Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 09, 2021


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S03E96 - SPAR DAY S03E97 - WE DON'T CALL 911

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Length

57 minutes

Words per minute

164.9

Word count

9,515

Sentence count

1,167

Harmful content

Misogyny

38

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Toxicity

283

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Hate speech

60

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Summary

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Opie & Anthony's new podcast Me On The Beach features Anthony Cumia of Opie and The O.J. Simpson Show and his sidekick, Talib Stark, joins the show to talk about a variety of topics including the new Batman movie, The Joker and the Joker's new character, Robin. The guys also talk about their favorite rappers of all-time, and why they don't need to be named Baby Jesus or Old Dirty Bastard. The boys also discuss the new movie Batman: The Dark Knight Rises and how it could be the greatest movie of all time. They also discuss whether or not they would be willing to do a Batman movie and if they would even be interested in taking on the role of Robin. They also debate whether they'd be open to taking on The Joker or The Joker as the main guy in the movie. And they talk about why they think it would be a good movie to do the movie and who would be the best choice for the role. And they answer some listener questions including: Who would you like to be a Batman character? who would you cast as Robin? Who would be your first choice? What would you want to be Batman s replacement? And who is your favorite rapper of the movie? Which one of your favorite rappers would you choose to be Baby Jesus? Do you have a favorite rapper? Baby Jesus ? or Baby Jesus and why you don't have a different name for him? and much, much more! Thank you for listening to this episode of The OJ Podcast! Subscribe and Retweets! Don't forget to leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! and we'll be listening to your thoughts on this episode and sharing it on the show on the next episode of the OJ podcast! if you leave us your thoughts and/or your thoughts/tweet us on Insta story! And we'll have a chance to be featured on the podcast in next week's episode and the next one on the pod! on the first Monday of the week on the second half of the show! is a new episode of this week's OJ Showcase! Thanks for listening! Timestamps: 1:00: 5:00 - Baby Jesus is Baby Jesus 6:30 - Who do you think Baby Jesus has a better mixtape? 7:40 - How do you like Baby Jesus better than Baby Jesus?? 8:10 - Who's your favorite artist?

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00:00:03.000 No, I don't want to fuck you, you can't even sing. 1.00
00:00:07.000 Yeah, just sing or something, get some pussy. 1.00
00:00:20.000 This old dirty bastard I Was just listening to him earlier today on Stern an interview from two from 96 and 1.00
00:00:50.000 It's funny, because people hear that album and they go, oh, he's doing like a dumb thing. 1.00
00:00:53.000 It's like a sloppy, drunk, clueless guy character. 0.96
00:00:57.000 Which is what the Brits did with the Ramones.
00:00:59.000 They go, oh, I get it.
00:01:01.000 You're saying that anyone can play an instrument.
00:01:02.000 You're doing this working class. 0.99
00:01:03.000 It's empowering.
00:01:05.000 It's a working class type of music. 1.00
00:01:07.000 And you're pretending to be a bunch of dumb Goombas from Queens. 1.00
00:01:12.000 No. 1.00
00:01:13.000 No one's pretending. 0.99
00:01:14.000 The Ramones are the retards. 1.00
00:01:18.000 And old dirty bastard. 1.00
00:01:20.000 There's no irony there. 1.00
00:01:22.000 I met him once.
00:01:24.000 He told me he got his, he changed his name from Old Dirty Bastard to Baby Jesus.
00:01:29.000 Um, and he got that name.
00:01:31.000 I said, where'd you get to come up with Baby Jesus?
00:01:33.000 And he goes, Oh, uh, Wonder Woman gave it to me on Batman Island. 1.00
00:01:41.000 Your brain's garbage, dude. 1.00
00:01:43.000 Um, did you print out the sponsors? 1.00
00:01:45.000 No, but I can.
00:01:46.000 Please do.
00:01:48.000 So we have a new thing we're doing apparently.
00:01:51.000 This might be a common thing, but I'm gonna do a very short show today.
00:01:56.000 We'll take some calls, not for long.
00:01:59.000 But I did a show with Anthony Cumia of Opie & Anthony.
00:02:03.000 Opie wasn't available, unfortunately.
00:02:06.000 We tried and then we talked to various agents and they said, would you be happy with his sidekick Anthony Cumia?
00:02:13.000 And we said, no.
00:02:14.000 We obviously want the Obster. 1.00
00:02:16.000 We want the Eye of the Storm.
00:02:17.000 We want the main guy.
00:02:19.000 We want Batman of Batman Island.
00:02:20.000 We don't want Robin.
00:02:23.000 But they go, Opie's very busy, he's talking to Joe Rogan, and he's got his new podcast called, Me on the Beach on Instagram.
00:02:34.000 Where he just points, I think Opie points his camera at the beach to say, I live in expensive real estate.
00:02:42.000 He probably has a three million dollar home, and that's the only thing of value he has left, so it's like a old dude showing you his 57 Chevy.
00:02:49.000 It's embarrassing.
00:02:50.000 Anyway, we ended up with,
00:02:54.000 With Anthony Cumia.
00:02:55.000 Dude, I gotta say, when we came up with the concept, when I said, why don't I go there and we'll make it free on your site and free on my site, everyone can hear it.
00:03:05.000 I thought, that'll be fun and it could only do good, cross-pollination, right?
00:03:10.000 Maybe he gets some of our subs and we get some of his subs and there's more people watching our shows, right?
00:03:17.000 The more the merrier.
00:03:19.000 But I'm sitting next to him and I'm like, wait a minute.
00:03:21.000 He's the host.
00:03:21.000 I'm in the passenger seat.
00:03:23.000 He's running the show.
00:03:26.000 He might be taking our subs.
00:03:30.000 I kind of had this brief moment of like, I take my straw and I drink your milkshake.
00:03:39.000 Like it says Anthony Cumia everywhere.
00:03:43.000 And he's better than me.
00:03:44.000 You need to come up with some graphics.
00:03:45.000 You know, I don't know about that.
00:03:46.000 I think he respects you in the same way that you respect him.
00:03:49.000 But dude, if I do another show, like Josh Denny.
00:03:52.000 I love Josh Denny. 0.99
00:03:52.000 If I do Josh Denny's show, or Chrissy Mayer's show, or Sherrod Small's show, or Talib Stark's, I'm just hanging out with the guy shooting the shit, talking about tits. 0.99
00:04:02.000 I'm only halfway there. 0.99
00:04:03.000 Like my, both my feet are not in.
00:04:05.000 Cause it's, I'm repeating things I've said a million times and stuff like that.
00:04:09.000 But with Anthony, like, you have to be,
00:04:13.000 Head to head with him on what he's talking about and then be thinking of your next point.
00:04:17.000 And your next point better be outside the box.
00:04:19.000 It can't be like, well lots of people are like that and some are like this and some are like that and the answer is somewhere in between.
00:04:25.000 You can't have a derivative thought like that. 0.99
00:04:27.000 You have to come up with original shit like, if black on Asian crime is not on the rise, crime is on the rise. 1.00
00:04:33.000 And Asians tend to be victims and blacks tend to be criminals. 1.00
00:04:39.000 That disproportionately, I'm saying. 0.99
00:04:41.000 Relax, calm down.
00:04:42.000 Don't bring this up in a court of law.
00:04:46.000 And that's what I just described there.
00:04:48.000 That's 20 seconds of content.
00:04:50.000 This is an hour and a half.
00:04:51.000 So we're going to have that on the side.
00:04:52.000 I want to call it compound censored if it becomes a regular thing.
00:04:56.000 But I only have so much chi in me. 0.94
00:04:58.000 So if I'm doing an hour and a half show, then I'm not doing another two fucking hours here. 0.91
00:05:04.000 Especially because does anyone like these calls? 0.97
00:05:07.000 Is anyone really going, oh good, it's the call-in show.
00:05:11.000 But I guess this will be the podcast.
00:05:15.000 Right?
00:05:15.000 We'll still make this the free podcast.
00:05:18.000 Can we hand me those papers?
00:05:19.000 And Ryan, number one rule of printing, never print color. 1.00
00:05:23.000 You fucking boob. 1.00
00:05:25.000 That's kind of racist, but sure. 1.00
00:05:26.000 Always switch to grayscale.
00:05:29.000 Whitescale.
00:05:30.000 And ad guy, don't add little cartoons to the ad reads.
00:05:35.000 Microsoft Clipart?
00:05:36.000 This cost me printers ink.
00:05:40.000 I'm so cheap that when I see Infowars and I see his he's got like 900 papers out there and I can see he's printing in full color I go ah.
00:05:49.000 Even with Anthony I can tell that he's printing from the actual article.
00:05:52.000 I'm like just print the link.
00:05:55.000 It's all so expensive.
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00:06:32.000 You got a helmet.
00:06:32.000 I wonder where that helmet came from.
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00:06:36.000 I wonder if that was really worn in like Korea.
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00:06:41.000 On Omaha beach?
00:06:44.000 Hello?
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00:10:10.000 I had this cop at my, Jimmy's like, you know what you gotta do?
00:10:14.000 You know the bucket by your front door there with your umbrellas and all that kind of stuff?
00:10:19.000 He goes, what you wanna do is you got a shotgun in there.
00:10:23.000 Right by the front door.
00:10:24.000 You know, lower down, saw it off so it's low, you don't see it.
00:10:28.000 But that way that's right by your door.
00:10:29.000 I'm like, that's the worst advice I've ever heard.
00:10:32.000 Cops often give bad advice, I've noticed.
00:10:36.000 And no, I'm not leaving a shotgun, a loaded shotgun, right by my door where my kids pass 1,000 times a day.
00:10:46.000 Not gonna do it.
00:10:49.000 All right, let's jump right into the calls.
00:10:51.000 We've already given them.
00:10:53.000 When are you gonna put up the compound censored?
00:10:56.000 It'll be up after this.
00:10:59.000 I'm gonna have them put on the stream, but it's gonna be a little... What?
00:11:04.000 It'll be up right after the show.
00:11:07.000 When is that?
00:11:09.000 When are we gonna end the show?
00:11:10.000 I don't know, let's say... 10 o'clock-ish?
00:11:12.000 10 at the latest, probably before that.
00:11:14.000 Alright.
00:11:17.000 So does it take long to upload?
00:11:19.000 This is about, what is it, an hour?
00:11:20.000 Hour and a half?
00:11:21.000 Yeah.
00:11:22.000 Yeah, it'll take about 40 minutes or so.
00:11:25.000 What is this?
00:11:26.000 What are you doing over there?
00:11:28.000 What is that?
00:11:30.000 I don't know, I've never seen that before.
00:11:31.000 What does it say?
00:11:32.000 It says keychain.
00:11:34.000 Login keychain.
00:11:36.000 Yeah, just use the thing you... I had that once actually.
00:11:39.000 This is... It kept asking me for the same shit again and again and again. 1.00
00:11:44.000 We gotta get new computers. 0.99
00:11:46.000 Or as my daughter said when she was four, new Mcputers.
00:11:51.000 I notice when you talk about your kids, to people without kids, you see them sort of go...
00:11:56.000 Like let's get through this.
00:11:59.000 It's like dog owners and their dogs. 0.99
00:12:01.000 Like today on the show, I was talking about kids and how, you know, I worry about my daughter dating some guy named Blair, whatever his name was, the black guy who beat the shit out of that Asian woman. 0.92
00:12:13.000 Um, and you can see in non-kid people's eyes when you say, if it was my son, I would, and you see them go, but you know what? 0.87
00:12:21.000 I don't blame them because I don't really talk about my kids that much.
00:12:23.000 When I do, it's an amazing story.
00:12:25.000 But then there's these people who have, they usually had a shitty life and they finally have a kid and they can't believe how great it is and they won't shut up about their cool kid.
00:12:33.000 It's tedious.
00:12:35.000 Like this other dude at my gym was like, yeah, me and Kevin are going to see who can get a six pack first.
00:12:40.000 That's his son.
00:12:40.000 Okay.
00:12:42.000 You and your son have a competition going for six packs.
00:12:44.000 That's great.
00:12:45.000 Great.
00:12:47.000 Or you know who's really bad about that?
00:12:49.000 Who's a great guy?
00:12:49.000 Is it Bob Levy?
00:12:52.000 Yeah.
00:12:53.000 Bob Levy has a 14 year old son and he's like, yeah, he likes metal and he plays the bass and we went to see Iron Maiden. 0.97
00:12:59.000 I don't fucking care. 0.97
00:13:01.000 Do you think that's cool? 1.00
00:13:03.000 That your son plays the bass and likes metal?
00:13:08.000 Medals for 14-year-olds.
00:13:09.000 Hello, you've got a bass.
00:13:12.000 It's not impressive.
00:13:14.000 Now, that's how guys talk to one another.
00:13:18.000 Calls are ready.
00:13:19.000 Steve is on the line.
00:13:23.000 Hi, Steven.
00:13:24.000 Uhuru.
00:13:25.000 Uhuru.
00:13:27.000 Hey, Gavin.
00:13:30.000 For a guy on a budget, what alternate whiskey would you prefer, other than Maker's Mark, which is the standard?
00:13:38.000 Um, that's a good question.
00:13:41.000 So, Woodford Reserve is super pricey.
00:13:43.000 All the good ones, Buffalo, whatever it's called, is pricey.
00:13:48.000 Bullitt is pricey.
00:13:50.000 I mean, bourbon's pricey.
00:13:52.000 I don't really like Turkey's Nest or any of the cheaper bourbons.
00:13:55.000 I'd hate Jack Daniel's.
00:13:57.000 Um, I don't know.
00:13:59.000 You know what I kind of like just to do a shot, a little wake-up shot, is a fireball.
00:14:04.000 But you don't really want to... How do you feel about Wild Turkey?
00:14:07.000 Pardon me?
00:14:10.000 How do you feel about Wild Turkey?
00:14:11.000 I just said I'm not a fan.
00:14:13.000 I don't know why though.
00:14:14.000 It could be I'm just brainwashed by the marketing and everything and I actually my dad made me do a taste test and I wasn't able to tell the difference.
00:14:24.000 All right, proud of your boy, thank you.
00:14:25.000 Proud of your boy, bye. 1.00
00:14:26.000 But the fucker tricked me. 1.00
00:14:28.000 He did two glasses with 50% wild turkey and 50% Makers. 1.00
00:14:35.000 So I tasted one and I was like, that's my Makers, that's delicious.
00:14:37.000 And I tasted the other one and I was like, oh gross, turkey's nasty or whatever.
00:14:41.000 Wild turkey.
00:14:41.000 Was it turkey's nasty or wild turkey?
00:14:43.000 Wild turkey.
00:14:44.000 What about Seagram's 7?
00:14:47.000 Or Seagram's Canadian whiskey?
00:14:51.000 I never tried it, but I remember- Pretty good.
00:14:53.000 I think I tried Canadian Club recently, and I was like, this is a lot like Maker's Mark.
00:14:59.000 Or Crown Royal.
00:15:00.000 What is Crown Royal? 0.99
00:15:01.000 I don't fucking know. 0.99
00:15:03.000 That's just, that's such my parents' drink. 0.98
00:15:05.000 Like, when you're a kid in the 70s, that little plush bag it comes in is the coolest thing in the world.
00:15:10.000 And all the kids at my school, they'd hold their marbles in it.
00:15:13.000 Right.
00:15:14.000 It's whiskey.
00:15:15.000 Royal Canadian Whiskey.
00:15:16.000 Yeah, it's good.
00:15:17.000 You know what else?
00:15:18.000 Oh, I got an answer for you, sir. 0.99
00:15:20.000 Fucking Tullamore Dew. 0.99
00:15:23.000 With a how'd you do and a Tullamore Dew. 0.99
00:15:25.000 Tullamore Dew's awesome.
00:15:26.000 If there's no Maker's Mark and we're doing shots, I'd way rather have a Tullamore Dew than a Jameson.
00:15:31.000 And, Lent is coming to a close, my friends. 0.99
00:15:35.000 I think I might just sit in the bathtub and just drink an entire bottle and piss and shit and barf myself. 0.99
00:15:41.000 That's gross. 1.00
00:15:44.000 Wine, That I Love You.
00:15:45.000 Okay.
00:15:46.000 That's what it says.
00:15:48.000 904, you're on the line.
00:15:49.000 You don't have to read the intros.
00:15:52.000 Hello?
00:15:54.000 Hi!
00:15:54.000 Hi, Avin, it's Arie.
00:15:57.000 How are you?
00:15:58.000 Oh, hi, Arie.
00:15:59.000 How are you?
00:16:01.000 Hey, good, good.
00:16:02.000 Hey, I had a question.
00:16:03.000 If you're moving, is Ryan going to move with you?
00:16:07.000 Yes.
00:16:07.000 Yes.
00:16:09.000 Okay, good.
00:16:10.000 And then, Ryan, when you call in, it's also Spring Beach TV.
00:16:13.000 You might want to update that.
00:16:15.000 Okay.
00:16:17.000 I will try and do.
00:16:18.000 All right, love you guys, bye!
00:16:20.000 Love you too, bye!
00:16:21.000 That's the woman who puts up our notes, the show notes on GavinMcInnes.win. 0.99
00:16:27.000 But what's going on now?
00:16:29.000 It says welcome to FreeSpeech.tv?
00:16:32.000 Yeah.
00:16:34.000 I didn't know that.
00:16:35.000 That's the first I've been... I never call into the show while I'm doing the show, so it's hard to know something like that.
00:16:41.000 This pocket square is starting to look like a used surgical glove.
00:16:45.000 9-1-7 on the line.
00:16:47.000 This is actually your pocket score, by the way.
00:16:49.000 Oh.
00:16:50.000 Or is it?
00:16:50.000 Ah.
00:16:51.000 It looks like it.
00:16:54.000 What's up, dude?
00:16:57.000 Steven?
00:16:58.000 Alright.
00:17:01.000 Hello?
00:17:01.000 Hello?
00:17:06.000 Uh, hi!
00:17:07.000 Hi! 1.00
00:17:07.000 Hey, uh... Alright, fuck, I fucked up. 1.00
00:17:09.000 Um... Hey, Gavin, I was hoping I could get some advice on how to pick up a lady. 1.00
00:17:15.000 Okay.
00:17:17.000 That's it?
00:17:18.000 You just want me to dive right into it?
00:17:22.000 So I do this gay trivia thing on Thursdays and there's a bartender that works there.
00:17:32.000 She's really cute.
00:17:33.000 I think she's Filipina. 1.00
00:17:34.000 She has a really big ass and tits. 1.00
00:17:36.000 That's great. 1.00
00:17:37.000 They're the Italians of the Orient. 1.00
00:17:42.000 What?
00:17:42.000 I said they're the Italians of the Orient.
00:17:47.000 Oh yeah, definitely.
00:17:49.000 But I have this, like, I don't know.
00:17:52.000 I'm sure you have experience with doing this, but I don't know.
00:17:55.000 It's always hard for me to, like, initiate a conversation with a bartender because I don't know if she's flirting or to get a tip or she's, you know, genuinely interested.
00:18:04.000 How do I go about trying to, like, circumvent that to, like, see if she's interested?
00:18:11.000 Well, the most common trick guys use is, I had a dream about you last night, it was weird, we were making out, and then we both fell out of a plane, and we didn't have parachutes, and you go off on a tangent, and you see if when you said we were making out, if she goes... Or if she goes...
00:18:27.000 That's one good test or another thing I like to do and again I haven't been single in a long time but this was my go-to I'd be telling a story and your stories can be lies by the way telling some crazy story and I go so we get in there and then we yeah
00:18:43.000 Sorry, you're so pretty that it's distracting me and I'm forgetting where I am with the story.
00:18:48.000 Hold on a second. 0.98
00:18:49.000 And then you put your hand over her face and you go, so we get in there and there's like 10 people there and no one knows why the fuck the door was locked, but they're running and you hide her face. 0.98
00:18:58.000 During the story. 0.95
00:19:00.000 Or another one I did there was this barmaid who had insane cleavage and I would I would hold up like a piece of paper or something over her tits so I was like sorry I can't stop staring okay so anyway we got there on Friday and then and then she giggles because you're like acknowledging that you're attracted to her but you're also saying this isn't a deal-breaker we can still be friends. 0.82
00:19:24.000 Also, you know, get fired. 0.93
00:19:26.000 Get in trouble.
00:19:26.000 Like, hit on girls.
00:19:29.000 I can't tell you how many girls that I finally made the move on and they're like, what took you so long?
00:19:33.000 Actually, that's not true.
00:19:34.000 That's only happened once.
00:19:35.000 But a lot of women will be frustrated at guys for not making the move. 1.00
00:19:43.000 Just come out of the corner swinging.
00:19:48.000 Another one is like, God, you are so hot.
00:19:51.000 Wait, go ahead.
00:19:53.000 Go ahead.
00:19:57.000 Oh no, I was gonna make a joke. 1.00
00:19:58.000 I thought you were dumb, but go ahead. 0.97
00:20:01.000 Just talk about how beautiful they are, and like, what is with your hair? 0.97
00:20:04.000 Like, it's so... What's the word?
00:20:06.000 Flaxen?
00:20:06.000 Like, what are you... Do you shampoo with, like, the dead of sacrificed virgins or something?
00:20:12.000 I can't get over how hot you are. 0.98
00:20:13.000 It's hurting me.
00:20:14.000 It hurts me.
00:20:18.000 Okay, so just be super flattering.
00:20:20.000 Yeah, and then you don't have to worry about the friend zone.
00:20:23.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.
00:20:24.000 We're getting a delay with a lot of these calls where I say something and it takes them a minute.
00:20:28.000 Yeah, a lot of background noise, too.
00:20:30.000 Well, that's different.
00:20:32.000 Brent?
00:20:33.000 Hello?
00:20:33.000 Hey.
00:20:36.000 Hey, Gavin, Ryan, how's it going?
00:20:38.000 Good.
00:20:38.000 Gavin, you're Scottish, right?
00:20:40.000 And you've got a son, and he's going to be
00:20:43.000 He's growing up, I'm sure, and you guys are going to have to have activities to, you know, compete against each other with.
00:20:48.000 What's your deal against golf?
00:20:50.000 Why don't you like golf?
00:20:50.000 You never talk about golf.
00:20:52.000 Really?
00:20:52.000 I love golf.
00:20:53.000 I play golf all the time.
00:20:54.000 We can't play it in the winter, and I'm not a member of a club, but my littlest boy, I have two boys, a 12-year-old and an 8-year-old, and the 8-year-old has a little mini set of clubs, and we go to the driving range all the time.
00:21:06.000 I pay for lessons for him to get it.
00:21:08.000 He keeps going to the left, and we've never played a game together, but we go to the driving range on a regular basis when it's a warm-out, at least once a week.
00:21:18.000 Alright, I didn't know that.
00:21:19.000 I figured, you know, I hear you talking about golf boxing and everything, but yeah, that's cool.
00:21:24.000 Dude, have you not seen my Budweiser bag?
00:21:26.000 My insanely beautiful red leather Budweiser bag?
00:21:31.000 What's that?
00:21:32.000 We spent, like, an entire episode on my golf bag.
00:21:35.000 It's this beautiful red leather Budweiser bag.
00:21:38.000 Oh, that's sick.
00:21:39.000 I know, I must have missed that episode.
00:21:41.000 That's pretty cool.
00:21:42.000 Alright, well, when you move south, you know, you might be able to enjoy more year-round golf.
00:21:48.000 Yeah, the problem is I don't Google very well, but I might be able to join a course if I use my wife's name or something.
00:21:52.000 Where are you?
00:21:55.000 I go to school in Mobile, Alabama, so it's pretty warm here all year long.
00:21:59.000 And my school, Spring Hill, it fits on a golf course, so I'm able to play a lot.
00:22:04.000 Oh, that's awesome. 0.98
00:22:06.000 Although, it must be a fucking oven there six months a year. 0.98
00:22:11.000 Yeah, it's pretty brutal, like August, September. 0.98
00:22:13.000 It's actually really nice this time of year, though.
00:22:16.000 Also, I have one more thing, if you don't mind.
00:22:18.000 Some of my favorite artists, I feel like you don't talk about them too much, but like, I know it's kind of like cliche, they're really popular and everything, but do you like Pink Floyd?
00:22:29.000 I don't know, I just feel...
00:22:36.000 They're a pretty good group that I don't hear you talk much about.
00:22:39.000 What's like, is there like a punk? 0.98
00:22:41.000 I saw there was like a punk group that wore a shirt that said like, fuck Pink Floyd. 0.91
00:22:44.000 This was back in like the 80s maybe. 0.98
00:22:47.000 Yeah, this is Johnny Rotten from the Sex Pistols wore a shirt that said, I hate Pink Floyd.
00:22:53.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.
00:22:54.000 That's great.
00:22:55.000 Play golf.
00:22:56.000 So that guy's two cents are play golf and listen to Pink Floyd.
00:23:01.000 I hate Pink Floyd.
00:23:03.000 Not unlike, oh, that's Steve Jones.
00:23:06.000 And no, that's Paul Cook, sorry, the drummer.
00:23:09.000 And yes, I'm familiar with one of the most popular rock acts in history.
00:23:14.000 I thought he was going to say because like the lyrics.
00:23:16.000 Do you like the Rolling Stones?
00:23:17.000 You should check them out.
00:23:18.000 I thought he was going to say because the lyrics have a lot to do with what's going on or something.
00:23:22.000 Something?
00:23:23.000 No, just I like Pink Floyd.
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00:24:50.000 Hell yeah.
00:24:52.000 Next we got Mary on the line. 0.88
00:24:53.000 Oh no, Angelo.
00:24:59.000 Angela?
00:25:00.000 Hello, can you hear me?
00:25:01.000 Hey man.
00:25:03.000 What's going on man? 0.81
00:25:05.000 It's honestly fucking awesome to talk to you right now. 0.84
00:25:08.000 Just want to say that first and foremost. 0.80
00:25:10.000 Um, but I just, I wanted to ask really quick. 0.77
00:25:13.000 I originally had a question about the video you did on the David Cross shit.
00:25:19.000 Uh, but actually I wanted to ask cause I, I'm a history major and, uh, I heard you said you're an English major and just wanted to know what, what, how did you make your way with like a pointless major like that?
00:25:32.000 Cause I don't, I honestly don't know what I'm going to do.
00:25:35.000 Yeah, it was a total waste of time. 1.00
00:25:36.000 It was a stupid move. 1.00
00:25:38.000 History makes you an interesting guy at pubs when everyone's talking about the difference between Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun. 1.00
00:25:45.000 Otherwise, it's a totally useless degree.
00:25:48.000 And it gets more useless as information becomes more and more available.
00:25:52.000 So I would recommend you just drop out and save your money right now.
00:25:58.000 What is the difference between Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun?
00:26:03.000 You're asking me right now?
00:26:04.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:26:08.000 Shit, man. 1.00
00:26:09.000 I can't tell. 0.99
00:26:10.000 I'm kind of a little, like, shell-shocked right now being on air.
00:26:15.000 So, I don't know.
00:26:15.000 No, no, that shouldn't affect it.
00:26:17.000 Who was Attila the Hun?
00:26:20.000 The Hun?
00:26:21.000 I can't hear you.
00:26:23.000 Have you never heard of Attila the Hun?
00:26:27.000 Matilda the Hun?
00:26:28.000 Okay, go to college.
00:26:31.000 Wow.
00:26:31.000 Matilda the Hunt.
00:26:33.000 Matilda the Cunt. 0.99
00:26:35.000 She was just really mean. 1.00
00:26:36.000 I can't hear on the fucking phone, bro. 1.00
00:26:38.000 It sounds like shit, I'm going to be honest. 1.00
00:26:40.000 I can't hear anything. 1.00
00:26:42.000 Oh, really?
00:26:43.000 Are you hearing it through a different mic?
00:26:44.000 Do I sound really quiet?
00:26:47.000 No, no, no, you sound fine. 0.99
00:26:48.000 It's just like the phone call compared to me listening to on the app or fucking on the website. 0.94
00:26:54.000 Okay, well stop listening to the show outside of the phone call. 0.96
00:26:58.000 Who is Attila the Hun?
00:27:04.000 I'm sorry, I don't, I don't know.
00:27:06.000 I'm not gonna look it up and lie to you and say that I know.
00:27:09.000 Alright, well thanks for calling.
00:27:11.000 Apparently you're not the only one who's had this problem.
00:27:13.000 What does it say on this? 0.98
00:27:14.000 There's a whole damn article about it. 0.97
00:27:16.000 Tell the Hun, Genghis Khan, those names stirred fear nearly worldwide a hundred years ago, and even today their names are synonymous. 0.97
00:27:22.000 So, Tell of the Hun is from 406... How weird that there was a year four?
00:27:27.000 What year is it?
00:27:27.000 It's 406.
00:27:28.000 How about the year three?
00:27:30.000 What year is it?
00:27:31.000 It's three...
00:27:33.000 You know, March 3rd, 3.
00:27:36.000 When were you born?
00:27:37.000 October 14th, 7.
00:27:38.000 Yep.
00:27:40.000 The 7th year in the world?
00:27:42.000 Yep.
00:27:42.000 When were you born?
00:27:43.000 I was born July 13th, 100.
00:27:47.000 That would be a cool year.
00:27:50.000 I think the coolest birthday would be January 13, 100.
00:27:53.000 No.
00:27:57.000 11313.
00:27:57.000 The year 13.
00:28:01.000 Born under a bad sign.
00:28:03.000 So Attila the Hun was 406 and then what was Genghis Khan?
00:28:11.000 So keep going down.
00:28:13.000 Yeah, yeah, keep going.
00:28:15.000 Around 1162.
00:28:16.000 Okay.
00:28:17.000 He was born around 1162, way later.
00:28:21.000 Okay.
00:28:22.000 Genghis Khan's the one where like a third of Asia can be traced to his DNA. 0.96
00:28:27.000 Right. 1.00
00:28:28.000 He was the guy who would fuck everyone, and that's how he would dominate you, just by 1.00
00:28:32.000 Polluting the gene pool. 1.00
00:28:34.000 So you don't want to kill Khans, because your son is half-Khan. 1.00
00:28:39.000 Khan fought to conquer, not to raid.
00:28:43.000 The Huns would just raid, for the most part.
00:28:46.000 Ah, okay. 1.00
00:28:46.000 So one was more of a jerk. 1.00
00:28:48.000 Yeah, oh, total jerk. 1.00
00:28:50.000 And they're both in Asia. 1.00
00:28:52.000 Well, Hungary.
00:28:53.000 Till the Hun.
00:28:53.000 What is now Hungary.
00:28:55.000 Right.
00:28:56.000 So that was Europe.
00:28:58.000 And then Genghis Khan was just Asia? 0.67
00:29:01.000 Yeah, he's with Chinese, isn't he?
00:29:02.000 Oh no, Mongolia. 0.98
00:29:03.000 Okay.
00:29:04.000 Northern China, sure.
00:29:05.000 Temujin.
00:29:07.000 Got it.
00:29:07.000 So one was Europe and one was Asia.
00:29:11.000 That's the correct answer.
00:29:14.000 And they're about 1,200 years apart.
00:29:16.000 All right, next call.
00:29:17.000 Okay.
00:29:21.000 Okay, James.
00:29:25.000 Hey, Gavin and Mayor of the Red Zone.
00:29:29.000 Gavin?
00:29:30.000 This question's for you.
00:29:31.000 I just wanted to... It seems like in 2021, above any other year, that we have a lot of weak males in the world, and guys can curl into a fetal position from one single tweet or a Facebook post.
00:29:54.000 Just from listening to your show, I hear you catch it from both sides.
00:30:00.000 You're in the news.
00:30:02.000 Last week, I believe, there was a white supremacist that was calling you out for not being enough of a, I don't know, basically a white supremacist. 0.98
00:30:12.000 Being a Zionist who cucks for the shekels for the Jews. 1.00
00:30:16.000 Right. 0.98
00:30:18.000 That dude was pissing me off.
00:30:19.000 But anyway, I guess my question is twofold.
00:30:24.000 One, how do you not let it bother you?
00:30:27.000 Because you seem like you just
00:30:29.000 Keep moving forward.
00:30:31.000 And number two is, do you ever have a moment of weakness where it does occasionally bother you?
00:30:37.000 Yeah, I have a moment of weakness.
00:30:39.000 If I drink too much and I wake up at four in the morning with the night terrors, I start worrying about, like, my children's reputation.
00:30:45.000 And will they get into a college after they Google me?
00:30:49.000 After the college Googles me?
00:30:50.000 My daughter's already been rejected from a private school because she was my daughter. 0.70
00:30:54.000 Holy Child is the name of the school, ironically.
00:30:57.000 But you just gotta keep going.
00:30:59.000 I mean, if you lie down and cry and beg for help and say you won, you don't win anything.
00:31:05.000 It's not like people go, okay, you finally gave in, you're free to go.
00:31:09.000 They just keep torturing you. 0.87
00:31:11.000 So it's sort of like when you, you know, someone's beating the shit out of you and you look up and say, why are you hitting me? 0.67
00:31:17.000 I didn't do anything to you. 0.99
00:31:18.000 They're not going to go, oh shit, that's a wake up call. 0.99
00:31:20.000 I'm going to stop beating you. 1.00
00:31:21.000 No, they're going to beat you more.
00:31:23.000 So as far as
00:31:25.000 Continuing to fight.
00:31:26.000 You have to.
00:31:27.000 There's no other option. 0.99
00:31:28.000 You have to just keep fucking plugging away. 0.98
00:31:30.000 And then as far as like surviving it mentally, I can't say enough about boxing. 0.99
00:31:35.000 Punching other men.
00:31:37.000 Punching the heavy bags every morning. 0.90
00:31:40.000 It just sort of realigns you.
00:31:42.000 And then you walk differently down the street.
00:31:44.000 You sort of walk differently and you're like, you're alright?
00:31:46.000 You got a problem?
00:31:47.000 Who has a problem here? 0.99
00:31:48.000 Like today on the train, there was this black bum, and you say that men are weaker now. 1.00
00:31:53.000 People are weaker. 0.99
00:31:55.000 So this black dude was there and she said, do you have your ticket? 0.96
00:31:59.000 And he's got writing all over his shirt. 1.00
00:32:01.000 He's a lunatic. 1.00
00:32:02.000 And he goes, no. 0.99
00:32:04.000 And she goes, do you have ID?
00:32:05.000 And he goes, no.
00:32:06.000 She goes, all right, well, I'm calling the police. 1.00
00:32:08.000 And he goes, fuck you, bitch. 1.00
00:32:11.000 The train was stopped for 40 minutes as the police, sorry, 25 minutes as the police show up. 1.00
00:32:17.000 They come with like nine guys and girls, like a whole army comes to get this.
00:32:23.000 He had a white beard and a white afro.
00:32:25.000 I mean, just grab him and throw him off the train. 0.94
00:32:29.000 Easy peasy! 0.90
00:32:30.000 The whole entire train was held back 20 minutes because we all, we call the police, we're so weak, we have to overcompensate for everything, we have to cross our t's and dot our i's, and it's just, it's just a sign of a dying society when we don't have men to handle it.
00:32:51.000 Thanks for calling.
00:32:56.000 I walked up there and just watched the whole thing unfold.
00:32:59.000 And then, of course it's only the women that are brave, and as he was leaving, this woman claps and she goes, she goes, thank you, have a nice day!
00:33:10.000 And then you know what he yelled when he got off the train?
00:33:13.000 What? 0.99
00:33:14.000 He goes, you're not dummies, you're yummies! 1.00
00:33:19.000 That's what you all are, you're yummies! 0.93
00:33:20.000 Because they're tasty treats.
00:33:23.000 What?
00:33:24.000 Right?
00:33:25.000 Yummy.
00:33:26.000 I eat you for breakfast.
00:33:28.000 Why are they tasty treats?
00:33:29.000 You taste good.
00:33:30.000 Cause like I eat niggas like you for breakfast. 1.00
00:33:33.000 You're yummy.
00:33:33.000 That's a real stretch.
00:33:35.000 Do you know what it is?
00:33:37.000 I never heard the term yummies of you. 1.00
00:33:39.000 It's like some rap shit. 0.99
00:33:40.000 No it's not. 1.00
00:33:40.000 Skeet skeet, yummy. 1.00
00:33:42.000 Do you know what yeet yeet is?
00:33:43.000 Yeah.
00:33:44.000 Okay, do you know what skeet is?
00:33:46.000 I've heard my kids say it.
00:33:47.000 Okay.
00:33:48.000 Have you heard yummies before?
00:33:50.000 No, but that's just a new thing we'll learn about in two years.
00:33:53.000 As white people. 0.64
00:33:54.000 Yeah.
00:33:56.000 Alright, next call.
00:33:59.000 Street topic, fight.
00:34:06.000 Sir?
00:34:06.000 Yes?
00:34:07.000 Hello? 1.00
00:34:08.000 Hello motherfucker, how are you doing today? 1.00
00:34:11.000 We're doing pretty good, buddy. 1.00
00:34:12.000 We're trying to rock and roll and keep it groovy, you know what I'm saying, fucker? 1.00
00:34:16.000 Oh my god, oh my god. 1.00
00:34:19.000 My question is, uh, street fight.
00:34:21.000 If you're going one-on-one with somebody, what's the first punch you're throwing?
00:34:25.000 The overhand right or a sneaky left hook?
00:34:28.000 Thank you so much for your time.
00:34:29.000 Proud of your boy.
00:34:30.000 Okay, bye.
00:34:31.000 I would go... We were just talking about this.
00:34:34.000 I wouldn't do a big haymaker, like you see in all street fight videos.
00:34:38.000 I would try to keep my arms relatively close.
00:34:40.000 I'd rotate my hips, and I would lie.
00:34:42.000 I'd be like, no, look, this is a huge, and as I'm like, huge misunderstanding, I'm getting my positioning to throw my right cross, I guess.
00:34:52.000 I don't really believe in right hooks.
00:34:53.000 And then, with all of the 100% I had to give, I would go vrabish, and go right here, right on the button.
00:35:02.000 And hope to knock him out, or at least get him disoriented, so then I could lay a bunch of other punches.
00:35:08.000 But, uh, it's funny, when you watch street fights, they always seem to be a haymaker.
00:35:13.000 That always seems to be the move, and they're effective! 0.89
00:35:16.000 It's just in boxing, that's the dumbest thing you can do, because you're so open. 0.99
00:35:20.000 But I would have to go with my training, and that would be a tight fucking KABOOSH! 0.99
00:35:25.000 An overhand right is more like in the middle of the fight. 0.97
00:35:28.000 When things are cooking, then I would do a bunch of body ones and then do my text.
00:35:33.000 It's not, I say it's like my textbook move.
00:35:35.000 It's my only move.
00:35:36.000 I can't seem to get any traction outside of that particular punch.
00:35:40.000 It's frustrating.
00:35:42.000 Jason.
00:35:46.000 Turn off the show, please, sir.
00:35:49.000 Jason.
00:35:51.000 Jason.
00:35:53.000 Sir Jaysalot.
00:35:58.000 7... 720 your number is, sir.
00:35:59.000 Jason! 0.67
00:35:59.000 By the way, yummies could be a gay term for physically attractive young men. 0.67
00:36:05.000 The male genitals. 0.98
00:36:06.000 Yeah, that's not what he meant when he was yelling it at the train. 0.98
00:36:10.000 Alright, that's enough of him.
00:36:11.000 Next!
00:36:17.000 He's gonna hear that.
00:36:19.000 Good whiskey.
00:36:23.000 Gabby, Rye Guy, what's going on?
00:36:25.000 Yo, dude.
00:36:27.000 I'm more of like a PBR kind of guy.
00:36:29.000 Me too.
00:36:29.000 I like to crush PBRs when I'm watching the show.
00:36:31.000 Oh, I love it.
00:36:32.000 A little cheaper.
00:36:33.000 Yep, it's great.
00:36:35.000 So, good whiskeys if you're balling on a budget.
00:36:38.000 Rittenhouse Rye, Hunter Proof. 1.00
00:36:41.000 Shit's cheap as fucking bottled and bombed. 1.00
00:36:44.000 And Elijah Craig. 1.00
00:36:45.000 Oh, Elijah Craig.
00:36:47.000 Yes, yes, yes.
00:36:49.000 Yeah, I love that show.
00:36:50.000 Elijah Craig, 94th Street.
00:36:51.000 And Gavin, you're trying to find a place to live?
00:36:54.000 Check out Carmel, Indiana. 0.99
00:36:55.000 It's been ranked the number one place to live by, I don't know, some fucking magazine. 0.99
00:37:00.000 How do I spell the name? 0.99
00:37:03.000 Carmel, Indiana.
00:37:05.000 C-A-R-M-E-L, Indiana.
00:37:09.000 Okay.
00:37:09.000 I'll check it out.
00:37:11.000 Super nice town.
00:37:11.000 Tons of money.
00:37:13.000 Great, great schools.
00:37:15.000 I'm talking, like, all-star schools.
00:37:17.000 Great for academics.
00:37:19.000 Great for sports. 1.00
00:37:21.000 Tons of shit to do in Indianapolis. 0.99
00:37:25.000 I'm gonna check out West Virginia this weekend. 1.00
00:37:27.000 Hell yeah. 0.99
00:37:29.000 Fuckin' love West Virginia, dude. 0.99
00:37:31.000 Alright. 0.99
00:37:32.000 So, hey, in the fight, I'ma agree with your boxing.
00:37:36.000 I picked up boxing.
00:37:38.000 Became a USA amateur boxer.
00:37:41.000 You did? 1.00
00:37:43.000 But I got my ass kicked in my fucking first fight. 1.00
00:37:46.000 Why? 1.00
00:37:47.000 Nothing more humbling.
00:37:48.000 This guy was huge.
00:37:51.000 It was amateur, so it was my first ever fight, and he came over, he threw an overhand right first punch and got, and collapsed me, and I never really regained my full balance from that point on, and it was... I got my ass kicked. 0.99
00:38:05.000 Where did the overhand right land? 1.00
00:38:06.000 It was boxing, man.
00:38:10.000 You gotta get that aggression out.
00:38:12.000 Yeah, it's really healthy.
00:38:13.000 It's Irish therapy. 0.59
00:38:14.000 But where did that overhand right land? 0.60
00:38:17.000 They landed on my left temple.
00:38:20.000 Ooh, yeah. 0.85
00:38:21.000 That's gonna fuck up. 0.74
00:38:22.000 Yeah, he threw it perfect. 0.92
00:38:23.000 And you know, I was like so amped up because my first amateur fight was in a bar in front of like a thousand people.
00:38:29.000 So I'm like kind of just like locked and loaded ready to go and I wasn't
00:38:34.000 I wasn't on my toes. 0.99
00:38:35.000 So he threw that punch and I just was stuck in place and it landed hard as fuck. 1.00
00:38:40.000 And I was like, damn! 0.99
00:38:42.000 That's probably the hardest I've ever been punched in my life. 0.99
00:38:44.000 And it was on from there.
00:38:46.000 Yeah.
00:38:47.000 See, that's what's so fun about the sport, too, is it's such a roll of the dice.
00:38:52.000 I love that about baseball.
00:38:53.000 Like, you watch football and basketball and you kind of know where this game is headed.
00:38:59.000 But baseball and boxing, it can just go 90 degrees. 0.98
00:39:03.000 That's all it fucking takes is that one punch, man. 0.99
00:39:05.000 The sweet science and the beautiful fucking thing. 1.00
00:39:08.000 It sure is. 0.99
00:39:09.000 Alright, thanks for calling, buddy.
00:39:10.000 Hell yeah.
00:39:13.000 That's what happened to member Deontay Wilder.
00:39:15.000 He got that one super punch that sucked his eardrum out of his ear, and he couldn't stand properly after that.
00:39:21.000 I wonder how he's doing now.
00:39:26.000 Danny, would you rather?
00:39:27.000 This better not involve my family.
00:39:29.000 Or poop.
00:39:31.000 Wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 0.99
00:39:59.000 There's no way I'm answering that question.
00:40:02.000 What?
00:40:03.000 No.
00:40:04.000 Alright, let's talk about your unborn kid.
00:40:06.000 How about your next kid, Gavin?
00:40:07.000 What would you like your next kid to be?
00:40:10.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.
00:40:11.000 I'm happy to do that. 0.99
00:40:14.000 I think I might go fag. 1.00
00:40:16.000 You could just use a little, I need a little fag in the family. 1.00
00:40:22.000 I lean that way too, Gav, to be honest. 0.98
00:40:24.000 My first instinct, of course, is to say, well, I wouldn't let her, I wouldn't let her have an OnlyFans account. 1.00
00:40:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you don't allow an OnlyFans account, but if she's made to be a whore, she's gonna be off, you can't follow her 24 hours a day, so she's gonna be off sucking dicks in an alleyway somewhere. 1.00
00:40:37.000 I knew a girl like that recently who actually died, and she was like, I need to get fucked once a day, no matter what, and she was sucking off old dudes, and she was just a dirty, dirty girl. 1.00
00:40:46.000 And there's nothing her parents could have ever done about it. 0.99
00:40:49.000 So, you're not going to have a family with her.
00:40:51.000 You're not going to have grandkids. 0.99
00:40:53.000 So, at least with a fag, he might be like Chadwick Moore. 1.00
00:40:57.000 Where he's just a normal homo. 1.00
00:40:59.000 And you might even have kids with Viadops!
00:41:02.000 I think you might be better off! 1.00
00:41:03.000 I'm going to go with the fag. 1.00
00:41:04.000 I'm going to go with the fag. 1.00
00:41:06.000 Alright, thanks for calling. 0.99
00:41:09.000 Thanks, Cap.
00:41:12.000 Pest control.
00:41:12.000 It's about time.
00:41:17.000 Hey, what's up, guys?
00:41:18.000 Hey, man.
00:41:18.000 My name's... Hey.
00:41:22.000 And I tell you disrespect pest control in the past.
00:41:25.000 Yes.
00:41:26.000 I was wondering what the beef is wrong with me trying to take care of my family.
00:41:33.000 Well, if you work in pest control, I think that's great, and I want you to take care of your family. 0.99
00:41:37.000 I just think 90% of it is just bullshit, made-up stuff with little sprays and little cans. 0.97
00:41:43.000 The only way you can deal with pests is to take away their food. 1.00
00:41:49.000 Okay, maybe if you're talking about like a couple cockroaches, but what about subterranean termites?
00:41:59.000 Oh.
00:41:59.000 Or bed bugs.
00:42:01.000 Yeah sure I guess that's different. 0.98
00:42:03.000 My experience as a New Yorker is roaches and rats and every time I've seen and mice and every time I've seen pest control try to handle those it's just a bunch of bullshit and made up bills and fucking caulking like some weird sort of a stuff on the hinges of the cupboards what? 0.99
00:42:22.000 Yeah it's a date for German cockroaches. 1.00
00:42:25.000 They what? 0.99
00:42:26.000 German cockroaches. 1.00
00:42:27.000 It's a bait for German cockroaches so they would eat that and then they would like vomit and give it to the other ones and pass it around and they would all freaking die. 1.00
00:42:38.000 It's the only way to do it because there's so many German cockroaches in your walls that you don't see. 1.00
00:42:43.000 It's almost like an iceberg or if you see like five there's actually like 25.
00:42:48.000 Right.
00:42:49.000 German cockroaches, they'll kind of colonize and live up in the walls and you can't, it's even hard to spray or even fumigate to get rid of them all. 1.00
00:42:57.000 So why was that guy putting that weird sort of a cream or whatever on the hinges of a cupboard of all places?
00:43:05.000 Because they like to hide in there, it's always dark and fingers, like little kids' fingers don't go up in those little hinges very well.
00:43:13.000 So it's a safe spot to put a poison.
00:43:17.000 Oh, that's pretty good.
00:43:19.000 I don't know, I've been ripped off a bunch, but I'm not an expert.
00:43:22.000 I don't want to disparage your profession.
00:43:24.000 Alright, well you should move to St.
00:43:27.000 Augustine, Florida if you want to move south.
00:43:30.000 Too hot!
00:43:30.000 I highly recommend it.
00:43:33.000 Too hot.
00:43:33.000 Well, I mean, you actually get a season though, you know?
00:43:37.000 You get a season.
00:43:38.000 What is it, 90 degrees there today?
00:43:40.000 Oh man, it'll get up to like 106 during the summer for a couple months.
00:43:45.000 What was it today?
00:43:48.000 I don't know, I'm in Key West now and it's always hot.
00:43:51.000 Today it was like 90 or 85 in Key West.
00:43:55.000 Oy vey.
00:43:56.000 Like, I think 60 is warm.
00:43:59.000 Alright, thanks for calling. 0.99
00:44:00.000 Ryan, stop working on shit when we're doing a show because it's coming through the speakers. 0.99
00:44:06.000 Tony. 1.00
00:44:11.000 Tony?
00:44:11.000 Hello?
00:44:12.000 Hello?
00:44:14.000 Hey boys, how's it going?
00:44:15.000 Good, how you doing?
00:44:16.000 Good.
00:44:18.000 Good, good.
00:44:18.000 So I have a bit of a story I've actually been putting off telling you guys.
00:44:24.000 It was mostly for advice and I realized that now what your advice is probably going to be, but regardless, COVID dating, trying all the apps out.
00:44:36.000 Um, I ended up meeting this one girl.
00:44:40.000 She was, ended up being 19.
00:44:42.000 I'm 26 and
00:44:46.000 Slowly but surely found out that she has a sugar baby past. 1.00
00:44:51.000 Now, regardless of what any girl tells you, to anyone listening to this, it's very dark.
00:45:00.000 Very dark.
00:45:01.000 And so my question to you is, do you ever think it is possible to date one of these girls and it be normal?
00:45:09.000 Or do you avoid them like radiation?
00:45:13.000 So she's a sugar baby. 1.00
00:45:16.000 Dating 50 year old men.
00:45:18.000 So the day after we broke up, my sister's in town, we broke up at a huge tech, I'm in tech, and we broke up at this huge tech investor dinner. 0.97
00:45:28.000 And this huge scene, she shows up literally dressed like a hooker. 1.00
00:45:33.000 I mean it, like g-string only covering her butthole, like sheer black pants that you can see through. 1.00
00:45:41.000 And, and said, Oh, look, you can see my ass. 1.00
00:45:44.000 And all these old dudes are drooling. 1.00
00:45:44.000 And I'm like, holy shit. 1.00
00:45:46.000 I'm like, Oh my God, I'm just thinking about you, like low and old dudes. 1.00
00:45:51.000 And so I flipped out and I was like, Oh, you're a slut. 1.00
00:45:53.000 You're a sugar baby. 1.00
00:45:55.000 Almost got in a fight with an old dude. 0.99
00:45:57.000 Left.
00:45:58.000 And then the next day my sister's at a party, she was in town, and she runs into her with another guy who's about 55, bald, the one hair he had was great, and making out, and I haven't talked to her since.
00:46:13.000 Yeah, that's a no-no. 0.99
00:46:15.000 And like, if it happened once or twice before you met her, maybe you could argue that that's okay, but if she's regularly sucking off old bald dudes in exchange for money or gifts, you're dating a prostitute. 1.00
00:46:30.000 That's not good. 0.99
00:46:32.000 Right, right.
00:46:33.000 And it's so funny- This is not a tough question.
00:46:36.000 It's truly sugarcoating prostitution because they swear and they tell you, I've been seeing this person for six months and I should have thought something was sketchy when she insisted having her location sharing on.
00:46:48.000 She didn't need mine, but she wanted to prove she was so transparent about everything.
00:46:52.000 But then, she was like, you know, I'm so transparent, I'll give you the passcode to my phone. 0.98
00:46:56.000 And I was like, oh shit, you shouldn't do that. 0.99
00:46:58.000 Because my curiosity got the best of me, and one night, I go through the phone, I find everything from like, some Epstein-ass shit, her getting flown out by these people to BVI, British Virgin Islands. 0.99
00:47:11.000 I see shit about like, throat gonorrhea, and I was like, okay, I'm, um, I'm out. 0.99
00:47:17.000 Wait, what do you mean the Epstein shit? 0.99
00:47:19.000 She's getting flown to these islands? 0.99
00:47:22.000 Yeah, so literally like two months before I met this person.
00:47:26.000 She's honest.
00:47:27.000 Oh, I see all these texts between her, a group of about six girls around her age, and then these 40-year-old guys.
00:47:36.000 Four? 0.99
00:47:37.000 And they finally come out private to British Virgin Islands for like 12 days, and we're just on boats and in villas, and there was fucking orgies and you hear that shit going on there. 1.00
00:47:50.000 You're cool. 0.99
00:47:52.000 And you know what's most disturbing about this?
00:47:52.000 That's disturbing.
00:47:54.000 Is that there's no shame in her game.
00:47:57.000 Only Fans is the same thing. 0.78
00:47:59.000 It's prostitution and they're not ashamed. 0.75
00:48:02.000 They're like, I get mine.
00:48:03.000 You know, I'm in control.
00:48:04.000 I'm running my own business. 0.96
00:48:05.000 I'm a sex worker.
00:48:06.000 No, you're not. 1.00
00:48:07.000 You're a fucking whore. 1.00
00:48:09.000 You know, OnlyFans is actually more respectable because it's out in the open and they're owning it. 1.00
00:48:15.000 These girls, they make a hobby out of lying. 1.00
00:48:17.000 So if she knew, you know, I come from a Catholic background, none of that would ever be okay for me. 0.70
00:48:22.000 So her explanation of it was, oh, I would finesse 50 year old men across the table for, they'd pay me 300 bucks for dinner and that would be the end of it. 1.00
00:48:32.000 And our rule was don't fuck them. 1.00
00:48:33.000 Don't fuck them. 1.00
00:48:34.000 She told me 1.00
00:48:38.000 Low average for someone who is under 20 today, but it ended up being like fucking 30 Yeah, that's disgusting. 0.96
00:48:47.000 Yeah, you got a dumper and run Yeah, I'm running I ran for the hills and I've seen the light but the most crazy thing is I can't help her bring it up on my next dates and my question to these girls is what percentage of women under 1.00
00:49:02.000 You're in Miami.
00:49:04.000 It's probably a disproportionately high percentage in Miami.
00:49:07.000 I'm gonna go with 40%.
00:49:08.000 Ryan?
00:49:08.000 I'm gonna go 12%.
00:49:28.000 Wow.
00:49:28.000 See, Ryan's definitely a hopeless romantic.
00:49:31.000 Gavin, that's the answer I've been getting all the time from the women here. 1.00
00:49:35.000 They say 40 to 50 percent.
00:49:37.000 The guys here that I'm good friends with in the real estate world who actually use these services think it's more like 30.
00:49:44.000 But regardless, one in three or half are that.
00:49:49.000 That is shocking.
00:49:53.000 Alright, thanks for calling, buddy.
00:49:54.000 That was a hair-whitening call. 0.99
00:49:56.000 Did you notice, by the way, on that call, he made us his bitch? 0.99
00:50:00.000 Yeah, he just talked us right through. 1.00
00:50:01.000 He's like, Ryan, it's your turn to answer, bitch. 1.00
00:50:04.000 Yeah, he audio booked us. 0.99
00:50:05.000 Whose show is this?
00:50:06.000 His. 1.00
00:50:06.000 He fucking reigned it in here. 1.00
00:50:08.000 He had us running like little lap dogs. 1.00
00:50:10.000 Answering questions.
00:50:11.000 Can I say my number yet? 1.00
00:50:14.000 40%, that's what you got, bitch. 1.00
00:50:15.000 All right, Ryan, you say your percentage now, faggot. 1.00
00:50:18.000 And I was a hopeless romantic. 1.00
00:50:20.000 I'm nervous.
00:50:20.000 Can I do this later?
00:50:22.000 I got a pat on the head.
00:50:22.000 Yeah, you're a hopeless romantic.
00:50:24.000 You're a dumb. 1.00
00:50:24.000 That's real cute, but here's the actual info. 1.00
00:50:26.000 Yeah, you dumb bitch. 1.00
00:50:28.000 That's how I, that was my fear today with Anthony. 1.00
00:50:30.000 I'm like, is this the Gavin Gav Show?
00:50:33.000 Is this like two buddies or is, am I like, and then I felt my chair, my chair, am I paranoid?
00:50:39.000 My chair seemed a little lower than his.
00:50:41.000 That is paranoid.
00:50:42.000 Yes.
00:50:43.000 That's what you're experiencing.
00:50:43.000 Let's pull it up.
00:50:44.000 Okay.
00:50:46.000 That is what you were experiencing.
00:50:48.000 Paranoia.
00:50:49.000 Yeah because I just took it as these are two broadcasters who want to mix it up a little bit.
00:50:54.000 That's the truth.
00:50:55.000 Right.
00:50:56.000 Look at that!
00:50:57.000 Come on! 0.61
00:51:00.000 He's slightly taller than me.
00:51:01.000 He looks like a different species. 0.96
00:51:03.000 He's gargantuan up there. 1.00
00:51:04.000 I look like a preemie who came out of his pussy like an hour ago. 1.00
00:51:09.000 Came out of his pussy? 1.00
00:51:11.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:51:11.000 Okay, he birthed you. 1.00
00:51:12.000 Yeah.
00:51:13.000 Doesn't he look like my mommy?
00:51:16.000 Look how much bigger he is!
00:51:18.000 I'm not a small person.
00:51:20.000 I'm 5'10 and a half.
00:51:21.000 I'm in pretty good shape.
00:51:24.000 Is he on TRT or something?
00:51:25.000 I don't know, but his hands look bigger than my head.
00:51:29.000 Okay, look at the seat backs. 0.85
00:51:33.000 Okay, his is definitely taller than yours.
00:51:37.000 That's a fact.
00:51:38.000 So I'm not paranoid.
00:51:40.000 No.
00:51:40.000 His seat is further up than yours.
00:51:42.000 I should ask next week, I'm already being a bitch now and having demands, but I should ask that we change the picture on the TV.
00:51:48.000 You need new graphics.
00:51:49.000 Yeah.
00:51:49.000 To compound censored.
00:51:51.000 You know it'd be cool if it was like half his, like torn in the middle, half yours.
00:51:55.000 Oh I already had an idea for the graphic.
00:51:56.000 It's a shot dead on of me and a shot dead on of him and it says compound censored.
00:52:03.000 Is across his eyes, and then censored is across my mouth. 0.97
00:52:07.000 Nope.
00:52:08.000 Or maybe... Maybe, no, both our mouths are covered.
00:52:12.000 With each other's mouths.
00:52:13.000 Compound is on his mouth and censored is on my mouth. 0.98
00:52:16.000 And you're both naked? 1.00
00:52:17.000 Yeah, jerking off on each other. 0.99
00:52:19.000 Okay, that part is pretty cool, but everything else could be changed. 0.95
00:52:22.000 Now that's how guys talk to one another.
00:52:28.000 Let's see, we got Bruce Cheese.
00:52:33.000 I doubt that's accurate.
00:52:35.000 Have you noticed it's never the name that you read out?
00:52:40.000 Oh, Jesse Ventura.
00:52:42.000 I'm off the grid.
00:52:43.000 Hey dude.
00:52:46.000 Sup?
00:52:55.000 And a little portion is to use coffee filters.
00:52:59.000 I've done that before.
00:53:00.000 They don't spill over the edge.
00:53:02.000 Yep.
00:53:02.000 I've done that with my biscottis because they're so crumbly.
00:53:07.000 You've eaten a biscotti on a coffee filter?
00:53:10.000 Absolutely.
00:53:11.000 It's a little plate.
00:53:12.000 You don't want to use a plate.
00:53:13.000 Why don't you want to use a plate?
00:53:14.000 Because.
00:53:15.000 Yes?
00:53:16.000 It's a paper bowl.
00:53:17.000 It's a little paper bowl.
00:53:18.000 How about a bowl?
00:53:19.000 How about a paper? 1.00
00:53:20.000 How about a fucking plate? 1.00
00:53:21.000 No. 1.00
00:53:23.000 Why not?
00:53:23.000 For two little biscotti?
00:53:25.000 Yeah.
00:53:26.000 See the thing about being a cook... Now you need to buy more coffee filters. 1.00
00:53:29.000 The thing about being a cook is plating and the proportion of the food to plate ratio is very important.
00:53:33.000 Something you learn.
00:53:34.000 So it's a small plate.
00:53:35.000 We have plates this big.
00:53:36.000 I don't... Well get some!
00:53:39.000 I will.
00:53:40.000 Seriously, I need- What about nuts?
00:53:41.000 You gotta put nuts in a little paper bowl, a coffee filter- No, paper bowl?
00:53:45.000 What's with this paper bowl?
00:53:46.000 Are we in a trailer?
00:53:47.000 The coffee filter guy rules.
00:53:49.000 Sir, I love you.
00:53:50.000 Sir, you're fired. 0.99
00:53:52.000 And by the way, get your ass to B&H Photo and get a friggin' TriCaster already. 0.99
00:53:56.000 What's your problem? 0.99
00:53:56.000 Yeah, we're looking into it. 0.99
00:53:57.000 You're right.
00:53:58.000 You gotta talk to- we have to talk to a dealer.
00:53:59.000 That is a valid criticism.
00:54:00.000 Alright, next call.
00:54:02.000 We're running out of time here.
00:54:03.000 I'm only- I'm gonna end it after 10 o'clock.
00:54:09.000 Hello?
00:54:11.000 Dominic.
00:54:14.000 Hey, what's up guys?
00:54:15.000 Hey man.
00:54:17.000 Hey, so Gavin, I just watched some documentary about you trying to join a biker gang in Oakland.
00:54:24.000 Yes.
00:54:25.000 A few years back.
00:54:26.000 Fantastic.
00:54:27.000 Best nickname ever.
00:54:29.000 Sissy Lala.
00:54:30.000 I love it.
00:54:31.000 Yeah.
00:54:31.000 No, no, no.
00:54:32.000 It wasn't Sissy Lala, was it? 0.61
00:54:34.000 It was Private Pyle.
00:54:39.000 No, the one they kept shouting after you got knocked out was Sissy La La. 0.73
00:54:46.000 So I actually called for one topic, but while I was on hold, somebody told a story.
00:54:51.000 Actually, you told a story about being on the train today and some guy harassing everybody and made me think of this really funny thing that happened.
00:54:59.000 Probably in the early 2000s.
00:55:00.000 And anyone that commuted from Brooklyn to Manhattan around, you know, 95 to probably like 2008 would be familiar with this guy.
00:55:11.000 This crazy guy kind of looked a little bit like Santa Claus, but would dress as a cowboy.
00:55:17.000 And this is in Brooklyn, New York, mid-90s. 0.55
00:55:20.000 He would get on the train and harass everybody.
00:55:23.000 He would zero in on one poor sap and just, you know, unleash on them, not physically, but verbally. 0.77
00:55:28.000 You know, he'd see a fat girl and just call her Fatty McFatty the whole day, you know, for the entire ride from Brooklyn to Manhattan. 0.54
00:55:34.000 The Honest Cowboy?
00:55:36.000 Nobody, you know, nobody ever ever challenged this guy.
00:55:39.000 So one day we're coming home, me and a buddy from work, from Manhattan into Brooklyn.
00:55:44.000 Where into Brooklyn?
00:55:45.000 On the train.
00:55:46.000 Where in Brooklyn?
00:55:47.000 In Bensonhurst.
00:55:49.000 Oh, okay.
00:55:50.000 Yeah.
00:55:51.000 So I live in the Bronx now, though.
00:55:54.000 So anyway, he zeroes in on this Asian-American guy, a really tiny little Asian guy, and he's doing the, you know, the typical, you know, the stereotypical type of abuse.
00:56:04.000 He's doing the ping-pong ping, the eye thing. 0.99
00:56:06.000 The little dick thing. 0.99
00:56:09.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99
00:56:10.000 You know, eating cats to hold dogs.
00:56:12.000 Smells like cabbage.
00:56:13.000 So he's going on and on for a couple of stops and finally the Chinese guy, or the Asian guy, he just had enough. 0.93
00:56:21.000 He stood up and he started yelling at him like, come on, let's go.
00:56:24.000 You know, let's get off at the next stop. 0.99
00:56:26.000 I'll show you, I'll beat the shit out of you or whatever. 1.00
00:56:29.000 And like any bully, 1.00
00:56:31.000 Once he was challenged, he kind of shrunk.
00:56:33.000 He wanted no part of it.
00:56:35.000 He gets all quiet.
00:56:36.000 But then, as we're pulling into the station, he starts doing the, I fought in the Korean War and this is my country and you need to go back to wherever you came from, blah, blah, blah.
00:56:45.000 Now, this is the funny part, at least I think so.
00:56:48.000 As the doors open on the N train, he jumps off of the train and it looked like
00:56:53.000 When you would play the game Mario Brothers, that type of leaping thing.
00:56:56.000 Yeah, really?
00:56:58.000 And as he's jumping out, he goes, Sayonara!
00:57:01.000 So that's it.
00:57:06.000 I'm punching out.
00:57:07.000 Love you guys.
00:57:09.000 All right, see ya.
00:57:10.000 Wow.
00:57:10.000 Talk about going out on a good note.
00:57:13.000 Toodaloo, motherfuckers! 1.00
00:57:21.000 Well, that was a great story. 1.00
00:57:22.000 Let's end the show now.
00:57:25.000 Short show, because we have our new show, Compound Censored, that'll be going up right now, basically.
00:57:33.000 In the interim, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:57:41.000 Thank you for watching!