Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 20, 2021


GOML LIVE #86 | GET FIRED (Part 1)

Topics
haircut helmet stick community misogynoir
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Gavin McInnes
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Ryan Katsu Rivera Misogynoir William Shakespeare Bacalao Frito Jerry Nadler Andy Ngo Hitler Natapong Kawinutawong Dave Grohl Antifa Lump Julie McInnes Rivera Paul Joseph Watson Johnny Apple CBD Jesus H. Half Billy Connolly Puerto Ricans Gerald Nadler Jesus Christ Gorilla Glue and 14 more
S03E75 - NOT WOKE ENOUGH! S03E76 - GHOST TOWN

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589

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206

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37

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In this week's episode, the boys talk about the new haircut helmet Ryan got in Japan, and how it's going to make him look good in the mirror. Also, we talk about how Ryan's dad is a robot, and why it's a good thing that he's not a robot. Also, a new song from Fae New Orleans is out, and it's called Street Pulse Beat, which is a weird rock band with a new album out called "Bunk" by the band Fae. And we also talk about why Ryan thinks he's a bad father because he doesn't have a kid. And we discuss why he thinks Ryan's biological father is a bad dad because he calls his son a "wolf" and Ryan calls him a "mowling" child. We also discuss why Ryan doesn't want to be a robot and why he's calling his dad a "a wolf." And, of course, there's a new segment called "Haircut Day." where Ryan talks about the haircut helmet he bought in Japan and how he thinks it's gonna make his hair look good. Thanks to our sponsor, Caff and Ryan's father, Ryan's Dad, Arakawa Katsu, who's a robot! . We hope you enjoy this episode, and if you like it, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and tell us what you think of it! Subscribe, rate, and tell a friend about it. or tell us if you think it's good or bad, and we'll hear about it in the comments! or not so good or not good! We'll be looking out loud and loud! XOXOXO, we'll talk about it on the next week! -Gavin McInnes, Gav & Ryan, Gave it out in the next episode of Get Off My Lawn with Gavin's Lawn, GAVY, and Gav's Lawns, Gorms, and more! Thank you, Gavin, GRAVY, G-O-OJY, P.E. -A.A. (A.M. ( ) -PODCASTING, G.O. -R.S. G-E-A.K. (S. (Fae, R.Y. (GAVY) ) -JOSEPH (R. M. (M.I. (P.A.) )

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:42.000 That's the cool wee band Fae New Orleans by the way. 0.92
00:00:45.000 Special interest.
00:00:47.000 And that's called Street Pulse Beat.
00:00:50.000 And a new album out.
00:00:53.000 Really weird band, but really good.
00:00:55.000 I guess you'd call them bunk. 1.00
00:00:58.000 Look at my fucking hair. 1.00
00:00:59.000 If I don't spend, if I don't have a shower and spend like an hour fixing it up, then it's a huge fucking mess. 1.00
00:01:09.000 I think I've had enough of this shit. 0.99
00:01:11.000 I thought I would be wild man forest guy. 1.00
00:01:15.000 I don't like the butt shake.
00:01:40.000 I mean, look at him, he's pimpin'.
00:01:42.000 He's pimpin'.
00:01:44.000 Where's the haircut helmet you were talking about yesterday?
00:01:47.000 Oh yeah, I brought it up.
00:01:48.000 I think it's right here.
00:01:52.000 So you put this on, and it trims you right up.
00:01:56.000 I named it the Haircatron.
00:01:58.000 I've seen this before.
00:01:59.000 It has vacuums and then the vacuums have little scissors in it.
00:02:02.000 Yeah, and you have to dump it out later.
00:02:04.000 If this pulls my hair, I hate... two of my least favorite things are having my hair pulled and any kind of electrical shock.
00:02:11.000 You could beat me up for an hour. 0.83
00:02:12.000 But if this starts pulling my hair, I'm going to pull your hair. 0.99
00:02:17.000 It is a disaster!
00:02:19.000 No, it shouldn't do that.
00:02:20.000 This is the third generation.
00:02:23.000 So they fixed a lot of the bugs.
00:02:27.000 Okay.
00:02:30.000 So, Ryan Rivera claims that this stupid thing he got in Japan, which looks tiny for my big head, and my head's not that big, will cut my hair, and you should zoom in so people can see it operate. 0.96
00:02:46.000 This will cut my hair and my beard and groom me in a matter of seconds. 0.95
00:02:51.000 Surely there has to be touch-ups after that where you have to fix parts.
00:02:56.000 No.
00:02:56.000 What are you doing?
00:02:57.000 Zooming you.
00:02:58.000 No, no.
00:02:58.000 Zoom with manual zoom.
00:03:01.000 So it's sharp.
00:03:02.000 All right.
00:03:09.000 You ready?
00:03:16.000 I can feel it on the beard.
00:03:17.000 Do I have to do this?
00:03:25.000 By the way, notice how non-wrinkly my eyes are.
00:03:29.000 Unless you stuff up in it.
00:03:34.000 Hey, you're not doing a very good job here, Ryan.
00:03:36.000 I don't want to move this because it's getting it back in place.
00:03:40.000 What do I do here?
00:03:44.000 Okay, so I switch it on at the back.
00:03:47.000 Oh, you hear that?
00:03:49.000 There's the wind.
00:03:51.000 Whoa! 0.71
00:03:54.000 It feels like little spiders. 1.00
00:03:57.000 Holy shit! 0.99
00:03:59.000 Oh my god, this is the weirdest feeling I've ever experienced. 0.99
00:04:02.000 Okay, zoom out.
00:04:03.000 Zoom out.
00:04:03.000 Ow!
00:04:04.000 Ow! 1.00
00:04:04.000 Ow! 1.00
00:04:05.000 Ow! 1.00
00:04:05.000 It's ripping my fucking hair out! 1.00
00:04:06.000 Ow! 1.00
00:04:07.000 Ow! 1.00
00:04:09.000 You alright, dude?
00:04:10.000 Ow! 1.00
00:04:11.000 Jesus!
00:04:13.000 Ow! 1.00
00:04:13.000 Fuck! 1.00
00:04:14.000 Hold on one second. 1.00
00:04:15.000 Let me get the camera out of here. 0.91
00:04:18.000 No, no, no, that's really bad.
00:04:20.000 My hair is still tangled in the fans.
00:04:22.000 I don't know if you're supposed to take it off yet.
00:04:26.000 I'm scared I'm going to rip my hair out.
00:04:27.000 I think my hair is tangled in the fans like a washcloth in a garbage disposal.
00:04:32.000 Ah, ah, ah.
00:04:36.000 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 1.00
00:04:40.000 Ow, ow, ow, ow, I, I, I, ow, I, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
00:04:48.000 Wow.
00:04:49.000 Whoa! 0.71
00:04:50.000 It works.
00:04:52.000 Whoa! 0.71
00:04:54.000 What is this with the line?
00:04:56.000 It does, well, it's a setting.
00:04:58.000 Well, why did you set it to that?
00:04:59.000 That looks absurd.
00:05:00.000 You set it to modern.
00:05:01.000 That's like German mall goth.
00:05:03.000 There was modern... Dude, that line is insane. 0.99
00:05:06.000 You look like a Mexican gangbanger. 1.00
00:05:08.000 Yeah, that's not a good look. 0.97
00:05:10.000 There was three settings I didn't know.
00:05:12.000 Otherwise...
00:05:14.000 I don't really hate it.
00:05:15.000 I thought there'd be bald patches.
00:05:17.000 No, it does the beard, does the... It does everything!
00:05:20.000 How long was that?
00:05:22.000 Like, seconds.
00:05:24.000 15 seconds, maybe?
00:05:25.000 You gotta hand it to Japan! 1.00
00:05:28.000 Pretty cool.
00:05:28.000 Yeah, so good!
00:05:30.000 Pretty cool!
00:05:32.000 Nothing wrong with that!
00:05:33.000 That's gonna take over, you don't have to wait in a barber chair! 0.97
00:05:36.000 Man, I look gorgeous, by the way.
00:05:42.000 There's nothing wrong with that.
00:05:43.000 Nothing wrong with being gorgeous.
00:05:45.000 That's gonna put my dad out of business, that thing. 0.95
00:05:47.000 Yeah.
00:05:48.000 Your dad's gonna be pissed.
00:05:49.000 I mean, I thought he was the only haircutting Japanese robot on the market.
00:05:56.000 Let me explain Ryan's joke.
00:05:58.000 Ryan's biological father, Katsu, has no feelings.
00:06:02.000 So that's why he's calling him a robot.
00:06:03.000 He was able to abandon his child.
00:06:06.000 Correct.
00:06:06.000 Leave him to the wolves.
00:06:08.000 A.K.A. 0.98
00:06:09.000 Puerto Ricans.
00:06:10.000 I'm like Mowgli.
00:06:12.000 And, uh, he was raised by Puerto Ricans.
00:06:14.000 That's right.
00:06:15.000 Like a wolf boy.
00:06:16.000 What do you guys eat? 1.00
00:06:18.000 Just beans and rice and shit. 1.00
00:06:20.000 Beans and rice. 1.00
00:06:21.000 Is there even such a thing as a Puerto Rican restaurant? 1.00
00:06:23.000 Oh, dude, we, no, we, there's good shit. 0.99
00:06:25.000 There's, uh, like fried yuca. 0.99
00:06:28.000 There's, um, um, mofongo is Dominican.
00:06:31.000 Funche.
00:06:33.000 Bianda, Bacalao Frito.
00:06:36.000 What's Bacalao Frito?
00:06:38.000 It's fried pound fish.
00:06:39.000 Deep fried?
00:06:40.000 Oh, it's so good.
00:06:41.000 Oh, it's so good.
00:06:42.000 Oh, it's so good.
00:06:43.000 Oh, God, it's so good.
00:06:46.000 Oh, my God, it's good.
00:06:48.000 Bacalao Frito.
00:06:49.000 A bucket of Fritos.
00:06:52.000 A bucket of Fritos.
00:06:54.000 I know Gary likes a big bucket of Fritos.
00:06:57.000 Yeah.
00:06:58.000 Are there Puerto Rican restaurants?
00:07:00.000 Yep.
00:07:00.000 Sure are.
00:07:01.000 Name one.
00:07:02.000 Well, what's the top Puerto Rican restaurant in New York City?
00:07:05.000 There's Mina's.
00:07:06.000 Mina's is pretty good.
00:07:07.000 Oh, Pernil is pork, but it's a type of pork with their sofrito, which is a bunch of spices. 0.96
00:07:14.000 Sofrito, so fucking what more like? 0.96
00:07:16.000 Hey, very nice. 0.98
00:07:20.000 Not that there's a ton of English restaurants, Scottish restaurants, although McDonald's is a successful chain, or Canadian restaurants.
00:07:31.000 Well, there is Mile End, the Montreal restaurant that serves Montreal bagels and poutine.
00:07:37.000 So what's that?
00:07:37.000 They got food down.
00:07:38.000 That looks fucking gross, dude. 0.99
00:07:40.000 Yeah, right. 1.00
00:07:40.000 Bunch of rice and beans and then it's like a cow's dick. 1.00
00:07:45.000 There's no cow's dick. 1.00
00:07:46.000 That's just like random pieces of butcher meat that no one else wants. 0.99
00:07:50.000 And plantains?
00:07:51.000 They love plantains.
00:07:52.000 Who fries a banana?
00:07:53.000 Gross.
00:07:55.000 This looks like a... Look at that! 0.96
00:07:56.000 Look at that pile of food!
00:07:57.000 It's a little salad.
00:07:58.000 No it's not.
00:07:59.000 It's a pile of food. 0.99
00:08:01.000 All food sucks outside of the West. 0.99
00:08:04.000 And I'm not... Puerto Rican's not Western. 0.99
00:08:06.000 Sorry folks.
00:08:07.000 Pasteles?
00:08:08.000 It's like Israel and the Middle East. 1.00
00:08:11.000 Oh, wait till you try the food.
00:08:12.000 I don't know why I'm being Mexican for that.
00:08:14.000 Oh, you have to try the food in Israel.
00:08:16.000 It's so good.
00:08:17.000 Have you tried the red thing?
00:08:19.000 Yeah, it's cut up tomatoes.
00:08:21.000 Why everyone calls it the red thing or the red sauce? 0.99
00:08:24.000 And then you just dip your shit into it with your pita bread. 0.99
00:08:27.000 It's exactly like you woke up at four in the morning and you're having leftovers. 1.00
00:08:31.000 And then I look at everyone else's food and it's fucking broth. 0.99
00:08:36.000 Or Mexican food. 1.00
00:08:38.000 Oh, you don't like illegal aliens, huh? 0.82
00:08:41.000 Okay, say goodbye to tacos.
00:08:43.000 Bye, tacos.
00:08:45.000 Nice meeting you. 0.99
00:08:45.000 You're a, you know, ever heard of someone called half a fag? 0.99
00:08:49.000 It's half a sandwich. 0.99
00:08:51.000 And you eat it, you're eating it's falling everywhere. 1.00
00:08:55.000 Look at this pile of shit. 1.00
00:08:56.000 Someone put some dead pig in a banana and came on it. 1.00
00:08:59.000 It's dope. 1.00
00:09:00.000 I don't want that with some fucking miscarriage on the top. 1.00
00:09:03.000 An octopus miscarriage. 1.00
00:09:05.000 No, thanks.
00:09:06.000 It's good.
00:09:07.000 No, it's not. 0.99
00:09:07.000 It's a fucking jizz pork banana. 0.99
00:09:12.000 Not interested. 1.00
00:09:13.000 I don't even know how to eat that.
00:09:15.000 I guess I just have to match it up in a blender and drink it?
00:09:17.000 What's this pile of food?
00:09:19.000 How'd you know the name of it though? 0.99
00:09:20.000 It's a pile of egg, pile of potatoes, and then some shit on some stuff. 0.98
00:09:27.000 A cheeseburger, you could hand someone, if they're running the New York Marathon, you could go, hey I know you're kind of hungry, try this! 0.99
00:09:32.000 And be like, thanks dude!
00:09:34.000 Have like four good bites, throw it away. 1.00
00:09:37.000 Try handing a marathon runner a taco or this bullshit. 1.00
00:09:41.000 What is this? 1.00
00:09:42.000 Fucking weird dumb potato bun with shavings of bullshit and again, more come. 1.00
00:09:49.000 Nobody wants that. 1.00
00:09:51.000 It does kind of look like Star Wars food.
00:09:52.000 Hey, world!
00:09:54.000 No one likes your food.
00:09:55.000 Oh, come on, man.
00:09:56.000 Chinese food?
00:09:56.000 Eh.
00:09:58.000 Chinese food that you and I eat is heavily Americanized Chinese food.
00:10:04.000 Go to China if you want to eat Chinese food, and I hope you love millipedes! 1.00
00:10:09.000 I hope you love a turtle sitting in hot water with nothing else to it.
00:10:13.000 It's not broken up and deep fried.
00:10:15.000 It's just a hot turtle.
00:10:17.000 A dead hot turtle.
00:10:19.000 Want a dead hot turtle in dead hot turtle water? 0.72
00:10:21.000 Go to China. 1.00
00:10:23.000 Want fucking live baby mice. 1.00
00:10:26.000 You know what they call it? 1.00
00:10:28.000 Two squeaks. 0.95
00:10:29.000 One squeak as I pick it up with my chopsticks, which are retarded. 1.00
00:10:33.000 Your cutlery is two pens? 1.00
00:10:36.000 That's pathetic. 1.00
00:10:37.000 You know what my cutlery is? 0.99
00:10:38.000 Oh my god, I have a spoon for scooping up stuff, I have a fork for poking stuff, and I have a knife for cutting stuff.
00:10:44.000 Perfect combo.
00:10:46.000 I don't even use a spoon, I'm not a soup guy.
00:10:48.000 So I just need two.
00:10:49.000 You have sticks? 1.00
00:10:50.000 Are you a fucking caveman? 1.00
00:10:52.000 Look at that, you stick your sticks into a fucking grasshopper. 1.00
00:10:56.000 What are you, an abbo? 1.00
00:11:06.000 Sticks?
00:11:08.000 When did we graduate from sticks?
00:11:11.000 I'm gonna be generous and say a thousand years ago.
00:11:15.000 No, play them playing their sticks.
00:11:17.000 This is an aboriginal musical instrument.
00:11:19.000 And it's not that different from chopsticks.
00:11:21.000 And meanwhile, China's 40,000 years old.
00:11:23.000 You've had 40,000 years to beat me. 0.99
00:11:26.000 And I fucking creamed you with my super fork. 1.00
00:11:31.000 Look, she sneezes. 1.00
00:11:35.000 He laughs, thinking she's laughing.
00:11:36.000 Then she laughs, because he laughed.
00:11:38.000 They're drunk.
00:11:41.000 That's not an instrument.
00:11:43.000 That's barely two sticks. 1.00
00:11:45.000 Even within the stick community, those are shit. 1.00
00:11:50.000 It's not a song. 1.00
00:11:52.000 You're mumbling.
00:11:53.000 You know how they cook their food?
00:11:55.000 They like to do this.
00:11:55.000 It's a traditional way, the Aboriginal, Australian Aboriginal way to cook food.
00:12:00.000 You take, um, oh, we should probably print out our sponsors at some point.
00:12:03.000 I've been on this xenophobic rant now for 15 minutes.
00:12:07.000 They smoke out iguanas or lizards or whatever is down there by lighting a brush fire.
00:12:13.000 The lizards come out and then they get into an elaborate process called throwing the lizard in a fire.
00:12:21.000 That's it.
00:12:22.000 Not even a spit roast.
00:12:24.000 Just throw the lizard in the fire. 0.99
00:12:27.000 So yes, the lizard burns to death, burns alive.
00:12:30.000 Its outer skin is
00:12:34.000 Charred.
00:12:35.000 And then I guess the inner skin isn't too bad if you get it out in time. 1.00
00:12:39.000 But like, that's cave shit. 0.99
00:12:41.000 Sorry. 0.99
00:12:43.000 And again, I'm shitting on everyone equally. 0.99
00:12:45.000 If you think this is racist, I would like to emphasize how disgusting 0.99
00:12:50.000 All of Eastern Europe is. 1.00
00:12:52.000 Fucking, uh, Romania. 1.00
00:12:56.000 Home of the gypsies. 1.00
00:12:57.000 Oh my god, Romania, what a fucking hellhole. 1.00
00:13:00.000 Homeless people with tumors, dancing and laughing on the street as they slip at each other's vomit. 1.00
00:13:06.000 I don't even think there's such a thing as Romanian food, is there?
00:13:09.000 There's gypsy food.
00:13:11.000 Yeah, gypsy food.
00:13:12.000 Goulash.
00:13:12.000 Whatever I stole off the back of a truck.
00:13:15.000 Goulash.
00:13:18.000 Looks like whoever ordered that got gypped.
00:13:21.000 What is gypsy food?
00:13:22.000 That's just like, it's just a bunch of other food stolen from other people.
00:13:27.000 Look up Romanian cuisine.
00:13:29.000 I bet it's nothing.
00:13:31.000 I bet it's just an empty plate with some snow on it.
00:13:37.000 They always look the same, don't they?
00:13:40.000 Oh, some broth.
00:13:41.000 You know, in Scotland, where I'm from, we were so impoverished and we had such little arable land that we'd literally have a pot 0.97
00:13:50.000 In our fucking mud hut and you just throw in like a goat eye and some bread or what? 0.98
00:13:55.000 No, bread. 1.00
00:13:56.000 If you wish.
00:13:57.000 You just throw garbage in there and it would just be bubbling and when you're hungry you just grab a spoon and eat out of the pile of garbage.
00:14:05.000 So, can you fix the monitor?
00:14:07.000 So, you could have a goateye, ostensibly, you could have a goateye pop into your mouth that was 40 years old.
00:14:15.000 And I heard of some pathetic Southeast Asian countries that had the same thing and they have some restaurant that's still going and it's had the same broth for something like 40, 50 years. 1.00
00:14:28.000 So that crazy, disgusting scenario I just brought up in Scotland also happens in Southeast Asia, which is unforgivable over there because they couldn't possibly have more arable land than Southeast Asia. 0.86
00:14:38.000 Jesus Christ. 0.99
00:14:39.000 I bet if you took a shit in Cambodia and came back the next day, there'd be a bamboo tree there saying thanks. 1.00
00:14:47.000 This scary pot of soup has been cooking for 45 years. 1.00
00:14:50.000 Call me old-fashioned, that's fucking gross. 0.99
00:14:55.000 So this is why I'm a Western chauvinist. 0.99
00:14:57.000 The West is the best.
00:14:59.000 It's not racist, because there's plenty... Hey other countries, you literally make me dry heave. 1.00
00:15:10.000 Welcome to stupidest name in the world. 1.00
00:15:12.000 Stop, stop, stop. 1.00
00:15:13.000 Let's go back.
00:15:15.000 What if you ever get your New York taxi license?
00:15:17.000 How am I going to fit that on your ID?
00:15:19.000 Your first name is Natapong, which is basically the Mike of Cambodia.
00:15:26.000 And your second name is Kawinutawong.
00:15:31.000 Natapong Kawinutawong. 0.99
00:15:34.000 That's a shitty name. 0.97
00:15:36.000 Not a punk how we knew them. 1.00
00:15:37.000 I met a guy in Egypt, from Egypt I should say, who told me that they do this thing that idiots here in America are just trying out now with hyphenated names. 0.98
00:15:46.000 So Gavin McInnes marries Ryan Rivera, his kids are Julie McInnes Rivera. 0.99
00:15:53.000 Well that's pretty dumb but okay. 0.68
00:15:55.000 I guess we won't give her a middle name. 0.98
00:15:57.000 Then she gets married to a guy who has a hyphenated name.
00:16:01.000 Now that kid has four names. 1.00
00:16:03.000 Well, now you're just listing off names of your fucking parents when we meet, which is gay. 1.00
00:16:11.000 But in Egypt, that's what they do. 0.99
00:16:13.000 And so you'll have an ID form, like you'll be filling out an application, and the name will go across the top, down the side of the paper, because you have 140 last names. 0.96
00:16:24.000 Everywhere else sucks. 0.98
00:16:29.000 Europe, parts of South America, not Central America, it sucks. 1.00
00:16:34.000 North America, obviously Britain, Australia.
00:16:39.000 And then there's some scatterings of Africa, like where's the place where they still speak Aramaic or whatever Jesus' language is, is that Armenia or Albania or something?
00:16:50.000 They're included.
00:16:51.000 I would actually, I'm starting to think Japan.
00:16:54.000 The Paragon of the East is more Western than many Western countries.
00:16:58.000 We may just have to include Japan in the West.
00:17:02.000 Hitler did. 0.95
00:17:03.000 Hitler sure did. 0.98
00:17:04.000 Maybe not.
00:17:04.000 He did.
00:17:05.000 He was like, they're Aryans.
00:17:06.000 Well, if you do what Hitler does, then you're a Nazi. 0.80
00:17:10.000 Yeah. 0.96
00:17:11.000 I can't believe toilet paper.
00:17:12.000 How have we forgiven Japan? 0.99
00:17:14.000 I don't get it.
00:17:15.000 And Germany. 0.99
00:17:17.000 Because it was fucking half a century ago. 0.99
00:17:20.000 What do you want us to do? 0.99
00:17:21.000 We haven't forgiven slavery.
00:17:22.000 We had war tribunals. 0.97
00:17:23.000 We had them all killed.
00:17:25.000 We didn't forgive slavery and that happened longer than that ago.
00:17:29.000 Yeah, good point.
00:17:30.000 It's weird.
00:17:30.000 It was 400 years ago.
00:17:31.000 You know what I saw in the paper today?
00:17:33.000 By the way, you know who we're really pissed at right now, speaking of slavery?
00:17:36.000 Who dat? 1.00
00:17:37.000 You ready for the biggest dick ever? 1.00
00:17:39.000 Who's super antiquated? 1.00
00:17:42.000 Oh my god, is there anyone more out of touch than William Shakespeare?
00:17:50.000 I'm not joking.
00:17:52.000 I didn't see that coming.
00:17:54.000 An increasing number of woke teachers, and thank God woke has finally become an insult, are refusing to include the Bard in their curricula claiming his classic works promote misogyny, racism, homophobia, they promote it, classism, anti-semitism, and well they write misogynoir.
00:18:14.000 Misogynoir?
00:18:15.000 Is that a typo?
00:18:18.000 Type in misogynoir.
00:18:20.000 So it's M-I-S-O-G-Y-N-O-I-R. 1.00
00:18:23.000 Misogynoir.
00:18:24.000 That's like misogyny, but it's like a fancy art film.
00:18:28.000 Wait, what is misogynoir?
00:18:30.000 Is that like black and white misogyny? 0.97
00:18:31.000 The specific hatred, dislike, distrust, and prejudice toward black women. 1.00
00:18:35.000 I fucking knew it! 1.00
00:18:36.000 I've never heard this before. 0.99
00:18:37.000 Me neither.
00:18:38.000 So is it, are you a misogynoirist if you make fun of Tessica for putting Gorilla Glue in her hair?
00:18:43.000 Of course.
00:18:44.000 Misogynoir.
00:18:46.000 Misogynoir.
00:18:48.000 That sounds faint.
00:18:48.000 Misogynoir!
00:18:49.000 Misogynoir! 0.82
00:18:51.000 Sounds like somebody who likes opera a lot.
00:18:52.000 I'm a misogynoir myself when it comes to opera.
00:18:54.000 I'm a misogynoir. 1.00
00:18:57.000 What a fucking retarded word. 1.00
00:18:59.000 Don't make bad stuff sound cute. 1.00
00:19:00.000 Boy, we learned a lot of stuff on this show live on the air.
00:19:02.000 Speaking of live on the air, today's book is Unmasked by Andy Ngo.
00:19:09.000 It's a great book, but
00:19:15.000 I have a problem with these kind of books when they're so on the nose.
00:19:19.000 Like I want every liberal in America to read this.
00:19:22.000 I want everyone, all these boomer angry woman liberals to read it. 0.98
00:19:26.000 I'm reading it and I'm like, yeah, I know.
00:19:27.000 Uh-huh.
00:19:28.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:19:29.000 No, I remember that.
00:19:30.000 Yeah, I know that happened, Dave, Andy.
00:19:33.000 And I also can remember the quotes. 1.00
00:19:36.000 So here's an incredibly petty thing, and I don't want to, I don't want to shit on such a fantastic book with such a petty observation, but on page six, and Tucker was just making fun of Jill Biden's dissertation, and it is a fucking shit show. 0.99
00:19:52.000 She says things like, if you're in a classroom in America, 0.99
00:19:57.000 Half the class will be Hispanic, a quarter will be black, a quarter will be white, and then there will be another quarter, and she starts listing like seven quarters of people.
00:20:07.000 She also talks about in her dissertation that maybe we have to get to the point where we have an eight-week study week, where I guess we cram eight weeks into one week.
00:20:15.000 So if we're gonna make fun of people for typos, this typo drove me bananas.
00:20:20.000 And again, it's a petty thing to say about a good book, a great book, a very important book, that I would love it if this was taught in schools.
00:20:29.000 I'd love it if everyone in America could read it.
00:20:30.000 It's not radical at all.
00:20:31.000 It's very benign.
00:20:33.000 This wouldn't be unusual to be read in a classroom. 1.00
00:20:35.000 It's not like, these motherfuckers are burning down the country. 1.00
00:20:39.000 I hope they all die. 1.00
00:20:40.000 I'd love to stab them in their cunt and or balls. 1.00
00:20:42.000 It's not like that. 1.00
00:20:43.000 It's just like, and then Uedjiwi, you know his weird gay Vietnamese voice? 0.99
00:20:47.000 Allegedly they were mad at people for challenging them, even though they had been challenging people for a very long time.
00:20:54.000 So it's very, I find it to be very centrist actually.
00:20:59.000 But anyway, here's a line.
00:21:01.000 House Judiciary Committee Chairman Gerald Nadler, he doesn't even say Jerry Nadler, that's how sort of politically correct he is, called the movement imagery during a congressional debate. 0.93
00:21:15.000 Now Ryan, you're too dumb to know anything in the world, but Jerry Nadler never called Antifa imagery. 0.87
00:21:22.000 He called them imaginary. 1.00
00:21:25.000 Oh.
00:21:26.000 And he reiterated that on the street with Fleckas, which is how I remember it, where he said it's a figment of our imagination or something. 0.97
00:21:34.000 So that fucking pissed me off. 0.97
00:21:36.000 I even looked at the publisher. 0.98
00:21:38.000 To see if it was some like, you know, homemade thing because no one would want to print it because there's so much controversy about this book.
00:21:45.000 But I think it made to the number three New York Times bestseller list.
00:21:49.000 Imaginary, Andy.
00:21:50.000 Imaginary.
00:21:51.000 No one says Antifa's imagery. 1.00
00:21:53.000 You fucker. 1.00
00:21:56.000 Yeah, there it is. 1.00
00:21:57.000 That's a myth.
00:21:58.000 So he called it imaginary.
00:22:00.000 Look at his body, by the way.
00:22:01.000 What is that?
00:22:05.000 If you made a puppet of that in puppet school, you'd fail. 0.99
00:22:12.000 Your marionette prof would dump you. 0.97
00:22:14.000 Look at him. 0.98
00:22:14.000 Doodly-boop-ba-doop-ba-dup. 0.98
00:22:17.000 Ba-doodly-dump. 1.00
00:22:18.000 Imagine him nude. 1.00
00:22:19.000 Who fucks him? 1.00
00:22:20.000 Does anyone fuck him? 1.00
00:22:23.000 Politics is Hollywood for ugly people. 1.00
00:22:26.000 Jerry Nadler's waddling proof. 1.00
00:22:28.000 Gravity's fucking him in this video. 0.99
00:22:31.000 It's like someone dared him. 1.00
00:22:33.000 Bet you can't get fucked in the ass and walk at the same time. 1.00
00:22:36.000 Oh yeah? 1.00
00:22:37.000 Me not doing that is imagery.
00:22:40.000 He also says whom a lot, which is a pet peeve of mine. 0.98
00:22:43.000 But anyway, I edited a magazine for many years, so I'm very finicky about stupid mistakes. 0.98
00:22:48.000 Don't let that influence you. 1.00
00:22:49.000 Oh my god, that woman deserves a fucking Nobel dick prize in cock sucking. 1.00
00:22:54.000 That poor both of them. 1.00
00:22:58.000 You wanna go up to them and go, who fucks you guys? 0.99
00:23:01.000 And they go, we do. 0.99
00:23:02.000 And you go, wow.
00:23:05.000 Why? 1.00
00:23:06.000 Why do you guys fuck? 1.00
00:23:11.000 Wouldn't you both rather just get prostitutes? 1.00
00:23:13.000 I'll pay for it. 0.99
00:23:14.000 But yeah, it's a good sort of A to Z on how Antifa is not just an idea.
00:23:22.000 It blows up myths like they don't have a death toll.
00:23:24.000 Yes, they absolutely do.
00:23:27.000 And it explains their grand plan, which is to destroy America. 0.65
00:23:32.000 No borders, no wall, no USA at all. 0.94
00:23:34.000 And I love this new 0.81
00:23:36.000 Assertion from Paul Joseph Watson, where he calls them the lumpen bourgeoisie, which is not included in this, and says that they're not the lumpen proletariat as they purport to be, but they're the lumpen bourgeoisie in that their parents are boomers, they come from a meritocracy, where you're rich because you busted your ass, you had a great education because the greatest generation created your education, but these kids are 250k in debt, a quarter mil in debt from NYU, 0.97
00:24:02.000 Lump and bourgeoisie. 0.98
00:24:04.000 Lump and bourgeoisie. 0.99
00:24:05.000 Misogynoir. 0.99
00:24:28.000 By the way, are there even black women in? 1.00
00:24:30.000 I forgot to mention this.
00:24:32.000 We all know when Shakespeare's from, right?
00:24:34.000 Same time as slavery. 0.60
00:24:35.000 The 1600s.
00:24:35.000 400 years ago, this guy was old-fashioned.
00:24:42.000 Dude, if you rode to work today in a spaceship, and you were wearing all Lycra, and your name is X13428, and for lunch you injected a UV into your arm, you are going to be known as painfully old-fashioned in 400 fucking years. 0.97
00:25:01.000 Jesus H. Half a millennia? 0.98
00:25:05.000 They say he was bi.
00:25:06.000 Oh good, that might save his career. 0.99
00:25:08.000 The other funny thing about this too is if you told Shakespeare, hey man, people in 400 years are gonna think you're old-fashioned, he'd go like, I don't give a fuck. 0.99
00:25:18.000 I'm trying to pay my bills. 0.98
00:25:19.000 He was basically a soap opera writer at the time.
00:25:22.000 That's their only entertainment.
00:25:23.000 So he was just churning out the plays, and he was happy that they were popular.
00:25:28.000 Maybe because there was nothing else going on.
00:25:30.000 And then he probably thought, if people still knew about my plays in 50 years, I'd come in my pants.
00:25:36.000 Come on, man.
00:25:37.000 But 400 years?
00:25:39.000 I won't even... my bones will be ash.
00:25:43.000 I got my ashes today, by the way.
00:25:46.000 I saw a kid in the lineup, like a three year old.
00:25:49.000 And the whole purpose of your ashes is you came from ash and you're going back to ash.
00:25:53.000 And I was like, don't, please don't give your kid ashes.
00:25:56.000 He's only not been ash for like four years. 1.00
00:26:00.000 He was dust in your balls. 1.00
00:26:02.000 All we are is dust in the balls. 1.00
00:26:05.000 All we are is dust in the balls. 1.00
00:26:08.000 Dust in the balls. 0.99
00:26:11.000 Uh, three or four years ago. 1.00
00:26:14.000 We let him get to this age, before we remind him that you're gonna fucking die. 0.99
00:26:19.000 That was another part I didn't really like about it. 1.00
00:26:22.000 Hey, just a reminder, you're gonna be fucking ashes. 0.99
00:26:26.000 Yeah, yeah, I know. 1.00
00:26:27.000 Can we not dwell on that?
00:26:30.000 He's like, you could change your diet, but otherwise, we're gonna make a really dark one. 0.99
00:26:34.000 There was some people, some churches were using a Q-tip.
00:26:38.000 Oh man. 1.00
00:26:39.000 My buddy's church, they sprinkle the shit in your hair. 1.00
00:26:43.000 What? 1.00
00:26:44.000 And then our guy had the thumb and the rub and then he would he would right wipe a like a disinfectant towel thing and then do another one.
00:26:55.000 I'm going to spread COVID from my ashy forehead to your ashy forehead.
00:27:00.000 Isn't ash like carbon?
00:27:01.000 It's a great absorbent.
00:27:02.000 It's not really known for transmitting disease.
00:27:06.000 God, you should have seen the old lady lighting the candles too. 1.00
00:27:09.000 Her legs, her legs, her hands were rocks, right?
00:27:12.000 Until she got up to light the candle and she had like one of these Bic extension things and she was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1.00
00:27:19.000 And it was so... I guess it was like Parkinson's.
00:27:22.000 And we're all watching like... And then she gives up on the Bic and she lights a match. 0.90
00:27:28.000 And it was just like... It was like naked and afraid in a hailstorm.
00:27:33.000 Just... And then she kept trying to get it on the candle and... 0.95
00:27:39.000 She was about to burn her fingers.
00:27:40.000 She said, blow it out. 0.90
00:27:41.000 So I go, okay.
00:27:42.000 So you have like Billy Connolly level Parkinson's.
00:27:45.000 And then I, I see her walking and I'm watching her hands like a hawk and they're just like dead rock mittens.
00:27:51.000 So why is it when you go to light, you start freaking out?
00:27:53.000 And then I told Maddie this and he goes, why don't you go help her?
00:27:56.000 It's like, it's not really.
00:28:00.000 Like, it's not like she was at the back.
00:28:02.000 She was at the very front by the steps with all the Jesus and everything.
00:28:06.000 I'm gonna get up and walk up two, like, white ivory steps and go, you need a hand with that?
00:28:10.000 Yeah, no, no, you can't do that.
00:28:11.000 It's not really that, no. 0.98
00:28:12.000 That's like getting on stage and helping a fucking... 0.98
00:28:16.000 Helping, um... Who was it who fell off the stage and really fucked himself up? 0.99
00:28:21.000 Oh, the Foo Fighters guy, Dave Grohl.
00:28:23.000 Alright, so we're supposed to get this in within the first five minutes.
00:28:27.000 We managed to get it in within the first 30 minutes while we're ending the free portion of the show.
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