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00:00:13.000Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:22.000We can't take her this way, and her friends don't want another spade!
00:00:28.000Hope it's alright that today, to hear what she's gotta say.
00:00:33.000All about that person, Ali Clifton, he got her while it was hot.
00:02:02.000That's perfect, because today's special is the Competence Crisis.
00:02:07.000That's why I chose Personality Crisis by the New York Dolls as the opening song.
00:02:13.000I like to say Competency Crisis because it sounds like Personality Crisis, but the grammatically correct way to say it is Competence Crisis.
00:02:19.000I have nine million examples that we'll get to shortly.
00:02:25.000In fact, Ryan, I didn't even send you notes.
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00:07:47.000Let's start with my life, my Land Rover LR3, what's commonly referred to by guys in the car business as a woman's Range Rover, has been in the shop now for a month.
00:08:01.000I got it and it has this thing where you put the gas in and it goes like it's full, even though it's empty.
00:08:07.000So I talk to Land Rover and they go, oh yeah, that's a recall.
00:09:49.000I may have got the timing of this wrong because the sign used to say, and maybe it still says that in Spanish, please put toilet paper in the garbage, not in the toilet.
00:09:57.000And I go to the owner, I go, what are you talking about, dude?
00:10:00.000You can't put paper towels, I guess, in the toilet, but you can put toilet paper.
00:10:07.000But the toilet clogged a few times and the whole system of this building was all fucked up.
00:10:12.000And the pipes were all blocked, and the owners of the building are Hispanic, they're from Colombia, and they think, because in Colombia it can't handle toilet paper, you're supposed to put it in the garbage, they think that it's my fault because my guys put toilet paper in there, and I want to renew my lease, so I had to put up a sign saying, don't put toilet paper in the garbage, just so they could see that, and they knew that I was trying to help.
00:10:34.000And then what I do is I individually go up to people and say, don't pay any attention to that fucking sign or I'll kill you.
00:11:25.000is happening right after we were told how important it is to get women and people of color and trans into military, into aviation, into the Air Force.
00:13:37.000I don't know any information besides what we're given and there's not enough to prove... I do believe that it could be... it would be cosmic justice if they revealed it was a black female pilot.
00:15:47.000And to get away from diversity because it's a rut sort of like anti-semitism when you blame the Jews for all your problems if it rains on a Monday.
00:15:56.000I want to just show you here's here's no diversity here's white people being retarded because Marxism has infiltrated our schools and no one knows anything anymore.
00:16:09.000All they know in school is that we came here with a bunch of slaves 400 years ago, we killed all the Indians, and then we had slaves build us cities.
00:16:19.000That's all they know, and that's horseshit.
00:17:09.000That bullshit about the 200 billion made it to MSNBC if you recall.
00:17:18.000There's some black lady who goes he could give everyone in America a billion dollars and not only did her tweet blow up but she became a guest on the news and they both discussed Elon Musk giving all of us a billion dollars.
00:17:59.000So if, if Elon Musk has 200 billion to spend cash, he could give us all $666, which I mean, that would, we'd all be back to where we were in about a day and a half.
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00:22:49.000We have to renew this country, restore the constitution, revamp government, revise the tax code, reestablish God back in schools, rework our entire foreign policy, and repair our broken currency.
00:23:31.000The cunt I've hated for years, Hassan Minhaj, I explained his background a while ago after Jon Stewart left the Daily Show.
00:23:39.000It's all women at Comedy Central at this point.
00:23:41.000A lot of sales girls who ended up being in charge of content for some reason.
00:23:46.000They had nicknames like the killers of comedy.
00:23:48.000They are obsessed with diversity, of course, so they choose Trevor Noah because he's an African.
00:23:55.000And they love the idea of an African comedian.
00:23:57.000Remember Trevor came on, he started making fun of Mugabe and all the other shit that goes on in Africa, like bald people being killed because they have gold in their heads?
00:26:00.000So Hassan gets a gig bitching about his first gig that really put him on the map after his pathetic garbage is this video where he bitched about Ashton Kutcher doing an Indian accent.
00:26:14.000That was totally accurate, by the way.
00:26:16.000Your accents, Indians, are so easy to do that it's considered hack.
00:26:23.000Alex Jones, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Indians.
00:26:32.000But, as I've said a million times, if I was funded by the Scottish Mustache Society, when I was in office, I would feel obligated to do something Scottish-y mustache-y for the people that got me there.
00:26:44.000So he feels obligated to bitch about Islamophobia.
00:27:05.000I was thinking about if America actually was racist, there would be...
00:27:10.000There'd be like a foundation called like, you know, America Against Black Drivers, and that would just be a thing.
00:27:16.000And then you would see, you know, there'd be people in front of a CVS with a little table and be like, this is why black drivers imagine America was racist in the 40s, 50s.
00:27:26.000Right up until Martin Luther King died, it was a racist place.
00:27:29.000But if it was now, like, brochures in the waiting room, you'd be like, why black drivers suck?
00:27:34.000Well, we would be sitting here going, why the fuck can't a black woman get a driver's license?
00:27:39.000I bet you anything, if we had the racist America that everyone thinks we have, it would be conservatives, Republicans, Libertarians, they would be the ones talking about why we need equality.
00:27:51.000And the left, they'd be the commies, happy to take orders.
00:28:54.000You don't go, yeah, that sounds like bullshit.
00:28:57.000So one popular story Minaj told in the King's Jester, that's his comedy special, was the chaos that ensued among his family when an envelope with white powder was sent to his house.
00:29:49.000Like, for instance, if somebody... Yeah.
00:29:53.000He also admitted to fabricating the Brother Eric story.
00:29:56.000You know what would be funny though about the anthrax is like it was anthrax but my uncle sent it.
00:30:03.000Yeah he was trying to send it to the White House and he got confused because he's inbred.
00:30:09.000Minaj also admitted to fabricating the Brother Eric story in this show in which he claimed that a white FBI informant infiltrated his family's mosque in the Sacramento area.
00:30:20.000Uh, the funny man claimed he joked to the informant about him getting his pilot's license, which resulted in the police showing up and slamming Minaj into the hood of his car!
00:30:31.000By the way, yes, if someone at a mosque is joking or says they're getting their pilot's license in a nudge nudge wink wink kind of way, please do go to his house and please do slam him up against the car.
00:30:43.000How many times have you heard about Muhammad Atta and the people who saw him getting his lessons and didn't want to sound Islamophobic so let him go.
00:30:57.000The funny man claimed he joked to the informer.
00:30:58.000Oh yeah, so the idea for the story apparently stemmed from a time when Minhaj and other teenage Muslims were playing pick-up games with middle-aged men they thought were cops, one of whom apparently pushed Minhaj to the ground.
00:31:11.000So they're playing pick-up basketball with Gen Xers, my people, and they're pussy millennials, and during the roughhousing he falls on his bum bum.
00:31:22.000That becomes the FBI infiltrated my mosque, which he probably doesn't even go to, and slammed me up against the car.
00:31:33.000He said, we're looking for someone, his producers called me and said, we're looking for someone who defends female soccer players getting less money.
00:31:41.000And I was like, what has two thumbs and thinks women in soccer deserve less money?
00:32:29.000Um, and he goes, or soccer in general, and he goes, okay, name some names.
00:32:32.000So then, as a joke, I start making up these crazy names, which he falls for, and then after the interview I go, I just made up those names, by the way, and he goes, oh shit, really?
00:35:33.000The hospital we toured that we're going to have our baby at, they said yeah they had this brand new wing and it was open.
00:35:41.000It's going to be open in October before you guys give birth but
00:35:45.000They had to close it, and they were like because the banisters are falling off the fucking walls Like all the things were being just like banisters are falling off walls.
00:35:54.000Yeah, you know like they have like a railing So I guess you can't bump into the wall, or maybe you could hold it if you're old and we all I see okay
00:36:00.000And those were just like, I could see that there's like a space between the shit and then also the railing has this fake wood on top of it and you could see every seam.
00:36:51.000Like if you're repairing your house and this guy's like 20% more expensive than the others, you're getting that money back when you sell the house.
00:37:02.000And there's nothing like having a qualified reno in your home.
00:37:10.000Conversely, when you just have a house built, like Anthony did, and it rains and you start seeing drips come into your brand fucking new house.
00:37:28.000This was an article here about how young people today, and I like these because I want to get away from diversity, have no idea what they're doing.
00:38:43.000He says, not sure whether the Choctaw's won up to incompetence or malice, but a major Ontario school board has just removed all books from before 2008, that's when I left Vice, in order to adhere to a new government equity regulation.
00:39:00.000Apparently the Diary of Anne Frank was not inclusive enough.
00:39:04.000And I guess the Hungry Caterpillar is a metaphor for Hitler?
00:39:07.000Boy, the Ontario school boards have done so much damage to this fucking country.
00:41:29.000But it would be at my doorstep in a couple weeks.
00:41:33.000So, you go there, you make an appointment, you can do, if you're the cheapest cheap, you could probably get a shirt for 50 bucks, you could probably get a suit for under a thousand, and even if you're blue collar and you never wear a suit, you go to weddings, you go to funerals, you should have at least one.
00:41:46.000And when you have it tailor-made, it feels like PJs.
00:41:50.000When I come home in my suit, I go to the bar after work sometimes, wearing my suit, I come home, I don't run to the bedroom to change into my basketball shorts.
00:41:58.000Like, I tuck the kids into bed wearing this shirt with maybe my ties off.
00:42:03.000Because it feels like Pee Pee Jam Jams.
00:43:35.000Filson Pants, Barracuda, Harrington, I think that flannel is called Portuguese, American Optical Glasses, and Todd Snyder Chuck Taylors I'm wearing.