Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes


GOML LIVE #88 | HELLO CALLER (Part 1)


Summary

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Transcript

00:00:19.000 This is not the song.
00:00:36.000 I'm Glad Another Girl?
00:00:37.000 Oh yes it is.
00:00:40.000 Sorry.
00:00:52.000 Alright, that's enough.
00:00:55.000 That's enough of that hardcore cacophony.
00:00:59.000 That was The Meat Men from Where the Meat Men and You Suck, and that song was, I'm glad I'm not a girl, I'm glad I'm not a girl.
00:01:07.000 Sung by, um, that was Tesco V singing there.
00:01:11.000 That's him right up there.
00:01:13.000 Oh, shit.
00:01:14.000 That's Tesco V. I knocked over the amp.
00:01:20.000 We did an off the record with this album.
00:01:24.000 We did, we did.
00:01:25.000 I chose that album because, and I'm sure this is prevalent in my description of where the meat menus suck, but
00:01:32.000 It was just a time, a different time.
00:01:36.000 A time when you could be rude.
00:01:38.000 Gang Green, the hardcore band, would have, their whole cover would just be Budweiser's.
00:01:44.000 And you could be politically incorrect.
00:01:46.000 It wasn't right-wing or left-wing.
00:01:49.000 Sure, most people were lefties.
00:01:50.000 You know, you listen to Clash lyrics and they sound like a bunch of fucking Che Guevara socialists.
00:01:56.000 That doesn't mean that the other side wasn't permitted.
00:01:58.000 Now it's not permitted.
00:02:00.000 If you have a band and the drummer, like say the singer of Trapped or Michael Graves, if they express an opinion that is not totally radical left communist anarchist, which I can't believe those two words are considered the same thing now, you're done.
00:02:15.000 That band is over.
00:02:18.000 BBQT is over because they use the word savage in a song.
00:02:23.000 What?
00:02:24.000 Um, you may notice I'm wearing a fun sweatshirt that I bought in honor of Detective George Kakavale?
00:02:36.000 I don't want to disparage him by getting the name wrong.
00:02:38.000 Maybe Casavale, but... Casavale?
00:02:41.000 This was a guy who was shot a long-ass time ago.
00:02:44.000 I think in the 80s he was a detective who was shot dead.
00:02:47.000 And then they had a canine unit named after him.
00:02:50.000 So his daughter thought, well that's cool.
00:02:52.000 I'm gonna make sweatshirts for this canine unit because it honors my dad.
00:02:58.000 And so she did.
00:03:00.000 They take a long time to get made now.
00:03:03.000 I'll explain that in a second.
00:03:05.000 And they flew off the shelves because this woman wore it to a New Rochelle High, a Bronx High, Yonkers High, somewhere like that.
00:03:16.000 And the teacher said, no, you can't wear that here.
00:03:17.000 And she goes, why?
00:03:18.000 Because of this?
00:03:19.000 Because of this?
00:03:19.000 Because of this?
00:03:21.000 No, because of this.
00:03:22.000 The blue line, that flag, it makes black people feel unsafe.
00:03:29.000 So teachers and students are not allowed to wear this sweatshirt.
00:03:32.000 So it promptly sold 8 million copies.
00:03:34.000 Wow.
00:03:36.000 I'm exaggerating, but it sold probably 5,000.
00:03:41.000 Did very well.
00:03:42.000 Still well.
00:03:42.000 Because everyone's just buying it.
00:03:44.000 My problem with it is I don't like sweatshirts where you can't unzip them.
00:03:47.000 You know what?
00:03:48.000 It's gotta be fucking cold out to wear this.
00:03:50.000 You're right, but that looks way better than a zip-up.
00:03:52.000 What is on your head?
00:03:53.000 That looks better than a zip-up.
00:03:55.000 Did my mom knit that?
00:03:57.000 Somebody's mom did.
00:03:58.000 I got it off Etsy.
00:03:59.000 But this is the perfect color for me.
00:04:02.000 I have a brand, Nopiup, that you might not know.
00:04:06.000 But I use both of these colors.
00:04:08.000 And so when I saw this hat, I said, you know, I sought it out actually.
00:04:13.000 And it fits perfectly.
00:04:15.000 It's the perfect green for me.
00:04:19.000 I don't know.
00:04:20.000 Are you disgusted?
00:04:22.000 Disgusted is a compliment.
00:04:23.000 I understand.
00:04:24.000 You wish I was disgusted.
00:04:26.000 Yeah.
00:04:26.000 That should be your goal.
00:04:28.000 I was actually aiming- To make it to disgusted.
00:04:30.000 You know, I just knew there was no way that that- I'm confused.
00:04:34.000 It would be good.
00:04:34.000 I'm confused.
00:04:35.000 I'm just trying to dig in.
00:04:36.000 It's such a shitty hat too.
00:04:38.000 It's so obviously a handmade.
00:04:40.000 It looks like the shitty hats my mom sends me in the mail.
00:04:44.000 No offense mom, but those suck.
00:04:46.000 Look at it clearly look at it like look at the stitching.
00:04:49.000 It's just so cheap and homemade and stupid I like it.
00:04:53.000 I like that it you could expand you put it around.
00:04:56.000 You know you stretch it, and it stays It's actually better quality material than I'm wearing one of the coolest sweatshirts in the world literally in the world And you're wearing one of the gayest things in the world well.
00:05:07.000 You see that's the problem.
00:05:08.000 I didn't know
00:05:10.000 That you would be wearing.
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00:06:14.000 Oh, I was stoned when I saw it too.
00:06:15.000 I was stoned every day of my life until about a couple years ago.
00:06:19.000 Oh, really?
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00:06:46.000 You ready for this?
00:06:48.000 Y'all ready for this?
00:06:50.000 Did you know that you're not fair?
00:06:52.000 I knew it.
00:06:52.000 Did you know in the song Y'all Ready For This, that's the only lyric?
00:06:57.000 Y'all ready for this?
00:06:59.000 That's it.
00:07:01.000 Huh.
00:07:02.000 The only lyrics to Y'all Ready For This are Y'all ready for this.
00:07:10.000 No, that's not true.
00:07:12.000 There's yeah.
00:07:27.000 It doesn't open.
00:07:28.000 It doesn't open.
00:07:30.000 Hey kids, you want to get dad's guns?
00:07:33.000 You can't get to dad's guns.
00:07:35.000 It won't open.
00:07:36.000 Hey thief, you want to get dad's guns?
00:07:38.000 You can't, it won't open.
00:07:45.000 Oof.
00:07:47.000 Oh isht.
00:07:48.000 They can't hear you.
00:07:51.000 They can't hear me?
00:07:57.000 Now, it won't close.
00:07:59.000 You move it over here.
00:08:00.000 You can hear the latch.
00:08:02.000 You hear that?
00:08:02.000 Magnetic latch.
00:08:04.000 I move it over here.
00:08:08.000 Pretty fucking cool, huh?
00:08:18.000 Let's just do that one more time.
00:08:24.000 Shot glasses there.
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00:08:51.000 We have a fun idea for a show today.
00:08:56.000 The particle board mounts will give you sawdust residue.
00:09:04.000 I'm not gonna lie.
00:09:05.000 Some of the boards will give you dust.
00:09:08.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.
00:09:09.000 Dusty.
00:09:11.000 Like when he goes false.
00:09:15.000 The reason that show was such a hit is because he was really enjoying himself.
00:09:19.000 You could tell.
00:09:20.000 The bloopers are better than the show.
00:09:21.000 He was having a great time.
00:09:23.000 Oh, fuck.
00:09:24.000 I haven't been working out because of these cracked ribs.
00:09:27.000 I feel like I live with Pontius Pilate and he's in a bad mood every time I want to fucking move.
00:09:35.000 So we have a fun idea for today's show.
00:09:37.000 We're just going to wing it.
00:09:38.000 And I don't mean wing it in that we'll just go through our topics.
00:09:43.000 I'm saving my topics for tomorrow.
00:09:45.000 We've got a lot to talk about with Dr. Seuss being canceled and obviously Mr. Potato Head and all of this bizarre world we're living in.
00:09:56.000 We have tons of footage of my pet Biden being an absolute adorable little clown.
00:10:02.000 But I'd rather just sort of try to plow through calls for a change.
00:10:06.000 I got to get back home early.
00:10:07.000 So if people are annoying, I might just end this show incredibly early.
00:10:11.000 And if they're scintillating, we might go more than two hours.
00:10:16.000 But people always complain they can't get through on the call days.
00:10:19.000 And the freeloaders who listen to this show never hear calls.
00:10:24.000 Because we do calls after.
00:10:25.000 So let's give them a taste of calls.
00:10:27.000 That's cool.
00:10:29.000 Let's have a call ep.
00:10:33.000 We're going to shut people down way quicker than before.
00:10:37.000 So when I say thank you for calling, throw them to the wolves.
00:10:41.000 In fact, you should probably play the interstitial.
00:10:44.000 Thank you for calling.
00:10:45.000 Ah, here we go.
00:10:50.000 You are on the air.
00:10:51.000 I'm here to have a conversation.
00:10:53.000 This is a fucking loser.
00:10:55.000 You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.
00:10:59.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?
00:11:00.000 You have one thing.
00:11:01.000 Thank you for calling.
00:11:02.000 It was great hearing from you.
00:11:04.000 Bye bye!
00:11:05.000 Alright, next call.
00:11:08.000 By the way, I've quit hard liquor for Lent.
00:11:12.000 And I'm starting just now to get a buzz from beer.
00:11:15.000 Nice.
00:11:16.000 I don't know what, when I say just now, I don't mean the second, I mean like this far into the Lent.
00:11:21.000 Your tolerance is going down.
00:11:22.000 My tolerance is finally down where I can pass out from drinking beer.
00:11:27.000 But it's still just like, at the end of the night, you feel like that blueberry chick from Willy Wonka.
00:11:34.000 And then you go to bed and you just wake up every two hours and piss like a racehorse.
00:11:38.000 But you're never slurring or anything.
00:11:39.000 I could have driven a jumbo jet last night and I had probably seven beers.
00:11:45.000 Why don't you show your Donald Trump?
00:11:48.000 Okay.
00:11:49.000 Okay.
00:11:51.000 So I told Ryan to get this impression app so he could be as funny as Kyle Dunnigan.
00:11:55.000 The problem is...
00:11:58.000 They don't have a lot of people.
00:11:59.000 They have all these new people.
00:12:01.000 Right?
00:12:01.000 That's true.
00:12:02.000 So the selection is either super hack people like, you know, Christopher Walken or, or like, you know, Tyler Laudry, some kid that's TikTok famous or something.
00:12:10.000 And then you got, you know, President Trump on there and some others.
00:12:13.000 But, you know, the good thing about what Dunigan does is I can replicate that.
00:12:16.000 I just thought he doesn't use the Impressions app.
00:12:18.000 He uses Snapchat.
00:12:21.000 Oh.
00:12:21.000 So I can do that on Snapchat.
00:12:22.000 So with Snapchat, you find the face and then you put it in.
00:12:26.000 Yeah.
00:12:27.000 So it could be my face.
00:12:28.000 Yep.
00:12:29.000 Have you seen these Tom Cruise deepfakes?
00:12:30.000 Yeah, they're creepy.
00:12:32.000 Dude, you could have a sex tape of you fucking a kid and just go, that's not me.
00:12:38.000 Yeah.
00:12:38.000 This is going to be a boon for active pedophiles.
00:12:42.000 Or any kind of sex tape.
00:12:44.000 Like they go, you're cheating.
00:12:45.000 Oh yeah?
00:12:46.000 Show me video proof.
00:12:47.000 And then they show you and you go, that's not me.
00:12:49.000 Show the Tom Cruise deepfakes.
00:12:51.000 Because they are effing amazing.
00:12:54.000 I mean, right down to the wrinkles on his forehead.
00:12:57.000 That's what I don't get.
00:12:59.000 I saw an AOC deepfake where she was blowing a dude and she says in a perfect AOC voice don't you better not come in my mouth and it is perfect but if you concentrate really hard you can kind of see a different tone of skin here you need to like squint your face off and you may be able to notice it there's a but uh this is even better than that
00:13:26.000 This is disturbing.
00:13:28.000 Oh, is this someone writing about it?
00:13:30.000 God damn it.
00:13:31.000 Why can we never have the thing?
00:13:32.000 There we go.
00:13:39.000 What if we told you the man in the video is not Cruz, but his deep fake?
00:13:47.000 You guys cool if I play some sports?
00:13:51.000 Look, hats and stuff?
00:13:52.000 Yeah, and waving the hand in front of the face.
00:13:54.000 Yeah, my hand in front of the face, and then the darkness of a hat?
00:13:59.000 Which is the one?
00:14:00.000 No, there's a new one that's the best one.
00:14:02.000 The newest one I've seen was the magic one.
00:14:05.000 You got newer than that?
00:14:07.000 Yeah, I think it's... Yeah, he's on the golf course.
00:14:10.000 No, that's older than that.
00:14:12.000 Oh.
00:14:13.000 That's the best one.
00:14:13.000 Detective Shitty.
00:14:16.000 No, the magic trick's better than the golf.
00:14:20.000 Jesus Chri- They couldn't show the clip, could they?
00:14:25.000 I got it.
00:14:26.000 Now, we've seen- We just saw the magic clip, shit for brains.
00:14:29.000 And we saw the golf clip.
00:14:30.000 Why are you going backwards in time?
00:14:32.000 Well, what's that top one?
00:14:35.000 What's up?
00:14:37.000 It's a little, uh, embarrassing.
00:14:42.000 You know, it reminds me... It was once in, uh, Russia.
00:14:45.000 I ran into, uh, Gorbachev.
00:14:49.000 He said...
00:14:51.000 We're in the future.
00:14:51.000 We are in the fucking future.
00:15:19.000 This is a Blade Runner shit.
00:15:21.000 Like, they could use that to... You could kidnap someone and say that your kids are fine.
00:15:28.000 While they're dead.
00:15:31.000 You could do anything.
00:15:32.000 You could have someone... You could have Trump faking the election.
00:15:36.000 Meeting with Putin.
00:15:37.000 Yes, thank you for helping me fuck the election.
00:15:40.000 Here, show us your Trump.
00:15:43.000 It's really, really good.
00:15:44.000 I think this is the good one.
00:15:46.000 Nope, this one.
00:15:49.000 For too long, the liberal media has been censoring and silencing great writers such as Ernest Hemingway, Ernest Borgnine, and Ernest Goes to Camp.
00:15:59.000 And did you see what they're doing to Dr. Seuss?
00:16:03.000 I mean, I don't like him, but it's unfair.
00:16:06.000 Very unfair what they're doing.
00:16:09.000 Maybe that wasn't the one.
00:16:09.000 That wasn't the one.
00:16:10.000 You're always wrong.
00:16:12.000 Without exception.
00:16:13.000 Don't show the others.
00:16:13.000 They're just shitty versions of that.
00:16:15.000 Why did you upload all three?
00:16:16.000 Because I couldn't tell which one was which.
00:16:22.000 You delete the shitty ones.
00:16:23.000 You absolute retard.
00:16:25.000 That's how you do things in life.
00:16:26.000 Well, I do, I want to keep them all because there's one thing in two of them that I really get.
00:16:30.000 One of them, he goes, uh, and I don't like him.
00:16:33.000 It's green.
00:16:34.000 Great him.
00:16:35.000 I got to, I kept that for that little nugget.
00:16:37.000 And then the other one, there's something else that I did that I want to put them in one video.
00:16:40.000 You couldn't have gone like blah, blah, blah, good in the writeup.
00:16:45.000 There's no writeup.
00:16:45.000 Oh, in the actual description of the thing, dot move, whatever it is.
00:16:49.000 Yeah, I know what you mean.
00:16:51.000 I can't look at that hat.
00:16:53.000 How much did it cost you?
00:16:54.000 I think it was $10.
00:16:55.000 That woman probably spent like a year knitting that.
00:17:01.000 It's like puka hats.
00:17:03.000 Oh my god.
00:17:04.000 I have to relive the punch every time I sneeze.
00:17:10.000 You don't have any Advil, do you?
00:17:11.000 No.
00:17:12.000 It's still going, still going.
00:17:13.000 I don't take medicine.
00:17:14.000 Unless it's fun medicine, then it's pretty cool.
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00:17:42.000 But any kind of squats, or we do this thing in the gym where you hit the guy's gloves, and then you squat down, and you squat, you go up, so you're going up and down like this, maybe two rounds.
00:17:52.000 That's only six minutes in total, with a break.
00:17:56.000 The next day, you're walking down the stairs like the ground is lava and someone's putting broken glass up your ass.
00:18:03.000 You become a Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, a Qawwali singer, just going up and down stairs.
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00:19:33.000 What are you doing?
00:19:34.000 Nusret Fatah Ali Khan.
00:19:37.000 Nusret Fatah Ali Khan, buddy.
00:19:40.000 You're getting the name wrong.
00:19:42.000 And if you're going to play Qawwali singers... Don't get it mixed.
00:19:45.000 ...then maybe not get the musical part.
00:19:48.000 Get the... What's his hit?
00:19:55.000 Oh, Nusret.
00:19:55.000 He's dead now.
00:19:57.000 For being a fatso.
00:19:59.000 He had a little bit too much chapati.
00:20:07.000 Come on you lazy prick!
00:20:09.000 Get up!
00:20:21.000 Is Indian like Chinese in the sense that the way you pronounce it matters?
00:20:28.000 Like you can't go tic-toc and say tic-toc?
00:20:30.000 I don't think so, I don't know.
00:20:31.000 As far as I know, Mandarin and maybe Aboriginal Taiwanese are the only things where there's Bob, there's Bob, there's Bob, and there's Bob.
00:20:44.000 And they all mean either I'd like to get some money for the train or I fucked your mother.
00:20:50.000 Hot shit!
00:20:53.000 So you gotta be careful.
00:20:54.000 In other words, it's a stupid language.
00:20:57.000 Jamaican, Scottish, I don't care if you're speaking English, I can understand you.
00:21:03.000 Chinese?
00:21:05.000 Dude, in China, they have subtitles on their shows in Chinese.
00:21:11.000 So you're watching Chinese, you are Chinese, and there's Chinese subtitles.
00:21:15.000 You know why?
00:21:16.000 Because their language is so fucking hard that 62 year olds who were born there are still trying to...
00:21:24.000 Get the edge off.
00:21:25.000 Still trying to master it.
00:21:26.000 I haven't quite nailed it yet.
00:21:28.000 Are you sure Jamaican?
00:21:30.000 Because I hear a lot of Jamaicans and it's like, what?
00:21:35.000 You know what I mean?
00:21:38.000 See what I mean?
00:21:39.000 See what I'm saying?
00:21:42.000 Yeah.
00:21:44.000 Well, obviously like there's degrees, but generally if you listen to Jamaican news, you know, local cable access, you're going to follow it.
00:21:54.000 But when we got that guy one shot two loaf of bread and one milk in a... Can I comment on one of the things you said earlier where you were allowed to be edgy and stuff?
00:22:05.000 I watched Rush Limbaugh on Donahue and just it's fascinating just because you know I was never really familiar with Rush I just knew he would he ruled and never really got around to hearing him but this was amazing you know and the crowd... Borat was there.
00:22:20.000 I have a question about my wife.
00:22:23.000 They're all ugly, huh?
00:22:24.000 Anyway, so half the crowd clapped when they were shitting on him, like calls were shitting on him.
00:22:29.000 Half of them clapped when he made good points, and they were all... There was no ferocity.
00:22:33.000 It wasn't like Jerry Springer where they're like, boo, fuck you!
00:22:36.000 Yeah, you got canceled forever.
00:22:38.000 Yeah, it was so refreshing.
00:22:39.000 Did you see what Dr. Seuss is canceled for?
00:22:40.000 He had...
00:22:42.000 Drawings of like I said I wasn't gonna cover the news But like a Chinese man eats with sticks and it had this stereotypical 1800s Chinese guy, which was like a hundred years off I guess mm-hmm in the 1950s whenever he made that and the guys running an old traditional Chinese gear And he's using chopsticks eating from a bowl.
00:23:01.000 Yeah They did they do They still use chopsticks, and then he had some Arab guy on a camel Okay
00:23:11.000 It's so funny with a lot of these racist caricatures.
00:23:15.000 That's what they look like.
00:23:17.000 Yeah.
00:23:18.000 Like, I'm sorry.
00:23:19.000 What about any Disney movie?
00:23:21.000 Mulan?
00:23:23.000 Or Aladdin?
00:23:24.000 Yeah, go on the blacks there.
00:23:26.000 The blacks?
00:23:27.000 Yeah.
00:23:27.000 To your left, Ryan.
00:23:30.000 The blacks?
00:23:30.000 The blacks.
00:23:31.000 Oh, that's supposed to be blacks, okay.
00:23:33.000 What did you think they were?
00:23:34.000 I thought those were monkeys.
00:23:36.000 Okay.
00:23:38.000 So, blacks do not look like that.
00:23:41.000 That is a hyperbolic exaggeration.
00:23:45.000 But, you know, some super-duper black people sometimes resemble some of that.
00:23:53.000 It's a cartoon!
00:23:55.000 It's a joke!
00:23:56.000 It's a joke!
00:23:58.000 You know, there was some gender stuff in there too, like, mommy is a he.
00:24:01.000 Oh no, mommy is a she.
00:24:02.000 You can be a mommy.
00:24:03.000 Ba ba ba.
00:24:05.000 You know what I noticed about older pictures of him is his nose is fucked up.
00:24:08.000 But you can't look that up, because he's got so many little rhymes about a nose, that if you look up Dr. Seuss's nose, you get lost in a bunch of nose shit.
00:24:16.000 I want to find out what happened to him.
00:24:17.000 Mulberry Street.
00:24:19.000 Bunch of fake...
00:24:21.000 Puerto Rican wise guys in rent-controlled houses living above cheap, shitty, touristy Italian restaurants.
00:24:32.000 That's Mulberry Street.
00:24:33.000 Charlie Kirk pointed out that Obama was like... Obama's all over.
00:24:37.000 Anything you want to learn, you can learn from Dr. Seuss.
00:24:42.000 Now I'm saying Zeus.
00:24:44.000 Because you said Zeus.
00:24:46.000 What do you call him?
00:24:47.000 Dr. Seuss?
00:24:48.000 Dr. Seuss.
00:24:49.000 Oh, I say Zeus.
00:24:51.000 I understand that.
00:24:51.000 Does everyone else say Seuss?
00:24:53.000 I believe.
00:24:54.000 I've never heard Dr. Seuss, but you know, the way you say us is us.
00:24:58.000 I don't want to make you self conscious, but you say us.
00:25:01.000 Yeah, that's Canadian.
00:25:02.000 Okay.
00:25:02.000 I'm damn proud of that.
00:25:03.000 I'm not changing.
00:25:04.000 I'm not asking you to.
00:25:06.000 Let's take some fucking calls.
00:25:07.000 Yeah.
00:25:09.000 Hopefully from Canada, eh?
00:25:10.000 Fuckin' A. Some guy smokin' a dart, fuckin' got a 2-4 there of Molson Canadians.
00:25:18.000 Uh, John.
00:25:19.000 What's up, John?
00:25:20.000 Uh-oh.
00:25:24.000 John wandered from the phone, it appears.
00:25:26.000 John wandered.
00:25:27.000 John, are you there?
00:25:31.000 1-1000.
00:25:31.000 Oh, shit, he hung up.
00:25:32.000 Thank you for calling.
00:25:33.000 Damn, John.
00:25:35.000 Who's next?
00:25:36.000 Train.
00:25:37.000 What's up, Train?
00:25:42.000 I think people assume we're not going to take calls until 10.
00:25:45.000 Is this on me?
00:25:46.000 Hello?
00:25:48.000 Hello?
00:25:48.000 Oh, he's listening to the show.
00:25:50.000 I just heard him say, what's up, John?
00:25:52.000 Correct.
00:25:52.000 Check, check.
00:25:56.000 I'm switching.
00:25:56.000 Okay, wait.
00:25:58.000 Check, check.
00:25:59.000 Check, check, check.
00:26:01.000 Is this you fucking up now?
00:26:04.000 Well, I switched it to this, but the other one's supposed to work.
00:26:08.000 Oh, this is embarrassing.
00:26:09.000 Hello?
00:26:09.000 No, you're not John.
00:26:11.000 I'm sorry, you're not John.
00:26:16.000 You're not John, and you never will be.
00:26:19.000 No offense.
00:26:20.000 Hi.
00:26:31.000 Hey, I've never called into any show before, so it's kind of odd, but I'm actually calling because, like a month ago, you talked about Andrew Yang living in New Paltz, which was news to me, but I found it sort of striking that you thought New Paltz was a shithole, and then you asked Ryan if New Paltz was a shithole because you thought he lived nearby, which he did for some period of time, and I can understand why
00:26:58.000 Ryan might be considered an expert on shitholes, but don't you have to not live in a shithole for a while to understand that what you're living in all the time in Newburgh and the Bronx is worse than other places?
00:27:17.000 Yeah.
00:27:18.000 I understand what you're saying.
00:27:19.000 You know what?
00:27:20.000 Did I?
00:27:20.000 Did I?
00:27:20.000 I'm sorry.
00:27:21.000 Are you from New Paltz?
00:27:22.000 Is that your beef?
00:27:23.000 I would party in New Paltz pretty often.
00:27:24.000 Play some shows there.
00:27:25.000 I'm your lone viewer from New Paltz.
00:27:28.000 I can assure you that there's no one else in this town that actually subscribes to censored.tv.
00:27:33.000 Yeah.
00:27:33.000 Wasn't there a shooting there recently where the cops shot a black dude for being an asshole and there was riots?
00:27:41.000 Did you hear Gavin's question?
00:27:42.000 He was asking, wasn't there a shooting there and there was a bunch of riots?
00:27:45.000 Like a cop shooting?
00:27:48.000 No, there was no cop shooting.
00:27:49.000 That might have been Newberg.
00:27:51.000 There was a guy I went to high school with that shot up downtown.
00:27:54.000 Oh, in Newberg?
00:27:55.000 I think it was Newberg, yeah.
00:27:59.000 Alright, well thanks for calling.
00:28:00.000 We'll try to be better in the future and give New Paltz a break.
00:28:05.000 I love New Paltz.
00:28:06.000 But you called it a shithole.
00:28:07.000 What's worse, New Paltz or Newburgh?
00:28:10.000 Oh my god, Newburgh.
00:28:12.000 For sure.
00:28:13.000 New Paltz is a college town.
00:28:14.000 You know what I heard about Newburgh when I moved upstate was it's a great place to get really cool vintage furniture because it's all blacks and they don't care about mid-century modern.
00:28:23.000 They don't know what that is.
00:28:24.000 They'd rather just go to Ikea.
00:28:25.000 So there's all this really cool furniture and it hasn't been scooped up by gays and liberals because they don't live there.
00:28:30.000 Yeah.
00:28:31.000 And we got an amazing piece of furniture.
00:28:33.000 It was sort of like this.
00:28:35.000 It had a sliding door and it was tiered like doot doot doot like a staircase and we put it next to our staircase and it went boop boop boop boop boop boop and it had like you open it up and this mini bar came out and it was lit.
00:28:46.000 Sick.
00:28:48.000 It was literally lit.
00:28:50.000 Alright, next call.
00:28:54.000 Was that Newberg as in Murder Capital?
00:28:56.000 That was Newberg.
00:28:57.000 Yeah, they got some violence.
00:28:59.000 Newberg.
00:29:00.000 Uh, Eddie, rather.
00:29:03.000 Yo.
00:29:04.000 Yo.
00:29:04.000 Can you hear me?
00:29:05.000 Yes.
00:29:07.000 Hey, I just wanted to say, uh, I see y'all haven't talked about it much, but, uh, or at all, really, uh, did you guys hear about the, uh, shooting at the gun range in Metairie, Louisiana?
00:29:19.000 Yeah.
00:29:21.000 Oh, you did see it?
00:29:22.000 Okay.
00:29:23.000 I didn't really care about it.
00:29:25.000 Or AIU or somebody.
00:29:27.000 Should we care about it?
00:29:30.000 Oh yeah, it was bad, man.
00:29:31.000 Some frickin' black guy went into the gun range and they told him basically, man, you can't walk in here with that loaded gun.
00:29:39.000 And he said, oh well, fuck you and just shot two people and injured a few others.
00:29:45.000 So you only killed two people?
00:29:49.000 He killed two people and injured a few others.
00:29:53.000 And then he ultimately died.
00:29:54.000 Did they take him out?
00:29:55.000 I mean, because these are people with guns there.
00:29:57.000 Like, you would figure that's a well-protected place.
00:30:01.000 Absolutely.
00:30:01.000 Like, all total, like, eight of the people shot at him.
00:30:04.000 Nice.
00:30:05.000 It was wild.
00:30:06.000 They got video of it.
00:30:08.000 Yeah, I saw the video.
00:30:09.000 I didn't even include it in the show notes.
00:30:11.000 I just thought, who cares?
00:30:12.000 It's only three people.
00:30:13.000 I mean, that's, that's a pretty normal evening in Chicago and New York.
00:30:18.000 Louisiana's got bad crime though, right?
00:30:21.000 I'm not, not, not talking about, not like talking about, not, not a situation like that.
00:30:25.000 I mean, sometimes they, you know, they shoot each other in the hood, but I mean, just something random like that for no reason, it seems a bit much.
00:30:33.000 It definitely is a bit much, but in the grand scheme of things it didn't really... I don't know why I didn't really give a shit.
00:30:40.000 Thanks for calling.
00:30:41.000 I mean, there's so many horrific murders, black-on-white crime, that doesn't get talked about.
00:30:49.000 Like, you know, some black dude killing his white girlfriend's parents.
00:30:55.000 And if the races were reversed, it would be the biggest story on earth.
00:30:58.000 But like, if you look at right wing Gringa's Instagram feed, and she'll just occasionally include some of these, these brutal fucking sadistic murders.
00:31:10.000 And you think, why isn't this ever reported?
00:31:14.000 Because it doesn't fit the narrative.
00:31:16.000 Fuck, you make one spelling mistake.
00:31:18.000 I remember there was that there was that cup there.
00:31:23.000 There we go.
00:31:23.000 That's exactly what I'm talking about.
00:31:26.000 Unprovoked fatal shooting of Denver mom.
00:31:28.000 Or there was that couple at Wisconsin U.
00:31:32.000 They were both professors at University of Wisconsin.
00:31:34.000 They were murdered on a nature trail.
00:31:37.000 And it was because they had objected to their daughter dating this black dude.
00:31:42.000 Not because he's black.
00:31:43.000 It's fucking Wisconsin.
00:31:44.000 They blow black people for free on every street corner.
00:31:47.000 But because he was a psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est.
00:31:51.000 And he murdered them.
00:31:53.000 Killed them.
00:31:55.000 And there was all this controversy and what happened to them and blah, blah, blah.
00:31:58.000 We all knew what happened.
00:31:59.000 And it just doesn't get reported on.
00:32:00.000 So when there's a shooting at a gun range, I don't know.
00:32:04.000 I just think I'd rather these sadistic crimes get reported.
00:32:09.000 Sounds like he was going there to shoot people.
00:32:10.000 I mean, because he goes there with a loaded gun, you know, and I mean, it's hard to believe that somebody who wasn't trying to kill people that day gets into an argument and then just does.
00:32:19.000 Let's take another call.
00:32:23.000 Jim swearing.
00:32:29.000 Jim, you're on the line.
00:32:31.000 Hi, Jim.
00:32:33.000 Hello, my bedwetting buddy and father felcher of the fat zone.
00:32:38.000 I sent you a link over.
00:32:39.000 I know you probably don't care about Canadian politics all that much, and I can't really blame you that much, even though I'll probably run as a candidate in the spring if there's an election.
00:32:48.000 Hey, whatever happened to your girlfriend that you're going to marry?
00:32:52.000 Jim?
00:32:53.000 I might, I might, yeah.
00:32:55.000 Jim?
00:32:56.000 What happened to your girlfriend, eh?
00:32:59.000 I haven't talked to her in a little while.
00:33:01.000 I might not be able to collect that C-note that you offered up.
00:33:05.000 Oh, looks like you're not getting married after all.
00:33:10.000 I haven't made contact recently.
00:33:12.000 I've been a bad online fiancé.
00:33:15.000 Anyways, Prime Minister Cuck Trudeau wants... Wait a minute, I've been a bad online fiancé.
00:33:21.000 So you guys are still engaged in your mind.
00:33:24.000 You just haven't been attentive enough.
00:33:29.000 Well, I don't know, bro.
00:33:31.000 I don't know how to describe it.
00:33:33.000 It's a long-distance relationship.
00:33:34.000 I know how to describe it.
00:33:35.000 Complete bullshit, which is what I called when you first brought it up.
00:33:40.000 Anyway, thanks for calling, buddy.
00:33:46.000 And that's the end.
00:33:47.000 Harsh.
00:33:48.000 That's the end of the free portion of our show, so you can see what it's like.
00:33:51.000 When you pay.
00:33:52.000 This is what happens 10 to 11 Wednesday nights usually.
00:33:57.000 You got a taste of it from 9 to 9.35 and if you don't like the calls that's it's really just an hour a week and we do two hours a day Monday to Thursday and then there's about 32 other shows.
00:34:09.000 We've got tons of new shows coming.
00:34:12.000 New contributors I'm reluctant to talk about like George and also Michael
00:34:21.000 And of course the inimitable raw That's three big deals.
00:34:27.000 Oh, and of course jar Those are all I can't understand what you're saying.
00:34:32.000 So the to draw Yeah, and then a mark and a rock that was close, but That's for shows coming damn so
00:34:44.000 I'm off on the weekends, but the weekends are going to be busy as peas.
00:34:48.000 Because... Busy as peas.
00:34:53.000 What was peas going to be?
00:34:55.000 I don't know.
00:34:55.000 It seems busy.
00:34:57.000 Don't they?
00:34:58.000 When you put them on a plate and they're all rolling around.
00:35:01.000 It's not like a piece of pork that's just like...
00:35:06.000 Laying down there.
00:35:07.000 I like beer.
00:35:09.000 Peas zip around.
00:35:11.000 They seem busy.
00:35:12.000 Anyway, so we're going to continue the show obviously, but this is gonna be behind the paywall.
00:35:16.000 So the free portion is over.
00:35:18.000 You're done.
00:35:20.000 Don't turn that into a Zeke Hile by lying on your back and taking a picture upwards.
00:35:24.000 Get fired.
00:35:25.000 Get in trouble.
00:35:26.000 Be, well, I like to end the show with sort of a summation.
00:35:31.000 A positive trait.
00:35:33.000 And I guess what I would say about the next four years, if you're not a liberal, is let's just watch the show.
00:35:41.000 Sit back.
00:35:42.000 Relax.
00:35:43.000 It's kids day.
00:35:44.000 I give my kids kids day once a year.
00:35:46.000 They play video games till 3 in the morning.
00:35:48.000 They eat Lucky Charms till they barf.
00:35:49.000 They feel like shit the next day.
00:35:51.000 I let them see what life would be like if they had no parents.
00:35:55.000 And it's pretty fun for a while and then they feel terrible because they abused themselves.
00:36:00.000 And that's what America's doing for the next four years.
00:36:02.000 They're abusing themselves.
00:36:03.000 So sit back and enjoy it.
00:36:05.000 Don't worry about Joe Biden bombing Syria.
00:36:08.000 We don't live there.
00:36:09.000 Just go, there's my pet Biden, my silly little turtle man, up to his old tricks again.
00:36:16.000 I had the kids watch The Equalizer with Queen Latifah, and I was saying to my daughter, in front of my other boy, because I'm hoping he sort of understands it through her, and I said, honey, TV's obviously all shit, it's all garbage, but when you can appreciate garbage, TV becomes fun.
00:36:33.000 And now you and I can watch the Equalizer and point out all the thousands of holes in the plot and make fun of the way they're dressed and the ridiculous fight scenes.
00:36:42.000 That's fun!
00:36:43.000 Now all the shows are fun, even the commercials are amusing.
00:36:46.000 When you learn to appreciate shit and see the tackiness of it, I guess you'd call it irony, all of a sudden a whole world of entertainment opens up to you.
00:36:55.000 So I think the next four years are going to be incredibly entertaining, folks.
00:36:59.000 Let's enjoy watching the liberals get exactly what they asked for, which is a shit show.
00:37:05.000 It's going to be funny.
00:37:07.000 It's already very amusing.
00:37:09.000 We have daily laughs at Biden's gaffes.
00:37:13.000 And then of course in four years we'll get DeSantis or Matt Gaetz or maybe even Trump back.
00:37:18.000 And we won't have to apologize for it because they'll see what happens when they're in control.
00:37:22.000 In the interim, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.