Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #68 - THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES

00:00:16.000 Get off my lawn.

00:00:51.000 You can make it with the body.

00:00:55.000 And I'm close up to you.

00:01:08.000 We lost Eddie yesterday, so we'll be going through what I consider to be their hits, what everyone considers to be their hits, everyone who's sane.

00:01:17.000 That was running with the devil from their 1978 epinomis debut entitled Van Halen.

00:01:23.000 Eddie was 22 at the time. 0.90

00:01:25.000 Gene Simmons had discovered him a year before, but Gene Simmons' people said this band sucks and they're not going anywhere. 1.00

00:01:32.000 And Gene said, well, fuck you. 1.00

00:01:33.000 Two years later, they were with Warner Brothers. 1.00

00:01:36.000 Sorry, I believe the next year they're with Warner Brothers and did very well for themselves.

00:01:41.000 I count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 hits.

00:01:47.000 12 hits.

00:01:48.000 12 or 13 hits. 0.86

00:01:51.000 We're here to cover the debate with Kamala Harris, a black woman who grew up in the hood of Montreal and is very dope and knows all kinds of black stuff. 1.00

00:02:02.000 So finally, we have a black woman for president, just like the black Hawaiian we had for eight years. 0.99

00:02:09.000 Can you guys get an actual black person to be a black person for once? 0.95

00:02:13.000 And of course, Mike Pence, the man who famously has decided to cure homosexuality using electricity. 0.99

00:02:21.000 We're looking forward to that. 0.99

00:02:22.000 Gays are annoying and electricity is cheap. 1.00

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00:03:33.000 Bubba and Hanks, I spoke to recently, and they have meet on the way to me, which is what hot chicks say at club night when they fucking ready to rock. 1.00

00:03:46.000 Okay, not all complaints will be jokes. 0.93

00:03:52.000 So let's get started.

00:03:54.000 I'm so excited.

00:03:55.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

00:04:01.000 Boy, he was good at jokes.

00:04:03.000 Still is.

00:04:04.000 So is this Sandy Page?

00:04:07.000 Small and socially distant audience, and we've taken extra precautions during this pandemic.

00:04:13.000 Among other things, everyone in the audience is required to wear a face mask, and the candidates will be seated 12 feet apart.

00:04:21.000 The audience is enthusiastic. 0.98

00:04:23.000 This moderator is writing a book called Nancy Pelosi Fucking Rocks. 1.00

00:04:28.000 At the end of the debate, and now when I introduce the candidates, please welcome California Senator Kamala Harris and Vice President Mike Pence. 0.98

00:04:50.000 She's writing a book on anti-politics.

00:04:54.000 Thank you.

00:05:03.000 Senator Harris and Vice President Pence, thank you for being here.

00:05:07.000 We're meeting as President Trump and the First Lady continue to undergo treatment in Washington after testing positive for COVID-19.

00:05:15.000 We send our thoughts and prayers to them for their rapid and complete recovery and for the recovery of everyone afflicted by the coronavirus.

00:05:22.000 This is from Robbie Starbuck.

00:05:24.000 Don't expect much fairness from the moderator of tonight's VP debate, Susan Page.

00:05:27.000 She literally just wrote Nancy Pelosi's biography, Modern Madam Speaker, and the lessons of time.

00:05:35.000 One note.

00:05:36.000 No one in either campaign or at the commission or anywhere else.

00:05:40.000 If I was a woman, I'd be worried about my neck. 0.67

00:05:42.000 What topics I'll raise or what questions I'll ask.

00:05:45.000 That's why they work with me.

00:05:46.000 This 90-minute debate will be divided into nine segments.

00:05:49.000 I'm already kind of buzzed.

00:05:50.000 I'll begin a segment by posing a question to her.

00:05:57.000 69 minutes to answer without answering by me.

00:06:02.000 Yeah.

00:06:04.000 69.

00:06:04.000 Then we'll take 69.

00:06:05.000 Do you think this woman is ever 69?

00:06:08.000 Yeah.

00:06:08.000 At that point, although there will always be a moment.

00:06:10.000 It wasn't her idea, but she did it.

00:06:12.000 No, she did not.

00:06:13.000 Never once.

00:06:14.000 You gotta understand, Ryan, there's different generations.

00:06:16.000 Like, you're from the porn generation.

00:06:18.000 So you're like, you're 69 with your dad.

00:06:20.000 That is civil.

00:06:21.000 Just for fishing.

00:06:22.000 Yeah.

00:06:22.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:23.000 Tumultuous times.

00:06:24.000 For my generation, Gen X, we were sort of just figuring out kooky stuff.

00:06:29.000 But like boomers. 1.00

00:06:31.000 Let's begin with the ongoing pandemic that has cost all the time.

00:06:34.000 Yeah, and not the flower children.

00:06:35.000 I bet she's had three lovers in her life. 0.88

00:06:37.000 I thought She had three lovers today. 0.95

00:06:40.000 Like those flower children. 0.98

00:06:42.000 Hippies.

00:06:42.000 Johns Hopkins reports that 39 states.

00:06:45.000 Hippies were a tiny fraction of the boomerang the week before.

00:06:50.000 Maybe like 5 to 10 percent.

00:06:52.000 Even if a vaccine is released soon, the next administration will face hard choices.

00:06:58.000 What would a Biden administration do in January and February that a Trump administration wouldn't do?

00:07:04.000 Would you impose new lockdowns for businesses and schools and hotspots?

00:07:08.000 He's in a federal mandate to wear masks.

00:07:11.000 You have 15 minutes to respond.

00:07:12.000 Hello, what are you doing today?

00:07:16.000 Well, the American people have witnessed what is the greatest failure of any presidential administration in the history of our country.

00:07:25.000 And here are the facts.

00:07:28.000 210,000 dead people in our country in just the last several months.

00:07:33.000 Over 7 million people who have contracted this disease.

00:07:37.000 One in five businesses closed.

00:07:40.000 We're looking at frontline workers who have been treated like sacrificial workers.

00:07:46.000 We are looking at over 30 million people who in the last several months had to file for unemployment.

00:07:54.000 And here's the thing.

00:07:56.000 On January 28th, the Vice President and the President were informed about the nature of this pandemic.

00:08:04.000 They were informed that it's lethal in consequence, that it is airborne, that it will affect young people.

00:08:11.000 It's not really lethal.

00:08:12.000 And that it would be contracted because it is airborne.

00:08:15.000 It's affiliated.

00:08:18.000 And they knew what was happening and they didn't tell you.

00:08:22.000 Can you imagine if you knew on January 28th, as opposed to March 13th, what they knew, what you might have done to prepare?

00:08:31.000 They knew and they covered it up.

00:08:33.000 The president said it was a hoax.

00:08:36.000 They minimized the seriousness of it.

00:08:38.000 The president said, you're on one side of his ledger.

00:08:41.000 If you wear a mask, you're on the other side of his ledger.

00:08:44.000 If you don't.

00:08:45.000 And in spite of all of that, today they still don't have a plan.

00:08:49.000 He knows.

00:08:50.000 I was looking at it up.

00:08:51.000 They still don't have a plan.

00:08:52.000 Well, Joe Biden does.

00:08:53.000 And our plan is about what we need to do.

00:08:56.000 But that eye, when he looks that way, he's got like a little pink eye on that.

00:08:58.000 He's a contact.

00:08:58.000 Pop blood vessel.

00:09:00.000 For administration of the vaccine and making sure that it will be free for all.

00:09:05.000 That is the plan that Joe Biden has and that I have, knowing that we have to get a hold of what is...

00:09:11.000 Shut her up for a second. 0.99

00:09:12.000 I don't get this obsession with the vaccine. 0.81

00:09:14.000 We have a flu vaccine.

00:09:15.000 We still have the flu.

00:09:16.000 And the people who get the flu vaccine and the people who don't both pretty much get the same amount of the flu.

00:09:23.000 Vice President Pence-wise.

00:09:25.000 210,000 Americans have died of COVID-19 since February.

00:09:29.000 The U.S. death toll as a percentage of our population is higher than that of almost every other wealthy nation on earth.

00:09:37.000 For instance, our death rate is 2.5 times that of Canada next door.

00:09:42.000 You head the administration's coronavirus task.

00:09:46.000 Why is the U.S. death toll as a percentage of our population higher than that of almost every other wealthy country?

00:09:53.000 And you have two minutes to respond without interruption.

00:09:56.000 Susan, thank you.

00:09:57.000 And I want to thank the Commission and the University of Utah for hosting this event.

00:10:02.000 And Senator Harris, it's privileged to be on the stage with you.

00:10:06.000 Okay.

00:10:07.000 I don't care.

00:10:08.000 You know, our nation has gone through a very challenging time this year.

00:10:12.000 But I want the American people to know that from the very first day, President Donald Trump has put the health of America first.

00:10:21.000 Before there were more than five cases in the United States, all people who had returned from China, President Donald Trump did what no other American president had ever done, and that was he suspended all travel from China, the second largest economy in the world.

00:10:38.000 Now, Senator Joe Biden opposed that decision.

00:10:43.000 He said it was xenophobic and hysterical.

00:10:46.000 But I can tell you, having led the White House coronavirus task force, that that decision alone by President Trump bought us invaluable time to stand up the greatest national mobilization since World War II.

00:10:58.000 And I believe it saved hundreds of people. 0.98

00:10:59.000 Maybe we did worse than other Western countries because we're so fucking obese. 0.91

00:11:03.000 We were able to reinvent testing, more than 115 people. 0.98

00:11:05.000 We haven't thought of that before to date.

00:11:08.000 We were able to see to the delivery of billions of supplies so our doctors and nurses had the resources to teach Trump.

00:11:15.000 And we began to develop a vaccine and to develop medicines and therapeutics that have been saving lives all along the way.

00:11:24.000 And under President Trump's leadership, Operation Warp Speed, we believe, will have literally tens of millions of doses of a vaccine before the end of this year.

00:11:32.000 The reality is, when you look at the Biden plan, it reads an awful lot like what President Trump and I and our task force have been doing every step of the way.

00:11:41.000 I mean, quite frankly, when I look at their plan that talks about advancing testing, creating new PPE, developing a vaccine.

00:11:49.000 Wait, creating new PPE?

00:11:51.000 It looks a little bit like plagiarism.

00:11:53.000 Birth, pro-life.

00:11:54.000 That's something Joe Biden knows a lot.

00:11:55.000 No, he means urine.

00:11:56.000 I think the American people know.

00:11:58.000 This is a president who has put the America first, and the American people, I believe with my heart, can be proud of the sacrifices they have made.

00:12:06.000 It's saved countries.

00:12:08.000 This is going to be a boring debate.

00:12:10.000 I can already tell.

00:12:10.000 Mike Pence is a little bit more than a year ago.

00:12:16.000 Clearly, it hasn't been.

00:12:16.000 I hope that Pence shows us this dragon that we've never seen before.

00:12:21.000 What are you looking at?

00:12:22.000 American Alives.

00:12:23.000 Oh, the S sounds are coming through really strong on here, so I'm just trying to dampen them.

00:12:27.000 On my mic, the vice president is the head of the task force and knew on January 28th how serious this was.

00:12:36.000 And then thanks to Bob Wooklook.

00:12:38.000 Certainly not.

00:12:39.000 We learned that they knew about it.

00:12:41.000 And then when that was exposed, the vice president said, when asked, well, why didn't y'all tell anybody?

00:12:48.000 He said, because the president wanted people to remain calm.

00:12:53.000 Well, let's go ahead and this is important.

00:12:56.000 And I want to add, Mr. Vice President, I'm speaking.

00:12:59.000 I'm speaking.

00:13:00.000 You've got 15 more seconds and then we'll get to that.

00:13:03.000 Thank you.

00:13:03.000 So I want to ask you, Mary, how calm were you when you were panicked about where you're going to get your next roll of toilet paper?

00:13:09.000 How calm were you when your kids were sent home from school and you didn't know when they could go back?

00:13:14.000 How calm were you going to see your parents because you were afraid they could kill them?

00:13:21.000 Let's give Vice President Pence a chance to respond.

00:13:23.000 Vice President Pence, you have one minute to respond.

00:13:24.000 You know, there's not a day gone by that I haven't thought of every American family that's lost a loved one.

00:13:29.000 And I want all of you to know that you'll always be in our hearts and in our prayers.

00:13:35.000 But when you say what the American people have done over these last eight months hasn't worked, that's a great disservice to the sacrifices the American people have made.

00:13:45.000 Good angle.

00:13:46.000 The reality, if I may finish, the reality is Dr. Fauci said everything that he told the president in the Oval Office, the President told the American people.

00:13:56.000 Now, President Trump, I will tell you, has boundless confidence in the American people, and he always spoke with confidence that you knew it was going to kill everyone, and you didn't tell us.

00:14:05.000 When Dr. Fauci and Dr. Berks and our medical experts came to us in the second week of March, this is what the left is going for.

00:14:12.000 You killed 200,000 Americans. 0.61

00:14:14.000 Of shutting down roughly half of the American economy, that we could lose 2.2 million Americans.

00:14:21.000 That's the reality.

00:14:22.000 Thank you.

00:14:23.000 They also said to us, if we did everything right, Susan, that we'd still lose more than 200,000 Americans.

00:14:29.000 Now, one life lost is too many, Susan.

00:14:32.000 But the American people, I believe, deserve credit for the sacrifices that they have made, putting the health of their families and their neighbors first. 0.99

00:14:40.000 Our doctors, our nurses, fucking rhetoric. 0.69

00:14:43.000 And I'm going to speak up on behalf of what the American people have done. 0.99

00:14:46.000 Vice President Pinch, you were in the front row in a Rose Garden event 11 days ago at what seems to have been a super spreader event for senior administration and congressional officials.

00:14:54.000 No social distancing. 0.96

00:14:56.000 Administration officials are opening up their genitalia on those who are there. 0.64

00:15:01.000 Well, just the older ones. 0.97

00:15:02.000 What's this?

00:15:02.000 A super spreader.

00:15:03.000 Gross.

00:15:04.000 Administration's safety guidelines to protect themselves from COVID when you at the White House have not been doing so.

00:15:12.000 Well, the American people have demonstrated over the last eight months.

00:15:17.000 They've been given the facts, they're willing to put the health of their families and their neighbors and people they don't even know first.

00:15:23.000 Can we hear some of You Really Got Me?

00:15:25.000 So the first album was after they've been touring and playing a lot of bars, and it didn't do very well with the critics because there's a lot of covers on it.

00:15:35.000 But when you're playing in bars, people want to hear You Really Got Me.

00:15:40.000 And what Eddie Van Halen did with his incredible guitar work was reinvent the song.

00:15:44.000 And this is again, this is the late 70s when rock could just become this sludge fest.

00:15:50.000 This is actually why punk was invented to get away from the shithole that was rock.

00:15:54.000 But Eddie said, no, no, no. 0.82

00:15:55.000 Don't throw out the baby with the bathwater.

00:15:57.000 I'll make rock awesome again.

00:16:01.000 He's Pilipino, by the way.

00:16:03.000 Wait, this has eruption in the beginning of it.

00:16:06.000 What's the full one?

00:16:08.000 Oh, I see what they do.

00:16:11.000 Yeah, probably as a live band, there was no differentiation between eruption and you really got me.

00:16:16.000 Hmm.

00:16:18.000 This is an intro.

00:16:19.000 I think it was a second track.

00:16:20.000 When I put on Michael Anthony, why was he booted out?

00:16:23.000 Was he booted out?

00:16:25.000 Maybe for the Jack Daniels drinking.

00:16:29.000 That was T, which is why I put cider in our lie last week.

00:16:33.000 Oh.

00:16:33.000 Don't do much.

00:16:34.000 This shit is Razial. 1.00

00:16:41.000 I wonder if the kinks were pissed about this. 1.00

00:16:44.000 You just destroyed our song by making it way.

00:16:51.000 Look, he's got the same stylus as Howard Stern. 1.00

00:17:01.000 If you're going over to Crowder or Infowars because of this, fuck you. 1.00

00:17:05.000 We don't want you. 1.00

00:17:07.000 Right.

00:17:08.000 This is a new thing with subscription services or Twitter followers or if you follow Trump, stop following me.

00:17:19.000 No, we're giving you a break.

00:17:20.000 Let's go back. 1.00

00:17:21.000 And it's going to be the same fucking thing. 0.99

00:17:27.000 Hello, Van Halen. 0.99

00:17:28.000 That's good.

00:17:33.000 It is asking too much of the people.

00:17:35.000 It is asking too much of the people that they would not be equipped with the information they need to help themselves to protect their parents and their employment.

00:17:45.000 Kamala Harris, Senator Harris, I mean, I'm sorry.

00:17:48.000 That's fine.

00:17:48.000 I'm Kamala.

00:17:48.000 No, no, you're Senator Harris to me.

00:17:51.000 For life to get back to normal, Dr. Anthony Fauci and other experts say that most of the people who can be vaccinated need to be vaccinated.

00:17:59.000 But half of Americans now say they wouldn't take a vaccine if it was released now.

00:18:04.000 If the Trump administration approves a vaccine before or after the election, should Americans have you noticed, by the way, like what was the last debate?

00:18:13.000 It was health care.

00:18:14.000 Can I get a hit replacement in time?

00:18:16.000 What about my psoriasis?

00:18:18.000 How expensive will Geritol be?

00:18:21.000 And then this one is, what about the vaccine?

00:18:24.000 Will there be free golf cart rides to and from the vaccination centers?

00:18:29.000 Will Andy Mayberry be playing at the vaccination center?

00:18:33.000 Can we watch early episodes of The Price is Right while we are being vaccinated?

00:18:39.000 Olds.

00:18:40.000 Boomers have taken over this country and they're boring. 1.00

00:18:44.000 Pence is older than Kamala, but he only needs one glass of water.

00:18:48.000 She has two, and one of them has a pink straw.

00:18:50.000 Donald Trump will be 74 years old on Inauguration Day.

00:18:54.000 Joe Biden.

00:18:55.000 All jokes will be funny tonight.

00:18:57.000 I thought that was a poignant concern amongst some voters.

00:19:06.000 Vice President Trump.

00:19:07.000 She has a pink golf ball in there? 1.00

00:19:09.000 There's something pink next to her.

00:19:11.000 With President Trump.

00:19:12.000 It's like a Lessee hard drive.

00:19:17.000 If not, do you think you should?

00:19:19.000 You have two minutes without interruption.

00:19:22.000 Well, Susan, thank you.

00:19:23.000 Although I would like to go back.

00:19:25.000 I think we need to move on to the issue.

00:19:27.000 But I would like to go back because The reality is that we're going to have a vaccine, Senator, in record time, in unheard of time, in less than a year.

00:19:38.000 We have five companies in Phase III clinical trials, and we're right now producing tens of millions of people.

00:19:45.000 We don't care about a vaccine, Pence.

00:19:47.000 The fact that you continue to undermine public confidence in a vaccine, if the vaccine emerges during the Trump administration, I think is unconscionable.

00:19:57.000 And Senator, I just ask you, stop playing politics with people's lives.

00:20:03.000 The reality is we will have a vaccine, we believe, before the end of this year.

00:20:08.000 Someone, while they were brushing his hair and stuff and getting links off his coat, said, make sure you say stop playing politics with people's lives.

00:20:15.000 Undermining of confidence in a pandemic.

00:20:19.000 It's just unacceptable.

00:20:21.000 And let me also say, you know, the reality is when you talk about failure in this administration, we actually do know what failure looks like in a pandemic.

00:20:31.000 It was 2009.

00:20:33.000 The swine flu arrived in the United States.

00:20:36.000 Thankfully, it ended up not being as lethal as the coronavirus.

00:20:41.000 What?

00:20:42.000 But before the end of the weekend...

00:20:43.000 It's way more lethal.

00:20:44.000 It's not as king of the world.

00:20:44.000 When Joe Biden was vice president of the United States, not 7.5 million people contracted the swine flu.

00:20:51.000 You're sucking. 1.00

00:20:52.000 60 million Americans contracted the swine flu. 0.99

00:20:55.000 If the swine flu had been as lethal as the coronavirus in 2009, when Joe Biden was vice president, we would have lost 2 million American lives.

00:21:04.000 His own chief of staff, Ron Klain, would say last year that it was pure luck that they did, quote, everything possible wrong.

00:21:15.000 And we learned from it.

00:21:17.000 They lift the strategic names.

00:21:18.000 Let's have a swig every time.

00:21:21.000 Electro gets one name.

00:21:23.000 We still learn from it.

00:21:24.000 And I think the American people.

00:21:37.000 Electro.

00:21:38.000 Okay, good.

00:21:38.000 Electro.

00:21:40.000 Reached an agreement with Vice President Biden about safeguards or procedures when it comes to the issue of presidential disability.

00:21:48.000 And if not, and if you win the election next month, do you think you should?

00:21:53.000 You have two minutes uninterrupted.

00:21:55.000 So let me tell you, first of all, the day I got the call from Joe Biden, it was actually a Zoom call, asking me to serve with him.

00:22:04.000 The president's ticket was probably one of the most memorable days of my life.

00:22:10.000 I thought about my mother, who came to the United States at the age of 19, gave birth to me at the age of 25 at Kaiser Hospital in Milken, California.

00:22:22.000 And the thought that I'd be sitting here writing...

00:22:25.000 Wait, is Susan transcribing her autobiography right now?

00:22:28.000 Oh, cool.

00:22:28.000 I'll just be looking down on this.

00:22:31.000 You know, Joe and I were raised in a very similar way.

00:22:34.000 We were raised.

00:22:35.000 Imagine Pence is like...

00:22:38.000 I was born in blah, blah, blah.

00:22:40.000 First time I fingered a girl was under the bleachers. 0.96

00:22:42.000 No, no, Susan, listen.

00:22:45.000 Her name was Katie.

00:22:46.000 She just goes off the rails.

00:22:48.000 You know what she has?

00:22:49.000 That trumpets.

00:22:50.000 Is that like a young person joke?

00:22:52.000 Is that funny to you?

00:22:53.000 You guys don't finger under bleachers. 1.00

00:22:56.000 She has the personality that Trump has, like that off-the-cuffness, and he has too much rigidness.

00:23:03.000 Woman has too much rigidity. 1.00

00:23:06.000 He's too rigid.

00:23:07.000 I lost my rigidity when I was.

00:23:08.000 I'm the second-largest Department of Justice in the United States, second only to the United States Department of Justice.

00:23:14.000 And there I took on everything from transnational criminal organizations to the big banks that were taking advantage of the bank.

00:23:20.000 By the way, you did grow up just like Joe Biden.

00:23:21.000 White. 0.81

00:23:23.000 Anyone who's had an East Indian girlfriend can look at her and go, that's an Indian.

00:23:29.000 You are what we call in Urdu a piari larki.

00:23:33.000 Not a system.

00:23:36.000 Anyway, she won the first part.

00:23:40.000 Can't wait till he brings up the fact that she blew it.

00:23:42.000 Called him a racist.

00:23:43.000 Remember?

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00:25:47.000 a lot of money you got to pay a lot of tax i want to give you senator handles i want to like buy gold bars and bury them in a farm more detailed health record because you have to buy but anyone who gets the criminal guys ends up getting fucked and sold down the river so what are we talking about now transparent and certainly by contrast um The president has not,

00:26:12.000 both in terms of health records, but also let's look at taxes.

00:26:16.000 We now know because of great investigative journalism that Donald Trump paid $750 in taxes.

00:26:24.000 When I first heard about it, I literally said, you mean $750,000?

00:26:29.000 And it was like, no, $750.

00:26:33.000 We now know Donald Trump owes and is in debt for $400 million.

00:26:40.000 And just so everyone is clear, when we say in debt, it means you owe money to somebody.

00:26:45.000 And it'd be really good to know who the president of the United States is.

00:26:50.000 Owes money to because the American people have a right to know what is influencing the president's decisions.

00:26:58.000 And is he making those decisions on the best interest of the American people, of you, or self-interest?

00:27:04.000 So, Susan, I'm glad you asked about transparency because it has to be across the board.

00:27:09.000 Joe has been incredibly transparent over many, many years.

00:27:13.000 The one thing we all know about Joe, he puts it all out there.

00:27:18.000 What?

00:27:18.000 He is honest.

00:27:19.000 He is children.

00:27:20.000 So let's hear about you, Clinton.

00:27:21.000 And Donald Trump, on the other hand, is covering up everything.

00:27:25.000 Thank you, Senator Hearst.

00:27:26.000 I want to give you a chance to respond, Vice President.

00:27:28.000 Well, look, I respect the fact that Joe Biden spent 47 years in public life.

00:27:33.000 I respect your public service as well.

00:27:35.000 Thank you.

00:27:36.000 The American people have a president who's a businessman.

00:27:40.000 He's a job creator.

00:27:42.000 Who's paid tens of millions of dollars in taxes, payroll taxes, property taxes.

00:27:48.000 He's created tens of thousands of American jobs.

00:27:52.000 And the president said those public reports are not accurate.

00:27:56.000 And the president's also released literally stacks of financial disclosures the American people can review, just as the law allows.

00:28:04.000 But the distinction here is that Joe Biden, 47 years in public service compared to President Donald Trump, who brought all of that experience four years ago, turned this economy around by cutting taxes, rolling back regulation, fighting for free and fair trade,

00:28:22.000 and all of that stuff.

00:28:23.000 Thank you, Vice President.

00:28:24.000 If Joe Biden and Connell Harrison, you know, that's a good segue into our third topic, which is about the economy.

00:28:30.000 Oh, so good segues come after the time's up. 0.99

00:28:33.000 What the fuck's on her wrist? 0.99

00:28:34.000 Was she out clubbing last night? 1.00

00:28:37.000 We have a jobs crisis.

00:28:38.000 Let's take that off when you get home.

00:28:41.000 This is Hammerstein ballroom.

00:28:44.000 Did you hit the couch last night?

00:28:46.000 That was before the latest round of layoffs and furloughs in the airline industry at Disney and elsewhere.

00:28:52.000 Hundreds of thousands of discouraged workers have stopped looking for work.

00:28:56.000 Nearly 11 million jobs that existed at the beginning of the year haven't been replaced.

00:29:01.000 Those hardest hit include Latinos, blacks, and women.

00:29:05.000 Senator Harris, the Biden-Harris campaign has proposed a newspaper.

00:29:08.000 It's weird how we lump those together.

00:29:10.000 Women are included in that because they tend to be from a household where they can stop. 1.00

00:29:15.000 Latinos and blacks is a different thing. 1.00

00:29:18.000 They tend to be in a lower income bracket.

00:29:20.000 But now it's like they're a minority.

00:29:22.000 Women are the majority.

00:29:23.000 And create jobs.

00:29:25.000 Would raising taxes. 0.99

00:29:26.000 If this country sucks, shouldn't women be to blame? 1.00

00:29:29.000 Because they represent the majority of the people in it. 0.99

00:29:33.000 On the issue of the economy, I think there couldn't be a more fundamental difference between Donald Trump and Joe Biden.

00:29:40.000 Joe Biden believes you measure the health and the strength of America's economy based on the health and the strength of the American worker and the American family.

00:29:51.000 On the other hand, you have Donald Trump, who measures the strength of the economy.

00:29:55.000 So her beef is that Trump didn't crack down hard enough.

00:29:59.000 And we should have had more bid in our homes, more homeschooling, whatever, all that from the beginning.

00:30:07.000 Okay.

00:30:07.000 Don't you think the economy would be much worse off?

00:30:10.000 Like you can't have it both ways.

00:30:12.000 You can't say Trump was hard on the economy and the economy sucks and Trump was too nice on COVID.

00:30:18.000 You're either hard on COVID and the economy tanks or nice on COVID and the economy thrives when people die.

00:30:26.000 She's trying to have it both ways. 1.00

00:30:28.000 I wonder how many people are falling.

00:30:30.000 He'll invest in infrastructure.

00:30:31.000 It's about upgrading our roads and bridges, but also investing in clean energy and renewable energy.

00:30:36.000 Joe is going to invest that money in what we need to do around innovation.

00:30:41.000 It was a time when our country is going to be able to do it.

00:30:42.000 Can we hear Ain't talking about love?

00:30:45.000 And invested in resources.

00:30:46.000 This again, 1978.

00:30:47.000 This is all still from their epitome debut.

00:30:49.000 And if you're watching what I'm doing here, I found something in the studio.

00:30:54.000 I presume Ryan brought it in.

00:30:55.000 It's Donald Trump.

00:30:56.000 Yes, I did. 0.99

00:30:56.000 His pants are down and he has some poo coming out of his buns. 0.99

00:30:59.000 And if you squeeze him, the poo comes out more. 0.66

00:31:03.000 That's correct.

00:31:04.000 But it's pleasant to sort of just...

00:31:06.000 Feels like a clip.

00:31:10.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:31:11.000 Is that Sammy Hagar?

00:31:12.000 I think that's a Hagar. 0.75

00:31:12.000 We have a Hagar. 0.75

00:31:13.000 Okay, we do not do Hagar.

00:31:15.000 We had a Hagar. 0.89

00:31:16.000 We do not do the Hague.

00:31:18.000 That is the world court.

00:31:22.000 That must be so weird for David Lee Roth to see Sammy Hagar.

00:31:25.000 I mean, they had more hits, I guess, with Hagar as far as commercial hits, but.

00:31:36.000 See, this is the band, really.

00:31:40.000 Wow.

00:31:43.000 What makes Eddie Van Halen's guitar unique?

00:31:46.000 He did a lot of innovative things for the guitar.

00:31:48.000 He like dive bombing.

00:31:51.000 Like using the Grammy bar.

00:31:55.000 Did you bring it?

00:31:57.000 I have an acoustic here, but no.

00:32:00.000 It doesn't have a dive bomb.

00:32:03.000 Frick.

00:32:04.000 That would have been good to have.

00:32:05.000 That would have been nice to have.

00:32:08.000 But yeah, so not only that, but he altered the Phase 90.

00:32:12.000 He was a tinkerer.

00:32:13.000 His dad was like, I think a dentist or something.

00:32:15.000 So he's very smart, tinkered a lot.

00:32:17.000 He built his own guitar, spray-painted it, gutted it, took out the pickups, replaced the pickups.

00:32:22.000 Didn't people start change...

00:32:23.000 Like, that became the rock guitar, that people started changing their own guitars to be like that guitar.

00:32:28.000 Yeah, like the P90 pickup.

00:32:30.000 I think he was...

00:32:31.000 He did something with that where he took the P90 pickup and either made it into a humbucker or... 0.95

00:32:37.000 Yeah, I just heard something about that, but he changed the guitar for me.

00:32:39.000 I heard David Gilmore, what's that?

00:32:42.000 The Pink Floyd guy?

00:32:43.000 Yes.

00:32:44.000 He chopped out a piece of his guitar to look more like Eddie Van Halen's guitar because everyone was doing it.

00:32:51.000 Picking their nose and chewing it.

00:32:53.000 Let's go back to the song, though. 1.00

00:33:01.000 All right, go back to the stupid debate. 1.00

00:33:04.000 Ain't talking about love. 1.00

00:33:06.000 No one was doing this.

00:33:08.000 I don't know if it's the booze talking, but in a way, this was more innovative than punk. 1.00

00:33:12.000 Because punk just said, fuck this. 0.99

00:33:14.000 I'm burning it down starting from scratch. 1.00

00:33:17.000 Eddie was saying, no, no, no, no, hold on here.

00:33:20.000 We can still do rock.

00:33:22.000 I'm just going to make it better and take the lethargy out of it.

00:33:26.000 Also, guitar tapping, the two-hand tapping.

00:33:29.000 What's that?

00:33:29.000 It's when you go like, like he saw Jimmy Page go like this, like with one hand, but then he went, oh, I see.

00:33:38.000 Two-hand tapping.

00:33:39.000 Yep.

00:33:39.000 Joe Biden says democracy's on the ballot.

00:33:42.000 Make no mistake.

00:33:43.000 Wait, one more thing.

00:33:44.000 He also, so back in the day, he had this amp, and like the British amps, the Marshalls, they have a different plug-in, different power supply.

00:33:54.000 So you can crank up the gain, but then you get low volume.

00:33:57.000 So what he did was he took this transformer, and for years nobody knew how he was cranking the gain.

00:34:02.000 Yeah, no.

00:34:03.000 He lied.

00:34:04.000 He lied about it. 1.00

00:34:05.000 And then people just sounded like shit. 0.99

00:34:07.000 And so he was able to boost that high gain volume. 1.00

00:34:12.000 Nobody sounded like him.

00:34:13.000 So wait, I don't understand.

00:34:13.000 So how did he get that?

00:34:14.000 He boosted the high gain with a transformer.

00:34:16.000 Yeah, like a variable voltage transformer.

00:34:20.000 Cool.

00:34:21.000 Yeah, he tinkered. 0.97

00:34:24.000 Brian might be the only part Asian person who's not smart. 1.00

00:34:29.000 Maybe.

00:34:29.000 $5,000 in a tax break every single year.

00:34:33.000 Senator Brad.

00:34:33.000 That is absolutely not true.

00:34:35.000 That's the case.

00:34:37.000 Is he only going to repeal part of the Trump tax cuts?

00:34:39.000 If you don't mind letting me finish, we can then have a conversation.

00:34:43.000 Okay?

00:34:43.000 Please.

00:34:44.000 Okay.

00:34:44.000 Go ahead.

00:34:46.000 Joe Biden will not raise taxes on anyone who makes less than $400,000 a year.

00:34:50.000 He has been very clear about that.

00:34:52.000 Joe Biden will not end fracking.

00:34:53.000 He has been very clear about that.

00:34:56.000 Joe Biden...

00:34:58.000 No, he hasn't.

00:34:58.000 He said he will end fracking.

00:35:00.000 See, this is why it's so hard to debate someone on the left.

00:35:02.000 They just lie.

00:35:03.000 So at the beginning, when she said Trump and Biden kept it a secret, Trump and Pence kept it a secret.

00:35:11.000 Pence should have just said, that's a lie.

00:35:14.000 He's too honest.

00:35:22.000 But Joe Biden, on the one hand, did that.

00:35:24.000 On the other hand, you have Donald Trump, who has reigned over a recession that is being compared to the Great Depression.

00:35:33.000 On the one hand, you have Joe Biden, who was responsible with President Barack Obama.

00:35:38.000 How many global pandemics have you been through?

00:35:40.000 Which brought health care to over 20 million Americans and protected people with pre-existing conditions.

00:35:46.000 And what it also did is it saved those families who otherwise were going bankrupt because of hospital bills they could not afford.

00:35:53.000 On the other hand, you have Donald Trump, who's in court right now, trying to get rid of the Affordable Care Act, which means that you will lose protections if you have preexisting conditions.

00:36:07.000 Take out the PAF humbucker from Les Paul and put it in the strat.

00:36:12.000 Took out the PAF humbucker from a Les Paul and put it into a strat of breast cancer. 0.58

00:36:20.000 And where is that positioned?

00:36:22.000 I think he just had the bridge pickup and he took out, he didn't have a neck pickup for a while on the Frankenstein guitar.

00:36:31.000 Thank you, Brandon from Indy.

00:36:34.000 Well, I hope we have a chance to talk about health care because Obamacare was.

00:36:37.000 God.

00:36:37.000 Ryan, go split screen.

00:36:40.000 President Trump and I have to.

00:36:41.000 Do we see you?

00:36:44.000 Myst.

00:36:46.000 And probably got a lot of important things a little moist.

00:36:49.000 Senator Harrison.

00:36:50.000 Well, I really tried to shake the beer out of that.

00:36:55.000 Including me.

00:36:56.000 Text from a cop. 1.00

00:36:57.000 Is it just me or is she handing him his ass? 1.00

00:37:03.000 He needs more life in him. 1.00

00:37:05.000 He's got like Obama-level theatricalness.

00:37:11.000 You know what I want to have?

00:37:14.000 Like, what if we go out again, like last time?

00:37:17.000 I want to have some sort of...

00:37:18.000 I don't want to use a bandwidth, but I want to have someone texting us.

00:37:22.000 Hey, tech guy, if you're watching.

00:37:24.000 Second we go out, can you tell us?

00:37:26.000 Not that we can do anything about it.

00:37:27.000 Like if we go to black, I have an announcement to make. 0.91

00:37:30.000 We've just gone to black, so no one can hear me right now.

00:37:33.000 And I want everyone to know we're going to do everything we can to get back up again.

00:37:42.000 Thank you very, very much, Vice President.

00:37:43.000 Pence, once again, you've provided the perfect segue to a new topic, which is climate change.

00:37:49.000 And Vice President Kence.

00:37:50.000 I'd like to pose the first question to you.

00:37:53.000 This year we've seen record-setting hurricanes.

00:37:56.000 Let's go to 1979.

00:37:57.000 This is Van Halen II.

00:37:59.000 Dance the Night Away.

00:38:00.000 By the way, I would just like to say, I don't get why people are sad when someone dies that isn't part of their life. 0.89

00:38:07.000 These songs are all fucking awesome.

00:38:09.000 They go from 79 to 84. 0.99

00:38:11.000 I don't want him to die.

00:38:12.000 I don't want anyone before their time to die. 1.00

00:38:15.000 But who gives a fuck? 0.99

00:38:17.000 What do you mean? 0.99

00:38:19.000 Like, Eddie Van Halen hasn't done shit since I was 14. 0.95

00:38:22.000 Yeah. 0.95

00:38:22.000 That I like. 0.95

00:38:23.000 You know, somebody said, you know, taken from us too soon, but he already made the impact that he made.

00:38:29.000 So in the guitar world, the music world, I think he wasn't gone too soon.

00:38:32.000 He smoked 937 cigarettes every hour.

00:38:36.000 Yes.

00:38:38.000 He was so addicted to smoking that he would smoke on stage.

00:38:42.000 So you're blasting your esophagus with carcinogens for 40 years?

00:38:51.000 Eventually you get esophagal cancer.

00:38:56.000 Am I callous?

00:39:01.000 he was creating guitars with Fender, though.

00:39:03.000 He was doing it with Music Man, Ernie Bald Music Man.

00:39:06.000 And that's when I first saw the Wolfgang guitar.

00:39:08.000 But it had sharp frets, it was kind of cheap.

00:39:11.000 You know, it lacked in a couple of ways.

00:39:14.000 They were kind of punk rock in a way.

00:39:20.000 What happened with David Leroth?

00:39:22.000 He was doing like radio shows on Sirius and stuff.

00:39:25.000 No, no, I mean, why was he kicked out?

00:39:27.000 Hmm, good question.

00:39:31.000 You think when people are on these shows and you want to hear what happened, and they're like, I just got to the time of my life where I felt like I need to focus on.

00:39:39.000 You're like, okay, if you're not going to say it, don't say it.

00:40:05.000 This video you got to dig up.

00:40:06.000 It's this guy who won a contest to be with Van Halen.

00:40:10.000 And don't fly too close to the sun.

00:40:12.000 These guys were the top partiers in the world.

00:40:15.000 I'm probably one of the top partiers in the world.

00:40:17.000 And I'm not sure I could hang with the level of Coke and sex and all-nighters they were up to. 0.99

00:40:23.000 I'm not sure my dick would be up to it. 0.99

00:40:25.000 So this kid wins the contest and he gets to party with them for 24 hours or something. 0.99

00:40:31.000 Or maybe it was like three days, but he had to pack it in early.

00:40:35.000 Because we find out after day one that he'd been doing Coke with these guys and he had like a history of seizures.

00:40:43.000 So his friend goes, yeah, we gotta get you out of here.

00:40:47.000 And then MTV found out that he has a medical condition, which, you know, you lied.

00:40:53.000 Shouldn't have entered the contest.

00:40:55.000 If you can't do Coke, you're gonna be with Van Halen for three days.

00:41:00.000 Sounds like a fun article.

00:41:02.000 No, it's a video.

00:41:04.000 Oh.

00:41:07.000 There's an article about that guy.

00:41:09.000 Let me find his name.

00:41:12.000 Wouldn't his first priority be the video?

00:41:15.000 I don't know there was a video.

00:41:16.000 Well, we're a video format show, so if I'm talking about Rashima or the fucking Cuban Missile Crisis, wouldn't you just try to find a video of that?

00:41:28.000 Here, show me on my screen. 0.99

00:41:31.000 I'm rubbing Trump's sticky poo as we talk. 0.99

00:41:34.000 See you. 0.99

00:41:37.000 What's that?

00:41:38.000 Backstage with any Van Halen and I already typed in contest winner.

00:41:42.000 MTV.

00:41:43.000 MTV Van Halen.

00:41:51.000 Lost weekend.

00:41:52.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:41:53.000 Lost weekend.

00:41:53.000 Last weekend, yeah.

00:41:56.000 Obviously.

00:42:05.000 Do you have the health?

00:42:07.000 This is a promo.

00:42:09.000 Here, this is.

00:42:10.000 Hey, go back.

00:42:10.000 Lost weekend party with Van Halen, 60 second dock official selection, 14 minutes.

00:42:20.000 Yeah, that's him.

00:42:22.000 Dude, don't enter contests.

00:42:24.000 Don't enter Coke contests when you have a medical condition.

00:42:32.000 Heck, be calming right now.

00:42:34.000 I said hello, and she said, hi, this is Barb Fleming from MTV.

00:42:38.000 She said that, my heart dropped about to my kneecap.

00:42:41.000 And she said, I just wanted to verify your age on this postcard.

00:42:44.000 Then she said, are you 20?

00:42:46.000 She goes, when's your birthday?

00:42:47.000 I said December 3rd, 63.

00:42:49.000 And then...

00:42:50.000 December 3rd.

00:42:50.000 She said, okay, good.

00:42:51.000 I just wanted to inform you that you're a grand prize winner.

00:42:54.000 I said, I don't know.

00:42:55.000 I said, oh my God.

00:42:57.000 Pause, my hands were sweating.

00:42:59.000 My sister said, sit down before you fall down.

00:43:02.000 Wasn't it 18 to do everything back then?

00:43:04.000 To drink?

00:43:05.000 I'm just thinking in my head, even before 1984, how unbelievable it would be just to hang with Van Hale and one of the first questions. 1.00

00:43:16.000 I've always thought, like, say you're the head of the Brad Pitt fan club and you're a big, fat, ugly bitch. 1.00

00:43:21.000 Should you fuck him? 1.00

00:43:22.000 Like, you'll be crying the whole time and, I love you. 1.00

00:43:25.000 I love you so much.

00:43:27.000 Like, some things shouldn't meet.

00:43:30.000 Some things aren't good enough to meet other things. 0.98

00:43:33.000 If you're just like a weird guy with fucking seizures and you want to go do Coke with Van Halen all weekend, no. 0.96

00:43:40.000 He's undenying the fact that they're going to raise taxes on every American. 0.99

00:43:44.000 Joe Biden said twice in the debate last year.

00:43:46.000 I could use a little coke.

00:43:48.000 Day one, he was going to repeal the Trump tax cuts.

00:43:51.000 Those tax cuts delivered $2,000 in tax relief to the average family of four across America.

00:43:58.000 And with regard to banning fracking, I just recommend that people look at the record.

00:44:02.000 You yourself said repeatedly that you would ban fracking.

00:44:05.000 You were the first Senate co-sponsor of the Green New Deal.

00:44:09.000 And while Joe Biden denied the Green New Deal, Susan, thank you for pointing out the Green New Deal is on their campaign website.

00:44:16.000 And as USA Today said, it's essentially the same plan as you co-sponsored with AOC when she submitted it in the Senate.

00:44:24.000 And you just heard the senator say that she's going to resubmit America to the Paris Climate Accord.

00:44:29.000 Look, the American people have always cherished our environment.

00:44:33.000 We'll continue to cherish it.

00:44:35.000 We've made great progress reducing CO2 emissions through American innovation. 0.99

00:44:40.000 It would be funny if you said let's cut the shit. 0.99

00:44:42.000 Environment. 1.00

00:44:43.000 The environment's gay. 1.00

00:44:45.000 We should do anything to it. 1.00

00:44:46.000 We should electrical shock it.

00:44:50.000 Zap it. 0.71

00:44:50.000 And American families. 0.71

00:44:52.000 Joe Biden wants us to retrofit 4 million business buildings.

00:44:57.000 It makes no sense.

00:44:58.000 It will cost jobs.

00:45:00.000 President Trump will put America first.

00:45:02.000 He's going to put jobs first.

00:45:04.000 And we're going to take care of our environment and follow the science.

00:45:08.000 Senator Harrison.

00:45:09.000 Let's talk about that.

00:45:11.000 The vice president earlier referred to.

00:45:19.000 That's what the rate is so far.

00:45:20.000 If you want to say something, just to say that.

00:45:22.000 I got to say, I'm not seeing a major left-wing bias to her moderation so far.

00:45:27.000 There's a little bit of playfulness between her and Kamal, but that's about it.

00:45:31.000 We're going to segue.

00:45:31.000 She's like, we should segue, shouldn't we, girl?

00:45:34.000 Then they high five. 0.52

00:45:35.000 I don't like that Satan is dripping out of Mike Pence's eyeball. 0.73

00:45:39.000 Satan dripping from Pence's eye.

00:45:42.000 And when we look at that either.

00:45:44.000 That's a bad, literally a bad look.

00:45:46.000 There are estimates for him and us.

00:45:51.000 Oh, wait, did you look in the mirror?

00:45:53.000 Mike, your eyes eyeballs covered in blood.

00:45:55.000 And he goes, I can't see my eyeballs covered in blood.

00:46:00.000 You know.

00:46:01.000 I think about 20-year-olds.

00:46:03.000 You know, we have a 20-year-old, 20-something-year-old, who are coming out of high school and college right now.

00:46:09.000 And you're wondering, is there going to be a job there for me?

00:46:12.000 Are you drunk?

00:46:13.000 We're looking at people who are going to figure out how they're going to pay rent by the end of the month.

00:46:18.000 Almost half of American renters are worried about whether they're going to be able to pay rent by the end of the month.

00:46:25.000 Well, the rent is a lot of money is in America right now, and it is because of the catastrophe and the failure of leadership of this administration.

00:46:35.000 Thank you, Senator Harris.

00:46:36.000 Vice President Pence, let me give you just 15 seconds to respond because then I want to move on to the.

00:46:40.000 Well, I'd love to respond.

00:46:42.000 Look, lost the trade war with China.

00:46:45.000 Joe Biden never fought it.

00:46:47.000 Joe Biden's been a cheerleader for communist China through over the last several decades.

00:46:52.000 Five seconds out.

00:46:54.000 Again, Senator Harris, you're entitled to your opinion.

00:46:56.000 You're not entitled to your own facts.

00:46:58.000 Time's out of the way.

00:46:59.000 Vice President, we lost 200,000 manufacturing jobs, and President Obama said they were never coming back.

00:47:05.000 He said we needed a magic wand to bring them back.

00:47:08.000 In our first three years, after we cut taxes, rollback regulation, unleashed American energy, this administration saw 500,000 manufacturing jobs created.

00:47:17.000 And that's exactly the kind of growth we're going to continue to see as we bring our nation through the Green New Deal. 0.88

00:47:24.000 That was 45 seconds.

00:47:27.000 It's going to kill jobs this time, just like Joe Jobs.

00:47:31.000 Don't chink down, Mike. 1.00

00:47:33.000 Thank you.

00:47:34.000 Chink down? 1.00

00:47:35.000 Yeah.

00:47:35.000 Joe Biden is responsible for the future.

00:47:37.000 That's the one thing I could get away with saying, so I say it a lot.

00:47:41.000 Jumie down or JIP. 0.63

00:47:42.000 Yeah, that's what I'm replace it with everything.

00:47:45.000 I'd like to talk about China.

00:47:47.000 Like I chink rigged this thing. 1.00

00:47:49.000 We have no more complicated or consequential foreign relationship than the one with China.

00:47:55.000 It is a huge market for American agricultural goods.

00:47:59.000 It's a potential partner in dealing with climate change in North Korea.

00:48:03.000 And in a video?

00:48:05.000 Beads are like a woman's tie. 1.00

00:48:07.000 That's how they express themselves.

00:48:10.000 And as a partner, in climate change, our fundamental relationship with China.

00:48:15.000 Competitors, adversaries, enemies, you have two minutes.

00:48:19.000 Thank you, Susan.

00:48:22.000 Well, before I leave that, let me speak to voting minutes to live.

00:48:28.000 Everybody knows that it costs living American factories to close.

00:48:33.000 We saw automotive jobs go south of the border.

00:48:36.000 President Trump fought to renegotiate NASDAQ.

00:48:39.000 Moderator just smuggled a gun in and just went.

00:48:44.000 People deserve to know. 1.00

00:48:45.000 Shot them all in the head. 1.00

00:48:47.000 The way 2020 is going, I'd be like, oh. 1.00

00:48:51.000 I wouldn't even wake up my wife.

00:48:54.000 I swear to God.

00:48:55.000 When I got home tonight, it's going to be late.

00:48:57.000 Like, I got to drive back.

00:48:59.000 We'll probably have 11.

00:49:00.000 I usually get back around midnight.

00:49:01.000 She'll obviously be asleep. 0.98

00:49:02.000 But I wouldn't be like, hey, you're not going to fucking believe this. 0.92

00:49:08.000 I'd be like, she'll wake up tomorrow. 0.98

00:49:10.000 She'll see it in the newspaper.

00:49:12.000 She'll see it on her social media.

00:49:14.000 Then she'll wake me up and I'll be like, yeah, we watched it live.

00:49:19.000 She blew it. 0.99

00:49:20.000 The bullets were right in the center of their foreheads.

00:49:23.000 Great shot, by the way.

00:49:24.000 Nobody saw that coming.

00:49:25.000 Yeah, she's definitely... 0.99

00:49:27.000 She trained for this.

00:49:28.000 She's definitely a trained Marksman.

00:49:30.000 Markswoman.

00:49:32.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:49:33.000 Shop has the head. 0.91

00:49:34.000 They're both dead.

00:49:36.000 Is it Friday or Thursday?

00:49:37.000 Oh, is it Thursday?

00:49:39.000 So yeah, come on.

00:49:40.000 Wait, are the kids...

00:49:41.000 Oh, it's six in the morning.

00:49:42.000 Okay. 0.59

00:49:42.000 So, yeah, they're both dead. 0.59

00:49:44.000 We watched it.

00:49:45.000 I mean, 2020.

00:49:48.000 It's a Ruckheimer movie.

00:49:49.000 You see the gift?

00:49:52.000 You see that?

00:49:52.000 I actually have the t-shirt.

00:49:54.000 It's coming.

00:49:57.000 Honest to God.

00:49:58.000 I wouldn't. 0.98

00:50:00.000 Last week, we were doing this show, and they said, yeah, well, do you disavow Gavin McInnes' Crowd Boys that him and Ryan Katsu Rivera are fucking with? 0.98

00:50:10.000 So, like, I'm anyone's dog for a bonaface. 0.97

00:50:13.000 We were told to stand by.

00:50:14.000 People deserve to know.

00:50:15.000 Joe Biden opposed President Trump's decision to suspend all travel from China.

00:50:20.000 He said it was hysterical.

00:50:22.000 You accidentally restarted the debate, Ryan.

00:50:24.000 President Trump was a good idea.

00:50:25.000 Yeah, you must have scrolled back to the beginning somehow.

00:50:27.000 That does happen.

00:50:28.000 Yeah, I thought it was restarting.

00:50:30.000 You shook me all night long or whatever that song was.

00:50:32.000 Hold China accountable for what they did to America with the coronavirus. 1.00

00:50:35.000 Thank you.

00:50:36.000 Senator Harris, let me ask you the same question that I asked the Vice President.

00:50:41.000 How would you describe our fundamental relationship with China?

00:50:44.000 Are we competitors, adversaries, enemies?

00:50:48.000 You'll have two minutes.

00:50:50.000 We will put the fun back in fundamental relationships.

00:50:52.000 The Trump administration's perspective and approach to China has resulted in the loss of American lives, American jobs, and America's standing.

00:51:05.000 Just saying stuff.

00:51:08.000 There's a weird obsession that President Trump has had with getting rid of whatever accomplishment was achieved by President Obama and Vice President Biden.

00:51:20.000 For example, they created within the White House an office that basically was responsible for monitoring pandemics.

00:51:30.000 They got rid of it.

00:51:31.000 It's not true.

00:51:32.000 There was a team of disease experts that President Obama and Vice President Biden.

00:51:40.000 Trump and Pence hate China.

00:51:42.000 China started the pandemic. 0.99

00:51:44.000 Your whole push is that the pandemic killed 200,000 people.

00:51:48.000 We now are.

00:51:49.000 Can I just do this debate?

00:51:50.000 At 210 people.

00:51:52.000 The answer to the question is adversaries.

00:51:55.000 China, bad. 1.00

00:51:57.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:51:58.000 Well, you've got to sign out for the free podcast. 1.00

00:52:05.000 Because it is a Wednesday.

00:52:06.000 It is a Wednesday.

00:52:07.000 We'll just cut it hard.

00:52:10.000 Really?

00:52:11.000 Yeah.

00:52:11.000 And the American thousands.

00:52:14.000 Actually, maybe you could do a patch.

00:52:17.000 Okay, we'll try it.

00:52:20.000 So.

00:52:21.000 Oops.

00:52:22.000 We went.

00:52:23.000 We're at the 30-minute mark.

00:52:26.000 You guys have to pay to be our friends because we've been ostracized.

00:52:32.000 We've been banished.

00:52:33.000 We didn't want to make you pay. 0.99

00:52:34.000 We were happy to take any sort of monetization on any social media, but the fucking hysterical mob sent us away. 0.97

00:52:41.000 So we came back with a pirate ship and said, come on board, but we need some money to pay for it. 0.96

00:52:50.000 This is not a very good segue.

00:52:52.000 You want to back up on this?

00:52:55.000 No, it's live.

00:52:57.000 Let's just go.

00:52:59.000 Just do this.

00:53:00.000 Okay.

00:53:00.000 And you should probably write down this time, right?

00:53:02.000 Sure.

00:53:05.000 So it's 10, like...

00:53:06.000 I got it.

00:53:09.000 10.54.

00:53:11.000 Not very good with my own watch.

00:53:13.000 Oh, look at the time.

00:53:14.000 Get fired.

00:53:15.000 Get in trouble.

00:53:16.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

00:53:36.000 All right, let's go back to them for a second.

00:53:38.000 But if this is still boring, we should do it in the crater will rock. 0.98

00:53:42.000 And then I'm prepared to abandon this entire fucking debate and just take calls. 0.98

00:53:45.000 You got to know who your adversaries are and keep them in check. 0.99

00:53:50.000 But what we have seen with Donald Trump is that he has betrayed our friends and embraced dictators around the world.

00:54:03.000 Let's take, for example, Russia.

00:54:06.000 So Russia, I serve on the intelligence committee of the United States Senate.

00:54:12.000 America's intelligence community told us Russia interfered in the election of the President of the United States in 2016 and is playing in 2020.

00:54:20.000 Christopher Wray, the director of the FBI, said the same.

00:54:25.000 But Donald Trump, the commander-in-chief of the United States of America, prefers to take the word of Vladimir Putin over the word of the American intelligence community.

00:54:34.000 You look at our future.

00:54:40.000 Look at the Iran nuclear deal, which now has put us in a position where we are less safe because they are building up what might end up being a significant nuclear arsenal. 0.97

00:54:53.000 We were in that deal, guys.

00:54:55.000 It's friendly with them then.

00:54:57.000 You know, it'd be hilarious.

00:54:58.000 What?

00:54:59.000 If just we made all of the headlines on censor TV and all the stories about the gulp that Kamala just did.

00:55:08.000 Like it was every story on the thing, we just concentrated on some sensationalism.

00:55:14.000 It's just about her gulp.

00:55:15.000 I missed her gulp, but okay.

00:55:16.000 It was pretty big.

00:55:17.000 It was like this.

00:55:18.000 Keep our word with Vladimir Putin.

00:55:24.000 Okay.

00:55:24.000 We could call it super gulp.

00:55:26.000 Thank you.

00:55:26.000 The super gulp.

00:55:28.000 Vice President Penn Storm.

00:55:29.000 She's being sued by 7-Eleven right now because that was a big gulp.

00:55:32.000 He kept his word when we moved the American embassy to Jerusalem, the capital of the state of Israel.

00:55:37.000 Jews were when Biden was vice president.

00:55:39.000 They promised to do that, and they never did.

00:55:42.000 Good point.

00:55:43.000 With our allies.

00:55:43.000 But we've been demanding.

00:55:45.000 NATO is now contributing more to our common defense than ever before, thanks to President Trump's leadership.

00:55:51.000 We've strengthened our alliances across the Asia-Pacific, and we've stood strong against those who...

00:55:59.000 What's his name, Offerman, in the office?

00:56:02.000 In parks and racks.

00:56:03.000 Oh, my God, you're right.

00:56:05.000 Of the Middle East, the size of Pennsylvania. 0.71

00:56:08.000 But President Trump unleashed the American military, and our armed forces destroyed the ISIS Caliphate and took down their leader, al-Baghdadi, without one American casualty.

00:56:19.000 Al-Baghdadi was responsible for the death of thousands.

00:56:26.000 But notably, Americans' hearts today are with the family of Kaylee Mueller, her parents of which are here with us tonight in Salt Lake City.

00:56:34.000 Today, two of the ISIS killers responsible for Kaylee Mueller's murder were brought to justice in the United States.

00:56:43.000 Jihadi John was killed on the battlefield along with the other Beatle. 0.63

00:56:48.000 The reality is that when Joe Biden was vice president, we had an opportunity to save Kayla Mueller.

00:56:55.000 Breaks my heart to reflect on it, but the military came into the Oval Office, presented a plan.

00:57:00.000 They said they knew where Kayla was.

00:57:02.000 Baghdad, he had held her for 18 months, abused her mercilessly before they killed her.

00:57:09.000 But when Joe Biden was vice president, they hesitated for a month.

00:57:13.000 And when armed forces finally went in, it was clear she'd been moved two days earlier.

00:57:18.000 And her family says with a heart that broke the heart of every American that if President Donald Trump had been president, they believe Kayla would be alive today.

00:57:28.000 Thank you, Vice President.

00:57:28.000 We destroyed the ISIS caliphate.

00:57:30.000 That was a good one.

00:57:31.000 And you talk about re-entering the Iran nuclear deal.

00:57:34.000 I mean, the last administration transferred $1.8 billion to the leading state sponsor of terrorism.

00:57:41.000 President Donald Trump got us out of the deal.

00:57:43.000 Thank you, Vice President Pence.

00:57:45.000 And when Qasem Soleimani was traveling to Baghdad to harm to Americans, President Donald Trump took America is safer.

00:57:55.000 Our allies are safer.

00:57:56.000 And the American people know that.

00:57:57.000 You know what's funny?

00:57:58.000 President Donald Trump will be able to do that.

00:57:59.000 And I know this through people who know Mike Pence very well.

00:58:02.000 When him and his wife have sex, one of the things that he makes her say is, thank you, Vice President Mike Pence.

00:58:08.000 Yeah, I heard that too, yeah.

00:58:10.000 So that's true?

00:58:10.000 And I get it.

00:58:11.000 It probably makes her horny. 1.00

00:58:13.000 No, yeah, let's probably do it. 0.71

00:58:14.000 She probably asked to do that. 0.99

00:58:16.000 Yeah, I've done that before.

00:58:18.000 I'm so excited.

00:58:18.000 Wait, that exactly is.

00:58:20.000 Oh, Gav McKinnis.

00:58:20.000 You change it.

00:58:22.000 Well, yeah, I'm not going to say thank you, Vice President Mike Pence.

00:58:25.000 Especially because of me, I helped Gavin McInnes And his wife have intimate moments where they would say my name.

00:58:34.000 Say my name, say my name. 0.67

00:58:36.000 Great song.

00:58:37.000 Frankly, it was a hit.

00:58:39.000 After the strike on Soleimani, there was a counter-strike on our troops in Iraq.

00:58:45.000 So don't fight.

00:58:47.000 And they suffered serious brain injuries, and do you know what Donald Trump dismissed them as?

00:58:54.000 Headaches.

00:58:56.000 And this is about a pattern of Donald Trump.

00:58:58.000 Wait, what did he dismiss him as?

00:58:59.000 As headaches?

00:59:00.000 Headaches. 1.00

00:59:01.000 Our men who are serving in our military as suckers and losers. 0.99

00:59:06.000 That's not true. 0.99

00:59:06.000 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:59:07.000 You're bringing that cemetery.

00:59:11.000 And stood above the graves of our fallen heroes.

00:59:17.000 And said, what's in it for them?

00:59:21.000 Because, of course, you know, he only thinks about what's in it for him.

00:59:25.000 Let's take what he said about John McCain.

00:59:29.000 A great American. 1.00

00:59:30.000 Say bullshit. 1.00

00:59:33.000 And Donald Trump says he doesn't deserve to be called a hero because he was a prisoner of war. 1.00

00:59:40.000 Take, and this is very important when you want to talk about who is the current commander-in-chief and what they care about and what they don't care about.

00:59:49.000 Public reporting that Russia had bounties on the heads of American soldiers.

00:59:56.000 And you know what a bounty is?

00:59:58.000 No. 0.57

00:59:59.000 Somebody on your head. 1.00

01:00:01.000 And they will pay it if you are killed. 0.99

01:00:04.000 And Donald Trump had talked at least six times to Vladimir Putin and never brought up the subject. 0.67

01:00:11.000 Joe Biden would never do that.

01:00:13.000 Thank you.

01:00:13.000 Joe Biden would never do that.

01:00:14.000 He would have his son get paid.

01:00:16.000 Joe Biden would never do that.

01:00:17.000 Russia to account. 1.00

01:00:18.000 Bullshit. 1.00

01:00:20.000 Joe Biden would never ruffle the feathers of China in a million years, no matter what. 1.00

01:00:26.000 His son might get fired.

01:00:29.000 Thank you, Senator Harris.

01:00:30.000 This is such an important issue, but we have other important things.

01:00:32.000 But her beef, 15 seconds, because I'm trying to explain that.

01:00:41.000 I'm sorry, Vice President, but you've had more time than she's had so far.

01:00:45.000 Scanders against President Donald Trump regarding the equipment of our armed forces are absurd.

01:00:52.000 I'm sorry, Vice President.

01:00:52.000 My son is a captain in the United States Marine Corps.

01:00:55.000 My son-in-law is deployed in the United States Navy. 0.68

01:00:58.000 I can assure all of you, with sons and daughters serving in our military, President Donald Trump not only respects but reveres all of those who serve in our armed forces, and any suggestion otherwise is ridiculous.

01:01:10.000 12 people disproved it.

01:01:11.000 Witnesses.

01:01:16.000 Vice President Ben said, I did not, excuse me, Susan Pennsylvania.

01:01:19.000 I did not create the rules for tonight.

01:01:21.000 Joe Biden, your campaigns agreed to the rules for tonight's debate with the Commission on President Bennett.

01:01:27.000 You didn't even give them 15 seconds, which involves moving one.

01:01:30.000 You'd be surprised how fast 15 seconds is.

01:01:33.000 I'll show you.

01:01:33.000 Which is what I'm going to do very hard to go right ahead.

01:01:35.000 So I want to go ahead and move to the next topic, which is an important one, as the last topic was, and that is the Supreme Court.

01:01:43.000 10.

01:01:45.000 On Monday, the city is scheduled to open hearing Coney Barrett's.

01:01:49.000 That wasn't that fast.

01:01:50.000 He had a lot less.

01:01:52.000 He'll be there as a member of the committee.

01:01:54.000 Her confirmation would cement the court's conservative majority and make it likely open to more abortion restrictions, even to overturning the landmark Roe v. 0.98

01:02:03.000 Wade ruling.

01:02:04.000 Sounds good.

01:02:05.000 Access to abortion would then be up to the states.

01:02:08.000 Vice President Pence, you're the former governor of Indiana.

01:02:12.000 If Roe v.

01:02:12.000 Wade is overturned, what would you want Indiana to do?

01:02:16.000 Would you want your home state to ban all abortions? 0.97

01:02:20.000 You have two minutes, uninterrupted.

01:02:22.000 Well, thank you for the question, but I'll use a little bit of my time to respond to that very important issue before.

01:02:28.000 The American people deserve to know Qasem Salimani, the Iranian general, was responsible for the death of hundreds of American service members. 1.00

01:02:37.000 When the opportunity came, we saw him headed to kill more Americans.

01:02:42.000 Ignore the question and continue your previous response.

01:02:44.000 Yeah, I'm going to say it.

01:02:45.000 I like it, Mike.

01:02:46.000 I like it, Balzi.

01:02:47.000 But you deserve to know that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris actually criticized the decision to take out Qasem Salamani.

01:02:56.000 It's really inexplicable, but with regard to Joe Biden, it's explainable.

01:03:01.000 Because history records that Joe Biden actually opposed the raid against Osama bin Laden.

01:03:06.000 It's absolutely essential that we have a commander-in-chief who will not hesitate to act to protect American lives and to protect American service members, and that's what you have in President Donald Trump.

01:03:18.000 Now, with regard to the Supreme Court of the United States, let me say President Trump and I could not be more enthusiastic about the opportunity to see Judge Amy Coney Barrett become Justice Amy Coney Barrett.

01:03:30.000 She's a brilliant woman, and she will bring a lifetime of experience and a sizable American family to the Supreme Court of the United States. 0.69

01:03:40.000 And our hope is in the hearing next week, unlike Justice Kavanaugh received with treatment from you and others, we hope she gets a fair hearing.

01:03:48.000 And we particularly hope that we don't see the kind of attacks on her Christian faith that we saw before.

01:03:55.000 Nice.

01:03:56.000 The Democrat chairman of the Judiciary Committee before, when Judge Verrett was being confirmed for the Court of Appeals, expressed concern that the dogma of her faith lived loudly in her.

01:04:10.000 Dick Durbin of Illinois said that it was a concern.

01:04:14.000 Senator, I know one of our judicial nominees, you actually attacked because they were a member of the Catholic Knights of Columbus.

01:04:21.000 That's because the Knights of Columbus holds pro-life views.

01:04:25.000 Thank you, Vice President Penn.

01:04:28.000 Thank you, Vice President Penn.

01:04:29.000 Judge Amy Coney Barrett will be respected and voted and confirmed with the Supreme Court.

01:04:38.000 We've got to go do a big luncheon and stuff.

01:04:40.000 All right.

01:04:44.000 If Roe v.

01:04:44.000 Wade is overturned, what would you want California to do?

01:04:48.000 Would you want your home state to enact no restrictions on access to abortion?

01:04:53.000 And you have two minutes uninterrupted.

01:04:55.000 Thank you, Susan.

01:04:56.000 First of all, Joe Biden and I are both people of faith.

01:05:01.000 And it's insulting to suggest that we would knock anyone for their faith.

01:05:07.000 And in fact, Joe, if elected, will be only the second practicing Catholic as president of the United States.

01:05:14.000 I'm just smiling about Crebo. 0.87

01:05:16.000 On the issue of this nomination, Joe and I are very clear, as are the majority of the American people.

01:05:24.000 We are 27 days before the decision about who will be the next president of the United States.

01:05:30.000 And, you know, before when this conversation has come up, you know, it's been about election year or election time.

01:05:36.000 We're literally in an election.

01:05:39.000 Over 4 million people have voted.

01:05:42.000 People are in the process of voting right now.

01:05:46.000 And so Joe has been very clear, as the American people are.

01:05:50.000 Let the American people fill that seat in the White House, and then we'll fill that seat on the United States Supreme Court. 0.99

01:05:57.000 And to your point, Susan, the issues before us couldn't be more serious.

01:06:01.000 There's the issue of choice, and I will always fight for a woman's right to make a decision about her own body. 0.63

01:06:07.000 It should be her decision and not that of Donald Trump and the vice president, Michael Pence.

01:06:12.000 But let's also look at what else is before the court.

01:06:15.000 It's the Affordable Care Act.

01:06:17.000 Like, literally in the midst of a public health pandemic, when over 210,000 people have died and 7 million people probably have what will be in the future considered a pre-existing condition because you contracted the virus.

01:06:34.000 Donald Trump is in court right now trying to get rid of the Affordable Care Act.

01:06:39.000 Because you chased the bugs.

01:06:41.000 This means that there will be no more protections if they win for people with pre-existing conditions.

01:06:49.000 That's not true.

01:06:51.000 That over 20 million people.

01:06:52.000 He's been through this.

01:06:53.000 This is why they're good at mail-in ballots.

01:06:55.000 They just lie.

01:06:56.000 You know what you should do?

01:06:57.000 Save time, just be like, that's a lie.

01:06:59.000 Look it up.

01:07:00.000 He did.

01:07:01.000 I mean, he's shaking his head.

01:07:02.000 He should be more aggressive.

01:07:03.000 They're trying to get away from it.

01:07:05.000 Yeah, like shake his head like this.

01:07:06.000 Joe Biden is saying what's existing.

01:07:08.000 But Trump, with his wrong.

01:07:11.000 Yeah, I love that.

01:07:11.000 That's short and sweet.

01:07:13.000 What was the new one?

01:07:14.000 Was it very wrong?

01:07:16.000 Very wrong.

01:07:16.000 That's true leadership.

01:07:18.000 Wrong times infinity on acid.

01:07:21.000 President Penn said that.

01:07:22.000 No backsies.

01:07:23.000 Meets the werewolf.

01:07:25.000 Maintaining protections.

01:07:26.000 That's the David Cross.

01:07:27.000 What is it, like a sequel joke?

01:07:30.000 No, he was just...

01:07:30.000 Like a special, like you just keep adding to it.

01:07:33.000 Oh, that's pretty awesome.

01:07:34.000 The affordable care.

01:07:35.000 The president says that he's going to protect people with pre-existing conditions, but he has not explained how he would do that.

01:07:44.000 And that was one of the toughest nuts to create. 1.00

01:07:46.000 Old, stop wrecking all our interesting shit with your fucking afflictions. 1.00

01:07:52.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:07:53.000 What if you have your psoriasis is getting to the point where you need new corneas?

01:08:00.000 Are you going to have the paperwork easy to read?

01:08:02.000 Will the type be big?

01:08:04.000 What if you're reaching for a Werthers original?

01:08:08.000 And you fall down and you can't get up.

01:08:11.000 Will Americans have that little thing you can push with your thumb and then it rescues you?

01:08:17.000 What if you're rushing to watch prices right in your acorn down the stairs slide?

01:08:22.000 What is that called?

01:08:24.000 It breaks.

01:08:25.000 What if you fall down the stairs on an escalator that's going up and you're falling for like an hour and a half?

01:08:32.000 Infinite to fallen.

01:08:33.000 That's another joke I just told.

01:08:35.000 Is it from the fire?

01:08:35.000 I think a little harder.

01:08:36.000 That's Dimitri Martin.

01:08:38.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.96

01:08:39.000 That guy's so fucking smart. 0.98

01:08:40.000 It's disturbing. 0.99

01:08:42.000 I think he did a page in his book that was a one full page palindrome.

01:08:49.000 I want to look that up.

01:08:50.000 Are you and Joe Biden going to pack the court if Judge Amy Coney Barrett is confirmed?

01:08:54.000 I mean, there have been 29 vacancies on the Supreme Court during presidential election years from George Washington to Barack Obama.

01:09:01.000 Presidents have nominated in all 29 cases.

01:09:04.000 But your party is actually openly advocating adding seats to the Supreme Court, which has had nine seats for 150 years, if you don't get your way.

01:09:14.000 This is a classic case of if you can't win by the rules, you're going to change the rules.

01:09:18.000 Now, you've refused to answer the question.

01:09:20.000 Joe Biden has refused to answer the question.

01:09:22.000 So I think the American people would really like to know.

01:09:24.000 Just say that.

01:09:25.000 If Judge Amy Coney Barrett is confirmed at the Supreme Court of the United States, are you and Joe Biden if you're not going to pack the Supreme Court to get your way?

01:09:36.000 I like it.

01:09:36.000 I'm so glad we went through a little history lesson.

01:09:39.000 Let's do that a little more.

01:09:41.000 In 1864...

01:09:43.000 Well, I'd like to answer the question.

01:09:44.000 Mr. Vice President, I'm speaking.

01:09:46.000 I'm speaking.

01:09:48.000 You.

01:09:49.000 In 1864, one of the answer the question, Camel Toe.

01:09:55.000 Also Vice President is Abraham Lincoln.

01:09:57.000 And that's when the moderator is.

01:09:58.000 Abraham Lincoln was up for re-election.

01:10:01.000 And we both sat here.

01:10:02.000 27 days before the election.

01:10:04.000 This is a good timing.

01:10:05.000 And we're going to have to do nothing that's 24.

01:10:10.000 Both candidates have been murdered by a deranged moderator.

01:10:14.000 Probably a lot of confused people at Bet DSI right now wondering where this fall is going to stay tuned.

01:10:19.000 Technically, she shot Camela first as we see what the police are going to do, if she's going to kill any more people. 1.00

01:10:24.000 Is this a mass shooting?

01:10:26.000 Conselects for a lifetime.

01:10:28.000 I mean, sorry, candidate and vice president.

01:10:32.000 And so Joe and I are very clear.

01:10:34.000 The American people are voting right now.

01:10:37.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:10:38.000 And it should be very about who will serve on this most important body for a lifetime.

01:10:47.000 Thank you.

01:10:48.000 Senator Harris.

01:10:49.000 People, Susan, are voting right now.

01:10:50.000 They'd like to know if you and Joe Biden are going to pack the Supreme Court if you don't get your way in this nomination.

01:10:57.000 Let's talk about packing.

01:10:58.000 You once again gave a non-answer.

01:11:00.000 Joe Biden gave a non-answer.

01:11:03.000 American people deserve a straight answer. 0.98

01:11:04.000 And if you haven't figured it out yet, the straight answer is they are going to pack the Supreme Court unless they somehow win this election.

01:11:12.000 Men and women.

01:11:13.000 I've got to tell you, people across this country, if you cherish our Supreme Court, if you cherish the separation of powers, you need to reject the Biden-Harris ticket.

01:11:21.000 Come November the 3rd, re-elect President Donald Trump.

01:11:24.000 We'll stand by that separation of powers.

01:11:26.000 We just got down to 50 Supreme Court.

01:11:27.000 Yeah, let's talk about packing the court then.

01:11:30.000 Let's talk about the fact.

01:11:31.000 Yeah, I'm about to. 1.00

01:11:33.000 Stop smiling at me, bitch. 1.00

01:11:35.000 I hate you. 1.00

01:11:36.000 The Trump Pence administration has been a Judiciary Committee, Susan, as you mentioned. 0.96

01:11:42.000 And I've witnessed the appointments for lifetime appointments to the federal courts, district courts, courts of appeal.

01:11:49.000 People who are purely ideological, people who have been reviewed by organizations and found to have been not competent, are substandard.

01:12:00.000 And do you know that of the 50 people who President Trump appointed to the Court of Appeals for lifetime appointments, not one is black?

01:12:12.000 This is what they've been doing.

01:12:14.000 You want to talk about hacking a court.

01:12:15.000 Let's have that. 0.96

01:12:16.000 I assume there was tons of black people.

01:12:18.000 Thank you.

01:12:18.000 Thank you, Senator, who were eager to take the position.

01:12:23.000 Here we go.

01:12:24.000 She never answered the question.

01:12:25.000 So I think the American people.

01:12:26.000 Maybe the next debate, Joe Biden, will answer the question.

01:12:29.000 But I think the American people know the answer.

01:12:31.000 Mr. Vice President, why are you a white person?

01:12:34.000 Brianna Taylor, a 26-year-old emergency room technician who was gotten killed after police officers executing a search warrant in a narcotics investigation broke into her apartment.

01:12:44.000 The police said they identified themselves.

01:12:47.000 Taylor's boyfriend said he didn't hear them do that.

01:12:50.000 He used a gun, registered shot, which wounded an officer.

01:12:54.000 The officers then fired more than 20 rounds into the apartment.

01:12:57.000 They say they were acting dance.

01:13:00.000 None of them have been indicted in connection with the fire.

01:13:02.000 How many rounds do you fire when you're being shot at?

01:13:04.000 Senator Harrison.

01:13:05.000 Should have gotten a Taylor.

01:13:07.000 When Seneor being shot at that.

01:13:10.000 All right, that's two.

01:13:11.000 Why am I living so hard to get shooting me like 37 times?

01:13:16.000 And her family.

01:13:18.000 And her family deserves justice.

01:13:20.000 She was a beautiful young woman.

01:13:22.000 She had as her life.

01:13:23.000 She deserves a box of fruit loops and a beer. 1.00

01:13:25.000 She's going to see you to first learn what's going on out on the street so she could then become a nurse and save lives. 1.00

01:13:33.000 And her life was taken.

01:13:35.000 Unjustifiably interested.

01:13:36.000 She's trying to learn what's going on out on the street.

01:13:38.000 She could be a better nurse. 0.99

01:13:40.000 I'm doing fentanyl to see what it's like.

01:13:42.000 I'm doing a lot of 46 seconds that America witnessed during which an American man was tortured and killed under the knee of an armed uniformed police officer.

01:14:01.000 And people around our country, an American porn star junkie of every age, of every gender, perfect strangers to each other, marched shoulder to shoulder, arm in arm.

01:14:15.000 Marched and burned for us to get that ideal of equality.

01:14:20.000 We finally got to the end of the year.

01:14:22.000 And I was a part of those peaceful protests.

01:14:26.000 And I believe strongly that, first of all, we are never going to condone violence, but we always must fight for the values that we hold dear, including the fight to achieve our ideals.

01:14:41.000 And that's why Joe Biden and I have said on this subject, look, and I'm a former career prosecutor.

01:14:47.000 I know what I'm talking about.

01:14:48.000 Bad cops are bad for good cops.

01:14:51.000 We need reform of our policing in America and our criminal justice system, which is why Joe and I will immediately ban chokeholes and carotid holes.

01:15:00.000 George Floyd would be alive today if we did that.

01:15:03.000 We will require a national registry.

01:15:05.000 So he was going by the books.

01:15:07.000 And he didn't do anything.

01:15:08.000 On the issue of criminal justice reform.

01:15:10.000 Is that what you say?

01:15:11.000 Get rid of private prisons and catch bail.

01:15:15.000 And we will decriminalize marijuana and we will expunge the government.

01:15:19.000 Oh my God.

01:15:20.000 That'd be a fun parody. 0.78

01:15:22.000 Let me hear it.

01:15:22.000 Thank you.

01:15:24.000 On a tragic, tragic issue for unarmed black people in America.

01:15:29.000 Thank you, Senator Harris.

01:15:30.000 Vice President Pence, let me pose the same question to you.

01:15:33.000 In the case of Breonna Taylor, was justice done?

01:15:37.000 You have two minutes, uninterrupted.

01:15:42.000 Well, our heart breaks for the loss of any innocent American life.

01:15:47.000 So that doesn't include her, Breonna Taylor.

01:15:50.000 But when it comes to the case, when it comes to Breonna Taylor, a grand jury that refused the evidence.

01:15:58.000 And it really is remarkable that as a former prosecutor, you would assume that an impaneled grand jury looking at all the evidence got it wrong.

01:16:06.000 But you're entitled to your opinion, Senator.

01:16:10.000 I think with regard to George Floyd, there's no excuse for what happened to George Floyd.

01:16:16.000 And justice will be served.

01:16:18.000 Even if there was, you can't say it.

01:16:19.000 But there's also no excuse for the rioting and looting.

01:16:22.000 And that goes to our viewers.

01:16:23.000 Here we go, George.

01:16:23.000 If you're arguing, just say yes.

01:16:27.000 Flora Westbrook is with us here tonight in Salt Lake City.

01:16:29.000 Talking about that looting.

01:16:31.000 Just a few weeks ago, I stood at what used to be her salon was burned to the ground by rioters and looters.

01:16:42.000 And Flora is still trying to put her life back together.

01:16:46.000 And I must tell you, this presumption that you hear consistently from Joe Biden and Kamala Harris that America is systemically racist.

01:16:59.000 And that as Joe Biden said, that he believes that law enforcement has an implicit bias against minorities is a great insult.

01:17:10.000 There's a fly on his head.

01:17:12.000 Oh, no, there's a fly on his head.

01:17:13.000 I want everyone to be able to. 1.00

01:17:14.000 Oh, no, no, fuck, fuck it. 1.00

01:17:15.000 Get it off, dude. 1.00

01:17:16.000 No, no, no, no.

01:17:17.000 Oh, get off the fly.

01:17:18.000 No.

01:17:19.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:17:20.000 There's a fucking fly on his head. 1.00

01:17:22.000 What next? 1.00

01:17:23.000 Egg on his face, literally?

01:17:26.000 Dude, get it off. 0.95

01:17:26.000 How are there flies there? 0.95

01:17:28.000 If Kamala says, Mike, there's a fly on your head. 0.82

01:17:31.000 That's over.

01:17:32.000 Walked out of the room.

01:17:33.000 And then you still there.

01:17:35.000 Get two spenches and get some flies in there. 1.00

01:17:39.000 Ability new repeat. 0.52

01:17:40.000 We didn't change the garbage.

01:17:42.000 What if it's like a COVID drone? 0.99

01:17:44.000 Public safety and supporting our African-American.

01:17:47.000 It's still there.

01:17:49.000 I can't even think of it.

01:17:49.000 Oh, it's still there.

01:17:51.000 Oh, my God.

01:17:53.000 And we'll do it.

01:17:54.000 We've bounced in two lives with the game.

01:18:04.000 Thank you very much, Carsba.

01:18:06.000 Senator Harris. 0.99

01:18:07.000 I will not sit here and be lectured by the Vice President with a fly in his fucking head. 1.00

01:18:11.000 Get it off this. 1.00

01:18:15.000 Without a fly in my head, prosecuted.

01:18:18.000 Everything is sexual assault on the forest.

01:18:19.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:18:20.000 It's fucking making a house. 1.00

01:18:22.000 No fucking friends. 1.00

01:18:23.000 It's giving birth. 1.00

01:18:24.000 The big banks.

01:18:25.000 It's giving birth.

01:18:26.000 Oh, no.

01:18:27.000 That's exactly where it's going to stay.

01:18:28.000 This is the worst luck ever.

01:18:30.000 That's where it's going to stay.

01:18:31.000 Oh, my God.

01:18:32.000 Maybe it's.

01:18:33.000 Oh, my God.

01:18:36.000 We are talking about an election.

01:18:39.000 Dude, this is bad.

01:18:40.000 This is bad.

01:18:41.000 This is bad.

01:18:43.000 By the way, this is tomorrow's news.

01:18:44.000 Oh, my God.

01:18:45.000 Are you kidding me?

01:18:45.000 The front page of the New York Post.

01:18:47.000 Why in the pencement?

01:18:49.000 The buzz heard round the world.

01:18:52.000 It wasn't like he didn't have a chance. 1.00

01:18:54.000 What the fuck, dude? 1.00

01:18:55.000 He didn't. 1.00

01:18:56.000 Fly in the oint, Mike.

01:18:59.000 And then he said, went pressed.

01:19:01.000 Is nobody going to say anything about that?

01:19:03.000 Oh, my God.

01:19:04.000 Dude, come on.

01:19:06.000 This is brutality.

01:19:08.000 Do the gun thing of Donald Trump's. 1.00

01:19:12.000 By the way, there's a fly in the fucking head. 1.00

01:19:13.000 Oh, thank God. 1.00

01:19:15.000 Kill that fly. 1.00

01:19:17.000 Find that fly and kill it. 1.00

01:19:18.000 It's a criminal. 1.00

01:19:20.000 He on the issue shots.

01:19:22.000 When that fly finally gets home tonight, people are like, dude.

01:19:25.000 He's like, what?

01:19:27.000 The need for racial. 1.00

01:19:28.000 Dude, are you fucking insane? 1.00

01:19:31.000 Have you watched the news? 1.00

01:19:33.000 What are you talking about?

01:19:37.000 You were in the vice president's hair.

01:19:40.000 I was in the who residence what?

01:19:42.000 And Donald Trump asked about it.

01:19:44.000 I was at the place I usually am.

01:19:45.000 That big center that's been abandoned. 0.97

01:19:47.000 There's pretty good garbage there.

01:19:49.000 And then there was really bright lights.

01:19:50.000 I flew to that.

01:19:51.000 And then I was in like a little white field. 1.00

01:19:54.000 That was the vice president's hair, you asshole. 1.00

01:19:57.000 Of the United States. 1.00

01:19:58.000 What are you talking about? 1.00

01:19:59.000 Turn on the fucking TV right now. 1.00

01:20:02.000 You're the number one news story in the world. 1.00

01:20:04.000 I guarantee if we go to Twitter right now.

01:20:06.000 To respond.

01:20:07.000 Thank you, Sarah.

01:20:08.000 You're on the front page of the New York Post.

01:20:10.000 It's called Fly in the Oint Mike.

01:20:13.000 And I'm the fly. 1.00

01:20:15.000 Holy fuck. 1.00

01:20:16.000 I didn't even have a shower today. 1.00

01:20:18.000 They couldn't see you.

01:20:19.000 It's too small.

01:20:21.000 If his fly was down, it would be less embarrassing.

01:20:23.000 Oh, my God.

01:20:24.000 Obviously.

01:20:25.000 So imagine if he said, first of all, if he was like, I know there's a fly on my head, look how chill I was.

01:20:30.000 You know what?

01:20:31.000 From now on, if you are doing any kind of debate, especially if you have white hair, but then it was Richard Reed, the shoe bomber, when he put a bomb in his shoe, and from now on, we have to take our shoes off.

01:20:44.000 Right.

01:20:45.000 So I believe this is going to become the beginning of the off-spray debate.

01:20:51.000 Okay?

01:20:53.000 And from now on, anyone in a major debate like this, the makeup artist will have to have a little tube of off in her little case, or she'll just be like, and just spray some off. 1.00

01:21:05.000 A bug doesn't want to hang.

01:21:07.000 Dude, what do you think the hashtag is?

01:21:10.000 Because there's definitely one. 0.60

01:21:10.000 I'm more likely to be prosecuted for minor drug offenses than whites and Hispanics. 0.60

01:21:15.000 It would be Joe Flyden if it happened the other way.

01:21:18.000 Not is Twitter going nuts?

01:21:21.000 I'm guessing so.

01:21:21.000 I haven't searched it yet, but surfed it.

01:21:25.000 I haven't searched California.

01:21:26.000 I can't think straight.

01:21:27.000 There must be a debate thing.

01:21:28.000 Go on.

01:21:30.000 Look at the fly.

01:21:31.000 The reality is your record speaks for itself.

01:21:33.000 President Trump and I have fought for criminal justice for foreigners. 0.64

01:21:37.000 Thank you, Vice President.

01:21:38.000 We fought for educational choice and opportunities for everyone.

01:21:40.000 Wait, I'd rather have a fly as a president. 1.00

01:21:42.000 My friend says flies fly over, then she said a fly is on Penn's head.

01:21:46.000 Then the fly was up there for two minutes.

01:21:47.000 That's actually true.

01:21:48.000 That United America, that is true.

01:21:50.000 Both sides, all of America, get that off.

01:21:52.000 When the fly smells BS, that's not good.

01:21:54.000 Let me give you 30 seconds because we're running out of time.

01:21:57.000 I appreciate that.

01:21:58.000 Nobody's going to hashtag this, huh?

01:21:59.000 Do we have to do it?

01:22:00.000 We should do that.

01:22:01.000 Having served as the attorney of the fly guy in California.

01:22:04.000 Oh, no, no, no.

01:22:06.000 We should be.

01:22:06.000 What I did is a model of what our nation needs to do and we will be able to do under a Joe Biden presidency.

01:22:15.000 Our agenda includes what this administration has failed to do.

01:22:19.000 It will be about not only instituting a ban on chokeholds and carotid holes.

01:22:24.000 Thank you.

01:22:25.000 Thank you, Senator.

01:22:26.000 I would like to add a lot of points that you made earlier in the hour, and I want to talk about the election itself before we have to go to the next step.

01:22:32.000 But I want to talk about the connection between what Joe and I are called.

01:22:34.000 Karate holes?

01:22:35.000 They call it karate holes.

01:22:36.000 Which includes chokeholds.

01:22:37.000 This is the first. 0.97

01:22:38.000 What the fuck's a karate hold? 0.97

01:22:39.000 I was afraid of the police officer to institute a requirement that my agents would wear body cameras and keep them on full time. 0.99

01:22:45.000 We were the first to initiate a requirement that there would be a training for law enforcement on implicit bias because, yes, Joe Biden and I recognize he's a red fly.

01:22:56.000 And a fly was on his head for two minutes.

01:22:58.000 That looks corpsy.

01:23:00.000 That's not good for the evangelicals.

01:23:04.000 This is the work that we have done and the work we will do going forward.

01:23:08.000 And again, I will not be lectured by the Vice President on our record.

01:23:13.000 I'd like to remind everybody that flies are majestic, powerful creatures.

01:23:18.000 There's been a commitment to brainwashed by flies.

01:23:21.000 Thank you, Senator Harrison.

01:23:23.000 I'd just like to say something that wasn't on the agenda. 0.99

01:23:26.000 I think we should leave small piles of cow dung every two blocks in this country and not get so uptight about cleaning up dog shit. 1.00

01:23:35.000 Sticky paper isn't cool. 0.99

01:23:37.000 Also, sticky paper will be banned from all restaurants.

01:23:44.000 He starts turning into Jeff Goldblum.

01:23:46.000 Yeah.

01:23:48.000 No more sticky paper.

01:23:49.000 His fingernails fall off.

01:23:50.000 He's puking on his food.

01:23:52.000 Oh, God.

01:23:53.000 That'd be funny if the next scene, one of his teeth fall out.

01:23:56.000 Yeah, but before he gets to that phase, you know, pull-ups, crawling on the ceiling.

01:23:59.000 That's all dope.

01:24:00.000 We have one of the broadest coalitions of folks that you've ever seen in a presidential race.

01:24:04.000 Of course, we have the support of Democrats, but also Independents and Republicans.

01:24:09.000 In fact, seven members of President George W. Bush's cabinet are supporting our ticket.

01:24:17.000 We have the support of Colin Powell, Cindy McCain, John Kasich.

01:24:24.000 Over 500 generals, retired generals and former national security Experts and advisors are supporting our campaign.

01:24:33.000 And I believe they are doing that because they know that Joe Biden has a deep, deep-seated commitment to fight for our democracy and to fight for the integrity.

01:24:44.000 Does anyone believe that?

01:24:48.000 And so we believe in the American people.

01:24:50.000 We believe in our democracy.

01:24:52.000 And here's what I'd like to say to everybody.

01:24:54.000 Vote. 1.00

01:24:55.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:24:56.000 Please vote. 1.00

01:24:56.000 Vote early. 1.00

01:24:57.000 Come up with a plan to vote.

01:24:58.000 Go to I Will Vote.

01:25:03.000 We have it within our power in these next 20 seconds.

01:25:06.000 Fly to the polls to make the decision about what will be the course of our country for the next four years.

01:25:13.000 And it is within our power.

01:25:15.000 And if we...

01:25:15.000 If you win, the country is done.

01:25:18.000 It's the course of the country for the next 400 years.

01:25:21.000 And we will not let anyone subvert our democracy with what doesn't.

01:25:26.000 What do you think his reaction to the fly was? 0.99

01:25:28.000 I guarantee he went, oh, for fuck's sake. 1.00

01:25:33.000 Damn it, Mike. 1.00

01:25:34.000 You know his head is numb, right? 1.00

01:25:36.000 He's got a numb head. 1.00

01:25:37.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:25:37.000 They used to call him numb skull. 1.00

01:25:39.000 It was an accident.

01:25:42.000 He got hit with a baseball.

01:25:43.000 It removed the nerves in his skull.

01:25:46.000 Put some off.

01:25:47.000 Why wasn't there somebody?

01:25:48.000 Put him off.

01:25:49.000 Somebody was doing this? 1.00

01:25:50.000 What the fuck? 0.99

01:25:50.000 Thank you. 0.99

01:25:51.000 Vice President Pence.

01:25:52.000 President Trump has several times refused to commit himself to a peaceful transfer of power after the election.

01:25:58.000 If Vice President Biden is declared the winner and President Trump refuses to accept a peaceful transfer of power, what would be your role and responsibility as Vice President?

01:26:08.000 This is Debiden Conquer right here.

01:26:10.000 What would you do if he did something bad?

01:26:11.000 We have two minutes.

01:26:12.000 Would you turn on him?

01:26:13.000 Well, Susan, first and foremost, I think we're going to win this election.

01:26:16.000 Because while Joe Biden and Kamala Harris rattle off a long litany of the establishment in Washington, D.C., an establishment that Joe Biden's been a part of for 47 years, President Donald Trump has launched a movement of everyday Americans from every walk of life.

01:26:33.000 And I have every confidence that the same Americans that delivered that historic victory in 2016, they see this president's record where we rebuild our military, we revived our economy through tax cuts and rolling back regulations of the day.

01:26:49.000 Flies, good debate, bad debate.

01:26:52.000 There's two Americas right now, and they're separate. 0.88

01:26:55.000 And the left could run Ryan Katsu Rivera.

01:26:59.000 That'd be a good move.

01:27:01.000 And they would vote for him.

01:27:03.000 And the right is voting for Trump, even if he killed Ryan Katsu-Rivera.

01:27:08.000 Maybe even more so.

01:27:09.000 These debates are kind of like no one is being swayed here.

01:27:13.000 Absolutely true, yeah.

01:27:14.000 I think Kamala was they were 50-50.

01:27:16.000 The fly ruined it for Pence.

01:27:21.000 He went down to 60-40. 1.00

01:27:23.000 He lost 10 points because of a fucking fly. 0.99

01:27:27.000 That's where we're at in this country. 1.00

01:27:29.000 Oh, my God.

01:27:30.000 It's amazing.

01:27:31.000 Red Eye Fly guy.

01:27:33.000 Yeah.

01:27:35.000 Let's turn it up.

01:27:35.000 We've all seen the avalanche, what you put the country through for the better part of three years until it was found that there was no obstruction, no collusion, case closed.

01:27:49.000 And then Senator Harris, you and your colleagues in the Congress tried to impeach the President of the United States over a phone call.

01:27:57.000 Wild?

01:27:58.000 And now Hillary Clinton is out there. 0.96

01:27:59.000 COVID began, Mike.

01:28:00.000 Mention while COVID began.

01:28:02.000 What circumstances should he concede the election?

01:28:04.000 So let me just say, I think we're going to win this election.

01:28:07.000 President Trump and I are fighting every day in courthouses to prevent Joe Biden and Kamala Harris from changing the rules and creating this universal mail-in voting that will create a massive opportunity for voter fraud.

01:28:18.000 And we have a free and fair election.

01:28:20.000 We know we're going to have confidence in it.

01:28:22.000 And I believe in all my heart that President Donald Trump's going to be re-elected for four more years.

01:28:26.000 You know, I've written all the questions that I've asked tonight.

01:28:30.000 But for the final question of the debate, I'm going to write a question.

01:28:34.000 I believe that she's going to give a question that someone else wrote.

01:28:36.000 I believe that.

01:28:37.000 The Utah Debate Commission asks students in the state to write essays about what they would like to ask you.

01:28:44.000 And I want to close tonight's debate with the question posed by Brecklan Brown.

01:28:48.000 She's an eighth grader at Springville Junior High in Springville, Utah.

01:28:52.000 And here's what she wrote.

01:28:54.000 Quote, When I watch the news, all I see is arguing between Democrats and Republicans.

01:29:01.000 When I watch the news, she's 12. 1.00

01:29:03.000 This is bullshit. 1.00

01:29:06.000 When I watch the news, all I see are two candidates from opposing parties trying to tear each other down. 1.00

01:29:12.000 If our leaders can't get along, how are the citizens supposed to get along?

01:29:16.000 And then she added.

01:29:17.000 What a precocious child who wrote into the debate.

01:29:21.000 I'm so impressed with the kids today.

01:29:24.000 So to each of you in turn, I'd like you to take a newborn told me, ask me.

01:29:29.000 Vice President Pence, you have one question.

01:29:30.000 Well, the sky is blue right now.

01:29:32.000 That's a wonderful question.

01:29:34.000 And let me just commend you for taking an interest in public life.

01:29:40.000 I started following the news when I was very young.

01:29:44.000 And in America, we believe in a free and open exchange of debate.

01:29:50.000 And we celebrate that.

01:29:52.000 And it's how we've created literally the freest and most prosperous nation in the history of the world.

01:30:00.000 I would tell you that don't assume that what you're seeing on your local news networks is synonymous with the American people.

01:30:11.000 You know, I look at the relationship between Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the late Justice who we just lost from the Supreme Court, and the late Justice Antonin Scalia.

01:30:20.000 Yay.

01:30:21.000 They were on polar opposites on the Supreme Court of the United States, one very liberal, one very conservative.

01:30:28.000 But what's been learned since her passing is the two of them and their families were the very closest of friends.

01:30:34.000 I mean, here in America, we can disagree.

01:30:37.000 We can debate vigorously, as Senator Harris and I have on this stage tonight.

01:30:42.000 But when the debate is over, we come together as Americans.

01:30:46.000 That's what people do in big cities and small towns all across this country.

01:30:49.000 So I just want to encourage you, Brecklan.

01:30:51.000 I want to tell you that we're going to work every day to have government as good as our people.

01:30:57.000 The American people each and every day love a good debate.

01:31:01.000 Pretty good.

01:31:01.000 We love a good argument.

01:31:03.000 We always come together and are always there for one another.

01:31:06.000 Thank you.

01:31:07.000 I know that.

01:31:08.000 We specially learned that.

01:31:09.000 That was great.

01:31:09.000 Yeah, truthfully.

01:31:10.000 Let's see what she suggests tonight.

01:31:11.000 How's she going to follow that? 0.96

01:31:12.000 Senator Harris, what would you say to Brecklan?

01:31:16.000 Racism.

01:31:16.000 First of all, I love hearing from our young leaders.

01:31:20.000 And when I hear her words, when I hear your words, I know our future is bright because it is that perspective on who we are and who we should be.

01:31:30.000 When I watch the news, when you're 12 and you watch the news, you've watched.

01:31:33.000 That's what I think we should all aspire to be.

01:31:35.000 And that brings me to Joe.

01:31:37.000 Joe Biden, one of the reasons that Joe decided to run.

01:31:42.000 I have some good news.

01:31:43.000 If you elect Joe Biden, he will come to your house and personally sniff you.

01:31:47.000 It's so sweet.

01:31:48.000 He'll play with your hair.

01:31:49.000 You're about a year too old, but your parents can be there or you can be in another year.

01:31:52.000 Yeah, you're getting older.

01:31:54.000 Oh, here we go, Charlottesville.

01:31:55.000 What propelled Joe to run for president was to see that over the course of the last four years, what Breckland described has been happening.

01:32:03.000 Joe has a long-standing reputation of working across the aisle and working in a bipartisan way.

01:32:09.000 And that's what he's going to do as president.

01:32:12.000 Joe Biden has a history of lifting people up and fighting for their dignity.

01:32:19.000 You mean you have to know Joe's story to know that Joe has known pain, he has known suffering, and he has known love.

01:32:26.000 Cockroaches.

01:32:27.000 And so, Brecklund, when you think about the future, I do believe the future is bright.

01:32:34.000 And it will be because of your leadership.

01:32:35.000 I know, but that was a weird way to come to say it.

01:32:38.000 We fight for it. 0.98

01:32:39.000 I'm telling you to shut up in that particular scenario.

01:32:42.000 And we get engaged in this election because you have the ability through your work and through eventually your vote to determine the future of our country and what its leadership looks like.

01:32:54.000 That's true.

01:32:56.000 Thank you, Senator Harris.

01:32:57.000 Thank you.

01:32:58.000 America's finished. 0.94

01:32:58.000 Thank you so much for being with us tonight. 0.94

01:33:01.000 We want to thank also the University of Utah for its hospitality.

01:33:05.000 We did the Creatable Rock already?

01:33:06.000 Thanks to all the Americans who watched this.

01:33:10.000 I think we did.

01:33:11.000 Let's do everybody want some.

01:33:13.000 We're still in 1980.

01:33:15.000 78 to 84.

01:33:17.000 Six years.

01:33:19.000 That's not a long time.

01:33:22.000 That was Van Halen's hits.

01:33:25.000 Proud Boys are in jail for four years.

01:33:27.000 So Proud Boys would have been in jail for basically 80% of Van Halen's hits.

01:33:38.000 The only hits that John and Max would have missed in prison were Jump, Panama, Hopper, Teacher.

01:33:46.000 Three.

01:33:47.000 They're still really good.

01:33:48.000 Very good jams.

01:33:49.000 No offense, John and Max.

01:33:51.000 Oh, by the way, this Saturday.

01:33:54.000 Oh, there's a fundraiser going on for them.

01:33:55.000 It's like a drinkathon. 1.00

01:33:56.000 Show yourself shit for lips. 0.99

01:33:58.000 Well, I was going to try to pull up the... 1.00

01:34:01.000 I got that sort of lawyer working on a case, eating pizza thing.

01:34:05.000 Yeah, you do.

01:34:06.000 Like, you should have Chinese food.

01:34:07.000 That's kind of...

01:34:09.000 Well, I have Chinese co-star.

01:34:11.000 Pretty good.

01:34:12.000 Not food.

01:34:14.000 So, yeah, it's Radio Blackballed or Murder the Media on D-Live.

01:34:21.000 You could look them up.

01:34:23.000 And they're having a fundraiser for Max and John.

01:34:26.000 So every time you donate a certain amount of money, they have to take a shot and they're going to be obliterated.

01:34:30.000 And Max and John will get money for it.

01:34:33.000 Hmm. 1.00

01:34:34.000 I'm going to kill them. 1.00

01:34:36.000 Who? 1.00

01:34:38.000 Oh, with money?

01:34:39.000 These guys, yeah.

01:34:40.000 I'm just going to keep throwing fives until they dies.

01:34:44.000 Pretty good.

01:34:46.000 But what night is that?

01:34:48.000 Saturday.

01:34:51.000 Okay.

01:34:52.000 Okay.

01:34:53.000 Okay.

01:34:54.000 You can't tell me.

01:34:55.000 Three weeks.

01:34:56.000 I have this friend, Trevor.

01:34:57.000 Well, we're not friends anymore, but because of Trump, basically.

01:35:00.000 But actually, because of the Vice divorce.

01:35:03.000 And we were leaving a beach once.

01:35:06.000 I think we're on vacation.

01:35:07.000 We used to go on vacation all together in groups, like 10 of us.

01:35:11.000 Couples and stuff.

01:35:13.000 And I think we're in St. Martin.

01:35:16.000 And he grew up one of these busing kids.

01:35:19.000 So he's a white Floridian who was actually probably a skinhead in the bad way when he was very young.

01:35:25.000 But he ended up going to these schools where he was like, yo, what's up?

01:35:29.000 No, I got to tell you something. 0.90

01:35:30.000 And he had the black, he speaks black. 0.65

01:35:33.000 So we're at the beach, and there's someone going, excuse me.

01:35:36.000 And she wanted us to wash the sand off her flip-flops. 1.00

01:35:41.000 So like go back in the direction we're coming from because she didn't want to get it all sandy and then wash them. 0.98

01:35:47.000 And I was like, well, I just ignored her.

01:35:48.000 I was like, no.

01:35:50.000 And he's like, oh, oh.

01:35:52.000 And she gives him the flip-flop.

01:35:54.000 Can you wash these?

01:35:55.000 Wash these?

01:35:56.000 And then he goes over and he washes them and he comes back and she goes, oh, thank you.

01:36:00.000 And he goes, okay, okay, okay.

01:36:03.000 I love it.

01:36:04.000 I love it.

01:36:06.000 I love it.

01:36:07.000 What?

01:36:07.000 It was like a broken robot.

01:36:10.000 The weirdest thing I've ever heard.

01:36:11.000 I know.

01:36:11.000 And for the next like 10 years, we would always say, I love it.

01:36:15.000 I love it.

01:36:17.000 I love it.

01:36:17.000 And every time I hear the word okay, I can see him with some old ladies' platform flip-flops going, okay, okay, okay.

01:36:25.000 I love it.

01:36:27.000 I love it. 1.00

01:36:28.000 What the fuck are you doing, dude? 0.99

01:36:30.000 That sounds Bonanski's. 1.00

01:36:31.000 It was weird.

01:36:35.000 Are you showing us the thing?

01:36:37.000 Nope.

01:36:40.000 Dude.

01:36:45.000 Diamond Dave.

01:36:47.000 Diamond Dave is one of the greatest rock stars of all time.

01:36:50.000 Like, who can compete with that?

01:36:51.000 Vince Neal?

01:36:54.000 I mean, he nailed it like...

01:36:56.000 I think he may have been the greatest rock star of all time.

01:36:58.000 The fly.

01:36:59.000 Uh-oh.

01:37:01.000 There's a hashtag?

01:37:02.000 Yes.

01:37:02.000 It's just the fly.

01:37:04.000 And it's not Jeff Goldman related.

01:37:08.000 They're right.

01:37:09.000 It is a big win.

01:37:10.000 They're right.

01:37:12.000 That's why we're screaming because we knew it was over that day.

01:37:17.000 Oh, no.

01:37:18.000 We got our joke. 1.00

01:37:19.000 We stole our joke, fuckers. 1.00

01:37:23.000 Okay, anyway, we get it. 1.00

01:37:24.000 Yep.

01:37:26.000 Let's see.

01:37:27.000 Everybody wants them.

01:37:28.000 Everybody wants them.

01:37:30.000 Erim.

01:37:32.000 Ask themselves.

01:37:34.000 They're having a breakdown now.

01:37:42.000 They never stop and ask themselves the question. 0.72

01:37:46.000 You don't often get a Jew that ripped. 1.00

01:37:48.000 Is he Jewish?

01:37:49.000 Yeah.

01:37:53.000 I just assume so.

01:37:55.000 because he's from New York and he loves Broadway.

01:37:58.000 Broad.

01:38:08.000 Hey, what is he doing here?

01:38:10.000 This goes on for a long time.

01:38:31.000 Trivialize the drums.

01:38:32.000 Oh, my God.

01:38:33.000 Alex Van Halen in this band.

01:38:36.000 I mean, they were explosive.

01:38:40.000 What are you doing?

01:38:41.000 Hot for Teacher.

01:38:42.000 Well, we'll get to that.

01:38:43.000 We'll get to that.

01:38:44.000 Dude, that's way down the line.

01:38:45.000 That's actually their last hit.

01:38:46.000 I guess we want some more.

01:38:49.000 Everybody wants some.

01:38:52.000 Everybody!

01:38:56.000 So we've done Running With the Devil.

01:38:58.000 You really got me.

01:38:59.000 Ain't Talking About Love from 78.

01:39:01.000 Dance the Night A Way, 79.

01:39:02.000 And The Creatable Rock.

01:39:04.000 Everybody Wants Some 1980.

01:39:07.000 We haven't done Unchained in 81.

01:39:12.000 Can we start taking some calls?

01:39:14.000 Sure.

01:39:16.000 My COVID is getting really bad.

01:39:18.000 That's not good.

01:39:22.000 You said COVID?

01:39:24.000 I had a sneeze.

01:39:27.000 We didn't come.

01:39:29.000 I hate that.

01:39:32.000 Okay.

01:39:34.000 Everybody wants some.

01:39:37.000 Oh, we didn't talk about in Trump We Trust.

01:39:40.000 Anne wrote this in about an hour and a half before Trump was elected, and it's got incredible information about immigration, which is her area of expertise.

01:39:49.000 Very fun read.

01:39:51.000 And I actually like the fact that it was a rushed book because it reads like that.

01:40:00.000 It reads like a stand-up comedy rant.

01:40:02.000 And it's fun to read.

01:40:04.000 It reads like Lenny Bruce.

01:40:06.000 I would compare her to Lenny Bruce.

01:40:08.000 Lenny Bruce.

01:40:13.000 Yeah.

01:40:14.000 That's why that book is up there.

01:40:16.000 Obviously, it's a trouble.

01:40:19.000 Blake's talking about Stolen Valor.

01:40:24.000 Welcome aboard, Blake.

01:40:27.000 Blake.

01:40:28.000 Hi, Blake.

01:40:32.000 Give Blake a second here.

01:40:38.000 Blake, now before you start, I'd like to say, you know, doing a pension pressure.

01:40:46.000 I'm going to put you on mute because, Blake, you're going to have to.

01:40:51.000 Hello?

01:40:51.000 Anyone else there?

01:40:52.000 We got Taylor.

01:40:54.000 Hello?

01:40:55.000 Hey.

01:40:55.000 Hi.

01:40:59.000 Hi.

01:41:00.000 Hello, Sleepy.

01:41:02.000 Hello?

01:41:06.000 Everything's good on our end here.

01:41:09.000 Are you there?

01:41:13.000 No?

01:41:13.000 I think the calls are the best part of the week.

01:41:16.000 Oh, yeah.

01:41:18.000 Hello?

01:41:21.000 Hello?

01:41:22.000 Chris?

01:41:24.000 Yeah.

01:41:24.000 Hey, man.

01:41:26.000 Oh, sorry about that.

01:41:28.000 I was listening to the show on the TV.

01:41:30.000 Yeah, I called about Armenia and Azerbaijan.

01:41:35.000 What's going on there?

01:41:37.000 Well, that sounds like a pretty tough question.

01:41:40.000 What's Armenia?

01:41:41.000 Again, it's Christian, right? 0.97

01:41:44.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:41:45.000 And the Azerbaijanis Muslims infiltrating that country, killing innocent Christians? 1.00

01:41:52.000 Yeah, Tommy Robinson's freaking parlor, all it is is Armenia and Turkey sending troops to Azerbaijan and stuff like that. 0.99

01:42:02.000 I don't know. 0.83

01:42:04.000 Is this a recent development?

01:42:08.000 Yeah, pretty recently.

01:42:10.000 Well, because I follow Tommy on parlor and it's all about Trump these days.

01:42:16.000 Yeah, no, like in between the Trump ones and in between the immigrants coming to the UK.

01:42:21.000 It's, you know, a lot of Azerbaijan and there's like videos and stuff of like attacks on tanks and on the cities.

01:42:28.000 It looked like in Armenia, there was like a tape of explosives on just an everyday street.

01:42:35.000 It was crazy.

01:42:38.000 Well, I'd like the media to cover the war on Christians in the Middle East, especially in northern Iraq.

01:42:44.000 And we had a caller last week who said, I'm wrong about 250.

01:42:49.000 It's only 50 or something.

01:42:52.000 But yeah, it's unlimited carnage.

01:42:54.000 Thanks for calling. 0.97

01:42:56.000 You know, next time, if you want to know about a news item, you could probably just look it up yourself and not ask me for the history of the fucking Azerbaijani-Armenian conflict. 0.99

01:43:07.000 They have thick eyebrows. 0.99

01:43:09.000 They seem hairy. 1.00

01:43:10.000 They seem to be dicks in this country. 0.99

01:43:12.000 They seem to be Uber drivers in California. 0.99

01:43:15.000 Blake?

01:43:16.000 What's up, Blake?

01:43:18.000 Hey, dude. 0.99

01:43:20.000 Have you had any veterans talk shit to you online about the whole stolen dollar thing about the fucking movies? 1.00

01:43:27.000 And you're like, oh, I watched fucking Saving Private Ryan and I cried like a fucking baby. 0.99

01:43:32.000 Yeah, no, I think most actual vets understand the joke. 0.99

01:43:37.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.59

01:43:38.000 I mean, like, I was Marine, you know, she's like, dude, I was fucking listening to that episode about you.

01:43:43.000 Like, some lady called in and she's like, oh, my son's in the Navy. 0.99

01:43:46.000 And I was like, ah, fag. 0.99

01:43:47.000 You know, whatever. 0.99

01:43:48.000 But, you know, it's like, if you have any vets, you know, be like, oh, man, I'm offended by that. 1.00

01:43:54.000 Just tell them the fuck off. 0.99

01:43:56.000 I won't completely bullshit. 1.00

01:43:58.000 I obviously know a lot of vets. 0.84

01:44:00.000 There will be zero vets that don't get the stolen Valor joke about the movies.

01:44:06.000 But thank you for calling. 1.00

01:44:08.000 I guarantee you can walk right up to Biggs and be like, hey, pussy, you know, like, he'd probably just fucking laugh you off. 1.00

01:44:14.000 Absolutely. 1.00

01:44:14.000 Yep. 1.00

01:44:15.000 Actually, there is a thing I do with Biggs where I go, so what happened with you?

01:44:20.000 Like, you got Purple Heart?

01:44:21.000 Yeah, IED exploded under my Humvee.

01:44:23.000 So a car accident.

01:44:24.000 So a car accident.

01:44:25.000 It's terrible.

01:44:26.000 And he gets pissed off.

01:44:27.000 He does, right?

01:44:28.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:44:29.000 I fucking bet. 0.99

01:44:30.000 Yeah, he's not it. 0.99

01:44:31.000 Not a fan of that bit.

01:44:35.000 Funny. 0.99

01:44:36.000 And I would never tell Biggs to fuck off for getting offended by that bit, obviously. 0.99

01:44:43.000 If the world was ending and I was like very far away from him, I might. 0.99

01:44:47.000 But then I'd get beat up in heaven or something.

01:44:50.000 This is slouching, right?

01:44:52.000 Because my shirt's all wrinkled here.

01:44:53.000 This is normal.

01:44:55.000 This is me putting my shoulders back as much as I humanly possibly can.

01:45:01.000 This is normal?

01:45:05.000 It doesn't feel normal. 0.96

01:45:07.000 Normal posture feels fucking weird. 0.95

01:45:10.000 I feel like Chris Cuomo. 0.97

01:45:11.000 And by the way, there needs to be more of an expose on Chris Cuomo with 100-pound weight at his desk going like this.

01:45:18.000 This morning, I was picking up a 90-pound weight.

01:45:21.000 Dude, it's like picking up a 90-pound person, but as a weight.

01:45:25.000 Well, it's the 2mm guest.

01:45:27.000 It's the same.

01:45:28.000 There is no way on earth Hulk Hogan is going like this with 100-pound weight.

01:45:35.000 No way. 1.00

01:45:35.000 100 pounds of bullshit. 1.00

01:45:39.000 Next call. 1.00

01:45:40.000 You're on the line.

01:45:42.000 What are you doing with that streamer thing?

01:45:43.000 Shut it down.

01:45:45.000 What are you talking about?

01:45:46.000 You keep going back to that streamer page.

01:45:48.000 Oh, that's where it's going to be.

01:45:50.000 I know, but you're wasting our time.

01:45:52.000 What do you mean?

01:45:53.000 I haven't shown it.

01:45:54.000 I know, but it's using a bandwidth. 0.99

01:45:55.000 It's dumb. 0.99

01:45:56.000 It's a waste of time. 0.99

01:45:57.000 All right.

01:45:57.000 Taylor is a waste of time, and I'm skipping him.

01:46:01.000 He has not spoken.

01:46:03.000 Mike's question.

01:46:05.000 Hey, what's going on, guys?

01:46:07.000 Hey, guy.

01:46:08.000 What's going on?

01:46:10.000 Hey, did you see the debate tonight, man?

01:46:13.000 No.

01:46:14.000 Was there a debate?

01:46:17.000 Yeah, dude.

01:46:18.000 Pretty important one.

01:46:20.000 Sort of.

01:46:23.000 Was it a presidential debate?

01:46:26.000 Sort of.

01:46:28.000 I mean, kind of.

01:46:29.000 I kind of snoozed through it.

01:46:33.000 It's kind of snooze news.

01:46:36.000 But one of the things that guaranteed front page news tomorrow, it's not going to be anything that anybody talked about in the whole discussion.

01:46:50.000 Wait, can I guess?

01:46:51.000 Can I guess?

01:46:52.000 Can I interrupt you?

01:46:53.000 Yeah.

01:46:54.000 Was there any kind of an insect involved, like a praying mantis or a grasshopper?

01:47:00.000 Exactly.

01:47:01.000 As soon as I stopped watching the debate, I went to Fox News.

01:47:05.000 Do you watch the show?

01:47:07.000 Are you subscribed?

01:47:09.000 I did. 1.00

01:47:10.000 So did you not watch us watching the fucking debate, you retard? 1.00

01:47:15.000 What? 1.00

01:47:17.000 We mentioned the full.

01:47:18.000 We mean what? 1.00

01:47:19.000 The whole show has been the debate, you fuckhead. 1.00

01:47:23.000 I know, dude. 1.00

01:47:24.000 Come on.

01:47:25.000 Come on, man.

01:47:26.000 It's me.

01:47:27.000 Wait, now it's a joke?

01:47:28.000 You're pretending you didn't see us seeing it?

01:47:33.000 Yeah.

01:47:34.000 Well, I knew you were watching it.

01:47:36.000 I didn't watch you guys.

01:47:37.000 I always do.

01:47:40.000 Okay, well, thank you very much for calling.

01:47:42.000 Thank you very much for wasting our time.

01:47:45.000 Oh, so he didn't watch it, but he called in to be like, hey. 0.99

01:47:50.000 Yeah, that guy sucks, man. 0.97

01:47:53.000 Like, I'll forgive you for not watching us if you're really interested in the debate and you don't want us interrupting anyone. 0.99

01:47:58.000 We can work with that.

01:48:00.000 But like, then to call in and be like, I don't know if you covered this, but there was a fly.

01:48:07.000 Shittiest calls ever tonight.

01:48:12.000 There's also this.

01:48:13.000 I remember this happened to Obama, too.

01:48:14.000 And all the evangelicals got real biblical about it.

01:48:17.000 And they would show these parts of the.

01:48:19.000 It's like stigmata.

01:48:20.000 You know what it might be?

01:48:21.000 It's like the brightest light in the entire area is going to be the person talking.

01:48:25.000 Oh, yeah.

01:48:25.000 And then there's also heat there.

01:48:28.000 The flies are probably like, there's going to be some good cow shit here, I bet. 0.98

01:48:33.000 I don't want to get too conspirate. 0.98

01:48:34.000 You know what?

01:48:35.000 I'm not even going to say it.

01:48:37.000 Wait, you're going to think they trained a fly to land on his head?

01:48:40.000 No. 0.99

01:48:41.000 That they'd use a little eyedropper and they put a little sample of like cow shit in his hair. 0.99

01:48:46.000 But like white. 0.99

01:48:46.000 They bleached it so that way he can't see. 0.99

01:48:49.000 Great theory.

01:48:50.000 And if there's one thing flies love, it's the smell of bleach.

01:48:53.000 No.

01:48:54.000 Oh, yeah.

01:48:55.000 John, you're on the line.

01:48:57.000 Better be good.

01:49:00.000 Video Jesus.

01:49:02.000 Viva Jesus.

01:49:03.000 Viva Jesus.

01:49:06.000 So I, Gavin, I'm meaning to send you an actual post letter to you.

01:49:12.000 And the one thing I can't find a P.O. box on the website.

01:49:18.000 If I sent it to Compound Media, would it get to you?

01:49:21.000 What do you want to send?

01:49:24.000 A postletter.

01:49:25.000 Why?

01:49:26.000 Just email us.

01:49:28.000 I don't like the man seeing everything.

01:49:32.000 Well, then, you're out of luck.

01:49:34.000 Thank you for calling.

01:49:34.000 Yeah, we can't get stuff at the studes.

01:49:36.000 Yeah.

01:49:37.000 You got a secret you're going to put in there about the Illuminati?

01:49:41.000 Illuminatus. 0.99

01:49:42.000 Wow, this is really out-of-the-park shit calls. 0.99

01:49:46.000 You think they're like... 0.99

01:49:47.000 I'm getting mad. 0.98

01:49:48.000 10 for 10, shitty? 0.99

01:49:50.000 Charlotte. 0.99

01:49:52.000 Proud of your boy.

01:49:55.000 I'll make you proud of your boy.

01:50:00.000 Gavin, you've done an excellent job doing Krav Maga against these journalists.

01:50:03.000 And I just think there's one angle that you haven't hit quite as much.

01:50:06.000 Lars Oric.

01:50:07.000 As if it would be even more effective than World War II, because you're saying World War II is mostly peaceful. 0.81

01:50:11.000 What if you use Charlottesville as the example?

01:50:14.000 Charlottesville is a perfect example of a protest that was sanctioned by the government, and it was mostly peaceful.

01:50:21.000 And I think that might have a little more power if you use that with some of the journalists.

01:50:28.000 Finally, a good point.

01:50:29.000 Jesus, This has been a rocky night of calls.

01:50:32.000 That was a good call, and I will be stealing that.

01:50:35.000 I don't think it's stealing because you just gave it to me, right?

01:50:37.000 Yeah.

01:50:38.000 Right.

01:50:39.000 Yes, I'm going to start saying Charlottesville was mostly peaceful.

01:50:42.000 Way more room to deflect and kind of it's it's too broad.

01:50:44.000 Whereas Charlottesville is actually in its weird way, it's a perfect analogy. 1.00

01:50:49.000 Yeah, I'm not going to bring it up, though.

01:50:50.000 Like, if you're to put out and parlor, if you're to put out Charlottesville is mostly peaceful, now you're defending Charlottesville.

01:50:59.000 But when they bring it up, you go, yes, good point.

01:51:01.000 Well, Charlottesville was also mostly peaceful.

01:51:04.000 How do you feel about that?

01:51:05.000 The French.

01:51:08.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine.

01:51:12.000 Thank you for calling.

01:51:13.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine.

01:51:17.000 Pull up Orson Welles in the...

01:51:20.000 Oh! 0.60

01:51:21.000 When we were in DC, Ryan and I were constantly doing the Orson Welles battling cry as he screamed, oh, the French champagne is brewed with the finest excellence with fermented and bottled.

01:51:37.000 Here, pull that while I go piss. 1.00

01:51:39.000 With overlap, action piece.

01:51:48.000 Action passing, please.

01:51:51.000 No, it's a sorry cat.

01:51:55.000 Why don't you take two?

01:51:58.000 Ah, the French champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence.

01:52:06.000 There's a California champagne by Parmassan.

01:52:10.000 It's merred.

01:52:12.000 My same French excellence.

01:52:15.000 It's fermented in the bottle of like the best French champagne.

01:52:19.000 It's vintage dated Parmesan.

01:52:24.000 Why don't you take three?

01:52:26.000 Actually, it's...

01:52:29.000 The French champagne.

01:52:31.000 I like how he gave it a minute before going cut.

01:52:36.000 There's none of that we can do.

01:52:37.000 I think they ended up using VO.

01:52:42.000 Yes.

01:52:43.000 Right?

01:52:43.000 Yeah.

01:52:44.000 Yeah.

01:52:45.000 Ah, the French champagne.

01:52:48.000 In his mind.

01:52:49.000 Fermented in the bottle, dated.

01:52:51.000 How did it sound in his mind?

01:52:53.000 What did he think he did?

01:52:54.000 Oh, in his mind, he was like, ah, the French champagne.

01:52:58.000 Fermented in the bottle.

01:53:01.000 Dated. 0.99

01:53:04.000 So in his fucking sober mind, it's, ah, the French champagne. 1.00

01:53:12.000 Fermented, but the drunk version is... 1.00

01:53:17.000 The French champagne?

01:53:19.000 Fermented in a bottle.

01:53:22.000 Digit?

01:53:24.000 Does this do anything?

01:53:25.000 Yes, it does.

01:53:26.000 Does this do anything?

01:53:27.000 By the way, we're not selling this sketch. 1.00

01:53:29.000 It's a terrible drawing of Trump, an uncircumcised penis, and a k. 1.00

01:53:35.000 I was going to say a kid near a penis. 1.00

01:53:36.000 That's not good. 1.00

01:53:37.000 Just a person.

01:53:39.000 Just a cartoon. 0.99

01:53:41.000 A penis adjacent human. 0.99

01:53:43.000 Taylor, last chance. 1.00

01:53:47.000 Or we'll call you a doo-doo head. 1.00

01:53:49.000 All right. 1.00

01:53:50.000 You're a fucking doo-doo. 1.00

01:53:51.000 How about the guy calling us about the debate and didn't watch us react to the debate and then asking us if we saw a fly? 1.00

01:53:57.000 Yeah, he was a did-douche. 1.00

01:53:58.000 Fucking dork. 1.00

01:54:00.000 Hey, Alex and Van Halen. 1.00

01:54:01.000 Alex and Van Halen.

01:54:04.000 Hey there.

01:54:06.000 Hey.

01:54:08.000 I just want to say thank you for cutting to Van Halen during the debate.

01:54:12.000 It was a nice distraction from something that I probably wouldn't have normally watched.

01:54:18.000 Oh, good.

01:54:18.000 Yeah.

01:54:19.000 I was worried that people would be mad, but no one wants to really watch all that shit, especially when there's so much awesome rock going on in the late 70s and early 80s. 0.99

01:54:30.000 Oh, darn right. 0.99

01:54:33.000 All this debate stuff is paid by numbers, so it was a nice distraction.

01:54:36.000 Thank you so much.

01:54:37.000 Yeah, good point.

01:54:38.000 I mean, you know what?

01:54:39.000 I don't usually watch debates.

01:54:41.000 Like, the subscribers have told us that they want us to do these live debate things, and it seems to be a big deal.

01:54:48.000 And, you know, Crowder does them and Alex Jones does them. 0.99

01:54:51.000 But when was the last time you're watching a debate and someone goes, oh, let's cut the shit. 0.99

01:54:55.000 There's no such thing as climate change. 0.99

01:54:58.000 And it's like, there was one thing you could take out of that is that, you know, between Kamala and Pence, they both were kind of regurgitating these things that we've heard before.

01:55:10.000 You know, you have this hotcorch on your head.

01:55:19.000 Pardon?

01:55:20.000 All right, thanks for calling, buddy.

01:55:27.000 We got Peter on the line.

01:55:34.000 Peter.

01:55:36.000 Hey, guys, everyone, how's it going?

01:55:38.000 What's up, dude?

01:55:40.000 Hey, could you?

01:55:43.000 Thanks.

01:55:46.000 All right, um, question.

01:55:49.000 Would you rather live in a state of total freedom for everyone, which means your enemies and your best friends, which is what America's built on, or in a state where you have monarchy, where the monarch believes in all your values?

01:56:06.000 But all my values are freedom.

01:56:11.000 What about apartheid?

01:56:12.000 Salon apartheid.

01:56:14.000 Well, selling apartheid is the situation we've been put in now where we've been forced to separate the country in half.

01:56:21.000 That's not my ideal.

01:56:22.000 My ideal is 1980s America where there's meritocracy and my monarch would do that.

01:56:29.000 So the question doesn't work because my fascism is freedom.

01:56:37.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:56:38.000 Well, someone else is...

01:56:39.000 All right, that's it. 0.88

01:56:42.000 I like cutting them off.

01:56:43.000 You also get three more calls.

01:56:45.000 I do the fade because it's almost like somebody falling down like a cliff or something.

01:56:48.000 No, we don't want that yet.

01:56:50.000 Next call.

01:56:51.000 I want Anne's body. 0.98

01:56:53.000 She's my age.

01:56:56.000 She's looking speveled. 0.68

01:56:58.000 Svelte.

01:57:00.000 Zach.

01:57:02.000 Yo, GNR.

01:57:03.000 What's up, guys?

01:57:04.000 What's up, GNR?

01:57:05.000 First time long time.

01:57:06.000 Right on.

01:57:07.000 First time long time.

01:57:09.000 Hey, I just want to say thank you for including so much music in your show.

01:57:13.000 It is my absolute favorite part.

01:57:16.000 I mean, even the song yesterday by, what is it, Joyce?

01:57:23.000 Yeah, it was such a good song.

01:57:25.000 Like, I'm really enjoying that and how deep you go into it.

01:57:28.000 And I've been watching all the records, and those are also really enjoyable to hear you go through each one, pull them out, talk a little about your history with them.

01:57:39.000 And I just hoping that you're going to do more of those.

01:57:42.000 Do you have any plans on that?

01:57:43.000 Oh, yeah.

01:57:43.000 Well, we're building a new studio now.

01:57:45.000 This studio is done.

01:57:47.000 The real estate in New York City is so cheap now that we're going to get a place that's literally six times the size of this.

01:57:54.000 And I was thinking I'm going to build a big InfoWars desk.

01:57:58.000 And I was thinking I could have, just like there's a book of the day, I could have a record of the day. 1.00

01:58:02.000 Plant your ass. 1.00

01:58:03.000 I'll literally play it on the turntable and then put it up there and we'll talk about that shit. 1.00

01:58:07.000 And sometimes, you know, if we don't have the vinyl of it, we can do what we usually do, which is an MP3 pretending to be a ghetto blaster. 0.96

01:58:17.000 But yes, we do intend to focus on the music.

01:58:20.000 I think it's important that we enrich your life by saying, check this out.

01:58:26.000 And being good at it, if you will. 0.68

01:58:28.000 And if it sucks, then, you know, we haven't wasted anyone's time.

01:58:31.000 But I think it's important to not just bore everyone with this is my opinion show, but more like, these are things I've checked out that are fun.

01:58:41.000 I think you might like them too.

01:58:44.000 All right.

01:58:45.000 Thanks for calling.

01:58:45.000 Awesome.

01:58:46.000 That's, yeah.

01:58:47.000 Hey, thanks, guys.

01:58:48.000 That is very fun.

01:58:49.000 You're right.

01:58:52.000 Canadian guy.

01:58:55.000 Frank.

01:58:57.000 Hey, Frank.

01:58:57.000 Are you going to be honest and up front with us?

01:59:01.000 Yes, I need a rating.

01:59:03.000 Frankly.

01:59:04.000 Carrie-Ann Moss.

01:59:06.000 The hell is a Carrie-Ann Moss? 1.00

01:59:08.000 How do you spell Carrie? 1.00

01:59:08.000 Is it Carrie or Carrie? 1.00

01:59:11.000 Carrie.

01:59:12.000 Carrie-Ann Moss.

01:59:12.000 The kid from the Matrix.

01:59:14.000 The Matrix.

01:59:15.000 Carrie.

01:59:16.000 C-A-R-R-Shorthair. 1.00

01:59:19.000 First of all, short hair is a fucking bummer and it kills your rating. 0.99

01:59:23.000 She's Sharon Osborne, dude. 0.99

01:59:25.000 That's basically Sharon Osborne. 1.00

01:59:27.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:59:29.000 Dude, I think you might be gay. 1.00

01:59:31.000 Wait, this one's not the worst. 1.00

01:59:34.000 No, that's bad, too.

01:59:35.000 And that's her.

01:59:36.000 She looks like a gothic chick. 1.00

01:59:37.000 That's a handsome man.

01:59:38.000 She looks like a goth chick named Morgan. 1.00

01:59:41.000 So what's wrong with?

01:59:43.000 You need to.

01:59:44.000 6.3.

01:59:45.000 You need to just go on a brief.

01:59:48.000 You know what? 0.60

01:59:48.000 She's going on a gay date. 0.60

01:59:49.000 Go to a gay neighborhood and just have a conversation at a gay bar with a guy with a beer and then just leave. 0.98

01:59:55.000 Don't touch him.

01:59:56.000 And then just go, how did that feel?

02:00:00.000 She's a 6.8, to be fair, right? 0.90

02:00:03.000 6.8.

02:00:03.000 Yep.

02:00:05.000 I'll tell you.

02:00:06.000 All right.

02:00:06.000 Thanks for calling.

02:00:08.000 You're showing us all the calls, by the way.

02:00:13.000 You're not even drunk.

02:00:15.000 True.

02:00:16.000 Pat.

02:00:18.000 Hey, what's going on?

02:00:19.000 What's up, dude?

02:00:20.000 Well, actually, I know the answer to the question because I've been watching the show.

02:00:27.000 Yeah, so I came across this character by the name of Gibby Haynes.

02:00:33.000 Maybe you heard of him?

02:00:34.000 Yep.

02:00:35.000 Great guy.

02:00:36.000 Yeah.

02:00:37.000 Yeah.

02:00:38.000 So Gibby Haynes and the buttle surfers, you know, I'd only ever heard their one Hit Pepper before, right? 0.78

02:00:46.000 And then I started finding out all this weird history of the band and shit. 0.99

02:00:51.000 And it's just like, just bizarre shit. 0.97

02:00:54.000 I just thought it was so cool. 0.99

02:00:55.000 And then I was watching videos with Gibby, right? 0.99

02:00:58.000 And he's just this funny motherfucker, right? 0.98

02:01:01.000 I'm reserving the one in 10 chance that you're Gibby Haynes. 0.99

02:01:07.000 What?

02:01:09.000 Is this you, Gibby?

02:01:12.000 Do you really think so?

02:01:15.000 That'd be pretty fucking cool if that was true. 0.81

02:01:18.000 But can you hold that while we listen to Gibby?

02:01:22.000 No, no.

02:01:22.000 He doesn't have to hold.

02:01:23.000 But you know what's Gibby, like the early Butthole Surface shows, they had strippers on stage, but they wouldn't get strippers. 1.00

02:01:31.000 They get like these crackhead whores who would be just sort of dancing around nude, like with long tits and shit. 1.00

02:01:39.000 And then behind them, they would show like a circumcision video. 1.00

02:01:44.000 And you'd see someone getting circumcised.

02:01:47.000 And then the band would be on acid. 1.00

02:01:51.000 Yeah, it's pretty wild shit. 0.99

02:01:54.000 That we did in our band. 0.99

02:01:58.000 Yeah, that'd be that we did.

02:02:01.000 Back in. 1.00

02:02:02.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:02:04.000 But I saw that he was on Red Eye. 1.00

02:02:06.000 So I figured, you know, maybe you'd rub some elbows with him or whatever.

02:02:11.000 I know the guy.

02:02:11.000 I've hung out with him a million times.

02:02:13.000 I actually didn't know he was on Red Eye.

02:02:15.000 Are you sure he was on Red Eye?

02:02:16.000 Are you sure you don't mean like Daniel?

02:02:18.000 Yeah, I was on the video last night.

02:02:19.000 He was on Red Eye.

02:02:21.000 Huh.

02:02:22.000 All right, well, thanks for coming.

02:02:24.000 We're going to go look that up.

02:02:24.000 Supposedly, he was supposed to be.

02:02:26.000 He was supposed to be on.

02:02:28.000 Yeah, you're right.

02:02:28.000 This is the new thing to do.

02:02:31.000 It's so increasingly Red Eye.

02:02:32.000 He was on Red Eye?

02:02:35.000 God, you got to hand it to Greg.

02:02:37.000 He was good at getting impossible guests.

02:02:40.000 He was really good friends with this rock star that just passed away, too.

02:02:44.000 Who?

02:02:45.000 They became friends and everything.

02:02:47.000 Lead singer of...

02:02:48.000 I forget the band.

02:02:48.000 I could find it, but he was pretty hit by that.

02:02:50.000 Greg Gutfilm?

02:02:51.000 Yeah.

02:02:52.000 He became friends with him.

02:03:04.000 You ought to be kind of impressed with Gibby and the Surfers, too, because they were the weirdest Austin man in the world.

02:03:10.000 Wait, go back, go back.

02:03:11.000 He's the forgotten Austin.

02:03:12.000 And then when Lullapalooza went big and grunge became cool, they adapted and rode that wave.

02:03:22.000 Very bands like that could do.

02:03:33.000 2009.

02:03:34.000 No, no, that's the only reason I'm here.

02:03:36.000 Exactly.

02:03:37.000 Are you kidding?

02:03:38.000 Yeah.

02:03:38.000 Oh, man.

02:03:39.000 Is it everything you'd think it would be?

02:03:40.000 Well, yeah, sure, but man, you gotta tell me about O'Reilly.

02:03:43.000 Do you know if you've ever worked with a guy?

02:03:45.000 You're sitting right there.

02:03:45.000 This is where his desk is.

02:03:46.000 This is his studio.

02:03:48.000 So you can still feel the power of the man.

02:03:50.000 You can still smell his muscles.

02:03:51.000 Is he really like that?

02:03:52.000 He's very tall.

02:03:53.000 Is that him?

02:03:54.000 I'll tell you what.

02:03:55.000 Is that really Bill O'Reilly?

02:03:56.000 That's really Bill O'Reilly.

02:03:57.000 No.

02:03:57.000 No, it is.

02:03:58.000 But here's the thing about Bill O'Reilly.

02:03:59.000 He's about 6'10.

02:04:01.000 So he doesn't even, when he's walking down the hall, he doesn't even look at me.

02:04:04.000 He doesn't even know I exist.

02:04:05.000 So I'll just be sitting here and he just walks by like a giant redwood.

02:04:09.000 I don't even exist in that universe.

02:04:11.000 Whatever.

02:04:12.000 You ever meet O'Reilly?

02:04:13.000 No.

02:04:15.000 But I work in the same, Red Eye has the same green room as him.

02:04:19.000 And one time we were in the backstage, and all the guys that work on his show were eating these cookies.

02:04:25.000 And I go, where'd you get those?

02:04:26.000 And they go, oh, they got sent to O'Reilly.

02:04:27.000 He doesn't want them. 1.00

02:04:28.000 And they go, you're eating fucking cookies that are being sent to like one of the most hated men in the world. 1.00

02:04:36.000 Oh, shh. 1.00

02:04:37.000 How do you know they're not poisoned?

02:04:39.000 Why do you think he doesn't eat them?

02:04:40.000 I don't think they're poison.

02:04:42.000 That man died.

02:04:43.000 I like the king's taste testers.

02:04:46.000 All right, let's do one more.

02:04:47.000 Black roses on Way Too Quiet.

02:04:51.000 Oh, hell yeah.

02:04:52.000 Okay, so you guys need to check out this guy on YouTube.

02:04:56.000 His name is Lonel Harris.

02:04:58.000 Mono Harris.

02:05:00.000 L-O-N-N-E-L, and then Harris.

02:05:06.000 Okay.

02:05:07.000 Spell it out.

02:05:08.000 L-O-N-L-L-L-L-L-N-N-E-L. 1.00

02:05:10.000 Lonel Harris.

02:05:14.000 Yeah, he makes like an hour-long video, but his editing is perfect.

02:05:19.000 And then he, I mean, he's like a stand-up comedian.

02:05:23.000 And I think he's in LA, I think.

02:05:26.000 And he's pretty funny. 1.00

02:05:27.000 I mean, he talks about his baby mama a lot, like killing her and shit. 1.00

02:05:33.000 And then, you know, just funny little jokes about Joe Biden. 1.00

02:05:39.000 All right, well, just like anything.

02:05:42.000 Check him out.

02:05:42.000 Yeah, he's pretty good.

02:05:44.000 Here we go.

02:05:45.000 Lonel Harris.

02:05:47.000 Our new favorite guy.

02:05:49.000 This is our man.

02:05:51.000 You have not vetted him.

02:05:55.000 We're on the hunt for Black Lives Matter. 1.00

02:05:58.000 How's we doing?

02:05:59.000 Police involved, shooting.

02:06:00.000 We're on the hunt for Black Lives Matter. 1.00

02:06:03.000 We want to see who the police shot today.

02:06:06.000 That's me doing it with the cameraman. 1.00

02:06:08.000 Look at this motherfucker back there. 1.00

02:06:09.000 Look at the cameraman. 1.00

02:06:11.000 He's all ignorant ass. 1.00

02:06:13.000 We supposed to be filming Black Lives Matter. 1.00

02:06:15.000 Police done shot somebody.

02:06:16.000 We trying to find out who got shot.

02:06:19.000 We are everywhere. 0.96

02:06:21.000 You ain't subscribed to this nigga channel. 1.00

02:06:23.000 That's the dude. 0.69

02:06:24.000 High quality, caller.

02:06:25.000 Thank you for the...

02:06:26.000 Hey, the editing's pretty good.

02:06:30.000 You know, maybe this isn't the best.

02:06:31.000 Let's be fair.

02:06:32.000 Let's look at all his videos and go like most viewed through that.

02:06:36.000 Does this say 52 subscribers?

02:06:38.000 52 subscribers.

02:06:40.000 Huh.

02:06:41.000 Let's see.

02:06:42.000 So what's his number one hit?

02:06:46.000 Three views, five views.

02:06:49.000 Wow, this guy's a month ago.

02:06:51.000 I have a feeling that we just got a call from Lonnell Harris.

02:06:56.000 A crisis.

02:07:00.000 Okay, this is a different one.

02:07:02.000 Maybe this is the guy.

02:07:03.000 Yeah, 277, that's more like it.

02:07:05.000 Sort by most popular.

02:07:11.000 Caller, you might have wanted to say Lonel Harris Live 2, if that's the fun one.

02:07:18.000 What's going on, man?

02:07:23.000 What's going on, man?

02:07:25.000 Well, my daughter, she just like flipped out a while ago. 0.99

02:07:28.000 This guy wants to fight, and the cop takes off his belt, and they go, let's fucking do it. 0.99

02:07:32.000 Yeah, I love that one black. 1.00

02:07:34.000 Tell him I owe her like 40 bucks, which ain't hers.

02:07:38.000 You owe your daughter $40, which ain't hers. 0.98

02:07:41.000 How does that work?

02:07:43.000 So she started flipping out.

02:07:44.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:07:45.000 She done turned over a couple totes and shit. 0.98

02:07:47.000 Then I broke my glass table that was on my front porch. 0.94

02:07:51.000 So in other words, is she going to get her money one way or the other? 0.93

02:07:55.000 Okay.

02:07:56.000 So yeah, she's having a trouble over police. 0.99

02:07:58.000 She already don't got domestic. 1.00

02:08:00.000 She don't want to.

02:08:00.000 And she's been in trouble with police in the past.

02:08:04.000 They said that she keeps on shooting juvenile fans. 1.00

02:08:08.000 Wait a minute, bitch. 1.00

02:08:09.000 Not only do you owe your daughter $40, you mean to tell me she is a juvenile thief? 1.00

02:08:15.000 That's domestic.

02:08:16.000 Exactly.

02:08:20.000 I wanted to ask y'all, is it pretty safe to say that they might live in a trailer?

02:08:26.000 And why is this dude trying to check the officer about his badass sister missing? 0.99

02:08:31.000 The only two officers that responded like less than a week ago are like the same type of shit. 1.00

02:08:36.000 Them little motherfuckers didn't do shit. 1.00

02:08:38.000 And this has been an ongoing damn thing. 1.00

02:08:40.000 And she's one point. 0.98

02:08:41.000 All right, well, we've turned you on to it.

02:08:42.000 Just like the music and the books, it's up to you to check out.

02:08:46.000 That looks like it actually could be pretty good.

02:08:50.000 We're done, folks.

02:08:51.000 Thursday, tomorrow.

02:08:52.000 We've got a whole new show.

02:08:54.000 A lot of fun stuff.

02:08:56.000 We're going to end it.

02:08:57.000 We didn't finish.

02:08:58.000 Let's just...

02:08:59.000 You know what?

02:08:59.000 Let's finish just little dips into all the Van Halen songs.

02:09:03.000 So we have a nice little show.

02:09:05.000 So this is Unchained.

02:09:07.000 Jump?

02:09:08.000 No, no, Unchained.

02:09:10.000 Okay.

02:09:10.000 I mean, I'd had it up.

02:09:12.000 We're going chronologically.

02:09:13.000 Unchained.

02:09:14.000 It's one of my favorite songs.

02:09:15.000 Unchained was 1981, fair warning.

02:09:19.000 Just one song on that really that I like.

02:09:23.000 Jump in the middle.

02:09:28.000 Chain! 0.96

02:09:29.000 And you see yourself running, chain!

02:09:33.000 It's one of the few bands where it's like studio quality when they play live.

02:09:39.000 Like better.

02:09:53.000 What do you think on?

02:09:55.000 I think a couple of them.

02:09:57.000 It must be sucked to be Michael Hall or whatever his name is, Anthony Michael. 0.97

02:10:01.000 The chick's blowing you. 1.00

02:10:02.000 It's like, I kind of came here to blow David Lee off.

02:10:05.000 It's like, well.

02:10:11.000 Mick Mars. 0.98

02:10:12.000 When Mick Mars in Molly Cruz getting blowjobs, he knew that she was sort of like, no, well, this is what we're going to do. 0.97

02:10:19.000 She was like looking around while doing it. 0.97

02:10:21.000 Yay, I'm over here.

02:10:22.000 He's over there.

02:10:24.000 Hi.

02:10:26.000 My name's Sandy.

02:10:33.000 Okay, so that's cool.

02:10:34.000 And then we have 1982 Diver Down.

02:10:37.000 Where have all the good times gone?

02:10:40.000 Which is a jazz.

02:10:45.000 Diver Down is one of my favorite albums.

02:10:47.000 I remember having that cassette as a kid and just playing it to death.

02:10:52.000 Where All the Good Times Gone? 0.99

02:11:11.000 Check out fucking David in the intro. 0.99

02:11:14.000 Hear that. 0.99

02:11:24.000 You're gonna hear this on your Walkman with your orange headphones.

02:11:27.000 Your little strap.

02:11:29.000 The Walkman had an orange strap you wore it on your hip.

02:11:32.000 Like a purse, really.

02:11:36.000 I have all the good and kind of drums.

02:11:38.000 So that's a jazzam.

02:11:40.000 And then of course, 1984 was out of control with Jump, Panama, and Hot for Teacher.

02:11:48.000 You know what I love about Hot for Teacher?

02:11:50.000 Alex Van Halen managed to make his drums sound like a hot rod starting up.

02:11:57.000 Oh, yeah, like that.

02:12:00.000 That cluttering motor.

02:12:01.000 Yeah, with the double bass.

02:12:04.000 Ow! 1.00

02:12:08.000 Okay, don't ruin their song, dude.

02:12:13.000 Now we went to see Van Halen in probably 2009, and it was with David Lee Rock, and my buddy's dad worked at Madison Square Garden.

02:12:24.000 All right, so I guess I'm in the green room.

02:12:27.000 We were so fucking far.

02:12:31.000 He's worked there his whole life. 0.96

02:12:34.000 Like 30 years, he's worked at Madison Square Garden.

02:12:37.000 He's like a security whatever guy.

02:12:39.000 Blue collar dude.

02:12:41.000 Right.

02:12:43.000 So don't you know, like, I should be with Ben Halen.

02:12:47.000 I know guys that are like cheeseball producers and guys in promotion that get me backstage or at least front row seats.

02:12:56.000 I met Joe Rogan once.

02:12:58.000 The next day, I was in a front row seat at a boxing match.

02:13:01.000 We'd known each other for like a week.

02:13:04.000 He's got Rogan power.

02:13:06.000 30 years later, all you can do is get me.

02:13:09.000 I was so far in the nosebleeds that the way I always describe it is at my top strength, if I threw, and I was high up.

02:13:18.000 If I threw a tennis ball, I'm not sure I could hit the stage.

02:13:22.000 Wow.

02:13:22.000 I'm not sure I'm strong enough.

02:13:25.000 And if I did, people would be fucking impressed. 0.99

02:13:27.000 And pissed. 0.99

02:13:29.000 That's probably why they kept him around for 30 years.

02:13:31.000 He didn't use his power to get people front row seats.

02:13:34.000 He never wanted anything.

02:13:37.000 Panama.

02:13:38.000 We got two more left.

02:13:41.000 Panama.

02:13:45.000 Coke is good for rock.

02:13:47.000 I'm going to learn these because I got the Van Handling guitar.

02:14:11.000 That is an impression of Howard Cerns Fart Man.

02:14:14.000 They've been doing this since 76 at least.

02:14:17.000 For eight years, they've been doing this.

02:14:21.000 They've got it there.

02:14:43.000 What's that sound?

02:14:45.000 It's your bones, the best top down. 0.93

02:14:48.000 I'm you burning every ever dude.

02:14:52.000 Okay, last song before we go: Hop for teacher.

02:14:56.000 And this is right when videos were exploding.

02:14:59.000 And they had, just let's just play the whole video.

02:15:13.000 Sweet, sweet.

02:15:16.000 It's a very weird video art form in the 80s video.

02:15:20.000 I hope you find some friends.

02:15:21.000 It was very juvenile.

02:15:24.000 And mom, totally exaggerated.

02:15:26.000 Not like other guys.

02:15:29.000 I'm nervous, and my socks are too loose.

02:15:33.000 And John Wayne impression.

02:15:39.000 You feel so over the top.

02:15:41.000 Sit down, Waldo.

02:15:44.000 Come on, Waldo. 0.98

02:15:45.000 You nerd.

02:15:51.000 Listen, he turned his double bass into a hot rod exhaust. 1.00

02:15:59.000 Now, this song is about 12-year-olds fucking grown woman. 1.00

02:16:03.000 This is basically Pizzagate. 1.00

02:16:05.000 Watching a Pizzagate documentary. 0.99

02:16:07.000 Well, this is like if 12-year-olds had an island where they fuck old teachers. 0.99

02:16:10.000 It's reversed. 0.99

02:16:11.000 Yeah.

02:16:12.000 It's Jeffrey Epstein Jr.

02:16:14.000 Cougar Island.

02:16:19.000 The Dried Overy Express.

02:16:25.000 It's like a pedophile training video.

02:16:27.000 Like, young kids are the same as old people. 0.99

02:16:55.000 No, I'll be no update pool.

02:16:59.000 You hear me out together.

02:17:01.000 Well, I'm doing well. 0.98

02:17:03.000 Teaching me to shoot me after school. 0.65

02:17:07.000 I think I'm all educated. 0.80

02:17:10.000 Check out all those songs.

02:17:11.000 That man died.

02:17:12.000 It's much more consequential than Kamala Harris and Mike Pence.

02:17:17.000 We'd like to thank The Fly for doing a guest appearance on tonight's show.

02:17:22.000 And the takeaway from tonight is let's get back to the 80s when people could make jokes and even make offensive videos like the fucking weird video we just saw, Hot for Teacher.

02:17:35.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting. 0.96

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 08, 2020

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