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00:03:52.000And then we have people calling in saying Rick Rubin didn't produce my record, correct?
00:03:59.000And the Catholicism is gay because the Pope had a circus there and now we're getting into Ryan defending the Pope and Catholicism on a show called Cops and Robbers.
00:04:08.000I even regret last night going through all the dead allies.
00:04:12.000We were initially talking about that guy.
00:04:20.000And then we listed, I should have done on this show, we listed all the different people who went somewhere to help someone and their naivete got them killed.
00:04:29.000The Timothy Treadwells of the hood, if you will.
00:04:40.000I listed last night, I listed about, I don't know, a dozen people who would, like Pippa Becka is my favorite one, where she hitchhiked across the Middle East to disprove the myth that it's sexist over there.
00:04:54.000She was promptly dismembered, raped to death, and her torso was burned.
00:06:00.000They have presently been part of zero skirmishes, despite what the police claim.
00:06:05.000They meet privately and are focused on improving men's lives.
00:06:08.000For some reason, the British government doesn't understand that and stops the Irish division every time they travel.
00:06:15.000As the founder of the club and the world's leading expert on their behavior, I'd like to formally let the authorities know Proud Boys Britannia are not a politically active organization and deserve to travel freely anywhere they want to go.
00:06:32.000I'm doing a book on the Proud Boys and I'm going to make it look like Vice Magazine because if you're doing a book on that club, you should get across how stupid and funny they are.
00:06:44.000Like you know that speech Ben Stiller gives in Tropic Thunder where he talks about embracing retardation and how he had to really get into it and he was reluctant at first?
00:06:58.000I've never heard anything of any importance at any meeting ever.
00:07:03.000I heard a good one once they were there at this meeting and this guy was there everyone was doing cocaine the amount of cocaine this club does is mental and no one ever talks about that like mental amounts and like at most meetups there's just lines everywhere like you'll sit down there'll be a line there I can't do it anymore
00:07:22.000Makes my toes go numb and hurts my liver.
00:07:24.000But anyway, this guy was like, he was gonna do a line and it didn't look like he was doing a line.
00:07:31.000And the president of that particular chapter goes, do the line, fed.
00:10:27.000And I was just like, I want to just say out loud to all the kids, because all the kids from Fordham, or was it the Bronx subway stop, I just wanted to yell out, I fucking hate your crocs.
00:12:05.000Also in the news for what we're doing coming soon battle of the bands So for all you people who are not involved in we're not behind the paywall.
00:12:14.000We're doing this thing hits per year Is it per year?
00:12:19.000Yeah, so we look at a band like the Rolling Stones who are fucking amazing obviously they've had about 20 hits but
00:12:27.000And when we talk about a band's lifespan, we talk about when they started up until when they stopped being good.
00:12:36.000We're ending it, I think, undercover of the night.
00:12:39.000So it ends up being like a hit a year.
00:12:42.000The Replacements, on the other hand, many more hits per year.
00:12:46.000Same with who is the other one we've done.
00:12:48.000We've done three Replacements the who know we didn't get to the who yet Rolling Stones and Van Halen Van Halen more hits because Van Halen were only good with David Lee Roth And you can't count covers, but I was listening to on my cassette deck in my 2000 Jag XJR I was listening to back in black and
00:13:08.000Dude, I think every single song on that album is a hit.
00:13:12.000And the more obscure ones that you'd never hear on the radio are like the best.
00:13:15.000You know what would have really helped them if they didn't have Thunderstruck?
00:13:18.000Because then I could have made their career much shorter, but they had a billion billion hits, then they kind of sucked for a while, and then they had Thunderstruck.
00:15:00.000Well, I was in the gym with tons of blacks and this came on and I was like, I wonder what the fuck they're thinking about this song right now.
00:15:21.000They started out as an art experiment of these managers Lambert and Stamp, back when managers decided what you do, which is why Joe Strummer kicked McJones out of the class, because Bernie Rhodes told him to.
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00:17:24.000That's when, after you take it, you get these sort of tingles in your hands.
00:17:28.000And I tell you, it gives you second wind.
00:17:30.000You know what I realized lying in bed this morning?
00:17:33.000I can remember my previous workouts perfectly.
00:18:43.000And then, like, when I was completely fast asleep and I thought the funniest thing in the world is how many people want money, and then the answer is eight.
00:19:55.000I was gonna save this for the LGBTQ segment of the show which we're not doing today.
00:20:02.000Today by the way it's gonna be we'll do fun little silly things like what to wear if you're filming Congress people and then we'll take calls and we'll go behind the paywall maybe a call or two in and then we'll just take calls for the remaining hour.
00:20:18.000So that's that's kind of a better vibe isn't it?
00:20:21.000We hang with the... Friday hanging with the baby monsties.
00:20:58.000There have been some good calls relating cops, relating to cops, but yeah.
00:21:02.000Well, I had buddies texting me going, hey, I was on hold forever and I was going to tell you a great story about the dude from Biohazard because we talked to him last night.
00:21:36.000Maybe you could screen call, well, the problem with like last night's calls too is like, I always thought a solution to screening is iScreen.
00:21:43.000So this guy comes on, he goes, I want to talk about Christianity.
00:24:22.000Speaking of dying of old age, I was talking to someone who had a bypass, just like Anthony did, and they go, you gotta understand, this isn't like cancer, where you're worse and worse, and then you fight it with some chemo, and then you get kinda better, and then two years later it comes back, and then you die.
00:24:40.000Unless you get more chemo, and then you might buy another two years.
00:24:43.000It's like replacing an engine in a car.
00:24:47.000So yeah, it sucks for the first week to recover, and then you're fucking rocking.
00:26:45.000Well there are some n-words who occasionally work there and I'll notice when I'm doing my set I see them go and that's wildly uncomfortable.
00:26:56.000Speaking of faggots I yeah where is it yeah one four
00:27:03.000I know you look at this and you go, what is going on?
00:28:04.000I'm mad because you're making kids vulnerable by choosing a disproportionately dangerous group when it comes to child sex, and you're putting them in front of kids just to fuck with me.
00:32:17.000Okay, let's get to the murder that keeps on giving.
00:32:21.000We've discussed this every show all week.
00:32:25.000This political activist who likes to laugh at things like Rush Limbaugh dying.
00:32:31.000Now we're Christians, we don't like to laugh at death.
00:32:34.000But when you laugh at death, all bets are off.
00:32:38.000So here he is Ryan Thornton Carson In that frame above he's about to get stabbed in the neck now I thought it looked like he got slit in the juggler and then stabbed in the face But reports say the stabbing was in the chest.
00:32:53.000This is dr. Doolittle thinking he can talk to the animals and When Rush Limbaugh dies tragically of horrific cancer this guy wants to say that he's laughing his ass off and
00:33:19.000The girlfriend, of course, didn't help with the police, with the suspect, Brian something.
00:33:27.000This is his previous account, Death Cab for Cohen.
00:33:31.000Look I know I'm beating my own dead horse here but from seeing comrades there are certain red flags kiddos is a big one comrades is a doozy but let's have a conversation is a biggie but from seeing comrades throw things back at cops tonight leftists absolutely need to get into sports if for no other reason
00:33:52.000So they can throw something without hitting their comrades.
00:35:27.000And she hangs out with with dudes in the hood I mean she's not she doesn't embed herself with gangs, but she goes door-to-door in the sunlight and She comes across these black kids that are don't want anything to do with murder and death and gangs and they work at like Best Buy and GameStop and they get home before dark and they just stay inside they're in the basement playing video games and they live and
00:35:53.000And no one ever talks, no one ever pays attention to that group.
00:35:56.000The black kids that don't want trouble and aren't gangstas.
00:35:59.000Like the black kids who were trying to talk Trayvon Martin out of his tough gangsta path he was going on before he picked a fight with George Zimmerman.
00:36:18.000They didn't say they were afraid of cops.
00:36:20.000White liberals in academia said they're afraid of cops.
00:36:22.000And then rich mulattoes like Bill de Blasio's son said they're afraid of cops.
00:36:27.000The ones that the regular black kids are afraid of are afraid of cops.
00:36:32.000Well, you don't look very afraid of cops when you scream on GD To cops faces on gangster disciples and give them the finger and pour water on them.
00:36:41.000You don't look that scared What is there another one there?
00:37:59.000That kind of puts things into perspective.
00:38:02.000I didn't know he was going to be crying.
00:38:04.000I will say that what happened with the guy who got stabbed, it is ironic and stuff, but in no way did I want to disparage him because I thought he'd be laughing or something.
00:38:21.000I think we might have to stop the show.
00:43:51.000At night, we open our back door and we just have, oh no, then the fans would, no, we use their,
00:43:57.000We use their outlets for box fans and all night long their heat is pouring in here and then when we get in early, we gotta get in fucking early because they get in early, we take the box fans in and close the door, seal it up.
00:44:40.000Well, you can contact them on their Instagram account, whatever, and they'll set up an appointment with you, and you get one of those Taylor, like Taylor Swift things, no, you get one of those Taylor measuring tapes, the floppy ones, get them on Amazon, whatever, and then you get measured.
00:47:33.000And, you know, you can get a cheap shirt for fifty bucks, or you can get a shirt, like this shirt is probably like a hundred and fifty bucks.
00:47:38.000I don't know how much it is actually, but it's super fucking thick.
00:52:14.000The hand of a child is placed in dung, the finger is cut off, and the severed finger is plastered into the wall behind the door of the house.
00:52:24.000It is believed a child that sows the bed will stop.
00:53:49.000My friend Cameron Harper played for Celtic one game and after the one game he got so much emotional abuse because he had a poor performance that now he plays in the MLS in America for the New York Red Bulls.
00:54:04.000I remember he spoke for like 2-3 hours about just the terrible abuse he got.
00:54:41.000Um, I started getting into the Bible and man, I, uh, there are so many things that fucking weird me out.
00:54:48.000I'm starting off with the old Testament and I came across this passage where basically God, um, mauled like four, like 50 kids for making fun of this bald guy.
00:55:00.000And, uh, these two bears mauled the 50 kids.
00:55:04.000And another thing in the Old Testament that freaked me out was God basically saying to Abraham that, um, to prove his loyalty to him, to cut his son's dick off in the middle of the desert.
00:55:17.000And, uh, and then he's like, psych, I'm just kidding.
00:55:19.000I just wanted to see how loyal you were.
00:55:55.000Yeah, man, I just, like, I'm really struggling with a lot of verses I'm coming across, and it seems like God can be very wrathful, which makes sense, because to be God, it can't be all sunshine and rainbows.
00:56:08.000There has to be, but, man, the manipulating of him telling him to cut his son's dick off and kill him, and then
00:56:16.000I think some of it really is confusing to me.
00:56:59.000So that's one of the old things that Jews still do, like the circumcision and stuff like that, but the new covenant with Jesus, like you said, I don't know, I don't want to claim that I know, but it seems like God had had this relationship with people and it was kind of complex and he was kind of always reacting to what we would do with our free will, because we had free will.
00:57:20.000But when he became man, God became man, that is Jesus Christ, maybe there was some sort of like, I don't know, after that point he threw away a lot of the old sort of wrathful things and he, I don't know, you know what I mean?
00:57:36.000You don't want to say that maybe he learned something, you can't kind of, can't assume to know God, but it's a mystery, but it does seem like things have changed for the better after the new covenant, after Jesus Christ.
00:57:48.000No, the New Testament and the rebirth of God and Jesus Christ, it was basically the complete opposite of God in the Old Testament.
00:57:56.000I started, the only reason I believe in Christianity is my grandpa was a pastor, and he is the most kind, honest man I know.
00:58:03.000When I would go to Bible camp and go on retreats, we'd go out to the desert and meditate, and I was associated with like... I remember looking at kids who were talking about finding God.
00:59:31.000Well, I mean, they come over and drink all the time.
00:59:34.000And, uh, I mean, uh, you know, all women are kind of,
00:59:40.000Yeah, it sounds like you could sabotage your marriage pretty badly, bro.
00:59:56.000Yeah, the only time I would ever consider it is if they were very openly sexual and that was their culture and they weren't upset about, you know, like the way French people are.
01:00:07.000And then you might go along with it, but for you to initiate a threesome with your wife and her friend is fucking marriage dynamite, and not in a good way.
01:00:19.000I mean, if you want it to go down, I don't think it's a sin, by the way,
01:00:25.000I would definitely be present when they're drunk and just cross your fingers but do not lead it in any direction and even if it starts going down be like okay I guess we're doing that like do not take charge in that that's that's the one area that a man should not be taking charge in is a threesome and then if it blows up later you go wasn't my idea I didn't even want to do it
01:00:51.000So it has to be her idea and otherwise I'm just not having a threesome for the rest of my life.
01:03:24.000Once you get in shape, I tell you, when I was a bike messenger for five years, and a tree planter, and both of those jobs, I did them simultaneously, are incredibly
01:03:34.000Um, physically demanding and very solitary.
01:03:36.000When you're planting trees, you're alone in the woods for 10 hours a day, six days a week.
01:03:41.000And you, you get introspective, you start getting these songs in your head that were, that you liked when you were like 12.
01:03:47.000It's like you, you have a full soul enema.
01:03:50.000And, and then when you're on the bike, it sucks too.