Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 21, 2020


GOML LIVE #69 | JOHNNY ROTTEN IS MAGA


Episode Stats

Length

40 minutes

Words per Minute

144.775

Word Count

5,791

Sentence Count

618

Misogynist Sentences

42

Hate Speech Sentences

27


Summary

On this week's episode of The Slits, Gavin McInnes is joined by Ashton Witte to discuss Marvyn Gaye's new song, "Marvin Gaye" and what Trump thinks about it. Also, someone sneaks into the studio and uninvites Trump. BetDSI is back and the NFL is back, and my listeners get a 100% bonus match up to $1,000! That's double your money with promo code GAVIN2020. Bet on the 2020 debates and election with me, Bet on MLB, NBA, NFL, NHL, UFC, and all other major sports plus politics, plus politics. You can bet on who's going to win the election and you can bet your bottom dollar that it will be Donald Trump! You can also bet that the left will contend this victory and not be content. Play, win, and get paid. If you want to win big money, go to betdsi.com and get a $50 Bubba and Hanks gift card! First two listeners to confirm that they signed up and deposited at betDSI.com with Promo code GMILLION2020 get $50 in the Bubba & Hanks Gift Card! First 2 listeners to sign up and receive $50 and a $100 in the B&H gift card. Get off my Lawn with me! Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McINnes! Get off My Lawn With Me! and get double your $1k! Get OFF MY Lawn with Me! Get OFF My Lawn! GAVGAVIN 2020! - Hosted by and GavIN2020! & Gavin 2020! Gavins - is a new podcast that's all about having fun, chillin' with me on the road and having a good time in New York, New York! Get Off my Lawn! GAVN 2020! - Gavinn 2020 Gavyn McINNES is a podcast where I'm not a nice person, I'm here to make you laugh and have a good day in NYC! . We're going to talk about everything you need to be a little bit more than you can be your best in your best day in the next episode of Get Off Your Lawn, so you don't have to be your worst day. - I'll be back next week! -- , & more! Gavin


Transcript

00:00:02.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:22.000 That's the slits.
00:00:24.000 And heard it through the grapevine.
00:00:50.000 Cover the Marvin Gaye classic.
00:00:54.000 Let's see what Trump thinks about it.
00:00:55.000 You're not a nice person!
00:00:59.000 No, not yet.
00:01:02.000 That's the out.
00:01:03.000 We're ruining surprises here.
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00:02:11.000 Yeah, so Johnny Rotten came out as a Trump supporter recently, and it sort of got me in this vortex of his wife, and his daughter, and the Slits, and Viv Albertine, and Pauly Styring, and punk rock.
00:02:28.000 And I want to get into that, but someone seems to have crept into the studio that was not invited.
00:02:38.000 Ashton Witte is here.
00:02:39.000 Hi.
00:02:39.000 Why do you sometimes use S-H when you're talking about something like stars would be shtars?
00:02:47.000 Is that a California thing?
00:02:48.000 No, it's just me.
00:02:50.000 You have an S-H that appears with S's.
00:02:53.000 Yeah, it's like shtick.
00:02:56.000 No, shtick is S-H.
00:02:57.000 Yeah, shtick.
00:02:58.000 But it's actually supposed to be shtick, right?
00:03:00.000 No, it's shtick.
00:03:02.000 A stick would be a stick and a shtick would be a shtick.
00:03:04.000 A stick is a stick.
00:03:06.000 Shtick is not a stick.
00:03:07.000 This is shtick.
00:03:08.000 We're doing shtick right now.
00:03:09.000 Alright, you need to get out of here.
00:03:14.000 Let's ask Trump what he thinks of that.
00:03:17.000 Ashton, what are you dropping by the studio?
00:03:18.000 Uninvited!
00:03:19.000 Everybody knows what I'm saying, Mr. Trump.
00:03:22.000 Wow.
00:03:22.000 That's a good point.
00:03:25.000 Is true.
00:03:26.000 Is true.
00:03:27.000 Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.
00:03:29.000 That's like a, she has like a Carol Channing thing.
00:03:32.000 Diamonds are a girl's best friend!
00:03:36.000 I wish, I kinda wish I had a little shtick.
00:03:39.000 Like a little Ann Coulter-ism or something, you know what I mean?
00:03:42.000 Yeah, or like a catchphrase.
00:03:45.000 I got catchphrases.
00:03:47.000 I like to say, it's a Monday!
00:03:48.000 You know how I always say that?
00:03:50.000 No, I don't.
00:03:52.000 I do.
00:03:53.000 Never heard that.
00:03:53.000 But I want like a voice.
00:03:56.000 There's this chick on Fox News who's from the Midwest.
00:04:00.000 She's an impossible smoke show.
00:04:02.000 I forget her name.
00:04:03.000 We can dig her up, but she has this like Connecticut thing because she wants to be like Ann Coulter.
00:04:10.000 Yes.
00:04:11.000 Or Jill Abramson, who grew up in New York, has this.
00:04:15.000 Yeah, well, you have to understand.
00:04:18.000 Yeah.
00:04:18.000 Miss Jimmy Cagney thing.
00:04:20.000 Yeah.
00:04:22.000 It is.
00:04:24.000 No, that's not her.
00:04:25.000 What's her fucking name?
00:04:26.000 It doesn't really matter.
00:04:28.000 She's dark haired.
00:04:30.000 She's one of the smarter ones.
00:04:31.000 But she has this fake Connecticut accent.
00:04:34.000 Because it's a good thing to have, Rich.
00:04:36.000 If you say things in a weird way, people think that you're a weird man.
00:04:40.000 And you're some kind of special lady.
00:04:42.000 That is kind of fun.
00:04:44.000 I don't like that I'm not impersonatable.
00:04:46.000 Yeah, Anthony Comey is like that.
00:04:47.000 You can't impersonate him.
00:04:49.000 You could sound like a, like a genie, kind of like... Well, you do me.
00:04:52.000 That means I'm impersonable.
00:04:54.000 Yes.
00:04:54.000 But you only do the thing where I go, they're not gonna make it there in time.
00:04:58.000 Are you retarded?
00:05:00.000 That's another one that I picked up.
00:05:02.000 Yeah, that's not, it's not really an imitation.
00:05:06.000 It's kind of a thing I just hear the most common, the most commonly.
00:05:10.000 Anyway.
00:05:13.000 So that was Herded Through the Grapevine by The Slits, a very popular band in the early punk scene in Britain.
00:05:18.000 And it starred Viv Albertine on guitar.
00:05:24.000 Viv Albertine might be the perfect woman.
00:05:30.000 She's beautiful, she's intelligent, she grew up poor, which is important in a lady.
00:05:34.000 You don't want a woman to grow up rich.
00:05:36.000 Although Johnny Rotten's wife grew up rich.
00:05:38.000 No, go back to the beginning.
00:05:41.000 If we're ever doing a
00:05:43.000 Like, if you need video footage for this show, Ryan, when you're doing, like, drops, this is the aesthetic we're going for.
00:05:50.000 Weird, early punk.
00:05:53.000 Like, 76.
00:05:53.000 You know who that just was?
00:05:56.000 They just showed there?
00:05:57.000 Who?
00:05:58.000 Uh, Chrissy Hynde.
00:05:59.000 Huh.
00:06:00.000 That's Viv Albertine.
00:06:02.000 Right there.
00:06:04.000 It'd be great if we could rent a vintage camera that looks like this when you film with it.
00:06:08.000 I'm sure it's a filter you could do.
00:06:10.000 Yeah.
00:06:10.000 There's something... You can't replace it.
00:06:13.000 It's kind of like... So Zid has a great book called... She was a guitarist in that band.
00:06:31.000 She was kicked out.
00:06:32.000 I don't know what.
00:06:33.000 They're the worst.
00:06:34.000 Look, I love the aesthetic of them, and punk was a lot about aesthetics, and I love the vibe, and punk was a lot about vibes, but they were garbage.
00:06:43.000 I mean, they covered Heard It Through the Grapevine, which was 99% Marvin Gaye's hard work.
00:06:50.000 You just covered it.
00:06:51.000 What are you, the Beastie Boys cover band?
00:06:55.000 But she's a really good writer, and this book rules.
00:06:59.000 It's named after the way her mother saw her when she came back from school.
00:07:02.000 She goes, so her mother was Australian, I think.
00:07:06.000 And she'd go, what were your lessons today, gay fucking mudflap?
00:07:10.000 And she'd go, well, this teacher was wearing this, and I like these boys.
00:07:14.000 And she goes, clothes, clothes, clothes, music, music, music, boys, boys, boys.
00:07:19.000 That's all you know.
00:07:20.000 So that's the name of the book.
00:07:23.000 But before she even starts the book,
00:07:25.000 She goes, this is just the first page.
00:07:28.000 Ready?
00:07:29.000 One.
00:07:30.000 Masturbation.
00:07:31.000 Never did it.
00:07:32.000 Never wanted to do it.
00:07:33.000 There's no reason not to.
00:07:34.000 No oppression.
00:07:35.000 I wasn't told it was wrong, and I don't think it's wrong.
00:07:37.000 I just didn't think of it at all.
00:07:38.000 I didn't naturally want to do it, so I didn't know it existed.
00:07:41.000 By the time my hormones kicked in, at about 13 years old, I was being felt up by boys, and that was enough for me.
00:07:47.000 Bit by bit, the experimentation went further until I first had sex with my regular boyfriend when I was 15.
00:07:51.000 We were together for three years and are still friends now, which I think is nice.
00:07:55.000 She's just so brutally honest.
00:07:57.000 This is my favorite kind of writing.
00:07:59.000 In all the time since my first sexual experience, I haven't masturbated.
00:08:02.000 Although I did try once after being nagged by friends when I complained I was lonely.
00:08:06.000 But to me, masturbating when lonely is like drinking alcohol when you're sad.
00:08:10.000 It exacerbates the pain.
00:08:12.000 Which is why I drink alcohol when I'm working with Ryan.
00:08:16.000 Ouch.
00:08:19.000 It's not that I don't touch my breasts.
00:08:21.000 They're much nicer now.
00:08:22.000 I've put on a little weight.
00:08:23.000 Or touch between my legs or smell my fingers.
00:08:25.000 I do all that.
00:08:26.000 She talks a lot about gross shit.
00:08:27.000 Like how your pubes are crusty.
00:08:30.000 She talks in this book about how in the... When she was young, everyone reeked.
00:08:37.000 And especially in the 70s with polyester, men didn't wear deodorant until like the mid 80s.
00:08:44.000 So everyone, all British men stank like shit.
00:08:48.000 Can you imagine their foreskins?
00:08:49.000 I don't want to get too graphic, folks, but I have a foreskin and I have a shower every day.
00:08:54.000 I go to the gym.
00:08:56.000 But if I don't treat that area, within 30 hours, we've got some cottage cheese issues.
00:09:02.000 Oh, not cottage cheese.
00:09:04.000 That's a week.
00:09:05.000 But... Ricotta?
00:09:07.000 We have a little bit of ricotta.
00:09:09.000 Nothing wrong with that.
00:09:11.000 A lot wrong with that.
00:09:12.000 I disagree, yeah.
00:09:12.000 Sorry, Dad.
00:09:14.000 Sorry, Dad.
00:09:15.000 I think she's got a couple kids.
00:09:37.000 But you'll notice with punk and all of this, uh, a lot of good art, it comes from suffering and a lot of suffering comes from not having a dad.
00:09:45.000 So Viv had no dad.
00:09:47.000 Sid Vicious had no dad.
00:09:50.000 Uh, Ari Up, the singer of the Slits who we just saw, had no dad until Johnny Rotten stepped in.
00:09:56.000 And the reason we're talking about all this is Johnny Rotten came out as a Trump supporter and I started, I went down the,
00:10:04.000 Deep dive on the background behind that.
00:10:07.000 This fantasy didn't make me want to masturbate.
00:10:09.000 The wolves, I mean.
00:10:10.000 I ran the scenario through my head a couple of times, wrote it down, never had a thought like it again.
00:10:16.000 Honest, please let that old computer I wrote it on be smashed into a million pieces and not lying on its side in a landfill site somewhere, waiting to be dug up and analyzed sometime in the future like Lucy, the Australopithecus fossil.
00:10:30.000 Here we go, then.
00:10:32.000 Genital warts and all.
00:10:34.000 She begins the book.
00:10:36.000 Dang.
00:10:36.000 So pretty.
00:10:39.000 So cool.
00:10:40.000 She's 65 now.
00:10:41.000 She's one of the hottest 65-year-olds I've ever seen.
00:10:46.000 She does little talks.
00:10:49.000 You know this song, Train in Vain by The Clash?
00:10:53.000 That's about her.
00:10:54.000 Because she lived in Shepherds Bush and Mick Jones was kind of an upper middle class Jew and he would take the train from his nice area probably, I don't know, South London to Shepherds Bush and then he'd get there and she wouldn't answer the door because she was mad at him.
00:11:15.000 So he took the train in vain.
00:11:29.000 I've always been very romantic.
00:11:31.000 I remember being like 12 and thinking Cyndi Lauper and Billy Idol should get married and have a baby.
00:11:38.000 Like a matchmaker?
00:11:41.000 Viv Albertine didn't marry until her 30s.
00:11:44.000 She's kind of young.
00:11:44.000 She's 65.
00:11:45.000 Her kid's like 18.
00:11:45.000 What's 65 minus... Hey computer!
00:11:47.000 What's 65 minus 18?
00:11:48.000 65 minus 18 is 47.
00:11:59.000 Holy shit!
00:12:02.000 That's looking late!
00:12:04.000 Even if I've got the numbers slightly off.
00:12:06.000 Maybe she was 45?
00:12:08.000 Look, they could have had kids.
00:12:10.000 Although, Cyndi Lauper has had a very romantic long-term relationship with the guy who was in Time After Time and also had a successful acting career.
00:12:20.000 And is also a gorgeous hunk.
00:12:29.000 Oh, that guy.
00:12:30.000 That guy.
00:12:31.000 He's in a bunch of movies.
00:12:33.000 He's like a character actor.
00:12:34.000 He's like a law and order kind of guy.
00:12:36.000 Like he's a detective.
00:12:38.000 Ooh, Liam Neeson has a new movie out.
00:12:40.000 Nice.
00:12:41.000 Got all the shit you want.
00:12:42.000 Is it action?
00:12:43.000 Yes.
00:12:44.000 Falsely accused.
00:12:46.000 I want to clear my name.
00:12:47.000 I didn't do it.
00:12:49.000 I need to clear my name.
00:12:50.000 I need to clear my name.
00:12:51.000 I've got a certain set of skills.
00:12:53.000 Let my fucking daughter go.
00:12:55.000 I'll rip your balls out.
00:12:57.000 On the phone.
00:12:57.000 Look up the, uh, the trailer for that.
00:12:59.000 It's called Honest Thief.
00:13:01.000 October 16th.
00:13:02.000 What's it?
00:13:03.000 Hey computer, what's the date today?
00:13:07.000 It's Wednesday, October 14th.
00:13:11.000 Two days.
00:13:14.000 It's a home release.
00:13:15.000 These home release movies are pretty expensive.
00:13:18.000 Average around $20, right?
00:13:22.000 I'm so into this movie, I'd pay $22.
00:13:24.000 Damn.
00:13:27.000 Hearing a Scotsman say that, that's like you paying $380.
00:13:30.000 I want to turn myself in.
00:13:35.000 I want to make a deal.
00:13:37.000 What kind of deal?
00:13:38.000 I hand over all the money I stole in exchange for a reduced sentence.
00:13:42.000 It's important.
00:13:43.000 And what's so important about it?
00:13:44.000 I met a woman.
00:13:46.000 I want to be with her for the rest of my life.
00:13:48.000 So you're not anything.
00:13:49.000 Without lying about my past.
00:13:53.000 Special Agent Hall, this is Special Agent Evans.
00:13:55.000 Where's the money?
00:13:59.000 The man is telling the truth.
00:14:01.000 We can take this money for ourselves.
00:14:03.000 Let's do it.
00:14:06.000 Oh, great idea.
00:14:08.000 I'm turning myself in.
00:14:10.000 FBI, open up.
00:14:13.000 Oh, I love it!
00:14:18.000 I love jumping out the window too with the guy.
00:14:20.000 Cops do that.
00:14:21.000 I knew a guy, Willie McAloon, son of the boxer Danny McAloon, who I look like.
00:14:29.000 Um, he was fighting with a perp.
00:14:31.000 Just pause it, pause it.
00:14:32.000 And he's at the top of the stairs and he goes, this is just going to keep going on forever.
00:14:37.000 I'm just going to hurl both of us down the stairs.
00:14:39.000 So he grabs the guy.
00:14:41.000 He's a beast.
00:14:42.000 He looks like an inflated bullfrog.
00:14:43.000 He's like 6'4", like this.
00:14:46.000 And he grabs him and just, he throws both of them down the stairs.
00:14:52.000 Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!
00:14:53.000 They're both knocked unconscious.
00:14:55.000 But he knows, because of the way he threw him, that he threw the perp first.
00:15:00.000 So he's going to be more fucked up than Willie.
00:15:02.000 So Willie wakes up with minor bruises and the other guy's fucking back is destroyed.
00:15:08.000 Yeah.
00:15:14.000 Anyway, so that kind of shit exists.
00:15:16.000 And I just love that, I love that cops and soldiers and people braver than me are making like major risks.
00:15:23.000 Viv Albertine talks about that in her book.
00:15:25.000 She goes, people say I'm a failure because I've had all these catastrophes in my life and my divorce and all this stuff.
00:15:31.000 She goes, I just, I take a lot of risks.
00:15:34.000 So yeah, if you want to list my failures, you're going to see a lot, because I do a lot of stuff.
00:15:39.000 Like a successful entrepreneur, like Donald Trump, you analyze his past, and you're going to see a ton of failures.
00:15:47.000 Because that's what happens when you're out there moving and shaking.
00:15:51.000 Liam Neeson just, his character just jumped off a fucking, jumped out a window.
00:15:56.000 Is that a failure?
00:15:58.000 God, I can't wait to see this!
00:15:59.000 We should watch it together.
00:16:02.000 Nude.
00:16:02.000 And then fuck.
00:16:05.000 That went from good to... Wait, did I say that out loud?
00:16:08.000 All of it.
00:16:09.000 Unless there was more that was grosser.
00:16:10.000 Okay, that was a mistake.
00:16:15.000 Was that an impression?
00:16:16.000 I think they're all impressions.
00:16:18.000 Oh, that's not actually Trump?
00:16:19.000 No, because maybe you can't get the rights to someone's quotes?
00:16:23.000 Oh, maybe.
00:16:24.000 You know what I mean?
00:16:25.000 Like maybe this was said on ABC News or something?
00:16:32.000 Okay, go ahead.
00:16:34.000 By the way, I got these horns to be Horny Mike for a car show we have coming up.
00:16:39.000 They arrive very late.
00:16:42.000 What are they capable of doing to you and me?
00:16:46.000 My girlfriend.
00:16:47.000 She had nothing to do with this.
00:16:49.000 Agent Evans.
00:16:51.000 I'm coming for you.
00:16:52.000 Oh man, it's so taken.
00:16:54.000 Do what you have to do.
00:17:02.000 Knowing how to blow stuff up, that's pretty cool.
00:17:09.000 He's imperfect too, he robbed people before.
00:17:13.000 See, pause the game.
00:17:16.000 Protagonist can have sins, but he has to be redeemable.
00:17:21.000 Like this guy fucked up, he robbed a bank, whatever, he wants to make himself pure again.
00:17:26.000 That's good, that's Christianity.
00:17:28.000 Uncut gems?
00:17:30.000 He's just a scumbag rip-off artist who cheats on his wife and has no intention of improving himself.
00:17:38.000 Why am I watching this?
00:17:39.000 What a shit film.
00:17:41.000 You liked it, right?
00:17:41.000 No, I thought it was very tense.
00:17:43.000 Like, I actually didn't enjoy it.
00:17:44.000 I felt ill after watching it.
00:17:45.000 It was like half a movie.
00:17:47.000 Like, where's the redemption?
00:17:51.000 And, you know, The Sopranos was a movie about a bad guy.
00:17:55.000 But if you have any sophistication whatsoever, you go, oh, this guy's a cocksucker who lets his friends freeze to death because he's banging his goomar.
00:18:06.000 Yeah, he's not good.
00:18:07.000 He's not a good guy, Tony Soprano.
00:18:09.000 Want to screw his nephew's woman?
00:18:12.000 Yeah, in Uncut Gems, you're supposed to like Adam Sandler.
00:18:17.000 Nope.
00:18:21.000 Four.
00:18:22.000 Three.
00:18:25.000 Two.
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00:20:32.000 Round steak.
00:20:33.000 Beef round steak.
00:20:34.000 Packed for Bubba and Hank's beef.
00:20:36.000 Product was prepared from inspected and passed meat.
00:20:39.000 Blah, blah, blah.
00:20:41.000 It's a serving size block party.
00:20:44.000 Net weight 1.87 pounds.
00:20:46.000 Cooked thoroughly.
00:20:47.000 I like to- I like my shit red and raw on the inside.
00:20:49.000 Yep.
00:20:50.000 And destroyed on the outside.
00:20:53.000 Yeah.
00:20:56.000 So anyway, um... Let's jump ahead here.
00:21:01.000 To fuckin'... Uh...
00:21:06.000 Where's Johnny Rotten?
00:21:09.000 I can find it.
00:21:10.000 Holy shit.
00:21:12.000 Oh yeah, here it is.
00:21:13.000 Twelve.
00:21:13.000 One six.
00:21:14.000 Oh, excuse me.
00:21:21.000 Sex pistol Johnny.
00:21:22.000 I used to know a guy, Tony Barber, the guy who dumped me, Tony Buzzcock, because, um, I told him that I'd love to have him at the house, but he couldn't bring his rescue pit bulls because my son is five and right at their eye level.
00:21:36.000 He was brutally offended by that.
00:21:40.000 Um, and that was the end of our friendship.
00:21:42.000 Dogs before dogs.
00:21:44.000 Which is like,
00:21:46.000 Yeah, you can come over, but you can't rape my kids.
00:21:48.000 Actually, no, raping your kids isn't as bad as killing your kids.
00:21:51.000 Because then they're dead, right?
00:21:53.000 So... Like, okay, then I guess we're done.
00:21:56.000 I don't care.
00:21:57.000 I can't come to your house unless I can kill your kids?
00:22:00.000 Sorry, you can't come to my house if you're gonna put my kids in jeopardy.
00:22:04.000 Pretty simple rule that we've had trouble with a few times now.
00:22:08.000 Like with Jail, bringing his gun and starting a fight.
00:22:12.000 Anyway, uh...
00:22:14.000 Tony Buzzcock used to do the sound for Pill.
00:22:18.000 And I said, how do you put up with him like, everything is so serious.
00:22:23.000 The council, they ban our concerts and they take our money.
00:22:28.000 It's like, why does everything have to be so heavy?
00:22:32.000 Oh, Budweiser, the rice beer.
00:22:35.000 The king of beers is the cheapest of beers.
00:22:38.000 And I go, can't he just be himself?
00:22:40.000 And he goes, no, dude, he's like that at all times.
00:22:43.000 He'll be like, oh, coffee, would you like some cream?
00:22:47.000 Aw, the French.
00:22:51.000 Paul Massant.
00:22:53.000 Aw, the French champagne.
00:22:55.000 I will build a great, great wall.
00:22:59.000 Just doing the thing?
00:23:00.000 So, um, yeah, John Lydon has money like me, but he's genetically working class like me, and he recognizes Brexit and Trump are a working class movement, so he's on that side.
00:23:18.000 And, uh, so he's been doing some press recently.
00:23:21.000 Go down a bit.
00:23:24.000 That was, I think... I don't think lockdown is doing any good for anybody.
00:23:29.000 Wrecking an economy is not the smartest move to cure any illness or virus or disease.
00:23:36.000 We're all capable of wearing masks.
00:23:38.000 We're all smart enough not to want to give each other filthy, horrible viruses.
00:23:44.000 Give people the chance to work.
00:23:47.000 Don't just close everything down.
00:23:50.000 This is not Stalin.
00:23:53.000 at work here, but I swear the government's beginning to feel that way.
00:23:57.000 Do we have to hold ourselves responsible at some point in order for a society to exist at all?
00:24:04.000 Already there are rumours flying around that there's an even stronger strain of this Covid or whatever you want to call it, coming down the pipeline.
00:24:16.000 So we might as well just close everything down and collapse.
00:24:20.000 How's it affecting your own industry?
00:24:23.000 Live performances almost seem to be a thing... Yeah, and what bothers me quite a lot, and I don't mean to sound selfish with this, because it directly affects everybody equally, is that I can't function.
00:24:37.000 Live performance was the essence of Public Image Limited and to be denied that...
00:24:43.000 After Vice, I was determined never to be known as the Vice guy for the rest of my life.
00:24:48.000 And I was envious of John Rotten, who became John Lydon.
00:24:52.000 And he had pill.
00:24:53.000 And I go, I need a pill.
00:24:55.000 I want pill.
00:24:56.000 And now, my pill is way bigger than the sex pistols.
00:25:02.000 The president arguing about Proud Boys?
00:25:04.000 Yeah, I don't have to worry about fucking pill anymore.
00:25:09.000 Well, that's crippling us, so no doubt at some point, if that continues, it will kill us off.
00:25:16.000 It will kill off everything.
00:25:18.000 It will kill off all industries.
00:25:20.000 If we can't work, well, us working class are going to get up and do something about that at some point.
00:25:27.000 It seems to me that what the Democrats here in America are promising will be tax hikes beyond belief, more lockdowns, more confusion, more bureaucracy and less answers.
00:25:43.000 You're thinking of voting Republican or not at all?
00:25:46.000 Yes, I am.
00:25:47.000 I'm going to definitely.
00:25:48.000 For Donald Trump?
00:25:50.000 I have seen what Democrats have done to California.
00:25:53.000 They have destroyed this place.
00:25:55.000 Quite hard to imagine John Lydon voting for Donald Trump.
00:25:59.000 I don't know.
00:25:59.000 Many people might think that.
00:26:01.000 Well, he's an individual thinker.
00:26:02.000 I'll give him that for a start.
00:26:04.000 He's not the most lovable fella on God's earth.
00:26:07.000 But I cannot see the opposition as offering me anything by way of a solution.
00:26:14.000 Joe Biden is
00:26:16.000 In all practicality, senile and delinquently senile.
00:26:21.000 My wife has Alzheimer's, I know the symptoms.
00:26:24.000 Okay, I have to say that there's no evidence obviously that Joe Biden is senile, though I take it that that's your opinion.
00:26:30.000 Oh really?
00:26:30.000 Have you seen him talk lately?
00:26:35.000 I can only go on my vast experience seeing as my wife is suffering from Alzheimer's.
00:26:41.000 Like you say, you look after your wife, you're at home, and I guess, in a sense, a carer as well.
00:26:47.000 I mean, this whole COVID thing has thrown a spotlight, I guess, on the role of carers in society.
00:26:54.000 I wonder, you know, whether that's in care homes or at home, I wonder what's your view on that?
00:26:59.000 No, I have a very serious viewpoint on that, and I could never consider putting my lovely wife in a home, at least not at this point, until
00:27:10.000 Became absolutely like the only alternative.
00:27:14.000 But now, looking at what's been going on and the way COVID patients have been pumped and channelled into the old folks' home, it's almost like those places have become death camps, not caring centres.
00:27:27.000 And that absolutely worries me.
00:27:30.000 And so I think I made the right decision in looking after my loved ones.
00:27:35.000 I love her.
00:27:36.000 Aye?
00:27:36.000 And I don't want anything wrong to happen to her.
00:27:39.000 And I don't want her to become the victim of a society that isn't listening to the truth.
00:27:49.000 We're being imprisoned, slowly but surely.
00:27:52.000 How does it affect you and your wife?
00:27:54.000 Far less visitors, less outings, I guess, like everybody.
00:27:59.000 You can't have anything like a social life.
00:28:01.000 How does that affect somebody then who has Alzheimer's?
00:28:04.000 And presumably, the more social interaction they have, the less quickly... Yeah, would be better for them, but here it goes.
00:28:12.000 They need to be stimulated when they have these deficiencies.
00:28:16.000 Dementia, Alzheimer's, senility.
00:28:19.000 You want to talk to people, especially loved ones.
00:28:22.000 Grandkids.
00:28:25.000 Which brings me to the next subject.
00:28:27.000 Entertainment, let's put it that way.
00:28:30.000 It's deeply frustrating for her because she loves to talk, she loves to read, loves watching the news programs because she can read the ticker tapes across the bottom.
00:28:41.000 All of those things.
00:28:42.000 So it's like 24-7 for me to keep her entertained and happy.
00:28:47.000 And I think the clue to it really for long survival is happiness.
00:28:52.000 John, thank you ever so much for your time.
00:28:54.000 It's been brilliant.
00:28:56.000 Sorry to play the whole thing, but I think it's pretty relevant.
00:28:58.000 And there's so much going on there.
00:29:01.000 COVID, big government, he's anarchy in the UK, right?
00:29:05.000 Big government is preventing him from getting his wife, Nora Forster, out there, Forster.
00:29:12.000 She was a German promoter who came from a rich German family, oil money, sorry, newspaper money.
00:29:21.000 And she was 15 years older than him.
00:29:23.000 And she became a show promoter because she was a party chick, just like Viv Albertine.
00:29:28.000 And uh, she had a daughter with some guy who split.
00:29:32.000 Ari Up was her name.
00:29:33.000 And she was the vocalist for the Slits.
00:29:37.000 That's the one we just heard.
00:29:38.000 Heard it through the grapevine.
00:29:41.000 And she got breast cancer.
00:29:42.000 Now the reason I'm wearing this Ja Army shirt is...
00:29:46.000 The Germans love to fetishize black culture, Rastafarianism.
00:29:52.000 Ari got dreads and she was big on Rastaman because white people are evil and Germans are Nazis.
00:30:00.000 And when she got breast cancer, she decided against chemotherapy, having her tits cut off, all the things you can do to breast cancer.
00:30:10.000 Breast cancer, I feel like is similar to prostate cancer in that if you get it early,
00:30:16.000 We're good.
00:30:17.000 You're not going to have the nicest tits in the world, but we're good.
00:30:20.000 But she refused, again and again, therapy.
00:30:24.000 And that pissed off John Lennon.
00:30:25.000 It might have made him a conservative.
00:30:29.000 That's the big part of this.
00:30:31.000 From 1-2.
00:30:33.000 Ariana didn't need to die and that's a very, very tough burden on her mother to know that.
00:30:45.000 She knew she had cancer and she deliberately ignored it and went for lunatic left-wing crackpot theories.
00:30:53.000 And that will kill you stone dead every single time.
00:30:59.000 That's Johnny Rotten with, wait, go to that other picture.
00:31:03.000 That's him with Nora, his wife, before they were husband and wife, when she was just a promoter, and they all treated her like, this was the thing about punk rock, there was no black, white, you know, you treated chicks like fellow dudes.
00:31:18.000 You'd punch them and give them a purple nurple if they farted and didn't save safety.
00:31:23.000 And that's who she was.
00:31:24.000 She said she felt like the Clash and the Sex Pistols were her brothers.
00:31:28.000 And eventually John was like, on the off chance you're interested in a shag, I'm available.
00:31:33.000 And then they've been together ever since.
00:31:35.000 They've been married since 1978.
00:31:36.000 She's, he's 65.
00:31:39.000 She's 80, 79.
00:31:42.000 And she's losing it and COVID isn't helping.
00:31:44.000 But what I really think destroyed her was this shit.
00:31:48.000 This ass-licking of other cultures because you feel guilty about your own.
00:31:52.000 Ethnomazakism.
00:31:54.000 Why was Ari up a Rastafarian?
00:31:56.000 Why was she always wearing... Even in that opening song we just played.
00:32:00.000 Oh no, sorry.
00:32:01.000 Their other big hit, which was a terrible song.
00:32:04.000 Sorry, Viv.
00:32:06.000 Shit song.
00:32:07.000 What was it called?
00:32:08.000 Girls?
00:32:09.000 Typical Girls or something?
00:32:11.000 Bev Albertine is really angry that the slits have been written out of, um, uh, no, it's the video.
00:32:19.000 They're in, like, a pagoda, whatever you call it.
00:32:23.000 Um, she's mad she's been written out- yeah, that's it, that's it, I'm sorry.
00:32:27.000 Out of punk history, and it's like, yeah, you're written out because you guys were terrible.
00:32:30.000 Let's jump into the middle, this song goes on forever, but she's got her big Rasta hat on.
00:32:45.000 That's Viv in the blonde hair.
00:32:47.000 What a catch Viv was.
00:32:48.000 Mick Jones did her, I told you.
00:32:53.000 Anyway, so she refuses, uh, she goes to fucking Jamaica.
00:33:13.000 When she gets breast cancer.
00:33:15.000 And they show her various oils.
00:33:19.000 Ba-da-la-la-la.
00:33:21.000 Play, um, Singers and Players, Dreadlock Soldier.
00:33:25.000 Ba-da-la-la, Dreadlock Soldier.
00:33:28.000 They give her all manner of oils.
00:33:30.000 And they take away from the white man view of medicine, you know.
00:33:35.000 They don't let Babylon close in on the breast cancer.
00:33:41.000 And they use the pomegranate and the marijuana leaf.
00:33:51.000 And they smoke and smoke.
00:33:54.000 And they have ceremonies where they tell the breast cancer, that you go go and vex me so.
00:34:03.000 Leave her tits.
00:34:07.000 Leave them be.
00:34:09.000 Cancer, why you gotta vex them tits?
00:34:11.000 They are from the earth.
00:34:14.000 Go back.
00:34:14.000 I think polystyrene of x-ray specs did the same thing.
00:34:18.000 I've talked about this before.
00:34:19.000 I can't find evidence of that, so hold off before you terrorize your family.
00:34:23.000 But I remember crass Penny Rimbaud got jaw cancer.
00:34:27.000 And Viv Albertine inspired Eve Libertine of Krass fame.
00:34:32.000 And I would stay at their Anarcho farm before Trump.
00:34:35.000 And they now call me, they only speak to my wife and they call me her terror spouse.
00:34:41.000 I'm no longer invited to the Krass farm.
00:34:43.000 But Penny Rimbaud, the drummer, he had fucking jaw cancer and he was doing creams.
00:34:48.000 And I'm like, he goes, I have the top Chinese herbalist in England, who of course is white.
00:34:54.000 Top Asian Chinese herbalist in England,
00:34:58.000 And I'm like, dude, just fucking get it zapped!
00:35:02.000 The only way you can fight cancer is to get it early and fucking blast it with radiation.
00:35:07.000 Creams don't work.
00:35:10.000 But, he's fine.
00:35:12.000 Didn't work for, I guess because it wasn't that serious, or maybe his immune system handled it.
00:35:16.000 I don't believe it was fucking cream.
00:35:18.000 But, um, Ari up dead, polystyrene dead.
00:35:22.000 X-ray specs, you know that.
00:35:23.000 No bondage!
00:35:24.000 Up yours!
00:35:28.000 Anyway, we should wrap it up.
00:35:34.000 And here's another thing, like, she's half Ethiopian.
00:35:37.000 Back in 79, when they were big, no one talked about her as a black punk vocalist.
00:35:43.000 No one had any idea what her race was.
00:35:46.000 They were just like, that's X-Ray Specs.
00:35:50.000 And they just now in retrospect, they talk about blacks and punk and how black polystyrene was and people of color and punk and, ugh, so sick of you fucking not only ruining 2020 with your racial identity politics, but also going back in time and fucking everything up.
00:36:09.000 I watched the Gremlins and then Wayne's World on airheads.
00:36:13.000 And the black guy is the doctor in Gremlins.
00:36:16.000 Remember that?
00:36:17.000 In the first Gremlins, the black doctor, and it's just a doctor, but he's black.
00:36:21.000 And then later on in the 90s when the PC started, stuff like that, every black character was just like, That's racist.
00:36:27.000 It's like their whole character is, that's racist guy.
00:36:30.000 You know, the world is racist.
00:36:31.000 Blacks don't say that.
00:36:32.000 And it dominates their whole character.
00:36:34.000 Now there's no black guy.
00:36:34.000 I'm with blacks every morning.
00:36:36.000 They never say racist.
00:36:37.000 No.
00:36:38.000 I've heard, I've heard, uh, problem with black people is they can't get told when they wrong.
00:36:44.000 I've heard, um, the, I have heard that the, the blue uniform is just a new KKK.
00:36:53.000 They traded in the hoods for blue uniforms.
00:36:56.000 But when you contest that and go, what are you talking about?
00:36:59.000 How many deaths?
00:36:59.000 They immediately go, I don't really fucking know.
00:37:01.000 I was just saying that because that was a thing probably.
00:37:05.000 I thought you liked it.
00:37:07.000 I'm talking about, I'm going through hundreds of hours of conversations and I'm pulling up all the racist shit.
00:37:12.000 That's two.
00:37:13.000 What else?
00:37:15.000 That's about it.
00:37:17.000 And that's ignoring a million, like, I'll knock the chocolate out of you.
00:37:21.000 And you're the only fucking black guy here right now, or you're the only white guy here right now, or you're a fucking white cupcake.
00:37:29.000 By the way, if black people call you a cupcake at the gym, mention that, yeah, I'm the mayor of Cupcakeville and, uh, you eat me, you're going to get diabetes and die.
00:37:39.000 I'll fucking kill you.
00:37:41.000 Not bad.
00:37:42.000 My riffs with Larry Barnes are getting so good.
00:37:44.000 You know what I did the other day?
00:37:45.000 I brought in some of my kids' children's books from when they were babies.
00:37:48.000 You did it?
00:37:49.000 Yeah, I did it.
00:37:50.000 I was like, hey man, which one of these do you like?
00:37:52.000 He's like, what are you talking about?
00:37:54.000 And I go, oh, I was going to read you a bedtime story before I put you to sleep.
00:37:59.000 What did he do?
00:38:00.000 And he's like, you were dope!
00:38:03.000 You were dope!
00:38:05.000 He goes, you talk shit with the best of them.
00:38:07.000 He said, um, he's now bragging about how black people like me.
00:38:11.000 He said, uh, this fuck motherfucker couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
00:38:16.000 But if you heard his shit, you would think he could fight.
00:38:18.000 Not bad.
00:38:21.000 Which hurt.
00:38:22.000 Yes.
00:38:26.000 So we're ending the free part now.
00:38:27.000 We're going into the behind the paywall where we're going to talk about the local news.
00:38:32.000 I'm going to take calls and do doodles.
00:38:34.000 By the way, folks who aren't paying, the new doodle auction is up.
00:38:40.000 Go to censored.tv.
00:38:42.000 Look at the links and you will see
00:38:46.000 Doodles.
00:38:46.000 We're selling all my drawings.
00:38:49.000 We've got John Kinsman's drawings he did in prison, and we have Brian John Spencer's watercolor of me and Ryan as Melania and Baron and Trump.
00:39:01.000 This is like 20 inches by 15 inches.
00:39:05.000 It's a very big watercolor.
00:39:06.000 It's gonna cost me a fucking fortune to ship to you.
00:39:09.000 Please, Australians and Europeans, do not buy that.
00:39:14.000 But there's some great drawings there, including the drawing I did.
00:39:17.000 That's a good one.
00:39:18.000 Magga asses.
00:39:18.000 You can tell poor John is horny as a hoot owl because he's starting to draw naked chicks.
00:39:24.000 Um, but go back to all the other ones.
00:39:29.000 I'm particularly proud of this $10 trillion bill that we drew on the show.
00:39:36.000 It's good.
00:39:37.000 Zim dollar.
00:39:37.000 Okay.
00:39:38.000 I didn't call it that.
00:39:40.000 Anyway folks, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:39:58.000 We're good to go.