Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes


GOML LIVE #76 | THE LAST DANCE (Part 1)


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Gavin McInnes and his co-hosts talk about the latest craze in India, a French song that reminds them of The Joker, and the weirdest thing a guy in prison has ever done. Plus, a Snapple commercial featuring a guy who was born in Chicago and grew up in New York. Get off your lawn! Get Off My Lawn! is a podcast by Gimlet Media. Hosted by , , and . Produced in Los Angeles, CA and New York City, NY. Thanks to our sponsor, Snapple. Snapple is a natural beverage made from the best stuff on earth, and they re making it in a way you ve never heard of before. Get a glass of Snapple and enjoy this episode of Get On My Lawn with Gavin and the rest of the Gimlet Crew! Happy Holidays from New York, and Happy New Year from Los Angeles! XOXO, GAVIN Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Art by Ian Dorsch. We are working on transcribing this episode and putting it on SoundCloud. Please rate, review, and subscribe to the podcast, and spread the word to your friends about this podcast! Thank you so much for listening to this episode, it means the world to us! xoxo, Caitlin Durante, Caitlyn, Jacklynchandler, and Sarah, and Ben, and Abbie, and so much more. Xoxo. - Caitlyn and Abigail, and her amazing work. xo, Sarah, Caitlyn & Abbie and Sarah - Sarah, Rachael, and Hannah, and Brian, and a little bit more. Thank you for listening, and love you, so much love, and thanks for being here, and thank you for being a good friend of the show, and good vibes, and all the love, bye, bye bye, good night, bye. Love you, bye XO, bye! - Ollie, JUICY, JACOB, EJ & SONGS! - EJUY, SOTY, YA'O, EGGY, and JUYE, JAYE, and BABY, MRS.


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:19.000 Holiday Edition.
00:00:45.000 Fuck you.
00:00:46.000 I own the company, bitch.
00:00:47.000 Oh, I should have made the face.
00:00:57.000 I don't know if it's too late.
00:00:59.000 They might have another drop.
00:01:00.000 Yeah, let's do it.
00:01:19.000 That was Indila.
00:01:23.000 Indila.
00:01:24.000 And she is the voice behind the hottest trend in India right now, which is listening to a remix of that song and making a funny face that looks like the Joker.
00:01:40.000 As you may have noticed, I'm drunk, so we'll be sort of flopping back and forth from efficient to inefficient on today's episode.
00:01:48.000 I already forgot the book of the day.
00:01:52.000 Let's use this book.
00:01:54.000 Gaylord Phoenix.
00:01:57.000 Some guy... I did a couple transactions in my time that were completely cash based and I couldn't pay the IRS so I bought a lot of shit and one of my things was collecting books.
00:02:10.000 So this is one of the books I bought.
00:02:11.000 It's just an illustrated book by a guy named Gaylord Phoenix.
00:02:16.000 It's really good.
00:02:17.000 And I'll never look at it again.
00:02:19.000 Maybe my daughter will one day if she goes to art school.
00:02:27.000 That'll be the book.
00:02:28.000 Let's leave it alone.
00:02:33.000 But yeah, we got obsessed with the Indian Joker last night.
00:02:39.000 Well, not last night, two days ago, and then made it the thrust of yesterday's show, The Crux, and we finally tracked down the song.
00:02:49.000 It's a French song by this woman, Indila, and I don't like it.
00:02:54.000 Here's why.
00:02:55.000 It's a good song.
00:02:56.000 I love it.
00:02:56.000 I don't like that I love it.
00:02:59.000 I don't like her Arabic singing.
00:03:01.000 Oh yeah.
00:03:02.000 See, this is the end of Paris.
00:03:08.000 That's fine.
00:03:09.000 Good.
00:03:17.000 Good singing, lady.
00:03:29.000 That's acceptable.
00:03:33.000 I swear if I'm working out.
00:03:37.000 That part.
00:03:38.000 That part.
00:03:40.000 Like when she's walking up the hill.
00:03:52.000 It reminds me of Pakistan's Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan and his Qawwali singing.
00:03:59.000 Look up Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan.
00:04:02.000 Look at a letter from, oh shit.
00:04:09.000 What kind of singing?
00:04:11.000 Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan.
00:04:13.000 Singing?
00:04:16.000 Nusrat.
00:04:17.000 N-U-S-R-E-T.
00:04:18.000 Fateh.
00:04:20.000 Ali Khan.
00:04:26.000 It's called kawali singing.
00:04:28.000 They have this like... shaky shit.
00:04:35.000 No, ignore Peter Gabriel, dude.
00:04:40.000 Jump right to Nusret.
00:04:43.000 Kawali singing.
00:04:45.000 There we go.
00:05:00.000 You hear that?
00:05:03.000 And I smell that in that song.
00:05:09.000 It's got an element of that.
00:05:10.000 I didn't think it was French at first.
00:05:11.000 I thought it was just Arabic.
00:05:13.000 Right, that's bad.
00:05:14.000 And she is like Armenian, Syrian, Pakistani, French.
00:05:18.000 She's a million different races.
00:05:20.000 Okay, we just opened a letter from John.
00:05:22.000 And it is... Whoa.
00:05:25.000 Sidney Powell.
00:05:27.000 Surrounded by a bunch of...
00:05:30.000 Emojis.
00:05:32.000 Beautiful.
00:05:33.000 XOXO love.
00:05:34.000 Bey.
00:05:34.000 Divine.
00:05:36.000 Amazing.
00:05:36.000 OMG.
00:05:38.000 That's amazing.
00:05:38.000 What a phenomenally weird drawing from a guy in prison.
00:05:47.000 Speaking of John, he's in a Snapple commercial someone sent in.
00:05:52.000 And it's funny because he's born and raised Chicago and he's like, New Yorkers love Snapple.
00:05:58.000 It's our favorite shit over here.
00:06:00.000 And he'd lived in New York when he made this commercial for like a week.
00:06:07.000 America!
00:06:08.000 New Yorkers love all natural Snapple and we want you to love it too.
00:06:13.000 Snapple's born in New York.
00:06:14.000 It's one tradition that's never gone out of style.
00:06:17.000 That's not him.
00:06:17.000 Snapple is more than just a drink.
00:06:21.000 It's got simple ingredients, real sugar, real tea.
00:06:26.000 Every time I open this and I hear that pop... New Yorkers love it!
00:06:32.000 You're gonna love it too!
00:06:33.000 Snapple, made from the best stuff on earth.
00:06:38.000 Here's a fun game to play.
00:06:41.000 By the way, let's slow down here.
00:06:43.000 We have to do our announcements and everything.
00:06:44.000 I'm diving into this show too fast.
00:06:47.000 Welcome to the free episode of Get Off My Lawn.
00:06:50.000 This is where we take a lot of calls.
00:06:52.000 We also address head-to-toe in Budweiser.
00:07:00.000 You have Budweiser socks yet?
00:07:01.000 Yep.
00:07:03.000 I'm not going to show them.
00:07:04.000 That's private.
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00:08:39.000 Wait a minute, where's the bearded guy?
00:08:43.000 Oh, beard vet?
00:08:44.000 Oh no, that's here, that's here.
00:08:45.000 Sorry, am I blind?
00:08:46.000 Holy shit.
00:08:47.000 I just, I just took, pushed away a piece of paper that had what I was asking for on it.
00:08:55.000 That's dumb.
00:08:57.000 Got a bit of a buzz.
00:08:58.000 Dude, I had it.
00:08:59.000 I fucking, so I worked out today.
00:09:01.000 Did a lot of rope stuff.
00:09:04.000 My tits are on fire.
00:09:06.000 I feel like a woman who just had a tit job.
00:09:12.000 And then I went to the pub.
00:09:16.000 But on the way back, it was probably three o'clock, right?
00:09:19.000 And it was super dark and it was starting to get rainy.
00:09:23.000 And I thought, you know what?
00:09:25.000 The family getting a tree is, that was our plan.
00:09:29.000 It's a big event and it's something you remember forever.
00:09:33.000 And it's my gay day.
00:09:34.000 Did you know that?
00:09:35.000 What's that mean?
00:09:37.000 Well, I've always looked up the most to people who
00:09:41.000 To tree farmers.
00:09:43.000 So when I'm around them, I'm wearing my fake car heart that I've dragged behind the car to make look old.
00:09:48.000 And I have on my red wings that I've had resold ten times.
00:09:52.000 And I have my whole LARPing blue collar tree farmer costume on.
00:09:56.000 And those are the real guys.
00:09:57.000 So I get nervous around them and I trip on my words and stuff.
00:10:01.000 Because I'm in love.
00:10:03.000 And they'll say, like I remember there was this 70 year old farmer once we bought our tree and I go, John Deere, we're talking about tractors.
00:10:10.000 I'd read about tractors.
00:10:11.000 I've never touched one in my life.
00:10:13.000 And he's like, John Deere is a waste of money.
00:10:14.000 These fuckers a lot of money for green paint.
00:10:17.000 And he goes, where are you from?
00:10:17.000 Anyway, we're getting along.
00:10:19.000 Cause I knew how to kiss his ass.
00:10:22.000 And I was from about 20 miles away.
00:10:24.000 And I said, I'm from about a mile up the road.
00:10:27.000 That guy was born and raised on the farm.
00:10:29.000 He's 70 years old.
00:10:31.000 He knows everyone from a mile away.
00:10:33.000 And I was shocked that it came out of my mouth that I was being such a sycophant.
00:10:39.000 So I'm all ready to do that, to be gay and kiss these men's ass and try to help them, you know, drag the tree and pretend to be one of them.
00:10:46.000 And then in the darkness at three o'clock and the sort of spackling of rain on the windshield, I came back.
00:10:53.000 The family's all dressed up, ready to rock.
00:10:55.000 We're going to go get our tree in Connecticut.
00:10:57.000 It's about an hour from our house.
00:10:59.000 And I said, uh, no, we're not doing it.
00:11:03.000 It's going to be a bad memory.
00:11:05.000 It'll be a bummer.
00:11:06.000 Oh, is Scott ready?
00:11:07.000 I'm not sure.
00:11:11.000 I forgot that whole intro.
00:11:14.000 And so I said, no, we're not doing it.
00:11:16.000 We'll do it another day.
00:11:17.000 As soon as I said that, the kids went back on their screens.
00:11:21.000 The clouds broke.
00:11:22.000 The most beautiful orange sunset in the history of New York happened.
00:11:27.000 And fuck me if I hadn't blown a fantastic memory and ruined everything.
00:11:34.000 This is the problem with being a dad.
00:11:37.000 You make some terrible decisions sometimes trying to do what's best for everyone.
00:11:41.000 All right, we have Scott Lebado, ideally on the phone soon.
00:11:44.000 He is the guy who is at Mac's Public House.
00:11:49.000 Mac's Public House was a place we went to on Monday.
00:11:51.000 Sorry, we went Sunday.
00:11:53.000 We showed you on Monday.
00:11:54.000 That is refusing to kowtow to these ridiculous demands.
00:12:00.000 They got arrested.
00:12:01.000 Danny, the main guy, the bald guy with the big beard, he got arrested for, I don't know, criminal trespassing?
00:12:07.000 So Scott Labado, he's the dude who had a big T in front of his house in Staten Island.
00:12:12.000 They had it taken down.
00:12:14.000 He does these beautiful patriotic paintings.
00:12:16.000 Wonderful guy.
00:12:18.000 I said I wanted to live stream the thing tonight.
00:12:21.000 Here he is.
00:12:22.000 Freakin' Newt.
00:12:25.000 In Max Public House.
00:12:50.000 Oh, good.
00:12:51.000 Nice.
00:12:52.000 It's easy to overestimate how big the place is.
00:12:56.000 It's as big as this studio.
00:12:57.000 We got Scott.
00:13:01.000 Scott, are you there, sir?
00:13:03.000 Hey, how you doing, my man?
00:13:05.000 I'm good.
00:13:05.000 How are you?
00:13:07.000 I'm beat, man.
00:13:08.000 I'm beat.
00:13:08.000 We're just kind of wrapping it up.
00:13:11.000 I forgot all about your call and it's like insane.
00:13:13.000 It was sane over there today, but good insane.
00:13:16.000 Very good insane.
00:13:17.000 So what were the exact charges that Danny was charged with?
00:13:23.000 Uh, you know what?
00:13:24.000 It's so, it's so surreal what's going on.
00:13:27.000 The Sheriff's Department has no concept of what's going on.
00:13:31.000 You know, I was there yesterday when he got arrested.
00:13:33.000 We were sitting with his lawyer and Danny and, you know, we were trying to come up with what the next step is.
00:13:38.000 And, uh, and then they came swarming in.
00:13:40.000 We, you know, he left the door open and they came swarming in and they spent an hour in there.
00:13:44.000 They kicked us out because no one was allowed to be in there.
00:13:47.000 And, um, I guess, uh, I don't know what it's so, you know, uh,
00:13:52.000 It's just mind-boggling because they have no concept of why they even locked him up.
00:13:59.000 Because there was nobody, you know, there were six people in there.
00:14:02.000 And so then they came and they posted, you gotta forgive me, I've been screaming all day and I've been out of commission.
00:14:11.000 Well I'm drunk so we're both in the same boat.
00:14:13.000 You know what it's like.
00:14:14.000 Yeah, been there.
00:14:18.000 So yeah, it's really hard to say, you know, it's all sorts of stuff going on.
00:14:22.000 What they posted on the door was that they weren't allowed, they were allowed to go back in the place today, this morning, but nobody else was allowed.
00:14:33.000 No workers, no family, no nothing.
00:14:35.000 They had to convince the sheriff that his attorney was allowed to go in there.
00:14:40.000 That took about 25 minutes for that to happen.
00:14:43.000 Well I saw the attorney was getting charged too.
00:14:45.000 They were writing up the attorney because he's an employee of Mac's Public House.
00:14:51.000 Listen, my man, this is the problem.
00:14:53.000 It's that, I don't know, what's my, can I curse on the show?
00:14:59.000 Can I be Scott Lebado?
00:15:01.000 You can be Scott Lebado.
00:15:03.000 Okay.
00:15:04.000 The fucking governor and the fucking mayor, they send in these poor souls, okay?
00:15:09.000 Everybody's got to remember, the Sheriff's Department has nothing to do with the NYPD.
00:15:13.000 Nothing.
00:15:14.000 They dressed him up.
00:15:15.000 And the NYPD-looking uniforms to confuse everybody, okay?
00:15:20.000 The sheriffs, they are revenue collectors.
00:15:23.000 That's all they are, okay?
00:15:25.000 They have no jurisdiction being there.
00:15:27.000 So they don't even know what they are doing.
00:15:30.000 This is the sad part.
00:15:31.000 Across this country, well, especially here in the city, the sheriff doesn't even have a clue what they're doing.
00:15:37.000 And they have control, because they arrested the guy.
00:15:39.000 The only reason I came out is because I wasn't ready to get arrested, because I had to lead this rally today, tonight.
00:15:46.000 How'd it go tonight?
00:15:47.000 How was the turnout?
00:15:48.000 It was phenomenal.
00:15:50.000 Listen, I called this at like 9 o'clock last night on my social media telling people to get their fucking asses down here at 6 o'clock tonight and at least 2,000 people showed up.
00:16:02.000 Oh, that's fantastic.
00:16:03.000 And it was people with heart and soul that never had it before.
00:16:08.000 Because you know as well as I do, people are woke and they are fired up.
00:16:12.000 Moms, okay, families, people that never went out to come out and protest like me and you do.
00:16:19.000 These people were out in force and that was the most beautiful thing.
00:16:23.000 I gotta ask you, are you, the place you're talking from now, is that where you murder people?
00:16:30.000 What is with the black garbage bags on the wall?
00:16:32.000 Is that where you cut people up?
00:16:35.000 I did come and run into an Italian restaurant just to come and talk to you because I was
00:16:41.000 We're in Staten Island so, you know, maybe.
00:16:43.000 I'm keeping the phone up in the air so you don't see the bodies on the floor.
00:16:52.000 Well, you know what's impressive about Danny and Keith is that they have the balls to stand up to these people, but I think part of it is they were kind of left with no choice.
00:17:03.000 I talked to them on Sunday and they said, what do I do?
00:17:06.000 I abide by their rules?
00:17:08.000 I go bankrupt.
00:17:09.000 I fight them?
00:17:09.000 I go bankrupt.
00:17:11.000 I'll choose fighting them.
00:17:13.000 Well, that's the whole point with Danny and Keith.
00:17:17.000 They approached me because I had a big rally in Manhattan in the summertime.
00:17:23.000 And at City Hall, as a matter of fact.
00:17:25.000 And it was a beautiful rally.
00:17:26.000 And my message was to the businesses, the small businesses, especially the restaurant businesses and the bar businesses.
00:17:32.000 If you get 500 restaurants in one community that all do this autonomous zone thing that I did for them, where everybody just says, F you, we're not abiding by these state rules and regulations by this dictatorship.
00:17:46.000 The autonomous zone was your idea?
00:18:02.000 Right.
00:18:02.000 Right.
00:18:22.000 Now, Scott, we have a delay here.
00:18:23.000 We have a delay, but let me interrupt you.
00:18:25.000 So the idea of the autonomous zone, the tape on the sidewalk, that was your idea.
00:18:30.000 Did you put the tape on the sidewalk?
00:18:33.000 Yes.
00:18:33.000 And I made those signs that said we did not abide by the laws.
00:18:36.000 You know, look, I got the idea from Seattle when those jackasses did that thing in Chad and they got away with it for a month.
00:18:43.000 Right.
00:18:44.000 Yeah.
00:18:44.000 Yeah.
00:19:07.000 You know, and they did everything by the book.
00:19:08.000 Masks, the tables, there's nobody's allowed at the bar, separated, and it was beautiful.
00:19:13.000 So, again, my statement today was, you know, we have home goods down the street here.
00:19:18.000 Home goods.
00:19:19.000 People are lined up in there shopping for ceramic penguins to put on their friggin' mantel, okay?
00:19:24.000 But this guy can't sell a hamburger, you know, and a beer at his little mom and pop shop.
00:19:29.000 And that's pretty disgusting.
00:19:31.000 Selective enforcement.
00:19:32.000 It's a great example of the hypocrisy.
00:19:35.000 This district, you can't eat in a restaurant, but across the street you can have a bar.
00:19:40.000 What the hell is that?
00:19:41.000 It's insanity.
00:19:43.000 It's oppression.
00:19:44.000 It's un-American.
00:19:45.000 Scott, thanks for coming on the show, edifying as always.
00:19:48.000 Let's talk again soon.
00:19:50.000 Alright, my friend.
00:19:51.000 Thanks for having me.
00:19:52.000 Cheers, Scott.
00:19:55.000 So that's interesting.
00:19:56.000 So it was Scott's idea.
00:19:59.000 I thought the autonomous zone lettering looked very good.
00:20:05.000 You know what I mean?
00:20:06.000 With all due respect to Keith and Danny, the font was just duct tape, but it was laid out beautifully.
00:20:13.000 We kind of broke that story.
00:20:15.000 That's a major scoop.
00:20:16.000 I didn't know that either.
00:20:17.000 Scott Lebado is the guy who is the brainchild.
00:20:19.000 He's the sabot behind fucking this entire thing with Max Public House.
00:20:26.000 So who is there now?
00:20:27.000 There's Max Public House.
00:20:29.000 Who said fuck you to the COVID bullshit.
00:20:33.000 There's the New Jersey gym where they ripped up the uh the fine and the New Jersey gym by the way it's the same gym the guy with the big beard we showcased yesterday he's the same guy who chased off the health inspectors and said this is our property you need a warrant get out of the parking lot.
00:20:52.000 So that's two.
00:20:54.000 Then you have the barbecue joint in Toronto, Etobicoke, I believe, just outside of Toronto, where that guy was arrested.
00:21:03.000 That's only three.
00:21:06.000 Look, everyone's going broke.
00:21:09.000 We need more than three.
00:21:10.000 We need more than three people willing to get fired.
00:21:17.000 Yeah, we're waiting, Don.
00:21:20.000 Do we have any footage of the show tonight?
00:21:23.000 Not the show, the demonstration?
00:21:25.000 Yeah, I'm looking on Periscope.
00:21:27.000 He doesn't have it on his Twitter.
00:21:28.000 I'm looking on Periscope.
00:21:30.000 What about Mac's Public House Facebook feed?
00:21:37.000 It's MAC apostrophe S, right?
00:21:39.000 You're not adding a K?
00:21:41.000 No.
00:21:42.000 Hold on, we got three hours to go?
00:21:44.000 That's pretty good.
00:21:45.000 It started three hours ago.
00:21:48.000 Oh wow.
00:21:52.000 Wow!
00:21:56.000 That's awesome.
00:21:58.000 Look at that!
00:22:01.000 That's everyone in Staten Island.
00:22:19.000 There's Scott.
00:22:20.000 That's amazing.
00:22:22.000 It's kind of weird at a rally like that.
00:22:29.000 Oh, shit!
00:22:50.000 Wow.
00:22:50.000 Oh, Scott painted that.
00:22:51.000 That's a Scott painting.
00:22:53.000 Yeah, he does those great American flags.
00:22:57.000 I don't think I've ever been sober around him in my life, and I've hung out with him like ten times.
00:23:03.000 Deplorable, he did a live painting.
00:23:05.000 Yep.
00:23:07.000 I had to bite the inside of my cheeks to be sober enough to talk at that Deplorable.
00:23:18.000 You know, it's cool, now they can sing the chorus, but it's weird when you're at a rally and the chorus is part of your demonstration and there's a guitar solo.
00:23:28.000 Oh yeah, what do you do?
00:23:29.000 You have to sort of sit there and go through the guitar solo like... We ain't gonna take it!
00:23:42.000 What a hero that guy is.
00:23:51.000 You're all worthless and weak!
00:23:54.000 Which is from Animal House.
00:23:56.000 There's no footage of looting or anything yet.
00:23:58.000 That's weird.
00:23:59.000 I guess that's going to come up later?
00:24:01.000 Yeah.
00:24:02.000 Again, did you know it's racist to point that out?
00:24:05.000 Of course.
00:24:06.000 You can't tell people... If you say, at least we don't riot when we don't get our way.
00:24:12.000 And when you say we, you mean Trump supporters.
00:24:14.000 You're racist.
00:24:17.000 I've been warning you!
00:24:19.000 And finally you're out here!
00:24:20.000 You business owners, I see your faces!
00:24:23.000 How fucking fed up you are!
00:24:26.000 Yeah!
00:24:30.000 You can go to HomeGoods and buy a porcelain bunny for your fucking mantel, but these guys can't sell a goddamn hamburger and a beer!
00:24:48.000 All the big box stores are open!
00:24:50.000 Home Depot!
00:24:52.000 Kmart!
00:24:53.000 Walmart!
00:24:54.000 Thousands of people!
00:24:55.000 You go there!
00:24:55.000 There's no regulations in there!
00:24:57.000 This guy's got seven people in here!
00:25:01.000 Look at this!
00:25:02.000 Look it!
00:25:03.000 There was 20 of them here last night!
00:25:05.000 This is disgusting!
00:25:10.000 We are on that fucking line right now across this country, okay?
00:25:16.000 And it's about these governors and these mayors.
00:25:19.000 What's he saying?
00:25:22.000 Cuomo sucks.
00:25:27.000 Cuomo sucks.
00:25:28.000 Cuomo sucks.
00:25:32.000 Cuomo sucks.
00:25:35.000 Alright, we got it.
00:25:36.000 That's a great turnout.
00:25:37.000 That's really impressive.
00:25:39.000 Can you go get our BeardVet stuff from the cupboards?
00:25:45.000 BeardVet Coffee and Beard Cream is our new sponsor.
00:25:50.000 We are sort of turning our backs on Black Rifle Coffee.
00:25:53.000 They seem to have thrown Kyle Rittenhouse under the bus.
00:25:56.000 We have moved on to BeardVet.
00:25:58.000 Look at all this cool shit they have.
00:26:01.000 We've been using it, well I've been using it on my beard, but I've also been trying the coffee, which is, it gets you pumped and alert, but sort of like Johnny Apple CBD, you are not sketched out.
00:26:17.000 Here's the coffee.
00:26:20.000 So, the way I feel about this is the way I feel about Johnny Apples CBD, which is, if you are going to buy CBD or beard cream or beard anything, why wouldn't you go with patriots?
00:26:32.000 Why wouldn't you go with people who believe in what you believe in?
00:26:36.000 Look at this cool thing.
00:26:37.000 When you get this case, you get a whole setup.
00:26:42.000 You get the beard cream.
00:26:44.000 You get the oil.
00:26:47.000 You get the coffee.
00:26:48.000 You get the beard balm.
00:26:50.000 Let's put the beard balm in right now.
00:26:56.000 And the thing I hate about beard balms and mustache waxes, they have a smell.
00:27:04.000 And I don't like smelling things all day.
00:27:06.000 You know what I mean?
00:27:07.000 But this smell is
00:27:10.000 It's not a smell.
00:27:11.000 It's like 0.01%.
00:27:14.000 If you had to name what it was, you'd be like, it's just a tree outside.
00:27:18.000 It's not invasive.
00:27:19.000 It's incredibly subtle and it's gone in about a second and you just feel fresher after.
00:27:26.000 Anyway, you've got the shaving cream with the brush.
00:27:29.000 All of this is contained in this doohickey with the beard oil, with the coffee.
00:27:36.000 If you have a beard and you give a shit about vets, you need to check out BeardVet.com.
00:27:42.000 It's our coffee sponsor.
00:27:43.000 And use the promo code GAVIN to get 20% off all orders.
00:27:50.000 Alright, I think that's the end of the free segment.
00:27:55.000 What's that about?
00:27:57.000 Your alarm saying we're done with these?
00:27:59.000 No, that's me telling my kids to put their phones away.
00:28:04.000 So let me just text them.
00:28:06.000 Because I'm a corrections officer.
00:28:11.000 Phones downstairs.
00:28:19.000 You know, the other way to make sure the phones go downstairs is just to have a draconian punishment where when you don't put your phone downstairs, you don't see it for two days.
00:28:28.000 So now they have to put it down there.
00:28:30.000 By the way, before you hang up, I invented a new thing.
00:28:33.000 Gradual punishment, I call it.
00:28:36.000 Now, let me explain.
00:28:38.000 If your daughter does something terrible like, I don't know, goes into your gun safe or is home an hour after curfew or something, you ground her for five days, right?
00:28:45.000 It's the end of the world.
00:28:46.000 Terrible.
00:28:48.000 But what about
00:28:49.000 Minor, uh, transgressions.
00:28:53.000 Like, what if your daughter spills your beer?
00:28:56.000 It was an accident, but you don't want it to happen again.
00:28:59.000 So you know what you do?
00:29:00.000 You do what I call a gradual punishment.
00:29:02.000 You take off her glasses and you throw them over on the carpet, like 10 feet away.
00:29:08.000 And then she has to go get them.
00:29:10.000 So, oh, you inconvenience her to the same level, basically.
00:29:13.000 Exactly.
00:29:14.000 I see.
00:29:14.000 It's a gradual punishment.
00:29:16.000 My punishment as a father is not all or nothing.
00:29:20.000 So, say I go, hey guys, we're getting close to bedtime.
00:29:23.000 They go, whatever.
00:29:25.000 Oh, really?
00:29:27.000 You have attitude?
00:29:28.000 I will confiscate your lamp for two hours.
00:29:32.000 I unplug it.
00:29:33.000 I bring it over to my room.
00:29:35.000 You do?
00:29:36.000 Yeah.
00:29:37.000 It's a new thing.
00:29:38.000 Or say a kid's like, I say, it's recycling.
00:29:43.000 Everyone get all the cardboard together.
00:29:44.000 And someone's like, oh, and then as they're grabbing it, they go, I got it all.
00:29:49.000 And they don't have it all.
00:29:50.000 You know what I do then?
00:29:51.000 I take all the cardboard.
00:29:53.000 I push it out of their hands.
00:29:55.000 Now you got none.
00:29:56.000 Now they have none, now they have to pick it up again.
00:29:58.000 They laugh, because they're not used to gradual punishment, and they have to pick it up.
00:30:03.000 But this is my new thing.
00:30:05.000 I grab your fork, throw it away.
00:30:07.000 Can't wait to be a dad.
00:30:09.000 That sounds awesome.
00:30:09.000 Yeah, minor punishments is my new thing.
00:30:11.000 That's what Tony Soprano did where the kid was completely like, I don't like this cereal.
00:30:14.000 He's like, and he takes it, walks over to the sink all slow and dumps it.
00:30:17.000 He's like, now you got nothing.
00:30:20.000 I'll throw your sweater downstairs.
00:30:22.000 I'll stand on your hat.
00:30:24.000 Oof.
00:30:25.000 I'll take your book and remove your bookmark.
00:30:27.000 You lost your place.
00:30:29.000 That's rough.
00:30:30.000 Yeah, I got a lot of shit up my sleeve with these kids.
00:30:34.000 Where's your pillow?
00:30:35.000 I don't know.
00:30:35.000 It's gone.
00:30:37.000 I took it away because you said what?
00:30:43.000 New invention, folks.
00:30:45.000 Gradual punishment.
00:31:01.000 So it looks like the protest at Mac's Public House was a smashing success.
00:31:05.000 Scott Lobato did a fantastic job.
00:31:08.000 But we gotta go.
00:31:10.000 We have to go behind a paywall now.
00:31:13.000 And we'll start taking calls, doing drawings that we will sell on the Doodle Auction.
00:31:18.000 I almost said the Vice Doodle Auction.
00:31:20.000 Oh, snap.
00:31:21.000 I haven't worked there in 15 years.
00:31:25.000 But for those of you freebie hijackers enjoying yourselves, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:31:45.000 Let's do it!