Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #61 | MOVIE NIGHT (Part 1)

On this week's episode of Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes, we talk about the new Coldcut album, Timber, Coldcut Timber, and what it means to be a Timberjack. We also discuss the new Trump administration, and why you should never trust a woman with the keys to the White House. And we have a special promotion that you can use to get 20% off all Johnny Apple CBD products. If you use promo code GAVIN20 and use the promo code JACBD, you get $20 worth of CBD and feel as good as I do! This episode is brought to you by J.C.B.D.D., Johnny Apple, CBD, and Censidys. Thanks to Pale Fire and Mossy Creek for sponsoring this episode, and thanks to Johnny Apple for supporting the show and making it possible for us to do what we do. Get off my lawn with Gavin! Get on my Lawn with Gavin' and spread the word to your friends about what's going on in your life! Enjoy! -Gavin Subscribe to my new podcast Get On My Lawn. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe on Podchaser.ee/GetOnMyLawn Learn more about your ad choices. Like, Share, Share and subscribe to my podcast! Subscribe in Apple Podcast, and leave us a review on iTunes! Thank you for listening to my show! I'll be looking out for you in the next episode! and I'll send it out to my friends on Anchor and you'll get 10% off your ad-free version of the podcast, and I'm giving you a chance to rate and review it on iTunes and review on PODCAST! You'll get 5% off the next week's ad-filled version of my podcast, too! Thanks, I'll also be getting a FREE PROMO OFF THE FASTEST WEEKEND AND FREE PRODUCED, AND I'll get a discount on my next week! AND AUGMENTED IN THE NEXT EPISODE! of the latest episode of the next one on the next EPISODES AND THE FUTURE EPISHER, AND MORE! CHECK OUT THE FOSTING AND GIVING YOU'LL BE TALKING ABOUT THAT AND OTHER THAN THAT'S NEXT WEEK'S GIVED OUT A SUBSCRIBE AND MORE IN AVAILABLE EVERYTHING THAT I'LL GET A PRODCAST AND A FRIENDS WILL BE IN A MONTH AND A FAST FOLLOWING THAT'LL GOULDY AND A BOUGHT AND A THIRD THING AND A TOUCH AND A PEDCAST AND MORE AND A PREDCAST, AND A MONFEE AND A PATREON AND A GOT A PROOF AND A LOT OF THOTTER AND A PLOT AND A CHEER AND A CRY ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND A VOTED IN A THOT LIKE THAT AND A SON AND TOTALLY THOT ON THE OTHER THOT, AND THEY'LL ALSO FEED A PROUD AND A QOTDS AND A SCOTY AND AN AMED AND A MALAY AND A JOTTER ON THAT'Y THOT THAT' AND A DOG AND A COURAGE AND A MEET AND A CHRISTMAS AND A BLOTTER?

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes! 0.99

00:00:44.000 Look at you, the rat. 0.99

00:00:53.000 Plop, plop, plop, plop, plop. 1.00

00:01:02.000 Blacks and whites coming together to make beautiful music.

00:01:04.000 That was, uh, Kelly... What are they called again?

00:01:07.000 Kelly... Kendler?

00:01:09.000 Yep.

00:01:10.000 Um...

00:01:11.000 Keller Kettler, two guys from South Africa.

00:01:13.000 Two blakes from South Africa. 0.81

00:01:16.000 What gives them the rat?

00:01:21.000 It's from that show Below Deck.

00:01:25.000 They always had South Africans on it. 1.00

00:01:27.000 And there was this one guy, I used to watch it with my wife, and there was this one guy who was always pissed off all the time. 0.99

00:01:32.000 And, you know, these crews on these fancy yachts are all about hierarchy, and I'm the captain, and you're North Starboard, and you're fucking crystalline piss juice. 0.99

00:01:43.000 And he was always saying to his inferiors, what gives you the rat? 0.99

00:01:49.000 Exactly like the word rat.

00:01:51.000 But yeah, that's two Blick guys, and their energy is being harbored by the British group Cold Cut. 0.53

00:02:00.000 Now you're a little young for Cold Cut.

00:02:02.000 They were one of the first samplers back in the 80s, but by the time they were in the 90s, it had been maybe 10 years they've been doing this, they were getting real good at it, eh?

00:02:13.000 And they were the first guys I ever saw

00:02:16.000 Use videos as samples.

00:02:17.000 There's a song called Timber, Cold Cut Timber.

00:02:21.000 And, um, the samples they use were video samples.

00:02:24.000 You would see the chainsaw going, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.

00:02:31.000 Hexstatic, that was the other guy.

00:02:33.000 And that's the sound trees make.

00:02:37.000 That's the sound nature makes.

00:02:38.000 So they're using nature.

00:02:39.000 Do you like my outfit, by the way?

00:02:43.000 Two scoops, two genders, two terms, deal with it. 1.00

00:02:45.000 Nice.

00:02:45.000 We had a very Trumpian couple of days.

00:02:49.000 You got a little plucky.

00:02:55.000 A bit plucky. 1.00

00:02:57.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:02:58.000 Fucky plucky. 1.00

00:03:00.000 Fuck plucky. 1.00

00:03:05.000 So they wouldn't use a sample unless they had a video of it. 1.00

00:03:13.000 British people are good at music.

00:03:14.000 You know why? 0.93

00:03:15.000 Because the weather sucks. 0.69

00:03:21.000 Oh, so those of you too cheap to subscribe and are just watching the audio, everything you hear is we're seeing. 0.95

00:03:28.000 We're seeing the axe hit the timber.

00:03:35.000 How naive do you have to be to think that logging is bad?

00:03:38.000 Are you me when I was 17?

00:03:41.000 If you want more trees, buy more wood!

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00:04:25.000 It smells weird in here.

00:04:27.000 Really?

00:04:27.000 Yeah.

00:04:28.000 Is that garbage been in the studio since before you left? 0.94

00:04:32.000 No, I think it's fresh. 0.96

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00:04:53.000 These guys were here from day one.

00:04:56.000 The very beginning, when no one was with us, and we were with Laura Loomer last night when she won, and the chairman of the GOP was there saying, you're an agent of change, was her quote.

00:05:07.000 No, better, a change agent.

00:05:11.000 And these are the people I think who stand outside the dressing room when you try on different pants and hand you a larger size, because you always think you're a 32.

00:05:18.000 You're a 36, dude.

00:05:19.000 A change agent, yes.

00:05:24.000 But, and that was great, and it was great that Trump retweeted her victory, but where were you guys when she was a pariah?

00:05:33.000 Where were you when she was handcuffing herself?

00:05:35.000 Anyway, we'll get to all that.

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00:05:44.000 And again, there's the tincture, there's the topicals, there's the cookies.

00:05:47.000 Maybe it's this shirt.

00:05:49.000 Stinky shirt?

00:05:51.000 No.

00:05:51.000 You know how I know it's not a fart from me?

00:05:54.000 Why? 0.99

00:05:55.000 Because you'd be dead.

00:05:57.000 That's why I don't fart in public. 0.90

00:05:59.000 As a Japanese person, I can't process anything.

00:06:02.000 It smells like I have the flu in there. 0.96

00:06:04.000 I knew a Jewish woman married to a nipper doodle. 1.00

00:06:07.000 And on her first date, she went to his house and clogged the toilet with her enormous Jewish feces. 1.00

00:06:15.000 They're playing at the Mercury Lounge, by the way. 0.99

00:06:17.000 That's, you'd think, the worst thing that could ever happen to a woman. 1.00

00:06:21.000 Actually, the best possible place to do that is a Japanese person's house. 1.00

00:06:26.000 Because for them, like poo, you've seen their, they invented that emoji. 0.99

00:06:30.000 For them, poo is just like an eyelash.

00:06:33.000 Like it's a thing that came off your body.

00:06:35.000 So the dad, before he plunged it,

00:06:39.000 He said, uh, oh, you have a very good stool.

00:06:42.000 Um, uh, you're very healthy and have good metabolism.

00:06:47.000 Very, very good. 1.00

00:06:49.000 He was impressed with her shit. 1.00

00:06:50.000 He starts taking it apart. 1.00

00:06:51.000 He's like, look, look at fiber.

00:06:53.000 Oh, you like, uh, uh, lots of, of corns and, uh, vegetables.

00:07:01.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:07:05.000 Um, we've got a lot to talk about, and I'm never- What the hell? 0.99

00:07:08.000 I just brought these goddamn markers from home! 0.99

00:07:12.000 You've gotta be kidding me. 1.00

00:07:14.000 That one sucks. 0.98

00:07:16.000 We need fresh markers. 0.97

00:07:18.000 Wait, do these things have a shelf life?

00:07:20.000 Oh, phew, that's a good one.

00:07:22.000 We're doing sketches later on, right?

00:07:24.000 We're raising money for Max and John in prison.

00:07:28.000 By the way, when you're sending them memes, understand that Max and John are still under scrutiny.

00:07:33.000 The powers that be, the incompetent police's boss, think that Matt and John are part of a looming Nazi group that's going to start World War III.

00:07:43.000 The Boogaloo.

00:07:44.000 They're the Boogaloo Boys. 1.00

00:07:45.000 That's why they'll never be released when, you know, pedophiles and all these other people are released.

00:07:49.000 They might get released with their appeal. 0.88

00:07:50.000 But what I meant was, when they're releasing all these people for COVID and all that shit, Max and John will never be included in that.

00:07:56.000 Guaranteed.

00:07:58.000 Um, so send them memes, send them stuff, but avoid Antifa and Proud Boy stuff because that sends off a red flag and they end up getting interviewed by the FBI.

00:08:08.000 And the people who send them the Antifa PB stuff, I didn't know this by the way until John Kinsman's wife just told me, uh, the people who send that, they get a call from the CIA and the FBI saying, what's going on?

00:08:20.000 Are you part of this evil Nazi gang?

00:08:23.000 Whoa. 1.00

00:08:24.000 How fucking stupid can you be? 1.00

00:08:26.000 I don't mean the people who send the memes, I mean the people questioning this. 1.00

00:08:31.000 Also, on the subject of the PBs, when you're sending me cameos, don't type out the word Proud Boys.

00:08:40.000 The AI for a cameo flags it and it gets cancelled.

00:08:45.000 Even though, the way it appears to me is they just cancelled it.

00:08:48.000 And I think, why would you cancel that?

00:08:50.000 You didn't really even ask me for anything.

00:08:52.000 And then I find out a computer did it.

00:08:53.000 You know what happened at Cameo?

00:08:56.000 My picture was me with a gun at a shooting range.

00:09:00.000 It's back up now.

00:09:02.000 An intern there shows up and they go, yeah, no, that's not going to work.

00:09:08.000 And they changed it to a picture I don't like where I'm going like this at that Linda Sarsour rally where AP was taking pictures.

00:09:17.000 What they do is they take pictures of you for a gigabyte as you're like this.

00:09:23.000 And then you start getting bored and going, yes, hello.

00:09:27.000 Hello.

00:09:28.000 Hmm. 0.96

00:09:30.000 Like just doing dumb faces like that. 0.98

00:09:33.000 That was like the 350th photo. 0.97

00:09:36.000 And then they use that.

00:09:42.000 But isn't that audacious?

00:09:45.000 Like you show it, that's part of like Gen Z and millennials.

00:09:48.000 You show up as at an internship.

00:09:52.000 And you go, yeah, I'm gonna have to change this person's personal avatar. 0.91

00:09:57.000 What gives you the rat?

00:09:58.000 What gives you the rat?

00:10:01.000 See if you can find that.

00:10:02.000 That could be a good video track.

00:10:03.000 The name of the show again?

00:10:04.000 Below Deck.

00:10:05.000 Of course you don't remember that.

00:10:07.000 You should know of the show.

00:10:08.000 It's a smash hit.

00:10:09.000 The Deck Show.

00:10:11.000 You gotta like start paying attention to pop culture, dude.

00:10:14.000 Or politics.

00:10:17.000 Anything.

00:10:19.000 Anything with shopping for yourself.

00:10:22.000 Did you put in What Gives You the Right?

00:10:24.000 Yes.

00:10:25.000 Did we get anything?

00:10:26.000 Below Deck Show, What Gives You the Rat?

00:10:29.000 Below Deck, Season 7.

00:10:30.000 Behind the scenes.

00:10:33.000 Yeah, it's just the kind of thing that me and my wife liked.

00:10:36.000 I guess no one else enjoyed it.

00:10:37.000 I gotta remember to get Death of the West here.

00:10:40.000 Is it this?

00:10:40.000 That smells driving me nuts.

00:10:42.000 You know what it smells like?

00:10:43.000 It's a reality show?

00:10:44.000 Yes.

00:10:45.000 Oh, okay.

00:10:45.000 It smells like a dead rat.

00:10:48.000 Have you ever seen a mouse or a rat in the studio?

00:10:50.000 Never. 0.99

00:10:53.000 But the city is going to shit and there's rats everywhere. 0.99

00:10:56.000 Oh, I read about that. 1.00

00:10:58.000 Yeah, the rats.

00:11:00.000 For years?

00:11:01.000 New York was given the rat.

00:11:02.000 Yeah, what gives us the rats?

00:11:06.000 Yeah, I've been seeing more rats lately, that's for sure.

00:11:09.000 On the tracks?

00:11:10.000 Rat tracks?

00:11:11.000 And I remember, um, that was, uh, like a lower Manhattan thing or something.

00:11:15.000 I just never had seen them.

00:11:16.000 And from, like, two years of commuting. 0.86

00:11:19.000 And I keep hearing about these rats.

00:11:20.000 People taking pictures of them.

00:11:21.000 There's Instagrams of like rats or something.

00:11:22.000 You've never seen rats in New York City before?

00:11:24.000 When I was a kid, sure, but then there was a large time when I was just working at Compound and doing stuff there like... Well, no, that's 32nd Street.

00:11:32.000 The East Village, Chinatown.

00:11:34.000 Right, right.

00:11:34.000 They love chicken.

00:11:36.000 That's their shit. 1.00

00:11:36.000 You gotta read the book Rats. 1.00

00:11:40.000 It gave me the rat.

00:11:42.000 And it talks about this guy would just go to Lower Manhattan.

00:11:45.000 Well, he went all over the New York City, but he would go to Lower Manhattan and stay up all night analyzing them.

00:11:51.000 And he noticed that vegetables are not interesting to them.

00:11:54.000 And a lot of meat isn't either, but chicken they love.

00:11:56.000 So they love Chinatown.

00:11:58.000 And the only thing you can do to curb them is deny the food supply.

00:12:02.000 Nothing else works. 1.00

00:12:03.000 Traps are idiotic. 1.00

00:12:07.000 Um, all right. 1.00

00:12:09.000 So we've got the post-roll, the giveaway.

00:12:12.000 We've got so much stuff going on that I think we're gonna have to make all our things separate shows.

00:12:17.000 So let me tell you my plan, and let me share it with the folks.

00:12:21.000 Okay?

00:12:22.000 You ready for this, Ryan?

00:12:23.000 Yes.

00:12:24.000 Yes, ready. 0.99

00:12:25.000 And if you are ever confused about what we're doing, go back to this episode and please find the dead mouse in this fucking studio. 0.99

00:12:32.000 Maybe we should get a cat. 0.99

00:12:34.000 Dead mouse.

00:12:35.000 I hate cats.

00:12:36.000 But I hate rats more.

00:12:37.000 Aren't you allergic?

00:12:38.000 It's a matter of liking or not liking?

00:12:40.000 Yeah, that's a bad idea.

00:12:41.000 What about a Jack Terrier?

00:12:43.000 That we don't feed?

00:12:45.000 Aren't they, in the gangster New York days, didn't they, they would have rat fights with Jack Terriers.

00:12:51.000 It's in the movie, I think.

00:12:53.000 Okay, ready?

00:12:54.000 Here's my plan.

00:12:55.000 So Monday, this imminent Monday, we have the boat episode, and we go through your Trump thing.

00:13:02.000 You were in Tampa, was it?

00:13:03.000 The Flotilla, yeah.

00:13:04.000 Petersburg, Clearwater area, and then went up.

00:13:04.000 We started in St.

00:13:10.000 Guinness Book of World Records, Trump was tweeting about it.

00:13:12.000 How many boats were there?

00:13:14.000 You know, I heard 2,000, then I also heard the latest estimate was 3,000.

00:13:19.000 And how much coke did you do on the boat?

00:13:21.000 None.

00:13:22.000 Isn't it windy?

00:13:23.000 Doesn't it blow away?

00:13:24.000 No coke.

00:13:25.000 So, maybe they had coke and then it blew away, but... How many shots did you do on the boat?

00:13:30.000 No shots.

00:13:31.000 So, did you have this hat on while you were on the boat?

00:13:35.000 I didn't.

00:13:36.000 You didn't?

00:13:36.000 You just read my hat right now for the first time.

00:13:39.000 I'm familiar with the shirt, but I didn't know you had a hat version.

00:13:44.000 So, we're, uh, 17, uh, sorry, uh, 12 minutes into the show, and you're just now reading my hat.

00:13:50.000 Yes, I have other things to do.

00:13:52.000 You might be the least perceptive person in the world.

00:13:55.000 Sure, I, when I see shirts that say things and has to say, I rarely read them.

00:14:00.000 I'm just like, that's just a, it's a waste of time.

00:14:04.000 What if it's the host and your boss?

00:14:07.000 Well, that's different, but I figured you'd explain it.

00:14:09.000 What if it's the host of a show you're on?

00:14:11.000 Well, unless it says, Ryan, in 32 minutes, you have to go to the sound drop.

00:14:16.000 And then it's like... I like how your whole thing is like, I'm actually so professional that that's why I'm retarded. 0.59

00:14:22.000 I'm doing such a good job.

00:14:25.000 Yeah.

00:14:25.000 Wrong.

00:14:26.000 So Monday, we should do a dedicated episode to that boat shit. 0.99

00:14:26.000 All right. 0.99

00:14:30.000 The boot.

00:14:31.000 Right?

00:14:32.000 Das Boot.

00:14:33.000 I just watched a great documentary about the movie Das Boot.

00:14:37.000 It's a Canadian documentary.

00:14:38.000 It's called All A Boot Das Boot.

00:14:42.000 That's a joke, Ryan.

00:14:45.000 Don't Google it.

00:14:47.000 It's a joke I stole from David Cross, actually.

00:14:50.000 Tuesday, the 25th, we're going to go over the Laura thing.

00:14:55.000 Now I know that sounds kind of late, but we're going to show, we're going to put up the live stream, which it might be up now, of all the speeches and everything.

00:15:02.000 My speech was incredible.

00:15:04.000 I really hit it out of the park.

00:15:06.000 And you know what I learned, by the way?

00:15:07.000 Here's what you should do.

00:15:08.000 My Tommy Robinson speech in England was terrible because I didn't have any notes and I was drunk.

00:15:13.000 So I just, I had a very ambitious idea of how I'm going to do all the different accents throughout my life and all my different British history, and I fucked it up.

00:15:22.000 But, um, what you should do is type out a speech, right?

00:15:27.000 Work on it two days before, then rewrite it the day before, then have it, and have it on the podium as a crutch.

00:15:35.000 As an emergency.

00:15:39.000 And you don't need notes, you'll mentally remember, you can look down and no one minds if you go like this.

00:15:44.000 There's nothing I hate more than paying money or trekking out to a speech and having someone going, hello, thank you for coming.

00:15:52.000 We are living in an epoch where revolution is mandatory.

00:15:56.000 And you're just like, hey dude, you could have emailed me that.

00:16:00.000 Let's hear some of the G. 0.99

00:16:01.000 But don't call it ISIS.

00:16:03.000 Call it, like, Middle Eastern. 1.00

00:16:06.000 And she was like, you see?

00:16:09.000 And she hasn't stopped.

00:16:10.000 I mean, if you look at her resume of these media events where she's exposed the hypocrisy of the left from jumping on stage in New York and berating people for murdering Trump in a bizarre ritual that could have been on an Aztec stage as they murder him and blood is everywhere. 0.87

00:16:31.000 Bringing illegal immigrants to Nancy Pelosi's lawn. 1.00

00:16:38.000 Anyway, we'll showcase that later.

00:16:40.000 But that was my speech.

00:16:43.000 My point there was that she's not some random person doing this as a lurk.

00:16:48.000 Like John McAfee.

00:16:50.000 She's someone who has been an activist since she was in college and has not taken a break.

00:16:55.000 And by the way, we'll mention this more on Tuesday's Laura episode.

00:17:05.000 She's not infallible.

00:17:06.000 It's sort of like Dinesh D'Souza said about Trump.

00:17:09.000 He said, wow, you're so tough.

00:17:10.000 You sit here and you take a beating and it just water off your back.

00:17:14.000 And allegedly, Trump said to Dinesh D'Souza,

00:17:19.000 No, actually.

00:17:20.000 I'm kind of... I'm shocked.

00:17:22.000 I mean, when I got that al-Baghazi Baghdad guy, I thought, well, I'm gonna get some accolades now, and they go, oh, Obama was way cooler when he killed Osama. 0.99

00:17:33.000 You know, I can't win with these people.

00:17:35.000 And it was bothering him.

00:17:37.000 It was bothering Trump.

00:17:38.000 And Laura was bothered by all this stuff.

00:17:40.000 Like, it affects her.

00:17:42.000 She would cry.

00:17:44.000 She moved.

00:17:45.000 She had to move to Florida to be across from a police station because she was getting so many death threats.

00:17:49.000 And as a woman, it was harrowing.

00:17:51.000 But what's amazing about her is when anyone else would have quit, she goes, now you piss me off and just kept coming back stronger every time.

00:18:01.000 Very impressive woman. 0.88

00:18:02.000 Anyway, so that'll be our Laura show on Tuesday.

00:18:05.000 Wednesday, we're not going to be live.

00:18:07.000 I won't be here, I'm afraid.

00:18:09.000 Wednesday, I thought it'd be fun.

00:18:11.000 I think I'm the only person in the world who has every single vice from the first issue till I left around 2008.

00:18:19.000 And I thought it'd be fun with the camera overhead here to go over all the old issues.

00:18:25.000 A little sort of... You could see how bad it was back when it was Voice of Montreal too.

00:18:30.000 So that'll be fun to go through some vice archives that no one has access to but me.

00:18:36.000 Thursday, I thought it would be fun.

00:18:38.000 We're now more than a week ahead for you and I to watch Animal House.

00:18:45.000 I was thinking of a Tyler Perry and we may still do that.

00:18:50.000 That's a tough one.

00:18:51.000 But it's just like looking at the, you know, the grid when you go to censored TV and you see all the stuff.

00:18:58.000 Animal House is so aesthetically pleasing and Tyler Perry is such a bummer.

00:19:02.000 What if we do a Tyler Perry movie, but we put the thumbnails in Animal House? 0.99

00:19:07.000 Just to be like, fuck it. 0.99

00:19:08.000 Yeah, just change one of the faces to Tyler Perry's. 1.00

00:19:10.000 What's Tyler Perry's latest?

00:19:12.000 Just go Tyler Perry News.

00:19:12.000 Let's see.

00:19:14.000 We will definitely do a Tyler Perry, I promise you. 0.99

00:19:17.000 But the acting in those films would blow your fucking mind. 0.98

00:19:23.000 I don't think you're privy to it. 0.99

00:19:26.000 One time, I was doing a tour, a press tour for my show, my book, Street Boners?

00:19:33.000 Or no, no, no, no, that wasn't it.

00:19:35.000 Derek Beckles and I were doing a live comedy show where I would show do's and don'ts, and he would show his TV carnage, and we were opening for the band The Unicorns.

00:19:47.000 We ended the tour early because the band manager, the tour manager, said I couldn't have any of their beer.

00:19:54.000 Because I'm only the opening band. 0.99

00:19:56.000 And I lost my shit and went home. 0.99

00:19:59.000 There's a show, Bruh, he's got. 1.00

00:20:01.000 Let's look it up.

00:20:02.000 I want the most recent Bruh.

00:20:05.000 Seems to be the most recent Bruh.

00:20:07.000 And as far as movies go... No, Tyler Perry, Bruh.

00:20:12.000 That's, I think, what I was looking for.

00:20:14.000 Oh, it's a series.

00:20:15.000 So anyway, here's the story.

00:20:17.000 Nick Diamond from the Unicorns, that's who we were opening up for, he said, here's the thing, don't book a hotel in advance, wait till 10, and then go on this app, I think it was booking.com, and it'll show you hotels around the area, and you'll get a five star hotel for 50 bucks, 60 bucks.

00:20:33.000 Okay, so I do that, and I go, holy shit, this is five stars, beautiful hotel, and it's like 90 bucks.

00:20:43.000 So we do it. 0.96

00:20:43.000 We go there. 0.96

00:20:44.000 Luxurious hotel.

00:20:46.000 But something's weird about it.

00:20:48.000 There's animal skins everywhere.

00:20:51.000 And we get to the hotel room.

00:20:52.000 It's very dark.

00:20:53.000 Like black velvet wallpaper and throw pillows that have leopard skin and tiger skin on them.

00:21:02.000 Two big beautiful beds.

00:21:04.000 TV.

00:21:04.000 Everything's awesome.

00:21:06.000 But it looks very...

00:21:08.000 I don't know, 70s. 0.99

00:21:10.000 And then I realized, oh shit, we're in a nice middle-class black hotel. 0.99

00:21:16.000 And even when we turned on the TV, everything was black. 1.00

00:21:19.000 Like the movies they were promoting were black. 0.87

00:21:21.000 Everything downstairs is black.

00:21:23.000 In the mornings we have Chitlins and Grits if you'd like to come down and get some iced tea and some purple drank.

00:21:29.000 Some Sizzurp.

00:21:31.000 I've never been in a situation like that.

00:21:33.000 It was weird.

00:21:33.000 It was like a very upscale black hotel.

00:21:36.000 But anyway, in that hotel I just chose the first movie.

00:21:40.000 It was Tyler Perry.

00:21:42.000 The acting was like inexplicably bad. 0.99

00:21:47.000 Like so fucking melodramatic. 0.99

00:21:50.000 There was a scene in a hot tub. 0.99

00:21:51.000 You'll probably not find this.

00:21:53.000 Tyler Perry movie hot tub.

00:21:57.000 Her enemy's paralyzed and he's in the hot tub and he's drowning.

00:22:02.000 And we've, you know, we've seen movies like this where the lover is getting revenge and the person that she hates is slowly dying.

00:22:08.000 They might be smoking a cigarette saying, you got what's coming. 0.99

00:22:11.000 She's like fucking... A Diary of a Mad Black Woman? 1.00

00:22:14.000 Yeah, that sounds right. 1.00

00:22:15.000 That's gotta be it.

00:22:15.000 Hot tub scene.

00:22:16.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:22:18.000 And I'm watching it going, do black people watch this? 1.00

00:22:23.000 It can't just be black people. 0.96

00:22:24.000 14% of the population couldn't have made this person a billionaire. 1.00

00:22:27.000 Obviously white people are watching it, but it sucks. 0.98

00:22:33.000 No, no, this wasn't it. 1.00

00:22:36.000 No, this is a comedy.

00:22:38.000 Maybe there's serious parts in it.

00:22:40.000 Tyler Perry's Diary of a Mad Black Woman.

00:22:42.000 And then I think maybe Madea's in it.

00:22:45.000 So it's a serious movie, but then there's comedy parts?

00:22:49.000 I think there's like 10 Diary of a Mad Black Woman. 1.00

00:22:52.000 Anyway, we're wasting everyone's time.

00:22:55.000 So let's see bra if you can't find the hot tub scene. 1.00

00:22:58.000 Wait, is that it?

00:23:00.000 That looks like it's it.

00:23:01.000 Helen gets even.

00:23:02.000 Yeah, this is it.

00:23:03.000 Nice.

00:23:03.000 Good work.

00:23:05.000 It's the ugly black guy from that law show. 1.00

00:23:09.000 Wait, what's this? 1.00

00:23:11.000 Helen!

00:23:12.000 Stop! 1.00

00:23:17.000 They're recreating it.

00:23:18.000 Oh, I see. 0.99

00:23:20.000 Apparently black people recognize that it's terrible too. 0.98

00:23:24.000 Is this acting on par with the... Oh, this is better. 0.99

00:23:28.000 Bathe him.

00:23:31.000 Feed him.

00:23:33.000 Clothe him, they say.

00:23:36.000 You know... What about me?

00:23:38.000 It's exact... This is not a parody.

00:23:42.000 What about me?

00:23:43.000 This might trigger the algorithms.

00:23:45.000 The YouTube algorithm might just be like... You know, I think I've seen this movie.

00:23:50.000 Stop making those bubbles.

00:23:53.000 This is better.

00:23:59.000 Okay, now we have to find it.

00:24:00.000 Look up Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Helen Gets Even. 1.00

00:24:04.000 Bathe me, I don't know.

00:24:06.000 Uh, bathtub.

00:24:08.000 It's not a bathtub.

00:24:09.000 It's a... That's it.

00:24:13.000 That's still the recreation.

00:24:15.000 You sure?

00:24:16.000 Yeah, that second one?

00:24:17.000 No, the top one.

00:24:19.000 Oh, Diary of a Mad Black Woman. 1.00

00:24:20.000 This is the full movie.

00:24:21.000 So we have to do a little scanning here.

00:24:23.000 That happened in the end, because she got revenge. 0.98

00:24:26.000 Oh, I see a bath.

00:24:29.000 Okay, hold on to your hats, folks.

00:24:31.000 I see paralysis.

00:24:32.000 I don't want to be racist, but I have noticed a pattern where people of color tend to act a little more big than other ethnic groups. 0.99

00:24:41.000 This might be the demographics they're appealing to.

00:24:44.000 It might just be inherently the way they like to act.

00:24:47.000 I don't know.

00:24:48.000 This could be my own prejudice, but I have noticed that they tend to overact.

00:24:54.000 I'm afraid.

00:24:55.000 Look at this guy, look who dressed this guy.

00:24:57.000 What is that?

00:24:58.000 Oh, I love that guy.

00:24:59.000 Doesn't he look like an avatar?

00:25:01.000 Yeah!

00:25:01.000 Like a hunk avatar?

00:25:03.000 Where you look at it on your phone and you're like, why are you making yourself like a hot kid?

00:25:08.000 But that's his face.

00:25:09.000 He looks like one of those, there's little toys called homies that you can get.

00:25:12.000 I remember homies, yeah.

00:25:15.000 What happened to the scene?

00:25:16.000 You had it.

00:25:19.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:25:20.000 Where's the bath?

00:25:21.000 So he's paralyzed, I think.

00:25:23.000 I think it's after this.

00:25:25.000 I watched this in a black hotel.

00:25:28.000 Turn it up. 0.99

00:25:33.000 Bathe him.

00:25:36.000 Stop making those bubbles.

00:25:42.000 I think he cheated on her. 0.57

00:25:43.000 This, by the way, is stolen from Roman Polanski's Bitter Moon, where he cheats on her and she has to take care of him when he's in a chair and she gets revenge.

00:25:57.000 Maybe you should go into the kitchen and get yourself something to eat then, huh?

00:26:00.000 By the way, when people are starving to death, they don't cry looking at a salad.

00:26:05.000 They cry looking at a cheeseburger.

00:26:09.000 When POWs in World War II were in the Japanese internment camps, in the POW camps, sorry, whoops, they weren't sitting there going, when I get back, when I get back home, I'm going to have a salad with four pieces of spinach and a tomato or two. 0.84

00:26:26.000 It was a shitty salad too. 0.75

00:26:29.000 Two miscarriages! 0.99

00:26:31.000 You took life from me and you never even said I'm sorry.

00:26:36.000 Am I sorry about a miscarriage?

00:26:37.000 Is there a clothes hanger involved?

00:26:42.000 Sorry, am I spur of the moment?

00:26:43.000 I'm gonna let you sit here for a few days.

00:26:47.000 And think about what I've said.

00:26:49.000 I could just see after they said cut to everyone going... Which is proof Tyler Perry's gay. 0.98

00:26:55.000 You know he's gay, right? 0.99

00:26:56.000 Yeah. 0.66

00:26:57.000 Oh, me?

00:26:57.000 I never thought he was straight.

00:27:00.000 It'd be funny if he had a big coming out party.

00:27:02.000 And everyone's like, I'm sorry.

00:27:04.000 Three people attended.

00:27:05.000 I didn't know that anyone thought you were straight. 1.00

00:27:08.000 Can we throw this fucker in a hot tub, please? 1.00

00:27:11.000 I'm not seeing the hot tub. 1.00

00:27:12.000 At all?

00:27:13.000 No.

00:27:14.000 No, it's got to be after this.

00:27:15.000 Is the movie over?

00:27:17.000 He's apologizing now.

00:27:18.000 So I doubt it.

00:27:23.000 No, he wouldn't.

00:27:23.000 Oh, my God.

00:27:24.000 Medea is in this serious drama.

00:27:27.000 He puts himself as a drag queen. 0.92

00:27:28.000 How do you forget Medea?

00:27:31.000 That's my girl.

00:27:31.000 Alright, this is crazy.

00:27:33.000 We can't do all this work.

00:27:34.000 Maybe they cut it out because it's so... Oh, that looks good.

00:27:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:27:38.000 It's gotta be after this.

00:27:40.000 Yeah.

00:27:41.000 Wait, I thought this is where we were, Ryan.

00:27:42.000 Yeah, it's not here.

00:27:43.000 How'd you lose your spot?

00:27:45.000 You know what?

00:27:45.000 Oh, and that goes right to the hot gangster?

00:27:46.000 This is from, you know what?

00:27:47.000 This is from Lifetime.

00:27:49.000 This was ripped from TV on Lifetime.

00:27:50.000 They might have taken it out.

00:27:52.000 Oh, yeah.

00:27:52.000 There is a chance.

00:27:53.000 I think she almost drowns him.

00:27:54.000 Yeah, there is a chance.

00:27:56.000 Okay, so now we have to find two things.

00:27:58.000 The dead mouse in this studio.

00:27:59.000 Okay.

00:28:01.000 Cause it reeks.

00:28:04.000 And I know the smell of dead mice.

00:28:07.000 That's gross.

00:28:08.000 Wait, did you just pass it?

00:28:10.000 What's that?

00:28:12.000 Let's see.

00:28:13.000 This one?

00:28:14.000 He hurt me, see?

00:28:15.000 No.

00:28:16.000 No, no, no.

00:28:17.000 We're looking for a tub.

00:28:20.000 We're looking for a tub.

00:28:22.000 No, that's a parody again. 1.00

00:28:23.000 Oh, damn. 1.00

00:28:25.000 God. 1.00

00:28:25.000 Most parodied scene ever, question mark? 1.00

00:28:27.000 So, the good news is black people have noticed what I noticed. 1.00

00:28:31.000 It seems like they have. 1.00

00:28:32.000 That it's a fucking insane scene. 0.98

00:28:34.000 Remember that one video I showed you where the woman ran over her husband for cheating? 0.99

00:28:38.000 And then she was like, for ten years!

00:28:40.000 And then she throws a bumper on him, she's like, for ten years! 1.00

00:28:43.000 I tell you what damn shit, you cheated on me! 1.00

00:28:45.000 They even overact when it's real drama. 1.00

00:28:48.000 Well, that's because they saw these movies.

00:28:52.000 It's like Jared Taylor.

00:28:53.000 He speaks in a specific accent.

00:28:56.000 It's not random.

00:28:57.000 It's a transatlantic accent because he grew up in Japan where people spoke in an anglicized version of the American English.

00:29:07.000 This sort of trashy language that we speak now 1.00

00:29:11.000 is an evolution that comes from Irish immigrants and other people, but initially in the 40s and 50s, we were still enamored with Britain and would speak like them whenever we could. 0.74

00:29:25.000 We'd also correct people who didn't say white, white, white.

00:29:31.000 Oh, quite.

00:29:33.000 What do you got now?

00:29:35.000 Trying to do some illegal booby getting.

00:29:37.000 I mean, we might as well rent it at this point.

00:29:40.000 We have to show the fans what we're looking for.

00:29:41.000 This is all looking good here.

00:29:44.000 Good quality.

00:29:46.000 Oh! 0.60

00:29:47.000 When I see her mad and he's in a chair.

00:29:49.000 So this is...

00:29:51.000 There we go, yes!

00:29:53.000 They did cut it out.

00:29:54.000 Victory!

00:29:55.000 So Lifetime pussied out.

00:29:57.000 Now here's the question.

00:29:58.000 Did Lifetime cut it out because it's attempted murder or whatever it is?

00:30:02.000 Or because it's so bad that Tyler went, yeah.

00:30:06.000 Stop, stop, stop.

00:30:08.000 This is all, you have to go, I can go back a little bit.

00:30:11.000 Or did Tyler go, yeah, I'm getting ridiculed for that bathtub scene, so I will let you license the film Lifetime, but it's my new director's cut, I call it, and it may be missing some scenes that we deemed a little too controversial, meaning we got made fun of too much.

00:30:27.000 He's a good actor, that guy.

00:30:29.000 He was on that law show.

00:30:29.000 Yeah, he's good.

00:30:30.000 With the fat ugly chick. 1.00

00:30:32.000 And the chick from Real Housewives' husband. 1.00

00:30:37.000 Mark Hamill.

00:30:45.000 By the way, 130-pound woman, don't think that you can push a man, a 280-pound man, off of a chair into a bathtub. 0.71

00:30:57.000 You can't.

00:30:59.000 His wheels will hit the edge of the tub. 0.93

00:31:01.000 Hey, stop! 1.00

00:31:01.000 Stop! 1.00

00:31:02.000 Hey, stop! 1.00

00:31:08.000 Head over tea kettle! 1.00

00:31:12.000 We have to see that again.

00:31:13.000 Okay.

00:31:14.000 We could put that as a drop.

00:31:22.000 That's as good as... Like, Tyler, you're the director.

00:31:30.000 How do you explain the jump?

00:31:32.000 You're right.

00:31:32.000 What was the jump there?

00:31:35.000 Oh no.

00:31:37.000 It's finding Nemo.

00:31:40.000 I know where your dad is, Doris.

00:31:42.000 See what I mean about that parody?

00:31:46.000 Yeah, it's exactly the same.

00:31:51.000 Huh?

00:31:52.000 It's better.

00:31:52.000 It is better.

00:31:53.000 What about me?

00:31:53.000 The parody is better.

00:31:54.000 It is better.

00:32:02.000 Stop making those bubbles.

00:32:08.000 What?

00:32:08.000 Stop making those bubbles.

00:32:10.000 What the hell? 0.99

00:32:13.000 You kicked me out of our house? 0.99

00:32:14.000 Continuity problem there.

00:32:16.000 He had shampoo, foam, whatever, in his face.

00:32:19.000 And wait a minute.

00:32:20.000 How did it get- Oh, it was bubbly before.

00:32:22.000 Go back.

00:32:23.000 Was the bath always bubbly?

00:32:25.000 Yeah, but every time they showed his head it was far away from the bubbles.

00:32:28.000 No, at the beginning the bubbles were right up to his face.

00:32:30.000 They just showed it now and the bubbles are far away from his face.

00:32:32.000 The opposite is true.

00:32:35.000 But yes, it was a bubble bath.

00:32:36.000 Okay.

00:32:38.000 But now there's more bubbles.

00:32:42.000 Now there's no bubbles by his face.

00:32:44.000 Right.

00:32:45.000 Right.

00:32:45.000 They probably were like, he was like, I want to get soap out of his face.

00:32:48.000 Sounds like there's a lot of affirmative action going on in the set.

00:32:50.000 Feed him.

00:32:52.000 Ooh.

00:32:52.000 Clothe him, they say.

00:32:56.000 No bubbles by his face.

00:32:57.000 Huh?

00:33:00.000 Huh?

00:33:01.000 What about me?

00:33:02.000 Oh! 0.60

00:33:02.000 Infinite bubbles by his face. 0.60

00:33:04.000 Drenched in bubbles.

00:33:05.000 He changed his mind halfway through.

00:33:06.000 He was like, you know, let's put some bubbles in your face.

00:33:11.000 Because she says, stop making those bubbles. 0.99

00:33:13.000 She's like, I need some bubbles. 1.00

00:33:15.000 No one's going to notice.

00:33:18.000 Stop making those bubbles.

00:33:21.000 Don't blow no bubbles. 0.99

00:33:23.000 Bad brains. 0.83

00:33:24.000 Talking about Michael Jackson. 0.98

00:33:26.000 Oh, now no bubbles.

00:33:28.000 You kicked me out of our house?

00:33:31.000 You try to keep me from our money?

00:33:33.000 No.

00:33:36.000 Sounds like she was making the right choice.

00:33:38.000 Go ahead, girl. 0.77

00:33:40.000 You seem to be pretty undeserving of charity.

00:33:43.000 The movie gave up on us.

00:33:45.000 It says, I can't do this.

00:33:47.000 The movie can't handle itself anymore?

00:33:49.000 It failed itself.

00:33:51.000 That would be funny if movies just start self-destructing. 0.99

00:33:56.000 Shooting themselves in the head.

00:33:57.000 Did you see the DNC final performance?

00:33:59.000 Because I feel like there was some like affirmative action.

00:34:02.000 Yeah, that's why I put it on Parler when it came out.

00:34:05.000 That's why I've mentioned it 900 times.

00:34:07.000 That's why it's the biggest news story in the world.

00:34:09.000 You remind me this guy just sent me right now today.

00:34:12.000 He sent me footage of that guy getting the truck guy in Portland getting knocked unconscious.

00:34:18.000 He just sent it to me.

00:34:19.000 Thanks for the scoop.

00:34:20.000 I follow this Jamaican guy who does Photoshop and After Effects, and this looks exactly like something he'd make the background.

00:34:29.000 And the way that everything, like that right there. 0.75

00:34:31.000 So I think they hired a black guy. 0.98

00:34:34.000 Yeah, well I know they hired a black guy to sing the song. 0.99

00:34:37.000 Well that's correct.

00:34:38.000 But the guy to do the After Effects is definitely a guy of color.

00:34:43.000 It's kind of a style that they have.

00:34:45.000 Again, overacting.

00:34:48.000 Like, look at the guitarist.

00:34:49.000 He's just doing... I'm just gonna go through the song.

00:34:50.000 Look at this.

00:34:51.000 Not... Stop.

00:34:52.000 Children, what's that sound?

00:34:54.000 Everybody look what's going round.

00:34:57.000 Who is that guy?

00:35:07.000 Billy Porter, he's a drag queen. 0.67

00:35:10.000 Who's like, trans people, invented rock and roll. 1.00

00:35:14.000 He was in the other DNC movie too, and he does red carpet stuff, but has he been around since before?

00:35:19.000 I don't know, I think he's brand new.

00:35:21.000 20 years?

00:35:21.000 Oh, okay.

00:35:23.000 We've gone so far left that all the freaks are mainstream.

00:35:26.000 Whoa.

00:35:27.000 Okay, I think it's time we said goodbye.

00:35:32.000 We still have to talk about this Nadav movie, The Plot Against the President, and Millie Weaver's movie, Shadowgate.

00:35:38.000 Well, she appears to have stabbed Roger Stone in the back.

00:35:42.000 Roger's our boy.

00:35:43.000 So we're pissed.

00:35:45.000 But, uh, I have to admit, I haven't seen either movie.

00:35:48.000 I've just been doing some research and, you know, we've always said Jason Kessler was a fed, but I'm starting to get worried about more feds.

00:35:55.000 I'm starting to get worried.

00:35:56.000 You want to hear this one?

00:35:59.000 I'm starting to think Raheem Kassan and Steve Bannon are funded by a Chinese billionaire who's working with the government and their controlled opposition.

00:36:08.000 Wow.

00:36:11.000 That's the vibe I'm getting.

00:36:12.000 Because I heard, it's all rumors, that their whole war room is totally funded by this Chinese billionaire who's closely affiliated with the government.

00:36:22.000 China's our enemy. 1.00

00:36:23.000 China's an asshole. 1.00

00:36:24.000 China is an asshole. 1.00

00:36:27.000 And I was talking to a cop at the Laura thing who was talking about the amount of fentanyl they send here, the number of deaths, and he goes, 1.00

00:36:36.000 It's chemical warfare.

00:36:37.000 You're killing 150 Americans a day?

00:36:40.000 What if you were sending a gas across the ocean that was killing 150 Americans a day?

00:36:44.000 It'd be an act of war, right?

00:36:46.000 This is chemical warfare.

00:36:48.000 And by the way, no one's talking about this at all, but Trump, in his latest negotiation with China, had a box that they had to check off that said, we will make all fentanyl in all forms illegal.

00:37:02.000 I believe it's correct, yes.

00:37:03.000 Okay, so...

00:37:25.000 Thank you for tuning in.

00:37:26.000 I hope you enjoyed this free weekly special we have.

00:37:29.000 We're about to get much deeper and a lot more gossip.

00:37:32.000 We're about to talk about the movie Blades 2 and give away Heshi socks to our first two callers.

00:37:40.000 We're taking calls in approximately 22 minutes.

00:37:45.000 We'll be taking calls for an hour and I'll be doodling while we take calls and then we'll be sending those to the Gavin Doodles auction where you can donate to Justice for Liberty.

00:37:53.000 Beautiful little black child who's had her father taken away because he fought Antifa, which is verboten.

00:38:01.000 And the best way to do that, we're learning, is to go to the doodle auction, either buy a doodle or just donate there. 1.00

00:38:07.000 So we have to literally go to New Zealand and back to give a black child money because of the bullshit Nazi narrative going on in this fucking country. 1.00

00:38:16.000 It's insane. 1.00

00:38:18.000 But you gotta keep fighting!

00:38:20.000 That's what Laura Loomer did. 0.99

00:38:22.000 And she won.

00:38:23.000 Get fired.

00:38:24.000 Get in trouble.

00:38:25.000 Be brave.

00:38:26.000 And never stop fighting.

00:38:40.000 My heart's a sacred relic, smooth, hard and metallic.

00:38:43.000 With a separate nervous system that vibrates psychedelic.

00:38:47.000 Walk around it seven times, anti-clockwise and step back.

00:38:51.000 Watch me as I lick my lips.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 20, 2020

GOML LIVE #61 | MOVIE NIGHT (Part 1)

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