Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 09, 2021


GOML LIVE #93 - WHAT’S YOUR TARTAN?

Topics
Yom Kippur War cushion eating race and questioning it
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Gavin McInnes
Guests
Jimmy McInnes
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Bubba Johnny Apple CBD Derek Chauvin Hank Knob Creek Charlemagne Tha God James Franco George Floyd Angela Tactical Tim Kim Jong-un Golda Meir Joe Biden Vegas Alex Alan Gretchen Carlson Buzz Lightyear Lorena Bobbitt Charles Manson and 36 more
S03E96 - SPAR DAY S03E97 - WE DON'T CALL 911

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Gavin and Alex are joined by Jimmy McInnes to talk about scotch and the moon landing, and the recent case of Derek Chauvin. They also talk about the latest in the JonBenet Ramsey case, and what it means for the future of the country. Also, Alex and Gavin talk about how to survive a nuclear attack from North Korea, and why they don t like egg nog the way they do. And, of course, there's a special guest appearance from Big Country and their eponymous hit, "In a Big Country." Get Off My Lawn! is a production of Gimlet Media and is produced by Riley Bray and Alex Blumberg. Our theme song is Come Alone by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotuspool Records. Our ad music is by Build Buildings Records and edited by Ian Dorsch. The show was mixed by Matthew Boll. Music by Jeff Kaale and Mark Phillips. Additional engineering and mixing by Patrick Muldowney. Special thanks to John Rocha. Thank you to our sponsor, Big Country! Big Country and our producer, Alex. Thanks to Big Country for the use of our theme song "In A Big Country" by Fountains of Caliber Records, and our sound design by Jeff McElroy, and to everyone else who contributed to this episode. If you like the episode, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and/or share it on Apple Music and share it with a friend who did a review, we'll be listening to the episode on the podcast "Big Country's "Get off My Lawn" in the comments section. We'll be looking out there on Anchor. and we'll get back to you in the next week with the rest of your reviews on the next episode of the show "Get Off my Lawn" on Tuesday, "Outtro music is out on the airwaves next week! "Outta My Lawn's Song "Out Of My Lawns" by Sowboyz and "Out of My Lawns" is out in the streets of New York City, "Goodbye From New York" "Good Morning America" by The Good Morning America's "Outpasters " by John Rigsby "Good Day" by Shadydave and "Good Luck" by Mr. Bodega and "I Can't Believe It's My House"

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00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:19.000 That was Big Country and their eponymous hit In a Big Country.
00:00:24.000 We're still joined by Jimmy McInnes.
00:00:25.000 Lots of Jimmy this week.
00:00:41.000 Wow.
00:00:42.000 Maybe too much Jimmy.
00:00:43.000 Should we pull back on the Jimmy?
00:00:45.000 They love the Jimmy.
00:00:47.000 They do, but it's like eggnog.
00:00:49.000 You go, oh good, eggnog's back.
00:00:51.000 And then you chug a three liter thing of it and then you puke.
00:00:54.000 And then even if you just smell Jimmy ever again for the rest of your life, you vomit.
00:00:59.000 So you can get too much of a good thing.
00:01:00.000 You can't get too much.
00:01:02.000 Do you have a booze like that where you just, even if you smell it, you'll vomit?
00:01:07.000 Well, I spent my adolescent years trying to get a taste for Scotch whisky.
00:01:14.000 I never managed to.
00:01:15.000 No, that's not because you OD'd, it just isn't in your DNA.
00:01:19.000 I guess not.
00:01:20.000 Yeah, I feel the same way with scotch and having a mick for a last name, at Christmas everyone brings you fancy scotch and you go, this will rot in my liquor cabinet with all the others.
00:01:32.000 I hate the peat thing where they have the smoky, oh it smells like an ashtray.
00:01:37.000 Yeah, it seems to be the
00:01:40.000 The worse it smells, the more expensive it is.
00:01:43.000 Yeah, we smoked this.
00:01:44.000 Why'd you smoke it?
00:01:46.000 I mean, we smoke fish so it doesn't go bad, but why'd you smoke perfectly good whiskey?
00:01:53.000 It's already a disinfectant.
00:01:54.000 Um, I need you to print out the sponsors.
00:01:57.000 Who I assume are Tactical Walls and Johnny Apple CBD.
00:02:05.000 We were just doing Anthony Cumia's show down the street and he's got a lot of survival gear.
00:02:12.000 That seems to be his thing.
00:02:17.000 Which was Crowder's deal too.
00:02:20.000 We don't have survival gear.
00:02:22.000 And Alex, too.
00:02:23.000 What?
00:02:24.000 Alex, also.
00:02:25.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:02:26.000 Well, everyone thought survival gear was stupid and you're nuts if you're stocking up on powdered pudding. 1.00
00:02:32.000 And then Texas got blanketed in snow. 1.00
00:02:35.000 And that was, Texas was a funny case because the right 0.97
00:02:41.000 Thanks a lot assholes, you said the planet was cooling and you made us invest in solar and wind and neither of them work. 0.97
00:02:51.000 And the left said, way to go dummies, you didn't spend enough money on your infrastructure because you privatized the energy industry. 0.99
00:03:02.000 That's where we're at with America.
00:03:04.000 There can be an explosion, a meteor can hit New York City, and the right will say, thanks a lot, lefties, and explain why, and the left will say, thanks a lot, righties, and explain why.
00:03:14.000 Which we're going to see in the Chauvin trial, guaranteed, either an innocent man goes to prison, or the city burns down.
00:03:23.000 I say, this is what you do, if you're a good president, which Biden is not.
00:03:29.000 You say, we're putting someone, we're freeing a man,
00:03:33.000 Who is by the court of public opinion known as guilty.
00:03:38.000 We are freeing him because he's not.
00:03:40.000 We're going to deploy the National Guard on Minneapolis and beef up the police force and anyone who throws so much as throws an empty beer can is going to jail.
00:03:52.000 That's what you got to do. 0.98
00:03:56.000 Do you remember, you probably don't remember this, there was a movie called The Interview where they made fun of Kim Jong-un and they flew down there and they, there's two journalists, it's played by James Franco and Seth Rogen I think, and they fly down there and they end up partying with him and they get tons of chicks and he's a corrupt moron basically, Kim Jong-un. 0.63
00:04:19.000 So there wasn't a declaration of war from North Korea but there was a rumor that they might be mad and there were some leaked emails that implied that it's possible that there could be terrorist attacks from North Korea.
00:04:32.000 No confirmation!
00:04:34.000 And America shut down the movie. 0.99
00:04:40.000 It did not have a theatrical release and I think it was available like on demand from a few people and that was it.
00:04:48.000 Oh.
00:04:49.000 Now, it's a free speech country.
00:04:51.000 You deploy the National Guard for this film if you think it's dangerous.
00:04:56.000 That's what we do in this country.
00:04:57.000 Well, that's what we should have done.
00:05:00.000 But it's the same with Derek Chauvin.
00:05:01.000 And we know from Rodney King that what they're going to do is throw him in jail or burn.
00:05:08.000 What do you think it'll be, Dad?
00:05:13.000 Well, I think what's going to happen is it will be found, Goethe,
00:05:17.000 And then they will appeal it.
00:05:20.000 And by the time the appeal goes through, we'll be in about three to five years.
00:05:26.000 And by then, people will have forgotten about it.
00:05:28.000 That's a very good guess.
00:05:30.000 I'm gonna put my money on that one.
00:05:36.000 So, just to get to the live reads, Gavin, do not read this on air.
00:05:40.000 I've been working on some stuff.
00:05:42.000 We've got some big clients coming, but I'm going through a rough time in my life.
00:05:46.000 I have been addicted to porn and smoking a lot of crack. 0.97
00:05:51.000 I'm not happy about this, but what's most important at this time in my life is privacy, and if you read this on air, I will kill myself.
00:05:59.000 I don't know if you're supposed to read that part on air.
00:06:02.000 Thank God this is not live.
00:06:03.000 No we are, we're live.
00:06:06.000 Can you hit the dump button?
00:06:07.000 No.
00:06:08.000 And I think the show and our marketing guy don't have that in common, being live.
00:06:14.000 I think he's dead.
00:06:16.000 Do you have a time machine?
00:06:18.000 No.
00:06:19.000 What about, can you put it on the way back machine?
00:06:23.000 No, that wouldn't work.
00:06:26.000 What's done is done.
00:06:27.000 I wasn't done reading.
00:06:29.000 Oh.
00:06:30.000 Did it say psych at the end of that? 0.93
00:06:32.000 This is a message for a character I'm working on in a ridiculous comedy movie. 0.96
00:06:39.000 Oh, oh, sheesh. 0.84
00:06:40.000 And he'll be part of my fake movie that's not real.
00:06:45.000 I'm doing great, by the way.
00:06:47.000 Thanks for asking.
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00:07:22.000 Again, 0.99
00:07:23.000 I don't know if you are smoking drugs or addicted to pornography, ad guy, but stop writing www dot! 0.99
00:07:33.000 How many times have we gone through this? 1.00
00:07:35.000 It has to be a troll at this point.
00:07:37.000 Is it? 0.97
00:07:37.000 I don't think he's smart enough. 0.97
00:07:38.000 It just has to be.
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00:07:40.000 Do his Chicago accent.
00:07:42.000 Uh, so, uh, listen, Gav, we got this. 1.00
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00:08:43.000 By the way, I had a bunch in the studio freezer, and they're gone.
00:08:47.000 Would you know anything about that?
00:08:49.000 I'm gonna say no, but also... Someone broke into our studio, left our $50,000 of equipment, and stole a steak.
00:08:58.000 Is there a chance you brought it home and forgot?
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00:09:47.000 Thanks, Bubba and Hanks.
00:09:48.000 Bubba and Hank, sorry.
00:09:50.000 Thanks, Tactical Tim.
00:09:51.000 Thanks, Johnny Apple.
00:09:53.000 We all like you more than a friend.
00:09:55.000 No, no, it's called Bubba and Hanks.
00:09:58.000 But when you're thanking them, you say, thanks Bubba and Hank, specifically.
00:10:02.000 So that wasn't a typo.
00:10:03.000 Thank you, Johnny Apple CBD.
00:10:05.000 Thank you, Bubba and Hank.
00:10:08.000 Thank you, Tactical Tim.
00:10:09.000 Who made us this, Dad?
00:10:10.000 Have you ever seen this?
00:10:13.000 Oh, wow.
00:10:14.000 So I talk about on the show how I've seen so many war movies and cried so many tears for our brave brothers and sisters that I'm not a veteran of wars, but I am a veteran of war movies.
00:10:24.000 And though it's not the same, it's still something.
00:10:30.000 So we've been talking about how we're veterans of war movies, and then Tactical Tim of Tactical Walls made that sculpture.
00:10:37.000 It's a statue to the veterans of war movies.
00:10:44.000 Well, so I guess I know what I'm going to get for Father's Day.
00:10:49.000 I'm a little disappointed that Ryan is such a big part of it.
00:10:52.000 He doesn't really watch war movies, he watches toy stories.
00:10:55.000 I sure do, and I also play... I go for multiple tours in video games as well.
00:11:01.000 Oh, that might be another category.
00:11:03.000 It's 3D.
00:11:05.000 I'd rather not talk about it, actually.
00:11:07.000 Is that a secret?
00:11:09.000 No, it just... I don't know.
00:11:11.000 It just kind of brings back a lot.
00:11:13.000 Okay.
00:11:15.000 There's no way any actual soldier would appreciate this sort of talk.
00:11:19.000 You'd be surprised.
00:11:20.000 They have a great system.
00:11:22.000 My dad ended communism.
00:11:23.000 Oh yeah. 0.83
00:11:24.000 What absolute nonsense.
00:11:27.000 My dad designed a submarine sonar system that's so good it ended the Russian nuclear submarine program because we could see in their subs and see they were bluffing and that was the beginning of the end for them. 0.87
00:11:42.000 Well there's a small element of truth in that but tiny.
00:11:48.000 Thank you for ending communism, Dad.
00:11:51.000 We appreciate it.
00:11:52.000 I did work on some ASW programs, anti-submarine warfare programs.
00:11:59.000 And can't these sonars hit a sub and tell you who's in there, how many?
00:12:05.000 No, of course not. 1.00
00:12:06.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:12:09.000 What can they tell you about what's in there? 1.00
00:12:10.000 Can't tell you anything about what's in there.
00:12:12.000 What they ate for breakfast.
00:12:17.000 So there's two types of sonar.
00:12:18.000 There's the active sonar where you actually send out a pulse and then it hits the sub and returns.
00:12:27.000 And then there's the other sonar where you quietly listen to them to see if you can hear the engines.
00:12:34.000 And how much, what's the maximum amount of information you could glean from both?
00:12:42.000 Well, first of all, you know it's underwater, so that tells you it's a sub.
00:12:49.000 Okay.
00:12:50.000 And I guess what you can tell is its speed and its direction.
00:12:57.000 I thought there was a whole litany of info you could get from this.
00:13:00.000 Like, who was aboard?
00:13:01.000 It was like an x-ray.
00:13:02.000 No, no, no.
00:13:03.000 No, not at all.
00:13:04.000 Well then, how was it used to call the bluff of the nuclear subs?
00:13:09.000 Well, that was your line.
00:13:11.000 So what part of this is true?
00:13:13.000 What is true is we were able to, well, I might say the Navy, U.S.
00:13:19.000 Navy, were able to trace U.A.
00:13:23.000 submarines, nuclear submarines.
00:13:26.000 And that was when the Kremlin was going to put missiles
00:13:33.000 The Cuban Missile Crisis?
00:13:35.000 And your sonars were able to detect that they were bluffing?
00:13:50.000 No, because the Russians knew that the Americans can trace the subs.
00:13:56.000 Oh.
00:13:57.000 They gave up on that.
00:13:58.000 Oh, I see.
00:13:59.000 That's still huge.
00:14:00.000 That's a deterrent.
00:14:01.000 Basically what I said.
00:14:02.000 That's basically what you said.
00:14:03.000 Yeah.
00:14:04.000 I think we're hearing the same thing.
00:14:05.000 You guys want to see a really intense submarine battle?
00:14:08.000 You ever see this video?
00:14:11.000 Watch.
00:14:12.000 Is Woody or Buzz Lightyear in this?
00:14:14.000 No, this is... Okay.
00:14:16.000 Did you see that?
00:14:17.000 Nope.
00:14:19.000 Oh, I get it.
00:14:20.000 Funny.
00:14:20.000 Good stuff.
00:14:23.000 Alright, let's jump right into the calls.
00:14:27.000 Alright.
00:14:28.000 This is a lot of work for Gav here on the Wednesdays.
00:14:31.000 We may have to go ant live calls.
00:14:34.000 Ant live calls.
00:14:36.000 Fortnite purr.
00:14:38.000 Dad's tired.
00:14:40.000 Grandad's very tired.
00:14:43.000 Um, we got Ari from Asheville, I believe.
00:14:47.000 Is it Ari?
00:14:49.000 Probably not.
00:14:49.000 Air.
00:14:50.000 Air.
00:14:51.000 Yeah, it's Air.
00:14:51.000 Yeah, it's a Welsh name.
00:14:54.000 It's weird, but I'm from Asheville, North Carolina.
00:14:56.000 I know you had talked about moving here. 0.69
00:14:59.000 You might not want to because I've been here like all my life I'm from here and it's kind of a liberal shithole.
00:15:06.000 Yes, but what I was told what kind of what my goal is like right now my daughter loves going to Manhattan so I want to be near a liberal shithole where she can commute and be a hipster punker and then I can be with my rednecks. 1.00
00:15:20.000 Within the county that's what we did we had to jump over to McDowell County because it was just like getting too much
00:15:25.000 And my family's been here since like the 1700s and we all moved over here so and we're like Scottish you know but everybody here is out here Scottish you're talking about the South being Scottish it pretty much is.
00:15:37.000 So where did you move to what's your area called now?
00:15:41.000 I'm in McDowell County but what I would tell you to do which is like east of Buncombe which is Asheville
00:15:48.000 What I would do is I would either go north or west of the counties and that's what we're planning on going back over because McDowell, even though it's literally right over the mountain, is like really hot and I'm not used to it.
00:16:00.000 So we're thinking about moving like north of Buncombe or east or closer to Tennessee because we want to keep our kids.
00:16:08.000 Our kids like Asheville.
00:16:09.000 We take them there.
00:16:09.000 There's a lot of fun things.
00:16:10.000 There's museums, you know.
00:16:12.000 But it's just like really bad.
00:16:15.000 Like a few years ago on a forum like there was this thing
00:16:18.000 I don't remember what it was, but it was like they were doing this little secret thing.
00:16:22.000 It was like Antifa.
00:16:23.000 I'll try to find a link at one point, but they're like, if you see anybody, it's like a proud boy, jump them if they come into any clubs.
00:16:29.000 So I'm obviously not involved with that, but like they, like we, I can bring some friends with me to the comedy clubs anywhere around there.
00:16:40.000 Cause people just assumed for some reason that some of them were.
00:16:44.000 So.
00:16:45.000 Why?
00:16:45.000 Cause you had like redneck vibes?
00:16:48.000 Yeah, and like, the police here, like, we watched someone steal some stuff out of Walmart the other day, and they were like, black, which, whatever, right?
00:16:55.000 But, like, the cops were there and watched it, because we had to go to Asheville, because my dad just had a heart attack last Sunday, and a bypass, so we had to go there, but it has one of the best, like, cardiac hospitals, like, in the nation.
00:17:08.000 And, um, so...
00:17:10.000 We're good to go.
00:17:30.000 You just described America in a nutshell.
00:17:34.000 That's America right now.
00:17:37.000 A bunch of protected classes stealing from our economy as someone with special needs tries to monitor the situation. 0.96
00:17:46.000 Oh, it was horrible and he had an older lady that was like a door greeter and so she was like trying to help.
00:17:51.000 She's like, excuse me.
00:17:53.000 And they just, like, kept walking, you know?
00:17:55.000 And, like, then they, like, turned around and kind of stomped at the lady, like, like they were stomping at a dog or something to get away. 0.69
00:17:59.000 And I just stood there, like, like, we're standing there, and we're, like, you know, I'm from Asheville.
00:18:04.000 We grew up that way, but stuff started getting kind of weird and stuff, you know?
00:18:04.000 It's, like, very liberal.
00:18:07.000 We were, like, we gotta go, you know?
00:18:09.000 So we moved over here.
00:18:10.000 But, uh, like I said, I don't want to leave the mountains.
00:18:13.000 I've moved to other places when I was older, you know, younger, actually, but I always came back here.
00:18:13.000 I love it here.
00:18:18.000 A lot of people who are from here always end up coming back because they love it, you know?
00:18:22.000 But, uh,
00:18:23.000 Because Appalachia's just, it's a weird place.
00:18:25.000 There's a lot of outlaws and stuff and like, but in a good way.
00:18:28.000 There's like this sort of personality, they call it.
00:18:30.000 Yeah, it sounds colorful.
00:18:31.000 Okay, so I should move to north or west of Asheville?
00:18:36.000 Yes, move to north or west of Asheville because it's cooler.
00:18:39.000 You get towards like McDowell County, you're getting a little bit closer to South Carolina, which I know you thought about South Carolina.
00:18:44.000 I stayed there for like a week a couple of times and I was like, I can't do this, it's too hot.
00:18:49.000 And that was like as early as like March.
00:18:51.000 Okay.
00:18:52.000 Alright, got it.
00:18:53.000 I like you more than a friend.
00:18:53.000 We gotta move on.
00:18:54.000 Thanks for calling.
00:18:57.000 Oh, she was intense.
00:18:59.000 Was she nervous?
00:19:00.000 Or is that just how they talk down there?
00:19:01.000 Probably a little bit, yeah.
00:19:02.000 Probably a little nervous.
00:19:04.000 That was definitely the first time for her.
00:19:05.000 I'm from New York City, man.
00:19:06.000 I'm a chill dude.
00:19:09.000 Boy, showing my parents New York City and seeing it through their eyes, doing the Anthony Show.
00:19:18.000 It looks like a third world country 0.99
00:19:22.000 That is kicking ass and has some serious potential. 0.99
00:19:25.000 So I was doing a bit with my dad where I go, I know you think that I fucked up by moving to the Congo, but this is basically New York City. 0.99
00:19:32.000 We've got infrastructure here. 0.86
00:19:34.000 Look, there's a McDonald's, a Chipotle.
00:19:36.000 I mean, it is New York for all intents and purposes.
00:19:40.000 Sure, we're walking over bodies.
00:19:43.000 How many cadavers did we see going from Kumias to the studio?
00:19:48.000 Well, there was a few.
00:19:49.000 It was just with like food behind them or some guy in a wheelchair with like weird frizzy mulatto hair just going bup bup bup bup bup and then just like remember that long thing of discharge? 0.98
00:20:01.000 Whoa, yes.
00:20:02.000 It was just like half a block of water or whatever it was.
00:20:07.000 It was like a mop bucket that they just dragged.
00:20:09.000 I don't know what makes a half a block line of water.
00:20:16.000 It's like someone took a mop, mopped up some barf, and then just dragged their barf mop.
00:20:21.000 But I think that's happening to most major cities.
00:20:24.000 Really?
00:20:24.000 Oh yes.
00:20:25.000 Toronto is turning out to be a complete disaster.
00:20:28.000 As bad as what I showed you today?
00:20:31.000 No.
00:20:31.000 No, but it's certainly going to get there.
00:20:34.000 And then London, England, is a mess.
00:20:37.000 Yeah.
00:20:40.000 Well, when I was in Philadelphia,
00:20:44.000 This is probably five years ago.
00:20:46.000 I had been there before a few times.
00:20:47.000 I liked Philly a lot.
00:20:48.000 They lost me a hundred bucks today by beating the Mets.
00:20:51.000 But the last time I was there, it honestly looked like there was a Camp David with, instead of Palestinians and Jews, it was homeless people and normal people.
00:21:04.000 And the homeless people were very good at negotiating.
00:21:08.000 And they ended up with the entire city.
00:21:11.000 And everyone else went to the suburbs.
00:21:12.000 I mean, they ran the place!
00:21:14.000 Dancing, boom boxes like what we started the show with on the street, wine.
00:21:19.000 It looked like some picture, dystopian picture of the 1800s in New York City.
00:21:25.000 Oh dear.
00:21:26.000 It's done, and we're there too.
00:21:28.000 Anyway, next call.
00:21:31.000 Dan.
00:21:33.000 Dan, you're on the line.
00:21:34.000 Hi, Gavin.
00:21:35.000 Hanging?
00:21:35.000 Still good for you?
00:21:37.000 See yous people!
00:21:38.000 Hank is too good for yous!
00:21:40.000 I got a question for Jimmy here.
00:21:43.000 What is the most trouble that you ever got Gavin in when he was growing up?
00:21:49.000 That I got Gavin in?
00:21:50.000 Not your dad.
00:21:51.000 Oh, I think Gavin was doing really well by himself.
00:21:54.000 Wait, what do you mean?
00:21:55.000 Like my dad got me arrested by stealing a gold chain?
00:21:58.000 Or he punished me the hardest for doing a bad thing?
00:22:04.000 The worst thing that you've done that required parental correction.
00:22:08.000 Oh, I see.
00:22:08.000 The most trouble I was in with you.
00:22:10.000 Getting arrested for drunk driving was bad.
00:22:21.000 Were you arrested for drunk driving?
00:22:25.000 He forgot it.
00:22:26.000 I think the most enraged you were when we were, and thanks for calling by the way, was when we were going away on a weekend vacation.
00:22:32.000 Oh yes.
00:22:34.000 And you had got off work early so we could get a good start.
00:22:38.000 And I like to take my time when I leave school on a Friday and do my chatting to the janitor and the staff and everyone in the entire school until it's empty.
00:22:49.000 Exactly.
00:22:49.000 And then slowly meander to the bus.
00:22:51.000 It's the first holiday I've had in months! 0.99
00:22:55.000 So I rolled in at around 5.30 and you were in the car and you said, if he fucking lies to me I'm gonna lose it! 0.95
00:23:04.000 And I saw you in the car and thought, uh-oh, oh yeah, we're going on a vacation this weekend. 0.91
00:23:09.000 And I said, hey, you're not gonna believe this, the bus, oh my God, it got stuck in mud.
00:23:16.000 And then you lost it, ran out of the car, picked me up by my neck, and slammed me up against the front door of the house so hard that we broke the deadbolt and landed on the ground together.
00:23:27.000 No, no, no, that's a good, that's certainly a more dramatic ending.
00:23:35.000 How did we?
00:23:36.000 We both were on the ground in the house.
00:23:37.000 No!
00:23:38.000 Yes.
00:23:39.000 Which part of that isn't true?
00:23:41.000 Did you pick me up by my neck?
00:23:42.000 Yes.
00:23:43.000 That's true.
00:23:47.000 Were you perturbed?
00:23:49.000 I was really angry that you were interfering in a post-holiday hat in months.
00:23:54.000 Yeah, I can imagine.
00:23:58.000 I agree with you.
00:24:01.000 Yeah, that was pretty bad.
00:24:01.000 Or how about the time I built the waterbed in the basement?
00:24:05.000 Oh, God.
00:24:06.000 And you told me not to build it in the basement.
00:24:09.000 Build it up in your room.
00:24:10.000 Stop trying to stay in the basement because you think it's edgy. 0.99
00:24:13.000 And then I built it without instructions and fucked it up, which really pissed you off. 0.97
00:24:17.000 And then you came downstairs and I go, can you believe this didn't have instructions? 0.98
00:24:20.000 And you had the instructions in your hand.
00:24:22.000 And you picked me up and threw me through the air and I remember sort of soaring through the air like Superman and going, oh, there are consequences for your actions.
00:24:33.000 If you piss people off, they will throw you.
00:24:35.000 No, that was, uh, that waterbed was a disaster. 0.83
00:24:42.000 Yeah.
00:24:43.000 I don't know why you bought it.
00:24:44.000 It's way too generous.
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00:26:22.000 You don't even say www.
00:26:25.000 Why don't you?
00:26:26.000 Oh, I'm becoming bulk.
00:26:29.000 Why don't you say HTTP colon slash slash while you're at it?
00:26:35.000 All right, let's take the next call.
00:26:39.000 All right, we have... This says Jews, so this should be fun. 1.00
00:26:43.000 Uh-oh.
00:26:44.000 Oh, let me guess.
00:26:46.000 Yes, go ahead.
00:26:50.000 Apropos to your comment about the Jews rambling about the Holocaust, 0.59
00:26:55.000 I wanted, I think I can provide some context about these specific Jews.
00:27:01.000 Hello?
00:27:03.000 Yeah.
00:27:05.000 Yeah, so most of them that think that the Holocaust is going to happen, it's going to be perpetuated by white Christians, are generally, first of all, their parents didn't go through the Holocaust, or their relatives didn't, and
00:27:20.000 They are like descendants of several generations of Americans who gradually lost all their Jewish identity, like became Reform and then Secular, but they still want to have like a Jewish identity.
00:27:34.000 So the only way they can identify it is through, you know, I'm Jewish because they won't let me not be Jewish, you know?
00:27:41.000 Right.
00:27:43.000 Yeah, that's valid.
00:27:43.000 I think you're right.
00:27:44.000 And that's why when they put their name on Twitter, it has four brackets on either side because they know that Nazis do that when they're identifying Jews.
00:27:55.000 And that's their way of saying, I'm a Jew!
00:27:57.000 You can't stop me! 1.00
00:27:59.000 Which is insulting to the rest of us because we're like, we don't give a shit, dude. 0.99
00:28:03.000 Relax. 0.99
00:28:06.000 The white, in my experience, white people, specifically Americans, are the most accommodating
00:28:15.000 And, I mean, I'm orthodox.
00:28:17.000 And I'm most accommodating and understanding.
00:28:20.000 And, I mean, I did, I'll tell you this, I did, I was in Poland walking into Auschwitz II, and a skinhead did start cursing my group out.
00:28:29.000 But aside from that, all the anti-Semitism I've encountered at the time has been by non-whites.
00:28:36.000 Wait, so a skinhead in Poland trekked all the way out to Auschwitz?
00:28:42.000 Yeah, well, it's near a city.
00:28:43.000 It's near a big...
00:28:46.000 That's ambitious. 0.91
00:28:49.000 Yeah, I mean, it was a little silly.
00:28:53.000 It's a good story, though, no? 0.51
00:28:54.000 Yeah, sure.
00:28:55.000 Yeah.
00:28:56.000 Maybe he's hired by Auschwitz to spice up the experience. 0.83
00:29:01.000 Yeah, the guard that was with us, he's Polish, so he was drawing back his jacket, revealing his gun, and then the guy moved off. 0.69
00:29:11.000 Yeah I know, I'm on the same page with most Orthodox and that is that secular Jews are Jews in name only and it's like they want to be black, they want to be a minority so bad. 0.99
00:29:22.000 Whereas my experience with Orthodox Jews and even Hasidim is they recognize their similarity with Christians and that we're both in the same boat, especially in the Middle East where Arabs are killing both of us on hundreds a day. 0.98
00:29:35.000 I wish the Arab Christians would ally with us more.
00:29:41.000 And get off the anti-semitic stuff, because we're all, I mean, we had this stuff in Lebanon, there was a brief friendship with the Lebanese Christians.
00:29:52.000 But when you say you wish Christians were more accommodating of Jews, you're not talking about America.
00:29:59.000 What?
00:30:00.000 No, with Israel. 0.70
00:30:01.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:30:03.000 Your father mentioned that Golda Meir was a good Prime Minister.
00:30:07.000 I would like to politely disagree that they had solid evidence that the Arabs were going to attack in the Yom Kippur War, including the King of Jordan, who by that time was already pretty much a friend.
00:30:19.000 And he said they're going to attack you then, and they ignored it for two reasons.
00:30:25.000 One was because she, quote, couldn't believe that the Arabs would be that vicious. 1.00
00:30:30.000 I mean, Amr Sadat idolized Hitler, literally. 0.99
00:30:34.000 And two, because they'd gotten so much shit for striking first in 67 that they wanted to get world sympathy back by letting them attack first. 0.96
00:30:44.000 And then they blamed it all on the General. 0.97
00:30:48.000 Okay, thanks for calling.
00:30:49.000 Well, yes, the thing I liked about Golda Meir was that she old-cade the hunt and death of the people who killed the Jews at the Olympics in Germany.
00:31:09.000 Oh yeah, they did the whole movie about that with Sacha Baron Cohen.
00:31:12.000 Yes.
00:31:14.000 Or was he in that?
00:31:15.000 No, I don't think it was him.
00:31:16.000 No.
00:31:17.000 Okay, yeah, thanks for calling in.
00:31:19.000 Dad, I can't say enough how disappointed Ryan and I are that you would okay the Yom Kippur War and say that Israelis deserved it. 1.00
00:31:31.000 That is true.
00:31:31.000 That's a bit rich, sir.
00:31:33.000 Pardon?
00:31:34.000 It's basically what you said.
00:31:36.000 Nonsense!
00:31:37.000 You flattered a Prime Minister
00:31:41.000 Who allowed that war to happen.
00:31:43.000 In other words, you were okaying the dead bodies.
00:31:46.000 I was not.
00:31:47.000 I told you, I was only referring to the murder of the Israelis at the Olympic Games in Germany.
00:31:57.000 You stood on those cadavers and laughed.
00:31:59.000 Oh, for God's sake.
00:32:00.000 Disappointing.
00:32:03.000 Very disappointing.
00:32:05.000 Knob Creek. 1.00
00:32:07.000 That's where Lorena Bobbitt threw her ex-husband's penis. 1.00
00:32:11.000 Could you come up with a less appetizing name for your product than Knob Creek? 0.99
00:32:15.000 Schlong River Whiskey? 0.99
00:32:17.000 I just think of a dismembered penis just floating down a small creek in upstate New York and like getting caught on a rock and rotating. 0.99
00:32:27.000 Being touched by a leaf as it drifts down Knob Creek. 0.99
00:32:32.000 Did the kids sit there with fishing rods trying to catch one? 0.88
00:32:35.000 Oh, I got one with a foreskin.
00:32:37.000 Let's make a hot dog. 0.85
00:32:40.000 Knob Creek.
00:32:43.000 Jimmy, bigotry of low expectations.
00:32:47.000 It says.
00:32:48.000 Hey, how you guys doing?
00:32:50.000 Can you hear me?
00:32:51.000 Yes.
00:32:53.000 Hey, so I was on a call for work and they were talking about the Derek Chauvin trial and the one guy they were talking about the guy who sold Floyd the drugs and they go 0.99
00:33:09.000 Yeah, I was super disappointed with the defense attorney because they were talking to this kid like he was stupid. 0.65
00:33:20.000 Like, they kept saying to him, prior to, prior to. 0.98
00:33:23.000 How can he know what prior to means?
00:33:26.000 Like, he doesn't come from a place where he can know what that language means.
00:33:30.000 And I was like,
00:33:31.000 That is the most racist thing prior to and that is common words used.
00:33:36.000 Like just because he's black doesn't mean he doesn't know what prior to means.
00:33:40.000 Yeah, that's too ambitious.
00:33:41.000 Well, we just heard about the bigotry of low expectations at Walmart in Asheville, North Carolina, where handicapped people have to get tread on by criminals stealing from them.
00:33:53.000 But this Chauvin trial, what do you think is going to happen with it?
00:33:58.000 Oh man, I don't know.
00:34:00.000 See, what I think is that this kid is going to be tried just like Pasovic is saying.
00:34:08.000 He's going to be found guilty of murder because he sold him fentanyl, the most deadly drug that there is.
00:34:15.000 I think the left wants that and they're going to use that as a chance to riot, burn down the streets.
00:34:21.000 They're not, they're not people that focus on- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:34:21.000 Like, this is what they want.
00:34:24.000 The left, the right wants- And they will take any chance they can to- If the right gets the narrative that it was about fentanyl, we win.
00:34:32.000 That's great news.
00:34:33.000 That's not what the left wants.
00:34:35.000 The left wants a racist cop who- Did you see the video?
00:34:38.000 Where he's saying, I ate too many drugs, you know?
00:34:41.000 Oh, of course.
00:34:41.000 And by the way- Buddy, we're not talking about the truth.
00:34:45.000 The truth is irrelevant to this case.
00:34:47.000 It was a little excessive, but him saying, I ate too many drugs, it literally sounds like, you know, he said why he died himself.
00:34:56.000 Yeah, don't get caught in the weeds of truth, my friend.
00:35:00.000 That ship has sailed.
00:35:02.000 The judge has to ignore that he was sold fentanyl, that that's murder, that he ate too many drugs, that he was on his shoulder blade.
00:35:11.000 The judge has to ignore all that if he wants to avoid Minneapolis burning to the ground.
00:35:17.000 Oh boy.
00:35:18.000 We live in scary times.
00:35:19.000 Thanks for all you guys do.
00:35:20.000 Thanks for calling.
00:35:22.000 I could have gone a little longer with that.
00:35:23.000 He didn't seem to want to participate anymore.
00:35:26.000 But no, I think my dad has the right solution.
00:35:30.000 Just attrition, bore them to death.
00:35:32.000 That's what we did.
00:35:33.000 You Americans, you had to fight the British. 0.82
00:35:36.000 There wasn't that many people that died.
00:35:37.000 I think it was like 15,000 in the American Revolution or something.
00:35:41.000 But Canada, we just bored them to death and they left. 0.97
00:35:46.000 We let them stay on the money.
00:35:47.000 They're still on the Wikipedia page, but they just left, walked out. 0.98
00:35:53.000 And that's what you should do if you're in the justice system with this George Floyd shit. 0.97
00:35:57.000 Just delay it. 0.98
00:36:00.000 Have an appeal.
00:36:01.000 Guilty, by the way.
00:36:02.000 400 year sentence.
00:36:03.000 Guilty.
00:36:05.000 Two life sentences, like the Silk Road guy. 0.74
00:36:07.000 He's got two life sentences plus 40 years.
00:36:10.000 Just in case he comes back from the dead and finishes another sentence.
00:36:14.000 So that should be the same sentence for Chauvin.
00:36:17.000 And then an appeal, and then parole.
00:36:23.000 You never say innocent.
00:36:25.000 It's sad that he won't be a cop anymore, but whatever.
00:36:28.000 Don't take that out of context.
00:36:30.000 All right, we got Lauren.
00:36:34.000 Oh.
00:36:35.000 Oh.
00:36:36.000 Uh-ho.
00:36:38.000 Uh-ho. 1.00
00:36:40.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:36:42.000 Hello? 1.00
00:36:43.000 Is it too deep on Lauren?
00:36:44.000 Hi!
00:36:44.000 Do you have multiple personalities?
00:36:49.000 Hello?
00:36:50.000 Am I on?
00:36:52.000 Yep.
00:36:53.000 What are you on? 1.00
00:36:54.000 No shit! 1.00
00:36:56.000 Oh my gosh, this is so crazy! 0.99
00:36:57.000 Hi!
00:36:58.000 Hello.
00:36:59.000 I feel like you're getting somebody laid tonight.
00:37:04.000 Well, you said it.
00:37:05.000 What do you want to do with this newfound power?
00:37:13.000 You gotta speak.
00:37:14.000 This is why Hillary should not be president. 1.00
00:37:19.000 This is what would happen on her first day as president.
00:37:21.000 She'd be like, did I win?
00:37:23.000 Oh my God.
00:37:24.000 I'm a tattoo apprentice.
00:37:26.000 I'm just starting and you guys have gotten a few recommendations for
00:37:34.000 A few recommendations for Indiana to come visit in Carmel, I believe.
00:37:39.000 And so if you guys do come to Carmel, you should definitely come through like Northwest Indiana and get tattooed by me.
00:37:48.000 Ooh, cool.
00:37:49.000 Okay.
00:37:51.000 I was thinking of a facial swastika like George, like Charles Manson has. 0.67
00:38:01.000 You hear that?
00:38:02.000 What about a little swastika? 0.88
00:38:04.000 Nothing audacious, just a little like where you put the tear.
00:38:07.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:38:08.000 Nothing crazy.
00:38:10.000 Gavin, only for you. 0.80
00:38:12.000 Only for you will I tattoo a swastika. 0.97
00:38:14.000 Have you ever had someone ask for a swastika?
00:38:18.000 No, I'm brand spanking new.
00:38:19.000 I've only been tattooing for like, actually I'm going on my sixth week.
00:38:24.000 Okay, well remember when you're doing no regrets, it's R-E-G-R-E-T-S. 1.00
00:38:34.000 All right, thanks for calling. 1.00
00:38:36.000 That was a shit show. 0.99
00:38:37.000 Anyway, congratulations. 1.00
00:38:40.000 Jeez.
00:38:41.000 Good job.
00:38:43.000 Nice person.
00:38:43.000 Great person.
00:38:44.000 Great gal. 1.00
00:38:45.000 We gotta get going here.
00:38:48.000 All right.
00:38:48.000 We've only got 20 minutes left.
00:38:50.000 Nick Brady, which sounds like a... Are we putting the whole thing up on the iTunes now?
00:38:56.000 That's how we're doing it, right?
00:38:57.000 Yes.
00:38:58.000 Okay, because we didn't sign up.
00:38:58.000 Did you do that last time?
00:39:00.000 I think so.
00:39:02.000 I think so.
00:39:03.000 I'll check.
00:39:04.000 Ask Ryan.
00:39:06.000 Uh, let's see.
00:39:07.000 You're on the line.
00:39:08.000 Hello.
00:39:10.000 Hello.
00:39:12.000 So yesterday, Gavin, you were wondering, you asked the question, why don't Jews like you?
00:39:19.000 Yes.
00:39:20.000 And, um, and you had an Orthodox guy just on now.
00:39:24.000 Um, and I think it might have something to do with their, their text.
00:39:28.000 So Orthodox, conservative, um,
00:39:32.000 And Reformed Jews all believe in the Dual Torah, at least that's my understanding. 0.94
00:39:38.000 And the Dual Torah is the written word as well as the oral word, which is the Talmud.
00:39:47.000 And allow me to read you some passages from the Talmud talking about you, me, and Jesus Christ. 0.96
00:39:54.000 So, it says, Jesus in hell being boiled in excrement.
00:39:59.000 That's from Gittin 75.
00:40:02.000 Is this the Old Testament?
00:40:03.000 It's the Talmud.
00:40:04.000 This is the Talmud? 0.77
00:40:05.000 Right. 0.99
00:40:26.000 Christians who reject the Talmud will go to hell and be punished there for all generations. 0.99
00:40:32.000 That's from Rosh Hashanah 17a. 1.00
00:40:36.000 Sexual intercourse between non-Jews is like intercourse between animals. 1.00
00:40:40.000 That's from Sanhedrin 74b, and there's just like three more. 1.00
00:40:45.000 If a Jew murders a non-Jew, there will be no death penalty. 0.77
00:40:48.000 That's from Sanhedrin 57a. 0.97
00:40:51.000 What a Jew steals from a non-Jew, he may keep. 1.00
00:40:53.000 That's from Sanhedrin 57a as well. 0.99
00:40:56.000 All children of the non-Jew are animals. 1.00
00:40:59.000 That's our children. 0.92
00:41:00.000 That's from Yebimeth 98a. 1.00
00:41:04.000 And even the best of the non-Jews should all be killed. 1.00
00:41:07.000 That's from Sofirim 15. 0.99
00:41:09.000 So, that's their scripture.
00:41:11.000 That's their Bible.
00:41:11.000 That's why they hate us.
00:41:14.000 Well, thanks for calling.
00:41:15.000 That was a great, great call.
00:41:16.000 Great update.
00:41:18.000 Fun stuff.
00:41:19.000 Let's do the next call.
00:41:21.000 History His Story.
00:41:24.000 That's what I got.
00:41:25.000 Realize, Realize.
00:41:26.000 The Liebrary.
00:41:29.000 Yeah.
00:41:30.000 Nabisco.
00:41:31.000 That ancient text is very cruel.
00:41:36.000 You know, there's a lot of things in every ancient text that are a little... But, you know, Ben is on the line.
00:41:47.000 Hello?
00:41:48.000 Mr. Dover?
00:41:51.000 Hey, what's going on?
00:41:51.000 What's up, man?
00:41:54.000 Hey, I want to talk about January 6th, if that's not too old.
00:41:58.000 No, not at all.
00:41:58.000 It's still going strong.
00:42:01.000 So, uh, I found some footage, uh, scouring through the footage, uh, online of, uh, this one guy who was recruiting people for, um, the march to the Capitol long before Trump even mentioned it on a speech.
00:42:20.000 I tried sending you guys this a while ago, but I don't think it went through.
00:42:25.000 With what authority? 0.96
00:42:27.000 Like, is this someone on Telegram saying, we should fuckin' burn the White House down, man? 0.99
00:42:31.000 Or, like, is it like a Fed? 0.97
00:42:35.000 Like, that thing with the base or whatever, they were gonna kidnap Governor, what's her name in Milwaukee, whatever her name is, remember her?
00:42:43.000 Gretchen Carlson?
00:42:46.000 When they were gonna kidnap her?
00:42:49.000 That was the Feds.
00:42:50.000 There was a guy who was there at the rally before it happened.
00:42:55.000 Okay, so there was someone who was there at the rally, and is he a Fed?
00:43:00.000 So, do you remember the footage of the guy breaching the security?
00:43:07.000 He turns his hat around, and he starts wailing at people?
00:43:12.000 That footage?
00:43:13.000 Sort of, yeah.
00:43:16.000 There's a guy who's whispering in his ear, and he's wearing tactical gear, and he's got a Trump hat on.
00:43:22.000 That rings a bell, yeah.
00:43:24.000 That guy was standing around at like 9 a.m., 10 a.m.
00:43:29.000 asking people to go to the Capitol with him.
00:43:30.000 And that's obviously like, you know, two or three hours before Trump left the stage.
00:43:36.000 Okay, so what's your... I can send you the footage.
00:43:38.000 What's your theory with this?
00:43:41.000 I think that's very suspicious that there's a guy
00:43:45.000 You know, corralling people to go to the Capitol long before that was even an idea in anyone's head.
00:43:51.000 Right, but we're not in a court of law, so you can have a theory, we can theorize here.
00:43:57.000 Do you think the Feds were pushed by the DNC to encourage a riot on January 6th to make the right look bad?
00:44:08.000 I don't know, it's interesting because this guy, he was on the persons of interest list, so I'm wondering, and then he fell off of it.
00:44:14.000 So what happened to this guy?
00:44:16.000 Who is he?
00:44:18.000 That's my question.
00:44:19.000 Okay, well, let's have a guess.
00:44:22.000 Do you think that January 6th was premeditated?
00:44:25.000 It's very possible, yeah.
00:44:29.000 Absolutely.
00:44:31.000 Well, yeah, we know it's possible.
00:44:35.000 I want to hear what's in your heart of hearts.
00:44:37.000 But weren't these pipe bombs planted the night before?
00:44:40.000 Yeah, thanks for calling by the way.
00:44:42.000 We need some more substance than theories.
00:44:45.000 That's the crazy thing about it is, what happened to the pipe bombs?
00:44:49.000 And the other weird thing even about the pipe bombs was there was two, right?
00:44:54.000 There was one at the DNC, one at the RNC.
00:44:57.000 So that implies it's an anarchist who hates both parties.
00:45:00.000 Who was the anarchist?
00:45:01.000 What's going on?
00:45:03.000 Where's the footage?
00:45:04.000 Like at least show me someone wearing all black or something with a mask on putting something down.
00:45:09.000 It can be grainy.
00:45:11.000 I'm okay with that.
00:45:12.000 But nothing.
00:45:13.000 No reporting either.
00:45:16.000 No.
00:45:18.000 I'm sure I saw footage of that person, but it was, you know, it was from the back.
00:45:24.000 Putting down the pipe bombs?
00:45:26.000 No.
00:45:27.000 Planting them?
00:45:27.000 No, but he was carrying a bag.
00:45:31.000 Pipe bombs were a big fucking deal. 0.99
00:45:34.000 In the same area as the pipe bombs, the night before. 0.99
00:45:38.000 Ah. 0.87
00:45:39.000 Yeah, the pipe bombs are another Vegas thing, where you see all these journalists busting their ass to find someone who said the N-word 20 years ago, and you go, can any of you look into any of this stuff?
00:45:50.000 Vegas, the pipe bombs, and this child trafficking, where they'll find a van with 20 kids in it, and I'll hear nothing about it ever again.
00:46:01.000 And you go, whoa, where did the kids come from?
00:46:05.000 Who put them there?
00:46:06.000 Where were they headed?
00:46:09.000 Well, it just doesn't fit the narrative.
00:46:12.000 What's their ethnicity?
00:46:13.000 Are they all Ukrainian? 1.00
00:46:14.000 Is this like a Russian child prostitution ring? 1.00
00:46:16.000 Is it a Mexican thing? 0.99
00:46:17.000 Is it the cartels?
00:46:18.000 Help me out here! 0.72
00:46:20.000 But these journalists are at their all-time shittiest in history, and they'd rather spend their time finding out if someone was prejudiced.
00:46:31.000 Next call.
00:46:32.000 Okay.
00:46:35.000 We got Angela.
00:46:38.000 Angela.
00:46:43.000 Oh, sorry.
00:46:44.000 Not Angela.
00:46:46.000 Yeah, I called last week.
00:46:48.000 Okay.
00:46:49.000 Are you turning right or left?
00:46:51.000 I'm gonna guess left.
00:46:52.000 I'm turning left, yeah.
00:46:55.000 Yes.
00:46:56.000 Felt it.
00:46:56.000 He uses less gas.
00:46:58.000 I'm sorry that you guys didn't hear that.
00:46:59.000 No, more gas.
00:47:00.000 More gas.
00:47:00.000 But, uh... What's it called?
00:47:04.000 Sorry to switch up the substance, but... I saw something funny from My Strange Addictions.
00:47:11.000 You guys probably heard of that show from TLC.
00:47:14.000 Yeah.
00:47:15.000 That clip.
00:47:17.000 And it's this woman who is addicted to eating couches. 1.00
00:47:21.000 Like the, like the squishy shit in the couches. 1.00
00:47:25.000 The foam? 0.99
00:47:27.000 Yeah, the foam.
00:47:28.000 The foam in the couches, sorry.
00:47:30.000 And I just thought that was hilarious.
00:47:32.000 It's something, something to see.
00:47:34.000 Okay, thanks for calling.
00:47:35.000 We'll look it up.
00:47:37.000 I remember a black woman who was eating mattresses. 1.00
00:47:40.000 Maybe...
00:47:42.000 Ever seen this show?
00:47:44.000 I'm 30 years old.
00:47:46.000 I'm from Bradenton, Florida.
00:47:47.000 And my addiction is eating couch cushions.
00:47:55.000 She brings some snacks with her.
00:47:57.000 My earliest memory of eating cushion, I was about 10 years old.
00:48:00.000 Is that expanded?
00:48:01.000 Is that the street term for it?
00:48:02.000 I was eating cushion and uh...
00:48:05.000 Eatin' kush.
00:48:06.000 I'm on that good kushin' and alcohol.
00:48:09.000 What you doin'?
00:48:10.000 Just sittin' home eatin' kushin', what are you doin'?
00:48:12.000 More kushin' for the eatin'.
00:48:15.000 That doesn't, that sounds dangerous, right?
00:48:17.000 Yeah!
00:48:18.000 Because, like, you eat a piece of fish, and it just gets smaller and more scrunched as it goes in your body.
00:48:24.000 Same with bread.
00:48:26.000 But, foam fights back! 0.99
00:48:28.000 Right.
00:48:29.000 It has!
00:48:31.000 It literally has a memory.
00:48:32.000 They call it memory foam.
00:48:35.000 And it gets mad when you squish it.
00:48:37.000 It goes, nobody's squishing me!
00:48:39.000 Not on my watch!
00:48:40.000 It's the only food that gets upset when you eat it.
00:48:45.000 Do not eat cushion.
00:48:47.000 Do not squish squishy stuff.
00:48:49.000 It will retaliate.
00:48:51.000 The snack that squishes back.
00:48:54.000 Couch.
00:48:56.000 Oh my god, what happened? 1.00
00:48:57.000 Her shit is like spray foam. 1.00
00:48:58.000 It just goes... 1.00
00:49:03.000 200 pounds of couch.
00:49:05.000 There's also the possibility, by the way, when you're watching these shows, that the person's lying.
00:49:09.000 Really?
00:49:10.000 But they do it on camera.
00:49:11.000 They see the ad, it maybe pays 140 bucks, and they're like, I'll eat a bunch of... I'll spit it out after they turn off the cameras.
00:49:19.000 Yeah, I wonder if that's made any, like, people do some very bad behavior just to get them on TV.
00:49:24.000 On a daily basis, I probably eat about an 8 1⁄2 by 11 piece of cushion.
00:49:30.000 I just take little bite-sized pieces.
00:49:32.000 I call them my couch potatoes.
00:49:33.000 Back on it all day.
00:49:35.000 Sometimes I'll just go on like a binge where I'll just keep going for like 20, 25 minutes straight of just eating cushion.
00:49:42.000 I love couch cushions. 0.92
00:49:44.000 Don't go bullshitting this.
00:49:46.000 8 1⁄2 by 11, so the exact size of the most common piece of paper in the world. 0.94
00:49:50.000 What a coincidence that that was your measurement.
00:49:54.000 The way it sits my mouth... Let me see you swallow it, please.
00:49:58.000 It's a good taste. 0.97
00:49:58.000 Can we check your feces? 0.97
00:50:00.000 I haven't tried it, but I'm... My dad this morning asked me if he could bring his stool to work.
00:50:05.000 He wanted a stool sample.
00:50:07.000 That's gross.
00:50:10.000 Also, we might have used that joke already on the last show.
00:50:13.000 Yes, you did.
00:50:14.000 Yeah, it's called a callback.
00:50:16.000 Oh, okay.
00:50:17.000 I didn't know.
00:50:18.000 Or else people wouldn't get what the hell I was talking about.
00:50:21.000 So true.
00:50:22.000 Obviously.
00:50:24.000 Okay, anyway, thanks caller. 0.99
00:50:27.000 Some lady lied about eating fucking foam. 1.00
00:50:29.000 So you're doubting it? 1.00
00:50:31.000 I don't believe that.
00:50:33.000 I think foam would cripple your stomach.
00:50:35.000 You'd be in searing pain.
00:50:37.000 Well, if it was true, she'd be in the Guinness Book of Records.
00:50:43.000 Yeah.
00:50:43.000 For consuming most cushion.
00:50:47.000 That's a very prestigious... Most cushion.
00:50:50.000 That was like the most relaxing sound of two words I've ever heard.
00:50:55.000 Well, they say cellar doors is the nicest the English language gets, but I think it might be most cushion.
00:51:01.000 Most cushion.
00:51:02.000 Most cushion.
00:51:03.000 Most cushion.
00:51:05.000 Sounds like a foreign guy's name.
00:51:06.000 Uh, Alan.
00:51:10.000 He says he has a funny story. 0.99
00:51:11.000 For fuck's sake, Alan! 0.99
00:51:16.000 So a friend of mine, a family friend of mine who has a kid who's about, I don't know, he's in second or third grade. 0.99
00:51:24.000 Before COVID, his class was learning about slavery, and that day he went home on the bus and was holding court amongst the kids, and I shit you not, tried to auction off the bus driver as a slave to the other kids.
00:51:42.000 How old was he? 0.85
00:51:45.000 It's in the second or third grade.
00:51:47.000 Oh, right.
00:51:48.000 Sorry.
00:51:50.000 Well, he was basically trying to do like the, you know, going once, going twice thing with the bus driver, trying to sell him to the other kids.
00:52:01.000 And I think that's a sort of evidence that at some point, like you can't be teaching these young children
00:52:08.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:52:08.000 It requires a little bit of understanding of the dark side of humanity to understand selling humans.
00:52:23.000 We're good to go.
00:52:42.000 It's about on par with running out of Lucky Charms.
00:52:44.000 Yeah, it's kind of bad.
00:52:45.000 All right, thanks for calling.
00:52:47.000 Yeah, I'm obsessed.
00:52:48.000 And Ryan, we've got to dig this up.
00:52:50.000 The Prager U interview Streeter, it was in Florida.
00:52:55.000 And my dad and I were talking about this the other day where she goes, he's talking about, I don't know, one of these things where you quiz people about a fact.
00:53:04.000 And of course, we never know.
00:53:06.000 We're always like, I don't know, how many died in the Civil War?
00:53:09.000 90 billion.
00:53:11.000 and it was one of those kind of things and they go oh you're asking the right people you're asking educators and they ask them some some question like what should we do about this and they go we're educators we're educators so I teach kindergarten I teach my kids I don't do the curriculum 0.99
00:53:27.000 And the curriculum is already wildly biased, probably has tons of shit in there about Black Lives Matter and trans. 0.94
00:53:33.000 But they go, I don't teach the curriculum. 0.99
00:53:35.000 I teach my kids about Black Lives Matter and what's going on right now with police violence.
00:53:41.000 So when they watch the news,
00:53:45.000 You're teaching kindergarten, your kids are four.
00:53:48.000 When they watch the news and they have questions, you know, they were not going to go up to mom and go, what's Black Lives Matter?
00:53:54.000 They'll know the answers to those questions that are just so pressing.
00:53:58.000 You know how obsessed kids are with that.
00:54:01.000 You're not going to find it on the show.
00:54:03.000 But it is that one little clip, like it should be on Tucker Carlson.
00:54:07.000 It's huge.
00:54:10.000 I think it was one of these PragerU videos with this kid, this guy here, right?
00:54:13.000 It was that guy.
00:54:15.000 Will Witt.
00:54:16.000 Oh, that might be it.
00:54:17.000 I even know where it is.
00:54:19.000 It was like a tropical place.
00:54:20.000 It's at the very end.
00:54:21.000 There's palm trees everywhere.
00:54:23.000 Okay, this isn't the one.
00:54:23.000 This looks too cold.
00:54:25.000 No, this is not it.
00:54:26.000 It was Florida, palm trees, warmest toast, and it's just... I think K through 12 is where the problems are at.
00:54:38.000 That's the root of this.
00:54:40.000 It doesn't sound very sexy to say kindergarten teachers are our archenemies, but they are.
00:54:48.000 That's our jihad.
00:54:50.000 Those are our terrorists.
00:54:51.000 There was the 4th of July one.
00:54:53.000 There was the President's one.
00:54:57.000 It was about American history though.
00:55:01.000 Go back up.
00:55:03.000 I got this one so far.
00:55:03.000 Why do we celebrate the 4th of July?
00:55:06.000 That might be it.
00:55:08.000 No, there's palm trees.
00:55:10.000 I have a tingle in my jingle.
00:55:12.000 No, this one's on the beach.
00:55:14.000 This one was palm tree.
00:55:16.000 Wait, go back up though.
00:55:18.000 Back up.
00:55:19.000 I know.
00:55:19.000 I'm going to highlight this so I don't lose my spot because I scrolled a lot.
00:55:23.000 I don't think any of these are it.
00:55:24.000 No, not that one.
00:55:27.000 Go down.
00:55:30.000 Women are different. 1.00
00:55:31.000 Cops prayer you. 0.91
00:55:32.000 There was two black guys in the beginning.
00:55:34.000 Proud to be an American.
00:55:35.000 Wearing colorful things.
00:55:36.000 Geez, how fortunate.
00:55:38.000 How many genders are there? 1.00
00:55:39.000 No.
00:55:40.000 Hate speech.
00:55:41.000 Too much strong man.
00:55:42.000 Oh, that might, try hate speech.
00:55:44.000 And then we're going to go to the next call.
00:55:46.000 Ooh, I got a little, I feel like a gambler right now.
00:55:49.000 A tingler.
00:55:49.000 Yeah, a little something here.
00:55:51.000 Let's roll the dice.
00:55:53.000 Lost a hundred bucks tonight.
00:55:57.000 Now I'm not feeling as good.
00:55:58.000 No, I remember it too.
00:56:00.000 Feeling pretty bad.
00:56:01.000 There's very few people in each one.
00:56:03.000 Yeah, no, it's more of a beachy thing.
00:56:04.000 Anyway, let's move on.
00:56:05.000 Next call.
00:56:06.000 We'll find it though.
00:56:07.000 I'm looking.
00:56:08.000 We've talked about it a lot.
00:56:09.000 You're right about the kindergarten.
00:56:10.000 You know, one guy said at one point, you know, he said, give me the child till he's seven and I will give you the man.
00:56:20.000 Yeah.
00:56:21.000 Well, look at Joe Camel's cigarettes getting sued for using the cartoon.
00:56:25.000 And all these different companies, they start with the kids, like McDonald's, with the Happy Meals.
00:56:29.000 It's a very powerful tool to get kids young, and the left and the socialists have figured that out.
00:56:35.000 And the problem with being on the right is, we're very hands-off.
00:56:39.000 So we're like, you know what, I don't want to intervene.
00:56:42.000 So it's not like there's people brainwashing kids from the left, and then people brainwashing kids from the right.
00:56:47.000 It's just the left, and then the right going, this is wrong.
00:56:50.000 Maybe we should retaliate and start brainwashing. 0.99
00:56:55.000 Next call.
00:56:55.000 All right.
00:56:56.000 We're running out of time here.
00:56:57.000 We got Ryan.
00:56:58.000 My name is Ryan and the topic is I love Gavin.
00:57:02.000 Okay.
00:57:05.000 Mr. McGinnis, what does it feel like to have spent 18 years raising Gavin just so he could be out here in the world turning straight men gay?
00:57:16.000 I often worried about that.
00:57:17.000 I've often concerned myself about that.
00:57:22.000 But what could he have done to avoid it?
00:57:26.000 Yeah.
00:57:27.000 Uh, I was wondering if you had seen Charlemagne, the God's new audio book.
00:57:32.000 He, uh, he said, we have answers.
00:57:35.000 That's the title.
00:57:37.000 We have answers, and it's absolutely, just completely cringeworthy.
00:57:42.000 I was vomiting in my mouth listening to it. 1.00
00:57:45.000 White people are evil. 1.00
00:57:47.000 Black people built the world. 1.00
00:57:48.000 Black people need to start their own economies, their own Wall Street, their own infrastructure, their own roads. 1.00
00:57:55.000 Right?
00:57:55.000 We've got answers.
00:57:59.000 Yeah, we got answers, and it just made me think of your early program.
00:58:03.000 I watched one of them with that
00:58:07.000 That intelligent afro, the guy that looks like he's like a chipmunk or something. 1.00
00:58:11.000 You had him and Candace Owens on and... Cornel West.
00:58:16.000 It's like this intelligent conversation between the left and the right.
00:58:20.000 It's like nobody's really interested in that.
00:58:23.000 I don't know.
00:58:25.000 I'd just like to see more of a conversation sparked between the sides.
00:58:31.000 Give it up, buddy.
00:58:31.000 It's over.
00:58:33.000 America's divorced. 0.98
00:58:35.000 There is no more discussion between both sides.
00:58:37.000 Thanks for calling.
00:58:39.000 Let's see the trailer for Charlemagne Tha God's audiobook.
00:58:42.000 Charlemagne Tha God. 1.00
00:58:44.000 I believe people are afraid to ask questions about race because they don't want to appear stupid or racist. 0.99
00:58:51.000 And in some cases, it wouldn't just be about appearances. 1.00
00:58:55.000 They really are stupid and racist. 1.00
00:58:58.000 But I have to believe that the majority of folks out there just need more information when it comes to race in America. 1.00
00:59:05.000 Specifically, the struggle between black and white that is as old as this country itself.
00:59:11.000 So to those people, instead of staying quiet, we need you to ask your questions.
00:59:17.000 Because believe me, black people have the answers.
00:59:20.000 Why did those girls who hijacked that car not do jail time? 1.00
00:59:26.000 We want to talk about why we get different treatment in the healthcare system, in the court system, in the education system.
00:59:33.000 Just as we want to speak on issues about race, class, and the nature of protests.
00:59:38.000 We're desperate for change.
00:59:40.000 But you can't have real change if everyone is afraid to discuss these topics.
00:59:44.000 There has to be communication.
00:59:45.000 What'd he say?
00:59:46.000 We're depre-fit change?
00:59:47.000 When I interviewed Joe Biden back in 2020, I posed questions to him that I was asking not only for some black people.
00:59:54.000 He's banking.
00:59:55.000 He's trying to get a book out of that hole. 0.98
00:59:56.000 If you don't vote for me, you ain't black. 0.98
00:59:59.000 Right? 0.96
01:00:00.000 Which is, I guess, happening.
01:00:02.000 All right, I think we got one more call.
01:00:03.000 Hi.
01:00:08.000 So we got James.
01:00:12.000 James.
01:00:15.000 Hey guys.
01:00:16.000 Yo.
01:00:17.000 Hey, my question's for Gavin and Jimmy.
01:00:22.000 So, like, a lot of people that I surround myself with are all into, like, the history of your Scottish last name, you know, kind of clan history, house name history. 0.99
01:00:34.000 Like, my question is, like, are actual Scotsmen and, you know, people like that, like, are they really into that shit? 0.95
01:00:44.000 Like, like their own last name history and things like that? 0.99
01:00:48.000 Not at all. 0.99
01:00:49.000 It seems like they don't give a shit. 1.00
01:00:50.000 They don't. 1.00
01:00:51.000 Not at all.
01:00:53.000 It's curious I find that, you know, I mean I spent quite a lot of time in America and I found that it's very very common for people, you know, with a Scottish heritage, you know, to know much more about their clan than the average Scot would.
01:01:14.000 Thanks for calling by the way.
01:01:16.000 Wasn't the whole thing invented by English Scotophiles who would come hunting and they wanted to know, oh this is your clan.
01:01:25.000 Am I wearing the proper tartan?
01:01:26.000 No, I think it was when a King of England, or I don't know if it was a King of Britain at the time, visited Scotland.
01:01:36.000 And that's when they came up with this business of tartan.
01:01:40.000 Because there was Tartans, but it was based on what berries were available or whatever to make the Tartans.
01:01:45.000 But they weren't that obsessed with like, this is my name, this is my Tartan, this is my hunting Tartan, this is all that other stuff.
01:01:53.000 But when the Scots saw that everyone else loved it, they went, yeah, yeah, this is my hunting Tartan.
01:01:59.000 Exactly.
01:02:00.000 Do you even know what the McInnes Tartan looks like?
01:02:02.000 No.
01:02:04.000 Really?
01:02:05.000 No.
01:02:06.000 You don't know if it's predominantly green or red?
01:02:08.000 No.
01:02:10.000 Huh.
01:02:10.000 And I don't care.
01:02:13.000 This is Scottish clan mech-ness.
01:02:15.000 Same thing, yeah.
01:02:17.000 I know it from my wedding because I wore a tie of that.
01:02:23.000 No, it's the green one at the top.
01:02:23.000 Anyway, yeah, nobody cares.
01:02:25.000 Everyone's more interested in other people's culture generally.
01:02:31.000 That's it for tonight's show.
01:02:33.000 Thank you for tuning in.
01:02:34.000 We'll also have the compound censored up shortly.
01:02:39.000 And I'd like to add that you should consider getting fired, getting in trouble, being brave, and never stopping fighting.