Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #7 | I'M A PUSSY

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!

00:00:21.000 Hi guys.

00:00:43.000 That was the Mr. T Experience, Gilman Street.

00:00:50.000 That's about the place, I guess it's Berkeley, where Green Day and all those bands came out of.

00:00:56.000 Rancid.

00:00:57.000 You know, when I was a young man, we scoffed at Rancid as a Clash ripoff. 0.97

00:01:02.000 And now I listen to them and I go, what a bunch of gay little snobs we were. 0.94

00:01:07.000 Oh shoot, I didn't start this with the first sentence. 0.99

00:01:11.000 You want to start now. 1.00

00:01:15.000 I'm a pussy. 1.00

00:01:17.000 I knew today was going to be sparring, and I had nightmares all night. 0.99

00:01:21.000 By the way, you see this thing holding up my computer?

00:01:24.000 I come into the studio, Ryan has my computer face down, and he's washing the bottom of it, thinking he's doing a good thing.

00:01:31.000 I'm helping out.

00:01:32.000 And I go, what are you doing?

00:01:33.000 He goes, it left a black mark whenever you moved your computer, so I'm just washing the bottom of it, so that won't be a problem.

00:01:39.000 And then I pick my computer up, and it falls down now if I don't have this hard drive there.

00:01:43.000 Look at this.

00:01:46.000 Thanks for helping out, guy.

00:01:47.000 Thanks for washing the bottom of something.

00:01:50.000 I do feel bad, but, uh, I meant well.

00:01:53.000 Oh, that's all that matters?

00:01:55.000 It's okay.

00:01:55.000 Yeah.

00:01:56.000 He meant well, folks.

00:01:58.000 So, you can break a $3,000 piece of machinery, as long as your heart's in the right place.

00:02:02.000 I have a fixed heart. 0.99

00:02:03.000 I'm probably wrecking this fucking hard drive by using it as a prop. 0.99

00:02:07.000 We've got to come up with a better solution. 0.97

00:02:08.000 Obviously, you went straight to Amazon and bought me the little crank thing that fixes that problem, right?

00:02:14.000 It's coming.

00:02:15.000 When?

00:02:16.000 Well, check your order on Amazon.

00:02:18.000 Oh, no, no, you don't understand.

00:02:20.000 Oh, so you didn't order it yet?

00:02:21.000 But you think you will?

00:02:21.000 No.

00:02:23.000 I know I will.

00:02:24.000 That's like that Louis C.K.

00:02:25.000 bit where he goes, I was on a plane, I was sitting in first class, and there was a soldier who came on, a Marine, and he has clearly just come back from, you know, Afghanistan, and he thought, I'm gonna get up and give him my seat, because that's just the kind of guy I am.

00:02:37.000 And then he proceeded to feel really good about himself for the duration of the flight, despite not getting up at all.

00:02:43.000 Yeah.

00:02:44.000 He's proud of himself for having that thought.

00:02:47.000 Yeah.

00:02:48.000 I think I'm a good guy because I just, I had that thought. 0.76

00:02:51.000 And I'm not a cunt. 0.93

00:02:53.000 When I was watching his last special, or maybe his couple specials... They can't hear you so good without that microphone thing. 0.96

00:03:00.000 I'm just trying to fix this computer that someone BROKE-A! 1.00

00:03:00.000 I know. 1.00

00:03:03.000 He's just trying to fix this computer that someone BROKE-A! 0.99

00:03:07.000 Now that looks all weird.

00:03:08.000 Jesus, Ryan, you really know how to help out the show, don't you?

00:03:13.000 Um...

00:03:14.000 When I was watching that stand-up and he's talking about how when he beats off on his girl and his daughter's bed because it's his bed and his kids are gone and it's none of their business.

00:03:22.000 I was just watching going, you're gonna get divorced dude. 0.99

00:03:26.000 She's gonna use all this against you. 1.00

00:03:28.000 I think his wife is super rich too, his ex-wife.

00:03:32.000 Can you straighten this TV?

00:03:33.000 It's really bugging me.

00:03:34.000 I can't get into the groove.

00:03:36.000 Having a broken computer doesn't help things. 0.99

00:03:39.000 But yeah, I'm a pussy is the first line. 0.98

00:03:42.000 And I knew we were sparring the day before this guy goes, hey, you want to walk around tomorrow a little bit? 0.99

00:03:47.000 Which means you want to get in the ring and spar.

00:03:49.000 And I just had nightmares all night. 0.94

00:03:52.000 I got too drunk the night before, which is really dumb because a big part of concussions is the lack of water in your brain.

00:04:00.000 And what is a hangover? 0.98

00:04:01.000 A hangover is your body is laundering your Nazi image.

00:04:08.000 Your body is washing your blood.

00:04:10.000 The liver is washing your blood.

00:04:11.000 But you need a lot of water to wash blood.

00:04:13.000 So it gets all the water it can.

00:04:15.000 That's why it's good to drink before you go to bed.

00:04:16.000 But then eventually it goes, I'm out of water.

00:04:18.000 I got to start stealing from other organs and it steals water from your brain to clean your blood.

00:04:23.000 Next thing you know, your brain is dehydrated.

00:04:26.000 And that's, that also means when you get punched, there's less cushion there.

00:04:29.000 There's less moisture.

00:04:30.000 There's less water to, um, there's less water to cushion the blow.

00:04:36.000 So you should hydrate like crazy.

00:04:38.000 I'm telling you something my coach told me 24 hours ago, by the way, and pretending like it's me knowing a lot about boxing.

00:04:44.000 I've known this information for eight hours.

00:04:48.000 That's why you got to hydrate like crazy before a fight.

00:04:52.000 Man, it's hot in here already, dude.

00:04:54.000 I don't think we can make the whole hour.

00:04:55.000 Getting kind of rough.

00:04:56.000 Getting warm.

00:04:57.000 Getting warm.

00:04:57.000 Yeah.

00:05:00.000 And it would be annoying, right, to have a podcast with air conditioning going?

00:05:05.000 We can try it.

00:05:06.000 We can get feedback from people.

00:05:08.000 Oh, that's a great idea.

00:05:09.000 Yeah.

00:05:10.000 Okay, well, let's wait.

00:05:11.000 Let me suffer with the heat a little more.

00:05:13.000 Okay.

00:05:14.000 And then, and then we'll turn on the AC and take calls at the same time and see what the folks at home think.

00:05:22.000 So I fought a giant man who could fight Mike Tyson.

00:05:26.000 And in his case, I don't get fighting giant men.

00:05:32.000 They always go, no, no, you gotta go for the body.

00:05:34.000 Go for the body, get his arms down. 0.97

00:05:35.000 Then you get him in the head. 0.98

00:05:36.000 I can't get him in the head.

00:05:37.000 What are you doing to the screen?

00:05:39.000 Oh, you forgot again.

00:05:40.000 No, no, that's intentional.

00:05:43.000 It's to make people desire signing up so when they see Joe Amell, it's in color.

00:05:47.000 They're like, oh, I kind of like that color show.

00:05:49.000 But only people who are signed up can see this.

00:05:53.000 What's that?

00:05:55.000 Wow. 0.98

00:05:57.000 It's so jarring to see a Japanese face with such a low IQ. 1.00

00:06:02.000 I'm so used to you guys saying, oh, what happens with most electrons is they get stopped by the nucleus of the cell.

00:06:10.000 So that's why the cancer cells are always changing.

00:06:13.000 It's almost impossible to track their behavior because their behavior is not predictable.

00:06:20.000 Hey, people who are signed up to freespeech.tv will see this and go, I gotta sign up to freespeech.tv.

00:06:26.000 I'm LARPing as a Jap.

00:06:28.000 I'm an Hispanic LARPing as a Japanese person.

00:06:31.000 That LARP-Rican. 1.00

00:06:32.000 Yeah.

00:06:34.000 Yes, folks, please go to freespeech.tv and sign up.

00:06:36.000 It's only 10 bucks a month and the content is endless.

00:06:38.000 And here's the fun thing about this site is we've barely begun.

00:06:43.000 We've got, uh,

00:06:45.000 Other people are going to start doing some shows.

00:06:47.000 I'll never stop doing the shows.

00:06:48.000 You'll always get quality G-Dog.

00:06:51.000 But other people are going to start doing shows.

00:06:53.000 And we've got the beta of the app ready.

00:06:56.000 And the app, everyone's been saying, I want to be able to download episodes like I can with the podcast.

00:07:01.000 And background play.

00:07:03.000 And yes, it'll have all of that.

00:07:04.000 So if you just listen to it on the way to work, you'll be able to download the audio, listen to it in your car, and totally rock and roll.

00:07:13.000 Which is tricky though, because once someone can download something, they can share it.

00:07:17.000 Oh, I know.

00:07:18.000 It's like you download it, but you can only hear it within the app.

00:07:21.000 So you download it to part of the app.

00:07:24.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:07:24.000 So that way you could do other things with it and yadda yadda.

00:07:27.000 Thanks, Ryan.

00:07:28.000 So yeah, fought the giant guy.

00:07:30.000 I don't know what to do with them.

00:07:31.000 I cannot get up there.

00:07:32.000 The head is too high up.

00:07:33.000 I hit the body. 0.91

00:07:35.000 But when they're kind of fat, I'm told it hurts them. 0.79

00:07:37.000 I don't feel like it hurts them.

00:07:39.000 Sometimes the...

00:07:40.000 The head will be open.

00:07:42.000 But, I don't know, there's all this stuff they say, like, here's what you do.

00:07:44.000 You pop a jab, fake jab, right?

00:07:46.000 And then you change it into a hook.

00:07:48.000 So when you go to pop the jab, they go to knock it down, your hand's gone and it's circling around for a left hook.

00:07:53.000 That sounds great!

00:07:55.000 Sounds great on paper.

00:07:57.000 When I try it, he gets, hits the fake and hits the, dekes out the left hook.

00:08:03.000 So can't fight him. 0.89

00:08:05.000 Then I fight this black kid who's been boxing regularly. 1.00

00:08:09.000 Like all these guys have records.

00:08:12.000 I don't mean criminal records.

00:08:12.000 I mean like they have 4-0 or 12-10 or something.

00:08:16.000 Like pro fights.

00:08:19.000 Or maybe amateur.

00:08:19.000 So I'm fighting him and he's so confident that he says, do you want me to go Southpaw or Orthodox?

00:08:25.000 I can do both.

00:08:27.000 You don't want to hear that.

00:08:28.000 I guess Orthodox. 0.99

00:08:30.000 And then, I fought this old Irish fuckin' fireman who never gets tired. 1.00

00:08:35.000 Is that all I fought? 0.98

00:08:38.000 You said three people.

00:08:39.000 Yeah.

00:08:40.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:41.000 Wait, did I only fight- I did- definitely did three different guys.

00:08:45.000 Eww.

00:08:46.000 Guys.

00:08:47.000 I did three different guys.

00:08:50.000 So yeah, I had nightmares all night knowing that was coming, but then on the way to the gym I thought, I'm right to be scared.

00:08:56.000 Because one pop to the ribs, your ribs are broken and your life is 5% worse for two months.

00:09:03.000 It's exactly as bad as having shingles.

00:09:06.000 And I know of a friend of my wife, she didn't, uh, take the kids to camp this week cause she had shingles.

00:09:11.000 I'm like shingles.

00:09:12.000 I got shingles all the time.

00:09:13.000 It's called a broken rib.

00:09:15.000 Shingles isn't that bad. 1.00

00:09:17.000 It feels like a, uh, horse, a miniature horseshoe crab is gripping onto your skin.

00:09:23.000 Ew.

00:09:24.000 For a while.

00:09:26.000 We've got new shirts.

00:09:28.000 I like your new sunglasses.

00:09:30.000 We've got more shirts coming, too.

00:09:31.000 Lots is happening with FreeSpeech.TV.

00:09:33.000 But maybe I should just rewind, tell people a brief version of the story again, so you get the context of, I like your new sunglasses.

00:09:42.000 I'll try to keep it short and sweet.

00:09:43.000 This is just, and for those of you familiar with the story, it's like hearing the Stones do Satisfaction.

00:09:48.000 I like your new sunglasses.

00:09:51.000 So wait, how does your story start?

00:09:54.000 What do you mean?

00:09:55.000 Like the first couple of words, like...

00:09:57.000 So I knew this friend of mine, junkie friend of mine. 0.99

00:09:59.000 Junkies are gay. 1.00

00:10:01.000 Woo! 1.00

00:10:01.000 People start going crazy as soon as you start saying that. 1.00

00:10:04.000 Junkies are basically... well Seinfeld is into that.

00:10:06.000 Seinfeld says, I want to hear your greatest hits every time you do a comedy show.

00:10:10.000 Interesting.

00:10:11.000 Yeah, he says a lot of... And Ricky Gervais said, what?

00:10:13.000 So I just keep doing the same jokes and then filtering out like ones that aren't doing well until I'm just... The Stones' greatest hits?

00:10:20.000 Wow.

00:10:20.000 I don't know.

00:10:21.000 I mean, I get it with The Stones.

00:10:22.000 I'd want to hear all the hits.

00:10:24.000 But with a comedian?

00:10:25.000 I don't want to hear the same joke ever again.

00:10:27.000 Yeah.

00:10:28.000 You gotta do a new set every year. 0.77

00:10:30.000 Anyway, so junkies are so... My theory with gays is, like people say, why do they act like that? 1.00

00:10:37.000 Why are they like, hi, what's going on you guys?

00:10:41.000 I have a disturbing theory that that's how we all are deep down. 0.99

00:10:44.000 I don't mean sucking dicks or any of that. 0.99

00:10:46.000 But being really sort of, hey guys, is kind of how we would be if we were totally and utterly self-indulgent. 0.99

00:10:54.000 And the proof is, 0.93

00:10:56.000 When we're wasted, we act kinda gay. 0.96

00:11:00.000 Like, hey man! 0.96

00:11:01.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:11:03.000 Oh my god, you guys are so boring! 0.81

00:11:06.000 It's like, boring police! 0.89

00:11:08.000 You're the mayor of Cupcakeville!

00:11:14.000 Um... Bro, I type in... I google image search gay or junkie and there's you on the first page. 0.98

00:11:21.000 Are you kidding? 0.98

00:11:21.000 No! 0.98

00:11:23.000 That sounds like a joke.

00:11:25.000 It's not.

00:11:26.000 Where am I?

00:11:26.000 Look!

00:11:27.000 There you are!

00:11:27.000 Oh jeez!

00:11:31.000 That is so crazy to me.

00:11:32.000 What site is that?

00:11:34.000 I don't know. 0.98

00:11:35.000 You just type in gay or junkie and then you see... That's like being in the dictionary under gay. 0.99

00:11:41.000 Or junkie. 0.99

00:11:41.000 Dude, you google image gay or junkie, you're on the front page. 0.99

00:11:46.000 That's funny. 0.99

00:11:47.000 I did not expect that.

00:11:48.000 What does my hat say?

00:11:52.000 Let me see. 1.00

00:11:52.000 Says, Osama Bin Laden basically a fucking asshole. 1.00

00:11:56.000 Can't see it right there. 1.00

00:11:57.000 Oh, it says Osama Bin Laden is basically like a fucking asshole. 1.00

00:11:59.000 I remember having that hat made. 1.00

00:12:01.000 Oh, gotcha, gotcha. 0.97

00:12:02.000 I also had a shirt made that had Hitler's face and it said, Jerk! 0.98

00:12:07.000 Nice. 0.96

00:12:08.000 Which you probably couldn't do today.

00:12:10.000 That's probably still offensive somehow.

00:12:12.000 Maybe.

00:12:13.000 Like, did you see that new Taiko Wandanda?

00:12:16.000 That director who did Thor Ragnarok, the Kiwi, Jewish, Polynesian, Maori?

00:12:23.000 He's got this new movie out where he's a...

00:12:26.000 An imaginary friend of a little German kid, and he's Hitler. 0.63

00:12:30.000 And so they're clearly not saying Hitler's cool, but the posters all say, satire!

00:12:35.000 It's satire against hate!

00:12:37.000 Like, on the actual movie poster they have to write, satire against hate!

00:12:41.000 It's an anti-hate movie! 0.99

00:12:43.000 God, we're such pussies. 0.97

00:12:46.000 Yeah, dude, we know, when we saw that Hitler was on a mainstream movie poster, that it was not a pro-Hitler movie. 1.00

00:12:53.000 How did we get so fucking dumb? 0.99

00:12:57.000 Look, an anti-hate satire! 1.00

00:13:00.000 I swear to God, I'm not pro-Hitler!

00:13:02.000 Yeah, we know, dude.

00:13:04.000 Calm down. 0.96

00:13:10.000 White supremacy.

00:13:10.000 I saw a Tucker thing the other day and he did a whole montage of Beto O'Rourke talking about how we have to stop white supremacy and Kamala Harris talking about the latent white supremacy in this country and white supremacy, white supremacy.

00:13:24.000 It's like,

00:13:27.000 207 guys total in a country of, what are we, 360 million?

00:13:33.000 So way less than albino skaters.

00:13:39.000 Okay?

00:13:41.000 If you held a Klan rally anywhere in the world and could guarantee anonymity, sorry, anywhere in America and could guarantee anonymity, and you flew them there, you might get 0.70

00:13:55.000 212?

00:13:56.000 Maybe?

00:13:57.000 A few people show up out of curiosity? 0.98

00:13:59.000 It's not a fucking thing. 0.98

00:14:00.000 It's not natural. 0.99

00:14:02.000 People are too lazy to be racist. 0.97

00:14:05.000 If I meet a cool black guy, what am I going to do? 0.99

00:14:08.000 Deny myself? 0.88

00:14:09.000 Sorry.

00:14:09.000 Hey man!

00:14:11.000 Oh, you like 70's punk and stuff?

00:14:13.000 And you like NWA and you like boxing and you're into the Mets?

00:14:18.000 Yeah?

00:14:18.000 Hey, you're sitting here bored at a bar.

00:14:20.000 Want to talk?

00:14:21.000 No thank you. 0.98

00:14:22.000 I don't talk to blacks. 1.00

00:14:24.000 That's one of my rules. 0.97

00:14:30.000 The next question from the guy would be, why?

00:14:34.000 Hey, I'm a black guy who has a degree in accounting and I can save you guys way more than my salary in tax.

00:14:41.000 So you pay me like 80K, I'll definitely save you 120K.

00:14:45.000 So me walking into this room, you starting to pay me, me becoming an employee here is a $40,000 profit for you.

00:14:52.000 You're 40 grand up and you HR person who hired me, you're going to be in the boss's good books because the 40K I save you in taxes here is just the tip of the iceberg.

00:15:00.000 I'm going to keep saving money.

00:15:02.000 And the guy goes, no, thank you. 0.99

00:15:05.000 We don't hire black people here. 1.00

00:15:06.000 It's one of my rules. 1.00

00:15:09.000 Well, your rules are you're retarded. 1.00

00:15:12.000 And rare. 1.00

00:15:14.000 And archaic.

00:15:15.000 And archaic.

00:15:15.000 I got this Tucker clip, is this?

00:15:17.000 And bizarre.

00:15:18.000 Like, say you're at a dinner party, say everyone's sitting around, getting to know each other, and...

00:15:25.000 Like my gym.

00:15:26.000 Samuel went for a happy hour.

00:15:28.000 And the guy's like, hey, I work in sanitation.

00:15:29.000 Oh, yeah, I'm a lawyer.

00:15:30.000 Oh, that's different.

00:15:31.000 Oh, I'm gay.

00:15:32.000 Oh, okay. 0.91

00:15:34.000 I'm actually in a relationship with two chicks. 1.00

00:15:36.000 We live together. 1.00

00:15:36.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:15:37.000 That's not gonna last! 1.00

00:15:39.000 I'm a racist who hates Jews. 1.00

00:15:43.000 That's the end of the happy hour. 1.00

00:15:45.000 Yeah.

00:15:45.000 No one goes, oh yeah, I've heard of you guys.

00:15:47.000 Yeah, you're really common.

00:15:48.000 Beto O'Rourke, Kamala Harris.

00:15:49.000 Politicians talk about you guys all the time.

00:15:51.000 Apparently you represent about half the country, so I shouldn't be alarmed.

00:15:54.000 You should be considered normal.

00:15:56.000 Like they call half the country a Nazi and deny that being a Nazi is the end of your life, the end of your career, the end of your kid's life.

00:16:07.000 So how could it be so mainstream yet so dangerous?

00:16:12.000 Explain that little hole in the plot.

00:16:15.000 And speaking of holes in the plot, they're talking about Proud Boys on trial right now, Big Jay and Max, and they go, some black dude says, yeah, the people are curious about John, what's his name, Hawkins, forget his name.

00:16:29.000 It's just Big Jay to me. 0.99

00:16:31.000 Black wife and black kids and what happens there the reason that these races sleep with black woman is They see them as a commodity and it shows power over them that they have to have sex with this person so they're like a slave a sex slave and John doesn't just bang his wife. 1.00

00:16:51.000 She's not like locked in a cage a sex cage They are two best pals 1.00

00:16:58.000 They party together. 0.70

00:16:59.000 She told him to join the club.

00:17:01.000 They're friends.

00:17:03.000 I've hung out with them before.

00:17:05.000 They're buddies.

00:17:06.000 It's not, she's not a commodity. 1.00

00:17:07.000 And how demeaning is that to her? 1.00

00:17:09.000 To say, you're just some dumb bitch that doesn't realize she's a sex slave. 1.00

00:17:13.000 They said about my wife too. 1.00

00:17:14.000 They said, uh, it's a commodification.

00:17:17.000 It's very complicated. 0.90

00:17:18.000 And it's weird because you go, this guy's a racist. 0.96

00:17:21.000 Oh, he's married to a black woman or he's married to American Indian. 0.96

00:17:24.000 I guess my theory is wrong.

00:17:26.000 They go, it's actually, my theory just became more complicated.

00:17:26.000 No, they don't do that.

00:17:30.000 Now, my theory is that these guys commodify women of color. 0.82

00:17:35.000 As some sort of trophies.

00:17:37.000 Like a hunting trophy.

00:17:39.000 You know, they say the same thing about Owen Benjamin and his wife.

00:17:41.000 They say she's held captive and he's forcing her to make babies.

00:17:46.000 It's just... That's a major crime!

00:17:49.000 That's what?

00:17:50.000 Sex trafficking?

00:17:51.000 Kidnapping? 0.95

00:17:52.000 Yeah, kid making.

00:17:53.000 Kid force having. 0.96

00:17:56.000 It's just ridiculous. 0.98

00:17:57.000 So no matter, you know, wives of color or not. 0.98

00:18:01.000 It's just not very scientific.

00:18:02.000 If you have a theory in science and the experiment goes the wrong way, you go, oh, that's funny.

00:18:09.000 I thought bacteria couldn't survive in stomach acid.

00:18:14.000 Yes, it can.

00:18:15.000 Oh, okay.

00:18:15.000 So ulcers exist.

00:18:16.000 That's how they discovered ulcers.

00:18:17.000 It was actually an accident.

00:18:19.000 They said, well, it can't be a bacteria that's causing this hole in their stomach because it wouldn't be able to survive the stomach acid. 0.75

00:18:25.000 And then the guy put the bacteria in stomach acid in a Petri dish.

00:18:29.000 I think it was Australian.

00:18:30.000 I think he was an Australian Scot.

00:18:32.000 Everyone was Scottish who invented something.

00:18:35.000 And he left the petri dish there over the weekend.

00:18:38.000 And then he ended up having to take that the next couple days off.

00:18:41.000 His kid was sick.

00:18:42.000 Had an ulcer. 1.00

00:18:43.000 And then he came back and the bacteria was still alive in the stomach acid and he went, holy shit! 0.99

00:18:50.000 An ulcer is bacteria. 0.99

00:18:52.000 It just can survive stomach acid. 0.99

00:18:54.000 Who knew?

00:18:55.000 And that changed, we stopped having the operation where you sew up the hole, now you take pills and kill the bacteria.

00:19:01.000 Take antibiotics.

00:19:02.000 Nice.

00:19:04.000 So, but that's not the way the left works with their accusations.

00:19:07.000 They come back, they see the bacteria is still alive in the stomach acid and they just take a fork and kill it.

00:19:14.000 There we go, I'm right.

00:19:15.000 I'm still right.

00:19:17.000 I win.

00:19:18.000 Show me the race montage.

00:19:21.000 Oh I don't think that was the montage, that was um, here let me see.

00:19:25.000 It's him just saying white supremacy is a hoax.

00:19:27.000 If you were to assemble a list, a hierarchy of concerns, of problems this country faces, where would white supremacy be on the list?

00:19:35.000 Right up there with Russia. 0.84

00:19:36.000 Number a million.

00:19:37.000 It's actually not a real problem in America.

00:19:40.000 The combined membership of every white supremacist organization in this country, would they be able to fit inside a college football stadium?

00:19:46.000 No way!

00:19:47.000 This is a country where the average person is getting poorer, where the suicide rate is spiking. 0.99

00:19:54.000 White supremacy, that's the problem. 0.95

00:19:55.000 This is a hoax. 0.98

00:19:57.000 Just like the Russia hoax.

00:19:58.000 It's a conspiracy theory used to divide the country.

00:20:02.000 And keep a hold on power.

00:20:03.000 That's exactly what's going on.

00:20:04.000 Yes.

00:20:05.000 And it's also used to silence your opponents.

00:20:07.000 Like, they call me that, so I'll get out of their hair and get banned from social media and I can't defend myself or argue with them.

00:20:13.000 And then, because I'm out of the argument, people can slowly pollute the minds of your friends, like Joe Rogan the other day.

00:20:20.000 Sounds like he's getting un-pilled.

00:20:23.000 Where he's like, maybe Gavin is Satan.

00:20:26.000 I don't know.

00:20:26.000 I just had him on my show.

00:20:27.000 I thought he was a funny guy.

00:20:29.000 Like, I've hung out with Joe a bunch of times.

00:20:31.000 He's got me tickets for fights.

00:20:32.000 I've gone backstage with him at comedy shows.

00:20:35.000 So he knows who I am.

00:20:37.000 But I can't communicate with him.

00:20:38.000 We used to talk by Twitter.

00:20:39.000 And now he's got all these other little Rasputins in his ear.

00:20:42.000 And he's like, maybe he is trying to launder his evil image.

00:20:46.000 Maybe he's not a badass, man. 0.90

00:20:48.000 Maybe he's just a bad. 0.96

00:20:50.000 Man.

00:20:50.000 All of these lies they say about anyone who isn't alt-left, they're all about control.

00:20:56.000 It's not about the truth. 1.00

00:20:57.000 That's why when they see John has a black wife and black kids, they don't go, oh shit. 1.00

00:21:01.000 They don't give a shit about John. 1.00

00:21:03.000 They know he's not racist. 0.99

00:21:04.000 That's not what it's about.

00:21:05.000 It's about depersoning someone.

00:21:07.000 Anyway, I'm getting too political.

00:21:13.000 You should put the calls on the screen.

00:21:14.000 Let's try- You have a couple.

00:21:15.000 Let's try putting on the AC.

00:21:17.000 Okay.

00:21:18.000 And see how much it annoys people.

00:21:20.000 According to the AC, it's only 74 in here.

00:21:26.000 What are we, Eskimos?

00:21:28.000 I'm going to try pointing the mic away from the AC.

00:21:32.000 You want to take a call from Brett?

00:21:34.000 Sure, let's take a call from Brett.

00:21:37.000 Hey there, Brett.

00:21:38.000 Uhuru! 1.00

00:21:39.000 Uhuru! 1.00

00:21:40.000 I can't hear him.

00:21:41.000 Hey.

00:21:43.000 Hi, Brett, how you doing?

00:21:44.000 Hey, good, how are you guys doing?

00:21:48.000 Great, great.

00:21:50.000 I wanted to talk about that shooting. 0.99

00:21:53.000 Dude, that manifesto is so fucking weird. 0.97

00:21:56.000 Did you read that? 0.99

00:21:58.000 Is this the El Paso Walmart racist guy or the Antifa guy?

00:22:03.000 Yeah.

00:22:04.000 Yeah, it was about the El Paso.

00:22:06.000 It was literally the exact same thing as the Christ Church shooter.

00:22:13.000 Oh really? 0.99

00:22:13.000 Same kind of Muslims are invading, Mexicans are a problem? 0.99

00:22:19.000 Mexicans are a problem, right. 1.00

00:22:20.000 But he just exchanged the Mexican for the Muslims, or the Muslims for the Mexicans. 0.99

00:22:25.000 But I don't think that people understand that he wasn't a white supremacist. 0.77

00:22:30.000 He didn't say anything about whites being better than a certain race.

00:22:34.000 He just is crazy about, what is that called, that Yang Theory.

00:22:38.000 You know what I'm talking about?

00:22:39.000 With the corporation?

00:22:40.000 No. 0.96

00:22:44.000 No, it's about like corporations are going to take over and shit like that, and they're doing something to the environment, and all our jobs are going to be taken over by robots. 0.88

00:22:54.000 Yeah, so he's like an anti-globalist guy. 0.91

00:22:56.000 Yeah, every time there's any kind of similarity on the right, like, oh, this guy is anti-globalist, so are Nazis, ergo, they're the same person. 0.89

00:23:05.000 He's a Nazi. 0.78

00:23:08.000 Right, but he didn't even sound right-wing.

00:23:11.000 He was pro-UBI, like universal basic income and universal health care.

00:23:16.000 How is that a right-wing idea?

00:23:18.000 That's interesting.

00:23:19.000 You know, the mosque shooter in Quebec was also really worried about the environment and the world's water supply, but no one pinned environmentalists to him.

00:23:32.000 So weird.

00:23:33.000 I think they call themselves, like, eco-fascists or something.

00:23:37.000 All right, we're going to read it out here.

00:23:38.000 Thanks for calling.

00:23:39.000 This is from the guy's manifesto, all right?

00:23:41.000 Wait a minute.

00:23:42.000 So that one party, of course, was the Democratic Party.

00:23:46.000 Although, we are talking about Crusius, right?

00:24:03.000 Has anyone read the El Paso Manifesto?

00:24:04.000 Yes.

00:24:06.000 Although Cruz had little use for Republicans, he was most angry about what he had seen in the recent Democratic presidential debates.

00:24:13.000 They intend to use open borders, free health care for illegals, citizenship and more to enact a political coup by importing and legalizing millions of new voters.

00:24:20.000 So he's an anti-DNC guy.

00:24:22.000 With policies like these, the Hispanic support for Democrats will likely become nearly unanimous in the future. 0.84

00:24:27.000 The heavy Hispanic population will make Texas a stronghold.

00:24:31.000 Losing Texas and a few other states with heavy Hispanic population to the Democrats is all it would take for them to win nearly every presidential election. 0.97

00:24:39.000 Although the Republican Party is also terrible, many factions within the Republican Party are pro-corporation.

00:24:45.000 Pro-corporation equals pro-immigration. 0.81

00:24:47.000 So he's against Republicans, too.

00:24:49.000 He's against corporations.

00:24:50.000 This guy's all over the map, politically.

00:24:52.000 The caller is right.

00:24:55.000 Also, callers at home, how are we doing with this AC?

00:24:58.000 Is it bothering you?

00:25:00.000 Well, we could ask Tom.

00:25:03.000 Can you get me a drink?

00:25:04.000 I'm a little parched.

00:25:05.000 Sure.

00:25:05.000 Hey, Tom, you're on.

00:25:09.000 Hey Gavin, uh, I just wanted to talk about, I've seen a, uh, thing where the blue state had voted to, uh, give their electoral college vote the popular vote winner. 0.70

00:25:21.000 And I'm just picturing all the blue states pulling their fucking hair out when Trump wins the popular vote in 2020.

00:25:28.000 It kind of writes itself, but I figured you guys could talk about that. 1.00

00:25:31.000 Yeah, do you remember before, during the election, they said, hey, don't go bitching about the fucking Electoral College when you lose, bitch, because that's un-American. 1.00

00:25:41.000 And then Trump won and they went, we've got to question the Electoral College. 0.99

00:25:45.000 I'm not sure that works.

00:25:46.000 Remember that super lame commercial Bob Odenkirk and all these other famous people did?

00:25:53.000 What's the word I'm looking for?

00:25:55.000 Imploring the Electoral College voters not to go with their district's vote?

00:26:02.000 Anyway, this is getting too political.

00:26:04.000 Let's go.

00:26:04.000 Who's next?

00:26:06.000 We got... Cold.

00:26:09.000 The Mets are Milo.

00:26:11.000 Something about Milo Mets.

00:26:12.000 What is better than Gatorade? 1.00

00:26:14.000 Holy shit! 1.00

00:26:16.000 It's... I know how vampires feel when they drink blood. 1.00

00:26:19.000 The way it just... it cools you down when it's super cold and you just feel... I know I sound like I'm an idiocracy, but you feel the electrolytes going into your fucking veins. 1.00

00:26:30.000 Possible. 0.99

00:26:32.000 I feel like Electro now. 0.99

00:26:34.000 Oh shit. 0.99

00:26:35.000 Well, Cole, you're on the line with Electro Gav. 1.00

00:26:42.000 Cole, don't make it happen.

00:26:42.000 He's there, he's just super shy.

00:26:45.000 Hello?

00:26:47.000 Come on, buddy.

00:26:48.000 Come on, you can do it.

00:26:51.000 Hey.

00:26:52.000 Hey.

00:26:52.000 Gavin.

00:26:53.000 Yep. 1.00

00:26:54.000 Who sucks more cock, Milo or the Mets? 1.00

00:26:59.000 Uh, I think you're talking about a Mets from maybe two weeks ago? 0.99

00:27:03.000 Because the Mets of the past two weeks, I don't know what their winning streak is, but what is it, nine games?

00:27:09.000 Did we win last night?

00:27:12.000 We almost have the wild card, my friend.

00:27:14.000 I think we're two games away from a wild card.

00:27:16.000 I'm just looking at some games here.

00:27:17.000 I'm seeing Mets 13, Pirates 2, Marlins 2, Mets 6, Marlins 0, Mets 5, 5-4 Mets with the Marlins.

00:27:26.000 The Nationals is tomorrow, but I just see nothing but winning, my friend.

00:27:31.000 Well, he's gone.

00:27:33.000 See, that's the thing about sports, guys.

00:27:35.000 I'm new to sports.

00:27:37.000 And I guess I'm coming at it from more of a cultural thing.

00:27:40.000 They don't want to get into the nitty gritty. 1.00

00:27:41.000 They just want to say, fuck you. 1.00

00:27:43.000 And boy, do they say that to the Mets a lot. 1.00

00:27:47.000 I was leaving a pub the other day.

00:27:48.000 This old drunk guy, he's maybe 65. 1.00

00:27:51.000 I could kill him with one punch. 1.00

00:27:53.000 And I'm wearing a Mets jacket. 0.99

00:27:55.000 And he says, you will not see the Mets win a World Series in your lifetime.

00:28:01.000 And I just laughed, because it's probably true.

00:28:03.000 But later I thought, wait, was he trying to pick a fight with me? 1.00

00:28:07.000 Like, was that a fuck you? 1.00

00:28:09.000 It's kind of direct. 1.00

00:28:12.000 We are the punching bag.

00:28:16.000 We got Devin about Trump Derangement Syndrome, I believe.

00:28:20.000 But it actually says, From Arrangement Syndrome.

00:28:26.000 Trump Derangement Syndrome.

00:28:27.000 Guys, I think I caught a new

00:28:30.000 So um...

00:28:57.000 Sorry, I'm just hearing a lot of echo.

00:28:59.000 Devin, yeah, you getting that echo there?

00:29:00.000 This is getting annoying, dude.

00:29:02.000 What are you doing?

00:29:02.000 It's not his fault.

00:29:03.000 Hold on one second.

00:29:04.000 Stay with me.

00:29:06.000 Alright, how about- Alright, try- Are you hearing an echo?

00:29:08.000 How about now?

00:29:11.000 Yeah, I've been hearing an echo.

00:29:12.000 It's brutal.

00:29:14.000 Ah, that's why everyone sounds so weird.

00:29:16.000 We didn't test it out before.

00:29:17.000 Uh, how you doing now?

00:29:20.000 Better?

00:29:20.000 Yeah.

00:29:24.000 It's gone, right?

00:29:24.000 The echo?

00:29:25.000 No.

00:29:27.000 The echo's gone.

00:29:27.000 We fixed it.

00:29:28.000 Okay, great.

00:29:28.000 It's better.

00:29:29.000 I don't think Trump was anti-death penalty.

00:29:31.000 Didn't he call to bring back the death penalty for the Central Park Five?

00:29:35.000 Well, he is calling for, you know, these mass shooters that are going in and blowing up a bunch of kids and whatever.

00:29:45.000 He's calling for the death penalty right away for them. 0.80

00:29:49.000 Yeah.

00:29:50.000 Okay, so what's your point?

00:29:51.000 That Trump's deranged because he changed his mind on a bunch of stuff? 1.00

00:29:56.000 No no, I caught the Trump shit in reverse. 1.00

00:30:00.000 I used to be anti all this shit. 1.00

00:30:07.000 We gotta hang up on you, dude. 1.00

00:30:09.000 I can't hear you. 0.91

00:30:09.000 Hang up. 0.91

00:30:10.000 It's just a service issue at this point.

00:30:12.000 Okay, turn it off.

00:30:13.000 Sorry, sir.

00:30:13.000 We gotta fix everything here.

00:30:15.000 I'm not sitting on a show with people who sound like they're calling from Mars.

00:30:19.000 That one was a service thing, I believe.

00:30:21.000 Because then the echo stopped.

00:30:22.000 You sounded great for a while. 1.00

00:30:24.000 If we have one more shitty call, I want you to shut down the whole fucking thing. 0.99

00:30:27.000 I don't mean this episode. 0.99

00:30:29.000 We still have to live, but you have to quit that and restart it.

00:30:32.000 Alright, Gabriel.

00:30:35.000 Hi, Gabriel.

00:30:36.000 Hey Gav, so a while back you had a podcast and you asked the viewers if we have any controversial opinions and here's mine.

00:30:50.000 My friends give me crap because I will bring in a cup of soda or whatever I'm drinking while I'm going to the bathroom. 0.78

00:30:58.000 And they'll say that apparently, when you flush the toilet, there's like little poo-poo particles, like little shit particles, that'll like land in your cup and on your straw. 1.00

00:31:07.000 And I think that's bullshit. 1.00

00:31:09.000 Everybody gives me crap about it. 1.00

00:31:10.000 Everybody says that's disgusting and that's bad. 1.00

00:31:13.000 Here's why I think it's bullshit. 1.00

00:31:15.000 A, if that were true, everybody would have pinkeye. 1.00

00:31:17.000 You would have pinkeye.

00:31:18.000 Ryguy would definitely have pinkeye. 1.00

00:31:20.000 He's a shit-eater. 1.00

00:31:21.000 And on top of that, why would we allow our toothbrushes to be in the bathroom? 1.00

00:31:27.000 That's a brilliant point.

00:31:27.000 You get the poo-poo particles all over your toothbrush and then put it in your mouth.

00:31:31.000 Yeah, and when you bring in your drink into the bathroom, those are your own poo-poo particles. 0.99

00:31:37.000 Those toothbrushes that are sitting there, they get every single family members and some fat guests, all of their poo-poo particles is on your toothbrush, so your toothbrush would look like someone just shoved it up their ass. 0.99

00:31:50.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.98

00:31:52.000 Now, you can't deny though that if the bathroom stinks, that it's poo-poo particles that you're getting up your nose.

00:32:02.000 Oh, that's for sure, that's for sure.

00:32:03.000 But my contention would be that these poo-poo particles are so infinitesimally small that it's totally irrelevant. 0.74

00:32:12.000 And you walking down the street, you're eating all kinds of disgusting stuff. 0.84

00:32:16.000 You better have a... If you have AIDS and you don't have an immune system, then yeah. 0.99

00:32:21.000 But we're all inhaling shit and dust and... 1.00

00:32:24.000 Yeah, yeah I do it 0.99

00:32:44.000 Well, I do a lot of work on the road, so I have to go to fast food spots.

00:32:51.000 So if I have to take a dump before I'm going to go, I'm not going to throw away my cup.

00:32:56.000 And you have nowhere to put it?

00:33:00.000 Right.

00:33:00.000 Unless I want to throw it in the truck and then come back inside to take a dump.

00:33:05.000 Yeah.

00:33:06.000 Okay.

00:33:06.000 You won this one, caller.

00:33:08.000 Thanks for calling.

00:33:08.000 You're right.

00:33:09.000 And in that situation, it's totally reasonable to bring a soda into the bathroom.

00:33:16.000 Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Mark Costanza brought a book into the bathroom and they wouldn't let him return it?

00:33:23.000 I'm not familiar with a Mark Costanza.

00:33:25.000 Oh, what's his name?

00:33:26.000 George Costanza?

00:33:26.000 Yes.

00:33:27.000 Mark Costanza, I think, is the name of the guy who was in that Steel Years Sunshine.

00:33:32.000 Oh, okay.

00:33:32.000 Len.

00:33:33.000 I was lying on the back and stuff.

00:33:34.000 Yeah, Len.

00:33:36.000 I'm buddies with that guy, you know?

00:33:37.000 I heard.

00:33:38.000 He used to deliver Vice back when Vice was newsprint.

00:33:42.000 I would get some complaints about Toronto.

00:33:44.000 They say, your vice is not really around very much.

00:33:46.000 And I go, really? 1.00

00:33:46.000 Shit. 1.00

00:33:47.000 Maybe Mark's not doing a good job. 1.00

00:33:49.000 I go to his house, and I look in his garage.

00:33:52.000 He has a couch, a coffee table, and two armchairs made of vice.

00:33:58.000 And then remember that you found that other one?

00:34:00.000 Where it was?

00:34:01.000 It was lying on the grass!

00:34:05.000 Anyway, back to my cool story.

00:34:07.000 He was using them like Lego to build furniture.

00:34:10.000 So he had a coffee... Like, a coffee table was about ten bundles.

00:34:16.000 And then the couch had arms and a back and everything.

00:34:18.000 It's more expensive than an actual couch, possibly. 1.00

00:34:21.000 It's friggin' printing shit. 1.00

00:34:27.000 Oh my god! 1.00

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00:34:40.000 We got Sal from Cleveland.

00:34:42.000 What's up, Sal?

00:34:43.000 Sal, Cleveland.

00:34:45.000 Hey, man.

00:34:46.000 Hey.

00:34:47.000 What's up, guys? 0.54

00:34:48.000 Real quick, first of all, fuckin' off the record rules, it's probably worth the price of the subscription alone because 0.78

00:34:55.000 Like you had you have actually culture like a lot of political opponents don't so that's you've done some shit and listened to some music so I watched that all the time and I loved it especially the one where you bought a record and it was terrible and you remembered it like 30 years later. 0.89

00:35:07.000 Yeah I don't know what that was doing in the collection.

00:35:09.000 We're going to be recording a bunch more of those and and putting them up over the holidays.

00:35:13.000 I'm going to Breezy Point so we're going to have some banked episodes next week and then we're going to shoot live from Breezy Point but those will be short so we'll put up lots of other

00:35:22.000 Free speech presents and off the records so you don't feel ripped off. 0.99

00:35:28.000 Well, kind of on the back of that, I was just curious if you even commented on this but all the weird kind of music controversy around Morrissey and like Johnny Marr and Billy Bragg kind of coming out and being like, you know, you're a pile of shit because you live in an area that's probably overtaken by Muslims. 1.00

00:35:43.000 Everybody rewriting history about ever having listened to The Smiths at all. 0.77

00:35:46.000 My friends were like, I don't even like Morrissey.

00:35:48.000 And I'm like, dude, we spent two full summers listening to that band.

00:35:51.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:35:53.000 So Billy Bragg stabbed Morrissey in the back?

00:35:58.000 Dude, all the British, like, post-punk, kind of, like, weird post-goth musicians are coming out and being like, yeah, Morrissey wore a pin that's, like, slightly right-wing, and I think he's kind of associated with a group that's really not so kind to Muslims, or at least noticing the fact that they're overtaking neighborhoods and becoming a problem. 1.00

00:36:15.000 Like, you know, normal shit, but... You know, Billy Bragg... 0.95

00:36:18.000 Billy Bragg lives in a big, beautiful mansion in the south of England. 1.00

00:36:22.000 He will never see any Muslims.

00:36:24.000 These guys don't go to Birmingham or Luton or Rotherham, where they range from 10 to 60 percent of the population.

00:36:34.000 Birmingham is unrecognizable.

00:36:36.000 If Ozzy Osbourne would go back there, he wouldn't know if he was in Lahore, Pakistan or Birmingham, England.

00:36:41.000 Birmingham is gone.

00:36:43.000 And all Morrissey's done is recognize that.

00:36:47.000 Morrissey never changed.

00:36:48.000 Back in, right when he first left the Smiths, he would always drape himself in a British flag.

00:36:54.000 He's always been a British nationalist. 1.00

00:36:58.000 The guy's a homo, for fuck's sake. 1.00

00:37:00.000 Yeah, I just think the goalpost of moves like this, what it means to be a nationalist, like, sort of changed. 1.00

00:37:04.000 And he didn't, kind of like you, in a way. 0.57

00:37:07.000 And even Johnny Mara's kind of shitting all over him, although they haven't been friends in a long time anyway. 0.94

00:37:11.000 But it just sucks to see that, like, people I know are, like, rewriting my own personal history about listening to The Smiths. 0.95

00:37:16.000 I'm like, dude, you've liked The Smiths your whole life.

00:37:18.000 What are you talking about?

00:37:19.000 That's really irritating, and they're not looking at what Morrissey actually said.

00:37:22.000 That's one, that's my biggest pet peeve, I gotta say, is anyone being disloyal.

00:37:27.000 That really makes me sick to my stomach.

00:37:30.000 Thanks for calling, buddy. 1.00

00:37:32.000 That's also why I monitor Joe Rogan so closely, because he's a guy who knows who I am, and he's getting pressure to stab me in the back, and I'm watching him like a hawk, going, are you a fucker? 1.00

00:37:41.000 Are you one of them? 0.99

00:37:42.000 Because you don't seem like... Anthony Kumi, on the other hand, is someone who wouldn't stab you in the back for all the tea in China.

00:37:48.000 You're right.

00:37:49.000 Like, that's just not in his...

00:37:51.000 I think Joe's a little concerned, you know, because he knows he's next, so.

00:37:55.000 Yeah.

00:37:56.000 But it's just not going to work.

00:37:57.000 We said this on another episode.

00:37:59.000 Mark my words, Joe Rogan is next.

00:38:03.000 If you're not alt-left, you're alt-right, according to the liberals today.

00:38:07.000 They already threw Jordan Peterson in the fire for daring to have an open discussion.

00:38:11.000 He's a liberal.

00:38:12.000 They've already thrown Dave Rubin in the fire for daring to have an open discussion.

00:38:16.000 He's a liberal.

00:38:17.000 And Joe Rogan is next.

00:38:18.000 You're not allowed to be open-minded.

00:38:20.000 You have to be alt-left.

00:38:23.000 Even if you want to be in politics, look at the Goon Squad, Cortez and all them.

00:38:29.000 They are radicals.

00:38:30.000 They hate Pelosi, they hate Biden.

00:38:33.000 Oh, you know who else is next?

00:38:34.000 I was talking about this with Glenn Beck.

00:38:37.000 Martin Luther King.

00:38:38.000 Wow.

00:38:39.000 Yeah.

00:38:39.000 He's too open-minded.

00:38:41.000 He's too, we're all God's children.

00:38:43.000 No, no, no, no.

00:38:44.000 It's not identity politics.

00:38:46.000 You have to be identity politics.

00:38:48.000 By the way, speaking of Billy Bragg, did I ever tell you the story about my dad dropping me off on the highway?

00:38:54.000 No, I don't think I've heard that one.

00:38:55.000 I like Billy Bragg.

00:38:56.000 I hate his politics, but I've met him a couple times and I love his music.

00:39:00.000 And I don't, it doesn't affect me. 0.99

00:39:01.000 Like Michael Jackson, that's kind of hard to listen and not think of someone fucking a child. 0.94

00:39:07.000 But Billy Bragg, he's not a political person, you know. 0.98

00:39:12.000 He was a street busker who did love songs.

00:39:16.000 And then The Clash came out and he thought, I want to be political.

00:39:20.000 And he became an irritating socialist.

00:39:23.000 But he's a good person. 1.00

00:39:24.000 Look at him with Jeremy Corbyn, the fucking Palestinian fuck. 1.00

00:39:28.000 Is that him? 1.00

00:39:29.000 Yeah.

00:39:29.000 Jeremy Corbyn?

00:39:30.000 Billy Bragg blames the Jews. 0.84

00:39:32.000 Way to go, Billy. 1.00

00:39:34.000 You're so left-wing, you're fucking a Nazi. 1.00

00:39:37.000 Wow, yeah. 1.00

00:39:40.000 Death to cynicism.

00:39:41.000 Is that an oxymoron?

00:39:43.000 Death to cynicism.

00:39:47.000 What a pretentious thing to say.

00:39:50.000 So he was doing an interview and I could hear it in the car and I'm in the back seat.

00:39:55.000 I guess because we had a hierarchy there.

00:39:56.000 It's an interesting hierarchy, by the way, with seats.

00:39:59.000 Your mom, your dad, and you.

00:40:02.000 Like, now that I'm 49, if my dad and my mom and I were in the car, I think I would sit in the front, mom would sit in the back.

00:40:09.000 Right?

00:40:10.000 Wow, absolutely.

00:40:11.000 But a five-year-old, obviously mom and dad are in the front and the kid's in the back.

00:40:14.000 18, 19, meh.

00:40:18.000 Ooh.

00:40:19.000 Wait, this is weird.

00:40:19.000 Who sits in the passenger seat when the boy is 19?

00:40:21.000 Wait, that's weird, dude.

00:40:23.000 So is it, like, the woman's only sitting in the front because it's just not a man yet, and once it's a man, she's held the spot, and now he's sitting in the front?

00:40:31.000 Yeah.

00:40:31.000 Wow.

00:40:32.000 Interesting.

00:40:32.000 You know, like baby boomers, they would feed the eldest, especially if they were working on a farm, the eldest boy got to eat first.

00:40:41.000 And he got all the food and then the other girls and everyone else can have the scraps. 0.99

00:40:45.000 So the hierarchy of food, which of course developed all this animosity from like the youngest girl who gets a third of a potato as the eldest boy is just digging into a steak.

00:40:54.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.86

00:40:55.000 Yes, I am conceding that there's sexism and racism a long fucking time ago. 0.81

00:41:00.000 I'm talking about the 50s and 60s. 0.98

00:41:01.000 You have an argument, you lunatics, if we're talking about the 50s and the 60s. 0.89

00:41:04.000 Not 2019! 0.90

00:41:08.000 Anyway, so I'm in the backseat because I'm 18, and we're driving along.

00:41:13.000 I was visiting my folks out in the burbs, but I had moved out, and I lived in a punk house in downtown.

00:41:19.000 And I hear Billy Bragg on the radio, and he's like, well, I've been up all night moving a goalpost because I like to stab my friends in the back, and in about 20 years, I'm going to stab Morrissey in the back, even though he's never really changed his views.

00:41:31.000 He's a nationalist, vegan, gay, and that's considered right-wing in this coming up.

00:41:37.000 We're good to go. 0.96

00:41:55.000 In the gravel.

00:41:56.000 Rocks going everywhere.

00:41:58.000 Like he got off the highway way too soon.

00:42:00.000 There was no slowing down.

00:42:02.000 It was exactly as though, like say someone dropped a cinder block through your windshield from a bridge.

00:42:08.000 The way you would get off the highway right after that instead of like slowing down.

00:42:12.000 That's exactly what he did and he goes, GET OUT!

00:42:15.000 So I got out on a four-lane highway.

00:42:20.000 You're sentenced to death. 1.00

00:42:21.000 He tried to kill me for calling him an asshole, and he is an asshole. 1.00

00:42:26.000 That's kind of an asshole move. 1.00

00:42:27.000 And it was, there was four lanes this way, but four lanes that way, and there was like a farmer's field or two, and then a mall where I could get a bus. 1.00

00:42:35.000 Wow. 0.99

00:42:35.000 So I had to cross eight fucking lanes. 0.99

00:42:38.000 Oh, he left. 1.00

00:42:40.000 He departed you.

00:42:41.000 Yes, he said get out, and then I got out and he pulled away.

00:42:45.000 Got off on the next exit.

00:42:46.000 I thought like park a half-mile, make you walk, but left you.

00:42:51.000 You clearly did not have a dad.

00:42:52.000 That's a fun punishment. 1.00

00:42:54.000 When you talk about dads, you sound like the dude from 40-Year-Old Virgin talking about tits. 1.00

00:43:00.000 Oh, I love tits. 1.00

00:43:01.000 They feel like a big bag of sand, right? 1.00

00:43:03.000 I love when your dad throws the football with you and then he gets ice cream, watches you eat it, and then he takes you to a strip club. 1.00

00:43:07.000 You know when your dad's playing football with you and then he pulls his dick out and hits the football and then throws it and he goes, ah-ha, you got a penis football! 1.00

00:43:13.000 Remember when your dad does that? 1.00

00:43:15.000 No.

00:43:15.000 You know when dads kick you out of their car, and then they drive half a mile, and then they park and sit there and wait for you to walk?

00:43:22.000 Yeah.

00:43:22.000 You know that half-mile walking punishment dads do?

00:43:25.000 Oh, this dad thing where you're like, hey, dad, can we go to McDonald's?

00:43:29.000 And he goes to Burger King.

00:43:30.000 He's like, deal with it.

00:43:30.000 Don't you hate when your dad throws your headphones in the bath, and he's like, ha, ha, ha?

00:43:34.000 Those classic dad pranks.

00:43:36.000 And he gives you over-ears instead of...

00:43:39.000 My dad.

00:43:41.000 He's always playing country music to me when I'm asleep. 1.00

00:43:44.000 You know, the shit dads do, like when they make jujubes from scratch. 0.99

00:43:48.000 Wow, somebody's in some 90s comedy. 1.00

00:43:50.000 I mean, that's really hack dad stuff.

00:43:53.000 Stuff that everybody knows.

00:43:54.000 Everyone knows.

00:43:55.000 It's like airplane humor.

00:43:57.000 God, I got the kids tonight.

00:43:58.000 My wife's checking out the place in Breezy, Breezy Point, and I don't know what to do.

00:44:05.000 You're bored?

00:44:06.000 Well, it's not easy being a dad.

00:44:10.000 Because they just want to look at screens. 1.00

00:44:12.000 So imagine two fucking potheads. 1.00

00:44:15.000 I just have the boys, not the girl. 1.00

00:44:17.000 Two potheads, and you work at a dispensary, and you're like, OK guys, let's try to do something besides pot.

00:44:23.000 And they're staring at the pot that's right behind your head.

00:44:26.000 And you're just like, no, no, no.

00:44:27.000 Eyes off of that, boys.

00:44:28.000 Eyes off of that. 0.98

00:44:29.000 And then you finally get the screens away, and they're just sitting there like, this sucks. 0.85

00:44:34.000 Yeah, that's a bummer.

00:44:35.000 So say you go, let's go for a walk. 0.98

00:44:36.000 And they're walking like, this is so gay. 1.00

00:44:39.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:40.000 And then you go, I'm not enjoying this either with you guys being, taking suck attacks. 0.98

00:44:46.000 I would plan out nice things. 0.87

00:44:48.000 Anytime you plan something nice out and people don't appreciate it, you're like, you know, this is what, I kind of did that to my parents at some point.

00:44:55.000 So. 0.98

00:44:56.000 Your hair is so fucking annoying. 1.00

00:44:59.000 I might chloroform your face and just shave your head. 1.00

00:45:02.000 I'm gonna get a haircut real soon. 0.78

00:45:04.000 Every time you get a haircut, you go to a hairstylist, even though you're $12,000 in debt, and you spend, what, like a hundred bucks?

00:45:09.000 No.

00:45:09.000 Having them cut a few hairs?

00:45:11.000 $20.

00:45:11.000 This is my guy.

00:45:12.000 He's been with me since high school.

00:45:14.000 He's been with me.

00:45:15.000 He's been with me.

00:45:16.000 He's my dude.

00:45:17.000 I didn't finish the Like Your Sunglasses story.

00:45:19.000 Sorry.

00:45:19.000 Sorry to hop all over the place, kids.

00:45:21.000 Wow. 0.98

00:45:21.000 The prints on this, by the way, sorry to show you me grabbing my tits, the quality is very high. 0.98

00:45:27.000 Very thick. 0.91

00:45:28.000 Like, this is never going to fade.

00:45:30.000 It feels like rubber.

00:45:31.000 I can really feel the print on it.

00:45:33.000 The actual shirt's like a soft style.

00:45:34.000 Really comfortable, though.

00:45:35.000 Yes, yes.

00:45:36.000 It's like that stretchy kind of like... We're pushing it.

00:45:39.000 We're selling it.

00:45:39.000 Okay.

00:45:41.000 So you get those at freespeech.tv. 0.99

00:45:44.000 Junkies act gay. 1.00

00:45:46.000 And, you know, I always talk about my dad rolling up his sleeves when he's super drunk listening to Marvin Gaye going, That's gay. 0.84

00:46:00.000 So we went to this junkie breakfast where they said they're having a big breakfast party which I'd never heard of before and it sounded fun so I brought my girlfriend who's now my wife over there and it wasn't fun and there's no such thing as a breakfast party.

00:46:10.000 They were cooking waffles in a Hello Kitty waffle maker.

00:46:12.000 What?

00:46:13.000 So it was like there's about 10 of us over there and we're getting one waffle every five minutes?

00:46:18.000 What are you doing?

00:46:19.000 And then he had a Hello Kitty coffee maker that made a cup

00:46:23.000 One cup at a time.

00:46:25.000 And the junkies think we don't know that they're high on heroin.

00:46:29.000 So she has these big huge sunglasses on so we don't see that her eyes are going... And she goes, hey babe. 1.00

00:46:36.000 Oh my god.

00:46:38.000 I forgot butter.

00:46:39.000 We need butter, right?

00:46:40.000 And she goes, I'll get it.

00:46:42.000 I'll go get some.

00:46:43.000 He's like, okay babe.

00:46:44.000 And they think

00:46:46.000 That they're coming across as, hey babe, I forgot some butter.

00:46:48.000 Okay.

00:46:49.000 Well, why don't you get some and I'll, uh, I'll try to fix this Hello Kitty coffee maker. 1.00

00:46:52.000 Okay.

00:46:53.000 That's how they think they sound.

00:46:53.000 Bye.

00:46:55.000 Just like when you get in a street fight and you do the fight face and you think your smile looks normal, but your adrenaline is pounding and you look like a puppet.

00:47:05.000 So she leaves, and then she forgot her keys. 0.86

00:47:09.000 So she comes back, and he's, Justin goes, oh, you forgot your keys?

00:47:13.000 Oh.

00:47:13.000 And he can't seem to get the thing in the Hello Kitty coffee maker.

00:47:18.000 And as he's trying to adjust it, he goes, he sees her sunglasses, and he goes, I like your new sunglasses!

00:47:28.000 And we all left.

00:47:30.000 You know what I just realized about that?

00:47:32.000 It has the urgency of,

00:47:34.000 Hey, don't forget to do something important!

00:47:36.000 Oh yeah, yeah, good point.

00:47:37.000 Like a la- like, just gotta sneak this in.

00:47:39.000 It's a really important detail.

00:47:41.000 Yeah.

00:47:41.000 Look at this.

00:47:42.000 Is that the one?

00:47:45.000 If it does one cup, yeah.

00:47:47.000 That's the- that's the one.

00:47:48.000 And then you got the waffle maker here.

00:47:51.000 There's a couple of different skews. 0.99

00:47:52.000 So he spent about 70 bucks on Hello Kitty crap. 0.99

00:47:55.000 Jesus Christ. 0.99

00:47:57.000 But you should spend 5 bucks on Blue Chew.

00:48:02.000 This pill is indistinguishable.

00:48:05.000 Virtually indistinguishable.

00:48:06.000 I got to be careful of legal here.

00:48:08.000 From Viagra and Cialis. 1.00

00:48:10.000 Basically the same shit. 1.00

00:48:13.000 And if you go to bluechew.com. 1.00

00:48:15.000 B-L-U-E. 1.00

00:48:17.000 Just like the color blue.

00:48:18.000 C-H-E-W. 1.00

00:48:20.000 Like you chew it.

00:48:21.000 Right?

00:48:21.000 This is a pill you chew.

00:48:24.000 Go to bluechew.com, put in the promo code GAVIN, G-A-V-I-N, and it's free.

00:48:29.000 You just pay the $5 shipping.

00:48:31.000 And you have, in your wallet now, insurance.

00:48:36.000 You take Mrs. Wright home.

00:48:39.000 Maybe you're too drunk, maybe you've done something wrong.

00:48:42.000 Maybe you're too freaked out, and there's too much pressure. 0.90

00:48:46.000 Maybe there's a giant picture of your dad naked on the wall.

00:48:50.000 For whatever reason, you're not performing as well as you should.

00:48:53.000 Bluetooth solves that problem.

00:48:56.000 So it's great for single guys, because they have a lot of pressure on their first date, and it's also great for married men, especially old married men like me, who forgot what it's like to have an actual wood, like a solid coconut smasher.

00:49:13.000 And I've tried this pill and it lasted longer.

00:49:16.000 I don't know why.

00:49:17.000 Maybe it's because it's just like driving in a better car.

00:49:20.000 You want to go farther?

00:49:21.000 That's great.

00:49:22.000 Yeah.

00:49:24.000 And all of this is available at bluechew.com.

00:49:28.000 Don't forget to put in the promo code Gavin, that's B-L-U-E-C-H-E-W dot com.

00:49:33.000 All you pay is the $5 shipping.

00:49:36.000 They're made in the USA, and since Blue Chew prepares and ships direct, they're cheaper than a pharmacy.

00:49:41.000 And obviously it doesn't say boner pills in big letters on the box.

00:49:46.000 It just, uh, it's very discreet.

00:49:50.000 Alright, um, let's take another call, okay?

00:49:54.000 We have Gas and Copied Songs.

00:49:56.000 That's what it says here on the thing.

00:50:00.000 Hey, you're on the line talking about copied songs.

00:50:02.000 Hello.

00:50:04.000 What's up?

00:50:05.000 Yeah, I got a copied song.

00:50:07.000 I don't know if it's still on this or if it's been mentioned or not.

00:50:11.000 But the Killing Joke, or no, Nirvana stole the Killing Joke song called 80s.

00:50:16.000 And Nirvana's song was Come As You Are.

00:50:21.000 We got a whole episode coming, right, Gav?

00:50:23.000 Yeah, we haven't shot it yet, though.

00:50:24.000 Yeah.

00:50:25.000 So let's look it up.

00:50:25.000 That's in there.

00:50:26.000 Thanks for calling, sir.

00:50:28.000 Thanks, dude.

00:50:28.000 Let's look it up now.

00:50:29.000 Hey, hey, hey! 0.55

00:50:30.000 What, what, what? 1.00

00:50:32.000 You're dead. 1.00

00:50:34.000 You're dead. 1.00

00:50:35.000 Shout out to you and your pop. 1.00

00:50:36.000 Every time I fuck up at work, I say, you asshole, James! 1.00

00:50:43.000 You asshole, James! 1.00

00:50:44.000 See you later, guys. 1.00

00:50:45.000 Later, man.

00:50:46.000 Another good saying my dad said is whenever we'd be playing pool, he's a good sport.

00:50:50.000 And so if I had a shot that looks like it was going to go in and it just didn't go in, he'd go, robbed blind.

00:50:57.000 And every time I see, uh, like a kid in baseball with a great hit and it gets caught way in the outfield, I just say, ROBBED BLIND.

00:51:04.000 That's pretty good.

00:51:06.000 Okay, let's see.

00:51:06.000 So this is, uh, Killing Joke ripped off Nirvana.

00:51:09.000 No, Nirvana ripped off Killing Joke. 0.78

00:51:10.000 Yeah, The Damned, uh, Life... Wait, The Damned are a different band, you retard. 1.00

00:51:15.000 The Damned vs. Killing Joke vs. Nirvana. 0.99

00:51:17.000 All three of these.

00:51:17.000 Oh, they all stole from each other?

00:51:19.000 They have a common theft. 0.84

00:51:20.000 Well, The Damned would have been first.

00:51:21.000 Yeah, here we go.

00:51:24.000 T-minus two seconds.

00:51:24.000 There we go.

00:51:31.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:51:32.000 That's exactly... That's 1982.

00:51:38.000 Wow. 0.99

00:51:39.000 Life goes on by the damned. 0.99

00:51:47.000 Now here's Killing Joke coming up right after this. 0.99

00:51:50.000 Here we go.

00:51:51.000 Killing Joke 80s.

00:51:51.000 That's like even closer almost.

00:51:56.000 Just distorted. 0.90

00:52:00.000 I think the rip-off that Nirvana did was way more damn than Killing Joke. 0.60

00:52:04.000 Now let's hear Nirvana. 0.94

00:52:05.000 Totally.

00:52:06.000 But he hits that extra note that is hit in Nirvana.

00:52:18.000 You'll notice, by the way, in our new song we're working on called You Can't Start a Fight with a Petty Bone, there's no similarities.

00:52:26.000 It's a totally original song.

00:52:28.000 Yes.

00:52:29.000 You think you're righteous, you got it wrong.

00:52:31.000 Out of intent to live way too long.

00:52:33.000 Out of intent to get out of my lawn.

00:52:35.000 And you can't start a fight with a pedipalm.

00:52:42.000 It's got to think of a verse.

00:52:43.000 Alright, let's take another call.

00:52:47.000 Okay.

00:52:47.000 This is going to be a short ep because we're on holiday hours.

00:52:52.000 We got Albert, he'd like to talk about Democratic Socialist America.

00:52:56.000 Albert, you're on the line.

00:53:01.000 Hey Albert?

00:53:01.000 Hold on.

00:53:04.000 Devin?

00:53:04.000 Yeah?

00:53:05.000 What's going on?

00:53:06.000 I love your show.

00:53:07.000 Thank you.

00:53:11.000 Um, so did you watch the Democratic Socialists of America video that's out?

00:53:17.000 Yeah, that's really making the rounds.

00:53:18.000 It's been sent to me about 50 times.

00:53:20.000 We talked about it on the show, so are you not a subscriber?

00:53:24.000 I didn't catch that.

00:53:25.000 What?

00:53:26.000 I'm a subscriber.

00:53:28.000 Are you wasted? 0.91

00:53:30.000 I'm gonna buy your Clown World shirt! 0.93

00:53:34.000 Oh my god, you're our first Whack Packer! 0.99

00:53:38.000 What's your name again?

00:53:39.000 Um... Tom?

00:53:42.000 Albert.

00:53:42.000 I'm a little stoned, it's my day off, and I'm really, this is too much energy being on here.

00:53:48.000 It's freaking me out.

00:53:50.000 You're doing good.

00:53:51.000 I'm talking to the hipster lord, Gavin McGinnis.

00:53:54.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.

00:53:55.000 Thanks for tuning in.

00:53:56.000 Enjoy your buzz.

00:53:57.000 If you get freaked out, start having a bad trip, have some OJ, have some orange juice.

00:54:02.000 Now, we're pre-taping next week, so callers we don't get to stay on the line.

00:54:06.000 We're going to end this episode shortly, and then we're going to stop the live cast, and then you'll see the second half of this next week.

00:54:15.000 Which you could be on if you just stay on the line.

00:54:16.000 Which you could be on if you stay on.

00:54:18.000 Brief intermission.

00:54:18.000 Which is a Mr. Show sketch, where they have a live call-in show that's a week late.

00:54:25.000 You should look that up right now.

00:54:26.000 Oh, okay.

00:54:27.000 Mr. T. I mean, Mr. T. Mr. Show, live call-in.

00:54:30.000 Okay, I got a guy on the line.

00:54:32.000 I'm gonna... Tyler, just hold on there.

00:54:33.000 Alright.

00:54:34.000 Mr. Show, live call-in. 0.99

00:54:37.000 God damn it. 0.99

00:54:38.000 Can you guys at home believe how much I have to hold his hand? 1.00

00:54:41.000 Would it not... I think it would still be faster if I just hooked up this computer he broke.

00:54:47.000 Here's the thing, we're going to use audio, so this is what I think.

00:54:51.000 We have to mute the call that I just picked up, which is fine, in order for us to get volume and not have two things going on at once.

00:54:57.000 Otherwise we'd have to communicate for a minute.

00:54:58.000 You can turn the AC off, by the way, and it worked.

00:55:00.000 No one noticed.

00:55:04.000 This is back before politics ruined comedy.

00:55:07.000 Give me a second.

00:55:12.000 Tonight, the elderly.

00:55:15.000 Good evening, and welcome to the pre-taped call-in show, where we tape all our shows a week in advance.

00:55:22.000 I'm your host, Ken Doral, and, uh, let's try it again.

00:55:27.000 It's really not that hard, okay?

00:55:31.000 Our topic, once again, is The Elderly.

00:55:35.000 We're taping it now, and it airs next week, okay?

00:55:41.000 So, if you're watching me talk about The Elderly,

00:55:45.000 Don't call to talk about it, it's too late.

00:55:49.000 Instead, call about cooking, which is next week's topic.

00:55:53.000 That's pretty funny.

00:55:53.000 Okay.

00:55:55.000 If you wanted to talk about the elderly, you should have called last week, when our pet care show was airing, but we were taping the elderly show.

00:56:06.000 Okay.

00:56:08.000 Okay.

00:56:09.000 So, here we go.

00:56:13.000 Hello.

00:56:13.000 Hi Ken, great show.

00:56:15.000 Thank you.

00:56:16.000 What can I do for you?

00:56:17.000 My dog has a disobedient problem.

00:56:20.000 Okay.

00:56:20.000 You know who's calling?

00:56:21.000 SpongeBob.

00:56:22.000 That's SpongeBob.

00:56:23.000 Oh, did you know this?

00:56:24.000 A white insult is square pants.

00:56:26.000 Did we talk about this on the show?

00:56:28.000 Besqueech me? 0.89

00:56:29.000 An insult to white people is square pants. 0.69

00:56:31.000 Really? 0.95

00:56:32.000 Yeah.

00:56:33.000 Huh.

00:56:33.000 And it comes from, the implication is that we're like SpongeBob.

00:56:37.000 We're nerdy and we have a nasally voice and we're pussies. 0.99

00:56:40.000 I don't think there's any word truly offensive for white people. 0.99

00:56:43.000 Square pants.

00:56:45.000 Does that bother you?

00:56:46.000 No, nothing bothers me.

00:56:47.000 You guys are impenetrable.

00:56:49.000 You guys.

00:56:50.000 Us.

00:56:53.000 Let's take a call and then get a word from our sponsors and then we gotta wrap it up.

00:56:56.000 Alright.

00:56:57.000 Hey Tyler, Strange Love, you're on the line.

00:57:02.000 Hey man, how you doing? 1.00

00:57:04.000 Come on, you son of a bitch. 1.00

00:57:05.000 Oh, you muted him. 1.00

00:57:06.000 Have you unmuted him?

00:57:07.000 Yes, he's unmuted.

00:57:08.000 You're a real ninja.

00:57:09.000 There we go.

00:57:10.000 Hey, Tyler Strangelove?

00:57:11.000 Yeah, I can hear you.

00:57:12.000 How you doing?

00:57:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:57:15.000 Good, good.

00:57:16.000 I gotta thank you for the recommendation on Strangelove.

00:57:20.000 Oh yeah, wonderful bar.

00:57:22.000 Great mega bar.

00:57:23.000 Yeah, Strangelove is a bar on 53rd and 3rd in New York City.

00:57:27.000 They're always great to me.

00:57:29.000 A lot of Proud Boys go there.

00:57:30.000 It's kind of the Proud Boys official bar.

00:57:33.000 And it's a place where guys who like punk can also go there if they're mega.

00:57:37.000 So it's a mega punk bar.

00:57:39.000 And it's a mega punk bar.

00:57:41.000 Yeah.

00:57:43.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:57:44.000 Super pro, everything conservative.

00:57:46.000 And they got a $3 beer and shot over there.

00:57:50.000 That's great.

00:57:51.000 Yeah.

00:57:51.000 The bartender usually dresses like kind of crusty punk, but it'll have a MAGA hat on.

00:57:56.000 And it's just, it's the official bar of the Proud Boys.

00:57:59.000 Strange Love, 53rd and 3rd.

00:58:02.000 Great spot.

00:58:04.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.

00:58:08.000 Have you noticed, by the way, when there's a call and they go, wait, wait, wait, and they have one other thing, it's never worth it?

00:58:14.000 This is the problem with with calls and people who go to talks when they like a Shapiro talk and they go, Hi, Ben, thanks for coming.

00:58:21.000 My question is in two parts.

00:58:23.000 But first of all, I grew up here, but in a more rural area just north of here. 0.98

00:58:28.000 And my dad was a farmer and you're like, Jesus fucking Christ, can you just get down to it, please? 0.94

00:58:34.000 Notice that thing too where we're doing that town hall about Hunchback of Notre Dame and Utica? 0.98

00:58:39.000 No, it wasn't Utica, where was it again?

00:58:40.000 Ithaca.

00:58:41.000 Ithaca.

00:58:42.000 They all talk about themselves before they do their little thing.

00:58:45.000 Like they go, hi, I've worked with the handicapped for over four years now with a group called CIRCUIT.

00:58:52.000 It stands for... Alright, let's take one more call.

00:58:57.000 Okay, 25 minutes, he's been on the line.

00:58:59.000 Auto-screen failed, so we don't know what he's here to talk about or his name.

00:59:03.000 Okay.

00:59:06.000 Uh, sir, 832, area code, you're online?

00:59:10.000 Sean, yeah.

00:59:11.000 Hey, Sean.

00:59:12.000 By the way, you still have an echo, you're so bad at your job, oh my god.

00:59:16.000 So, um, I'm gonna say it really quick.

00:59:19.000 I'm gonna say it real quick. 0.99

00:59:20.000 Because I can't take this echo shit. 0.99

00:59:23.000 Because I can't get echo shit. 1.00

00:59:24.000 First of all... First of all... Um... Um... 0.99

00:59:30.000 Do you think the left really believes in what they say?

00:59:34.000 Or is it just like an act?

00:59:36.000 Israeli.

00:59:43.000 Pinochet did nothing wrong.

00:59:46.000 Israel.

00:59:47.000 Oh, Israel. 0.98

00:59:47.000 Netanyahu did nothing wrong. 0.98

00:59:51.000 I think that, I think it's, I think it's an act.

00:59:56.000 I don't think they believe it.

00:59:58.000 I think they know, I think if you could get them really drunk or give them a bit of heroin, I'm not suggesting you lace anyone's drink with heroin, but if you were to do heroin with a liberal, they would concede that they don't think half the country is racist.

01:00:08.000 They would concede that they don't think that Israel is an apartheid state.

01:00:11.000 Even like the far left?

01:00:13.000 The far left, yeah, I don't think they're that serious either.

01:00:18.000 Like, look at the band Surfboard.

01:00:22.000 They're like, we're punk rock, we hate the establishment.

01:00:24.000 And then Gucci says, we'd like you to be the face of our company.

01:00:27.000 And they go, OK, no problem.

01:00:28.000 Wow, yeah.

01:00:29.000 Like, I remember hearing these two guys 0.99

01:00:32.000 at Max Fish in New York City and they had a band together but the guy just got an awesome gig with like NASA or something and the guy was saying what are you doing we're just starting our band we're just starting to make waves you're gonna throw it all away for some stupid scientist job? 0.96

01:00:47.000 And the Asian guy was like, yeah, I am. 0.70

01:00:50.000 And the guy who was yelling at him would drop everything in a heartbeat if he was offered a hundredth of what the Asian dude was offered in that scenario. 0.97

01:00:59.000 So I think these people are just bratty cunts who are doing this just out of a sense of fashion. 0.75

01:01:04.000 It's cool to be Antifa right now, but if, you know, if they were ever kicked off social media or a loved one was ever ostracized, or if they were ever doxxed, if they ever got a taste of what they dish out, they would immediately capitulate. 0.94

01:01:17.000 It's almost like the small man complex.

01:01:19.000 So no, they don't think America's racist.

01:01:22.000 They don't think the world is going to end.

01:01:24.000 They don't think that we should get rid of fossil fuels.

01:01:26.000 It's just fashion, which is why they don't want to have an open discussion.

01:01:31.000 That's good.

01:01:31.000 Yeah, I guess.

01:01:34.000 Because we have hope.

01:01:36.000 Yeah, because it implies they'll grow out of it.

01:01:39.000 It's sort of like when you're when you're 14 you listen to rap and you go yo all the time.

01:01:45.000 Regarding that guy that eats and shit at the same time, um, I hate when people tell me not to press the elevator with my, um, finger pad, use my knuckles. 0.99

01:01:58.000 What the fuck is going to happen? 0.99

01:01:59.000 Am I going to die from using my finger? 1.00

01:02:03.000 How about we get an immune system? 0.89

01:02:05.000 You know, in Australia, in Australia, they're giving kids dirt pills because everything is so clean.

01:02:10.000 They're not building up an immune system.

01:02:12.000 Get germs on yourself.

01:02:14.000 Get in trouble.

01:02:15.000 Get fired.

01:02:16.000 Get icky. 0.98

01:02:17.000 Like, don't lick the pole of the New York City subway.

01:02:21.000 That's a little too intense.

01:02:23.000 But everything else, you'll be fine.

01:02:24.000 Alright, thanks for calling.

01:02:25.000 What a dream.

01:02:25.000 I'm gonna drink a homeless beer.

01:02:30.000 Yeah.

01:02:31.000 Thanks.

01:02:32.000 Bye.

01:02:33.000 Yeah, we're all worried about germs.

01:02:35.000 Then we go to a bar and drink rotten fruit.

01:02:38.000 Rotten potatoes, rotten corn, rotten barley and oats.

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01:04:04.000 That was weird.

01:04:05.000 That was when I had to wear a disguise to go outside.

01:04:07.000 Yeah, I remember that.

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01:04:12.000 Yes.

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01:04:19.000 I would take it easy on the heaviest potency.

01:04:25.000 Here in Claremont, you can't even sit down and enjoy free speech with a coffee that supports free speech.

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01:04:40.000 I'm Scottish, and our stomachs are not made for all this flavor and taste. 0.99

01:04:46.000 We are used to just eating a piece of a potato for three weeks, and maybe some goat's ass. 1.00

01:04:52.000 We're not used to spicy or caffeine. 0.97

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01:05:49.000 Alright, folks, if you're on the line, stay on the line, because next Thursday's a pre-tape, and... C Rainarts made that with his super-precise laser from OWW Lasers.

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01:06:13.000 Alright guys, that's it.

01:06:15.000 If you're on the line, stay on the line.

01:06:16.000 I'll get to you because we're shooting next Thursday's show right now, so it won't be live.

01:06:21.000 Get in trouble.

01:06:22.000 No.

01:06:23.000 Get fired.

01:06:24.000 Get in trouble.

01:06:25.000 Be brave.

01:06:26.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 09, 2019

GOML LIVE #7 | I'M A PUSSY

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