Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 21, 2021


GOML LIVE #82 | INAUGURATED (Part 1)

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Donald Trump Joe Biggs Bubba Hank Biden Ryan John Kennedy O'Toole David Sedaris Proud Boys John Kennedy Toole Ignatius J. Reilly Johnny Apple CBD Osama Bin Laden Barack Toboggan Amy Klobuchar Sam Harris Barney Rubble Jesus Christ Ann Coulter Ron Coleman and 12 more
S03E62 - AM I DUMB? S03E64 - ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK

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Gavin McInnes talks about the Inauguration, the Confederacy of Dunces, and books that make him laugh out loud. Also, he wants to get a tattoo on his forehead, but he's not sure if that's a good thing or not good at all. And he thinks he should get a "boner" tattoo, but is that a bad thing to have tattooed on your forehead? Also, a new segment called "Get Off My Lawn," where he talks about his favorite books to laugh at, and why he doesn't like the idea of a giant woman with a tit in her chest being a giant man. This episode was recorded in Brooklyn, New York, and edited by Alex Blumberg. It was mixed by Annie-Rose Strasser and mixed by Matthew Boll. It was edited by Patrick Muldowney. Music by Ian Dorsch and Mark Phillips. Art: Mackenzie Moore Music: Hayden Coplen Editor: Will Witwer Editing: Matthew Boll Mixing: Ian McKellen Cover art by Jeff Perla Art Direction: Patrick McElroy Logo by Ian McKirdy Theme Song: Jeffree Starretta Additional Compositions by Willy Wonka and Matt Newell and Matt Knost Thank you to David Sedaris and the late great John Kennedy O'Toole for the cover art by Matthew McElle on this episode's music was done by Mark Phillips If you liked this episode, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and we'll be listening to it in the next week's episode on SoundCloud Subscribe to our new music on Apple Music and other places on this podcast, and share it on Podcharts if you're looking for a good song with us on the podcast, we'll have it on the next episode of this podcast and other cool stuff we're listening to us on your favorite streaming platform, we're going to send us out on the airwaves next week, and we're giving us a shoutout on the road, too good vibes and more! Thanks for listening to this episode of Off My oldies and other stuff like this and more, and more of your feedback on this and other things that you're getting a chance to review it on this, too much of that, too cool things like that, good vibing and more.

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00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes! 0.98
00:00:21.000 You can have me, if you want me All I need is a little shrimp money I need a place for all this shit in my closet I need a place to put all my electronics, ain't nice 0.94
00:00:44.000 But you got a nice face Hope I can fit all my shit in some place Got a collection of interest calculators If you don't like it, well babe, I'll see you later, ain't ya? 0.86
00:01:15.000 So, the inauguration. 0.97
00:01:18.000 It's a big deal.
00:01:21.000 We had a 22-year-old black girl talking to us like she's Jesus Christ.
00:01:26.000 And a bunch of other platitudes from all sides. 0.72
00:01:31.000 I hate speeches.
00:01:32.000 People always go, did you hear the speech?
00:01:33.000 What speech?
00:01:34.000 The speech?
00:01:36.000 The thing a guy wrote for someone on a teleprompter?
00:01:40.000 I don't care about speeches.
00:01:40.000 I like the debates.
00:01:42.000 I like interviews where they're off the cuff, but... Speeches are for creatures.
00:01:48.000 That's kind of a slang for creatures.
00:01:51.000 It's like Valley Girl talk.
00:01:53.000 Like, yo.
00:01:54.000 Or maybe like Bronx.
00:01:55.000 Like, yo.
00:01:56.000 There's lots of creatures there.
00:01:58.000 Creatures.
00:01:59.000 Well, now it's just an accent.
00:02:01.000 Those were the Viagra Boys from Stockholm. 1.00
00:02:04.000 Fucking awesome band. 0.99
00:02:05.000 Everyone's talking aboot. 1.00
00:02:07.000 Um...
00:02:10.000 I should probably have a tattoo on my forehead at this point.
00:02:14.000 Like, I'm that level of weird as far as the way I'm perceived.
00:02:22.000 Probably gonna get a forehead tattoo soon.
00:02:25.000 What should it say? 0.99
00:02:28.000 Like, fuckin' boners or something cool. 0.99
00:02:31.000 Boners, yeah, that's my favorite thing, boners. 0.99
00:02:34.000 What does his say?
00:02:35.000 Maybe we'll just get his.
00:02:40.000 Gavin maybe?
00:02:41.000 Yeah, that's good.
00:02:43.000 Made in England? 0.81
00:02:46.000 Yeah, made in England seems like a good idea. 0.97
00:02:49.000 Or a symbol.
00:02:51.000 Cross?
00:02:54.000 Today's book, of course, is not exactly very creative.
00:02:57.000 I kind of forgot that we had to have a book, so I just grabbed this.
00:03:00.000 Confederacy of Dunces, the best-selling Pulitzer Prize winning classic by John Kennedy O'Toole.
00:03:06.000 John Kennedy Toole, sorry.
00:03:08.000 They've been talking about making a movie of this forever.
00:03:10.000 Jack Black was going to be the guy, but it never really got off the ground.
00:03:14.000 I don't know why.
00:03:15.000 Hello, you've got a base.
00:03:17.000 Maybe it's cursed.
00:03:21.000 Um, I was talking to my daughter today about laughing out loud in books, and I think I could name maybe three times.
00:03:29.000 In Confederacy of Dunces, he has a revolution.
00:03:34.000 Um, the guy, Ignatius P. Riley is his name. 0.52
00:03:37.000 And, uh, he has, he works at some dumb factory, and then they start, they want to lower the salary or something.
00:03:45.000 He's only been there for a minute, but he has a strike. 0.78
00:03:47.000 And so he makes these big banners, like, Strike!
00:03:50.000 We will not comply!
00:03:52.000 Resist!
00:03:52.000 Revolution!
00:03:54.000 But they're on his bedsheets, and people who are holding them can recognize jizz stains on the sheets.
00:04:01.000 And I must have been like 15 years old on a bus in Kanata, Ontario, and I laughed out loud at that.
00:04:10.000 I also laughed out loud in Naked by David Sedaris, where you're reading it, you know he's incredibly gay, but of course that's not evident in a book as far as the lisp and the accent goes, right?
00:04:25.000 You're reading letters. 0.99
00:04:27.000 But in the book, he's hitchhiking and he gets picked up by some fucking weirdo who tries to rape him, I believe. 0.99
00:04:35.000 Like puts his hand on his leg and tries to tongue him and stuff. 0.99
00:04:38.000 So he jumps out of a moving car and lands in a ditch.
00:04:40.000 And then he runs up to these frat boys and he's like, oh my God, you're not gonna believe what just happened.
00:04:43.000 I was just in this car and this guy almost killed me. 1.00
00:04:45.000 And as he does his diatribe, they go, are you perchance a fag? 1.00
00:04:54.000 And then they all start laughing. 0.99
00:04:55.000 Pretty good.
00:04:57.000 And you're reading it like this is the first time it's been conceded that David Sedaris talks with a lisp as the author. 0.98
00:05:06.000 And I fucking laughed my ass off. 0.98
00:05:11.000 That's the only two I can think of. 0.99
00:05:12.000 I know there's others.
00:05:14.000 But it's very, very rare to laugh out loud at a book.
00:05:17.000 Oh, I remember now!
00:05:18.000 Gulliver's Travels.
00:05:22.000 So he goes to Lilliput.
00:05:23.000 Everyone's tiny, right?
00:05:25.000 But then he goes to a place where he's tiny.
00:05:28.000 And they're all sexual, by the way, these things that make me laugh out loud. 0.97
00:05:31.000 And he goes, I must concede, nothing disgusted me more than the size of her monstrous breast. 1.00
00:05:39.000 And the idea of like a one inch tall man looking at a giant tit and being disgusted by it, it made me laugh my ass off. 0.90
00:05:49.000 So those are the only three times I can remember laughing out loud reading a book.
00:05:55.000 It's pretty rare. 0.99
00:05:56.000 Can you fix the fucking viewfinder here? 0.99
00:06:02.000 So that's the opening song. 0.99
00:06:03.000 That's the book.
00:06:06.000 Today was a big day, but before we get into any of that, we've got to hear a word from our sponsors, right?
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00:07:17.000 This hat, by the way, is a Glaswegian Tam, big in Glasgow, not considered remotely eccentric in Glasgow or Canada.
00:07:27.000 Like, if you wear this, you know, to a party or something, it's just like you wore a baseball hat.
00:07:32.000 It doesn't mean anything to anyone.
00:07:34.000 It's not weird.
00:07:35.000 In America, however, I've been getting some stares.
00:07:39.000 It's like Texas with the cowboy hats. 0.99
00:07:42.000 Like, it seems ridiculous. 0.88
00:07:44.000 Like, have you seen a cowboy hat even in New York City? 1.00
00:07:47.000 They'd look stupid in New York City. 1.00
00:07:48.000 They do. 1.00
00:07:49.000 But down there, it's like, they look cool here.
00:07:52.000 Okay, shall we go through the inauguration?
00:07:54.000 I was considering jumping on air at noon today and doing it live, but I watched a bit of it and I was like... I mean, it's exactly what you'd expect, right?
00:08:09.000 I will say we have officially taken down Election Gate off the site.
00:08:13.000 Did we do that?
00:08:15.000 It's like... I hope it's down.
00:08:18.000 Oh, there's some- show the site!
00:08:20.000 Interesting news.
00:08:21.000 It's still there.
00:08:22.000 It's still there, that's great.
00:08:23.000 Takes a little bit.
00:08:24.000 No, it doesn't take a little bit.
00:08:26.000 Get it down now, dude. 1.00
00:08:27.000 I hate this fucking shit! 1.00
00:08:29.000 This fucking shit! 1.00
00:08:38.000 Clobuchar. 1.00
00:08:39.000 And every time I say something like this, the guy will go, oh yeah, I had to take care of this and take care of that.
00:08:44.000 And then he'll fix the problem in one millisecond.
00:08:48.000 So apparently it wasn't a matter of time. 1.00
00:08:49.000 I hate this fucking shit. 1.00
00:08:53.000 So yeah, the inauguration- Oh, these explosions are bullshit! 1.00
00:08:57.000 was what it was Trump did his farewell speech which was benign and dull and then what Amy Klobuchar came up she's an incompetent bureaucrat why is she in our radar um lady gaga sang a song Biden I gotta say man Biden's confusing me because his speech was obviously just reading from a teleprompter but it was 0.99
00:09:20.000 Good, in the sense that it was well delivered.
00:09:23.000 He didn't stutter on any letters.
00:09:26.000 The speechwriter wrote a good speech.
00:09:27.000 He said, let's try to focus on unity, not right versus left, not urban versus rural, blah, blah, blah, which you should say.
00:09:35.000 So, you know, all the boxes were checked off.
00:09:38.000 But I'm just amazed that he could read.
00:09:41.000 Because Kamala Harris may be our first black Indian
00:09:47.000 Daughter of a single mom president, vice president, but this is our first president with dementia. 0.99
00:09:55.000 This is a triumph for the mentally ill. 1.00
00:09:58.000 Look at him. 1.00
00:09:59.000 If you've stuffed my ass with enough Adderall, and I get to sleep for two days before and two days after, I can do a good speech. 0.99
00:10:09.000 I heard there was a baby crying at the very beginning. 0.99
00:10:12.000 I didn't see the very beginning.
00:10:16.000 Vice President Pence and my distinguished guests, my fellow Americans.
00:10:22.000 This is America's day.
00:10:25.000 This is democracy's day.
00:10:29.000 I thought he drew it as a zoom from home.
00:10:31.000 Yeah.
00:10:34.000 I guess not.
00:10:37.000 Crucible, that's a big word.
00:10:41.000 What is a crucible?
00:10:42.000 Stop, Ryan. 1.00
00:10:43.000 On our new investigation on whether you and I are stupid, and I'm twice as smart as you. 1.00
00:10:49.000 So if I'm stupid, you're fucked. 1.00
00:10:52.000 If I'm stupid, you're a worm. 1.00
00:10:54.000 What's a crucible? 1.00
00:10:55.000 I think it is a series of challenges and obstacles to overcome. 0.96
00:11:00.000 Okay, that's retarded. 0.99
00:11:02.000 I am dumb, and I think it's a glass sphere. 0.98
00:11:07.000 I think it was popularized by a play? 0.98
00:11:10.000 The Crucible?
00:11:12.000 Um, but I guess, uh, it means like a new beginning according to him.
00:11:16.000 Oh, I'm thinking of in, in the Marines, the crucible is something that it's, it's what I'd said.
00:11:22.000 It's like obstacle course.
00:11:23.000 What's a crucible?
00:11:24.000 Hey computer, what's a crucible?
00:11:26.000 The noun crucible can have a few meanings.
00:11:32.000 One,
00:11:33.000 A container of metal or refractory material employed for heating substances to high temperatures.
00:11:39.000 2.
00:11:40.000 A hollow area at the bottom of a furnace in which the metal collects.
00:11:44.000 3.
00:11:45.000 A severe searching test or trial. 1.00
00:11:50.000 Sounds like stupid idiot moron pants Ryan beat me. 1.00
00:11:59.000 I think you won that one. 1.00
00:12:00.000 That is my victory laugh.
00:12:01.000 Maybe because the picture on the cover of the play is like a spherical thing, but it's not.
00:12:08.000 When you google image it, it's like a cup.
00:12:11.000 Was the Crucible, what was that about? 0.99
00:12:13.000 Oh shit dude, I'm getting really paranoid that I'm retarded. 0.99
00:12:13.000 Was that about witches? 0.99
00:12:15.000 It's like finding out you're gay. 1.00
00:12:20.000 Like I feel like someone who's around 11, and all my friends are like, check out these tits, and I go, eh. 1.00
00:12:28.000 They're no dicks. 0.99
00:12:30.000 I mean, similarly. 1.00
00:12:31.000 They're kind of like ugly dicks, but there's two of them on a broad. 0.98
00:12:34.000 Why does her pelvis area have nothing dangling? 1.00
00:12:39.000 That's gross.
00:12:41.000 Missing something.
00:12:42.000 I just enjoyed a show tune. 1.00
00:12:43.000 I feel that same way, but stupidity. 1.00
00:12:47.000 Yeah, the crucible. 1.00
00:12:48.000 You're showing the cover of the book there.
00:12:49.000 It doesn't have a sphere.
00:12:52.000 No, but they have different book covers for every, like I can't find the 1984 book cover.
00:12:55.000 I'm not seeing a lot of spheres.
00:12:57.000 I don't see spheres, maybe... I see a lot of nooses.
00:13:01.000 It was about witches, right?
00:13:02.000 Oh no.
00:13:03.000 It was the witch book?
00:13:04.000 Oy vey.
00:13:06.000 All right, so let's go back to his speech.
00:13:08.000 Not that we're gonna glean anything from these platitudes.
00:13:10.000 We need to come together!
00:13:11.000 Yeah, I know dude.
00:13:13.000 Right now, over me.
00:13:14.000 The cause of democracy
00:13:18.000 The people, the will of the people, has been heard.
00:13:23.000 And the will of the people has been heeded.
00:13:25.000 We're not sure about that.
00:13:26.000 We've learned again that democracy is precious.
00:13:30.000 Democracy is fragile.
00:13:33.000 At this hour, my friends, democracy has prevailed.
00:13:38.000 I mean, that's good.
00:13:40.000 You gotta admit, like, that's well delivered.
00:13:43.000 This is not Vice Principal under Barack Toboggan.
00:13:47.000 So what is it?
00:13:48.000 It's gotta be Adderall, right?
00:13:50.000 President Fizer.
00:13:51.000 Stop, stop.
00:14:03.000 So we were talking about the Trump's new army video, where they talk about how horrible the Capitol invasion was.
00:14:10.000 And again, we didn't advocate it.
00:14:14.000 We said don't do it.
00:14:15.000 In fact, our boy Joe Biggs, contributor at censored.tv, has been arrested by the FBI.
00:14:22.000 Probably should have started with that.
00:14:25.000 But he called me last night and he's like, can you loan me some money for a lawyer?
00:14:30.000 I can get a great guy.
00:14:31.000 And I said no.
00:14:36.000 To be clear, because this is a weird subject, I consider myself below Joe Biggs when it comes to being a man.
00:14:48.000 Joe Biggs has, I believe, two Purple Hearts.
00:14:52.000 He has put his life on the line to die for our country because he saw what happened with 9-11.
00:14:59.000 As far as I'm concerned, that puts a man on a different plane.
00:15:03.000 He's better than us.
00:15:07.000 Just like the parents of Marines who died.
00:15:08.000 What do you call them?
00:15:09.000 Silver parents or something? 0.92
00:15:12.000 They're different than my parents.
00:15:14.000 They're better parents.
00:15:15.000 They're better people.
00:15:16.000 They should have different rules going forward.
00:15:20.000 If you put your life on the line for your country, you're not the same as us.
00:15:23.000 You should get different treatment in the judicial system and everything.
00:15:28.000 But I said don't go there.
00:15:32.000 I mean, it puts our sight in jeopardy going there.
00:15:35.000 What, you know, what if the DA tries to frame censored.tv as some sort of hub where terrorists, or gold star families, that's it.
00:15:45.000 Some sort of hub where terrorist activities are planned.
00:15:47.000 Now, of course, if you tune into my show, you'll see me saying, don't go to that rally. 1.00
00:15:51.000 I don't know, don't go to any fucking rallies. 0.99
00:15:53.000 Why did rallies become a thing with Proud Boys? 0.99
00:15:58.000 I understood the...
00:16:00.000 You know, bodyguarding, because conservatives were getting attacked.
00:16:04.000 That made sense. 0.99
00:16:06.000 But like, especially after the Million Mega March where the point was made, Antifa are scum, and a lot of people support Trump. 0.99
00:16:13.000 Good, we're done. 0.99
00:16:15.000 Why keep going back and getting stabbed again and again and again?
00:16:18.000 Like what's the point of going to Harry's on a monthly basis to deal with people with knives?
00:16:24.000 Are you cleaning up the streets of DC?
00:16:27.000 Why?
00:16:27.000 Anyway- They're throwing themselves into the road gladly!
00:16:31.000 I love Joe Biggs, but this is not my fight.
00:16:33.000 I didn't want anyone to go there, and I cannot get involved. 0.88
00:16:41.000 I'll fucking die on the cross for James and Max, for John and Max, and I talk to their lawyers on a regular basis, and Zenoa, and Max himself, and I pay attention to their books, and I send them stuff, and I'm raising money for them. 0.96
00:16:55.000 That's different. 0.99
00:16:58.000 But anyway, so remember there was that video about the Capitol, Trump's army, and how we're all gonna die?
00:17:07.000 And I said, this should be re-edited with better footage.
00:17:10.000 And several people did it.
00:17:12.000 I gotta say one thing about our viewers.
00:17:14.000 And I hate the word fans.
00:17:15.000 They're not fans.
00:17:16.000 Fans imply someone's below you.
00:17:18.000 We're together on this.
00:17:20.000 So our subscribers, our viewers. 0.99
00:17:23.000 One great thing about them is that they fucking deliver. 0.96
00:17:26.000 They made all our whatchamacalls, our interstitials, our little intro cards. 0.98
00:17:31.000 And every time we talk about a video, they make a great one, and it's not half-assed.
00:17:36.000 So the first one is the worst one, and it's really good, and then I'll show you a better one.
00:17:40.000 So this is 2-0.
00:17:42.000 Let me make sure this is the right one here.
00:17:46.000 I love this hat.
00:17:48.000 I'm gonna start wearing this hat more.
00:17:50.000 This is my new look.
00:17:55.000 The threat facing America today comes from within.
00:17:58.000 Radical extreme conservatives, also known as domestic terrorists. 0.99
00:18:01.000 Does that face look a little gay to you? 0.98
00:18:03.000 I mean, it's the lips. 0.98
00:18:04.000 They're hidden among us, disguised behind regular jobs.
00:18:07.000 For more than a decade, Donald Trump has spoken directly to white supremacists in their language. 0.98
00:18:12.000 Racism is evil. 1.00
00:18:14.000 And those who cause violence in its name are criminals and thugs. 0.84
00:18:18.000 I'm gonna miss the hand gesture. 0.88
00:18:20.000 Me too.
00:18:23.000 I'm proposing we form a citizen army.
00:18:34.000 Our weapons will be computers and cell phones.
00:18:36.000 We, who are monitoring extremists on the internet and reporting their findings to authorities.
00:18:40.000 Remember, before the Navy SEALs killed Osama Bin Laden, he had to be found.
00:18:44.000 He was found by a CIA analyst working on a computer thousands of miles away.
00:18:49.000 It's up to you. 0.99
00:18:51.000 I don't know what any of that means, but it sounds fucking retarded. 1.00
00:18:59.000 Video Podcast Network was Windy City Heat, that was what the big three were on. 0.97
00:19:07.000 And by the way, my hat yesterday that had the address was a Windy City Heat reference.
00:19:12.000 But this is an even better one, 2-1.
00:19:18.000 On or before January 20th, Donald Trump will no longer be the Commander-in-Chief.
00:19:22.000 He will lose control of the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Special Forces, and America's nuclear arsenal.
00:19:27.000 He's gonna lose his nuclear arsenal.
00:19:29.000 On January 20th, Donald Trump will become the Commander-in-Chief of a different army.
00:19:32.000 Hold on a second.
00:19:34.000 If this guy is so horrible, why didn't he do anything with his nuclear arsenal?
00:19:38.000 Why was there unprecedented peace in his time?
00:19:42.000 Where were there so few wars? 1.00
00:19:44.000 Why was there so little conflict if this guy is such a fucking threat? 0.99
00:19:48.000 We just had him for four years. 0.98
00:19:50.000 You just showed me all the access to weaponry he had.
00:19:56.000 Nothing went down.
00:19:58.000 We blew up like an airbase in Syria, I think, one afternoon.
00:20:02.000 Yeah.
00:20:03.000 But now we have to be scared of housewives. 1.00
00:20:05.000 You should have been just, like, arresting gays and building the wall with, like, Mexican bones. 1.00
00:20:10.000 Yeah, we're actually disappointed in this lack of fascism. 0.99
00:20:13.000 Pardoning cool people instead of rappers.
00:20:21.000 The greatest threat facing America today comes from within.
00:20:24.000 Radical extreme conservatives, also known as domestic terrorists. 1.00
00:20:27.000 Fucking A, man. 1.00
00:20:32.000 Glad to see you guys. 1.00
00:20:34.000 I got shot in the face with some kind of plastic bullet. 0.54
00:20:39.000 Shot in the face with some kind of plastic bullet? 0.86
00:20:42.000 We will. 0.99
00:20:43.000 I'll be making sure they ain't disrespecting the place.
00:20:45.000 Okay.
00:20:46.000 They are hidden among us, disguised behind regular jobs.
00:20:50.000 They are your children's teachers.
00:20:51.000 They work at supermarkets, malls, doctor's offices, and many are police officers and soldiers.
00:20:57.000 For more than a decade, Donald Trump has spoken directly to white supremacists in their language.
00:21:02.000 Build that wall!
00:21:03.000 Now listen, he gonna put that wall up!
00:21:06.000 Pocahontas, is it offensive?
00:21:08.000 Oh, I'm sorry about that.
00:21:10.000 Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States.
00:21:17.000 In the middle of a presidential debate, Donald Trump was asked to disavow white supremacy. 0.86
00:21:21.000 I denounce white supremacy, okay?
00:21:23.000 Wait, are you listening? 0.89
00:21:25.000 I denounce white supremacy.
00:21:26.000 What's your next question?
00:21:27.000 Are you willing, tonight, to condemn white supremacists and militia groups and to say that they need to stand down and not add to the violence in a number of these cities as we saw in Kenosha and as we've seen in Portland?
00:21:42.000 Sure, I'm willing to do that.
00:21:43.000 He refused.
00:21:45.000 He only did it seven times.
00:21:46.000 Pretty good quality, huh?
00:21:47.000 Oh, cool.
00:21:48.000 That was a nice touch.
00:21:48.000 Um... Canal Plus came by.
00:22:13.000 And, uh, that's 2-3.
00:22:15.000 They wanted to, uh, talk to me about... Look at these fops. 1.00
00:22:23.000 I guess I'm the leader of the Proud Boys now?
00:22:57.000 So I think what the other guy was just saying before there is that I said that Biden taking over for the next at least four years is going to be a huge regress to socialism.
00:23:10.000 And there's a myth when we say make America great again that we want to go back to Jim Crow. 0.53
00:23:14.000 We actually want to go back to 1985.
00:23:16.000 Unfortunately, the left wants us back in 1984.
00:23:20.000 I've been using that line quite a bit.
00:23:21.000 I'm pretty happy with it.
00:23:27.000 There's Joe Biggs.
00:23:29.000 Anti-feminist, anti-immigrant.
00:23:31.000 The Proud Boys make the white supremacist symbol.
00:23:52.000 A movement founded four years ago by Gavin McInnes.
00:24:03.000 There's our studio, boys.
00:24:05.000 What do they say?
00:24:07.000 What are you saying, I guess?
00:24:25.000 Most major internet platforms have banned it because of calls for hate or violence.
00:24:31.000 America was founded first on Christianity and then on freedom of speech.
00:24:35.000 America was founded on Christianity and free speech.
00:24:38.000 And when we take that away, we have no America left.
00:24:42.000 Socialism, uncontrolled borders, delusional taxes and well-meaning policies.
00:24:49.000 I'm talking about the dangers of socialism to French people, which is like, that's like telling them the dangers of baguette and crème brûlée.
00:24:54.000 Impeachment is fake.
00:24:56.000 He hasn't done anything wrong.
00:24:58.000 Impeachment is fake, he hasn't done anything wrong.
00:25:08.000 What we saw on January 6 was the invasion of the Capitol.
00:25:12.000 And I'm saying, I'm explaining that on January 6, it wasn't the beginning of an imminent boogaloo, race war, whatever. 0.99
00:25:19.000 It was just a fucking take this job and shove it, and angry employees who had been fucked over flipping their desks. 0.97
00:25:26.000 I don't advocate flipping your desk, but I understand why you left in a rage from your job. 0.99
00:25:32.000 I'm not inciting anyone.
00:25:38.000 There's our new studio, kiddies.
00:25:40.000 In the Boogie Down Bronx.
00:25:48.000 I'm explaining that we'll have this sort of Infowars type set, a sort of Dave Rubin sit-down set, a bar for free speech.
00:25:57.000 I want to have two different things.
00:25:59.000 I'm going to have interviews with celebrities, like Ann Coulter and stuff, where we sit down, or Ron Coleman, get into Judaism.
00:26:07.000 But then I also want to, at the bar, I want to have interviews with, like, a plumber.
00:26:11.000 And really get into it!
00:26:14.000 Like, tell you how to be a plumber.
00:26:17.000 Or a cop, or someone in sanitation.
00:26:20.000 And I won't call them their name.
00:26:21.000 I'll say, like, interview with a plumber.
00:26:24.000 I'm really looking forward to that.
00:26:29.000 Anyway, you get the idea. 1.00
00:26:30.000 Bunch of fucking frogs. 0.99
00:26:33.000 You know what's funny about the Joe Biggs thing is, it was on Huffington Post, it was on NBC, and they were relatively fair. 1.00
00:26:41.000 The worst one I saw was this one, 2-4, on the hill.
00:26:46.000 And it was like, Proud Boys smashed the windows with a police shield, which is just a lie.
00:26:52.000 But isn't the hill... I thought it was relatively right-wing.
00:26:57.000 Arrested Joe Biggs, HuffPo reports, hit by officials, arrested blah blah blah.
00:27:02.000 In the video, voice of the camera says, hey Biggs, what do you got to say?
00:27:04.000 And he goes, this is awesome.
00:27:05.000 Apparently, everything was broken in, like broken open when he got there, and he walked in and went piss and left.
00:27:14.000 Not the end of the world, but not something that I think is very good for anyone.
00:27:19.000 I saw there's kind of a weird civil war going on in the Proud Boys right now.
00:27:23.000 Do you know about this?
00:27:25.000 Uh, yeah.
00:27:26.000 What do you know?
00:27:27.000 That it's like an anti-rally thing, where like, stop going to rallies and being retards and like, rebrand the aesthetic of it. 0.99
00:27:36.000 Or the, like, you know, don't associate with the people that go out and
00:27:41.000 Well it was a secret club before, before we got into security, before they got into security.
00:27:47.000 It was just a secret club.
00:27:50.000 Like Barney Rubble's wife, Betty I believe, she didn't really know about the water buffaloes.
00:27:57.000 You know, she didn't read about the Water Buffaloes.
00:28:01.000 Your wife doesn't know about the Knights of Columbus.
00:28:03.000 My wife has no idea what I do at Knights of Columbus meetings.
00:28:05.000 That was the business plan.
00:28:07.000 Then it just became Rally Central.
00:28:09.000 The loudest wheels get the grease, is basically what happens.
00:28:13.000 What are rallies?
00:28:14.000 Like, what are we, hippies, protesting the Vietnam War?
00:28:17.000 I don't get it!
00:28:19.000 I get that once you want to say, hey, Trump isn't being respected.
00:28:25.000 He got a lot more votes than that.
00:28:26.000 Watch this.
00:28:26.000 We're going to go to D.C.
00:28:28.000 And then there's like a million people in D.C.
00:28:31.000 Gotcha.
00:28:32.000 I get that.
00:28:33.000 Once.
00:28:36.000 The rest?
00:28:37.000 Anyway, we should get back to the inauguration.
00:28:38.000 But before we do, we're running out of time here.
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00:29:17.000 If you hit me in the head three times very hard, I'm stopping.
00:29:22.000 I won't stop mid-round, but I'm not, I don't want to do this anymore.
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00:29:34.000 Let's get down to the inauguration, but as far as this podcast goes, we're going to sign off on the freebies.
00:29:44.000 Do we still put this thing on the free podcast?
00:29:48.000 Oh yeah.
00:29:49.000 You look like you forgot and you missed like four months.
00:29:52.000 Who, me?
00:29:53.000 No.
00:29:54.000 So last week's... They're up there.
00:29:56.000 ...is on Podcast Land.
00:29:57.000 Yes.
00:29:58.000 Promise?
00:29:59.000 Yep.
00:30:00.000 Let me see. 1.00
00:30:01.000 I'll kill your entire family in front of you if you haven't done that. 1.00
00:30:05.000 I'll help ya. 1.00
00:30:06.000 I'll help ya.
00:30:07.000 I'll help ya. 0.95
00:30:08.000 I'll help ya, you bum! 0.62
00:30:09.000 Oh, Lloyd.
00:30:13.000 So, to the people doing the freebies, I'm gonna say...
00:30:17.000 Goodbye.
00:30:18.000 And to the rest of us paying for this show, we're going to keep going with the inauguration and enjoying ourselves, and then we're going to take calls and do some sketches.
00:30:26.000 So, uh, what are you showing, Ryan? 1.00
00:30:29.000 You're showing all your shit, you dumb asshole. 1.00
00:30:30.000 It's up there. 1.00
00:30:32.000 Okay. 0.53
00:30:33.000 Get fired.
00:30:35.000 Get in trouble.
00:30:36.000 Be brave.
00:30:38.000 And never stop fighting.