Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #66 | BACK IN A MAGA GROOVE (Part 1)

00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Devin McKinnis!

00:00:22.000 Many years since I was here On the street I was passing my time away To the left and to the right Buildings towering to the sky It's out of sight

00:00:46.000 Here I am!

00:00:49.000 You better believe I'm back!

00:01:00.000 I gotta change my shirt.

00:01:06.000 I wore this shirt on the Anthony Cumia Show, which is not far from this studio.

00:01:11.000 A couple blocks away.

00:01:13.000 But I want to mix it up, so I wear this shirt.

00:01:17.000 Which has become too small for me. 0.91

00:01:19.000 If you are not a giant pig, I would recommend befriending a 48-year-old man. 0.95

00:01:28.000 Because our wardrobe is toast every year. 0.94

00:01:32.000 Like, this used to be my big, huge shirt.

00:01:35.000 I got this in Jamaica, I don't know, my daughter's probably four.

00:01:41.000 That would be ten years ago.

00:01:42.000 And now it's my skin-tight shirt.

00:01:45.000 I can't wear this anymore.

00:01:48.000 This used to be a blouse. 0.96

00:01:50.000 And I- all my custom, um, white shirts, they're all garbage. 1.00

00:01:56.000 I gotta give them this fuckin' Chinese midget. 1.00

00:01:59.000 I have like nine new Perrys. 0.99

00:02:00.000 You have a whole new Fred- I- All these, um, custom white dress shirts, I'm gonna have to just give them to you.

00:02:07.000 What?

00:02:08.000 That's badass. 1.00

00:02:09.000 Fuckin' sucks. 1.00

00:02:10.000 I'm- I'm really low on dress shirts. 1.00

00:02:12.000 Yeah, well, bring that up, Jamie.

00:02:15.000 Jamie, pull that out real quick.

00:02:18.000 Before we get started, of course, we have to give ourselves COVID by licking our fingers from all the people whose hands we touched.

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00:02:45.000 Actually, I remember Laura Loomer, she used to live near me when she was working for Veritas.

00:02:51.000 And I go, hey, we live in the same neighborhood.

00:02:55.000 Let's go to this bar and watch, there's an MMA fight, a big fight, and we'll bet on it.

00:03:01.000 And so we did.

00:03:04.000 And that usually, when both people put down five bucks, you usually care a lot because there's stakes. 1.00

00:03:12.000 And I was like, Oh, your bitch is losing. 1.00

00:03:14.000 Oh, she's in a headlock or whatever. 1.00

00:03:16.000 And, uh, she was not paying attention and she doesn't drink. 0.99

00:03:22.000 And I realized she was just bored.

00:03:25.000 And we had, we have a lot in common as far as talking about politics and stuff, but as far as like hanging out and getting wasted,

00:03:31.000 That's not really her thing.

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00:04:19.000 Today's book is one of my faves, Laura Hillenbrand.

00:04:23.000 I love, I don't think women can write. 1.00

00:04:26.000 I think they're generally terrible at writing.

00:04:28.000 Most of my favorite authors are female.

00:04:30.000 That is not a contradiction. 0.99

00:04:33.000 You can think that Chinese people are bad at basketball and also think that your two favorite players are Jeremy Lin and the other fucking giant rice ball. 1.00

00:04:46.000 I was talking to Anthony today and he's like, we're talking about the Proud Boys trial and how my quotes from Compound were used in the trial. 0.99

00:04:55.000 And I go, one of them was me calling Asians rice balls. 1.00

00:04:59.000 And I go, I made that up.

00:05:01.000 It's like a parody of racism. 1.00

00:05:03.000 Fucking rice balls. 1.00

00:05:05.000 It would be like calling East Indians fucking chocolate drops or something dumb. 1.00

00:05:10.000 It's actually making fun of racism. 1.00

00:05:13.000 And he goes, no, I think Robert Conrad in the 40s would call Asians rice balls.

00:05:20.000 Now, we didn't commit the sin of going on our phones in the bar.

00:05:23.000 This is before I went on his show.

00:05:24.000 I was on his show today.

00:05:26.000 But even if he's right,

00:05:32.000 And that that term is from the 1950s, it's still the same as making it up.

00:05:39.000 Like my joke when calling Asians rice balls, no offense Ryan. 1.00

00:05:43.000 None taken. 1.00

00:05:44.000 Was making fun of like the concept of people being God damn these fucking rice balls coming in here into our towns. 1.00

00:05:55.000 Right? 0.99

00:05:55.000 I can't find anything on Conrad saying rice balls. 0.99

00:05:57.000 Okay, can you find anything on rice balls?

00:06:00.000 No.

00:06:01.000 Just rice ball, let me see.

00:06:02.000 Put in rice balls. 0.94

00:06:04.000 Put in rice ball racist.

00:06:06.000 Or rice ball epithet. 1.00

00:06:09.000 I bet you won't see shit. 0.99

00:06:10.000 Let's see here. 0.99

00:06:13.000 Rika.

00:06:14.000 Gintama.

00:06:15.000 Try two words.

00:06:16.000 Rice balls.

00:06:18.000 Let's just go singular, right? 0.97

00:06:23.000 See?

00:06:24.000 See?

00:06:24.000 This was in a court of law!

00:06:27.000 Plum-filled rice ball.

00:06:28.000 And nothing comes up!

00:06:30.000 Nothing comes up!

00:06:31.000 Yeah.

00:06:32.000 Anyway.

00:06:32.000 It would have come.

00:06:33.000 It would have come.

00:06:33.000 Laura Hillenbrand, Angelina Jolie liked this book as much as everyone else.

00:06:37.000 They did... We're watching you Google, by the way, right?

00:06:41.000 Oh.

00:06:44.000 She also did that horse book. 0.99

00:06:47.000 Laura Hillenbrand did that book on the fucking... Horsey, horsey, I'm a horsey. 1.00

00:06:54.000 What's my name? 0.99

00:06:55.000 Joey Joey.

00:06:58.000 Laura Hillenbrand horse movie.

00:07:00.000 Okay.

00:07:01.000 Like Super Horse, whatever it was called.

00:07:04.000 Super Horse.

00:07:07.000 The Horsey Satinette?

00:07:08.000 What?

00:07:11.000 Laura?

00:07:12.000 Seabiscuit! 0.80

00:07:13.000 Seabiscuit! 0.80

00:07:13.000 Yeah, she wrote Seabiscuit. 0.80

00:07:15.000 But this book is about this, uh, Louise Leo Fierpinini?

00:07:19.000 Fierpini?

00:07:22.000 Zamparini, sorry.

00:07:23.000 Louis Zamparini.

00:07:25.000 And when Angelina Jolie did it, this guy was a POW in World War II.

00:07:31.000 He was kidnapped after crashing his plane.

00:07:34.000 He was a rebel rouser as a young kid.

00:07:37.000 And Laura's

00:07:38.000 Laura's hypothesis for the book is that the fact that he was a bad kid, bad, like getting into trouble and, you know, shoplifting, whatever, running from the cops, gave him the tenacity that made him survive as a POW.

00:07:51.000 I don't know about that.

00:07:52.000 I think that he was just genetically a survivor.

00:07:56.000 I sent this to both Max and John in prison, by the way, because it's a great story of a guy just refusing to give up.

00:08:02.000 And

00:08:03.000 When Angelina Jolie did the movie, she left out the part where, while he was stranded on a raft in the middle of nowhere, eating sharks, he discovered Jesus.

00:08:13.000 He saw an angel over the water.

00:08:16.000 And she just cut that out. 0.83

00:08:17.000 Nah.

00:08:19.000 Christianity. 1.00

00:08:20.000 Gross. 0.98

00:08:25.000 Directed by Angelina Jolie, had a grueling experience. 0.96

00:08:29.000 He devoted his life after he finally got over killing the POWs. 0.80

00:08:35.000 Sorry, the COs, whatever, the corrections officers that ran the POW camps. 0.98

00:08:41.000 He got over that about five years after the war, so 1950.

00:08:45.000 And he discovered Jesus Christ and he started this camp for wayward kids.

00:08:51.000 He left all of that out? 1.00

00:08:54.000 That's the fucking movie, bitch. 1.00

00:08:57.000 Anyway, please read this book. 1.00

00:08:59.000 It's amazing.

00:09:01.000 The opening song we played was Back in a New York Groove by the hideously pockmarked Ace Frehley, who just came out of the closet as a MAGA man.

00:09:13.000 Now, the Jews over at KISS, Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons, are not impressed. 1.00

00:09:21.000 But he's like, sorry, man, I'm a Trump supporter.

00:09:24.000 All the politicians have skeletons in their closet, really said.

00:09:28.000 But I think Trump is the strongest leader that we got on the table.

00:09:31.000 I like how he has a he's wearing a shirt of himself.

00:09:35.000 We've done that here on the show to promote our merch.

00:09:39.000 But what does he say?

00:09:39.000 What's the opening paragraph?

00:09:41.000 This must be hard for Rolling Stone because they they have to, you know, pledge allegiance to the legends of rock.

00:09:50.000 But they also hate Trump.

00:09:53.000 He's never been open about his political leanings.

00:09:55.000 I don't think politics and rock and roll mix in my opinion.

00:09:58.000 I try to stay away from him as much as possible.

00:09:59.000 Once in a while I'll make a crack.

00:10:01.000 I will say I'm a Trump supporter.

00:10:03.000 All the politicians have had skeletons in their closet.

00:10:06.000 I think Trump's the strongest one we've got on the table.

00:10:09.000 He joins a small number.

00:10:10.000 It's a very small number.

00:10:12.000 Of musical figures to voice their support for Trump, including Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, Pat Boone.

00:10:20.000 Interesting list.

00:10:21.000 Those are the only ones that can admit to it. 0.96

00:10:25.000 Like our buddy fucking Bataclan, who played the Bataclan and had his life completely ruined. 0.98

00:10:33.000 Eagles of Death Metal, dude. 0.99

00:10:34.000 Eagles of Death Metal, yeah.

00:10:35.000 For daring, daring to concede that he was a fan of guns and free speech.

00:10:41.000 That sounds pretty rock and roll to me, by the way.

00:10:43.000 Why is that so taboo? 0.99

00:10:45.000 Why is it not rock and roll to stray from the political beliefs of fat lesbians with blue hair? 1.00

00:10:53.000 How did we get here? 0.99

00:10:54.000 Do you think Lemmy was worried about what fat lesbians with blue hair think? 0.98

00:11:00.000 Um, Trump did a, uh, did a, uh, talk last night and his rallies, despite what the press wants you to think, 0.97

00:11:11.000 And they are literally 10,000 times that of Joe Biden's.

00:11:20.000 Well, Gavin, you're exaggerating.

00:11:22.000 No, I'm not.

00:11:23.000 These rallies appear to me, as a regular concert goer, as a young man, I know what 70,000 looks like.

00:11:31.000 Bruce Springsteen concerts are 70,000 people.

00:11:35.000 Joe Biden has seven.

00:11:38.000 So Trump has 10,000.

00:11:41.000 And they're so fun.

00:11:45.000 Why do comedians hate this guy?

00:11:48.000 Biden comes out.

00:11:49.000 He's got a mask.

00:11:52.000 Why does he have a mask?

00:11:54.000 He spent so much on plastic surgery.

00:11:57.000 This is not a teleprompter, as you may imagine.

00:12:03.000 Got a lot of people here.

00:12:07.000 These are the two kids that got in trouble for the red... Oh, right, right.

00:12:15.000 Didn't they get scholarships?

00:12:17.000 Things are going well for them.

00:12:19.000 Come on.

00:12:19.000 Well.

00:12:36.000 Come up here, fellas.

00:12:37.000 Come up.

00:12:39.000 Oh, I haven't seen this.

00:12:42.000 Come up here.

00:12:45.000 Come on.

00:12:46.000 Great guys.

00:12:48.000 They're good-looking kids.

00:12:50.000 So, I want to congratulate you. 0.99

00:12:54.000 What, did you break your arm getting too many blowjobs out there? 1.00

00:12:57.000 He finger-banged so many chicks at his school. 1.00

00:13:00.000 He wore out his arm.

00:13:01.000 He's got tennis elbow from finger-banging.

00:13:03.000 How's your team?

00:13:04.000 How's it going?

00:13:07.000 He said it could be better.

00:13:08.000 You know what?

00:13:09.000 You're doing great.

00:13:10.000 And everybody out here loves you and they appreciate you.

00:13:13.000 Imagine Trump said that.

00:13:14.000 I know you guys are getting laid like you've never been laid before.

00:13:18.000 But you clearly, and Mr. NYPD, finger banging way too much.

00:13:21.000 Way too much.

00:13:22.000 Where's the high fives?

00:13:23.000 Give me the high fives.

00:13:24.000 Take a break.

00:13:25.000 Just do the jogger. 0.95

00:13:26.000 The upside down jogger.

00:13:28.000 You don't need to do so much banging.

00:13:31.000 Imagine Trump talking about banging. 1.00

00:13:33.000 Imagine him saying they let you grab their pussies. 1.00

00:13:38.000 See if you can find him talking about Biden's plastic surgery. 1.00

00:13:46.000 Which I didn't know.

00:13:47.000 I know he's clearly had hair plugs.

00:13:53.000 And that technically is plastic surgery.

00:13:55.000 Is he playing dirty pool?

00:13:56.000 You ever see Sleepy Joe with the little circles?

00:14:00.000 He puts them very far away.

00:14:03.000 So far away.

00:14:04.000 And then he comes up with the mask.

00:14:05.000 He's like a hundred yards from the nearest human being.

00:14:08.000 He's got a mask.

00:14:09.000 He feels good about the mask.

00:14:11.000 I wonder, in the debate, it'll be him and I or the stage.

00:14:16.000 Is he going to walk in with a mask?

00:14:21.000 I'll be honest.

00:14:22.000 He feels good about, he feels good about the mask.

00:14:24.000 And that's okay.

00:14:25.000 You know what?

00:14:26.000 Whatever makes you feel good.

00:14:27.000 He feels good.

00:14:29.000 He feels good.

00:14:30.000 I mean, honestly, what the hell did he spend all that money on the plastic surgery if he's going to cover it up with a ball?

00:14:37.000 Seriously!

00:14:38.000 You know what?

00:14:39.000 This might be 40 chess.

00:14:41.000 This might be a trick.

00:14:43.000 I do this too, because I'm just as smart as Trump.

00:14:46.000 I say that Muhammad, his wife was seven, knowing that she was nine.

00:14:53.000 So people go, uh, Muhammad's wife was not seven.

00:14:57.000 That's a common, she was nine.

00:14:59.000 So lefties around them can go, what? 0.99

00:15:02.000 That's our defense that she was nine.

00:15:04.000 And maybe the plastic surgery was the hair plugs.

00:15:08.000 And there was no like,

00:15:11.000 So, uh, he's trying to goad people into saying, it wasn't plastic surgery, it was hair plugs.

00:15:19.000 He had part of his scalp removed and replaced with parts of the back of his neck in order to have more hair. 1.00

00:15:24.000 Well, I'll be dipped in shit. 0.99

00:15:30.000 So yes, as I was saying, I did Kumi's show tonight. 1.00

00:15:33.000 Had a few nippy sweeties.

00:15:35.000 By the way, this shirt I found in the studio by the bathroom and it wasn't hanging up.

00:15:38.000 It was by your guitar in a storage thing.

00:15:42.000 And now my mouth feels metallic.

00:15:45.000 Uh-oh.

00:15:46.000 That's not good.

00:15:47.000 Was this like with rats?

00:15:49.000 I don't know.

00:15:49.000 I haven't been in there in a bit.

00:15:51.000 I feel like this might be a rat shirt.

00:15:53.000 A rat shirt.

00:15:56.000 I shouldn't have feelings for Alec. 0.89

00:15:58.000 Hold it down there and I'll get you a new shirt. 0.73

00:16:01.000 You know what?

00:16:01.000 I'll play the rest of this clip.

00:16:04.000 I have no idea.

00:16:05.000 The question is, will he leave it on during the debate?

00:16:08.000 Because it's a little hard, and I'm full of a mess when you need a moment, but when you're making a speech and the nearest person's like where you are, and you're on a stage all by yourself.

00:16:17.000 Wiener Roast?

00:16:18.000 Yeah, it's just the rest of it.

00:16:18.000 And then he had a habit of taking it off and it hangs down for this year.

00:16:21.000 No, that's the same thing.

00:16:22.000 Show me on Kumia.

00:16:24.000 Cumia.

00:16:25.000 Cumia.

00:16:25.000 How do you feel about that?

00:16:26.000 And you're like, well, that's not true.

00:16:28.000 I don't think that's realistic.

00:16:29.000 Oh, you have a problem with that?

00:16:30.000 Yeah.

00:16:31.000 Well, I don't really have a problem with that, per se.

00:16:33.000 If it was a Doogie Howser scenario, maybe we could work with it.

00:16:37.000 But, like, they keep trying to blow your mind.

00:16:40.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:16:40.000 And you're like, stop trying to blow my fucking mind. 1.00

00:16:42.000 I live on Earth. 1.00

00:16:44.000 I've seen people before.

00:16:45.000 I've seen people before.

00:16:47.000 Yeah, I was talking about...

00:16:49.000 I've been kind of obsessed with these myths that are dictating the American ethos, and there's about three of them.

00:16:58.000 Let's go through them briefly.

00:17:00.000 One is, see it to be it. 0.93

00:17:03.000 The reason there's not more black lesbian brain surgeons is they don't see that on TV. 1.00

00:17:09.000 So let's make sure all TV shows have a giant cornucopia of races, sexual preferences, religions. 0.86

00:17:18.000 And I just watched Magnificent Seven 2016 last night on A&E, and they took the 1960 original, which was the Wild West.

00:17:26.000 It was a bunch of white guys.

00:17:27.000 And Denzel Washington is the main guy.

00:17:29.000 There's an Asian dude in it.

00:17:31.000 No offense.

00:17:33.000 Who is like this guy throws knives everywhere.

00:17:36.000 And now they have to explain why there's an Asian in the Wild West. 0.99

00:17:39.000 So Denzel says I saved his life in Shanghai.

00:17:43.000 That's why he's here.

00:17:44.000 And you go, wait, you were in Shanghai?

00:17:47.000 How'd you get there?

00:17:48.000 Are you an aristocrat?

00:17:49.000 Are you some rich billionaire from the Wild West?

00:17:52.000 I don't understand.

00:17:54.000 And now, say you are that wealthy that you occasionally go to Shanghai from the Wild West in 1890.

00:18:02.000 What is that, 10 years after the Civil War?

00:18:07.000 America's completely bankrupt and you're gallivanting around Asia?

00:18:11.000 That's a movie!

00:18:13.000 But no, now he's, he's, he's defending some old gold town in like Utah, um, during the, the, the, you know, days of the wild west.

00:18:23.000 And you're like, that doesn't make any sense that this black aristocrat who has an Asian slave he got in Shanghai is in this movie defending a bunch of peasants, uh, and their gold mine. 0.70

00:18:34.000 What?

00:18:36.000 So that's all predicated on the see it to be it.

00:18:38.000 We need a more multicultural thing.

00:18:40.000 If you don't see people who look like you, then you can't go anywhere.

00:18:46.000 My wife is a Slovakian American Indian. 0.97

00:18:49.000 Nobody looks like her.

00:18:50.000 Tia Carrera, maybe. 0.75

00:18:52.000 Maybe looks like her. 0.97

00:18:54.000 But like my son, Johnny, he looks like a weird Chinese, Indian, Slovak, Scottish guy. 0.97

00:19:00.000 No one looks like him. 0.99

00:19:01.000 Do you think he's watching TV going, well, what the fuck? 0.99

00:19:04.000 Now I can't do anything because I don't look like any of the people in these shows. 0.99

00:19:08.000 What?

00:19:09.000 What about like a black dude who lives in Tokyo?

00:19:12.000 Can he do anything?

00:19:13.000 Every time he turns on the TV, no one is speaking English.

00:19:17.000 No one is black. 1.00

00:19:18.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:19:18.000 Did Ben Carson look at TV and go, hey, there's an old black, um, there's a black brain surgeon. 1.00

00:19:27.000 I think I'm going to be that. 1.00

00:19:28.000 See it to be it is bullshit. 0.99

00:19:31.000 Myth one. 1.00

00:19:32.000 Myth two.

00:19:34.000 And I should probably have lower thirds on these.

00:19:38.000 Oh, representation. 1.00

00:19:39.000 Lick my fucking representational dick. 1.00

00:19:42.000 Myth number two. 1.00

00:19:44.000 Hey, I've done some research here, and this is big with boomers, and a lot of Gen X. Okay, people who've been to college, average salary, I'm gonna guess 120 grand, 110 grand. 0.71

00:19:56.000 People who haven't been to college, average salary, probably 50 grand.

00:20:00.000 Oh my god.

00:20:02.000 People who went to college make twice as much as people who didn't go to college.

00:20:05.000 Ergo, we need this education.

00:20:09.000 We need everyone to go to college.

00:20:11.000 No, those people are just smarter.

00:20:14.000 In fact, college was probably worse off for them. 1.00

00:20:17.000 They're probably fucked, especially in 2020. 0.99

00:20:19.000 They're probably screwed with this quarter million debt. 0.99

00:20:24.000 But those guys, and I totally respect the 50K guys, those guys, just sorry, they're not as smart. 0.99

00:20:30.000 When my dad was young, they didn't have this shit. 0.98

00:20:33.000 They had, they practiced eugenics, which by the way, is the elephant in the room. 0.99

00:20:37.000 This whole thing is nurture Nazis. 0.94

00:20:40.000 Petrified of nature.

00:20:41.000 This is nature phobia. 0.88

00:20:43.000 And they put nurture over nature, and if you're doing shitty, if you see some old black man, who's cross-eyed, sweeping a sidewalk, well, he should have graduated from Harvard Law, he'd be the top prosecutor. 0.96

00:20:57.000 Okay, promise? 0.95

00:20:59.000 Even Heather MacDonald of the War on Cops, she goes, take a black person, put them in, any black person, raise them with Asian parents, they'll be rich. 1.00

00:21:07.000 Okay, I'm not sure that's true, but all right, maybe.

00:21:12.000 I do believe that blacks have been severely hindered by welfare taking their fathers away. 0.89

00:21:17.000 That's ruined them, and that's why you see such high black crime. 1.00

00:21:21.000 But

00:21:23.000 To totally ignore nature is brutally naive and the way they did it in the 50s and 60s in Scotland and Britain in general was you take your O levels at 14 if you do well and only 5% did well.

00:21:37.000 That's the key! 0.99

00:21:38.000 People think this is like a racist thing where you're like, oh whites and Asians are smart so they should get everything and blacks are dumb so they should be janitors. 1.00

00:21:45.000 No! 1.00

00:21:46.000 Only 5%

00:21:48.000 Of these white people were good enough to go to secondary college.

00:21:52.000 And by the way, I don't worship these people.

00:21:56.000 I know a lot of geniuses.

00:21:57.000 They're kind of boring.

00:21:59.000 They don't chug.

00:22:01.000 When I go to bars in the middle of the day, I want to be around blue-collar people who can drink and party.

00:22:07.000 Like Laura Loomer.

00:22:08.000 I love her to death, but she's too smart.

00:22:10.000 We went to an MMA fight.

00:22:11.000 She didn't want to do shots. 0.98

00:22:15.000 You know, I make fun of Cardi B for going... But I go... I'm just as bad.

00:22:24.000 Like, what race is that?

00:22:25.000 That little man we just showed.

00:22:35.000 He's gone, by the way.

00:22:36.000 I'll never see that kid again.

00:22:39.000 But he did exist.

00:22:40.000 He did exist.

00:22:41.000 When you have kids, every three years, your kid is gone.

00:22:45.000 And there's a new kid to replace him.

00:22:48.000 Anyway, I could watch that for a hundred hours.

00:22:54.000 So what we did now is, and I don't know why I keep thinking of Obama when I think of this, because he's the quintessential example of this misnomer, this mistake, where you go, all right, Jimmy McInnes, my dad,

00:23:07.000 Made, you know, $120,000 a year.

00:23:11.000 His brothers made $50,000 a year.

00:23:12.000 The only difference is he went to college.

00:23:14.000 Yeah, because he was supposed to go to college.

00:23:19.000 It's not the college! 1.00

00:23:21.000 Fuck the college! 1.00

00:23:24.000 And I'll use this example again. 1.00

00:23:26.000 I've brought this up a hundred times.

00:23:27.000 Say you were pissed about traffic fines and people weren't paying their parking tickets.

00:23:33.000 And you said, I'm going to put the boot on all cars with outstanding parking tickets over, let's say, 200 bucks.

00:23:40.000 That would disproportionately affect blacks, I'm guessing, especially in Brooklyn. 0.96

00:23:46.000 Okay, then they would call the boots racist because it hurts blacks. 0.99

00:23:49.000 No!

00:23:50.000 Just because a thing hurts a group doesn't mean the thing is prejudice towards the group.

00:23:56.000 A boot doesn't have emotions. 0.98

00:23:58.000 It's just a fucking steel disc with some clips on it. 0.99

00:24:03.000 So anyway, that's another big myth. 0.98

00:24:05.000 So the big myths are, see it to be it, if a group is being hurt, then that thing that's hurting them is

00:24:14.000 Prejudiced is a bigot.

00:24:16.000 And then the third one that's been driving me nuts is almost as bad as the previous two.

00:24:24.000 And that is, and by the way, I'm not delaying describing this third one because I forgot what it is.

00:24:29.000 I want to focus on the first two first.

00:24:31.000 The first two are, see it to be it, education thing. 1.00

00:24:35.000 And the third one, yes, is cops killing fucking black people. 1.00

00:24:41.000 Well, I have all these examples. 1.00

00:24:43.000 Breonna Taylor, blah, blah, blah. 0.98

00:24:45.000 Yeah, but they're not indicative of a fucking pattern. 1.00

00:24:50.000 Breonna Taylor was a colostomy bag for two local drug dealers cum. 1.00

00:24:57.000 They fucked her when they wanted to. 1.00

00:24:59.000 They passed her back and forth. 1.00

00:25:00.000 Her job was to carry the money around.

00:25:03.000 Just because she was an EMT doesn't mean she was a good EMT.

00:25:07.000 She was fired from her job. 0.98

00:25:09.000 She's probably an affirmative action hire. 1.00

00:25:11.000 Maybe she was dealing drugs when she was an EMT.

00:25:14.000 And they were not dealing pot.

00:25:16.000 They were dealing fentanyl.

00:25:18.000 Hold on, we gotta figure out how to pronounce this once and for all.

00:25:21.000 Computer, how do you pronounce fentanyl?

00:25:26.000 I pronounce that fentanyl, but I'm always working on how I say things and I might not have it right.

00:25:34.000 Sounds like she's as wrong as us.

00:25:36.000 I don't really know.

00:25:39.000 So, they were dealing fentanyl, which kills hundreds of people a day!

00:25:45.000 It's a drug so deadly that when the DEA confiscates it, they wear hazmat suits.

00:25:53.000 She's no Small Beans. 1.00

00:25:55.000 Uh, Mike Brown didn't have his hands up, he's reaching for a cop's gun, Trayvon was beating the shit out of George Zimmerman, Sandra Bland hanged herself, blah blah fucking blah again and again. 0.99

00:26:08.000 So it's all a myth. 0.97

00:26:09.000 And you go, alright Gavin, there's plenty of myths. 1.00

00:26:12.000 Some assholes think the world is flat. 0.99

00:26:15.000 Yeah, but they're not burning down the country for these myths. 1.00

00:26:19.000 Three myths, like the see it to be it thing has dominated the fucking TV, billboards, children's bookstores. 0.99

00:26:27.000 Every time you go to a bookstore, it's a black eight-year-old girl astronaut. 0.97

00:26:34.000 And you go, okay, that's not really a thing, but, and I'm not against it clearly, but this is a bit much.

00:26:42.000 Like there was a bookstore down the street from my house where I chickened out of taking pictures everywhere I should have.

00:26:49.000 It's gone bankrupt since.

00:26:50.000 Get woke, go broke. 0.99

00:26:51.000 And every single fucking book in the place had an SJW agenda, which is Netflix. 0.99

00:26:59.000 Netflix, my wife was watching Netflix last night and I just sort of peered over. 0.98

00:27:03.000 She was watching it on her computer and I go, what's this about?

00:27:06.000 And she's like, oh, it's about early NASA going to the moon.

00:27:09.000 And I'm like, black guy, black astronaut.

00:27:14.000 No one has a problem with black astronauts. 1.00

00:27:17.000 This is, this is actually part of the beef is you're saying it like I'm going to go, what the fuck? 0.99

00:27:26.000 Like when they make, I don't know, a vampire gay in a movie, or they have a black neuroscientist or whatever, part of the reason they're doing it is because they think we're going to go, you can't do that. 0.99

00:27:39.000 That's probably why Hamilton was so popular. 1.00

00:27:41.000 Because they assumed we'd be going, what the fuck? 0.99

00:27:44.000 Thomas Jefferson wasn't Puerto Rican? 1.00

00:27:47.000 And we didn't give a shit. 0.99

00:27:48.000 We just went, all right, well, whatever makes you care about the founding fathers. 0.98

00:27:52.000 I thought they were bad news.

00:27:54.000 The funny thing, too, is with all of this rewriting of history, you're going to start having this strange backlash, commie thing where, like, I know a dude whose girlfriend made him see Hello Dolly on Broadway.

00:28:07.000 His name's David. 0.76

00:28:10.000 And it has a lot of black servants. 1.00

00:28:13.000 It's old-timey. 0.98

00:28:14.000 Like, hello sir, would you like another sausage roll?

00:28:16.000 I haven't seen it, but I imagine that's... If I had a butler, that's what I'd have him offer people.

00:28:22.000 And they've changed some of the white aristocrats to be played by black actors. 0.64

00:28:26.000 So now you have black actors being served by these black servants and like saying, whatever boy, move along! 1.00

00:28:33.000 Sort of like Get Out. 0.99

00:28:36.000 So they're accidentally making blacks look bad. 1.00

00:28:40.000 They're making rich blacks look like assholes who treated black butlers as badly as we did. 1.00

00:28:47.000 And the BBC is doing this now where they have like Mary Queen of Scots, where plenty of the knights and the colonists and the evil monarchs are black. 1.00

00:28:56.000 And you go, okay.

00:28:58.000 Well now, by your set of standards, you guys colonized the world. 0.70

00:29:03.000 You black monarchs sent Christopher Columbus to the Caribbean. 1.00

00:29:09.000 Look at this guy! 0.98

00:29:11.000 You have slaves, sir?

00:29:13.000 Look at his weird arms.

00:29:20.000 They're just sort of laying there like legs. 0.99

00:29:24.000 You're bananas butt! 1.00

00:29:26.000 Well, that's the dresses back then, you fucking tard. 1.00

00:29:38.000 So, and now the other weird thing with that musical, and this is just a microcosm of a much bigger 0.97

00:29:45.000 Tangled web the left is weaved by denying reality now.

00:29:50.000 It's like so interracial couples were fine back then. 1.00

00:29:53.000 Okay.

00:29:53.000 Well, what's everyone complaining about?

00:29:55.000 Yeah, where's the plate?

00:29:56.000 Like you're rewriting history and now you're changing everything and it's gonna hurt you because you have a narrative and you've shattered this narrative and now it's like The founding fathers were supposed to be bad slave owners.

00:30:07.000 I saw

00:30:08.000 The play on Broadway, they were mostly black and Puerto Rican.

00:30:11.000 They seemed like good guys. 0.98

00:30:13.000 So why are we shitting on the Founding Fathers and why do we call our money dead presidents? 0.89

00:30:18.000 It seems disrespectful. 0.96

00:30:21.000 That was too much of indecence.

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00:31:33.000 This is the point in the show where we continue to talk shit. 0.93

00:31:38.000 I think I'm gonna do a bunch of movie reviews. 0.93

00:31:40.000 You're missing out on that by not subscribing.

00:31:43.000 And then we will start taking calls at 11 p.m. 0.93

00:31:46.000 wherein I will do drawings that go on the Gavin Doodle auction to raise money for Max and John in prison for fighting Antifa, for warning America that Antifa are assholes and are likely to burn the country down. 0.97

00:32:01.000 No, they're not. 0.98

00:32:03.000 Said Judge Mark Dwyer.

00:32:04.000 In fact, this political fighting reminds me of 1930s Europe.

00:32:09.000 Threw them in jail.

00:32:10.000 They've been in jail so long that they have two years left.

00:32:13.000 Do you realize that?

00:32:16.000 As of Tuesday, so yesterday, they have exactly two years left.

00:32:24.000 Doesn't feel that... Isn't that fucking nuts? 0.99

00:32:27.000 I don't know, it's crazy. 1.00

00:32:27.000 Well you'd know if you had three little kids like John does, because four years is a long fucking time. 1.00

00:32:34.000 Anyway, I don't wanna start crying. 0.99

00:32:36.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:32:49.000 We're good.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 24, 2020

GOML LIVE #66 | BACK IN A MAGA GROOVE (Part 1)

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