Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #74 - STOLEN VALOR

00:00:12.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My One with Kevin McGinnis. 1.00

00:00:34.000 That song sucks. 1.00

00:00:37.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:38.000 And what's with his hair?

00:00:40.000 The singer of Quiet Riot has the least rock and roll hair out of anyone in the history of rock.

00:00:47.000 I chose that because Alex Jones played Metal Health on his show the other day that I was on.

00:00:54.000 And I was like, that's a jam.

00:00:55.000 I think I like Quiet Riot.

00:00:57.000 But, you know, they did a bunch of glam covers that weren't their songs. 1.00

00:01:01.000 And when they did their own songs, it was that piece of shit. 0.97

00:01:03.000 But the reason I chose that song is because I was just reading it downstairs that Israel has come up with this sonic wave that they can send where you hear a song. 0.99

00:01:21.000 So you'll stand at a certain place and you won't hear it, but you'll feel it projected into your brain.

00:01:29.000 Which, what's the next step?

00:01:31.000 The next step is thoughts into your brain.

00:01:33.000 Biden won. 1.00

00:01:34.000 Trump sucks. 1.00

00:01:36.000 And that's what schizophrenics experience, right? 1.00

00:01:39.000 This is really tech company wants to beam music into your ears.

00:01:42.000 Novelto's trademark sound beaming technology requires no headphones or chip embeds.

00:01:46.000 Instead, it creates sound pockets around your ears.

00:01:49.000 So then you can start doing propaganda.

00:01:53.000 And now everyone's crazy now.

00:01:56.000 Hence the song, Mama, Mama, we're all crazy now. 1.00

00:01:58.000 Unfortunately, this song sucks. 0.97

00:02:00.000 What doesn't suck, though, is our new hats that say, don't let me do Schatzer Coke, censored.tv on the side, beautifully embroidered, high-quality hat, Richardson. 0.98

00:02:11.000 And it comes from what I used to write on my body when I would go to South by Southwest in the 90s.

00:02:17.000 I wasn't kidding.

00:02:19.000 I knew that I would be doing much better the next day.

00:02:22.000 There was no Schatzer Coke involved.

00:02:25.000 But before we get started here on this free half hour that is our webcast, our podcast, I'd like to mention Johnny Apple CBD.

00:02:34.000 This episode of Get Off My Lawn is sponsored by Johnny Apple CBD, so please go to jacbd.com and enter promo code Gavin for 20% off all orders.

00:02:46.000 Okay, and I say enjoy the show, and then I guess we read it again in 15 minutes.

00:02:51.000 That's weird.

00:02:52.000 Today's book is Black Rednecks and White Liberals.

00:02:59.000 Oh, Shiza. 1.00

00:03:02.000 Farts.

00:03:03.000 I saw this Spider-Man picture sticking out the middle, and I thought, oh, this must be my son's drawing from when he was a kid.

00:03:11.000 And I just lost my place. 0.99

00:03:14.000 Penis farts. 1.00

00:03:16.000 But Black Rednecks and White Liberals is basically where Thomas Sowell blames me for blacks acting so ghetto. 1.00

00:03:24.000 He says that they're really just mimicking Scottish culture.

00:03:28.000 This explosive new book challenges many of the long-prevailing assumptions about blacks, about Jews, about Germans, about slavery, about education.

00:03:34.000 Plainly written, powerfully reasoned, and backed with a startling array of documented facts, Black Rednecks and White Liberals takes on not only the trendy intellectuals of our times, but also such historic interpreters of American life such as Alexis de Tocqueville and Frederick Law Olmsted. 1.00

00:03:52.000 Anyway, he talks about the historical development of ghetto culture, and he says that it's actually Scotch-Irish culture.

00:04:02.000 Right?

00:04:04.000 The reasons for the venomous hatred of Jews and of other groups like them in countries around the world are explored in an essay that asks, are Jews generic?

00:04:11.000 Misconceptions of German history in general and the Nazi era in particular.

00:04:15.000 Anyway, he's probably one of, he's one of the, if not the, most valuable intellectuals of our time.

00:04:22.000 And like all good, smart guys, like Pat Buchanan, when you read his stuff, you're not tired.

00:04:29.000 Like Mark Levin.

00:04:31.000 Mark Levin's a genius, okay?

00:04:34.000 But I don't know, man.

00:04:37.000 Him and Mark Steiner are kind of dense. 0.99

00:04:39.000 I don't mean stupid, I mean too much density. 0.98

00:04:43.000 And if you're not on vacation in a hammock after a large breakfast with no troubles, I kind of find them hard to read after a long day at work, reading and talking to you and doing interviews. 0.97

00:04:55.000 But Malkin, Coulter, Buchanan, Soule, you can read them anytime.

00:05:03.000 This better be important.

00:05:05.000 Oh, it's a message from prison.

00:05:08.000 Let's read it, shall we?

00:05:11.000 So the way you contact prisoners if you're lazy and you don't want to sit down and write a letter is through JPEG.

00:05:20.000 And I said to Max Hare, I'm not allowed to mention certain clubs, Proud Boys.

00:05:30.000 And I'm worried that my letters aren't getting to you.

00:05:35.000 Did you get my last one?

00:05:37.000 And he said, I haven't heard from you since the 4th.

00:05:42.000 So let's go back here.

00:05:44.000 Because this is interesting.

00:05:45.000 You're not allowed to talk about clubs.

00:05:48.000 Max Hair 1118.

00:05:50.000 That's today, right?

00:05:51.000 Max Hair 1115.

00:05:54.000 1106.

00:05:56.000 So they didn't send it. 0.98

00:05:58.000 Holy shit. 0.98

00:05:59.000 They aren't sending them emails that say Proud Boys in them. 0.98

00:06:03.000 So he asks me a question like, what's going on?

00:06:06.000 There was a stabbing?

00:06:07.000 And I go, media version, Proud Boys were making white supremacist gestures and were stabbed by BLM.

00:06:11.000 Truth.

00:06:12.000 Enrique, Bevlenbeati, and three PBs were walking home after a night at Harry's in D.C. and they saw someone getting murdered and they prevented it.

00:06:21.000 You know the story, right?

00:06:23.000 That email didn't go through to him.

00:06:26.000 So he just said, I haven't got one from you since the 4th.

00:06:30.000 There's been at least three or four since then.

00:06:32.000 I email him about once a week.

00:06:33.000 They've been screwing with the mail.

00:06:34.000 They don't let you get the actual letter anymore.

00:06:36.000 They make a copy of it and give you the copy.

00:06:39.000 I've been getting a few on the kiosk from a couple different guys.

00:06:42.000 The thing is, they're supposed to send me a slip when they deny the mail.

00:06:45.000 Only happened one time, a few weeks ago.

00:06:47.000 I'm going to have to talk to somebody and have my parents call to jail.

00:06:50.000 This is out of control.

00:06:51.000 I love that he's still so feisty.

00:06:54.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:06:55.000 Yeah, he's like freaking bullshit. 1.00

00:06:56.000 He's got some oomph. 1.00

00:06:58.000 But now I'm worried when I send him an email going, no, dude, I sent you three or four since then.

00:07:05.000 But I did mention a certain club.

00:07:07.000 They might censor that. 0.99

00:07:11.000 Who was it that just got in big trouble for talking about their case?

00:07:15.000 Oh, that's it.

00:07:16.000 Galen Boffman.

00:07:17.000 Do you remember him? 0.99

00:07:20.000 Galen Boffman is a gay, hence the name Galen, who had sex with an underage boy. 0.99

00:07:27.000 But he was... 0.99

00:07:28.000 Galen was like 17 and the gay boy was 14. 1.00

00:07:33.000 Hey, if it was my gay son that was 14, I'd kick your fucking ass. 1.00

00:07:37.000 But he ended up in prison for, I think, nine years. 1.00

00:07:40.000 Anyway, he got out and he was talking to a teenage boy via text, violation of his parole.

00:07:47.000 He was supposed to ask permission first, apparently.

00:07:50.000 Now, what he was saying to the 16-year-old boy is, I'm really sorry Pete died.

00:07:54.000 Pete was his friend, and that was his little brother.

00:07:56.000 There was nothing sexual about the texts.

00:07:59.000 But because Galen had become a prison rights activist and had been bitching about his nine years in prison for what I guess is statutory rape, they threw the book at him and they said, no, you violated your parole and just finished another four years.

00:08:17.000 He's innocent.

00:08:19.000 I mean, relatively. 0.98

00:08:20.000 What do you think a gay 16-year-old should have to do if he has sex with a gay 14-year-old? 0.96

00:08:28.000 I mean, I don't really know. 1.00

00:08:30.000 Let me just fart out off the dome. 0.96

00:08:35.000 I mean, gays are not exactly known for their chastity, right? 1.00

00:08:40.000 But 14 is fucking young for any kind of sexual experience. 0.99

00:08:43.000 I would say a year in prison, a year in jail. 1.00

00:08:47.000 And what about a teacher who fucks, a hot female teacher who fucks a 14-year-old boy? 1.00

00:08:54.000 She should be fired, right? 1.00

00:08:56.000 She stole his... 1.00

00:08:57.000 I know it's not, it's not, definitely not going to be traumatized. 0.99

00:08:59.000 If it's a male teacher and a female who's 14, holy shit. 0.98

00:09:04.000 I mean, five years, 10 years, a lot of years. 0.98

00:09:09.000 Let's say six years.

00:09:11.000 But a hot female teacher and like a 15-year-old, I mean, as a parent, I think it's terrible because you're taking away that boy's innocence.

00:09:19.000 But you know he's not tossing and turning every night and crying himself to sleep.

00:09:23.000 He's... 0.96

00:09:24.000 Jimmy Kimmel, back when he was funny, he was talking about a case where some 15-year-old had been fucking, had a threesome with his teachers, a math teacher and his phys ed teacher. 0.95

00:09:32.000 And Jimmy Kimmel said, unfortunately, the father recently passed away. 0.98

00:09:35.000 He died from excessive high fives.

00:09:42.000 Anyway, yeah, we'll get Galen on the show.

00:09:44.000 Once I'm done building this new studio, we'll do a lot of sit-down interviews.

00:09:48.000 And my idea is I'm going to build a bar, a functioning bar, and then like a sit-down room, like more like a Dave Rubin-y kind of a set where you sit Candace Owen style and with someone in a nice Eames chair.

00:10:00.000 And the celebs will be in the fancy Eames chair.

00:10:03.000 And then the bar will just be like non-celebs.

00:10:07.000 Like a slumlord, a plumber, a biker. 1.00

00:10:12.000 You know, that kind of vibe.

00:10:14.000 What are you looking up?

00:10:16.000 Eames chair.

00:10:17.000 Wait, why does my mic work?

00:10:18.000 Hello, check, check.

00:10:21.000 Something's going on with your sound?

00:10:24.000 So as you know, we now do this show differently on Wednesdays.

00:10:27.000 The live shows all calls.

00:10:29.000 Because I notice when I blather on like I do Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday, we don't really start taking calls till after 10.

00:10:38.000 Check, check.

00:10:39.000 And then I'm saying goodbye when there's like 15 people lining up.

00:10:42.000 That doesn't seem fair, especially to paying customers.

00:10:46.000 So I'll start my sketches and then we'll take calls.

00:10:54.000 I'm going to redraw the oink oink you monster drawing first. 1.00

00:10:58.000 Do you remember this?

00:11:02.000 It was over a year ago now, but Juliani cleaned up New York by stopping turnstile jumpers.

00:11:10.000 Broken window theory.

00:11:12.000 Catching jaywalkers. 0.99

00:11:13.000 We all hated it. 1.00

00:11:14.000 We went, what the fuck are you doing, you pig? 1.00

00:11:16.000 You're enforcing cabaret law, no dancing at this bar? 1.00

00:11:20.000 But unfortunately, it works.

00:11:22.000 And when you snag turnstile jumpers, you tend to catch a lot of illegal guns, a lot of illegal drugs, rape plummets.

00:11:30.000 And yes, it's New York City. 0.98

00:11:32.000 Crime is disproportionately black, so when you enforce the law, you tend to get more blacks than whites. 1.00

00:11:39.000 If you enforced parking tickets, you probably would get the same thing. 0.86

00:11:43.000 That doesn't mean that enforcing parking tickets is racist.

00:11:46.000 It just means that that group tends to be more prevalent in that particular stat, in that particular crime.

00:11:53.000 But young white girls don't think like that. 1.00

00:11:56.000 So when they said, so de Blasio noticed a year ago that the city was falling apart, and it was, way before COVID, this city was turning to shit. 1.00

00:12:04.000 And so he said, I'm just going to copy Giuliani. 0.99

00:12:07.000 What did he do?

00:12:08.000 Oh, he was hard on like turnstile jumpers.

00:12:10.000 That doesn't seem like a big deal.

00:12:11.000 You end up getting a lot of legal guns and stuff. 1.00

00:12:13.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:12:14.000 Okay, let's do that. 1.00

00:12:16.000 Well, what do you want to do?

00:12:17.000 I don't know.

00:12:17.000 Add like 5,000 transit cops?

00:12:20.000 Okay, we'll do it.

00:12:22.000 Great.

00:12:22.000 Thank you.

00:12:23.000 And then word got out and they said, no, that's racist to have transit cops.

00:12:28.000 So all these white girls got out onto the street with things like poverty is not a crime. 1.00

00:12:32.000 Yeah, because turnstile jumpers are just, it's some poor lady with her kids just trying to get bread. 1.00

00:12:40.000 And I noticed when I was looking at the pictures, one of the girls had made a piece of cardboard this big. 0.84

00:12:46.000 She was holding it next to her face.

00:12:48.000 No one can see that.

00:12:50.000 That's why signs are on a sign thing.

00:12:52.000 They're on a signpost.

00:12:53.000 They're on a post, on a stick.

00:12:56.000 So you can see them up high.

00:12:57.000 That's why when you're on the highway, there's a McDonald's sign That's on a pole that's 300 feet high. 0.97

00:13:04.000 So, anyway, she's holding this little piece of cardboard next to her face and it says, Oink, oink, you monster. 0.94

00:13:10.000 So, a cop bought it through the doodle auction and the labradoodle auction we have every year. 0.97

00:13:17.000 And I don't know, the address got fucked up, it didn't bounce back to me, didn't get to him.

00:13:22.000 And he said, Oh, I just, it's not a big deal, it's for a good cause. 0.94

00:13:25.000 I just wanted to put it on the wall of my precinct just to piss off my co-workers, my fellow cops.

00:13:31.000 And I was like, all right, I'll draw it again.

00:13:34.000 That's a noble cause.

00:13:37.000 So that's what I'll be doing first.

00:13:38.000 So you can't have this.

00:13:40.000 I'll try to do it fast.

00:13:42.000 And I'm also going to explain it in a note.

00:13:47.000 In a note which reads, what's it say?

00:13:49.000 What's it say?

00:13:50.000 How are we doing for the calls?

00:13:52.000 I just got a cold like one second ago.

00:13:54.000 A cold?

00:13:55.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:13:56.000 That sucks. 0.99

00:13:56.000 Is that the symptoms of COVID? 0.99

00:13:58.000 You start with like cold symptoms?

00:13:59.000 I don't know, but earlier today, yeah, I just had like a sniffle out of nowhere. 0.99

00:14:03.000 I was like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:14:04.000 Uh-oh. 1.00

00:14:05.000 You gave me your cold.

00:14:06.000 Can you hand me a serviette, please?

00:14:07.000 Sure.

00:14:08.000 Don't drop it on the Chesterfield.

00:14:12.000 Chesterfield?

00:14:13.000 Unfamiliar.

00:14:14.000 You never heard that word before?

00:14:16.000 Yeah, it's a gun.

00:14:19.000 You mean a Smith and Wesson?

00:14:21.000 Chesterfield.

00:14:22.000 Chesterfield is what Canadians call a couch.

00:14:25.000 Really?

00:14:26.000 And they call it Kreenex's serviette.

00:14:27.000 That I knew.

00:14:28.000 Because of, what's his name?

00:14:30.000 Nardoir, the Human Serviette. 0.96

00:14:31.000 The Human Serviet? 0.88

00:14:33.000 This is a Chesterfield.

00:14:34.000 Oh.

00:14:35.000 In America, it's a gun.

00:14:39.000 What do people think when you walk around with this hat on?

00:14:43.000 This guy has a really hard time controlling himself?

00:14:45.000 This guy's an intense partier.

00:14:47.000 Yeah, but he's also responsible.

00:14:49.000 But I like jokes that aren't a joke.

00:14:51.000 Like, I'm aware, obviously, that this is funny.

00:14:54.000 This fits amazing, by the way, yeah.

00:14:55.000 But it's also kind of helpful.

00:14:58.000 Like, if you can stay away from shots and obviously nose beers, as we used to call them, your next day is going to be 100% better.

00:15:07.000 If I just drink beer, I can work out and be fine. 0.57

00:15:10.000 If I fucking drink whiskey like I do 100% of the time, the next day in the gym is rough. 0.93

00:15:16.000 And I'm noticing a lot of alcoholismism at my gym. 0.99

00:15:21.000 Like discrimination against me.

00:15:23.000 I'm sparring.

00:15:24.000 I'm losing.

00:15:24.000 I'm going, breathing like that.

00:15:30.000 In the ring.

00:15:30.000 That's not very intimidating to your opponent.

00:15:33.000 And they'll go, have another beer as they beat me up.

00:15:37.000 Or I was doing pads with Larry the other day and he goes, I can smell the whiskey off of you.

00:15:41.000 They're shaming you.

00:15:42.000 Shaming?

00:15:43.000 Drunk shaming.

00:15:45.000 That ain't right.

00:15:46.000 That's wrong.

00:15:48.000 Don't you think?

00:15:49.000 I do.

00:15:51.000 We got a proud boy certain Skylar.

00:15:53.000 Skylar?

00:15:55.000 Hello.

00:15:56.000 Hello?

00:15:56.000 Uhuru?

00:15:58.000 Just saying anything?

00:16:02.000 Hello?

00:16:04.000 Hello, hello.

00:16:04.000 Can you hear me, sir?

00:16:07.000 Hello?

00:16:08.000 Hi, how are you?

00:16:09.000 Am I coming in loud and clear, Sir Earl?

00:16:12.000 Let's see if this isn't...

00:16:13.000 Oh, yeah.

00:16:15.000 What happened, Ryan?

00:16:16.000 You didn't have the mic on?

00:16:19.000 I have to restart the Skype.

00:16:24.000 Can you hear me?

00:16:25.000 Nope.

00:16:26.000 I don't think I can hear you guys.

00:16:27.000 Okay, we're going to have to redo the Skype because I'm...

00:16:30.000 Well, if you can hear me still, I sent an email in.

00:16:32.000 It says unintentional crowd voice song from Dazz Talk Designs.

00:16:38.000 That's basically all I was calling for.

00:16:40.000 Okay.

00:16:41.000 Okay.

00:16:42.000 Let's check that out.

00:16:43.000 Now I can hear you.

00:16:44.000 Yes.

00:16:44.000 Oh, now you can hear me?

00:16:46.000 Yeah, now I can hear you.

00:16:48.000 What did we change?

00:16:50.000 Yeah, what did you change, Ryan?

00:16:51.000 The input.

00:16:52.000 Easy, Skylar.

00:16:54.000 Okay, so you didn't have the correct input set up.

00:16:56.000 No, it wasn't even available.

00:16:58.000 I had to finagle it.

00:17:01.000 Finagle it.

00:17:02.000 Yeah.

00:17:03.000 Okay, well, check that out.

00:17:04.000 Thank you for your call.

00:17:06.000 Unintentional Proud Boy song.

00:17:08.000 Atmosphere trying to find a balance.

00:17:11.000 They love the taste of blood.

00:17:13.000 I don't know what that means, but I know that I mean it.

00:17:17.000 Maybe they're as evil as they seem.

00:17:20.000 Look out the window when it's seen.

00:17:23.000 Atmosphere finally made a good record.

00:17:25.000 You're right. 1.00

00:17:26.000 That shit almost sounds convincing. 0.99

00:17:28.000 The last time I felt it was this was the last time we played it. 0.99

00:18:00.000 Why am I watching this?

00:18:01.000 Is he gonna take cops to cool at some point?

00:18:12.000 Everybody knows how to get drunk. 1.00

00:18:14.000 Somebody give me your bitch. 1.00

00:18:16.000 All right, that's enough. 1.00

00:18:17.000 God bless America.

00:18:18.000 Oh, he said God bless America.

00:18:20.000 Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.

00:18:21.000 I think we cut it off right at the start.

00:18:22.000 So it's a pro-USA rap song.

00:18:24.000 Okay, thank you, sir.

00:18:27.000 I'm 50. 1.00

00:18:27.000 I don't like your fucking music. 1.00

00:18:32.000 It's embarrassing. 1.00

00:18:34.000 And have you noticed when white people are in some sort of form of conflict, they get all black? 1.00

00:18:39.000 I hate. 0.99

00:18:40.000 Yo, what you're gonna do?

00:18:42.000 Step up.

00:18:43.000 Stop that.

00:18:44.000 It's gross.

00:18:45.000 If you didn't grow up in East New York, stop that with the gestures.

00:18:49.000 There's plenty of things you can do within your own culture that are aggressive. 1.00

00:18:52.000 Like, fuck you. 1.00

00:18:55.000 Imagine going Latino when you get angry. 1.00

00:18:57.000 Yo, dude, what's the point?

00:18:58.000 Mira, Mira. 0.98

00:19:00.000 It's just face gay. 0.98

00:19:03.000 Walt is on the line. 0.91

00:19:04.000 Suggestion for Justice for Liberty.

00:19:07.000 Hey, what's going on, guys?

00:19:08.000 How you guys doing?

00:19:09.000 Good.

00:19:09.000 How are you?

00:19:12.000 I can't complain.

00:19:14.000 I just had a quick suggestion for the charity you guys run for John and Max and them. 0.99

00:19:20.000 Dude, you do these show notes every fucking night. 0.89

00:19:23.000 You should be autographing that and just having them up, selling them for $50 a pop on the censored website. 0.99

00:19:30.000 Those things would fucking sell. 0.98

00:19:32.000 Really? 0.99

00:19:33.000 You think people would buy this?

00:19:34.000 You don't think so?

00:19:35.000 Would you buy? 1.00

00:19:38.000 Yeah, dude, if you autograph them real quick and throw that shit up, definitely. 0.99

00:19:42.000 I'd buy one. 0.99

00:19:44.000 You would for $50.

00:19:47.000 Yeah, why not?

00:19:48.000 I mean, it's cool to have in your help now, too.

00:19:50.000 I mean, the drawings are cool.

00:19:52.000 You can put them up.

00:19:52.000 I mean, the cameos would be cool, but then you can be forever, you know?

00:19:58.000 Okay, I'll try it, I guess.

00:20:01.000 Thanks for your call. 1.00

00:20:02.000 Or don't, go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:20:05.000 Did you hear him? 1.00

00:20:06.000 What are you saying? 1.00

00:20:06.000 As it faded him out, he's like, all right, or don't, go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:20:10.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:12.000 So, Sam, one of the PBs we're hanging out with, he bought for $1,200 the Get Fire Be Brave sketch.

00:20:20.000 And he said we talked about it.

00:20:23.000 I was like, oh, cool.

00:20:24.000 I was like, would you buy the show notes and stuff?

00:20:26.000 He's like, dude, yeah, anything to put on my list.

00:20:27.000 So this is a thing.

00:20:29.000 And this just came up, well, in DC.

00:20:32.000 They would buy your show notes.

00:20:33.000 Sam.

00:20:35.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

00:20:36.000 Hey, man.

00:20:38.000 Rap.

00:20:39.000 Hey, so I called y'all maybe like two weeks ago. 0.99

00:20:41.000 Remember that story about that black calling us terrorists and shit like that? 0.98

00:20:46.000 Who calling us terrorists? 1.00

00:20:49.000 Some black girl I was fucking. 1.00

00:20:51.000 She was calling Proud Boys Terrorists Proud Boys Terrorists and shit. 1.00

00:20:55.000 Yep, I remember that. 0.99

00:21:00.000 I was flirting with this other girl. 0.72

00:21:01.000 I'm sitting there talking to her, another black chick, of course. 1.00

00:21:04.000 Of course, because you like your ass eaten. 1.00

00:21:09.000 Yeah, that's me. 1.00

00:21:10.000 Anyway.

00:21:12.000 So I was talking to her, and she asked me who I voted for.

00:21:16.000 And, of course, I told her I voted for Trump.

00:21:18.000 And I asked her who she was voting for.

00:21:20.000 Of course, she said she's voting for Biden.

00:21:23.000 And so I asked her why.

00:21:25.000 And she was like, I don't know. 0.94

00:21:29.000 I do think Biden's a pedophile and everything like that. 1.00

00:21:33.000 But Trump's a racist. 1.00

00:21:34.000 And I just don't think that's a good thing to have in office. 1.00

00:21:38.000 And I was like, what the fuck did I just hear? 1.00

00:21:41.000 So you're telling me you know this guy wants to fuck kids, but you'd rather vote for him instead of a racist, a supposed racist? 1.00

00:21:49.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:21:52.000 The lack of logic is shocking, isn't it? 1.00

00:21:55.000 And by the way, a pedophile is much worse than a racist. 0.99

00:21:59.000 Exactly. 1.00

00:22:02.000 Exactly.

00:22:03.000 And I was sitting there thinking, because my logic was, these people don't really believe he's a pedophile. 1.00

00:22:10.000 But that blew my fucking mind. 1.00

00:22:12.000 I was like, this woman actually thinks he's a pedophile, but she'd rather vote for a pedophile than a racist. 1.00

00:22:18.000 Fucking mind-boggling. 1.00

00:22:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:22:20.000 Okay. 1.00

00:22:21.000 Thanks for calling, dude.

00:22:22.000 It reminds me of who's that cannibal, the most famous cannibal in the world?

00:22:26.000 Jeffrey Dahmer.

00:22:27.000 And he found out they were doing a documentary on him.

00:22:29.000 And he said, I just want to make something clear. 0.92

00:22:30.000 I did eat a lot of black people, but that's because I lived in a poor neighborhood that was black. 0.82

00:22:34.000 I am not racist, and I would have eaten poor white people if they were around. 1.00

00:22:40.000 Virtuous cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer. 0.99

00:22:43.000 Phew. 0.96

00:22:44.000 Oh, okay.

00:22:44.000 Well, we're not doing the documentary anymore because now you don't seem like such a bad guy.

00:22:47.000 It's not really juicy.

00:22:49.000 Yeah.

00:22:51.000 Liam.

00:22:54.000 Yes.

00:22:55.000 Hello.

00:22:55.000 Am I on?

00:22:56.000 You're on, dude. 1.00

00:22:59.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:23:00.000 Gavin, you're my fucking hero. 1.00

00:23:01.000 I love you, dude. 0.99

00:23:03.000 I see you like you saw the fun screwing up.

00:23:06.000 Oh, so when you cry, do your parents say, Gavin McInnes doesn't cry.

00:23:12.000 Yes, they do.

00:23:14.000 Then it works.

00:23:16.000 Anyways, I'm 16, and I'm asking if you have any advice for getting laid in high school. 0.99

00:23:22.000 Also, Ryan's a fag, but I've come to love him too over time. 1.00

00:23:25.000 You should be proud of your boy. 0.99

00:23:27.000 Thank you.

00:23:27.000 I guess.

00:23:28.000 16-year-olds.

00:23:29.000 Is it even legal for me to give 16-year-olds tips on how to get laid?

00:23:32.000 Yeah, wait till marriage. 0.96

00:23:33.000 Are they allowed to get laid? 1.00

00:23:34.000 Don't do drugs.

00:23:38.000 Buy her flowers and then wait two years?

00:23:40.000 Spin a bottle?

00:23:44.000 I mean, how did I get laid in high school?

00:23:46.000 It was so hard, man.

00:23:48.000 I don't miss those days.

00:23:49.000 Because you'd finally get her into bed, and it's not like she was like, all right, let's get to work here, boss. 0.92

00:23:54.000 Like, she was just like, uh, ow, okay.

00:23:56.000 Oh, your arm is.

00:23:58.000 Like, there was no moves.

00:23:59.000 It was like playing tennis with a toddler. 0.99

00:24:03.000 But here's my advice, and it's going to sound super fucking gay. 0.99

00:24:09.000 But my advice would be you both go at your own pace. 0.98

00:24:13.000 I remember when we were like 14, we heard about this guy, Barry Pablo, I think his name was.

00:24:19.000 And we heard that he took, like, they took their shirts off, him and this girl he liked, and they sat in the basement, and they just slowly touched each other and didn't do anything more really slowly.

00:24:28.000 And we're like, it's okay.

00:24:30.000 And now as an adult, I look back and go, that's really sweet.

00:24:32.000 You know, they were taking their time and not doing anything weird.

00:24:36.000 But yeah, I would just say don't rush her.

00:24:39.000 And I don't envy you, dude.

00:24:41.000 I remember praying to God to stop having constant boners at your age.

00:24:46.000 I said, if it means eating pepperoni, I'll eat pepperoni. 1.00

00:24:49.000 Like, tell me the cure for this fucking curse. 0.99

00:24:55.000 But don't get your hopes up. 1.00

00:24:57.000 And I don't know, maybe check out a trailer park or something.

00:25:02.000 That's it right there, yeah.

00:25:04.000 That's great.

00:25:06.000 Yeah, go to the Bronx.

00:25:08.000 Thanks for calling.

00:25:09.000 Wow, the trailer park, that hit pretty deep.

00:25:14.000 This dude is spitting.

00:25:15.000 James on the line.

00:25:19.000 James?

00:25:20.000 James?

00:25:22.000 James, is that you?

00:25:25.000 Hello, Gavin.

00:25:25.000 How are you?

00:25:26.000 Good.

00:25:26.000 How are you doing?

00:25:27.000 Man, I just emailed all this shit going on in Alberta with the COVID, bro. 0.99

00:25:32.000 It's crazy. 0.99

00:25:33.000 I'm a little spooked.

00:25:34.000 Why?

00:25:35.000 What's happening?

00:25:45.000 Almost a quarter of COVID-19 deaths.

00:25:48.000 It's since November 80s.

00:25:54.000 Candles at the grocery store.

00:25:56.000 It's insane, bro, because the only people dying are like above the age of 70, and the last time they locked down, it did nothing but scare the population, increase alcoholism, drug abuse, suicide.

00:26:09.000 Man, and now she's basically saying, Oh, yo, we promised a two-week shutdown.

00:26:14.000 It's just gonna be two weeks, but the rule breakers are making it so it might go on forever.

00:26:18.000 So, if you guys don't tighten it up, you can blame them for why we're gonna have an extended lockdown.

00:26:23.000 It's insane, bro.

00:26:24.000 I sent you the video just like three minutes ago under Alberta COVID-BS.

00:26:28.000 Okay, we'll play it right now.

00:26:29.000 Yeah, it's shocking that the last time I was in Calgary, it was basically Sweden. 0.99

00:26:35.000 It was beautiful.

00:26:36.000 It looked like Tokyo.

00:26:38.000 And you could just smell the money everywhere.

00:26:41.000 And that was what's his name, Ralph Klein, you know, promoting Mon and it's terrible, bro.

00:26:48.000 Ten years ago, you could, like, just millionaires everywhere.

00:26:52.000 That's obviously hyperbole.

00:26:54.000 Like, the oil fields were amazing, but now it's becoming a socialist hello.

00:26:58.000 Yo, think about this, though.

00:26:59.000 If they could threaten to lock us down for an invisible imaginary disease, yo, the same girl said that racism was an illness, that racism was the real pandemic.

00:27:09.000 Bro, they're going to start locking us down for racism, for environmental concerns?

00:27:13.000 It's insane.

00:27:15.000 Yeah, okay.

00:27:15.000 Thanks for calling.

00:27:16.000 We'll check out the video.

00:27:17.000 You know, another thing that they can start doing is they go, well, Alexa can be used to catch drug dealers and stuff and terrorists, right?

00:27:26.000 Illegal things.

00:27:27.000 And everyone wants that.

00:27:28.000 It makes the world safer.

00:27:29.000 Okay.

00:27:30.000 And then they make racism illegal. 1.00

00:27:32.000 And the next thing you know, you're getting arrested because you said some racist joke that your fucking Alexa misunderstood. 0.99

00:27:39.000 And the police are coming to take you away. 0.98

00:27:42.000 You ever hear that one thing?

00:27:43.000 There was an author writing about like a fictional murder.

00:27:47.000 And he was Googling how to cook a woman, how to hide a body, how to yada yada.

00:27:51.000 No, you're talking about that cop, the cannibal cop?

00:27:54.000 Nope.

00:27:54.000 No, Separate Dude was an author, and he was writing a fictional thing about how to cook a body, yada yada.

00:28:00.000 And he got a visit.

00:28:01.000 He got a visit from some three-letter, from three-letter people. 0.99

00:28:07.000 This is this lady he's talking about.

00:28:08.000 It looks like a salamander.

00:28:10.000 Almost a quarter of all our COVID-19 deaths have happened since November 1st.

00:28:16.000 And how many of us?

00:28:17.000 If we do not change our trajectory, the implications are grim.

00:28:21.000 The daily COVID-19 death count is a tragic reminder that COVID-19 is not just a flu.

00:28:28.000 It is life and death.

00:28:30.000 And often it is the outcome of choices made by Albertans who may not even know the victims.

00:28:36.000 Almost one in three cases are getting sick from sources we can't identify.

00:28:42.000 Getting sick at it.

00:28:43.000 We know that overall, as of November 15th, about 40% of cases are linked to a household or social gathering or private events.

00:28:51.000 Boring, okay, we got 10% are linked to.

00:28:53.000 Jesus Christ.

00:28:54.000 Alberta's COVID law is not exactly scintillating content here.

00:28:59.000 Next call.

00:29:02.000 Cindy.

00:29:05.000 Hi, this is Cindy.

00:29:07.000 I'm from Illinois.

00:29:08.000 Hello.

00:29:08.000 Yo, I'm Colleen.

00:29:11.000 I'm a nurse at the high school in the district in northwest Illinois.

00:29:19.000 And I just find it absolutely disgusting that our kids can't be in school full time.

00:29:25.000 You know, I think it's disgusting that.

00:29:28.000 You know, we have done hybrid.

00:29:31.000 We have done e-learning.

00:29:33.000 And our superintendent gets going back and forth, back and forth, and it's not good for the kids.

00:29:39.000 Yeah, you know what? 0.98

00:29:41.000 I'm at the point now where I fucking hate school in general. 0.99

00:29:44.000 Like, I see my boys when they're left to their own devices on the weekend, how they turn into absolute fucking raging monkeys and are riding their bikes around, jumping on shit for hours and hours and hours. 1.00

00:29:56.000 They sleep like a log when they get home. 0.99

00:29:58.000 And then I see them in school. 0.99

00:30:00.000 Now, now it's Zoom, so they're sitting at their desk in their room listening to some bullshit about family safety or some made-up course. 0.88

00:30:09.000 Family science, I think, was a course my kid was taking. 0.54

00:30:13.000 And I just think schools should be outside for the most part.

00:30:18.000 And if they do have to sit down, I don't know, teach them about American history, teach them about patriotism, but for maybe like two hours a day.

00:30:26.000 Recess should be three hours, and the whole thing should be maybe six hours max.

00:30:32.000 What do you think of that radical belief? 1.00

00:30:34.000 I mean, I 100% agree with you, and this is complete bullshit. 0.98

00:30:39.000 Either the kids should be in full time, or we could just wipe the school year out because it's not good for any of the kids. 0.98

00:30:47.000 No, it's really amazing how badly education has been handled in this country.

00:30:52.000 And it just shows you what happens when big government is in charge. 1.00

00:30:56.000 Like, they're fucking inept. 0.99

00:30:58.000 And this fact that they've been giving this stupid challenge, which none of us believe in, and them handling it so badly, like, I don't want the teacher to be exposed to 12 students, so we'll do six students and then six students. 1.00

00:31:10.000 And you go, that's 12, dumbass. 0.99

00:31:12.000 You're just doing one in the morning, one in the afternoon? 1.00

00:31:14.000 What?

00:31:17.000 Yes, and in my district, the teachers are terrified to come work.

00:31:23.000 But in my district, all of us, 10 nurses, we want to come work.

00:31:28.000 We're not scared of it. 0.97

00:31:29.000 It's like, everybody's going to fucking get this disease, or I'm sorry, virus. 0.99

00:31:33.000 Everybody's going to get it. 0.99

00:31:34.000 You know, you can't hide from it.

00:31:37.000 You can't hide under a rock from it for two years. 0.99

00:31:40.000 We're all going to fucking get it like the flu. 0.99

00:31:42.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:31:43.000 In my opinion.

00:31:44.000 No, I agree with you.

00:31:46.000 And isn't it funny how their safety is so paramount and kids living normal lives doesn't matter?

00:31:52.000 And in fact, they've structured the narrative such that if you want kids to go back to school, you want kids to die. 1.00

00:32:00.000 And you go, wait a minute, how many kids have died from this shit? 1.00

00:32:03.000 They're dying of boredom is what they're dying of. 1.00

00:32:07.000 So in my district, the teachers blame it on the parents.

00:32:10.000 You want your kids to go to school so we can die.

00:32:14.000 That's what they say.

00:32:15.000 And I'm just sitting here like, yeah, all of us nurses in Admin want to go back to school.

00:32:21.000 It's just you teachers because of the union.

00:32:25.000 And they have the union fighting for them day in and day out. 0.90

00:32:29.000 And it's just disgusting.

00:32:31.000 It's like, we're never going to get over this.

00:32:33.000 You know, back in the Spanish flu, they did this playing again for a couple years, and they never got over it until everybody did herd immunity.

00:32:44.000 And that's what we need to do.

00:32:46.000 Yes, people are going to die, but people are going to die from flu and from everything else.

00:32:51.000 Isn't it weird how the flu stats seem to have disappeared?

00:32:54.000 All the other diseases?

00:32:55.000 It seems like everything got pushed into COVID.

00:32:59.000 Absolutely.

00:33:00.000 And they're saying that people with cancer won't go into the hospital to get their treatment, so they're going to die sooner because they're scared of COVID.

00:33:08.000 And you know what? 0.99

00:33:09.000 The media just fucking wants to scare everybody, and the media sucks. 1.00

00:33:13.000 Yes, I agree. 1.00

00:33:14.000 If it bleeds, it leads.

00:33:16.000 So they make us bleed.

00:33:18.000 Thanks for calling, nurse.

00:33:20.000 Thank you for your service.

00:33:22.000 See you on TikTok.

00:33:24.000 Just kidding.

00:33:25.000 I know you're not a TikTok nurse.

00:33:29.000 This is Nick.

00:33:32.000 Yo, G-Dog.

00:33:33.000 Yo.

00:33:34.000 I got a question for you. 0.97

00:33:36.000 So we never actually got our answer to the fag capital of the world. 1.00

00:33:40.000 We got the drop. 0.97

00:33:41.000 He was in Kansas City, but he's from Cincinnati.

00:33:45.000 Me and my buddy have been doing research. 0.98

00:33:47.000 We think Tel Aviv is the fag capital of the world. 1.00

00:33:50.000 Great gay tourism information, but geographically, they're located in a place where everybody wants to kill them. 1.00

00:33:58.000 Yeah, I looked that up too. 0.94

00:34:00.000 And it is technically the most gay-friendly place on earth.

00:34:03.000 I think Australia was second.

00:34:05.000 San Francisco was surprisingly low on the list.

00:34:08.000 But there's no way in hell an MLB sports broadcaster would be talking about Tel Aviv, and definitely not in a negative way.

00:34:17.000 So I think the odds are much higher.

00:34:19.000 It was Kansas or some other team where he doesn't like the baseball team.

00:34:28.000 Oh, okay.

00:34:29.000 Okay.

00:34:30.000 So the players were from Tel Aviv.

00:34:33.000 What?

00:34:34.000 No.

00:34:34.000 No, he was not talking about Tel Aviv.

00:34:37.000 It's factually true that Tel Aviv is the fag capital of the world, but there's no way that he was talking about Tel Aviv. 1.00

00:34:44.000 In other words, he was not being totally accurate. 0.95

00:34:48.000 I know.

00:34:49.000 I was just being retarded there, but that is good insight. 0.97

00:34:51.000 I will pass that on.

00:34:53.000 Yeah, let's get back to it.

00:34:54.000 Let's just assume it's Kansas.

00:34:56.000 I mean, he wasn't being mathematical.

00:34:58.000 He was just riffing with his bros. 0.98

00:35:02.000 Fag Capital of the World. 1.00

00:35:03.000 Fag Capital of the World. 1.00

00:35:07.000 Thanks for calling. 1.00

00:35:10.000 Fag Capitals of the World. 1.00

00:35:14.000 Flag. 0.97

00:35:15.000 Isn't it amazing he said it in the announcer voice, too? 0.99

00:35:18.000 Fag capital of the world. 1.00

00:35:20.000 That's his work voice. 0.99

00:35:21.000 It's not like honey, pass the salt.

00:35:24.000 Like, I'm pretty sure he talks a little different.

00:35:26.000 You can relax, dude.

00:35:27.000 We're not recording you.

00:35:30.000 But we are.

00:35:31.000 And you can see my daughter Jen is passing the syrup across the table there.

00:35:34.000 Excellent pass.

00:35:35.000 Putting the salt on top of the board. 0.99

00:35:38.000 He gets into an argument with a gay guy, and he's like, I'm not going to sit here and take a lecture from someone from the fag capital of the world. 1.00

00:35:46.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:35:47.000 But great voice. 1.00

00:35:48.000 Actually, gays do that all the time. 1.00

00:35:50.000 Great voice. 0.99

00:35:50.000 They're gay voice. 0.99

00:35:51.000 Yeah.

00:35:52.000 Tyler, the creator?

00:35:55.000 No relation.

00:35:56.000 Hello, hello.

00:35:57.000 Hello, hello.

00:35:58.000 Can you hear me?

00:35:59.000 Yes, sir.

00:36:00.000 All right.

00:36:02.000 So, Gavin, I leave for Navy boot camp January 4th.

00:36:06.000 And as a veteran yourself, I would like to hear your insight on what to expect.

00:36:13.000 Not necessarily in boot camp, but when I'm out in the fleet, if you can give me a few pointers for making it through this treacherous journey.

00:36:22.000 Yeah.

00:36:23.000 Well, I'm glad you called.

00:36:24.000 I'm glad you called.

00:36:26.000 As someone who's seen countless movies about Navy boot camp, I can tell you exactly what to expect.

00:36:34.000 And I want to warn you, you might just think, okay, I'll just do my job.

00:36:39.000 I'll keep my barracks clean. 0.99

00:36:40.000 I'll keep my boots shined, and I won't get in shit. 0.99

00:36:45.000 I just beat the system. 0.99

00:36:46.000 I'll just do what they tell me.

00:36:47.000 I'll be good, and I'll get through it. 1.00

00:36:50.000 Yeah, but then you're known as a pussy and a teacher's pet. 1.00

00:36:54.000 So just doing exactly what you're told doesn't get you through it. 1.00

00:36:58.000 You still got to keep your brothers in the forefront of your mind.

00:37:02.000 So if they're up to some mischief, well, you're going to have to do it too.

00:37:07.000 So I guess my advice to you is be good, but not too good.

00:37:12.000 Don't be so good that you lose your brothers.

00:37:15.000 Because as a vet, I need you to know that that is paramount.

00:37:20.000 Your brothers go above everything, even the military, even the country.

00:37:27.000 Thank you for my service.

00:37:28.000 So play the game, but keep the brotherhood, is what you're saying?

00:37:32.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:37:33.000 Yes.

00:37:34.000 Play the game, but not too much.

00:37:36.000 Don't be a teacher's pet.

00:37:40.000 I appreciate your insight.

00:37:41.000 Thank you, brother.

00:37:42.000 You're welcome, man.

00:37:46.000 He's got a rough path laid out for him.

00:37:49.000 I remember when I first started watching movies about boot camp, I thought it was going to be easy, but after a few of those movies, you are exhausted.

00:37:59.000 But, you know, you come out with it with valor. 0.99

00:38:03.000 And when I see these fuckers with their stolen valor who haven't seen one fucking war movie. 1.00

00:38:09.000 Or a trailer. 1.00

00:38:10.000 Not a trailer.

00:38:11.000 They don't know what battalion they would have been in. 1.00

00:38:16.000 I want to murder them. 0.99

00:38:18.000 They don't know what it's like to live vicariously through Vin Diesel's. 1.00

00:38:21.000 I actually have been catching stolen valor dudes as a stolen valor dude.

00:38:27.000 Really?

00:38:28.000 Yeah.

00:38:28.000 Like this dude at my local bar, he's like, yeah, I was a Marine, 92 to 99.

00:38:33.000 I got this fucked up neck and I can't see the doctor. 0.93

00:38:36.000 And I'm like, what do you mean you can't see the doctor? 0.99

00:38:39.000 I don't have health insurance.

00:38:40.000 And well, I know from watching movies that you guys have a thing called the VA.

00:38:46.000 So after hearing him bitch about it one too many times, I go, why wouldn't you just go, we'll call him Eddie. 0.88

00:38:52.000 Why wouldn't you just go to the VA, Eddie? 0.61

00:38:54.000 And he's like, he starts getting weird.

00:38:57.000 And he's like, oh, I mean, I just, you know, it's funny you say that.

00:39:00.000 Someone was just talking about that the other day.

00:39:01.000 Yeah, I hadn't really thought about that before.

00:39:03.000 But now I'm, yeah, I'm actually probably going to be doing that now.

00:39:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:09.000 Oh. 1.00

00:39:11.000 Maybe you're full of shit, Ed. 1.00

00:39:13.000 I would really like to see your take on. 1.00

00:39:15.000 So there was this guy from the DC video, and I thought he was really cool.

00:39:20.000 He told a war story.

00:39:21.000 Remember one of the things, and I know some veterans do tell stories, right?

00:39:26.000 Especially if it's to promote a cause and be like, listen, I will tell a story if it helps you see that Jesus is real or something like that.

00:39:31.000 So there was this guy with the...

00:39:32.000 What are they talking about? 1.00

00:39:33.000 They tell stories all the fucking time. 1.00

00:39:36.000 Vietnam vets, you can't get them talking. 1.00

00:39:38.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:39:39.000 He's a Vietnam vet.

00:39:40.000 Oh.

00:39:40.000 Allegedly.

00:39:41.000 Now, I don't want to.

00:39:41.000 Or any other war, they're chatty kathies.

00:39:45.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:39:46.000 They're not bragging, but they're happy to tell you the crazy fucking stories. 0.99

00:39:49.000 I'm not bragging. 0.99

00:39:51.000 Yeah, and so there's this extended thing.

00:39:53.000 I didn't put it in the DC video, but maybe you could check a peek of it out.

00:39:57.000 Oh, you mean the guy with the repent sign?

00:39:59.000 In the hood.

00:40:00.000 Yeah, he looks like a Grim Reaper.

00:40:01.000 Dressed like the Grim Reaper. 1.00

00:40:03.000 Yeah, he was boring as shit. 0.99

00:40:04.000 By the way, Ryan is 99% done with the movie of his trip to DC, The Million Mega March. 0.99

00:40:10.000 It's very good. 0.52

00:40:11.000 We crammed everything in there, which is why it's taking so long, including shit he didn't film, like fights and old people getting beat up and stuff.

00:40:19.000 But you want to show it now? 0.94

00:40:21.000 Well, the Repent Guy, I'll line that up.

00:40:24.000 But you know what?

00:40:25.000 If it's a real story, and I don't want to doubt a veteran, it's weird.

00:40:29.000 It's a weird place to be, but it's such a great story, and I'll let him tell it.

00:40:33.000 But it's long.

00:40:33.000 So maybe you could just go.

00:40:34.000 No, we're not going to peek in this show.

00:40:36.000 Okay.

00:40:37.000 Maybe we could verify it.

00:40:40.000 Isn't your uncle a Vietnam vet?

00:40:41.000 Grandfather, yeah.

00:40:42.000 Yeah, show it to him.

00:40:44.000 Maybe.

00:40:44.000 And see, does this sound real?

00:40:46.000 Yeah, that'd be good.

00:40:47.000 Wasn't your uncle a vet too?

00:40:50.000 No.

00:40:51.000 My uncle was in the forces when he was young, but no.

00:40:54.000 He didn't see action.

00:40:56.000 Oh, speaking of.

00:40:57.000 Now you can tell the guys who saw action.

00:41:00.000 They don't want to talk about it.

00:41:01.000 Yeah, yeah, they don't.

00:41:02.000 I've heard him tell some stories, but.

00:41:04.000 They don't go, Vietnam vets are so action. 1.00

00:41:07.000 They'll go, oh, shit. 1.00

00:41:08.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:41:09.000 We saw some shit going down. 1.00

00:41:11.000 Woo! 1.00

00:41:13.000 Wow. 0.99

00:41:14.000 It was fucking intense, my man. 1.00

00:41:16.000 Fucking intense. 1.00

00:41:18.000 The thing is, my grandfather used to drink a lot. 0.99

00:41:19.000 He's been sober for years, but he had some dark nights where he would say things to my grandmother.

00:41:25.000 My grandmother told me, she was like, yeah, he watched his friend's back get opened up by machine gun fire.

00:41:31.000 And he knew that guy very well.

00:41:33.000 You know, you tend to know people that you're in that little squad with.

00:41:36.000 So stuff like that.

00:41:38.000 Anyway, we got Charlie speaking of enemies in Vietnam.

00:41:43.000 Charlie in the trees.

00:41:45.000 Hello.

00:41:46.000 Hey, what's up?

00:41:47.000 Hello.

00:41:48.000 Hello.

00:41:48.000 Oh, you can hear me?

00:41:50.000 Yes.

00:41:51.000 Oh, I called in two weeks ago, I think.

00:41:54.000 I'm the guy who punched the guy who looks at a craft store.

00:41:56.000 Oh, yeah, I remember you.

00:41:59.000 Yeah, so, like, there's a part I left out about this story, and it kind of involves a girl.

00:42:06.000 He kind of cockboxed me before that, too.

00:42:09.000 But that's not what I'm talking about. 0.99

00:42:10.000 So, I've been, like, flirting with her and shit, got nudes and shit. 0.99

00:42:14.000 And, like, a week ago, out of fucking nowhere, she gets back with her ex. 0.99

00:42:21.000 And she, but, like, still talking to me. 0.94

00:42:25.000 Oh, you just broke up a lot.

00:42:26.000 I don't know what I should do.

00:42:28.000 Okay.

00:42:28.000 Well, like, should I keep, like, I could probably get her to cheat, but, like, do I want to do that?

00:42:33.000 Yeah.

00:42:34.000 Fair in love and war.

00:42:35.000 But don't look desperate. 1.00

00:42:36.000 It's like fucking immoral and shit. 1.00

00:42:38.000 No, it's not. 1.00

00:42:39.000 If there's no ring, you don't exist.

00:42:42.000 It's all fake.

00:42:43.000 It's just a video game.

00:42:45.000 So, yeah.

00:42:47.000 Back in my single days, if someone had a boyfriend, I'd just be like, why are you telling me your personal life? 0.99

00:42:52.000 I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:42:53.000 Anyway, let's get back to work. 0.99

00:42:55.000 I like green M ⁇ Ms. 1.00

00:42:56.000 Also, I have like high school too and work.

00:43:00.000 So the only day I don't have anything is Sunday.

00:43:05.000 So like one day.

00:43:07.000 The only day I don't have anything is today.

00:43:09.000 And that thing is care.

00:43:11.000 Thank you for calling.

00:43:14.000 I get what you're saying.

00:43:15.000 That's the Lord's Day, right?

00:43:17.000 I think I do have a theory on that, which is like, you can do it.

00:43:21.000 It's basically the girl's fault. 0.79

00:43:22.000 So if she lets you do it, then it's not that big of a deal.

00:43:26.000 Like, I remember when I went out with this girl, Nancy, and then I broke up with her like two years later, and she's like, I was in a relationship, and you took me out of it.

00:43:34.000 I was like, if you were in a relationship, you could be taken out of.

00:43:36.000 You weren't in much of a relationship.

00:43:39.000 Nance?

00:43:40.000 Like a Nance.

00:43:43.000 Somebody's...

00:43:44.000 I was doing something.

00:43:45.000 Louie.

00:43:46.000 Is Louie?

00:43:49.000 Louie?

00:43:50.000 Yeah.

00:43:51.000 Yeah.

00:43:51.000 How's it going, guys?

00:43:53.000 Hey, buddy. 1.00

00:43:53.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:43:54.000 We already went 45 minutes in. 1.00

00:43:56.000 We shouldn't have to go behind the paywall after this.

00:43:59.000 Yeah.

00:44:00.000 Are we missing reads?

00:44:02.000 Yep.

00:44:02.000 Poop.

00:44:03.000 Okay, go ahead, caller.

00:44:05.000 Oh, how's it going, guys?

00:44:07.000 Hey, man.

00:44:09.000 Cool, cool.

00:44:10.000 I just sent Surf Bag Zone a link.

00:44:14.000 I know you guys were confused about the Dash Snow Kendrick Lamar thing, you know, for the last episode.

00:44:21.000 Yep.

00:44:23.000 Yeah, so it's basically what it was is they sampled a Dash Snow interview in one of his songs.

00:44:31.000 I think the song's called The Heart.

00:44:33.000 You guys could look it up if you want, if you're interested in that at all.

00:44:36.000 Cool.

00:44:38.000 Anyhow, but that's that.

00:44:40.000 I was wondering, Gavin, when are you guys going to the new studio?

00:44:45.000 How soon is that?

00:44:47.000 I hope we're there January 1st.

00:44:51.000 Are you guys going to get that crazy Mantis thing, that shrimps thing?

00:44:56.000 What's that now?

00:44:57.000 The pistol shrimp.

00:44:59.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:00.000 The shrimp.

00:45:00.000 Yeah, that's in the plans.

00:45:02.000 You know, those things are really hard to find.

00:45:06.000 Oh, okay.

00:45:07.000 Yeah, that thing would be awesome, man.

00:45:08.000 You guys could, like, you know, it'll be like having a little Spongebob character in your studio. 0.98

00:45:14.000 Oh, holy shit. 0.99

00:45:16.000 It'll be like the fish on Pee-Wee's Playhouse. 0.99

00:45:18.000 Like, we can make him part of the show and ask him questions and stuff.

00:45:21.000 Yeah.

00:45:22.000 I love this so much.

00:45:23.000 You know, a fan reached out and he said, I have a pistol shrimp.

00:45:28.000 Or I think it's the mantis shrimp that we wanted. 1.00

00:45:30.000 And he's got like YouTube famous over it, just feeding it shit. 0.99

00:45:33.000 Like, he'll have it battle other shrimp. 0.99

00:45:35.000 Oh, yeah, because it'll kick a crab's head in and eat the guts. 1.00

00:45:38.000 Yeah.

00:45:38.000 So a fan of the show is like, yeah, I could help you out with that.

00:45:41.000 So I'm going to contact you.

00:45:42.000 Oh, cool, yeah, yeah.

00:45:43.000 So that'll be there.

00:45:43.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

00:45:46.000 Proud of your pistol shrimp.

00:45:48.000 They're such a cool animal.

00:45:50.000 They really are.

00:45:51.000 They create a vacuum when they kick that manifests air.

00:45:56.000 Yeah, kind of bubble work.

00:45:59.000 Who's that guy?

00:46:01.000 This is Kyle.

00:46:04.000 Hey, what's up?

00:46:05.000 Hey, man.

00:46:05.000 Hello.

00:46:07.000 Brian?

00:46:08.000 Yes.

00:46:10.000 All right.

00:46:12.000 Excellent to hear from you.

00:46:13.000 You too, yeah.

00:46:14.000 I'm on the show.

00:46:17.000 All right, so let's get moving.

00:46:20.000 Go on now.

00:46:24.000 All right, this is going to have to get a lot better, a lot quicker.

00:46:27.000 Kyle. 0.99

00:46:28.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:46:28.000 Sorry, I was watching the show. 0.99

00:46:30.000 Drop it.

00:46:30.000 I guess Mark.

00:46:31.000 You are the show, man.

00:46:34.000 I had a question about the good old days about Mike Keller.

00:46:38.000 Remember that guy?

00:46:39.000 Hmm.

00:46:40.000 Name Rings a Bell.

00:46:43.000 What was his deal again?

00:46:44.000 Helen's brother?

00:46:45.000 Was that like a David Cross situation? 0.57

00:46:47.000 He unfriended you because you're a Nazi?

00:46:50.000 I don't really remember him.

00:46:52.000 Mike Keller.

00:46:54.000 He did a little part in your movie.

00:46:56.000 I guess he did a couple skits with you in your ad agency.

00:46:59.000 Oh, oh.

00:47:00.000 Is that the guy that died?

00:47:03.000 No, he's still live.

00:47:04.000 Oh.

00:47:05.000 Yeah, he's got like a real Brooklyn kind of New York tough guy thing.

00:47:10.000 Yeah.

00:47:11.000 Yeah, that guy was awesome.

00:47:13.000 No, I don't think he dumped me.

00:47:15.000 Is that him?

00:47:17.000 Well, he's still in New York.

00:47:18.000 I don't know.

00:47:21.000 So what's the question?

00:47:22.000 I just thought I'd ask.

00:47:24.000 I'm just wondering what happened.

00:47:25.000 Why are you not friends with him anymore?

00:47:27.000 I sort of knew him, but not anymore.

00:47:29.000 Okay, well, we're still friends.

00:47:31.000 Well, not friends, but I don't know.

00:47:32.000 There wasn't a thing there.

00:47:33.000 Nothing interesting.

00:47:34.000 Thanks for calling.

00:47:36.000 Mikey Kells.

00:47:38.000 That call reeked.

00:47:44.000 Miguel.

00:47:49.000 Hold on, Miguel.

00:47:50.000 Can you guys hear me?

00:47:51.000 Yeah, man. 0.99

00:47:54.000 You're listening to shitty music. 0.99

00:47:56.000 Can you turn down your radio? 1.00

00:48:00.000 My bad.

00:48:01.000 Can you guys hear me?

00:48:02.000 Yep.

00:48:05.000 All right, bear with me.

00:48:06.000 I'm a little cross-fated, but I got a hell of a question for you or something you might want to have your opinion on.

00:48:13.000 I was thinking, why is Africa, Latin America, the Middle East, and Southeast Asia, on average, probably a little more disorderly or violent than their northern counterparts, 0.97

00:48:28.000 like East Asia, Europe, Canada, USA, with the exclusion of Australia and New Zealand, of course.

00:48:35.000 But I have been thinking that maybe World War II and lack of genocides or civil wars, you know, not being able to, like, think of Japan, right?

00:48:46.000 How many reckless men died that didn't get to spread their seed in that culture?

00:48:51.000 Mexico never had that.

00:48:52.000 The Congo never had that.

00:48:54.000 Well, Syria never had that.

00:48:57.000 So we may still have those men among us.

00:48:59.000 Mexico had the Aztecs eating each other. 0.53

00:49:01.000 They had all that brutal slaughter.

00:49:02.000 Does that not count?

00:49:08.000 It really should.

00:49:09.000 But I know when the Spaniards came through, they did a number on that. 0.99

00:49:14.000 They were pretty brutal themselves. 0.78

00:49:16.000 But I was just thinking, like, in Europe and Japan, why is it just so much more civil in terms of rape, death, maybe corruption?

00:49:27.000 And I'm just trying to think, like, what happened the last two, three hundred years?

00:49:30.000 Maybe something within our ancestors?

00:49:32.000 I don't know.

00:49:33.000 But it just, I don't want to put it all on, oh, well, you know, New Zealand, Australia, Japan, North America, just cooler climates.

00:49:40.000 So maybe people are just more chill.

00:49:42.000 Well, yeah, in cooler climates, I chilly think it's true.

00:49:45.000 In cooler climates, you've got to be a little more organized and have, what's it called, gratification.

00:49:52.000 You can't have instant gratification because if you eat all your stuff, then there's nothing to eat in January.

00:49:58.000 So you have to be less impulsive to survive.

00:50:02.000 And I'm sure that has something to do with it.

00:50:04.000 I do think there's genetic repercussions for World War II.

00:50:08.000 Like a lot of our bravest men couldn't spread their seed.

00:50:12.000 But I think it's bigger than that.

00:50:14.000 And it's the genetics of cold climates means, I don't know, more careful people.

00:50:21.000 Because you can't just go grab a papaya off a tree when you're hungry.

00:50:27.000 Yeah, I guess that's true. 0.87

00:50:28.000 It just makes you think about Japan and how pussified they become and just... 1.00

00:50:34.000 I don't know.

00:50:34.000 They sent all their greatest men to die in the Pacific.

00:50:38.000 And you know, how many Christians in Indonesia?

00:50:41.000 I don't know if it was genetic.

00:50:43.000 Look at China. 0.88

00:50:44.000 They killed 80 million middle-class people.

00:50:48.000 That has a genetic effect.

00:50:50.000 How many...

00:50:51.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

00:50:55.000 Computer, how many Japanese people died in World War II?

00:51:01.000 There is no exact number of Japanese casualties during World War II, but historians estimate that between 2.5 to 3.1 million Japanese people died during the war.

00:51:12.000 Okay, let me try that again.

00:51:13.000 Between 2.1 million people and 3.

00:51:16.000 Computer, how many Japanese soldiers died in World War II?

00:51:22.000 2,120,000 Japanese soldiers are the casualties of World War II.

00:51:28.000 Yeah, so I don't know.

00:51:32.000 I don't feel like that's going to change the DNA of a civilization.

00:51:38.000 Imagine it just said, not enough.

00:51:41.000 That'd be funny if it said, a bunch. 1.00

00:51:44.000 Who gives a shit? 1.00

00:51:47.000 Ask me a real question. 1.00

00:51:50.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:51:52.000 Thanks, Miguel. 1.00

00:51:54.000 Will.

00:51:57.000 Where there's a Will, there's a way.

00:52:01.000 Hey, can you all hear me?

00:52:02.000 Yeah.

00:52:05.000 Oh, sweet Gavin, what's up, dude?

00:52:07.000 Oh, sweet Gavin, what's up, dude? 0.98

00:52:15.000 Hey, man, this is a fucking hard channel to get through. 0.82

00:52:20.000 And the question that I have, you know, this is super ancient Chinese secret. 0.92

00:52:26.000 But last year, I think it was last year, when y'all were originally free speech.tv and got flagged and had to change to censored.tv.

00:52:39.000 Do you still have qualms, like a beef, with not being able to be free speech instead of her being censored instead of free speech.tv?

00:52:48.000 Yeah, big beef. 0.99

00:52:49.000 I'm fucking pissed off. 1.00

00:52:51.000 I hate those fuckers. 1.00

00:52:52.000 Don't they not use it? 1.00

00:52:53.000 We found out they don't even use it?

00:52:55.000 No, they, yeah, I don't think they even use it.

00:52:58.000 But our copyright lawyers said that they think they were goading us by being super like weak and saying, hey, man, I think maybe you're not supposed to be using that. 1.00

00:53:10.000 Hoping we'd go, fuck you, Sheen Core, bitch. 1.00

00:53:12.000 And then they would eat us alive because they had a good case. 1.00

00:53:16.000 But yeah, I really liked that URL.

00:53:18.000 And I'm bummed I can't have it.

00:53:20.000 Well, I've got to hear me out on this to maybe squash that piece.

00:53:27.000 So you have the change to censored.tv, right?

00:53:30.000 And your whole philosophy of the platform is that you are bringing on people who have become censored.

00:53:38.000 They're censored on social media and YouTube and all that.

00:53:41.000 So in a way, censored.tv is we are the censored of the internet.

00:53:47.000 So we are coming here.

00:53:50.000 We are the censored of the internet.

00:53:51.000 Y'all ought to be censored. 0.98

00:53:52.000 So henceforth, censored.tv.

00:53:55.000 What do you think about that reasoning?

00:53:56.000 Well, that's my reasoning, dude.

00:53:59.000 Why don't you explain to the Mets that they're originally the Metropolitans, and the Mets is now an abbreviation of the New York Metropolitans?

00:54:11.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:54:12.000 Thanks for telling me how I came up with censored.

00:54:17.000 Well, great idea.

00:54:19.000 I should get in a time machine and steal it back.

00:54:21.000 I was about to say, the more important thing is you invented time travel, and you popped up in Gavin's brain a year ago.

00:54:28.000 Obviously, that's what it means.

00:54:31.000 Yeah.

00:54:31.000 I mean, it's the same as Alex.

00:54:32.000 And it's not that original of an idea, too.

00:54:34.000 Alex Jones' video is called Banned.video.

00:54:37.000 He's clearly talking about his people being banned and himself.

00:54:43.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

00:54:44.000 Amazing insight.

00:54:46.000 Jesus Christ.

00:54:47.000 Hey, you know, when you had that magazine Vice, you could think of it as like it was, you know, sex and drugs and rock and roll, and those are considered vices.

00:54:56.000 So it's like you guys are reporting on vices.

00:55:03.000 Ouch.

00:55:04.000 This is the guy, by the way, Mantis Shrimp.

00:55:08.000 He's a fan of the show, and he has a mantis shrimp.

00:55:10.000 So how often do you have to feed them?

00:55:12.000 Because we're going to be gone on the weekends, right?

00:55:14.000 True.

00:55:15.000 It's literally like a loft.

00:55:17.000 So they found a crayfish or something, and they're going to have to.

00:55:20.000 I got to buy. 0.99

00:55:21.000 I'm just buying crabs and shit. 1.00

00:55:22.000 I'm not going crayfish hunting every fucking day. 0.99

00:55:25.000 No, no, you don't need to. 0.99

00:55:26.000 One of the best I've ever seen.

00:55:27.000 This looks like a good bout.

00:55:28.000 Oh, shoot.

00:55:30.000 Did it even make it in?

00:55:32.000 Oh, he's in there.

00:55:33.000 Oh, I've seen this before.

00:55:35.000 Yeah, this guy's channel is Nick SBF.

00:55:39.000 And whack. 0.97

00:55:40.000 He gets hundreds of thousands of views for his mantis shrimp. 0.99

00:55:43.000 Just fucking just whacked his arm off. 0.99

00:55:46.000 He's convulsing dude. 1.00

00:55:47.000 He's convulsing.

00:55:48.000 He's destroying him.

00:55:50.000 Does that guy have an accent?

00:55:52.000 He's convulsing.

00:55:53.000 All right, y'all.

00:55:53.000 Crayfish is...

00:55:54.000 He's recovering in his corner right now.

00:55:57.000 Mantis.

00:56:00.000 Well, that's it.

00:56:00.000 Nick SBF.

00:56:04.000 We have on the line Morgan.

00:56:10.000 Hi.

00:56:10.000 Hi, Morgan.

00:56:13.000 Hi.

00:56:14.000 So I've been a hairdresser for like 13 years.

00:56:19.000 And I have to say, like, the shutdown, after the shutdown, it was truly like being gay in the 50s.

00:56:25.000 I found out I had so many conservative clients.

00:56:30.000 Oh, really?

00:56:30.000 I had them for 13 years, and I never knew any of their political stances until after that.

00:56:36.000 And that's because they were pissed that they couldn't get their hair did?

00:56:40.000 Absolutely.

00:56:41.000 And then today I had a client.

00:56:43.000 Now, I also found out that I have a lot of awful liberal clients, which is fine.

00:56:48.000 But I had one today.

00:56:50.000 I've been doing her hair for 12 years.

00:56:52.000 And I told her, hey, I'm in Colorado, and there might be a shutdown on Friday.

00:56:57.000 And I was like, hey, they might shut down on Friday, but I think they're going to keep hair swans open this time. 0.96

00:57:03.000 Thinking that was great news because I got to keep my job.

00:57:06.000 And she's like, oh, I can't believe that.

00:57:08.000 That's only for the wealthy.

00:57:10.000 Oh, that's so irritating.

00:57:12.000 They say that in New York, too.

00:57:13.000 They go, look, sorry restaurants are closed.

00:57:15.000 Sorry, rich people.

00:57:16.000 You can't go out for a fancy dinner. 0.99

00:57:18.000 And you're like, how about the busboy, the dishwasher, the waitress, the bartender, the cook, the prep cook, the fucking 50 people working there? 0.98

00:57:28.000 I know. 0.97

00:57:29.000 And sorry.

00:57:33.000 No, and then she went on to say, like, we started talking about something else because I wanted to get off the topic with her.

00:57:38.000 And she told me, she's like, I just can't believe the conservatives right now.

00:57:42.000 They're just so anti-America.

00:57:45.000 Oh, great.

00:57:46.000 These are the people, by the way, who there's been a big run on American flags since they all assumed Biden won.

00:57:53.000 And I thought, why didn't you want an American flag before?

00:57:56.000 And it's because they see Trump as, you know, ruining America and you can't be patriotic. 0.99

00:58:02.000 Oh, this literature sucks. 0.99

00:58:04.000 Absolutely. 0.99

00:58:05.000 I just can't believe that that's what they think about us.

00:58:07.000 It's absolutely amazing.

00:58:08.000 I'm just looking forward to a civil war at this point because I'm like, it's so far apart.

00:58:13.000 Just talking to my clients, like, I'm just like, wow, we just don't see anything the same anymore.

00:58:18.000 It's crazy.

00:58:19.000 So how are you surviving?

00:58:23.000 What do you mean?

00:58:24.000 Like, how are you putting food on your fridge?

00:58:29.000 Well, luckily, I built up quite a good clientele and I was able to get, I hated it, but I had to get unemployment during the shutdown because we were shut down for six weeks over here.

00:58:40.000 Jesus.

00:58:40.000 And I didn't want to do any of my client pairs because I was afraid, you know, they could turn me in or what would happen to my license.

00:58:46.000 And I'm terrified of that.

00:58:48.000 But when I was able to get back in, business was booming.

00:58:52.000 But now I have like my schedule's all messed up.

00:58:55.000 But now with the second lockdown coming, if they do close down the salons again, I already got a salon set up in my house. 0.99

00:59:02.000 I'm like, I'm not doing this again.

00:59:04.000 So I got a chair.

00:59:05.000 I got a mirror.

00:59:06.000 I got it all here now.

00:59:08.000 And once you do that, why go back?

00:59:12.000 Well, I was going to do that after the shutdown.

00:59:14.000 I was like, screw it.

00:59:15.000 I'm just going to work here because I still had to pay booth rent.

00:59:17.000 So the entire time it was shut down, I still had to pay to keep my chair at my salon so they wouldn't close their doors. 0.99

00:59:24.000 Holy shit. 0.99

00:59:26.000 So not only were you not making money, but you were paying other people to not make money. 0.99

00:59:32.000 Absolutely.

00:59:32.000 And we tried to talk to our landlord about like, you know, hey, can you give us any like leniency on this?

00:59:38.000 And the owner of the building was like, no, I got to make my bills.

00:59:41.000 You have to make yours.

00:59:41.000 I don't care if you're shut down.

00:59:45.000 That's intense. 1.00

00:59:46.000 What a fucking mess. 0.99

00:59:48.000 So now, are you doing okay? 0.99

00:59:52.000 I'm doing much better.

00:59:53.000 I mean, I definitely have lost some clients, though, and I have to come in sometimes like at 7 o'clock in the morning to do people who are really freaked out.

01:00:01.000 They wear double masks.

01:00:05.000 It's just dealing with like a thousand different kind of personalities.

01:00:08.000 I don't talk to any of my coworkers anymore because they all hate me because I talk about it at my salon all day long.

01:00:16.000 You know, the secret to becoming a wealthy and successful hairdresser is to not do Coke.

01:00:23.000 You guys have too much cash in your hands at the end of the day.

01:00:30.000 That, and you'd be too jittery, trust me.

01:00:33.000 That sounds like a hip-hop.

01:00:34.000 Yeah, I know.

01:00:34.000 David Cho's first love.

01:00:36.000 She was a hairdresser, and she was Asian and never did Coke or partied.

01:00:41.000 And she had, like when we were all 25, she had a massive house.

01:00:45.000 Nothing wrong with that.

01:00:47.000 Absolutely.

01:00:47.000 I'm only 30.

01:00:48.000 I own, we've now bought our second house.

01:00:52.000 We're looking to buy our third house here, hopefully soon.

01:00:55.000 I think we're going to move to Texas because we're just over it here.

01:00:57.000 Colorado is shifted completely.

01:01:00.000 And I even have a conspiracy that Colorado always used to be purple.

01:01:05.000 And we started doing mail-in ballots years ago.

01:01:09.000 And now we've always been Democrats.

01:01:11.000 Huh.

01:01:13.000 Also, it's also these Dems who move to wonderful places like that.

01:01:18.000 Like Arizona got infiltrated with Californians.

01:01:21.000 Texas getting infiltrated with Californians.

01:01:24.000 You know, my neighborhood in Westchester, it was red all for decades, right up until the 90s. 0.89

01:01:30.000 And then these libs go, wow, those schools are really good up there.

01:01:34.000 They move in, they vote for socialist politicians and ruin the place.

01:01:38.000 And then they move on.

01:01:38.000 They're like locusts.

01:01:41.000 It is.

01:01:41.000 It's awful.

01:01:42.000 I had a client that just moved here from California, like, I don't know, a couple months ago.

01:01:48.000 And her daughter goes to college here now.

01:01:50.000 And her daughter is in a dorm here.

01:01:53.000 And she's telling me that she's so happy that her daughter rats out all of the parties in the dorm.

01:01:59.000 Oh, fantastic.

01:02:00.000 And how proud she is.

01:02:02.000 I just, ugh.

01:02:04.000 Thanks. 1.00

01:02:04.000 You come across as a bitch. 1.00

01:02:08.000 That's great lessons she's learning. 1.00

01:02:10.000 All right, thanks for calling, Carla.

01:02:12.000 That was fun.

01:02:14.000 Don't California, my Montana.

01:02:16.000 Yeah. 0.95

01:02:17.000 But isn't it funny how Michelle Malkin, when I told her all the shit that was going on in my life, like when things were really bad a few years ago, and she goes, I warned you about this. 0.88

01:02:27.000 You know, you got to come to Colorado where we don't have, that's why I came out here. 0.95

01:02:32.000 Nothing but peace.

01:02:33.000 And then cut to two years later, she's getting attacked on the streets, screaming, lunatics everywhere. 1.00

01:02:40.000 Like, you can't really run from this shit. 0.99

01:02:43.000 We'll see what happens with all these people who flee to Texas. 0.99

01:02:48.000 So yeah, this was the couple loose ends here.

01:02:51.000 The Kendrick Lamar thing, it was taken from this interview with Daddy.

01:02:55.000 And then, or the system fighting.

01:02:57.000 That looks like you there.

01:02:58.000 Like, young you.

01:03:02.000 At those Sutherland Eyebrows?

01:03:06.000 That's what I believe.

01:03:07.000 So I don't know what part, but it's in there somewhere.

01:03:09.000 It's Kendrick Lamar's The Heart.

01:03:11.000 Okay.

01:03:12.000 Next we have Thomas.

01:03:16.000 Thomas.

01:03:19.000 Hey, man.

01:03:22.000 Hey, what's up?

01:03:23.000 How are you doing?

01:03:25.000 Hello?

01:03:26.000 Hello?

01:03:27.000 Hello.

01:03:31.000 Hello, can you hear us?

01:03:36.000 Dude.

01:03:37.000 Can you hear me?

01:03:37.000 Yes, yeah.

01:03:38.000 Hey, what's up?

01:03:39.000 Hey.

01:03:39.000 Okay, I'm here.

01:03:40.000 I'm here.

01:03:41.000 Hey, so, okay. 0.81

01:03:42.000 I remember a while back, you were talking about how the chicks who are good at stuff that dudes do are always lesbians. 1.00

01:03:51.000 Yes.

01:03:52.000 And being good at it, if you will.

01:03:54.000 I got to tell you, so I'm a welder.

01:03:56.000 And I got to tell you, that's 100% true with welding.

01:04:00.000 Every single chick welder I've ever worked with is always a dyke. 1.00

01:04:08.000 And I'm not talking like a lipstick lesbian, like hardcore dykes. 1.00

01:04:13.000 Well, wait a minute, wait a minute. 0.99

01:04:15.000 What about the chick in the movie Flash Dance? 0.85

01:04:17.000 She was straight.

01:04:19.000 True.

01:04:19.000 Flashdance.

01:04:20.000 I've never seen that movie.

01:04:22.000 Oh, well, it's this super hot welder who's like 110 pounds and incredibly sexy.

01:04:29.000 And she's also in the day a badass welder that like builds skyscrapers. 1.00

01:04:34.000 And you're just watching it going, get the fuck out of here. 0.98

01:04:36.000 That's a movie, you know. 0.99

01:04:37.000 Okay, so there was one.

01:04:39.000 There's been one that was actually pretty attractive, okay?

01:04:43.000 And I went to school with her, actually.

01:04:44.000 I went to welding school with her.

01:04:46.000 And she was like, she's like kind of biased.

01:04:49.000 She's like that cute kind of tomboy chick, right? 0.99

01:04:52.000 Yeah.

01:04:52.000 And so I went to school with her.

01:04:56.000 And she was always like at school. 1.00

01:04:57.000 She's always like, fuck you guys. 1.00

01:04:58.000 I hate men, you know. 1.00

01:05:00.000 But then I ended up a couple years later out of school, I ended up working on a job with her, right?

01:05:06.000 And we kind of hit it off. 0.98

01:05:07.000 We'd be like working, and she was like kind of like my helper because, like, let's face it, the chick still kind of suck. 1.00

01:05:13.000 And she was like my helper. 0.97

01:05:15.000 And I'd be like, hey, hey, toss me those dyke. 1.00

01:05:18.000 You know, I think, does that offend you?

01:05:19.000 You know, because dyke's like a tool, you know. 1.00

01:05:21.000 And so like, I end up like hitting it off with her, kind of, you know, we end up hanging out.

01:05:26.000 And I was totally trying to bang her. 0.91

01:05:29.000 And she's kind of like this type of chick that like loves getting attention, you know. 1.00

01:05:33.000 So I'd go out and like have drinks with her and shit. 0.99

01:05:36.000 And she loved all the attention. 0.99

01:05:39.000 I'd go out and get drinks with her.

01:05:40.000 There was this other lesbian chick, Alex, that she was, that was trying to bang her as well, right? 1.00

01:05:44.000 So we're both, me and this chick, Alex, are both trying to bang this bi chick, right? 1.00

01:05:51.000 And like, we end up becoming friends. 0.98

01:05:53.000 And like one night, like, we're out having drinks, and she, like, the other chick, Laura, she ends up going and like, she's, like, flirting with some other fucking lesbian, you know, because she just like loved getting attention. 1.00

01:06:07.000 So me and Alex just like get wasted. 0.99

01:06:09.000 We're all just like, fuck, you know. 1.00

01:06:10.000 And next thing I know, I get blacked out drunk, and I wake up, and Alex is like this, like, total butch kind of lesbian chick, like, not a bad body, you know, but like, probably, like, fucking, like, like, taped her breath down type of chick, you know. 1.00

01:06:23.000 And I fucking wake up. 1.00

01:06:25.000 I'm in this parking garage, and this total, like, butch dying chick is fucking the shit out of me in her car. 1.00

01:06:31.000 And I'm like, what the fuck? 0.99

01:06:33.000 And like, for the first time in my life, I actually felt like kind of like a girl that was like violated. 0.99

01:06:38.000 Like, I was like, what just fucking happened here? 0.89

01:06:42.000 It was like tables turned. 0.98

01:06:43.000 Take it easy.

01:06:44.000 Take it easy.

01:06:45.000 You're rubbing me too fast.

01:06:47.000 You're going to wear it off.

01:06:50.000 Right.

01:06:51.000 I was like, what just happened to me today?

01:06:52.000 You've hurt me today.

01:06:55.000 Well, sometimes lesbians, I mean, I know David Cross's sister is a lesbian. 0.98

01:07:00.000 And her and her girlfriend used to take home guys and just use them as human dildos and ride them and sit on their face and whatever. 1.00

01:07:08.000 And they'd be making out with each other.

01:07:10.000 And then they'd be like, get out of here.

01:07:12.000 And he would go home, probably like shivering and go home in the shower and with his arms wrapped around his knees crying.

01:07:20.000 Well, that's the thing.

01:07:21.000 She was all like freaked out to her.

01:07:22.000 She was like, don't tell anyone.

01:07:23.000 She's like, I'm like a true blue lesbian.

01:07:25.000 I've never been with a guy.

01:07:27.000 I'm like, what do you care?

01:07:28.000 You guys like fissed each other.

01:07:31.000 Yeah, you're not really known for your security, ladies. 1.00

01:07:35.000 Right, right. 0.99

01:07:37.000 But hey, just want to say, you, man, 2016, I was a fucking Bernie bro. 0.98

01:07:41.000 And like, you guys and the mainstream media being nuts, you know, brought me over to the side of reason and rationality. 0.97

01:07:48.000 So I got to thank you for that, bud.

01:07:49.000 You turn around!

01:07:50.000 Welcome aboard, my friend.

01:07:52.000 Welcome aboard.

01:07:53.000 All right.

01:07:54.000 Have a good night.

01:07:54.000 All right.

01:07:55.000 Keep up the good work.

01:07:58.000 I finally got one good drawing out of this.

01:08:01.000 It's been a challenge today.

01:08:02.000 Sometimes the Zen is not with the.

01:08:04.000 Did you know this?

01:08:06.000 What?

01:08:06.000 Blazing Saddles.

01:08:08.000 Kansas City Faggots. 1.00

01:08:09.000 Where's your spirit? 1.00

01:08:10.000 I don't already know.

01:08:11.000 Yes, we've already shown us on the show, Ryan.

01:08:14.000 So isn't that what that's from?

01:08:17.000 No, I don't think so.

01:08:19.000 Because what are you showing us something we've already discussed on the show? 0.57

01:08:23.000 Well, the Fag Capital of the World. 1.00

01:08:25.000 Regarding Fag Capital of the World. 1.00

01:08:28.000 Yeah.

01:08:29.000 You don't remember that?

01:08:31.000 No, I remember somebody mentioning it, but not watching the clip. 1.00

01:08:34.000 We watched the fucking clip. 1.00

01:08:35.000 Ow. 1.00

01:08:39.000 We got...

01:08:41.000 Brian.

01:08:46.000 Brian?

01:08:50.000 Dude, I didn't say my name was Brian. 1.00

01:08:52.000 I said Ryan's not gay, which was obviously a lie because we all know you're a fag. 1.00

01:08:55.000 How dare you? 1.00

01:08:56.000 Continue.

01:09:00.000 But hey, speaking of Ryan, I was curious. 1.00

01:09:02.000 We all know, obviously, that he's a fag. 1.00

01:09:05.000 We all know the shitty stuff. 0.99

01:09:07.000 But Kevin, I was wondering what you found redeeming about Ryan, because there's obviously a reason you keep him around. 0.53

01:09:13.000 He does good imitations.

01:09:15.000 Imitations.

01:09:18.000 He does a good Tony Soprano, Tim Poole, and Donald Trump. 0.99

01:09:23.000 If he ever was unable to do those, he would be out that fucking door so fast his shoes would fall off. 0.99

01:09:30.000 My shoe? 1.00

01:09:31.000 Clean your shoes.

01:09:34.000 That's fair.

01:09:35.000 I mean, the impressions are probably the best part of Ryan, I would say.

01:09:39.000 Yeah.

01:09:39.000 Although, I don't know.

01:09:41.000 He seems like a nice guy.

01:09:43.000 Nice doesn't cut it in this world, Bucko.

01:09:46.000 Me versus me.

01:09:47.000 Well, clearly it does for you somehow.

01:09:49.000 Oh, thank you.

01:09:50.000 No, not really. 1.00

01:09:51.000 Nice is for fags. 1.00

01:09:54.000 All right, thanks for calling. 0.99

01:09:55.000 Last thing.

01:09:56.000 I want to say, I want to say Lauren Chen is a 10. 0.62

01:09:58.000 Don't have me.

01:10:00.000 Wait, what?

01:10:01.000 Wait, what was that?

01:10:04.000 Lauren Chen is a 10. 0.95

01:10:07.000 Don't add me.

01:10:09.000 Don't.

01:10:10.000 Yeah, she is shocking.

01:10:12.000 And you know what's funny about her?

01:10:13.000 She's so intelligent that when you say, like, you're a 10, she'll go, I mean, I could go as low as an 8.9, but yes, I recognize that.

01:10:23.000 Like, she's very clinical about her beauty. 0.98

01:10:27.000 Well, and she doesn't dress like a whore. 1.00

01:10:29.000 She's not out there faunting. 0.98

01:10:30.000 She's very intelligent.

01:10:31.000 She's smart.

01:10:32.000 She's gorgeous.

01:10:33.000 She's perfect, really.

01:10:34.000 Someone's got a crush.

01:10:35.000 Yeah, she is a catch. 1.00

01:10:38.000 Absolutely.

01:10:38.000 She's taking you, dog.

01:10:41.000 Although, I feel like if you're a little bit more...

01:10:42.000 Well, weren't you just talking earlier about cheating's fine?

01:10:45.000 Fair point.

01:10:46.000 I think she's married or she's about engaged.

01:10:50.000 That's true.

01:10:50.000 That's different.

01:10:51.000 That's different.

01:10:52.000 All right, buddy.

01:10:53.000 Thanks for calling.

01:10:54.000 Peace.

01:10:57.000 Okay.

01:10:58.000 Call screening failed.

01:10:59.000 So this is a put-purri mystery call.

01:11:02.000 Okay.

01:11:04.000 Hi, my name's Lolly.

01:11:06.000 Lolly?

01:11:06.000 L-O-L-I?

01:11:09.000 Why? 1.00

01:11:10.000 Not I. I is for fags. 1.00

01:11:13.000 Okay. 1.00

01:11:14.000 There's no I on fags.

01:11:16.000 So I was going to call in last week, but something came up, but I have a Vietnam story.

01:11:21.000 Oh, what do you got?

01:11:22.000 Were you there too, like me?

01:11:26.000 I have seen Saving Private Ryan.

01:11:28.000 That is World War II, though.

01:11:30.000 Have you seen A Thin Red Line?

01:11:32.000 Oh, yeah, of course.

01:11:35.000 Okay, yeah.

01:11:36.000 Yeah, that's my favorite one.

01:11:38.000 But this is about my grandpa.

01:11:41.000 So it's on my dad's side.

01:11:44.000 He's dead now, but not from the war.

01:11:46.000 So he, like you keep on talking about, he never really talked about it much.

01:11:50.000 So we didn't really know what happened when he was there.

01:11:52.000 So my dad went to a funeral recently, and my grandpa's best friend happened to be there.

01:11:59.000 And so he was, you know, telling the story.

01:12:01.000 He said, like, my grandpa was an orphan and everything.

01:12:04.000 And that friend's family took him in.

01:12:07.000 And then they both got drafted.

01:12:09.000 Like, they were enlisted.

01:12:10.000 That's amazing right there.

01:12:15.000 So he, so my grandpa apparently had beef with an officer. 0.98

01:12:20.000 And like they never physically fought or anything, but they just like, they did not fuck with each other. 0.91

01:12:25.000 So one night my grandpa was standing guard and someone was walking up to him. 0.54

01:12:30.000 And it was dark, so he couldn't see who it was.

01:12:33.000 And he wasn't wearing anything that like indicated that he was American or on our side or anything.

01:12:38.000 And then my grandpa kept asking who it was and they never announced who they were.

01:12:42.000 So as per protocol, he shot him and he ended up dying.

01:12:46.000 And it turns out it was the officer he had beef with.

01:12:51.000 So it looked really sketchy, obviously.

01:12:53.000 So they sent him to like whatever the equivalent of jail is in the military or whatever.

01:12:58.000 So after a few days, after a few days with my grandpa there, he gets approached by like basically men and black guys.

01:13:06.000 And they said something along the lines of, you are exactly what we need. 1.00

01:13:09.000 You're an orphan and you fucked up big time. 0.99

01:13:12.000 So they took him and my grandpa's friend that he did not see him for the next three and a half years and he went completely radio silent. 1.00

01:13:20.000 Wow.

01:13:21.000 Whoa.

01:13:22.000 So that was your grandpa?

01:13:25.000 That was my grandpa.

01:13:26.000 Your grandpa went radio silent for three years.

01:13:30.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:13:31.000 And he just got, they came to the jail and they're just like, all right, you fucked up big time and, you know, you don't really have a family and shit. 1.00

01:13:39.000 So we're taking you. 0.99

01:13:40.000 And so what do you think?

01:13:41.000 Do you think he was some sort of like super assassin spy?

01:13:46.000 I don't know.

01:13:47.000 Well, see, here's the kicker. 0.99

01:13:49.000 His friend also said that my grandpa would go out during battle and cut fuckers up for fun. 0.99

01:13:54.000 That's the point when he was, he would like, you know, he was apparently like a pretty crazy guy. 1.00

01:14:00.000 Like he would take like knives out and shit and fuck people up. 1.00

01:14:03.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

01:14:04.000 Yeah, we do need more guys like that.

01:14:06.000 I mean, that's what we're up against.

01:14:08.000 In Afghanistan, they'll take a soldier, they'll eat his heart, they'll cut off his fingers and sell them in the local markets. 0.99

01:14:16.000 So there's literally a market for dead American soldiers.

01:14:20.000 So if they're playing that kind of hardball, we should be playing it too.

01:14:25.000 Seriously, I mean, and I was just, it was mind-blowing to hear this because like he like said like one or two stories, but we never knew if they were true because like we think he had a form of PTSD.

01:14:36.000 And so we're like, we don't know if he like watched a movie and he thought that that was what happened.

01:14:41.000 Not to disparage your ranking as a veteran, you know, watching movies.

01:14:44.000 That's fine.

01:14:48.000 But it was always, it was never really like, you know, we just thought he went and it was, you know, just whatever.

01:14:53.000 But hearing that from his, you know, childhood best friend was like, I just have my, like the only memories I have of him is like watching Curious George with him because he died when I was like nine or ten.

01:15:04.000 So I don't know.

01:15:05.000 Do you realize that this is only the beginning, my dear? 0.99

01:15:08.000 You now have a whole world of shit to unfold. 0.99

01:15:14.000 I would even hire a detective to help you. 1.00

01:15:16.000 Like we need to find out what the fuck was going on here. 0.95

01:15:18.000 This is not, this is the very, this is page one of the story. 0.98

01:15:23.000 Oh, I know.

01:15:24.000 And it's so spooky.

01:15:26.000 Like I am so I like when I heard that, I was just so, I think I was high when my mom called me and told me. 0.99

01:15:33.000 So I was like, what the fuck? 0.94

01:15:35.000 I wonder if you could get some information through the Freedom of Information Act. 0.98

01:15:41.000 I don't know. 0.98

01:15:42.000 I mean, it sounds like class, like, I mean, you wouldn't, he wouldn't disappear for three years and like not talk about shit unless it was like real hardcore shit. 0.95

01:15:51.000 Like it wasn't, I don't know. 0.95

01:15:53.000 I just, I don't know if I'd be able to find out much more. 0.99

01:15:56.000 I mean, I'm 100% willing to try, but it just, it sounds like, you know, pretty intense shit. 0.91

01:16:01.000 Try, figure it all out, and call us back when you have this awesome, cool story about your assassin grandpa. 0.97

01:16:09.000 I will.

01:16:09.000 Also, I was at the march, and I didn't know Ryan was there until after the fact.

01:16:15.000 Oh, that sucks. 1.00

01:16:16.000 Probably could have fucked him. 1.00

01:16:17.000 I know. 1.00

01:16:18.000 I wanted to keep the faggot, but funny thing is, I got into a screaming match with one of the Antifa cunts. 1.00

01:16:24.000 And the next day, I wake up and go on Daily Mail, and I saw she was arrested. 1.00

01:16:28.000 Nice.

01:16:30.000 That's awesome.

01:16:34.000 I mean, it was so funny.

01:16:35.000 I got so pissed off there when I saw Antifa. 0.92

01:16:37.000 Like, I was just going to keep it cool, but when I saw them, I just completely fucking lost it. 1.00

01:16:41.000 And it was honestly really therapeutic because, I mean, just screaming at those fuckers, like, really, it takes a lot off your chest. 1.00

01:16:48.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:16:49.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:16:50.000 They're horrible people. 0.88

01:16:50.000 And that weekend was our weekend. 0.88

01:16:52.000 Like, we took the narrative back. 1.00

01:16:54.000 Anyone who still believes the bullshit is willfully ignorant. 1.00

01:16:57.000 It was a victory for us. 1.00

01:17:00.000 Oh, I know.

01:17:00.000 I saw Proud Boys there, and I started singing Proud of Your Boy.

01:17:03.000 And they gave me weird look because, like, I'm probably not supposed to be singing that, but I don't know.

01:17:07.000 I was just happy to see him.

01:17:09.000 All right.

01:17:09.000 Thanks for calling.

01:17:10.000 I liked you more than a friend.

01:17:14.000 Cool.

01:17:15.000 Also, J.B. Beverly's watching.

01:17:17.000 He says, the gun is a Winchester.

01:17:19.000 Chesterfield in America is a cigarette.

01:17:22.000 Ah, okay. 1.00

01:17:24.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:17:24.000 I have made a mistake. 1.00

01:17:27.000 Sam.

01:17:31.000 Sam and Bran Muffins.

01:17:36.000 Hello, Sam.

01:17:37.000 Does it do anything?

01:17:39.000 Yeah, it's a talking to people device.

01:17:44.000 Action?

01:17:45.000 I was calling about...

01:17:47.000 Can you hear me?

01:17:47.000 Yep.

01:17:50.000 I was calling about Mark Levin and the elections, but the teacher that called just reminded me that apparently Biden's person that he's going to put in charge of the Department of Education is pretty tight with the union, so anything that was done in the direction of school choice is definitely going to be undone if that ends up being the case.

01:18:11.000 Yeah, that's too bad because that's New York City's only future, only hope is charter schools.

01:18:26.000 Yes, I was listening to Mark Levin's analysis on Pennsylvania recently, and it sounds like if there isn't any progress through the courts, we're relying on the Republican legislatures in a number of different states,

01:18:42.000 and I don't necessarily see them having the courage to really do anything, these Republicans and these legislatures.

01:18:52.000 And with your experience on how people can pussy out from pressure under the left, I wanted to hear your thoughts on that.

01:19:02.000 Well, didn't we just see this a few days ago in Michigan?

01:19:05.000 They said, or was it Georgia?

01:19:07.000 No, Michigan.

01:19:08.000 They said...

01:19:09.000 Michigan, yeah.

01:19:10.000 They were about to stand up for not certifying it, and then they basically got called racist, and then they buckled.

01:19:18.000 They buckled like in hours.

01:19:20.000 In fact, on my Instagram feed, I see the Hodge twins going, hey, we got some great news.

01:19:25.000 As of right now, they're auditing the votes.

01:19:29.000 And then, like, the next post, it was only an hour later, and they go, oh, they chickened out.

01:19:33.000 They got doxxed.

01:19:34.000 The two whistleblowers got doxed and they're reneging.

01:19:40.000 So I'm not optimistic anymore.

01:19:42.000 Yeah, so.

01:19:47.000 I am.

01:19:47.000 Okay.

01:19:48.000 Bye.

01:19:49.000 I got weird.

01:19:53.000 But Mark Levin is the guy to listen to, if you want.

01:19:56.000 The updates.

01:19:58.000 I just think this third possibility of proving unequivocally beyond the shadow of a doubt the election was stolen and also Biden getting in is a possibility.

01:20:07.000 Just like the Astros in the World Series.

01:20:10.000 And not like the Mets who earned their victory when they were the World Series champs.

01:20:16.000 Look at that.

01:20:19.000 What year?

01:20:20.000 Oh, we don't have to dwell on the year.

01:20:22.000 The point is that World Series champs, okay?

01:20:26.000 All right.

01:20:27.000 Year.

01:20:27.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:20:28.000 Let's memorize every year.

01:20:29.000 Oh, the year is so important.

01:20:31.000 But we do have a computer.

01:20:32.000 What matters is that they're World Series champs.

01:20:34.000 We have an Alexa.

01:20:35.000 We don't have to get into wasting electricity.

01:20:38.000 All I would have to do is say, computer, when did the Mets win the World Series?

01:20:42.000 That's all I would have to say.

01:20:44.000 I don't think that we have time to be dwelling on particular sports dates.

01:20:50.000 What if it's a sports trivia show?

01:20:52.000 I heard the number, but dude, I didn't know.

01:20:55.000 I'm sorry.

01:20:58.000 I'm sorry.

01:20:59.000 And so the point is, if I'm president, Betsy DeVos's whole notion from charter schools to this are gone.

01:21:08.000 Cool.

01:21:09.000 Way to go. 0.74

01:21:10.000 Guess who gets punched in the gut with that?

01:21:12.000 Not my kids who go to fancy schools, not kids who go to private schools, kids in the hood. 1.00

01:21:20.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00

01:21:24.000 All right, we got Alan. 1.00

01:21:26.000 Alan!

01:21:27.000 Yeah, Alan. 0.99

01:21:28.000 Oh, for fuck's sake, Alan. 0.97

01:21:33.000 How are you, pretty people today? 0.98

01:21:35.000 They're good.

01:21:37.000 Yeah, good?

01:21:38.000 Okay, cool.

01:21:39.000 So I'm calling to, if you guys want to hear, so Gielen made a protest in my town.

01:21:46.000 I live in Edmonton, Alberta.

01:21:48.000 I don't know if you guys know it, but speaking of Edmonton, Alberta, does Gavin like SNFU?

01:21:59.000 Did he know that G Pig died?

01:22:02.000 Oh, I didn't know he died.

01:22:03.000 No, I love SNFU.

01:22:04.000 This was my first punk show in 1983 or 4, and we opened for them.

01:22:12.000 Oh, was that right?

01:22:12.000 Yeah, he was cool.

01:22:14.000 I saw him many, many times.

01:22:15.000 He was a fixture in Edmonton, but he's been living in Vancouver.

01:22:17.000 He died quite some months ago in Vancouver.

01:22:21.000 And they actually picked that.

01:22:22.000 Anyways, I don't know what I'm calling about.

01:22:24.000 But maybe we didn't know that.

01:22:26.000 Well, he was doing lots of drugs, wasn't he?

01:22:30.000 You know, I have a friend who's very, very close to him, but I wasn't.

01:22:33.000 I don't know.

01:22:34.000 From what I read, yes. 1.00

01:22:36.000 He looked like shit. 1.00

01:22:38.000 He looked like Manson, kind of. 1.00

01:22:39.000 Yeah, but he was sweet.

01:22:41.000 I was in his presence once, and I think I'm not sure if it was the schizophrenia or something.

01:22:46.000 So he was rather quiet and more into himself, so he wouldn't speak.

01:22:50.000 But he seemed like a sweet person.

01:22:52.000 He actually has a similar kind of thing to Ryan.

01:22:57.000 Ryan is a good-looking guy.

01:22:58.000 Thank you.

01:22:59.000 And Benchi, I guess, was, I guess he was okay.

01:23:04.000 But I think they share a bit of looks, don't you think, Gavin?

01:23:09.000 Well, yeah, all chinks look the same. 1.00

01:23:11.000 Yeah, that's an easy way to...

01:23:13.000 It's true.

01:23:15.000 Yeah, anyways, Gavin, so anyways, in Edmonton, PLM made a protest, and I saw on Facebook people were circulating the...

01:23:23.000 So it's called White Folks Guide to Protesting. 0.92

01:23:26.000 Would you like to hear some of these?

01:23:28.000 Yes, please.

01:23:30.000 Okay, so number one, follow calls.

01:23:33.000 Okay, so here's the interdirective.

01:23:35.000 If you are, I'm sorry if my voice is trembling, I'm pretty excited about calling you.

01:23:39.000 I have a lot of respect for you, too.

01:23:41.000 Even though I called three times before and I was treated really badly, but I like you anyway.

01:23:45.000 Well, I'm a big fan of pasta.

01:23:49.000 Aren't you Italian?

01:23:51.000 Oh, yeah.

01:23:53.000 I think you flipped, but if it's okay, I don't take offense to anybody who pisses a bed at your age.

01:23:58.000 So don't worry about it. 0.95

01:23:59.000 White folks guide to protesting. 0.81

01:24:02.000 So here it is.

01:24:03.000 If you are a white person considering joining a protest this week, here's the list of rules put together for you.

01:24:09.000 Friends of color, if they have forgotten anything else, please add.

01:24:13.000 Number one, follow calls only.

01:24:15.000 Do not initiate or elite calls.

01:24:17.000 Your job is to follow and add your voice when it is called for.

01:24:23.000 Anyways, two, three, four.

01:24:27.000 Number four is follow directions. 0.88

01:24:28.000 If a black person tells you To do something, you do it immediately without question. 1.00

01:24:33.000 You respect the authority and the decisions of the black protesters at all times. 0.89

01:24:39.000 So that's one.

01:24:39.000 That's pretty cool.

01:24:40.000 Isn't that amazing?

01:24:41.000 Can you imagine a list like that for black people? 0.98

01:24:45.000 Hey, black people, if you're out protesting with us, first of all, do exactly what you're told when white people tell you to. 0.99

01:24:52.000 The root is unbelievable, though. 0.99

01:24:54.000 Like, does anyone with any kind of a brain read the root? 0.99

01:24:57.000 Sometimes these articles will leak onto something like USA Today or Yahoo News, but it's a fucking joke. 0.99

01:25:06.000 Here's one. 0.97

01:25:08.000 Yeah, it's I think that the concession would be to go with a black friend and just ask him to command me, you know, things like Boeing, BLM, or send it out to take his orders. 0.97

01:25:20.000 Is this article from the root?

01:25:21.000 Because that's what Ryan just pulled up.

01:25:24.000 Separate article.

01:25:24.000 Oh, is that right?

01:25:25.000 I don't know.

01:25:25.000 It was in Edmonton.

01:25:26.000 So maybe it is.

01:25:28.000 It was in Edmonton.

01:25:31.000 So all the guitar players in the world who play better than Ryan automatically play better than Jim Hendrix as well?

01:25:37.000 Yes.

01:25:37.000 Yep.

01:25:38.000 Well, it depends.

01:25:39.000 I mean, if they tech, I mean, there's skill and there's like finesse, style.

01:25:43.000 He's got more style than I do, of course.

01:25:46.000 He has what they call like kind of like a miraculous gift to like just flow naturally.

01:25:54.000 So you can't, it's really hard to replicate his.

01:25:57.000 No, it's not technicality.

01:25:58.000 It's the flavor in which he plays.

01:25:59.000 It's his style.

01:26:01.000 It's not his skills.

01:26:04.000 That's right.

01:26:05.000 Well, there's dexterity and musicality.

01:26:07.000 And the musicality is that artistic touch, that maestrosity, which would you play?

01:26:11.000 So you said, so are you saying that you're playing better than him just for the time?

01:26:15.000 I have a more diverse range of skills, also with style.

01:26:20.000 Okay.

01:26:20.000 Also with flavors.

01:26:21.000 Thank you for calling.

01:26:22.000 You know, we're reliving one of the most boring moments I ever had with Ryan, and I don't really know.

01:26:27.000 I'm starting a music group, and we're going to meet on Thursdays.

01:26:30.000 It's for Zoom.

01:26:32.000 So if you're interested, Ryan at censored.tv if you play music and you want to talk about it.

01:26:37.000 Trying to keep music alive.

01:26:39.000 Ray.

01:26:39.000 Music's dying.

01:26:41.000 No, rock is dying.

01:26:43.000 Ray Smith.

01:26:46.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine.

01:26:51.000 You know what we're going to have to do with this show, Ryan?

01:26:53.000 Just cut it off at half an hour.

01:26:54.000 Yep.

01:26:55.000 And could you do a read, though?

01:26:57.000 Yeah, okay.

01:26:57.000 And then we'll push that in there.

01:26:59.000 Go ahead, sir.

01:27:02.000 I just wanted to reiterate something that you said last week.

01:27:05.000 You touched upon it.

01:27:06.000 I think it's really key.

01:27:07.000 What is with this meme of the whole, oh, she got raped and she was asking for it because she was dressed that way?

01:27:13.000 Where did that come from?

01:27:14.000 You mentioned like it's from the 1950s.

01:27:16.000 I honestly, has that ever been said?

01:27:18.000 Has there ever been a time in history where we tolerated sexual assault based on, like, it just seems so far-fetched.

01:27:24.000 I don't understand it.

01:27:25.000 I mean, maybe in the 50s, maybe some girl when miniskirts first started or short shorts first started.

01:27:32.000 Maybe there was some uptight white-haired judge in like 1962 who mentioned it.

01:27:38.000 But it's not the kind of thing your dad says.

01:27:40.000 It's not the kind of thing you hear in real life.

01:27:44.000 So they're once again, and feminists do this all the time. 1.00

01:27:47.000 They rebel against the most ridiculous things. 0.96

01:27:48.000 Like they go, well, I'm sorry, but I just think women are as valuable as men. 0.95

01:27:53.000 And you go, ooh, I really disagree with that. 1.00

01:27:57.000 What a dumb thing. 0.99

01:27:58.000 That was the entirety of that Kyle video. 0.99

01:28:00.000 They're just stating simple truths and acting like there's nothing more irritating to me personally than somebody who acts like they're protesting a system when they're actually just upholding that power structure.

01:28:10.000 You know, it's just, they're full of it.

01:28:13.000 Yeah, it's infuriating because they're talking to you like a child, but they're the ones with this juvenile thinking.

01:28:21.000 Yep, Sally has eight blocks. 1.00

01:28:22.000 Johnny has one block. 1.00

01:28:24.000 Yeah, fuck them. 1.00

01:28:25.000 All right, thanks for calling, dude. 1.00

01:28:27.000 It is such a dumb notion, too. 0.98

01:28:29.000 Like, even in the 50s, you'd say, like, well, she was dressed slutty, and you'd go, oh, was she flirting with men and stuff? 0.99

01:28:37.000 No, no, no, but she had on a sexy outfit.

01:28:39.000 Like, even any basic lawyer at any time in history would go, well, I mean, the clothes she was wearing were legal clothes. 0.99

01:28:48.000 And, you know, maybe if she was like, it had a sign that said, fuck me, and had been fucking anyone who walked up to her. 1.00

01:28:55.000 And then she decided the fifth guy, she didn't like it halfway through. 0.99

01:28:58.000 But that's never, that's how ridiculous I have to go to make that nut bar thing seem like it makes sense. 0.99

01:29:05.000 Don't let me do blowies or anal. 1.00

01:29:07.000 It's another hat. 0.99

01:29:10.000 By the way, we have great merch that just came in too.

01:29:12.000 We have Out for Bud Coasters.

01:29:14.000 Oh, cool.

01:29:14.000 I got to get those.

01:29:15.000 By the way, just because I wear this hat doesn't mean that you can't give me shots or Coke.

01:29:22.000 So what I'm wearing has nothing to do with the criminal charges.

01:29:26.000 I'm still a free person.

01:29:29.000 I got to work on that analogy.

01:29:32.000 Oh, yeah.

01:29:33.000 So look at that.

01:29:35.000 Out for bud coasters.

01:29:38.000 Fun.

01:29:39.000 Ooh, dude, you could even sign those and like just put that on the thing.

01:29:42.000 Okay.

01:29:43.000 Right?

01:29:44.000 I don't get like signatures.

01:29:45.000 People like you. 0.99

01:29:46.000 I know it makes art more valuable, but it just seems so fucking gay. 1.00

01:29:51.000 And then also, there's a big shirt that I really want that fucking rules. 0.99

01:29:56.000 Oh, that's just as big. 0.94

01:29:57.000 And that old font we used to use.

01:30:00.000 Milo's face, that's hilarious.

01:30:02.000 I want that.

01:30:02.000 I don't think he's kidding, dude.

01:30:05.000 You're right.

01:30:07.000 You're absolutely right.

01:30:08.000 All right, we got...

01:30:10.000 Oh, do you want to do a read?

01:30:12.000 I hope you patch it.

01:30:14.000 Well, I'll just do the read at the very end, and then you can patch it back to the half-hour mark.

01:30:19.000 Okay.

01:30:20.000 What were you going to say?

01:30:22.000 This Mila Show better be good on Friday.

01:30:24.000 We've had a few stinkers in a row.

01:30:26.000 Tea.

01:30:29.000 I learned that from my girlfriend.

01:30:30.000 She's younger than I am.

01:30:31.000 What does it mean?

01:30:31.000 I don't know.

01:30:32.000 It's like just drama or like gossip.

01:30:34.000 Tea, like spilling tea.

01:30:35.000 You just say tea.

01:30:36.000 Oh, I get it.

01:30:37.000 That's kind of fun.

01:30:39.000 Got attacked by BLM this weekend in Washington, D.C. He's been waiting for an hour and 16.

01:30:45.000 Sorry.

01:30:46.000 All right.

01:30:46.000 What's going on, guys?

01:30:48.000 Hey, man.

01:30:48.000 Yeah, I was there.

01:30:51.000 Yeah, I was there this weekend with one friend of mine.

01:30:54.000 We drove all the way from Pennsylvania.

01:30:56.000 We just kind of impulsively showed up And it was epic.

01:31:02.000 We got immediately swarmed.

01:31:04.000 It was kind of my fault.

01:31:06.000 I had a few drinks.

01:31:07.000 I mean, we got there mad late, so we pretty much missed the Crowboys and everything. 1.00

01:31:12.000 This is on Saturday?

01:31:13.000 We got there at about 7.

01:31:15.000 Sorry?

01:31:16.000 This is on Saturday?

01:31:17.000 You got around 7 p.m.

01:31:20.000 Yeah, we got there at like 7 p.m.

01:31:22.000 That's when that's when Antifa starts.

01:31:27.000 Yeah, so I had no idea what I was getting myself into.

01:31:31.000 And we got there. 0.97

01:31:33.000 I made a really dumb move, but later on, pretty much got the whole shitstorm started. 0.98

01:31:39.000 Basically, had a few drinks in me. 0.98

01:31:41.000 My buddy and I both did.

01:31:43.000 And we're just like walking through the crowd of nothing but Biden, Antifa, BLM. 0.90

01:31:48.000 And I got pissed off at how arrogant they all were just standing around and there was no Trump supporters and stuff.

01:31:55.000 And I just started yelling, MAGA!

01:31:58.000 MAGA! 0.53

01:32:00.000 And immediately we got surrounded.

01:32:05.000 They were, everybody, like all the BLM guys were like bumping into me, trying to get me to swing on them. 0.96

01:32:10.000 Everybody was calling me Nazi, racist, this and that.

01:32:13.000 The cops had to come in and basically escort us out.

01:32:16.000 And then, yeah, it was crazy. 0.80

01:32:19.000 And then we got Trump hats that a black dude sold us, by the way.

01:32:25.000 And we did another round and passed through the crowd again. 0.71

01:32:30.000 This time, they actually attacked us.

01:32:33.000 Had at least three people try to assault me.

01:32:37.000 They threw bottles at us.

01:32:39.000 We have it on video.

01:32:40.000 I actually sent it to Ryan on Twitter.

01:32:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:32:42.000 I got you on here.

01:32:43.000 Spartan owner won.

01:32:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:32:48.000 The bottles, were they like plastic water bottles?

01:32:52.000 Yeah, plastic water bottles.

01:32:54.000 And do you think there was water in them or was it piss or something?

01:32:59.000 Thankfully, it was just water.

01:33:00.000 I had the privilege to taste some of it, and it was just water.

01:33:03.000 People were saying bleach.

01:33:04.000 I heard bleach was being thrown around.

01:33:05.000 All right, let's check out your video.

01:33:07.000 Thanks for calling.

01:33:09.000 Thank you.

01:33:10.000 Later.

01:33:13.000 Okay, here we go.

01:33:14.000 How to have fun with Antifa BLM at the White House and the account Spartan ownership. 0.88

01:33:25.000 Protest, talk about the election fraud.

01:33:28.000 Raise awareness about that.

01:33:30.000 They were, yeah, it was like 80 to 1.

01:33:34.000 Oh, I know that guy.

01:33:36.000 Yeah.

01:33:36.000 Bucket hat guy.

01:33:38.000 We showed a little, we watched this after the show, I believe.

01:33:40.000 Yeah.

01:33:41.000 He did this really funny interview with this Proud Boy hating guy.

01:33:47.000 That one's pretty funny.

01:33:49.000 Yeah, they just stare at that.

01:33:50.000 They just sort of dance around at the edge of Antifa.

01:33:52.000 Yeah.

01:33:55.000 Look at this crowd of...

01:34:01.000 I don't know what you're going.

01:34:08.000 It's pretty intense.

01:34:11.000 Funny stuff.

01:34:12.000 Can we show that Proud Boys?

01:34:14.000 Sure.

01:34:15.000 That's a funny one.

01:34:17.000 It's quick.

01:34:21.000 Let's take it back.

01:34:23.000 I don't even think Trump is the baddest guy in the country.

01:34:26.000 I think it's that medium.

01:34:27.000 Do you think Biden's better?

01:34:29.000 Yes, I do.

01:34:29.000 Why?

01:34:30.000 I think Biden is better because he has not told the Proud Boys to stand by and stand back.

01:34:35.000 Why are the Prowboys bad?

01:34:36.000 Because the Prowboys are actually like a white supremacist group. 0.96

01:34:40.000 So are there any Proud Boys that are not of white descent?

01:34:44.000 I'm sure there are.

01:34:45.000 I'm sure there are.

01:34:45.000 So how does that make sense?

01:34:47.000 Like of big, like of, like, when the Prowboys were founded, it was a white supremacy group.

01:34:53.000 Who founded the Prowboys?

01:34:54.000 I don't know.

01:34:56.000 So, why are there so many Proud Boys that are not of white descent?

01:34:59.000 Why are there so many?

01:35:00.000 Yeah.

01:35:01.000 I don't know.

01:35:01.000 I don't know what...

01:35:02.000 I don't know what their, I don't know what their motive is to join that group.

01:35:06.000 So you don't know what their motive is, yet you're very confident that they're white supremacists?

01:35:10.000 Can I ask you, are you part of the Prowboys?

01:35:13.000 I'm a level one Prowboy.

01:35:14.000 I don't even know what the hell that means.

01:35:15.000 It means that I did the bare minimum requirement to become a level one.

01:35:22.000 Good luck.

01:35:23.000 Yeah, but I'm just trying to ask you what you know about it.

01:35:28.000 Low-team.

01:35:31.000 I'd like to have breakfast duster.

01:35:33.000 What do you say?

01:35:34.000 I'd like to...

01:35:35.000 Well, I'd like to do some more research.

01:35:36.000 I'd like to do some more research.

01:35:39.000 Dude, I'm confused too, man.

01:35:42.000 That makes both of us. 0.96

01:35:44.000 We're fucking confused soldiers on the ground. 0.99

01:35:46.000 Like, what the fuck's going on? 0.99

01:35:47.000 I have that same sweater that guy has. 0.99

01:35:51.000 To be completely honest with you.

01:35:52.000 To be completely honest.

01:35:53.000 Yeah.

01:35:54.000 That should tell you something, Ryan.

01:35:56.000 That guy has great style, but awful judgment. 1.00

01:36:00.000 He's obviously a pathetic little beta cuck loser, and you guys have the same clothes. 1.00

01:36:06.000 I wear it. 1.00

01:36:06.000 So this is very good. 1.00

01:36:07.000 I'd be a Chadna too.

01:36:08.000 We're happy with that.

01:36:09.000 That'll be on the chopping block.

01:36:12.000 And then this is for my cop pal.

01:36:15.000 It's a recreation of the oink oink you monster shirt, just with the story. 0.99

01:36:20.000 You know there's a word for that?

01:36:21.000 A paliseman. 0.87

01:36:24.000 With the story around it.

01:36:26.000 I hope he appreciates that.

01:36:27.000 I hope it makes up for losing the other one.

01:36:32.000 We got Adam.

01:36:34.000 Hey, so while we're...

01:36:36.000 Hey, you can hear me?

01:36:40.000 The Leonard Skinner, 1977 Oakland Coliseum video.

01:36:47.000 You should play him that in the background while I explain.

01:36:50.000 Go ahead, what is that?

01:36:51.000 Last week.

01:36:53.000 Yeah, 1977 Oakland Coliseum, Leonard Skinner.

01:36:58.000 Do y'all like Leonard Skinner?

01:36:59.000 Yeah, I love Leonard Skinner.

01:37:01.000 Yeah, Leonard Skinner's good.

01:37:03.000 And so anybody say, interview this dude, Artemis Powell, who made this movie, even though he was being sued by Leonard Skinner, saying you can't make this movie because he completely made up the story.

01:37:16.000 And it's actually going to be, well, it's actually out.

01:37:20.000 And I watched the preview and I thought that you can make up a movie just based on your own reality because I've seen other interviews with other people that were there.

01:37:32.000 And this guy just basically created this on his own.

01:37:36.000 But this is a new movie.

01:37:37.000 So it's like Stolen Valor, but it's Stolen Skinny.

01:37:42.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:37:43.000 This is a movie for you, veteran McGuinness.

01:37:46.000 The greatest beer run ever: a true story of friendship greater than war.

01:37:50.000 Have you heard this?

01:37:52.000 Read this book?

01:37:53.000 They're making it into a movie by a New York guy, John Chick Donahue, who, yeah, this is an awesome video.

01:38:03.000 But anyways, John Chick was a guy in New York.

01:38:08.000 Anyways, they're making a movie about this guy's story.

01:38:12.000 And again, they're saying it's kind of made up.

01:38:16.000 But at the same time, I don't know.

01:38:18.000 My question is, if you have your own view of history and your own, you know, shouldn't you be able to make any kind of movie you want?

01:38:28.000 So wait a minute.

01:38:29.000 This Greatest Beer Run Ever is a war story and it's a stolen valor story?

01:38:35.000 Well, I don't believe so.

01:38:37.000 But what the thing is, the director who's going to be putting out this movie is the guy that did Green Book in 2019, Peter Farley.

01:38:47.000 And the people that were involved with the actual story say, oh, no, that was a good idea.

01:38:52.000 Okay, which, dude, you're frustrating me here.

01:38:53.000 Maybe it's the Southern Drawl.

01:38:56.000 Which is the lie?

01:39:00.000 Well, apparently the Leonard Skinner story that this guy, Arnold's Powell, was sued, did not make this movie way back in.

01:39:10.000 There's even the artist movie.

01:39:11.000 But he didn't go on a beer run.

01:39:12.000 The beer run is a separate thing?

01:39:14.000 Yeah.

01:39:18.000 Sorry, you're breaking.

01:39:19.000 Yeah, I think he was referencing two separate things.

01:39:21.000 So the guy with Skynard, he was criticized because he's just coming out with this movie about how maybe some things were kind of embellished or whatever, so it's not completely true to history.

01:39:32.000 So this other guy made this The Greatest Bureau and Ever.

01:39:35.000 It's a war story, but people are kind of questioning the validity of that because it's kind of like, is it in his head or is it like his retelling of reality?

01:39:43.000 And should you be able to just, if that's the way you see things.

01:39:46.000 No, that's lying.

01:39:48.000 History is not fiction.

01:39:49.000 Exactly, exactly.

01:39:50.000 It's facts. 0.99

01:39:52.000 But if you're involved in any of these stories, you should know, shut up. 0.99

01:39:56.000 Okay, I got to go. 0.96

01:39:57.000 Thank you.

01:39:58.000 Thank you for calling.

01:40:01.000 They run a little slow in the South. 0.98

01:40:02.000 I mean, not dumb, just, you know.

01:40:05.000 No, but if you're involved in any of these stories, you should fight for the truth, but also accept that, like, I was an integral part of New York City in the early aughts.

01:40:16.000 I was the guy who did vice.

01:40:18.000 I was the one documenting everything.

01:40:20.000 I was the sort of platform.

01:40:22.000 Social media wasn't even that big back then.

01:40:24.000 And now, because I'm Satan, every time they do a book or a story or a movie about those days, I'm carefully airbrushed out.

01:40:32.000 Stalinism.

01:40:35.000 And you should be prepared for that.

01:40:37.000 Because that could happen to you. 0.98

01:40:40.000 See how this green book is so fucking annoying. 1.00

01:40:44.000 It's about a stupid white, dumb moron and an erudite black pianist who's so smart. 1.00

01:40:52.000 And the guy's writing his letter to his girlfriend, the white guy. 1.00

01:40:55.000 And he's like, why are you writing that letter?

01:40:59.000 Oh, yeah.

01:41:00.000 It's going to arrive after you do.

01:41:03.000 And he goes, I'm just trying to get my thoughts on paper. 0.90

01:41:06.000 And then he reads the guy's letter and he's like, laughs at his silly metaphors. 0.94

01:41:10.000 And it's just like, if the races were reversed, it would be the most racist movie ever made. 0.60

01:41:18.000 Is that the one with the scene where the guy's like, yeah, he's like in some scrubby pajamas and the other guy's got like some nice...

01:41:23.000 No, he's wearing an undershirt at the motel.

01:41:25.000 And then black guy comes in. 0.98

01:41:26.000 He has his own perfectly tailored pajamas.

01:41:30.000 Yeah.

01:41:31.000 Yeah.

01:41:34.000 Skinner's footage looks great.

01:41:36.000 So same thing with Hunter S. Thompson, too. 0.99

01:41:38.000 You theorize that maybe a lot of that shit's just a little bit more. 0.99

01:41:40.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:41:40.000 I think a lot of his book, his Hell's Angels book, is bullshit. 1.00

01:41:44.000 I'm not disparaging. 1.00

01:41:45.000 I think that's why they beat the shit out of him. 0.98

01:41:48.000 Not disparaging southern people. 0.99

01:41:50.000 I made it sound like they're not slow, but they have a different pace.

01:41:53.000 Everybody knows that.

01:41:54.000 New Yorkers are a little fast.

01:41:56.000 Wolfgang fast.

01:41:57.000 Let's go.

01:41:59.000 Okay, wait, wait.

01:42:00.000 Wolfgang.

01:42:00.000 Clicking it.

01:42:01.000 It's loading.

01:42:01.000 Wolfgang.

01:42:04.000 Hey, what's up?

01:42:05.000 Hey, man.

01:42:08.000 So, Wolfgang Van Halen.

01:42:11.000 Yes, yes.

01:42:13.000 Named after two of humanity's greatest musical geniuses.

01:42:19.000 And he just has zero talent at all.

01:42:24.000 So boring. 0.98

01:42:24.000 That's got to suck pretty bad for him. 0.98

01:42:27.000 Yeah, and that. 0.89

01:42:31.000 I saw that Tim Poole went on Ben Shapiro's show last week. 0.99

01:42:37.000 And I can't imagine two more annoying voices being together in the same fucking contest. 0.99

01:42:44.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:42:44.000 Well, I mean, if that's how you feel, then, you know, you got to make your decision. 0.99

01:42:49.000 And that's something you're going to stand by.

01:42:51.000 Basically, at the end of the day, facts don't care about your feelings.

01:42:53.000 So, I mean, you can go out there, you can do protests, you can rally with Trump, of course.

01:42:58.000 Yeah, man.

01:42:59.000 I mean, totally.

01:42:59.000 You want to go out there?

01:43:00.000 You want to have a riot? 0.63

01:43:02.000 I get it.

01:43:03.000 I told Ben.

01:43:05.000 Yeah.

01:43:05.000 I told Ben, I said, dude, before you do a show, have a small glass of whiskey and then go, ah, like into a pillow or something for 10 minutes.

01:43:15.000 One of the reasons I sound so incredibly cool is because at the gym in the mornings, I'm going, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:43:22.000 And by the time I get here, I'm like, hey man, what's going on?

01:43:26.000 Welcome back to the show. 0.95

01:43:27.000 We have some really badass shit for you to play today, starting with Motorhead, this song called Ace of Spades. 0.98

01:43:35.000 Exactly. 0.97

01:43:37.000 One more thing, one more thing before I go, before I go.

01:43:40.000 Ryan, you got to go to Bolsonaro, the Brazilian president.

01:43:44.000 You got to go to his Twitter page and see what he posted today. 0.93

01:43:47.000 It's pretty fucking funny. 0.86

01:43:48.000 It's a video. 0.98

01:43:49.000 Load writing.

01:43:50.000 What was it called? 1.00

01:43:51.000 Stop being a fag. 1.00

01:43:56.000 The caption is like bomb video and it's like B-O-M with no B at the end. 1.00

01:44:02.000 Thanks for calling, sir.

01:44:02.000 We'll check it out.

01:44:04.000 I feel like gay is coming back. 1.00

01:44:06.000 The kind of gay that we used in high school. 1.00

01:44:09.000 Like, go home, you're gay. 1.00

01:44:10.000 And Bolsonaro is saying, you're being fags. 1.00

01:44:12.000 You're gay, go home. 1.00

01:44:14.000 I think with the gays and lesbians putting so much attention onto trans, they sort of let down their defenses. 1.00

01:44:20.000 And now we see an opening. 0.99

01:44:21.000 We're like, oh, good, we can say fag again. 1.00

01:44:24.000 You're too obsessed with trans. 1.00

01:44:27.000 Is this it?

01:44:28.000 What's up? 1.00

01:44:42.000 This is boring and stupid. 1.00

01:44:44.000 It's my happy thing. 1.00

01:44:49.000 Why am I watching this?

01:44:50.000 I feel like this isn't a...

01:44:51.000 I'm getting mad.

01:44:57.000 Yeah, that can't be it.

01:44:58.000 It's gotta be.

01:44:58.000 I think that's my fault.

01:45:00.000 Combination of Ryan's shittiness. 0.94

01:45:02.000 Oh, that picture? 0.98

01:45:03.000 Yeah.

01:45:03.000 Where they make him super squat?

01:45:05.000 Yeah, I saw that, and I didn't register.

01:45:07.000 I didn't even include it in my notes.

01:45:09.000 Why are we watching this?

01:45:11.000 Someone shrank the ratio, size ratio.

01:45:19.000 With him retweeting, I guess he's got that kind of sense of humor.

01:45:21.000 He's like, that's pretty funny.

01:45:25.000 Let me see here.

01:45:27.000 I mean, he plays eruption.

01:45:42.000 It's not too hard, but I mean.

01:45:48.000 I'm going to learn that tonight.

01:45:51.000 Okay?

01:45:52.000 Hashtag better than Wolfgang.

01:45:53.000 Nobody's going to fight me on that one.

01:45:55.000 I'm not saying he's not talented on the guitar.

01:45:58.000 It's just that song, Milk Toasty, about his dad dying was the most milked.

01:46:03.000 I can't remember it ever.

01:46:04.000 I'm so happy.

01:46:05.000 Happy you found a place that's better than this rock we're living on.

01:46:11.000 Yeah.

01:46:12.000 Jin, jing, jing, jin, jin, jin.

01:46:14.000 It was even less interesting than that.

01:46:19.000 No matter the dead.

01:46:24.000 No matter what the devil says.

01:46:28.000 You know why he only had one kid?

01:46:31.000 Don't. 1.00

01:46:31.000 Because his jiz was shooting into every fucking groupie in America. 1.00

01:46:36.000 In fact, there was none left for Valerie. 0.99

01:46:39.000 No tea there.

01:46:41.000 Hey, honey, I'm back from tour. 0.98

01:46:43.000 Unfortunately, I'm out of cum. 0.93

01:46:46.000 So if you're looking forward to a splash of some sort. 0.97

01:46:49.000 So I'm going to go to the other room and eat bananas for three days.

01:46:52.000 Try to get something going down here. 1.00

01:46:55.000 Because not only did I fuck a lot of chicks, but I had the cum sucked right out of my balls. 1.00

01:47:00.000 Like I was sort of going, ow, ow, ow, it was too much. 1.00

01:47:03.000 So we're cleaned out.

01:47:05.000 The needle is on E. Zinc is what you need for that. 0.79

01:47:09.000 You get bigger loads and you're super horny. 0.52

01:47:11.000 Learning that the hard way. 0.95

01:47:14.000 She's always hot. 0.99

01:47:15.000 Why does she look so chinky? 1.00

01:47:19.000 Wow, she really does. 0.84

01:47:21.000 That doesn't look like a not-chink person. 1.00

01:47:23.000 I mean, a not-chink person? 0.99

01:47:26.000 Korean.

01:47:26.000 Looks Korean.

01:47:27.000 We have somebody on the line.

01:47:28.000 Why does she look like that? 1.00

01:47:29.000 Jack?

01:47:30.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:47:31.000 I'll look it up because you're useless. 0.96

01:47:33.000 Yo, Gavin, what's up? 0.94

01:47:34.000 Hey, man.

01:47:37.000 Yo, I've been watching for a while since the Rebel Media days.

01:47:41.000 I was about to ask, how pissed were you about Robinson Cano getting suspended? 0.99

01:47:48.000 Fucking bummed. 0.99

01:47:49.000 You know, he saved our ass a few times last year. 0.99

01:47:52.000 I can distinctly remember certain games where we were sort of going, I don't think this is going to happen. 0.96

01:47:57.000 And then whackerdoodle out of the park. 0.89

01:48:02.000 But.

01:48:03.000 Yeah, he's getting a little old, though.

01:48:06.000 But so my story was, so last week I was in the hospital because I broke my arm pretty bad.

01:48:15.000 And so I'm sitting in there and the only thing I got is I'm listening to your guys' videos.

01:48:25.000 And I'm just listening to it.

01:48:28.000 And the nurse comes in, and she kind of gives me this look like she's not really pleased that I'm listening to this.

01:48:34.000 So, you know, I keep going, keep listening. 0.96

01:48:39.000 And, you know, this was the day after my surgery, so I was in fucking immense pain. 0.91

01:48:46.000 And I was asking her, I was like, is there anything we could do for some more medication? 0.91

01:48:52.000 Like, I think I am in severe pain right now.

01:48:55.000 Like, I think I need something.

01:48:56.000 And she's like, no, sorry.

01:48:59.000 Like, there's nothing we can do right now.

01:49:01.000 And I was just like, okay.

01:49:04.000 And so as the day goes on, you know, you just see my blood pressure getting higher and higher as they're checking it. 0.99

01:49:11.000 And when they do the nurse shift the next day, the lady comes in and she's like, what the fuck was happening? 0.97

01:49:19.000 Like, why was this lady denying you all these meds? 1.00

01:49:21.000 And like, we could have easily been getting you more.

01:49:24.000 And, you know, the next thing I know, I'm fine and I got more meds.

01:49:27.000 And the literal only thing that I can think of that was that she was just a big lib and just came in and just heard you guys.

01:49:35.000 Because I was listening to like three podcasts back to back to back. 1.00

01:49:38.000 And I think she literally just heard it and was just like, fuck this kid. 1.00

01:49:42.000 Like, I'm not giving him shit and I'm going to make him suffer. 1.00

01:49:46.000 Thanks a lot, lady. 0.99

01:49:48.000 It's crazy.

01:49:50.000 What was the show?

01:49:51.000 Was it G-O-M-L or TGMS or was it Blaze Days or this studio?

01:49:56.000 It was G-O-M-L. 1.00

01:49:58.000 I was watching it.

01:50:00.000 I was watching like three days since I had been pretty much unconscious for three days.

01:50:04.000 I was catching up.

01:50:06.000 So I was watching it for five hours straight.

01:50:08.000 So every time she came in, you know, she heard it and she gave me a little look.

01:50:13.000 And it was just, I mean, like, I reported her at the end, too. 0.99

01:50:17.000 I was like, what the fuck was that? 0.97

01:50:20.000 Like, I mean, like, why was she denying me? 0.99

01:50:22.000 And, like, the lady goes, I've never had a problem with that nurse before in my life.

01:50:26.000 Like, usually people say how good she is.

01:50:29.000 And I mean, I can't imagine. 1.00

01:50:31.000 Like, that's the only thing that I can think of was I was just listening to it for five hours, and I think she just got pissed and just said, fuck this kid. 1.00

01:50:39.000 Women in the workforce. 1.00

01:50:40.000 Women in the fucking workforce. 1.00

01:50:42.000 And, you know, I saw this article Paul Joseph Watson put up about racists not getting health coverage if they go to the hospital. 1.00

01:50:51.000 They could be denied health care through the NHS.

01:50:54.000 I'm like, first of all, I don't trust your definition of racism.

01:50:57.000 Obviously, this woman was wrong when it came to you and what you were listening to. 0.94

01:51:01.000 But say the guy was racist. 0.97

01:51:03.000 Yeah, he deserves to get stitched up. 0.99

01:51:06.000 That's just his belief system. 0.98

01:51:08.000 And by the way, if you stop treating racists, there's going to be a lot of black and Asian people not getting the care they need. 0.56

01:51:13.000 Mexicans, too. 0.97

01:51:14.000 Yeah, Mexicans. 0.98

01:51:15.000 They love bantering about racism. 0.95

01:51:17.000 Yeah, they're great.

01:51:18.000 Hey, Yochino.

01:51:19.000 Thanks for calling, man. 0.99

01:51:21.000 This drawing sucks. 1.00

01:51:23.000 Shit. 1.00

01:51:24.000 What is it? 1.00

01:51:25.000 I think it might be my pen.

01:51:28.000 That's...

01:51:28.000 No, no, who's the drawing of?

01:51:30.000 Just a random, just shitty... 0.92

01:51:32.000 I don't know. 0.98

01:51:32.000 Kind of look like the guy who smashes watermelons. 0.98

01:51:38.000 All right, we're running out of time. 0.69

01:51:40.000 I just typed racist coffee.

01:51:41.000 I'm looking for racist healthcare.

01:51:43.000 Do you want me to pull that article up?

01:51:45.000 Or no?

01:51:46.000 What is with your search bar?

01:51:48.000 That's the Summit News one.

01:51:49.000 Oh.

01:51:53.000 Yeah, it would be NHS.

01:51:55.000 Bigot or something.

01:51:58.000 All right, let's take another call.

01:52:02.000 You're on the line.

01:52:05.000 Oh, what's going on, fellas?

01:52:07.000 Hey, man.

01:52:09.000 I wanted to, I called a while back and asked about Roger Stone getting pardoned, but I wanted to say congrats on being vindicated.

01:52:19.000 I think the apartheid is going to stretch across the United States. 0.89

01:52:24.000 I think it already is.

01:52:25.000 I think people are going to wake up to the Dems.

01:52:28.000 Even if Trump does go, I think it's over for him.

01:52:32.000 Yeah, but I had a suggestion on a while back you said you were going to make copies of those timeline drawings you made.

01:52:44.000 You know what?

01:52:44.000 Let me put that on my to-do list right now.

01:52:47.000 That's got to go on my to-do list right now because I keep forgetting that and it's something I really want to do.

01:52:53.000 It's a bar part article. 0.99

01:52:55.000 Yeah, sign a couple of them fuckers and I'll buy one off you. 1.00

01:52:58.000 Okay. 1.00

01:52:58.000 I'll buy a couple off you actually. 1.00

01:53:01.000 I thought I might even try to make them better and cleaner.

01:53:07.000 That would be cool too.

01:53:08.000 Yeah.

01:53:09.000 Those things were fucking dope and then they got put on the auction. 0.99

01:53:14.000 But some of the stuff gets so high, you know what I mean? 0.99

01:53:17.000 I just can't afford it.

01:53:18.000 Wouldn't it be cool at your school?

01:53:20.000 I'm going to take your school when you're a kid, like the longest highway in the school has a timeline on it.

01:53:27.000 And kids are allowed to add to it and stuff with teachers' permission, of course. 0.53

01:53:30.000 You can't say, the day I've shit my pants.

01:53:33.000 But you have like William Wallace, the Industrial Revolution, Lincoln getting shot is over by, you know, room 32B. 0.99

01:53:43.000 You have fucking the Olympics, when they kidnapped those Israelis at the Olympics, that's in there. 1.00

01:53:49.000 All that, you know, like the FLQ 9-11 is there, little cards and stuff. 0.99

01:53:54.000 Yeah. 0.59

01:53:55.000 Because, and if it was all timed out proportionately, you'd realize like, wow, a lot of shit has happened in the past hundred years, and not a lot of shit happened before, you know. 0.84

01:54:05.000 It would have to start with. 0.77

01:54:07.000 Yeah, they should.

01:54:08.000 Go ahead. 1.00

01:54:09.000 They should hang one of them up in every fucking classroom. 1.00

01:54:12.000 And they should say it in a provocative way, like the way Alex Jones does with shit, to draw people in, you know? 1.00

01:54:19.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:54:20.000 But that would require teachers who actually gave a shit about their job and administrators who would help the few teachers who do want to get involved, empowering them to make big decisions. 0.90

01:54:34.000 Which I just saw here in New York, there's this woman. 1.00

01:54:40.000 It's so fucking annoying. 0.97

01:54:41.000 Look up the Pelham sweatshirt thing. 0.98

01:54:43.000 Did we already talk about this?

01:54:46.000 Her dad died when she was very young.

01:54:48.000 I think she was like 19.

01:54:49.000 He was a detective in the Bronx.

01:54:51.000 This is probably 20 years ago now.

01:54:54.000 And a canine unit, he loved dogs.

01:54:57.000 So a canine unit was formed, and it was named after him.

01:55:00.000 His name's like Conchesco or something like that.

01:55:02.000 And they named the canine unit after him.

01:55:04.000 And she thought that was wonderful and she really appreciated it.

01:55:06.000 So she made sweatshirts for this canine unit.

01:55:10.000 And it says his name and it's got a police badge and it says it has a Blue Lives Matter flag on one of the arms.

01:55:18.000 That's one of the many patches.

01:55:20.000 There it is.

01:55:22.000 And that patch on the left arm, the teacher, the head of the school said that flag is offensive and will make some students of color feel unsafe.

01:55:34.000 So the sweatshirt is banned from the school. 0.97

01:55:38.000 Isn't that fucking saying Blue Lives Matter is offensive? 1.00

01:55:44.000 People are a fucking joke anymore. 1.00

01:55:47.000 I mean, even kids are too. 1.00

01:55:49.000 I remember over the summer, my daughter had a couple of her friends over.

01:55:53.000 She's like 13, 14 years old.

01:55:55.000 And they were going to go swimming.

01:55:56.000 Well, she came back in her room. 0.61

01:55:58.000 They hadn't gone yet.

01:56:00.000 I said, what's up?

01:56:00.000 You guys ain't going swimming?

01:56:02.000 Well, no, Tony, Tony just got a perm. 0.99

01:56:06.000 And I remember thinking, what the fuck, dude? 0.99

01:56:08.000 If I would have told my friends that in high school, oh, my God. 1.00

01:56:12.000 Oh, you'd be known as perm Tony for the rest of your life. 0.90

01:56:17.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:56:18.000 They would have fucking killed me. 1.00

01:56:20.000 It would have been bad. 0.99

01:56:21.000 All right, buddy, thanks for telling me.

01:56:23.000 I think it's a mixture of both, you know?

01:56:24.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:56:26.000 It's kind of rude the way I hang up on people, but we have time for one more call.

01:56:32.000 This is a good one.

01:56:36.000 Jackson.

01:56:37.000 Hello, Gabby.

01:56:38.000 Jackson's on the left.

01:56:39.000 Hello, sir.

01:56:40.000 How are you?

01:56:41.000 Oh, yeah, that takes a long time.

01:56:43.000 How you doing?

01:56:44.000 Good. 0.98

01:56:46.000 Yeah, sorry, I got kind of drunk fucking waiting. 0.98

01:56:52.000 I'm in college right now, and I want to learn how to have a threesome. 0.93

01:56:55.000 So, like, the situation is, is I banged a girl, and I banged her friend, and they both like know me really well.

01:57:05.000 Like, and if I'm in the same room as them, do I just like start make out with one, then make out with the other?

01:57:11.000 Like, how does that work?

01:57:13.000 Um, you tell them to take their shirts off, yeah, everyone has to be wasted.

01:57:18.000 You probably have to have Coke there.

01:57:20.000 I wouldn't wear this hat.

01:57:22.000 Um, and then if you, if they, once they take their shirts off, and if they start making out, you're off to the races.

01:57:29.000 But you need, you need one of them, it needs to be two-on-one.

01:57:33.000 So you and one of the girls has to say, let's try to set up a threesome. 1.00

01:57:37.000 Because if you're working on both of them and both of them are reluctant, that's a challenge.

01:57:43.000 But I would say you, you, you, if there's drugs there like Coke, you do a line and then make out with one, but you shouldn't do too much.

01:57:51.000 You won't be able to get it up.

01:57:53.000 And then you make out with the other one and then you make them make out.

01:57:56.000 And when they have their shirts off, you're basically saying, this is a sexual thing now. 0.99

01:57:59.000 We're not fucking around anymore. 0.81

01:58:01.000 But I would say the worst thing you could do is sort of clinically set it up when everyone is sober at 2 p.m. and say, all right, how about Thursday at 9, we catch up on this threesome we've been talking about? 0.96

01:58:15.000 That's not going to happen.

01:58:16.000 And it's their call.

01:58:18.000 But they don't know that I've danged the other friends.

01:58:21.000 Like, they think that off.

01:58:22.000 Oh.

01:58:24.000 Well, all right, I got an idea.

01:58:26.000 Does one of them know?

01:58:27.000 What if you tell both of them, listen, the other one doesn't know, so we've got to kind of keep it a secret.

01:58:32.000 And then you tell that to both of them.

01:58:36.000 And then you just kind of...

01:58:37.000 That's a good idea.

01:58:38.000 Hell yeah.

01:58:41.000 Sure.

01:58:41.000 Thank you.

01:58:42.000 Keep in mind, I'm not sure Ryan's had any threesomes.

01:58:45.000 One of the girls that we featured in the show, I called in a while back on Auntie Fatois. 0.96

01:58:53.000 I was the Williamsburg guy who got arrived by BLM.

01:58:57.000 Ryan, how many threesomes have you had?

01:58:59.000 No.

01:58:59.000 None.

01:59:00.000 I had like an experience.

01:59:00.000 He's had no threesomes.

01:59:02.000 I've had like more than I can count.

01:59:04.000 So do not listen to Ryan Rubier.

01:59:07.000 I mean, yeah, I guess so.

01:59:09.000 Sure.

01:59:10.000 I think Ryan has a pretty good idea.

01:59:12.000 No, no good advice can come from somebody with no.

01:59:17.000 It's bad advice.

01:59:19.000 Yeah, it is.

01:59:19.000 It's great advice.

01:59:21.000 No, it's not.

01:59:23.000 Also, Ryan, I want you to do an impression of Gavin McInnes, like the young Gavin McInnes, from the video when Vice moves to New York City.

01:59:33.000 Ooh, I haven't worked that one.

01:59:36.000 I'd have to wear flip-flops.

01:59:38.000 That's one of the things.

01:59:39.000 I was such a gentle giant back then.

01:59:42.000 I was so much sweeter of a man.

01:59:44.000 They say, live to New York till it makes you hard, then move to L.A. till it makes you soft.

01:59:49.000 I was soft.

01:59:50.000 You were Canadian.

01:59:50.000 In 1999.

01:59:51.000 A sweet Canadian boy.

01:59:53.000 We were talking about all the vegan restaurants and stuff.

01:59:55.000 I thought that was cool.

01:59:57.000 Yeah, I was really excited to be in a place where vegetarianism was the norm because I was a vegetarian.

02:00:04.000 You really sound like most Canadian. 0.63

02:00:06.000 Later.

02:00:07.000 All right, man.

02:00:07.000 Bye.

02:00:07.000 This Canadian band that's my favorite, it's like you, they sound like you, yeah.

02:00:10.000 Canadians sound like a thing.

02:00:12.000 Yeah, it's called a Canadian accent genius.

02:00:14.000 But no, it's not even like the A. It's just like it's very polite, like, you know.

02:00:18.000 All right.

02:00:19.000 That's the end of our show.

02:00:20.000 I'm going to say, though, before we go. 0.99

02:00:23.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:00:24.000 Where's the read? 1.00

02:00:25.000 Uh-oh.

02:00:26.000 Here it is.

02:00:27.000 I have so much stuff pulled up on mantis shrimp.

02:00:30.000 Okay, so Ryan, take this and plug it into the half-hour market.

02:00:35.000 Okay.

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Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 19, 2020

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