Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 10, 2020


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S03E10 - TITS VS. ASS [2020-09-08 - S03E10 - TITS VS. ASS] S03E12 - COP KILLERS [2020-09-14 - S03E12 - COP KILLERS]

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On this week's episode of Get Off My Lawn, Gavin McInnes and his co-host Nicky Hilton discuss the first day of the Inauguration, Cardi B's new album, and why we should all be thankful that Trump was unable to attend the inaugural. They also talk about how much better Trump is than Joe Biden and why he should be in the White House. They also discuss why the Black community needs more fathers and why it s time for a program of volunteerism to replace welfare with something better like volunteerism. And, of course, there's a new segment called "Get On My Lawn" where they talk about what they would do if they were in charge of the government. Don't miss it! Get Off my Lawn is a production of Native Creative Podcasts. Produced in Los Angeles, CA and New York City, NY. Thanks to Pale Fire and Mossy Creek for the use of their equipment. Get on My Lawn is produced by Native Creative and Native Creative. If you like what you hear on the show, please HIT SUBSCRIBE! Subscribe to the podcast and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and let us know what you thought of the show! Get off My Lawn: Subscribe, Like, Share, and Retweet! I'll be listening to this show on Anchor.fm/GetOffMyLawn. Subscribe on Podchaser, and I'll send you a shoutout! and a review of the podcast! Thank you for listening and sharing it on your thoughts, comments, thoughts, and opinions on the podcast on social media! GAVIN2020, and shout it out to me on Insta- . I'm GavIN2020! -Gavin2020. - - Gavins2020 - PODCAST: - I Can't Say It Out! & I'll Be Thanked! - I'll Hear It Out On The Grounded, Gavin 2020: & PODDSI 2020 - - Thank Me Out On This Is My Day! , and I Can I Say That? - And I'll Have It Out Soon, GAVYO, I'll See You, My Thoughts On That's It's My Best Day, And I'm Thanked, And This Will Be My Best Effort, And My Best Week Ever,

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00:00:06.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:43.000 What can't Trump do?
00:00:45.000 Now he raps?
00:00:47.000 I can't rap.
00:00:48.000 Let me try.
00:00:49.000 Rap, rap, rappity-rap.
00:00:51.000 You want to beat? 0.67
00:00:51.000 Wait, you got it. 0.67
00:00:52.000 Yeah.
00:00:53.000 OK.
00:00:55.000 It's not going to go well, folks.
00:00:56.000 It's freestyling.
00:00:58.000 OK.
00:00:59.000 Here we go.
00:01:05.000 Yo, what's up?
00:01:06.000 Let's get real.
00:01:07.000 This is to the dawn.
00:01:09.000 We're sitting around the studio watching Get Off My Lawn.
00:01:12.000 No, we ain't watching it.
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00:01:21.000 I should do the- I should have done the background hype things where they go... I want to start doing that Cardi B thing. 0.99
00:01:30.000 How does she do it? 0.99
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00:02:55.000 Pull up that dude who does a better Trump than you.
00:02:57.000 You got a podium now.
00:02:58.000 Oh, that's the podium!
00:03:03.000 Welcome.
00:03:04.000 Misunderstanding.
00:03:05.000 Trump was unable to be here for the inauguration.
00:03:08.000 I'm gonna, I'm gonna reel him in.
00:03:10.000 I'm gonna, what's the word? 0.87
00:03:11.000 Sorry, I'm already fucking up this inauguration. 0.96
00:03:13.000 This is off the cuff. 0.90
00:03:14.000 I did a bump in the hallway just before I got here.
00:03:17.000 Thought I'd be watching it, not doing it, but I'm doing it and I'm a little jittery. 0.98
00:03:20.000 I want to say we're finally gonna start on that fucking wall. 0.94
00:03:24.000 Sorry, my friend Don is sorry this took so long. 0.99
00:03:28.000 The wall's coming.
00:03:29.000 War on Drugs is over. 1.00
00:03:31.000 That was stupid. 1.00
00:03:32.000 Border's getting shut down. 1.00
00:03:34.000 Guess what else?
00:03:35.000 Welfare.
00:03:36.000 Now relax, ghetto. 0.99
00:03:39.000 We're not going to just strip it tomorrow.
00:03:40.000 We're going to slowly institute a program of volunteerism.
00:03:44.000 You get your welfare if you volunteer.
00:03:47.000 Plenty of jobs.
00:03:48.000 Picking up garbage by the highway.
00:03:50.000 But you gotta do something. 1.00
00:03:52.000 No more sitting on your ass for free. 1.00
00:03:53.000 And here's an idea for the black community and BLM. 1.00
00:03:56.000 How about more fathers?
00:03:58.000 No more incentivizing single mothers. 1.00
00:04:01.000 We're done shattering the black family. 1.00
00:04:03.000 Lots of dads. 1.00
00:04:04.000 Bringing the black family back. 0.97
00:04:06.000 Beautiful dads.
00:04:07.000 Tons of dads.
00:04:08.000 Beautiful black dads.
00:04:09.000 Wonderful families. 1.00
00:04:14.000 Well, Sleepy Joe is a total disgrace. 0.59
00:04:17.000 And frankly, the only reason why he came out of his basement was because it was flooded. 0.97
00:04:22.000 And even then, he couldn't make his way out of his house.
00:04:26.000 He had to get directions.
00:04:28.000 And then he gave a speech the other day, and it was horrible.
00:04:32.000 Nobody showed up.
00:04:34.000 He had about six people.
00:04:36.000 Five were like his doctors.
00:04:38.000 It's crazy.
00:04:41.000 His doctors!
00:04:43.000 Right?
00:04:43.000 I mean, it's sad.
00:04:45.000 He's got about as much energy as a windmill.
00:04:49.000 It's perfect.
00:04:51.000 It hurts my feelings to watch that.
00:04:53.000 If I worked in the CIA, that guy would be in the White House.
00:04:56.000 Yeah.
00:04:57.000 And we just say, look, don't get sick. 0.99
00:04:59.000 Don't drink yourself till you're shit faced, but you can drink whatever you want. 0.99
00:05:03.000 Free food. 0.97
00:05:03.000 Here's some books and magazines. 0.97
00:05:05.000 On the one in a million chance the president is kidnapped or there's some sort of problem with his throat, we're going to need you to do a press conference and tell America that everyone is fine.
00:05:16.000 See, I'm a big, I'm not into fair.
00:05:19.000 I like, like, Kitschingerian politics.
00:05:22.000 I want death spots to disappear in the middle of the night.
00:05:25.000 Like when Mugabe was around.
00:05:26.000 I always said, and I pissed off Penny Rambeau from Crass with this.
00:05:29.000 I'm like, let's go get him in the middle of the night!
00:05:32.000 What are we waiting for?
00:05:33.000 Don't tell the American public! 1.00
00:05:36.000 But, what, what fucking... Why do we have death spots? 0.99
00:05:40.000 Like, why did we have EDM in and all this? 1.00
00:05:42.000 We fight all these big stupid wars to get rid of the entire snake. 1.00
00:05:46.000 Just chop its head off! 1.00
00:05:50.000 And then Penny goes, so why'd you want to kill Mugabe? 1.00
00:05:54.000 I said, no, I'm not going to bother killing him. 0.99
00:05:55.000 I got a family and stuff, but I feel like it'd be really fucking easy to kill him. 0.99
00:06:00.000 You just, here's what you do. 0.99
00:06:02.000 You go to a, uh, you go to Zimbabwe and you're doing a feature film on Mugabe.
00:06:07.000 He's a megalomaniac, right?
00:06:09.000 And they see a white, rich Americans coming across.
00:06:11.000 They see your history.
00:06:12.000 They'd see my history, right?
00:06:13.000 Oh, you worked with in media for a long time.
00:06:16.000 And then very simple.
00:06:18.000 You leave him a, uh,
00:06:20.000 A laptop.
00:06:22.000 As a gift.
00:06:24.000 Top of state-of-the-art MacBook Pro.
00:06:26.000 Get back on the plane.
00:06:27.000 Detonate.
00:06:28.000 Boom.
00:06:30.000 It is a disaster.
00:06:32.000 Or the guy was like, four feet tall.
00:06:34.000 Just, they say, like, he killed millions of people.
00:06:36.000 Well, not millions.
00:06:37.000 Thousands of people.
00:06:38.000 That's brothers, mothers, sisters.
00:06:40.000 If he killed my mother, I just go in there, hey Mr. Mugabe, I'd like to work for you as a, uh, security-
00:06:46.000 I remember one of the best lines I ever read in my life was this African journalist who said that Mugabe Etepupu, no, this African journalist who was saying, he wears 14 karat gold eyeglass frames, though it's not clear if he's wearing the glasses or the glasses are wearing him.
00:07:09.000 Look at those things!
00:07:11.000 Wow, those are loud. 1.00
00:07:12.000 Thick gold glasses and a fucking Hitler mustache! 1.00
00:07:17.000 He's my favorite dictator of all time. 1.00
00:07:19.000 Sorry Hitler, you didn't make the cuts.
00:07:22.000 His dinner, when he turned 90, it was like 400 year old turtles, dolphins, sharks, lions, all to eat! 0.99
00:07:31.000 And then he started fucking his secretary and he willed Zimbabwe to her as a parting gift. 0.99
00:07:38.000 That didn't go great with the gang. 1.00
00:07:38.000 Wow. 1.00
00:07:40.000 His kids are all over Instagram with Rolexes.
00:07:42.000 The country's in complete disarray.
00:07:45.000 And his kids are all not billionaires, multimillionaires.
00:07:48.000 There he is boring the hair of the woman behind him.
00:07:53.000 It's like Chavez's daughter.
00:07:55.000 She's worth 3.5 billion.
00:07:56.000 Meanwhile, the citizens of Venezuela are eating their cats.
00:08:03.000 Was that a picture of him as a young man?
00:08:04.000 He's a totally different head.
00:08:07.000 Yeah.
00:08:08.000 He's got the gray coming.
00:08:11.000 Maybe that's the Zimbabwean Bob DiBono. 0.76
00:08:14.000 Has he always had a Hitler mustache? 0.77
00:08:16.000 I think he may, I'm not exaggerating.
00:08:19.000 He may be the only person in the world with a Hitler mustache. 0.89
00:08:24.000 Name another person.
00:08:25.000 I remember Chris Naracco did it as a joke once for Christmas.
00:08:30.000 You know what I've realized with this show, by the way?
00:08:33.000 Oh, check out these hot shirts.
00:08:36.000 I've realized that when we pack a lot of news in here, we got the reads and then we got the calls and we got the this and the free.
00:08:43.000 This is the free part.
00:08:43.000 This is a podcast.
00:08:45.000 I don't like to bite off more than I can chew, so we're going to keep it light this episode.
00:08:48.000 Tomorrow I want to go through persecution of the Proud Boys, all the lies about them, all of this BLM rioting and stuff, but we'll touch on some of it. 0.92
00:08:59.000 But I also want to showcase... Wait, what did that say?
00:09:02.000 I want to showcase...
00:09:06.000 Our shirts.
00:09:07.000 Man with Hitler mustache charged in weapons case.
00:09:11.000 Does that give it like a multiplier?
00:09:13.000 He's joking!
00:09:14.000 That guy isn't.
00:09:16.000 Oh, that guy looks serious.
00:09:18.000 Maybe he doesn't know about Hitler, to be fair.
00:09:21.000 Hitler? 0.62
00:09:24.000 We've also started this week doing Book of the Day.
00:09:28.000 Today's book is Nickel and Dimed by Barbara Ehrenreich.
00:09:31.000 Fantastic book. 0.93
00:09:31.000 She did another book after this that sucked rotten eggs. 0.93
00:09:36.000 She also did this book, Global Woman.
00:09:40.000 This is a really good book too.
00:09:42.000 All you feminists out there can see what you and I have in common. 1.00
00:09:45.000 Global Woman is about how we, these third world countries, have outsourced love.
00:09:52.000 Nannies, maids, and sex workers in the new economy. 1.00
00:09:56.000 The whole concept of your Filipino, Filipina nanny means she's not there for her kids. 1.00
00:10:03.000 And what she ends up doing is falling in love with your kids. 0.89
00:10:06.000 And her kids miss her terribly.
00:10:08.000 Something like 90% of the kids in these third world countries say, I would never be a nanny.
00:10:12.000 No way.
00:10:12.000 I would never do that to my kids.
00:10:14.000 You're having an affair.
00:10:16.000 You're cheating on your kids.
00:10:17.000 It's out of sight, out of mind, and you change and hug the diapers of this two-year-old, and you're with him until he's four, and you're hugging him and kissing him to bed at night.
00:10:24.000 He's your kid.
00:10:25.000 You fall in love with that kid.
00:10:26.000 Then they get fired.
00:10:28.000 That's like taking their kids away. 0.99
00:10:30.000 It's a bizarre, sick thing, and the fact that we do it across borders, the fact that we import love is fucking sick and wrong. 0.99
00:10:38.000 I want to be a woman. 0.98
00:10:43.000 That's my unpopular opinion of the day.
00:10:47.000 Um, I have another unpopular opinion about this shooting in Brooklyn at the Jouvert Festival. 0.99
00:10:52.000 So fucking infuriating. 0.96
00:10:53.000 I'm going to talk about that more tomorrow. 0.99
00:10:55.000 But, uh, these two kids were shot.
00:10:58.000 That's how bad gang warfare is.
00:11:00.000 They're shot.
00:11:01.000 Go back to that picture of, uh, the shooting and the woman crying.
00:11:06.000 Here, go to my parlor.
00:11:09.000 I just noticed two things about this.
00:11:12.000 We'll get into the rest later. 0.93
00:11:14.000 But how about some culpability from these black mothers? 1.00
00:11:17.000 What the fuck are your kids doing out at three in the morning? 1.00
00:11:22.000 Imagine our kids, a white guy's kids got shot. 1.00
00:11:25.000 Okay, so look at these two pictures.
00:11:27.000 I thought these were two different moms. 1.00
00:11:29.000 No, her weave fell off.
00:11:31.000 Oh! 0.60
00:11:33.000 Oh.
00:11:34.000 And it's because it's different printing.
00:11:36.000 It's a different shade of pink.
00:11:37.000 That's the same shirt.
00:11:39.000 She's got these cheetah pants. 1.00
00:11:40.000 She was out there meeting hot guys at the party. 0.90
00:11:43.000 It's it's a lot of it's where a lot of gang bangers come to settle their score.
00:11:46.000 It's also a fun party and you get to meet guys.
00:11:49.000 So they're all done up ready to party and her six year old brother's there too.
00:11:53.000 So same thing.
00:11:55.000 You've got your weave on. 0.94
00:11:56.000 You're crying your eyes out in your picture.
00:11:57.000 You're hamming it up for the cameras.
00:11:59.000 But check this out. 1.00
00:12:01.000 That fucking kid has a cast. 1.00
00:12:03.000 Oh yeah. 1.00
00:12:05.000 So you're such a... Look, I'm not saying every six-year-old's mom with a cast is a shitty mom, but it's not a great sign. 0.99
00:12:14.000 Especially because kids have pretty pliable bones when they're young. 0.99
00:12:18.000 So breaking a kid's arm that severely, where he needs a cast from above his elbow all the way down, that's not a great sign. 0.99
00:12:25.000 I know I say I like to see kids in casts, but little older than that, and not the same ones that got shot through the fucking femur. 0.95
00:12:35.000 It's 10 o'clock, do you know where your kids are? 0.98
00:12:37.000 Anyway, this book.
00:12:38.000 So, I coined the term immersionism a long time ago, and it did not take off as a term.
00:12:44.000 I'm still pretty happy with it.
00:12:45.000 And it relates to- Ryan, what are you doing?
00:12:48.000 What are you doing?
00:12:50.000 I'm just- there's little schmutz on the table.
00:12:51.000 Okay, could you maybe worry about the schmutz- water?
00:12:53.000 You're worried about water from your condensation of your cup?
00:12:57.000 Is that what you're doing?
00:12:58.000 Yeah.
00:12:59.000 So he has a large glass of water.
00:13:02.000 There's condensation on that.
00:13:03.000 The studio is warm.
00:13:04.000 The water is cold.
00:13:05.000 Some condensation dripped down his cup onto the table.
00:13:08.000 He's got Kleenex there and he's washing the condensation off the table while he should be doing the show.
00:13:15.000 Figured it'd be quick.
00:13:17.000 Anyway, what Barbara Ehrenreich did is she said, we hear about working class this, working class that, can you survive on a working class salary? 0.94
00:13:25.000 I'm going to try it.
00:13:26.000 And she worked in diners, she was a waitress, she was a maid, and she goes, no you can't.
00:13:31.000 Morgan Spurlock did the same thing.
00:13:33.000 When he did his 60 days show and he would be someone for 60 days, he was a Muslim, he was a blue-collar dude with no money, he was just working and he did well. 0.98
00:13:43.000 He stayed at a motel and the only reason he lost his money is because his stupid bitch girlfriend had a yeast infection, no a UTI sorry, and she had to go and she didn't have health insurance so it was like 1400 bucks and that drained their bank account. 1.00
00:13:55.000 Bitch, have some cranberry sauce, okay? 1.00
00:13:57.000 Drink some cranberry juice, you would've been fine. 1.00
00:13:59.000 You don't need to spend that money.
00:14:00.000 Every girl gets a UTI. 1.00
00:14:01.000 Especially women that are with me, because my dick is like a fucking anaconda. 1.00
00:14:07.000 So that was stupid, but in this book... 1.00
00:14:11.000 She forgets, like, there's normal survival instincts. 0.99
00:14:14.000 So she doesn't stay at a friend's house for a while while she generates money. 0.98
00:14:17.000 She tries to get enough money for an apartment, but she can't get the deposit because she's broke.
00:14:22.000 So she stays at a motel and that ends up eating up all her money.
00:14:25.000 That's not how people operate.
00:14:26.000 You crash on a couch.
00:14:28.000 This is more like for an immigrant who just got here and is totally alone.
00:14:31.000 And even then, they'd have the Polish or the Mexican community.
00:14:34.000 The other problem with this book is she totally ignores illegal aliens. 0.99
00:14:38.000 Never touches the subject whatsoever.
00:14:40.000 And you're like, if you're talking about working in America, starting from zero, you kind of have to include illegals. 0.95
00:14:48.000 So there's some major flaws with it, but it's fascinating to hear someone actually do this.
00:14:52.000 This is why I brought up the book Rats the other day, because he actually went there and spent months with rats.
00:14:58.000 I don't mean snitches, I mean actual disgusting rodents.
00:15:01.000 So, kudos to Barbara for actually trying it and not just pontificating. 1.00
00:15:06.000 The biggest problem with the media today is everyone is just pontificating and guessing what it's probably like out there based on someone else's fucking tweet. 0.95
00:15:19.000 And you don't learn about life watching someone else's tweet. 0.97
00:15:23.000 This is another one of my favorites, hate has no home here.
00:15:26.000 You'll notice these are really prevalent in all white neighborhoods. 0.89
00:15:29.000 And I thought it would be great to just get the same font and everything and make it blacks have no home here. 1.00
00:15:34.000 Oh my god.
00:15:36.000 And just like glue it to the sign as a sticker.
00:15:40.000 So it would take them a few days.
00:15:41.000 It's basically murder.
00:15:43.000 I got into an argument with a woman in my neighborhood and I was like,
00:15:46.000 I can't believe you people talk about diversity here.
00:15:48.000 It's the whitest neighborhood I've ever been to.
00:15:50.000 Like, not just lived in.
00:15:52.000 And she goes, oh really?
00:15:53.000 How about my... There's plenty of diversity here.
00:15:56.000 Religious diversity.
00:15:56.000 How about my two nieces who are trans?
00:16:00.000 Touché.
00:16:01.000 What?
00:16:02.000 Touché. 0.98
00:16:04.000 By the way, folks in white neighborhoods, if you really want to show how open-minded you are and how much you love other groups, go to the black neighborhood near you. 0.77
00:16:14.000 There's always one within three miles.
00:16:16.000 Volunteer.
00:16:17.000 Be a math tutor.
00:16:19.000 Work with them.
00:16:21.000 They'd love to have you.
00:16:22.000 Go to the school.
00:16:22.000 Help with after-school programs.
00:16:25.000 Oh, no?
00:16:25.000 Oh, you don't have time?
00:16:26.000 Oh, okay.
00:16:27.000 Just the sign, then?
00:16:28.000 Just the sign.
00:16:29.000 Okay.
00:16:29.000 Okay, I gotcha.
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00:17:28.000 Speaking of getting your news from Twitter, I learned today, you probably didn't know this, and I didn't learn this from being out in the field, I learned this from hearing what other people say, but did you know?
00:17:42.000 That's an inside joke that only I know.
00:17:44.000 No, no, no, you told it.
00:17:45.000 Do you know it?
00:17:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:47.000 My son used to, before he was consumed with baseball, he used to have these sayings, and one of them was he'd jump into the room, this is when he was about four, he's 12 now, but he'd jump into the room and he'd go, did you know that you're not fair?
00:18:01.000 And then leave.
00:18:03.000 You good?
00:18:04.000 The other one was, the Bob Marley has begun!
00:18:07.000 Or the other one was, reading a book to love.
00:18:10.000 No, scientists say reading a book to love makes you fall apart.
00:18:17.000 And I googled them because I was like, did you get that from a show?
00:18:19.000 Nothing. 0.99
00:18:21.000 So fucking weird. 0.97
00:18:22.000 Anyway, this is one five. 0.98
00:18:26.000 You're not going to believe this.
00:18:27.000 I know that you suspected this to be true, but make it full screen before you show the whole doohickey.
00:18:32.000 Because you ruin the joke when you do that.
00:18:36.000 The full screen is really, oh, it works.
00:18:41.000 So this is amazing news and you're going to have to, the subtitles are obviously very important.
00:18:46.000 It's Lebanese.
00:18:47.000 That doesn't mean it's not true though.
00:18:49.000 It's Lebanon news as far as I'm concerned. 0.98
00:18:53.000 Official policy says that since they do not have enough face masks, the blacks should die so that the whites can get the masks. 0.99
00:19:06.000 This is the level of their racism. 1.00
00:19:10.000 It reaches the point of killing black people in public. 0.87
00:19:16.000 After a while, we see that the police or the justice system summoned, in brackets, the killer, and later he is released on parole and gets a reduced sentence because of the extra masks. 0.95
00:19:25.000 And nobody remembers what happened to this policeman who killed the black person.
00:19:28.000 Did you even know that?
00:19:35.000 You have to get international to get the real news. 1.00
00:19:38.000 You have to not go out there and actually talk to people and experience stuff, but go listen to other fucking bullshit turd world media. 0.99
00:19:45.000 How amazing is that? 1.00
00:19:47.000 Lebanese TV is claiming that because of the mask shortage, which I didn't know about, the white people who are in control are killing blacks. 0.98
00:19:55.000 That's like, wait a minute, masks are, you need a lot. 0.99
00:19:59.000 So you'd have to slaughter like millions of blacks. 1.00
00:20:03.000 Half the black population. 1.00
00:20:04.000 And you'd have these bodies everywhere. 0.99
00:20:06.000 Like big farmer's fields of just black bodies. 1.00
00:20:10.000 And you don't just wear one mask, you need a couple. 0.99
00:20:12.000 Right, so each person, each white person, would be responsible for like 30 black deaths. 0.99
00:20:16.000 Oh my god. 0.54
00:20:18.000 What about old people that need it the most?
00:20:20.000 Like how are they gonna conquer? 0.99
00:20:21.000 There are like a hundred black deaths. 0.97
00:20:22.000 But how do they... 1.00
00:20:24.000 Kill? 0.99
00:20:25.000 They're too old. 0.99
00:20:26.000 No, no, no.
00:20:27.000 I just meant per number. 0.99
00:20:29.000 As far as the killing goes, his contention is that the white government has the police go out and kill them. 0.99
00:20:34.000 Oh, okay. 0.99
00:20:35.000 Thank God.
00:20:35.000 They summon them.
00:20:37.000 Using a chant.
00:20:41.000 We should make up stuff about Lebanon.
00:20:43.000 F it.
00:20:45.000 Yeah, I got some news about Lebanon. 1.00
00:20:48.000 It sucks. 0.99
00:20:51.000 It used to be a wonderful Christian country. 1.00
00:20:54.000 Then the Muslims came along. 1.00
00:20:55.000 It was 50-50 for a while.
00:20:57.000 And the Muslims do what Muslims do. 1.00
00:21:00.000 And they kicked out all the Christians who moved to Canada mostly. 0.94
00:21:04.000 They seemed to take over Ottawa.
00:21:06.000 They're awesome.
00:21:07.000 Christian Lebanese.
00:21:08.000 And now it's just like Pakistan. 0.98
00:21:11.000 I think it would be an improvement.
00:21:14.000 This is one of my favorite shirts that we have.
00:21:16.000 Invade Greenland.
00:21:18.000 It's apolitical.
00:21:20.000 It seems patriotic, and it's my new favorite kind of joke.
00:21:24.000 True jokes.
00:21:26.000 I do think we should invade. 0.94
00:21:28.000 Whatever happened to invading?
00:21:30.000 Like, we go to wars, we're in Iraq, we're in Afghanistan, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99
00:21:34.000 That's not really an invasion, we're just sort of around there with this bullshit hearts and minds crap. 0.99
00:21:38.000 What are you doing? 0.98
00:21:39.000 Just putting on my other shirt.
00:21:41.000 My other shirt. 0.78
00:21:42.000 I feel like I'm a toad.
00:21:43.000 Wow, you're really good at putting on shirts.
00:21:47.000 And thanks for advertising our clothes and making them look comfortable and cool to wear.
00:21:51.000 Oh, I see.
00:21:52.000 Why do you think I'm doing this?
00:21:53.000 I'm promoting our shirt wear.
00:21:56.000 What, you're too lazy to take your shirt off?
00:21:57.000 Yeah, it's just... I just take the headphones off.
00:22:01.000 Oh my god, you have to take those... How are you gonna ever get them back on?
00:22:03.000 Then you can see my back knee, which is gross. 0.95
00:22:07.000 Don't film your back knee if you're embarrassed of it. 0.90
00:22:09.000 By the way, best way to get rid of back knee, you sunburn it off.
00:22:13.000 I heard that.
00:22:14.000 Yeah.
00:22:14.000 Actually, it's been getting very good.
00:22:16.000 Same with acne.
00:22:17.000 Just get a sunburn.
00:22:19.000 Crisp yourself.
00:22:21.000 Burn that marshmallow.
00:22:22.000 Hey, I was... Oh, I didn't explain the opening song. 1.00
00:22:25.000 That's by What The Fuck, Bra. 0.99
00:22:27.000 And we discovered him from a subscriber to the show, sent it into the letters page, and he does these amazing fucking songs. 0.99
00:22:35.000 I gotta watch it with the swing. 0.99
00:22:36.000 He makes these amazing goldarn songs using, you know, the political zeitgeist.
00:23:00.000 So that's fun.
00:23:00.000 Check that out.
00:23:01.000 I couldn't find any information about him.
00:23:03.000 I think he's from LA.
00:23:05.000 Not sure though.
00:23:06.000 He's obviously a talented artist and if you're an artist you can't really promote Trump and put your face on it without being completely blacklisted.
00:23:14.000 Here's a trip.
00:23:16.000 So I'm watching TV with my youngest last night and we're watching this reality show about the Bronx Zoo and occasionally the Central Park Zoo.
00:23:24.000 It's called The Zoo.
00:23:25.000 This is one one.
00:23:28.000 Check it out.
00:23:30.000 Man, I'm watching it going... I was never really into zoos.
00:23:34.000 I mean, I don't give a fuck about animals. 0.98
00:23:36.000 I see them as mutants. 0.99
00:23:38.000 They're genetic accidents that were supposed to be human. 0.61
00:23:41.000 And I don't really care if they live or die.
00:23:43.000 I'm not cruel.
00:23:44.000 I don't want to hurt a dog. 1.00
00:23:46.000 I'm not like these fucking Middle Eastern kids who will just chop a dog's ears off with shearing scissors and then laugh as it goes... 1.00
00:23:59.000 But I just don't know. 1.00
00:24:00.000 I don't like seeing them in cages.
00:24:02.000 I don't see them in their natural habitat.
00:24:04.000 It just seems wrong.
00:24:04.000 But, you know, in the Bronx Zoo, for example, a lot of these are drug dealers that buy some crazy exotic animal and they realize they can't handle it, so they leave it at the front gate.
00:24:12.000 So it's really conservation.
00:24:14.000 But I was watching this show the other day and all of a sudden I went, you know what?
00:24:18.000 I like zoos.
00:24:20.000 I think they're important.
00:24:21.000 You know why?
00:24:22.000 Because they're mental institutions for the mentally ill. 0.99
00:24:29.000 Now, I'm not sure they'll show up in this thing.
00:24:31.000 This trailer seems a little too heavy on the, um, animals?
00:24:35.000 The amylose? 0.98
00:24:36.000 Sorry, my allergies are going nuts.
00:24:38.000 I look like a coke head. 0.89
00:24:39.000 I look like Artie Lang at a job interview.
00:24:41.000 Uh, did I ever tell you about Tony Curtis?
00:24:44.000 But, um, I'm looking at these women who work there, and the women are divided into the following categories about 0.99
00:24:52.000 15 to 20% are pretty women with incredible maternal instincts, and no one's put a ring on it, so they don't know what to do, where to funnel this, sort of like Howard Stern's wife. 1.00
00:25:03.000 And what they do is they just look after these animals, and it's all about the babies, and we're having our first penguin baby, and we're watching the egg, and you know that they come in early every day, and they work extra hours, and they just love that shit. 0.99
00:25:17.000 And that's great. 0.98
00:25:18.000 Second category as far as women go the other 80% 85% is um, oh shit, you're gonna sign into your Provider might be able to watch full episodes though. 1.00
00:25:29.000 Well YouTube has a million trailers penis face Okay 1.00
00:25:35.000 Are lesbians. 1.00
00:25:37.000 Ugly lesbians. 1.00
00:25:38.000 And some lesbians are like, I'm a fucking bitch. 1.00
00:25:41.000 And I'm just gonna do it. 1.00
00:25:42.000 And they move to the gay village, and they've got tons of girlfriends, and they just love it.
00:25:45.000 And they're fine with it. 1.00
00:25:47.000 Yeah, I don't like kids, and I got four cats, and I'm a fucking dyke, and I want to slit Trump's throat, and I just ate out a 20-year-old last night. 1.00
00:25:57.000 You're doing it. 1.00
00:25:57.000 You got it. 1.00
00:25:58.000 You're under control.
00:25:59.000 A lot of them just go, like they're Christian or whatever, and they just go, what's happened to me?
00:26:04.000 Whoa. 0.99
00:26:04.000 Oh, gays. 0.99
00:26:04.000 I never thought of that. 0.99
00:26:06.000 Gay men, too.
00:26:26.000 They're not that into their sexuality, and so they just say, I want to love, and I don't want to love a dude, because my brother nightmares. 0.99
00:26:32.000 So, they just love these animals. 0.89
00:26:35.000 And it's much healthier than killing yourself.
00:26:37.000 Has she got makeup on her neck tattoo?
00:26:39.000 Or is she getting her neck tattoo removed? 1.00
00:26:48.000 Yeah, and they have all these rules about breeding, and this is irresponsible, and it should be a rescue.
00:26:53.000 Like, that's all just misdirected maternal instincts. 0.89
00:26:57.000 There's a lesbian right there, clearly. 1.00
00:26:58.000 And so that's good, right? 0.97
00:27:02.000 We've got these people who are having mental issues with their bizarre sexuality, and they have a place to funnel it all. 0.99
00:27:07.000 And then... What the fuck's she crying about now? 1.00
00:27:11.000 A schnauzer? 1.00
00:27:15.000 It's a dog.
00:27:16.000 Yes, it loves you.
00:27:17.000 We took a wolf and we spent thousands of years breeding it into thing something that only cares about you and eating.
00:27:24.000 That's all.
00:27:25.000 Thanks, men.
00:27:26.000 Thanks, men. 1.00
00:27:28.000 It's a fucking robot. 1.00
00:27:29.000 Dogs are robots. 1.00
00:27:30.000 They're genetic mutants.
00:27:33.000 That's why wolves eat them, because they go, uh oh, I better call the herd. 0.93
00:27:37.000 We've got some sort of bizarre inbred freak who's growing hair into his eyeball.
00:27:41.000 But there's a fourth category or whatever out right now where I support zoos.
00:27:48.000 Autistic men. 0.54
00:27:49.000 These men, they can't correspond with human beings.
00:27:54.000 They can't look other men in the eyes.
00:27:55.000 They don't know what to do with their lives.
00:27:57.000 They commit suicide.
00:27:58.000 They're lonely. 0.95
00:27:59.000 They're not going to have a relationship with women. 1.00
00:28:01.000 It's Animal Planet the Zoo is the show.
00:28:03.000 Yeah, I got it.
00:28:03.000 Yeah, you got it.
00:28:04.000 I'm trying to find something.
00:28:05.000 Like I was watching this dude dealing with geckos last night. 1.00
00:28:09.000 And he knows everything there is to know about geckos and his his clothes are kind of washed weird and the collar is kind of down the way that a autistic person would wear his polo. 0.98
00:28:19.000 And I'm just realizing, thank God we have geckos for this guy so he can feel like he's doing something. 0.99
00:28:25.000 And they spend hours helping it breed and doing all this dumb shit. 0.99
00:28:30.000 Jose doesn't count. 0.99
00:28:31.000 He's not in any category.
00:28:32.000 He's just cheap labor.
00:28:35.000 He seems cool. 0.53
00:28:37.000 Yeah, I don't think he has mental problems.
00:28:40.000 He's probably making 300 grand a year. 0.96
00:28:42.000 He's a hustler. 1.00
00:28:43.000 But animals are garbage, right? 1.00
00:28:48.000 Don't hurt them, but they don't mean anything. 1.00
00:28:50.000 They're just really plants that walk around and have eyeballs.
00:28:54.000 And I thank God, literally, that we have this venue where these poor autistic boys and men can sit there. 1.00
00:29:04.000 Maybe look up gecko, gecko, lizard, pregnant. 0.99
00:29:08.000 And you go, thank God, these lonely women, these young spinsters, these lost lesbians, these twisted gays, and these lonely autistic men who can't function have a place. 1.00
00:29:24.000 He doesn't. 0.99
00:29:25.000 Is he autistic?
00:29:26.000 They're usually not that big.
00:29:27.000 ...really tie in with what you're looking for for a theme.
00:29:30.000 Does that sound good?
00:29:31.000 Yeah.
00:29:31.000 All right.
00:29:32.000 Eye contact.
00:29:33.000 ...really evil, and I'm going to tempt you right off the bat.
00:29:39.000 Do you think he likes Lord of the Rings?
00:29:40.000 Yes. 0.99
00:29:42.000 He's just a fat nerd who never gets laid. 1.00
00:29:44.000 But he needs love too! 0.99
00:29:47.000 I'm gonna love my lizards.
00:29:49.000 He had like one girl that he loved in high school, and she thought they were just friends, and then she started asking him for advice about guys.
00:29:55.000 Oh no.
00:29:56.000 And he went, uh oh, I'm in the friend zone and I always have been. 0.99
00:29:59.000 So he'd just lie in bed at night and masturbate thinking about her crying. 0.97
00:30:03.000 30% chance he's one of the guys, she's a smoke, she's like a 12. 1.00
00:30:06.000 Oh she's, of course, that's why she just assumed that we were just friends.
00:30:10.000 No, but a 12 like in love with him.
00:30:12.000 You ever see those?
00:30:13.000 What?
00:30:14.000 Yeah, there's like 12% of fat guys have like a bombshell girlfriend. 0.98
00:30:19.000 Yeah, they're called billionaires.
00:30:22.000 This is why he's so good at holding the lizard, because he spent his entire adolescence jerking the chicken.
00:30:28.000 His hand just wraps around those things perfectly.
00:30:30.000 Look, that's a beat-off professional.
00:30:33.000 Sad that he's doing it near a girl.
00:30:36.000 I wish you could find this gecko guy, though.
00:30:39.000 No, no, no.
00:30:40.000 He's not clearly autistic.
00:30:43.000 By all accounts, uh, this is all good news. 0.98
00:30:46.000 So I want zoos, because they're like, the animals there are slaves to the mentally ill. 1.00
00:30:52.000 It's still a prison for animals, but I don't give a fuck about animals. 0.97
00:30:56.000 So, by the way, this is a cute shirt that just, if you don't want to overstate it... Yeah. 0.95
00:31:03.000 That's a good one.
00:31:04.000 Sorry, this is such a nipple-heavy show there, folks. 0.97
00:31:08.000 This is also is a fantastic shirt. 0.98
00:31:10.000 Clown world.
00:31:11.000 I like these. 0.99
00:31:12.000 I don't like shirts to be overtly political like Trump rocks Trump Trump 2020 mega mega four more years, bitches. 1.00
00:31:20.000 This is just like, can you believe this shit? 1.00
00:31:25.000 All right. 1.00
00:31:27.000 We packed a lot of silly ephemera into this episode. 0.72
00:31:32.000 It's almost like dumpster diving.
00:31:37.000 We got books and songs and news blips and t-shirts, but there is a few important things I want to talk to, like Quebec City having re-education camps, a bit of Antifa porn, and this Dijon-Kazel case that's causing riots in L.A.
00:32:01.000 They never ask what the guy did, or what his past was. 0.98
00:32:04.000 Oh, he deserved to die just because he raped a kid? 0.99
00:32:06.000 Uh, well, yes, but, uh, I know where you're going, and the quest, the answer is, the odds are, he was fucking with the cops, and not just simply walking down the street minding his own business. 0.99
00:32:18.000 But you don't get that, because you don't pay. 0.93
00:32:21.000 So, goodbye, freebies freeloaders.
00:32:24.000 Um...
00:32:26.000 And all you people who pay, stick around.
00:32:29.000 We're going to do another half hour of chit-chatting.
00:32:31.000 Then we're going to take calls and do doodles.
00:32:33.000 Oh, we should mention the doodles.
00:32:34.000 The auction four, auction five is up.
00:32:38.000 And I'm really excited about this particular auction because, uh, wait, that's the old one.
00:32:44.000 We gotta update it.
00:32:45.000 Gotta update it.
00:32:46.000 So it'll be updated on the site ASAP.
00:32:50.000 But it has about ten or so of John Kinsman's drawings he did in prison.
00:32:56.000 He's up there by the border at Bear Hill Correctional Facility.
00:32:59.000 And I don't care where you stand on the political spectrum, where you are in this clown world, I think one piece of your art collection has to include... I can send it to you, right?
00:33:12.000 Has to include prison art.
00:33:14.000 Like, even if you hate the Proud Boys, you have something on your wall, and they go, what's that? 0.96
00:33:20.000 And you go, oh shit, that's like this Proud Boy who got thrown in prison for fighting Antifa, and he did this in prison. 0.99
00:33:30.000 What, really? 1.00
00:33:31.000 And it's Proud Boys crossing the Delaware?
00:33:33.000 Like, you can hate the Proud Boys.
00:33:35.000 I think you should.
00:33:37.000 But it's still, I think, a really interesting piece to have.
00:33:40.000 So some of it is pretty crude and some of it seems specifically made for the club, the Proud Boys, but I think you should go on there and buy it because it's a fascinating little moment in time.
00:33:53.000 Okay, I emailed it to you.
00:33:55.000 But how do people look this up?
00:33:58.000 Doodles for Justice 5.
00:33:59.000 So maybe go to charity auctions today and go Doodles for Justice 5.
00:34:04.000 Right?
00:34:05.000 Yeah, in the top thing right there.
00:34:06.000 Auctions slash Doodles for Justice 5.
00:34:08.000 I tried to search it, but it will be on the bar, on the search bar.
00:34:13.000 So on the left side of the screen, you'll see it in the tab.
00:34:16.000 So if you're not, if you don't, go to censored.tv and look for it there.
00:34:20.000 Or go to charity auctions today and put in the search Doodles for Justice 5 and that should come up.
00:34:27.000 And look at these pictures, like go down, there's that one.
00:34:31.000 Um, but look, look at that one.
00:34:33.000 Prison Art PB Delaware.
00:34:37.000 Can you zoom that up?
00:34:38.000 He's only got pencil crayons in there, although he did make an acetate stencil.
00:34:41.000 I don't know how he did that.
00:34:44.000 Now, that's just like, I feel like a historian should have that.
00:34:49.000 This, like, this is gonna, this should be, you know where this should be?
00:34:52.000 In a time capsule.
00:34:53.000 And then people go, what was this about? 0.98
00:34:55.000 Oh, this was 2020, when there was a huge conflict between patriotic right-wingers and fucking nonpartisan lefties. 0.98
00:35:03.000 All right, that's enough. 0.99
00:35:08.000 Get fired.
00:35:10.000 Get in trouble.
00:35:12.000 Be brave.
00:35:13.000 And never stop fighting.
00:35:15.000 We'll see you next week, Freeloaders.
00:35:23.000 So I take responsibility for calling for a setup.
00:35:26.000 I don't wear a mask when I'm washing my hair.
00:35:28.000 Do you wear a mask when you're washing your hair?
00:35:32.000 I've been there many, many times.
00:35:33.000 I always have a mask.
00:35:34.000 Since we passed the bill, I always have a mask.