Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 30, 2021


GOML LIVE #96 | LET'S GET GAY

Topics
anxiety and booze
Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Hunter Biden Ryan Katsu Rivera Johnny Apple CBD Barter Town Gatekeeper Gargamel Fauci Bat Outta Hell Heather McDonald Michael Moore Mitch Hedberg Tactical Tim Eric Bolling Jim Steinman Laura Loomer Josh LaCasse Good Trevor Hopper Cam Jacob Wall Josh Denny and 15 more
S03E104 - AMERICAN PRAVDA S03E105 - INTOXICATED EFFORT

Episode Stats


Length

35 minutes

Words per minute

152.34

Word count

5,342

Sentence count

647

Harmful content

Misogyny

12

sentences flagged

Toxicity

141

sentences flagged

Hate speech

25

sentences flagged


Summary

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Tim and Ryan are back with a new episode of Tactical Tactical Tactical, and this week they're talking about a gay song that's been going viral, the Biden vaccine, and much, much more. Also, we're giving away 10 pounds of Wagyu ground beef! Callers: Tim and Ryan: Tim: . & (Tim: ) : , and (Ryan: ). The Tactical Team: Tim and his team: Tim, Ryan, and the Tactical Team. Hosted by: , and Listen in as they talk about the latest viral gay song, "The Chicken or the Fag" by the band The Fag, and why they think it's gay in every sense of the word. Also, the callers of the week are: 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) 9) 10) 11) 12) 13) 14) 15) 16) 17) 18) 19) 20) 21) 22) 23) 24) 25) 26) 27) 28) 29) 30) 31) 32) 34) 36) 35) 37) 38) 39) 40) 41) 42) 45) 44) 46) 47) Theme Theme song Theme Song Theme Music Don't forget about me Welcome to Tactical Tactical! Do you like it? Please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! Can't wait to hear back from you're in the mood? ? Can you tell us what you're listening to the show? or are you in need of a new song from Tactical Tactical Walls? Have a question or would you like us to send us a song about something better? and we'll be sending you a call in the next episode? Thanks, Tim & Ryan are looking for a place to send in your thoughts on the latest episode of the latest Tactical Tactical Team or Tactical Team? , etc., etc., Tim & his team are looking forward to responding to your questions and getting a call from the audience? - Tim & the crew will be back next week! - Ryan

Transcript

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00:00:02.000 Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-
00:00:30.000 Promise us please.
00:00:32.000 Promise us please.
00:00:36.000 Nice repertoire.
00:00:36.000 Hey, I'm going to do a cover song about Dr. Fauci.
00:00:40.000 What's my wheelhouse? 0.98
00:00:42.000 Well, I like the Sandman song from the fucking 40s. 0.99
00:00:47.000 That's in my wheelhouse. 0.97
00:00:50.000 You got to be careful when you're making fun of people like that, though.
00:00:52.000 And I was telling my daughter this.
00:00:54.000 I go, take a step back. 0.99
00:00:56.000 Before you call someone a retard, they might be retarded. 1.00
00:01:01.000 And then that's not funny anymore. 1.00
00:01:05.000 Like a faggot. 1.00
00:01:08.000 Sometimes someone's acting like a faggot and you call them a fag and then you find out they're gay and you go, oh no, not that. 1.00
00:01:13.000 No, no, no, no, no. 1.00
00:01:16.000 Like you go, you suck each other's dicks, that's so gay. 1.00
00:01:19.000 But you don't mean homosexual, you mean lame. 1.00
00:01:22.000 Right. 0.97
00:01:23.000 So I'm not going to make fun of this guy too much, but let's have a look at him.
00:01:26.000 He's kind of going viral.
00:01:41.000 Like, I saw a bunch of people going, this is what it's like when there's no dads in the world.
00:01:44.000 No, this is what it's like when women take fertility drugs and have a baby at 52. 1.00
00:01:56.000 Now, not to be confused by this gay song that I think we can make fun of. 0.95
00:02:02.000 Number 12.
00:02:02.000 I don't think this guy's on the spectrum.
00:02:04.000 I think he's literally gay. 0.77
00:02:06.000 But his... This is both gay... I think this is gay in every sense of the word. 0.99
00:02:18.000 Stop, stop, stop. 1.00
00:02:19.000 What came first, the chicken or the fag? 0.99
00:02:23.000 I don't understand. 0.57
00:02:24.000 Is this like the go-to song for parodies?
00:02:26.000 Or does this guy, did he like the other guys so much that he's doing his own?
00:02:32.000 Or did someone say, hey, do a Fauci song that's to the tune of Mr. Sandman.
00:02:39.000 Anyway, keep going.
00:02:44.000 Mr. Biden, bring my vaccine.
00:02:48.000 Keep me protected from COVID-19.
00:02:53.000 Tell me the trick to how I'm Moderna.
00:02:57.000 Fix up that magic Pfizer or Moderna.
00:03:06.000 Oh, I bet you'd like a phone. 1.00
00:03:07.000 I hope he's gay. 1.00
00:03:08.000 Don't you? 1.00
00:03:09.000 Yeah. 0.96
00:03:09.000 If he's not gay. 0.96
00:03:10.000 That's scary. 0.78
00:03:11.000 I thought it was a fun song.
00:03:12.000 You didn't like it?
00:03:13.000 Then he's a homophobe.
00:03:15.000 Right. 1.00
00:03:16.000 If he's not gay, he's a homophobe. 1.00
00:03:17.000 Gay? 1.00
00:03:18.000 Fuck that. 1.00
00:03:20.000 I'm making homophobic intro to today's show. 1.00
00:03:23.000 I hope if you're new to the show, you don't think this is what we talk about.
00:03:25.000 We're actually gay ourselves.
00:03:27.000 Yes. 0.97
00:03:27.000 So we're talking like when black people use the n-word. 0.97
00:03:30.000 This is like our vernacular in the scene, in the gay scene. 1.00
00:03:34.000 We're old gay though, not this new gay.
00:03:35.000 This is one of the rare times we're not making out.
00:03:38.000 Yep.
00:03:43.000 Notes from the ad guy, please read on air.
00:03:45.000 Okay, we're gonna read this on air.
00:03:47.000 Ready?
00:03:48.000 We're giving away 10 pounds of Wagyu ground beef to callers one and two each.
00:03:53.000 I'll be sending you and Ryan.
00:03:55.000 Oh, wait a minute.
00:03:55.000 He said to please read this on the air, but then he used his own first person and said, you and Ryan, meaning me.
00:04:05.000 I'll be sending Gavin and Ryan a couple of pounds this week from the Bubster.
00:04:10.000 Sick.
00:04:12.000 That's fantastic.
00:04:12.000 So remember that we're likely to forget.
00:04:14.000 So if you were caller one or two today,
00:04:17.000 Make sure you say, hey, I'm caller one or two today.
00:04:21.000 But let's get to Tactical Walls.
00:04:23.000 Thank you guys, the audience that is, for interacting with Tactical Walls and Tactical Tim and his team.
00:04:28.000 Tactical Tim and the Tactical Team will customize anything you want to keep the family safe.
00:04:33.000 Please show the customized merchandise Tim has sent, he asks.
00:04:37.000 Well, we have this.
00:04:39.000 But my shelf, which is, Ryan made a fun little gift thing.
00:04:45.000 It's actually at the new studio.
00:04:47.000 We were wondering, we got a lot done today.
00:04:49.000 Yes.
00:04:50.000 We, uh, there's, there's three or four sets.
00:04:53.000 There's a green room.
00:04:54.000 There's the bar where I'm going to interview just trades people and war vets and stuff that are not famous.
00:04:59.000 So they don't get the fancy set because they're less than yeah.
00:05:03.000 Celebrities.
00:05:04.000 Then there'll be the celebrities sit down area.
00:05:06.000 Everything looks kind of like a space thing.
00:05:08.000 It's all white.
00:05:09.000 And then there'll be this room that will be much fancier with TVs behind me.
00:05:12.000 Now I've done that before and they tend to glare.
00:05:15.000 So we'll see if that works.
00:05:17.000 It worked at CRTV.
00:05:19.000 Right, that's true.
00:05:20.000 But there was some space.
00:05:22.000 Maybe you could sort of move... I don't know.
00:05:24.000 Who cares?
00:05:25.000 We won't bore you with the details.
00:05:27.000 But my fancy shelf that Tactical Walls made me will be there.
00:05:33.000 And that's the thing where I move a guy and then booze comes out. 1.00
00:05:35.000 I just gave away my secret safe, which is not good.
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00:05:46.000 And guitars, if you're Ryan Katsu Rivera, Shred Master 5000.
00:05:52.000 That rules.
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00:06:00.000 Even if you need to hide your wife, hide your kids, adds our copy guy.
00:06:06.000 And then he adds, because someone's trying to cash you outside, how about that?
00:06:09.000 So you'll notice the references with our copy guy, even though he's about 20 years younger than me, or more, are at least 20 years old.
00:06:19.000 The team in Tactical Walls will help keep your family safe.
00:06:21.000 TacticalWalls.com.
00:06:22.000 Promo code Gavin.
00:06:24.000 I'm Gavin McInnes?
00:06:25.000 Is just randomly thrown in.
00:06:28.000 Dude, I think you should just tell me generally what to say and stop writing this copy.
00:06:32.000 It's getting embarrassing.
00:06:34.000 TacticalWalls.com.
00:06:35.000 You've just now, like this week, figured out you don't have to write www.
00:06:41.000 TacticalWalls.com.
00:06:42.000 Promo code Gavin.
00:06:44.000 Thank God.
00:06:45.000 Wait, hold on a second.
00:06:46.000 Now it's Gavin?
00:06:47.000 Because look at the graphic.
00:06:49.000 Look at... Gavin 15.
00:06:51.000 Well, the good news is they all work.
00:06:53.000 They do?
00:06:54.000 Okay, good.
00:06:54.000 Yes.
00:06:55.000 I believe Gav works, too.
00:06:56.000 Ooh! 0.96
00:06:58.000 So, Tactical Walls thought of that.
00:07:00.000 Tactical Walls also made us this wonderful trophy. 1.00
00:07:04.000 Um... Oh, shit! 0.99
00:07:08.000 What part was that? 1.00
00:07:09.000 The six-pack that my dad was touching and he broke.
00:07:13.000 The six-pack came off? 1.00
00:07:15.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:07:16.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:07:16.000 Thanks, Dad. 1.00
00:07:18.000 Oh no.
00:07:18.000 I miss him already.
00:07:19.000 Actually, I did miss him and now I don't miss him anymore.
00:07:23.000 That quick.
00:07:24.000 That's how quick it is.
00:07:25.000 So you know the way this show goes, folks.
00:07:28.000 We take calls. 1.00
00:07:29.000 We shoot the shit first. 0.99
00:07:31.000 This initial part is free as an audio podcast. 0.99
00:07:36.000 And then the rest is behind the pizzay wall.
00:07:39.000 I'll be drinking Pepsi here because I'm trying to stay healthy.
00:07:46.000 My night terrors last night were so late, it was 5 a.m., and I thought, eh, that's like six hours sleep, I might as well just get up.
00:07:54.000 And it's weird, because usually night terrors are an hour of fear and nightmares and anxiety, and then you fall back asleep and you wake up feeling great.
00:08:02.000 But when you just get up, then you sort of deal with the terrors live. 0.77
00:08:09.000 And you go, these are gay. 0.98
00:08:12.000 Okay, I got to stop it with the homosexuality. 1.00
00:08:15.000 You go, these are stupid. 1.00
00:08:16.000 I'm done. 1.00
00:08:17.000 And you just figure them out.
00:08:19.000 That's one thing I wanted to talk about with anxiety and booze and stuff.
00:08:24.000 Anxiety is like a debt.
00:08:26.000 There's a reason you're freaking out.
00:08:29.000 And it's because you have problems you need to solve.
00:08:33.000 So you can drink it away, you can Xanax it away, you can postpone it, but it'll just come back twice as bad tomorrow. 0.99
00:08:40.000 Now I understand sometimes you wanna drink it away, like when Eric Bolling's son died, I heard he drank every night with him and his wife would get shit-faced every night. 0.98
00:08:49.000 Totally understand that. 0.94
00:08:50.000 That's not something you're gonna solve anytime soon.
00:08:54.000 But I say you can do both.
00:08:56.000 Chip away at your worries,
00:08:58.000 We're good to go. 0.98
00:09:12.000 This isn't, I didn't have anxiety about this, but I fucking hate the paperwork you need for passports. 0.69
00:09:16.000 My kids are American, Canadian, British citizens, and I have to keep all their passports current.
00:09:21.000 So, what I do is, I know it's a boring job, I gotta get their birth certificates, do-do-do.
00:09:26.000 Instead of saying, today I'm handling the passport problem.
00:09:29.000 No, I allot.
00:09:32.000 An hour a day or so, when I have to do that. 0.99
00:09:35.000 And then I work on it for an hour, and then I say, fuck this, this is boring, and stop. 0.99
00:09:41.000 Same with the studio. 0.98
00:09:42.000 I just started chipping away at it, instead of saying, I have to finish the studio today.
00:09:47.000 And then another good thing about that is, you start gaining momentum, and then you start just finishing it on your own anyway, it's not such a chore.
00:09:56.000 Just gonna send it!
00:09:59.000 So that's my piece of advice for today's show.
00:10:02.000 Get out of the all or nothing and get into the chip away.
00:10:08.000 The reading thing really helped me read.
00:10:10.000 Your reading tip of like you don't have to reread the page if you're zoned out.
00:10:14.000 It's not school.
00:10:15.000 Yeah.
00:10:15.000 Great.
00:10:15.000 It's great.
00:10:16.000 It's just a record.
00:10:17.000 Like if you put on a record you can zone out.
00:10:19.000 Now I like to read books like Heather McDonald's The War on Cops and it's a shame if you were to miss even one page of that book.
00:10:26.000 But, uh, okay.
00:10:28.000 Pick it up later.
00:10:29.000 Read it twice.
00:10:31.000 Mill around.
00:10:35.000 All right, so let's get back to that, uh, that guy singing the Fauci song.
00:10:41.000 Because I want to talk about, uh, COVID for a second here.
00:10:47.000 Is it over?
00:10:49.000 I noticed at the gym people... No, finish the song.
00:10:53.000 Oh, yeah.
00:10:54.000 I noticed people at the gym being a lot less stringent about it.
00:10:57.000 I had a pizza today, and the guy making the pizza stopped to tell me to put my mask on.
00:11:03.000 So that was boring.
00:11:05.000 But I kind of feel like the vibe is it's over.
00:11:08.000 Here in New York, they said everything is going to be perfectly normal on July 1st.
00:11:12.000 But that was de Blasio saying that, not Cuomo.
00:11:14.000 Can de Blasio violate state law?
00:11:17.000 We don't know.
00:11:18.000 And now we're open till 12, May 31st.
00:11:24.000 Oh no, you can stay late past 12 now in outdoor seating, which I'm sure the neighbors love.
00:11:30.000 And then by May 31st, I think, we're going to be fully... I'm boring myself talking about this.
00:11:36.000 But it's more about the vibe.
00:11:39.000 And that's a trippy thing to quantify. 0.98
00:11:42.000 But I just feel in my tits that people are over it. 0.97
00:11:48.000 And the Karens, they weren't really worried about COVID. 0.97
00:11:50.000 They just liked finally having some power and being able to enforce rules.
00:11:53.000 And I feel like they're kind of losing their power and are less likely to enforce the rules.
00:11:59.000 Like, can you imagine someone coming up to you in New York City and saying, put your mask on?
00:12:03.000 No.
00:12:04.000 That's one of the good things about de Blasio wrecking the city.
00:12:06.000 There's so many junkies everywhere shooting up heroin that you doing something as irrelevant as not wearing a mask.
00:12:17.000 Not a thing.
00:12:22.000 Can we see this song?
00:12:22.000 It's beautiful.
00:12:25.000 So do gays like him? 0.90
00:12:28.000 Like, is he not annoying in gay land? 1.00
00:12:30.000 Is there a gay dude going, oh my god, I'd love to make out with that guy. 1.00
00:12:52.000 I don't know, he seems to suck. 1.00
00:12:55.000 Well, that's evident. 1.00
00:13:11.000 I can't take much more of that.
00:13:18.000 He's got like a real vacant look in his eyes.
00:13:20.000 I think that's what he's going for.
00:13:22.000 Right.
00:13:23.000 Maybe that's sexy and genuine?
00:13:25.000 It's too good.
00:13:26.000 Too constant.
00:13:28.000 Every shot.
00:13:30.000 You're showing full eyeball.
00:13:31.000 Yeah, that's the shtick. 1.00
00:13:32.000 Ryan, you dunce. 1.00
00:13:34.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:13:35.000 Who is that guy?
00:13:37.000 I don't know.
00:13:38.000 I know you don't know.
00:13:40.000 Um...
00:13:47.000 Just briefly here, we just found the people who were behind debunking the whole Wuhan myth.
00:13:52.000 We're working for Wuhan.
00:13:55.000 One, three.
00:13:56.000 That's the funny thing about people just, especially lefties, if it fits the narrative, they take China's dictums as fact.
00:14:05.000 So they went, China's handling it so well, they're doing a great job.
00:14:09.000 Yeah, no, they said they are.
00:14:11.000 Oh, China has a lot less people per capita in prison than we do, and we can prove it. 1.00
00:14:15.000 No, you can't, A. And B, they killed their bad guys.
00:14:20.000 They murdered them. 1.00
00:14:22.000 It's a fucking shithole full of lies. 1.00
00:14:25.000 And flies, for that matter. 1.00
00:14:28.000 But yeah, the scientists debunking the Wuhan lab leak theory admit being collaborators and honorees of the Chinese Communist Party.
00:14:35.000 Now, the reason I bring that up, of course, is because we're just hearing about Biden and we got to start doing all new shirts.
00:14:43.000 He just did a speech this weekend and I thought, should we live stream this?
00:14:49.000 But then I thought, is that good entertainment?
00:14:51.000 I don't think it is.
00:14:52.000 Because he'd just be sitting there doing a speech. 0.99
00:14:55.000 So you're watching a shitty speech. 0.98
00:14:56.000 I can't really interrupt him, right? 0.94
00:14:58.000 Because you're going to miss out on the bloopers I'm about to show you.
00:15:02.000 So you'd just be watching me in the corner of the screen going... I don't think, unless it's War of the Worlds, I don't think we're a live kind of a network.
00:15:11.000 I'd rather just...
00:15:13.000 Let the thing pass.
00:15:14.000 And when I say live, I mean like live stream an event.
00:15:18.000 Let the thing pass and then show you the funny bits.
00:15:22.000 Isn't that your job as an artist to go out and do the dirty work and then come back to the busy person and go, here's the highlights.
00:15:22.000 That seems higher quality.
00:15:31.000 Yeah.
00:15:32.000 I think that's my job.
00:15:34.000 Anyway, here's a shirt.
00:15:36.000 Should we do, we got to do the My Pet Biden bumper.
00:15:36.000 Oh, wait a minute.
00:15:38.000 Oh yeah.
00:15:40.000 Biden.
00:15:45.000 We don't have to build back better.
00:15:49.000 We have to build back better.
00:15:51.000 There's a t-shirt right there.
00:15:53.000 Let's do it. 0.96
00:16:10.000 Click away, Ry-Gay. 1.00
00:16:13.000 Okay.
00:16:15.000 Sorry, 2-0.
00:16:16.000 You had it up on the screen, so I figured you had it.
00:16:20.000 Hello?
00:16:21.000 Moving forward, but we can't stop now.
00:16:26.000 We're in competition with China and other countries to win the 21st century. 0.80
00:16:31.000 We're at a great inflection point in history.
00:16:35.000 We have to do more than just build back better.
00:16:37.000 To build back, we have to build back better.
00:16:40.000 Oh, I finally get what happened there.
00:16:42.000 He accidentally said better the first time, so then he corrected himself.
00:16:46.000 So we have to do better than to build back better?
00:16:47.000 Yeah.
00:16:49.000 Build back?
00:16:50.000 That's all, folks.
00:16:50.000 Gotta build back better.
00:16:53.000 See, that's the problem with when he makes a typo, he thinks if he glances over it quickly and corrects it fast, then it's clear.
00:16:59.000 But no, dude.
00:17:00.000 What you should have done is said, we have to do more than just build back better.
00:17:03.000 I'm sorry.
00:17:04.000 We have to do better than just build back?
00:17:07.000 1-1000.
00:17:08.000 We have to build back better. 0.99
00:17:10.000 Now that was a shit show, what you just heard, but at least it's clear. 0.98
00:17:15.000 When you just skim over it fast, we hear, we have to do more than just build back better, we have to build back better. 1.00
00:17:20.000 And you sound like a tard. 0.99
00:17:23.000 He's right on the edge of can we make fun of him or not.
00:17:27.000 We're in competition with China. 0.99
00:17:28.000 Like, is this mean?
00:17:29.000 Yeah, kind of.
00:17:30.000 We go to an old folks home and we're like, haha, she fell asleep while she was eating soup. 1.00
00:17:35.000 Stupid old bitch. 1.00
00:17:38.000 You are the leader of the free world though, so. 1.00
00:17:41.000 It's kind of open for her.
00:17:42.000 Different set of rules.
00:17:46.000 I like this one.
00:17:47.000 I've been trying to figure this out for a while.
00:17:50.000 Americans shouldn't have to choose between a job and a paycheck? 0.87
00:17:53.000 What?
00:17:56.000 What are you doing?
00:17:57.000 Promoting myself, I suppose.
00:17:59.000 Here we go.
00:18:00.000 No one should have to choose between a job and a paycheck.
00:18:04.000 No one should have to choose between a job and a paycheck.
00:18:09.000 No one should have to choose between a job and a paycheck.
00:18:13.000 So here's, here's the deal, sir.
00:18:15.000 I'm giving you an offer.
00:18:16.000 $50,000 a year and you don't do anything or
00:18:22.000 You have a job, but you don't get paid.
00:18:25.000 That seems like a pretty easy choice to me.
00:18:27.000 Yeah, but no, you shouldn't have to choose.
00:18:29.000 Well, I want to choose. 0.99
00:18:30.000 No, that's fucked up. 0.98
00:18:31.000 I want to choose the first one. 0.98
00:18:33.000 Can we please choose between a job and a paycheck?
00:18:36.000 Do you know who would pick the first one?
00:18:37.000 Who?
00:18:39.000 Everybody! 1.00
00:18:40.000 What the fuck is he talking about? 0.99
00:18:42.000 A job? 0.99
00:18:45.000 Wait, this is perfect.
00:18:46.000 No, he's meant to destroy the brains of critical thinking people.
00:18:49.000 Does he?
00:18:50.000 He's good. 0.99
00:18:52.000 He's like a pandemic, but instead of giving you COVID, he gives you some sort of brain farts where you just can't figure out what the fuck's happening. 0.96
00:19:00.000 Does he mean like no one should have to choose between a job with no paycheck, a job with a shitty paycheck, and then no job at all? 0.97
00:19:08.000 Yeah.
00:19:09.000 Is that what he means?
00:19:10.000 Choose between a job and a paycheck.
00:19:17.000 That's one of the few times I've been unable to understand.
00:19:21.000 Did anyone in the retweets say anything?
00:19:25.000 If you unpack it, it sounds like the Zoomer concept of socialism in which everybody is entitled to a billion dollars for doing a job anyone could do that no one wanted to pay them for.
00:19:34.000 I think that's giving it way too much credit.
00:19:36.000 Yeah.
00:19:37.000 Yeah.
00:19:38.000 So I don't think even socialism says you get a paycheck for nothing.
00:19:41.000 It says you get a paycheck for less than, you know, a capitalist side.
00:19:46.000 Okay.
00:19:46.000 That's enough of that.
00:19:49.000 Um, 22.
00:19:50.000 See, if we had watched the whole thing live stream, we'd be sorting through literally hours of content to find these three little nuggets, these three, uh, diamonds in a mountain of rocks.
00:20:05.000 But there ain't no Coop-De-Ville lying at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box!
00:20:12.000 That guy died, by the way.
00:20:14.000 Jim Steinman.
00:20:15.000 The guy who wrote Better to Hell.
00:20:16.000 Peace. 1.00
00:20:17.000 I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver black fat old bike!
00:20:23.000 One thing that was great that we did live, and, you know, the debates between Kamala and Pence with the fly moment.
00:20:31.000 That's a moment that you can't really... Oh, good point.
00:20:33.000 But...
00:20:35.000 You know, there's no fly moments with this, Nick.
00:20:37.000 Good point.
00:20:37.000 That was pretty cool.
00:20:39.000 Yeah, maybe we should try it.
00:20:41.000 Do you know what Bat Outta Hell is about?
00:20:43.000 No.
00:20:45.000 So, he's in love with this girl, but nothing really grows in this rock and roll hole, and everything is started at a loss.
00:20:53.000 Whoa! 1.00
00:20:54.000 Dude, what the fuck? 1.00
00:20:55.000 What is he, a Mad Max villain? 1.00
00:20:55.000 You're uglier than Michael Moore. 1.00
00:20:58.000 You look like one of those stupid Batman comics that adults read. 1.00
00:21:08.000 He's called Dr. X-No or something? 1.00
00:21:11.000 It looks like a Thunderdome, dude.
00:21:14.000 Yeah, it looks like the guy who you get into barter town with.
00:21:18.000 Actually, no, that guy looked way cooler.
00:21:20.000 And healthier!
00:21:21.000 Wait, wait, this guy, though.
00:21:24.000 No, I wasn't talking about him.
00:21:26.000 In Road Warrior, to get into barter town, there's the bald guy.
00:21:31.000 I think Mad Max came with a bunch of drinking water.
00:21:35.000 But then he scanned it and it was radioactive. 1.00
00:21:37.000 Max, you fucker. 1.00
00:21:41.000 Look at Road Warrior, Barter Town, Gatekeeper. 1.00
00:21:46.000 Pig killer. 0.99
00:21:46.000 Not pig killer. 0.99
00:21:47.000 Don't say pig killer.
00:21:49.000 So, Barter Town, what?
00:21:51.000 Gatekeeper?
00:21:52.000 Gatekeeper.
00:21:55.000 Admissions guy?
00:21:56.000 Bouncer?
00:21:58.000 Boss?
00:21:59.000 No, he doesn't run Barter Town.
00:22:03.000 Mad Max? 1.00
00:22:04.000 Alright, fuck it. 1.00
00:22:05.000 Why did I hope you could do something? 1.00
00:22:10.000 So Meatloaf says, I'm leaving.
00:22:13.000 He's gonna hit the highway like a battering ram and he leaves.
00:22:17.000 And she's really hurt that her boyfriend's leaving her. 0.99
00:22:19.000 But sorry, this town sucks. 0.97
00:22:23.000 So he didn't see the sign to turn till it was way too late. 1.00
00:22:28.000 And he dies.
00:22:31.000 He's at the foot of a burning bike.
00:22:33.000 But then, just like a sinner, before the gates of heaven, I'll come crawling on back to you, his ghost rises up from the wreckage.
00:22:44.000 And then, I assume like a wiggly kind of a sperm thing, he goes,
00:22:50.000 Flying on back.
00:22:51.000 How do ghosts move?
00:22:54.000 How do ghosts move?
00:22:55.000 Do they wiggle their little tail? 0.91
00:22:57.000 Do they have tails?
00:22:58.000 Are they fish?
00:22:59.000 Is it like a fish thing?
00:23:00.000 Snake or fish?
00:23:05.000 Do they kick their legs at all?
00:23:07.000 Do they fly?
00:23:08.000 I think it's more dragon like.
00:23:10.000 Or just sort of like wisp, like a windy thing?
00:23:14.000 If there's any ghosts watching tonight, call in and we want to know how you move.
00:23:18.000 I don't get the physics of it.
00:23:22.000 The autocompletes are how do ghosts act?
00:23:23.000 How do ghosts fly?
00:23:25.000 How do ghosts form?
00:23:27.000 How do ghosts form?
00:23:28.000 Well, ectoplasm surrounds the soul.
00:23:36.000 Yeah, so let's go back to this.
00:23:39.000 2-2.
00:23:40.000 Now, you're going to understand what he's saying because we're all learning this strange Vulcan language he speaks, but pretend this was written down and you were a high school teacher and you had to grade it as in an ESL class.
00:23:54.000 Maybe turn off Battle of the Hell at some point.
00:23:57.000 You can see on television the viciousness of the hate crimes we've seen over the past year, this past year and for too long.
00:24:05.000 I urge the House to do the same and send legislation.
00:24:08.000 Okay, stop.
00:24:08.000 So you know what he's doing, right?
00:24:10.000 His eyes suck, as all old people's eyes do. 1.00
00:24:12.000 I'm wearing glasses. 1.00
00:24:14.000 So the type is huge.
00:24:17.000 And so sentences are chopped into pieces.
00:24:21.000 So he's reading them as though they're independent sentences.
00:24:24.000 Like, I hate Ryan's bad attitude.
00:24:30.000 Yeah.
00:24:32.000 We'll go back to the beginning.
00:24:37.000 You can see on television the viciousness of the hate crimes.
00:24:41.000 Yeah, so he said the viciousness of the hate crimes.
00:24:45.000 So he thought he was done with the viciousness of the hate.
00:24:49.000 Crimes.
00:24:50.000 You can see on television the viciousness of the hate crimes.
00:24:54.000 Oh no. 0.94
00:24:55.000 See, what you do there, if you had a brain, you'd be like, the hate and the hate crimes. 0.97
00:24:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:24:59.000 You fucking roll with it. 0.99
00:25:00.000 Look ahead or maybe have read this once in your life. 1.00
00:25:03.000 Remember when Pelosi ripped up Trump's speech after he did it?
00:25:06.000 Yeah.
00:25:06.000 Did he rip up his speech before he did it?
00:25:09.000 By the way, this is how I like my bitches. 1.00
00:25:11.000 Sitting way behind me with their mouths shut. 1.00
00:25:14.000 Yeah.
00:25:15.000 Of the hate crimes we've seen over the past year, this past year.
00:25:20.000 And with dead goat eyes.
00:25:23.000 We've seen over the past year, this past year and for too long.
00:25:27.000 I urge the House to do the same and send that legislation to my desk, which I will gladly, anxiously sign.
00:25:34.000 I also hope Congress will get to my desk the Equality Act.
00:25:38.000 What's a desk?
00:25:38.000 LGBTQ America.
00:25:42.000 He better get that on his desk.
00:25:44.000 Let's authorize the Violence Against Women Act that's been law? 1.00
00:25:48.000 How do you have to authorize it if it's already been law?
00:26:06.000 Let's authorize the No Murder Act.
00:26:08.000 That's been law since the beginning of time.
00:26:10.000 And the No Flying Act, where human beings cannot take off into space.
00:26:16.000 He's turned slowly Morse into Mitch Hedberg.
00:26:18.000 I need to authorize the No Fly Act.
00:26:21.000 There is hate.
00:26:22.000 Crime.
00:26:23.000 Humans eat for free in the sky.
00:26:25.000 27 years ago I wrote it.
00:26:28.000 Wrote it.
00:26:28.000 27 years ago I wrote it.
00:26:33.000 I wrote that.
00:26:34.000 You wrote it?
00:26:34.000 That was cute.
00:26:35.000 You wrote it all the way to the White House. 1.00
00:26:37.000 What the fuck's on her face? 0.99
00:26:38.000 Good Trevor? 1.00
00:26:41.000 God?
00:26:42.000 Trayvon?
00:26:44.000 Goal trouble.
00:26:44.000 Good trousers.
00:26:46.000 Goal trousers.
00:26:47.000 Yeah.
00:26:48.000 Goal trouble.
00:26:49.000 That's my goal.
00:26:50.000 Good trouble.
00:26:51.000 Oh, good trouble.
00:26:52.000 Is it good trouble?
00:26:53.000 Yeah, I bet it's good trouble.
00:26:55.000 They love that.
00:26:55.000 If not, that's... I'm a bad girl.
00:26:58.000 I'm getting into trouble, but it's good trouble. 1.00
00:27:00.000 I like to fuck shit up once in a while. 1.00
00:27:04.000 That's why I wear a slave trader's scarf. 1.00
00:27:12.000 27 years ago I wrote it.
00:27:15.000 It'll close the act that has to be authorized now.
00:27:18.000 We'll close the boyfriend loophole to keep guns out of the hands of abusers.
00:27:25.000 Is that back to the beginning?
00:27:27.000 Oh, so you see how that's probably the reason why it didn't sneak its way into being law.
00:27:33.000 If they're holding up on it, they're not, they don't want women to be beat up.
00:27:36.000 They're like, well, this is a way for you to take guys' guns away.
00:27:39.000 And so we're not just going to let you do that.
00:27:42.000 This is a second amendment attack that they snuck into this thing. 0.70
00:27:46.000 That's why it's been sitting, you know.
00:27:48.000 But he said it's been law for 27 years.
00:27:52.000 Do we have laws that are not, that are just sitting there?
00:27:54.000 There's no laws?
00:27:55.000 That's not what a law is as far as I'm concerned.
00:27:58.000 It's a proposal, it's a bill, whatever. 0.95
00:28:00.000 Anyway, so you're watching this clown and you go, does anybody like him? 0.98
00:28:07.000 Aren't you embarrassed? 1.00
00:28:10.000 And it's hard to gauge because social media is controlled by assholes. 0.99
00:28:14.000 But Twitter, if you look at Twitter, you know, trending, you'll see that Joe Biden is doing incredibly well. 0.97
00:28:20.000 But if you start sniffing around, say, YouTube, and you look at downvotes, dislikes, you see that he's disliked to the tune of about 100% more than the people who like him.
00:28:32.000 Now I heard that YouTube had capped the dislikes at 12k, so they're still working on that.
00:28:39.000 But, you know, people have eyeballs and they see things live and they can see him getting downvoted because he's... he has dementia.
00:28:48.000 I'm suing the world.
00:28:49.000 There's a band when I grew up called The Honest Engine, and they have a song about their friend who died.
00:28:54.000 He killed himself.
00:28:55.000 And they go, we sat around and we sued the world.
00:28:59.000 We sued the world for bodily harm.
00:29:01.000 We've caused too much hate in our time.
00:29:03.000 Too much.
00:29:04.000 There was a weird thing in the 80s where hardcore singers weren't trying to sound cool or tough.
00:29:10.000 They sounded sort of like the Dr. Fauci.
00:29:13.000 Right.
00:29:14.000 I think the descendants started it.
00:29:17.000 Or at least made it popular.
00:29:19.000 So it'd be like, it's not, I'm going to grind and let out all the aggression.
00:29:23.000 Well, all right, that's what I need.
00:29:24.000 I kind of liked it in a way because it was like, I'm not trying to be cool, but I want to sue the world for abusing an elderly man. 0.71
00:29:36.000 I feel bad.
00:29:36.000 Well, outside of the part that he's ruining earth, I feel, I feel bad for him.
00:29:41.000 I feel, I feel bad for the bad guy.
00:29:43.000 It's kind of like Gargamel. 0.97
00:29:45.000 Like, you're mad at him for hurting us Smurfs, and you want to fuck Smurfette for some strange reason, I don't know why, but you also kind of feel bad for the guy. 0.57
00:29:58.000 Like, no one's ever hugged Gargamel. 0.96
00:30:00.000 I don't know where he grew up, but yeah, she's so pure.
00:30:09.000 That was a bad animation of her.
00:30:10.000 She's got big feet. 1.00
00:30:11.000 She's got some dofers. 0.98
00:30:16.000 The good news is, by the way, amidst all this fake news, that we have someone who will be tackling academia and showing us what's really going on in the media, especially when it comes to the Biden family 2-4.
00:30:34.000 You can see that Hunter Biden will be guest teaching a class on fake news at Tulane University this fall.
00:30:41.000 So I know we lose hope sometimes, and we think clown world is reaching infinite proportions. 0.99
00:30:49.000 But don't worry, because the pendulum swings back, and now we have Professor Hunter Biden to explain to us what bullshit this is. 0.97
00:30:57.000 All right, I want to get into education for a second, but before we do, we're probably going to hang up on the freeloaders. 0.87
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00:31:35.000 I assumed pot was all the pot part, but the other parts are good parts too.
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00:32:55.000 Alright, things are about to get very fun because speaking of clown world, Hunter Biden teaching a class is nothing.
00:33:04.000 Nothing compared to what is happening to education.
00:33:06.000 Remember the guy who was fired for laughing at a dude in a prom dress?
00:33:11.000 Tip of the iceberg, but unfortunately you cheapskates will not be able to indulge in this iceberg because we're leaving you now. 1.00
00:33:20.000 We're going to continue to talk on the show about a couple news items and then we're going to take calls.
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00:33:56.000 By the way, I never increase the subscription when you get all these new shows.
00:34:00.000 It just keeps growing and growing and growing.
00:34:02.000 And if you don't like the shows, you always get this guy. 0.97
00:34:05.000 I'm still doing the same amount of shit I was doing from day one. 0.97
00:34:08.000 Monday to Thursday. 0.96
00:34:09.000 Plus, extra bits like Censored.TV Presents, free speech, sit-down interviews. 0.94
00:34:16.000 Shit, we did a mini-series called Car Guys, where we went and fixed up some cars. 0.99
00:34:25.000 More shit going on than you need. 0.99
00:34:28.000 In other words, cancel all your other subs. 1.00
00:34:32.000 Only watch this, and don't watch TV anymore.
00:34:34.000 You should only watch TV, I think, for a couple hours a day, max.
00:34:38.000 One hour a day, attentively, and maybe if you're going to be working on a project, you can do two hours and have some of it on in the background.
00:34:44.000 You know what I mean?
00:34:46.000 But your brain shouldn't be doing more than an hour or two a day of television.
00:34:50.000 And that's what we supply.
00:34:51.000 So, relax.
00:34:53.000 And in the interim, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:35:02.000 We're good to go.