Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #78 | MINI SUPER EP (Part 1)

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Rod with Kevin Kinney!

00:00:35.000 That was the Kinks. 0.85

00:00:37.000 Father Christmas, give me some money!

00:00:40.000 I think it's the best Christmas song of all time.

00:00:45.000 Fairytale of New York is up there.

00:00:48.000 I don't know.

00:00:48.000 It's a tie maybe?

00:00:50.000 Fairytale is a different kind of jam though.

00:00:54.000 Father Christmas by the Kinks is about a working class kid family in East London.

00:01:00.000 They don't want their cuddly toys. 0.97

00:01:01.000 They want a machine gun.

00:01:02.000 They want money.

00:01:05.000 Give us some money!

00:01:06.000 They're threatening to beat up Santa Claus.

00:01:12.000 If your children are watching right now, they should be in bed.

00:01:16.000 What is with these kids that are awake late at night?

00:01:20.000 You know?

00:01:21.000 Like you hear about some kid who was run over at 2 in the morning.

00:01:24.000 What are you doing up at two in the morning?

00:01:27.000 Being Dominican.

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00:02:36.000 Now he's got me with some extra notes here.

00:02:39.000 But I think it's Bub and Hank stuff, which will come in at 9.15.

00:02:44.000 We're gonna try to cram in a normal show in half an hour.

00:02:49.000 Our shows are usually two hours long.

00:02:50.000 So that's going to be incredibly challenging.

00:02:53.000 We always announce the first song.

00:02:54.000 The reason I'm being so introductory is because this is a free episode.

00:03:00.000 And, uh...

00:03:02.000 So a lot of you hearing it don't watch the show regularly.

00:03:06.000 Some of you aren't even watching the show, you're just listening to the show on the podcast, which is on iTunes.

00:03:13.000 Our payment processor has been dumping us.

00:03:15.000 We're currently migrating to a new payment processor. 0.99

00:03:19.000 So that is a fucking headache. 0.99

00:03:21.000 And it's amazing how vilified I am. 0.99

00:03:23.000 Like, I got people saying Heil Hitler to me when I walk my dog.

00:03:28.000 What are you doing?

00:03:29.000 Try to add snow, but... Please don't.

00:03:31.000 You want this?

00:03:33.000 Okay, that's fine.

00:03:35.000 It is cool.

00:03:36.000 Or, like I was looking up...

00:03:38.000 I was looking up who played Miss Yvonne on IMDb, and, uh, because I was watching, with the kids tonight, I was watching the Pee Wee Herman Christmas Special on Netflix, which I highly recommend. 0.99

00:03:50.000 Fuck, it is quality! 0.99

00:03:52.000 He's so relaxed! 1.00

00:03:54.000 I guess because he's like a gay drama club kid who, improv dude, who would do these, you know, plays all the time, so he's just so comfortable on stage.

00:04:04.000 And it's the least awkward Christmas special I've ever seen.

00:04:08.000 Star Wars, of course, being the worst.

00:04:10.000 Anyway, I was looking up the IMDb thing there, and then I thought, oh, I'll just look up me, because I'm selfish.

00:04:17.000 Whoopi Goldberg's in it, Oprah.

00:04:18.000 This is 1988.

00:04:19.000 She looks pretty attractive, that thing. 0.99

00:04:22.000 It's already booked two!

00:04:34.000 He was there telling Whoopi that he can't fit her in on the Christmas special for this year or the next year because he's so popular.

00:04:41.000 But then I looked up me on IMDb just for fun as one does and it has a section called quotes from all my various movies and the quotes are the two most racist things I've ever said.

00:04:54.000 One is about being proud to be white and the other is about Charlottesville.

00:05:02.000 So there's this war on my reputation that's very effective and it's affected our payment process and a million other things.

00:05:10.000 On my IMDB page.

00:05:12.000 And it's funny, because when you watch this show, what is this show? 1.00

00:05:16.000 Is it like, there was another goddamn Mexican on the highway today, I almost ran... No, it's like, Jake Paul sucks, you guys. 1.00

00:05:26.000 It's a gay gossip show, is what this show is. 1.00

00:05:31.000 I mean, we talk about race when people shove it down our throats, and we say, why is everyone talking about this?

00:05:36.000 But we're not like, God, it's the races!

00:05:38.000 Stop race mixing! 1.00

00:05:39.000 I mean, there's race mixing going on right next to me. 0.98

00:05:43.000 Yes.

00:05:44.000 My kids are race mixed.

00:05:45.000 Anyway.

00:05:47.000 I'm rice mixed.

00:05:49.000 Rice mixer, that's funny.

00:05:51.000 This is Sam Hyde book, book of the day, How to Bomb the U.S.

00:05:54.000 I hope, I'm not sure it's still available to mere mortals.

00:05:54.000 Government.

00:05:57.000 You know, he's got a new book.

00:05:59.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:59.000 Really?

00:05:59.000 You know that?

00:05:59.000 It's called, it just came out like two days ago, it's called Jihoo's Adventure in the Future or something like that.

00:06:04.000 You can get it on, you know, samhyde.com or something.

00:06:07.000 This book is... pull up that bumper where he talks about things being genius and retarded. 0.96

00:06:11.000 It is both genius and retarded at the same time. 1.00

00:06:14.000 Like, there'll just be a shitty drawing of a guy kidnapping a kid next to a page that says, insert Charles' story about what he's going to do to H. Weinstein's daughter if we don't get a movie deal. 0.99

00:06:25.000 They are retarded, and in some ways, they're geniuses. 0.96

00:06:30.000 That's what this book is. 0.99

00:06:31.000 It's retarded and genius at the same time. 1.00

00:06:33.000 Like, just terrible drawings, and then a super funny article.

00:06:38.000 It's weird.

00:06:39.000 It's worth having, especially if you collect books.

00:06:41.000 Like I do.

00:06:43.000 And it fits nicely in that box.

00:06:45.000 Geez, too bad we have a new book every day.

00:06:47.000 So today we're going to try to get through a lot of our usual stories.

00:06:52.000 This is not a free-flowing show.

00:06:54.000 I want to show you our bumpers, our categories.

00:06:57.000 Because the people who get this show for free on the Wednesday Lives, they don't realize that we, all the fun stuff we cover.

00:07:05.000 So let's just dive in, right?

00:07:09.000 Let's dive in to our Biden segment.

00:07:11.000 So let's show the Biden bumper.

00:07:17.000 Coming up.

00:07:18.000 It's gonna be here.

00:07:37.000 Now that was made by an amateur.

00:07:39.000 That was made by some lady vet wife. 1.00

00:07:43.000 But I love it. 0.99

00:07:45.000 Speaking of gay. 0.96

00:07:47.000 Can you flip the monitor here, the viewfinder? 0.96

00:07:51.000 Speaking of gay, exactly how I just described my show is also Don Lemon's show.

00:07:56.000 We're very similar in that sense. 0.99

00:07:59.000 We're snarky, bitchy, homosexuals. 1.00

00:08:02.000 And this is his reaction to those of us here on the right not really embracing the idea of Trump leaving the White House. 0.99

00:08:11.000 Wouldn't it be awesome if he had a Scarface standoff? 0.63

00:08:14.000 And he was like, say hello to my little friend!

00:08:18.000 That would be so cool.

00:08:20.000 Trump, if you're watching, can you go out in a blaze of glory, please?

00:08:24.000 Does the president acknowledge that Joe Biden is the president-elect?

00:08:27.000 Does he have any plans to invite him here to the White House?

00:08:30.000 Um, the President is still involved in ongoing litigation related to the election.

00:08:34.000 Uh, yesterday's vote was one step in the constitutional process, so I will leave that to him and refer you to the campaign for more on that litigation.

00:08:41.000 The President, um, again is pursuing ongoing litigation, would refer you to the campaign for further.

00:08:46.000 Still pursuing on- ongoing litigation at the moment.

00:08:48.000 How dare she do her job?

00:08:50.000 Look, watch this.

00:08:51.000 Did you know she also works for a girl? 1.00

00:08:53.000 Bye.

00:08:53.000 I mean, if there's another girl, bye.

00:08:58.000 I'm not familiar with this vernacular.

00:09:00.000 Buh-bye. 0.98

00:09:03.000 Is it like, thank you, next?

00:09:04.000 Yeah.

00:09:06.000 So much disinformation coming from the podium.

00:09:09.000 Talks about what the media is doing, criticizes the media.

00:09:13.000 This is what you should be covering.

00:09:15.000 Is this Perez Hilton?

00:09:15.000 Is this his diary?

00:09:17.000 Is this his TikTok?

00:09:19.000 This is CNN.

00:09:21.000 That's a news show.

00:09:24.000 I am the Don Lemon of the right.

00:09:27.000 But I'm banned.

00:09:28.000 Okay, let's jump in.

00:09:29.000 We're just gonna do one story per subject.

00:09:32.000 So let's jump into racism.

00:09:36.000 That was racist, guys.

00:09:42.000 I don't want to see the player.

00:09:44.000 I know.

00:09:44.000 It's very unprofessional.

00:09:46.000 I have to load them.

00:09:49.000 Okay, let's jump to 1-4 here.

00:09:52.000 My favorite new Instagram, I think, is Chicago Hood Media.

00:09:56.000 What's it called?

00:09:58.000 I love, I'm obsessed with the hood.

00:10:00.000 So much of what I look at on Instagram is boxing videos and then just like dirty urban crime brawling.

00:10:07.000 So this guy appears to have eaten a pill that is as big as a toy.

00:10:12.000 Oh wow.

00:10:14.000 It's this big, and it's probably an upper.

00:10:18.000 I mean, I don't think you should have more than a quarter pill of Adderall, and if you do have that, have it at 7 a.m., and be prepared to have trouble sleeping that night.

00:10:29.000 So I don't know what a pill is.

00:10:30.000 30 milligrams?

00:10:31.000 So I guess I'm suggesting 30, 15, like 7.5 milligrams.

00:10:36.000 I think that's a wild ride!

00:10:38.000 This is probably, I guess, the equivalent of 700 milligrams?

00:10:42.000 Let's see how he took it.

00:10:42.000 of uppers.

00:10:55.000 Is that loop?

00:10:57.000 I can't tell.

00:10:58.000 No it's not loop.

00:11:26.000 Okay, so I'm not sure what this has to do with racism, but the reason I thought this was interesting is because he stole this, the drug dealer stole this from Brass Eye.

00:11:34.000 Chris Morris had a show in the late 90s, early aughts, called Brass Eye.

00:11:39.000 Sacha Baron Cohen stole every, his entire career is stolen from Chris Morris. 0.98

00:11:44.000 And it was a fake news show that was fucking hilarious, and they'd also get celebrities to read scripts and stuff, like Sacha Baron Cohen shit. 0.98

00:11:54.000 And they had an episode called Cake about a pill that was just as big as the robot you just saw. 0.99

00:12:02.000 Remnants of something far worse.

00:12:04.000 A new legal drug from Czechoslovakia called Cake.

00:12:07.000 Oh, and luckily the story involves these people.

00:12:10.000 Free the United Kingdom from drugs and British opposition to metabolically bisturbile drugs.

00:12:17.000 Ted Moore reports.

00:12:18.000 Cake first appeared in Prague last year.

00:12:21.000 News reports showed victims insane with pain.

00:12:25.000 Disturbing images like this.

00:12:27.000 Like we just saw.

00:12:28.000 I'm sticking right now!

00:12:29.000 He did a cake of drug.

00:12:33.000 Incorporating British opposition to metabolically bysturb our drugs.

00:12:37.000 Maybe skip ahead a bit.

00:12:39.000 So they got... That's a real guy.

00:12:43.000 He sounds like Nottingham celebrity.

00:12:44.000 I forget his name.

00:12:46.000 Just imagine how his mother felt. 1.00

00:12:48.000 It's a fucking disgrace. 1.00

00:12:50.000 Can we lose this thing about the slow crushing of his skull? 1.00

00:12:53.000 No one understood how to get the message over.

00:12:55.000 His name's Noah, I forget his name, but he's a big TV celebrity and they would do these free promos just to prevent drug use.

00:13:03.000 And so they had all these celebrities doing these anti cake promos.

00:13:09.000 Crushing of his skull.

00:13:10.000 No one understood how to get the message over better than this man. 1.00

00:13:14.000 And if you're sick on this stuff, you can puke your fucking self to death. 1.00

00:13:18.000 One girl threw up her own pelvis bone before she snuck the lid. 1.00

00:13:25.000 What a fucking disgrace. 1.00

00:13:26.000 Sounds like a lot of fun, doesn't it? 1.00

00:13:28.000 Cake is a made-up drug.

00:13:30.000 It's not made from plants.

00:13:32.000 It's made from chemicals.

00:13:35.000 By... Anyway.

00:13:36.000 It's a made-up drug.

00:13:36.000 That was a Freudian slip.

00:13:37.000 I don't get it.

00:13:39.000 Because that's a made-up drug, right?

00:13:41.000 Yeah, it's a made up, they had them say that.

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00:14:04.000 One of our listeners is some rich dude with his own plane who, when he saw this ad, he got in his plane and flew down to see them.

00:14:11.000 Get the hell out of here.

00:14:12.000 Yeah, like in Texas.

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00:14:23.000 I like that concept, but I still don't want my own little jet zipping around.

00:14:29.000 I don't want to become one of those dead doctors.

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00:14:48.000 I don't know if this is meant to be read publicly.

00:14:52.000 Anyway, I'm getting a divorce.

00:14:54.000 My wife has been having an affair with our dentist.

00:14:58.000 And I'm going to be staying at Bubba and Hank's place for a while.

00:15:02.000 Hopefully I can get back on my feet.

00:15:04.000 She's... Wait, no, this is not meant to be read aloud.

00:15:08.000 They should clarify.

00:15:09.000 Yeah.

00:15:10.000 Right?

00:15:11.000 In the future, just write in all caps, don't say this out loud.

00:15:14.000 Alright, next subject!

00:15:16.000 We're moving fast here! 0.58

00:15:18.000 Um, boop-a-doo, we got racism, we cover feminism every episode, Trump, gayness. 1.00

00:15:25.000 Let's do the Antifa BLM ad, which is, uh, I believe this segment is called Fuck You Dad. 0.99

00:15:31.000 Because that's really what Antifa and BLM are about, ultimately, right? 0.98

00:15:49.000 I wonder what, uh, that quote is from. 1.00

00:15:53.000 Fuck you, Dad. 1.00

00:15:55.000 Sounded like Jeff the Drunk meets Clint Eastwood. 1.00

00:15:59.000 Uh, here's a fun story.

00:16:00.000 Two, three.

00:16:01.000 So, I believe it's called PAWS?

00:16:04.000 Portland Occupied Zone?

00:16:09.000 So that started because rent, and I remember this when I was a little punker.

00:16:14.000 You'd say rent is theft and housing is a right.

00:16:18.000 I remember even being 18 and saying stuff like that and thinking, I don't really understand how that is a right.

00:16:25.000 I don't understand, because my parents had property at the time.

00:16:29.000 And I thought, how do my parents pay the mortgage of the home they bought if the renters aren't paying their rent?

00:16:36.000 How is it that?

00:16:40.000 Maybe if the house was just sitting there, like by nature?

00:16:44.000 Say you're living in a cave.

00:16:46.000 Like when I was in Israel, there was Palestinians that were living in caves. 0.99

00:16:51.000 I could see charging rent for that.

00:16:53.000 You could say, that's theft.

00:16:54.000 God made this cave.

00:16:55.000 Okay, maybe.

00:16:56.000 You got a point.

00:16:57.000 But a house that someone built you got to pay for that anyway So this they said these guys are getting evicted and it's not fair because of kovat They haven't had a chance to make money.

00:17:07.000 We can't evict people during kovat. 0.70

00:17:09.000 It's unfair and I almost get that I mean

00:17:13.000 Not really, because I understand that landlords often they don't even own the mortgage.

00:17:17.000 This is owned by a bank.

00:17:18.000 It's all part of a big chain.

00:17:20.000 You can't just clip the end of the chain and expect the rest of it to work off.

00:17:23.000 You can't cut the head of the snake and expect the rest of the snake to live.

00:17:27.000 But...

00:17:28.000 That's not even true.

00:17:30.000 This house hasn't been paying rent for something like 10 years.

00:17:34.000 What does it say?

00:17:35.000 The Kinney family, the people Antifa in Portland created, the people Antifa in Portland created an autonomous zone to protect, haven't paid for the house they occupy since 2017.

00:17:47.000 Long before COVID, folks.

00:17:50.000 In lawsuits, they claimed they are citizens of a made-up country and aren't subject to U.S.

00:17:55.000 law.

00:17:55.000 So they've already had a pause way before there was

00:17:58.000 Pauses.

00:18:01.000 Someone just built a pause around their pause.

00:18:04.000 They just rode that out until it worked out for them.

00:18:05.000 They hit the squatter lotto. 0.91

00:18:08.000 That's the level of clown world we're in, where you can come up with a ridiculous notion, which is actually a Mr. Show sketch.

00:18:17.000 On Mr. Show, the guy declares his house, this isn't in the notes, an autonomous zone, and he gets passports made and money made, and the FBI comes over and says, alright, that's fine.

00:18:28.000 It's yours.

00:18:29.000 You got it.

00:18:30.000 And then he gets really lonely and bored and he wants to he wants to go to America on vacation to meet people.

00:18:37.000 That ridiculous thing was a hilarious sketch on a very funny sketch show called Mr. Show.

00:18:43.000 Now it's real.

00:18:45.000 It's like Thomas Sowell says, you can go from liberal to conservative without changing your views because the background changes.

00:18:52.000 And that's where we're at with Clown World.

00:18:54.000 You make a joke in 2000 and it's reality by 2020.

00:18:58.000 These people came up with an absurd notion in 2017 and the notion became mainstream three years later.

00:19:05.000 It's getting faster.

00:19:06.000 I remember it used to take like 20 years for a comedy sketch to come true.

00:19:11.000 By the way, I've documented 13 Mr. Show sketches that have become true.

00:19:16.000 Alright, let's go to the next thing!

00:19:18.000 Uh... Election Gate!

00:19:22.000 Oh, this one is good.

00:19:23.000 This one is a good one.

00:19:24.000 It gets you pumped.

00:19:36.000 By the way, they're all good.

00:19:37.000 I just wanted to buy time.

00:19:39.000 I felt like I was shitting on the other... Those are great, the people sending them in.

00:19:42.000 So I didn't mean that this one was better, because I made it. 0.63

00:19:45.000 Don't peel back the curtain.

00:19:47.000 People don't want to knock down the fourth wall.

00:19:51.000 There's a lot going on here.

00:19:55.000 The GOP not allowed to watch was interesting, 2-6.

00:20:01.000 I mean, the crazy thing about this is...

00:20:03.000 That every time you think it's over, there's more major news.

00:20:08.000 That's why we call it ElectionGate.

00:20:09.000 Watergate, by the way, has paled in comparison.

00:20:12.000 Does anyone remember what Watergate was?

00:20:15.000 That was Nixon recording everything.

00:20:18.000 And he did.

00:20:19.000 I think he got that from the previous guy.

00:20:21.000 Was it Ford?

00:20:22.000 And he recorded every meeting, everything everyone did. 1.00

00:20:26.000 If he was taking a shit, it was on tape. 0.99

00:20:28.000 And, um... 1.00

00:20:30.000 Then he got kind of greedy with the recording and he thought, let's tap the Democrats and see what they're up to, see if they're strategizing against us.

00:20:37.000 And so he recorded the opposition.

00:20:40.000 Okay, that's kind of rude, I guess.

00:20:42.000 That's kind of Project Veritas of the right.

00:20:46.000 Yes, Project Veritas is on the right.

00:20:47.000 But that's like Veritas overextending, basically.

00:20:51.000 Okay.

00:20:52.000 That's nothing compared to Electiongate. 1.00

00:20:54.000 This shit has been huge. 1.00

00:20:56.000 And every day, like yesterday was the electoral officials. 1.00

00:20:59.000 We still don't know what the fuck was going on with that. 0.88

00:21:01.000 And then today we're finding out all of these people that were banned from auditing. 0.98

00:21:06.000 This photo was taken moments ago by a poll watcher at the Congress Center in Georgia for the signature audit.

00:21:12.000 Right?

00:21:12.000 This is his vantage point.

00:21:14.000 He cannot see anything, and they are being kept corralled behind these barriers.

00:21:19.000 How is this any different than before?

00:21:20.000 So this is the sort of audit that's going on with the count, where they're supposed to be able to recount them, but they can't go near it.

00:21:27.000 As soon as he took his phone out, they came up to him and demanded he put his phone away and asked if he took any pictures.

00:21:31.000 He said no.

00:21:32.000 He's now being told he has to leave the area if he takes out his phone at all.

00:21:37.000 Why?

00:21:39.000 Why can't we just know everything?

00:21:44.000 Speaking of knowing everything, Veritas dropped a major bomb today, 1-1, where they showed Assange, right as he's applying for his pardon, saying, it's an old recording, where he had said, look guys, we have a rogue employee who has a lot of data about the State Department and he's going to drop it over the next few days, so we have to stop this.

00:22:09.000 Trying to prevent

00:22:12.000 Um, America from being compromised.

00:22:14.000 But blow up that tweet. 0.98

00:22:15.000 I wouldn't, you don't have to go searching someone else.

00:22:18.000 Edward Snowden.

00:22:20.000 This extraordinary recording, which I'd never heard before, confirms claims that WikiLeaks made for years, but its critics dismissed it as lies.

00:22:28.000 One, Assange did seek to minimize risk to individuals.

00:22:31.000 Two, the bulk release of cables was forced, not intentional.

00:22:37.000 In other words, give the guy a Kit Kat.

00:22:39.000 Give the guy a break.

00:22:42.000 Alright, next, I guess we should go to... We've got a Trump one, we've got a... We don't have an Islam one. 0.95

00:22:48.000 I have an Islam one from my old show.

00:22:50.000 We don't really talk about Islam that much anymore.

00:22:52.000 I'm still not a huge fan.

00:22:55.000 But, uh... I think we realize that China and communism is a much bigger threat to Western civilization than, uh... a bunch of... 0.95

00:23:06.000 Inbreeding terrorists from London. 0.92

00:23:08.000 Living in London.

00:23:11.000 Alright, let's jump to COVID. 1.00

00:23:13.000 If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks. 1.00

00:23:17.000 Your language is stupid. 1.00

00:23:20.000 Fucking Chinese. 1.00

00:23:22.000 Chinese virus. 1.00

00:23:23.000 Comes from China. 1.00

00:23:24.000 Chinese asshole! 1.00

00:23:26.000 Just keep your hands off my dog. 1.00

00:23:29.000 So here's an unfortunate thing for the loonies on the left.

00:23:31.000 They'll never look it up, so we'll never get vindicated.

00:23:35.000 Trump was right. 0.50

00:23:36.000 Remember that crazy talk he had about LED lights, ultraviolet lights, and everyone laughed at him?

00:23:41.000 And there was a woman, some black woman, who mouthed his 0.98

00:23:46.000 Craziness. 0.77

00:23:47.000 Remember her?

00:23:48.000 She'd lip-sync it and go, yeah, you can try lights. 0.99

00:23:51.000 And then she'd have bleach in the counter or whatever. 1.00

00:23:54.000 She got a show, which is unwatchable, where she just does more of that. 0.98

00:23:58.000 She takes Trump's quotes and she lip-syncs them while trying to act dumb. 0.78

00:24:04.000 But yeah, go back to that article. 0.88

00:24:07.000 Ultraviolet emitting LED lights can kill novel coronavirus.

00:24:13.000 Say scientists.

00:24:13.000 Scientists believe the research has commercial and societal implications given the widespread use of such LED bulbs.

00:24:21.000 4D chess.

00:24:22.000 Let's hope he has something up his sleeve for all this election stuff because it's looking pretty bad for you, Trump.

00:24:28.000 What do you have to say?

00:24:29.000 Believe me, and I am always right.

00:24:32.000 Okay. 0.96

00:24:33.000 Some of these on this button are Trump and some of them are a shitty imitation. 0.90

00:24:37.000 I think two are fake. 0.94

00:24:40.000 Uh, maybe that's a litigious thing.

00:24:42.000 The beautiful wall and then that one that just... Where they can't say, you stole Trump's voice.

00:24:46.000 They go, no, it's an imitator.

00:24:47.000 And then they have to prove, they have to find which ones are real.

00:24:50.000 I don't know.

00:24:51.000 All right.

00:24:51.000 We're still zipping through this.

00:24:53.000 Um, I have a bunch of other COVID stuff.

00:24:55.000 I have a bunch of, of other pop culture stuff, but we're moving fast here.

00:25:00.000 So let's jump right to, um, the mailbag.

00:25:05.000 Yeah, that's how fast we're going.

00:25:07.000 We're cooking with gas.

00:25:09.000 This is every show, folks. 1.00

00:25:10.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 0.99

00:25:15.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00

00:25:21.000 Let me touch it.

00:25:24.000 I just thought it'd be nice if they could see the variety.

00:25:27.000 You know?

00:25:27.000 Of course.

00:25:29.000 The variety.

00:25:30.000 Variety.

00:25:32.000 Uh...

00:25:35.000 This is from a guy named Ryan.

00:25:36.000 It just says hitch shitter. 0.89

00:25:39.000 Okay.

00:25:40.000 Should we screen this?

00:25:41.000 No.

00:25:41.000 Set it go.

00:25:42.000 So you can poop on the front of a truck.

00:25:52.000 I would not like that.

00:25:55.000 No.

00:25:55.000 I wouldn't be able to relax.

00:25:58.000 That seems kind of tense.

00:25:59.000 Maybe the motion. 0.98

00:26:01.000 Have you ever shit on a train before? 0.96

00:26:02.000 Like the motions kind of... 0.99

00:26:03.000 No.

00:26:05.000 Hey Gavin Wright, did CBC just report international voter fraud?

00:26:09.000 What the heck is going on?

00:26:11.000 And the headline says CBS News Senior Correspondent Katherine Harridge, who, Katherine, I see you on Tucker all the time, you need to grow your hair!

00:26:20.000 You look like a dude!

00:26:23.000 Stop it with the Clark Kent haircut! 0.99

00:26:29.000 Well, DNI Radcliffe leads the 17 intelligence agencies, and he has access to the most highly classified information that is held by the U.S.

00:26:39.000 government.

00:26:39.000 And he told CBS News that there was foreign election interference by China, Iran, and Russia in November of this year, and he is anticipating a public report on those findings in January.

00:26:54.000 That was 2020, right?

00:26:55.000 That clip?

00:26:56.000 Yeah, December 16th.

00:26:58.000 Well, that's pretty juicy.

00:26:59.000 When it was uploaded.

00:27:00.000 See, I'm overwhelmed.

00:27:01.000 I feel like I'm reporting on World War II in 1944.

00:27:06.000 Like, Dresden is on fire.

00:27:09.000 There's Jews being gassed to death. 0.96

00:27:13.000 The Russians are marching over to giant armies. 0.94

00:27:16.000 Some of them have no guns and no shoes.

00:27:18.000 I can't stay on top of it.

00:27:22.000 Electiongate is a fraud.

00:27:23.000 Does that mean Biden doesn't get in?

00:27:25.000 I don't think so.

00:27:26.000 And when I say Electiongate is a fraud, I mean this election was a fraud.

00:27:31.000 And it's amazing hearing the way the media writes about it.

00:27:34.000 They go, unsubstantiated claims or purporting the myth that the election was stolen.

00:27:39.000 Or they say, disproven.

00:27:42.000 Like they're just in the tank.

00:27:47.000 Gavin, Supreme Leader of the Fag Zone, to my protest, my girlfriend just went on birth control. 1.00

00:27:52.000 She should go on birth control if you're not married to her. 1.00

00:27:55.000 Fucking... You pull out and you jizz on the belly till there's a ring on it. 1.00

00:27:59.000 I am no beta bitch dude. 1.00

00:28:01.000 Should I expect her to lose interest in me? 0.99

00:28:03.000 How can I trick her into getting off the pill?

00:28:05.000 Have you or Ryan dealt with this in your dating life before you were married?

00:28:08.000 Dude, it's very easy to get her off the pill. 1.00

00:28:11.000 It's called this.

00:28:17.000 Put that on her finger and the birth control will come out of her mouth. 1.00

00:28:25.000 What up G-Dog and Fagus Aquarius Esquire the third.

00:28:28.000 First off the show is amazing and I watch it pretty regularly.

00:28:31.000 Thank you sir.

00:28:32.000 You guys do great work.

00:28:33.000 Oh that's nice.

00:28:35.000 I created this flat vector illustration of Gavin as Joker face.

00:28:40.000 It still needs a few refinements, but I think I'm pretty close to being happy with it.

00:28:42.000 What do you guys think?

00:28:43.000 I've also attached an 8-second clip of my Joker face.

00:28:46.000 Pretty dope, huh?

00:28:49.000 Love you guys more than a friend.

00:28:50.000 P.S.

00:28:50.000 I heard Ryan is a better guitarist than Jimi Hendrix.

00:28:52.000 Is that true?

00:28:55.000 In certain ways, yes.

00:28:56.000 I'll explain later.

00:28:57.000 Okay, let's see his Joker face though.

00:29:03.000 Joker face, buddy.

00:29:10.000 Kinda half-assed.

00:29:11.000 Too much eyes.

00:29:13.000 Yeah, way too much eyes.

00:29:14.000 Your eyes have to be like this.

00:29:15.000 And you have to have more build-up.

00:29:17.000 Yeah, that was just you smiling.

00:29:21.000 You look like an old lady smiling. 0.99

00:29:23.000 And that is a good Joker face, although...

00:29:47.000 We did it!

00:29:48.000 We crammed a two hour show into a half hour.

00:29:53.000 Whoa, that kind of messes up your eyes.

00:29:57.000 So we have a bumper for Thank You For Calling.

00:29:59.000 We're about to take calls, and what we do in the show when we take calls is, I draw pictures and auction them off for charity, and you guys call in and I hang up on people who try to cram in too much boring information.

00:30:14.000 But before we get to that, so it's going to be all calls now.

00:30:18.000 Oh, why don't we do a couple calls?

00:30:20.000 We could do that.

00:30:21.000 Yeah, so the people at home can see what the show is like.

00:30:23.000 But before we do that, we have some Christmas giveaways.

00:30:28.000 So caller one gets a Bub and Hank's prize pack.

00:30:31.000 Did you give out the gifts for the last?

00:30:33.000 Yeah, yeah, I forwarded that to the, you know, the channels.

00:30:36.000 So a Bub and Hank's prize pack, a BeardVet prize pack, and a Johnny Apple CBD prize pack.

00:30:43.000 Caller number two gets the exact same thing.

00:30:47.000 Nobody can do that like me.

00:30:52.000 Alright, so we're going to take some calls now, and then I'll do the get fired thing.

00:30:57.000 So why don't you go to our newest bumper, which is called Thank You For Calling.

00:31:05.000 That's, I think, my favorite one so far.

00:31:08.000 It's got nice vibes.

00:31:08.000 It's a lot of fun.

00:31:28.000 So, shall we set up the Skyper Ding Dongs? 1.00

00:31:31.000 I think I'm going to try to recreate these archetypal images.

00:31:36.000 We have John Belushi in Animal House as Blutarski. 1.00

00:31:39.000 What was his name?

00:31:40.000 Pluto Blutarski or something?

00:31:43.000 And then of course we have Mel Gibson in Beyond Thunderdome.

00:31:47.000 By the way, while I Google imaged Mad Max,

00:31:51.000 To find this picture?

00:31:52.000 It was nothing but porn. 1.00

00:31:54.000 Am I stupid? 1.00

00:31:55.000 Is there some sort of code I don't know about? 1.00

00:31:57.000 Mad Max is some sort of porn code.

00:32:04.000 I mean, a lot of it was some chick who's nude in, I think, in Thunderdome.

00:32:09.000 We used to do that as kids in high school.

00:32:11.000 We would watch all three Mad Maxes in a row on Friday nights in the burbs. 0.98

00:32:17.000 And it is fucking long. 0.99

00:32:20.000 And Mad Max 1 kind of sucks. 0.99

00:32:23.000 Oh, man. 0.78

00:32:24.000 Kind of doesn't really go anywhere.

00:32:27.000 It's a bit of a mess.

00:32:28.000 Thunderdome rules.

00:32:30.000 And then Road Warrior's pretty good too.

00:32:31.000 Road Warrior's the first one?

00:32:32.000 No, Road Warrior's better.

00:32:34.000 Wait, is this one Road Warrior?

00:32:35.000 I think the first one's Road Warrior.

00:32:37.000 I don't know.

00:32:41.000 Yeah, number two is Road Warrior, and three is Thunderdome.

00:32:44.000 Have you seen either of them?

00:32:46.000 Uh-uh.

00:32:46.000 So why are you sitting there, pontificating, going, yeah, I think actually, uh... I've heard Anthony talk about it, and you, but I thought Road Warrior was the first one.

00:32:54.000 Okay, you're not allowed to contribute when you don't know anything.

00:32:57.000 He seems like a reasonable guy.

00:32:59.000 You can run, but you can't hide!

00:33:06.000 We have so much fun stuff for you during the Christmas holidays.

00:33:09.000 And we're going to do a commercial for it.

00:33:11.000 But we did a new show called Car Boys.

00:33:14.000 Where Ryan and I teach you about cars, which we don't seem to know very much about. 0.98

00:33:21.000 So one of them is just like an instructional guide and then the other one is like those West Coast shows where the guys have like horns and fucking ripped jeans and rings and shit. 0.95

00:33:33.000 So two car show spoofs. 0.92

00:33:36.000 We also have me and Milo watching with Neil and I, which is two and a half hours with all the pausing and everything.

00:33:43.000 Then we have Ryan and I opening presents for Christmas.

00:33:48.000 We're going to probably dump the Joe Rogans.

00:33:51.000 We also have a wonderful instructional mini-doc on how to box that I put together.

00:33:58.000 That's fascinating.

00:34:00.000 We visit a friend in a place.

00:34:02.000 Oh, and we also go to John Kinsman.

00:34:04.000 We visit him in prison.

00:34:06.000 So we've got like five mini-movies.

00:34:09.000 Coming up, when we're gone, for Christmas. 0.99

00:34:12.000 So don't you worry your pretty little head about any of this shit. 0.99

00:34:16.000 And that includes a big long interview with his wife Zenoa, because we were in the car with her for 12 hours at the hotel, so we had plenty of time to chat. 0.99

00:34:25.000 Alright, we got Justin on the line.

00:34:27.000 Hi Justin!

00:34:28.000 If you could pause the show and kind of bring it in over here, where the action is.

00:34:34.000 Justin?

00:34:40.000 Justin, we don't need to hear our own show.

00:34:42.000 Yeah, listen to us through the phone.

00:34:43.000 I'm gonna mute you for now, and when you realize what's happening, just listen to the phone feed.

00:34:47.000 Thank you for calling.

00:34:48.000 Okay, we got Arthur.

00:34:50.000 Hey Arthur, what's up?

00:34:55.000 Dog.

00:34:56.000 This is not good advertising for the show.

00:34:58.000 No.

00:34:59.000 We're trying to show people who don't normally listen to the show what the show is.

00:35:04.000 Check, check, check.

00:35:05.000 Can you hear us?

00:35:06.000 Can you hear us?

00:35:08.000 Hello?

00:35:12.000 I can hear you now.

00:35:13.000 That's fantastic.

00:35:15.000 The first guy probably couldn't even hear us. 1.00

00:35:16.000 We were giving him shit. 0.99

00:35:17.000 I didn't hang up on him though. 1.00

00:35:19.000 What's up, Broham?

00:35:22.000 Not much, you guys.

00:35:25.000 I've been trying to call in for a while, but I just wanted to go through a couple points on Christianity.

00:35:31.000 No, one point.

00:35:34.000 Well, fine.

00:35:38.000 Christians going to Israel, you said you had a problem with that because Christians are about convert or die, but that's not exactly the case.

00:35:49.000 The whole point of the end times is to deal with Israel, and the Church is a completely separate body. 0.95

00:35:55.000 They'll eventually convert, but the end times are so bad to drive them against the wall to accept Christ.

00:36:06.000 So that sounds pretty bad for the Jews.

00:36:11.000 Yeah, but we've been facing persecution as Christians for thousands of years as well.

00:36:19.000 So, there's people killed to this very day for being Christians all across the globe.

00:36:26.000 Yes, it's terrible.

00:36:28.000 And no one ever talks about it, which is the worst part.

00:36:31.000 Not the worst part, but it's a really bad part of it.

00:36:33.000 But let's explain to everyone at home what we're talking about.

00:36:36.000 So there's Christians who go to Israel, and they rejoice because they see this as part of what the Bible prophesied.

00:36:44.000 And eventually, we'll have end of days, it'll be complete and utter chaos, and then all these Israelis will convert to Christianity, and we'll all go to heaven together. 0.98

00:36:53.000 Right?

00:36:57.000 Right.

00:36:58.000 Well, if I was a Jew, I wouldn't be too jazzed with that concept, that things are about to get so bad that I'll convert to Christianity?

00:37:09.000 Well, that's what they're destined for, and that's what their own texts have been telling them for forever.

00:37:17.000 The Old Testament goes through it, so their own texts should tell them that, and that's exactly what Christ has made them blind to Himself.

00:37:26.000 Four, because he held them accountable to know their own texts, and he told them the exact day that he would show up, the exact specifications that he would fulfill, and they still didn't recognize him.

00:37:40.000 Huh.

00:37:41.000 So, the Torah says that Jews will convert to Christianity. 0.58

00:37:48.000 Well, it says that they'll recognize their Messiah the second time.

00:37:52.000 That's why everything

00:37:54.000 All of the people in the Bible, they always, at least the Old Testament, all your Old Testament heroes and stuff, they basically screw it up the first time, and then they make good on the second time.

00:38:08.000 So like, take for instance Moses.

00:38:11.000 He goes and he kills one of the Egyptians who's attacking one of his people, and he thinks that they're going to take his side. 0.99

00:38:20.000 He's like, hey, I just helped you. 0.99

00:38:21.000 They're like, who the hell are you? 0.70

00:38:23.000 Get out of here.

00:38:24.000 So then he has to go out and, you know, God talks to him and tells him, hey, you gotta go back.

00:38:29.000 Finally, they accept him that time.

00:38:31.000 Right.

00:38:32.000 Okay.

00:38:32.000 It's always that same theme.

00:38:34.000 They always screw it up the first time, get it right the second time.

00:38:36.000 Interesting point.

00:38:37.000 Thanks for calling.

00:38:40.000 You know the problem with talking about the Bible is you inevitably get into the cool guy talk. 0.99

00:38:45.000 Where Jesus says fuck you and I do it all the time too. 1.00

00:38:49.000 I'm like so Moses says alright I've had enough of this shit and then he fucking parts the sea and he saves everyone. 1.00

00:38:55.000 Everyone's like thanks dude. 0.99

00:38:56.000 It's like drunk history.

00:38:57.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:38:57.000 WTF Moses. 0.98

00:38:59.000 All right, now we're going to keep taking calls, but you got an idea. 0.86

00:39:03.000 I didn't actually cram it into half an hour, did I?

00:39:06.000 You got an idea of what this show is like.

00:39:08.000 We have many, many other facets, including sketches and a green screen where we go through videos.

00:39:14.000 But that's a rough idea on what the more newsy episodes are like, which are usually the Monday episodes.

00:39:19.000 Because on Mondays, I haven't seen you for four days, so we've got a lot to catch up on.

00:39:22.000 So this was a little teaser about what a Monday's like.

00:39:26.000 Please go to censored.tv and sign up.

00:39:30.000 And also, while you're at it, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 17, 2020

GOML LIVE #78 | MINI SUPER EP (Part 1)

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