Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 07, 2021


GOML LIVE #97 | FREE SPEECHES (Part 1)

Topics
tactical walls Canelo fight speech violence racism
Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Michael Knowles Jake Paul Fleckus Canelo Wayne Michael Jordan Nicholas Newhart Pat Benatar Gary Johnny Apple CBD Michael B.J. Bryce Harper Maury Povich Tom Clancy Leslie Austin Gavin Leroy Ryan Sebastian Maniscalco and 33 more
S03E106 - $69M SEX S03E107 - WHAT SYSTEMIC RACISM

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Length

48 minutes

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149.51

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7,286

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892

Harmful content

Misogyny

37

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Toxicity

274

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Hate speech

51

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Gavin and Ryan are back, and they're joined by special guest and friend of the show, Ryan Higa, to talk about the new TriCaster, a new invention that allows you to keep your guns in your safe in case you don't have one. They also talk about a man who's been arrested for using a colostomy bag as a weapon, and why you should avoid Nicholas Newhart because he's not very sexy. And they talk about Pat Benatar and her terrible song, Stop Using Sex as a Weapon. and why they think she should be fired for it. Also, they discuss the new tri-caster, and how it's going to solve the problem of keeping your guns safe in the event of an attack on your home. And they read a letter from a guy who says he's a DJ and DJ's at a party and his DJ's wife is a short-haired whore and her boobs are flopping all over the place, and her husband's husband is a hunk. Enjoy the episode, and spread the word to your friends and family about it! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Use the hashtag on social media using , and to tag in the episode and tag us so we can be featured on the next episode. Thank you so much for all the love and support. If you like the show and the music you're listening to this week's episode, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, we'll be looking out there and sharing it on your thoughts, and we'll get a shoutout in the next week! XOXO if you re listening to the show on Anchor and other places on the pod, we're looking out for you! , and we ll send you back next week with a new episode next week. . thank you. xoxo, bye. XO, Rachael. - Tom and Ryan xo - Sarah - - Ryan - Brad - Matt - Jake - Caitie - Evan - Jack - Ben - Matthew - Michael & more - James ( ) And much more! - Rachel - Alex - Tim - Mike

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00:00:02.000 To keep the people apart.
00:00:07.000 To keep the people apart.
00:00:09.000 To keep the people apart.
00:00:10.000 To keep the people apart. 1.00
00:00:39.000 Fuck that shit. 1.00
00:01:00.000 Some big drum and bass party in London or fucking nearby London where they're 1.00
00:01:08.000 They play a warning from the local government saying we need to stay apart. 1.00
00:01:11.000 And they say, fuck that shit. 1.00
00:01:15.000 Great follow though. 1.00
00:01:17.000 Worst lag in the history of lagging.
00:01:19.000 I believe so.
00:01:21.000 That's on you, dude.
00:01:22.000 It's terrible, huh?
00:01:23.000 That looks bad on you.
00:01:24.000 I suppose it does.
00:01:27.000 How's that coming along?
00:01:28.000 I think we're in month three of this problem? 0.99
00:01:31.000 We've, uh, I believe we've ordered the damn thing. 0.99
00:01:34.000 You better fucking pray to your mother's wet socks that the new TriCaster solves this problem. 1.00
00:01:41.000 The new TriCaster, yes. 0.99
00:01:44.000 Before we get started with the show, let's talk about tactical walls.
00:01:49.000 They built us that shelf where we move the thing and then the thing comes down.
00:01:53.000 They display your guns in a beautiful manner.
00:01:56.000 I've noticed when people buy guns, they're like tattoos.
00:01:59.000 You know, you buy one and you just, you have to keep buying.
00:02:03.000 No one has one gun.
00:02:05.000 Everyone, especially in a state where you can have guns, like Arizona, Florida, there's about 38 cool states with guns.
00:02:13.000 And they just keep building them up, building them up.
00:02:15.000 So you might as well rather have them in a big pile in your safe.
00:02:17.000 If you live in a great state,
00:02:19.000 Have them on the wall. 1.00
00:02:21.000 But if you don't have guns, you can also do sports shit. 0.99
00:02:24.000 Like, look at that. 0.99
00:02:26.000 You've got your baseball section.
00:02:28.000 You've got your skiing section.
00:02:30.000 Pretty much any sort of collection you can beautifully display in your mudroom with all your stuff.
00:02:38.000 We'd like to welcome Tactical Walls.
00:02:39.000 They built this wonderful thing that we regularly have, a statue of Ryan and I as war movie vets, which I resent Ryan being next to me on because I don't see him as a war movie vet.
00:02:48.000 I've seen plenty.
00:02:51.000 But if you go to TacticalWalls.com right now, all of my listeners get 20% off their entire order at TacticalWalls.com with promo code Gavin.
00:03:00.000 Go to TacticalWalls.com and customize your home defense system with Tactical Tim and the Tactical Team and keep your entire family safe.
00:03:08.000 TacticalWalls.com, promo code Gavin.
00:03:13.000 And that graphic in the corner is the shelf they made me.
00:03:17.000 Which I guess I'm giving away.
00:03:20.000 No, I don't mean for free.
00:03:21.000 I mean, as far as the secret goes.
00:03:23.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:03:24.000 So, like, when the FBI comes to my house, they go, uh, we're just going to slide this over here and then... Good thing I'm only hiding booze in it.
00:03:37.000 I was going to open the show with Pat Benatar and her terrible song, Stop Using Sex as a Weapon.
00:03:44.000 I kind of regret it.
00:03:45.000 I think I should have made that song, the opening song. 0.99
00:03:50.000 Pat Benatar looks like shit. 0.99
00:03:53.000 She looks like a trashy... She looks like who your dad cheated with in the 80s that ruined the marriage and then they only dated for like four months and then your dad wanted your mom back and she already moved on. 1.00
00:04:06.000 She looks like a short-haired whore. 1.00
00:04:11.000 That's not her there. 1.00
00:04:12.000 Is that guy using sex as a weapon? 0.99
00:04:17.000 He's a victim. 1.00
00:04:20.000 No, he's using sex as a weapon. 0.99
00:04:21.000 She just kicked him to the curb. 1.00
00:04:23.000 He's not very sexy. 1.00
00:04:25.000 His arsenal is pathetic. 1.00
00:04:27.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:04:29.000 No, I think he was victimizing her.
00:04:30.000 Oh, I guess he... Wait, what's going on?
00:04:33.000 Are old ugly dudes using sex as a weapon or hunks? 1.00
00:04:36.000 By the way, you know that hot prosecutor I liked? 1.00
00:04:40.000 Yeah.
00:04:42.000 I forget her name, but we got a letter.
00:04:45.000 From a guy who says, I DJ'd at her party. 0.98
00:04:49.000 And she's a party chick, boobs flopping all over the place. 1.00
00:04:55.000 Not like her tits hanging out, but like sexy times. 1.00
00:05:00.000 And her husband is a hunk! 0.99
00:05:02.000 You'll be happy to hear.
00:05:04.000 Everything worked out with her.
00:05:06.000 Duh.
00:05:08.000 How could her husband not?
00:05:09.000 If her husband, if she was unmarried or hunkless, I would be furious. 0.97
00:05:17.000 Anyway, the reason I was going to play Pat Benatar, stop using sex as a weapon, is because if you check 1-7, a man has just been arrested for using his colostomy bag as a weapon.
00:05:34.000 National man arrested and charged for using colostomy bag as a weapon, Nicholas Newhart, who you should avoid at all costs.
00:05:42.000 Wait, what does it say on his forehead?
00:05:47.000 What?
00:05:49.000 It looks like a different language.
00:05:51.000 I can't read your forehead, sir.
00:05:54.000 But go back.
00:05:54.000 I mean, go out.
00:05:57.000 Nicholas Newhart of Nashville, which is his street name, has been hit with a bunch of charges after threatening police officers on Saturday with what turned out to be a full colostomy bag.
00:06:10.000 That's gross.
00:06:12.000 Um, I'm not that familiar with colostomy bags.
00:06:15.000 Sometimes when you poo, it's just like diarrhea.
00:06:17.000 But sometimes when you poo, it's a log.
00:06:19.000 It's true.
00:06:21.000 Does a log go into the colostomy bag?
00:06:23.000 Maybe they have some sort of medicine that- Colostomy bag?
00:06:26.000 Eww.
00:06:27.000 Sounds like it's going to get clogged.
00:06:28.000 It just sort of pushes out, you know those Play-Doh sets where you push down and they grow hair and you can cut their hair?
00:06:36.000 Yeah.
00:06:36.000 Maybe you just push a squirty toothpaste, it's like squishing a toothpaste tube.
00:06:41.000 It would have been a log if you had a normal anal-lip scenario in your toilet, but in a colostomy bag it gets squeezed through. 0.76
00:06:50.000 Like what about a sausage maker? 0.75
00:06:55.000 That's what a colostomy bag is.
00:06:57.000 But the sausage is a weapon.
00:07:00.000 Make your own colostomy bag sausages.
00:07:03.000 Wait, go back to that article, please.
00:07:07.000 Make your own sausages? 1.00
00:07:08.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:07:10.000 Nicholas Newhart of Nashville, street name, has been hit with a bunch of charges. 1.00
00:07:14.000 Threatening officers.
00:07:15.000 Newhart has since been charged with intoxication, blah blah blah.
00:07:18.000 Wow.
00:07:18.000 Wow.
00:07:37.000 That is super gross. 0.99
00:07:40.000 It reminds me of a video I saw recently, an anal sex instruction video, that was very clean and safe for work. 0.97
00:07:47.000 So I thought I'd share it with you here. 0.99
00:07:52.000 You relax your anus, right? 1.00
00:07:56.000 And the penis goes near the anal lips. 0.99
00:08:00.000 It waits until there's sort of an invite. 0.99
00:08:02.000 The anal anus then expands. 1.00
00:08:04.000 Penis goes in, right? 1.00
00:08:06.000 And this is the most important part. 1.00
00:08:08.000 After the penis goes in, the anus must close and seal the penis inside. 1.00
00:08:15.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:08:16.000 Did you know that?
00:08:17.000 Yeah.
00:08:17.000 Yeah.
00:08:17.000 I've done anal like a couple of times.
00:08:20.000 Um, 0.99
00:08:21.000 I saw this movie last night, Without Remorse, with Michael B.J. 0.97
00:08:26.000 He's got that nickname because he performed fellatio so well. 0.97
00:08:30.000 Actually, I always assumed Michael B. Jordan was gay. 0.99
00:08:33.000 He lives with his mama. 1.00
00:08:36.000 Like you're a fucking gazillionaire and you live with your mama? 1.00
00:08:39.000 My mom's. 1.00
00:08:41.000 My mommy.
00:08:42.000 But he's got some hot girlfriend we had on another show, who looks great. 0.69
00:08:49.000 Very voluptuous, pulchritudinous broad. 0.82
00:08:53.000 But this movie stinks so bad, it's amazing. 0.93
00:08:56.000 It's Tom Clancy's Without Remorse.
00:08:58.000 He's smart to stick his name on everything.
00:09:00.000 But you can tell it was written about white people, right?
00:09:04.000 The CIA's trying to start a war with Russia.
00:09:07.000 Russia's the new bad guys in action films, which I'm fine with. 1.00
00:09:10.000 Fuck Russia. 1.00
00:09:11.000 Good. 1.00
00:09:12.000 I wish it was China, obviously, but I'll take Russia. 0.98
00:09:15.000 The Middle East would be even better, but fine, Russia it is. 0.99
00:09:18.000 They just have to choose a white guy, like Bob Odenkirk's Nobody movie. 1.00
00:09:22.000 It's those damn Russian mobsters doing home invasions. 1.00
00:09:27.000 So sick of that! 1.00
00:09:28.000 Get out of my house, Ustrovorsvik! 1.00
00:09:33.000 So in this movie, the CIA is starting a war by attacking Michael B. Jordan, among others, with Russian agents.
00:09:44.000 And then the Americans are attacking random Russian people, trying to start the First World War type of scenario, where the dude with the mustache was the catalyst to start a world war. 0.51
00:09:58.000 Because they need the money. 0.95
00:10:01.000 But with blacks, it got woke. 1.00
00:10:06.000 The conversion from Tom Clancy's stupid book that boomers read on the plane to the movie added a whole woke element. 0.99
00:10:14.000 And you're like, what? 0.99
00:10:15.000 And there's this really irritating scene where Michael B. Jordan in this short haired lesbian looking, I don't know, lieutenant woman? 0.91
00:10:24.000 She's sitting there and he says, they kill his wife and kid, of course.
00:10:29.000 He goes, we work for a country that hated us because we knew what it could become.
00:10:36.000 Thanks.
00:10:38.000 Thanks, Michael B.J., for doing us the courtesy of working for a racist, horrible country because you knew it had potential.
00:10:47.000 That's literally what they said.
00:10:49.000 We worked for this country because we knew what it could become.
00:10:54.000 But then he goes, but they crossed the line.
00:10:57.000 They brought it to my house. 0.99
00:11:01.000 And then, so they, they go to Russia to like, I don't know, get revenge on the people who killed his wife, which is actually doing exactly what the CIA wanted you to do, so that was stupid. 0.98
00:11:11.000 But then they're on the lam in Russia, because they get shot down, as you can just see right there. 0.87
00:11:16.000 So it's like this military cabal wandering around Russia, right? 0.89
00:11:24.000 And three of them are, two of them are black. 0.76
00:11:28.000 It's like they're not going to stick out.
00:11:32.000 Now I'm sure in his book the guy was white.
00:11:35.000 So that's fine.
00:11:35.000 That makes sense.
00:11:36.000 A white guy disappeared into Russia.
00:11:38.000 This is a cool scene.
00:11:39.000 He gets in a flaming car and makes him confess.
00:11:44.000 And the windows are cracking and stuff.
00:11:46.000 I mean obviously it's a high budget action movie.
00:11:47.000 There's going to be some cool spots.
00:11:49.000 But again.
00:11:50.000 Wokeness ruins everything.
00:11:52.000 You know that Cyndi Lauper song.
00:11:54.000 Money ruins everything.
00:11:56.000 We should do a... Wokeness! 0.99
00:11:59.000 Wokeness ruins everything! 0.93
00:12:02.000 It ruins everything.
00:12:07.000 Money changes everything.
00:12:08.000 Money changes everything.
00:12:10.000 Why do men watch action movies? 0.99
00:12:13.000 Because we want to have a dumb fantasy. 0.96
00:12:15.000 We've been worrying about our families all day. 0.96
00:12:17.000 We've been trying to make money, fixing problems, putting out fires. 0.99
00:12:20.000 We come home, we just want to see some bad guys get their heads blown off.
00:12:23.000 That's what sports used to be too, but... Sports is woke. 0.86
00:12:26.000 Can't leave that untouched.
00:12:28.000 Gotta inject that.
00:12:29.000 Well I read that the NFL is gonna punish people for wearing Black Lives Matter gear.
00:12:33.000 Nice. 1.00
00:12:34.000 Bullshit. 1.00
00:12:35.000 Oh really? 1.00
00:12:36.000 Bull fucking shit. 1.00
00:12:37.000 Can you imagine some guy getting a fine for wearing a Black Lives Matter shirt? 1.00
00:12:42.000 Stadiums would burn.
00:12:44.000 Oh my god. 1.00
00:12:46.000 It would be fucking nuts. 0.99
00:12:47.000 It would be insane. 0.99
00:12:49.000 Well the Olympics though, it looks like they're gonna keep up with that.
00:12:53.000 And as I was on a show today, America's Voice.
00:12:57.000 Are you familiar with that network?
00:12:59.000 It's like the new up and comer with Newsmax and One America News.
00:13:06.000 And we were both, me and the host were like, who does this benefit?
00:13:10.000 No one wants it.
00:13:12.000 You're not helping.
00:13:21.000 Also in the news, Jake Paul versus Meriwether.
00:13:28.000 I'm not watching this. 0.99
00:13:30.000 I don't fucking care. 0.99
00:13:32.000 He ruined it. 0.99
00:13:32.000 Sorry, this is 2-2. 0.99
00:13:33.000 Oh, Meriwether. 0.99
00:13:37.000 Meriwether? 1.00
00:13:39.000 So they're talking shit, I guess. 1.00
00:13:41.000 That's actually funny. 1.00
00:13:52.000 See Jake Paul comes from jackass culture and Floyd Mayweather is an old-school boxer So these two worlds should not have met ever when worlds collide But I'm kind of more the jackass generation So I think this is I hate Jake Paul, but this is funny got your hat. 0.90
00:14:09.000 That's like got you It's cute 0.96
00:14:14.000 He got punched in the face by his security guards.
00:14:16.000 And it's even funnier to take it seriously.
00:14:19.000 So, like, he played the perfect straight man.
00:14:22.000 What are his pants?
00:14:22.000 What's going on with his pants?
00:14:24.000 Are they chaps? 1.00
00:14:26.000 They have garbage bags on them? 0.96
00:14:31.000 Doesn't Jake Paul have, like, a crew of playas, too?
00:14:35.000 They both got a crew of playas, yo.
00:14:37.000 Why aren't his playas beating up his playas? 1.00
00:14:39.000 I don't give a shit. 0.99
00:14:40.000 I actually regret showing this on the show. 0.99
00:14:43.000 I'm worried this might be a bad show.
00:14:45.000 I don't know.
00:14:46.000 I got a lot done today, I'm very tired.
00:14:48.000 Not tired, but like, I spent a lot of my chi. 0.60
00:14:51.000 You know, the thing is, a lot of people would probably not seek this sort of shit out on their own, so I think this is the most interesting part of this whole culture. 0.60
00:14:59.000 2-3 is another angle of it. 0.94
00:15:01.000 I like it.
00:15:02.000 I like it.
00:15:03.000 There's gotta be other people like it.
00:15:04.000 And I like it too!
00:15:07.000 More head trouble. 1.00
00:15:15.000 This is so stupid and embarrassing. 1.00
00:15:19.000 What a waste of time. 1.00
00:15:20.000 I'm not watching that because I don't trust Jake Paul.
00:15:24.000 I don't know if it will be a real fight.
00:15:26.000 I don't think the fights last time with Triller or whatever the fuck they're called, I don't believe any of those fights.
00:15:31.000 So I won't, even if Floyd Wayweather gets knocked out in the first round, 0.97
00:15:36.000 And is lying there going, what the fuck happened? 0.99
00:15:38.000 What a great punch. 1.00
00:15:40.000 I won't believe it.
00:15:41.000 Conversely, if he knocks out Jake Paul in the first round, I won't believe it.
00:15:45.000 You guys blew it. 0.99
00:15:49.000 Holy shit, he changed his name to Gotcha Hat. 1.00
00:15:52.000 That's pretty funny. 0.99
00:15:54.000 Hi, I'm Jake Paul and you're watching Disney Channel.
00:16:01.000 That's looking great.
00:16:04.000 But there's a Canelo fight this Saturday that will be a great fight.
00:16:07.000 I fought this guy today who was a fly. 0.83
00:16:12.000 He's a featherweight, and obviously I'm not even remotely close to his league, but he fights old men like me to see if he can go three rounds without getting hit once.
00:16:24.000 I think I punched him one time.
00:16:27.000 But just like, whoosh, whoosh.
00:16:28.000 Like, my punches were this slow to him.
00:16:33.000 So he would just, he wouldn't just get out of the way, he would sort of like do a funny little gesture.
00:16:38.000 And that's what Canelo's good at. 0.98
00:16:41.000 Look at Canelo, look up Canelo fucking slipping. 0.95
00:16:47.000 He's, I think he might be the best fighter in the world. 0.98
00:16:50.000 He's magic, and I'm mad at him for not speaking English.
00:16:55.000 Look, he's a little Irishman who can't speak English. 1.00
00:17:00.000 He's gotta be white, right? 0.81
00:17:04.000 Some dude I know says, oh, it's because they used the Irish as involuntary soldiers in the Spanish-American War or something.
00:17:14.000 And then they stayed there.
00:17:16.000 Look at him.
00:17:18.000 That's who I was fighting today.
00:17:20.000 You know what I mean?
00:17:23.000 Look at that.
00:17:24.000 Zero connections. 0.99
00:17:27.000 He's fucking incredible. 1.00
00:17:30.000 I have a stupid theory. 1.00
00:17:32.000 Mexicans are great boxers because it's hot there. 1.00
00:17:35.000 And they never overheat.
00:17:37.000 So they train at 110 degrees.
00:17:40.000 And for us, when anything gets above 75, we start freaking the fuck out.
00:17:49.000 Let's dive into, we're going to have some calls shortly.
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00:19:21.000 Alright, we have ten minutes before we go behind the paywall. 1.00
00:19:25.000 I've got a fuck-ton of shit to talk about. 1.00
00:19:28.000 Racism, of course, is big. 1.00
00:19:31.000 Let's squeeze in a little free speech diddly-dong.
00:19:38.000 Do we have a free speech bumper?
00:19:40.000 I believe we do.
00:19:41.000 Let's see.
00:19:42.000 Let's see if we do.
00:19:44.000 Every time I think of a bumper I think of like, FREE SPEECH DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUD
00:20:03.000 In the world.
00:20:04.000 I thought I just came up with that idea.
00:20:06.000 No, you didn't.
00:20:07.000 It's been a while.
00:20:07.000 Are you serious?
00:20:08.000 I did.
00:20:08.000 Wow.
00:20:09.000 Amazing.
00:20:10.000 Well, you're consistent.
00:20:11.000 How's that?
00:20:13.000 Remember Kale?
00:20:15.000 We used to do sports talk.
00:20:17.000 Hartman?
00:20:18.000 Yeah, when David Cass was you.
00:20:21.000 And I go, yeah, sports graphics.
00:20:24.000 And I go, sports talk!
00:20:25.000 Sports talk!
00:20:26.000 Sports talk!
00:20:27.000 Sports talk!
00:20:28.000 And I go, that's kind of a funny bumper.
00:20:30.000 Yeah, I guess you like Wayne's World?
00:20:32.000 And I go, oh, is it similar to Wayne's World?
00:20:33.000 And he goes, it's exactly the same as Wayne's World.
00:20:37.000 I presumed that was an homage.
00:20:41.000 And I'm like, oh yeah, I guess it is similar. 0.99
00:20:43.000 The feminism is cancer. 1.00
00:20:44.000 Guys, I've been doing this media shit since 1992. 1.00
00:20:47.000 I was in bands before that in 88. 0.99
00:20:52.000 So what you're seeing is an old cow being put out to pasture.
00:20:59.000 Don't expect original concepts anymore.
00:21:05.000 Although I am going to do a green screen of 10 things I don't get.
00:21:10.000 Sports Talk!
00:21:12.000 Sports Talk!
00:21:14.000 Sports Talk!
00:21:15.000 Sports Talk!
00:21:16.000 Yeah!
00:21:17.000 Didn't occur to me that's Wayne's World.
00:21:19.000 You even say party time, excellent.
00:21:21.000 I didn't have a sidekick.
00:21:24.000 You're wearing a hat that says Wayne's World.
00:21:26.000 It's blonde hair.
00:21:31.000 So let's do, yeah, free speech.
00:21:32.000 We got a free speech diddly before we go behind the paywall, then we'll do the usual.
00:21:39.000 How did this woman get a job? 1.00
00:21:40.000 What is she doing in America? 0.96
00:21:42.000 Why are academics so bad at thought?
00:21:46.000 Your job as an academic, as a teacher, as an associate professor, is to help people think.
00:21:52.000 And you should start with the five logical fallacies, like straw man argument, ad hominem, guilt by association, all those basics.
00:22:01.000 Get those out of the way.
00:22:04.000 And then teach them like the whole free speech thing.
00:22:08.000 You know, you can't yell fire in a crowded theater.
00:22:11.000 That whole myth.
00:22:12.000 All of those basics.
00:22:14.000 Just the basics.
00:22:16.000 And then you see this woman interrupt Fleckus and this dude.
00:22:21.000 By the way, baseball superstar Bryce Harper follows Fleckus.
00:22:28.000 Everyone hates Bryce, but I like him.
00:22:30.000 He's a conservative.
00:22:31.000 He's based.
00:22:32.000 Based Harper, they ought to call him.
00:22:34.000 True that.
00:22:38.000 True that.
00:22:39.000 Michael Knowles is appearing at what university?
00:22:46.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:22:47.000 Some stupid university. 1.00
00:22:48.000 And Fleckus is interviewing the guy who's putting on the Michael Knowles talk. 1.00
00:22:54.000 Which is illegal, verboten.
00:22:57.000 You may not interview the guy doing a free speech thing.
00:23:02.000 This is what I don't get about life.
00:23:04.000 I'm going to put that on my don't get list.
00:23:08.000 Actually, I guess I kind of get it, but people who don't leave people alone.
00:23:12.000 Politics is two types of people.
00:23:15.000 People who want to be left alone and people who won't leave those people alone.
00:23:20.000 Like, if there's a talk going on, if there was a talk about football.
00:23:24.000 I don't like football.
00:23:25.000 It's not my cup of tea.
00:23:26.000 I respect it.
00:23:27.000 I understand that it's innate to the fabric of American society.
00:23:31.000 Best of luck to you.
00:23:33.000 When it's on and at a bar, I'll check it out, sort of.
00:23:35.000 Not really watching it.
00:23:37.000 But if there was a huge lecture on the NFL and concussions and the future of the Philadelphia Eagles, I'd just be like,
00:23:46.000 Wish you guys nothing but the best.
00:23:48.000 I'll be downstairs at the pub.
00:23:51.000 Come by after and say hi.
00:23:52.000 I'll buy you a shot. 0.99
00:23:54.000 Like, why would I go, what the fuck? 1.00
00:23:56.000 This is not cool. 0.99
00:23:59.000 There's concussions.
00:24:00.000 They hit their heads.
00:24:03.000 I just, I don't get it. 0.97
00:24:04.000 It's like Sebastian Maniscalco goes when he says, I go to a restaurant and I just, I sit there and I go, the tuna sucks. 1.00
00:24:11.000 Let's get the fuck out of here. 0.93
00:24:14.000 But to come home and then to write a Yelp about how bad the restaurant was. 0.98
00:24:20.000 Ain't nobody got time for that! 0.99
00:24:25.000 I mean maybe if it's a plague and it's indicative of something like you found out they're using rat meat.
00:24:31.000 Which my friend Tim told me he came across.
00:24:36.000 Oof.
00:24:37.000 He was getting Chinese food in Brooklyn about 20 years ago.
00:24:41.000 No, maybe 15.
00:24:44.000 And as he was eating his meat, I'm gonna barf if I tell this story.
00:24:49.000 Write it down, I'll tell it.
00:24:52.000 As he was eating his meat, he came across some ribs.
00:24:56.000 Which is fine.
00:24:58.000 Bulls have ribs.
00:24:59.000 I've never seen somebody scared of what's about to come out of their own mouth.
00:25:03.000 The ribs were like this big.
00:25:06.000 Like fish sized.
00:25:07.000 But they were ribs.
00:25:09.000 They were mammal ribs.
00:25:12.000 I feel bad too.
00:25:13.000 Oh my god, my stomach feels bad. 0.99
00:25:16.000 And so he's eating and he's like, oh fucking hell. 0.98
00:25:18.000 You know Tim, right? 0.99
00:25:19.000 What are you doing with these crazy D's? 1.00
00:25:24.000 And he goes, that's not a fucking cow. 1.00
00:25:26.000 That's a rat. 1.00
00:25:28.000 And so he calls the Chinese place, and they go, no, he's not around. 0.98
00:25:32.000 He goes, I've got a bone here.
00:25:34.000 I've literally got a bone to pick with you.
00:25:38.000 And then, so now we're getting in the groove of the show, 25 minutes in.
00:25:45.000 So some Chinese guy comes by, and he's like, I need your ticket.
00:25:48.000 I need a ticket.
00:25:49.000 Ticket back.
00:25:50.000 We give you a refund.
00:25:51.000 We give you a refund.
00:25:55.000 And he shows up to get it back.
00:25:59.000 And Tim's like, no, I'm not giving you back.
00:26:01.000 But the craziest part of it was, oh, look, British expat. 0.99
00:26:05.000 That's fucking weird. 1.00
00:26:06.000 That's fucking weird. 0.99
00:26:07.000 This is not the guy. 0.99
00:26:08.000 Maybe British people are the only people smart enough to notice that ribs are not meant to be this big.
00:26:14.000 Because in the dark ages they used to eat rats or something and it's hereditary?
00:26:18.000 I don't know.
00:26:18.000 What?
00:26:19.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:26:20.000 No, they have a better education system, you absolute putrid retard. 1.00
00:26:24.000 That too. 1.00
00:26:26.000 No, they remember the bubonic plague.
00:26:31.000 So he said, no, I'm not giving it back to you.
00:26:33.000 And then he never did anything about it. 0.97
00:26:35.000 And then he said to me, I go, I contacted him about like three days later and I go, uh, I'm still having nightmares every night, covered in sweat, having to get up, uh, and like have a shower from what you told me about those fucking ribs. 0.92
00:26:49.000 And he goes, I mean, it's basically the same meat. 0.93
00:26:52.000 It's not a big deal. 0.63
00:26:53.000 I think sometimes rats are good for you. 0.97
00:26:56.000 Okay, dude. 0.92
00:26:57.000 Whatever you have to tell yourself.
00:26:59.000 You know he's lying to himself to feel better about that.
00:27:01.000 Maybe.
00:27:02.000 Hell yeah.
00:27:03.000 I couldn't summon anger from him.
00:27:05.000 He's just like, yeah, it is what it is, mate.
00:27:08.000 Whatever.
00:27:10.000 No.
00:27:11.000 Anyway, so this is Fleckus talking to the organizer of it and Michael Knowles.
00:27:18.000 I love Michael Knowles, by the way. 0.87
00:27:19.000 I'm gay for him. 1.00
00:27:20.000 I actually fucked him at a party once. 0.99
00:27:24.000 I don't want to call him benign because that sounds insulting, but he's not controversial at all. 0.95
00:27:31.000 In fact, if it was 2004, he'd definitely be known as a liberal.
00:27:36.000 I think he was known as a liberal in 2004.
00:27:38.000 He just dared not to get on the woke train.
00:27:40.000 I had an argument with my friend, Leslie, and she's like, you're the only friend of ours from back then who hasn't evolved, who hasn't progressed.
00:27:47.000 I'm like, that's normal, Leslie.
00:27:50.000 I'm 50.
00:27:52.000 I'm a dad.
00:27:53.000 You're supposed to have pretty much the same views you had when you were 35.
00:27:58.000 Anyway, check it out.
00:28:21.000 Did that guy go like this?
00:28:27.000 Oh. 0.99
00:28:28.000 I can't fucking deal with this. 0.98
00:28:29.000 He's like, that's all you. 0.99
00:28:31.000 Wait, what is that?
00:28:33.000 Is this where we are as a society?
00:28:36.000 Hello.
00:28:37.000 Hi.
00:28:37.000 I'm Austin.
00:28:38.000 I'm enjoying the conversation.
00:28:40.000 Cool.
00:28:40.000 What do you want to talk about?
00:28:42.000 I just want to see what you're talking about.
00:28:46.000 Stop.
00:28:46.000 Dude, that's huge.
00:28:47.000 It's huge.
00:28:48.000 Stop.
00:28:49.000 Freeze.
00:28:49.000 Freeze.
00:28:50.000 Freeze.
00:28:52.000 This is the real problem here. 0.99
00:28:54.000 I bitch about women a lot on this show. 1.00
00:28:58.000 And racism and liberals. 1.00
00:29:02.000 Men with balls, we need to do some cleaning up here a little bit. 1.00
00:29:08.000 We're cucks. 0.99
00:29:10.000 We're letting some woman walk all over us because we don't want trouble. 1.00
00:29:13.000 I don't want any issues.
00:29:14.000 Sorry, sorry.
00:29:16.000 Look at this story.
00:29:17.000 Pause that, right?
00:29:19.000 But go to 1-6.
00:29:22.000 Look at this cuck. 1.00
00:29:24.000 So, their fucking stupid dog bit their kid. 1.00
00:29:28.000 I'm a child of the 70s. 1.00
00:29:30.000 Look at that dumb Spuds McKenzie pitbull. 1.00
00:29:35.000 Dog bites your kid, it's just, it doesn't even, there's no discussion. 1.00
00:29:39.000 The dad takes the dog to the backfield with his .22, pops him in the head, digs a hole.
00:29:44.000 Kids cry at the end.
00:29:46.000 I mean, you're over it the next day.
00:29:50.000 But this was a major ordeal.
00:29:51.000 This family got in trouble because they killed the dog or had him put down.
00:29:56.000 I just would have shot the dog that afternoon. 0.70
00:29:58.000 Immediately after. 0.99
00:29:59.000 I probably just let it throw it right there.
00:30:01.000 Uh, and feel nothing. 1.00
00:30:04.000 If my stupid dog, Leroy, and Leroy, if you're watching right now, if you bite any of my children without a second thought, 1.00
00:30:13.000 With my heart rate not even increasing. 1.00
00:30:16.000 I will take you outside, I'll step on you, I'll put my spade, and I don't mean a black man, on your throat, and I'll just go chunk! 1.00
00:30:25.000 The first chunk will take your head off. 1.00
00:30:28.000 I won't be mad at all, by the way. 0.92
00:30:29.000 I'll be minimizing the spills.
00:30:31.000 Then I'll dig a hole in our backyard, and I'll put you in it, and I'll bury it, and we can have a little ceremony, whatever.
00:30:36.000 That's it?
00:30:38.000 That's not remotely unusual.
00:30:40.000 That's what cave people have been doing.
00:30:42.000 This has been a non-mentionable act, and when I say non-mentionable, I mean irrelevant, like you had a poo-poo. 1.00
00:30:49.000 This has been a poo-poo from cave days till... 2010? 0.98
00:30:58.000 So for a long fucking time. 0.99
00:31:00.000 200,000 years. 0.99
00:31:02.000 And now we're like, don't.
00:31:04.000 You should give it therapy. 1.00
00:31:06.000 What should I do with this stupid dog? 1.00
00:31:07.000 That's what I'm saying. 1.00
00:31:08.000 If you give it away.
00:31:08.000 No one wants it.
00:31:09.000 Don't put it in the pound.
00:31:10.000 It's going to go bite another kid. 1.00
00:31:12.000 Right.
00:31:13.000 And you'll notice these rescue things.
00:31:14.000 When you go there, they're like, you go, what's it doing here?
00:31:17.000 And they go, I don't know.
00:31:17.000 It just arrived here.
00:31:20.000 Really? 1.00
00:31:21.000 Or did it bite a fucking kid? 1.00
00:31:24.000 And you don't want to give it a curse? 1.00
00:31:26.000 I think you're responsible for that, too.
00:31:28.000 If it, like, attacks somebody and then attacks somebody again, you're responsible for that.
00:31:32.000 Well, the rule is, if another person's dog bites your kid, you just call the cops and they cart it away and have it killed.
00:31:39.000 I'm fine.
00:31:40.000 Like, who has a problem with that?
00:31:42.000 Are dogs more important than children in modern American society?
00:31:46.000 Because that's not a good vibe.
00:31:49.000 What are you looking up?
00:31:51.000 Leeroy.
00:31:52.000 Oh.
00:31:54.000 Yeah.
00:31:56.000 So go back to that. 0.66
00:31:57.000 So she's saying, look, I had to kill the dog.
00:32:00.000 I'm sorry.
00:32:00.000 By the way, why are you making this public?
00:32:03.000 This is 1-6.
00:32:05.000 But look at his face. 0.84
00:32:07.000 He just sits there with his cuck face while she explains everything. 1.00
00:32:13.000 Not that I need any explanation for you killing some inbred monster that bit your child. 0.99
00:32:21.000 Why is she running the machine? 1.00
00:32:23.000 Why is she driving the boat? 1.00
00:32:25.000 Why is she explaining everything?
00:32:28.000 Oh, they've taken it down, have they?
00:32:30.000 Yep.
00:32:30.000 Look at his face.
00:32:31.000 Look at that third thumbnail. 0.99
00:32:34.000 Hey, I'm sorry.
00:32:36.000 She's explaining everything for me though.
00:32:40.000 It reminds me of, speaking of cucks, this is very NSFW.
00:32:46.000 Do we put this video on anything on Bramble or anything?
00:32:49.000 Yeah, we might want to save this.
00:32:51.000 Okay, we'll save that. 0.98
00:32:53.000 But I was looking at pictures of Hedonism 2 where guys have the local Jamaicans fuck their wives at a resort and then take pictures of it. 0.98
00:33:03.000 And you're just like, why? 0.97
00:33:04.000 Hedonism 2? 1.00
00:33:08.000 Paying a black man to fuck your wife is hard to comprehend. 1.00
00:33:14.000 So what is this? 1.00
00:33:15.000 Play the audio.
00:33:17.000 This is somebody talking about... Would you like it after they put the dog down?
00:33:19.000 Well, that's annoying too, though. 0.99
00:33:21.000 Like, just kill... There's a problem with social media, too. 0.99
00:33:39.000 All right, anyway, sorry.
00:33:41.000 Long tangent.
00:33:41.000 We're going to go back to the Fleckas and the British woman arguing about free speech, where she claims free speech isn't hate speech.
00:33:48.000 Just to be mean, I'm going to play some of this and then pause it and go behind the paywall. 0.97
00:33:54.000 That's the kind of dickhead I am. 0.92
00:33:56.000 I want to keep you wanting more. 1.00
00:33:59.000 You can't be a Democrat.
00:34:00.000 You can't be on the left and be pro-life anymore.
00:34:03.000 Hello.
00:34:04.000 Hi.
00:34:04.000 I'm Austin.
00:34:05.000 I'm enjoying the conversation.
00:34:06.000 Cool.
00:34:06.000 What do you want to talk about?
00:34:08.000 I'm out.
00:34:11.000 We're talking about free speech on campus and how bringing a conservative on campus has resulted in some flak and some backlash from some of the students and talking about sharing multiple ideas and kind of hearing both sides and engaging in free speech and dialogue on campus and how important that is.
00:34:26.000 Do you agree?
00:34:27.000 I think it's a difficult question.
00:34:29.000 I'm interested in what you have to say.
00:34:31.000 About what specifically?
00:34:32.000 Free speech or that's what we were talking about.
00:34:33.000 Michael Knowles or free speech or are you here for the... My original entry into this conversation was to find out what you are talking about.
00:34:40.000 That's why you're here, right?
00:34:41.000 You want to... He just told you?
00:34:43.000 Yeah, so talk about it.
00:34:44.000 Okay, that's an interesting way to approach people.
00:34:46.000 We're asking you to support free speech.
00:34:48.000 That's what we're basically asking.
00:34:49.000 I don't have to answer your questions?
00:34:51.000 You know what's great about Flekas is his background is football.
00:34:54.000 So he has, he enjoys confrontation and he's unflappable.
00:34:59.000 Great adrenaline control. 0.94
00:35:01.000 My son today was fighting with his black friend on the trampoline, and this is gonna sound racist, but my experience has been that black people, especially young black people, tend to be more agile. 0.98
00:35:16.000 They can do backflips before white people can. 1.00
00:35:20.000 Am I a cuck? 1.00
00:35:22.000 Anyway, my youngest boy was trying to play fight with this young African American gentleman, and he was fucking whooping his ass. 1.00
00:35:31.000 And that would make my son angrier and angrier. 1.00
00:35:33.000 And my wife was like, all right, I think we can, let's slow it down a bit, that's getting a bit intense.
00:35:39.000 I go, honey, this is what boys do.
00:35:42.000 Someone's learning a lesson here.
00:35:45.000 And so I was watching them fight, and it was funny because they were trying to throw each other, and you're looking at two people who weigh 50 pounds.
00:35:51.000 Yeah.
00:35:53.000 And my boy was getting madder and madder and madder the more he lost, and it was several little mini fights, right?
00:36:00.000 They sort of invented this game where you whip the ball at the guy's head, and then you throw him on the ground.
00:36:06.000 This is in a trampoline though.
00:36:08.000 So they're throwing each other around in the cage match. 1.00
00:36:10.000 My wife's getting super nervous and I'm like They're on a trampoline in this like with with a bouncy mesh thing. 0.68
00:36:16.000 They're not pounding each other Let it go And then he said something hilarious in the car I go I go that was good Adrenaline control.
00:36:27.000 That's the key people get mad when they lose I was I was
00:36:31.000 You know, I didn't want it to hurt their friendship.
00:36:34.000 Like, look, you guys are fighting.
00:36:36.000 That's fine.
00:36:37.000 You're play fighting.
00:36:37.000 Not a big deal.
00:36:38.000 You guys should be friends tomorrow.
00:36:40.000 And then he goes, the black kid as I was driving home, he goes, he had a bad attitude. 0.94
00:36:46.000 And so I beat him up. 0.99
00:36:48.000 And then he goes, anyone with a bad attitude, bring them to me and I'll beat them up. 0.72
00:36:52.000 That's what he said?
00:36:53.000 Yeah.
00:36:53.000 That's funny.
00:36:54.000 I go, what about her?
00:36:56.000 And there's some woman, like old lady, walking, he's like, yep. 0.50
00:36:59.000 Anyone with a bad attitude bring me... His dad's a cop.
00:37:01.000 I wonder if that's like genetic or if he's learning from his dad.
00:37:05.000 But anyway, I'm fine with it.
00:37:07.000 By all means, we need more young kids fighting. 0.97
00:37:10.000 It's perfectly healthy.
00:37:10.000 Why?
00:37:11.000 I mean, monitor it.
00:37:12.000 Make sure there's no like, face ripping.
00:37:17.000 But it wasn't.
00:37:17.000 They were actually very civil with each other.
00:37:20.000 And my boy had a little suck attack at the end.
00:37:22.000 That's also a big part of learning. 0.66
00:37:27.000 Let's watch a tiny bit more.
00:37:38.000 You're an assistant professor.
00:37:40.000 You work at this school.
00:37:42.000 God knows how you got a visa.
00:37:45.000 I hope one of your parents is American because if we're giving visas to foreigners to teach our kids and they don't even know that there's not a difference 0.98
00:37:54.000 Between free speech and hate speech.
00:37:57.000 Sorry.
00:37:58.000 Free speech is not to argue the Beatles versus the Stones.
00:38:02.000 Free speech, much to my chagrin, includes NAMBLA. 1.00
00:38:08.000 Free speech includes arguing with people who want to fuck kids. 0.99
00:38:12.000 Free speech includes race and IQ. 1.00
00:38:14.000 Free speech includes the Holocaust. 0.98
00:38:16.000 Free speech, Holocaust denial. 0.62
00:38:18.000 Free speech includes all of the most horrible things you can imagine.
00:38:23.000 It's the free market of ideas.
00:38:25.000 I'm sorry.
00:38:26.000 Free speech includes are Scottish people cheap? 0.82
00:38:29.000 The answer is yes.
00:38:31.000 But they should have a Scottish person there debating that and proving the opposite.
00:38:36.000 Obviously or you wouldn't need to fight for it.
00:38:40.000 No one on earth has a problem with the discussion of the Rolling Stones versus the Beatles.
00:38:47.000 So there's no need to discuss that.
00:38:50.000 But when things get uncomfortable, like should we defund the police?
00:38:55.000 You'll notice, by the way, the hate speech is fine when it's anti-cop, anti-white, anti-western, anti-American.
00:39:04.000 No one has a problem on campus with burning the flag.
00:39:06.000 Anti-Israel, that's great. 1.00
00:39:08.000 Let's harass an Israeli, that's fine. 1.00
00:39:11.000 If you want to do an Israeli talk at that school, I mean, you better have security. 1.00
00:39:16.000 But that's okay.
00:39:17.000 You can attack Michael Knowles, that's okay.
00:39:20.000 Isn't it ironic she's talking about when free speech is not allowed and she is policing Michael Knowles' free speech? 1.00
00:39:29.000 You come across as a bitch. 1.00
00:39:33.000 That's kind of what the guy did, just put above his head something. 1.00
00:39:36.000 That's what that dude should have said with the tie there. 1.00
00:39:38.000 You... come across as a bitch. 1.00
00:39:40.000 Why does Fleckus wear that reflective gear? 1.00
00:39:43.000 I don't know, it's funny.
00:39:44.000 Or the spoon on the phone, I never got that.
00:39:46.000 The spoon's gone, unfortunately.
00:39:48.000 He's got the little spoon there. 1.00
00:39:49.000 No he doesn't, you retard. 1.00
00:39:50.000 It's on the back of the phone. 0.99
00:39:52.000 He always carries a mini spoon on the back of his phone.
00:39:54.000 Okay, that doesn't count.
00:39:55.000 Oh, okay.
00:39:59.000 But there is a difference between free speech and hate speech I'm sure you're aware I'm sure you're aware Do you think there's a legal difference?
00:40:09.000 I'm not answering your questions.
00:40:10.000 Now you're harassing me.
00:40:11.000 We're not harassing you.
00:40:12.000 Well, you approached me.
00:40:13.000 I was just standing here having an interview with this nice young man.
00:40:16.000 I'm standing here asking you a question.
00:40:18.000 What was the question you asked me?
00:40:19.000 I asked you, what are you talking about?
00:40:20.000 You seem very unable to talk about it, which is a little bit strange.
00:40:23.000 It's not true.
00:40:24.000 Well, I have an event.
00:40:25.000 I know you're going to stop by.
00:40:26.000 You're welcome to ask the speaker.
00:40:27.000 And I'll see you there.
00:40:29.000 He's trying to get away from her.
00:40:31.000 I also support our protestor in the back.
00:40:34.000 What do you support specifically?
00:40:36.000 Do you think that anti-immigrant rhetoric is violent?
00:40:40.000 By the way, that woman that you're looking at, she seems like a pretty girl. 0.99
00:40:44.000 I'm looking at Satan. 0.98
00:40:47.000 I cannot imagine someone I abhor more than her. 0.99
00:40:53.000 I want to run from her. 1.00
00:40:57.000 Like the worst racist in the world seeing a black guy. 1.00
00:41:01.000 No, that's different because he hates him. 0.99
00:41:03.000 I don't hate her.
00:41:04.000 I do hate her, obviously, but I, I just, I want to get away.
00:41:08.000 Like if I saw her in public, I would run.
00:41:12.000 She's capable of anything.
00:41:14.000 Run.
00:41:15.000 It's not even fear.
00:41:16.000 It's just like, yuck.
00:41:18.000 Like, you know, when someone hates pickles or something, you know, when they have Maury Povich and they're scared of balloons or something like that.
00:41:25.000 And then they bring out balloons.
00:41:28.000 Or pickles or some weird thing like snails.
00:41:32.000 She's a snail for me.
00:41:34.000 She's a rib cage that's in Chinese food. 1.00
00:41:36.000 Yeah.
00:41:37.000 If Maury Povich brought her out and I was on, I would start crying and running away and trying to... the cameras would follow me down the hallway.
00:41:45.000 Like, what's wrong?
00:41:46.000 And I go, get away!
00:41:46.000 What's wrong?
00:41:49.000 Stop! 1.00
00:41:52.000 I was, you know, with your co-host of Compound Uncensored, I was just watching Opie and Anthony, where they go through all the Maury things. 1.00
00:41:59.000 And I just watched that shit. 1.00
00:42:00.000 And he's an asshole. 1.00
00:42:02.000 He's like, oh, you're afraid of marshmallows? 1.00
00:42:04.000 Bring out the marshmallows!
00:42:06.000 And then he yells at the- No he's not.
00:42:07.000 That's good TV, and she signed up for it.
00:42:08.000 No, it's great TV.
00:42:09.000 She showed up.
00:42:10.000 But he yells, then he yells at the people, he's like, alright, that's enough!
00:42:14.000 No.
00:42:15.000 That's great circus theatrics.
00:42:16.000 It's modern Barnum and Bailey.
00:42:18.000 No, we love it.
00:42:18.000 If you don't like it, don't go to the show.
00:42:20.000 You're an asshole if you go to a marshmallow-phobe's home, or you follow them down the street, or you tell Gary to button his fucking shirt up. 1.00
00:42:29.000 Have you seen Gary walking around these days? 1.00
00:42:32.000 I know what you're talking about.
00:42:32.000 Gary's new thing is no shirt.
00:42:34.000 Correct.
00:42:35.000 He just wears, like this is a dress shirt.
00:42:37.000 This is.
00:42:37.000 Not this.
00:42:38.000 This. 0.99
00:42:39.000 And it's just like, his nipples are out, just walking down the street. 0.97
00:42:42.000 He's got some long... And in New York City, he looks well-dressed. 0.97
00:42:45.000 Yeah, he does well.
00:42:47.000 Besides the shredded pants. 1.00
00:42:49.000 His fucking string cheese pants. 1.00
00:43:04.000 Hold on, so she goes I'm here I spoke to this activist and the activist said free speech is violent and she goes no it's not. 1.00
00:43:12.000 Go back a little bit because I've been chatting too much.
00:43:14.000 You know somebody emailed and said please play the video.
00:43:19.000 Really?
00:43:19.000 Yes!
00:43:25.000 What do you support specifically?
00:43:26.000 Do you think that anti-immigrant rhetoric is violent free speech?
00:43:31.000 You think that speech is violence?
00:43:35.000 That's what that sign says.
00:43:40.000 So I am oppressing people by what I'm doing.
00:43:42.000 I am exerting violence on people by my speech.
00:43:45.000 That's what the sign says, and that's what you just said.
00:43:48.000 And the protester is saying that's exactly what I'm doing, and she's saying that's exactly what her sign means.
00:43:52.000 So that means that you, a faculty member at an American public university, paid for by taxpayer dollars, are conflating speech with violence.
00:44:02.000 Yes.
00:44:04.000 Speech can be violent.
00:44:05.000 What you are saying contributes to systemic racism in this country.
00:44:08.000 It means that my students of color are pulled over and accused of stealing a car when they did not.
00:44:13.000 I'm not pulling anybody over for stealing any course.
00:44:16.000 I see many people of many different races in this room.
00:44:19.000 They all seem to be doing just fine.
00:44:21.000 I don't think any of them have felt violence because they listened to a lecture.
00:44:26.000 Hold on, hold on.
00:44:27.000 I have to, I'll try not to interrupt it, but so Michael Noah's speech is so racist that it contributes to systemic racism.
00:44:36.000 Cops somehow hear of this 0.98
00:44:40.000 I don't know how, and then they are more likely to pull someone over, and it's just a given, by the way, that cops are pulling people over, blacks over, and killing them. 0.99
00:44:54.000 The logic is shocking. 0.74
00:44:56.000 The systemic racism thing is this big bowl of soup where if you throw like one lentil into it, you're part of the systemic stew that gets George Floyd killed.
00:45:09.000 Michael Knowles is exactly on par with Barack Obama in 2004, the Clintons in 2004.
00:45:17.000 He is, and I'm not disparaging him here, a normal liberal from 15 years ago. 1.00
00:45:24.000 But today, to be a 2004 Barack Obama is to be a fucking racist murderer. 1.00
00:45:34.000 Go ahead. 1.00
00:45:35.000 On basic facts about our immigration system.
00:45:42.000 The question was, have I asked people in this room if they've felt as though some violence has been committed on them.
00:45:48.000 No, I haven't asked because no violence has been committed on you.
00:45:51.000 Because violence is not a subjective feeling.
00:45:54.000 Violence is an objective fact.
00:45:59.000 Can you believe the world we're living in?
00:46:02.000 That is controversial.
00:46:05.000 What did I just witness?
00:46:07.000 Anyway, I want to show you Jordan Peterson discussing his life and how he's not a racist or a bigot and people come up to him and say, hey, you helped improve my life. 1.00
00:46:19.000 But if you read the media, he's a fucking Nazi. 0.94
00:46:22.000 And then I'm going to show you Jen Psaki saying, I support the banning of the freedom of the press. 0.99
00:46:28.000 At a press conference.
00:46:30.000 She's anti-free speech at a press conference. 0.96
00:46:32.000 But that's not for you, freeloaders. 1.00
00:46:34.000 Shit, I tried to shut this down in half an hour. 1.00
00:46:38.000 This is for people behind the paywall. 0.98
00:46:40.000 So, for all you folks, please subscribe to censored.tv.
00:46:43.000 It's ten bucks a month.
00:46:45.000 We keep getting new shows.
00:46:47.000 You could argue we ripped off the people who first subscribed because they subscribed to one show and now we're up to like 20 shows and we keep getting more on a daily basis.
00:46:57.000 Not a daily basis, but a monthly basis.
00:47:00.000 There's new content every day.
00:47:02.000 I think it's a lot of fun. 0.99
00:47:03.000 It's better than fucking TV. 0.99
00:47:05.000 In fact, Conan O'Brien announced today that he's done. 0.99
00:47:08.000 Wow.
00:47:10.000 One, two. 0.99
00:47:11.000 He's like, sorry, there's too many podcasts and shit. 0.88
00:47:16.000 Yeah dude, that's cause you and Colbert and Kimmel, you all have the same opinions about everything. 0.95
00:47:24.000 There's no nuance there, there's no...
00:47:27.000 There's no theories.
00:47:28.000 There's no discussion.
00:47:31.000 It's just woke-ism.
00:47:32.000 And woke-ism is boring.
00:47:34.000 You got woke.
00:47:35.000 You went broke. 1.00
00:47:36.000 Your stupid episode where you went to Haiti to show how awesome it was sucked balls because Haiti sucks as bad as you. 1.00
00:47:46.000 Important. 1.00
00:47:47.000 I did want to talk about something important here at the very top of the show.
00:47:54.000 As some of you have heard, it's been out there for a while now, but we're making it official.
00:47:59.000 We are winding down our TBS show.
00:48:03.000 The plan is to reemerge on HBO Max sometime in the near future with, I think what will be my fourth iteration of a program.
00:48:13.000 Imagine a cooking show with puppets.
00:48:15.000 And you'll have the wrong idea.
00:48:17.000 Anyway, we're gonna be making this switch.
00:48:20.000 Now, some of you are probably wondering, why am I doing this?
00:48:24.000 Why end things here at TBS?
00:48:27.000 And I'll tell you, because a very old Buddhist monk once told me that to pick something up, you must first... Okay, shut up, shut up, shut up. 1.00
00:48:36.000 Anyway, he goes off and he says it's too many podcasts. 1.00
00:48:38.000 Bad ending to the show.
00:48:41.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.