Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #60 - INTRODUCING: WAYNE DUPREE!

00:00:13.000 I'm from New York.

00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Now it's now.

00:00:28.000 Girls, be not drive. 1.00

00:00:31.000 You tell me it's okay.

00:00:33.000 Here's like a little pain.

00:00:34.000 You told me you just wanted to take you for a try.

00:00:38.000 You told me you just wanted to take you for a try.

00:00:45.000 So hard to get through to you.

00:00:48.000 Cross town traffic.

00:00:51.000 I could talk about Jimi Hendrix and this concept of going to Britain.

00:00:58.000 What's going on with my...

00:01:04.000 Were you messing with these?

00:01:06.000 That ain't too cool.

00:01:07.000 I know you sit at my desk.

00:01:10.000 No, no, I didn't adjust it.

00:01:12.000 Yes, you do.

00:01:12.000 I see that you have McDonald's and various Uber Eats.

00:01:16.000 When I come into the studio, I was going to order.

00:01:19.000 And I'm well aware that you were, you know, not doing anything crazy, but definitely devouring fast food.

00:01:27.000 No, I didn't sit there today, baby.

00:01:29.000 I got a truck hot dog.

00:01:32.000 Classic.

00:01:33.000 Hey.

00:01:33.000 Which, by the way, they're never Sabrettes anymore.

00:01:35.000 Hey, I'm going to talk like Jimi Hendrix, not just for this show, but for the rest of my life.

00:01:43.000 I'm going to become a Jimi Hendrix guy, man.

00:01:45.000 Imagine this will go down.

00:01:46.000 What's this?

00:01:47.000 His accent's so weird.

00:01:48.000 He's from Seattle, but he has this like groove.

00:01:52.000 Hey, man.

00:01:54.000 What's going on?

00:01:56.000 Yeah.

00:01:57.000 And he does a thing.

00:01:58.000 I love Jimi Hendrix, but I am a little annoyed when someone's asked a question like, hey, do you like black pens?

00:02:04.000 And they're like, well, what is a pen, man?

00:02:07.000 I mean, you want to mark something, you get a marker, and if you don't, then you don't.

00:02:14.000 Permanence isn't some sort of impermanence.

00:02:17.000 Someone said about Janice Joplin, who's a superstar now. 0.77

00:02:20.000 You know Janice, I expect.

00:02:22.000 Superstar.

00:02:22.000 Oh, yeah.

00:02:23.000 Superstar.

00:02:24.000 It certainly is in my heart.

00:02:27.000 I'll take the star.

00:02:28.000 Yeah.

00:02:29.000 I want a star.

00:02:29.000 I want to ride on a star.

00:02:31.000 And then I'll be Superman.

00:02:32.000 What?

00:02:32.000 No, I was going to say, the problem of succeeding is a hard one for you if your basis, say, is in the...

00:02:41.000 What is he doing?

00:02:42.000 You both are.

00:02:43.000 Someone said it's hard to sing the blues when you're making that kind of money.

00:02:47.000 This assumes that you can't be unhappy and have a lot of money.

00:02:50.000 Yeah, well, sometimes it gets to be really easy to sing the blues when you're supposed to be making all this much money, you know.

00:02:55.000 Because money is getting to be out of hand now.

00:02:59.000 And like musicians, especially young cats, they get a chance to make all this money and they say, wow, this is fantastic.

00:03:04.000 And like I said before, they lose themselves and they forget about the music itself.

00:03:08.000 They forget about their talents.

00:03:09.000 What's that accent?

00:03:10.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:03:11.000 I feel like nobody has that.

00:03:12.000 They lose themselves.

00:03:13.000 Is it Creole, kind of?

00:03:15.000 No, he's from Seattle.

00:03:16.000 Yeah, but is it like...

00:03:21.000 Right, but does he sound like Creole?

00:03:23.000 That's the only thing I can do.

00:03:23.000 Why are you being in Creole?

00:03:24.000 Creole is Louisiana.

00:03:26.000 Creole is an evolution of French that got mixed with Haitians in the slave south of Louisiana, I think, 400 years ago. 0.99

00:03:36.000 And you're like, it's not Creole, but it sounds that's the closest thing to it.

00:03:42.000 What else does it sound like?

00:03:43.000 French?

00:03:44.000 Creole was more.

00:03:45.000 Now, I'm terrible at the Creole accent.

00:03:47.000 In fact, I thought it'd be funny to do an instructional video on YouTube on how to speak Creole. 1.00

00:03:52.000 But Creole was like, that's just like that Louisiana mumbling shit. 1.00

00:03:59.000 I think for me, I was raised right here on the bayou. 1.00

00:04:01.000 I lived in the bottom of the ball.

00:04:02.000 Right here on the bayou.

00:04:03.000 And it's the way everybody around you.

00:04:04.000 I get what you're saying, though. 0.96

00:04:05.000 Yeah, it's retarded, but you got a point. 1.00

00:04:08.000 It's the closest thing I can say. 0.96

00:04:10.000 It's like a kind of a sloppy.

00:04:11.000 Hey, man.

00:04:12.000 You know, it's heroin.

00:04:14.000 It sounds like heroin.

00:04:15.000 Maybe it's heroin.

00:04:15.000 Yeah.

00:04:16.000 A heroin accent.

00:04:17.000 I don't know, man.

00:04:17.000 I just went over there.

00:04:18.000 I like your new sound.

00:04:19.000 Hey, man, I think there's a lot of cool people.

00:04:22.000 You just got to understand that the definition of cool is maybe not what you made it out to be.

00:04:28.000 Let's get started with our sponsors.

00:04:31.000 Again, I forgot to get ink for the printer.

00:04:34.000 I'm also, by the way, I'm not having an affair, guys.

00:04:37.000 Uh-oh.

00:04:38.000 My wedding ring is getting enlarged because I'm getting so fat with not working out and drinking beers all day and all this sort of salt and vinegar chips.

00:04:49.000 The ring must be shrinking.

00:04:50.000 You're not gaining any weight.

00:04:51.000 My ring is being expanded.

00:04:53.000 Someone asked me, like, what's going on with your ring?

00:04:56.000 Hey, man.

00:04:57.000 This is Jimi Hendrix calling.

00:04:58.000 What is going on with your ring, my brother?

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00:06:40.000 We have a big announcement to make.

00:06:43.000 Big announcement.

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00:06:48.000 New guy.

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00:06:53.000 But let's finish talking about Jimi Hendrix before we get there.

00:06:57.000 So he worked, he was a very talented guitarist.

00:07:00.000 He got a guitar.

00:07:01.000 I think he was left-handed.

00:07:03.000 So his guitar was on a weird side.

00:07:06.000 And he was just like a grunt, working his ass off, working in various bands.

00:07:12.000 He worked for, what's his name?

00:07:13.000 Someone Knight.

00:07:17.000 How would you feel?

00:07:19.000 What the hell is this? 0.76

00:07:21.000 Look up K-N-I-G-H-T. 1.00

00:07:24.000 Because you probably spelt it like the Knight.

00:07:26.000 I was just going to put in that song.

00:07:29.000 Curtis Knight.

00:07:30.000 Curtis Knight.

00:07:31.000 He worked for Curtis Knight.

00:07:32.000 This is funny because Curtis Knight was the star.

00:07:35.000 But then Jimi Hendrix became so big they re-released the record and put him on the front.

00:07:40.000 This is a good jam.

00:07:41.000 Ask a question.

00:07:42.000 Ask the question.

00:07:45.000 If you walked into a restaurant, you were hungry.

00:07:51.000 You had the money to get yourself something to eat.

00:07:53.000 Yeah.

00:07:54.000 And somebody told you to go around to the back door and get it.

00:07:59.000 Even though they weren't going to give it to you free. 0.98

00:08:01.000 Holy crap. 0.87

00:08:02.000 This sounds just like. 0.58

00:08:06.000 This isn't Jimi Hendrix, by the way.

00:08:07.000 I know.

00:08:08.000 This sounds like.

00:08:10.000 Wow.

00:08:11.000 That Bob Dylan song, Like a Rolling Stone.

00:08:13.000 Once upon a time, that's so funny.

00:08:15.000 It's like something, something, something, something.

00:08:16.000 Yeah, I think that might be what he's going for.

00:08:19.000 I think back then, like, there was no internet, right?

00:08:22.000 So you would just steal songs.

00:08:24.000 You would just, yeah, and it wasn't bad.

00:08:26.000 You just heard a thing.

00:08:27.000 Like, the Beatles did all covers, and I think the Beatles started recording their own songs because they'd do a concert or a show in Germany, whatever, and the previous band would already play their covers. 0.88

00:08:38.000 They're like, fuck, we have to write our own hooks. 0.83

00:08:40.000 I'm sick of people stealing my covers. 1.00

00:08:40.000 Oh, crap. 1.00

00:08:42.000 But you listen to like Led Zeppelin. 0.99

00:08:44.000 They would rip off these Burt Janch riffs that weren't sort of an homage.

00:08:51.000 It was like...

00:08:52.000 Like note for note.

00:09:07.000 I can play his songs note for note.

00:09:10.000 So almost like, you know how a rap song will take a sample, not even a sample, but like a line and change it. 0.99

00:09:19.000 Like that Aquafina chick who took the whole My Dick does whatever, and she made it, My Pussy Does This. 1.00

00:09:25.000 Like it's an homage. 0.99

00:09:27.000 So I think it was like that back then.

00:09:30.000 So they knew, how does it feel whatever the Bob Dylan song was big?

00:09:30.000 Yeah, I think so.

00:09:35.000 And they go, we're going to do our version of that.

00:09:38.000 But anyway, he wasn't that popular in America.

00:09:41.000 And then he went to Britain and he got set up.

00:09:45.000 And of course, there's a weird black feticization, which is why Nina Simone and Eartha Kitt and other black performers get worshipped. 0.97

00:09:54.000 They get pedalicized.

00:09:56.000 I just made up that word.

00:09:59.000 So they took advantage of that.

00:10:01.000 And Americans get pedalized.

00:10:03.000 Vice got pedalcied when we went over there.

00:10:06.000 We got Vice UK.

00:10:07.000 We got a pub.

00:10:08.000 Everyone went to go to the American New York City Vice pub.

00:10:13.000 So then he got a career and then he went back to America and became a smashing success because he had records out.

00:10:21.000 The Strokes did that too.

00:10:23.000 Andrew WK did that.

00:10:26.000 It's a thing to do.

00:10:27.000 If you're very talented musically and America's not noticing, go to Britain. 0.99

00:10:31.000 Why did the fuck do we have The Merchants of Fucking Truth by Jill Abramson? 0.99

00:10:37.000 This is the worst book ever written. 0.99

00:10:39.000 I'm sick of seeing it every time we do a show. 1.00

00:10:44.000 What an incompetent boob. 1.00

00:10:45.000 I was fired because of sexism. 0.99

00:10:48.000 Yeah, I just read your book, Jill Abramson, executive editor of the New York Times. 1.00

00:10:51.000 You were fired because you're a retard. 1.00

00:10:54.000 Your book is unbelievably bad, and it is so rife with heirs. 1.00

00:11:00.000 She narrowed the subject down to Vice, The Daily Beast, I don't know what, Breitbart or something like that.

00:11:06.000 And I'm obviously intimately aware of Vice.

00:11:11.000 So I'm going through it.

00:11:12.000 Whenever you read journalists write about something you know about, like your hometown or something or your favorite band, you go, no, they're not from Detroit.

00:11:19.000 They're from Ann Arbor.

00:11:21.000 You just keep seeing all these mistakes and you realize, wait a minute, this is the one thing I know tons of stuff about.

00:11:27.000 What other incompetence abounds when I read these reports?

00:11:35.000 So yeah, last note on this is we've been talking about this all week.

00:11:39.000 Twisted Sister, Glam Band, did terrible in America because everything was about the 50s back when they started out in the late 70s.

00:11:48.000 So they moved to Britain and they did great.

00:11:51.000 How this relates to the show?

00:11:53.000 It does not.

00:11:55.000 I just was listening to Crosstown Traffic on the drive into Manhattan and I need to talk about it so I can justify having on the show.

00:12:06.000 But now that we're banned from YouTube and everything else, can we just play?

00:12:11.000 That's kind of also where I chose it because I thought we can just play the Rolling Stones now, right?

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00:12:30.000 So we've been banned in New Zealand, in Britain, and this is a new kind of banning.

00:12:38.000 Laura Loomer knows more about this than I, but you're banned from a site that you paid for. 0.90

00:12:44.000 So you pay $10 a month to be on censored.tv, to watch censor.tv.

00:12:49.000 You go to click on the videos and it says unsafe virus, whatever.

00:12:53.000 That's new to me.

00:12:54.000 That's bizarre, I find.

00:12:56.000 I don't care.

00:12:57.000 Outside of pedophilia, I don't really care what you're looking at.

00:13:00.000 If you paid for it, you should be able to see it. 0.98

00:13:02.000 You can see the most disgusting porn imaginable. 1.00

00:13:07.000 You can watch jihadists behead infidels. 1.00

00:13:07.000 No problem. 1.00

00:13:11.000 No problem.

00:13:12.000 But you can't watch this show, which, again, I argue is a pretty moderate show if you get down to the brass tacks of what we tend to push on this show.

00:13:22.000 It's one of the least radical shows available.

00:13:26.000 Yeah, it just crossed my mind how much bad words mean these days.

00:13:30.000 Yeah.

00:13:30.000 Just like far right.

00:13:32.000 It's crazy.

00:13:33.000 Far right.

00:13:34.000 They're not even bad words.

00:13:35.000 Like I see someone who's gay and I go, eh, it's not my cup of tea, but what am I going to do? 1.00

00:13:43.000 Convert them, get them chopping wood? 0.94

00:13:45.000 You know, get them into the boxing ring?

00:13:47.000 Come on, guys.

00:13:48.000 Beef up. 0.99

00:13:49.000 I don't have that compulsion when I see gays. 0.99

00:13:52.000 That ship has sailed.

00:13:54.000 But when I see a man, like today, I saw a guy in, I don't know if you're familiar with these Crocs. 1.00

00:14:02.000 Yeah, actually, I have a pair.

00:14:04.000 A guy, I was at a hot dog stand having hot dogs with my youngest boy.

00:14:09.000 And there's a guy just wheels up on a scooter, little kickstand.

00:14:15.000 And he gets some hot dogs.

00:14:20.000 And then he eventually wheels away.

00:14:24.000 And he's not even pushing it, which would be 1% better.

00:14:28.000 It's a battery-powered scooter, which are, I think my daughter has one.

00:14:32.000 They're about $250.

00:14:36.000 I'll have to get a hot dog in my comfortable shoes.

00:14:39.000 And then another kid was about 18, and he's wearing these sweatpant shorts that like a girl would sleep in. 0.59

00:14:47.000 Just flimsy, the thinnest sort of track pant material, right?

00:14:52.000 Like you could just tear it.

00:14:54.000 And his wallet is in the front pocket because there's no back pockets because it's for girls sleeping. 1.00

00:14:59.000 He's wearing those, and he has Puma ankle socks on, right?

00:15:05.000 And here's the worst part.

00:15:07.000 Given she slides. 1.00

00:15:12.000 Now, gays go nuts. 1.00

00:15:15.000 None of my business, really. 0.99

00:15:17.000 Given Chi, those are the exact slides he had on the black ones without the red.

00:15:21.000 How much do you think those are?

00:15:22.000 They're $250.

00:15:23.000 I know.

00:15:24.000 My wife bought Gucci ones. 1.00

00:15:27.000 And you're like, dude, what the fuck? 0.99

00:15:30.000 Like, why are you so cozy? 1.00

00:15:33.000 And then he goes and he gets some hot dogs in his women's short.

00:15:37.000 This guy's not gay.

00:15:38.000 And then he goes back to his house and they eat the hot dogs and they watch the Netflix and they play the Call of Duty. 0.92

00:15:43.000 That pisses me off.

00:15:45.000 That makes me mad. 1.00

00:15:47.000 Gays can have orgies. 1.00

00:15:50.000 But when it's someone on our team acting like a complete fucking pussy, that pisses me off. 1.00

00:15:58.000 We're losing yardage. 1.00

00:15:59.000 Anyway, I'm not exactly sure how that relates to ExpressVPN, but I want to talk about your internet freedom.

00:16:07.000 Social media companies get to decide what content is suitable for the quote-unquote sensitive snowflakes among us and censor what they don't like.

00:16:15.000 Sorry, sensitive snowflakes among us and censor what they don't like. 0.84

00:16:19.000 You should be the one to decide what you read and watch.

00:16:22.000 That's why I use expressvpn.com slash Gavin.

00:16:27.000 I get to control these social media companies' access to my data.

00:16:32.000 You should do the same.

00:16:33.000 And by the way, this whole, we have subscribers in New Zealand and Britain saying, ExpressVPN solved my problem.

00:16:41.000 Now I can watch your show.

00:16:42.000 Now I can get what I paid for.

00:16:46.000 Oh, yeah, that's how it relates to ExpressVPN.

00:16:48.000 We're moderate and we're considered pariahs.

00:16:51.000 Big tech companies censor what you're reading, searching, and they're watching everything you click.

00:16:56.000 Big tech uses this data to serve you ads and matches your activity to your offline identity using your device's unique IP address.

00:17:05.000 Creepy.

00:17:07.000 When I use ExpressVPN slash Gavin, these tech companies can't see my IP address at all.

00:17:13.000 My identity is masked and anonymized by a secure VPN server.

00:17:19.000 I'm not sure.

00:17:20.000 Anonymized.

00:17:22.000 Anonymized?

00:17:23.000 Anonymized?

00:17:23.000 Is that a word?

00:17:25.000 I gotta look that up.

00:17:26.000 I'll look at it.

00:17:27.000 That can't be a word.

00:17:28.000 Anonymized?

00:17:30.000 That sounds like something in a Star Wars.

00:17:31.000 You have been anonymized.

00:17:33.000 Yeah, to make anonymized.

00:17:34.000 That's the word.

00:17:34.000 Especially by removing.

00:17:35.000 It's a word.

00:17:35.000 I'm right.

00:17:36.000 I mean, I'm wrong.

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00:18:14.000 All right.

00:18:14.000 I think we're ready to announce this.

00:18:16.000 We have a new contributor to the to the network.

00:18:21.000 He will be every Friday telling you what's hot throughout the week, a summary of everything that you need to know, and not to mention stultifyingly current interviews via Skype.

00:18:39.000 Wonderful guy, one of the most popular conservatives in the world.

00:18:44.000 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm introducing to the network Wayne Dupree.

00:18:55.000 Every Friday, Wayne Dupree.

00:18:57.000 Now let's see if we can get him on Skype.

00:19:00.000 Let's see if we can talk to him.

00:19:01.000 If we were a good, organized network, this would be a matter of a click of a mouse.

00:19:06.000 I think he's waiting in the wings.

00:19:14.000 Yeah, can you hear me?

00:19:15.000 Yes, I can.

00:19:16.000 How are you, sir?

00:19:17.000 Okay.

00:19:19.000 Why are you wearing a Dallas Cowboys shirt?

00:19:23.000 That's my team.

00:19:24.000 I thought you were a Maryland guy.

00:19:27.000 Well, I mean, I was raised on the Eastern Shore, and all we saw was two, two.

00:19:32.000 Well, actually, three teams: Baltimore Colts, Washington Redskins, Dallas Cowboys.

00:19:37.000 I didn't like the Colts because I didn't, the uniform sucked.

00:19:42.000 I hated the Redskins because every time we watched TV, we saw them everywhere.

00:19:49.000 So it's just that star, that American star that was on the side of the helmet.

00:19:56.000 It's weird how the Dallas Cowboys, you can be in New York City, you can be in Maine, you can be in Seattle, and there's always these die-hard fans.

00:20:06.000 For some reason, I think it was because they were the national game all the time, where other games were regional, regional, regional.

00:20:16.000 Dallas was just everywhere all the time.

00:20:20.000 And plus they had Billy Joe Dupree on here too.

00:20:22.000 Oh, yes.

00:20:23.000 Of course, Billy Joe Dupree.

00:20:24.000 I'm very familiar with them.

00:20:26.000 Speaking of Dupree's, welcome aboard.

00:20:28.000 We're very happy to have you.

00:20:30.000 What's up, man?

00:20:31.000 This is fantastic.

00:20:31.000 This is great.

00:20:33.000 Last time I saw you, Hector was a pup.

00:20:35.000 So, I mean, you know.

00:20:39.000 What's Hector now?

00:20:43.000 I don't think people understand how huge you are.

00:20:45.000 And I don't mean your girth.

00:20:48.000 Do you know you're the 2000s most popular website in the world?

00:20:52.000 Yep.

00:20:53.000 I look at it every day.

00:20:54.000 You're the 400th most popular website in America.

00:20:58.000 Yep.

00:20:59.000 I look at it every day.

00:21:00.000 That's Beyond Daily Caller, Breitbart.

00:21:03.000 Yep.

00:21:04.000 Well, no, Breitbart is still ahead of me.

00:21:09.000 And somewhere out of the smoker smokes, the Gateway pundit came out of nowhere a couple weeks ago, but I was even ahead of them.

00:21:21.000 You got smoked by Gateway. 0.99

00:21:23.000 Smoked by the gays. 1.00

00:21:25.000 I was ahead of them for like maybe two months, three months. 0.99

00:21:29.000 I was ahead of them.

00:21:30.000 I love Jim Hoft.

00:21:31.000 I think he's a great guy.

00:21:33.000 That website drives me insane.

00:21:35.000 Me too.

00:21:36.000 With the repeating ads.

00:21:37.000 My God.

00:21:41.000 But you know what?

00:21:43.000 I can point to what we do.

00:21:48.000 We don't have a whole lot of major push from a whole lot of the mainstream conservative websites.

00:21:57.000 I mean, everything that you see in our numbers is based off of me sharing to all the social media platforms on a regular basis.

00:22:09.000 And now I'm doing op-eds on different places.

00:22:12.000 But, you know, it's me, you know, and I, because a whole lot of the top conservative websites, Daily Caller, Daily Wire, Newsmax, Town Hall, they don't recognize me.

00:22:23.000 They don't, you know, whatever.

00:22:25.000 So, I mean, I've tried Breitbart, Sirius, X, I've tried so many and they just keep thumbing their nose up at me.

00:22:32.000 So I'm like, okay, fine.

00:22:34.000 Whatever, man.

00:22:35.000 Well, that is a strange thing with the right.

00:22:38.000 And the left has this sense of unity where they will take in anyone. 0.98

00:22:43.000 Like, they'll take in, Jews will take in black Hebrew Israelites who want them to die. 1.00

00:22:51.000 Israelis will take in Antifa that supports Palestine. 0.99

00:22:55.000 They will take in everyone.

00:22:57.000 And we have the opposite problem where we're like, well, you farted last Thursday.

00:23:03.000 I'm sorry. 0.93

00:23:04.000 You're dead to me.

00:23:06.000 And it's crazy. 0.91

00:23:07.000 It's crazy because they know of me.

00:23:10.000 You know, they'll be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:12.000 We know Wayne Dupree.

00:23:14.000 Yeah, great stuff.

00:23:15.000 Boom.

00:23:16.000 Move.

00:23:17.000 It's like, I like there are a whole lot of people on social media right now.

00:23:23.000 When there were nobody, hey, Wayne, could you share this for me?

00:23:26.000 Can you put this on your Twitter?

00:23:28.000 Could you put this on your Facebook?

00:23:30.000 And then when they get contributor slots on Fox, they don't know me anymore.

00:23:35.000 Or when they get their own websites or when they get their own shows, they don't know me anymore.

00:23:43.000 I'm like, okay.

00:23:44.000 And look, I don't go out.

00:23:45.000 I don't make a big deal about it.

00:23:47.000 Whatever.

00:23:48.000 Yeah, I don't either.

00:23:49.000 I just sit at home and seethe. 1.00

00:23:53.000 I just crumple my Budweiser can when it's done and go, I will get you on the way back down, you son of a bitch. 0.99

00:24:02.000 You know, I think I'm not that way, probably because I grew up into punk rock and we were all about like the clash taught us, oh, everyone's friends. 0.99

00:24:10.000 Come on backstage.

00:24:11.000 You know, there's no hierarchy.

00:24:12.000 And I have a theory that you were the same way, but it's because of your military background where it was about a team.

00:24:19.000 Right.

00:24:19.000 And you never abandoned your brothers.

00:24:21.000 Right.

00:24:22.000 Yep.

00:24:22.000 It's always been like that.

00:24:24.000 As a matter of fact, when I was starting out, when like, I don't know if you remember this, I created a radio network called We Are America Radio, War Radio.

00:24:36.000 Yes.

00:24:37.000 And we couldn't, I couldn't get my show on many of the radio conservative radio networks or online networks because they had their core shows.

00:24:51.000 So I was like, okay, fine, I'll make my own.

00:24:53.000 So I used my 401k and I put it out there.

00:24:57.000 And I was like, okay, well, and I got like maybe 22, 23 shows, 20, yeah.

00:25:04.000 And I was running the whole thing.

00:25:07.000 We became the number one news, no, politic, political network on Live365 when they, before they shut down.

00:25:17.000 We were the number one political news network on Live 365.

00:25:24.000 And, you know, for me, I just kept pushing those shows.

00:25:31.000 And people were coming to me and were like, you need to start pushing your stuff.

00:25:36.000 I'm fine.

00:25:37.000 But, you know, I just want to make sure everybody has heard that type of thing.

00:25:42.000 You're prolific.

00:25:42.000 Well, that's you.

00:25:43.000 You just keep churning it out.

00:25:45.000 You just keep doing it, doing it, doing it.

00:25:48.000 All right.

00:25:49.000 We have limited time here.

00:25:50.000 We're about to go off the paywall in five minutes.

00:25:53.000 I want to ask you about Kamala Harris.

00:25:55.000 She's just decided that someone has decided, probably not Biden, that she's the VP. 0.94

00:26:02.000 I hate to talk to black people about black stuff, but she's not black. 1.00

00:26:08.000 Yeah, no, she's not. 0.99

00:26:09.000 She's not.

00:26:11.000 No, she's not.

00:26:12.000 But Obama wasn't black. 0.57

00:26:14.000 You look at him on his bicycle with his mom jeans and his little bicycle helmet.

00:26:19.000 He rides a bike like Kermit the Frog. 0.98

00:26:22.000 First of all, black people don't ride bikes. 1.00

00:26:24.000 But secondly, what is this? 0.99

00:26:25.000 Like, do, do, do.

00:26:27.000 You're not going to watch it.

00:26:28.000 You're not going to.

00:26:29.000 Nope.

00:26:30.000 Scared to do that.

00:26:31.000 No, but I'm glad you said that because many people don't talk about Barack Obama's mama.

00:26:38.000 His mother was white.

00:26:39.000 And for eight years, the Democrat Party, the super pusher lover of women, women's rights, never said anything about Barack Obama's mama.

00:26:50.000 You know, when I was on Fox News, I said to Greg Gutfeld, I was on Red Eye a lot, and I said, we need to recognize that Barack Obama is his mother.

00:26:58.000 He's a radical communist academic Hawaiian woman.

00:27:03.000 That's his whole personality.

00:27:05.000 The dad was not around.

00:27:06.000 He was not beatboxing in the Bronx.

00:27:09.000 That's not who he is.

00:27:10.000 He's a Hawaiian white female communist. 0.96

00:27:14.000 And then Guttfeld said, he goes, no, we can't do that because then you come across as sexist.

00:27:19.000 Okay, I'm sexist.

00:27:21.000 Hey, hey, truth is truth.

00:27:23.000 That's how it is. 1.00

00:27:24.000 I hate that Hawaiian communist bitch, Barack Obama. 1.00

00:27:30.000 And he's the only president in U.S. history whose mama has naked pictures on Google Images. 1.00

00:27:36.000 Yes.

00:27:37.000 They're not hard to find.

00:27:39.000 No, no, it's not.

00:27:42.000 They're a little easier to find than Mayor Bill de Blasio's Antifa daughter's naked photos, which I don't recommend you look up because it's disturbing.

00:27:53.000 Yeah, I just had dinner.

00:27:55.000 Now, Kamala Harris is an Indian woman. 0.94

00:27:58.000 No, it's from Montreal.

00:28:00.000 Uh-oh, here we go.

00:28:02.000 Okay.

00:28:04.000 Kamala Harris is an Indian. 0.94

00:28:06.000 She's from Montreal.

00:28:07.000 And yes, there is a faint link of blackness to her dad, but he was a slave owner in Jamaica.

00:28:15.000 Yeah, grandfather, yeah.

00:28:16.000 Yeah.

00:28:16.000 I mean, honestly, tell you the truth, when I first saw her a couple years ago, I thought she was fine.

00:28:22.000 You know, I was like, damn. 0.99

00:28:23.000 She is. 1.00

00:28:24.000 You're allowed to say that. 0.81

00:28:26.000 Democrat, look, Democrats are going to kick our tail. 1.00

00:28:30.000 If this woman ever run for president, they're going to kick her tail. 1.00

00:28:34.000 But then after three years, after learning about her slobbering with Willie Brown, old ass Willie Brown, and then you got all of the stuff that came up after. 0.99

00:28:47.000 Now I'm like, ooh, she got baggage. 0.98

00:28:52.000 Yeah, it makes her less hot.

00:28:54.000 She's no Tulsi Gabbard.

00:28:56.000 At least if they had chosen Tulsi Gabbard, we could be looking at a hot chick for the next five months. 1.00

00:29:02.000 You know what?

00:29:03.000 I would leave the conservative movement to campaign for Tulsi Gabbard.

00:29:09.000 I think if Tulsi Gabbard hit on me, I would just go to my wife and go, I mean, what do you expect me to do?

00:29:15.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:29:16.000 It's rape. 1.00

00:29:17.000 If Tulsi Gabbard hits on you, it's rape because you have no choice. 1.00

00:29:22.000 She called me at three o'clock in the morning.

00:29:24.000 What am I supposed to do?

00:29:26.000 I'm not even moving.

00:29:27.000 These are not my legs.

00:29:29.000 My legs are walking in the car against my will.

00:29:32.000 I'm turning on the engine.

00:29:34.000 Help! 0.98

00:29:36.000 I'm driving a Tosi Gabbard's show.

00:29:37.000 She's not even supposed to be Democrat looking like that. 1.00

00:29:40.000 She's not.

00:29:41.000 No.

00:29:43.000 Do you think there is a snowball's chance in hell that Joe and Kamala will win this election?

00:29:50.000 Yeah.

00:29:52.000 I do.

00:29:53.000 Are you scared?

00:29:56.000 Am I scared?

00:29:58.000 No, because if they win, I'm starting a cooking channel.

00:30:06.000 How will America differ in the next four years if Joe and Kamala are running the show?

00:30:15.000 And look, okay.

00:30:17.000 I'm not wishing anything bad on him, and I'm not pushing any of that conspiracy and stuff on him. 0.95

00:30:22.000 But when Kamala was standing up there today on stage, god darn if she didn't look presidential. 1.00

00:30:29.000 She might not be saying nothing or whatnot, but she, god darn, she looked presidential up there. 0.99

00:30:34.000 And I'm like, this is what the Democrats want. 0.97

00:30:37.000 They want, because Democrats feast on historical stuff.

00:30:42.000 They need historical stuff to survive.

00:30:45.000 And they need Kamala Harris, beautiful black, mixed-race female, to be standing on stage with her. 1.00

00:30:59.000 Yeah, and the only reason why I have pause is because I think President, I mean, if President Trump wants to lose this race, he's going to lose this race.

00:31:07.000 That's the only way that he loses this race. 0.99

00:31:09.000 He has to lose it.

00:31:11.000 Yeah, he's got to up the discipline.

00:31:13.000 You know, someone told me recently that revolutions throughout the monarchies don't happen when the king is lenient.

00:31:20.000 I mean, sorry, when the king is fascistic, whatever, when he's too strict.

00:31:23.000 They happen when the king is lenient.

00:31:26.000 And remember that your mayor in Baltimore, where she said, give them room to riot.

00:31:31.000 She was also very hot, by the way. 0.98

00:31:33.000 Yep.

00:31:34.000 Amazing lips.

00:31:36.000 What did they do?

00:31:37.000 They didn't go, thanks for the room to riot.

00:31:39.000 We're just going to riot in this little parking lot here.

00:31:41.000 They destroyed Baltimore.

00:31:43.000 So the more lenience you give these people, the more they destroy the country.

00:31:49.000 And I think that Joe and Kamal are built on lenience.

00:31:54.000 The whole party, what, Hillary Clinton was talking about empathy for ISIS or Syria.

00:31:54.000 You know what?

00:32:00.000 Well, we have to deal with them in empathy. 0.99

00:32:04.000 Okay, well, you're going to empathize getting your butt whipped. 0.99

00:32:09.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:32:10.000 Empathize yourself to death. 0.92

00:32:12.000 The monster that y'all created, you will not contain when you get in office.

00:32:18.000 You might think you're going to contain it, but it's bigger than y'all now.

00:32:23.000 I mean, Portland, Seattle, that stuff is leaking.

00:32:27.000 Chicago, Georgia, that Stuff is leaking, and the only person, honestly, the only person really that can really take care of it is not an establishment person, it's got to be Trump.

00:32:39.000 But Trump, but I got to say it, Trump has to grow up, man.

00:32:44.000 Trump has to step up to the plate.

00:32:46.000 He has to grow up.

00:32:49.000 All right.

00:32:50.000 When do we get our first episode of your show?

00:32:52.000 This Friday?

00:32:53.000 Friday.

00:32:54.000 Friday night here on censor.tv.

00:32:57.000 We are here and we ain't going nowhere.

00:33:00.000 This is fantastic.

00:33:01.000 You know what we should do?

00:33:02.000 We should cover the night of the election together.

00:33:06.000 Dude, let's do it.

00:33:08.000 Let's do it.

00:33:09.000 We can cry like the young Turks when we lose. 1.00

00:33:12.000 Let's do it.

00:33:13.000 Yeah.

00:33:14.000 All right, Wayne, thanks for coming on the show.

00:33:16.000 Looking forward to Friday.

00:33:18.000 Hey, ladies and gentlemen, if you're watching this show, make sure that you support this guy.

00:33:24.000 This guy's been doing it for a while.

00:33:26.000 And look, I don't know if he has dollars in his pockets or dollars in the walls, but make sure that your wallet full of bills.

00:33:37.000 Look at that.

00:33:39.000 Look at that.

00:33:40.000 He's going to pull out.

00:33:44.000 You ain't got no 50s in there?

00:33:46.000 Wait a minute.

00:33:47.000 Got some 20s.

00:33:48.000 Oh, oh.

00:33:50.000 Well, brother, we're going to be talking after the show.

00:33:53.000 Okay, well, support me on my show here on Censor TV.

00:33:58.000 And my co-host Brian and Leah, we're going to be talking about a whole lot of stuff. 0.97

00:34:04.000 We're going to be, but it's more real talk than a whole lot of like this push-push rah-rah cheerleader crap that people have been sucking on. 0.98

00:34:14.000 I mean, there's a lot of people been sucking on here, trying to feel good about themselves. 0.98

00:34:18.000 And then when they see stuff happening in Portland and Seattle, they're like, yeah, we have to admit when there's defeat. 0.93

00:34:26.000 Yeah.

00:34:27.000 We have to admit there's threats.

00:34:29.000 All right, Wayne, thanks for coming on the show.

00:34:31.000 Dude, love you.

00:34:32.000 Thank you a lot.

00:34:33.000 Thank you for your service.

00:34:34.000 All right.

00:34:37.000 Cool.

00:34:37.000 Sometimes when you say thank you for your service, I'm worried it comes across as patronizing.

00:34:42.000 Oh, I almost stopped recording.

00:34:45.000 Oh, really?

00:34:46.000 You know what I mean?

00:34:49.000 It seems to trivialize their service.

00:34:52.000 I had this epiphany.

00:34:53.000 I was watching this movie last night called Dawn Rescue with Christian Bale.

00:34:59.000 Dude, I am amassing war movies to the point where I am a vet.

00:35:06.000 I need a medal.

00:35:07.000 I don't know if that's awesome.

00:35:08.000 I watched Saving Private Ryan Stoned.

00:35:10.000 I watched The Outpost late at night.

00:35:13.000 And last night I watched Dawn Rescue.

00:35:16.000 Can I at least hang out with vets on Veterans Day?

00:35:21.000 No.

00:35:22.000 Okay.

00:35:22.000 That's not how it works.

00:35:24.000 Fine, I'll just steal their valor.

00:35:26.000 No, that'll.

00:35:26.000 Maybe I'll watch enough movies where I can start going like, I was in the 34th Battalion, two tours in Iraq.

00:35:32.000 Dude, this movie's so good.

00:35:36.000 So good.

00:35:37.000 Rescue Dawn.

00:35:39.000 It was a critical acclaim, totally flopped in the theaters.

00:35:45.000 But it's about a guy who's shot down in Laos at the beginning of the war in Vietnam.

00:35:49.000 True story. 0.91

00:35:50.000 And he eventually decides, we got to get the fuck out of here, dudes. 0.72

00:35:55.000 One of the guys speaks Vietnamese. 0.97

00:35:58.000 Oh, this is a great scene.

00:36:00.000 And he says, yeah, they're starving too.

00:36:04.000 Like, the guards are not having a great time either.

00:36:07.000 And they go, they're going to walk us to a new camp, encampment, and then shoot us and say we tried to escape.

00:36:15.000 And then they can all go back to their village and eat normal food.

00:36:20.000 I kept recognizing him.

00:36:20.000 That guy's good.

00:36:22.000 Is that Elliot from E.T. or something?

00:36:25.000 Oh, wow.

00:36:27.000 Wait, is it?

00:36:28.000 I think it might be.

00:36:29.000 Look that up.

00:36:31.000 Anyway, very excited about Wayne Dupree.

00:36:32.000 He's a vet.

00:36:34.000 And this is what I was trying to get to when I was talking about that movie.

00:36:38.000 Vets are better than us.

00:36:40.000 Vets, cops, fire department, firemen, they're better than us.

00:36:46.000 They're not the same as us. 0.84

00:36:47.000 Let's stop pretending we all have different jobs.

00:36:50.000 People that you meet in your neighborhood, I'm a butcher.

00:36:54.000 I do a podcast. 1.00

00:36:55.000 I fucking drive over IEDs and almost die. 0.99

00:37:00.000 No, you're different. 1.00

00:37:01.000 They're mutants.

00:37:02.000 They're like the X-Men. 0.99

00:37:04.000 And I think it would show a little bit of reverence if we could acknowledge that and go, holy shit. 0.99

00:37:12.000 I'm not going to compete. 0.98

00:37:13.000 Like we're not in the same league.

00:37:16.000 They're like, as far as dudes go, they're supermodels. 0.99

00:37:20.000 There's fucking Cindy Crawford and there's Joe Biggs and there's Wayne Dupree. 1.00

00:37:25.000 So when you talk to vets and cops and firemen, you just should recognize there's a different tier. 0.99

00:37:33.000 Like when I talk to Cindy Crawford, which I never have, I recognize, okay, I am Wilford Brimley with AIDS.

00:37:39.000 I'm a different person.

00:37:41.000 I'm not obviously not lower, like we're the same in the law.

00:37:45.000 But as far as bravery and your composition, we need to acknowledge, and I hate hearing comedians talk about how, you know, like David Cross, he once said, the troops, we're supposed to respect the troops. 0.99

00:38:01.000 They're killing fucking innocent Muslims all over the world. 1.00

00:38:04.000 I don't respect the troops. 1.00

00:38:06.000 I remember thinking, do you think that's a decision that they make with their superiors?

00:38:12.000 It obviously can't be a democracy when you're a soldier.

00:38:15.000 You just get told to go over there and shoot. 0.99

00:38:18.000 You don't have the balls to do it, and you don't have the balls to live in a country that has no military. 1.00

00:38:25.000 So shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:38:27.000 It's actually, it's not him. 0.99

00:38:28.000 Who is it, though?

00:38:31.000 It's hard to see these little pictures.

00:38:31.000 Let me see.

00:38:33.000 Blow it up.

00:38:36.000 Marshall Bell's in it.

00:38:37.000 That's our buddy.

00:38:38.000 Oh, maybe you don't know him.

00:38:39.000 That was before your time.

00:38:40.000 Marshall Bell is my pal.

00:38:44.000 He's your actual pal?

00:38:45.000 My actual pal.

00:38:46.000 He's the, he's, what's his name?

00:38:48.000 Quado in total.

00:38:52.000 And he's also the mean dad in standby me.

00:38:54.000 You know what happened with Marshall Bell?

00:38:56.000 He was just like a normal dude like you and I. Obviously, we're not in the same league.

00:39:02.000 But his wife did the costumes for Clockwork Orange.

00:39:07.000 and won 9 billion awards.

00:39:07.000 Weird.

00:39:09.000 So then she was like in the scene.

00:39:12.000 So when he was like 50, they go, Hey, whatever you want, lady, because she was in the in crowd and she just got all these great roles.

00:39:21.000 He was in, I think that's that insect movie, right?

00:39:26.000 Stormtroopers or whatever?

00:39:27.000 Oh, Starship Troopers.

00:39:28.000 Starship Troopers?

00:39:30.000 Yeah, he was.

00:39:31.000 Yeah, he was a little wacky in that.

00:39:33.000 They found him and he was all.

00:39:34.000 I want to know a secret about him.

00:39:36.000 He goes to that cove thing that Alex Jones is obsessed with.

00:39:39.000 Oh, the Bohemian Grove.

00:39:40.000 Bohemian Grove.

00:39:42.000 I wonder if it is creepy or if it's just like a big art installation.

00:39:42.000 Creepy.

00:39:45.000 Like, I don't want to disparage my pal Alex Jones.

00:39:47.000 We're having a pal conflict here, but Bohemian Grove is fun.

00:39:52.000 Is it like the Knights of Columbus booking?

00:39:53.000 It's like the Knights of Columbus people.

00:39:54.000 It's like the Proud Boys. 1.00

00:39:55.000 It's just dudes shooting the shit and making dirty jokes. 1.00

00:39:58.000 Unfortunately, same thing with Maria Nambramovich, right? 1.00

00:40:01.000 She's just an artist who does weird shit. 1.00

00:40:04.000 We're going to lose some fans saying that, but I believe the whole spirit cooking is again. 0.98

00:40:04.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:40:09.000 But I think Bohemian Grove, Knights of Columbus Proud Boys is fun dudes with inside jokes having a laugh.

00:40:17.000 I think that spirit cooking is a bunch of ugly nerds trying to be part of a cool thing. 1.00

00:40:24.000 Anyway, we should get behind the paywall.

00:40:27.000 Let's figure out who this is first before we go behind the paywall.

00:40:30.000 Okay, yeah, it's definitely not Thomas Henry Thomas was the E.T. guy.

00:40:35.000 So this is, I'd have to find a picture of him since he looks different.

00:40:39.000 Henry Thomas, that wasn't his name.

00:40:40.000 Are you sure?

00:40:42.000 Yes.

00:40:42.000 Henry Thomas is Elliot.

00:40:44.000 Elliot.

00:40:44.000 But he does look a lot like Elliot.

00:40:47.000 I saw him on the street once on St. Mark's and I yelled, E.T. phone home.

00:40:52.000 He was on his cell phone.

00:40:54.000 Go back.

00:40:57.000 That guy.

00:40:58.000 Jeremy Davies.

00:40:58.000 Does it say?

00:40:59.000 Jeremy Davies.

00:41:00.000 Who's Jeremy Davies?

00:41:02.000 He looks a lot like Henry Thomas.

00:41:04.000 I mean, he...

00:41:07.000 Dude, that guy lost a lot of weight for that role.

00:41:11.000 He weighed about a pound.

00:41:14.000 Oh, he's the same guy in every movie.

00:41:15.000 He looks like Corey Phelps.

00:41:16.000 He's not famous.

00:41:18.000 He came across as a dude who had done a thing that he was too famous for.

00:41:24.000 You know, like a Seinfeld type of guy, and he wanted to, you know, establish himself.

00:41:29.000 Wait, he was in 1917?

00:41:30.000 No, no, no.

00:41:31.000 Saving Private Ryan. 1.00

00:41:32.000 He was the cowardly soldier who let the Nazi go. 0.99

00:41:36.000 He just let him walk. 1.00

00:41:37.000 Yeah.

00:41:38.000 I hated that guy.

00:41:39.000 I was like, what are you doing? 1.00

00:41:40.000 Well, he's a pussy in this movie, too, not to give too much away. 1.00

00:41:43.000 To be fair, I think I would do exactly what he did, but with shit in my pants if I was in his position. 1.00

00:41:48.000 You always say you watch those. 1.00

00:41:49.000 I know you would. 1.00

00:41:49.000 And I would be there with the rifle I stole from one of the guards going, what the fuck are you doing? 1.00

00:41:55.000 You'd be just fine. 0.99

00:41:56.000 And then you know what I'd do?

00:41:57.000 I'd go. 0.97

00:42:02.000 What the hell? 1.00

00:42:02.000 I'd have to blow your head off. 1.00

00:42:04.000 You can't shoot. 1.00

00:42:04.000 You're a person to our escape. 1.00

00:42:06.000 You're crying all the time. 1.00

00:42:08.000 You literally have shit in your pants. 1.00

00:42:10.000 Okay. 1.00

00:42:10.000 Well, that could give away our position. 1.00

00:42:12.000 I get it.

00:42:13.000 We were talking tonight.

00:42:14.000 I spent my kids' baseball game, best war movies ever.

00:42:17.000 And mine were recent.

00:42:19.000 1917.

00:42:20.000 Oh, yeah.

00:42:21.000 Remember I told you to watch that in the theater?

00:42:21.000 The Outpost.

00:42:23.000 Rescue Dawn.

00:42:24.000 And we, did we?

00:42:24.000 Yep.

00:42:25.000 I did.

00:42:25.000 No.

00:42:26.000 No, I did, Faggot. 1.00

00:42:27.000 Okay, good. 1.00

00:42:28.000 I watched it when we were on vacation in Florida.

00:42:32.000 That's good.

00:42:32.000 Where were we?

00:42:33.000 Because you need to.

00:42:34.000 I mean, before this thing gets set up.

00:42:35.000 That's what I said tonight, too, to the dads.

00:42:37.000 I was like, I want you to see 1917, but I don't want you to see it on a TV.

00:42:41.000 Exactly.

00:42:43.000 But I think, like, Saving Private Ryan, 1917, The Outpost, Dawn Rescue.

00:42:49.000 I think those are my faves.

00:42:51.000 Rescue Dawn.

00:42:52.000 Rescue Dawn.

00:42:53.000 Platoon, I guess.

00:42:55.000 Yes.

00:42:56.000 It's campy, but it's good.

00:42:58.000 It's like saying Big Mac is the best.

00:42:58.000 So easy.

00:43:00.000 Full metal jacket.

00:43:01.000 Full metal jacket.

00:43:02.000 Then you get into like Deer Hunter and stuff where you go, that's definitely the coolest war movie.

00:43:08.000 But then you actually watch it and you go.

00:43:12.000 This is going on.

00:43:15.000 Anyway, we're out of time.

00:43:16.000 We have to go behind the paywall.

00:43:20.000 We're very excited to have Wayne Dupree on the network.

00:43:22.000 This Friday is his first show.

00:43:24.000 We don't really have a Friday show because Milo is so late.

00:43:28.000 And, you know, I don't necessarily mean stone, but, you know, beautiful.

00:43:33.000 So I'd like to end the show, or at least this free portion of the show, by saying, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:43:46.000 Hey, hey, hey! 0.55

00:43:49.000 Hey, hey, hey! 0.55

00:44:01.000 You want to know a fun thing about that song?

00:44:05.000 The kazoo is just a piece of wax paper on a comb he threw together in the studio.

00:44:12.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:44:12.000 I used to do that.

00:44:15.000 That's probably heroin.

00:44:16.000 Heroin does help you make good music.

00:44:18.000 It's also working hand in hand with the devil.

00:44:21.000 The devil helps you do a lot of things.

00:44:23.000 You like my hair?

00:44:25.000 I went swimming today, so there's no product in it.

00:44:27.000 I think I look gorgeous.

00:44:28.000 That is a nice wavy-looking.

00:44:30.000 I look breathtaking.

00:44:31.000 Yeah, the water makes it thicker, I feel.

00:44:34.000 Because I went to the beach earlier today, too.

00:44:36.000 But did you swim?

00:44:37.000 I did not, but I put water in my hair.

00:44:39.000 The water at Orchard Beach is gross, so I just put water in there and I was like, let's just lick it back so I can get my head foretanned.

00:44:47.000 What did I say? 0.82

00:44:48.000 Your head foretanned?

00:44:50.000 Is that like foreshadowing?

00:44:53.000 My head foretanned.

00:44:56.000 I'm going to just pipe down from now.

00:44:59.000 And this is a live show.

00:45:00.000 My head foretanned.

00:45:02.000 My forehead tanned, I believe you're going for. 1.00

00:45:05.000 So you went up to the water at Orchard Beach, and you, this is the most disgusting, this is all Bronx trash. 1.00

00:45:14.000 And by the way, I'm not going to make any bones about this. 0.99

00:45:17.000 I said to my daughter, we live near the Bronx.

00:45:20.000 I said, let me make something clear to you, my dear.

00:45:23.000 You're never going to the Bronx.

00:45:25.000 You're never having friends from the Bronx.

00:45:27.000 And no one from the Bronx is ever coming within 100 yards of you.

00:45:33.000 It is Afghanistan.

00:45:34.000 That's me.

00:45:35.000 No, no, no to the Bronx.

00:45:38.000 I'm a Bronx guy.

00:45:38.000 I come over for dinner.

00:45:39.000 I'm cool.

00:45:40.000 And I think that her and her friends, they're all rich white girls, right? 0.98

00:45:43.000 So they're like, oh, that's racist. 0.63

00:45:45.000 And I just took the New York Post.

00:45:48.000 I laid it down in front of her.

00:45:50.000 16-year-old girl shot this weekend.

00:45:52.000 Two other people shot in the leg.

00:45:54.000 The Bronx is the 80s Bronx today.

00:45:58.000 It is.

00:46:00.000 And it's been like that for about a year now.

00:46:03.000 I came back from, was it Okemo?

00:46:06.000 I forget where we came back from, but we were gone for a long time, like 10 days.

00:46:10.000 And I had a pile of New York posts in my lobby.

00:46:13.000 And I just went, I'm going to go through all these, have a coffee, whatever.

00:46:18.000 And you really get a great grand perspective when you read 10 New York posts.

00:46:25.000 And I'm telling you, man, the Bronx, the Bronx, the Bronx.

00:46:29.000 Bronx woman killed.

00:46:31.000 Fire in the Bronx.

00:46:32.000 Arsonus in the Bronx.

00:46:33.000 Cops shot in the Bronx. 1.00

00:46:35.000 And there's so many fucking drive-by shootings and accidental children getting shot. 0.99

00:46:42.000 Who is there? 1.00

00:46:43.000 It's fucking DDP, Dominicans Don't Play? 1.00

00:46:47.000 I've heard of them either. 1.00

00:46:48.000 I don't think MS-13 is that big.

00:46:51.000 There's a ton of bloods. 0.98

00:46:52.000 There's Trinitarios.

00:46:53.000 There's Latin Kings. 1.00

00:46:56.000 Latin Kings.

00:46:56.000 There's almost no Crips, though.

00:46:58.000 So if you're a Crip in the Bronx, you're a dead man. 1.00

00:47:02.000 They represent like 1% of gangs.

00:47:04.000 I kind of respect them.

00:47:06.000 To put on a blue bandana in the South Bronx.

00:47:10.000 But what do they call this precinct down there in the South Bronx?

00:47:13.000 They call it the Alamo.

00:47:14.000 I said that to my daughter.

00:47:15.000 Why do they call the, I forget the number, 36 precinct, the Alamo.

00:47:21.000 Because it's in a war zone.

00:47:23.000 No, you're not going to a war zone. 0.99

00:47:27.000 There was like fucking 10 shootings this weekend. 0.99

00:47:30.000 And they always say, crime up in New York. 0.99

00:47:33.000 New York's a war zone.

00:47:35.000 No.

00:47:36.000 Well, yes, but 80% of those deaths are East New York, which is shithole Brooklyn, and the Boogie Down Bronx, South Bronx.

00:47:46.000 It really is bad.

00:47:47.000 Wow.

00:47:48.000 Harlem's not that bad. 1.00

00:47:50.000 It's all red.

00:47:52.000 Is that Staten Island?

00:47:54.000 Staten Island, yep.

00:47:55.000 Wow, I didn't know Staten Island was so bad.

00:47:56.000 That's huge.

00:47:57.000 That's the Wu-Tang clan. 0.99

00:47:59.000 Wu-Tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with. 1.00

00:48:01.000 Protect your neck. 1.00

00:48:03.000 Yeah, but the Bronx. 1.00

00:48:04.000 Yeah, look at Manhattan, that uncircumcised penis. 1.00

00:48:06.000 It's doing pretty good. 1.00

00:48:09.000 And that's Harlem, too.

00:48:11.000 But then you start going north, it starts getting real red.

00:48:14.000 Why is Queens so all the Asians? 1.00

00:48:17.000 Queens is Italian and Asians and Indians.

00:48:20.000 But wait, what's uh when does it start going red at the top of Manhattan there?

00:48:24.000 Probably Harlem. 0.64

00:48:25.000 I'm gonna guess.

00:48:28.000 Uh, let me see.

00:48:29.000 Can you zoom?

00:48:30.000 I want to see the first red number.

00:48:35.000 9.78.

00:48:40.000 Wait, what's going on here?

00:48:41.000 These charts don't make sense.

00:48:42.000 That's the precincts.

00:48:42.000 Yeah, I don't get that.

00:48:46.000 But it doesn't tell you what's Harlem, right?

00:48:48.000 No.

00:48:49.000 Well, you'll notice primary neighborhood.

00:48:51.000 Harlem doesn't appear.

00:48:52.000 Wait, Williamsburg is bad?

00:48:53.000 What are you talking about?

00:48:55.000 Might be now. 0.99

00:48:56.000 This chart is fucked up. 0.98

00:49:00.000 Areas with the most injured persons, Williamsburg. 0.99

00:49:03.000 You know what I bet that is?

00:49:04.000 I bet that's South Williamsburg, which is all Dominicans, not hipsters. 1.00

00:49:08.000 Wait, is this car accidents?

00:49:10.000 Because on the bottom right, it says persons injured per 100 collisions. 1.00

00:49:13.000 Holy fuck, Ryan. 1.00

00:49:17.000 You are the stupidest fucking piece of shit. 1.00

00:49:20.000 I looked up Crime Map and that popped up and I'm like, that looks pretty cool. 1.00

00:49:23.000 I guess drunk driving is technically a crime.

00:49:25.000 Yes, that's true.

00:49:26.000 Look up murders, man.

00:49:28.000 Murders New York City.

00:49:29.000 Gotcha. 0.99

00:49:30.000 Murders. 1.00

00:49:31.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:49:32.000 I'm sitting here looking at drunk drivers trying to figure out why Williamsburg is so high. 1.00

00:49:36.000 I wonder.

00:49:38.000 Wait, where all the Asians live, the car accidents must be way up there. 1.00

00:49:41.000 Chinatown.

00:49:43.000 Chinatown's off the chart.

00:49:44.000 It's like dark purple.

00:49:45.000 They didn't have a red dark enough.

00:49:47.000 It has, yeah, on the key, it just says Chinatown.

00:49:50.000 South London, what are you doing?

00:49:50.000 It's its own.

00:49:52.000 I'm showing you my search.

00:49:53.000 Murders by Burroughs, New York City.

00:49:55.000 But you didn't put in NYC?

00:49:57.000 I did now.

00:50:00.000 Let's see here.

00:50:01.000 Are you on pills or something?

00:50:02.000 No.

00:50:03.000 Promise?

00:50:04.000 Yes, I promise.

00:50:07.000 Bronze number one.

00:50:09.000 Manhattan, number two.

00:50:11.000 And that's probably Harlem.

00:50:12.000 Brooklyn, number three.

00:50:14.000 That's East New York.

00:50:15.000 Staten Island, who cares?

00:50:17.000 You think Manhattan is most of them?

00:50:18.000 Staten Island doesn't exist.

00:50:19.000 Harlem is most of Manhattan.

00:50:21.000 It accounts for most of that violent crime.

00:50:23.000 I guarantee you Harlem accounts for at least half. 0.87

00:50:27.000 75%.

00:50:29.000 80%.

00:50:30.000 Manhattan is expensive.

00:50:30.000 Absolutely.

00:50:33.000 Yeah.

00:50:33.000 East Village, Lower East Side, still expensive.

00:50:36.000 Before COVID, there were no murders.

00:50:38.000 Although now, folks, we go to Manhattan every day.

00:50:42.000 You may want to reboot what you think of this city.

00:50:44.000 Every day as I drive to my parking garage to do this show, I see more homeless people than normal people.

00:50:52.000 And I'm not exaggerating.

00:50:53.000 There's areas in Hell's Kitchen where you'll see hipsters out on the street drinking.

00:50:58.000 Williamsburg is still a pretty hipster.

00:51:00.000 But as far as like Midtown, Chelsea, Chinatown, Lower Manhattan, there's no finance guys in Lower Manhattan.

00:51:09.000 Manhattan is the majority homeless.

00:51:13.000 And when I say homeless, I don't mean a charming old bum with a top hat that's on the opened up and a little bindle and brother, can you spare a dime? 0.99

00:51:22.000 I mean like screaming elephants, lunatics. 0.58

00:51:28.000 I forgot to bring the post in, but there's a picture in the post of a man screaming as his friend holds him back.

00:51:35.000 There's nothing there.

00:51:38.000 He's not screaming at a thing.

00:51:40.000 He didn't just see a little kid get shot in the head.

00:51:44.000 What are you looking up?

00:51:46.000 New York Post front pages?

00:51:48.000 Yeah, usually I find it.

00:51:49.000 That's not what I'm talking about.

00:51:50.000 Oh, it's not the front pages.

00:51:51.000 I'm talking about the internal.

00:51:53.000 Ah.

00:51:55.000 I don't know.

00:51:58.000 I said an article in the post.

00:52:01.000 By the way, two haunting stories.

00:52:06.000 Recently, about a black guy who drove into two 11-year-old boys, another black guy who shot a five-year-old in the head because the kid rode his bike onto his property, shot him dead.

00:52:17.000 That's in this past three days. 1.00

00:52:20.000 And we should open ourselves to the possibility that these men, obviously they could just be evil pieces of shit, but these men may have just been reading all of this Black Lives Matter, white people hate you, you live in a racist country, this is built on slavery, we're horrible, America, KKK, and just getting it again and again and again, bang, bang, bang. 1.00

00:52:44.000 And eventually, if you're stupid and drunk, and you keep getting hammered with the fact that all white people kill you, and George Floyd was just on his way to work. 1.00

00:52:53.000 He was a mathematician, and he was working on a cure for cancer, and we kneeled on him to death. 1.00

00:52:58.000 It's possible that those murders come from a guy that goes, well, then fuck white people. 1.00

00:53:04.000 Fuck them if they're doing that to us. 1.00

00:53:05.000 I'm going to shoot them. 1.00

00:53:07.000 I'd want to do that if I heard about a group. 1.00

00:53:09.000 If Armenians were just slaughtering white people for no reason and killing kids, I'd go, well, then fuck Armenians. 1.00

00:53:18.000 That might be where we're at, folks. 1.00

00:53:21.000 North Carolina man.

00:53:23.000 Oh, yeah, I saw it.

00:53:24.000 I mean, why'd you leave it?

00:53:28.000 That's an area like Chicago.

00:53:30.000 It's about 50% black, 50% white.

00:53:33.000 But relatively middle class.

00:53:35.000 And they just shot a little boy.

00:53:36.000 What was his name?

00:53:39.000 He's got a weird name.

00:53:42.000 That's the guy who did it.

00:53:44.000 Like a victim.

00:53:45.000 Kennan Hinnant is his name.

00:53:51.000 Pretty horrific.

00:53:53.000 Anyway, I sent you some pictures.

00:53:57.000 I think I meant to discuss this with Wayne, but what's interesting about Biden choosing Kamala is it exposes all of this hypocrisy.

00:54:08.000 And we have Biden bitching about he didn't want his kids to grow up in a racial jungle.

00:54:13.000 We have Kamala talking about how he's racist and now saying I guess he isn't racist anymore.

00:54:23.000 We have Kamala talking about how we need more police, throwing everyone in jail for marijuana and then now saying defund the police. 0.94

00:54:36.000 So this has got to be one of the most hypocritical DNC presidentials ever because they both are running against each other in a sense. 0.54

00:54:45.000 Kamala the cop, Kamala the law and order Nazi is now Miss Peace and Love. 0.99

00:54:52.000 Save the blacks. 0.99

00:54:54.000 She was throwing the blacks in jail for having grow lamps and now she's like, we're groovy. 0.97

00:55:00.000 Similarly, she was also calling, she was also saying that I believe all women and Joe Biden's accusers and calling him racist.

00:55:10.000 Now she's high-fiving him. 0.95

00:55:11.000 So it's a real grow lamp on the plant of the DNC and their hypocrisy is flowering. 0.95

00:55:21.000 Look at this. 0.91

00:55:22.000 Look at that picture.

00:55:25.000 A third of the front page.

00:55:28.000 Like you have to invest in blue ink when you put out that particular issue because your cyan is going to be tapped when you print that.

00:55:38.000 Meanwhile, now I'm covering this.

00:55:41.000 You don't need a lot of ink for the Mike Pence announcement back in 2016.

00:55:46.000 Oh, that.

00:55:48.000 There we go.

00:55:49.000 Wow.

00:55:50.000 It's compared to Mike Pence's vice president.

00:55:59.000 One blows out your speakers.

00:56:01.000 The other is AMSR.

00:56:04.000 ASMR.

00:56:05.000 ASMR?

00:56:06.000 Yes.

00:56:07.000 And look at Sean King.

00:56:10.000 He's changed his tune a little bit.

00:56:12.000 I'll be frank and tell you, zoom in.

00:56:15.000 I'll be frank and tell you, two Democrats, that I am 99%, not 100%.

00:56:19.000 It's like a condom.

00:56:21.000 Sure, I won't be supporting primarily because of their dismal history on criminal justice reform.

00:56:27.000 I think he meant abysmal.

00:56:30.000 Dismal history on criminal justice reform over the course of their entire careers. 1.00

00:56:33.000 Joe Biden and shithead bitch cunt Camilla Harris. 1.00

00:56:38.000 They both helped build and advance mass incarceration. 1.00

00:56:41.000 I hope they rot in hell. 1.00

00:56:43.000 I will never, ever support them. 1.00

00:56:47.000 I would shoot them right now if they were in front of me. 1.00

00:56:50.000 End quote. 1.00

00:56:51.000 End quote.

00:56:52.000 Two years later?

00:56:53.000 That's it for me.

00:56:54.000 I am incredibly proud to see brilliant black woman and HBCU grad chosen as a vice presidential nominee.

00:57:03.000 I've done political work my whole life.

00:57:05.000 It's rarely things dreams are made of.

00:57:10.000 Kamala Harris is the most progressive VP nominee in American history.

00:57:15.000 Coming at you from a black man's voice, Sean King. 0.63

00:57:22.000 Again, every time we bring up Sean King, we wonder about him in bed when you're drifting off to sleep and you're having self-doubt and you wonder about your life and you wonder if your wife's ever had an affair and you wonder if you're getting sued and you wonder if your children will be sick. 0.90

00:57:41.000 Your mind races.

00:57:42.000 I don't enjoy that time of the day. 0.99

00:57:44.000 And does Sean go, what the fuck am I doing? 1.00

00:57:49.000 I'm not black. 1.00

00:57:51.000 I'm not a black person.

00:57:54.000 Yet here I sit with my black wife and my black kids and I'm a world-renowned black activist. 0.97

00:58:01.000 Like, will this go on till I die? 0.97

00:58:04.000 What if they do DNA?

00:58:06.000 What if they do a DNA test when I die?

00:58:09.000 What if I have like diabetes when I get older and part of that, you know, cure or whatever treatment involves a DNA test?

00:58:20.000 What if that ever gets out? 0.70

00:58:23.000 Maybe by then, like, you can argue that even though you're not black genetically, you are black. 0.97

00:58:28.000 But then I'm Rachel Dolazel. 1.00

00:58:33.000 And then his wife, his black wife, leans over and goes, You thinking about all that white shit again? 1.00

00:58:40.000 I'm going to suck you off. 1.00

00:58:43.000 And she does a Kamala, and all his troubles are gone. 1.00

00:58:48.000 What a supportive wife. 1.00

00:58:51.000 She dozes off.

00:58:53.000 No problem for the next 24 hours.

00:58:55.000 Here's something I discovered.

00:58:56.000 Me, Gavin McInnes.

00:58:58.000 This isn't related really to Kamal Harris, but it sort of is.

00:59:01.000 Okay, go to the big picture of Biden on the phone. 0.97

00:59:06.000 So everyone's talking about this, and it's funny because his fucking phone is upside down and it's broken, right? 0.91

00:59:15.000 And underneath his phone, Peter Sellers in the movie Being There has a script. 0.97

00:59:22.000 I'm so glad we did that Being There thing.

00:59:25.000 That was, yeah, it was good.

00:59:26.000 Because it's becoming truer by the hour.

00:59:29.000 So he has a script and it includes lines like, I'm calling you because I've just, why are you showing me right now? 0.99

00:59:37.000 I'm calling you because I've decided you make a great vice president, whatever your fucking name is. 0.98

00:59:44.000 Were you on the Cosby show at any point? 0.99

00:59:47.000 You look like one of the daughters there.

00:59:49.000 Are you even black? 0.96

00:59:50.000 Oh, you're Indian. 1.00

00:59:52.000 Oh, dura Kali.

00:59:53.000 Hey, Nasta.

00:59:54.000 I love Baba Ganoush.

00:59:55.000 Are you Sean Queen?

00:59:57.000 Do you, would you ever consider singing for the band Journey?

01:00:01.000 They have a Filipino man right now.

01:00:03.000 I think you'd be much better.

01:00:04.000 You look exactly like him.

01:00:06.000 Anyway, I'm pointing my phone at you to give you my love energy through the charging device at the bottom.

01:00:13.000 Are you feeling it?

01:00:15.000 You getting any of those vibes?

01:00:17.000 So anyway, everyone noticed the phone.

01:00:19.000 Everyone noticed the script.

01:00:21.000 I will admit that someone noticed the cartoon says, why me?

01:00:27.000 And that's a framed cartoon on his desk.

01:00:31.000 Now, that's not the next picture, Ryan.

01:00:34.000 That is.

01:00:36.000 So as a cartoonist myself, I recognize that's Hagar the Horrible, right?

01:00:41.000 Very generic, boring, Garfield, Cassie type cartoon.

01:00:45.000 So this is now everyone else has discovered everything I told you already.

01:00:48.000 This is the Get Off My Lawn discovery.

01:00:50.000 I looked up the cartoon and I found it.

01:00:53.000 This is the cartoon.

01:00:55.000 Now, Sunday funnies are pretty hard to get.

01:00:59.000 So I understand if you don't get this, but let me explain it to you.

01:01:04.000 He's saying, why me?

01:01:06.000 Like when a man is being persecuted and there's all this death and destruction in Brimston, fire in Brimston, you say, why me?

01:01:14.000 And then God comes down and he says a grand message, like you have been chosen, for you are the strongest man and the greatest Viking, and you must conquer Scotland and make Scotland the powerhouse it can be, the juggernaut it was meant to be.

01:01:30.000 And then that's a big part of, you know, major stories and folklore and the Bible.

01:01:36.000 So wouldn't it be funny if you asked for this grand message from the Lord and he just goes, I don't know, why not?

01:01:45.000 You're nothing special.

01:01:47.000 And it's very relevant that that's been framed on his desk because it implies that Joe Biden and everyone around him recognizes that he's not special, that he's not braveheart, that he is a random dart on a dartboard.

01:02:08.000 He's just triple three.

01:02:12.000 That's what Joe Biden is.

01:02:13.000 Oh, that's nine.

01:02:15.000 I mean, that's better than three.

01:02:17.000 I got triple three.

01:02:19.000 You're blindly throwing darts at a dartboard.

01:02:22.000 That's what Joe Biden is.

01:02:23.000 Trump is a bullseye.

01:02:25.000 Trump is who we need.

01:02:26.000 He's the chosen one.

01:02:27.000 He's William Wallace.

01:02:29.000 He's Braveheart. 0.99

01:02:30.000 He's fucking, what's the guy in the Matrix? 1.00

01:02:32.000 Neo. 1.00

01:02:33.000 Neo.

01:02:34.000 He's Neo.

01:02:35.000 And so you should be.

01:02:36.000 What kind of Neo just goes, I happen to be here at the time.

01:02:42.000 Maybe I'll be the next leader of the free world or not.

01:02:45.000 I don't have to be.

01:02:47.000 Peter Sellers.

01:02:48.000 Peter Sellers and Being Man.

01:02:50.000 We called it.

01:02:51.000 Why not?

01:02:52.000 Why not?

01:02:53.000 Wow.

01:02:54.000 Why not Chancy the Gardener?

01:02:56.000 I run this garden with my remote camera.

01:02:59.000 You have to water the roots.

01:03:00.000 Do you have lunch?

01:03:06.000 My son tried to convince me he could fart out doot, doot, doot, doot.

01:03:10.000 No way.

01:03:11.000 And I don't know what's going on with his stomach, but he was like, No.

01:03:15.000 And then it just began like, What?

01:03:21.000 Dead fish?

01:03:23.000 First of all, why do you have so much juice in there?

01:03:26.000 And secondly, why is it so juicy?

01:03:29.000 Hope we isn't watching this episode going, what did I? 1.00

01:03:33.000 Ah, fuck. 1.00

01:03:34.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:03:36.000 I didn't know there was so much juicy fart jokes.

01:03:40.000 He actually got some of the notes?

01:03:43.000 But he's a military guy.

01:03:44.000 Military guys, cops, rich kids who went to boarding school, people in bands who had to tour and were stuck in a van.

01:03:52.000 They all have a level of riff that is abnormally high.

01:04:00.000 This guy seems like a cool guy to hang out with.

01:04:02.000 He was unstirred a lot.

01:04:03.000 He was unstirred a lot.

01:04:15.000 You know, on a serious note, I remember hearing that guy on Stern, and he had a horrible like colon cancer thing. 0.98

01:04:22.000 And he has a man-made anus. 0.97

01:04:26.000 No. 0.99

01:04:27.000 That's why he can control it like.

01:04:27.000 Yeah.

01:04:30.000 So it makes you think, how advanced are we as a society that we can make a butthole? 0.78

01:04:36.000 I mean, that's not easy to make.

01:04:39.000 I think he was having some problems with it, but every time I meet a doctor who's like an ER guy or something, I always say, okay, some mafia dude, you know, he was a made guy, but he didn't pay his bills, whatever, and he betrayed the godfather.

01:04:54.000 Anyway, someone's cut off his eyelid.

01:05:00.000 What do you do?

01:05:02.000 They never have a good answer, by the way.

01:05:04.000 Because the sad part would be: all right, we just bandage it up.

01:05:08.000 Well, now I have a perfectly good eye.

01:05:10.000 Right.

01:05:11.000 That's just the only reason I can't use it is because of your, you couldn't get me a new eyelid.

01:05:16.000 But I understand how you can't make an eyelid because it's got to go like that.

01:05:21.000 I have an idea.

01:05:22.000 What?

01:05:23.000 Okay, so.

01:05:24.000 This will be good.

01:05:25.000 Okay, so it needs to blink, right?

01:05:28.000 It needs muscle tissue in it.

01:05:30.000 Right.

01:05:31.000 So what you do is you just seal it.

01:05:33.000 So that way it's just, that's the top of the eyelid.

01:05:36.000 It does not move.

01:05:36.000 But the bottom one, you raise the whole eye.

01:05:39.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:05:39.000 Hold on.

01:05:40.000 Seal it.

01:05:41.000 We quarterize it or whatever.

01:05:44.000 You turn it into four quarters?

01:05:44.000 Quarterize it.

01:05:47.000 What's quarterize?

01:05:49.000 Cauterize?

01:05:50.000 Cauterize.

01:05:51.000 Well, you also say brimston, which I've just discovered today.

01:05:54.000 It's brimstone.

01:05:57.000 Not in Britain, it's not.

01:05:59.000 So what you're saying is, what you're trying to say is you sew the eyelid to the top.

01:06:05.000 I'm saying you leave.

01:06:05.000 No, no, no.

01:06:08.000 All right, it's gone.

01:06:08.000 There's nothing there.

01:06:09.000 It's gone, but it's healed, right?

01:06:09.000 It's gone.

01:06:11.000 So what you're going to do is you're going to raise the whole...

01:06:16.000 How do I raise this?

01:06:17.000 No, the bottom.

01:06:18.000 How do I raise the bottom?

01:06:19.000 You just do like a facelift type of thing like this.

01:06:21.000 So I cut here.

01:06:22.000 No, no, no, cut.

01:06:24.000 Well, you can't just raise stuff.

01:06:26.000 You could do a tuck.

01:06:28.000 Yeah, I guess you got to cut.

01:06:29.000 You got to cut.

01:06:29.000 Whatever.

01:06:30.000 You've got to cut here and pull this up.

01:06:32.000 So now this guy has this bizarre...

01:06:36.000 One chink eye, but it's even weirder than a chink eye. 1.00

01:06:39.000 It's okay.

01:06:39.000 This is your guy, by the way.

01:06:41.000 But it's functional.

01:06:43.000 That's fine.

01:06:43.000 No, I don't think your bottom...

01:06:49.000 It would.

01:06:51.000 No, it wouldn't.

01:06:52.000 Look, go like this.

01:06:53.000 It does.

01:06:54.000 Yeah, I have to scrunch my cheek to get up there.

01:06:59.000 Mine absolutely does.

01:07:03.000 I guess it does a bit, yeah.

01:07:04.000 So then the bottom one's doing all the closure.

01:07:04.000 Yeah.

01:07:07.000 He looks like a freak, but he's still got an eyeball. 0.94

01:07:09.000 I'd rather look like a freak than have a ball. 1.00

01:07:11.000 No, I think I'd rather be the coolest dude on the block with a black eye patch than just say, fuck you, I. That's a Bad Brains album. 1.00

01:07:20.000 It's called Fuck You I. It was a sequel to Eye Against Eye, where HR prayed to Ja so much that Ja just said, you know what? 1.00

01:07:30.000 I'm not answering any more prayers. 0.99

01:07:31.000 And then the next album was called Fuck You I. Are you sure? 0.99

01:07:36.000 Insider 80s Hardcore Jokes.

01:07:38.000 All right.

01:07:39.000 I was looking up and I didn't find it.

01:07:42.000 Eye Against Eye is a popular album. 0.99

01:07:44.000 Fuck you I is not a popular album. 0.99

01:07:46.000 Now I guess the thing I invented. 1.00

01:07:48.000 Very funny.

01:07:50.000 Should we do a whole auction of John's prison drawings?

01:07:54.000 That'd be massive.

01:07:56.000 Well, now that's him earning money for his family.

01:07:56.000 Imagine that.

01:08:00.000 Yeah, and the thing I like about it is there's somewhat what's the word I'm looking for?

01:08:07.000 Not naive, but crude or something.

01:08:12.000 But charming, endearing.

01:08:16.000 He's just started drawing since he was arrested, basically.

01:08:19.000 So, you know, new, fresh.

01:08:24.000 I don't even open this one yet.

01:08:25.000 Jesus Christ.

01:08:27.000 But say you hate the Proud Boys, whatever.

01:08:30.000 Prison drawings.

01:08:31.000 Like when I was a young man, everyone would try to collect a John Wayne Gacy art.

01:08:36.000 I have not seen this one yet.

01:08:38.000 I meant to open it on air.

01:08:39.000 Can you help me find my pen?

01:08:40.000 Nice.

01:08:41.000 I threw it there like a dart.

01:08:44.000 And I blew up my flip-flop.

01:08:50.000 Whoa, this feels fancy.

01:08:51.000 Thank you.

01:08:59.000 Yeah, take a link.

01:09:01.000 Okay, ready, folks? 0.99

01:09:03.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:09:08.000 No, I just showed the address. 1.00

01:09:18.000 I know it's crappy quality, but making a stencil in prison is harder than you think.

01:09:22.000 Every big shot has a portrait, but a stencil is reserved for immortal icons.

01:09:31.000 Oh, cool.

01:09:32.000 So what he's done is he's made a stencil of me.

01:09:36.000 This is when we were protesting Linda Sarseur doing a talk, and we were saying, you need to be aware of who Linda Sarsour is.

01:09:47.000 She's a rabid, anti-Semite, radical activist goon, and she shouldn't be normalized. 1.00

01:09:55.000 We want her to have a speech. 0.92

01:09:57.000 We're pro-free speech, but we wanted everyone to know who you're inviting to your speech.

01:10:02.000 So John has made a stencil of this.

01:10:05.000 And while I was standing there in the rain, by the way, completely surrounded with Hasidic Jews who also agreed with us, but the media totally ignored them, didn't take any pictures of them, and just took pictures of us and proud boys to frame the Nazi narrative, which ironically ended up getting John put in prison. 0.97

01:10:25.000 Fucking amazing. 0.98

01:10:26.000 Whenever a conservative... 0.99

01:10:33.000 Whenever a conservative bows to the liberals and bends the knee, there is one man they demand be renounced.

01:10:40.000 Gavin McInnes, the icon of American patriotism.

01:10:44.000 All others are a formality.

01:10:46.000 Happy belated birthday.

01:10:47.000 John.

01:10:48.000 Wow, that's really fantastic.

01:10:51.000 That's a tear jerker.

01:10:56.000 And he also sent this a while ago.

01:11:06.000 Yeah, we should do a whole separate auction of John drawings.

01:11:11.000 Thanks for showing my dandruff.

01:11:13.000 I remember I said to G. Voche once, I go, the woman in Krass, I go, I love the whole black thing with Krass. 0.98

01:11:20.000 And every time, about every year, I go, why don't I always wear black?

01:11:24.000 I'm going to become a black guy.

01:11:27.000 Like Johnny Cash, who always wears black. 0.95

01:11:29.000 Like Sean King.

01:11:30.000 Like Sean King.

01:11:32.000 And then you do it, and you're like, yeah, this looks cool.

01:11:34.000 It looks like, pull up Joe Strummer, bank robber.

01:11:37.000 You're like, that's going to be my vibe from now on.

01:11:40.000 Daddy Was a bank robber.

01:11:43.000 Emily and I did karaoke the other night, and we were so drunk that it was not a cool, beautiful couple singing together, enjoying themselves.

01:11:53.000 We were elbowing each other out of the way.

01:11:55.000 We were alone, obviously, but it was like, I want to do a song.

01:11:58.000 And then I was doing the clash, and then she would do like Nick Cave, and we weren't enjoying each other doing each other's song. 0.99

01:12:04.000 We were like, yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking.

01:12:06.000 It's like when you're drunk and you're showing YouTube videos, and you can't wait for them to be done showing you that so you can show them, does this do anything? 0.99

01:12:15.000 So that look.

01:12:16.000 Can you zoom out a bit?

01:12:17.000 We can't really see his look.

01:12:21.000 He's got a black dress shirt on and a black suit. 0.57

01:12:26.000 Come on, stoned.

01:12:30.000 So you see that as a man of any age, and you go, that's the new me. 0.90

01:12:37.000 I'm black suit guy. 0.99

01:12:39.000 And then, as a beard owner, you do it, and then you look down when you're on the train, and you just see fucking Dandruff. 1.00

01:12:50.000 Just fucking dead skin cells. 0.99

01:12:53.000 And you go, oh, that's why I don't do it. 1.00

01:12:55.000 And I said that to G. I told her exactly what I just told you.

01:12:59.000 And she goes, what kind of self-respecting punk isn't covered in Dandruff?

01:13:07.000 Good point.

01:13:08.000 Touche.

01:13:11.000 Let's start taking calls and making doodles for John Kinsman.

01:13:17.000 Doodles for justice.

01:13:19.000 Doodles for justice.

01:13:21.000 Okay.

01:13:21.000 and justice for liberty.

01:13:23.000 What should I do?

01:13:28.000 Should I draw a thing?

01:13:29.000 Thank you.

01:13:36.000 Herbing music's probably way easier than party music.

01:13:40.000 Thanks, Ryan.

01:13:41.000 Just pins.

01:13:43.000 I've been hanging out.

01:13:44.000 My wife was away at Martha's Vineyard this week.

01:13:47.000 And so I've been hanging out with my son non-stop.

01:13:49.000 He's smarter than you.

01:13:52.000 Johnny.

01:13:55.000 He says things like, I wonder, what if heaven was exactly like this?

01:13:55.000 Ouch.

01:14:03.000 Wow.

01:14:05.000 My son is more profound than you.

01:14:08.000 Well, that's a country song.

01:14:10.000 My son is more profound than you.

01:14:12.000 No, what if heaven is this?

01:14:15.000 We got Taylor online.

01:14:18.000 What's up, Taylor Bean?

01:14:19.000 Are we giving anything away?

01:14:20.000 No?

01:14:21.000 No?

01:14:21.000 Okay.

01:14:22.000 Gavin.

01:14:23.000 Gavin.

01:14:24.000 Yes.

01:14:25.000 Can you hear me?

01:14:26.000 You sound like you're about to chastise me.

01:14:26.000 I can.

01:14:30.000 Well, anyway, you know, you're right about gays hating women. 1.00

01:14:36.000 Like, when the fag hags that hang around with gays, like, we just have them around to make ourselves feel better, basically. 1.00

01:14:45.000 And sometimes, you know. 0.99

01:14:47.000 But what I wanted to talk to you about is the homeless crisis in LA.

01:14:52.000 It's way worse than New York City.

01:14:55.000 Like, two weeks ago, I was driving up La Brea Boulevard, and there was a homeless guy with his pants at his ankles just beating off.

01:15:05.000 Okay. 0.99

01:15:06.000 Okay, we got a lot of wankers. 0.99

01:15:07.000 We have guys beating off in the Upper West Side and then pissing themselves after they come. 0.99

01:15:14.000 Next to a playground.

01:15:15.000 I don't know.

01:15:18.000 Really?

01:15:19.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:15:19.000 Just masturbating on a bus bench. 1.00

01:15:22.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:15:23.000 Yeah, masturbating. 0.97

01:15:24.000 Well, there's a hotel called the Lucerne that was a high-falutin hotel, probably $600 a night. 0.99

01:15:30.000 And they've taken in homeless people who just stand outside, jerk off and piss and fall asleep and scream at rocks.

01:15:37.000 So I...

01:15:41.000 Because here, like, there's a park here called Echo Park, and there's hundreds of just tents.

01:15:46.000 Do they live in tents?

01:15:47.000 Or, like, what do they do there?

01:15:49.000 I think you just won this fight, my friend.

01:15:51.000 Well, in front of the post office, they're starting to tent up, like I said.

01:15:54.000 No, but we can't fight with their tents.

01:15:56.000 Instant Roast.

01:15:57.000 LA is Tent Central.

01:15:59.000 Yeah, they got Tent Central.

01:15:59.000 I don't know.

01:16:00.000 Ryan, you ought to follow on Instagram, Street People of Los Angeles or Street People of Hollywood. 0.98

01:16:06.000 It's fucking terrifying. 0.99

01:16:08.000 Los Angeles. 0.99

01:16:08.000 And then one last thing. 0.99

01:16:10.000 I know you sort of done this like a few months ago, but you know how you did like the raising a parent thing last week?

01:16:18.000 Raising a parent?

01:16:19.000 Maybe you could make raising children rather.

01:16:22.000 I'm sorry.

01:16:23.000 In a way, you were raising parents because you're telling parents how to be parents.

01:16:27.000 I was going to see, can you do the how animals suck and how animals are losers and how they're like you had a podcast about how they're like plants once like from back when like you used to have the podcast where you started all the podcasts with like yeah I did a whole thing on on what big losers animals are and uh it was an episode it was a major episode of get off my lawn recently well no not recently no I remember that one I

01:16:57.000 remember that one it's the one where you're talking about being on an all meat diet and you talk about but that's from like when it was on it before before censored tv okay 0.91

01:17:06.000 well i could do that again that seems to be a popular thing to do i was watching this uh animal shows with my with my kids the other night and they were showing like baby elephants and how beautiful they are and how um they're endangered and i was just like how can you think a fucking elephant is beautiful it's like the worst of a scrotum it's the biggest fucking loser like a scrotum yeah they're not cute they're when i see like even they showed penguins and 0.97

01:17:35.000 they're struggling with their little fucking fake wings and i'm just like you look like a punishment you look like god caught a pedophile and said you know what i want to do worse than death i'm gonna make you this scriggling wiggling little bird that can't fly. 0.96

01:17:57.000 yeah okay and they live in the ice they live in the ice oh and they walk for like nine years to fucking put that find that place where their eggs are okay All right, thanks for calling. 0.99

01:18:09.000 We'll get on more animal hating. 0.89

01:18:11.000 I like it too.

01:18:13.000 I like it too, because it's speciesism, and we're at a point with political correctness where speciesism is bad.

01:18:20.000 Remember Joaquin Phoenix when he was accepting all his awards for the Joker.

01:18:25.000 He's like, we also have to be aware of climate change and speciesism.

01:18:30.000 And I'm thinking, really?

01:18:32.000 We got to pretend that humans are not the best species?

01:18:37.000 Maggots?

01:18:37.000 Who's better?

01:18:41.000 Like, who's better than humans? 0.97

01:18:44.000 Donkeys? 0.98

01:18:45.000 Okay. 0.93

01:18:46.000 Would you like to become a donkey tomorrow? 0.97

01:18:49.000 We got Mike. 0.81

01:18:52.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:18:54.000 Hey, man.

01:18:56.000 All right.

01:18:57.000 So I touched on something all the time, and I just had an epiphany the other day about, you know, greater context to it.

01:19:05.000 The whole idea that, you know, the West freed the slaves, you know, that the rest of the world didn't.

01:19:10.000 You can still buy a slave in Africa. 0.98

01:19:12.000 You got buy a slave in the Middle East. 0.99

01:19:13.000 You buy a slave in there.

01:19:14.000 So the West, Western civilization freed the slaves.

01:19:17.000 We don't say America because technically other countries in Europe freed in quotation marks.

01:19:23.000 Yeah, Britain wrote it down on a piece of paper first.

01:19:27.000 Congratulations, Britain.

01:19:27.000 Okay.

01:19:29.000 What did you do?

01:19:30.000 So Gabby, what did they write down on the paper?

01:19:33.000 Slavery is abolished.

01:19:36.000 Slavery is abolished.

01:19:37.000 Does that mean that those people were free?

01:19:40.000 No, because nobody in England was free.

01:19:43.000 They elevated the caste of the slaves from slave to subject. 0.64

01:19:48.000 The United States is the only country where anybody's ever been free.

01:19:52.000 And when we freed the slaves, we were the only country that actually freed slaves.

01:19:59.000 Yeah, that's a very interesting point.

01:20:01.000 And, you know, nothing matters until you test it, right?

01:20:06.000 Like if you're playing Monopoly and you just sort of steal one of the park place, then other people in the game go, that doesn't work.

01:20:15.000 You can't do that.

01:20:16.000 And then they push your piece off.

01:20:18.000 And that's why Monopoly is a good game because it has rules and parameters.

01:20:22.000 Saying slavery is abolished sounds fantastic. 0.96

01:20:26.000 Let's test it.

01:20:27.000 And America actually tested it and said, all right, you can't have slaves. 0.72

01:20:32.000 And then they said, yes, we can. 1.00

01:20:33.000 And now we've got fucking 620,000 men dead. 0.98

01:20:37.000 So apparently it wasn't as easy as just saying you're not allowed to do this anymore. 0.99

01:20:44.000 Right.

01:20:47.000 Exactly.

01:20:48.000 Like we fought this big war to free the slave.

01:20:50.000 And people try to frame that as like, why was it so hard for the United States to free the slaves when England, our closest contemporary at the time, was able to do it by paying off all the slaves.

01:21:01.000 They paid the slave owners, I guess, for the slaves or whatever.

01:21:04.000 Like they didn't fight a war because they weren't the government.

01:21:08.000 Like the government paid for the slaves.

01:21:10.000 In the United States, we were the government.

01:21:12.000 I know, but I've also looked at some time.

01:21:14.000 And I don't see slaves.

01:21:16.000 I don't see slaves in Britain.

01:21:18.000 I hear about men who were carted away in the middle of the night and had to work on a ship, but like a slave industry the way America had. 0.95

01:21:28.000 Britain didn't have that.

01:21:30.000 They had some unfortunate losers who got caught up in a scam, but they didn't have a culture of slavery the way other countries did. 0.84

01:21:38.000 So it was irrelevant. 0.96

01:21:39.000 It was like America saying, you know, we outlaw gypsies. 1.00

01:21:44.000 We don't have any fucking gypsies. 1.00

01:21:46.000 So their gesture was even more meaningless. 0.99

01:21:50.000 Yes, like what percent of their GDP was slaves?

01:21:54.000 Exactly.

01:21:54.000 So if it cost the queen whatever there was at the time to pay whatever measly amount it took to get rid of the few amount of slaves there were in England.

01:22:04.000 I mean, it's absurd to even on that basis.

01:22:07.000 It's absurd to compare.

01:22:09.000 Well, this is all covered.

01:22:10.000 Those slaves freed were actually just royal subjects after being relinquished from slavery.

01:22:17.000 It's not the same thing.

01:22:19.000 They were elevated from slave to subject.

01:22:22.000 The United States, they became free men.

01:22:25.000 And this is covered in Pat Buchanan's book.

01:22:27.000 In Pat Buchanan's book, Death of the West, he goes, that the West did not start slavery.

01:22:32.000 Yes, we participated in a horrible thing, but we alone abolished it. 1.00

01:22:37.000 So everyone was doing terrible shit. 0.99

01:22:38.000 The whole like, we abused the Indians. 1.00

01:22:41.000 Yes, we did. 0.97

01:22:42.000 But everyone abused the Indians and the Indians abused everyone. 1.00

01:22:45.000 You've got to put it in the context of the time.

01:22:47.000 Yes, Columbus was harsh.

01:22:49.000 Life was harsh.

01:22:51.000 So we had slaves, but who else lost the modern equivalent of 5 million men ending it?

01:22:58.000 How about a thank you?

01:23:02.000 How about that?

01:23:04.000 You'll never get that.

01:23:05.000 As a matter of our guy, Denesh, he coined a term that I thought was beautiful.

01:23:09.000 He said the conquest ethic of the past.

01:23:13.000 He's like, how do we reconcile for the conquest ethic of the past?

01:23:16.000 Acknowledging that back then, to show up somewhere and take control, that wasn't like something the American columnists did that was especially evil.

01:23:25.000 What they did was like nothing compared to the regular human history up to that point.

01:23:29.000 Like that was just, that was justified in that time.

01:23:33.000 And it also wasn't a party.

01:23:35.000 It was a matter of survival.

01:23:36.000 Like this, this idea of these swashbuckling billionaires with chests of gold going from country to country, annihilating people on a lark.

01:23:45.000 Like even with the American pioneers, you were digging up your dead grandmother and eating her because the family was starving to death. 0.86

01:23:52.000 No one was laughing during this time.

01:23:56.000 Oh, yeah.

01:23:57.000 They weren't like, you know, driving around in Mustangs in 1750. 0.99

01:24:04.000 They were eating fucking intestines because that was all the, you know, their grandma's intestines, for God's sake. 0.99

01:24:04.000 All right. 0.99

01:24:11.000 These were valid points, sir.

01:24:13.000 Thank you for calling in.

01:24:16.000 I appreciate the validation.

01:24:17.000 Thanks, guys.

01:24:18.000 Have a great night.

01:24:20.000 It's kind of a sad goodbye, isn't it, when people call in and you're just like, goodbye.

01:24:25.000 By the way, huge announcement.

01:24:30.000 We have comments on censored.

01:24:34.000 We have comments on censored TV. 1.00

01:24:36.000 If you jump in there and you start saying Jews, fucking little hats, Jews control the media, and we're all blacks are naturally predisposed to crime and blah, blah, blah. 1.00

01:24:51.000 We're just going to cut you off. 1.00

01:24:53.000 We're going to ban you. 0.90

01:24:54.000 Well, you said you're about free speech.

01:24:56.000 Yeah, I am.

01:24:57.000 And I've tried that before. 0.99

01:24:58.000 But you guys, you fucking weirdo super righties, you don't just like come in with a new angle. 0.99

01:25:07.000 The Holocaust didn't happen. 1.00

01:25:08.000 You pollute the whole conversation until other people go, oh, this is like a Holocaust denier vibe.

01:25:14.000 All right, that's not my cup of tea.

01:25:15.000 And you kill the conversation.

01:25:17.000 So you're actually, and this is hard for people to digest, but you're actually hurting free speech with your free speech.

01:25:26.000 Well, you're either for all of it or none at all.

01:25:29.000 Yeah, I know, I know.

01:25:31.000 But it's sort of like we would go to these anarchist gatherings as young punk rockers.

01:25:37.000 And we had this thing, we had the talking stick.

01:25:41.000 And that was how we did an anarchist way to let people talk.

01:25:45.000 And there were these guys, these weird mentally ill punks, who would grab the talking stick and just talk about their therapy. 0.77

01:25:51.000 Yeah, well, my therapist says that I have compulsion disorder, but this has not been diagnosed by any of my other therapists. 0.78

01:25:59.000 And everyone else is just sort of going like, do I leave now?

01:26:02.000 Like, how long do I got to listen to this? 0.99

01:26:04.000 So the ones who grab the talking stick and cover it in shit, we just sort of get rid of them because it kills conversation. 0.99

01:26:13.000 We want you to have the right, by the way, to speak your mind. 0.99

01:26:17.000 And we would never ban you from any platform, you know, from the right to speak in public or have a conference or anything like that. 0.99

01:26:28.000 I think fucking pedophiles should have the right to have a conference. 1.00

01:26:32.000 Nazis, everyone. 1.00

01:26:33.000 KKK should be able to march.

01:26:35.000 Yeah.

01:26:36.000 But not in my house.

01:26:37.000 And it's also like it falls on you, whatever's being said.

01:26:44.000 Any reason to tarnish you any further is going to be you.

01:26:47.000 So that's not good.

01:26:49.000 I never even thought of that.

01:26:50.000 I don't really care about that.

01:26:52.000 We got. 0.99

01:26:54.000 This drawing sucks. 0.98

01:26:54.000 Hello. 0.98

01:26:57.000 I tried to draw this.

01:26:59.000 Hands are really hard.

01:27:00.000 Please be a fart. 0.99

01:27:01.000 The shading is pathetic, but at least you're helping someone get out of jail. 1.00

01:27:08.000 Go ahead, Caller. 0.99

01:27:09.000 Hello, Caller.

01:27:12.000 My brothers, you guys have had some great shows lately.

01:27:17.000 Man, that fight episode was just awesome.

01:27:20.000 A new light on Ryan Katzus Rivera.

01:27:24.000 But the tub episode, man, I couldn't do it.

01:27:27.000 Like, you got to put yourself in the viewer's position a little bit more and consider what we're tolerate, man.

01:27:33.000 And I got to admit, I'm a little high in mushrooms right now.

01:27:36.000 A friend of mine came over and got behind and left me here.

01:27:40.000 I keep forgetting you're on Wednesdays, too.

01:27:41.000 Listen, bro, I caught your 60th birthday party.

01:27:44.000 Great.

01:27:44.000 I saw Pat Dixon acts, you know, flame like unbelievable.

01:27:50.000 And I figured if he sucked that badly, maybe he'd do my show.

01:27:53.000 And he did. 0.99

01:27:54.000 He was fucking great, man. 0.99

01:27:55.000 He told the story of the Asian Pat Dixon handle. 1.00

01:27:59.000 And I didn't know that Pat and Bagzone the Great were so tight, but he was great, funny as fuck while not trying to be. 0.95

01:28:07.000 And so thank you again to you, brother. 0.95

01:28:10.000 Much gratitude. 0.99

01:28:12.000 Can I offer you a blowjob? 0.99

01:28:13.000 I mean, I'm that grateful. 1.00

01:28:14.000 I'm Dave for Gavin.

01:28:15.000 I'm still chasing you for an interview, brother.

01:28:18.000 You're my whale.

01:28:19.000 Take Ryan first.

01:28:20.000 Jim again?

01:28:21.000 But I don't want to place him before my can do.

01:28:24.000 Jim, is this you?

01:28:25.000 Are you Jim?

01:28:26.000 We need an update on that wife, dude. 1.00

01:28:28.000 How's it going with that girlfriend that I said was a bullshit? 0.99

01:28:33.000 She's listening right now, brother. 0.99

01:28:35.000 But is she in the same province as you?

01:28:40.000 No, she's in Vancouver. 0.78

01:28:40.000 What's up? 0.78

01:28:42.000 Kuvsky. 1.00

01:28:43.000 So I don't want to fuck your mushroom, Buzz, but I was right. 0.99

01:28:48.000 Jim, real quick, where could people find your thing? 0.99

01:28:50.000 Because you got your YouTube taken down because you were posting clips for us, which was very nice.

01:28:57.000 I did what you guys did.

01:28:58.000 I put a Jim Fannin Show YouTube channel up.

01:29:01.000 I have one subbed right now.

01:29:03.000 I'm really proud.

01:29:04.000 Ouch.

01:29:04.000 Really proud of that.

01:29:05.000 And no, but it's true.tube.

01:29:08.000 That's where your guy came from.

01:29:10.000 Well, he came through you to do my website.

01:29:12.000 So T-R-E-W.tube.

01:29:16.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:29:16.000 I guess.tube is going to be the new thing, maybe.

01:29:18.000 I don't know.

01:29:19.000 I want you for an interview, my brother.

01:29:21.000 You're my whale. 0.99

01:29:22.000 I'm Gay for Gavin. 0.96

01:29:24.000 I love you.

01:29:25.000 Lake.

01:29:26.000 Thanks for calling.

01:29:27.000 Later.

01:29:28.000 Man, doing mushrooms at that age, that's weird.

01:29:32.000 Well, we don't know how old he is. 0.99

01:29:35.000 He's fucking my age. 0.99

01:29:36.000 He's a man of 40. 1.00

01:29:38.000 I feel bad.

01:29:38.000 Yeah.

01:29:39.000 He's 40.

01:29:40.000 I'm 50.

01:29:40.000 Oh, no, he's got two subscribers.

01:29:42.000 I'll subscribe.

01:29:43.000 Yeah, he got his entire 10-year-old account taken down because he was posting our stuff. 0.99

01:29:50.000 Really bullshit. 0.99

01:29:52.000 Tatable. 1.00

01:29:53.000 It's tateable.

01:29:54.000 That's tatable now.

01:29:56.000 Harrison.

01:29:57.000 Oh, hold on a second.

01:29:58.000 Got to click it.

01:29:59.000 Harrison?

01:30:00.000 Can you hear me?

01:30:00.000 Hello?

01:30:01.000 Hello.

01:30:02.000 How's it going, dude?

01:30:03.000 All right.

01:30:04.000 I just want to call real quick.

01:30:07.000 I missed the first half of the show.

01:30:08.000 I just want to apologize if I'm repeating anything.

01:30:10.000 But the DNC picking Kamala Harris as Biden's vice president, doesn't that just go and prove that America can't be so racist? 1.00

01:30:19.000 And like, if they're going to pick a woman of color or a woman just in general, like, and expect to get the win, they have to know at least half of America is going to vote for her. 0.67

01:30:30.000 Or that's their assumption, I guess.

01:30:31.000 You know what I mean?

01:30:32.000 Yeah, you're making a major mistake here, my friend.

01:30:35.000 You're imposing logic on all of this stuff.

01:30:38.000 It is logic-free.

01:30:40.000 We voted for Obama twice. 0.88

01:30:43.000 Some of the same people who voted for Obama voted for Trump, but if you are right-wing, you're still racist.

01:30:50.000 It's not remotely logical.

01:30:53.000 Abandoned all possible logic.

01:31:00.000 Yeah, I mean, they're out of their mind.

01:31:02.000 They're digging themselves into a hole.

01:31:04.000 I hope, I hope to God that this is their downfall.

01:31:08.000 But I mean, who knows?

01:31:09.000 Other than you, I guess, you seem to be right about these things.

01:31:12.000 Yeah, no, I don't think it's their downfall.

01:31:15.000 And I think that the left is going to continue to get more radical.

01:31:21.000 They're never going to stop drifting to the left, which is weird because as human beings, you know, we were all, I was a communist when I was 17, and I would yell at my dad about the working man, and I thought the cops should be abolished. 0.99

01:31:35.000 And I had crazy beliefs when I was a fucking child. 0.99

01:31:39.000 And then you meet a cop and you do a ride along and you go, oh, shit, this is hard. 1.00

01:31:45.000 And people are assholes. 1.00

01:31:46.000 And there's consequences for my actions. 1.00

01:31:49.000 But the left, no matter how much they experience, they keep getting more and more 17 years old.

01:31:56.000 I don't get it.

01:31:59.000 Maybe they keep recruiting new 17-year-olds?

01:32:05.000 Thanks for calling.

01:32:06.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:32:07.000 All right.

01:32:10.000 Thanks, Richard.

01:32:10.000 Bye.

01:32:12.000 That was a bad end.

01:32:13.000 Sometimes you drift off doing the doodles and you forget to end the call and then it becomes this.

01:32:17.000 Oh, I forgot to say thank you for calling.

01:32:18.000 You throw the ball in there.

01:32:20.000 No, I didn't forget to say that.

01:32:21.000 I was making a point.

01:32:22.000 I wanted to give him a chance to respond.

01:32:24.000 That's all right.

01:32:25.000 Good point.

01:32:28.000 Nick, of course.

01:32:31.000 Hey.

01:32:32.000 Hey, man.

01:32:33.000 So I think I have a little suggestion box to add to all this. 0.98

01:32:41.000 I was thinking the other day as I was watching, Ryan just kept touching his fag hair. 0.97

01:32:47.000 And then I'll just go to the next one. 0.99

01:32:48.000 Dude, that drives me so nuts.

01:32:51.000 I'm sorry.

01:32:52.000 That drives me so nuts.

01:32:53.000 Like, I'd understand if he works at Vidal Sassoon and they go, we're about to do the shampoo photo for the bottle.

01:33:00.000 I'd understand going, like, getting it right.

01:33:03.000 But he does it.

01:33:04.000 He'll do it when we're not on air and we're checking the cameras.

01:33:10.000 Oh, my God.

01:33:10.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:33:12.000 That would drive me crazy.

01:33:14.000 I'm the son of a hairdresser.

01:33:18.000 Gavin, in his old videos, he was shaven for quite some time, too.

01:33:23.000 And I know he hates not having a beard because he doesn't have any chin.

01:33:28.000 So I was thinking, what if there was a way we could do something for Justice for Liberty where the fans could vote for which they would prefer?

01:33:37.000 Either Gavin shaved for like a month, maybe, or Ryan gets like a buzz cut.

01:33:43.000 And in order to vote, you have to donate.

01:33:46.000 Each vote is $1.

01:33:48.000 And you can vote however many times you want.

01:33:50.000 So I can vote 50 times for Ryan, and I'm donating $50 towards getting a buzz cut for Ryan.

01:33:57.000 I don't know if it's a good idea or not.

01:33:58.000 Just thought it was.

01:33:59.000 It's a great idea.

01:34:00.000 I will definitely do that.

01:34:01.000 Can someone set up this software?

01:34:04.000 The site?

01:34:06.000 But yeah, I will totally shave all of this for a month and be a hideous freak. 0.92

01:34:11.000 Wow.

01:34:12.000 And Ryan will do the same where his hair is like a quarter inch.

01:34:16.000 I've done that recently.

01:34:17.000 I'm fine with that.

01:34:18.000 No, no, a quarter inch, Ryan. 1.00

01:34:20.000 This is your shit. 1.00

01:34:20.000 Like this. 1.00

01:34:20.000 I hear you. 1.00

01:34:21.000 Yeah, it's got to be really short.

01:34:23.000 We're not talking.

01:34:24.000 You're a Chinese prisoner. 1.00

01:34:26.000 I thought about doing that.

01:34:27.000 You're a Chinese prisoner. 1.00

01:34:28.000 Okay.

01:34:28.000 For a month.

01:34:30.000 Wouldn't it be funny if I noticed that you were, I was losing. 0.97

01:34:33.000 Towards the end, I just fucking threw a thousand in. 0.97

01:34:36.000 Oh, wow. 0.98

01:34:38.000 Just because I didn't want to do it?

01:34:39.000 Because I wanted to get laid at least once.

01:34:43.000 Good idea, buddy.

01:34:43.000 All right.

01:34:44.000 Thanks for calling. 0.81

01:34:46.000 Thaggot. 1.00

01:34:49.000 Sometimes thank you sounds a little bit like faggot. 1.00

01:34:52.000 Faggot. 1.00

01:34:53.000 Needle. 1.00

01:34:53.000 It's like that needle. 1.00

01:34:54.000 Green needle.

01:34:55.000 Brainstorm.

01:34:55.000 Re-needle.

01:34:59.000 We got Jonathan.

01:35:03.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:35:05.000 Hey, man.

01:35:05.000 Hello.

01:35:08.000 Hey, I was just calling in.

01:35:10.000 I don't know.

01:35:10.000 I've heard that some other subscribers have interested in the story, but just if you would, just how exactly did you and Ron become friends and get to know each other?

01:35:23.000 And I know he's the producer and everything.

01:35:25.000 And how did you guys first meet together and end up him working on the show and becoming what it is today?

01:35:34.000 Pat Dixon.

01:35:36.000 He was working for Pat Dixon's show.

01:35:38.000 He was Asian Gavin McInnes. 0.97

01:35:41.000 Pat Dixon once brought up to me, he goes, you don't think it's fucked up that you stole Ryan from me? 0.61

01:35:46.000 And I thought, no, I do think it's fucked up that when for free, I had him doing Asian Gavin McInnes because he did Asian Pat Dixon. 0.94

01:35:55.000 It hadn't occurred to me at the time, but in retrospect, that is fucked up that I took your Asian imitation. 0.99

01:36:02.000 But as far as like a job goes, he wasn't offering Ryan any money, so I don't feel bad about that at all. 0.88

01:36:08.000 But it is kind of weird how I just, some guy was doing Asian Pat Dixon.

01:36:12.000 I was like, what about me?

01:36:13.000 Do Asian me?

01:36:15.000 I did it on my own.

01:36:16.000 I was doing a whole bunch of different ones.

01:36:17.000 Oh, you were doing a whole bunch of Asians? 0.99

01:36:19.000 All right, that's not my problem.

01:36:20.000 On his show, you were in the lobby that day, and I just, I did the whole thing.

01:36:23.000 And then you had me on your show.

01:36:24.000 You had me guest host.

01:36:26.000 And yeah.

01:36:27.000 Yeah, when he got arrested 18 times, I didn't feel like dealing with his bail, and I wanted someone else.

01:36:34.000 I actually asked Fleckis, who had a normal salary offer.

01:36:39.000 And then Ryan got arrested.

01:36:41.000 And I was like, hey, Fleckis, you want your old job offer back?

01:36:44.000 And he's like, yeah, sure, for like 100K or more, I think even.

01:36:49.000 And I went, are you going to be doing heart surgery when you're here?

01:36:54.000 And so that didn't work out.

01:36:56.000 But yeah, that's how we got here.

01:37:01.000 I remember the day I first met you, you were doing your, the first day I went to Compound Media.

01:37:05.000 So I put out a tweet doing a Pat Dixon impression, and then Anthony retweeted it, and he followed me.

01:37:12.000 And then I called in on his show.

01:37:14.000 Oh, is that how you got to do Pat Dixon?

01:37:16.000 Yeah, and then he was like, why don't you do that on my show?

01:37:18.000 And anyway, so I got invited to do Pat's show.

01:37:23.000 And I went in there, and you were like the second person I met.

01:37:27.000 I met Anthony and Keith first, and then you came out.

01:37:30.000 You were trying to break a record for the longest stream ever.

01:37:35.000 It was going to be three days.

01:37:37.000 I was going to do three days of a one-man show.

01:37:40.000 And it was actually Ben Ratner's last day that day.

01:37:40.000 That's right.

01:37:43.000 It was a very weird day.

01:37:45.000 But I looked up Guinness, and there was plenty of like, there was a German show that was on the air for 70 hours.

01:37:45.000 I did that.

01:37:51.000 Yeah, but they had a bunch of different hosts and stuff.

01:37:54.000 And there was other people where they would switch out hosts, but I couldn't find an example of one host doing a non-stop show.

01:38:02.000 Right.

01:38:03.000 And it was weird because you also, there were other shows on the network, so they had to.

01:38:08.000 So they had to play, but I had to be there.

01:38:10.000 Yes, exactly.

01:38:12.000 And so that's just a, you know, a really weird landmark kind of day.

01:38:16.000 There was Ben Ratner's last day, and you were doing the marathon.

01:38:18.000 And you came out, and since there were like a million people on your show that day, there was Martina Markota, I think there was tons of people there for you.

01:38:27.000 So you asked me, you're like, are you here for my show?

01:38:30.000 And I was just so weirded out and nervous to meet people that I've been listening to.

01:38:34.000 And I was just like, no.

01:38:35.000 And you were just like, okay.

01:38:38.000 I'm going to go take a piss.

01:38:40.000 I was like, well, I bombed that. 1.00

01:38:42.000 Gavin fucking hates me now.

01:38:43.000 Do you own the book rights to that story? 0.99

01:38:46.000 Yeah, actually.

01:38:47.000 Good.

01:38:47.000 I do.

01:38:48.000 Because Will Smith wants to do a remake.

01:38:50.000 Oh.

01:38:52.000 Will Smith, y'all.

01:38:54.000 And John's still on the line.

01:38:54.000 All right.

01:38:56.000 Thanks for calling calling, John.

01:38:58.000 Appreciate it.

01:38:59.000 Thank you.

01:39:00.000 Appreciate it.

01:39:01.000 Appreciate you.

01:39:06.000 Daryl.

01:39:08.000 Daryl.

01:39:11.000 Hey, G-Dog and Small Fry.

01:39:14.000 What was it?

01:39:16.000 Malt, Ryan?

01:39:17.000 Like, malt liquor?

01:39:23.000 I was having an issue with my phone.

01:39:23.000 There we go.

01:39:27.000 Like Indiana Jones.

01:39:28.000 Oh, small fry.

01:39:29.000 Gotcha.

01:39:30.000 Oh, I got you.

01:39:31.000 Yeah, hi, how are you?

01:39:32.000 I was going to say Lord of the Fag Zone, but after watching that fight episode, I got a lot more respect for Ryan these days.

01:39:38.000 I'd put you up for a week.

01:39:39.000 Yeah, he really got his...

01:39:50.000 I got my little hips all shaking.

01:39:53.000 Got to get Canadian, but I think the Canadian accent was helping a lot, too.

01:39:59.000 Yeah, it was.

01:40:00.000 I'll put you out for a while.

01:40:06.000 What I was really wondering about is I'm a big gun guy, and I know guns are pretty scarce in your area of the world there.

01:40:14.000 What are your plans if New York turns into chaos?

01:40:19.000 When is your get out of hell?

01:40:22.000 When's your time to bust out of there?

01:40:26.000 Well, I'm up in the burbs here, and it's not affecting the burbs.

01:40:30.000 I don't think it ever will.

01:40:31.000 The taxes are insane, of course.

01:40:33.000 And yeah, I would like to get out of here. 0.93

01:40:35.000 But, you know, when I was a kid, we kept moving and going from continent to continent, and I fucking hated that. 0.51

01:40:41.000 And my kids have been through a lot over these past few years.

01:40:43.000 So I don't really want to uproot them anymore.

01:40:46.000 As far as like total and utter chaos, you know, on a small scale, like Antifa coming to kill me or something, I'm well armed. 0.99

01:40:55.000 I've got a rifle that will blow a hole in a fucking elephant. 0.99

01:40:59.000 And I chose that gun on purpose, by the way. 1.00

01:41:01.000 A lot of people say to me, why don't you just get a 22 or a handgun?

01:41:05.000 I don't want a gun that my kids can easily sort of check out.

01:41:08.000 Like my gun, it's got a clip, but it's got bolt action.

01:41:11.000 And you really have to like, like it's hard to figure out.

01:41:19.000 It took me a long time to figure it out.

01:41:22.000 So I want that.

01:41:23.000 I don't want a little silly little 22 handgun that anyone can grab.

01:41:29.000 But yeah, we're not leaving New York.

01:41:33.000 I might move to a slightly more rural area, but I don't know.

01:41:39.000 Like going to Montana or something, part of it just sort of seems like cowardice too, running to Montana.

01:41:48.000 I'll definitely consider that when my kids go to college.

01:41:54.000 Dude, I was flying a long time ago, and when I'm flying, I love looking at where I am on the plane and then mapping it, you know, on your phone with the map.

01:42:04.000 Because you see a little village and you go, I can find that village right now.

01:42:08.000 It's no longer a mystery.

01:42:10.000 And I found, I flew over this place, Condon, like Condom, Condon, Missouri. 0.99

01:42:17.000 And it looked like fucking paradise. 0.99

01:42:21.000 It was beautiful. 1.00

01:42:22.000 Mountains, like every house in Condon looks out and sees giant mountains everywhere they look. 0.99

01:42:30.000 It's fucking beautiful. 0.87

01:42:33.000 Anyway, where do you live? 0.98

01:42:35.000 Well, I'm in Colorado, right in Denver.

01:42:38.000 So I'm kind of on the cusp of leftist and conservatives here and there.

01:42:44.000 Well, that's the thing.

01:42:45.000 You know, I would talk to Malkin and she would say, I would tell her what's going on in my neighborhood.

01:42:51.000 And she'd go, oh, you know, that's why we moved.

01:42:53.000 We saw this coming.

01:42:54.000 And then what happened last week, she gets mauled.

01:42:58.000 She gets attacked.

01:42:59.000 So I'm not really sure you can run and hide from this plague.

01:43:05.000 Exactly.

01:43:06.000 And I mean, I'm not like saying that you guys are going to, you know, I love your guys' show.

01:43:10.000 And like every time when I go to check out an episode, for some reason, you guys missed an episode like last week.

01:43:18.000 I'm instantly thinking you got attacked or something.

01:43:22.000 Like worried for your well-being in general.

01:43:25.000 Yeah, we will get attacked.

01:43:27.000 But I will get attacked in Denver.

01:43:29.000 I'll get attacked in, you know, basically every city north of the Mason-Dixon line.

01:43:37.000 Oh, yeah.

01:43:38.000 All right.

01:43:38.000 Thanks for calling.

01:43:39.000 I appreciate it, guys.

01:43:40.000 Thanks.

01:43:41.000 Like you more than a friend.

01:43:42.000 Is it running free?

01:43:43.000 I remember when Michelle first moved to Colorado, it was like, God, she's living the sweet life.

01:43:49.000 I guess I'll have to do that one day.

01:43:51.000 She's finally safe.

01:43:52.000 She's with normal, sane people.

01:43:55.000 And now, Colorado, well, not Colorado, but Denver seems just as bad as Portland in many ways.

01:44:06.000 Could be like, I'm not running from these people.

01:44:08.000 I'm running to a better place.

01:44:10.000 Well, that's what Tucker says.

01:44:12.000 He goes, like, I don't want to be around these people.

01:44:15.000 Not running from, running to freedom and coolness.

01:44:19.000 Yeah.

01:44:20.000 Like if someone, and New York real estate agents will do this, there's these guys that were in the post this weekend who what they would do, and they got arrested for this actually, and their father went to jail for it.

01:44:31.000 They would give apartments to prostitutes and drug dealers and stuff in their buildings to get tenants out who were rent controlled. 0.97

01:44:42.000 And then they move, and then you get rid of the whores and you move in rich people. 1.00

01:44:49.000 So were the people who were leaving running from the prostitutes in fear? 0.99

01:44:56.000 Not so much.

01:44:58.000 Somebody just, there's a thing here, nearest city.

01:45:04.000 What is?

01:45:04.000 That's what it says.

01:45:06.000 You're on the line.

01:45:06.000 What are you talking about?

01:45:08.000 929.

01:45:09.000 How are you going, guys?

01:45:10.000 Hey, man, how are you?

01:45:13.000 Good, thanks.

01:45:14.000 I said New York City.

01:45:15.000 Sorry, it didn't come across.

01:45:17.000 Oh, okay.

01:45:18.000 I thought your big announcement this week was going to be that the fag zone had expanded and it's no longer a country of one. 0.98

01:45:24.000 But Gavin joined in after that club episode last week. 0.94

01:45:27.000 I would stay in the fag zone if he had any room. 1.00

01:45:30.000 He's got a bed and a couch. 0.98

01:45:33.000 And the greatest bed and couch.

01:45:35.000 Great beds.

01:45:36.000 Believe me, I know beds. 1.00

01:45:37.000 You have a shitty bed. 0.98

01:45:38.000 And I offered you a great couch when we threw out that super fancy mid-century design couch. 1.00

01:45:44.000 It probably cost $3,000.

01:45:45.000 You're like, no, I want to keep this couch because I got it from IKEA and I built it all by myself.

01:45:51.000 How many times did you piss on that couch, be honest?

01:45:54.000 I think zero.

01:46:00.000 I just wanted to say I'm in New York City, in Brooklyn, and I'm a New York City school teacher.

01:46:04.000 I don't want to say it's such an embarrassing time to be a city teacher.

01:46:08.000 No, not that it's too much different than any other time, but with these recent protests by these douchebag teachers that we're all going to die if we go back to school, I just wanted to let you know myself and several of my buddies and more than a few of us actually want to go back to school.

01:46:24.000 We're tired of being home and we like being in school as much as you can.

01:46:28.000 Now, are you a public school teacher or a charter school?

01:46:31.000 Are you public or charter?

01:46:34.000 I'm public and elementary.

01:46:37.000 And can we ask roughly the kind of borough it's near?

01:46:40.000 We don't want to out you, but I taught in the both, I taught in both the Bronx and now I'm currently in Brooklyn. 0.99

01:46:47.000 Oh, the Bronx, that fucking sucks, doesn't it? 0.99

01:46:51.000 Wow. 1.00

01:46:52.000 Yeah, I was there a couple years and then I got out.

01:46:56.000 I know a teacher in the Bronx public school teacher where he goes, I mentioned this on the show.

01:47:01.000 He said that he has to give a 65, which is a pass, right?

01:47:07.000 To everyone this year.

01:47:08.000 And he'd go, but some of them I haven't seen like maybe twice in a year.

01:47:14.000 He goes, they just come in for the free lunch and they leave and go out dealing drugs or whatever.

01:47:18.000 I don't want to give them a 65.

01:47:20.000 Yeah, it's true.

01:47:21.000 And they go, well, you the grading scale never made sense to me.

01:47:25.000 We go on the one, two, three, four grading scale.

01:47:27.000 A one is zero to 25.

01:47:29.000 A two is 25 to 65.

01:47:31.000 A three is 65 to 90 and a four is 90 to 100.

01:47:35.000 So I never understood how, you know, you can give a kid a two who got a 64 and a kid that's getting a 90, a three. 0.52

01:47:42.000 It's just a shitty scale.

01:47:44.000 It should just be zero to 100. 1.00

01:47:46.000 You have a 27, you're a retard. 1.00

01:47:49.000 You have an 87, you're going to Harvard. 1.00

01:47:53.000 Yeah, absolutely.

01:47:54.000 I just want, that's two quick questions.

01:47:55.000 But wait, wait, let me tell you something.

01:47:56.000 Let me tell you something.

01:47:57.000 So he told me this year, he goes, all right, fine.

01:48:01.000 I don't want to get fired.

01:48:03.000 I'll type in 6'5.

01:48:04.000 6'5.

01:48:06.000 It doesn't take.

01:48:08.000 He types in 6'7.

01:48:10.000 It doesn't take.

01:48:11.000 He types in 74.

01:48:14.000 It doesn't take.

01:48:15.000 75.

01:48:16.000 It takes.

01:48:18.000 So no gangbangers who showed up and ate lunch every day got a 75. 0.99

01:48:24.000 I worked my ass off as a retard. 0.93

01:48:26.000 I would get a 75. 0.99

01:48:29.000 Right.

01:48:30.000 Where's all that extra credit that that kid got, you know, but you're not getting?

01:48:33.000 Are you getting those 75 free points?

01:48:35.000 It's insane.

01:48:36.000 You must be so discouraged.

01:48:38.000 It really is.

01:48:40.000 It is discouraging at times, but it is, you know, unlike that, although it does sound cliche.

01:48:44.000 It's those moments that, you know, you do reach a kid or you see a kid going down the wrong path and you can turn that, then it makes it worth it. 0.97

01:48:51.000 But for the other 98% of shit sandwiches that you eat, you know, it does make it worth it. 0.97

01:48:57.000 Yeah, I can see that being rewarding, that 5%. 0.98

01:49:00.000 Anyway, what's your question?

01:49:03.000 Two, real quick.

01:49:04.000 What's the deal with the copper cab rematch? 0.99

01:49:07.000 Is that just all bullshit? 0.99

01:49:09.000 I'm happy to do it. 1.00

01:49:10.000 I mean, he could get trained.

01:49:11.000 We both know the truth of that.

01:49:12.000 He could get trained by Conor McGregor for five years, and I would still just destroy him.

01:49:18.000 We call him Copper McGregor.

01:49:19.000 He just doesn't have it in him.

01:49:21.000 There's certain, you know, it's like artists or musicians.

01:49:24.000 You can just sort of tell.

01:49:26.000 And writers, especially.

01:49:28.000 Sometimes I'll read writing and I'll be like, you should probably look into welding.

01:49:31.000 Like, you can just tell.

01:49:33.000 And Copper will never be able to fight ever.

01:49:36.000 He just, he's doesn't, he's not in control of his body.

01:49:40.000 But I'll happily fight him anytime.

01:49:42.000 So, yeah, we might do it.

01:49:44.000 We might charge tickets.

01:49:47.000 Oh, that's great.

01:49:48.000 And the last thing I wanted to say, thanks for giving me the time.

01:49:50.000 The last thing I wanted to say is if you guys haven't heard of it, I know we're fans of Alex Jones.

01:49:56.000 This guy came up with this great combination of metal and Alex Jones called the Alex Jones Prison Planet.

01:50:02.000 You should check it out if you haven't heard it.

01:50:03.000 It's great.

01:50:04.000 Thanks for the time, guys.

01:50:04.000 Have a great night.

01:50:05.000 All right.

01:50:05.000 Have a good one.

01:50:06.000 Thanks for teaching the dregs of New York in the worst part of New York. 0.50

01:50:14.000 Okay.

01:50:17.000 We've got Matthew on the line.

01:50:19.000 Wait, we have to look that up.

01:50:21.000 Alex Jones Prison Planet.

01:50:25.000 Mute that corner real quick.

01:50:28.000 Full EP.

01:50:29.000 Oh, it's an EP. 0.94

01:50:32.000 God, these people are so evil. 0.98

01:50:35.000 Why can't America wake up and beat them? 0.99

01:50:39.000 Donald Trump's not perfect, but he doesn't want to hurt you and your family. 1.00

01:50:43.000 Hillary and Obama want to make you poor and pathetic. 1.00

01:50:47.000 We have all their white papers. 1.00

01:50:48.000 They thank you.

01:50:49.000 They prosperity.

01:50:51.000 Thank God.

01:50:52.000 Thank you children. 1.00

01:50:53.000 Goddamn them. 1.00

01:50:58.000 They're going to be beats. 1.00

01:51:00.000 Look at her sharp face. 0.99

01:51:01.000 Look at her with that demon face. 1.00

01:51:03.000 That's a freaking demon. 0.99

01:51:05.000 We're going to have President Linda Blair, people. 1.00

01:51:08.000 President Linda Blair.

01:51:12.000 Yeah, you know, making fun of Alex Jones, people don't get Alex Jones.

01:51:18.000 He rules.

01:51:18.000 Look up, before you mock him, and I'm not saying that Carler was mocking him, but look up what he's saying and see if there's a grain of truth to it and see if he's not just being hyperbolic about something that's factual.

01:51:30.000 You know?

01:51:31.000 Like, these teachers want to brainwash your kids and turn them into zombies.

01:51:36.000 They kind of do.

01:51:40.000 Okay, Matthew is on the line.

01:51:43.000 Hello, Matthew.

01:51:47.000 Ms. Gumi.

01:51:49.000 Can you hear me?

01:51:50.000 I can hear you.

01:51:54.000 Howdy, fellas.

01:51:55.000 Thanks for taking my call.

01:51:57.000 I want to say, Gavin, you're the impetus for greater good and fellow Asian, Puerto Rican hybrid, infamous Rad Chad, and founder of the FAG for real men, Zone. 0.91

01:52:10.000 Wait, are you a Japanese Puerto Rican?

01:52:13.000 I'm actually a Filipino Puerto Rican, not too far off.

01:52:17.000 Cool.

01:52:17.000 That's basically just a Filipino, right?

01:52:19.000 Filipinos are Spanish Asians.

01:52:23.000 Yeah, pretty much.

01:52:24.000 I'm basically just predominantly Spanish.

01:52:27.000 Spanish colonies.

01:52:28.000 You're big Ed bait. 1.00

01:52:30.000 I bet your sister has an amazing ass. 1.00

01:52:36.000 I'm sure she'll take that as a compliment. 1.00

01:52:39.000 I'm not going to comment, though.

01:52:42.000 You must see that sometimes in your circuits sort of go because you're like, that's perfect, but I can't like it.

01:52:42.000 I don't envy you.

01:52:51.000 I will say, our genes are pretty good.

01:52:54.000 Oh, there we go.

01:52:56.000 Well, you're the only rice balls who can drink. 0.88

01:53:01.000 I'm sorry, one more time. 0.98

01:53:02.000 You're the only Asians who can drink. 1.00

01:53:03.000 Like, Japanese people drink, but they can't handle it. 1.00

01:53:06.000 They start falling asleep everywhere. 1.00

01:53:08.000 But Pilipinas and Pilipinos, they can put back some fucking booze. 1.00

01:53:16.000 Oh, that's good to know. 1.00

01:53:17.000 I, for some reason, must be an oddity.

01:53:19.000 I can't put booze on my tongue for the life of me.

01:53:22.000 Oh, really?

01:53:22.000 Maybe I just haven't found the right drink.

01:53:25.000 No, that's not usually the case.

01:53:27.000 What can I do you for?

01:53:30.000 Yeah, I just was curious to see if you, Gavin, would expound upon the trophy hunting, being counterintuitive in supporting wildlife.

01:53:40.000 I've seen you mention it twice, but your tangent was rerouted back to your original point before you could further explain it.

01:53:49.000 Okay, I'd love to explain it.

01:53:52.000 I've found all of your ideas reasonable, even if superficially at first they seem kind of egregious, but I will say this one seems the most, and I say that lightly.

01:54:04.000 And I would like to just go ahead and conclude what I have to say.

01:54:07.000 I would also like to propose a would you rather, because it hasn't seemed like you've gotten a really good one in a while, like a realistic one, I should say.

01:54:15.000 Why does everyone get two questions?

01:54:19.000 If you sit on Santa's lap, you just say, I want one thing.

01:54:24.000 Actually, no, they just bad example.

01:54:27.000 But you got to send on his lap first.

01:54:31.000 Answer this at your own time, please.

01:54:33.000 But yeah, I mean, I know your time is precious, and so that's why I just wanted to go ahead and finish this.

01:54:39.000 So what's the second thing?

01:54:41.000 Would you rather?

01:54:43.000 Yeah, would you rather give Milo a foot spa service of salt scrub, a callus buffing, a manicure, an oil massage while he does Friday Nights All Right, or swap the roles with Ryan for a GO OML episode where Ryan has the reins and Gavin is the Igor, the technician.

01:55:06.000 Igor.

01:55:07.000 That would be easy peasy.

01:55:08.000 I'd need a quick class in doing Ryan's incredibly easy job.

01:55:13.000 It's three buttons and then a couple other things.

01:55:16.000 So look, he's still doing his hair.

01:55:17.000 Just to be sure here.

01:55:19.000 I would rush.

01:55:20.000 That's super easy, dude.

01:55:22.000 That's number two.

01:55:23.000 Thanks for calling.

01:55:24.000 That was yet another terrible Would You Rather?

01:55:27.000 Here's the deal with trophy hunting. 1.00

01:55:29.000 The guy who started Greenpeace, what the fuck's his name? 0.99

01:55:34.000 Canadian guy. 0.99

01:55:36.000 I know it, but I want to let you figure it out.

01:55:38.000 Robert Graham, Robert Gene, Green.

01:55:41.000 Close. 0.99

01:55:43.000 He's fucking amazing. 0.96

01:55:45.000 And basically, everyone with any kind of controversial questions about the environment needs to just listen to him. 0.99

01:55:52.000 James, what the hell?

01:55:54.000 Maybe not Earth First.

01:55:55.000 He was founded by Irwing Stowe and Dorothy Stowe.

01:55:58.000 So I think that's a different one.

01:55:59.000 Maybe Earth First.

01:56:03.000 Canadian Earth First founder.

01:56:06.000 Mike Roselle.

01:56:08.000 No.

01:56:08.000 David Foreman.

01:56:10.000 Howie Wolk.

01:56:10.000 No.

01:56:12.000 Barry Kohler, Ron Kelly.

01:56:13.000 Patrick.

01:56:15.000 Patrick.

01:56:16.000 He's just saved the whales.

01:56:18.000 You see, Canadian. 0.99

01:56:19.000 Anyway, it's not so much, it's not that relevant what he founded, but absolute fucking genius, this guy. 0.94

01:56:27.000 And he started noticing that the free market is better for the environment than the environmentalists. 0.99

01:56:33.000 They tend to get tangled up in their own fucking fishing nets. 0.99

01:56:37.000 And he said something that was, that rocked my world. 1.00

01:56:40.000 This is like 20 years ago.

01:56:41.000 He said, if you want more trees, buy more wood.

01:56:48.000 And I realized, yeah, you buy more wood.

01:56:51.000 Wood becomes valuable to society.

01:56:54.000 They start preserving it.

01:56:55.000 Patrick Moore.

01:56:57.000 There we go.

01:56:58.000 He's not listed in that thing.

01:56:59.000 Wow.

01:57:03.000 Early member, whatever.

01:57:06.000 And he goes, buy more wood.

01:57:08.000 And now there's an incentive.

01:57:09.000 Like, look at Ducks Unlimited. 0.99

01:57:11.000 Ducks Unlimited is hunters who love hunting ducks and they do way more for preserving these marshlands than any environmentalist can because they're fucking posers. 0.99

01:57:22.000 They don't really care. 0.99

01:57:25.000 The environmentalists don't care.

01:57:26.000 Yeah.

01:57:26.000 The environmentalists don't care.

01:57:27.000 The hunters care.

01:57:28.000 They want there to be more ducks.

01:57:30.000 So when they get involved, it propagates the species.

01:57:34.000 They're progenitors.

01:57:36.000 They need more ducks. 0.74

01:57:39.000 I just got super paranoid that I misused the word progenitors, and we're going to get some mail. 1.00

01:57:45.000 And in Zimbabwe, for example, Mugabe is a fucking communist piece of shit, one of the worst dictators we've ever had. 1.00

01:57:52.000 He would kill as many people as Hitler if he was competent enough. 1.00

01:58:01.000 That's going to be a founder. 0.99

01:58:02.000 Yeah, that works.

01:58:06.000 And so all the animals in Zimbabwe, which is really Rhodesia, were dying in droves.

01:58:11.000 And you'd see these like deflated elephants.

01:58:13.000 It looked like an air mattress that had the air let out of it.

01:58:17.000 Just like a big elephant animal skin just lying there.

01:58:22.000 And so he gave up.

01:58:24.000 He said, by the way, he killed animals for fun and ate them all the time.

01:58:28.000 His 90th birthday party, there was 400-year-old tortoises, and he's just the worst.

01:58:34.000 In fact, I adore him because he's so bad.

01:58:37.000 I wanted, when we were trying to sell TV, I wanted to have a production company called Mugabe Productions and have his face.

01:58:44.000 You know that little video card where they're like, sit, Ubu, sit.

01:58:48.000 I wanted it to be Mugabe with like lines coming out from him.

01:58:52.000 Anyway, so he gave up and then someone said, well, I can take this off your hands.

01:58:57.000 We'll privatize it.

01:58:59.000 He privatized it and allowed for game hunters to come on the land in Zimbabwe and hunt lions, big game.

01:59:09.000 All of a sudden, there's a financial incentive to make sure this big game around this $10,000 per lion. 0.96

01:59:16.000 This is a country that's so fucked that it costs $13 million Zimbabwean dollars to make a long-distance phone call. 0.99

01:59:25.000 It's the same to have a cheeseburger. 1.00

01:59:28.000 People would have wheelbarrows of money to go buy bread.

01:59:33.000 So you create a financial incentive.

01:59:35.000 Now the locals want to preserve it.

01:59:38.000 The poachers have security stopping them because the owners of that area, that neighborhood, they want the money.

01:59:47.000 So this is a strange question for you to ask me, sir, because it's pretty easy to look up.

01:59:52.000 Glorifying trophy hunting saves animals.

01:59:56.000 The more you want more wood, you want more trees, buy more wood.

02:00:00.000 You want more lions? 0.98

02:00:01.000 Make lions available for sale.

02:00:04.000 Lions, rhinoceroses, giraffes, what?

02:00:09.000 Tuggers. 1.00

02:00:12.000 Not like that fucking Carol Baskin. 1.00

02:00:14.000 She's got lions. 1.00

02:00:15.000 Tigers, yeah.

02:00:16.000 Tuggers.

02:00:16.000 Tigers.

02:00:17.000 Tuggers.

02:00:18.000 Tuggers. 0.98

02:00:19.000 Make them available for sale, and you'll have a fuckload. 0.95

02:00:23.000 Actually, that's a great example. 0.97

02:00:25.000 What's his name?

02:00:26.000 Captain Lion King.

02:00:28.000 Joe Exotic.

02:00:29.000 Joe Exotic.

02:00:30.000 Captain Lion King. 0.95

02:00:32.000 He had so many tigers, he had to shoot them.

02:00:34.000 Yeah.

02:00:35.000 And put them in holes because so many people wanted his tigers.

02:00:39.000 Wanted his tigers.

02:00:40.000 Tigers.

02:00:41.000 And the Cubs, too.

02:00:43.000 He gave him old Walmart, mate.

02:00:45.000 I'm losing it.

02:00:47.000 You got Brian on the line.

02:00:48.000 Do we want to hear from Brian?

02:00:51.000 Last call.

02:00:52.000 208.

02:00:53.000 Last call.

02:00:56.000 Yeah, Boise Idaho here.

02:00:57.000 Gavin, huge fan.

02:00:58.000 Ryan, your hair is amazing.

02:01:00.000 Don't let him get you down, man.

02:01:01.000 Thank you.

02:01:03.000 Also, great punch, by the way.

02:01:05.000 Put you out for a week.

02:01:06.000 So anyways, I'm a 34-year-old single male. 0.97

02:01:10.000 And we just say gay. 0.94

02:01:12.000 It's much faster. 0.68

02:01:17.000 Last girl I dated was like a 6.5, but I was like, you know what?

02:01:20.000 I'm going to make it work.

02:01:22.000 Went all out, total sweetie, did everything I could.

02:01:25.000 We were dating for about four months.

02:01:27.000 And I said to her, I want to be exclusive.

02:01:30.000 I want this to be a relationship.

02:01:31.000 She dumped me.

02:01:33.000 And it's been the same with the last couple of girls I've met. 0.65

02:01:36.000 Girls nowadays just want to hook up have sex, which is great when you're in your 20s, but 34, you start to get the feeling that I'm just going to die alone and it's going to be horrible. 0.97

02:01:47.000 Number one, how do I meet a girl that isn't that?

02:01:51.000 And how do you get over this feeling that none of these girls are ever going to date and I'm just going to be a lone, lonely old man with my cat for the rest of my life? 0.89

02:02:01.000 This sounds very gay. 0.70

02:02:03.000 You don't have cats, do you? 0.98

02:02:06.000 Yeah, I do have a cat.

02:02:07.000 She's sweet and she keeps away the demons. 1.00

02:02:09.000 You should kill her. 1.00

02:02:11.000 I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry. 1.00

02:02:15.000 Yeah, dude, it sucks.

02:02:16.000 I mean, my brother's in this exact same boat. 0.90

02:02:19.000 He tells me the same stories.

02:02:21.000 A lot of 30-something men, especially in Canada, by the way, which I assume is similar to Boise, Idaho. 1.00

02:02:28.000 These women have been so brainwashed by radical feminism that they think it's empowering to be a fucking whore and just suck a bunch of dicks, which they don't enjoy. 1.00

02:02:39.000 We know women don't enjoy being sluts. 1.00

02:02:42.000 In fact, in order to do porn, they have to do meth, which totally alters your brain and turns you into a weird fucking pygmy shrew compound. 1.00

02:02:53.000 That's not normal. 0.99

02:02:54.000 They're playing at the Mercury lamp.

02:02:55.000 That's not who you want to be.

02:02:58.000 So you're up against this weird phenomenon, which is basically satanic, where these women don't want what they want. 1.00

02:03:07.000 They don't want to dump you to become a whore. 1.00

02:03:10.000 This woman that dumped you is going to live a miserable life. 1.00

02:03:14.000 Yet they feel compelled to just be whores and suck a bunch of dicks and keep swiping because, I don't know, their friends or especially their gay friends tell them that it's fucking badass, girl. 1.00

02:03:26.000 You're at it again. 1.00

02:03:30.000 So we both know how we got here, and we both know what ruined these women. 0.99

02:03:36.000 The question is, how to get around it.

02:03:40.000 And I don't know, man.

02:03:43.000 Church, meeting girls at church.

02:03:46.000 I hear that a lot.

02:03:48.000 Having a trial and error, trying to snuff it out early.

02:03:53.000 Like when you meet a girl and you mention kids and they go, eh, you know, on the first date, you go, all right, this is going to become a waste of time.

02:04:01.000 You know, what might work is this topic.

02:04:04.000 You know, a lot of these girls, I think, have been brainwashed. 1.00

02:04:07.000 Like, say, OnlyFans.

02:04:08.000 This might be a good litmus test.

02:04:10.000 You bring up OnlyFans.

02:04:12.000 And if they go, well, you know, women should be empowered and they have a right to make a living. 1.00

02:04:15.000 You're like, that's a great point.

02:04:17.000 Anyway, I have to go poo.

02:04:19.000 And it's just like, go out the back door of the bar.

02:04:22.000 I have two suggestions.

02:04:24.000 Oh, Ryan's got, and Ryan, by the way, I've been out of the market for about 20 years, so he's probably a better guy to talk to.

02:04:24.000 I have two.

02:04:30.000 Let's see what fucking Touches Bangs has to say. 0.99

02:04:33.000 This is a sideburn. 0.99

02:04:35.000 Love to hear it.

02:04:36.000 Put you out for a week.

02:04:37.000 Oh, thanks there, bud.

02:04:40.000 So number one, maybe tell, you go up to a girl, all right? 0.96

02:04:45.000 You don't have any lines or pickup lines or anything like that.

02:04:47.000 You're actually nervous about it, but you bring some honesty to her and you say, can I just get a female perspective real quick? 1.00

02:04:52.000 I just want to get, she's alone.

02:04:54.000 Just the same girl you would hit on, but you bring that up.

02:04:57.000 Can I talk to you about that?

02:04:58.000 And then you mention your situation.

02:04:59.000 Now you got a lot to talk about.

02:05:00.000 Blah, blah.

02:05:01.000 That's always good.

02:05:02.000 Talking about past relationships with a prospect is always good.

02:05:05.000 And I have to say, I've been in bars with Ryan.

02:05:08.000 He's great at chatting.

02:05:09.000 He'll just walk over to a table.

02:05:11.000 He'll engage them all.

02:05:12.000 They'll be giggling.

02:05:13.000 He's not exactly drowning in Poontang, though.

02:05:16.000 That's by design.

02:05:18.000 I'm doing something a little different is what I'm doing.

02:05:20.000 But here's my second one.

02:05:22.000 Where do you live again?

02:05:23.000 Go back to your first one.

02:05:23.000 Wait a minute.

02:05:25.000 Oh, wait, my first one.

02:05:26.000 So your first one is you go up to a girl and you go, hey, man, my name is, what's this guy's name?

02:05:32.000 Brian.

02:05:34.000 Hey, man, my name's Brian. 1.00

02:05:36.000 And, you know, I've been dating a lot of girls and I feel like they just want to keep sucking dicks and stuff and then they dump me. 1.00

02:05:41.000 That's what he says? 1.00

02:05:42.000 No, why would he say it like that?

02:05:43.000 Be like, listen, I just got to.

02:05:45.000 I've been dating this girl for how long?

02:05:46.000 It was like months, right?

02:05:48.000 Be like, I've been dating her for months.

02:05:50.000 And then just ask her opinion.

02:05:51.000 Be like, have you ever been in that where like you're with a guy, you're hooking up and all this stuff, and it's pretty much relationship.

02:05:56.000 But when like, no, but she'd be like, no, but I've had that where like I've asked the guy, do you want to get serious and he leaves?

02:06:02.000 And it's like, what is with that, huh?

02:06:04.000 Let's get another round. 0.97

02:06:05.000 Ryan, you can't go up to a bunch of chicks and tell them how you just got dumped. 0.95

02:06:10.000 No, it's a talk about a relationship.

02:06:12.000 That's the perfect thing to do.

02:06:13.000 Yes, you can.

02:06:14.000 You can make it work.

02:06:15.000 If you have any sort of value to you, you can make anything work.

02:06:18.000 Go up there, talk about your stool.

02:06:20.000 What? 1.00

02:06:21.000 Now we're talking about shit? 1.00

02:06:22.000 You could. 1.00

02:06:23.000 You could be easy to do.

02:06:24.000 All right, let's jump to your number two.

02:06:25.000 I'm not going to number one at all.

02:06:28.000 You live in Boise?

02:06:31.000 Yeah, Boise, Idaho.

02:06:32.000 Well, maybe it's time to move to Girlsey.

02:06:35.000 Up top.

02:06:38.000 Wow, that was some pretty brutal advice.

02:06:41.000 I would like to apologize on behalf of the show, Brian.

02:06:45.000 Yeah, no, the only thing I can tell you is if it's any constellation, your struggle is the struggle of all 34-year-old men in America right now.

02:06:58.000 These women don't know what's best for them. 1.00

02:07:01.000 They are dumping men who could make them happy. 0.95

02:07:04.000 It's conceivable, by the way, as a total offshoot that this 6.5 knows that she's below you and knows she's going to get dumped, so doesn't want to commit. 0.84

02:07:14.000 Because what are you?

02:07:19.000 7.5 for a boise, maybe a low eight.

02:07:25.000 So she's with a 7.5 and she's like, all it takes is one remotely attractive chick and I'm dumped. 1.00

02:07:31.000 I fart one. 1.00

02:07:31.000 So I'm going to date a fat black guy, actually, and not waste my fucking time. 1.00

02:07:38.000 I want to be a bad. 1.00

02:07:40.000 Yeah, that's a bummer.

02:07:41.000 Also, it's like, yeah, that's all these women want. 1.00

02:07:45.000 And it's been the last four of these.

02:07:47.000 So it's a constant bummer.

02:07:48.000 And it's like, you're just wasting this time and you're in this endless, I don't care about what your favorite color is.

02:07:55.000 I don't like getting to know new women. 1.00

02:07:57.000 I'm just trying to wrap it up.

02:07:59.000 And it's impossible.

02:08:00.000 They're throwing themselves out of the business.

02:08:03.000 And I love you more than a friend.

02:08:06.000 All right, dude.

02:08:06.000 Well, well, wait, don't hang up.

02:08:09.000 Don't hang up.

02:08:10.000 We've got to fix this.

02:08:11.000 I'm going to fix this.

02:08:15.000 There's a lot of solutions here.

02:08:17.000 One is, and I feel good about this whole like early in the relationship, you mentioned families.

02:08:24.000 Maybe invent a brother.

02:08:26.000 By the way, lying during courtship is totally ethical.

02:08:30.000 All is fair in love and war.

02:08:32.000 So you're not lying if it's during courtship.

02:08:34.000 So maybe you mentioned a brother who, you know, is married and has three kids, and he married this chick when he was like 18, and they're doing great. 0.97

02:08:46.000 And if you see her like, oh, ugh, that's not enough cocks. 1.00

02:08:51.000 You can sort of nip that in the bud and not waste your months. 0.79

02:08:56.000 Another angle here is trial and error, right?

02:09:00.000 Where you just like get the dates up to three a week.

02:09:03.000 And that means, by the way, no beating off, no porn.

02:09:07.000 Quit porn.

02:09:09.000 Can you do that? 1.00

02:09:10.000 Yeah, porns for cucks. 0.99

02:09:12.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:09:12.000 I'm done. 0.99

02:09:13.000 I mean, I'll have sex with a five once in a while, but yeah, no masturbation. 1.00

02:09:18.000 Great, great, great. 1.00

02:09:19.000 So that, yeah, that's simp material.

02:09:22.000 And then we have the church angle.

02:09:24.000 That's three. 0.99

02:09:27.000 And four, we have this angle of maybe getting closer to your score because the six feels like it's a sympathy fuck and isn't happy about things. 0.98

02:09:40.000 And then I'm going to throw another one in here. 0.99

02:09:44.000 I like motorcycles.

02:09:45.000 I like boxing.

02:09:46.000 I feel like if I met a woman in either of those fields, especially boxing, we'd have something in common and we could play forward on that.

02:09:57.000 Maybe when we just jump in and it's just like, I found You on Tinder because you're a chick and I'm a dude.

02:10:02.000 We don't have enough in common.

02:10:03.000 I mean, before social media, you would meet, well, you'd often meet your friend's sister.

02:10:10.000 I used to always ask people, How did you end up with this wife?

02:10:12.000 Especially in Europe.

02:10:13.000 And they go, Oh, I was hanging out with my friend, and then I met his sister, and she was sort of like, you know, perfect for me.

02:10:20.000 It's really just a female of your best friend.

02:10:25.000 And they end up being very compatible.

02:10:27.000 So maybe we need to come at women from some more compatibility, whether it's the same hobby or my friend's sister or something like that. 0.98

02:10:37.000 You know what?

02:10:38.000 And I've thought about the gym angle.

02:10:39.000 I do Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, but it's a small gym.

02:10:42.000 There's several hot women there. 1.00

02:10:44.000 And I feel like if I make a path at the girl there, it's Adios Gym.

02:10:49.000 And I love this place.

02:10:50.000 I've been going there forever.

02:10:51.000 It feels like if you just get one report of a girl feeling uneasy there, you make a path and she's like, dude, it's donezo.

02:10:59.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:11:01.000 I know exactly what you're saying.

02:11:02.000 So it's just, you just have to tread incredibly lightly.

02:11:06.000 Like ask her trainer.

02:11:08.000 So what's her story?

02:11:10.000 Is she in a relationship?

02:11:13.000 And sometimes the trainer can be the liaison.

02:11:16.000 And he can be like, she's single.

02:11:18.000 She's really lonely. 1.00

02:11:20.000 She loves fucking coffee or some shit. 1.00

02:11:23.000 Or yeah, she's in a relationship with a guy who just got out of prison for murdering someone. 1.00

02:11:26.000 And you're like, okay, well, I'll be stepping away from that.

02:11:32.000 Yeah, that's terrifying.

02:11:33.000 I don't want to date a girl that her boyfriend just got out of prison.

02:11:37.000 I think the solution for you is knowing that this is the Achilles heel to your future and sniffing that out from the beginning. 0.94

02:11:49.000 Like say you lived in a place, actually you're in Idaho, fucking Ohio, which is nearby, has a severe opioid problem where you can drive through like farmland and you just see farmers nodding off. 0.99

02:12:06.000 So I would assume if you were looking for an employee in Ohio right now, you would go, let me just meet him and see if he's sleeping because I don't want to deal with the fucking opioid addict. 1.00

02:12:17.000 So you essentially have a disease in the dating pool that's like opioids, but it's this slut feminism. 1.00

02:12:24.000 So I think you need to be more wary of it as you begin a date and as you put your feet in the water going, is this one of them? 1.00

02:12:31.000 Because I don't want to waste my fucking time. 0.70

02:12:33.000 I think that you were putting it on the back burner earlier and saying, oh, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. 0.98

02:12:39.000 But you got to be aware of it earlier in the game.

02:12:43.000 Yeah, that's really great advice, man.

02:12:45.000 I appreciate you guys.

02:12:46.000 Thanks.

02:12:47.000 Thanks, buddy.

02:12:47.000 Thank you for taking my call.

02:12:48.000 Been a long time listener.

02:12:50.000 And by the way, ladies, I think that applies to you too. 1.00

02:12:54.000 When you're listening to a band from Ireland and they have great pop songs, they sing Sunday, Bloody Sunday.

02:13:00.000 That is something that you need to enjoy.

02:13:03.000 No, just kidding. 0.99

02:13:04.000 It applies to you too in the sense that if this guy is there just to skull fuck you at four in the morning, you have to be aware of that and go, wait a minute, I'm getting a lot of booty calls. 0.99

02:13:15.000 I'm not getting a lot of brunch calls. 0.99

02:13:19.000 I might be a colostomy bag for his cum. 0.99

02:13:22.000 And you need to step away when that happens. 1.00

02:13:25.000 So the irony here is men, young men, especially young 30-year-olds, have to be aware of sluts, feminist sluts. 0.99

02:13:35.000 And by the way, when it comes to feminist sluts, I don't believe they're real. 1.00

02:13:38.000 It's like lesbians in college, lesbians until graduation. 1.00

02:13:42.000 They're fake, lugs. 1.00

02:13:44.000 And these sluts, these feminist slut walk bitches are ruining their own lives. 1.00

02:13:49.000 They're kind of suicidal junkies in a way, like the opioid thing. 1.00

02:13:53.000 So you have to be able to suss them out early.

02:13:56.000 And if the thought of kids makes you barf, I don't need to waste my time with you.

02:14:01.000 Conversely, as a woman, when you see these guys who are calling you late at night and zoning out when you're talking and not liking your friends, et cetera, et cetera, you need to snuff them out early and get rid of them. 1.00

02:14:17.000 After 25 for women and after 30 for men, we have to be dubious and stop fucking everything that moves because you're going to end up lonely and abused. 0.99

02:14:33.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting. 0.99

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 13, 2020

GOML LIVE #60 - INTRODUCING: WAYNE DUPREE!

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