Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 27, 2020


GOML LIVE #75 | WE ARE FAMILY (Part 1)

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Gavin McInnes and his son Bryce talk about Sam Hides' new book, "How to Bomb the U.S. Government" and the movie "The 12th Man" and much, much more. They also talk about how millennials do business and how they're not really for sale, and Bryce gives an opinion on it. Also, they talk about the new movie "Jurgen Schluckenschlaps' War Hero" and what it's like being a war hero when you don't have any arms or legs and you're on a sled with no feet or hands and you have to go to work in the middle of the winter in a blizzard and you can't even get out of your car without getting frostbitten and lost your hands on a bunch of stuff. And Bryce talks about how much money he made from selling t-shirts and how he's going to make $200,000 or so in the future. And then they discuss how millennials are making a lot of money and how it's a good thing that they don't need a car to drive around in a snow ploughing truck to get around and get around in the snow and wear a hoodie and all that other stuff. And it's not even close to as bad as it looks on the surface. It's another episode of Off My Lawn! Get off My Lawn with Gavin and Bryce on this episode of Gav and Bryce's new podcast, Gav's new book "How To Bomb the US Government" on Amazon Prime Video! Subscribe to the show and get 20% off your favorite streaming service. Subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, too! Thanks for listening and share the podcast! if you like it! and/or share it with a friend, and spread the word to your friends and family about this episode! We're listening to this podcast on Anchor.fm/GetOffMyLawn on Podchaser and we'll be listening to it on your feed and sharing it everywhere else on the pod! If you're looking for more like it, share it on social media? Subscribe and review it and tell us what you think about it's great and share it to a friend about it on Instapod or whatever else you're listening on your favorite podcatcher or whatever you do it's the best thing you're up to on your social media platform, we'll get a shoutout!

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00:00:02.000 Alright, from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:32.000 I'm 50 years old.
00:00:34.000 I'm older than your dad. 0.99
00:00:35.000 Oh shit, we don't have a book today. 0.99
00:00:40.000 Why don't we have this book? 0.99
00:00:44.000 Sam Hides, How to Bomb the U.S.
00:00:46.000 Government.
00:00:47.000 I'm not sure it's still available. 1.00
00:00:50.000 It's so fucking insane. 0.89
00:00:52.000 It's like 900 pages. 0.99
00:00:54.000 A lot of them are just garbage pages. 0.99
00:00:58.000 But in the grand scheme of things it's so cool having a 900 page book that has really interesting funny shit in it and also total and utter garbage. 0.99
00:01:08.000 Like that's what's great about Sam. 0.99
00:01:10.000 I don't think he grew up with a dad.
00:01:13.000 And sometimes that can work out.
00:01:17.000 Because, I don't know, it makes you more creative.
00:01:20.000 There's less discipline in your life.
00:01:23.000 Oh no, huge, huge mistake.
00:01:26.000 That opening was Robin.
00:01:29.000 And what's that song called?
00:01:31.000 Dancing On My Own.
00:01:32.000 Dancing On My Own.
00:01:34.000 I keep all show notes down, don't go selling them. 0.96
00:01:38.000 She's an ugly Swedish woman who is incredible at writing songs. 1.00
00:01:43.000 Kind of reminds me of The Knife. 0.99
00:01:46.000 You know The Knife?
00:01:47.000 They did a cover of that Hispanic dude song.
00:01:52.000 You know that song?
00:01:53.000 Jose Gonzalez's?
00:01:55.000 The Knife.
00:01:56.000 Jose.
00:01:56.000 Heartbeats.
00:01:57.000 Heartbeats.
00:01:58.000 Yeah.
00:01:58.000 The Knife's cover of Heartbeats.
00:02:15.000 Reminds me of Robin. 0.98
00:02:48.000 See, this community was so fun and pure until fucking E.T. 0.99
00:02:52.000 showed up and brought the heat. 0.99
00:02:55.000 Another Northern European. 0.98
00:03:05.000 Hey, speaking of Northern Europeans, thanks to our viewers who introduced me to that movie, The Twelfth Man.
00:03:13.000 My mom told me about some dude named Jurgen Schluckenschlaps, and I mentioned it on the show. 0.96
00:03:22.000 Yeah, his version sucks. 0.59
00:03:26.000 And they said, hey, there's a movie about that war hero. 0.99
00:03:30.000 So, hold on, I'm just getting the sponsors for today.
00:03:39.000 So, um, yeah, I checked out the movie and I thought, Jesus Christ, this job is like taking up all of my life.
00:03:45.000 Like I record shows and then I go home and watch what our readers tell me to watch. 0.99
00:03:51.000 But it's a really amazing fucking movie. 0.99
00:03:54.000 Although I gotta say. 0.99
00:03:58.000 I don't want to sound like Trump talking about McCain, but as far as war hero goes, war heroes go, you were mostly on a sled with no feet or hands.
00:04:09.000 You had frostbite.
00:04:12.000 Like you were cool at the beginning, that's the problem with this movie, at the beginning of the movie he's shooting Nazis and stuff, and then the rest of the movie he's just like being carted around by Norwegian volunteers who care about him and want him to be okay.
00:04:27.000 But it's- it's really, really good.
00:04:29.000 And the- another problem with it, of course, is it's, uh... Subtitles, so you can't, uh... You can't look at your phone.
00:04:37.000 And my phone addiction is reaching... Pandemic levels.
00:04:44.000 What's the music?
00:04:45.000 Is that Beastie Boys?
00:04:51.000 You go too long and it's really cold!
00:04:54.000 All true.
00:04:55.000 It is not Beastie Boys.
00:05:03.000 So it became a very symbolic escape because they thought they got all 12 saboteurs and they only got 11 and it gave hope to Norwegians that they could fight the Nazis.
00:05:12.000 It's weird that Sweden was neutral and Norway was not neutral.
00:05:19.000 Maybe if you're in a northern European country, you don't know much in army, just say, I'm neutral too.
00:05:26.000 Like Sweden, no? 0.99
00:05:27.000 Am I stupid? 1.00
00:05:28.000 I've never done war before. 1.00
00:05:30.000 Uh, some asshole sent us a sweatshirt. 0.99
00:05:33.000 I like this one. 1.00
00:05:34.000 Bryce.
00:05:34.000 What do you think?
00:05:36.000 Thank you Bryce.
00:05:37.000 They're not really for sale.
00:05:38.000 This is how millennials do business and make things. 1.00
00:05:42.000 They just like click on the internet, spend a bunch of money, I don't know where they get it from, send it to you, and then it's like a business.
00:05:52.000 Ooh.
00:05:52.000 Like Ryan's Antifa shirts.
00:05:55.000 Like he just made a bunch of shirts.
00:05:57.000 How much money did you make off your Antifa shirts?
00:06:00.000 I made sure to sell them cheap, which was kind of a mistake.
00:06:03.000 We didn't ask that.
00:06:04.000 So... Maybe a couple hundo?
00:06:08.000 Low hundo?
00:06:08.000 Maybe two, three hundo?
00:06:10.000 Net or gross?
00:06:13.000 Um... Net.
00:06:18.000 So you spent like $400 and made $200?
00:06:22.000 Gross.
00:06:24.000 So what were your profits? 0.94
00:06:25.000 What did you walk away with in your pocket?
00:06:27.000 You don't know what net and gross means.
00:06:29.000 Probably 250 tops.
00:06:31.000 What?
00:06:32.000 250 dollars.
00:06:32.000 Do you know what net and gross means?
00:06:34.000 Yeah, net is like how much you made but then you deduct the profits, that's your gross.
00:06:39.000 Right?
00:06:40.000 Or is it the opposite?
00:06:41.000 No, the gross is the total amount of income you took in.
00:06:45.000 Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:06:45.000 So you made like a hundred of these and they cost $99, right?
00:06:51.000 And you sold them all for cost, so you made $100.
00:06:57.000 That's your gross. 0.95
00:06:59.000 Your profit, your net, would be $1.
00:07:00.000 Right.
00:07:03.000 So, yeah, like about... Your net is what you walk home with in your pocket and you can walk home.
00:07:07.000 I netted about $250.
00:07:09.000 I don't believe you.
00:07:11.000 Okay.
00:07:11.000 You don't have to.
00:07:12.000 That wasn't the only shirt I sold.
00:07:13.000 I sold the Fort Lauderdale shirt.
00:07:16.000 Fart Lauderdale?
00:07:17.000 Yeah, and then like an Asian Pat Dixon shirt.
00:07:19.000 No, we're talking about the anti-fa shirt.
00:07:23.000 What was your walk home?
00:07:25.000 I don't know because, so the thing is I just threw a bunch up there.
00:07:27.000 And I really, I don't remember how much of each unit I sold.
00:07:30.000 Don't you have to make a minimum?
00:07:31.000 No, that's the thing, it was direct-to-garment print, so I'd travel to Staten Island to get them, so I could see the quality of them before sending them out, because there were some issues.
00:07:40.000 I wanted to make a tag, like this shirt I made, and there's a tag.
00:07:43.000 And so the placement of the tag, the placement of this, how big this was, I wanted to see it on the shirt, and how the print came out, because some of them were kind of iffy.
00:07:52.000 And so I would have to go to Staten Island to get all my orders, so that took a long time.
00:07:57.000 It became not worth it.
00:07:59.000 How did you get to Staten Island?
00:08:01.000 With your grandparents car?
00:08:03.000 No, I used to live at the hostel that I worked at in Union City.
00:08:06.000 So I'd take the bus into the city and then go down to the Manhattan and then hit the ferry.
00:08:13.000 I did that for Bobo too.
00:08:15.000 I recorded a little documentary where Bobo's mom fell.
00:08:19.000 Remember that?
00:08:20.000 The very unfortunate mishap.
00:08:22.000 And so I made shirts and I raised her like $300.
00:08:25.000 Cause Anthony promoted it and all this stuff.
00:08:28.000 So that one did really well, but I didn't make money off that one.
00:08:31.000 Did you have to go to Staten Island to see how that went?
00:08:33.000 Yeah, but that was one big bulk order.
00:08:34.000 I got all the orders first and then went there.
00:08:38.000 It wasn't like a thing like you go to the site and you can order.
00:08:40.000 You're sounding like an absolute catastrophe.
00:08:42.000 Alright, well that's why I stopped doing it.
00:08:45.000 It was a catastrophe.
00:08:47.000 Okay.
00:08:48.000 So I stopped.
00:08:51.000 Also, Bryce, anybody that wants one of these could hit up Bryce Reigs.
00:08:56.000 Well, yeah, go ahead and hit up Bryce and I guess he'll click a thing when you click a thing and then he'll get it sent and then he'll ship it out.
00:09:03.000 Like, how is this a business?
00:09:05.000 I feel the way I feel about these shirts, the way Howard Stern feels about podcasts. 1.00
00:09:12.000 This is just stupid. 0.96
00:09:14.000 It's just someone clicking on the thing and then clicking a thing. 0.98
00:09:18.000 Vincent Gallo has shirts that are the same, and he signs them all, but it's a cool concept, the little write-ups he does, but I don't want one of Vincent Gallo's shirts, and I don't want one of these shirts. 0.99
00:09:31.000 It's just a fucking dumb print. 0.99
00:09:33.000 I hate Joe Biden. 1.00
00:09:34.000 I think it's funny that he's a pedophile. 1.00
00:09:36.000 This is a disturbing image. 0.92
00:09:38.000 I'd like to wear it to trigger my neighbors, but...
00:09:43.000 It stoops.
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00:10:28.000 Seems to be some subtext there with the repetition of proud, doesn't there?
00:10:32.000 Mm-hmm.
00:10:33.000 He may be a member.
00:10:36.000 So we're gonna take calls soon.
00:10:38.000 This show is dedicated to calls, but there's so much going on with ElectionGate that I feel like I can't ignore it.
00:10:46.000 So we're gonna have to do an ElectionGate mini segment, emergency segment. 0.52
00:10:50.000 Hit it! 1.00
00:10:56.000 That's a good jam. 0.99
00:11:04.000 So some shit went down today. 0.99
00:11:05.000 Now today I recorded a Thanksgiving episode on how to deal with your liberal family on Thanksgiving. 0.99
00:11:12.000 I'm gonna make it free because for all you subscribers you know the whole story.
00:11:17.000 It's me repeating the same old things I've said a million times like
00:11:21.000 We didn't start slavery, we ended slavery.
00:11:23.000 I'm trying to give people tools, conservative tools to not want to kill their sister. 0.99
00:11:30.000 Because she's a nut and she's obsessed with Trump being racist. 0.99
00:11:35.000 So you don't really need it. 0.99
00:11:37.000 You've been watching this show forever.
00:11:39.000 But maybe some of your conservative friends need it.
00:11:41.000 So let's make it free, Ryguy.
00:11:44.000 Let's make it free.
00:11:45.000 Let's put it up tomorrow morning.
00:11:47.000 But in it, my dad calls me and he tells me about yesterday's news or this morning's news.
00:11:54.000 And so it's going to sound slightly old tomorrow, but
00:11:59.000 The Kraken has been released, my friends!
00:12:02.000 It's on!
00:12:04.000 Let's start with the top one.
00:12:07.000 This is huge.
00:12:08.000 A smooth curve going up, not any big spikes.
00:12:14.000 That's kind of what Greg was talking about, the anomalies of loading and uploading those votes.
00:12:21.000 So that big spike that occurs there is a prime indicator of fraudulent voting.
00:12:28.000 And that's 604,000 votes in 90 minutes, is that right?
00:12:33.000 Correct.
00:12:34.000 This is 337,000 votes in that period of time.
00:12:42.000 Yes.
00:12:42.000 And when you look at this entire curve with all these spikes, can you calculate how much of a vote that accounted for for Biden and how much for Trump?
00:12:54.000 Close to $600,000.
00:12:55.000 I think our figures are about $570,000 that all those spikes represent over time.
00:13:01.000 For Biden?
00:13:02.000 Correct.
00:13:02.000 And how much for Trump?
00:13:04.000 I think it was a little over $3,200.
00:13:05.000 How about that?
00:13:13.000 You know the biggest takeaway from that whole thing is the laughs. 1.00
00:13:15.000 Yeah, they're like, what the fuck? 0.99
00:13:17.000 $600,000 versus $3,200. 0.99
00:13:23.000 That's not how America goes.
00:13:25.000 That's not how things go.
00:13:27.000 Beatles or Rolling Stones?
00:13:29.000 We had a long debate about it all night, and then at five in the morning, 600,000 people voted for the Beatles.
00:13:38.000 And 20,000 votes went from Rolling Stones to Beatles at the exact same time.
00:13:43.000 Here's something funny.
00:13:44.000 No one ever voted on Dominion voting machines.
00:13:47.000 They just magically appeared.
00:13:53.000 I like how she has to space out Dominion.
00:13:57.000 D-O-M-I-N-I-O-N. 1.00
00:14:01.000 In case it gets killed.
00:14:03.000 And mandating things by governors and not changing the electoral process democratically is illegal.
00:14:11.000 You need to follow the Constitution.
00:14:14.000 These people are committing crimes.
00:14:17.000 Lookit, PA is huge.
00:14:19.000 Next link.
00:14:23.000 After today's, oh this is Cernovich, yeah.
00:14:26.000 Retweeted by Donald Trump. 1.00
00:14:27.000 Today was a huge fucking day, kiddies. 0.99
00:14:29.000 After today's Pennsylvania hearing, no person of good faith can claim this was a fair and free election. 0.99
00:14:35.000 And then this claim about election fraud is disputed.
00:14:38.000 That's amazing.
00:14:39.000 That's a t-shirt, dude.
00:14:40.000 I think that's a t-shirt.
00:14:44.000 Bryce, get on it.
00:14:46.000 Wait, go back.
00:14:47.000 No, not Bryce. 0.99
00:14:48.000 Your shirts suck. 0.99
00:14:49.000 They're really great. 1.00
00:14:50.000 I like them.
00:14:51.000 They're really great, are they?
00:14:52.000 You made me some other shirts that are great.
00:14:54.000 I forgot to bring them.
00:14:55.000 Go get them.
00:14:56.000 I have one with me, because I was going to wear that one.
00:14:59.000 Let's go get his great merch.
00:15:00.000 Go get it all.
00:15:03.000 But that would be a cool shirt to make.
00:15:05.000 I think if you traced it and hand wrote it, because, like,
00:15:10.000 A hard edged print of something from the internet just looks like a computer did it.
00:15:16.000 It's not interesting.
00:15:17.000 But if you had a t-shirt and it took what I just showed and I redrew it from scratch so it had like that human element and it kind of spread out and didn't really have definitive lines, that might be cool.
00:15:31.000 So what do we got here from Garbage Man Loser?
00:15:37.000 This, get fired, get in trouble, be brave and never stop fighting, written in a font and sort of a structure that is indicative of a 12-year-old who lives in Russia. 0.85
00:15:50.000 Right?
00:15:50.000 And then on the back, we're promoting our old URL.
00:15:54.000 Again, it's a stupid square print. 1.00
00:15:57.000 Boring, ugly, waste of time. 1.00
00:16:00.000 What's this?
00:16:02.000 This is a joke that Ryan likes.
00:16:05.000 Fart Lauderdale.
00:16:06.000 I like it too.
00:16:06.000 I think it's okay.
00:16:08.000 It's supposed to look like a souvenir from like... Yeah.
00:16:10.000 I get it.
00:16:11.000 And then people go, that's not fart.
00:16:14.000 That's fart.
00:16:15.000 I like to do that with that shirt.
00:16:18.000 Don't ask me to do anything.
00:16:19.000 I'm retired. 0.97
00:16:19.000 And then I change it to retarded. 0.97
00:16:21.000 So that's fun. 0.99
00:16:23.000 I wouldn't do that because that's going to fuck shit up. 0.96
00:16:25.000 Okay. 0.98
00:16:26.000 I could stop us from doing that.
00:16:27.000 And then McInnes.
00:16:29.000 Japarican 24, mildly amusing.
00:16:32.000 As in 2024.
00:16:33.000 And then a weird, like, super thick crinkly print on the back.
00:16:40.000 Good for ASMR.
00:16:41.000 With lots of, like, dead space here. 0.96
00:16:44.000 Lots of black. 0.99
00:16:47.000 The guy's just not creative. 0.99
00:16:49.000 Look at this.
00:16:50.000 Look at the bottom of this just, like, dead gross film.
00:16:54.000 Well, that was in the original photo.
00:16:55.000 Yeah, you're supposed to, like, I don't know, improve it?
00:16:59.000 So it's got this super waterproof, more waterproof than Ryan's Carhartt sweatshirt material.
00:17:07.000 It's weird.
00:17:09.000 Kind of pleasant. 0.99
00:17:10.000 So that's garbage. 0.98
00:17:11.000 It's tactile. 0.98
00:17:14.000 Anyway, P.I.' 0.89
00:17:14.000 's huge. 0.89
00:17:15.000 And then we talk about election flipping.
00:17:16.000 I gotta take this shirt off.
00:17:21.000 It's Ryan's size, so it's like wearing a baby's clothes.
00:17:26.000 But like a ripped hot baby. 0.87
00:17:28.000 Yeah, sexy baby. 1.00
00:17:31.000 That'd be a good name for a clothing line, Sexy Baby. 1.00
00:17:34.000 It's kind of what BabyFat is, isn't it?
00:17:35.000 I guarantee that exists.
00:17:39.000 Okay, this is a woman explaining election fraud, so it takes forever, but have faith in her. 0.55
00:17:44.000 Hey guys, I went live earlier and I was having some computer issues, so basically what I'm gonna do here is record it in case I have video issues again.
00:17:53.000 So what I was saying earlier on the live,
00:17:59.000 Uh, this gentleman by the name of Brad Barton, giving credit to him, he actually recorded, uh, as it was happening live that night, um, on the news.
00:18:10.000 I believe it was either election night or the day after.
00:18:12.000 And he was going through and recording different things and, well, maybe even not recording it, he noticed it.
00:18:18.000 So then he probably rewound it and recorded it.
00:18:21.000 So, just because he saw, whoa, what just happened here?
00:18:26.000 So I'm going to play it, and you're going to see that Trump's numbers are going to switch.
00:18:31.000 So right now, you can see at this point, in the game anyway, he was at, at the time, $1,690,000, okay?
00:18:35.000 $5,090,000.
00:18:35.000 And then some odd.
00:18:41.000 I'm doing it again, I'm doing it again, I messed it up I guess.
00:18:46.000 He's at 1.69 right now.
00:19:06.000 I don't know if you can see it.
00:19:07.000 Trump's got 1.69 right now.
00:19:08.000 Are you seeing that?
00:19:09.000 Biden's got 1.252.
00:19:09.000 This is Pennsylvania.
00:19:10.000 I'm going to let it play.
00:19:11.000 Here we go.
00:19:12.000 Wait.
00:19:13.000 Better wait it out because it's going to scroll back around to Pennsylvania.
00:19:15.000 You've seen this, but not her saying it.
00:19:17.000 It's going to go through to Wisconsin and start alphabetically all over again.
00:19:22.000 We saw the thing where the number was flipped exactly.
00:19:24.000 So remember that number, 1,690.
00:19:25.000 I don't think this is flipped exactly.
00:19:28.000 And Biden had 1,252, I believe it was.
00:19:30.000 Watch it.
00:19:35.000 Hold on, we're going to go to Michigan next, I believe.
00:19:38.000 Yep.
00:19:39.000 We're focusing on Pennsylvania.
00:19:42.000 That's where the biggest problem is right now.
00:19:44.000 So anybody that's saying this is not true, it absolutely is.
00:19:48.000 Look at that.
00:19:48.000 Bam!
00:19:49.000 That's there.
00:19:49.000 1-6-70.
00:19:49.000 He was at 1-6-90, then there he is at 1-6-70, 6-31.
00:20:01.000 And Biden goes up to 1372495.
00:20:03.000 Let's see if he does the actual math.
00:20:06.000 Trump went from 1.690589 to the next update 1.670631.
00:20:09.000 That is a loss
00:20:24.000 Of 19,958 votes.
00:20:28.000 Okay, so I'm going to pause this.
00:20:29.000 I have the calculators up.
00:20:31.000 I'm going to show you what happens here.
00:20:33.000 So Trump's right here.
00:20:34.000 I don't screw this up.
00:20:36.000 We're going to subtract 1670.
00:20:41.000 Okay, minus 1670, 631.
00:20:44.000 That's $19,958.
00:20:46.000 So we're going to go over here to Biden's calculator.
00:20:50.000 I have two calculators out.
00:20:52.000 One for Trump, one for Biden.
00:20:53.000 All right, we're going to bring Biden's out. 0.95
00:20:55.000 Just for shits and giggles, we're going to add $19,958 to Biden's, okay? 0.92
00:21:00.000 Plus $19,958. 0.97
00:21:04.000 Look at that, okay?
00:21:05.000 See that number? 0.99
00:21:07.000 We added Trump's to Biden's just for shits and giggles. 0.99
00:21:12.000 Look at that. 0.99
00:21:13.000 Twelve.
00:21:15.000 Seventy-two.
00:21:17.000 Four ninety-five.
00:21:18.000 Twelve.
00:21:19.000 Seventy-two.
00:21:19.000 Four ninety-five.
00:21:20.000 Nineteen thousand nine hundred and fifty-eight votes flicked.
00:21:22.000 Everyone is saying that this is not true.
00:21:24.000 The Democrats are saying they have no evidence of fraud.
00:21:29.000 That is not true.
00:21:30.000 You need to share this video.
00:21:32.000 Okay. 0.99
00:21:35.000 Tomorrow at Thanksgiving with your crazy sister. 1.00
00:21:38.000 My whole show tomorrow is dedicated to crazy sisters. 1.00
00:21:42.000 Just talk about that.
00:21:44.000 Again, you're gonna see it in the show tomorrow, but it's all about not attacking her and just asking questions.
00:21:51.000 I kind of read that women when they're in their early 20s actually make more money. 1.00
00:21:56.000 Then, uh, men.
00:21:58.000 It's just when they get married and have kids, they start making less money.
00:22:01.000 Are you hearing a hum on this mic, by the way?
00:22:03.000 We've had some problems with some, uh, buzzing.
00:22:07.000 Are you hearing it?
00:22:09.000 It's like a high-pitched sort of, uh... Yeah, here.
00:22:21.000 Yeah, I hear like a background hum.
00:22:26.000 Yeah.
00:22:27.000 What is that?
00:22:29.000 Well, we're supposed to get these cloud filters, so right now you're pushed up pretty loud, otherwise we can't hear you well.
00:22:35.000 So that's like gain built into the soundboard, but we need these cloud filter things that give you clean gain without buzzing.
00:22:43.000 Like the thing on top of this?
00:22:44.000 No, no, no.
00:22:45.000 You plug it into it and it gets with like a preamp that it boosts the signal.
00:22:48.000 Why don't we have that?
00:22:50.000 We were supposed to get it sent.
00:22:51.000 Our tech guy was like, hey, somebody said we're going to get these cloud filters.
00:22:54.000 We're supposed to get it.
00:22:56.000 All right.
00:22:57.000 OK, so let's do the second read. 0.93
00:22:59.000 We're about to leave the free zone, the fag zone. 1.00
00:23:04.000 No, there's no fag zone. 0.74
00:23:06.000 As you know, every Wednesday we do a free show from 9 to 9.30.
00:23:11.000 We get out all our reads and then we start taking calls, ideally before that.
00:23:16.000 But we had a lot to say about Election Gate.
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00:24:08.000 I wish I could tell you who our new contributor is.
00:24:10.000 I'm so excited.
00:24:11.000 Ryan did an incredible job.
00:24:13.000 Sweet! 0.95
00:24:14.000 On her intro.
00:24:15.000 She's British.
00:24:17.000 And she's debuting her show Friday.
00:24:20.000 Ideally.
00:24:24.000 Alright, let's take some calls.
00:24:27.000 We're gonna make sure it works.
00:24:28.000 We're gonna tell the folks to get fired and get around and... No, no.
00:24:32.000 I want to get a call in before I... Oh, we give the freebies 9 to 930.
00:24:36.000 Hi, freebies.
00:24:40.000 I'm gonna set up the call.
00:24:44.000 T-minus 30 seconds.
00:24:46.000 What is with this?
00:24:49.000 This is not accurate.
00:24:52.000 I have a shower.
00:24:53.000 I look in the mirror.
00:24:53.000 I don't have these, like, weird bags.
00:24:56.000 I look like Soros.
00:25:01.000 Sore eyes.
00:25:04.000 We got Nick.
00:25:06.000 Aloha.
00:25:08.000 Hey, Nick.
00:25:11.000 What's up, Gab?
00:25:11.000 What's up, Ryguy?
00:25:13.000 Hello.
00:25:14.000 You're on the air.
00:25:16.000 Hey.
00:25:17.000 All right. 0.99
00:25:18.000 So first of all, I wanted to thank you for saving me from that fucker Joe Rogan 0.98
00:25:25.000 He sold out on all of us. 0.97
00:25:29.000 I never had seen the show until I'd seen some clips on YouTube and completely transitioned over.
00:25:38.000 So you think he was a sellout?
00:25:40.000 Do you think he stabbed me in the back? 0.99
00:25:44.000 No, I just feel like, I mean, he was my go-to for just, I mean, typical just bullshit news. 0.96
00:25:50.000 I mean, it was cool and all, but 0.94
00:25:52.000 I feel like ever since you transitioned over that Spotify deal, it kind of just fucked his content up.
00:25:58.000 And then, uh, luckily I had seen that, that pretend Christian rapper guy that was making all your guys's clips. 0.98
00:26:07.000 So, uh, it's kind of how I stumbled upon you guys.
00:26:11.000 Well, we're glad to have you.
00:26:12.000 Welcome aboard.
00:26:13.000 Hell yeah.
00:26:16.000 Red pill.
00:26:18.000 But, uh, nah, on the real though, what I wanted you guys to look up was you guys be talking about these smoke shows.
00:26:25.000 So if you want to see a smoke show, look up Alex Curry from Fox Sports West.
00:26:32.000 Alright, we're on the move.
00:26:33.000 Thanks for calling.
00:26:36.000 I'm gonna start going through calls faster now.
00:26:39.000 You get one thing.
00:26:41.000 What?
00:26:42.000 Are you kidding me, dude?
00:26:44.000 Okay, she's better in that one. 0.91
00:26:48.000 I mean, she looks like a frog. 1.00
00:26:51.000 A dode.
00:26:54.000 You know, I had a religious experience the other night.
00:26:57.000 I was watching that movie, The Twelfth Man, and they talk about the Northern Lights, and I remember as a young man tree planting in Northern Ontario, I would get up to go piss at like three in the morning and see the Northern Lights, and it's indescribable.
00:27:11.000 It is a shower curtain of undulating, beautiful lights of every color in the sky, and it takes up the whole sky.
00:27:19.000 It's God saying, I'm here, have faith.
00:27:23.000 So I saw it and it was a biblical experience for me seeing these things. 0.69
00:27:27.000 Like that's not a, that's actually a shitty version.
00:27:30.000 You can't film it. 0.68
00:27:31.000 That's only green.
00:27:33.000 There's other colors. 1.00
00:27:35.000 It's fucking mind-blowing. 0.99
00:27:37.000 How often does that happen? 0.99
00:27:39.000 Well, I mean I've probably seen it, we were there for two months, I'd probably see it like once a week.
00:27:45.000 What?
00:27:46.000 It's one of those things that I... It's the whole sky!
00:27:50.000 It's bizarre and I was playing and I have to admit I was drunk when I had this epiphany but um...
00:27:57.000 I was playing Kids Trivial Pursuit, Family Trivial Pursuit with my kids.
00:28:01.000 And you have adult questions for the adults and kid questions for the kids.
00:28:08.000 So it's a fair competition because the kids' questions are easy.
00:28:11.000 And one of the kids' questions was, what is another name for Aurora Borealis?
00:28:17.000 And my youngest boy, who's seven, pushes aside his siblings and he walks right up to me and he goes, Michael Frog Jackson.
00:28:30.000 Well, that's a better representation.
00:28:32.000 Show that.
00:28:32.000 Yeah, that makes more sense.
00:28:34.000 There's more colors there.
00:28:37.000 The fact that he said it with so much confidence made me laugh for like three weeks. 0.98
00:28:41.000 I'd be sitting on the train, I'd be parking my car in the city, and I would just think, Michael Frog Jackson, and it would make me laugh my fucking head off.
00:28:49.000 If I was blue, if I woke up with the horrors in the middle of the night, and I was like, ah, ah, at like five in the morning, I would just go, Michael Frog Jackson, Michael Frog Jackson, phew, chill out again.
00:29:02.000 And I realized the Northern Lights was a message from God. 0.94
00:29:06.000 And when I was playing Trivial Pursuit, you know, my family's going through a rough time with all this fucking like, you know, vandalizing our house, whatever, attacking us constantly. 0.52
00:29:17.000 I felt like God sent in my son and said, go see Michael Frog Jackson and show him that the Northern Lights are still a very important and spiritual part of your life. 0.79
00:29:29.000 Yeah, that's what it looks like.
00:29:30.000 That's more accurate.
00:29:32.000 I know that looks so fake, doesn't it?
00:29:33.000 Yeah.
00:29:34.000 It looks like someone's heard about Northern Lights and they're doing their interpretation of it.
00:29:41.000 But that's not understating it.
00:29:42.000 It's that intense.
00:29:45.000 It's incredible.
00:29:47.000 Yeah, that's cool. 0.97
00:29:48.000 It takes up the whole fucking sky. 1.00
00:29:50.000 You're sitting there with your dick in your hands going, what? 1.00
00:29:54.000 It doesn't move that fast. 1.00
00:29:55.000 It's much slower than that.
00:29:56.000 That must be sped up.
00:30:00.000 But yeah, I texted my wife and I said, Johnny Singh, Michael Frog Jackson was a message from God.
00:30:06.000 And then I passed out with my pants on.
00:30:08.000 And so I wake up the next morning with a headache and my wife is like, so how is Michael Frog Jackson a sign from God?
00:30:17.000 And then I had to remember the whole backstory.
00:30:25.000 You gotta get up there to see him, huh?
00:30:29.000 Okay, there we go.
00:30:30.000 You're one of the best things in the world.
00:30:32.000 What?
00:30:33.000 Wait, Northern Lights should be visible as far south as Maryland.
00:30:36.000 Get out of my town. 1.00
00:30:37.000 No, suck my dick balls. 1.00
00:30:38.000 You lying ass son of a bitch. 1.00
00:30:40.000 I guess, you look at good, you see that penis that dips up? 1.00
00:30:44.000 I guess I was on the penis. 1.00
00:30:47.000 With the penis in your hand. 1.00
00:30:48.000 Yeah, I had a penis in my hand. 1.00
00:30:50.000 Maybe that's a sign from God. 1.00
00:30:51.000 Very penile. 0.99
00:30:53.000 I can see atheism is unstoppable getting annoyed now. 1.00
00:30:56.000 Um, I don't really think that that's a penis. 1.00
00:30:59.000 Oh shit, we gotta go. 1.00
00:31:00.000 So, um, those are the two reads. 0.99
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