Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 14, 2021


GOML LIVE #81 | KEEP FIGHTING (Part 1)

Topics
John Mazzio
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Gavin McInnes
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Nuka Zeus Donald Trump Johnny Apple CBD Leroy Johnny Rotten Jason Scoop John Mattson Godfrey Parler Grey Lady Down Lauren Southern Gil McGowan Elton John Isaac Heil Jamiroquai Diana Kyle Ryan Lee Harvey Oswald Robert De Niro and 40 more
S03E59 - MAINSTREAM RADICALS S03E61 - POLITICAL THEATER

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Length

40 minutes

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141.54

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5,777

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756

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Misogyny

15

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Toxicity

213

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Hate speech

32

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On this week's episode of Off The Dome, Gavin McInnes and his co-host Ryan Higa talk about the latest in the Trump administration, electiongate, and much, much more! Also, we talk about our new sponsor, Johnny Apple, and how to get 20% off your first purchase when you use promo code "promo" at checkout to receive 20% all-inclusive when you enter Promo Code: GAVIN20 at checkout. Thanks to Pale Fire and Mossy Creek for sponsoring this episode, and thank you to our sponsor Johnny Apple for supporting the show. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe, Like, and Share to stay up to date with what's going on in the world of Alt-Right Media! -Gavin and Ryan -Off The Dome -R.I.P.E.D. -Electiongate -The New York Times -Eugene McCarthy -Empire Gate -Donald Trump -Eddie Murphy -Jeb Bush -Jussie Smollett -Jimmie McCarthy -J.C. Good Morning America -Jemele Hill -Jaden Smith -Jared Leto -Jenna Lewandowski -JOSH MILLER -JACOB PODCAST -JARRELL YELLOW -JORDAN WALLACE -JERRY MEYER-JOSH WELCOME -JAMES AND KELLY -JIMMY ECHELDERING -JAY KAVORCHARD-JAMES -JODY LYNNEUGER-OCHTERMAYOR-JORDER, JOSH WYANDS-JAMIE AND JOSH MAYOR -JOSEPHENDS & JOSH PENNY-JACO CHEESE-JOSIE AND KEVIN JAMES-LYNN ECHTER-JAY OCHEVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAYO AND MORE! -THEY'S MOST IMPORTANT: JOSH AND KIM AND JOSIE PODDS AND JORDAN AND JARED AND RYAN OCHIE FAST AND JAMES AND KYLE LYANNA FOSTER -SALARY - JOSH & KEVEN THANX AND JAMIE MAYO BOUGLE - JAMES MOULDER AND JAY AND KEROSTER - JORDY AND KAROSHA AND OTHER THANCHEY AND PAUL AND KAYLE AND JONATHAN AND OTHER FASTIE AND YANNA AND OTHER GOODYEAKE AND LAKE AND YA'LLY AND YEAH AND KAVIN WYNN AND DYLAN AND THE FOSTERS -BRAOD AND KRAMER AND KOLA AND KELSA AND JORO AND YOKE AND VYAN AND KLEEN AND JOLE AND CHEORGE AND JODY AND ROSY AND MAKE A PUSS AND A LYNA AND JEA'S DOUBLY AND JERRY AND THE MALAN AND MAKING THEM SOMETHING THAT'S NOTHING ELSE?

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00:00:04.000 Everything is going to the beat.
00:00:07.000 Everything is going to the beat.
00:00:09.000 Everything is going to the beat.
00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:01:07.000 Guys, keep the faith.
00:01:10.000 The Kraken is about to be released. 0.99
00:01:13.000 Oh my god, shit is about to go down in a big way. 1.00
00:01:18.000 Pence is going to be arrested and shot via firing squad. 1.00
00:01:26.000 The elites are going to be captured drinking adrenochrome. 0.93
00:01:31.000 What else is going on?
00:01:32.000 Lizard people? 0.99
00:01:33.000 Lizard people are going to fucking come out. 0.99
00:01:36.000 Trump is going to declare a state of emergency. 0.99
00:01:39.000 Baked Alaska is going to be the vice president.
00:01:42.000 Yeah, I was surprised about that.
00:01:44.000 This is a book Baked Alaska didn't write called Meme Magic that was written by someone else.
00:01:49.000 I don't think he's read this.
00:01:52.000 This was a big thing when this book came out.
00:01:54.000 When was that?
00:01:58.000 2017.
00:01:58.000 Everyone was writing books.
00:02:01.000 Lauren Southern had a book Ghost Written for, I believe.
00:02:04.000 Don't sue me, Lauren.
00:02:06.000 But everyone was just, like, getting a bunch of alt-right dudes to write their books, and then they would go through it and take out the Nazi parts. 0.89
00:02:17.000 And they wrote garbage books that no one's read. 0.88
00:02:21.000 I'm in my civilian clothes. 0.97
00:02:22.000 This show is not prepared at all!
00:02:25.000 I wasn't in the mood.
00:02:26.000 My son had a birthday party.
00:02:28.000 My youngest boy. 1.00
00:02:29.000 I was busy doing other shit. 0.99
00:02:33.000 This is off the dome. 0.98
00:02:35.000 Today is off the dome.
00:02:36.000 You're not a nice person.
00:02:38.000 You know what?
00:02:39.000 We're done with this button.
00:02:40.000 No!
00:02:41.000 Oh, okay.
00:02:43.000 Never mind.
00:02:43.000 I was only upset that we were done with it because I thought it was going to be thrown at me.
00:02:49.000 I'm fine with it being returned.
00:02:50.000 Yeah, I think Trump's not president anymore.
00:02:52.000 Well, yeah, he is, currently.
00:02:54.000 Like, when do we... When do we stop having ElectionGate on our site?
00:03:00.000 Well, he'll always be in my heart.
00:03:01.000 When do we talk... Of course, I love the guy.
00:03:04.000 And I love more what he represents, which is the people.
00:03:07.000 But, I mean... The Kraken is the lizard from Gecko, at this point.
00:03:13.000 Geico.
00:03:16.000 It's over, dudes.
00:03:17.000 We lost.
00:03:18.000 Not fair and square though.
00:03:20.000 Not fair and square.
00:03:20.000 It was cheated.
00:03:21.000 Yeah.
00:03:22.000 The election was stolen.
00:03:23.000 Got my Ted Baker flask.
00:03:25.000 They stole it fair and square.
00:03:26.000 I love that.
00:03:27.000 That's the funniest thing I've heard.
00:03:28.000 They stole it fair and square.
00:03:30.000 Stole it fair and square.
00:03:31.000 I don't know what booze is in here.
00:03:35.000 Does booze go bad?
00:03:36.000 I don't think so.
00:03:36.000 I found this in my wife's jewelry box.
00:03:41.000 And I go, what, are you hiding booze now? 1.00
00:03:42.000 And she goes, no, you asshole. 1.00
00:03:44.000 You had this out in our bedroom from a ski trip or something, and I didn't want the kids to see it, so I hid it in my shit. 1.00
00:03:53.000 Oh, really? 0.99
00:03:54.000 Boom! 1.00
00:03:55.000 These explosions of bullshit! 1.00
00:04:01.000 The way he says bullshit, though, right? 1.00
00:04:03.000 Yeah, bullshit. 1.00
00:04:04.000 Bullshit! 1.00
00:04:05.000 The way he times it with his arms is so good. 1.00
00:04:07.000 Boom! 1.00
00:04:07.000 These explosions of bullshit! 1.00
00:04:10.000 Bullshit. 1.00
00:04:11.000 Oh, man. 1.00
00:04:12.000 He's such a New Yorker.
00:04:13.000 Yeah.
00:04:14.000 Yeah.
00:04:15.000 I mean, that was my epiphany last week where I went, yeah, my guy is not popular.
00:04:21.000 He's out.
00:04:22.000 But I'm punk and Johnny Rotten is no longer president.
00:04:24.000 We had Johnny Rotten as president.
00:04:27.000 I get that people don't want Johnny Rotten anymore.
00:04:30.000 I get it.
00:04:31.000 You can't hang.
00:04:32.000 That's fine.
00:04:34.000 But we did have the King of Punk in the White House for four years.
00:04:40.000 It's amazing how mad people get when I say this, too.
00:04:43.000 What are you doing?
00:04:44.000 You're losing faith?
00:04:47.000 Losing faith?
00:04:48.000 You know what?
00:04:49.000 Tech guys, if you're watching this, take down ElectionGate. 0.98
00:04:52.000 It's over.
00:04:55.000 By the way, I think we may finally have our payment processing worked out.
00:04:59.000 I've been keeping hush-hush on it because it could end up in court, and you know how that is with court, you're not supposed to say anything.
00:05:08.000 But yeah, you people who have been getting billed monthly have not been being billed, and we didn't shut down the site, but I think we finally started, we finally set it up again.
00:05:21.000 But before we talk about any of this,
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00:06:15.000 You're just a different person.
00:06:17.000 You're just less, you have less anxiety.
00:06:19.000 I actually quit coffee the past two weeks.
00:06:23.000 I noticed.
00:06:24.000 And, uh, I advise it.
00:06:27.000 Maybe as a Scotsman, I don't think we're meant to have coffee. 1.00
00:06:30.000 You're just shitting out your fucking ass all fucking morning to the tune of like seven shits. 1.00
00:06:35.000 That was vulgar. 1.00
00:06:36.000 Yeah, this is a great ad, I guess. 1.00
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00:07:03.000 Alright, let's start the show.
00:07:05.000 Let's try to get my dad on the line, shall we?
00:07:08.000 Yeah.
00:07:29.000 Let's see if he has Skype.
00:07:31.000 Oh, I sent you, I was on Newsmax today.
00:07:33.000 Whoa, cool.
00:07:34.000 Whoa, cool.
00:07:35.000 I've been watching nothing but Newsmax for news.
00:07:38.000 Well.
00:07:38.000 And Tim Pool.
00:07:39.000 The guy, Chris, what's his name?
00:07:42.000 Sarsino?
00:07:46.000 He was really excited about it because he had Sebastian Gorka on.
00:07:50.000 And he's like, yes!
00:07:51.000 And they co-streamed with his radio show.
00:07:55.000 It's indicated everywhere.
00:07:56.000 And I'm like, dude, you're huge.
00:07:59.000 The word on the street is Fox is done.
00:08:01.000 Yeah, they say exactly what you would want to hear from Fox News, but it's not Fox News. 0.99
00:08:10.000 Yeah, they have balls. 0.99
00:08:11.000 Yeah, it's really cool. 0.95
00:08:11.000 And they take risks. 0.95
00:08:14.000 Fox was losing their risks right when I was around quitting.
00:08:20.000 Here's a weird text from my mom to my wife.
00:08:26.000 You ready for this?
00:08:27.000 Yes.
00:08:27.000 It was my youngest boy's birthday.
00:08:28.000 He turned eight.
00:08:30.000 This is what she said.
00:08:31.000 You ready?
00:08:32.000 Hope your boy... This is from my mother to my wife.
00:08:38.000 Hope your boy Gavin turned up with something interesting for your birthday.
00:08:43.000 Oh no.
00:08:44.000 What?
00:08:45.000 It's not my wife's birthday.
00:08:47.000 And then we are having a good time here in Florida.
00:08:50.000 If only you could visit.
00:08:51.000 Gavin would love our local where he would be a star, as would you.
00:08:54.000 I think that's all normal.
00:08:57.000 I wish it would all get back to normal.
00:08:58.000 Happy birthday, she says to my wife.
00:09:01.000 It's not her birthday.
00:09:02.000 Love, Lorraine.
00:09:03.000 You know what it kind of feels like when you read the cameo thing where it's like, hey, this is from John, from my friend Kyle.
00:09:08.000 We're talking about my friend Steve who gained a lot of weight.
00:09:11.000 You're like, hey, fat Johnny.
00:09:13.000 Happy birthday from Kyle.
00:09:15.000 Yeah.
00:09:15.000 You just get like the three names.
00:09:16.000 You're just like, all right, I got the three things.
00:09:18.000 Let's go.
00:09:18.000 Yeah, but the boy's been around for eight years.
00:09:21.000 She should probably have his name down at this point and his birthday totally memorized.
00:09:25.000 Or just tattoo them on your body like I do.
00:09:29.000 All right, let's see if we can find dad.
00:09:31.000 In the interim, I sent you a funny meme about a TikTok about a guy who has an imaginary wife.
00:09:40.000 It's really amazing.
00:09:42.000 And this black gentleman really conveys the comedy quite well.
00:09:47.000 Strange Obsessions Part 3!
00:09:51.000 36 years old.
00:09:52.000 I'm from Beaver Creek, Wisconsin.
00:09:54.000 And my wife, Juniper, and I have been married now for 12 years.
00:09:57.000 Oh, that's nice.
00:10:03.000 What?
00:10:04.000 A lot of people don't see Juniper the way I do.
00:10:09.000 Love you.
00:10:11.000 Wait, she's in the driver's seat.
00:10:13.000 We actually met in high school.
00:10:15.000 How'd they get there?
00:10:17.000 I was in the library checking out Catcher in the Rye for an English class.
00:10:21.000 This hand mysteriously comes out of nowhere and grabs the book.
00:10:25.000 And I was like, hey, that's the only copy left.
00:10:28.000 And she goes, hey, how about this?
00:10:30.000 I'll read the book to you.
00:10:32.000 You take me out to dinner.
00:10:34.000 And I just, I couldn't resist.
00:10:37.000 So we went out that night and
00:10:40.000 The rest is history.
00:10:41.000 Oh, my God.
00:10:44.000 Strange obsessions.
00:10:45.000 Oh, my God.
00:10:46.000 Oh, my God.
00:10:47.000 That's a hot take.
00:10:49.000 Yeah.
00:10:50.000 What would the video be without that commentary?
00:10:51.000 We gotta dig into that guy.
00:10:54.000 Like, of course, a lot of you gets dubious and thinks the photos of this.
00:11:01.000 That's a bit much.
00:11:05.000 Let's call my folks, shall we?
00:11:06.000 Yes.
00:11:07.000 Yes. 0.99
00:11:12.000 Is it better, is it worse to have an imaginary girlfriend or the sex doll girlfriend? 0.99
00:11:16.000 Good question. 1.00
00:11:17.000 I'm gonna go with sex doll. 1.00
00:11:20.000 Then everybody knows you're a weirdo. 0.99
00:11:24.000 When people see you driving down the road with no one in the driving... Hello?
00:11:32.000 What was that?
00:11:33.000 Message?
00:11:35.000 His outgoing message is, hello?
00:11:37.000 Huh?
00:11:37.000 No.
00:11:38.000 What is he, a fucking Inuit now? 1.00
00:11:40.000 Ah, nah hot no ho. 1.00
00:11:42.000 Ah ho.
00:11:42.000 We, we're getting whale blubber.
00:11:51.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:11:51.000 Yeah, if your car's in neutral coasting down the street and you're on the passenger side... Hello?
00:11:57.000 Hey mom! 1.00
00:11:59.000 Oh, hi honey!
00:12:01.000 Sorry.
00:12:02.000 Um, yeah, I was in the other room.
00:12:06.000 I'm okay.
00:12:07.000 Can you Skype?
00:12:08.000 People want to talk to Dad.
00:12:09.000 Um, no.
00:12:13.000 Our Skype doesn't work.
00:12:15.000 I don't know, honey.
00:12:16.000 I really don't know.
00:12:18.000 Okay, I'll get him.
00:12:19.000 He's kind of, um, drunk.
00:12:24.000 Hold on.
00:12:27.000 Hold on.
00:12:27.000 Okay.
00:12:32.000 He hates dogs.
00:12:33.000 He hates dogs.
00:12:41.000 Especially my dog.
00:12:43.000 I think he kicked my dog because my dog will bark at him when he comes to the house.
00:12:51.000 Hello?
00:12:53.000 Hello?
00:12:54.000 Okay, come on.
00:13:03.000 Hi honey.
00:13:04.000 Hey dad.
00:13:08.000 Oh my god, you should have seen Leroy today.
00:13:11.000 I was sitting in his area and he was sort of looking up at me like, what are you doing in my chair?
00:13:20.000 He has his chair in the front room where he likes to nap.
00:13:24.000 And I was sitting in it, much to his chagrin.
00:13:28.000 You should have seen his little scowl. 1.00
00:13:30.000 It's something about a fucking dog. 1.00
00:13:33.000 Well, yeah, but it's our dog. 1.00
00:13:35.000 It's our baby.
00:13:36.000 It's part of our family.
00:13:38.000 But you just should have seen his funny frown he was like, what are you doing in my chair? 1.00
00:13:45.000 It's a fucking dog 0.99
00:14:07.000 Well, other dogs are dogs, but I feel like Leroy has this kind of a personality. 1.00
00:14:12.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:14:17.000 He's kind of a little funny.
00:14:18.000 He's an old soul.
00:14:19.000 He's a funny old man.
00:14:21.000 Oh, Jesus Christ, you've lost it.
00:14:25.000 No, sometimes you look into his eyes and you think, he's thinking like, is Trump gonna be president again or no?
00:14:33.000 And you go, no, Leroy.
00:14:34.000 And he goes,
00:14:38.000 I mean not literally but kind of?
00:14:48.000 Well I just I thought like I know you're so stubborn about it but I thought you might hear this story and go I can kind of see I can kind of see it.
00:15:06.000 So you don't care about Leroy? 0.97
00:15:07.000 I don't give two fucks about Leroy. 1.00
00:15:12.000 Alright, well then you're dead to me, goodbye. 0.99
00:15:14.000 Just so much anger. 0.99
00:15:23.000 I don't give two fucks about Leroy. 0.97
00:15:25.000 It's better when you try not to laugh. 0.94
00:15:27.000 It makes the laughs way more painful, but better.
00:15:31.000 I'm crying.
00:15:35.000 The best I ever got him was when...
00:15:39.000 Elton John recorded a song, Candle in the Wind, for Princess Diana.
00:15:46.000 And I said, Dad, you've got to hear this song. 0.99
00:15:50.000 And he's like, what the fuck? 0.99
00:15:52.000 And I go, Elton John recorded this song for Princess Di called Candle in the Wind. 1.00
00:15:56.000 And he goes, he recorded that fucking song for Princess Diana. 0.98
00:16:00.000 I mean, sorry, for Marilyn Monroe. 1.00
00:16:04.000 He's just rewritten it for some other stupid bitch. 1.00
00:16:08.000 He's a phony! 1.00
00:16:10.000 He gets real sensitive about death, like tributes where people make money off of someone dying, and fake crocodile tears. 0.96
00:16:22.000 Crocodile rockin'!
00:16:25.000 Crocodile tear rock!
00:16:28.000 Well, let's hear it.
00:16:30.000 What are you talking about?
00:16:31.000 Princess Diana called out to our country?
00:16:35.000 What country?
00:16:35.000 What did she do?
00:17:01.000 I feel like in clown world, I'm a high school teacher and I'm looking at essays going, what does that mean?
00:17:06.000 X, circle, red ink, what does that mean?
00:17:12.000 That makes no sense.
00:17:14.000 X. It's a great concept, like take classic songs and be like, that doesn't make sense.
00:17:19.000 That's stupid. 0.99
00:17:19.000 I know it's the stones, but that's retarded. 0.99
00:17:20.000 You reach out to our country, it's sort of like with all this bullshit with the far left and the Capitol building and all this shit going on, like parlor, 0.99
00:17:28.000 Trump instigated the Capitol riot. 0.99
00:17:32.000 Really?
00:17:32.000 Yeah, he had a speech that was incendiary.
00:17:36.000 Oh my god.
00:17:38.000 When was the Capitol riot and when was the speech?
00:17:41.000 Well, the Capitol riot started before he was done his speech.
00:17:45.000 Oh, so they all had transistor radios and they were in the mob listening to the speech live? 1.00
00:17:52.000 That's not how it works, fuckface. 0.99
00:17:55.000 You have to hear a speech, ruminate, riot. 1.00
00:18:00.000 You don't riot before the speech is done. 1.00
00:18:02.000 Anyone who thinks that this stupid storming of the Bastille was premeditated doesn't have eyeballs. 1.00
00:18:09.000 You could look at it. 1.00
00:18:13.000 I want it to be a Proud Boys thing so bad.
00:18:15.000 Sometimes I think about, like, did we talk about this already? 0.99
00:18:19.000 What if I played into their fantasy and I got like 50 Proud Boys and Rike would go, what the fuck are you doing, dude? 0.98
00:18:26.000 I go, I got this. 0.99
00:18:29.000 And he'd tell them, don't listen to Gavin. 0.99
00:18:30.000 He's not even in the fucking club. 0.99
00:18:32.000 And I'd be like, no, listen to me, guys. 0.99
00:18:34.000 I might be able to get like 50 dudes to wear the black and yellow Fred Perrys, right?
00:18:39.000 And then the storming of the Capitol happens.
00:18:41.000 I go, come on, let's go. 0.98
00:18:43.000 And I'm with fucking Animal Pelt guy and Jamiroquai guy. 0.99
00:18:43.000 And we run. 0.99
00:18:47.000 And then the pictures are all black and yellow Fred Perrys.
00:18:51.000 And then I get to the podium where Jamiroquai stood. 0.99
00:18:55.000 You can see his big dick there. 0.96
00:18:57.000 And Isaac, I won't do it because you'll take it out of context, Isaac Heil on the podium. 1.00
00:19:05.000 And the Proud Boys I was with would be like, what the fuck did you just do? 0.97
00:19:11.000 What are you doing? 1.00
00:19:12.000 And I'd be like, Heil Hitler! 0.97
00:19:16.000 And Heil Trump!
00:19:17.000 Which is even worse than Richard Spencer, who said, Hail Trump.
00:19:22.000 And he just said, Hail Trump.
00:19:24.000 Hail Caesar, like something. 1.00
00:19:25.000 That would be like, sometimes I can just be skipping stones on the beach and think, can you fucking. 0.99
00:19:33.000 People always overuse the term, can you imagine? 0.98
00:19:36.000 Literally, can you imagine?
00:19:39.000 What would I mean that would change so many people's lives?
00:19:42.000 Okay, like let's get into it.
00:19:46.000 I would definitely be looking at 20 years.
00:19:46.000 I would be arrested.
00:19:50.000 They just come up with shit. 1.00
00:19:52.000 They'd be like, he raped a baby on his way. 1.00
00:19:54.000 They would just shoot me. 1.00
00:19:55.000 They'd be like, you're... You'd be fucked. 1.00
00:19:57.000 Like, your mother would not be able to do, be a hairdresser anymore. 1.00
00:20:00.000 She would pull the trigger. 1.00
00:20:01.000 Yeah, she would kill herself. 1.00
00:20:02.000 Her hairdressing career would be over. 1.00
00:20:03.000 Your grandmother would like, just, just, people would just kill her. 1.00
00:20:07.000 I think she'd float off of the earth. 0.99
00:20:08.000 People would just go to your great-grandmother's house and shoot her and there'd be no charges. 0.98
00:20:12.000 Oh my god. 1.00
00:20:13.000 They'd be like, she's a bitch. 1.00
00:20:15.000 Uh, and... She's... The other thing is, in the year 3000, 1.00
00:20:23.000 Say you were doing a jigsaw puzzle of the past 20 years, that picture, which I won't do, would be like the Lee Harvey Oswald shooting Kennedy.
00:20:34.000 It would be that Cambodian picture where the guy gets shot like that.
00:20:38.000 The running Vietnamese girl on fire. 0.99
00:20:39.000 The picture of not 2020, but like 2015 to 2030. 0.99
00:20:44.000 It would be the fucking, it would be every puzzle. 0.98
00:20:47.000 Say you're doing a puzzle from the 2020s. 0.99
00:20:52.000 Like this would be six numbers behind it.
00:20:54.000 Yeah.
00:20:55.000 It's one of them.
00:20:56.000 Like delis in New York City. 1.00
00:20:57.000 I would become a fucking puzzle. 0.99
00:21:03.000 And it's funny because it wouldn't mean anything. 1.00
00:21:05.000 That would just be me doing a misdemeanor criminal trespassing and making a very rude and stupid gesture. 0.99
00:21:12.000 But they want it so bad. 0.99
00:21:15.000 And it would be like, yes!
00:21:17.000 Like you know they'd be going.
00:21:18.000 I think a lot of lefties, when Heather Heyer died, they went, yes! 0.99
00:21:21.000 Fucking yes! 0.99
00:21:23.000 Oh yeah. 1.00
00:21:25.000 The fucking Nazis killed someone. 1.00
00:21:27.000 Perfect. 1.00
00:21:28.000 They're probably partying at her funeral.
00:21:33.000 But sometimes I think about that.
00:21:35.000 Like I wouldn't, when would I see my kids again?
00:21:38.000 I'd probably see them in like 30 years.
00:21:41.000 I would be dead.
00:21:42.000 I'd be dead in 30 years.
00:21:42.000 I'm 50.
00:21:44.000 So I'd never see my kids again. 0.85
00:21:47.000 Meanwhile, if BLM and Antifa stormed the Capitol exactly the same way, make all those faces black. 0.86
00:21:56.000 Or anarchist. 0.95
00:21:57.000 Or liberal.
00:21:59.000 And can you imagine the rhetoric about that whole day?
00:22:03.000 Finally, people standing up.
00:22:06.000 You know, they took back what was essentially theirs, which is the White House, the government, the Capitol building.
00:22:13.000 You know, riots are the language of the unheard.
00:22:17.000 And after 10 months of being ignored and Trump refusing to accept their demands and refusing to recognize police brutality, eventually they were forced, almost against their will,
00:22:31.000 To go to the Capitol building and say, this is our land.
00:22:37.000 This is who we are.
00:22:38.000 We want it back.
00:22:40.000 AOC would be there with them, cheering.
00:22:43.000 There'd be t-shirts, remember January 6th with the black fist.
00:22:48.000 It would be the day.
00:22:49.000 They'd probably have parties every January 6th.
00:22:52.000 Congratulations.
00:22:54.000 Congratulations.
00:22:56.000 Seriously, you should play the clip.
00:22:58.000 Imagine the races were reversed.
00:23:00.000 Oh Now we're not advocating the storming of the Capitol.
00:23:04.000 I said very clearly don't go.
00:23:07.000 It's a trap You got stabbed on November 13th.
00:23:10.000 You got stabbed on December 13th Maybe off a day or two with that.
00:23:15.000 What do you think's gonna happen on January 6th? 1.00
00:23:17.000 You're gonna die. 0.88
00:23:18.000 Someone's gonna die 0.92
00:23:20.000 But they didn't listen and... Dude, you gotta have that ready.
00:23:25.000 These are new.
00:23:26.000 What?
00:23:26.000 Nah man, I don't know nothing about that.
00:23:31.000 Well... Could you imagine if the races were reversed?
00:23:35.000 It'd be all over the news!
00:23:36.000 Could you imagine if the races were reversed?
00:23:40.000 Giving just everyone the blues!
00:23:41.000 Could you imagine if the races were reversed?
00:23:44.000 There'd be protests and burning.
00:23:46.000 Could you imagine if the races were reversed?
00:23:53.000 It's like a Talking Heads kind of deal.
00:23:55.000 Who are these people? 1.00
00:23:55.000 Fucking sub-machine love. 1.00
00:23:57.000 Who are these incredibly talented people that send us awesome shit like that? 1.00
00:23:59.000 Sub-machine love. 0.99
00:24:01.000 Here's another one.
00:24:02.000 John Blunt.
00:24:09.000 Oh, that's good.
00:24:10.000 These are nice.
00:24:12.000 I mean, it's not just the races were reversed, but like... If the politics were reversed, if they were alt-left.
00:24:22.000 I saw Nuka Zeus on Instagram, the guy who took a bunch of pills to make his skin brown. 0.98
00:24:29.000 He discovered that Nick Ox has a black wife, which Godfrey, a lot of people are fucking freaking out about. 0.98
00:24:36.000 And I'm very happy about that, by the way. 0.99
00:24:38.000 I'm very happy that...
00:24:39.000 People are discovering that things are not as simple as they thought.
00:24:42.000 Enrique Tarrio, the black Afro-Cuban leader of the Proud Boys.
00:24:47.000 What? 1.00
00:24:48.000 He must be stupid. 1.00
00:24:50.000 He must want all Afro-Cubans to die except him. 1.00
00:24:55.000 Like, they stick to the narrative, right? 1.00
00:24:57.000 This person's gay. 0.98
00:24:58.000 Oh, he has a wife and a kid. 0.91
00:25:00.000 He has seven kids. 0.99
00:25:01.000 Yeah, but he's a closet gay. 1.00
00:25:03.000 Oh, well, he's a homophobe. 1.00
00:25:04.000 Yeah, he's a self-hating gay. 1.00
00:25:05.000 Like, they just keep, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. 1.00
00:25:09.000 So with Nick Ox, they've discovered that his wife's black and they're fucking confused. 0.98
00:25:16.000 What are you doing, Ryan? 0.99
00:25:18.000 I got some more of these bumpers.
00:25:20.000 This is from 21st Century Vomit.
00:25:22.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
00:25:30.000 Oh, I see.
00:25:31.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
00:25:36.000 So there's, that's one.
00:25:37.000 There's a couple of different takes.
00:25:38.000 I brought it up with a dude today.
00:25:39.000 I go, can you imagine if the races were reversed in Capitol Hill?
00:25:41.000 And he goes, yeah, they'd still be there.
00:25:43.000 Oh, yeah.
00:25:44.000 And it's set up tents by now.
00:25:46.000 They'd have full support. 1.00
00:25:47.000 Like Starbucks would be like, we've put up a tent, free coffee, fucking blowjobs. 1.00
00:25:50.000 Nike's there. 1.00
00:25:52.000 January 6th.
00:25:52.000 Don't forget.
00:25:54.000 Here's another one by them.
00:26:05.000 That's two out of three.
00:26:07.000 Here's a third one.
00:26:14.000 Okay, I've had enough of that.
00:26:15.000 That was a little experimental.
00:26:16.000 Totally threw me off track too.
00:26:19.000 Thanks for that.
00:26:23.000 But yeah, Nuka Zeus on Instagram. 0.90
00:26:29.000 Nuka Zeus is this white guy who takes pills to become black. 1.00
00:26:32.000 And the weird thing about it is, now that he is a black man, he won't shut up about, like, uh, the importance of black power and how white people are stupid and shit. 1.00
00:26:41.000 And you're like, okay. 1.00
00:26:44.000 A lot of stuff about beautiful black men, too, on his feed.
00:26:47.000 Weird. 0.99
00:26:48.000 Which is like, I think you might be gay, Nuka. 1.00
00:26:51.000 Well, he definitely hates himself. 1.00
00:26:54.000 Nuka douche.
00:26:57.000 What do you got there? 1.00
00:26:59.000 I hope my dick don't fall out while I'm recording. 0.99
00:27:01.000 What's up, y'all, and welcome back to another episode of Dragon Ball Z. If you're new, welcome to the channel. 0.97
00:27:08.000 If you're a regular, you already know I freestyle all my shit, so hopefully I won't mess this up.
00:27:14.000 This is not written. 0.93
00:27:15.000 I should have it written, but you know, oh well.
00:27:18.000 I like to freestyle. 0.92
00:27:19.000 Today I want to talk about the 64, why it was so good, and shit like that. 0.98
00:27:25.000 That doesn't seem very black. 0.99
00:27:25.000 Is this the black thing? 0.99
00:27:26.000 Eh, kinda.
00:27:28.000 Where'd he get the Pokemon one?
00:27:31.000 Where'd he get his money from?
00:27:35.000 Well, I know he wastes it a lot.
00:27:39.000 Okay, so go back to his Instagram.
00:27:41.000 Oh, here he is being intellectual.
00:27:43.000 Oh, okay.
00:27:59.000 Okay, that's enough.
00:28:00.000 That's painful.
00:28:01.000 I don't know what that was.
00:28:02.000 It's him and his psychiatrist, I guess?
00:28:04.000 Look at that one.
00:28:05.000 No, no, go to the top.
00:28:06.000 Nick.
00:28:08.000 Oh, Nick.
00:28:09.000 Here you go.
00:28:12.000 This is Nick Ox, one of the Proud Boys founders and his wife. 1.00
00:28:15.000 She's said to be a big Trump supporter, which blows their fucking minds. 1.00
00:28:18.000 Blacks can't possibly like Trump because Trump's a Nazi. 1.00
00:28:21.000 The second pic was allegedly taken from his house during an FBI raid. 1.00
00:28:25.000 I have literally run out of words.
00:28:27.000 Now you look at that and you see the picture and you can imagine it in their home and you go, has it occurred to you that it's conceivable that there is an element of humor to the art on their walls in Hawaii?
00:28:45.000 Is it possible that they're aware that they're a black and white couple, and it's unusual, and so they confront that, I'm not gonna call it an elephant in the room, but that irregularity with a joke. 0.50
00:29:02.000 And it is an old timey picture of a Klansman carrying a black woman to, I don't know, whatever.
00:29:09.000 The left has usurped our humor. 0.99
00:29:14.000 And turned it and weaponized it against us now every joke we have like 10 things I hate about the Jews Which was a very funny satirical video I did which is now some sort of smoking gun that proves I'm an anti-semite At the same time I have all these fucking Nazis 1.00
00:29:30.000 Giving me shit for sucking Jew cock and, uh, shucking for keckles. 1.00
00:29:35.000 Is that it? 1.00
00:29:36.000 Shucking for keckles?
00:29:37.000 That's completely reversed. 0.98
00:29:38.000 Cucking for shackles, yeah. 0.66
00:29:41.000 Shucking for keckles sounds way cooler, though. 0.93
00:29:43.000 They both sound like seafood, which I hate.
00:29:46.000 That's your problem with it.
00:29:47.000 Wait, what's Godfrey got?
00:29:49.000 Oh, look, Godfrey and Nuka Zeus of United.
00:29:51.000 Godfrey is pretty funny.
00:29:54.000 Yeah.
00:29:56.000 In 1998.
00:29:59.000 Is the coast clear?
00:30:00.000 I hope the coast is clear.
00:30:03.000 What's going on?
00:30:05.000 What's happening today?
00:30:07.000 This is your president.
00:30:09.000 I have no idea what just happened today.
00:30:12.000 I look on TV.
00:30:14.000 Oh, my God.
00:30:15.000 Oh, my God.
00:30:16.000 Can you believe that?
00:30:18.000 I learned this from Macaulay Culkin.
00:30:19.000 I was in Home Alone.
00:30:21.000 Oh, my God.
00:30:22.000 They stormed the Capitol.
00:30:24.000 Can you believe this?
00:30:25.000 I swear to God.
00:30:26.000 How could this happen?
00:30:28.000 I was just minding my own business doing presidential work because, you know, I'm the hardest working president ever.
00:30:35.000 And oh my goodness, they just stormed the Capitol.
00:30:38.000 All these white men with guns and just anger. 0.96
00:30:42.000 It's terrible. 1.00
00:30:42.000 What's racial about that fucking invasion? 1.00
00:30:45.000 It was mostly white people invading mostly white cops. 1.00
00:30:52.000 You know, Jason Scoop, my friend Jason, we've had him on the show before too, we went to SNL. 0.98
00:30:59.000 Jason Scoop, what a gay name. 0.61
00:31:01.000 He has Trump 2020 tattooed on his arm. 0.99
00:31:03.000 Oh that guy, yeah I like that guy.
00:31:05.000 Shame about the name.
00:31:08.000 I think he stole this guy's impression, because he knows him and Tommy Robinson, oh no, Tommy Davidson, excuse me, a couple of these other comedians, and that's like his impression.
00:31:16.000 His has evolved since, but I remember like, where do I know that specific Trump impression?
00:31:20.000 Oh, so people do, I do that with you, because I can't do impressions, so when I want to do something, I just have you do it, and then mimic it and do a shitty version.
00:31:28.000 That that's if you know people in person, I guess that's a thing that could happen like Mike Figgs took some stuff from him He's took some stuff from him.
00:31:34.000 He took he didn't take the growl for me, but he did the growl growl the growl frankly, you know Tim Tim does the ground I'm like That's kind of my girl kind of wonder but he does that I do the hand things because of him But this is really funny
00:31:52.000 Our second amendment.
00:31:53.000 Do we love it?
00:31:53.000 We love it.
00:31:54.000 We love our guns.
00:31:56.000 We love our guns.
00:31:57.000 We love our bullets.
00:31:58.000 Do we love bullets?
00:31:59.000 We love bullets.
00:32:00.000 We love our triggers.
00:32:01.000 We love triggers.
00:32:02.000 I'm not saying kill anyone, but we love guns.
00:32:05.000 We love triggers.
00:32:05.000 We love bullets.
00:32:07.000 We love bullet triggers.
00:32:08.000 We love when bullets exit guns and perhaps enter people.
00:32:13.000 Perhaps.
00:32:14.000 I'm not saying do anything violent, but I am saying we love
00:32:24.000 Was that recent?
00:32:25.000 Yeah.
00:32:26.000 So he was saying the Capitol was a... He's pro-Trump, but I think he just he caters to... Is he pro-Trump?
00:32:31.000 I don't know.
00:32:32.000 Oh, yeah.
00:32:33.000 No, absolutely.
00:32:34.000 Okay, Bill McGowan, who is a terrorist, who's dedicated to destroying the New York Times.
00:32:42.000 He got a comment passed in the New York Times.
00:32:44.000 I was reading about the riots and
00:32:51.000 This comment passed and I thought it was very profound. 1.00
00:32:53.000 Bill McGowan, William McGowan is a fucking genius. 0.99
00:32:55.000 He wrote two of my favorite books, Grey Lady Down and Coloring the News. 0.99
00:33:01.000 And he said this about the Capitol.
00:33:03.000 By erroneously branding this as a racist phenomenon, you will be providing a convenient excuse for anti-racist wokesters to ignore what was really going on in the riot.
00:33:15.000 During the summer, media and Democratic polls
00:33:20.000 Often invoked MLK's wisdom that, quote, a riot is the language of the unheard and what is that America has failed to hear, end of quotes.
00:33:31.000 By stuffing this incident into a label that conveniently fits the agenda and exigencies,
00:33:39.000 Of the woke identity politics that have taken over newsrooms all over the country, particularly the New York Times, you're ignoring MLK's extremely wise and trenchant observation and setting the stage for white resentments to build without being heard or seen. 0.56
00:33:57.000 Yeah, that's a great point.
00:34:00.000 Again, we don't condone the riots in the Capitol building, for the record, but they were obviously incredibly frustrated at not being heard.
00:34:08.000 And by you changing it and making it a racial thing, that's going to make them more frustrated, which would in turn lead to more of this kind of behavior, more riots.
00:34:24.000 And setting the stage for white resentments to build without being heard or seen, thereby ensuring another eruption. 0.89
00:34:31.000 It'd be like observers from the court of Louis XIV watching the storming of the Bastille and returning to Versailles to carp about the deplority of the Enemies du Roi Soleil. 0.79
00:34:45.000 I don't know what that means.
00:34:46.000 Enemies of the King?
00:34:47.000 The Sun King?
00:34:49.000 P.S.
00:34:50.000 I'm just surprised someone as learned and experienced as Thomas Edsel, that was the writer, would ply this reductive thesis.
00:34:58.000 I actually relied on his scholarship and analysis in both of my books, Grey Lady Down and Coloring the News.
00:35:07.000 So they couldn't have handled this worse and it's getting crazier.
00:35:10.000 The narrative of Proud Boys being responsible for this and Parler being their
00:35:16.000 Vessel was is Becoming an accepted narrative.
00:35:23.000 It doesn't matter what the truth is.
00:35:24.000 It's what you keep pushing I actually texted John Matsey today.
00:35:27.000 Do you want to hear it?
00:35:28.000 Yeah, okay. 1.00
00:35:30.000 I said Fuck you faggot. 1.00
00:35:33.000 Where's your gay thing? 1.00
00:35:36.000 And I regret that that's not nice.
00:35:39.000 I don't think I am that might have hurt him today I don't think I expressed myself.
00:35:43.000 Well, there's one more I
00:35:45.000 If we're waiting.
00:35:46.000 If we're not.
00:35:47.000 Fine.
00:35:49.000 Imagine if the races were reversed.
00:35:52.000 I think that's the official, would that be the official quick bumper?
00:35:57.000 Um, I said to um...
00:36:02.000 I go, I'm sick of World War II analogies.
00:36:04.000 This is way more like Stalin or even India with the untouchable class. 1.00
00:36:08.000 It's not just platforms we can't have.
00:36:10.000 It's insurance, banking, a plane ticket, a hotel.
00:36:13.000 They really are turning us into pariahs where like we've been working for a month now to rescue our payment options.
00:36:22.000 People who get monthly payments, you may have noticed you weren't getting billed the past 30 days.
00:36:26.000 I think you're going to get billed within the next 24 hours, but
00:36:31.000 This has been a major struggle.
00:36:32.000 And what'd they say? 1.00
00:36:32.000 They said, make your own shit. 1.00
00:36:34.000 Okay. 1.00
00:36:34.000 I made my own shit. 1.00
00:36:36.000 I made censored. 0.99
00:36:37.000 I made free speech.tv.
00:36:38.000 You said, I can't have that.
00:36:40.000 Okay.
00:36:40.000 Censored.tv.
00:36:41.000 And I made that out in the middle of the ocean.
00:36:44.000 And you're like, who's your payment processor?
00:36:47.000 No, we have no mass emails.
00:36:49.000 We build this app.
00:36:50.000 We hide it.
00:36:53.000 Between 90 levels of encryption.
00:36:55.000 I mean, it's like being a pedophile.
00:37:02.000 Pedophiles, at least BuzzFeed has their back and stuff.
00:37:06.000 And I go, look, I've lost Vice, my ad agency, my Blaze show.
00:37:09.000 It's devastating and it never really leaves you.
00:37:11.000 But when you're going through hell, keep going.
00:37:14.000 You just prove yourself on a global stage.
00:37:17.000 That's what I'm saying to John.
00:37:18.000 If this battle is not won and it's far from over, what's happening here?
00:37:26.000 Uh oh.
00:37:27.000 What? 1.00
00:37:28.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:37:29.000 I'm such a boomer with my phone. 1.00
00:37:36.000 There will be plenty more battles.
00:37:38.000 This is good news.
00:37:39.000 You've shown that you're up here with the major players. 0.92
00:37:41.000 That's kind of arrogant.
00:37:43.000 The worst thing you could do now is accept defeat or even feel defeated.
00:37:47.000 That's when people die in prison.
00:37:49.000 They lose the will to fight.
00:37:51.000 Same with POWs. 0.96
00:37:53.000 Louis Zampanieri never gave up and he went through a fuck of a lot worse than you and I. And then I sent him a picture of Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand.
00:38:01.000 And I said, you're in the big leagues now.
00:38:03.000 And then I sent him the song, uh, Going Through Hell By The Streets, and I quoted the line, Fall down five times, rise up six.
00:38:11.000 Like, yes, I know he wants to save Parler, but, um... He's a major player now.
00:38:24.000 Like, it'd be one thing if he was, you know, a college professor fucking a student. 1.00
00:38:28.000 Or a guy who grabbed a fucking five-year-old's ass. 1.00
00:38:31.000 You know? 1.00
00:38:31.000 You're done. 1.00
00:38:32.000 You're a fucking ruin. 1.00
00:38:33.000 You're disgusting. 1.00
00:38:34.000 But, you're not disgusting. 1.00
00:38:36.000 You didn't do anything wrong.
00:38:38.000 You had or have, we're not sure yet, an incredible company and you are on the front page of every paper in the world.
00:38:46.000 Not just New York City.
00:38:48.000 Everywhere.
00:38:49.000 Not just the New York Post.
00:38:51.000 And everyone's talking about it.
00:38:52.000 So, you know, in five years we'll see John Mazzio go, oh that's the guy who started Parler.
00:38:59.000 You know what I mean?
00:39:01.000 It's like he's Robert De Niro and he did Raging Bull.
00:39:04.000 Like he's set for life now.
00:39:05.000 And I'm not really just talking about him as a person.
00:39:08.000 I'm talking about his accomplishments.
00:39:10.000 His legacy.
00:39:12.000 So I'm sure he feels distraught right now.
00:39:14.000 They killed his baby.
00:39:16.000 Or they're killing his baby.
00:39:18.000 And he's losing hope.
00:39:21.000 I shouldn't say he's losing hope.
00:39:22.000 He could be losing hope.
00:39:23.000 But he shouldn't.
00:39:24.000 Because he's in the major leagues now. 1.00
00:39:29.000 He's heavy shit. 1.00
00:39:30.000 All right. 1.00
00:39:30.000 So, um, the first two callers, and we're not doing calls yet, but I'm about to cut off the freebies. 1.00
00:39:36.000 The first two callers get a package from all our sponsors.
00:39:40.000 That's Bubba and Hank's.
00:39:42.000 That's Johnny Apple CBD.
00:39:45.000 That's BeardVet. 0.63
00:39:46.000 They all get fun packages and Ryan will handle that.
00:39:51.000 Um, and that's it.
00:39:56.000 So I'm going to end the free show.
00:39:58.000 We're going to continue going for subscribers until 11.
00:40:01.000 No, 10.
00:40:01.000 And then we're going to start taking calls and we'll also do doodles.
00:40:06.000 Isn't it funny too?
00:40:07.000 Speaking of the pariah status, my cameo was canceled.
00:40:10.000 It was a charity for a black child and Vice had it canceled.
00:40:16.000 Because there was some loose implication that I'm the founder of Proud Boys.
00:40:20.000 Proud Boys may have been organizing on Parlor to storm the Capitol.
00:40:25.000 None of that is true. 0.98
00:40:27.000 But the end result is a black baby doesn't have money. 1.00
00:40:32.000 What a bunch of motherfuckers. 1.00
00:40:35.000 Disgusting. 1.00
00:40:36.000 Anyway. 0.99
00:40:37.000 We're gonna keep fighting.
00:40:38.000 Because that's what we do.
00:40:39.000 And so should you.
00:40:40.000 So get fired.
00:40:41.000 Get in trouble.
00:40:42.000 Be brave.
00:40:43.000 And never stop fighting.
00:40:47.000 Yeah.