Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 22, 2023


GOML S4 Ep300 - PERSONALITY CRISIS (Part 1)


Episode Stats

Length

44 minutes

Words per Minute

158.06427

Word Count

6,968

Sentence Count

637

Misogynist Sentences

21

Hate Speech Sentences

43


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Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:22.000 We can't take her this way, and her friends don't want another spade!
00:00:28.000 Hope it's alright that today, to hear what she's gotta say.
00:00:33.000 All about that person, Ali Clifton, he got her while it was hot.
00:00:51.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
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00:01:09.000 More content than you could possibly devour.
00:01:11.000 If you were to devour everything on censored.tv, I would be worried about you.
00:01:16.000 Even if you had a January 6th size sentence of 22 years, I don't think you could get through all of our shit here.
00:01:25.000 From the archives, to the new stuff.
00:01:28.000 I'm hearing my voice come out of a speaker there, bro.
00:01:33.000 Oh, I know what that is.
00:01:37.000 Okay, Ryan is wearing a wool hat in the office.
00:01:41.000 Because he's smart.
00:01:46.000 And that's what his generation does.
00:01:47.000 They wear winter hats inside.
00:01:50.000 Oh wait, now I'm hearing my computer or some shit.
00:01:56.000 Computer's on.
00:01:57.000 Geez Louise, I can ignore it.
00:02:00.000 This has been quite the incompetence.
00:02:02.000 That's perfect, because today's special is the Competence Crisis.
00:02:07.000 That's why I chose Personality Crisis by the New York Dolls as the opening song.
00:02:13.000 I like to say Competency Crisis because it sounds like Personality Crisis, but the grammatically correct way to say it is Competence Crisis.
00:02:19.000 I have nine million examples that we'll get to shortly.
00:02:25.000 In fact, Ryan, I didn't even send you notes.
00:02:28.000 Correct.
00:02:28.000 Because you just have to go to the
00:02:31.000 The Google Doc.
00:02:33.000 And see my massive... I don't think we'll get through them all.
00:02:36.000 I've been compiling examples of the competence crisis.
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00:03:20.000 And by the way, diversity mongering is a huge part of the competence crisis, but it's only a factor.
00:03:27.000 There's phone addiction, there's feminism, it's a wonderful combination of everything wrong with the West today.
00:03:35.000 And the short version is, it's a war on meritocracy.
00:03:40.000 Really.
00:03:40.000 And when you absolve yourself of meritocracy, you invite failure.
00:03:45.000 And that's what we're living in today.
00:03:47.000 And complex systems can't survive the competence crisis.
00:03:51.000 So don't get hung up just on the diversity thing.
00:03:53.000 It's a biggie, but there's plenty more.
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00:05:25.000 Ryan, cue the competence crisis interstitial.
00:05:32.000 Uh-huh.
00:05:33.000 Not a problem, and here we go.
00:05:40.000 Okay.
00:05:40.000 I have to go turn off my computer in my office.
00:06:05.000 It's a crisis of incompetence.
00:06:07.000 And as we mentioned earlier in the week, that interstitial, that thing that Ryan made, it has a mistake in it.
00:06:17.000 He starts calling it the competency crisis, but he ends with competence crisis.
00:06:25.000 So it's kind of perfect in many ways.
00:06:27.000 It says competency.
00:06:30.000 Right?
00:06:32.000 So I did it right?
00:06:34.000 Wait, didn't you call it the competence crisis?
00:06:37.000 It's the competence crisis, but I call it the competency crisis because it sounds like personality crisis.
00:06:42.000 And I love the New York Dolls because they show us a time when trans people were cool.
00:06:47.000 That's my biggest problem with the modern trans movement.
00:06:50.000 It's just fat losers.
00:06:52.000 It's nerds looking for an identity.
00:06:54.000 None of them are cool.
00:06:57.000 David Bowie was trans.
00:06:59.000 He was cool.
00:07:00.000 You look like shit with your fucking slides on and your shorts are bigger than your t-shirts.
00:07:06.000 You look like a bell.
00:07:08.000 And your gross fluffy hair that you use too much conditioner on.
00:07:12.000 You look like a fuzz head.
00:07:14.000 You never read to kids either.
00:07:17.000 You never won?
00:07:18.000 David Bowie never read to kids.
00:07:21.000 True.
00:07:21.000 David Bowie, for a while there, was a fascist that said, we need another World War and I support the SS.
00:07:29.000 Oh, wait.
00:07:30.000 Oh, shit.
00:07:31.000 What?
00:07:33.000 This is literally him reading to kids.
00:07:35.000 Oh, damn it.
00:07:37.000 Damn you.
00:07:38.000 Wait a minute.
00:07:39.000 This is the wrong Google Docs.
00:07:42.000 How incompetent of me.
00:07:43.000 All right.
00:07:44.000 So.
00:07:47.000 Let's start with my life, my Land Rover LR3, what's commonly referred to by guys in the car business as a woman's Range Rover, has been in the shop now for a month.
00:08:01.000 I got it and it has this thing where you put the gas in and it goes like it's full, even though it's empty.
00:08:07.000 So I talk to Land Rover and they go, oh yeah, that's a recall.
00:08:11.000 So we'll fix that for free.
00:08:12.000 Oh, good.
00:08:13.000 So I'm going to get it back like two and a half weeks later.
00:08:17.000 It's not fixed.
00:08:18.000 So then I bring it back and they go, oh, that thing?
00:08:22.000 Yeah, that's not us.
00:08:23.000 So then I take it to my mechanic.
00:08:25.000 I go, can you fix this?
00:08:26.000 And he goes, holy shit.
00:08:28.000 I asked Land Rover for the parts.
00:08:29.000 They can't find them.
00:08:29.000 They don't exist.
00:08:30.000 But I could get it on eBay.
00:08:33.000 So he gets the part on eBay, but he has to dismantle basically the entire car to get to the gas tank where that thing is.
00:08:41.000 I go, let's just sell this hunk of shit.
00:08:43.000 I fucking hate this car.
00:08:45.000 It is absolute garbage.
00:08:47.000 I bought it because I'm a homo and all I care about is the way things look.
00:08:51.000 So I have a BMW 3 Series Land Rover and a beautiful 2000 Jag.
00:08:57.000 I'm getting rid of both the Land Rover and the BMW and I'm getting a Chevy Suburban.
00:09:00.000 Damn.
00:09:02.000 New.
00:09:03.000 So I don't have to worry about anything.
00:09:06.000 But, uh, that's incompetence in my life or just today at the gym.
00:09:11.000 This is a perfect example.
00:09:12.000 I'm sure I've mentioned it to you before, but I want to get this all together in one spot.
00:09:18.000 I sent you to this Ryan, I texted it to you.
00:09:20.000 So if you were to take a shit at my gym, it makes it very clear that you should not put toilet paper in the toilet.
00:09:27.000 Remember this story?
00:09:29.000 Please do not put used toilet paper in the garbage.
00:09:32.000 Use the toilet.
00:09:33.000 What?
00:09:34.000 He changed it.
00:09:37.000 Well, I think... Uh-oh.
00:09:39.000 Has it changed now?
00:09:41.000 Well, that's just as bad.
00:09:46.000 No.
00:09:46.000 It's not two levels of bad.
00:09:47.000 Okay.
00:09:48.000 You have to tell people.
00:09:49.000 I may have got the timing of this wrong because the sign used to say, and maybe it still says that in Spanish, please put toilet paper in the garbage, not in the toilet.
00:09:57.000 And I go to the owner, I go, what are you talking about, dude?
00:10:00.000 You can't put paper towels, I guess, in the toilet, but you can put toilet paper.
00:10:05.000 That's what it's designed for.
00:10:05.000 And he goes, I know.
00:10:07.000 But the toilet clogged a few times and the whole system of this building was all fucked up.
00:10:12.000 And the pipes were all blocked, and the owners of the building are Hispanic, they're from Colombia, and they think, because in Colombia it can't handle toilet paper, you're supposed to put it in the garbage, they think that it's my fault because my guys put toilet paper in there, and I want to renew my lease, so I had to put up a sign saying, don't put toilet paper in the garbage, just so they could see that, and they knew that I was trying to help.
00:10:34.000 And then what I do is I individually go up to people and say, don't pay any attention to that fucking sign or I'll kill you.
00:10:41.000 So this may be an update.
00:10:43.000 He might have gotten sick of all the shit paper that was in the fucking toilet.
00:10:47.000 The Spanish is terrible there.
00:10:48.000 But I promise you that the sign, if that doesn't say it now, it did used to say don't put toilet paper in the toilet.
00:10:57.000 Incompetence.
00:11:01.000 And the fun thing about this subject is it's just so ubiquitous.
00:11:07.000 Everything seems to come back to that.
00:11:09.000 For example, the F-35 we were talking about.
00:11:13.000 Here's one thing I don't get.
00:11:14.000 They say, you know what I'm talking about?
00:11:16.000 The F-35 that vanished and the military said no more planes for two days until we figure out what the fuck is going on.
00:11:22.000 This, coincidentally,
00:11:25.000 is happening right after we were told how important it is to get women and people of color and trans into military, into aviation, into the Air Force.
00:11:37.000 F-35s go about 1,300 miles an hour
00:11:42.000 The only people who should be driving them are human gods.
00:11:45.000 Those tend to be men, I've noticed.
00:11:48.000 Especially the sheer strength you need to handle those fucking... They're almost biblical, an F-35.
00:11:54.000 They cost 80 to 100 million dollars.
00:11:57.000 And this person ejected, punched out.
00:12:01.000 And now I'm hearing it went for another two hours.
00:12:05.000 Okay, so peak speed is 1,300.
00:12:06.000 Let's go down to 1,000.
00:12:07.000 Two hours is 2,000 miles.
00:12:11.000 He started going north from Charlotte, South Carolina.
00:12:15.000 Montreal is like 1,300 miles from Charlotte.
00:12:18.000 It's a long drive.
00:12:20.000 But in a jet, that's an hour.
00:12:24.000 That's only halfway there.
00:12:26.000 2,000 miles from Charlotte north is the very tippity-top of Quebec.
00:12:30.000 That's north-nord-de-rien-de-rinda.
00:12:34.000 Like, you know when you look at Canada and there's the fucking Hudson Bay and there's the big pointy part at the top of Quebec?
00:12:40.000 That's 2,000 miles from Charlotte.
00:12:41.000 So it should have crashed in the snow.
00:12:44.000 I don't know what's going on, but I do know that it landed in someone's... It, the pilot, Z, landed in someone's backyard.
00:12:54.000 Uh, whose backyard?
00:12:56.000 And can I please see this person?
00:13:01.000 I am guessing it's not a grizzled old white male with a mustache, a Tom Cruise and Maverick kind of guy.
00:13:09.000 I'm guessing.
00:13:11.000 And by the way, I lost my bet to you about that video.
00:13:13.000 It is fake.
00:13:14.000 Yes.
00:13:15.000 50 bucks.
00:13:15.000 I owe you.
00:13:17.000 I'm willing to, I'm willing to bet another 50.
00:13:19.000 You want to bet on this?
00:13:21.000 I'm not.
00:13:22.000 No, I think.
00:13:23.000 No.
00:13:25.000 Why not?
00:13:27.000 It doesn't feel... I'm not certain about this.
00:13:31.000 So, what does that mean?
00:13:33.000 I'm not confident in winning this as the other one.
00:13:36.000 Because I don't have my eyes on it.
00:13:37.000 I don't know any information besides what we're given and there's not enough to prove... I do believe that it could be... it would be cosmic justice if they revealed it was a black female pilot.
00:13:47.000 But...
00:13:48.000 Well, anything that's non-white male, even if it's a white male who's relatively new to the Air Force and was part of a push.
00:13:55.000 I see what you're trying to do.
00:13:57.000 I'll take my $50.
00:13:58.000 Thank you.
00:13:59.000 Okay.
00:14:00.000 Double or nothing.
00:14:02.000 So that's still pending, folks.
00:14:04.000 If that's a white man with tons of experience and he just fucked up, then I'll pay you 50 bucks.
00:14:12.000 Oh, never mind.
00:14:13.000 But can you just tell us the address of where it landed, please?
00:14:15.000 And can I talk to the people who live there?
00:14:18.000 There's the pilot!
00:14:20.000 They found him.
00:14:21.000 In the bathroom taking a shave, and I heard a screeching, running between a screech and a whistle.
00:14:28.000 Nice teeth.
00:14:31.000 Is this real?
00:14:32.000 Yes.
00:14:34.000 White says he didn't realize it was a plane at the time, so he didn't call anybody.
00:14:42.000 His name's White.
00:14:49.000 That guy's a racist caricature.
00:14:55.000 He should get cancelled.
00:14:57.000 Who's the guy who does the sounds in Police Academy?
00:15:00.000 The black guy?
00:15:01.000 He's called the black guy from Police Academy.
00:15:03.000 Michael Winslow.
00:15:05.000 Like these news interviews of black people show that he's not particularly talented as a black man.
00:15:12.000 That's just a thing they do.
00:15:13.000 They just grabbed a random black guy.
00:15:18.000 He actually isn't particularly talented.
00:15:21.000 He does stuff like that.
00:15:27.000 I said, why did this?
00:15:28.000 Is that not a drop?
00:15:29.000 I mean, well, what would you, what context would you use it in?
00:15:34.000 Like it's almost like the same one as the Criss Angel.
00:15:34.000 Anytime?
00:15:37.000 When we're excited.
00:15:37.000 Yeah.
00:15:38.000 Oh, okay.
00:15:39.000 Okay.
00:15:39.000 Yeah.
00:15:39.000 Yeah.
00:15:40.000 Put it in your notes.
00:15:41.000 We've got a drop folks.
00:15:45.000 Uh,
00:15:47.000 And to get away from diversity because it's a rut sort of like anti-semitism when you blame the Jews for all your problems if it rains on a Monday.
00:15:56.000 I want to just show you here's here's no diversity here's white people being retarded because Marxism has infiltrated our schools and no one knows anything anymore.
00:16:09.000 All they know in school is that we came here with a bunch of slaves 400 years ago, we killed all the Indians, and then we had slaves build us cities.
00:16:19.000 That's all they know, and that's horseshit.
00:16:21.000 So all they know is horseshit.
00:16:23.000 Okay, turn this up.
00:16:25.000 10 billion people on Earth, and Elon Musk has $200 billion.
00:16:29.000 Can't he just give each person $1 billion?
00:16:31.000 And here's the twist.
00:16:32.000 He will still have $190 billion left over.
00:16:34.000 Isn't that concerning?
00:16:40.000 Well this is a joke.
00:16:43.000 The whole page is a joke?
00:16:44.000 This is another joke.
00:16:45.000 She's in on it.
00:16:48.000 I went to his page and everyone is retarded.
00:16:52.000 Well I agree that people are retarded but I also think that she's like in on the joke there.
00:16:59.000 Because he does a lot of interviews.
00:17:01.000 There's ten fish in a tank.
00:17:03.000 Two die.
00:17:04.000 Which fishes are in the pond?
00:17:09.000 That bullshit about the 200 billion made it to MSNBC if you recall.
00:17:18.000 There's some black lady who goes he could give everyone in America a billion dollars and not only did her tweet blow up but she became a guest on the news and they both discussed Elon Musk giving all of us a billion dollars.
00:17:36.000 Let me be clear here.
00:17:37.000 There's about 300 million people in America.
00:17:40.000 200 billion divided by 300 million is satanic.
00:17:42.000 It's $666.6666666.
00:17:42.000 That's God saying this is retarded.
00:17:45.000 Yeah, remember?
00:17:58.000 They kindly left her out.
00:17:59.000 So if, if Elon Musk has 200 billion to spend cash, he could give us all $666, which I mean, that would, we'd all be back to where we were in about a day and a half.
00:18:12.000 Right.
00:18:13.000 Um, if you were to, what's the earth's population, 8 billion, 7 billion.
00:18:18.000 If you divide 200 billion by that many people, we could give everyone in the world about 25 bucks.
00:18:26.000 Which I don't recommend, by the way.
00:18:29.000 So keep your money, Elon, and we'll keep our schools churning out fucking retards.
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00:18:40.000 I used it today.
00:18:42.000 I was using, I was trying out my new jab, which comes 60% from my big toe.
00:18:49.000 My right, the ball and toe of my right foot is where I get my jabs.
00:18:53.000 And you know what Mr. Larry Barnes said to me today?
00:18:55.000 What'd he say?
00:18:56.000 He said, good jab.
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00:19:11.000 You better go to the fucking gym, or you're gonna punch a hole through your keyboard.
00:19:16.000 So it makes you go to the gym.
00:19:18.000 It sort of tricks you.
00:19:19.000 It's rape.
00:19:20.000 You rape yourself into going to the gym.
00:19:25.000 Did you ever rape yourself back when we used to beat off to pornography or just masturbate in general?
00:19:30.000 Pardon?
00:19:31.000 Did you ever rape yourself when you were a masturbator?
00:19:34.000 Like you don't want to do it and you're like, no, please.
00:19:36.000 And then you're like, what am I doing?
00:19:39.000 I don't recall that specifically.
00:19:42.000 The thing about not masturbating is If my wife wants to have sex in the day, and she puts on some lingerie or stuff.
00:19:48.000 It's like fucking a celebrity mmm like I'm so excited that my duration is Not impressive although.
00:19:56.000 I have noticed get going to the gym every day, and this could also be purple works I'm lasting a lot longer when I'm in shape.
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00:20:05.000 It's like being hungover and having not worked out in a while.
00:20:07.000 You're like, but when you're kind of ripped you're like Totally and then you're also she's like feeling your arms and stuff and she's like and you're like I bet she's totally tripping out on How ripped I am?
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00:22:15.000 Can I take the coffee from inside of the tin and bring that home?
00:22:18.000 Because I did run out of coffee.
00:22:20.000 Yeah.
00:22:21.000 Cool.
00:22:22.000 And I'll give my glowing review.
00:22:24.000 You can take the tin.
00:22:25.000 Tin taker.
00:22:28.000 Speaking of bad education, I sent you this pic separately.
00:22:32.000 My boxing buddy in Ireland sent me this.
00:22:37.000 Is it the man of color?
00:22:38.000 Our boxer, the censored, sponsored Harley Burke is training with Conor McGregor's coach right now in Dublin.
00:22:44.000 And I'm there now.
00:22:45.000 This is a pre-taped episode.
00:22:46.000 This?
00:22:47.000 Yeah.
00:22:47.000 Okay.
00:22:49.000 You.
00:22:49.000 We have to renew this country, restore the constitution, revamp government, revise the tax code, reestablish God back in schools, rework our entire foreign policy, and repair our broken currency.
00:23:02.000 Them.
00:23:03.000 Nigga put the Nike sign on some numbers, expects me to... I can't read it.
00:23:08.000 It's very funny.
00:23:09.000 It expects me to answer.
00:23:11.000 What is the answer to that?
00:23:14.000 Is it seven?
00:23:15.000 Yes.
00:23:15.000 Nice.
00:23:16.000 Was it the square root?
00:23:17.000 Yes.
00:23:17.000 It's been a while.
00:23:18.000 I've been thinking about just practicing math in my spare time just because.
00:23:22.000 Cause fuck it.
00:23:24.000 Okay.
00:23:25.000 Have fun with that.
00:23:27.000 Here's another example of incompetence.
00:23:29.000 This goes under diversity.
00:23:31.000 The cunt I've hated for years, Hassan Minhaj, I explained his background a while ago after Jon Stewart left the Daily Show.
00:23:39.000 It's all women at Comedy Central at this point.
00:23:41.000 A lot of sales girls who ended up being in charge of content for some reason.
00:23:46.000 They had nicknames like the killers of comedy.
00:23:48.000 They are obsessed with diversity, of course, so they choose Trevor Noah because he's an African.
00:23:55.000 And they love the idea of an African comedian.
00:23:57.000 Remember Trevor came on, he started making fun of Mugabe and all the other shit that goes on in Africa, like bald people being killed because they have gold in their heads?
00:24:05.000 Voodoo!
00:24:07.000 And then he stopped doing that because I think everyone went, I didn't know it was that shitty there.
00:24:12.000 Let's not mock them.
00:24:13.000 This is bordering on picking on retards.
00:24:17.000 So then he focused on Trump and other more important things.
00:24:20.000 And then they needed more diversity, of course, because that's the most important thing in comedy.
00:24:26.000 Not looking for the funniest person, but the most ethnic person you can find.
00:24:30.000 So the lady said, any Muslims?
00:24:33.000 And they go, they scoured New York, they couldn't find any.
00:24:35.000 Got some Indians in Queens.
00:24:37.000 The guy who killed Apu from The Simpsons, he's Indian, but not Muslim.
00:24:42.000 I want a Muslim guy.
00:24:44.000 Well, Muslims aren't funny.
00:24:47.000 But someone dug up some open mic loser with zero experience named Hasan Minhaj, and he comes to the Daily Show.
00:24:57.000 And this is the thing about white people.
00:24:58.000 I've noticed this with my wife's Indian side of the family.
00:25:02.000 They don't want you to be assimilated.
00:25:04.000 Because you can't say, I have a black friend, and then he shows up to play golf and goes, hey guys, what's going on?
00:25:10.000 Did you see that knee injury with the Jets the other day?
00:25:13.000 Yeowch!
00:25:14.000 I don't even know if it was the Jets.
00:25:18.000 And then everyone goes, you said you had a black friend.
00:25:20.000 That guy's a total fucking Oreo.
00:25:23.000 And you go, yeah, I wish I had a ghetto one, like a real one.
00:25:28.000 It's like if you go hunting, you want to catch a wild bear, not some bear that was like groomed for hunting.
00:25:36.000 And assimilated minorities are groomed for hunting.
00:25:41.000 They want a wild one in the wild.
00:25:43.000 So, what Indians and mulattoes do is they ramp up their blackness.
00:25:49.000 Even though she grew up in Idaho with her white mom, never met her black dad, she's like, brothers and sisters!
00:25:57.000 And they totally spice it up.
00:25:59.000 And then we go, yeah.
00:26:00.000 So Hassan gets a gig bitching about his first gig that really put him on the map after his pathetic garbage is this video where he bitched about Ashton Kutcher doing an Indian accent.
00:26:14.000 That was totally accurate, by the way.
00:26:16.000 Your accents, Indians, are so easy to do that it's considered hack.
00:26:23.000 Alex Jones, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Indians.
00:26:26.000 Easy peasy.
00:26:27.000 Yeah.
00:26:29.000 So, you're in.
00:26:31.000 He's hired.
00:26:32.000 But, as I've said a million times, if I was funded by the Scottish Mustache Society, when I was in office, I would feel obligated to do something Scottish-y mustache-y for the people that got me there.
00:26:44.000 So he feels obligated to bitch about Islamophobia.
00:26:49.000 That's kind of his role.
00:26:52.000 And that becomes not just his role, his entire career, pretending that America is Islamophobic.
00:26:58.000 And I would just like to say, I wish America was Islamophobic.
00:27:03.000 What a pipe dream.
00:27:05.000 I was thinking about if America actually was racist, there would be...
00:27:10.000 There'd be like a foundation called like, you know, America Against Black Drivers, and that would just be a thing.
00:27:16.000 And then you would see, you know, there'd be people in front of a CVS with a little table and be like, this is why black drivers imagine America was racist in the 40s, 50s.
00:27:26.000 Right up until Martin Luther King died, it was a racist place.
00:27:29.000 But if it was now, like, brochures in the waiting room, you'd be like, why black drivers suck?
00:27:34.000 Well, we would be sitting here going, why the fuck can't a black woman get a driver's license?
00:27:37.000 That's fucked up.
00:27:38.000 Yeah, honestly, we would.
00:27:39.000 I bet you anything, if we had the racist America that everyone thinks we have, it would be conservatives, Republicans, Libertarians, they would be the ones talking about why we need equality.
00:27:51.000 And the left, they'd be the commies, happy to take orders.
00:27:54.000 We saw this with COVID.
00:27:55.000 We know where their heart lies.
00:27:57.000 Anyway, so the New York Post exposed him and the New Yorker.
00:28:02.000 It's funny, the New Yorker is trying to absolve him of it, saying, it's just art.
00:28:07.000 And it's comedy, stand-up comedy.
00:28:09.000 And Hassan's point is like, I didn't lie, per se.
00:28:12.000 I was being colorful.
00:28:13.000 He goes, you don't go to a haunted house on Halloween and say, why are there ghosts here?
00:28:20.000 No.
00:28:21.000 A haunted house, we all sign up to be lied to.
00:28:24.000 With stand-up comedy, we sign up for you to tell us the truth in a funny way.
00:28:24.000 That's the deal.
00:28:31.000 You didn't tell us the truth.
00:28:32.000 You fucking lied.
00:28:34.000 And you shat on America.
00:28:36.000 White House Correspondents Dinner.
00:28:36.000 Look at him.
00:28:37.000 His job is to shit on America and how backwards we are.
00:28:41.000 Meanwhile, all this country's ever done is kiss him in his parents' ass.
00:28:45.000 And what does he do?
00:28:46.000 He builds a career on white guilt.
00:28:48.000 Now, I blame white people for this.
00:28:51.000 Because you like it.
00:28:53.000 You gobble it up.
00:28:54.000 You don't go, yeah, that sounds like bullshit.
00:28:57.000 So one popular story Minaj told in the King's Jester, that's his comedy special, was the chaos that ensued among his family when an envelope with white powder was sent to his house.
00:29:06.000 A bullshit.
00:29:08.000 What?
00:29:08.000 What a stupid story!
00:29:09.000 And his wife was going to murder him because of that story!
00:29:11.000 Because it puts that idea in someone's head!
00:29:30.000 Like, we both have daughters, right?
00:29:32.000 The last thing you would ever conceive of is making up a story where your daughter's in peril.
00:29:37.000 Yeah.
00:29:38.000 Because you don't even want to float the idea in your own head, let alone make it part of your comedy special.
00:29:43.000 Give someone an idea to write.
00:29:44.000 I'm not even going to give an example right now.
00:29:46.000 Yeah, I almost did too.
00:29:47.000 Because I don't want that.
00:29:49.000 Like, for instance, if somebody... Yeah.
00:29:53.000 He also admitted to fabricating the Brother Eric story.
00:29:56.000 You know what would be funny though about the anthrax is like it was anthrax but my uncle sent it.
00:30:03.000 Yeah he was trying to send it to the White House and he got confused because he's inbred.
00:30:09.000 Minaj also admitted to fabricating the Brother Eric story in this show in which he claimed that a white FBI informant infiltrated his family's mosque in the Sacramento area.
00:30:20.000 Uh, the funny man claimed he joked to the informant about him getting his pilot's license, which resulted in the police showing up and slamming Minaj into the hood of his car!
00:30:29.000 Fucking jerks.
00:30:31.000 By the way, yes, if someone at a mosque is joking or says they're getting their pilot's license in a nudge nudge wink wink kind of way, please do go to his house and please do slam him up against the car.
00:30:43.000 How many times have you heard about Muhammad Atta and the people who saw him getting his lessons and didn't want to sound Islamophobic so let him go.
00:30:51.000 Prejudice saves lives, folks.
00:30:54.000 If you see something, say something.
00:30:57.000 The funny man claimed he joked to the informer.
00:30:58.000 Oh yeah, so the idea for the story apparently stemmed from a time when Minhaj and other teenage Muslims were playing pick-up games with middle-aged men they thought were cops, one of whom apparently pushed Minhaj to the ground.
00:31:11.000 So they're playing pick-up basketball with Gen Xers, my people, and they're pussy millennials, and during the roughhousing he falls on his bum bum.
00:31:22.000 That becomes the FBI infiltrated my mosque, which he probably doesn't even go to, and slammed me up against the car.
00:31:30.000 Fucka you.
00:31:31.000 Remember when I met him, right?
00:31:33.000 He said, we're looking for someone, his producers called me and said, we're looking for someone who defends female soccer players getting less money.
00:31:41.000 And I was like, what has two thumbs and thinks women in soccer deserve less money?
00:31:46.000 This guy.
00:31:48.000 So we did it, and then they totally changed the whole thing and pretended, they bastardized my argument and did what the Daily Show does.
00:31:56.000 They edited around it to try to make me look bad.
00:32:00.000 So I exposed them in this video.
00:32:01.000 You can zoom out so people can look it up on their own time.
00:32:03.000 It's pretty long.
00:32:05.000 It's on Rebel News, Gavin McInnes, how the Daily Show tried and failed to make me look stupid.
00:32:11.000 Okay, so this is a funny joke.
00:32:16.000 Yeah, he goes, he goes, name some women in soccer.
00:32:20.000 And I just, I could have said, I don't know, because I don't care, because I don't watch it.
00:32:25.000 Like no one, like everyone else.
00:32:27.000 I don't watch women's soccer.
00:32:29.000 Um, and he goes, or soccer in general, and he goes, okay, name some names.
00:32:32.000 So then, as a joke, I start making up these crazy names, which he falls for, and then after the interview I go, I just made up those names, by the way, and he goes, oh shit, really?
00:32:40.000 And then makes that his joke!
00:32:42.000 Right.
00:32:43.000 And says, look, he's lying.
00:32:45.000 Looking back, part of me thinks they kind of leaned into the joke.
00:32:48.000 They kind of made your joke a thing.
00:32:50.000 Yeah.
00:32:52.000 Because it's the only funny thing, probably, that they could pull off is making your joke a thing.
00:32:57.000 You know what I mean?
00:32:58.000 Like, none of what he did was funny.
00:33:00.000 No, Detective Shitty.
00:33:01.000 Not a player.
00:33:03.000 Ziggler Norris.
00:33:05.000 But the idea is that people think you're serious and lying.
00:33:05.000 Also not a player.
00:33:08.000 Ziggler Norris.
00:33:09.000 That's insane.
00:33:10.000 Hi, I'm Ziggler.
00:33:13.000 A guy known to everyone as Junebug.
00:33:16.000 A guy known to everyone as Junebug.
00:33:19.000 And if you're gonna make up fake names, do better than Junebug!
00:33:23.000 That's the best you can do?
00:33:24.000 Yeah, literally.
00:33:25.000 Pretend I was serious when I was joking?
00:33:28.000 Wow!
00:33:29.000 This is way worse than I thought.
00:33:31.000 So this is the incompetence crisis.
00:33:36.000 I like the guy's art, though.
00:33:38.000 You hired a guy because he's Muslim, so he goes, okay, I'm the Muslim guy.
00:33:43.000 Alright, what's your life like?
00:33:46.000 Hell.
00:33:47.000 Oh, really?
00:33:48.000 Tell me more.
00:33:48.000 Uh, the FBI, like, threw me around.
00:33:53.000 Wow.
00:33:53.000 And then terrorists sent me anthrax?
00:33:56.000 What?
00:33:58.000 Rednecks are sending anthrax now?
00:34:00.000 Shut the fuck up, you wiener.
00:34:02.000 What a loser.
00:34:04.000 Oh, and then he said, remember one time he was talking about his show being cancelled?
00:34:07.000 And he's like, my kids grew up with this show.
00:34:09.000 We're all taking it pretty hard.
00:34:11.000 What?
00:34:11.000 Your kids are three.
00:34:14.000 I remember watching that as a baby.
00:34:16.000 And then when I was one, it was my favorite show, Daddy.
00:34:19.000 Fucking loser.
00:34:22.000 We're also seeing the death of meritocracy in construction and the trades, which is not a place you want to see people failing.
00:34:31.000 Here's a montage of a guy at a construction site, beautifully putting them all together.
00:34:35.000 Remember, you sent me this.
00:34:38.000 Yeah, this is great.
00:34:43.000 Good catch!
00:34:49.000 That one's just funny.
00:35:01.000 That one's funny too.
00:35:08.000 He's using his pants as a trough?
00:35:16.000 Safety first!
00:35:17.000 What a perfect face to have in between this.
00:35:22.000 Wistful.
00:35:25.000 Even Anthony with his house
00:35:30.000 Where is it?
00:35:30.000 Greenville?
00:35:32.000 It's falling apart already.
00:35:33.000 The hospital we toured that we're going to have our baby at, they said yeah they had this brand new wing and it was open.
00:35:41.000 It's going to be open in October before you guys give birth but
00:35:45.000 They had to close it, and they were like because the banisters are falling off the fucking walls Like all the things were being just like banisters are falling off walls.
00:35:54.000 Yeah, you know like they have like a railing So I guess you can't bump into the wall, or maybe you could hold it if you're old and we all I see okay
00:36:00.000 And those were just like, I could see that there's like a space between the shit and then also the railing has this fake wood on top of it and you could see every seam.
00:36:09.000 It looks like shit.
00:36:10.000 It looks like you built it out of Legos.
00:36:12.000 And like the natural gravity of it is like tilting it down off the wall.
00:36:17.000 So it's not secure.
00:36:18.000 Well, here's some good news with the competence crisis.
00:36:22.000 When you are qualified,
00:36:24.000 You're drowning in work.
00:36:26.000 So if you wanna be a plumber, a specialized plumber, you better be ready to be making $200,000 a year.
00:36:34.000 Or, say you do some renovations in someone's basement, and you do a great job, like the guy Matty O hooked me up with, Matt.
00:36:43.000 Dude, when I tell my friends about him, I'm gonna be like, I fucking found one!
00:36:49.000 And money is not really an object.
00:36:51.000 Like if you're repairing your house and this guy's like 20% more expensive than the others, you're getting that money back when you sell the house.
00:37:02.000 And there's nothing like having a qualified reno in your home.
00:37:07.000 It's a great feeling.
00:37:10.000 Conversely, when you just have a house built, like Anthony did, and it rains and you start seeing drips come into your brand fucking new house.
00:37:19.000 It couldn't be newer.
00:37:21.000 It's not even done yet it's so new.
00:37:23.000 And he has to redo the roof.
00:37:28.000 This was an article here about how young people today, and I like these because I want to get away from diversity, have no idea what they're doing.
00:37:38.000 How do I do that?
00:37:39.000 The new hires of 2023 are unprepared for work.
00:37:43.000 Do you know how to get through that?
00:37:44.000 Hack through that?
00:37:46.000 Remote learning during the pandemic left students short of basic skills.
00:37:50.000 Now companies are trying to teach them on the job.
00:37:54.000 And they don't want to learn.
00:37:56.000 That's the other problem.
00:37:58.000 You can't get a VPN thingy.
00:38:01.000 I just tried my little trick.
00:38:02.000 I've noticed, I noticed that with Vice.
00:38:04.000 And so this is millennials, I guess, where I told you about this before, right?
00:38:09.000 I go, could you work this weekend?
00:38:11.000 No, I got some me time.
00:38:12.000 I got, okay, how about 500 bucks?
00:38:15.000 And you keep going up with the money, you can get to 50 grand.
00:38:18.000 And they'll be like, no, thanks.
00:38:20.000 I guess because they haven't suffered, money is no longer an incentive.
00:38:25.000 Anyway, you can look that up.
00:38:27.000 Dude, there's that thing that Elon Musk put out.
00:38:30.000 Do you remember?
00:38:31.000 Where he said you can bypass... fuck, I forgot the name of it.
00:38:36.000 You can bypass all the paywalls.
00:38:39.000 Oh, here's a spooky one.
00:38:40.000 We got a letter from a baby monster.
00:38:43.000 He says, not sure whether the Choctaw's won up to incompetence or malice, but a major Ontario school board has just removed all books from before 2008, that's when I left Vice, in order to adhere to a new government equity regulation.
00:39:00.000 Apparently the Diary of Anne Frank was not inclusive enough.
00:39:04.000 And I guess the Hungry Caterpillar is a metaphor for Hitler?
00:39:07.000 Boy, the Ontario school boards have done so much damage to this fucking country.
00:39:12.000 And then he has the link there.
00:39:14.000 I don't even understand that.
00:39:16.000 I guess, uh, we were all too racist up until 2007?
00:39:21.000 What?
00:39:30.000 And what do they do with these books?
00:39:32.000 Maybe burn them would be a good policy?
00:39:36.000 Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry.
00:39:40.000 Yeah, every book was made before 2008.
00:39:44.000 Like when you think of books, you don't think of post-2008.
00:39:50.000 That is so weird.
00:39:52.000 I bet if I went through my bookshelf, 1% of them would be post-2008.
00:39:56.000 Same with every bookshelf around.
00:39:58.000 Everyone watching here, go to your bookshelf right now.
00:40:01.000 Show me how many new books you have.
00:40:03.000 Maybe like J.D.
00:40:04.000 Vance?
00:40:06.000 That Hillbilly Elegy thing?
00:40:10.000 I mean, I can think of like five modern books.
00:40:13.000 What a bizarre ritual.
00:40:17.000 Alright, let's get behind the paywall.
00:40:19.000 It's almost been an hour.
00:40:21.000 Before we go, I would like to recommend Nita Fashions.
00:40:27.000 I've got my name here.
00:40:29.000 I chose this lining, by the way.
00:40:31.000 I don't know if you can see it.
00:40:33.000 It's like elk's heads and various tartans.
00:40:36.000 It's a power clash with my tartan suit, my purple tartan suit.
00:40:41.000 I've got all the basics now with them, black suits, white suits, and now I'm getting kookified.
00:40:46.000 And when you go, so you make an appointment, check out their schedule, you make an appointment
00:40:51.000 And they have, like, when they see me coming, they're like, all right, the G is here.
00:40:56.000 Let's pull out the kookified book.
00:40:58.000 And you have all these looks.
00:41:00.000 Like, there's two things.
00:41:00.000 There's the books that shows you the suits, and you go, I like that one.
00:41:03.000 Or there's the actual textiles, and you can design the suit from scratch with them.
00:41:07.000 Sorry to sound like a homo, but it's fucking fun.
00:41:10.000 And you're pampered, you're re-measured.
00:41:12.000 Oh, is your waist getting bigger, buddy?
00:41:15.000 Okay, let me check that neck.
00:41:16.000 You got a fat neck, my man.
00:41:20.000 They measure me, they have all my... I could just call them right now and say, send me a brown corduroy suit.
00:41:25.000 And they'd maybe have some questions about the buttons.
00:41:27.000 I chose these buttons.
00:41:29.000 But it would be at my doorstep in a couple weeks.
00:41:33.000 So, you go there, you make an appointment, you can do, if you're the cheapest cheap, you could probably get a shirt for 50 bucks, you could probably get a suit for under a thousand, and even if you're blue collar and you never wear a suit, you go to weddings, you go to funerals, you should have at least one.
00:41:46.000 And when you have it tailor-made, it feels like PJs.
00:41:50.000 When I come home in my suit, I go to the bar after work sometimes, wearing my suit, I come home, I don't run to the bedroom to change into my basketball shorts.
00:41:58.000 Like, I tuck the kids into bed wearing this shirt with maybe my ties off.
00:42:03.000 Because it feels like Pee Pee Jam Jams.
00:42:06.000 It feels like PJs.
00:42:08.000 I asked you to pull up the schedule, bro.
00:42:10.000 Oh yeah.
00:42:11.000 So I think they start around October 18th.
00:42:13.000 In a couple weeks.
00:42:16.000 Oh no, September 22nd.
00:42:16.000 So in two days.
00:42:19.000 Or no, wait, it's... Today.
00:42:21.000 Wednesday.
00:42:22.000 Today!
00:42:23.000 Today!
00:42:24.000 They just started today.
00:42:25.000 They're in Palo Alto, California.
00:42:28.000 So you make an appointment.
00:42:29.000 You can contact them through their Instagram.
00:42:31.000 That seems to be what you young people enjoy doing.
00:42:33.000 You go there, you get fitted, you choose things.
00:42:35.000 If you got money, you can get a ton of suits.
00:42:39.000 I have, I'm going to have to buy a new rack, because I have too many suits from them.
00:42:43.000 And it's, when it arrives, it's like Christmas.
00:42:47.000 Oh yeah.
00:42:48.000 It really is one of my only joys.
00:42:50.000 Like, Gav's Tab, obviously, my home bar I love.
00:42:54.000 My car I love.
00:42:55.000 I love booze, but that's not really a thing, that's more of an addiction.
00:43:00.000 But this is one of the few, like, surprises where I go, this is exciting.
00:43:06.000 And, you know, you feel like you're in control of your own destiny, too.
00:43:09.000 And you really don't know what it's like to have a tailored suit until you have a tailored suit.
00:43:13.000 And then you're like, what the fuck was I waiting for?
00:43:15.000 I was so uncomfortable.
00:43:17.000 Even, like, in the summers.
00:43:19.000 So you get, like, a linen suit.
00:43:22.000 And during a heatwave in July, you're not hot.
00:43:26.000 You're fine on the New York subway in August.
00:43:29.000 Because it's all breathable fabrics.
00:43:35.000 Filson Pants, Barracuda, Harrington, I think that flannel is called Portuguese, American Optical Glasses, and Todd Snyder Chuck Taylors I'm wearing.
00:43:48.000 And that's just a casual outfit.
00:43:51.000 Anyway, so check them out, sign up for that.
00:43:54.000 Tell them that Baby Monster sent you and you'll get a discount.
00:43:58.000 But let's get behind the paywall with more incompetence.
00:44:03.000 I'm not going to throw these, right?
00:44:04.000 We just cut it.