In this week's episode, the boys talk about the new haircut helmet Ryan got in Japan, and how it's going to make him look good in the mirror. Also, we talk about how Ryan's dad is a robot, and why it's a good thing that he's not a robot. Also, a new song from Fae New Orleans is out, and it's called Street Pulse Beat, which is a weird rock band with a new album out called "Bunk" by the band Fae. And we also talk about why Ryan thinks he's a bad father because he doesn't have a kid. And we discuss why he thinks Ryan's biological father is a bad dad because he calls his son a "wolf" and Ryan calls him a "mowling" child. We also discuss why Ryan doesn't want to be a robot and why he's calling his dad a "a wolf." And, of course, there's a new segment called "Haircut Day." where Ryan talks about the haircut helmet he bought in Japan and how he thinks it's gonna make his hair look good. Thanks to our sponsor, Caff and Ryan's father, Ryan's Dad, Arakawa Katsu, who's a robot! . We hope you enjoy this episode, and if you like it, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and tell us what you think of it! Subscribe, rate, and tell a friend about it. or tell us if you think it's good or bad, and we'll hear about it in the comments! or not so good or not good! We'll be looking out loud and loud! XOXOXO, we'll talk about it on the next week! -Gavin McInnes, Gav & Ryan, Gave it out in the next episode of Get Off My Lawn with Gavin's Lawn, GAVY, and Gav's Lawns, Gorms, and more! Thank you, Gavin, GRAVY, G-O-OJY, P.E. -A.A. (A.M. ( ) -PODCASTING, G.O. -R.S. G-E-A.K. (S. (Fae, R.Y. (GAVY) ) -JOSEPH (R. M. (M.I. (P.A.) )
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00:00:13.000Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:42.000That's the cool wee band Fae New Orleans by the way.
00:02:30.000So, Ryan Rivera claims that this stupid thing he got in Japan, which looks tiny for my big head, and my head's not that big, will cut my hair, and you should zoom in so people can see it operate.
00:02:46.000This will cut my hair and my beard and groom me in a matter of seconds.
00:02:51.000Surely there has to be touch-ups after that where you have to fix parts.
00:09:20.000It's a pile of egg, pile of potatoes, and then some shit on some stuff.
00:09:27.000A cheeseburger, you could hand someone, if they're running the New York Marathon, you could go, hey I know you're kind of hungry, try this!
00:13:57.000You just throw garbage in there and it would just be bubbling and when you're hungry you just grab a spoon and eat out of the pile of garbage.
00:14:07.000So, you could have a goateye, ostensibly, you could have a goateye pop into your mouth that was 40 years old.
00:14:15.000And I heard of some pathetic Southeast Asian countries that had the same thing and they have some restaurant that's still going and it's had the same broth for something like 40, 50 years.
00:14:28.000So that crazy, disgusting scenario I just brought up in Scotland also happens in Southeast Asia, which is unforgivable over there because they couldn't possibly have more arable land than Southeast Asia.
00:15:37.000I met a guy in Egypt, from Egypt I should say, who told me that they do this thing that idiots here in America are just trying out now with hyphenated names.
00:15:46.000So Gavin McInnes marries Ryan Rivera, his kids are Julie McInnes Rivera.
00:16:13.000And so you'll have an ID form, like you'll be filling out an application, and the name will go across the top, down the side of the paper, because you have 140 last names.
00:16:39.000And then there's some scatterings of Africa, like where's the place where they still speak Aramaic or whatever Jesus' language is, is that Armenia or Albania or something?
00:17:54.000An increasing number of woke teachers, and thank God woke has finally become an insult, are refusing to include the Bard in their curricula claiming his classic works promote misogyny, racism, homophobia, they promote it, classism, anti-semitism, and well they write misogynoir.
00:19:36.000So here's an incredibly petty thing, and I don't want to, I don't want to shit on such a fantastic book with such a petty observation, but on page six, and Tucker was just making fun of Jill Biden's dissertation, and it is a fucking shit show.
00:19:52.000She says things like, if you're in a classroom in America,
00:19:57.000Half the class will be Hispanic, a quarter will be black, a quarter will be white, and then there will be another quarter, and she starts listing like seven quarters of people.
00:20:07.000She also talks about in her dissertation that maybe we have to get to the point where we have an eight-week study week, where I guess we cram eight weeks into one week.
00:20:15.000So if we're gonna make fun of people for typos, this typo drove me bananas.
00:20:20.000And again, it's a petty thing to say about a good book, a great book, a very important book, that I would love it if this was taught in schools.
00:20:29.000I'd love it if everyone in America could read it.
00:21:01.000House Judiciary Committee Chairman Gerald Nadler, he doesn't even say Jerry Nadler, that's how sort of politically correct he is, called the movement imagery during a congressional debate.
00:21:15.000Now Ryan, you're too dumb to know anything in the world, but Jerry Nadler never called Antifa imagery.
00:21:26.000And he reiterated that on the street with Fleckas, which is how I remember it, where he said it's a figment of our imagination or something.
00:21:38.000To see if it was some like, you know, homemade thing because no one would want to print it because there's so much controversy about this book.
00:21:45.000But I think it made to the number three New York Times bestseller list.
00:23:36.000Assertion from Paul Joseph Watson, where he calls them the lumpen bourgeoisie, which is not included in this, and says that they're not the lumpen proletariat as they purport to be, but they're the lumpen bourgeoisie in that their parents are boomers, they come from a meritocracy, where you're rich because you busted your ass, you had a great education because the greatest generation created your education, but these kids are 250k in debt, a quarter mil in debt from NYU,
00:24:35.000400 years ago, this guy was old-fashioned.
00:24:42.000Dude, if you rode to work today in a spaceship, and you were wearing all Lycra, and your name is X13428, and for lunch you injected a UV into your arm, you are going to be known as painfully old-fashioned in 400 fucking years.
00:25:08.000The other funny thing about this too is if you told Shakespeare, hey man, people in 400 years are gonna think you're old-fashioned, he'd go like, I don't give a fuck.
00:26:44.000And then our guy had the thumb and the rub and then he would he would right wipe a like a disinfectant towel thing and then do another one.
00:26:55.000I'm going to spread COVID from my ashy forehead to your ashy forehead.
00:27:02.000It's not really known for transmitting disease.
00:27:06.000God, you should have seen the old lady lighting the candles too.
00:27:09.000Her legs, her legs, her hands were rocks, right?
00:27:12.000Until she got up to light the candle and she had like one of these Bic extension things and she was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:27:19.000And it was so... I guess it was like Parkinson's.
00:27:22.000And we're all watching like... And then she gives up on the Bic and she lights a match.
00:27:28.000And it was just like... It was like naked and afraid in a hailstorm.
00:27:33.000Just... And then she kept trying to get it on the candle and...