Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML S4 Ep129

00:00:09.000 Get you motherfucking man at the time of shit.

00:00:13.000 I'm from New York.

00:00:16.000 Get you get up my woman with Devin McCime.

00:00:52.000 That was gas.

00:00:55.000 What's it called?

00:00:55.000 Gas tag.

00:00:58.000 Problem with that song is he's talking about the price of gas being too high because of Brandon.

00:01:02.000 Let's go, Brandon.

00:01:04.000 And by the time the song gets some legs, the price will be way higher than he says in the song.

00:01:10.000 I think he says 87 way too high.

00:01:13.000 I think it'll be 870 soon.

00:01:15.000 Here in New York City, it's 7?

00:01:18.000 87 is the type of gas.

00:01:19.000 Regular 87?

00:01:21.000 Yeah, I see.

00:01:23.000 I only use premium.

00:01:24.000 Oh?

00:01:25.000 A mechanic told me you save money with premium.

00:01:28.000 Really?

00:01:28.000 Because you get more out of it.

00:01:30.000 Huh.

00:01:31.000 He said it's better for your car.

00:01:34.000 I get the feeling he doesn't use it, though.

00:01:35.000 But he drives whatever garbage cars at his shop.

00:01:39.000 It'll be like a weird Subaru missing a fucking door.

00:01:43.000 He doesn't pump what he preaches?

00:01:45.000 Well, it's sort of like when you see Arnold Schwarzenegger fuck his ugly maid.

00:01:50.000 Like he's someone somewhere is sick of her shit no matter how pretty she is.

00:01:54.000 And he's just not into cars anymore.

00:01:58.000 He appreciates their beauty, but they mean nothing to him.

00:02:02.000 If you want to ruin a man, give him everything he wants.

00:02:05.000 Like I bet Motley Crew, towards the end of their career, they're like, got any fat chicks?

00:02:11.000 Yeah.

00:02:11.000 Got any dudes?

00:02:13.000 You got Tiffany Hadish in that Nicholas Cage movie, a bald, fat black woman who reeks?

00:02:18.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:02:20.000 Right?

00:02:22.000 It never happened to me, but I could understand being sick of babes.

00:02:26.000 Not saying I should have done it, but I understand.

00:02:31.000 I could also see getting sick of just wanton sex every fucking night.

00:02:38.000 Like Billy Idol and Steve Stevens, when they were recording Whiplash Smile, I think it's called, they were just walking around the studio with no pants on for days, smoking crack and fucking chicks.

00:02:49.000 I get that if you're on crack or meth, I get that you want to have a three-day fuck fest.

00:02:53.000 That's different.

00:02:53.000 That's drugs making you horny and all that.

00:02:56.000 But like, just normally, call me old-fashioned.

00:02:59.000 I want to snug.

00:03:01.000 Like if you're Phil Collins or Robert Plant, you're just sick of the cooch.

00:03:07.000 Like, I want to talk to her.

00:03:10.000 But you also don't want a fat or an ugly girl because your friends make fun of you.

00:03:16.000 That's true.

00:03:18.000 And that sucks.

00:03:19.000 That's like being Ryan Ketsu Rivera, constantly being mocked and ridiculed.

00:03:22.000 Untrue.

00:03:27.000 We've got a fun show for you today.

00:03:28.000 Jam-packed.

00:03:29.000 Jam-packed.

00:03:32.000 I found, I got a scoop.

00:03:34.000 I found out that Drag Queen Story Hour chick did a really raunchy video.

00:03:41.000 Oh, did I just give away the fucking end of the show?

00:03:44.000 Okay, I got to get this off my chest at the beginning.

00:03:46.000 I'm sorry.

00:03:47.000 So this is way down, Ryan.

00:03:50.000 Where is it even?

00:03:51.000 Is it even in the fucking news?

00:03:52.000 Is this right here?

00:03:53.000 The Channel 7 news.

00:03:54.000 Drag Queen speaks out at the far-right extremist Storm Children's Event in Bay Area.

00:03:59.000 Okay, so you could show that, sure.

00:04:00.000 So this sounds pretty bad.

00:04:02.000 This drag queen, what's the matter with the drag queen?

00:04:05.000 Yeah.

00:04:07.000 And by the way, speaking seriously for a second here, if there's a drag queen event that's 21 plus, don't fucking go near it, dumbass.

00:04:16.000 Drag queens have been around since cave days.

00:04:19.000 You're not getting rid of drag queens.

00:04:20.000 They're boring and gay and lame, and I think it's insulting to women the same way blackface is insulting to men.

00:04:27.000 But it's a silly, sexual, gay tradition that the gays have.

00:04:30.000 And you'd be a fool to object to that.

00:04:33.000 What a dumb thing.

00:04:34.000 You might as well get mad at like twerking.

00:04:36.000 But very few people are mad at that.

00:04:39.000 They're mad at the kids.

00:04:40.000 So focus on the kids if you're protesting.

00:04:42.000 And then obviously don't say faggot.

00:04:45.000 You say faggot, you give the left what they're looking for.

00:04:49.000 The whole point of this, these Drag Queen story hours, is to poke the bear.

00:04:53.000 So they want you to lose your shit and say faggot.

00:04:55.000 And they go, see, you're a homophobe.

00:04:57.000 This is why Pete Buttigieg exists.

00:05:00.000 They wanted Trump to call him a fag.

00:05:02.000 And Trump saw that, and he slipped and got them with a left hook, which was Alfred E. Newman.

00:05:09.000 He looks like Alfred E. Newman.

00:05:11.000 He didn't go near anything gay, which was smart.

00:05:14.000 But anyway, look at this poor guy that they're bugging for no reason.

00:05:18.000 Renzo Library.

00:05:19.000 Bay Area Drag Queen, Panda Dulce, was co-hosting a kid's reading event in celebration of Pride Month when suddenly the unthinkable happened.

00:05:34.000 A group of men believed to be affiliated with the far right boys groups.

00:05:38.000 How dare they jeer?

00:05:39.000 That's unthinkable.

00:05:45.000 They said, who brought the tranny?

00:05:49.000 It's a groomer.

00:05:50.000 It's a pedophile.

00:05:52.000 Why do you bring your kids to this event?

00:05:54.000 Dulce was then escorted by security away from the men, and law enforcement was called.

00:05:58.000 The Alameda County Sheriff's Office says it's unthinkable, right?

00:06:02.000 They called him a tranny.

00:06:03.000 They called him a groomer.

00:06:05.000 Well, how about the time when you said all the kids looking up to me can suck my dick?

00:06:12.000 You see, this is the problem.

00:06:14.000 I don't care about adult stuff.

00:06:16.000 It's when you bring the adult stuff to the kids, and drag queens are adult.

00:06:20.000 So check the email, Ryan.

00:06:21.000 This is 4-3 that says more info on drag queen proud boy story.

00:06:26.000 It'll be in the mailbag.

00:06:28.000 I just put it on getter too, if that's faster.

00:06:30.000 Yeah, show the getter link because now people have a link.

00:06:33.000 So go to my getter, it's within my last few posts.

00:06:38.000 And there's that guy.

00:06:41.000 Keep going.

00:06:42.000 I want to get these guys news.

00:06:43.000 There we go.

00:06:44.000 So click on that video.

00:06:46.000 No, the video.

00:06:49.000 Turn it up.

00:06:50.000 What's it?

00:06:51.000 Full screen.

00:06:52.000 Oh, Natalie.

00:06:53.000 What's a day in the life of Natalie Portman Light?

00:06:56.000 Do you really want to know?

00:06:57.000 Please, tell us.

00:06:59.000 I don't sleep, motherfucker off that yak and that turban.

00:07:02.000 Doing 120, getting hit walks worth.

00:07:05.000 Damn, Natalie, you a crazy chick.

00:07:08.000 You shut the f up and suck my.

00:07:10.000 I fucking do mouths like gushes, motherfucker.

00:07:13.000 Pull up on MBC and speck the snap chick.

00:07:16.000 Shut the fuck.

00:07:22.000 Don't take me when I'm crazy off that airplane.

00:07:24.000 Put my foot down your throat till you're in my shoes.

00:07:27.000 Leave you screaming.

00:07:29.000 Pay for my drive cleaning.

00:07:31.000 Man, it's my name that is screaming.

00:07:33.000 I'm sorry, Natalie.

00:07:34.000 Are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?

00:07:39.000 I never said I was a role model.

00:07:41.000 But what about the kids that look up?

00:07:42.000 Okay, what about the kids?

00:07:52.000 It's unthinkable that you would jeer at someone who told kids they can suck your dick while in drag at a drag queen story hour.

00:08:02.000 Look at that.

00:08:02.000 Butts in assholes.

00:08:03.000 Did you see that?

00:08:04.000 Centipede.

00:08:08.000 Wow.

00:08:09.000 That lady.

00:08:10.000 I'm surprised.

00:08:11.000 All this from a Harvard graduate.

00:08:13.000 Works to drag queen culture.

00:08:16.000 Wait, keep going.

00:08:16.000 What are you doing?

00:08:33.000 This shows him shitting on someone's face.

00:08:36.000 Now we're over to Cardi B who I don't want reading to kids.

00:08:47.000 Now she's dressed like Natalie Portman.

00:08:58.000 A lot of sexual references here.

00:09:00.000 She'd like this drag queen would like a lot of gays to run a train on it.

00:09:05.000 That's gonna destroy your ass.

00:09:09.000 By the way, that reminds me of an interesting email I got from a doctor friend.

00:09:16.000 Okay, we got the idea now, right?

00:09:20.000 One interesting thing I realized, this is a doctor texting me, guys can jerk off their entire lives until their dick turns to a nub, and they're not, as far as I know, increasing their odds of penile cancer.

00:09:31.000 It's not easy to get tears and cuts on the head, but when the anus is exposed to repetitive force and pressure over time, unresolved lesions and tears and fissures, that's how anal cancer forms.

00:09:44.000 God is basically saying that's a no-no.

00:09:46.000 Even smegma is God's way of saying, wash your penis, young man.

00:09:49.000 That's gross.

00:09:50.000 Penis and vagina, they can fuck like jackrabbits and there's no cancerous message from God unless the woman's a complete whore.

00:10:00.000 Like I said that to a gay dude that got AIDS at a circuit party in Montreal.

00:10:04.000 I'm like, if bugs, he fucked for three days on that.

00:10:07.000 If bugs fucked for three days, their little bizarre Barbie penises would be, barbed penises would be toast.

00:10:17.000 So the left's narrative is that you have a problem with gays and you don't want them to have a life.

00:10:26.000 You don't want them to exist.

00:10:28.000 Really?

00:10:28.000 We had Paul Lynn on TV every night.

00:10:30.000 We had Liberace tinkling away at the piano.

00:10:33.000 We had Judas Priest singing to us.

00:10:35.000 We had YMCA, the village people talking about fucking young men.

00:10:42.000 And we danced and laughed and thought it was fine.

00:10:46.000 It's when you brought it to kids.

00:10:49.000 So I'm sort of saying two things here.

00:10:51.000 Drag queens deserve mockery, but that's what they're going for.

00:10:57.000 Secondly, and I don't object to that.

00:11:00.000 Secondly, I don't like when you're bringing to kids, but let's just take a moment to look at how incredibly lame drag queen culture is.

00:11:08.000 I guess let's start the LB.

00:11:09.000 I'm just jumping into the beginning of the show without warning anyone.

00:11:12.000 LGBTQ, hit me.

00:11:14.000 Okay.

00:11:15.000 Gays coming up.

00:11:19.000 Here we go.

00:11:20.000 It's happening.

00:11:21.000 It's going to be gay, guys, so not safe for life.

00:11:24.000 NSFL.

00:11:26.000 Why are you gay?

00:11:27.000 I felt ugly.

00:11:28.000 I felt gay.

00:11:29.000 And then we fell in love.

00:11:30.000 And then they eat their poop.

00:11:32.000 And we have a very good relationship.

00:11:34.000 I don't like the fucking.

00:11:36.000 You don't want to see a close-up picture of my haters because you hate damage.

00:11:39.000 You ugly.

00:11:40.000 Homophobe alert.

00:11:43.000 So this is gay.

00:11:47.000 This is drag queen gay culture.

00:11:48.000 Let's have a look at 2-3.

00:11:50.000 It's so lazy.

00:11:51.000 Like, other cultures take work.

00:11:53.000 Rap is hard.

00:11:55.000 It's hard to make beats.

00:11:56.000 It's hard to make them original.

00:11:58.000 And it's hard to write a poem that's three minutes long of fast talking, like that opening song.

00:12:04.000 And then to memorize it and make sure you have the lyrics memorized when you go to a show.

00:12:08.000 That's difficult.

00:12:09.000 Drag?

00:12:10.000 Just dressing up like all women do every morning and then lip-syncing a song?

00:12:16.000 I mean, it's pathetic.

00:12:18.000 Blackface is even harder.

00:12:20.000 So here they are.

00:12:21.000 Here's two guys.

00:12:22.000 This is nothing to do with kids, by the way.

00:12:24.000 Here's two drag queens just being themselves, totally relaxed, able to be who they are.

00:12:30.000 And I'm not saying they're evil.

00:12:31.000 I'm saying they're gay.

00:12:33.000 Oh my gosh.

00:12:33.000 So I think it's going to be like highlighted in this finale.

00:12:37.000 Uh-huh.

00:12:37.000 But I've been doing Vegas for like the past two years.

00:12:40.000 Love?

00:12:41.000 Love.

00:12:41.000 Yeah.

00:12:42.000 I'm obsessed with Derrick Berry.

00:12:44.000 Okay, you said that because of your obsession to Derrick Berry, I dove deeper into Derrick Berry and I'm on the obsessed train.

00:12:50.000 She is like, she has taught me so much, like forgiveness.

00:12:55.000 She's taught me that I could be wrong.

00:12:57.000 What have you been up to?

00:12:58.000 What's going on?

00:12:59.000 Why are they appropriating 1980s Valley Girls.

00:13:02.000 I don't know who they're supposed to be.

00:13:04.000 So, this is who they were talking about: Derek Berry.

00:13:07.000 2-4.

00:13:11.000 We love Derek Berry.

00:13:12.000 I guess I'm showing this to say they're not evil.

00:13:16.000 They're like slutty chicks.

00:13:18.000 Like, I like that there's sluts who walk around, like, Motley Crew groupies.

00:13:23.000 That's a good analogy.

00:13:24.000 They're like Motley Crew groupies.

00:13:25.000 They're dumb sluts.

00:13:27.000 And sure, the world needs dumb sluts.

00:13:29.000 Les Fit de Roi, King Louis XIV, he dumped all the dirty sluts out of France and sent them to Quebec, which is why the girls in Montreal are so hot and slutty.

00:13:38.000 They're genetically hot and slutty.

00:13:40.000 Fine, exist.

00:13:44.000 I don't hate you.

00:13:45.000 I don't want to abolish you.

00:13:47.000 I just don't want you near kids.

00:13:49.000 People don't know what Stonewall is.

00:13:51.000 You know what I mean?

00:13:51.000 That's Derek David.

00:13:53.000 Won't you tell everybody what that is?

00:13:54.000 That was fighting for gay rights, and people were killed.

00:13:57.000 They were killed at Stonewall.

00:13:58.000 Nobody was killed.

00:13:59.000 Nobody was killed at Stonewall.

00:14:01.000 Like when people don't know what Stonewall is.

00:14:03.000 You know what I mean?

00:14:04.000 Or here's another one.

00:14:05.000 Here's a woman named Sharon Needles.

00:14:09.000 You see, they've always got a perverted name that's fun for adults and not fun for kids.

00:14:14.000 This is a woman who wants to be Amanda Lapore.

00:14:16.000 Now, Amanda Lapore, I've known her.

00:14:18.000 I don't know her.

00:14:18.000 I've met her a couple times.

00:14:20.000 And she was into this like cutting your dick off a long ass time ago.

00:14:26.000 That's her.

00:14:27.000 Him, whatever.

00:14:30.000 But I think I'm fantastic.

00:14:33.000 I show it all.

00:14:34.000 I'm always on.

00:14:37.000 That's Sharon Needles.

00:15:04.000 My stun's on the cover of a magazine?

00:15:08.000 My stun's on the cover of a magazine.

00:15:10.000 Yeah, but we didn't tell you which magazine.

00:15:13.000 You might want to sit down.

00:15:14.000 Magboy.

00:15:16.000 No, this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.

00:15:20.000 So then you go, so it starts out, they're just silly, right?

00:15:24.000 And then you go, wait a minute, Amanda Lapore maimed herself.

00:15:28.000 That's a kind of fucked up.

00:15:33.000 And then I got this cool thread of this guy who cut his dick off.

00:15:38.000 And then you go, wait a minute.

00:15:40.000 I'm a little bit concerned about this.

00:15:43.000 Yeah, 3-5.

00:15:47.000 And you go, well, now if we have post-op sex change people like Amanda Lapore, who I don't care about, she goes out to clubs every night and gets fucked in the bathroom up the ass.

00:15:59.000 Enjoy, homo.

00:16:01.000 But that's now, that's worse than the previous guy, Becky whatever.

00:16:07.000 Derek Becky.

00:16:08.000 Derek Berry.

00:16:10.000 So we're getting on a slippery slope now.

00:16:12.000 And now we have this guy, Jayden.

00:16:14.000 He's 22-year-old.

00:16:16.000 D-transmal, which means he cut his dick off.

00:16:19.000 Oh, no, no, that's a different person.

00:16:20.000 Shit.

00:16:29.000 Okay, so we'll find the one I'm looking for, but let's read that now.

00:16:33.000 Don't reverse.

00:16:34.000 What's 3-2?

00:16:36.000 Check it out.

00:16:43.000 Yes, that's it.

00:16:45.000 I want to tell everyone what they took from us, what irreversible really means, what reality looks like for us.

00:16:49.000 No one told me any of what I'm going to tell you now.

00:16:51.000 Now, this is very rare on the show.

00:16:53.000 We have an NSFW, but it's just words.

00:16:57.000 Okay.

00:16:58.000 So try this on for size.

00:16:59.000 This is a guy who cut his dick off.

00:17:01.000 Okay?

00:17:03.000 Gotcha.

00:17:04.000 Go.

00:17:05.000 I have no sensation in my crotch region at all.

00:17:09.000 You could stab me with a knife.

00:17:10.000 I wouldn't know.

00:17:10.000 The entire area is numb, like it's shell-shocked and unable to comprehend what happened, even four years on.

00:17:15.000 Yeah, I understand that.

00:17:16.000 I understand God doing that.

00:17:18.000 Like, say you had some horrific, a woolly mammoth stepped on your cave hand and you had this horrific infection.

00:17:26.000 I could see the brutal pain of cutting your hand off, being unable to bear.

00:17:30.000 So I can see there being a design in nature where your nerves just sort of give up just so you can live and sleep at night.

00:17:39.000 So shell-shocked is a good analogy because that's exactly what happened.

00:17:43.000 Her crotch, his crotch, is in a state of shock.

00:17:45.000 No one told me that the base area of your penis is left.

00:17:48.000 It can't be removed.

00:17:49.000 Meaning you're left with a literal stump inside that twitches.

00:17:53.000 So they turn the base of your cock inside out.

00:17:56.000 When you take testosterone and your libido returns, you wake up with morning wood without the tree.

00:18:01.000 So his little donut down there gets hard.

00:18:06.000 And that's something that will never come back.

00:18:07.000 I'm one of the reasons why I got surgery.

00:18:09.000 My sex drive died about six months on hormone replacement therapy.

00:18:12.000 At the time, I was glad to be rid of it.

00:18:15.000 But now 10 years later, I'm realizing what I'm missing, missing out on it, and that I won't get back.

00:18:20.000 Because even if I had a sex drive, my neovagina, donut hole, is so narrow and small, I won't even be able to have sex if I wanted to.

00:18:27.000 And when I do use a small dilator, I have random pockets of sensation that only seem to pick up pain rather than pleasure.

00:18:33.000 Any pleasure I do get comes from the prostate that was moved forward and wrapped in glands from the penis, meaning anal sex isn't possible and can risk further damage.

00:18:45.000 What'd you think was going to happen?

00:18:47.000 Then there's the dreams.

00:18:48.000 I dream often that I have both sets of genitals.

00:18:50.000 In the dream, I'm distressed.

00:18:51.000 I have both.

00:18:52.000 Why?

00:18:52.000 Both, I think.

00:18:53.000 I tell myself to wake up because I know it's just a dream and I awaken into a living nightmare.

00:18:57.000 You think you got problems?

00:18:59.000 In these moments of amnesia, as I would wake, I would reach down to my crotch area expecting something that was there for three decades.

00:19:05.000 It's not.

00:19:05.000 My heart skips a beat every single damn time.

00:19:08.000 Then there's the act of going to the toilet.

00:19:09.000 It takes me about 10 minutes to empty my bladder.

00:19:11.000 It's extremely slow, painful, and because it dribbles, no matter how much I relax, it will then just go all over that entire area, leaving me soaking.

00:19:17.000 I saw a video, I didn't put it in the notes, of some post-op penis pissing.

00:19:22.000 Peter Piper posted it.

00:19:25.000 And it was coming out of three holes.

00:19:28.000 It was dribbling out the front Hole, and then it was coming out of two other holes.

00:19:34.000 I don't want this kind of behavior near children or anyone.

00:19:38.000 So, after cleaning myself up, I'll find out moments later that my underwear is wet.

00:19:41.000 No matter how much I wiped, it slowly drips out for the best part of an hour.

00:19:45.000 I never knew at 35, I ran the risk of smelling like piss.

00:19:49.000 Now I get to the point where I'm detransitioned and the realization that this is permanent is catching up with me.

00:19:54.000 No wonder they commit suicide at such a high rate.

00:19:58.000 During transition, I was obsessive and deeply unwell.

00:20:00.000 I can't believe they're allowed to do this to me.

00:20:03.000 I wasn't even asked if I wanted to freeze sperm or want kids.

00:20:06.000 Dude, you got to take some culpability for this.

00:20:09.000 You had to have known chopping your dick off was going to have ramifications.

00:20:13.000 Keep going.

00:20:17.000 Fuck, I want to let this happen.

00:20:18.000 This reminds me, too, of something I was going to start the show with.

00:20:21.000 We all know this is insane, right?

00:20:23.000 1-4.

00:20:25.000 This woman got cheated on by her boyfriend.

00:20:28.000 She's British.

00:20:28.000 And she went, oh, no, I'm not having that.

00:20:31.000 I wrote his name.

00:20:32.000 I wrote Derek on my arm.

00:20:34.000 Fuck it.

00:20:36.000 Cuts it off with a knife.

00:20:38.000 Oh, she also cut her pinky off.

00:20:40.000 For fun.

00:20:42.000 And now I call it Wiggles.

00:20:45.000 So that's a separate topic, her little tiny pinky that she probably puts up men's butts.

00:20:50.000 It's called Wiggles.

00:20:52.000 And she keeps the rest of her pinky in a little vial that's at her tattoo shop where she practices body modification.

00:21:01.000 Happy fifth birthday, Wiggles.

00:21:04.000 So that's not the story.

00:21:05.000 This is the story.

00:21:07.000 Now you go, all right, you're deeply, deeply mentally ill.

00:21:11.000 And I can't believe that polite society encourages this.

00:21:14.000 This is how they make a dick.

00:21:16.000 They cut off a giant piece of your arm.

00:21:18.000 So our brains can handle this and go, that's fucked in the head.

00:21:23.000 But the sex change shit I'm showing you is way worse.

00:21:27.000 You recycle it and put it on your groin than good.

00:21:33.000 Just skin off bad.

00:21:35.000 Okay, so we've established that drag queens are not dangerous in and of themselves.

00:21:42.000 We are now leaking into, but post-op trannies are practicing a sick and depraved and incredibly dangerous practice.

00:21:52.000 Now, let's drift into, I don't want those things in your life.

00:21:59.000 2-6.

00:22:00.000 So here's a fun parade with plenty of kids.

00:22:04.000 Young children watch as men in sex, fetish gear, and animal costumes whip one another during the Pride March.

00:22:10.000 Now that's a weird kink, violence and pain involved in sex.

00:22:15.000 Pretty advanced in the old sex book.

00:22:18.000 Not my cup of tea, but why are fucking kids there?

00:22:21.000 And look at the mom photographing the kid.

00:22:25.000 So she can post it on Facebook and show how tolerant she is.

00:22:30.000 We got more parades, 2-7.

00:22:34.000 A drag queen standing on an eggplant emoji with dancers and bulging genitals say we have genitals and lube to little children in the crowd.

00:22:42.000 Doesn't that sound great?

00:22:49.000 Although kids who look up to me can suck my dick, apparently.

00:22:59.000 Or let's go to 2.8 for more parades.

00:23:02.000 You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.

00:23:05.000 By the way, Chaya over at Libs of TikTok has had to move because she had a death threat with a pipe bomb.

00:23:13.000 And the takeaway from the left is, Libs of TikTok is going to get people killed.

00:23:16.000 And that's also what they tried to do with that Panda story at the beginning.

00:23:19.000 Proud Boys were there to kill him.

00:23:22.000 No.

00:23:23.000 They were there to prevent the raging homosexual decadence leaking into the world of kids.

00:23:32.000 We don't care what you do in the privacy of your own bedroom.

00:23:35.000 This parade is pretty gross.

00:23:37.000 There's little kids there.

00:23:40.000 But we don't want kids at that parade.

00:23:43.000 Here's one in upstate New York.

00:23:45.000 You ever be to Batavia?

00:23:48.000 Beat a Batavia?

00:23:49.000 Yeah.

00:23:50.000 Batavia, New York.

00:23:51.000 290.

00:23:52.000 No, I've never been.

00:23:54.000 Well, here's what it's like.

00:23:55.000 I'm sure it's lovely.

00:23:58.000 Oh, verify it's me.

00:24:00.000 Okay.

00:24:03.000 I'm verified.

00:24:05.000 By the way, Lynn's TikTok got recognized by Elon Musk.

00:24:09.000 That could help.

00:24:14.000 This is Batavia for you.

00:24:18.000 Got a strip show for kids going on here.

00:24:23.000 All those poor little kids.

00:24:25.000 She's disgusting.

00:24:30.000 That's a real woman.

00:24:33.000 That's a firearm, please.

00:24:35.000 Isn't it?

00:24:36.000 Yeah, I think so.

00:24:38.000 I think so.

00:24:38.000 So now it's not even about pride.

00:24:40.000 It's just like porn.

00:24:41.000 Imagine not being self-conscious and being like, well, let me just not put my ass in their direction.

00:24:46.000 That's insane.

00:24:47.000 Like, I want to come out and dance in a bikini.

00:24:51.000 Okay, why?

00:24:52.000 I don't know.

00:24:53.000 I feel sexy.

00:24:54.000 I want to show off.

00:24:55.000 And I'm not your standard beauty.

00:24:57.000 All right, I guess we'll do it at the bar at like 1 a.m. or something.

00:24:59.000 No, no, no, with the kids in the day outside.

00:25:03.000 And then what person doesn't go, no.

00:25:06.000 Like, are we aware that the word no exists?

00:25:10.000 I could be the gayest man alive.

00:25:11.000 I was just talking to a gay conservative this morning, and he's disgusted with all this, and he goes, it's giving me a bad name.

00:25:18.000 True.

00:25:19.000 He goes, I have six kids.

00:25:22.000 Don't start making gay and kid bad, or I'm fucked.

00:25:28.000 But they're taking the very worst of gay lifestyle.

00:25:31.000 Like, if it was punks, this would be junkie story hour, where Sid Vicious or someone with a syringe in their arm is holding a book going, yeah, I don't fucking know.

00:25:43.000 Well, that's a good idea, junkie story hour.

00:25:45.000 Right.

00:25:46.000 Why not?

00:25:47.000 He's sleeping.

00:25:49.000 He talks so slow.

00:25:50.000 He's like a fuzzy bear.

00:25:52.000 Ew, he just puked.

00:25:56.000 Okay, so here's, we started out normal gay decadence, and then it got dangerous, and now it's drifting into kids.

00:26:05.000 It's like there's a leak.

00:26:07.000 It's like there's a leak at the brewery, and it's leaking into the kindergarten.

00:26:12.000 we don't mind that there's a brewery, we drink booze.

00:26:14.000 Well, I don't fuck dry queens, but you know what I mean.

00:26:16.000 We're not saying booze should be abolished, but we're talking about the leak.

00:26:20.000 And look at Christine Aguilera leak.

00:26:23.000 She's dancing out on stage.

00:26:26.000 She was a child performer, just like all of these fucking Miley Cyrus and all, and what's her name?

00:26:34.000 With the thigh-high boots?

00:26:37.000 Britney Spears?

00:26:39.000 No, dumbass.

00:26:40.000 The Thank You Next chick that Pete Best was with.

00:26:45.000 How do you not know this?

00:26:48.000 Tanmom can't say your name.

00:26:51.000 The one that Pete...

00:26:53.000 What's his name?

00:26:54.000 Pete Davidson was with.

00:26:55.000 Oh, Pete did.

00:26:55.000 You said Pete Best.

00:26:56.000 Oh, fucking Ariana Grande.

00:26:59.000 Ariana Grande.

00:27:01.000 Tanmom pronounces it Arianana Gande.

00:27:05.000 But can you pull up 3-0, please?

00:27:08.000 Okay, that's another picture of her looking really bad.

00:27:12.000 Father Time was not nice to her.

00:27:14.000 Oh.

00:27:14.000 But go to 3-1, I meant.

00:27:18.000 Gotcha.

00:27:19.000 We really dove right into the show because I want to show that Panda Dolce thing.

00:27:23.000 I haven't seen her in a while, Christine Arguer.

00:27:24.000 I'm glad she's doing good.

00:27:26.000 She's doing great.

00:27:26.000 What do you see her cock?

00:27:28.000 Oh, I didn't know.

00:27:29.000 It's almost as big as mine.

00:27:32.000 Interesting.

00:27:33.000 Well, that's her, huh?

00:27:35.000 Oh, wow.

00:27:38.000 I think it's got diamonds on it.

00:27:39.000 That doesn't look very comfortable.

00:27:43.000 Why is everything so gay?

00:27:47.000 It's like we're living in Sodom and Gomorrah.

00:27:49.000 Are they saying 66666?

00:27:53.000 Oh, no.

00:28:00.000 What's the text up there say?

00:28:02.000 She just said, I'm horny.

00:28:05.000 Over the weekend, she performed a song XXX with transsexual singer Kim Petrus.

00:28:10.000 Kind of sounds like 666 to me.

00:28:15.000 So...

00:28:16.000 That's fucked.

00:28:19.000 You know, you start creating a mess here.

00:28:22.000 And it's not surprising that people are reacting because society isn't doing anything about this.

00:28:28.000 They're embracing it.

00:28:29.000 That's the real concern here.

00:28:31.000 Now, you end up with things like, Proud Boys, I think we're very civil at that thing in California.

00:28:35.000 We want to talk to them.

00:28:36.000 If any of you guys were there, please contact me.

00:28:39.000 I want to, not on this show, but I want to get you on other shows.

00:28:42.000 But then you have guys like Patriot Front.

00:28:44.000 Now, I don't believe that it's 100% feds.

00:28:47.000 I don't believe it's 100% citizens.

00:28:49.000 It's somewhere in the gray area where some are feds.

00:28:52.000 They're already out on bail, which is suspicious.

00:28:56.000 But they're all getting doxxed, which is weird if they're feds.

00:29:00.000 So I don't know what percentage of these are real white nationalists and what percentage are feds and what percentage were encouraged by the feds to become white nationalists.

00:29:10.000 I don't know.

00:29:11.000 There's some dumb theories around, like, oh, one of the bullhorns still said FBI on it.

00:29:16.000 Do you honestly think the FBI would be stupid enough to leave a bullhorn behind with FBI written on it?

00:29:23.000 It says abolish the FBI, which is a big Patriot Front thing.

00:29:27.000 I'm inclined to think they're pretty real.

00:29:30.000 Let's go with 26% Fed, 74% actual guys.

00:29:36.000 But my point is, what do you think is going to happen when you keep promoting this dangerous behavior and shoving it down kids' throats?

00:29:44.000 Remember the Dallas one where the kid was like looking at his Rubik's Cube and the bartender goes, bartender, goes, are you gay?

00:29:52.000 And he goes, nah.

00:29:53.000 And she goes, ah, he's gay.

00:29:54.000 He's gay.

00:29:58.000 I mean, there's obviously going to be a backlash.

00:30:03.000 Look at this.

00:30:05.000 This woman talking about coming out in front of her kids.

00:30:12.000 This limbs of TikTok.

00:30:13.000 This apparently is going to get people killed.

00:30:18.000 I've been wanting to do this for the past two years.

00:30:21.000 She wears a skin-colored mask.

00:30:24.000 That must look really disturbing.

00:30:25.000 Like she has no mouth.

00:30:27.000 Like she's in a tool music video.

00:30:29.000 Just judgment, mostly from their parents.

00:30:30.000 Pink Freud.

00:30:32.000 But I had these kids in fourth grade, and now I have them in sixth, and I'm sending them to middle school.

00:30:37.000 And I love these kids so much, and I trust them, and they make me feel safe.

00:30:41.000 And I know they love me, and it just felt right, and I did it, and it was so beautiful.

00:30:52.000 They had so many questions, which I'm straight.

00:30:55.000 They wanted to learn and they wanted to learn.

00:30:56.000 I have sex.

00:30:58.000 One of the questions.

00:30:59.000 What about a straight teacher telling the kids that I am normal, I have sex, but sometimes with my spouse, if she's drunk, we have butt sex.

00:31:07.000 Any questions?

00:31:09.000 So I'm a titman.

00:31:11.000 My brother is an ass man.

00:31:14.000 Okay, so why is that?

00:31:15.000 When we drink whiskey, we argue about this, and he calls me a fag for liking butts.

00:31:21.000 And I call him a baby for liking milkers.

00:31:23.000 Don't butts smell bad, though?

00:31:26.000 Yes, that's part of the appeal.

00:31:28.000 It's called a poor man's Viagra.

00:31:30.000 You smell the butt.

00:31:32.000 I know.

00:31:32.000 I felt the same way when I was your age because I was just a kid.

00:31:35.000 Kids shouldn't know about this.

00:31:36.000 Sometimes you'll put a finger in a woman's butt.

00:31:39.000 Any questions?

00:31:40.000 Any question?

00:31:42.000 Do you want to know, 10-year-old, do you have any questions?

00:31:45.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:31:45.000 Yeah, literally, what question could not be sexual and inappropriate?

00:31:49.000 Yeah.

00:31:50.000 Is it legal for you to marry in the state of Virginia?

00:31:53.000 Right.

00:31:54.000 Do you still like to eat food in dwive cause?

00:31:57.000 What food do you guys eat?

00:31:59.000 Go to 3-4?

00:32:01.000 Let's see.

00:32:02.000 There's...

00:32:07.000 Wait, is that a joke?

00:32:09.000 It says postprints.

00:32:12.000 We're tired of heterosexual sex being the main focus of sexual education.

00:32:19.000 Wow, I think that's serious.

00:32:21.000 But go to 3-4.

00:32:23.000 Because I have a question.

00:32:24.000 What food do you eat if you're gay?

00:32:27.000 That's a great question.

00:32:28.000 Right?

00:32:29.000 Is it lots of penis-shaped things?

00:32:31.000 Oh, okay.

00:32:34.000 What are you eating this pride?

00:32:36.000 Well, if you're a top, it seems like you can eat whatever you want.

00:32:42.000 But if you're a bottom, you're expected to starve?

00:32:46.000 Not this pride.

00:32:47.000 Introducing the bottom-friendly menu from Postmates.

00:32:51.000 We teamed up with Dr. Evan Goldstein from Bespoke Surgical.

00:32:54.000 Oh.

00:32:55.000 Bring you a menu of bottom-friendly foods backed by science.

00:32:59.000 Insoluble fiber won't help you feel cute, so avoid things like whole grains, sweet bran, cauliflower, potatoes, legumes.

00:33:07.000 Hold up.

00:33:07.000 Wait a minute.

00:33:08.000 Whoa, stop.

00:33:09.000 Oh, I get it.

00:33:10.000 Is this like what you need to make sure you have lots of diarrhea so your butthole's emptied out and you don't get shit on anyone's dick?

00:33:16.000 Yes.

00:33:17.000 Handy tip.

00:33:19.000 Yeah.

00:33:19.000 Thanks, Postmates.

00:33:20.000 What is postmates?

00:33:22.000 You can order food from them.

00:33:23.000 Oh.

00:33:24.000 Unfortunately, I can't because I'm deleting the app.

00:33:27.000 I saw Louis J. Governor deleting it.

00:33:29.000 This is going to sound weird, but I'm going to a three-day fuck fest at a gay circuit party.

00:33:35.000 I am going to need my butt cleaned out, so I don't know what.

00:33:38.000 Avoid grains.

00:33:39.000 Oh, okay.

00:33:41.000 Okay.

00:33:41.000 How about I just eat rotten food so I have food poisoning and get exposed to diarrhea?

00:33:46.000 Okay, great.

00:33:47.000 So please send over anything you have in the garbage.

00:33:49.000 Okay, thank you.

00:33:50.000 Bye-bye.

00:33:53.000 Into those beans.

00:33:56.000 The problem with these foods is they don't dissolve in water, which could cause a traffic jam in your digestive system, making a mess of your evening.

00:34:04.000 Speaking of messy, it's a good idea to avoid dairy.

00:34:08.000 I cannot handle matose right now.

00:34:10.000 Look at them.

00:34:11.000 Ew.

00:34:12.000 If you're going to eat something insoluble, give your body about 24 hours to process all of it.

00:34:20.000 Soluble fibers and protein are the key to having some good, clean, fun.

00:34:24.000 These all digest easily and.

00:34:26.000 Oh my God.

00:34:27.000 This is much worse than I thought.

00:34:29.000 I thought it was just going to be like black gays like chocolate and white gays like white chocolate or something silly like that.

00:34:36.000 Punks like multicolored fucking fruits.

00:34:39.000 No, it's how to clean out your ass.

00:34:42.000 This is one of the weirdest things that our culture has ever created.

00:34:46.000 What foods go good with the prep medication?

00:34:50.000 Wait, go back a little tiny bit to the black woman?

00:34:54.000 This is insane.

00:34:56.000 This was clearly a gay idea.

00:34:58.000 Maybe gays are nuts.

00:35:00.000 Are we having mentally ill people run our culture?

00:35:02.000 Wait, I want to see.

00:35:03.000 Make sure you pause it on this black doctor.

00:35:11.000 That's one of the craziest things.

00:35:12.000 A donation.

00:35:13.000 Wait.

00:35:14.000 A donation was made.

00:35:15.000 I want to read that donation before that.

00:35:18.000 No, a donation was made to the Okra Project, a black woman-led collective that addresses food insecurity, mental health, and financial barriers faced by the trans community.

00:35:30.000 Now, you know, it's owned.

00:35:31.000 What the fuck?

00:35:32.000 Postmates is owned by Uber.

00:35:33.000 Uber stock, like everything is kind of going down, but this was posted June 9th.

00:35:39.000 So June 10th, and then Gaduk, and then Gagluke.

00:35:43.000 I'm not saying that.

00:35:44.000 I mean, everything is down right now, but...

00:35:47.000 Actually, no, it wasn't down.

00:35:48.000 Some of the craziest.

00:35:49.000 And by the way, food deserts, you know what that's about?

00:35:52.000 You go to the hood and it's just like Popeyes.

00:35:54.000 There's no Whole Foods.

00:35:56.000 Yeah, because the locals choose that.

00:35:58.000 Harlem is nothing but Popeyes.

00:36:00.000 All the jerk chicken joints, all the Jamaican restaurants, they're all gone now.

00:36:03.000 It's all chains in Harlem because that's all people buy.

00:36:07.000 And when they try to open a Whole Foods in, say, East New York, the local black people freak the fuck out and say, fuck you.

00:36:16.000 We don't want this neighborhood gentrified.

00:36:20.000 Okay, that should bring us nicely to racism.

00:36:22.000 Let's have a racism segment.

00:36:30.000 I'm a black female.

00:36:32.000 What other different, what else could I have done to piss you off?

00:36:36.000 Black woman?

00:36:38.000 This is really inconvenient.

00:36:55.000 Maybe let's start with 6'2.

00:37:00.000 They got the kids who beat that white kid to death.

00:37:02.000 So it turns out it wasn't a water, a super soaker.

00:37:09.000 It was that new thing all the kids are doing.

00:37:11.000 Actually, the trend may have already died.

00:37:12.000 My son had one.

00:37:14.000 You get these little pellets and you soak them in water overnight and then you put them in the gun and they shoot this little boop.

00:37:21.000 It hurts.

00:37:22.000 It's not like BB gun pain.

00:37:24.000 More like 100 little pinches.

00:37:26.000 It leaves a red mark.

00:37:27.000 So they were out.

00:37:28.000 These guys, these jocks were out there just hitting random people on the street.

00:37:32.000 We've all done it.

00:37:34.000 We did it with the, we used to throw those, you know those fireworks that go, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, those little strips of them.

00:37:40.000 We used to throw them at people from the car.

00:37:42.000 It's rude.

00:37:43.000 It's unacceptable.

00:37:44.000 It's not a capital offense.

00:37:47.000 And these three black kids beat the living shit out of a white kid at LeBron's school.

00:37:51.000 I think this story did get some legs, but mostly because it's LeBron James' school.

00:37:56.000 Ethan Lemming, 17, was beaten to death.

00:37:59.000 And they caught them scroll down.

00:38:03.000 Now, the media hates reporting on this kind of stuff because they're scared of creating racism, creating animosity.

00:38:11.000 And I'm guilty of it too.

00:38:14.000 I have a montage coming up of black people behaving badly, and I've been putting it off because when you put this all together, I don't like the message.

00:38:23.000 The message can potentially be black people are out of control, and we have this serious problem with them, and what the fuck are we going to do?

00:38:31.000 And they don't have any discipline in their community, and there's this massive call to violence.

00:38:35.000 It's true.

00:38:36.000 That is a major problem.

00:38:38.000 Black crime and black violence is a major cultural problem in this country.

00:38:44.000 And we have, it's being completely ignored because the media are pussies.

00:38:51.000 We all have this instinct within us.

00:38:53.000 We don't like showcasing bad black behavior.

00:38:55.000 It makes us feel bad and we're worried about generating racism.

00:38:58.000 Okay, you got to feel bad.

00:39:01.000 Just because the truth has some bad side effects doesn't mean you avoid the truth.

00:39:06.000 So a lot of people, a lot of baby monsters think that the media won't go near something if the races are reversed because they have this massive agenda where they want to make whites evil and blacks awesome.

00:39:20.000 It's not a massive agenda.

00:39:21.000 It's cowardice.

00:39:23.000 I mean, they do it with cripples too.

00:39:25.000 They're like, she's hot.

00:39:27.000 Look at this, a Down syndrome girl with Victoria's Secret.

00:39:29.000 Anyone who's not winning, they want to flip the script because they're weak.

00:39:34.000 And they're cowardly, and that's what weak cowards do.

00:39:36.000 They want to prop up David and knock down Goliath.

00:39:42.000 But the problem is that what you end up doing is glorifying this violence.

00:39:45.000 And when it goes unchecked, it has bad ramifications.

00:39:49.000 And black culture is in a major crisis right now that has to be addressed.

00:39:55.000 Like, look, it's on TV now.

00:39:58.000 There's a show called South Central Baddies, which is like badass chicks.

00:40:04.000 And their whole lives are just twerking and fighting.

00:40:06.000 That's it.

00:40:07.000 A little bit of eating and shitting, but not much.

00:40:18.000 Most of them look like absolute monsters.

00:40:20.000 So the trans thing is even blending into the racism segment.

00:40:23.000 Every segment's just going to be one glom.

00:40:35.000 Like, it's a TV show.

00:40:37.000 It's literally being glorified.

00:40:40.000 A compilation is from the first episode.

00:40:43.000 This isn't a compilation.

00:40:45.000 This is real time.

00:40:46.000 This isn't real time.

00:40:50.000 Yes, bitch.

00:40:51.000 Don't rob me, bitch!

00:40:59.000 Okay, so let's all get wildly uncomfortable and examine a montage of black people behaving badly.

00:41:06.000 You in?

00:41:07.000 Let's do it.

00:41:16.000 Come on, everybody.

00:41:22.000 Hey, where's me?

00:41:23.000 What?

00:41:24.000 Oh, yeah, where is you?

00:41:26.000 Where is me?

00:41:28.000 Is you here?

00:41:29.000 I'm here.

00:41:30.000 Hold on, I'm trying to get you back.

00:41:31.000 There we go.

00:41:32.000 That's sort of me.

00:41:33.000 It's you, but you ain't got the best.

00:41:35.000 I just gave away that the green screen uses a giant green screen.

00:41:39.000 I'm sorry.

00:41:40.000 Okay, let's dive right.

00:41:41.000 Let's get into it.

00:41:42.000 As they say over at Barstool Sports, this is a fun one to start with.

00:41:47.000 So this woman...

00:41:48.000 What's the name of the segment?

00:41:50.000 Black's Behaving Badly?

00:41:53.000 Oh, you've already made this before?

00:41:55.000 Yeah.

00:41:55.000 And you forgot?

00:41:56.000 We had an old segment.

00:41:58.000 You forgot, so then you made a new one.

00:42:01.000 Interesting.

00:42:02.000 Oh, this is the background.

00:42:03.000 That was just the bumper.

00:42:04.000 I see.

00:42:05.000 So this woman is so comfortable losing her shit that it's part of her vernacular.

00:42:12.000 It's almost like verse, chorus, verse, chorus, me giving you shit and me just being sweet.

00:42:19.000 This first clip shows you how deeply ingrained into black culture.

00:42:23.000 A segment of black culture, by the way.

00:42:24.000 This obviously doesn't apply to every black.

00:42:26.000 So I'm talking about the ghetto, you know, the, let's say, 10% of the population.

00:42:32.000 About six.

00:42:33.000 I don't give a fuck about none of that.

00:42:35.000 I'm spending money.

00:42:36.000 You're going to give me what I asked for.

00:42:39.000 Matt.

00:42:40.000 That's right.

00:42:40.000 I'm special to you.

00:42:42.000 I'm special to you.

00:42:43.000 Italian baby.

00:42:44.000 Nice.

00:42:47.000 American cheese.

00:42:48.000 Nice.

00:42:49.000 Yes, ma'am.

00:42:50.000 Nice.

00:42:50.000 Now you're an ignorant bitch.

00:42:52.000 Your mama bitch.

00:42:53.000 You faggot ass fag.

00:42:54.000 Now you can come outside and we can get it.

00:42:56.000 Cause I'm a real nigga.

00:42:58.000 Bitch ass nigga.

00:43:00.000 That's what you are.

00:43:01.000 Come on outside, sis, I'm an ignorant bitch.

00:43:03.000 Come on outside, sis, I'm an ignorant bitch.

00:43:07.000 Mean.

00:43:08.000 Don't like your mama for having your ass.

00:43:10.000 She should have swallowed your punk ass.

00:43:12.000 She should have swallowed your punk ass.

00:43:14.000 Oh, she's pro-life.

00:43:15.000 More than most, she thinks sperm is you.

00:43:18.000 Nice.

00:43:19.000 She could take some of the later salt.

00:43:20.000 Tomato, salt, and pepper.

00:43:22.000 Yes, ma'am.

00:43:22.000 I wanted them all in the corner.

00:43:29.000 And on my other sandwiches, because I was having four.

00:43:33.000 Fuck you!

00:43:34.000 These my grandkids, bitch!

00:43:35.000 You need to stop talking to me while I'm talking to her while you being an unprofessional bitch-ass nigga.

00:43:40.000 Cause I don't give no fuck about your job at Subway.

00:43:44.000 And I'm gonna show you that tomorrow.

00:43:46.000 I'm gonna show you that tomorrow.

00:43:47.000 Still mean.

00:43:48.000 I don't give a fuck about your subway job.

00:43:51.000 I'm gonna show you.

00:43:52.000 I'm gonna show you.

00:43:53.000 I'm gonna show you.

00:43:56.000 You gonna show him?

00:43:57.000 Mayonnaise and mustard.

00:43:58.000 Salt and pimple.

00:43:59.000 Back to nice.

00:44:00.000 Yes, ma'am.

00:44:02.000 Salt and pimple.

00:44:04.000 Yes, ma'am.

00:44:06.000 Yes, you can wrap that one up.

00:44:09.000 Thank you.

00:44:11.000 And she's recording this.

00:44:14.000 But when y'all close, I see your punk ass when you get off.

00:44:17.000 I see your bitch ass when you get off.

00:44:19.000 I will.

00:44:19.000 I'm going to see how the motherfucker's same attitude.

00:44:21.000 You had the same attitude and stop doing what you're doing and bring your punk ass outside.

00:44:27.000 You just put on everything else.

00:44:28.000 That's too much lettuce.

00:44:30.000 Thank you.

00:44:33.000 You got another something?

00:44:34.000 Yes, ma'am.

00:44:35.000 I had two horsepows.

00:44:36.000 Yes, ma'am.

00:44:38.000 Yes, ma'am.

00:44:39.000 I should have made a little card that has mean nice.

00:44:41.000 Mean nice.

00:44:45.000 Wrap it up.

00:44:46.000 Wrap it up, bitch, or wrap it up, man.

00:44:48.000 What are we going to get?

00:44:50.000 Fucking nothing ass nigga.

00:44:51.000 Oh, nothing ass nigga.

00:44:53.000 That's bad.

00:44:54.000 Okay.

00:44:56.000 And here we have another African-American woman who wants to save two bucks.

00:45:00.000 And it doesn't turn out well for her because part of being lazy is also being gluttonous.

00:45:06.000 And she's made herself so fat she can't cheat.

00:45:11.000 This one does fine.

00:45:12.000 It's this one I was talking about.

00:45:16.000 She's what, 300 pounds?

00:45:18.000 Oh, she stopped.

00:45:24.000 Like, these are people who are not part of society.

00:45:28.000 They just see...

00:45:29.000 They almost act like ghosts, like they're not really here.

00:45:32.000 A ghost doesn't handle charges.

00:45:34.000 Yeah, you gotta help her out.

00:45:35.000 She stuck.

00:45:36.000 She tried to go through, but it didn't work.

00:45:38.000 You gotta leave.

00:45:40.000 Leave her at Snickers bar and just go home.

00:45:42.000 Yeah, pull up feet.

00:45:43.000 Ooh, that'd be a good time to rape her.

00:45:45.000 Imagine I just ran in and pulled down her pants to start going.

00:45:50.000 Oh, she made it out.

00:45:51.000 Uh-oh, she compressed charges.

00:45:54.000 Can I unrape you?

00:45:58.000 Here we have just grabbing a random kid at Walmart just because I'm a ghost.

00:46:03.000 Maybe I should have called this the ghost segment.

00:46:05.000 Blacks in the afterlife.

00:46:08.000 Because I don't like white people.

00:46:09.000 The media told me that they ruined my life, and they're the reason I'm poor and they're rich.

00:46:14.000 So I'm going to throw them around.

00:46:16.000 Uh-oh.

00:46:17.000 Suspended account.

00:46:19.000 Oh, really?

00:46:21.000 Yeah.

00:46:23.000 It was a kid with it.

00:46:24.000 He was about 12 or 13.

00:46:26.000 Maybe you can find it.

00:46:27.000 And he's at Walmart, and they're just looking at stuff.

00:46:30.000 Him and his girlfriend.

00:46:31.000 And this black dude, who's 6'2 ⁇ , just comes up behind him, grabs him, and just fucking whips him down.

00:46:38.000 And he shatters his head on the other side of the aisle.

00:46:41.000 And then the guy just walks off.

00:46:43.000 I think I just described it well enough.

00:46:45.000 I remember that one, yeah.

00:46:46.000 Let's jump over to 50.

00:46:50.000 This is a mob of people attacking an old man and his daughter.

00:46:55.000 Now, you could tell me they said the N-word.

00:46:58.000 I don't believe you, but that doesn't make this right.

00:47:02.000 You don't get to kill a kid because he shot you with some fucking gel pellets with an airsoft gun or whatever those guns are called.

00:47:10.000 Splatter guns.

00:47:11.000 Is that gone too?

00:47:12.000 Yeah.

00:47:13.000 Suspended account.

00:47:14.000 5-0 is a suspended account?

00:47:16.000 Yeah.

00:47:18.000 Interesting.

00:47:20.000 So if you showcase any of this stuff, you're encouraging racism, I guess.

00:47:25.000 So when I said, let's get uncomfortable, this is what Twitter did.

00:47:28.000 Now, Twitter didn't take it down because it was racist.

00:47:32.000 They took it down because they don't like the message it sends.

00:47:35.000 They don't like the true message it sends, which is we have a very serious problem with violence in the black community.

00:47:40.000 Okay, let's see if 5-1 is still up.

00:47:43.000 Oh, this one might all be the same account.

00:47:46.000 Is that dead too?

00:47:50.000 Don't worry, we got plenty.

00:47:51.000 That it is.

00:47:54.000 Yep.

00:47:54.000 Okay, try 5-2.

00:47:57.000 So you get your account suspended if you show blacks behaving badly.

00:48:01.000 That's the moral here.

00:48:03.000 Because Twitter wants to control the narrative.

00:48:05.000 And I don't like that.

00:48:06.000 You know why?

00:48:07.000 Because when you hide the truth, we can't fix problems.

00:48:11.000 Like this problem of a woman in a stupid fight in the hood, just chasing someone with a gun and shooting at them.

00:48:19.000 There's 20 blacks murdered a day, and it's in situations like this.

00:48:29.000 See, mainstream media wants to hide this, but reality TV and social media is showing us the America they don't want us to see.

00:48:38.000 And I want to see this.

00:48:39.000 I want to fix it.

00:48:40.000 I think a great way to fix it is to A, stop glorifying it, and B, stop financially rewarding it with welfare.

00:48:49.000 Let's jump over to 5.3.

00:48:52.000 You can suspend all the accounts you want.

00:48:54.000 These stories are still out there.

00:48:55.000 I don't like this background you did, Ryan.

00:48:58.000 No?

00:49:00.000 That was good.

00:49:01.000 I like the other one.

00:49:03.000 I can make it that.

00:49:05.000 Is 5.3 around?

00:49:06.000 It is.

00:49:09.000 This is at a food drive.

00:49:11.000 Turn it up.

00:49:15.000 There doesn't seem to be any method to the madness of these brawls, too.

00:49:19.000 It's not like two people and then other people trying to break them up.

00:49:22.000 There's like 17 fights at once.

00:49:25.000 I notice one correlation with all these.

00:49:31.000 Look, like, she might just start swinging on someone else right next to her.

00:49:36.000 Here is a massive Chicago brawl where a teenager is shot dead.

00:49:41.000 5-4.

00:49:43.000 Out of these 20 blacks that are killed by blacks every day, how many of them are somewhat rational?

00:49:49.000 Like, you hit my mom, you cheated on me, you insulted or hurt my daughter?

00:49:55.000 I'm going to guess 10%.

00:49:58.000 And 90% are just stupid shit that the person wouldn't even have remembered if he didn't have a gun.

00:50:04.000 That means we need to get rid of guns.

00:50:06.000 These are all illegal guns, Moron.

00:50:08.000 Turn it up.

00:50:15.000 This was early last night.

00:50:16.000 It happened as huge crowds were gathering in the park.

00:50:20.000 Mayor Lori Lightfoot put out a statement overnight, reading in part: This senseless loss of life is utterly unacceptable.

00:50:27.000 Tonight, our mother is grief-stricken, mourning the loss of her child and searching for answers.

00:50:32.000 The violence didn't stop there.

00:50:34.000 Did you know Mary Lightfoot once said that she's got a bigger dick than any of these people and they can suck it?

00:50:41.000 Look that up.

00:50:42.000 That's very panda dulte of her.

00:50:44.000 Yeah.

00:50:50.000 No, you don't have to break it down.

00:50:52.000 We know what happened.

00:50:54.000 Well, it was based on recent legislation that two sides disagreed with regarding corporate income tax.

00:51:06.000 Is what her name, The Loop?

00:51:09.000 We go now to The Loop.

00:51:11.000 Most people are especially because as she shifts, she's in the middle of Millennium Park.

00:51:18.000 Police pushing them out of the loop.

00:51:19.000 Lupe Fatasco.

00:51:21.000 Just for them to come this way, where things just continued to get out of control.

00:51:26.000 Like my eating.

00:51:27.000 TBS2 news producers actually getting caught in the chaos coming into the newsroom just before 11 o'clock.

00:51:34.000 Take a look at those cars trying to get through the crowds.

00:51:37.000 You can see his car there, the Jeep, people throwing water bottles at one point, someone throwing a chair at his car.

00:51:45.000 Some people even yanking at his door handles trying to get them open.

00:51:49.000 The rowdy crowds just continued to move south on both Dearborn and State streets, taking over the streets and made their way through the loop.

00:51:57.000 You can see Chicago police in the mix they're looking on as kids are fighting with each other under the L-train.

00:52:04.000 At one point, police officers did start making arrests and attempting to break up the crowds and regain some control.

00:52:11.000 Unfortunately, the night ending with two more people shot here in the loop.

00:52:16.000 This time, State and Jackson police say two juveniles were firing shots into a group of people just before midnight.

00:52:25.000 Oh, this is Chicago.

00:52:27.000 Both men between 18 and 20 years old are in the hospital this morning.

00:52:33.000 Now, back out here live, we did see a few small groups of people just kind of lingering in this area about 5 o'clock this morning.

00:52:41.000 Here's some more Chicago.

00:52:42.000 And this one's pretty disturbing.

00:52:44.000 This guy grabs someone's cell phone.

00:52:47.000 I can't tell if it's a black or a white guy who's the victim.

00:52:49.000 It's definitely a black guy who's the perp.

00:52:52.000 And he goes, give me your password.

00:52:53.000 So he can get in there and, I don't know, call his friends or look at Instagram.

00:52:57.000 And the guy hesitates, so he shoots him.

00:52:59.000 And then it's the way he shoots him, too.

00:53:01.000 It's not like, ah!

00:53:03.000 It's like, fucking...

00:53:06.000 No regard for human life.

00:53:09.000 It's because of racism.

00:53:10.000 They're so beaten down that they don't feel life is worth living anymore.

00:53:14.000 Oh, it's my fault.

00:53:15.000 Okay.

00:53:16.000 I thought it was his fault.

00:53:18.000 So you may have to.

00:53:22.000 I think that's the bad guy.

00:53:28.000 He's hiding around a corner.

00:53:34.000 And then his accomplice goes a little bit forward.

00:53:38.000 So you hear 20 blacks killed a day and you're like, what does it look like?

00:53:42.000 Can I see it?

00:53:44.000 Well, we're watching it.

00:53:45.000 It involves an accomplice, a car.

00:53:47.000 It involves hiding.

00:53:49.000 And he just pulls his gun out.

00:53:51.000 Give me your phone.

00:53:53.000 Here, take it away.

00:53:56.000 What's your password?

00:53:57.000 I don't want to give you my fucking password.

00:53:59.000 What's your fucking password?

00:54:00.000 I'm going to blow your head off.

00:54:02.000 Look, man.

00:54:03.000 And he goes for his gun, I guess.

00:54:14.000 And so he punches and the guy with the gun wins.

00:54:18.000 And then his friend shows up.

00:54:19.000 Hey, how's this cell phone robbery coming?

00:54:22.000 Not good.

00:54:23.000 Well, just shoot the guy then.

00:54:26.000 I will, I will.

00:54:27.000 Hold on.

00:54:27.000 I got to get my gun.

00:54:28.000 There we go.

00:54:30.000 Got him.

00:54:32.000 Bitch.

00:54:33.000 Two.

00:54:34.000 You like that, you bitch?

00:54:35.000 Let's see what's in your pockets.

00:54:37.000 Wallet.

00:54:39.000 Fuck you.

00:54:41.000 Piece of garbage.

00:54:43.000 Was he taking pictures?

00:54:49.000 This clip inspired this whole segment, by the way.

00:54:52.000 Because the absolute disregard for human life was shocking in that.

00:54:59.000 And if you'd like me to ramp it up, this is where it starts to feel racist, but it's just the truth.

00:55:05.000 You can ban my account all you want.

00:55:07.000 These things are happening.

00:55:08.000 5'6, just rolling up on some kids, shooting them.

00:55:13.000 Fucking kids.

00:55:14.000 I hate kids.

00:55:15.000 Kids who look up to me can suck my dick, as Panda Dulce says.

00:55:24.000 So, you might want to blow this up.

00:55:27.000 These are the kids right there, just sitting on a street on a curbside.

00:55:33.000 And then this red circle shows up and starts spinning really slowly.

00:55:40.000 Because we have a 56k modem.

00:55:42.000 Look, there they are.

00:55:43.000 Fucking kids.

00:55:45.000 You suck.

00:55:49.000 I'm going to shoot some of that.

00:55:53.000 Shoot some kids.

00:55:54.000 You want to go kid hunting?

00:55:55.000 It's funny, too, that the narrative is cops are driving around just hunting blocks for sport.

00:56:00.000 It's disgusting.

00:56:01.000 There's two cars involved.

00:56:02.000 You know that?

00:56:02.000 Oh, what do you mean?

00:56:03.000 Up ahead here?

00:56:05.000 Look to the top.

00:56:07.000 Oh, shit, right above my head.

00:56:12.000 Good thing they suck at shooting.

00:56:14.000 Is that like a gang thing where they're getting the kids of a guy's gangs or something?

00:56:21.000 That's how bad it is.

00:56:22.000 It would have some humping for things like, maybe it's the kids of gangsters and they're getting revenge.

00:56:28.000 That makes it better.

00:56:30.000 Yeah.

00:56:33.000 Here's a fun one of shooting up a gas station and they murdered a dude here.

00:56:40.000 This one looks...

00:56:41.000 Is this the one?

00:56:42.000 Yeah, this looks like a planned hit.

00:56:44.000 Oh my god, SMY.

00:56:49.000 Is that the video at the top?

00:56:54.000 Is this one of those stupid things the post does where the video isn't the story?

00:56:58.000 That's the worst thing in America since burpees is showing a video in a story that has nothing to do with the story.

00:57:06.000 When I'm president, that's banned.

00:57:09.000 There we go.

00:57:10.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:57:14.000 Okay, we're going to go.

00:57:16.000 Actually, no, we're not.

00:57:17.000 We're going to get out and start shooting people.

00:57:20.000 Poof.

00:57:24.000 We need to ban AR-15s.

00:57:27.000 Look at that.

00:57:29.000 What a fucking life.

00:57:31.000 What do you do for a living?

00:57:32.000 Oh, I'm a gangster.

00:57:33.000 I shoot kids.

00:57:34.000 I fight at food drives.

00:57:37.000 I do hits at gas stations.

00:57:40.000 I'll tell you what, I feel like I'm getting murdered every time I get gas these days.

00:57:46.000 How about this one of robbing a sunglasses store?

00:57:49.000 Just like ghosts, this is what I'd do if I was a ghost.

00:57:51.000 I'd just grab shit and put it in my ghost bag and go wear some sunglasses in the Sahara Desert.

00:58:01.000 You're a ghost.

00:58:02.000 You might as well just walk everywhere, right?

00:58:05.000 Like even Saudi Arabia.

00:58:07.000 Just walk on the bottom of the ocean floor.

00:58:09.000 How do you travel?

00:58:10.000 Can they all fly?

00:58:11.000 Look at that.

00:58:12.000 No pictures.

00:58:16.000 That's thanks to the bail reform.

00:58:17.000 You notice big government is involved in all of these, right?

00:58:20.000 Illegal guns mean only bad guys have guns.

00:58:23.000 Welfare means you give a financial incentive to a woman to dump her baby daddy.

00:58:28.000 And no bail means just steal everything you want.

00:58:31.000 Thanks, lefties.

00:58:32.000 Thanks, big government.

00:58:34.000 And also, I'm not absolving the actual black people for their behavior.

00:58:37.000 That's bad, too, for perpetuating this culture.

00:58:41.000 A lot of people to blame here.

00:58:42.000 White males and racists, not so much.

00:58:45.000 But of course, the DA, Merritt Garland, says white supremacy is domestic terrorism, is the number one threat to America.

00:58:54.000 Nope.

00:58:54.000 I don't believe you.

00:58:56.000 This is 5'9.

00:58:58.000 This woman just casually decides to beat up.

00:59:01.000 I believe it's a woman.

00:59:02.000 She has breasts.

00:59:04.000 She's had enough of the staff of her daughter's.com damn.

00:59:11.000 That's why I'm in.

00:59:14.000 1745?

00:59:16.000 That was you on there?

00:59:17.000 Yeah.

00:59:18.000 Why you so hype, though?

00:59:19.000 Because I heard somebody call O and I thought you were sucking at me.

00:59:22.000 So it was a joke either way, though.

00:59:25.000 You so hype.

00:59:26.000 Yeah, but I'm not going to have no idea.

00:59:29.000 I ain't got no money.

00:59:30.000 What my credit?

00:59:33.000 I'm not about to lose my job over other people.

00:59:37.000 Don't go.

00:59:39.000 Fucking stop, bitch.

00:59:40.000 You can lose it.

00:59:40.000 Shut up, bitch.

00:59:42.000 Yeah, shut the fucking door.

00:59:44.000 You hop on.

00:59:45.000 Hop on your head.

00:59:48.000 Oh, wait.

00:59:48.000 Shut it down.

00:59:49.000 Come on, put on.

00:59:52.000 This is all racist, by the way, for me to show.

00:59:54.000 Let's show a better restaurant.

00:59:56.000 This is 6-0.

00:59:57.000 Oh, shit, that might be from the band account.

01:00:00.000 Oh, no, it's here.

01:00:00.000 Okay.

01:00:01.000 No, no, no.

01:00:01.000 This is a separate.

01:00:02.000 This is the still the McDonald's one.

01:00:06.000 This we have.

01:00:07.000 I had to find it.

01:00:08.000 Is this it?

01:00:09.000 Because it was from the band account?

01:00:11.000 Is this it, though?

01:00:12.000 Well, that's just it.

01:00:13.000 I don't know.

01:00:14.000 I don't know.

01:00:15.000 I mean, we've all seen hundreds of these.

01:00:17.000 But when we put them together in a montage, we see that blacks have a serious cultural violence problem that is ingrained in the culture.

01:00:26.000 And Americans are ignoring it, not because they really care, because they're weak.

01:00:33.000 To ignore this is to be a fucking pussy.

01:00:35.000 Have some balls.

01:00:37.000 It's like a bartender said to me the other day in Grand Central, he goes, you know, New York City, and he really means America, has no future unless they can address black crime.

01:00:45.000 I don't think America has a future if we can't address black violence and the total disregard for human life that we're having in this country.

01:00:54.000 I'm not saying it's generic.

01:00:56.000 I'm not saying that this particular group of people has a predilection for violence.

01:01:01.000 I'm saying that whatever we're doing now, okaying this, ignoring it, banning people who show it, glorifying it in rap music and the culture, financially incentivizing it, is not working.

01:01:17.000 Let's change things up here.

01:01:19.000 Because blacks are the ones suffering the most from this.

01:01:22.000 They're the ones that are dying to the tune of 20 a day.

01:01:25.000 Let's end this with the way they react when one of their own, a postman, is in a car accident and gets fucked up really badly.

01:01:33.000 Here in the Bronx, we call this running pockets.

01:01:36.000 Okay, this one's also deleted.

01:01:37.000 I'm looking for it.

01:01:38.000 Oh, shoot.

01:01:43.000 So it's a...

01:01:44.000 Can you see that's so frustrating that this guy's account is banned when his crime was just showcasing reality?

01:01:50.000 They did this with cops, too.

01:01:52.000 They banned it because it was showing too much black violence.

01:01:55.000 And then we discovered the producers were actually hiding black violence and uplifting white violence to try to balance it out.

01:02:02.000 But it wasn't good enough.

01:02:04.000 Anyway, the clip was, before the guy was banned for this, was a postman lying on the ground, glass everywhere.

01:02:12.000 The door had shattered, and he was semi-conscious, going, oh, I probably got a concussion from the crash.

01:02:19.000 And everyone was sort of staring at him.

01:02:21.000 And then people were going by and going through his pockets and taking shit out of his pockets.

01:02:26.000 Because that's what you do when you see someone dying on the street.

01:02:29.000 You take their money, right?

01:02:31.000 Okay, that's what I'm going to do when my parents die.

01:02:34.000 I'll get their inheritance.

01:02:35.000 This one's different.

01:02:37.000 Is another postman being robbed after a car accident?

01:02:39.000 Yeah, BLM mob beats a white man unconscious after making him crash truck.

01:02:44.000 Oh, wait.

01:02:47.000 Okay.

01:02:49.000 I think we get the idea.

01:02:50.000 We're getting example exhaustion here.

01:02:52.000 And I think America itself is getting example exhaustion.

01:03:17.000 That yellow Gatorade tastes kind of like pea.

01:03:20.000 Hmm.

01:03:22.000 Kind of tastes like a tranny's post-op penis.

01:03:27.000 Oh my god.

01:03:28.000 Someone sucked on one of those.

01:03:30.000 Yeah.

01:03:35.000 Someone's taken that burrito into their mouth.

01:03:38.000 The guy with the burrito can't feel it.

01:03:40.000 We don't know that for sure.

01:03:42.000 And as that burrito was going into the other guy's mouth, the guy with the burrito was going, oh yeah.

01:03:50.000 Suck it.

01:03:51.000 Pretending it felt good.

01:03:54.000 Here's some house cleaning here.

01:03:55.000 I think I found the clip.

01:03:58.000 With that, he would stop.

01:03:59.000 And he didn't.

01:04:01.000 He just kept on going and going.

01:04:02.000 Well, that's the guy we had on Compound Censored.

01:04:07.000 That's definitely how that guy with the airsoft gun got killed.

01:04:11.000 They definitely stamped on his head.

01:04:13.000 They knock you out.

01:04:15.000 And that's not so bad, but it's the post-knockout stomping.

01:04:29.000 She tells Fox 10 that Cook was a regular customer.

01:04:32.000 She was working alone and saw Cook looking inside the store several times before the attack.

01:04:37.000 She was afraid he would kill her.

01:04:40.000 You know, I think it'd be a shorter.

01:04:42.000 It's better for time if we do Black's Behaving, period.

01:04:46.000 I think we might be able to wrap up the show in a fair amount of time.

01:04:51.000 Yes, yes, yes.

01:04:56.000 Was this the one here?

01:04:58.000 Mail carrier robbed?

01:05:02.000 Nope.

01:05:02.000 Okay.

01:05:03.000 No, he's lying on the road.

01:05:05.000 This would be a thing that they do.

01:05:08.000 Wow, I can't believe we got through all these.

01:05:10.000 There's like 50 stories here today.

01:05:14.000 Oh, a few little tidbits I got to get to before we get to the mailbag.

01:05:22.000 So during this hearing, Steve Bannon was caught laughing at Dinesh D'Souza.

01:05:27.000 I did a huge deep dive on D'Souza's movie last night.

01:05:31.000 So they're saying it only identifies you within 100 feet of a voting booth thingamadle.

01:05:42.000 Dropbox.

01:05:44.000 And Dinesh is like, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:05:50.000 Your go to 2-1?

01:05:52.000 Oh, here's a, that tweet I sent you?

01:05:54.000 I couldn't mail that.

01:05:56.000 I couldn't send that.

01:05:56.000 Have you ever had that before?

01:05:58.000 No, I don't think so.

01:05:59.000 I couldn't like it.

01:06:00.000 I couldn't talk to it.

01:06:01.000 I couldn't do anything with it.

01:06:03.000 Oh, you can't share.

01:06:04.000 Are streets protected?

01:06:06.000 No, they're not.

01:06:07.000 It would have a little lock next to its name.

01:06:09.000 That was weird.

01:06:10.000 What the fuck?

01:06:11.000 If geo tracking is as useless as Bill Barr says, how come it's being used to establish the precise location of Jan 6 protesters?

01:06:19.000 Not merely whether they are inside or outside the building, but how many feet inside or outside the door?

01:06:25.000 Can the fat man explain this without laughing like a toad?

01:06:30.000 And then I heard the defense for that was, no, no, no, they track you to the Capitol, and then after that they use cameras and stuff.

01:06:38.000 But like, when I do find my phone, it shows me where, almost where in the studio I am.

01:06:46.000 Right?

01:06:47.000 Basically.

01:06:49.000 Well, here, let me do.

01:06:52.000 Let me just do the find my location.

01:07:03.000 Stop it.

01:07:04.000 Stop.

01:07:04.000 No, no, bad.

01:07:08.000 Yes, I'm looking at.

01:07:14.000 Yeah, is it precise?

01:07:16.000 Oh, yeah.

01:07:17.000 Well, it seems to be in the parking lot behind the studio.

01:07:21.000 Gotcha.

01:07:21.000 So it's 20 feet off.

01:07:26.000 And then here's this clip of the Nash Road.

01:07:28.000 Well, I have a couple of things I'd like to say to Bill Barr.

01:07:33.000 He thinks it's funny to call me, you know, dumb or whatever.

01:07:38.000 Well, I think he's a toad.

01:07:41.000 Wow.

01:07:42.000 Wow.

01:07:42.000 Tough.

01:07:43.000 He's got to drop that toad analogy.

01:07:45.000 He can't.

01:07:46.000 No, I want to see it.

01:07:47.000 Yeah.

01:07:49.000 Keep an eye out for critiques of 2,000 mules in the media.

01:07:54.000 So I don't like to leave any of the substantive critiques unaddressed or unanswered.

01:08:01.000 But I wasn't aware of this.

01:08:03.000 This is the New Mexico Secretary of State, a woman named Maggie Toulouse Oliver.

01:08:09.000 And she wouldn't be laughing at people's names.

01:08:14.000 But Maggie Toulouse, old Maggie Toulouse.

01:08:17.000 Is that a nickname or a middle name?

01:08:18.000 It's French.

01:08:19.000 It's Toulouse.

01:08:20.000 From the French city of Toulouse.

01:08:22.000 Oh.

01:08:23.000 Has put up on her website a section that's called Voting and Elections.

01:08:28.000 And some of it is a certain type of boilerplate about New Mexico.

01:08:32.000 She talks about voter roles in New Mexico.

01:08:34.000 She talks about the secrecy of ballots.

01:08:36.000 Can someone change the election result?

01:08:39.000 Are New Mexico's vote counting machines attached to the internet?

01:08:43.000 Who can access voter data?

01:08:45.000 Do we do audits?

01:08:47.000 Does New Mexico use paper ballots?

01:08:50.000 All of this is kind of a standard attempt to explain what's going on in New Mexico.

01:08:56.000 I have no problem with any of it.

01:08:58.000 Until the last one, which is called Rumor versus Reality.

01:09:01.000 Are the claims made about the 2020 election, the movie 2000 Mules True?

01:09:07.000 And now we want to get to, there's what follows is really about three pages of supposed refutation.

01:09:13.000 And again, I think, let's go through it and see if there's really anything here.

01:09:20.000 And the 2000 Mules movie aims to cast doubt on the integrity of the 2020 election, blah, blah, blah, by claiming there was a widespread conspiracy.

01:09:30.000 Now, the movie does not use that word.

01:09:32.000 I talk about the coordination of the left in making this happen, but let's leave that aside.

01:09:37.000 The movie's claims are false and have been debunked by numerous sources.

01:09:42.000 Let's see what these sources are.

01:09:44.000 Because what you have here, and this is actually fairly standard for the left, they use recycled, they recycle the same information.

01:09:51.000 It's kind of like when you look at leftists who are trying to, in the literature about critical race theory, they use recycled horror stories.

01:10:00.000 One guy tells a story about, oh yeah, I was discriminated against.

01:10:03.000 It's kind of dubious.

01:10:04.000 They don't even go into the facts.

01:10:05.000 Another guy picks it up.

01:10:06.000 Oh, look, that was a very shocking case.

01:10:10.000 What's this in the news at the beginning of the show?

01:10:12.000 Unthinkable?

01:10:12.000 The unthinkable happening.

01:10:14.000 Jeering.

01:10:15.000 She is referring to other fact checks that have themselves been discredited and debunked, but nevertheless, she's acting as if they're true.

01:10:23.000 The 2020 election was the most secure in history, according to election officials.

01:10:27.000 This is like going to the sheriff of a frontier town.

01:10:30.000 He goes, Shinbon is the most secure place in the country, even though, by and large, everybody's talking about robberies.

01:10:38.000 No, it's the most secure.

01:10:39.000 I'm the sheriff.

01:10:40.000 I should know.

01:10:41.000 Wait, the sheriff in a frontier town is from Jakarta?

01:10:46.000 What was that accent?

01:10:49.000 Show something is secure.

01:10:50.000 What are you doing, Posse?

01:10:52.000 We need to clean up this town and get rid of all the toads.

01:10:57.000 Some evidence.

01:10:59.000 You need to do some historical comparison, which has never been done.

01:11:03.000 So merely quoting election officials doesn't really inspire confidence.

01:11:07.000 Of course, they think it's the most secure election.

01:11:10.000 The movie uses flawed assumptions and faulty data.

01:11:14.000 Well, let's look at what these flawed assumptions are.

01:11:16.000 I wasn't even aware that we use assumptions per se.

01:11:20.000 In fact, what the movie does is it tests hypotheses.

01:11:24.000 It creates a hypothesis, the hypothesis that you have mules, they're going to these left-wing nonprofit centers, then they're going to multiple Dropboxes.

01:11:32.000 Let's look and see if that's true.

01:11:34.000 That's not called a faulty assumption.

01:11:36.000 That's called testing a hypothesis.

01:11:39.000 The Associated Press did a thorough fact check.

01:11:42.000 Now, the Associated Press did one of the dumbest, most ridiculous fact checks: things like: Could the mules have been cab drivers?

01:11:50.000 No.

01:11:51.000 Could they have been election officials who were merely going to repeatedly leave to ballot boxes because they were emptying the boxes?

01:11:58.000 Don't be stupid.

01:11:59.000 Look at the video.

01:12:00.000 They're stuffing ballots in the box, not taking ballots out of the box and putting them in duffel bags.

01:12:06.000 So the Associated Press fact check has been thoroughly debunked.

01:12:11.000 But here it is, resurrected.

01:12:13.000 Anyway, this woman who evidently...

01:12:14.000 You can look this up yourself.

01:12:15.000 Show the link.

01:12:17.000 This is Twitter.

01:12:20.000 His Twitter, and if you look at the time, because it's a two-part thing.

01:12:27.000 So June 13th, 6, 8.44 p.m.

01:12:30.000 He posts a lot.

01:12:31.000 I had to unfollow him on Getter because he was clogging up my feet.

01:12:34.000 We make fun of Dinesh and his accent and toad, but he's one of us.

01:12:38.000 I consider him a friend.

01:12:39.000 He's awesome.

01:12:40.000 Great guy.

01:12:40.000 His movies are amazing game changers.

01:12:44.000 I mean, it changed my mind.

01:12:45.000 I was dubious of election fraud before seeing 2,000 mules, and now I'm on board.

01:12:51.000 96% sure that the election was stolen.

01:12:54.000 He's the real deal.

01:12:55.000 And before that, I was like 45.

01:12:57.000 No, 51% sure.

01:13:00.000 Maybe 40?

01:13:01.000 40, 40, 45.

01:13:03.000 40, 45.

01:13:06.000 Okay, I have a few little junk boxes I got to clean out of the junk drawer before we get to the mail because I don't want these to wait.

01:13:15.000 But we shot this show out of sync because I was so excited about this Panda Dulce video.

01:13:20.000 Now, just to be clear here, the video that he's lip-syncing is Natalie Portman being a badass ghetto thug rapper because she's known as a sweet girl.

01:13:31.000 So when she says the kids who look up to me and can suck my dick, I don't like that joke.

01:13:35.000 I don't like kids and sucking dick jokes in any context.

01:13:38.000 But when it's a black and white video that's not raunchy, and it's her juxtaposing her nice girl image with a totally absurd caricature that she's not.

01:13:48.000 In the case of Panda Dolce, she made the video way more intense.

01:13:54.000 And when she says kids can suck my dick, she put pictures of kids behind her when Natalie Porton was just rapping about sniffing glue, like she's actually sniffing glue.

01:14:03.000 So she took the parody, which was a parody of Natalie's nice person image, and she ramped it up to 10 and made it way more sexual.

01:14:12.000 Then she added the Cardi B sexual thing.

01:14:14.000 So I'm aware of the context, but even taking in the context, we have a fucking disgusting, deranged pervert bringing kids into sexuality and using a not great,

01:14:31.000 but fairly reasonable SNL short.

01:14:36.000 Still juicy.

01:14:37.000 It's still huge.

01:14:39.000 And it still absolves Proud Boys of their unthinkable jeering.

01:14:44.000 They called me a tranny.

01:14:46.000 They called me a groomer.

01:14:48.000 Yeah, you sang about having kids suck your dick, and you showed a bunch of kids behind you, and you gestured for your dick to get sucked.

01:14:57.000 Other things around with it.

01:14:58.000 You could even say, kiss my grit, still not great.

01:15:01.000 You could say, rocks you can kick.

01:15:03.000 There's tons of things you could say.

01:15:05.000 I'm not a rapster.

01:15:07.000 I don't know, but you could have made it anything else besides suck my dick.

01:15:12.000 Okay.

01:15:13.000 But Ryan, you understand that the lyrics were written by SNL.

01:15:19.000 I understand, but that's a weird thing.

01:15:21.000 All right, then don't make that part kids.

01:15:23.000 Make the other part kids.

01:15:25.000 Yeah, but in the context of SNL, it was about how she's this popular with kids, and then it was funny to make her like an M ⁇ M tough kid, tough rapper.

01:15:37.000 That was a juxtaposition.

01:15:39.000 I can't believe I have to explain that to you after I explain it to everyone else.

01:15:41.000 Well, pull it up.

01:15:42.000 Yeah, pull it up.

01:15:44.000 Pull up Natalie Portman SNL rap sketch.

01:15:49.000 SNL short, rap.

01:15:54.000 Real jambalaya here at the end of the show, but that's what happens when Gavin gets too excited about Proud Boys being vindicated.

01:16:02.000 And I keep having people going, will you shut up about Proud Boys?

01:16:05.000 No one cares.

01:16:06.000 It was the top story in the Daily Mail yesterday all day.

01:16:11.000 What's a day?

01:16:12.000 You shut the f ⁇ up and shut my fucking dude mouth like gushes, motherfuckers.

01:16:17.000 Pull up on NBC and spectacular Jeff Chuck off.

01:16:20.000 What you want, Natalie?

01:16:21.000 You drink and fight!

01:16:23.000 What do you mean, Natalie?

01:16:24.000 Just f all night!

01:16:26.000 Don't take me when I'm crazy on that airplane through.

01:16:28.000 Put my foot down your throat.

01:16:30.000 You see, it's different with her.

01:16:35.000 The juxtaposition is obvious.

01:16:37.000 When a drag queen is saying, I want to fuck all night, they do fuck all night.

01:16:43.000 And when a drag queen says, kids can suck my dick, it's possible.

01:16:49.000 Natalie Portman doesn't have a dick.

01:17:01.000 Yet again, so all she did is just lip sync and photo and video edit.

01:17:06.000 They really are.

01:17:08.000 Is there any drag queens with talent?

01:17:12.000 Of course she thinks SNL is funny too.

01:17:19.000 Also in the silly news, there's some cool AI.

01:17:23.000 I sent you some separately.

01:17:24.000 I really like this art.

01:17:27.000 It's beautiful.

01:17:28.000 I think my favorite artist is a robot.

01:17:31.000 This is the bird which is the bald eagle and Barney the Dinosaur.

01:17:34.000 Thanks to Nate Ober.

01:17:35.000 Awesome.

01:17:37.000 I love the way that looks.

01:17:39.000 You're going to love the way you look.

01:17:41.000 Cool?

01:17:43.000 Yeah, that's sick.

01:17:45.000 Like, I want that framed on my wall.

01:17:47.000 Looks like he got access to Dolly 2 when all the other ones I've seen are Doll-E1.

01:17:54.000 The first version.

01:17:56.000 The bird would be...

01:17:56.000 Look at another one.

01:18:00.000 Got him right here.

01:18:02.000 There's one's of me.

01:18:03.000 I'm famous enough to appear in it.

01:18:04.000 Oh, is this Trump and the Proud Boys?

01:18:06.000 Yep.

01:18:08.000 It kind of reminds me of Ralph Stedman.

01:18:12.000 And what's his name?

01:18:14.000 Frank Bacon?

01:18:15.000 Yeah.

01:18:16.000 Is that his name?

01:18:17.000 The painter, American painter, Frank Bacon?

01:18:20.000 Look him up.

01:18:24.000 Francis Bacon?

01:18:26.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:18:27.000 It's like Francis Bacon meets Ralph Steadman.

01:18:30.000 And those are two of my favorite artists.

01:18:32.000 So nice work.

01:18:33.000 Computers.

01:18:35.000 There's me being gay.

01:18:37.000 Leading a gay pride parade.

01:18:41.000 Oh, my God.

01:18:42.000 We should do that.

01:18:43.000 Kevin McCain.

01:18:44.000 Oh, I'm in the Mets.

01:18:45.000 A no-hitter for the Mets.

01:18:47.000 A no-hitter.

01:18:48.000 Nice.

01:18:49.000 Wait, what the fuck?

01:18:51.000 Well, it looks like the Red Sox.

01:18:53.000 No, it looks like the Mets.

01:18:55.000 That?

01:18:56.000 Alright, and then what's this body language here?

01:18:59.000 Well, after they pitch, they often swing around.

01:19:02.000 This one I did.

01:19:03.000 Donald Trump playing guitar, just to ease in.

01:19:06.000 Okay, that sucks.

01:19:07.000 The worst one yet.

01:19:08.000 That's nice.

01:19:11.000 My Mets bet.

01:19:13.000 Ah, yes.

01:19:14.000 Did you fix that up?

01:19:16.000 I did.

01:19:16.000 The MB.

01:19:18.000 We've got three more little news stories, folks, and then we can get to the mailbag.

01:19:21.000 Don't panic.

01:19:22.000 Stop panicking, guys.

01:19:23.000 Come on.

01:19:27.000 How do men get mistresses?

01:19:28.000 I've been thinking about this recently.

01:19:30.000 Mostly because my wife hasn't fucked me in a long time.

01:19:33.000 I don't understand the concept of a mistress.

01:19:36.000 Where do you meet them?

01:19:38.000 You can't put yourself on a dating site if you're married.

01:19:41.000 I guess in Sopranos, it made sense because he worked at a strip club.

01:19:44.000 You're going to bump into them.

01:19:45.000 I don't meet women in my day-to-day.

01:19:47.000 Is it someone from work?

01:19:49.000 Like you work at a big office and then there's Sally in accounting and then you go out for lunch with her at Arby's and then what do you do?

01:19:56.000 You get a hotel?

01:19:57.000 Well, isn't your wife like, where the fuck were you?

01:20:01.000 I stayed at a hotel one night.

01:20:03.000 What?

01:20:03.000 Why?

01:20:05.000 I had COVID.

01:20:07.000 I guess business trips, I understand.

01:20:10.000 But to go on a business trip and meet some woman at a hotel, like women aren't that horny.

01:20:15.000 It's the odds of you having a drink at the hotel bar, which you're only going to have a chance to do from like 8 to 10, right?

01:20:21.000 You're going to be sitting there like, wait, let me get this here.

01:20:24.000 You'll just be like, Biden's on TV, and you're just like, what a joke, huh?

01:20:30.000 First of all, she might like Biden, but how are you going to get in her pants?

01:20:33.000 Like, I remember in my single days, to get a girl home was like seven hours of work.

01:20:38.000 Buying drinks, going dancing, karaoke.

01:20:41.000 Then eventually it's like, hey, you want to come up and smoke a joint?

01:20:44.000 And then that used to suck too because you'd finally get her home at like New York City closes at four, so you get her home at five.

01:20:51.000 You are so fucking tired that sex is about as interesting as eating a raisin.

01:20:58.000 Like you just want to die.

01:21:00.000 It's great the next morning, especially if she's cool.

01:21:02.000 You can go get breakfast after.

01:21:04.000 Anyway, 40, 22, 12,05.

01:21:06.000 But I just, I honestly don't get the physics of having a mistress.

01:21:10.000 Or even like my barber who said, why do you like to eat pizza every night?

01:21:13.000 I fuck a different bitch.

01:21:15.000 I go out for dinner.

01:21:16.000 So I got to go up for dinner.

01:21:18.000 So I call my wife.

01:21:19.000 I go, I'm not coming home for dinner.

01:21:21.000 Okay.

01:21:22.000 And then I go up for dinner from like 6 to 8.

01:21:26.000 So now I'm not eating with my kids because I'm eating with some slut.

01:21:30.000 And then I go fuck her in a parking lot.

01:21:32.000 So now I've just taken myself out of the dad equation from 6 to past the kids, the youngest kid's bedtime.

01:21:39.000 Now, that's going to be ticking away in your head.

01:21:42.000 Like, I just took away dad time so I could fuck some dumb slut I'm never going to speak to again.

01:21:48.000 So you wouldn't be able to enjoy yourself because of the guilt.

01:21:51.000 Like if I'm at a pub and my kids are at home like bored, I feel bad.

01:21:57.000 And that doesn't really happen.

01:21:58.000 I usually do my drinking like after work before the kids want me home or after they go to bed at Gavstaff.

01:22:06.000 Right.

01:22:07.000 So you're denying your kids dad time?

01:22:10.000 What if the kids are away?

01:22:13.000 Your wife took the kids to her mother's for a week.

01:22:16.000 Okay, now I get it.

01:22:17.000 Now there's time.

01:22:19.000 You're not going to fuck her in your house.

01:22:22.000 So what do you do?

01:22:23.000 Fuck her here at the studio?

01:22:24.000 What, so the mistress doesn't know that you have a family and to keep it on the house?

01:22:27.000 That's another thing.

01:22:28.000 Because now what if you leave too early?

01:22:30.000 You're just saying like, go there, fuck, and then leave.

01:22:32.000 What if she's like, what the fuck?

01:22:33.000 I'm going to ruin your life, babe.

01:22:34.000 What the fuck?

01:22:35.000 You're not going to stick around.

01:22:37.000 Yeah.

01:22:37.000 Yeah, you're fucking Calette Soprano.

01:22:39.000 I let you fuck her come on my bushy.

01:22:42.000 You fucking gay.

01:22:45.000 But, but, okay, so you go to fuck her at her house?

01:22:48.000 Well, you better be a few towns over, or people are going to see your car in the driveway.

01:22:53.000 Similarly, if she comes to your house, you're going to have to buy her, like, cleaning supplies and an apron.

01:22:57.000 You're the maid.

01:22:59.000 Right, Molly maid on the side of your car.

01:23:01.000 Right.

01:23:02.000 Well, with the metaverse, we figured out a way that couples can have a non-monogamous relationship.

01:23:09.000 What's a non-monogamous relationship?

01:23:11.000 Well, if you look in the AI generator, the pictures that you just pulled up, that is the brain of a computer working.

01:23:17.000 And how is it doing it?

01:23:18.000 Well, it's gathering information from all the corners of the internet.

01:23:22.000 And we can do that with mistresses and other mis When women cheat on a man, what is it called, a mister?

01:23:29.000 Not a mistress.

01:23:31.000 Think about it.

01:23:32.000 Zuckerberg out.

01:23:34.000 So you got to be three towns away, and your wife has to be away with the kids.

01:23:39.000 Okay, I'm almost there.

01:23:41.000 I almost get it.

01:23:42.000 How the fuck did I meet this woman three towns away?

01:23:46.000 You'd have to go on a dating site, which would be the end of your life if anyone saw you.

01:23:50.000 Put on your VR goggles.

01:23:52.000 You meet up with this person in the metaverse.

01:23:55.000 Oh, here's another thing, Mark.

01:23:58.000 So the woman knows you're married with kids, and then she's like fucking you every week, every day.

01:24:05.000 Aren't you like, hey, isn't it weird that you're fucking, like, do you lose respect for her?

01:24:09.000 Isn't she sabotaging a marriage?

01:24:11.000 Well, that's a good point.

01:24:12.000 Isn't that in the back of your mind?

01:24:14.000 I mean, one of the things about a mistress is there should be a zero-level sum of respect.

01:24:20.000 So entering that engagement, you already know that she's a piece of shit.

01:24:26.000 She's meant to be tossed away like garbage.

01:24:29.000 Like baby back ribs.

01:24:31.000 I don't think she's a piece of shit.

01:24:32.000 I think that the situation is it's just it's impossible to imagine everyone being relaxed and having a good time.

01:24:42.000 And isn't that what a relationship's all about?

01:24:44.000 You're hard at work and then you get to go out with a chick and have fun.

01:24:49.000 So you're talking about like a long-term misdemeanor.

01:24:51.000 Plus, she's going to remember the Crimes and Misdemeanors where what's her name calls up the wife and the husband picks up someone and goes, why the fuck are you calling here?

01:25:00.000 What's her name?

01:25:02.000 Arianna.

01:25:04.000 Randy.

01:25:06.000 The woman in Crimes and Misdemeanors.

01:25:08.000 Angela.

01:25:08.000 Oh, fuck.

01:25:09.000 She's one of the greatest actresses of all time.

01:25:11.000 And she's like, I want to talk to Miriam.

01:25:14.000 So he has her killed.

01:25:16.000 And feels nothing.

01:25:18.000 Look up Crimes and Misdemeanors.

01:25:19.000 It's such a good film.

01:25:20.000 I want to talk to Miriam.

01:25:23.000 In my neighborhood, there was a guy that was cheating on his wife.

01:25:28.000 Angelica Houston?

01:25:29.000 Angelica Houston, yes.

01:25:31.000 And he was there at the bar, the local bar that all the parents go to, holding hands with his mistress.

01:25:39.000 Are you trying to sabotage your marriage?

01:25:41.000 Well, that's before the internet existed, right?

01:25:44.000 Before cell phones.

01:25:46.000 It's before, whatever you call it, mega existed.

01:25:50.000 Before the metaverse existed.

01:25:51.000 The metaverse.

01:25:55.000 All right.

01:25:56.000 Would you have to lie about your name?

01:25:58.000 You'd be like, hi, I'm.

01:25:59.000 That's another thing.

01:25:59.000 You say you've got MacArthur.

01:26:01.000 My name's Kevin Ludaker, and I work at CNN as an office manager.

01:26:08.000 Okay.

01:26:09.000 And then you've got to remember that lie.

01:26:11.000 And are you relaxed now that you're a different...

01:26:13.000 I just don't.

01:26:13.000 By the way, you should have heard me skipping around when I was asked what I do.

01:26:17.000 Our neighbors are really cool people, and they have a kid, too.

01:26:20.000 And they're like best friends.

01:26:23.000 I manage a hate group.

01:26:25.000 I kind of wanted to be like...

01:26:26.000 I'm in the hate industry.

01:26:28.000 I kind of wanted to just be completely honest and be like, listen, I'm not going to continue a friendship with you if you don't.

01:26:33.000 You're not okay with me being whatever the fuck I am.

01:26:37.000 Yeah, that's my buddy, my cop buddy in L.A. The guy, his kid's coach was shitting on America and shitting on this country and saying, you know, it was stolen from the Indians and fuck Trump and fuck all these assholes with their guns and fuck our military.

01:26:51.000 And he was not just a cop.

01:26:52.000 He was in the military before that.

01:26:54.000 And he was just like, we're done.

01:26:56.000 Yeah.

01:26:56.000 He dumped him.

01:26:58.000 Yes.

01:26:58.000 It's like, I almost died for this country many times and you're telling me it's disgusting?

01:27:03.000 He wasn't talking about Drag Queen Story Hour 2.

01:27:05.000 He's talking about like the past 250 years.

01:27:10.000 Okay, I have a bunch of other dump stories, but I'll get to them another time.

01:27:12.000 They're all silly.

01:27:14.000 Let's do the mailbag.

01:27:16.000 Len, in the future, if anyone out there is having an affair, email me.

01:27:21.000 I'm genuinely curious about it.

01:27:22.000 Do you know anyone who's having an affair?

01:27:25.000 I've known a shitty, shittier version of myself that has, yeah, I went through a long-term relationship, and at one point, the vibe was, as long as I don't find out about it, it's okay, because I threatened to leave.

01:27:41.000 Yeah, I'm not talking about that.

01:27:42.000 It was a year.

01:27:43.000 No, no, no.

01:27:44.000 It was a year long.

01:27:44.000 It's not long.

01:27:45.000 Yeah, I know about that story.

01:27:46.000 You're wrong.

01:27:47.000 I'm not wrong.

01:27:48.000 It was crazy.

01:27:49.000 You had a stupid relationship with a woman who thought you was a lesbian.

01:27:52.000 No, that is not the case.

01:27:54.000 No, you're wrong.

01:27:54.000 Oh, that's the other chick?

01:27:55.000 You're wrong.

01:27:55.000 There's so many.

01:27:57.000 So many times, but the one was like a long-term mistress, and then she became jealous of the real relationship, and then it was like, well, I've ruined a lot of people's lives, and now I'm a better person.

01:28:10.000 Yeah.

01:28:12.000 No one cares about single people and people before they're married having affairs.

01:28:17.000 If you're not married, it doesn't count.

01:28:19.000 I'm talking about married men.

01:28:21.000 The same thing still goes, I would say.

01:28:23.000 You would have to have a girl that you know that you like and she likes you and she knows the complete deal.

01:28:29.000 And what you do is you just complain enough that the chick's like, I want to save you and I'm going to help you.

01:28:34.000 And this is a married man?

01:28:35.000 Yeah, married guy does the same exact thing, but there's a ring involved and God will send you to hell.

01:28:40.000 Gee, everything's so cloudy.

01:28:43.000 Imagine you having an affair now.

01:28:46.000 Yes.

01:28:46.000 Right?

01:28:47.000 Like, say I was going to kill you unless you had an affair.

01:28:51.000 Okay.

01:28:51.000 Yeah.

01:28:52.000 How would you even do it?

01:28:53.000 You would start, open up a communication with some chick who you know is low on the moral scale.

01:29:00.000 How do you know?

01:29:00.000 How do you, I don't, I haven't, I've been married for 20, I've known my wife for 22 years, 21 years.

01:29:07.000 I don't know any chicks.

01:29:09.000 Well, that's the thing.

01:29:10.000 If I called up an ex-girlfriend, she'd be like, hello?

01:29:14.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:29:15.000 I wouldn't have their phone numbers.

01:29:17.000 You'd have to work it.

01:29:18.000 You see where there's, and then you see where there's like a little glint in her eye when she talks to you, and then you work it.

01:29:23.000 And who talks to me?

01:29:24.000 Whoever.

01:29:24.000 If you go to the bar and there's a chick there.

01:29:26.000 Brian, stop saying whoever.

01:29:27.000 I pointed a gun to your head.

01:29:29.000 What are you going to do?

01:29:29.000 See, for you, it's hard because you don't have social media.

01:29:32.000 Yeah, but you can't communicate on social media.

01:29:36.000 What do you mean?

01:29:36.000 Why?

01:29:37.000 Well, I guess you could DM, but now that's evidence.

01:29:40.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:29:40.000 So you would go to upstate and talk to exes up there?

01:29:44.000 It wasn't an ex.

01:29:45.000 It was like I met a girl at a burger joint.

01:29:48.000 How'd you meet her at a burger joint?

01:29:50.000 That was one of them.

01:29:51.000 No, what are we talking about?

01:29:52.000 I'm talking about starting now going forward in the future.

01:29:55.000 Not your bullshit what you fucked when you were 25.

01:29:58.000 That's boring.

01:29:58.000 It would be the same exact thing.

01:30:01.000 So you would start chatting to girls at burger joints and saying, hello, I'm Ryan.

01:30:05.000 Yeah.

01:30:06.000 Oh, hi, Ryan.

01:30:07.000 Want to fuck?

01:30:08.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:30:09.000 It would be a long game.

01:30:11.000 What do you do next?

01:30:12.000 It would be a thing that would, in the long term, completely ruin multiple lives.

01:30:17.000 So you go out on dates, you set up a date.

01:30:20.000 Now you have to set up a date three or four towns away, and you have to say to your wife and native necessarily, hey, I got to go work for Gavin.

01:30:26.000 See, well, the time constraints would be understood by the cheater girl, the mistress.

01:30:31.000 She would be like, well, he's married, so I know that he can't come over for any more than blah, blah, blah.

01:30:35.000 When do you tell her that?

01:30:36.000 You're completely honest right up front.

01:30:38.000 She's not going to fuck you.

01:30:40.000 Okay.

01:30:40.000 I mean, it literally, it happened to me before.

01:30:42.000 There wasn't a marriage involved, but it was equally as fucked up.

01:30:45.000 No, it's not equally as fucked up.

01:30:47.000 For the woman, it's equally as fucked up.

01:30:50.000 It's not even close.

01:30:50.000 It's double fucked up.

01:30:51.000 But women don't know what they want.

01:30:53.000 You have to lead them into something.

01:30:55.000 And if you lead them into bad territories like Breonna Taylor, they'll just stuff drugs up their ass and fucking go on a shootout with cops.

01:31:02.000 They have no idea what they want until a man is like, I will, here, this is what I'm offering you.

01:31:07.000 These are the ups, these are the downs.

01:31:09.000 And she feels a little naughty.

01:31:10.000 Ryan, I feel like you're a little bit of a drink.

01:31:10.000 Girls are fucking six when you were a toddler.

01:31:13.000 Don't sit here and give me a pickup artist session.

01:31:16.000 I'm talking about the logistics of a married man with kids.

01:31:19.000 But you're disagreeing that women will go along with such a thing.

01:31:22.000 They absolutely will.

01:31:22.000 And it happens.

01:31:24.000 Women are cheating on married people.

01:31:27.000 They're housebreaking all the time.

01:31:28.000 Yeah, I know that.

01:31:29.000 I just can't figure out the semantics of it.

01:31:31.000 I can't figure out the actual logical process.

01:31:35.000 But when you have that week away where your wife goes away or whatever, or if you fake a business trip and then we just come up with a video, I'm putting this all out there because I'd never planned on doing this, but it would be genius.

01:31:46.000 You would just plan to be like, oh, I'm going to Car Guys.

01:31:50.000 We're going to do a little bit of a car guys.

01:31:51.000 Okay, so we're going to go to the next one.

01:31:52.000 We film a short thing, and what is she going to look at the video?

01:31:54.000 Even if she's going to make a video, we go there to Maryland, right?

01:31:57.000 Now what?

01:31:58.000 You saw how ugly everyone was in that bar, and they're all men.

01:32:02.000 Well, you would be at this point.

01:32:03.000 And plus, married for 20 years, you have no game.

01:32:05.000 So I'm going to walk up to the bar with a beer and go, hi, can I buy you a drink?

01:32:10.000 Well, okay, well.

01:32:11.000 I'm trying to set up a mistress.

01:32:13.000 Not you, but cheater man, married guy, has this thing burning in him where he wants to bang a new chick and cheat on his wife.

01:32:21.000 So you would use that as your energy to hunt.

01:32:24.000 And you would be.

01:32:25.000 And by the way, when you get rejected, there's still a chick out there that wants you.

01:32:29.000 So it's like, when you're single, your bottom line of being rejected is like...

01:32:34.000 Stop talking down to me like you know more than me.

01:32:36.000 I'm talking about.

01:32:36.000 You're literally asking for how would you.

01:32:38.000 I know, and you're schooling me on love and women and shit that I knew about when you didn't have pubes.

01:32:44.000 What you just told me, what you just told me was.

01:32:47.000 The only thing, the only logical place we've gotten with this infuriating conversation is you make up a fake business trip, then you go to a local bar and you try to pick up there.

01:32:56.000 I don't know where you fuck them.

01:32:57.000 I guess you get a hotel.

01:33:00.000 I can't pick up girls at a bar.

01:33:02.000 You might be able to, but like a 55-year-old man going up to a bar and saying, hi, how are you?

01:33:10.000 A rich man.

01:33:11.000 I have one night and about three hours to find someone that wants to fuck me.

01:33:16.000 Excuse me, sir.

01:33:17.000 You have money.

01:33:18.000 You could pay for all her drinks, show a little flashiness, you got this car, and then you're funny.

01:33:22.000 And then by the end of the night, she's like, you're funny.

01:33:25.000 And you're drunk.

01:33:26.000 And now, okay, now you have a mistress in Maryland, a four-hour drive away.

01:33:30.000 Okay, well, I'm not, you want it to be a continual thing?

01:33:32.000 Then that, you know, then maybe you do car guys once a month.

01:33:36.000 And then we crank out that episode.

01:33:37.000 We're there for two days, record the first day, the second day.

01:33:40.000 You can make an excuse, be like, yeah, we're just staying there.

01:33:42.000 Now I got to make sure what's her name is there in town.

01:33:45.000 Hey.

01:33:46.000 Yeah.

01:33:47.000 Anyway, my point is, it seems way too complicated and way more work than it's worth.

01:33:54.000 I don't get how it happens so often.

01:33:58.000 I mean, 50% of marriages end and then they all seem to remarry.

01:34:04.000 That I get.

01:34:05.000 I get getting divorced and then being on dating apps.

01:34:08.000 That makes sense.

01:34:09.000 That's easy.

01:34:11.000 That's fucking, you just go in a bunch of sites.

01:34:13.000 I just don't get how, in this day and age, how you could be clandestine.

01:34:17.000 I think it'd be easier to get away with a murder than have a mistress like you said.

01:34:20.000 Yeah, it's destined to play the trailer for crimes and misdemeanors.

01:34:25.000 Okay.

01:34:26.000 I do want to see this movie.

01:34:28.000 It looks pretty damn good.

01:34:29.000 Shut up.

01:34:31.000 What?

01:34:33.000 You're a conversation stopper.

01:34:36.000 Crimes and misdemeanors.

01:34:39.000 We all have to wait here while Ryan tries to figure out how to spell misdemeanors.

01:34:43.000 I spelt it correctly.

01:34:44.000 I'm a very good speller.

01:34:45.000 We should have a spelling be, and I'd prove that I'm smart.

01:34:49.000 Ellen Alda kind of ruins it.

01:34:51.000 He always has like a sub story.

01:34:53.000 Over and over again, you'd leave Miriam.

01:34:55.000 We made plans.

01:34:58.000 See, see, stop.

01:34:59.000 That's the part that's got to be inevitable.

01:35:01.000 Where the mistress, the only way that this relationship can be good is if he shits on his marriage and says it's over.

01:35:08.000 But after a while, she's going to be like, okay, well, when are you getting divorced?

01:35:13.000 And that's exactly what happens here.

01:35:15.000 So she decides to sabotage the marriage, which he won't let happen.

01:35:20.000 You'd leave Miriam.

01:35:21.000 We made plan, Miriam's his wife.

01:35:26.000 I know I told you this before, but if you play your cards right, you can have my body.

01:35:30.000 Wouldn't you rather leave it to science?

01:35:32.000 You're everything, you're everything, you're every song I ever sing.

01:35:35.000 The woman was trying to calm her down.

01:35:39.000 What?

01:35:40.000 Threats?

01:35:40.000 Violence?

01:35:41.000 What are we talking about here?

01:35:42.000 She can be gotten rid of.

01:35:44.000 I mean, I know a lot of people.

01:35:45.000 Money will buy whatever's necessary.

01:35:47.000 I'm not even going to comment on that.

01:35:48.000 That's mind-boggling.

01:35:49.000 And were there more than 24-7?

01:35:51.000 Was that Peter Bogossian or something?

01:35:54.000 He donated his eyes to science.

01:35:59.000 That's the only thing that will satisfy me.

01:36:00.000 Marry me.

01:36:01.000 So Ewan Alda and him are fighting for me or Pharaoh.

01:36:04.000 No, thanks.

01:36:05.000 Can't they both lose?

01:36:26.000 God is a luxury I can't afford.

01:36:29.000 Damn.

01:36:29.000 Holy shit.

01:36:30.000 So that's kind of like a horror comedy or it's the only...

01:36:33.000 I'm giving it away that way that she gets murdered.

01:36:42.000 Sorry.

01:36:43.000 But it's an insane movie because at the end of the film, he's fine with it.

01:36:48.000 He's like, no.

01:36:51.000 You have nightmares for the first week or so, but then you're fine.

01:36:55.000 Now, I understand that when you have an affair, the mistress loses her shit and then you end up killing her to save your marriage.

01:37:02.000 That at least has logical dominoes.

01:37:06.000 You could hope for her just not being interested in you anymore.

01:37:09.000 She's like, you know what?

01:37:10.000 She moves on.

01:37:12.000 Or you kill her.

01:37:16.000 Or we gotta hit the bumper.

01:37:29.000 Let me touch it.

01:37:43.000 Garvin, no Gavin, and Chinese.

01:37:46.000 Well, that's fucked up.

01:37:49.000 Following the arrest of rappers who murdered people and rapped about it, and then in brackets, retards, they got a RICO case against them.

01:37:56.000 The black artists in the video make it about white oppression on the black people and how they are getting their freedom of speech stripped from them since the cops use the lyrics against them.

01:38:06.000 Whoa, that's an angle.

01:38:08.000 The artists ignore the fact that the rappers they locked up are murderers.

01:38:13.000 But what else would you expect?

01:38:15.000 What the fuck?

01:38:18.000 So wait, who's the Rico here?

01:38:20.000 And why are you not caught up with this?

01:38:24.000 1.15 p.m.

01:38:26.000 Gosh, yeah, yeah.

01:38:28.000 Boy, you're inept.

01:38:33.000 So are the cops Rico?

01:38:37.000 I believe in the First Amendment.

01:38:38.000 It's one of our most precious rights.

01:38:41.000 Hi, my name is Kennelis.

01:38:42.000 It's no secret that people of color are under attack every day.

01:38:46.000 But that's up.

01:38:46.000 We need to protect freedom of speech, especially when it comes to art.

01:38:50.000 My art is not a reflection of my character.

01:38:52.000 It's being an artist.

01:38:53.000 You should be able to always express the way you feel in that moment.

01:38:57.000 Freedom of speech and expression is important to me because I think of, you know, all the beautiful music that everybody's put out.

01:39:04.000 Being able to speak freely through music is important.

01:39:07.000 This is like Brass Eye, that British show from the early 90s where they tricked celebrities into condoning pedophilia and all kinds of horrible stuff.

01:39:14.000 It's a movement.

01:39:15.000 Protect black art.

01:39:17.000 Prosecutors filing new charges against artists Jeffrey Williams and Sergio Kitchen, citing their art as criminal evidence.

01:39:25.000 So in trying to prove real crimes in the street, the indictment keeps going back to art.

01:39:30.000 They're not using this against any other type of music.

01:39:34.000 No, but Eric Clapton didn't shoot the sheriff.

01:39:37.000 And Queen didn't just kill a man.

01:39:40.000 They did.

01:39:43.000 And I assume it wasn't solely on the rap lyrics, Doy.

01:39:47.000 Hold on a second.

01:39:48.000 Who wrote I Shot the Sheriff?

01:39:50.000 Was it Bob Marley or was it Clapton?

01:39:52.000 It was Bob Marley, Ryan.

01:39:53.000 Oh, so why'd they show Clapton?

01:39:55.000 Because they don't know that.

01:39:58.000 Or the white guy.

01:39:58.000 Let's just put on the white guy.

01:40:06.000 A demon.

01:40:07.000 Two men.

01:40:08.000 Legally, they're presumed innocent.

01:40:11.000 I'm going to deny Bonnie this time.

01:40:13.000 And so there is not an undertone.

01:40:15.000 It is clear racism.

01:40:17.000 It's a direct attack on black artists.

01:40:19.000 Gangster rap has become a dangerous thing.

01:40:21.000 So are they implying that black artists are randomly thrown in jail?

01:40:24.000 Because in a rap they go, yo, I shot a dude.

01:40:26.000 You did?

01:40:27.000 Well, you get to jail.

01:40:29.000 Like, that's so juvenile.

01:40:31.000 This is so embarrassing.

01:40:33.000 Talk about Amateur Hour at the Apollo.

01:40:36.000 And these people are sticking up for the likely black victims of the killings.

01:40:42.000 Profitable by selling lyrics about black-on-black violence.

01:40:45.000 It's not actually a form of music.

01:40:47.000 Hip-hop has done more damage to young African Americans than rawism.

01:40:52.000 This is how bad.

01:40:52.000 This reminds me of there was a guy who got a tattoo of the murder.

01:40:58.000 He killed some guy at a gas station or something, and he got a tattoo of the whole thing on his chest.

01:41:02.000 And they don't use this as 100% of the evidence, but it sends them on a trail.

01:41:09.000 Do you honestly think rappers are being thrown in prison just because they made up a fake story about killing someone?

01:41:15.000 Do you honestly believe that?

01:41:20.000 It's just low IQ garbage.

01:41:22.000 Wait, now it's January 6th?

01:41:25.000 What the fuck?

01:41:29.000 Proud boys and at home.

01:41:31.000 If this is how the system is.

01:41:32.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:41:35.000 So two rappers kill a guy, brag about it, they go to jail, and the Proud Boys are involved, and it's my fault.

01:41:42.000 Go back to that.

01:41:44.000 By the way, my quotes from this show were all over the Proud Boys trial, and they didn't belong there.

01:41:53.000 And profitable by selling lyrics about black-on-black violence.

01:41:57.000 It's not actually a form of music.

01:41:59.000 Hip-hop has done more damage to young African Americans than racism.

01:42:03.000 This is how bad the country is.

01:42:05.000 We're talking about lyrics.

01:42:07.000 You have people who formed Proud Boys and at home.

01:42:11.000 If this is how the system treats them, there are people who have formed Proud Boys and Black Americans day in and day out who aren't famous or well-known.

01:42:23.000 This is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

01:42:38.000 Thrown in jail.

01:42:39.000 All he did was murder someone and talk about it.

01:42:42.000 Is it a crime to murder someone now?

01:42:45.000 What the fuck is going on?

01:42:47.000 I murdered one guy and you act like I'm a murderer.

01:42:50.000 I'm a murderer to...

01:42:56.000 Protect black art.

01:42:58.000 I was doing research for my art.

01:43:03.000 I'm rarely gobsmacked, but this is a doozy.

01:43:09.000 Wow.

01:43:12.000 Wow.

01:43:15.000 Wow.

01:43:17.000 I mean, it would be one thing if, like, there was a diss track and they threatened to kill each other.

01:43:21.000 Yeah.

01:43:21.000 And they would be like, of course.

01:43:23.000 That's a threat.

01:43:24.000 It's like, well, that's.

01:43:24.000 I would be standing right next to them.

01:43:26.000 Correct.

01:43:26.000 Gohuru.

01:43:27.000 Fuck you.

01:43:28.000 Tupac and Biggie fucking both were like, we're going to kill you.

01:43:31.000 Body count had the song Cop Killer.

01:43:33.000 And they blew you up.

01:43:34.000 I'm not a fan, but I don't want that censored.

01:43:36.000 And I don't want him arrested, obviously.

01:43:38.000 I don't think it's a very healthy message to send out there.

01:43:41.000 And it could even inspire someone to kill a cop.

01:43:44.000 But I don't want him thrown in jail for that.

01:43:46.000 No one threw him in jail for that.

01:43:47.000 They blew up your head in the video.

01:43:49.000 Yeah, they blew up my head.

01:43:51.000 Fucking Chuck D and Rage Against a Machine made a video of me talking here and then my head exploded.

01:43:57.000 Where's the lawsuit?

01:43:59.000 I don't want Some fucking psycho to see it and decide to blow me up.

01:44:04.000 But I don't think anyone should go to jail for that.

01:44:06.000 And no one did go to jail for that.

01:44:07.000 They turned your head into a watermelon first.

01:44:09.000 And by the way, you think they're going to blow up a perfectly good watermelon?

01:44:12.000 Chuck D said that.

01:44:13.000 He's like, yo, proud boys are domestic terrorists.

01:44:16.000 No, proud boys are domestic terrorists.

01:44:19.000 And I go, you love terrorism, Chuck D. You fucking blew my head up in a video.

01:44:23.000 And he goes, that wasn't your head.

01:44:24.000 That was a watermelon, which you probably want me to eat with some fried chicken.

01:44:28.000 You know, I was just about to say, objection, Your Honor.

01:44:31.000 Why would he blow up a watermelon when he could devour it with his buddies?

01:44:34.000 Like, that was his comeback, which is Down syndrome levels.

01:44:39.000 Yeah, you're...

01:44:40.000 And then I think I said to him, imagine being our age and still going on the knee-jerk racism Uber reaction with fried chicken and watermelon every time you get into an argument.

01:44:53.000 Pathetic.

01:44:54.000 And then I was banned.

01:44:56.000 So relieved you said knee-jerk.

01:44:58.000 Thought that was good.

01:44:59.000 Dear fags, Lizzo ruffled the feathers of the disabled community.

01:45:02.000 We should have got Crip Daddy on to talk about this.

01:45:04.000 Oh, he loves Lizzo.

01:45:06.000 When she used an obscene slur that is so offensive, I'm not even sure censored.tv should air it.

01:45:11.000 Are you ready to hear about the word that is so demeaning it forced this fat blob to apologize to the woke mob?

01:45:16.000 Spaz.

01:45:18.000 It's basically the CP equivalent of...

01:45:22.000 Beware the power this once humble word holds.

01:45:25.000 I want to hear the song now.

01:45:30.000 She's redone it now, and she's deleted all the previous things.

01:45:34.000 Yo, I'm not so pretty and I often act like a spaz.

01:45:37.000 Wait, the girl.

01:45:38.000 The internet never forgets.

01:45:40.000 There has to be the original.

01:45:48.000 I like the lyrics so far.

01:45:54.000 I'm a spazz.

01:45:55.000 I'm about to nut somebody.

01:45:57.000 I'm going with my best friend.

01:45:58.000 She the only one I know to talk me off is deep in.

01:46:02.000 Cause that's my girl.

01:46:03.000 We codependent.

01:46:04.000 If she win it, then I'm waiting.

01:46:06.000 Yeah, we talk about it.

01:46:07.000 So go back.

01:46:08.000 We've already passed that part.

01:46:13.000 Offended.

01:46:14.000 You can call yourself a spaz.

01:46:17.000 I think a lot of these people who are freaking out are acting like a bunch of spastics.

01:46:22.000 And I'm not giving up the word spaz.

01:46:25.000 I gave up the word the n-word.

01:46:30.000 I'm having trouble letting go of retard, but I'm open to discussion.

01:46:35.000 But you can pry spaz from my cold, dead hands.

01:46:40.000 I'm just going to say it spazz from now on.

01:46:44.000 This one is right up your street.

01:46:45.000 Former British heavyweight champion Julius Francis, who fought Mike Tyson.

01:46:50.000 Fuck, that must be scary.

01:46:53.000 Now working as security at Box Park Wembley and dealing with some trouble today.

01:46:58.000 This is a great fight video.

01:47:01.000 And a reminder that the one screaming the loudest is often the one most full of shit.

01:47:05.000 Just because someone is dressed tough and has tattoos and he's like, you want me to fucking go off?

01:47:10.000 First of all, if he was going to go off, he already would have went off.

01:47:13.000 But those guys are not all they're cracked up to be.

01:47:16.000 And if a guy's really acting tough, he's probably full of shit and easy to knock out.

01:47:28.000 I'm not thrilled with this internet connection here.

01:47:33.000 Okay, we're ready.

01:47:39.000 This is Britain, right?

01:48:00.000 Probably on the east end of London.

01:48:04.000 Don't touch me, don't touch me.

01:48:05.000 That's speaking with Britain.

01:48:07.000 Mike Skinner says that in a song.

01:48:09.000 Don't touch me.

01:48:11.000 What have you done, Ryan?

01:48:14.000 What are you doing?

01:48:14.000 You're ruining everything.

01:48:24.000 The sound.

01:48:24.000 I rewounded this like 19 times when I saw it.

01:48:27.000 It's just like such a steak.

01:48:36.000 No, I thought that was the Julian guy going.

01:48:39.000 Maybe, yeah.

01:48:41.000 Either way, it's very gratifying.

01:48:44.000 No, you hear also a punch.

01:48:47.000 So whoever said that.

01:48:52.000 Fuck around and find out.

01:48:54.000 Hey, guys.

01:48:55.000 So normally my husband and I make fun of how gay you get about fashion LOL, but now I find myself actually needing some of this advice.

01:49:01.000 Oh.

01:49:05.000 After the little red hen makes all the bread with no help from anyone, she wants a slice.

01:49:13.000 If you and Maddie could weigh in, Maddie, he has a pearl jam tattoo, wears flip-flops and shorts even when it's snowing out, and has like seven biker shirts he recycles.

01:49:25.000 My husband Eric has always worked jobs like truck driver, equipment, operator, highway repairs.

01:49:30.000 So his work boots were the most durable and comfortable ones we could find.

01:49:32.000 Zero shits were given how they looked.

01:49:34.000 He'll be starting a new job.

01:49:36.000 Okay, I shouldn't be helping you because you were so rude and I should make you suffer for your mockery.

01:49:44.000 But just go with classic labels.

01:49:47.000 Filson.

01:49:52.000 The boots should be red wings.

01:49:54.000 Filson makes great shirts, great pants, flannels.

01:50:00.000 In the summer, you should still wear pants and your red wings.

01:50:03.000 Red wing boots are the key.

01:50:05.000 Although, the last pair I got, they never broke in.

01:50:08.000 They still hurt.

01:50:11.000 But Pendleton is another good label.

01:50:14.000 And yeah, that's it.

01:50:17.000 Just stick with classics.

01:50:19.000 And then I have those pants I told you about, remember?

01:50:23.000 Yeah.

01:50:23.000 What were those again?

01:50:24.000 Oil?

01:50:26.000 Oil and resin?

01:50:28.000 Oil and resin is a good label that has a lot of cool shirts, but that wasn't it.

01:50:33.000 Oh, fuck.

01:50:35.000 Iron and stuff.

01:50:36.000 Grease point.

01:50:37.000 Grease point workwear has cool jeans that cost a fucking fortune.

01:50:44.000 And then Red Clouds Collective has cool work shirts and stuff.

01:50:48.000 All of this is super expensive.

01:50:50.000 You know, a good polo that I like if you're doing something formal and it's warmout.

01:50:55.000 Brooks Brothers polos are really high quality, durable, they last forever.

01:51:02.000 And I've given you too much.

01:51:04.000 You're the grease points.

01:51:07.000 You were so rude to me.

01:51:09.000 And I just rolled over like a bitch.

01:51:13.000 All right, iron and resin, pretty dope.

01:51:16.000 A lot of waxiness.

01:51:18.000 And you go to Pendleton, and it looks like they've gotten to the level of success where they need to.

01:51:23.000 Oh, they've got...

01:51:24.000 You know, you've made it with an outdoor brand when everyone is black.

01:51:28.000 He's laughing.

01:51:29.000 What the fuck are we doing out here, man?

01:51:31.000 Where the fuck are we?

01:51:32.000 Did I die?

01:51:33.000 Is this heaven?

01:51:36.000 There's no buildings in heaven?

01:51:38.000 Yo, this wool sugar.

01:51:40.000 Yo, man, what if we need a snack?

01:51:43.000 You couldn't hook me up with the big Lebowski snacks?

01:51:45.000 Heaven ain't got any snapple?

01:51:47.000 How am I going to get a grape drink with no buildings?

01:51:50.000 So you mix the river water.

01:51:51.000 Oh, look at this.

01:51:52.000 They're everywhere.

01:51:54.000 Yeah, this guy loves the big Lebowski.

01:51:57.000 What's his favorite line from the Big Lebowski, you think?

01:52:00.000 Yo.

01:52:01.000 Dear Gav McKinnis, I know that you're adamantly against selfies and all they represent.

01:52:04.000 You definitely make good points against them.

01:52:06.000 It isn't as if the person can pretend they are suddenly friends with a celebrity.

01:52:09.000 Plus, you hate the idea of fans.

01:52:11.000 It's not very punk rock to fawn over someone or deify them.

01:52:14.000 But with you, it's different.

01:52:15.000 And this is my favorite subject, so of course I'm reading it.

01:52:17.000 You have become the avatar of free speech.

01:52:21.000 This is how to get into my good books.

01:52:23.000 You are so canceled, and people are such pussies, they have to request to not have their names read when they email you.

01:52:30.000 Or else face repercussions.

01:52:31.000 I understand them.

01:52:32.000 This guy is emailing me as War Machine.

01:52:38.000 Just as we could understand people fleeing back home to their huts before the battle in Braveheart, it is sensible.

01:52:44.000 But there is honor in having the courage to fight, just as there is to get a picture with you and say, fuck you if you have a problem with this.

01:52:50.000 People risk being ostracized by friends and family, fired at work, and becoming a pariah themselves just for being associated with you.

01:52:57.000 You are that poisonous, but in reality, you are that truthful.

01:53:00.000 And as we saw in What is a Woman, truth has become the most vile thing imaginable to the left.

01:53:05.000 Yeah, and that guy who had his account canceled.

01:53:08.000 And the funny thing about that account, too, he was a white guy, but Grindface and all these ghetto accounts who just show it because it's their friends, they are all getting shut down because we don't like the truth.

01:53:18.000 There we go.

01:53:19.000 Gavin McKinnis with a selfie stick.

01:53:21.000 You being such a beacon of truth means you are a preeminent villain to them.

01:53:26.000 Okay.

01:53:27.000 I get that.

01:53:28.000 I get your point.

01:53:29.000 By the way, did you see that thing that was leaked of Twitter techies talking about whether they should ban libs of TikTok or not?

01:53:37.000 They're like, I think we won't lose that many people, but it might not be good for us financially, meaning Elon's about to buy us.

01:53:47.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:53:48.000 Well, pull it up.

01:53:49.000 Are you looking for it?

01:53:50.000 Got this.

01:53:56.000 Well, there's the Twitter death threats, yeah.

01:53:58.000 I don't know if that's the same thing, though.

01:54:00.000 Oh, that looked like it.

01:54:01.000 Go back up.

01:54:03.000 There we go.

01:54:04.000 That's it.

01:54:05.000 I mean, we successfully deplatformed Trump.

01:54:07.000 I don't think deplatforming Libs of TikTok is going to cause a mass exodus, but I guess it may not be fiduciary, in our fiduciary interest, to enact a ban on a high-profile account right now.

01:54:17.000 Whoopthy doops.

01:54:19.000 She has an alternate website.

01:54:21.000 I haven't checked it out yet.

01:54:23.000 Who Libs does?

01:54:24.000 Yeah, it said subscribe here in case I'm booted.

01:54:27.000 Here we go.

01:54:28.000 Breaking leak internal messaging, blah, blah, blah.

01:54:30.000 Suspension for my account.

01:54:32.000 Yeah, we are.

01:54:33.000 Check out.com.

01:54:34.000 So she's got a backup.

01:54:37.000 We got it.

01:54:38.000 We got it.

01:54:39.000 So I watch Owen Crowder.

01:54:40.000 So I watch Owen Benjamin stream a lot and more on that.

01:54:42.000 On one occasion, he's expounded upon his time writing for Steven Crowder.

01:54:45.000 Obviously, there's some bad blood there.

01:54:47.000 One detail that stuck out to me was that at some point, Crowder called Owen and told him, hey, don't talk to Gavin anymore.

01:54:52.000 Owen didn't elaborate as to why Crowder didn't want him talking to the G-Dog, but clearly Crowder felt threatened by his association with you, meaning he felt as though your bad press would affect his bottom line.

01:55:02.000 Yeah, and he might be right.

01:55:04.000 I mean, they came at James O'Keefe for hanging out with me.

01:55:08.000 I think Crowder is a closeted gay guy, personally.

01:55:11.000 No one puts on that many dresses and isn't at least a little bit bi-curious.

01:55:16.000 Someone else says, if E.T. could fly, why didn't he fly back to the ship when he was first chased by the feds?

01:55:25.000 Well, the ship was gone.

01:55:27.000 And if you're talking about the very, very beginning when they forgot him, he can't fly like 9 million miles an hour and catch up to a spaceship.

01:55:34.000 But you're right.

01:55:36.000 At the beginning when the feds were chasing him, he could have just flied.

01:55:39.000 But I guess he was trying to not be noticed.

01:55:44.000 So he was hoping that they could escape on their own and he wouldn't have to give away that he's an alien who can fly.

01:55:51.000 Just want to say thanks for the show and thanks for the Johnny Apple referral.

01:55:54.000 Delta 8 is no joke.

01:55:55.000 I've laughed a lot at your material throughout the past, but having tried these STEM Go 8s, the riffing is making me laugh my fucking head off.

01:56:02.000 Hoping Flavored Delta comes out.

01:56:05.000 Okay.

01:56:10.000 Someone's calling themselves a greedy bitch.

01:56:12.000 It's too long.

01:56:14.000 Last one.

01:56:15.000 Amy Sederis shit chest apartment tour.

01:56:18.000 Amy Sederis has no husband or children and her apartment is retarded.

01:56:21.000 I know Amy.

01:56:22.000 I don't know.

01:56:22.000 I've hung out with her a couple times.

01:56:24.000 I went to dinner with her, Justin Throw, and Jennifer Anniston once and got wasted.

01:56:31.000 And I went to her book tour.

01:56:34.000 And yeah, she would be a fantastic mom.

01:56:38.000 That's the thing too, but Anthony Coomi's like, thank God I never had kids.

01:56:41.000 Yeah, it'd really suck if you were a dad with your drones and your best video game setup in the world.

01:56:46.000 Karaoke.

01:56:47.000 Karaoke, like he would be the funnest dad in the world.

01:56:50.000 And I've seen him around kids.

01:56:52.000 He's awesome.

01:56:53.000 He loves them.

01:56:54.000 He's laughing with them.

01:56:56.000 And Amy would have been the most fun, amazing mom on earth.

01:57:01.000 She also is still pretty.

01:57:03.000 Todd Oldham, who has been a design co-conspirator on too many projects to count before.

01:57:09.000 Enchanting and hilarious are the operative words.

01:57:13.000 I've lived in this apartment since 2008 and now it's 2018.

01:57:18.000 I didn't design Amy's house at all here, but I'm always happy to have a front row seat and get to see what kind of new adventures.

01:57:24.000 She was in Star Wars.

01:57:24.000 Imagine your mom was in Star Wars.

01:57:26.000 You can lower doorknobs and you can move electrical boxes and you can destroy, like he said, if you rent an apartment, it's great because you can just.

01:57:34.000 And when you read David Sederis' books, she's often in them because he's talking about her and she just sounds like the funnest, funniest, coolest person in the world.

01:57:43.000 You know what she used to do to her brother?

01:57:45.000 She would get off a stop early on the bus and just walk home.

01:57:48.000 And as she's getting off the public bus, she'd yell to her brother, good luck with your rape charges.

01:58:02.000 Is he gay?

01:58:03.000 Bench part and shorten the back end.

01:58:05.000 Why is it gay to sit in a different way, which sends relaxing?

01:58:08.000 Portland Strait.

01:58:10.000 It's amazing how many people are not having kids.

01:58:14.000 Todd Oldham gay?

01:58:18.000 Yes, he's a raging fag.

01:58:22.000 He's actually sucking a dick right now, according to the internet.

01:58:26.000 Currently raging.

01:58:27.000 HBU.

01:58:30.000 And his husband, our long-term boyfriend, is Tony Longoria.

01:58:37.000 That's a nickname.

01:58:40.000 Who's some sort of artist?

01:58:42.000 Because he's long in Longoria.

01:58:45.000 Okay, let's get to the final vid.

01:59:01.000 I thought I'd end on a happy note with a dude being with some gay porn.

01:59:07.000 We love watching men on this network because they're often derided, especially non-men of color.

01:59:16.000 I like how everyone else gets to be a color and we're not a color.

01:59:19.000 White.

01:59:19.000 Yeah.

01:59:21.000 Pink is a color.

01:59:24.000 So this guy doesn't want to get his shoes wet and doesn't want to bother taking them off.

01:59:27.000 So he figures, I'll just get the ball by standing on my hands.

01:59:32.000 You know how long you'd have to train to pull this off?

01:59:38.000 You're at risk of getting everything you own wet, too.

01:59:41.000 Yeah.

01:59:41.000 Oh, shit.

01:59:42.000 Check this out.

01:59:48.000 My arm would snap.

01:59:50.000 Uh-oh, did he dip his toe there?

01:59:54.000 And then he's back up.

02:00:00.000 Look at that.

02:00:02.000 That's a strong...

02:00:03.000 Oh, shit!

02:00:06.000 And he's back up.

02:00:08.000 Okay, I'd have to lie down for a month after that.

02:00:10.000 I'd have to just buy a new ball.

02:00:12.000 Anyway, isn't it crazy that it's become so radical to tell the truth?

02:00:16.000 I mean, we're trying to show you black's beaving badly, and everyone who previously pointed out is banned.

02:00:22.000 We find out that the Prowl boys, who were flashing white power symbols, which is this, yelling homophobic epithets like tranny and groomer, he was a tranny, and he did tell kids to suck his dick.

02:00:37.000 It's like just sitting here and telling you what actually happened has become this radical show that it's banned and we've been hacked and lost our URL and had the payment processors.

02:00:47.000 And all I'm doing is just saying normal dad stuff that your dad always said your whole life growing up.

02:00:54.000 And that I better say, because if I don't, we have the whole country burning down.

02:00:59.000 We have retailers going bankrupt, stores going bankrupt all over the country because they can just be robbed.

02:01:05.000 We've got 20 blacks murdered a day.

02:01:07.000 And we have kids being walked into the lion's den with people saying, if you object, you don't want gays to live.

02:01:13.000 No, I'm not falling for that bullshit.

02:01:16.000 I'm going to keep telling the truth.

02:01:17.000 And you should too.

02:01:18.000 So get fired.

02:01:19.000 Get in trouble.

02:01:20.000 Be brave.

02:01:21.000 And never stop fighting.

02:01:32.000 I'm out of here, money.

02:01:36.000 Bye-bye.

02:01:38.000 Bye, everybody.

02:01:58.000 Hold on, I'm coming.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 14, 2022

GOML S4 Ep129 - AMATEUR HOUR AT THE APOLLO

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