Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 30, 2020


GOML LIVE #58 - LIVE STREAM FAIL (Part 1)

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Big Nate audiobook Johnny Appleseed CBD
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Clark Kent Johnny Apple CBD Franklin D. Roosevelt State Park Larry Charles Bronson Manny Pacquiao Nate Wright Vince Neal Cameo Heshy Margaret Thatcher Molly Jong Fast Sebastian Maniscalco Renovated Bathhouse Barbara Corcoran Nature Preserve Nelson Mandela Censored Claus Devin Kimmins Ralph Lauren and 27 more
S02E192 - HOW TO RAISE A KID PART 1： TEN PARENTING BASICS [2020-07-28 - S02E192 - HOW TO RAISE A KID PART 1： TEN PARENTING BASICS] S02E194 - SUMMER MAILBAG CATCH UP - PART ONE [2020-08-03 - S02E194 - SUMMER MAILBAG CATCH UP - PART ONE]

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This week on Get Off My Lawn with Devin Kimmins, we talk about the best and worst things about being a parent, and the things we do to keep our kids entertained in the meantime. We also talk about our favorite kid-friendly music, and what we do with our kids when we don't have them. We also discuss the new movie, Re-Awakening, starring Will Smith, directed by Rob Reel Blades, and how it's coming to theaters on November 16th, 2020. Get off my lawn with Devin! Get On My Lawn is a production of Gimlet Media and produced by Riley Bray. Our theme song is Come Alone by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotuspool Records. Our ad music is by Build Buildings. This episode was edited by Annie-Rose Strasser and mixed by Alex Blumberg. It was mixed by Matthew Boll and Matthew Boll. Special thanks to Rachel Ward. Thanks to our sponsor, R-E-A-LINGER. We are a proud sponsor of the show, R/AEWEL! and our sponsor is R/DEY! Thank you to our patron, Reel Aesthetic! for sponsoring the show. and we hope you enjoy the show and enjoy the music on this episode! We'll see you next week with a new episode of the podcast, Reel With Reel It's Aesthetic, featuring the band, Reakened! by Reel featuring our new music and our new logo by Reakena! Check us out on VaynerBoyin and the movie Reel On The Ground, made by R/Awakening. . Thanks Reel Off The Lawn with Reel on Reel. - Reel's Reel, Reeled In! - This episode brought to you by R-Azz and Reeled in by Reedel, the Reel: The Movie, Reakening, and Reel To You, the Movie by Reeling It's a Podcast by Reeled On the Ground and Reeling In. Reaken On the Field, and The Reel Things. , and the Reaken Out on the Grounded, and Thank You For It's All About It! , we'll See You, Reeling On It, and We'll See Us On The Life And We'll Talk About It, We'll Get It Out.

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00:00:09.000 Life is ultimately meaningless.
00:00:11.000 Uh, uh, but I'll get out of the house!
00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Devin Kimmins!
00:00:19.000 But I, I, I'll head to class, trying my best on every test I pass.
00:00:23.000 And my grades are screaming in my face.
00:00:26.000 Hey! 0.99
00:00:26.000 98% of what you learn is a waste. 0.99
00:00:28.000 I get to hang out with all my friends.
00:00:31.000 Yeah!
00:00:31.000 My friends are the friendliest friends.
00:00:33.000 Can't think of a better way to spend my time.
00:00:41.000 One of the cool things about having kids is they turn you on to hot new jams.
00:00:45.000 And that was Odd Ones Out, paired with another YouTuber, Boyinaband.
00:00:53.000 Do these people know that they're for kids?
00:01:01.000 Um, they have to.
00:01:02.000 They know their demo.
00:01:03.000 Yeah.
00:01:03.000 Do they know their demo as kids?
00:01:05.000 If they have a hundred million views, I think they have to be paying attention.
00:01:08.000 Is that a hundred million views?
00:01:09.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:01:10.000 Holy shit! 1.00
00:01:11.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:01:13.000 Wow.
00:01:14.000 If you want to make money, go for kids. 0.99
00:01:19.000 FGTV is my boy's, he's seven, his other favorite one, and they are fucking, they make like 40 million dollars a year. 0.98
00:01:27.000 I could not do it. 0.98
00:01:29.000 I could not do it.
00:01:30.000 I don't care how many billions are involved.
00:01:32.000 I just couldn't.
00:01:33.000 And I'm not disrespecting them.
00:01:35.000 Tenacious.
00:01:35.000 You made some money.
00:01:36.000 Congratulations.
00:01:38.000 But, like, being clean and kid-friendly.
00:01:42.000 I listen to Kids Place Live in the car if I'm feeling generous with the kids.
00:01:47.000 And there's all these songs.
00:01:48.000 Like, people have written songs.
00:01:50.000 They go things like, you gotta be patient.
00:01:54.000 Yeah.
00:01:54.000 You gotta understand that your mom's kind of busy.
00:01:58.000 Oh, can you imagine just sitting there?
00:02:04.000 Like it's worse than at least Sesame Street was like the letter B, but now it's like, Hey, you gotta be patient buddy.
00:02:13.000 Or this other either reads these books, these audio books, doesn't read these books, but it's like, uh, Nate,
00:02:21.000 There's Captain Underpants, but there's Big Nate.
00:02:27.000 And the writer, you can hear him. 0.99
00:02:30.000 You can tell he's a super lefty fucking lib. 0.96
00:02:36.000 And when he narrates these books, they go, and then I wanted to hear what the principal had to say, but he wasn't listening to me anytime soon. 0.98
00:02:47.000 This is the worst summer ever.
00:02:53.000 See if you can find any of that narration.
00:02:55.000 I'm getting the heebie-jeebies.
00:02:58.000 And it's great for a little kid, and I'm glad that Big Nate exists, because all my... Both my boys went through a Big Nate phase, but... Holy crap, I can't imagine... Well, don't sign up for the audiobook, there's gotta be something on YouTube.
00:03:10.000 What were you gonna do?
00:03:12.000 Like, play a sample.
00:03:14.000 Like, play a sample or something.
00:03:15.000 Play a sample.
00:03:17.000 Can you imagine making kid content?
00:03:21.000 I can't imagine a... I'd rather like go undercover in a biker gang and risk my life every day. 0.99
00:03:28.000 You know what's awesome?
00:03:30.000 Social studies!
00:03:32.000 Let's go guys!
00:03:33.000 We don't want to keep Mrs. Godfrey waiting! 0.94
00:03:35.000 Yep, you heard me.
00:03:38.000 Social studies is officially the highlight of my day.
00:03:41.000 I like it better than English, and science, and math.
00:03:45.000 I even like it better than art, which is really saying something, since I happen to be Nate Wright, artistic genius.
00:03:55.000 You're probably thinking... Yeah, I could see how kids would enjoy that.
00:03:57.000 So when that's, he has that on in the kitchen in the morning, I just like, I'll have my, uh...
00:04:01.000 My croissant on the couch, thanks.
00:04:04.000 I just can't do it.
00:04:06.000 And sometimes we would draw together and I have to put in headphones.
00:04:09.000 Cause I can't!
00:04:10.000 I came across one of the type of cringe like in the wild while watching Jeopardy the other day and it was like this girl who was like, she's like, so I understand you jumped into a lake.
00:04:20.000 And she's like, I did.
00:04:21.000 And it was so cold that I'm just getting the feeling back in my leg.
00:04:25.000 And everybody's like, it was like old sitcom corny.
00:04:28.000 Yeah, chicks do that a lot. 1.00
00:04:30.000 My wife does that, that fake laugh when we're with strangers and it's like, oh sorry, I didn't know they were over there. 1.00
00:04:37.000 And I just want to go, stop laughing.
00:04:40.000 Why are you laughing?
00:04:44.000 I am completely lost.
00:04:47.000 No, you're completely lost.
00:04:52.000 You don't have to giggle.
00:04:54.000 But before we start the show,
00:04:56.000 We want to talk about Blade's movie, made by ReelAwakening.com, R-E-E-L.
00:05:03.000 This episode was brought to you by Blades, the movie from ReelAwakening.com.
00:05:06.000 I believe it's completely free on YouTube now.
00:05:09.000 Check out the comedy Blades at ReelAwakening.com.
00:05:13.000 These guys support Censored.TV, so we're supporting them.
00:05:15.000 ReelAwakening.com, check out the movie Blades.
00:05:18.000 And we'd like to wish happy birthday to Charles.
00:05:21.000 From Blades.
00:05:22.000 I'm not sure which one he is.
00:05:23.000 I believe he's the protagonist.
00:05:25.000 Let's say that's him there.
00:05:26.000 Happy birthday, dude.
00:05:28.000 God bless America.
00:05:31.000 You know, I just got back from a baseball game.
00:05:33.000 I had kind of a super dad day.
00:05:37.000 You wanna hear about my day?
00:05:38.000 Heck yeah! 0.96
00:05:39.000 I was very black and Hispanic.
00:05:42.000 I'm known as the only racist in my all-white neighborhood, and none of these people have ever met a black person or a brown person, nor do they know how to talk to them. 0.99
00:05:51.000 They shit their pants if any of them show up. 0.98
00:05:54.000 Some black people in the neighboring town started to walk their dogs in our little park, and the whole town had a nervous breakdown, and now there's a fence with giant chains. 1.00
00:06:04.000 And it closes at noon, because blacks went near them. 1.00
00:06:08.000 But they hate racists. 1.00
00:06:10.000 The only thing they hate more than racists is blacks. 1.00
00:06:14.000 They like the concept. 1.00
00:06:16.000 Like I thought, back when the shit was really hitting the fan, this woman jogged by me, and she saw me and my driver, and she goes, 1.00
00:06:23.000 And blow snot out of her nose onto my driveway. 1.00
00:06:25.000 This is a woman whose home is probably worth two million bucks. 1.00
00:06:28.000 Her husband makes, you know, two million a year. 0.99
00:06:32.000 She doesn't do fuck all. 1.00
00:06:33.000 Her only job is to stay thin. 1.00
00:06:35.000 There's an au pair, a nanny, a maid.
00:06:38.000 Probably live in.
00:06:40.000 So she doesn't do anything but just stay thin so she doesn't get dumped. 1.00
00:06:43.000 And she chose a neighborhood that's all white, the whitest place I've ever lived. 1.00
00:06:47.000 And the schools are not, it's easier just to count the black kids. 0.99
00:06:51.000 In each school, there's probably like three black kids. 0.99
00:06:54.000 I'm not fucking exaggerating. 0.98
00:06:58.000 Like K to sixth grade, I think? 0.99
00:07:03.000 Four black kids in the entire school. 1.00
00:07:06.000 And if you increase that number, the snot blowers would have a fucking heart attack. 1.00
00:07:10.000 But yet they're the most dogmatic about racial equality. 0.99
00:07:15.000 And it's something... I'm not bragging.
00:07:17.000 I ain't bragging.
00:07:18.000 But it's something that's not really in my mind.
00:07:23.000 Like, say you are a racist, right? 0.99
00:07:25.000 And you hate blacks. 1.00
00:07:26.000 What are you gonna do? 1.00
00:07:28.000 Send them back?
00:07:29.000 It's just an opinion.
00:07:31.000 Like, I don't care how you feel about a race. 1.00
00:07:34.000 Why don't blow snot at fucking anti-semites, white supremacists, black supremacists? 1.00
00:07:39.000 I don't give a shit what people feel. 1.00
00:07:41.000 I fucking hate jazz. 1.00
00:07:44.000 I despise musicals. 1.00
00:07:47.000 Flip-flops make me... give me a panic attack. 1.00
00:07:50.000 When I see kids walking around with shower shoes and fucking ankle socks, I want to chop their legs off. 1.00
00:07:57.000 When I see kids swimming with underwear on underneath their bathing suit, what the fuck? 1.00
00:08:02.000 It's, I find it infuriating. 0.99
00:08:05.000 But I don't put signs on their lawn.
00:08:06.000 I don't blow snot at them.
00:08:08.000 It's none of my business, really.
00:08:10.000 I don't want my, my kids, my sons will never wear Birkenstocks.
00:08:13.000 I promise you that.
00:08:14.000 That's a fact, Jack.
00:08:17.000 Although they have... I have conceded to let them wear slides to the pool.
00:08:21.000 We went to a great pool today.
00:08:23.000 So let me tell you about my day.
00:08:25.000 Woke up very early because I was drunk the night before.
00:08:30.000 Had a bit of an argument with my boy, my eldest boy.
00:08:34.000 My wife had the tenacity and the lovingness to get a little pack of cards. 1.00
00:08:39.000 It's like a family game.
00:08:40.000 I'll find out what it's called.
00:08:42.000 And she, there's questions that you ask the fam.
00:08:45.000 Like, if you could have three wishes, what would they be?
00:08:47.000 It's a silly little thing to get everyone in the family talking when she pulled it out after dinner.
00:08:52.000 And so his first thing he goes is, uh, I don't know much about baseball and he knows everything about baseball.
00:08:58.000 So I'll ask him a question like, Hey, if it bounces right in front of the plate, but then goes over the line, is that a foul?
00:09:03.000 And he'll just go. 0.98
00:09:07.000 And it's fucking annoying. 0.99
00:09:10.000 Mikey! 0.98
00:09:13.000 So the first wish he has is that he wished my dad knew something about baseball so then I could, you know, learn more from him and I could be in the MLB.
00:09:21.000 And if you knew the background of how many times I said, stop doing the smile or we're leaving this park now, like Citi Field watching a game.
00:09:30.000 I'm getting really pissed off.
00:09:33.000 And then, and I'm just like, I'm getting madder and madder.
00:09:37.000 And then the next time the questions go around and he goes, what would your wish be?
00:09:42.000 And you go, I wish we would never do family night ever again.
00:09:45.000 I was like, all right, that's it.
00:09:45.000 I took my plate and I went over to the sink and just smashed it in the sink.
00:09:48.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:09:49.000 And went out the back door. 1.00
00:09:50.000 Damn. 0.99
00:09:52.000 So today I thought, let's take it down a notch. 0.99
00:09:58.000 I wasn't wasted when I did that, by the way.
00:10:00.000 But I went out to the bars after that.
00:10:02.000 So I woke up.
00:10:03.000 Oh, time to brag.
00:10:07.000 Guess who didn't wet themselves last night?
00:10:10.000 Was that you?
00:10:13.000 Mr. Cool.
00:10:15.000 Mr. Shit-together McGee. 0.99
00:10:17.000 That rules. 1.00
00:10:17.000 I started pissing my pants and woke the fuck up. 1.00
00:10:21.000 Wow. 0.98
00:10:25.000 You wanna talk about woke?
00:10:27.000 I'm woke.
00:10:30.000 And a little wet.
00:10:31.000 A little damp.
00:10:33.000 Well yes.
00:10:34.000 One pocket got wet and I woke up
00:10:38.000 Made it to my salon.
00:10:40.000 Pulled down my pants.
00:10:41.000 I noticed I had many drops down my leg.
00:10:43.000 My pocket had been a little moistened.
00:10:46.000 A lot moistened, okay.
00:10:47.000 But just the pocket.
00:10:48.000 Nothing else.
00:10:49.000 Dry jeans.
00:10:51.000 And I, if I had any doubts, I saw my wife lying down on that couch the next morning, reading the newspaper.
00:10:59.000 So, you can laugh.
00:11:01.000 Milo, you can put your plastic on the couch when I sit down, but I don't do that anymore.
00:11:06.000 I haven't wet the bed in at least a week.
00:11:09.000 I'm proud.
00:11:10.000 And last night I did not.
00:11:11.000 I peed a part of one pant.
00:11:15.000 Take the clock down. 0.94
00:11:16.000 It's bothering the shit out of me. 0.70
00:11:17.000 I'll deal with the change.
00:11:19.000 We've got batteries right there.
00:11:23.000 This helps me know when to read ads, folks.
00:11:26.000 It's very important.
00:11:26.000 And that is not the correct time.
00:11:29.000 Don't worry, this show is live.
00:11:31.000 Oh, it's only one battery.
00:11:32.000 Maybe if it had more batteries, this wouldn't be an issue.
00:11:35.000 And by the way, clock manufacturers, this is not a Sony Walkman.
00:11:40.000 It's not the 80s.
00:11:41.000 So the second that this isn't going to be accurate, it should just stop.
00:11:46.000 Like, sort of the time is not really working for us as people who need to know what time it is.
00:11:52.000 What time is it?
00:11:55.000 Reminds me of the Canadian rap band, the Dream Warriors.
00:11:58.000 Wake up in the mornin'.
00:11:59.000 Do you remember them?
00:12:02.000 That sounds a little familiar.
00:12:03.000 Wake up in the mornin'.
00:12:05.000 Don't wash your face in my sink, sink, sink. 1.00
00:12:08.000 They use the song from Jeopardy.
00:12:11.000 Don't wash your face in my sink. 0.99
00:12:13.000 Yeah.
00:12:14.000 It's one of the few Canadian things that made it across the border.
00:12:20.000 So.
00:12:30.000 Nelson Mandela and Margaret Thatcher.
00:12:32.000 Wait, this isn't the right video.
00:12:42.000 Oh, yes it was.
00:12:44.000 I'm sorry.
00:12:45.000 There's two different... That one there in jail.
00:12:48.000 Okay, but jump in the middle. 0.94
00:13:00.000 Alright.
00:13:03.000 Can you hang that up, please?
00:13:10.000 That's not the correct video, but whatever.
00:13:12.000 He's got a big stick in the video. 0.99
00:13:14.000 Um, so that, let's... Let's take it down on the fuckin' Nazi dad. 0.99
00:13:19.000 It'd be a nice dad today. 0.99
00:13:20.000 I gotta reestablish my relationship with my boy.
00:13:23.000 Um, so, I drove them out, all the kids, to...
00:13:29.000 FDR.
00:13:30.000 Nature Preserve.
00:13:32.000 And there is a pool there that is the biggest pool I've ever been in in my life.
00:13:38.000 It would take you probably four minutes.
00:13:41.000 To swim from one end to the other.
00:13:42.000 I think I've been there.
00:13:43.000 And that's good swimming.
00:13:45.000 Yeah.
00:13:45.000 Dude, it was first of all.
00:13:47.000 Oh, yeah.
00:13:47.000 First, I went to the gym, though.
00:13:48.000 So I got up at seven.
00:13:49.000 I had the horrors, as they say.
00:13:51.000 And when you're a drinker, you wake up usually like five and you have about an hour and a half of hell where it's just living nightmares and you can't sleep and you feel awake.
00:14:00.000 Then if you waited out, you'll go back to sleep for an hour.
00:14:02.000 But if it's seven, you might as well get up.
00:14:04.000 So you have crippling nightmares, shocking fear.
00:14:07.000 Everyone's dead.
00:14:08.000 Your children are in peril.
00:14:10.000 And then you wake up.
00:14:11.000 And, uh... Oh, that's an old... They removed the slide and the diving boards.
00:14:17.000 I hate that.
00:14:18.000 It's so symbolic to me.
00:14:20.000 It just seems like... And the bars are still there.
00:14:23.000 There's just no boing part.
00:14:25.000 I hate that.
00:14:28.000 And that's 11 feet deep there.
00:14:30.000 Wow.
00:14:30.000 That's honestly a sliver of the pool.
00:14:34.000 Like, I hope they show the whole thing.
00:14:37.000 Anyway, so I go boxing, right?
00:14:39.000 And Larry's there.
00:14:40.000 Oh my god.
00:14:40.000 Yeah, that is huge.
00:14:41.000 I had a good Larry line.
00:14:42.000 I said, uh, he's like, what you gonna do?
00:14:46.000 Cupcake?
00:14:47.000 And I said, look around.
00:14:49.000 Look around, Larry.
00:14:50.000 You see what those are?
00:14:51.000 What do you see?
00:14:52.000 You see punching bags, right?
00:14:53.000 That's what I see when I look at you.
00:14:56.000 Not bad. 1.00
00:14:57.000 He goes, you talk shit with the best of them! 1.00
00:15:01.000 I'm bragging that a black man likes my jokes. 1.00
00:15:06.000 But that's like all blacks and Hispanics, and Italians who grew up in the Bronx, so they're basically Hispanic. 0.82
00:15:13.000 Like Tommy Bags goes, hey Gavin, how about this heat, huh?
00:15:17.000 And the humidity! 0.98
00:15:19.000 It's fucking brutal, right? 0.99
00:15:21.000 And I go, yeah, imagine you were white, Tommy. 1.00
00:15:23.000 It's way worse for us.
00:15:26.000 I think that genuinely hurt him.
00:15:28.000 Italians do not like that.
00:15:29.000 They don't like that joke.
00:15:30.000 No.
00:15:30.000 Because they weren't white, like I guess three generations ago, they weren't white in the fifties.
00:15:36.000 Like the Irish. 1.00
00:15:38.000 Catholics have been persona non grata until very recently. 1.00
00:15:43.000 Um, 0.94
00:15:45.000 So that's a very Hispanic morning, black and Hispanic.
00:15:48.000 And then we go to that pool that is, I think there was three white people there out of maybe 200.
00:15:53.000 Wait, show more pictures of it.
00:15:56.000 People don't get a grasp of the size. 1.00
00:16:00.000 It's fucking mental. 0.99
00:16:05.000 That sort of gives you an idea. 1.00
00:16:07.000 Oh, that, that, that one gives you a better idea.
00:16:09.000 Yeah.
00:16:10.000 Wait, is that it?
00:16:11.000 No, that's not it.
00:16:12.000 Oh, that's a story?
00:16:12.000 Let's see here.
00:16:15.000 No.
00:16:17.000 It was like, those videos were good.
00:16:19.000 Let's go back to the vids.
00:16:20.000 Okay.
00:16:21.000 Um, so we hang out with the Rikens and I noticed like the kids, when you live in a big house, which I do not recommend, 1.00
00:16:29.000 Do not get a big house.
00:16:31.000 Two kids per room is ideal.
00:16:32.000 All your kids in one room is ideal.
00:16:35.000 Now, eventually the daughter gets so old, she gets her period and stuff, and she can't be with men. 0.75
00:16:39.000 That's too weird. 0.99
00:16:40.000 And she wants to, you know, I don't know, try on her makeup and shit. 1.00
00:16:42.000 She doesn't need boys running around. 0.99
00:16:46.000 But you should keep your kids together in the same room for as long as possible.
00:16:48.000 And when you get in a big house, one kid's there, you're in the basement.
00:16:53.000 I text my kids.
00:16:54.000 I text my wife.
00:16:56.000 Who's that at the front door?
00:16:58.000 It's easier for me to check my cameras on my phone, because I have perspectives of everywhere, than to go check what's going on up there.
00:17:06.000 Because with my phone, I can see in 30 directions at once.
00:17:11.000 What's that second video?
00:17:14.000 That one's actually, I think, Williamsburg. 0.71
00:17:17.000 Oy vey, why is this so fucking hard for you?
00:17:20.000 Show us a picture of the pool at the Franklin D. Roosevelt Nature Preserve. 0.88
00:17:26.000 Please.
00:17:28.000 Don't write FDR.
00:17:30.000 Write Franklin D. Roosevelt.
00:17:34.000 Not rocket science, dude.
00:17:38.000 I could do it in one second.
00:17:41.000 No, not from the 1800s.
00:17:44.000 You've already shown us that one.
00:17:45.000 Yep.
00:17:46.000 You're familiar with that one.
00:17:48.000 This is all diving.
00:17:49.000 It doesn't show the whole pool.
00:17:52.000 You see what I go through, guys?
00:17:55.000 Is this exhausting or what? 0.99
00:17:56.000 And then you think, well, maybe I'm being a dick. 0.69
00:17:58.000 So then you slide over to your computer and it's like, boom, picture. 0.98
00:18:02.000 Watch this.
00:18:05.000 Put in my code.
00:18:07.000 I go to the internet.
00:18:09.000 Franklin D. Roosevelt.
00:18:13.000 Cool.
00:18:14.000 You can get a good glimpse of it in this one.
00:18:15.000 Type that in.
00:18:16.000 Go to Images.
00:18:18.000 There's one, Renovated Bathhouse.
00:18:22.000 Just 40 miles from NYC, there's another one in Google Images.
00:18:26.000 There's FDR Pool 2.
00:18:31.000 Franklin D. Roosevelt State Park.
00:18:36.000 Keep going down.
00:18:37.000 Parks NYGov.
00:18:40.000 That one.
00:18:42.000 See, was that so hard?
00:18:43.000 It's a big pool.
00:18:45.000 Very big pool.
00:18:46.000 I would say 90% Puerto Rican.
00:18:48.000 There was a weird sort of bunch of Mongolians that showed up.
00:18:52.000 You know those Asians that look Slovakian? 1.00
00:18:54.000 The big wide square jaws like Charles Bronson looking dudes?
00:18:57.000 Like white looking tough Asians? 1.00
00:19:00.000 I think they're Mongolians. 1.00
00:19:01.000 Guess what these fuckers were wearing? 1.00
00:19:04.000 Their underwear. 1.00
00:19:06.000 Oof.
00:19:07.000 Like the boxer briefs.
00:19:09.000 You can't do that.
00:19:09.000 I just wanted to go up to him and touch him and go, uh, guy.
00:19:13.000 You're in your underwear.
00:19:15.000 I wish Sebastian Maniscalco was there.
00:19:18.000 What are you doing?
00:19:19.000 What are you doing?
00:19:21.000 Get out of here.
00:19:23.000 He's swimming in the pool with his briefs. 1.00
00:19:25.000 He's in his fucking underwear. 1.00
00:19:28.000 What are you doing? 1.00
00:19:31.000 Like a little kid in his boxer briefs and then his dad in like nice boxer briefs.
00:19:35.000 Ralph Lauren it says on the waistband.
00:19:38.000 I didn't think that something could annoy me more than bathing suits with underwear, but the Mongolians proved me right. 1.00
00:19:45.000 They found me something worse, and that is, I should say proved me wrong, and that is just underwear.
00:19:52.000 Just underwear.
00:19:54.000 And there was a bathroom there, by the way, that was not heavily frequented.
00:19:58.000 There was not exactly a ton of men running and lining up to use the urinals, which is disheartening.
00:20:05.000 Anyway, so that was my Hispanic morning.
00:20:07.000 Then I came back, recorded a show here for like a banked show where we go through the mailbag.
00:20:15.000 Then I signed up for Cameo!
00:20:18.000 We've been having a lot of trouble with the Justice for Liberty site.
00:20:22.000 The people who set it up are very busy.
00:20:25.000 So I'm just gonna raise money on Cameo and through the Doodle Auctions, and then send, uh, and then send that to the fund.
00:20:37.000 So the site will no longer be where you donate, it will just say what the total is and how many donors, and then I'll use all this Cameo money and all the auction money and send it there.
00:20:49.000 So I guess the number of donors will be confusing.
00:20:51.000 I'll have to manually count them.
00:20:54.000 Maybe I'll just stop, take that number down and it'll just be the total. 0.98
00:20:59.000 Anyway, I got about fucking... I signed up around 3pm today and I have maybe a hundred people paying fifty bucks. 0.95
00:21:06.000 Dang.
00:21:07.000 That's five grand.
00:21:10.000 And you know what we're gonna do for the cameo?
00:21:12.000 We're going to green screen it and make it cool.
00:21:14.000 None of this, like, I saw Ice Cube's son just on the homepage going, Yo, what's up?
00:21:19.000 Bag Money Records.
00:21:20.000 You got a new single out?
00:21:21.000 I gotta hear that, man.
00:21:22.000 I bet it's dope.
00:21:23.000 All right.
00:21:24.000 Bye.
00:21:26.000 It's so obviously a lie.
00:21:28.000 So we're gonna do it in the studio with green screens, pictures, movies behind me, music.
00:21:34.000 Gonna make it fun. 0.99
00:21:34.000 None of this half-assed shit on your phone. 0.99
00:21:38.000 I'm gonna try to make sure they're all in the studio. 0.99
00:21:40.000 So that's Cameo.com slash Gavin McInnes.
00:21:45.000 And I know people have a lot of trouble spelling my name.
00:21:48.000 It's phonetic.
00:21:49.000 M-C-I-N-N-E-S. 1.00
00:21:53.000 Um... So that's pretty white.
00:21:56.000 Although the guy in my studio is like a Rican, I guess. 0.61
00:22:00.000 And then I, uh... I put on the game.
00:22:03.000 No, then I went to my kid's game.
00:22:06.000 And we were playing a local town, New Rochelle, Hispanic kids.
00:22:13.000 So I'm watching that.
00:22:14.000 Then when I get, then I go get burritos.
00:22:15.000 That was pretty Hispanic.
00:22:17.000 Is that Joe Rogan?
00:22:18.000 No, it's Vince Neil.
00:22:20.000 It is?
00:22:21.000 It is.
00:22:22.000 Hey man, look at that.
00:22:23.000 See, I'm never doing that.
00:22:28.000 So let's, I, we might've seen this one, but let's play it again.
00:22:32.000 Hey, hey, Jake, this is Vince Nino from Olly Crew.
00:22:35.000 Hey, buddy, just want to wish you a very happy birthday on New Year's Eve.
00:22:39.000 And, uh, this is from, uh, from, from, actually it's from Jess, Veronica, and Itchy.
00:22:45.000 So have a, have a great birthday and, uh, take care, man.
00:22:49.000 We'll see you soon.
00:22:50.000 Keep rocking.
00:22:52.000 Wait, if you're not doing this for charity and it's, you're in a private jet, then why are you doing this?
00:22:59.000 You need the extra five grand, Vince?
00:23:02.000 Did he say $400?
00:23:03.000 $400!
00:23:03.000 Wow.
00:23:03.000 Have you ever seen Manny Pacquiao's?
00:23:13.000 No.
00:23:14.000 They're short.
00:23:15.000 I think we got enough time.
00:23:16.000 Excuse me.
00:23:18.000 Hi, goodbye.
00:23:19.000 Thank you for calling.
00:23:21.000 Manny Pacquiao makes, what, $20 million a fight?
00:23:24.000 Yeah, he makes a good amount of money.
00:23:27.000 Uh, he doesn't need to be on there, first of all.
00:23:30.000 Second of all, if somebody's gonna pay a thousand dollars... What are you doing?
00:23:33.000 We hope to see you fighting. 0.96
00:23:36.000 Why you let me punch you like that? 0.99
00:23:39.000 I get punched. 0.89
00:23:40.000 He doesn't seem punchy, actually. 0.97
00:23:41.000 He just seems like a weird Filipino. 1.00
00:23:43.000 Pilipino.
00:23:46.000 Thousand bucks.
00:23:48.000 Sheridan and Rachel, happy 9th anniversary, both of you.
00:23:53.000 May God bless you and thank you for all your support, all your prayers and support.
00:24:02.000 God bless you and keep hopping. 0.98
00:24:04.000 Mine is gonna be so fucking good, especially when I'm up against all these shitty lame-os. 0.99
00:24:09.000 Thousand bucks. 0.99
00:24:09.000 Like, it's so clear that you don't give a shit about the people. 0.99
00:24:13.000 That's an advertorial. 0.99
00:24:15.000 That's lame.
00:24:17.000 Try to be fun. 1.00
00:24:18.000 His mouth makes me want to eat a pussy. 1.00
00:24:21.000 Sideways. 1.00
00:24:22.000 Oh, shoot.
00:24:22.000 We forgot to read our mid-roll.
00:24:23.000 Mid-roll?
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00:25:38.000 All right.
00:25:39.000 Here's something I meant to say.
00:25:41.000 I wrote a note to myself while I was watching the game.
00:25:44.000 So this black kid on the other team, these kids are all 11, 12 years old, right?
00:25:48.000 He's running for the ball.
00:25:50.000 He runs forward and the ball bounces out of his glove.
00:25:54.000 So the runner is safe.
00:25:56.000 You didn't catch it, but he did catch it.
00:26:01.000 See he had his sunglasses on and as he dove for the ball his sunglasses bounced off his glove and From far away if you're not you see something go like that and it looks like a ball coming up, right?
00:26:13.000 Now, I don't know what his parents are like.
00:26:15.000 I didn't see them there actually but uh
00:26:19.000 I thought this is really crucial because if he had been given the talk where he's told everyone is racist, then that incident would be like, I can't catch a break cause I'm black.
00:26:29.000 I even, I caught the ball.
00:26:31.000 He was out and everyone said, no, he's not out. 0.99
00:26:34.000 Let's something about my sunglasses, some bullshit lie about my sunglasses. 1.00
00:26:38.000 It's so fucked up. 1.00
00:26:41.000 You see, 1.00
00:26:43.000 You get what I'm going?
00:26:44.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:26:45.000 And if he hadn't been taught that, he wasn't taught the talk, then he just goes, oh shit, my sunglasses fell off. 0.99
00:26:53.000 Sometimes life ain't fair. 0.99
00:26:54.000 Like when I told you I pretended I was black one day. 0.99
00:26:56.000 In your brain. 0.98
00:26:58.000 In my brain.
00:26:59.000 And I made everything like an injustice.
00:27:01.000 And I sat down next to that guy we now call C. Kiffa, the South African.
00:27:05.000 And when I sat down and I think he moved over, this is before I had met him.
00:27:09.000 As black me, I went, oh great, South African.
00:27:12.000 Probably wishes he had apartheid here. 1.00
00:27:14.000 But as white me, I realized he was hitting on that girl.
00:27:17.000 So you can, once you get into that negative mindset of everyone's out to get me, then everything is about you.
00:27:24.000 Oh, this pen doesn't work.
00:27:25.000 Great. 0.94
00:27:26.000 Probably because I'm black. 0.91
00:27:28.000 It's like antisemitism. 1.00
00:27:30.000 When you think the Jews are responsible for everything, it rains on your birthday and it was the fucking Jews. 1.00
00:27:35.000 Get out of that mindset. 1.00
00:27:38.000 Great, now I don't have a pen.
00:27:39.000 I get it.
00:27:41.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.
00:27:43.000 You're just kind of an eyebrow thing there, too.
00:27:45.000 Yeah.
00:27:46.000 With our magazine boy.
00:27:47.000 My boy's on the cover of a magazine?
00:27:53.000 So I thought that was a heavy moment.
00:27:55.000 And I kind of wish I knew if... I feel like if he went home and went, yeah, mom, I caught a kid out and they said, no, he's not out because of this, obviously.
00:28:04.000 That's fucked up. 0.99
00:28:05.000 I'm going to talk to the coach. 1.00
00:28:10.000 I am beyond angry.
00:28:13.000 And then I also went to, I got my kids some burritos, more Hispanic stuff.
00:28:18.000 Meanwhile, I'm super dad.
00:28:19.000 I've been going since 7am.
00:28:21.000 It's now 6pm and it's all Hispanics, right? 1.00
00:28:26.000 But this one white girl and she's like, what? 1.00
00:28:29.000 I go, a kid's burrito and then a normal size burrito, but the same thing in both.
00:28:33.000 Okay.
00:28:33.000 So you're getting more stuff.
00:28:36.000 I am getting one more.
00:28:53.000 They've taken their magic power, right?
00:28:55.000 And they've thrown it in the garbage.
00:28:57.000 I'm not having kids.
00:28:57.000 I'm not.
00:28:58.000 So what are you left with?
00:29:00.000 You without your magic power.
00:29:02.000 It's Clark Kent.
00:29:03.000 And I made a note to myself, can we watch some footage of Clark Kent?
00:29:07.000 Because it's women in America today. 1.00
00:29:10.000 It's women writing these terrible blog articles. 1.00
00:29:13.000 It's Molly Jong Fast, the editor-at-large at Daily Beast, and her shitty comments. 0.99
00:29:21.000 She just tweeted out recently, uh, if you're anti-Antifa, then you're anti-antifascism, so aren't you pro-fascist? 0.97
00:29:30.000 When did you first hear that?
00:29:31.000 A hundred years ago? 1.00
00:29:32.000 And she's barfing out that fucking juvenile logic? 1.00
00:29:36.000 Yeah, and if you're pro-choice, you're anti-life. 1.00
00:29:39.000 And if you eat buffalo wings, then you're not eating birds, you're eating buffaloes.
00:29:46.000 You gotta, Clark Kent, from any movie.
00:29:47.000 Anyone?
00:29:48.000 Okay.
00:29:49.000 Okay, let's see women. 1.00
00:29:51.000 So these are all people working.
00:29:56.000 That's a woman. 1.00
00:29:58.000 That's a feminist. 1.00
00:29:59.000 Uh, hi, oh, uh... Hey, Clark, go get a story!
00:30:04.000 But walk there.
00:30:06.000 Oh, hi. 0.97
00:30:07.000 I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. 0.95
00:30:10.000 Hi. 0.89
00:30:11.000 Oh, people are working over there.
00:30:13.000 I should try to get involved, or if it doesn't work out, I'll sue them.
00:30:18.000 Oh, that's one... That's a woman doing something feminine. 1.00
00:30:23.000 Oh wow.
00:30:34.000 Now the only thing different between Clark Kent and Women in the Workforce is Clark isn't going to sue them to death and try to get four million dollars. 0.99
00:30:42.000 Remember those black women we had on the show the other day who were suing because racism made their babies shrink? 1.00
00:30:48.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:30:49.000 People are so racist here that my baby came out.
00:30:52.000 Early, and it was only one pound.
00:30:53.000 This is a Me Too movement right here, look.
00:30:55.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:30:56.000 She grabbed at my penis. 1.00
00:30:57.000 Sueing. 1.00
00:30:58.000 HR.
00:30:59.000 Call HR. 1.00
00:31:00.000 I wonder if Superman has a big cock. 1.00
00:31:02.000 Wouldn't that suck if he wasn't? 1.00
00:31:06.000 It was like just average? 0.92
00:31:07.000 Yeah, like the Jesus thing.
00:31:08.000 That'd be sucky. 0.98
00:31:11.000 Don't tell me.
00:31:12.000 He sends a check every week to his sweet gray-haired old mother.
00:31:15.000 Actually, she's silver-haired. 0.98
00:31:19.000 Turn it up.
00:31:24.000 And this is the competent woman. 0.96
00:31:26.000 And there are competent women in the workforce, don't get me wrong. 1.00
00:31:28.000 Maggie Thatcher was competent.
00:31:30.000 Barbara Corcoran was competent.
00:31:43.000 And why are they all in newsrooms? 0.99
00:31:45.000 They run the company's social media and they blog and blog and write and write and come up with crap! 0.98
00:31:52.000 Sorry. 0.98
00:31:55.000 Here's a weird thing.
00:31:57.000 People smarter than me keep telling me and I don't get it.
00:32:00.000 I don't see why it's a big deal.
00:32:02.000 They say type in any three numbers and
00:32:05.000 With new cases and then COVID.
00:32:08.000 Into Google search.
00:32:10.000 So let's say 747.
00:32:11.000 747 new cases.
00:32:15.000 All your porn's gonna come up. 0.88
00:32:17.000 There's no porn. 1.00
00:32:19.000 Only porn that you force me to look at. 0.59
00:32:23.000 Look at that.
00:32:23.000 747 new cases in Indiana.
00:32:25.000 Okay, now put in 307 new cases COVID.
00:32:27.000 Or just new cases?
00:32:28.000 Is that what you're supposed to do?
00:32:36.000 Mm-hmm.
00:32:39.000 307.
00:32:40.000 I noticed, now the smart guy who told me this, I would put in new, I'd make up five numbers.
00:32:46.000 11,462 new cases.
00:32:50.000 I think you have to write COVID.
00:32:51.000 Let me check what he said.
00:32:55.000 Illinois officials announced exactly the number you said, 1,462 new cases of coronavirus.
00:33:03.000 Oh, sorry, you don't put in COVID.
00:33:04.000 You're right.
00:33:06.000 Just that and new cases.
00:33:08.000 1462.
00:33:10.000 The year that punk broke.
00:33:12.000 1977.
00:33:12.000 So it's not just three-digit numbers.
00:33:19.000 Okay, so smart people say to me, this is fucked up. 0.98
00:33:22.000 What does this mean? 0.99
00:33:23.000 And I go, it's not fucked up. 0.95
00:33:25.000 This has been, like, the biggest news. 0.97
00:33:29.000 As Jim Gode said, this is a World War II moment.
00:33:32.000 People will talk about this for centuries.
00:33:34.000 Our kids are gonna have weird tics about washing their hands and masks and stuff. 0.99
00:33:38.000 This is a major fucking deal. 0.98
00:33:41.000 So there's been probably millions of articles written about this, not just in America, but all over the English-speaking world. 0.98
00:33:49.000 Because we're obviously not pulling up German articles, right?
00:33:51.000 So England, America, Canada, Australia, New Zealand. 0.96
00:33:57.000 There's been a lot of fucking cases here. 0.98
00:33:59.000 So I don't find that that surprising. 0.96
00:34:02.000 It's like someone's talked about, they found this book about pandemics, and it said that there'll be this corona-linked virus that will cause a global pandemic, and it'll start in China, and everyone was freaking out that this author saw the future, and I'm like, I don't know, there's probably 742,000 pandemic thrillers that go back 50 years or so. 0.98
00:34:27.000 Yeah, you're gonna say China, and they always come from fucking China. 0.99
00:34:30.000 So you don't think it's like a glitch where it just changes the number or some crap like that? 0.98
00:34:35.000 You think that there's an article for every single number?
00:34:38.000 Of course!
00:34:39.000 What are you saying?
00:34:40.000 That this article used to say 741 and now it says 777?
00:34:47.000 I mean... You think they have these organic headlines that are linked to the bar search?
00:34:53.000 What?
00:34:54.000 Where can... It could be altered based on what you type.
00:34:57.000 Go look at it way back!
00:34:58.000 Yeah, I'm gonna try.
00:35:00.000 So to the smart guy that sent me this, I don't get what you're freaked out about.
00:35:04.000 And I took your three and I raised you to 10,000.
00:35:07.000 Look at it right now.
00:35:08.000 Uh, 13,333 new cases.
00:35:08.000 Oh, you're still doing that one?
00:35:10.000 13,333 new cases.
00:35:28.000 You got one?
00:35:29.000 No, that number's a little too high.
00:35:32.000 It could do four digits.
00:35:33.000 Go down, go down.
00:35:33.000 It doesn't have to be in the... There we go.
00:35:41.000 What's that?
00:35:44.000 Click on that!
00:35:52.000 So maybe that did say 13,333 and then it went down or up or something. 0.94
00:35:58.000 Anyway, maybe you folks at home can tell me why that's so fucking crazy. 0.83
00:36:02.000 I ain't freaking out. 0.90
00:36:03.000 Oh, we're past the paywall time.
00:36:06.000 By the way, I have some, I guess, bad news.
00:36:10.000 I told you today I was going to go through the parenting thing and talk about babies and then two to three.
00:36:16.000 We were going through it earlier and it's like a two hour thing.
00:36:19.000 We only have half an hour or 25 minutes before we start taking calls.
00:36:22.000 I'm going to make it a censored dot TV presents and really take my time because I'm talking about how to raise kids. 0.87
00:36:28.000 And again, I'm no fucking expert, but I think I did a pretty good job. 0.54
00:36:32.000 From zero to 13. 0.90
00:36:34.000 13 years of something that I work hard on every single day.
00:36:38.000 You can't fart it out in 25 minutes.
00:36:40.000 So we'll be postponing that probably till Thursday.
00:36:44.000 We have a surprise show a week from now.
00:36:47.000 Uh, where we're going to be broadcasting live from a secret location.
00:36:52.000 Um, so it's going to take us a while to get to that location.
00:36:55.000 So Monday and Tuesday we have Mailbag, catching up on the Mailbag episodes.
00:36:59.000 Then live from our secret location, seven days from now.
00:37:04.000 And then, uh, Thursday, so a week tomorrow, we'll do the thing.
00:37:10.000 Oh! 0.60
00:37:11.000 God, I remembered.
00:37:12.000 The auction's over in an hour.
00:37:16.000 So if you liked anything, the way to get to the auction, it's very hard.
00:37:19.000 So I advise people you go to censored.tv and then look at Doodle Auction.
00:37:24.000 We raised how much money?
00:37:27.000 For Zenoa, the Kinsman family, $3320.
00:37:31.000 The last one was $3300.
00:37:35.000 So that's just in the past month or so, we've raised $6,000 for them. 0.96
00:37:39.000 And then my fucking cameo is $5,000. 0.96
00:37:41.000 That's $10,000. 0.99
00:37:45.000 If we keep doing this, by the time those guys get out, I feel like they might be able to have $50,000 each.
00:37:51.000 Nothing, it doesn't make up for the four years they were incarcerated, but it's something.
00:38:00.000 All right, so yeah, go in there and bid.
00:38:04.000 If I were you, I'd be bidding on my History of Western Civilization, History of America.
00:38:08.000 It hurt to sell those.
00:38:10.000 You have hurt me today.
00:38:13.000 All right, last read.
00:38:15.000 After the paywall, which is, we're gonna hang up on you freeloaders. 0.99
00:38:19.000 What the fuck are we on anyway? 0.99
00:38:22.000 BitChute. 1.00
00:38:23.000 BitChute? 1.00
00:38:23.000 How many people watch that? 1.00
00:38:25.000 Oh, I don't know.
00:38:26.000 I'm not one of them.
00:38:30.000 You know who got banned?
00:38:31.000 Some guy who was called the best of Gavin McInnes.
00:38:33.000 People assumed it was me.
00:38:35.000 And he was doing little clips.
00:38:37.000 Stealing clips.
00:38:38.000 Illegally.
00:38:39.000 But they were short, so I don't enforce it.
00:38:41.000 It's probably good for business to have a bunch of five-minuters.
00:38:43.000 But they shut him down.
00:38:46.000 And it was when I was talking about nice white people. 0.61
00:38:49.000 That was the clip that finally broke the camel's back.
00:38:52.000 And if you recall, that was me saying the New York Times was right.
00:38:55.000 They should be mocking these liberals that don't send their kids to mixed schools after talking about it and say they will.
00:39:01.000 It was a very effective and cool way to lampoon liberals.
00:39:05.000 And that is why I'm persona non grata, because I'm persuasive and I'm no longer a lefty.
00:39:12.000 He made Vice.
00:39:13.000 He made hipsters.
00:39:14.000 What if he makes Trump hipsters?
00:39:17.000 What if he makes Trump hip?
00:39:19.000 That's not good.
00:39:22.000 All right.
00:39:23.000 So after the paywall, the 300 people who watch BitChute are missing out on this.
00:39:29.000 Maybe BitChute will ban me for saying that. 1.00
00:39:30.000 But once again, what is this now?
00:39:36.000 It's BitChute. 1.00
00:39:38.000 A thousand subscribers.
00:39:41.000 Um, Caller 1, and please, Ryan, tune in to Caller 1 and Caller 2.
00:39:46.000 You always forget this.
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00:40:03.000 Why don't you pull that up?
00:40:04.000 Hesheware.com.
00:40:05.000 Are you writing a note to yourself to remember the first two callers?
00:40:08.000 Another prize.
00:40:10.000 H-E-S-H-I-W-E-A-R. 1.00
00:40:14.000 There they are.
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00:40:45.000 Made that mistake.
00:40:47.000 That's a kid-friendly joke!
00:40:49.000 Oh, also, our ad guy is sticking to his guns with this censored claws bit.
00:40:55.000 And he says, why does censored claws always come through the chimney?
00:41:01.000 Because he knows better than to try the back door.
00:41:04.000 And then he adds, oh!
00:41:06.000 O-H-H-H exclamation mark.
00:41:08.000 Oh! 0.60
00:41:09.000 So I assume that he's got a hold of a Santa joke book.
00:41:13.000 And it's changing the jokes from Santa to Censored Claus.
00:41:17.000 Alright, so that's us signing out for the free portion of the show, which of course is paid for by sponsors.
00:41:25.000 We know what the callers are getting.
00:41:26.000 We'll be taking calls in 20 minutes.
00:41:29.000 And we still have a lot to talk about.
00:41:32.000 About political correctness, professors getting fired.
00:41:35.000 We have a million riot updates.
00:41:36.000 I don't know if we're going to have riot exhaustion.
00:41:39.000 And, uh, I'm really parched.
00:41:42.000 Is that because I was drinking last night?
00:41:45.000 I feel like my body wants me to have a Gatorade, but I want to have a beer.
00:41:52.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:41:55.000 Neither of those will make you happy.
00:41:57.000 Trust me.
00:41:57.000 I'm able to choose what I pursue!
00:41:59.000 You're a slave to people born richer than you. 1.00
00:42:01.000 Then screw it! 0.99
00:42:02.000 I'll keep going in, then I'll party on the weekend, I'll sing!
00:42:07.000 Thanks to Auto-Tune.