say all the nursing home deaths are probably real.

01:59:16.000 So I would, what is it, like 43% are nursing home deaths across the country.

01:59:21.000 So 50-ish, 50-ish, so not even a very bad flu season.

01:59:30.000 I mean, our worst flu season, I think, was 100.

01:59:32.000 60 is a really bad one.

01:59:34.000 50 is like a pretty bad one.

01:59:38.000 Right, right.

01:59:39.000 And I haven't, and honestly, I haven't seen, I've just gone through winter, I haven't seen an influenza death.

01:59:47.000 Haven't seen one.

01:59:49.000 You haven't what?

01:59:51.000 I haven't seen An influenza death this past winter.

01:59:56.000 Oh, yeah, that's another point someone else brought up.

01:59:58.000 I think that was last week.

02:00:00.000 They go, Where's the other flu statistics?

02:00:03.000 Why is there only one quote-unquote flu this year?

02:00:08.000 So that alone is evidence that they're bottlenecking all other flus into COVID.

02:00:16.000 Yeah, I mean, they're putting like suspected COVID on there and everything.

02:00:22.000 The other thing people aren't talking about, like I know, you know, the push to make Trump look bad and like the extra money you get for COVID patients and ventilated patients, but also doctors are just notoriously bad at paperwork.

02:00:33.000 I get job certificates all the time that are just filed wrong.

02:00:36.000 And I can't file them without, I can't put anything that the doctor doesn't put.

02:00:40.000 So if the doctor says this 90-year-old woman may not have been pregnant in the past night or was pregnant in the past year, I have to put that. 0.84

02:00:48.000 And then the state has to deal with it.

02:00:50.000 It's so stupid.

02:00:53.000 All right.

02:00:53.000 Well, thanks for calling.

02:00:54.000 It's always good to hear from someone who's actually there and not some cunted CNN telling us how the world works.

02:01:01.000 I think we have room for a couple more.

02:01:04.000 Okay.

02:01:08.000 Let's make them real short. 0.94

02:01:10.000 Yo, punk rock.

02:01:11.000 What's up?

02:01:12.000 Hey, man.

02:01:13.000 Yeah, actually, I was going to talk about punk rock, but I've been on hold for like an hour, so I changed my mind.

02:01:19.000 I'm talking about something else now.

02:01:22.000 Wait, are you saying something?

02:01:23.000 I can't hear you.

02:01:24.000 No.

02:01:24.000 The video and the audio are out of sync.

02:01:27.000 That's by the way.

02:01:29.000 So, yeah, this is Circumcision Steve.

02:01:31.000 Remember me?

02:01:32.000 I've called him a bunch of times.

02:01:34.000 I just wanted to call out that Circumcision again.

02:01:37.000 Dude, it's fucking brutal, dude.

02:01:39.000 It's like it's fucking Orwellian, dude.

02:01:42.000 Orwell, George Orwell, if he knew what was going on to like fucking babies, dude.

02:01:47.000 Like, he'd get the chills.

02:01:49.000 And he'd say, holy shit, that's fucking dark, dude.

02:01:51.000 Like, it's 100%.

02:01:52.000 I will say, though, as a Foreskin owner myself and a creator of two other Foreskins, they're not perfect.

02:01:59.000 Like, you better, if you have a big date that night, you better have watched it within the past six hours.

02:02:07.000 Which might be true of cunts, too. 0.99

02:02:08.000 I don't know.

02:02:10.000 And I had a tear when I was a young man.

02:02:12.000 The doctors told me I had to cut it off.

02:02:14.000 I said, fuck you, and refused to do it.

02:02:16.000 And I fixed it myself.

02:02:18.000 And that's a big problem with our medicine, too, because it was a Muslim doctor, actually. 1.00

02:02:22.000 And he's like, why do you have that in the first place?

02:02:24.000 Let's get rid of it.

02:02:25.000 Nope.

02:02:25.000 It has to go.

02:02:26.000 It has to go.

02:02:26.000 And I said, no.

02:02:28.000 Which was the anal Chinook song Foreskin. 1.00

02:02:30.000 You'd be in jail.

02:02:32.000 So there are a few problems with it, but you tell your kids to pull back the foreskin and all that when they wash, and you make sure you keep it clean.

02:02:40.000 And the sex is way better.

02:02:43.000 Maybe that's why Ryan's gay. 0.94

02:02:45.000 It's because when I have sex with a woman, it feels better than when he does.

02:02:49.000 So he thinks, oh, I must be gay.

02:02:50.000 Who knows how many guys have wandered into the fag zone just because they couldn't feel their dinks. 0.99

02:02:55.000 And they step on my bear trap and I just pin them down.

02:02:58.000 And here's one more thing I'd say.

02:03:00.000 I will admit it does look a little funny, but dicks are not known for their beauty. 0.98

02:03:06.000 But when you're a young man, if you're ever in a situation where a woman sees your penis, it's erect.

02:03:13.000 They don't see your dick just like wandering around making a sandwich.

02:03:17.000 So if you're nude in front of a lady until you're like 25, you have a raging heart on.

02:03:21.000 If you have a boner, the foreskin recedes, they can't tell the difference.

02:03:25.000 It looks exactly the same.

02:03:28.000 So anyway, don't circumcise.

02:03:30.000 Keep your dick clean. 0.52

02:03:31.000 What?

02:03:34.000 They're being tortured, dude.

02:03:35.000 Like, have you seen a fucking video?

02:03:37.000 That's fucking torture.

02:03:38.000 Like, it's so brutal.

02:03:40.000 They scream more than Alex Jones.

02:03:42.000 Thanks for calling.

02:03:42.000 Thanks for waiting on hold for so long.

02:03:44.000 Who's next?

02:03:46.000 Auto screen failed.

02:03:48.000 832.

02:03:50.000 You're on.

02:03:52.000 What's up, 832?

02:03:58.000 Thanks for calling.

02:04:00.000 Sorry.

02:04:02.000 Who's next?

02:04:02.000 Zap Roused, our LA Police Chief.

02:04:05.000 Zap Roused our LA Police Chief.

02:04:07.000 How are you, sir?

02:04:09.000 Hey, what does a guy got to do to get an invite up to the fag zone? 0.99

02:04:14.000 Be a fag. 1.00

02:04:16.000 Wear leather pants, meet Ryan, be discreet.

02:04:19.000 Don't be a blabber mouth.

02:04:21.000 There's no fag zones. 0.99

02:04:23.000 Sorry, dude.

02:04:24.000 Okay, just assuming I meant a little Asian men.

02:04:27.000 So you know that clip where John Oliver shows that guy yelling at the LA police chief?

02:04:34.000 No.

02:04:37.000 You showed it on the show.

02:04:38.000 It's the video where John Oliver's talking about police, and there's like this lispy guy.

02:04:42.000 He's yelling at Michael Moore, the police chief of Los Angeles.

02:04:47.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:04:49.000 And John Oliver is creaming his jeans, and he's calling him a piece of shit cocksucker and all that kind of stuff.

02:04:55.000 Yeah.

02:04:57.000 Yeah, well, he's even a bigger pussy in real life. 0.60

02:05:00.000 He rehearsed it for five hours, a little 30-second thing where he was going to tell Oscar police chief.

02:05:07.000 He does like all these interviews and stuff where he's like, yeah, I'm kind of a total badass for it, you know?

02:05:12.000 That's amazing.

02:05:14.000 It's so okay.

02:05:18.000 And plus, it was a call.

02:05:20.000 You could have just had it scripted.

02:05:24.000 I'm sorry, what?

02:05:25.000 It was a call.

02:05:26.000 He could have just had it scripted.

02:05:28.000 You don't have to memorize it.

02:05:30.000 Yeah, just like you could just record it on a thing and play it back.

02:05:34.000 You could just do that.

02:05:35.000 Five hours, you couldn't have picked up a shift or something.

02:05:37.000 So he was in person when he did it, though?

02:05:41.000 He did it.

02:05:42.000 He called in.

02:05:44.000 Right.

02:05:44.000 So on a call, you could be looking at your script saying, you're a shitty captain of police, you fuckstick.

02:05:52.000 Yeah, I could be doing that right now.

02:05:54.000 I could just be reading off a script.

02:05:55.000 Not even that.

02:05:56.000 I'm actually talking to you.

02:05:57.000 I'm not like just saying one thing without.

02:05:59.000 What's his name?

02:06:00.000 What's this guy's name?

02:06:03.000 I just had it.

02:06:04.000 Hang on, give me a sec.

02:06:05.000 It's like Jeremy Frisch or something.

02:06:07.000 But GQ does an article about him.

02:06:09.000 And then he goes on Reddit and says, yep, I'm the guy that said that.

02:06:12.000 And like everything he writes is he like, he talks like he's a real badass.

02:06:18.000 What a dork.

02:06:19.000 All right.

02:06:19.000 Well, thanks for calling, buddy.

02:06:21.000 Next call.

02:06:23.000 We're in overtime.

02:06:25.000 Are we still doing final video, too?

02:06:27.000 Yeah.

02:06:27.000 Okay.

02:06:28.000 How blowing, someone says.

02:06:31.000 Oh, this is your area of expertise, right?

02:06:34.000 Blowing.

02:06:34.000 I don't agree with that at all.

02:06:38.000 How's it going?

02:06:42.000 So I was talking about Nick Cannon.

02:06:45.000 Just bullshit he spews.

02:06:49.000 Calling white people animals and savages.

02:06:54.000 So I sent Ryan a video on Nailbage.

02:07:01.000 Okay.

02:07:02.000 What is the email?

02:07:03.000 What's your point?

02:07:03.000 We don't care about the video.

02:07:04.000 What's up?

02:07:07.000 Uh-oh.

02:07:09.000 Did we lose everyone?

02:07:11.000 You guys there?

02:07:12.000 Are you there?

02:07:15.000 All right, that's probably a good sign.

02:07:16.000 I was getting sick of this.

02:07:17.000 I got the video if you.

02:07:19.000 All right, let's check out the video.

02:07:22.000 Refuses. 0.96

02:07:23.000 They'll stimulate its sexual organs. 0.99

02:07:25.000 Oh, yeah, since there is.

02:07:26.000 Oh, boy.

02:07:28.000 Stimulate the sexual organs.

02:07:30.000 Get them to pee and make their hair orange.

02:07:31.000 That was grody.

02:07:32.000 But yeah, we're uncivilized.

02:07:34.000 I got a shirt in, by the way.

02:07:35.000 Oh, you got a shirt in already.

02:07:36.000 That looks good.

02:07:38.000 I told my wife about it, and she goes, can you not, please?

02:07:41.000 No.

02:07:43.000 And to that, I said, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

02:07:50.000 messaging like I shift up the hip in a western movie Everyone who comes into your life is a blessing or a schooling Fall in love with the girl who makes you love the guy that Under a little blim of weed just learning the ropes of it Come to see the film please but don't tell Turn off the phone in it.

02:08:14.000 When you felt like rejoice, when you felt like rejoice, falling down is an accident.

02:08:21.000 Stay down is a choice.

02:08:24.000 When we go through, we'll be dead.

02:08:26.000 But discomposing their debts.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 16, 2020

GOML LIVE #56 - GENERATION BRAT

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