Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #87

00:00:39.000 To be with you fucking hell, that was a quick one by the hoo.

00:00:53.000 Ah, bloody hell.

00:00:56.000 I can't print my notes.

00:00:58.000 We're out of black ink.

00:01:00.000 Did you try it in red?

00:01:02.000 Have you got the black cartridge in there?

00:01:04.000 I do.

00:01:05.000 The used one?

00:01:06.000 Yeah.

00:01:07.000 That's a fucking pisser.

00:01:09.000 I don't like that.

00:01:09.000 I don't like how it just ends instantly.

00:01:12.000 It should give you like a week of grey, you know?

00:01:16.000 True.

00:01:17.000 It's like black, black, black, black, black, then shit, and then nothing.

00:01:22.000 That's fucking bollocks.

00:01:26.000 Tiger Woods, a professional golfer who's no longer very popular, was in a car accident.

00:01:35.000 Could I possibly care less?

00:01:40.000 If his head came off in this car accident, I would be interested in a physics sense.

00:01:47.000 I think that's happened to James Dean.

00:01:49.000 That's what happened to James Dean.

00:01:51.000 But like Tiger Woods, why the fuck is this everywhere in the news?

00:01:54.000 Who cares?

00:01:57.000 And the worst part is he's fine.

00:02:00.000 Okay, a pro golfer fell.

00:02:03.000 His machine broke and it spun around.

00:02:09.000 Like, I guess we're supposed to care when LeBron James died of being scared of traffic jams when he took a helicopter.

00:02:17.000 Kobe Bryant.

00:02:18.000 Kobe Bryant.

00:02:20.000 This is, you know, my favorite meme, I think, is that nerdy kid who goes, you know what?

00:02:25.000 I'm just going to say it.

00:02:26.000 I don't care that you broke your elbow.

00:02:29.000 I'm just going to say it.

00:02:30.000 I don't care that Tiger Woods crashed his car.

00:02:33.000 But why would anyone care?

00:02:35.000 It's like when my wife cried her eyes out because Prince died.

00:02:40.000 I'm about to say it.

00:02:43.000 I don't care that you broke your elbow.

00:02:47.000 Ow, ow, ow.

00:02:48.000 Somebody just starts.

00:02:52.000 The poof is kind of the best part of the meme.

00:02:56.000 Broke your elbow.

00:02:58.000 Ow, ow, ow.

00:03:01.000 So my ribs are re-broken.

00:03:03.000 You know what?

00:03:05.000 I had crack ribs 10 weeks ago because I spoke out a turn in class, basically.

00:03:11.000 I was fighting sug and I'm sick of being the fucking cupcake mayor of Cupcakeville at that fucking gym.

00:03:19.000 And it's not because I'm a pussy, by the way.

00:03:20.000 It's because these guys have all been doing it for 25 years.

00:03:23.000 I'm in a slum in a dirty boxing gym.

00:03:26.000 So I'm the only bourgeoisie there.

00:03:29.000 Everyone else was like in Vietnam.

00:03:33.000 And they were in the mob, literally.

00:03:35.000 And they were cops and stuff.

00:03:37.000 So yes, I'm the second worst boxer in that entire gym.

00:03:41.000 But that's a reflection on the gym, not my pussiness.

00:03:45.000 Anyway, I just got sick of it.

00:03:47.000 And they were kind of like letting me hit them.

00:03:50.000 And in the third round, 10 weeks ago, I just went, yeah.

00:03:54.000 And I just started fucking nailing them and punching him as hard as I could.

00:03:58.000 So then he goes, oh, shit, these are real punches.

00:04:01.000 Okay, you want to play with the big boys?

00:04:03.000 And then he started pounding my ass.

00:04:06.000 And he cracked my ribs, which is fine.

00:04:07.000 That's what you sign up for.

00:04:09.000 And they repaired.

00:04:10.000 And I remember like sleeping over the past 10 weeks, there's certain positions you can't do.

00:04:15.000 And then you feel them healing.

00:04:19.000 And they had healed.

00:04:21.000 And I slept.

00:04:22.000 I think last night I was like, hello, boys.

00:04:25.000 I'm sleeping anyway.

00:04:26.000 I want two girls.

00:04:29.000 And then today I was doing burpees and I felt like a pup.

00:04:36.000 And I'm fucking back to square one.

00:04:41.000 If someone said, Gavin, you can either get in and out of your car or get raped by your dad, I would go.

00:04:53.000 I'll get in and out of my car.

00:04:54.000 It would take that long.

00:04:56.000 You use the car more than your butthole.

00:04:58.000 And as I was explaining to my friend John about an hour ago, feeling a sneeze coming on is like feeling my mother walk towards me with a robe on about to flash me.

00:05:09.000 So I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a chew with her giant long 60-year-old tits.

00:05:21.000 Rib.

00:05:27.000 So I guess what we'll do with the notes is finish watching that pornography.

00:05:37.000 I guess what we'll do with the notes is I'll just read them from my computer machine.

00:05:42.000 So it'll be like the mailbag in a sense.

00:05:45.000 Right, Ryan?

00:05:45.000 Yeah, it's not a big deal.

00:05:47.000 It's less aesthetically pleasing.

00:05:55.000 Let's look at the paper today.

00:05:56.000 Do you have any news?

00:05:57.000 What happened to you?

00:05:58.000 Oh, me.

00:05:59.000 Yeah, what you been up to?

00:06:00.000 I was playing the guitar, and I did my taxes.

00:06:04.000 No, you didn't.

00:06:05.000 That's kind of the big.

00:06:06.000 I did.

00:06:06.000 I went on TurboTax instead of going in person.

00:06:09.000 So first I tried to make an appointment, didn't work, went to do the phone.

00:06:14.000 So your taxes are finished?

00:06:16.000 Yep.

00:06:16.000 I'm waiting on my phone.

00:06:17.000 I don't believe you.

00:06:18.000 That is.

00:06:19.000 I have the confirmation email.

00:06:21.000 Don't you need like 1099s and all that stuff?

00:06:24.000 No.

00:06:25.000 That's if I made money that's not taxed already, right?

00:06:30.000 I just need a W-2.

00:06:33.000 The 1099 for the, you know, I had made some money on Robinhood, but it's such a small amount, it's not taxable.

00:06:40.000 No.

00:06:41.000 Well, you have to make like $50,000 a year to be taxed.

00:06:45.000 I mean, you need a net net profit.

00:06:49.000 I don't know what the net profit is before you get taxed.

00:06:51.000 I think you have to have like profited $50,000 a year to be taxed.

00:06:57.000 But haven't you not paid tax like in 10 years?

00:07:00.000 No, I skipped one year of not filing.

00:07:03.000 I've been doing taxes for a bit.

00:07:06.000 What happened in that magic year?

00:07:10.000 I think it was 2019 I didn't because I was just working at Compound, then the kitchen, the restaurant, all under the kitchen.

00:07:17.000 So is that included in what you did today?

00:07:21.000 Wait, what is?

00:07:22.000 Those taxes you didn't do in 2019?

00:07:24.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:07:25.000 Because that was all off the books.

00:07:27.000 I worked off the books and then I compound.

00:07:29.000 So you just admitted publicly on live TV that you embezzled money.

00:07:36.000 Allegedly.

00:07:38.000 Okay, so they don't care about your 2019?

00:07:40.000 No, I don't think so.

00:07:42.000 They never brought it up.

00:07:44.000 I don't understand how you did your taxes so fast.

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00:08:00.000 Now I have to go, I have to look at my computer machine.

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00:09:17.000 Even Joe Rogan was talking about CBD.

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00:09:22.000 Yeah, I've heard a lot of people say that, and I've noticed it for me personally.

00:09:25.000 He's got the Rogan.

00:09:27.000 What am I supposed to do about this cracked rib?

00:09:28.000 I can't even laugh.

00:09:29.000 Every time I laugh now, I go, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

00:09:32.000 Did you hear there's a bunch of Nazi fans of Joe Rogan?

00:09:36.000 No?

00:09:37.000 They all get together and they do the Rogan salute.

00:09:40.000 Trying to make you laugh.

00:09:42.000 His ribs are cracked, you know, like an old man.

00:09:46.000 That's a very good John Mulaney.

00:09:49.000 But I don't get the Rogan salute.

00:09:51.000 I don't know.

00:09:52.000 Rogan salute.

00:09:52.000 I don't know.

00:09:53.000 Just sounds like Roman salute.

00:09:55.000 Oh, Roman salute.

00:09:56.000 Okay.

00:09:58.000 Well, today's book is called Blitzed by Norman Ohler, Drugs in the Third Reich.

00:10:06.000 It's basically about how fucking high Hitler was and all the troops.

00:10:11.000 They were on meth.

00:10:12.000 They were on speed.

00:10:14.000 Speed is a very effective stimulant.

00:10:16.000 And then at the end, we learned that Hitler was on heroin.

00:10:21.000 He was on downers, dude.

00:10:23.000 I tried to get my wife to read this book and she got bored.

00:10:26.000 But it's a fucking amazing book.

00:10:28.000 And this book inspired me to do an article about how everyone has been high or drunk in war.

00:10:37.000 And I was thinking the Colombian, first there's the Nazis on speed, then there's Colombian marching powder, right?

00:10:42.000 Colombian's army was on Coke.

00:10:45.000 That's how they dominated Colombia and colonized it.

00:10:49.000 And so I talked to a World War II vet and I said, hey, I want to do an article about how you guys were all wasted all the time and you would steal beer and steal booze and steal champagne and get drunk.

00:11:01.000 And he goes, are you out of your fucking mind?

00:11:05.000 Which is not the response I expected.

00:11:07.000 I'm only a war movie vet, not a war vet.

00:11:10.000 And he goes, we had nothing.

00:11:13.000 We dreamed of water.

00:11:15.000 You think we had fucking booze?

00:11:17.000 He goes, we would sit in a trench.

00:11:19.000 This is a very old man, and this was a long time ago.

00:11:22.000 And talk for hours about chocolate.

00:11:25.000 We weren't wasted.

00:11:28.000 So I canned that article.

00:11:30.000 I did not do it.

00:11:31.000 Oh.

00:11:32.000 Here I am looking for it.

00:11:34.000 No.

00:11:34.000 This was back in Weiss days.

00:11:37.000 But yeah, the Nazi regime preached an ideology of physical, mental, and moral purity, yet, as Norman Oller reveals in this gripping new history, the Third Reich was saturated with drugs, cocaine, opiates, and most of all, methamphetamines.

00:11:51.000 Troops were encouraged and in some cases ordered to take rations.

00:11:54.000 I heard that our troops also had speed, especially in the Air Force.

00:12:00.000 The elevated energy and feelings of invincibility associated with the high even helped to account for the breakneck invasion that sealed the fall of France in 1940, as well as other German military victories.

00:12:12.000 Hitler himself became increasingly dependent on a cocktail of drugs, ultimately including Jukadahl, a cousin of heroin.

00:12:18.000 I want to be heroin's cousin.

00:12:23.000 So that's a fun book.

00:12:27.000 The opening song was The Who, a quick one.

00:12:30.000 It was a friend of ours who begged us to make that the opening song.

00:12:42.000 Wait a minute.

00:12:46.000 When I rented that cabin in Hunter, I put on YouTube at Rolling Stones, and they showed me the Rolling Stones playing in this same locale.

00:12:56.000 Oh, look at that.

00:12:57.000 The Rock and Roll Circus.

00:12:58.000 Yep.

00:12:59.000 The Rolling Stones Rock and roll circus.

00:13:01.000 That must have been a fucking ticket.

00:13:02.000 You know who was in the audience?

00:13:04.000 John Lennon and Yoko Ono.

00:13:06.000 Dang.

00:13:07.000 They got married a year later.

00:13:08.000 Let me see more of that.

00:13:09.000 Sure.

00:13:10.000 I was going to look at that whole concert, but let's just go back.

00:13:17.000 Herman's been gone for nigh on a year.

00:13:22.000 He was you home yesterday, but he ain't here.

00:13:27.000 Herman's been gone.

00:13:29.000 Dear the who, could you have bigger noses, please?

00:13:40.000 Poor Roger Daltrey doesn't get a microphone.

00:13:43.000 Oh, there we go.

00:13:50.000 Keith Moon might be my favorite drummer.

00:13:52.000 Look at that guy.

00:13:54.000 He's so sloppy.

00:13:56.000 It's like sloppy jazz.

00:13:59.000 And when you listen to the small faces and other bands from that time, you realize they were all heavily influenced by jazz drummers, but also with this layer of drunken sloppiness to it.

00:14:19.000 All around the world.

00:14:23.000 You know, like a globe?

00:14:26.000 It's round like the earth.

00:14:28.000 You know, not a...

00:14:30.000 People say I'm turning into my mother.

00:14:34.000 The jukebox money.

00:14:36.000 You know, not your dad.

00:14:38.000 I'm doing a shitty imitation of your imitation.

00:14:45.000 This was in the post today.

00:14:47.000 Vanity Fair Goes Hollywood.

00:14:50.000 I'm a curmudgeon, so everything about this bothered me, particularly the resolution of the photograph.

00:14:55.000 It's like 72 dpi, and it was done by Maurizio Catalan, who's an incredible artist, really impressive dude, who I guess Vanity Fair hired to do this silly cover.

00:15:06.000 And the fact that they printed his photograph in 72 dpi just put me in a bad mood.

00:15:11.000 And then as I'm in a bad mood, I'm looking at this cunt, Shirlize Theron, and I'm thinking, fuck you, whore.

00:15:21.000 Fuck you.

00:15:24.000 Why?

00:15:25.000 I'll tell you why.

00:15:26.000 Because she's a South African farmer.

00:15:29.000 And she has no sympathy for the white farmers of South Africa who are being slaughtered, destroyed.

00:15:40.000 Genocide.

00:15:41.000 It's genocide.

00:15:43.000 And it's something that's so horrific.

00:15:45.000 Not just the farmers of Zimbabwe, which was Rhodesia, but all South African farmers now are being slaughtered to levels of sadism that are difficult to stomach, which is why I say don't Google image it.

00:16:00.000 And that's her people.

00:16:01.000 She's a fucking farmer.

00:16:02.000 And what does she do?

00:16:03.000 She adopts two black kids from America.

00:16:08.000 And then bitches about how we have this dumb belief in society in America where you need a mom and a dad and they have to come out of you.

00:16:18.000 Yeah, Charlize, we do have that belief here.

00:16:21.000 That is ideal.

00:16:22.000 No one's saying you shouldn't adopt.

00:16:24.000 If you can't have babies, please do adopt.

00:16:26.000 But to just adopt black kids as pets and be a single mom, especially when you make one of them trans.

00:16:33.000 I wonder what the kid's birth father would think if he knew that the black child you gave up for adoption became a trans child.

00:16:41.000 I don't think he'd be too jazzed.

00:16:43.000 I don't think the mom would be too jazzed.

00:16:47.000 But it just pisses me off that these South Africans are so eager to shit on their own country while their people die.

00:17:02.000 Like Dave Matthews, I've heard him on Stern talking about South Africa and apartheid and how disgusting it is.

00:17:08.000 Or Trevor Noah, all he talks about is how when I was born, it was illegal for a year.

00:17:16.000 And then miscagination was totally legalized in like 82 or 83 when you were two or three.

00:17:24.000 So he talks about how Trevor Noah talks about how when I was a little boy, I'd be walking the street and one of my parents, my white dad would have to cross the street because our marriage was illegal.

00:17:36.000 It was not.

00:17:38.000 You're lying.

00:17:40.000 And there's no way that your dad had to cross the street.

00:17:42.000 That's a made-up story that got him a deal at the Daily Show.

00:17:47.000 And so Dave Matthews shits on South Africa all the time.

00:17:49.000 And Charlize Larone never mentions her people, her white farmers.

00:17:53.000 And why didn't you adopt some of your fucking white farmers?

00:17:58.000 They're in concentration camps right now.

00:18:00.000 They're considered human garbage.

00:18:02.000 They can't get a job.

00:18:03.000 They're starving to death on these horrible camps that are not that different from World War II POW camps.

00:18:13.000 No mention.

00:18:14.000 Or Elon Musk, billionaire.

00:18:16.000 Throw them a fucking bone, dude.

00:18:19.000 You're supposed to be the rebel, the renegade, the stalwart, the maniac.

00:18:25.000 How about you mention that there's ethnocide going on in your fucking country?

00:18:31.000 Actually, that's in the notes.

00:18:33.000 If you want to jump ahead to racism, shall we?

00:18:36.000 Sure.

00:18:37.000 Sure.

00:18:39.000 Let's...

00:18:40.000 Let's talk about racism.

00:18:44.000 That was racist, guys.

00:18:47.000 Did I not send you the notes yet?

00:18:49.000 I got them.

00:18:50.000 Why don't...

00:18:51.000 Okay, I got him here.

00:18:52.000 So racism, racism.

00:18:55.000 How do you do?

00:18:58.000 Yeah, let's look at 4-0.

00:19:01.000 This is old news, but this is what I'm talking about.

00:19:03.000 Outside of the brutally sadistic murders, where, and I was talking again with this about, I was talking to Conor McGregor's coach about this.

00:19:12.000 And he was talking about how he told his girlfriend, his wife, he did my trick where you talk about the white farmers in South Africa, but you say dogs.

00:19:23.000 And you go, yeah, it's brutal.

00:19:25.000 They're going to these farms.

00:19:26.000 They're killing the dogs.

00:19:27.000 They're boiling them alive.

00:19:28.000 They're raping the puppies in Front of the mom dog.

00:19:31.000 They're cutting off the limbs of these dogs.

00:19:34.000 They're eviscerating them.

00:19:36.000 They're disemboweling them.

00:19:37.000 They're burning them alive.

00:19:39.000 And everyone goes, Oh my God.

00:19:42.000 And then you go, just kidding, I meant white farmers.

00:19:45.000 And then they go, eh, they had it coming.

00:19:49.000 So this isn't even that.

00:19:50.000 This is much better than that.

00:19:52.000 This is in South Africa's post-apartheid white squatter camps where hundreds of families live in dangerous shanty huts in desperate need of food and clothing.

00:20:00.000 Hey, Charlize, right here.

00:20:04.000 You've got a beautiful Versace gown on.

00:20:08.000 Your people, and I don't just mean South Africans, I mean farmers.

00:20:12.000 They don't have clothes.

00:20:14.000 Can you throw them a fucking bone?

00:20:16.000 And don't even send money.

00:20:17.000 Just acknowledge that it exists.

00:20:19.000 Hey, Elon Musk, Dave Matthews, and Charlize Throne.

00:20:22.000 Can you acknowledge that there is a war going on against white people in South Africa, please?

00:20:29.000 It doesn't even seem like that political of a thing to me.

00:20:33.000 Pretend it's Amish.

00:20:35.000 Pretend it's albinos.

00:20:38.000 Anyway, show pictures from that camp.

00:20:44.000 I was trying to see if he didn't ever spoke about it.

00:20:47.000 Apparently not.

00:20:48.000 He did Farm Aid.

00:20:49.000 No, I've heard him bitch.

00:20:50.000 They all bitch about how racist apartheid was, which was back in the early 80s.

00:20:57.000 Look at that.

00:20:57.000 That's where they live now.

00:21:00.000 No acknowledgement.

00:21:01.000 No one is acknowledging this.

00:21:03.000 So this is the amount of sympathy they get because their ancestors did something messed up, arguably?

00:21:12.000 I don't think apartheid was bad.

00:21:14.000 What do you think about that?

00:21:16.000 I don't know.

00:21:17.000 Apartheid was not necessarily anti-black.

00:21:20.000 It was anti-non-boar.

00:21:22.000 The Boers came to South Africa.

00:21:25.000 It was a shithole.

00:21:26.000 No one owned it.

00:21:28.000 It was tumbleweeds.

00:21:30.000 It's desert.

00:21:31.000 It's shit land.

00:21:33.000 They eventually worked with the Zulus and said, we want this land.

00:21:37.000 The Zulus said, what about this part?

00:21:39.000 What about that part?

00:21:39.000 They negotiated deals.

00:21:41.000 The Bota, the first, what is Peter Bota, the first colonist, we want to call him that, spoke fluent Zulu, worked out with the Zulus what his land would be, and then they fenced it off and they irrigated it and made it the breadbasket of Africa in general.

00:22:02.000 It was a fantastic place.

00:22:04.000 But they are xenophobic, the Boers.

00:22:07.000 They don't like Greeks.

00:22:09.000 They called them Si Kiefas.

00:22:11.000 Kefa is the N-word over there.

00:22:13.000 They don't want their daughters to date Greeks.

00:22:17.000 So they said, no Boers, no non-boers allowed.

00:22:20.000 And if you are a non-boar and most of non-boers are black, you can only come in in the day they got to get the fuck out.

00:22:26.000 And if you insist on being here, you're a second-class citizen.

00:22:28.000 No one minds that women are second-class citizens in Saudi Arabia.

00:22:32.000 That's fine.

00:22:33.000 No one cares about the rampant racism in Cuba today, where blacks have different passports, different markings on their passports.

00:22:41.000 That's fine.

00:22:43.000 But in South Africa, no.

00:22:46.000 So they had international pressure to abolish it.

00:22:48.000 They did.

00:22:49.000 White people abolished apartheid, by the way.

00:22:52.000 And the takeaway was revenge.

00:22:58.000 And it's been nothing but shoot the ball, shoot to kill ever since.

00:23:03.000 And it leads the world now in hunger, starvation, rape, murder.

00:23:11.000 It's one of the worst places on earth to be, post-apartheid South Africa.

00:23:16.000 So did your plan work?

00:23:20.000 Are you happy with the way things...

00:23:21.000 Well, it's equitable now.

00:23:22.000 No, it isn't.

00:23:23.000 It's tribal.

00:23:25.000 And the fucking annoying thing about the West or most Westerners' perspective on South Africa is they see it as black versus white.

00:23:31.000 No, there's like eight tribes.

00:23:34.000 Seven of them are black.

00:23:36.000 One is white.

00:23:37.000 But it's like four on four.

00:23:40.000 And the civil war you're about to see there will be the Marxist tribes versus the old school South African tribes.

00:23:46.000 Get black and white out of your fucking head, please.

00:23:50.000 I mean, they ran out of water in Cape Town recently.

00:23:54.000 And they were giving all these seminars on how to wash and clean yourself with the same fucking bucket.

00:24:02.000 Yet, Americans, as parochial as we are, totally ignore the big picture and just go for like, it was racist, now it's not, now it's awesome, and blacks rule it, and it's Wakanda.

00:24:15.000 Like, check out this, what is it, 3.9.

00:24:26.000 This is a woman saying we need to get more like South Africa.

00:24:30.000 A politician.

00:24:31.000 Most white people and Europeans are about agendas and to-do lists and tasks.

00:24:36.000 And, oh, we have 30 minutes for this and, oh, time to move on.

00:24:40.000 Sounds good.

00:24:40.000 Where many people of color, maybe it matters, maybe it doesn't.

00:24:46.000 In South Africa, if we were meeting right here at 2.35, if Craig Bill walked in right now in South Africa, what would happen is they would stop, welcome him.

00:24:57.000 How was your weekend?

00:24:58.000 You did plans for Thanksgiving and would bring him up to speed on what he missed.

00:25:04.000 If we were in South Africa, stop.

00:25:08.000 Karen, that's a shitty system.

00:25:12.000 That's inefficient.

00:25:13.000 If you want to talk to Craig or Ben about what he's doing this weekend, do that on your own fucking time in the cafeteria.

00:25:22.000 Wow.

00:25:23.000 How is that a good thing?

00:25:24.000 And then you stop the whole process for a guy who's late.

00:25:27.000 Cool.

00:25:27.000 Yeah, no, we're not doing that.

00:25:29.000 No.

00:25:29.000 We want to get shit done, actually.

00:25:33.000 Somebody, if Craig Bill walked in right now here in Tomwater, Washington, and maybe somebody would, well, our chairs are gracious, so you all would let them know here we are.

00:25:45.000 But it's basically, this is where we are, so just get with it.

00:25:49.000 I do want to ask for clarity.

00:25:50.000 We are still going to move forward with the idea of an advisory board.

00:25:54.000 Is that true?

00:25:55.000 Oh, someone wants to get something done.

00:25:58.000 What are you, a fucking anti-South African?

00:26:01.000 Do you want apartheid in here?

00:26:03.000 How dare you want to actually get a kernel of substance out of this meeting?

00:26:10.000 Okay, I just wanted to double check because I think that's really important.

00:26:15.000 Can we move on?

00:26:17.000 No.

00:26:17.000 Except.

00:26:18.000 Except.

00:26:20.000 This sounds so much like what Dr. Johnson was talking about just a minute ago.

00:26:25.000 About through this work, the Office of Equity should model practices in decolonizing boards and other government structures by identifying and dismantling culture-bound rules and decorum, time requirement, education, and what we call expertise.

00:26:41.000 Whoa.

00:26:44.000 We're dismantling expertise now?

00:26:46.000 What are you saying?

00:26:48.000 What language are you speaking?

00:26:55.000 What's that other South Africa link I have, the Instagram thing?

00:26:58.000 Oh, I think that's talking about just where South Africa is today.

00:27:04.000 It's right between 40 and 41.

00:27:08.000 Let's talk about racism.

00:27:12.000 That was racist, guys.

00:27:15.000 Oh.

00:27:15.000 Oh, man.

00:27:17.000 Hey, are you on Ketflix and Chills?

00:27:19.000 Ket Flicks and Pills?

00:27:21.000 No, watch that.

00:27:22.000 It's the funniest Instagram account on Netflix.

00:27:25.000 I mean, on Instagram.

00:27:28.000 Ket Flicks and Pills.

00:27:31.000 Anyway, the thing that you're unable to pull up.

00:27:33.000 Oh, dude, I should give you access to this so that way everything that you follow is on here.

00:27:39.000 Yeah, you should just be logged into this Instagram.

00:27:41.000 True.

00:27:41.000 South Africa tried being less white and now leads the world in crime, murder, robbery, interracial rape, HIV, and poverty.

00:27:47.000 Anti-white racism is not about social justice.

00:27:50.000 It's just about anti-white racism.

00:27:52.000 Coke is racist.

00:27:53.000 That was someone talking about the Coca-Cola thing where they're training them to be less white.

00:27:57.000 Do you want to write down your info for this Instagram?

00:28:00.000 I'll just say it here.

00:28:01.000 So my Instagram account is Kevin McGinnis Millimieux.

00:28:06.000 And my password, which is the same for all my students, don't do this.

00:28:09.000 Is BRX.

00:28:18.000 It was a joke.

00:28:20.000 Yeah, that was a joke.

00:28:21.000 So anybody scrambling to a notepad, you're a bad person.

00:28:24.000 That's a fun game, though.

00:28:26.000 Like, you go to a banking machine and you're with other people and you go, yeah.

00:28:30.000 Withdrawal.

00:28:33.000 Password.

00:28:34.000 4-5-5-2.

00:28:36.000 This is so easy.

00:28:38.000 You just put in your password.

00:28:40.000 And then see how many people are just like, 4-5-5-2.

00:28:43.000 And you get your money.

00:28:47.000 All right, we got to go as far as the freebies go.

00:28:51.000 Bet DSI boxing Canelo plus March Madness.

00:28:56.000 And then we're told that you may add an instrumental rap song.

00:29:00.000 Who Wants to Winning Money with Me?

00:29:03.000 I do.

00:29:04.000 Canelo is boxing this weekend, and I'm betting on the fight.

00:29:06.000 Canelo is amazing because he looks damn Irish to me.

00:29:10.000 Canelo, that's not his real name.

00:29:12.000 I mean Cinnamon.

00:29:12.000 They call him Cinnamon because he's like a ginger.

00:29:16.000 Why is an Irishman genetically fucking Mexican?

00:29:20.000 I've heard stories about how the Irish were used as these mercenary soldiers in the Spanish-American War.

00:29:29.000 And some of them just stayed there.

00:29:31.000 So he's the, you know, an ancestor of Irish mercenaries?

00:29:38.000 Maybe.

00:29:39.000 He sure don't look Mexican to me.

00:29:41.000 But my stupid theory is that the Irish are good fighters, but they don't like the heat.

00:29:48.000 They get overheated.

00:29:50.000 This is an Irishman who's been training in Mexico his whole life in 110-degree heat.

00:29:57.000 So he has the sort of the ability to take on punches and have limitless heat.

00:30:03.000 This is another Mexican.

00:30:05.000 Yeah, sort of.

00:30:07.000 Yeah.

00:30:12.000 But the other thing about Canelo, Mexican fighting is a very unique type of boxing where they don't have any defense.

00:30:18.000 They just, it's not boxing, it's fighting.

00:30:21.000 They don't block.

00:30:22.000 They just murder each other.

00:30:23.000 Now, there was Valdez last weekend who was doing some cool slips.

00:30:26.000 But for the most part, they're just fucking, it's a, what's that Mel Gibson movie?

00:30:31.000 Apocalypso.

00:30:33.000 They just come at each other.

00:30:34.000 Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

00:30:35.000 No blocking.

00:30:36.000 Destroying each other.

00:30:38.000 Boom, bam, boom.

00:30:40.000 But Canelo, maybe because he's secretly white, even though he doesn't even fucking speak English, has the deeks.

00:30:47.000 So you can't hit him.

00:30:50.000 So it'll be a very exciting fight.

00:30:52.000 Anyway, I place all my bets with Bet DSI.

00:30:56.000 Bet DSI is where I've used my boxing knowledge to make spare cash for years.

00:30:59.000 Want to win money with me?

00:31:01.000 Go to betsi.com slash gavin and start winning today.

00:31:06.000 Me and Bet DSI will match you 120% up to $600 plus a $25 welcoming bonus.

00:31:14.000 But you have to put in actual money first.

00:31:17.000 We match you.

00:31:18.000 That means that you have to put something in for us to match.

00:31:22.000 And you have to do it now.

00:31:24.000 That's more than double your money to bet on Canelo's fight with me this weekend.

00:31:29.000 And we get back on March Madness together.

00:31:31.000 The $25 extra buckaroony doonies we're giving you ain't bad either.

00:31:36.000 That's betdsi.com slash Gavin.

00:31:40.000 By the way, I also have this Conor McGregor's coach's conversation in the back of my head.

00:31:46.000 He was mad at me for betting on the other guy.

00:31:48.000 To be clear, I did not bet on Poire in the Connor McGregor fight.

00:31:54.000 Anthony Kumiy did.

00:31:56.000 And the reason he did was the money back on Conor McGregor sucked.

00:32:01.000 It was like 30 bucks.

00:32:04.000 Same with Valdez, by the way.

00:32:06.000 My bookie wouldn't take a boxing fight for some reason that weekend, so I didn't get my bet through, but I would have made like nothing.

00:32:14.000 So you bet on the other guy.

00:32:17.000 That's why Anthony Cumia and I were screaming, other guy, other guy.

00:32:21.000 We had no idea who he was.

00:32:24.000 But it does feel like a sin.

00:32:26.000 Okay, that is the free part of the show.

00:32:30.000 And to all you freeloaders out there, every Wednesday we do a half hour free.

00:32:35.000 It's pretty indicative of what the show is.

00:32:37.000 You get the idea.

00:32:39.000 But this show is two hours a day.

00:32:42.000 Every day.

00:32:42.000 Green screens, fun stuff, guests, sketches, fights.

00:32:49.000 Ryan and I get into serious arguments.

00:32:51.000 His latest thing is he doesn't believe in dinosaurs.

00:32:53.000 I'm not sure if that's if you can imagine that.

00:32:56.000 He also doesn't think planes went into the World Trade Center.

00:32:58.000 And what's amazing about his idiotic theories is our viewers will email the mailbag and go, fuck you, man.

00:33:07.000 I got Ryan's back.

00:33:08.000 Do you know how many people support you on your idiocy?

00:33:11.000 A lot of curious people out there.

00:33:13.000 A lot of curious people.

00:33:15.000 Curious about dinosaurs.

00:33:16.000 Anyway, that's what you get when you pay for this is $10 a month.

00:33:20.000 My show is only maybe a 12th, a 15th of the content.

00:33:27.000 There's new content every day.

00:33:29.000 Jacob Wall, Laura Loomer, Milo Yiannopoulos.

00:33:32.000 Fuck it.

00:33:33.000 Cap a camp.

00:33:33.000 Capacamp.

00:33:34.000 Sof.

00:33:35.000 Larry Barnes.

00:33:37.000 Gary.

00:33:38.000 Jim Goad.

00:33:39.000 The man who basically brainchilded vice.

00:33:42.000 Without Jim Goad, there'd be no vice.

00:33:46.000 A homeless guy named Gary.

00:33:48.000 Soph.

00:33:51.000 Of course, atheism is unstoppable.

00:33:53.000 He's number two besides me as far as viewership goes.

00:33:56.000 Katie Hopkins, Wayne Dupree.

00:33:59.000 It's the best investment you could possibly make.

00:34:02.000 Anyway, so what we're going to do now is we're going to say goodbye to the freeloaders, and then we're going to stick with the people who paid.

00:34:09.000 And then we'll talk for another half hour or so, and then we'll take calls.

00:34:14.000 So this is a fake goodbye.

00:34:22.000 Get fired.

00:34:24.000 Get fired.

00:34:25.000 Get in trouble.

00:34:27.000 Be brave.

00:34:28.000 And never stop fighting.

00:34:39.000 You are forgiven.

00:34:43.000 You are forgiven.

00:35:03.000 That might have been the best concert ever.

00:35:06.000 Back when David Cross and I were friends, he said, if I had a time machine, I wouldn't go kill Hitler.

00:35:11.000 I'd go check out like the Sex Pistols in 1978 at the 100 Club.

00:35:19.000 And I totally agree with him.

00:35:21.000 Fuck Hitler.

00:35:22.000 I'm not going to go kill some baby.

00:35:23.000 And then my time machine breaks and I'm in jail forever as a baby killer.

00:35:27.000 I want to go to this.

00:35:30.000 Imagine being in that crowd.

00:35:33.000 Although the crowd seems pretty stale.

00:35:34.000 It's like Keith put water on the drums so they missed.

00:35:38.000 There's like a dewdrop mist every time he hits it.

00:35:42.000 Pretty cool.

00:35:55.000 I don't think Roger Dulce wrote any songs.

00:35:59.000 Look that up.

00:36:02.000 And it must have pissed him off because he's a megalomaniac and he couldn't make any money.

00:36:16.000 All right, let's go through some notes.

00:36:19.000 Top 10 Roger Daltry songs.

00:36:21.000 Who songs?

00:36:22.000 I can't explain.

00:36:23.000 He wrote that?

00:36:24.000 Never heard it.

00:36:25.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:36:29.000 Wait, he did not write that.

00:36:37.000 It's powered by Townsend, but Daltry doesn't just settle into the background.

00:36:40.000 And so I see.

00:36:41.000 Yeah, yeah, that's not a song he wrote.

00:36:44.000 That's a song he's in.

00:36:47.000 This list, written by a fucking a-hole, is songs that he sort of owns.

00:36:56.000 Here, let me show you how to do your job.

00:36:59.000 I found it.

00:36:59.000 Who?

00:37:00.000 You go, what who songs did Roger Daltree write?

00:37:06.000 See My Way, and he co-wrote Early Morning Cold Taxi.

00:37:09.000 And the rest are without the who.

00:37:11.000 And he wrote these other songs nobody's heard of.

00:37:14.000 The Who with the Who.

00:37:16.000 See My Way, Early Morning Cold Taxi.

00:37:18.000 Never heard of those songs.

00:37:22.000 What the fuck is Early Morning Cold Taxi?

00:37:25.000 And what a dumb subject.

00:37:28.000 You know, when you wake up and you've got to get a flight, it's really early in the morning.

00:37:32.000 You get in the taxi, it's a bit cold.

00:37:35.000 You know?

00:37:36.000 No, I don't know.

00:37:39.000 Some way, someday, I'll find a way to make you see my way.

00:37:47.000 Even if you don't think like I do, you know that it's true.

00:37:51.000 It's your mind that I see.

00:37:53.000 Tried so hard to make me think my points of 50.

00:37:59.000 That's a short weeks.

00:38:01.000 That's a short-ass song.

00:38:03.000 So that sucks, Raj.

00:38:05.000 And then what's early morning cold taxi?

00:38:12.000 Takushi.

00:38:15.000 This song's going to reek, I promise you.

00:38:40.000 Early morning cold taxi.

00:38:46.000 Sounds like a commercial from the 60s.

00:38:50.000 Early morning cold taxi.

00:38:52.000 Early morning cold taxi.

00:38:55.000 By the way, we've got a new sponsor, Tactical Walls.

00:38:58.000 The guy who made us this masterpiece.

00:39:01.000 Oh, I never read the bottom.

00:39:03.000 Gavin McInnes, thank you for my service because he's a war vet.

00:39:07.000 That's the new thing war vets say to me now.

00:39:09.000 They look at me and they go, thank you for my service.

00:39:12.000 Keep up the good work.

00:39:13.000 Get fired.

00:39:14.000 Get in trouble.

00:39:14.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

00:39:16.000 And it's from Tim.

00:39:18.000 I got to text that guy.

00:39:19.000 He wrote me a nice letter.

00:39:21.000 So it looks like he's going to be our newest sponsor.

00:39:25.000 Cool.

00:39:26.000 Tactical Walls.

00:39:27.000 Promo code Gavin will get you 50% off.

00:39:29.000 Go to tacticalwalls.com.

00:39:32.000 And yeah.

00:39:35.000 Talented dude.

00:39:38.000 He also said he really appreciates how we push family on this show.

00:39:45.000 Dude, I think I've seen this in another guy's.

00:39:48.000 Oh, yeah.

00:39:50.000 I've seen this in another gun reviewer's room.

00:39:53.000 Oh, yeah?

00:39:54.000 Where you put the...

00:39:55.000 Yeah.

00:39:55.000 Yeah, it's great for your guns, but they also do sports stuff and other shit you can mount all your shit on.

00:40:02.000 That's righteous.

00:40:04.000 But guitar, too.

00:40:05.000 Guitar?

00:40:06.000 Yeah.

00:40:06.000 We can do guitars.

00:40:07.000 Fuck yeah, dude.

00:40:09.000 We have the technology.

00:40:11.000 Oh, vest hanger.

00:40:12.000 That's important.

00:40:14.000 So can you get to Ketflix and Chills?

00:40:16.000 Try it.

00:40:17.000 Yeah.

00:40:20.000 You want to email me your login info, but just in case I've requested it, but it's this one, right?

00:40:28.000 Nope.

00:40:29.000 That's the USA version.

00:40:33.000 There's Ibiza.

00:40:34.000 There's Spine, USA.

00:40:36.000 I'll just send you my shit right now.

00:40:37.000 True.

00:40:41.000 And maybe you can just get on.

00:40:42.000 Because I don't know.

00:40:44.000 It's British people and it's for, you know, Coke heads and special K heads.

00:40:52.000 I haven't done any of that shit in years, but I remember those days.

00:40:56.000 And I got to say, this Instagram feed might be the funniest thing that I've ever come across in my life.

00:41:05.000 It is so consistently funny.

00:41:06.000 It's called Cat Flicks and Pills Inc.

00:41:11.000 I-N-C.

00:41:14.000 And they're just very fervent cocaine addicts who are familiar with the all-nighters you pull, especially if you live in Britain, where in the winter you feel no joy.

00:41:28.000 So.

00:41:28.000 Like an early morning cold taxi.

00:41:30.000 Like an early morning cold taxi.

00:41:32.000 So did I get the password right?

00:41:35.000 You got the right.

00:41:35.000 That's me.

00:41:36.000 Yeah.

00:41:38.000 I may have had the password wrong.

00:41:41.000 Capital H?

00:41:43.000 Let's see.

00:41:47.000 And there's an exclamation mark.

00:41:50.000 We're discussing passwords on a live.

00:41:54.000 There's a dash with an umlot.

00:41:56.000 We're in a silkonflex.

00:41:59.000 How to forget that.

00:42:01.000 I bet you're typing in the password wrong because you are a retard.

00:42:05.000 Perhaps.

00:42:06.000 Did you see that?

00:42:06.000 I know I copied and pasted it.

00:42:09.000 Let me see if I said it.

00:42:10.000 Theory declined.

00:42:18.000 I'm going to mute you.

00:42:25.000 I'll try with that.

00:42:32.000 I wish there's a way I could see my password.

00:42:34.000 They should have that more often.

00:42:37.000 You can look up your thing whenever you're on and you can just see your password.

00:42:46.000 Why don't they do that more?

00:42:50.000 All right.

00:42:51.000 Anyway.

00:42:52.000 Rick.

00:42:53.000 Enough of that.

00:42:54.000 I should have told you to look it up a long time ago.

00:42:58.000 So let's start with the show, shall we?

00:43:01.000 Yes.

00:43:04.000 Tucker Carlson was trending today because he said, white supremacy is not a thing.

00:43:10.000 The people who stormed the Capitol were not white supremacists.

00:43:12.000 Of course, the pushback on that is, yes, they were.

00:43:16.000 They had Camp Auschwitz shirts.

00:43:19.000 So you make one asshole with a shirt plural.

00:43:22.000 And then you say, and they had Confederate flags.

00:43:25.000 So first you have to accept that the Confederate flag is a racist flag.

00:43:29.000 And then you plural it.

00:43:30.000 And everyone involved in the Capitol was wearing a Camp Auschwitz shirt and had a Confederate flag.

00:43:36.000 And the Confederate flag is racist.

00:43:38.000 But Tucker's point was, so all we hear about is racism, racism, racism, white supremacy, white supremacy.

00:43:44.000 And we're all part of QAnon.

00:43:45.000 He goes, what the fuck is QAnon?

00:43:49.000 I couldn't find it.

00:43:52.000 And I noticed, if you look at this thread I just sent you, pull up the thread.

00:43:57.000 It's all people laughing at Tucker for not being able to find QAnon.

00:44:04.000 Qina.

00:44:06.000 When my daughter was young, her stuffy was a cookie monster.

00:44:11.000 And she couldn't say the name Cookie Monster, so she called him Quina.

00:44:15.000 And I'll never forget the time she left him on my bed.

00:44:17.000 We had a low bed.

00:44:19.000 It was only like a foot off the ground.

00:44:21.000 And she walked away.

00:44:22.000 She was two.

00:44:24.000 And she forgot her cookie monster on the bed.

00:44:27.000 But it was sort of high on the bed.

00:44:29.000 So rather than like climbing up on the bed and getting it, she goes, oh, Queena.

00:44:33.000 And she turns around and hurls herself at the bed with enough velocity to land a third of the way into the bed.

00:44:39.000 Then she grabs Queenah's leg and then wiggles backwards off the bed.

00:44:43.000 I hope I never forget that moment till the day I die.

00:44:46.000 Oh, Queena.

00:44:51.000 You know, when my son was born, my eldest boy, I knew that there was going to be a problem because she was the number one chick, the number one kid for two years.

00:45:01.000 And so I said, I know, I'm going to lie and I'm going to say, we got you a baby as a present.

00:45:06.000 So she loved it.

00:45:07.000 Thanks for the baby, guys.

00:45:09.000 What a great gift.

00:45:11.000 And then that night she goes, I want him in my crib.

00:45:16.000 And I thought, that's got sudden infant death written all over it.

00:45:21.000 So no.

00:45:23.000 And then when I said no, I could see in her little tiny brain, she went, oh, you're fucking lying.

00:45:30.000 It's not my present.

00:45:31.000 It's another kid in the house for the rest of my life.

00:45:35.000 And I swear to God, for 10 days, she was not quite right.

00:45:41.000 She was betrayed.

00:45:42.000 And this is why I've always said about my daughter: your opinions are valid.

00:45:47.000 Like your emotions are true.

00:45:49.000 Because we did betray her, in a sense.

00:45:53.000 We added another 100% to our kid total and diluted her 50%.

00:46:00.000 I totally understand that she was pissed off and fucked off and in a state of disarray.

00:46:07.000 You're right to feel that way, my dear.

00:46:09.000 You got screwed.

00:46:11.000 And your trajectory for the rest of your life changed when we brought that little boy home.

00:46:17.000 So what is it now?

00:46:20.000 Turn it up.

00:46:22.000 Back in 2000.

00:46:24.000 We should tell you that it's not just Yale and MIT who've concluded the 11 million number is ridiculous.

00:46:29.000 Back in 2005, Bear Sterns, the bank, indicators.

00:46:32.000 Ignore it.

00:46:34.000 11 million to give is absolutely bizarre.

00:46:38.000 What do you think?

00:46:40.000 Undocumented workers.

00:46:41.000 Maybe they were trying to throw out some stuff to throw off the yeah, that's a good theory, Detective Shitty.

00:46:47.000 Throw off the trend.

00:46:49.000 Where the public is getting all this false information, this disinformation, as we'll call it.

00:46:54.000 So we checked.

00:46:55.000 We spent all day trying to locate the famous QAnon, which in the end we learned is not even a website.

00:47:01.000 If it's out there, we could not find it.

00:47:03.000 So it's worth finding out.

00:47:05.000 Yeah, some lady was like, how does he know all about Antifa and not QAnon?

00:47:08.000 Well, QAnon doesn't go burning shit down.

00:47:11.000 QAnon's reported on the news a lot, and we see their flags.

00:47:16.000 But look it up.

00:47:17.000 Like, Google QAnon.

00:47:20.000 And of course, I'm going to get a million letters just like your dinosaur comrades telling me how dumb I am.

00:47:26.000 Is it a newsletter?

00:47:28.000 Is it an email list?

00:47:30.000 Look, even the BBC wrote about that.

00:47:31.000 What is it and where did it come from?

00:47:33.000 Sounds like they don't really know what the hell is going on there.

00:47:36.000 There's QAnon.

00:47:37.000 July 3rd.

00:47:38.000 It's a theory.

00:47:39.000 What do you mean it's a theory?

00:47:41.000 Isn't it a source of a bunch of theories?

00:47:44.000 I never got into QAnon because I don't like Anons.

00:47:48.000 I don't take anyone seriously if they use anonymous names online.

00:47:51.000 A curious theme popped up at President.

00:47:56.000 Starting on 4chan?

00:47:58.000 QAnon targeted Senex.

00:48:01.000 Okay, click on that.

00:48:07.000 Like, just put in QAnon into the search bar.

00:48:10.000 Q-Anon.

00:48:13.000 And it's just people writing about QAnon.

00:48:15.000 I mean, Tucker's right, once again.

00:48:17.000 That's the problem with these fucking lefties.

00:48:19.000 They're so smug.

00:48:20.000 Oh, no, it's all.

00:48:21.000 Sorry, it's all one word.

00:48:24.000 No, I didn't tell you to look that up, my friend.

00:48:27.000 Just look up QAnon?

00:48:28.000 Just QAnon.

00:48:29.000 That's what I looked up before, and it was just a bunch of articles about it.

00:48:33.000 QAnon.

00:48:36.000 QANO.

00:48:36.000 We got Wikipedia?

00:48:37.000 If you go to 4chan, you might have some luck there.

00:48:41.000 Let's see.

00:48:42.000 What the Bible says about QAnon?

00:48:44.000 Okay, go to 4chan then, whatever that is.

00:48:46.000 That's like a deep, deep rabbit hole Reddit, right?

00:48:52.000 Yes.

00:48:52.000 Okay, so we're in 4chan now.

00:48:55.000 Now, can you search within 4chan?

00:49:01.000 I don't know.

00:49:02.000 I don't know.

00:49:02.000 I've never been there.

00:49:03.000 Is there a QAnon board there?

00:49:04.000 Go away.

00:49:05.000 Go up to the boards.

00:49:06.000 Up.

00:49:08.000 So, Japanese culture, video games, interests.

00:49:11.000 Is this the real 4chan?

00:49:12.000 I don't know.

00:49:13.000 Creative, other?

00:49:15.000 I don't see a QAnon there.

00:49:17.000 Somebody will probably help us tonight.

00:49:20.000 So, Tucker had a point.

00:49:21.000 And with all these people on this trend bitching at him about how stupid he is for saying it's easy to find, not one of them provided the link.

00:49:30.000 Right.

00:49:31.000 Twitter's really gotten amazing, if you check it out these days, on how fucking asinine people are.

00:49:37.000 It's really the, it's sub-YouTube comments.

00:49:40.000 I used to think YouTube comments were the lowest of the low, but no.

00:49:43.000 Check out.

00:49:44.000 So go back to this Tucker thread and look at some of these comments.

00:49:48.000 Tucker Carlson's white supremacist hour should have been taken off the air years ago.

00:49:52.000 What are you talking about, Brad Betts?

00:49:55.000 Look at him.

00:49:56.000 Let's look at Brad.

00:50:02.000 That's what we have.

00:50:03.000 A big-nostrilled wigger who's super serious about shit.

00:50:09.000 He loves basketball, Black Lives Matter, and Eminem.

00:50:13.000 And wearing two shirts.

00:50:14.000 And that's the Twitter thing.

00:50:18.000 Yo, activist Camden's fight against hate.

00:50:21.000 Team Pelosi.

00:50:22.000 Team Pelosi, yo.

00:50:24.000 That's cool, yo.

00:50:25.000 Rosie, Mira Servino.

00:50:27.000 Nice idols, dude.

00:50:30.000 Rosie O'Donnell?

00:50:33.000 We have a moral obligation to admit the world's poor, they tell us.

00:50:36.000 Even if it makes our own country poorer and dirtier, what is hate speech?

00:50:41.000 All cultures are equal, except they're not all equal.

00:50:44.000 True.

00:50:45.000 What is the white supremacist?

00:50:47.000 Well, I'm like extraordinarily loaded just from like money I inherited, but I've never needed to work.

00:50:53.000 What precisely, Bubba Love Sponge.

00:50:58.000 And it's true.

00:50:59.000 Tucker's never said he's working class.

00:51:02.000 He knows that he grew up with tons and tons of money.

00:51:06.000 And that's why he knows the elites so well, and he hates them.

00:51:10.000 Privilege.

00:51:12.000 Our civilization is superior, and we need to defend it.

00:51:15.000 True.

00:51:16.000 Technically is a nationalist.

00:51:18.000 Our leaders are weak.

00:51:20.000 If you let people spray paint obscenities on City Hall, pretty soon they are overturning cop cars.

00:51:25.000 True.

00:51:26.000 Help me out here.

00:51:27.000 This is true Anon.

00:51:29.000 Truism.

00:51:30.000 Fights aggression.

00:51:32.000 What is a fascist?

00:51:33.000 There was no physical evidence that George Floyd was murdered by a cop.

00:51:37.000 What exactly is this disaccusation?

00:51:40.000 All right, I gotta go.

00:51:41.000 You should stick to the thigh high boots.

00:51:43.000 Is that sexism?

00:51:45.000 This may be a lot of things this moment we're living through, but it is definitely not about black lives.

00:51:50.000 And remember that when they come for you, and at this rate, they will.

00:51:54.000 Who exactly is the fear mongrel?

00:51:56.000 Iraq is a crappy place filled with a bunch of, you know, semi-literate.

00:52:02.000 Who's the racist here?

00:52:05.000 I mean, I don't see any problem with that.

00:52:07.000 This is what I was saying last night at the bar.

00:52:10.000 I go, and I could tell I was talking to a blue-collar liberal, which you get up in Westchester, which is a weird vibe because they're right about everything but politics.

00:52:22.000 So it's a weird place to be because they see where you're drifting.

00:52:25.000 And you sort of go, I am drifting on this little raft out to Trumptown, but why don't you get on?

00:52:33.000 Because this is where we both should be, my friend.

00:52:37.000 Come over to the dark side.

00:52:39.000 And they always say things like, I see both sides.

00:52:41.000 You know, when you meet a new friend, I see both sides.

00:52:44.000 I mean, I get it.

00:52:46.000 And I was saying to him, I had a little shot class, and I was like, we can look at something, right?

00:52:53.000 And it used to be, well, you've misinterpreted it.

00:52:56.000 That's not the right context, blah, blah, blah.

00:52:58.000 But things have changed now with the American divorce.

00:53:00.000 And now we look at something.

00:53:02.000 I guess it's our kid during the custody battle.

00:53:05.000 And it's the same fucking thing.

00:53:08.000 But you, one side sees this and we see this.

00:53:14.000 Same thing.

00:53:15.000 Like, that Tucker montage we just saw was supposed to make us hate Tucker Carlson and prove that he's totally out of line.

00:53:26.000 Not seeing it.

00:53:28.000 And can you at least, if you disagree with someone, if you hate someone, can you at least show me why?

00:53:34.000 Like, I understand in art and music, you can't win the argument.

00:53:38.000 It's all taste.

00:53:40.000 But with politics, if you are telling me that QAnon is easy to come by and it's a very, it's a normal site like Breitbart or something, it's easy to get this information, then show me.

00:53:53.000 But they just laugh off your allegation, like George Floyd didn't die from his neck being crushed, and they can't prove otherwise.

00:54:02.000 George Floyd did not die from his neck being crushed.

00:54:05.000 The coroner said that the knee on the neck did not cause his death.

00:54:11.000 Yes, there is evidence of asphyxiation.

00:54:14.000 It came from fentanyl.

00:54:16.000 You know how heroin addicts die?

00:54:18.000 They go into such a deep sleep that they forget to breathe.

00:54:22.000 That's what happened to George and his fentanyl.

00:54:25.000 His body shot.

00:54:28.000 That includes the lungs.

00:54:30.000 And once the lungs go, you go.

00:54:34.000 You go, Hugo.

00:54:39.000 This is so weird, you guys.

00:54:44.000 Current on.

00:54:46.000 What should we do before we do this?

00:54:48.000 Should we do some proud?

00:54:49.000 We got a lot to catch up on here.

00:54:52.000 Damn.

00:54:53.000 Damn.

00:54:55.000 Let's do a Proud Boys segment.

00:54:57.000 All right.

00:55:01.000 Let's talk about racism.

00:55:06.000 That was racist, guys.

00:55:07.000 I'll make you proud of your boys.

00:55:11.000 Proud boys, stand back and stand by.

00:55:15.000 That sounds like somebody hasn't made that into a song yet.

00:55:17.000 Stand back and stand by.

00:55:24.000 Ann Coulter's new column is about Proud Boys.

00:55:27.000 I don't think it's out yet.

00:55:28.000 But it's about how she did a talk in Berkeley and Antifa showed up to kill her, and they couldn't because Proud Boys were there doing security, which was really the heyday of the club.

00:55:39.000 Security, no one can object to that.

00:55:42.000 Rallies.

00:55:45.000 What are you doing?

00:55:47.000 I just got off the phone with Max Hare before we shot the show and he agreed with me.

00:55:52.000 He said, what?

00:55:53.000 Why do these stupid rallies?

00:56:00.000 That sort of push and pull went on for hours on the campus of UC Berkeley.

00:56:08.000 As hundreds of demonstrators gathered to try to keep Coulter from giving her speech in the first place.

00:56:12.000 She has a right to come and speak, but that's as far as free speech goes.

00:56:16.000 Protesters pushed hard against people trying to get inside.

00:56:19.000 Is there beer here?

00:56:27.000 What did you do?

00:56:28.000 Oh, for sakes.

00:56:31.000 What the fuck have you done?

00:56:32.000 Here we go.

00:56:34.000 That's as far as free speech goes.

00:56:36.000 Protesters pushed hard against people trying to get inside.

00:56:39.000 Let's do it to benefit the people already here.

00:56:42.000 In the end, the speech went on, but it was delayed.

00:56:45.000 Police had put up a large wall, a water-filled, heavy barricade, around the building, preventing protesters as well as audience members from getting into the venue for quite some time.

00:56:55.000 Eventually, police created a gap in the wall.

00:56:57.000 Anyway, the old fake out bummer.

00:57:00.000 What day is it to be scared of ideas?

00:57:04.000 You know what sucks too?

00:57:05.000 Is that people that say that they're apolitical, they're like, no, I'm not political.

00:57:10.000 And then, you know, all their stances are liberal stances because they're like, that's not political.

00:57:13.000 That's just true.

00:57:15.000 I mean, we protested Linda Sarseur doing a talk at Columbia, but it was like a week before the talk.

00:57:23.000 It wasn't remotely near the talk.

00:57:25.000 And we weren't saying she shouldn't have the right to speak.

00:57:28.000 We just had a bunch of speakers like Pamela Geller and Milo come out and explain what her beliefs are.

00:57:34.000 So you know who you're getting next week.

00:57:37.000 I think that's pretty reasonable.

00:57:39.000 We didn't want to shut her down.

00:57:41.000 We just wanted you to know what you're getting.

00:57:43.000 Okay, so people always call the Max and John fight a 37-second fight.

00:57:49.000 I guess from the very, very beginning to the very, very end, it was 37.

00:57:53.000 But as far as what Max and John did, they each fought for 17 seconds.

00:57:57.000 So that's why I call it a 17-second fight.

00:57:59.000 But they got four fucking years.

00:58:01.000 Their appeals are still trotting along very slowly.

00:58:05.000 The first appeal was with three black female judges and an Asian judge and a white judge.

00:58:12.000 And they just read quotes from my show.

00:58:15.000 Calling Jada Pinkett Smith or whoever it was a monkey actress.

00:58:19.000 A joke taken out of context, of course.

00:58:22.000 And then the black judges, female judges were just like, oh, you could see them rolling their eyes in the Zoom appeal.

00:58:29.000 So it's not looking great for them.

00:58:33.000 But that's our justice system today.

00:58:34.000 Two guys are on trial for a fight.

00:58:37.000 You find quotes from the guy who did the talk that they were coming from.

00:58:43.000 Those sound racist out of context.

00:58:45.000 So those men must stay in jail for their 17-second fight.

00:58:50.000 Can you explain that as John Mulaney?

00:58:54.000 They had a 17-second fight, you know, like a who cares?

00:59:00.000 That was good.

00:59:01.000 Keep going.

00:59:01.000 Thanks.

00:59:02.000 I'm trying to think of other material.

00:59:03.000 Just tell what I just said.

00:59:06.000 So they went to a talk, which was a comedy show.

00:59:11.000 But I don't look like him, so it fucks it up.

00:59:13.000 Hold on.

00:59:13.000 What I'll do is I'll show a picture of Mulaney and I'll have it on ready.

00:59:17.000 No, no, people could just see you.

00:59:19.000 They don't need SNL.

00:59:24.000 So let's see.

00:59:25.000 What else?

00:59:29.000 What did you recap that?

00:59:31.000 What's the matter with your shit brain?

00:59:33.000 I was looking up.

00:59:35.000 What the hell is it?

00:59:35.000 Oh, Ketflix and Pills on YouTube.

00:59:38.000 Trying to see if they have any content there because sometimes people will put some...

00:59:41.000 I got it on Facebook, but I don't know if it'll allow me to...

00:59:43.000 Nope, it won't.

00:59:45.000 All right.

00:59:45.000 Well, I'm glad you're hard at work doing nothing.

00:59:48.000 I'm trying to look at this case.

00:59:49.000 Dude, John Mulani talking about fucking Max and John.

00:59:52.000 So they got arrested for a fight that was.

00:59:55.000 Oh, forget it.

00:59:56.000 Shut up.

00:59:56.000 Yeah, fuck, you suck.

00:59:58.000 Anyway, so that's their fate because they go against the grain, right?

01:00:04.000 And I love how Antifa thinks they're renegades and rebels when the police don't prosecute them.

01:00:09.000 And when you read Antifa tweets, it's all about how proud boys get away with murder because they support the cops.

01:00:18.000 Can you provide evidence, please?

01:00:20.000 Because I'm seeing the opposite.

01:00:21.000 I'm seeing you guys get away with murder.

01:00:24.000 But remember those two lawyers who threw a Molotov cocktail, sorry, Molotov cocktails into a cop car.

01:00:35.000 They've just been offered a plea.

01:00:38.000 Now, this article doesn't include what the plea is, but let's cut the shit.

01:00:44.000 We know it's a year, right?

01:00:48.000 It's a year, which would be 85%, so 10 months at Rikers, maybe even just weekends.

01:00:59.000 What a fucking joke.

01:01:01.000 Wait a minute.

01:01:02.000 I know this kid, Ben Fireherd.

01:01:04.000 He's the guy who told me that I complained.

01:01:06.000 I whined about my neighbors terrorizing me.

01:01:10.000 And then he contacted me another time and said, hey, can I get your comment on this?

01:01:14.000 And I'm like, no, dude, you said I whined.

01:01:18.000 Yeah, he's a child.

01:01:20.000 I go, you said I whined about something.

01:01:23.000 Of course, I'm not going to be your pal and give you quotes from now on.

01:01:26.000 You're exed.

01:01:28.000 That's how journalism works, you fucking dunce.

01:01:32.000 Anyway, the New York Post tends to offload their local stories onto interns.

01:01:38.000 So whenever you read anything about local New York stories in the New York Post, you go, this sounds really juvenile.

01:01:45.000 It's because it's written by a juvenile.

01:01:48.000 But isn't this amazing?

01:01:49.000 The two lawyers charged with torching an MYPD van.

01:01:53.000 Of course, the author adds that it's empty.

01:01:55.000 Did they know it was empty?

01:01:57.000 No, they did not.

01:02:00.000 During a Black Lives Matter protest in Brooklyn last summer, we were offered a plea deal by federal prosecutors early this month.

01:02:05.000 Uruj Rahman and Colin Ford Mattis were offered the unspecified deal on February 11th.

01:02:10.000 So they're going to get away with trying to murder police.

01:02:14.000 And what does that say to America?

01:02:17.000 What does that say to New York?

01:02:19.000 What does that say to the NYPD?

01:02:20.000 What does that say to Antifa and protesters?

01:02:23.000 It says kill cops.

01:02:26.000 Pretty clear.

01:02:28.000 If you throw a Molotov cocktail at a police car, we'll work it out because policemen's lives, cops' lives don't matter.

01:02:37.000 Blue lives don't matter.

01:02:39.000 Torch them up.

01:02:40.000 Turn them into red and orange lives.

01:02:42.000 Kill cops.

01:02:46.000 Isn't that fucking insane?

01:02:48.000 So I thought that was an interesting dichotomy, the way proud boys who are pro-cop, pro-law and order are treated, and the way cop murderers are treated.

01:02:58.000 Tweeted.

01:02:58.000 And tweeted.

01:02:59.000 And tweeted.

01:03:02.000 Here's something crazy.

01:03:04.000 They're going after Roger Stone still.

01:03:08.000 I'm honestly curious what is going to happen to these lunatics, these tattletale journalists, once they realize that Trump's gone, Roger Stone has no power.

01:03:19.000 Relax.

01:03:21.000 Oh yeah, so this is what we talked about last week, this gorgeous hunk, Christiane Tribert, who, like a lot of modern young media types, has totally immersed themselves into the January 6th storming of the Capitol and catching everyone involved.

01:03:36.000 We've never seen these people get enthusiastic about anything before.

01:03:40.000 They didn't care about Jazz or Chop or Antifa.

01:03:42.000 Even the fucking attorney general that Biden appointed has said, nah, that wasn't relevant.

01:03:48.000 What's relevant is Capitol.

01:03:50.000 Everyone there has to die.

01:03:52.000 Wait, wait a minute.

01:03:53.000 We had 10 months of rioting with Antifa and BLM, and we had one bad day on the right.

01:04:00.000 What's the difference?

01:04:01.000 And you know what the Attorney General said?

01:04:03.000 This wizened old fucking turtle of a man?

01:04:06.000 He said, well, January 6th was in the day.

01:04:10.000 So it's domestic terrorism because judges make decisions in the day and you are thwarting their ability to make decisions.

01:04:16.000 At night, all the politicians, the lawmakers, the people who make change, the people who run society are at home in bed.

01:04:25.000 So when you torch the city hall at night, it's just vandalism because it can't stop decisions being made.

01:04:32.000 They can still come into work tomorrow and make the decisions.

01:04:36.000 What?

01:04:38.000 So it's not terrorism if it happens at night.

01:04:41.000 Did you know that?

01:04:42.000 That's the new rule here in Clown World.

01:04:45.000 New rule.

01:04:48.000 Fucking amazing.

01:04:50.000 So yeah, they're still going after him.

01:04:53.000 And they're trying to blame him for the January 6th thing.

01:04:59.000 We should come up with a fun, snappy term for that.

01:05:01.000 Capital chaos?

01:05:03.000 The insurgency.

01:05:05.000 They're trying to blame him for the revolution.

01:05:09.000 And they're bringing back the judge shit.

01:05:11.000 Check this out.

01:05:12.000 2-4.

01:05:14.000 Roger Stone threatened a judge.

01:05:16.000 He threatened Amy Jackson, was her name?

01:05:20.000 Berman Jackson.

01:05:21.000 Fed's investigator Roger Stone ties to Proud Boys as part of a threat to judge.

01:05:25.000 This is by Caitlin Palance.

01:05:28.000 Now, I think she's the dumb broad who is so lost, she doesn't know what the word fraternal organization means.

01:05:34.000 She assumes it's a frat.

01:05:36.000 So just Apple F Proud Boys.

01:05:39.000 Oh, I just showed my age by saying Apple F instead of Command F. Yeah, go again.

01:05:46.000 There it is.

01:05:48.000 Get my face.

01:05:49.000 I can't read it because my face is in the way.

01:05:52.000 Stone has had close ties to prominent members of the fraternity-like pro-Trump group, the Proud Boys.

01:06:00.000 Now, not only does that mean she's retarded for calling it fraternity-like, but it means her editors saw that and went, yeah, that sounds about right.

01:06:08.000 It's called a fraternal organization.

01:06:10.000 Anyway, what is this based on?

01:06:12.000 Him threatening to kill a judge.

01:06:14.000 This is why, by the way, he was banned from the courtroom.

01:06:18.000 What did they do to him for that?

01:06:20.000 Yeah, they banned all his travel.

01:06:21.000 They really ramped up the fascism around him because they say he threatened the judge.

01:06:27.000 And he was kicked off social media.

01:06:29.000 He couldn't defend himself.

01:06:30.000 There she is, that cunt.

01:06:32.000 Every juror she hired looked exactly like her.

01:06:35.000 I was there.

01:06:37.000 But go to 2.5.

01:06:39.000 Let's show you him threatening to kill the judge.

01:06:42.000 This is based on his Instagram, which I think was run by Enrique at the time, our old pal Henry Tario.

01:06:51.000 And this is threatening to kill a judge.

01:06:53.000 Through legal trickery, Deep State hitman Robert Mueller has guaranteed that my upcoming show trial is before Judge Amy Berman Jackson, an Obama-appointed judge who dismissed the Benghazi charges against Hillary Clinton and incarcerated Paul Manafort prior to his conviction for any crime.

01:07:08.000 Fixes in, help me for my fight.

01:07:10.000 So pretty normal post.

01:07:12.000 So the argument is, and I'm sorry to keep bringing this up because this was heavily refuted about a year ago, but it's back in the news now, so we have to talk about it.

01:07:22.000 So the argument is that logo in the background is a crosshair.

01:07:30.000 And you are saying kill her because you want her in the crosshairs.

01:07:35.000 Now, you might have a case if the crosshair was across her face, but it's in the background because it's the logo.

01:07:44.000 Here, check out the next post after that.

01:07:47.000 It's the logo of the site that had her picture.

01:07:54.000 So scroll down.

01:07:56.000 That's what she was in shit for.

01:07:57.000 That's the picture he used.

01:07:59.000 So there's a Russian site that talks about corrupt liberals, and it's called Corruption Central, and their logo is Crosshair.

01:08:11.000 That's also a white power logo, by the way.

01:08:13.000 Go back, Ryan.

01:08:14.000 Stop fucking around.

01:08:16.000 Go up, up, up.

01:08:17.000 That's it there.

01:08:18.000 That's where Enrique got the picture from.

01:08:23.000 And no, it's not threatening to kill a goddamn judge, you anus.

01:08:30.000 So anyway, everyone involved in the Capitol thing is flipping on Trump, which is normal for civilians.

01:08:36.000 They're not criminals.

01:08:38.000 They're civilians.

01:08:38.000 And what do civilians do?

01:08:40.000 They rat when they get in trubs.

01:08:43.000 So what they're all saying is, yes, Trump did make me storm the Capitol.

01:08:49.000 And it was his rhetoric that brought me here.

01:08:52.000 They're probably going to try to pull me into it and say, Gavin promoting the Proud Boys made me storm the Capitol.

01:08:58.000 Unfortunately, there's plenty of footage of me saying, don't fucking go.

01:09:02.000 And it's easy to prove that it was a bad idea.

01:09:05.000 You got stabbed in November.

01:09:07.000 And the media's takeaway was, assholes, Proud Boys lead to stabbing.

01:09:12.000 Then you came back.

01:09:14.000 I don't know why.

01:09:15.000 And you got stabbed again.

01:09:17.000 And the narrative was literally in the New York Post, white supremacists surround black men.

01:09:24.000 And that stabbing ensues.

01:09:26.000 Yeah.

01:09:29.000 The coverage of that stabbing was so biased, it was actually a meme.

01:09:34.000 Remember we talked about that?

01:09:35.000 There's a famous meme that's a cartoon, and it has a knife coming down on an innocent victim, and that's what the media is showing.

01:09:43.000 And then you pull back, and it's actually the guy's shoe running away, and the perp is the victim, and the victim is the perp.

01:09:52.000 But the media's focused in on one thing, so you got it backwards.

01:09:56.000 That's a common graphic, but they really did that with the Proud Boys.

01:10:02.000 Yeah, there it is.

01:10:03.000 Good job, Ryan.

01:10:04.000 Wow, I'm impressed.

01:10:05.000 Media perception meme.

01:10:08.000 But they literally did that with the Proud Boy stabbing.

01:10:11.000 They said breaking news, and the word breaking news covered where the black dude had his knife out.

01:10:20.000 So that's what we were at in December.

01:10:24.000 So why go back in January is what I said.

01:10:29.000 I said it's a recipe for murder, and someone got murdered.

01:10:36.000 The vibe I get now is they're really putting it on oath keepers.

01:10:41.000 I think there's much more evidence for oath keepers.

01:10:46.000 Did you get through to Ket Flicks and Chills yet?

01:10:48.000 I did not.

01:10:53.000 We don't show final videos when we do the live show.

01:11:00.000 So let's just show it now.

01:11:01.000 Let's do a end with the final video and then we'll take some calls.

01:11:18.000 Man, that guy did a good bumper.

01:11:21.000 We don't even know who he is, right?

01:11:22.000 I did it.

01:11:23.000 You did it?

01:11:24.000 Not the music.

01:11:25.000 Oh.

01:11:27.000 Well, good job on the bumper.

01:11:28.000 Thanks.

01:11:29.000 The video, but Who did that song?

01:11:32.000 I don't know.

01:11:32.000 I like it.

01:11:33.000 It's really good.

01:11:34.000 It's mean to me, but I like it.

01:11:36.000 You have hurt me today.

01:11:39.000 I thought this was interesting.

01:11:41.000 So it frustrates me when adults are into superhero shit because you can be a superhero.

01:11:47.000 Like, just go join the army or something.

01:11:49.000 You play Call of Duty all night.

01:11:51.000 You can do that.

01:11:52.000 I understand little kids fantasizing about being Spider-Man and stuff.

01:11:57.000 But when adults fantasize about being superheroes, especially blacks in New York with their Captain America shirts and their Wolverine shirts, it's downright embarrassing.

01:12:06.000 You want to be Wolverine?

01:12:07.000 Go be Wolverine.

01:12:09.000 You're an adult.

01:12:10.000 You control the universe.

01:12:12.000 You're in a movie.

01:12:13.000 This is what adults need to understand.

01:12:15.000 You're in a movie.

01:12:16.000 You write it.

01:12:18.000 You want an action scene?

01:12:19.000 There's an action scene.

01:12:20.000 You want a fight scene?

01:12:21.000 There's a fight scene.

01:12:22.000 You control your destiny.

01:12:25.000 So fantasizing all the time is gay.

01:12:28.000 It's for little kids.

01:12:30.000 Video games are for fucking losers.

01:12:34.000 So anyway, here's proof.

01:12:36.000 This guy is not playing a video game.

01:12:38.000 He's not dreaming of being a superhero.

01:12:40.000 He didn't have to go to Afghanistan to do this, though I would recommend that if you really want to experience war.

01:12:47.000 But this guy made a superhero movie out of his life.

01:13:11.000 That's ironic.

01:13:36.000 How fucking badass is this?

01:13:40.000 No, obviously you're not going to do this tomorrow.

01:13:43.000 And then you release the parachute.

01:13:46.000 And you go whipping into wherever that is, Stalingrad.

01:13:53.000 So there's degrees of that.

01:13:54.000 Obviously, you're not going to do that tomorrow.

01:13:55.000 Oh, wait.

01:13:56.000 Oh, this one is cool, too.

01:14:01.000 He has no plan there.

01:14:03.000 There's no parachute coming down.

01:14:13.000 You're a little close to the edge.

01:14:14.000 You're a little close to the edge.

01:14:15.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's fun.

01:14:24.000 Can't really.

01:14:26.000 You were going to release the pair?

01:14:27.000 Oh, wow.

01:14:28.000 That's not smart.

01:14:29.000 Can you not have that impact, please?

01:14:33.000 Holy schmack.

01:14:34.000 But there's various degrees of all this, you know?

01:14:39.000 They're skiing fast.

01:14:41.000 That's not jumping off a cliff in a squirrel suit, but you're getting there.

01:14:45.000 Go do stuff.

01:14:47.000 Skydiving safe.

01:14:48.000 Get out of your fucking hovel.

01:14:54.000 All right, let me get some papiers.

01:14:56.000 By the way, we've been holding off on the doodle auctions because the feds are coming down on anything remotely associated with Prowboys, including a charity for one of their babies.

01:15:08.000 But they're piling up and we'll be launching them soon.

01:15:13.000 Yeah, let me get some paper.

01:15:14.000 All right.

01:15:15.000 Oh, I'm in so much pain.

01:15:18.000 And we'll play the call-in bumper.

01:15:23.000 You are on the air.

01:15:26.000 This is a fucking loser.

01:15:28.000 You know, I'm here to learn, share, and listen, understand why.

01:15:31.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

01:15:33.000 You have one thing.

01:15:34.000 Thank you for calling.

01:15:35.000 It was great hearing from you.

01:15:38.000 All right, next call.

01:15:40.000 It's a great bumper, too.

01:15:43.000 We got.

01:15:44.000 So last night...

01:15:46.000 Did you answer it yet?

01:15:47.000 I get old.

01:15:49.000 Last night, I'm at the bar with that blue-collar dude I told you who was a liberal.

01:15:55.000 And this Puerto Rican girl's there with fucking fantastic tits.

01:15:59.000 And she's with a black girl, and I see that they scope me, I'm made.

01:16:03.000 And I see the black girl going, and she's got her phone out.

01:16:06.000 And then I see her Puerto Rican friend with the great tits going, are you okay?

01:16:09.000 Are you okay?

01:16:11.000 I'm like, oh, here we go, for fuck's sake.

01:16:13.000 By the way, I'm at an old man bar.

01:16:15.000 You're young people.

01:16:17.000 You're on my turf.

01:16:18.000 I'm not at a fucking rave.

01:16:20.000 So fuck you.

01:16:22.000 Anyway, they eventually get the liquid courage to come over.

01:16:25.000 And the black girl, after the Puerto Rican girl broke the ice, the black girl came by and shook everyone's hand.

01:16:30.000 Hi, like that's sort of breaking the ice.

01:16:33.000 And now we're having some sort of Camp David peace talks.

01:16:36.000 Very brave.

01:16:38.000 But the Puerto Rican girl goes, can I ask you guys a relationship question?

01:16:42.000 And we're both 50.

01:16:44.000 We both have kids and we're married.

01:16:45.000 And, you know, we went through a lot of relationships in our lives before we got married.

01:16:50.000 So we know a lot of shit.

01:16:52.000 And it's fun being asked a relationship question.

01:16:54.000 So I was like, perfect.

01:16:56.000 Yes.

01:16:57.000 I couldn't think of something I'd rather do right now than get into your relationship.

01:17:02.000 I'm not being sarcastic.

01:17:05.000 And she goes, so I was dating this cop, okay?

01:17:09.000 And we've spent a lot of time together recently.

01:17:12.000 We've only known each other for a couple months, but we've really been hot and heavy.

01:17:17.000 And all of a sudden on Sunday, he ghosted me.

01:17:21.000 That's a young person term for not getting back to me.

01:17:25.000 And I don't know what's going on.

01:17:26.000 Now it's Tuesday.

01:17:27.000 This was last night.

01:17:29.000 So I'm starting to get worried.

01:17:31.000 And I'm going, well, did you try contacting him?

01:17:37.000 I'm trying to be nice at first, right?

01:17:38.000 But we'd had a few beers.

01:17:40.000 And eventually I go, I don't know, lady, maybe he, what are you doing?

01:17:45.000 Drinking.

01:17:46.000 I go, maybe he went to see his wife.

01:17:51.000 And then the other guy goes, yeah, let's cut the shit.

01:17:53.000 He's chilling.

01:17:55.000 If he's not going to see his wife, he's going to see some other chick.

01:17:59.000 And she goes, well, you know, he's a detective now.

01:18:03.000 And I don't believe that because she was so young.

01:18:08.000 But even if you're fighting a massive forest fire in California, within 12 hours, somewhere in the port-a-potty, you're going to be able to make a call.

01:18:20.000 And if she's the one, then you're going to want to call her.

01:18:24.000 So he's cheating.

01:18:27.000 I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.

01:18:30.000 So I banged her in the bathroom, and it went great.

01:18:33.000 That's what you do when you realize a story's sucking.

01:18:35.000 Just add a crazy ending.

01:18:37.000 And being good at it, if you will.

01:18:41.000 All right, let's answer some calls.

01:18:43.000 All right, we got Tony on the line.

01:18:45.000 What's up, Tony Rohn?

01:18:48.000 Hi.

01:18:49.000 Hi, Gavin.

01:18:50.000 Hi, Ryan.

01:18:51.000 Hi, hi, hi.

01:18:52.000 I just wanted to make a couple suggestions for beautiful places to live, to move to, to get away from Libtards.

01:19:01.000 There's two, what I'd call jewelry boxes, which are Savannah, Georgia, and Charleston, South Carolina.

01:19:08.000 Both of those have come up quite a bit.

01:19:12.000 Well, they're like, just go take your wife for a week, spend three days in each, and you'll just have the most romantic time, beautiful restaurants.

01:19:21.000 It's just so beautiful.

01:19:22.000 And then if you're, you know, you're right on the beach, too.

01:19:25.000 You're in a city, but there's Edisto Beach.

01:19:29.000 So I don't think they've had for so many years so many rich northerners come down.

01:19:35.000 I think they do turn their noses up to it, but it's just charming and beautiful, wonderful.

01:19:41.000 If you went to Florida, it's, I hate to say this, it's a cultural desert.

01:19:46.000 It's beautiful, nice beaches, but you'll die.

01:19:49.000 You'll die in Florida.

01:19:51.000 There's no museums.

01:19:53.000 There's no history.

01:19:54.000 There's just no culture.

01:19:57.000 This is amusement parks.

01:19:59.000 So I would stay away from Florida.

01:20:01.000 But the place I most love in the world is Asheville, North Carolina, because you have the Smoky Mountains, which I think is really one of the most beautiful parks of our country.

01:20:13.000 And it's a very artistic community.

01:20:16.000 And there's a lot of artists that make things, and beautiful things come from Asheville.

01:20:22.000 It's a lot of furniture and stuff.

01:20:24.000 But I love Asheville, and the Smoky Mountains are just absolutely stunning.

01:20:29.000 And then if you're in North Carolina, you're four hours to the beach.

01:20:33.000 So it's not terrible.

01:20:35.000 So you could almost have the best of both worlds.

01:20:37.000 Yeah, now my daughter's kind of punky, and she's going to miss New York.

01:20:43.000 I hear Asheville is kind of artsy-fartsy, and like there's a little hipster community there that she could probably, you know, go hang in.

01:20:50.000 Yeah.

01:20:51.000 It's gorgeous.

01:20:52.000 And then also, I know I'm not supposed to have two things, but I really would like your advice on I'm surrounded by libcards.

01:20:59.000 I'm completely isolated.

01:21:01.000 I don't have a community of conservative moms.

01:21:07.000 I'm so alone.

01:21:08.000 Where are you?

01:21:09.000 And I don't know in Connecticut.

01:21:13.000 Are you near Darion?

01:21:17.000 No, no, a little bit north of there.

01:21:20.000 I'm not far from Sandy Hook, actually.

01:21:25.000 Yeah, north from Darion about 45 minutes.

01:21:30.000 Well, do you have kids?

01:21:31.000 I'm totally isolated.

01:21:36.000 Do you have kids?

01:21:39.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:21:40.000 Cut out.

01:21:41.000 Yes, I have kids.

01:21:42.000 How old are they?

01:21:45.000 I've got a teenager, 17-year-old, and now a 12-year-old.

01:21:50.000 Okay, well, the 12-year-old could take baseball, and I find baseball to be relatively mega, and you start meeting the moms when you're rooting for the kids.

01:22:01.000 Someone sneaks in some wine, and the next thing you know, you have a posse.

01:22:07.000 Yeah.

01:22:08.000 Okay.

01:22:10.000 I mean, that's, my wife is a liberal, but she doesn't like them because they terrorize her family.

01:22:16.000 So she's always looking for MAGA people.

01:22:19.000 And she found a crew through baseball.

01:22:21.000 But what was great about it is even the women in that crew, some of them are pretty liberal, but they've gotten to know her, and they don't care that, you know, her husband's MAGA.

01:22:32.000 In fact, I get along with them almost as well as she does.

01:22:36.000 And that was all because of our kids' sports.

01:22:41.000 I have two kids that will not go near sports.

01:22:44.000 That's a little tough.

01:22:47.000 Well, they have to.

01:22:51.000 Yeah, I'm forced them.

01:22:52.000 My daughter was that way, and she refused softball and lacrosse and soccer.

01:22:59.000 And then I made her try boxing, and she said, I like this.

01:23:02.000 So now she has boxing.

01:23:03.000 You just keep throwing shit to the wall to see what sticks.

01:23:08.000 Yeah.

01:23:09.000 But they have to do some kind of exercise.

01:23:13.000 Yeah.

01:23:14.000 All right.

01:23:14.000 Thanks for calling.

01:23:15.000 Okay.

01:23:16.000 I'll try.

01:23:16.000 Thank you.

01:23:19.000 We let her get like seven points in.

01:23:21.000 That's because we're a feminist show.

01:23:23.000 That's right.

01:23:24.000 That's true.

01:23:26.000 It is a form of affirmative action the way we're nicer to broads, but it's really because we have less female callers.

01:23:33.000 So in order to try to achieve a balance, when a female caller calls, I tend to give her more.

01:23:38.000 It's equity.

01:23:39.000 Leeway.

01:23:40.000 And women are, in fact, demented.

01:23:43.000 Well, I don't think so.

01:23:45.000 We don't think so on this show.

01:23:46.000 Proud boys and women.

01:23:49.000 And kids.

01:23:50.000 Kids and people.

01:23:51.000 What does that even mean?

01:23:52.000 Proud boys and women.

01:23:54.000 Maddie Mathis is on the line talking about racing.

01:23:59.000 Hello?

01:24:00.000 Hi.

01:24:01.000 Can you hear me?

01:24:01.000 Yes.

01:24:02.000 Yeah, you sound great.

01:24:05.000 I'm another caller from Connecticut.

01:24:08.000 Cool.

01:24:08.000 I'm in high school, and the other day you were talking about how they're trying to teach how math is racist.

01:24:17.000 Well, lo and behold, literally the next day in computer science class, we have a whole presentation about all the contributions of black people to mathematics.

01:24:31.000 Were they talking about Arabs?

01:24:35.000 No, no, they weren't, but that's also kind of bullshit.

01:24:40.000 Yeah, it's really.

01:24:43.000 I sent a screenshot of it to the mailbag.

01:24:51.000 My high school says math is racist is the subject line.

01:24:54.000 Got you, thank you.

01:24:57.000 So what happens if you contest this?

01:25:02.000 Like, do you get kicked out of school?

01:25:08.000 I don't think it would be that severe, but.

01:25:12.000 Because you've got to say something.

01:25:17.000 The studying and teaching of mathematical sciences is like many subjects learning, blah, blah, blah.

01:25:21.000 The content we learn in the name of Ethereum's party, the famous sugar, the mathematics community has made strides to promote equality, equity, and representation.

01:25:28.000 We still have a long way to go as educators in the West Hartford community.

01:25:31.000 We are committed to learning and growing and promoting equity.

01:25:33.000 That doesn't mean anything.

01:25:35.000 That doesn't mean anything.

01:25:38.000 None of those words.

01:25:40.000 I'm no farther ahead after those four paragraphs than I was before.

01:25:46.000 Yeah, it's like that poet at the Biden was going into office.

01:25:53.000 Oh, man.

01:25:56.000 We have to look with our eyes.

01:25:58.000 Eyes see.

01:25:59.000 Just because it is does not mean it is just this.

01:26:04.000 All right, thanks for calling, Caller.

01:26:06.000 God, what the fuck do we do?

01:26:08.000 I almost said I wouldn't want to have kids in school right now as a dad.

01:26:12.000 Oh, wait, I do.

01:26:18.000 Man, I'm not drawing very well tonight.

01:26:20.000 This is not working out.

01:26:21.000 Blame it on the rib, baby.

01:26:24.000 You got a rib drawing right now.

01:26:26.000 This is about dinosaurs.

01:26:27.000 And it says I'm partially right.

01:26:30.000 Oof.

01:26:33.000 I can hear.

01:26:36.000 I heard my anal lips colliding.

01:26:38.000 Yeah, that was graphic.

01:26:41.000 A lot of imagery with that sound.

01:26:43.000 Hey, this is a dinosaur caller, 817.

01:26:47.000 Yeah.

01:26:48.000 Yeah.

01:26:49.000 Okay.

01:26:49.000 And then like just chaos over there.

01:26:52.000 Trill, but they're not millions and millions of years old.

01:26:55.000 Did y'all know there's cave paintings that are dated several thousand years old of dinosaurs painted on cave walls before they even discovered dinosaur bones?

01:27:05.000 So man knew about dinosaurs thousands of years ago.

01:27:09.000 And another thing, if you believe the Bible, which y'all are Bible-believing Christians, I would imagine, the Bible says man and dinosaurs were created on the sixth day together.

01:27:21.000 And also, the Bible says sin, man's sin brought death into the world, not that death brought man into the world.

01:27:29.000 See what I'm saying?

01:27:30.000 If evolution is true, then there was millions and millions of years of animals being born and dying and suffering before man ever even evolved, quote unquote.

01:27:40.000 So that would make the Bible untrue.

01:27:43.000 So, you know, if you can't believe the first part of the Bible, you can't believe any part of the Bible.

01:27:47.000 Wait, so what part of the Bible denies that there was life before man?

01:27:51.000 Is it Job and Genesis?

01:27:54.000 Say that again?

01:27:55.000 Go back on that part.

01:27:57.000 The Bible says, what about...

01:28:00.000 Okay.

01:28:02.000 Okay.

01:28:02.000 The Bible says that man and dinosaurs, they were both created on the sixth day at the same day together.

01:28:09.000 Okay?

01:28:09.000 Now, you could say, well, that meant that was thousands and thousands of years or whatever that one day equaled, but it still doesn't equal millions and millions of years.

01:28:17.000 Now, the Bible says everything was perfect at the beginning, before man sinned, before Adam and Eve sinned.

01:28:23.000 There was no death in the world.

01:28:25.000 So at the point Adam and Eve sinned, that's what caused death.

01:28:31.000 That's what caused their death eventually and the death of the rest of the mankind and the whole world.

01:28:35.000 Animals are groaning.

01:28:37.000 Nature's groaning, waiting for the return of Christ.

01:28:41.000 So about evolution, evolution teaches that there's been millions and millions and millions of years that eventually man evolved out of all this death and carnage that was going on for millions of years.

01:28:54.000 The Bible doesn't teach that.

01:28:55.000 The Bible teaches that there was no death before man's sin.

01:28:59.000 Yeah, I don't buy it.

01:29:01.000 I buy it.

01:29:02.000 I don't think we came from shrews.

01:29:04.000 They say that we came from shrews.

01:29:08.000 We didn't come from pond scum, and don't let evolution make a monkey out of you.

01:29:11.000 We didn't evolve from apes either.

01:29:13.000 Hell yeah.

01:29:14.000 No, we didn't evolve from apes, but we have the same evolutionary trajectory as apes.

01:29:20.000 Negative.

01:29:22.000 There's never been anything observed changing from one kind to another kind.

01:29:26.000 Dogs always have dogs.

01:29:27.000 Cows always have cows.

01:29:29.000 Pigs always have pigs.

01:29:30.000 There's nothing evolving.

01:29:32.000 There is microevolution, like birds having different sized beaks depending on what they're eating and their environment.

01:29:38.000 But they're still birds.

01:29:39.000 Birds are still birds.

01:29:40.000 There is not going to change them to anything else.

01:29:42.000 Whales are dogs.

01:29:46.000 Whales used to look like dogs.

01:29:50.000 No, whales have always been whales.

01:29:52.000 Nope.

01:29:53.000 Dogs have always been dogs.

01:29:55.000 Whales used to be dogs.

01:30:00.000 Whales used to be dogs.

01:30:01.000 I think he's dying on this whole whales were dogs things.

01:30:04.000 We was kings and whales were dogs.

01:30:07.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:30:08.000 I like it.

01:30:09.000 Thanks.

01:30:09.000 Pull it up.

01:30:10.000 Pull the evolution of whales from dogs.

01:30:13.000 It took 50 million years, but these dogs were going around the edge of the river and they were trying to get something to eat.

01:30:20.000 And they noticed they did well with like crayfish type stuff.

01:30:25.000 So then they started going into the water.

01:30:27.000 And then as they went into the water, they would start swimming around.

01:30:30.000 And then they started...

01:30:31.000 And by the way, when they say evolution, they don't mean that these things magically developed this.

01:30:36.000 They mean that the ones that had this trait bred more because they were more successful.

01:30:43.000 Like the reason you have chinky eyes is because when humans crossed the Bering Strait, they would get snowblind.

01:30:49.000 So the ones who were born with eyes kind of like this would procreate more because they were healthier and they weren't fucking going blind all the time.

01:30:59.000 They had time to fuck.

01:31:02.000 And there.

01:31:02.000 So go back to the beginning of this.

01:31:07.000 The evolution of the whale.

01:31:09.000 This is what I believe as a Christian.

01:31:12.000 What?

01:31:13.000 There's a silly dog.

01:31:14.000 I thought we were studying whale evolution.

01:31:16.000 We're on dry land.

01:31:17.000 All marine mammals evolve from land mammals.

01:31:19.000 So he starts getting prawns and around now, like the dogs that were good swimmers would procreate more.

01:31:28.000 So that's why you start seeing these changes.

01:31:31.000 Yikes.

01:31:32.000 We're doing millions and millions of years at a time here.

01:31:37.000 That's why a whale is a mammal.

01:31:39.000 Because it's really just a dog.

01:31:41.000 It's pretty streamlined and has a lot of hole in its head.

01:31:43.000 But probably comes onto the land to have its babies, although scientists can't be sure.

01:31:48.000 And we are next to a river, not the sea.

01:31:50.000 Whales were not always whales, dude.

01:31:52.000 Well, I know we're by the seaside, but I don't know if it's a little bit of a damage.

01:31:55.000 I think that's pretty rich.

01:31:57.000 It'd be fun to look at the skeletons, though.

01:31:59.000 So you don't believe this.

01:32:01.000 I don't.

01:32:02.000 Right now, you don't do education, you just look at a bunch of YouTube videos.

01:32:08.000 I know what it's like if you go to college, they tell you this stuff, but you don't sit there hands-on and do experiments.

01:32:14.000 You're just remembering shit.

01:32:15.000 I'm not discrediting it, too.

01:32:16.000 It could be all true.

01:32:17.000 I'm just saying just as much as a leap of faith with somebody who hasn't looked at the evidence as somebody who read the Bible.

01:32:25.000 Dog and whale.

01:32:26.000 No, that's not the case at all.

01:32:28.000 There's tons of unequivocal, hard evidence that evolution exists.

01:32:37.000 Wait, go back to my whale.

01:32:39.000 You weren't done.

01:32:41.000 Let's see what happens next as it evolves.

01:32:44.000 The water is nice and warm here.

01:32:46.000 Are we moving out to sea?

01:32:48.000 Yeah.

01:32:48.000 Wait, where'd that fin come from?

01:32:50.000 Will it be as warm as the next place?

01:32:52.000 Let's see what happens next.

01:32:54.000 The one that had a little kink in its back ends up breeding more.

01:32:58.000 Yes, and look over there at that dolphin-sized creature.

01:33:01.000 It's called a gyrodon.

01:33:03.000 A gyrodon?

01:33:04.000 No, that really does look like a whale.

01:33:06.000 It's got fashionary, but everything is like a whale, except the bass and the sword.

01:33:11.000 What do you have?

01:33:13.000 So what do whales have instead of mouse?

01:33:14.000 Oh shit.

01:33:15.000 Here, find.

01:33:16.000 So that guy said there was cave paintings of dinosaurs.

01:33:20.000 Yeah, we're showing those.

01:33:21.000 Let's see that.

01:33:24.000 So yeah, modern youth now, they just look at, you know, people like Ryan.

01:33:31.000 Hey.

01:33:32.000 They just look at YouTube videos about 9-11 or something, and then that's their information.

01:33:38.000 Well, I mean, what are we doing?

01:33:42.000 What?

01:33:43.000 We're objecting to the mainstream media.

01:33:45.000 I'm seeing history.

01:33:46.000 We're on a TV show that's basically a radio show.

01:33:50.000 So the medium changes the authenticity of it?

01:33:52.000 I'm just saying that I'm watching history being rewritten in real time.

01:33:57.000 Yeah, but these are minor tweaks.

01:33:59.000 They're not eradicating dinosaurs.

01:34:01.000 And that...

01:34:03.000 What are we looking at here?

01:34:06.000 I want to find a real site discussing this.

01:34:10.000 Let's see.

01:34:12.000 Oh, that's not one.

01:34:13.000 UFO sightings.footage.

01:34:15.000 No, that doesn't count.

01:34:18.000 But let's see National Geographic or something talk about dinosaur paintings.

01:34:24.000 Indie.

01:34:26.000 Genesis Park.

01:34:27.000 See this fucking horseshit.

01:34:34.000 Someone found a dinosaur-like shape on a cave, and now cavemen were drawing dinosaurs.

01:34:41.000 Come on, man.

01:34:42.000 Come on, man.

01:34:44.000 I can't believe I have to sit and refute this.

01:34:47.000 This is the problem with having a weirdo show is a lot of your viewers are very eccentric and they send me shit like, you honestly think a plane went into the World Trade Center?

01:35:01.000 A fucking seagull can obliterate a plane.

01:35:03.000 I got that email today calling me a bitch and stuff.

01:35:06.000 Dude, I watched a plane go into the World Trade Center.

01:35:09.000 I was there.

01:35:09.000 I didn't watch it on TV.

01:35:11.000 I watched it from my roof.

01:35:13.000 I saw it with my own eyes.

01:35:16.000 I saw the second plane hit the second tower.

01:35:21.000 See, the mistake there is certainty in any direction.

01:35:23.000 I'm not certain of either things.

01:35:24.000 I'm not saying, dude, it definitely happened that way.

01:35:27.000 Just saying I don't fucking know.

01:35:29.000 Oh, Jennifer Tennis.

01:35:33.000 Hi.

01:35:34.000 Hi.

01:35:37.000 Well, I'm going to change my thing because I want to talk about what the last caller talked about.

01:35:45.000 He is absolutely correct.

01:35:48.000 And by the way, there's lots of Christian geologists and anthropologists.

01:35:55.000 So, okay, so in the book of Job, in the Bible, it talks about a creature called Zohemoth and also Leviathan.

01:36:06.000 It talks about how their tails were like cedar trees and their arms and legs were like...

01:36:19.000 But the real problem with the serious episode is what they call the missing link.

01:36:30.000 So there's no fossils that have ever been discovered where there is a change of kind.

01:36:39.000 So you never have like canines evolving into feline.

01:36:48.000 In fact, Darwin himself said that if a change of kind was never discovered, then his theory is debunked.

01:37:02.000 So, and that's very important.

01:37:06.000 If you think about it, there's not one fossil ever that shows a change in kind.

01:37:16.000 There's adaptation, microevolution, that's Darwin finches in the Galapagos.

01:37:25.000 But you said that you wanted a website.

01:37:27.000 If you go to Answers in Genesis, The guy's name is Ken Ham, and I mean, he's got tons and tons of information about it.

01:37:40.000 Of course, it's a very complex subject, so I can understand, you know, if you, you know, have trouble swallowing that pill.

01:37:55.000 But, you know, they found organic matter in fossils that are supposedly millions of years old that wouldn't have been able to survive.

01:38:12.000 Well, that one I heard that it was actually, it wasn't, it wasn't biological, it wasn't like tissue and stuff like that.

01:38:21.000 It was an imprint of tissue.

01:38:23.000 And it was, so that one I've seen the response for, and it seems like it wasn't like outside of the bone, it was like within.

01:38:32.000 So do you think dinosaurs existed, lady?

01:38:36.000 I do, because the Bible talks about them.

01:38:39.000 In the book of Job, chapter 45, I think 15 through 24.

01:38:46.000 It talks about.

01:38:50.000 So you think they existed, but they existed a few thousand years ago.

01:38:57.000 Well, that's what the Bible indicates.

01:39:00.000 Okay.

01:39:02.000 All right.

01:39:02.000 Thanks for calling.

01:39:07.000 Yeah, he debated, I remember this Ken Ham guy.

01:39:10.000 He debated Bill Nye.

01:39:12.000 And I just, Bill Nye's just a cunt.

01:39:14.000 So Bill Nye is, he has an engineering degree.

01:39:20.000 Like my dad.

01:39:20.000 I take it from it.

01:39:21.000 But he went to college.

01:39:23.000 Okay.

01:39:26.000 Rory Jeopardy.

01:39:29.000 It's Rory Jeopardy, baby.

01:39:33.000 Have you watched Jeopardy lately, dude?

01:39:36.000 No, that show's too hard for me.

01:39:38.000 I don't understand it.

01:39:40.000 All right, so I happen to like it.

01:39:42.000 I watched them my whole life.

01:39:44.000 And, you know, Trebek died, which is very sad and all.

01:39:48.000 But since he has passed on, you wouldn't believe the conduct of the contestants.

01:39:57.000 When they got to do a little story, each person in the middle of the first round, it always reverts back to their pets, their tabletop gaming, or something like your blueberry margarita story about the airport,

01:40:14.000 about the homos drinking gay drinks.

01:40:17.000 It's always a combination thereof.

01:40:20.000 But like the worst thing to me, and it's very new, this whole trend, is people will sort of petulantly object when they get something wrong.

01:40:31.000 Like they're always huffing and puffing.

01:40:33.000 No way.

01:40:34.000 Throughout the whole round.

01:40:35.000 Like these people, they have no humility.

01:40:38.000 So the judge is wrong?

01:40:40.000 The question was wrong?

01:40:42.000 Yeah, you know, like you buzz in, you get one wrong, whatever.

01:40:47.000 Like, it's a trend.

01:40:50.000 It's very noticeable.

01:40:51.000 And do you think it's that Alex Trebek was kind of keeping him in line, or do you think that now that he's gone, there's more of a maybe like an effort by the production to sort of encourage people to be a little more like feisty and entertaining instead of intelligent?

01:41:12.000 No, I think when the con chat sortie les surridance, when the cat's away, the mice will play.

01:41:18.000 And we are seeing what these fucking nerds have been dying to do this whole time.

01:41:23.000 And you're right, that's so embarrassing.

01:41:26.000 So they had Ken Jennings for a while, and he had other responsibilities.

01:41:30.000 So the last week they had producers posting.

01:41:34.000 And at the end of every episode, they do this like come together kumbaya bullshit.

01:41:41.000 But the guy literally says, he goes, you know, if we all just pitched in a little bit together, we can make this world a lot better than it is right now.

01:41:50.000 Which, you know what that means?

01:41:53.000 What?

01:41:54.000 Absolutely nothing.

01:41:58.000 It's just empty rhetoric.

01:42:00.000 Like, I don't even, so much of what the lefties are saying these days sounds good.

01:42:07.000 And you go, but not only does that mean nothing, I don't believe you.

01:42:10.000 Like with that Candace Owens green screen where he goes, and then I'll put my real name, or when I don't have my real name, Walter, I have Hawk Newsome on.

01:42:21.000 Hawk doesn't get any calls back because he's black.

01:42:24.000 And they see that.

01:42:24.000 And I'm like, let me see.

01:42:26.000 I don't believe you.

01:42:29.000 It's just easier.

01:42:30.000 That show was just like the model of consistency.

01:42:34.000 And now it feels like when lesbians started going to my barber shop, it's awful.

01:42:39.000 Yeah, well, that's indicative of the whole country, my friend.

01:42:42.000 Thanks for calling.

01:42:44.000 They really know how to take over something and just ruin the living shit out of it, don't they?

01:42:51.000 Justin.

01:42:54.000 Justin, you're on the line.

01:42:57.000 Guys, how are you tonight?

01:42:58.000 Thanks for taking my call.

01:42:59.000 What's up?

01:43:01.000 Hey, Gav, just wanted to ask you if you happened to catch Howard the last week or two, particularly like this last week.

01:43:09.000 Dude, I was listening to Howard today, and it was so infuriating.

01:43:14.000 So there's been two deaths from gender reveal parties, and what happens is the blue powder or whatever explodes and kills a guy.

01:43:22.000 And there's 331 million people in the country.

01:43:25.000 Two deaths is irrelevant.

01:43:28.000 We have six people die every year from spider bites.

01:43:30.000 We're not concerned about it.

01:43:33.000 But Howard, not only has he not left his house for a year, but he's never really left his house.

01:43:38.000 So he's sitting there.

01:43:39.000 He has to come up with a reason for these deaths.

01:43:42.000 So he comes up with this bullshit made-up story where he goes, so yeah, let me explain what's happening.

01:43:48.000 Men don't like gender reveal parties, true, but they love fireworks.

01:43:53.000 So what they do is they have a connection with a guy who can get you this and that piece of dynamite, and they get these crazy fireworks, and then that's their contribution to the gender reveal party.

01:44:05.000 And the fireworks explode, and they end up killing people because these guys don't know what they're doing.

01:44:12.000 And you're like, I'm sitting in the car going, Howard, you just made that up.

01:44:16.000 That's not a thing.

01:44:19.000 Yeah, he makes up a lot of stuff as if I was talking out of his ass.

01:44:24.000 What are your thoughts on his recent obsession with the jazz person?

01:44:29.000 I didn't know what it was.

01:44:30.000 I had to go online and look it up.

01:44:33.000 It's literally like a 16 or 17-year-old, I guess, a man who felt that that person was a woman.

01:44:42.000 And so with the help of his parents and everything else, has had hormones and bottom surgery.

01:44:50.000 And Howard is obsessed with this person named Jazz and how doctors built them a seven-inch deep vagina.

01:44:58.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:45:00.000 And it goes back to his weird, creepy obsession with young girls.

01:45:04.000 Like, I Am Jazz, at first glance, looks like an attractive 13-year-old girl.

01:45:11.000 Now, unfortunately, it's like a 15-year-old boy, and he's a fucking pig.

01:45:15.000 Yeah.

01:45:17.000 Yeah.

01:45:18.000 I hate the way he talks about young girls and pretends that it's just this fun thing and he's in touch with his feminine side.

01:45:26.000 No, he's a disgusting old Jewish perv, just like Harvey Weinstein.

01:45:31.000 And the fact that he's into I Am Jazz is equally nauseating.

01:45:35.000 Fuck, it's gross.

01:45:36.000 And he pretends he's just into some trans soap opera.

01:45:40.000 It's deeply disturbing.

01:45:41.000 And I Am Jazz is deeply disturbing.

01:45:44.000 It's a poor little, I think, adopted, like, Arab boy who is gay, and his white parents fucking helped him cut his dick off, which is going to be the future of Charlie Therone's little poor boy,

01:46:00.000 little African boy.

01:46:01.000 He's going to be chopping his dick off any day now.

01:46:04.000 And it's that shouldn't.

01:46:06.000 When you sign up to give your kid away for adoption, there should be a little slot saying, by the way, no genital mutilation.

01:46:15.000 You're absolutely right, man.

01:46:16.000 No, for real.

01:46:18.000 And like his obsession with like underage girls is like kind of disturbing at this point because he had Chris M. Wig on, which was a horrifically boring interview.

01:46:27.000 Yes, I remember.

01:46:27.000 He was talking about how babysat some actor's kid when she was younger.

01:46:32.000 And he was like, oh.

01:46:34.000 So when you were babysitting this kid as a teen, did you ever like want to have sex with that actor guy?

01:46:40.000 Oh, God, no.

01:46:42.000 And then like Keene Barry is completely amazing upstate.

01:46:48.000 Was talking about a movie that she was in.

01:46:50.000 I think it was like Poison Huggy or whatever.

01:46:52.000 And he was like, oh, you were so hot in that movie.

01:46:54.000 Weren't you like 17?

01:46:55.000 She's like, well, I was 16.

01:46:56.000 He's like, oh, you were so hot.

01:46:59.000 Yeah, and he talks about his favorite porn.

01:47:01.000 His favorite porn is always this like babysitter shit.

01:47:05.000 And you look at pornography now, like go to Red Tube or whatever.

01:47:09.000 And there's all this shit about like stepsister walks in on stepson.

01:47:14.000 And you're like, do all these people want to fuck their siblings?

01:47:17.000 What's with all this incest?

01:47:19.000 But he loves it.

01:47:20.000 He's a fucking disgusting lech.

01:47:22.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:47:24.000 One more thing.

01:47:25.000 Wait, one more thing.

01:47:27.000 We lost him.

01:47:30.000 He faded.

01:47:32.000 A victim of the fade.

01:47:35.000 Okay.

01:47:36.000 Like you and my heels on.

01:47:38.000 You're on the line.

01:47:41.000 Hey, buddy.

01:47:42.000 I have a girlfriend.

01:47:43.000 She has four pencils down hangers, buddy.

01:47:46.000 What do you think about that, buddy?

01:47:48.000 Hold on.

01:47:48.000 Let me just see.

01:47:50.000 One, two, three, four.

01:47:53.000 Her hangers, they're four pencils down, buddy.

01:47:56.000 What do you think about that, buddy?

01:47:57.000 No, I heard you.

01:47:58.000 I was just measuring four pencils.

01:47:59.000 I think those are perky.

01:48:00.000 Four pencils is nothing.

01:48:02.000 Is that all of it?

01:48:03.000 You think those are droopers?

01:48:04.000 Dude, I do two pencil cases.

01:48:06.000 They're droopers, buddy.

01:48:08.000 That's the perfect thing for me, buddy.

01:48:09.000 They droop and they hang, and they're so nice, buddy.

01:48:12.000 She's 40 years old, buddy.

01:48:14.000 Oh, she's eight years my senior.

01:48:15.000 I tell you what, I found the one, buddy.

01:48:17.000 I can't trade her up for younger kids and better younger friends, but no, buddy.

01:48:22.000 She's the one for me, buddy.

01:48:23.000 Hold on.

01:48:24.000 I'll tell you what.

01:48:25.000 Okay, buddy.

01:48:26.000 Well, you chose great.

01:48:27.000 Thanks for calling.

01:48:28.000 You're never going to have kids, and that's kind of a bummer.

01:48:30.000 If you ever want to make a baby, dude, you're not going to have that opportunities.

01:48:36.000 Well, hey, I have a son.

01:48:38.000 He's 15.

01:48:42.000 Well, don't break characters.

01:48:43.000 Wait, you're 32?

01:48:44.000 And you have a 15-year-old?

01:48:46.000 Oh, Ohio.

01:48:48.000 Midwest.

01:48:49.000 Yeah, from like Akron, Ohio.

01:48:52.000 You've mentioned it in your show before.

01:48:55.000 What have I mentioned?

01:48:58.000 Akron, Ohio.

01:48:59.000 Oh, okay.

01:49:00.000 I'm sure, yeah, it's come across.

01:49:02.000 Yeah, it was a few months ago, but I want to say that when you threw the conservative map up, you would probably love this area as far as rolling hills, beautiful scenery, lakeside living.

01:49:18.000 There's not a lot of Libtards here either.

01:49:22.000 Wait a minute.

01:49:23.000 I also...

01:49:24.000 Isn't that the only city in the world with no hardcore bands?

01:49:29.000 Thank me for my service.

01:49:31.000 Thank you for your service.

01:49:32.000 I'm terrible at this right now, but I like you more than a friend, okay, buddy?

01:49:36.000 Okay, buddy.

01:49:37.000 Thanks for calling, man.

01:49:38.000 Thank you for your service and everything.

01:49:40.000 Thank you for your service, buddy duty.

01:49:42.000 I love thank you for my service.

01:49:45.000 That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

01:49:50.000 Cameron Stevie Wundle.

01:49:54.000 Yeah, I called to talk about him, but I wanted to jump in on the dinosaurs and fossils things real quick because they were right.

01:50:02.000 You know, they found fossils that have changed from like within the same species, but they've never seen evidence of a fossil that changed in care.

01:50:11.000 Okay.

01:50:14.000 So anyway, did you see that Stevie Wonder is moving to Ghana so that his children's children, children do not have to experience the racial oppression and political turmoil here in the United States?

01:50:30.000 Okay, and I wish you nothing but the best, Steve.

01:50:32.000 He's a Ghana.

01:50:34.000 Good luck with that.

01:50:37.000 Yeah, their per capita GDP is 3% of America's.

01:50:42.000 You know, the homicide rate is four times.

01:50:48.000 The life expectancy is 15 years shorter.

01:50:51.000 But he's got $110 million.

01:50:55.000 And the Chicago Tribune article about it mentioned, he mentioned that the president of Ghana's promised to give him land.

01:51:03.000 Yeah, you know what?

01:51:04.000 The second his kids are old enough to get the fuck out of Ghana, they are going to be goners.

01:51:11.000 You sure?

01:51:12.000 I mean, it's right by the beach.

01:51:13.000 Yeah, so is Miami.

01:51:19.000 What a fucking weirdo.

01:51:20.000 I'm going to get a zone, I suppose.

01:51:22.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:51:24.000 Look up Ghana on Instagram.

01:51:31.000 Of course, it'll just be like resorts and stuff.

01:51:38.000 Ghana.

01:51:39.000 This is the best I could do today, folks.

01:51:42.000 It's a terrible drawing of the ghetto blaster.

01:51:45.000 Let's see if it sells.

01:51:52.000 There's a bunch of Ghana-related stuff, but it doesn't seem like Ghana.

01:51:59.000 Hashkit tag.

01:52:02.000 Why do I have to tell you to do everything three times?

01:52:06.000 Like when I say check Ghana in Instagram and you go and check it in Google So that looks nice.

01:52:19.000 Those are buildings.

01:52:44.000 Ghana.

01:52:45.000 So it's a big, pretty big country.

01:52:48.000 It's near Liberia, which is where the freed slaves tried to start their own country, and that sucked.

01:52:55.000 Lagos.

01:52:57.000 It's near a place that seems to be called the N-word.

01:53:00.000 That's not acceptable.

01:53:01.000 I wonder if it's Muslim.

01:53:09.000 Computer, what is the primary religion of Ghana?

01:53:15.000 2001 was 57% Christian, 22% ethno-religionist, 20% Muslim, 0.061% Baha'i, 0.02% Hindu, 0.0029% Chinese.

01:53:29.000 So Stevie Wonder's a Muslim.

01:53:31.000 He's a Nation of Islam Muslim.

01:53:32.000 He's a Farrakhan guy.

01:53:35.000 Farrakhan's a prophet that I think you ought to listen to.

01:53:43.000 Somebody's calling about the Samsons.

01:53:46.000 Oh, yeah.

01:53:50.000 Hi.

01:53:51.000 Hello.

01:53:52.000 Can you hear me?

01:53:53.000 Yes.

01:53:54.000 Can you hear me?

01:53:55.000 Yes.

01:53:57.000 Yes, my name is Josh.

01:53:59.000 I'm from Utah.

01:54:00.000 I just saw an article that the guy who played Dr. Hibbert from The Simpsons Job Replace.

01:54:09.000 Because he's white.

01:54:11.000 You know how long he's been doing that voice for?

01:54:14.000 He's been doing that voice for 35 years.

01:54:18.000 I know.

01:54:21.000 And were black people really offended?

01:54:28.000 I wonder how much money he lost from that.

01:54:31.000 I mean, he does like most of the voices on that show.

01:54:35.000 Yeah, he does.

01:54:36.000 He does like Mr. Burns, Flemers, Lenny, Otto, Reverend Lovejoy, Smithers, Crystal Skinner.

01:54:50.000 He does a lot of voices for the show.

01:54:54.000 He's just probably just like, ah, whatever.

01:54:56.000 Fuck it.

01:54:58.000 Yeah.

01:54:59.000 The guy who took over his voice, and he's done a lot of voice work, too.

01:55:04.000 Does he sound like Dr. Hibbert?

01:55:07.000 We should start reverse enforcing.

01:55:09.000 We've got to start fighting back and reverse enforcing these rules.

01:55:12.000 Like, I want us to come down hard on the Knicks.

01:55:15.000 The Knicks are named after the Knickerbockers who stole Manhattan from the Indians.

01:55:19.000 We need to get hard on the Knicks.

01:55:21.000 And also, if any black voice actor does any white male voice, we've got to start giving them shit.

01:55:27.000 We also got to start giving shit to people like Beyonce who steal non-black hair and appropriate it.

01:55:35.000 True.

01:55:35.000 She does a commercial for blondes.

01:55:37.000 That's not her hair, and she can't get it wet.

01:55:41.000 She's advertising blonde shampoo.

01:55:44.000 All right, thanks for calling, buddy.

01:55:48.000 We're getting close to the end.

01:55:51.000 Abraham Simpson, as you have pled guilty to the murder of Vivian St. Charmaine, I'm giving you life in prison.

01:55:58.000 I'm giving your podcast.

01:55:59.000 When the doctor comes up, it'll be the new voice.

01:56:01.000 Who has the time?

01:56:02.000 I have shocking medical news that will blow your father's case wide open.

01:56:06.000 Is there somewhere public we can talk?

01:56:08.000 On the day of Vivian's disappearance, she and Abe went in for a couple's colonoscopy.

01:56:13.000 They each swallowed a tiny intestipod, which records internal data and broadcasts a precise GPS signal for 24 hours.

01:56:22.000 Just pause.

01:56:23.000 A Jew in Israel did invent that.

01:56:27.000 A pill that has a camera that can monitor its root down.

01:56:33.000 Damn, dog.

01:56:34.000 You know, I met a lot of Jews in Israel.

01:56:36.000 I go, you know, everyone's mad about this money that you get, and they think that the 3.5 billion is too much.

01:56:41.000 And I met a couple who were like, yeah, I don't like it either.

01:56:45.000 We have a self-sufficient economy.

01:56:46.000 Our cellular technology is unbridled.

01:56:50.000 So stop sending us money and we're fine on our own.

01:56:55.000 Their inventions are amazing.

01:56:58.000 This is his old voice.

01:57:01.000 But what if he jokes?

01:57:04.000 Not to worry.

01:57:05.000 We have the latest Hamlick machine.

01:57:09.000 And then there's Cleveland Browns Jewelry.

01:57:12.000 A sorry board game.

01:57:13.000 Let me see it.

01:57:16.000 Three pieces missing.

01:57:17.000 Why'd you do that?

01:57:18.000 I can shake anything and figure out what all's in there.

01:57:22.000 So that's a black guy now?

01:57:24.000 Wait, we got 11 periods left.

01:57:27.000 I couldn't even tell the difference, honestly, with that one.

01:57:30.000 Yeah, what's the point?

01:57:31.000 I don't know.

01:57:32.000 It's such a dumb point.

01:57:34.000 Like, we're sick of white people using our accents.

01:57:38.000 It's like, I guess it starts with blackface, right?

01:57:41.000 Black voice.

01:57:42.000 Black voice.

01:57:43.000 All right, let's take one more call.

01:57:44.000 This is a dumb drawing I just did.

01:57:49.000 This is a terrible drawing of Ryan that doesn't even look like him.

01:57:53.000 Thank you.

01:57:54.000 Just as a joke, I was about to be like, when are they going to say it's appropriating culture to do cornrows?

01:58:02.000 But that happened already.

01:58:03.000 Oh, yeah.

01:58:05.000 Cornrows, you get in big trouble for.

01:58:06.000 Yeah.

01:58:07.000 Cody.

01:58:10.000 Yo, what's going on there, boys?

01:58:12.000 Hey, guys.

01:58:16.000 Hey, dude.

01:58:17.000 So, check her out there.

01:58:20.000 I'm only going to do one thing because I'm not a dick.

01:58:25.000 My man.

01:58:26.000 So let's let Gavin choose what's going on.

01:58:32.000 So do you want to hear a wholesome dad moment?

01:58:35.000 Or do you want to hear my theory on Antifa and masks?

01:58:39.000 Antifa and masks, please.

01:58:43.000 Okay, so you know how Antifa is kind of like the hive mind mentality?

01:58:48.000 Yeah.

01:58:48.000 So how the left is pushing the masks all crazy?

01:58:54.000 They're basically recruiting people into Antifo without even saying anything about it.

01:58:59.000 Because if you look at these rallies and shit, you kind of can't even tell who's who anymore because our dudes never wore masks, you know?

01:59:07.000 So now all you see in these videos is a shitload of people in black, shitload of people in masks.

01:59:14.000 So basically it allows Antifo to kind of like move within the different groups, you know?

01:59:21.000 And they're not at a place because they can wear a mask.

01:59:25.000 That's what you're supposed to be doing.

01:59:27.000 Does that make sense?

01:59:28.000 Yeah, it's a good theory.

01:59:31.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:59:33.000 Yeah.

01:59:35.000 Thanks for calling.

01:59:36.000 That's enough calls for today.

01:59:40.000 I think another thing with Antifa too, and this is tangentially related to what that caller just said, is when you have no way of being identified, you tend to be more sadistic, more malicious, more sociopathic.

01:59:57.000 And we've seen this in studies with the, you know, university studies where they'll have someone who's hiding and they push a button and it can cause the person pain.

02:00:06.000 And if the person can see them, they don't do it.

02:00:08.000 But if the person can't see them when they did it, they'll be like, eh, and just be a sadist.

02:00:13.000 And I think not only do a lot of people, when they're masked as Antifa, sort of go, hey, I can't be discovered.

02:00:21.000 I'm going to go like kick that person in the head and then run away.

02:00:25.000 There's that, but there's also people who have that tendency and then get attracted to the movement because I'm the kind of person who likes to hurt people and get away with it.

02:00:36.000 I just found a movement where you can wear a mask and do that.

02:00:39.000 So you attract sadists.

02:00:41.000 So though their philosophy is we're anti-fascist and blah, blah, blah, and they have a good whole spiel that they push, as far as the actual clientele, I bet only 20% of them have any kind of political agenda and the rest are just psychotic sadists.

02:01:04.000 That's it for today, folks.

02:01:05.000 We'll be back tomorrow at our normal time and place.

02:01:08.000 We'll be catching up on a lot of fun stuff that we didn't get to, cleaning up the computer, if you will.

02:01:14.000 And in the interim, we'd like you to get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 27, 2021

GOML LIVE #87 - SHOOT THE BOER

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