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00:07:26.000At Marancio, when we did Intonation, when Weist had this concert, Intonation, a bunch of bands playing, and Derek Beckles and I decided to save money and not have a comedian.
00:07:35.000We were going to get a, what's his name, Judah... Freelander?
00:07:39.000Yeah, is that the number one athlete in the world guy?
00:09:06.000We used to hang out at this place, the Rustic Inn in LA and all the comedians would hang out there and I knew people that knew him so he'd be sitting at the booth.
00:11:02.000So when you date someone who's pretty, other people are impressed and then you feel good about yourself.
00:11:08.000And when we see ugliness, part of us is like, ah, you just fucking cashed in your chips and married some ugly bitch, you lazy piece of shit.
00:11:55.000But so it's sort of like gold, like gold only has value.
00:11:59.000Well, it's pretty and stuff, but there's other, you know, rare and there's other minerals that are like quartz are beautiful, are just as beautiful, arguably, but they're not rare.
00:12:18.000We disdain ugly people because it's easy to fuck them, is what I'm saying.
00:12:25.000And when you fuck them, you look lazy.
00:12:28.000It's sort of like, we were talking to Cody for one of the Banked episodes, and his wife's Asian, and I'm like, when people see a white guy with an Asian chick, part of you, whether this is justified or not, is irrelevant.
00:17:51.000Every single childless person that says they're happy that they don't have kids and they don't have any time, they spend thousands of hours on their pets.
00:22:50.000Speaking of Sarah Silverman and her fake eyelashes,
00:22:56.000I rant on and on about how much I hate the new Cumbrella eyelashes and how my wife's friends, poor black hoodrat chicks, rich Dallas housewives, everyone is fucking wearing them.
00:25:10.000You can't even wear white shoes with a dark blue suit.
00:25:13.000Sharing a medical breakthrough, the first ever human eye transplant.
00:25:18.000A team of surgeons at NYU Langone Health performed this procedure back in May as part of a very complicated partial face transplant.
00:25:26.000And now, for the first time, the patient has talked about his journey with our chief medical correspondent, that of course, Dr. John LaPook, who is also, by the way, a professor of medicine.
00:25:36.000Not a coincidence at NYU Langone Health.
00:25:40.000Aaron James has always been committed.
00:25:42.000That's where Anthony Cumia got his quadruple bypass.
00:25:46.000It's the number one hospital in New York and the third best hospital in the country.
00:25:51.000And check out how good they are at shit.
00:25:53.000Family, committed to his country, and committed to his career, helping to maintain America's power grid.
00:26:00.000But while doing that job on June 10th, 2021, he accidentally touched a 7200 volt power line.
00:26:08.000His wife, Megan, will never forget the call she got from his boss.
00:30:39.000You could be a five if you're a five out there.
00:30:41.000Well, you know, I always criticize plastic surgery and say, I quote Martin Short where he says, you never look at a woman with plastic surgery and go, oh, there's a 19 year old.
00:30:50.000You go, oh, there was a woman who was in a horrible fire and they managed to save her face.
00:31:45.000Oh, yeah, it's cool This is this is not related to what we're talking about this woman is likely to be suffer Oh, yeah, that's but it's also a young girl and like a 39 year old or however old she is like an uncooked human
00:32:06.000I fucking hate this doing donuts thing.
00:32:08.000We did this as teenagers, but you do it alone or like with your friend once or twice.
00:32:14.000When did this become a thing where you do donuts all night and there's a massive audience there who not only like is partying and laughing and filming it, of course you got to get it on your Instagram, but like trying to get as close to the cars as they can?
00:34:48.000I searched through this for my Mad Max costume because I wanted some accessories and I couldn't believe, I'd never really been through it before, I couldn't believe how much shit is in this thing.
00:35:00.000They're now including a plethora of new products, largely thanks to the loyal Get Off My Lawn audience.
00:35:30.000It's the pro bag that you've seen but with more netting to hold more products and more features like higher quality snaps and backpack style straps.
00:36:32.000It's been a long time since we've seen this bump.
00:36:35.000So Hunter Biden, it looks like he's going to court.
00:37:02.000That confuses me at first, and then I realize, oh, I know what you're gonna do.
00:37:07.000You're gonna go there, he's gonna get some bullshit sentence like probation, and then you can throw the book at Trump, and you'll look like we still have a justice system, because we got our guy too.
00:37:34.000Like this Eric sorry, I'm jumping way ahead here to three four So Eric Adams is in shit because his fundraiser was caught doing these scams with these Turks and getting doing special favors for these Turkish dudes He got the idea from a bullshit Indie film he was in in 2015 was it?
00:42:34.000This woman is a self-described, a self-assigned, a self-admitted full communist, and she's in charge of justice here in New York City, and this is on her video.
00:42:48.000So far, cops have killed three people every day.
00:43:47.000Is that shirt worth a million dollars?
00:43:51.000Well, Wave of History wrote it about a year ago when there was a lot going on in terms of, you know, our own community in Providence.
00:44:00.000Black Lives Matter marches were happening all around the country and in Providence there was a very big... Is she a defender in Providence or in New York?
00:44:28.000And of course the state, the establishment, the tyrants, they love having retards as lawyers because they can be manipulated and they don't protest when they see injustice like this.
00:44:42.000This totally innocuous story should be the biggest story in the world.
00:44:45.000The DHS during the last election, you know the one where Biden won in a landslide?
00:44:56.000The Department of Homeland Security was killing our jokes and censoring us online.
00:45:01.000New emails show officials at the Department of Homeland Security created a Stanford University disinformation group that censored American speech before the 2020 election, according to a House Judiciary Committee report exclusively obtained by The Post.
00:45:14.000The House panel's 103-page staff interim
00:45:17.000Report says never-before-seen emails and internal communications were obtained from the group known as the Election Integrity Partnership.
00:45:27.000And show how it worked with DHS Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency, CISA, to flag, suppress, and remove online speech in coordination with big tech companies.
00:45:39.000One of EIP's founding partners, the Atlantic Council's Digital Forensic Research Lab, described CISA's central role in the alleged censorship effort in a July 30, 2020 email.
00:45:51.000I know the Council has a number of efforts on broad policy around the elections, but we just set up an election integrity partnership at the request of DHS slash CISA and are in weekly comms to debrief about disinfo.
00:46:03.000The Lab Senior Director Graham Brookie wrote, the staff report says the federal government universities pressured social media companies to censor true information, jokes, and political opinions.
00:46:14.000It goes on to say that they were focused almost primarily on the right.
00:47:05.000And in the Article 2, you can see that they were well aware that this shouldn't be.
00:47:10.000The misinformation posts were made by public officials such as former President Donald Trump, Senator Tom Tills, all Republicans, media outlets such as Newsmax and the Babylon Bee, and many conservative commentators.
00:47:25.000Is our app still down from this app store?
00:49:38.000He went back there because he was being accused of stalking and he had to defend himself.
00:49:44.000He was told he was stalking because he went to a reporter's house.
00:49:48.000He went to a reporter's house because she doxed his home and Antifa showed up to his house threatening his family, threatening to kill him.
00:51:15.000So he goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, I know what I'm talking about.
00:51:17.000And then he makes a documentary that's on our site, Silenced, where he shows interviews with the teachers and the superintendent, and they talk about him stabbing people, and what a nightmare the kid was, and how the boy who's being vilified is innocent.
00:51:30.000And the judge says, if this video of you proving your innocence gets out, you're going to jail.
00:54:13.000Oh, we're going to see a six-year-old dance around provocatively like he's... Parents say that their enemies say that he's dancing provocatively.
00:59:22.000After recent years British judges and doctors have been repeatedly under fire and criticism from Christians and other groups like Italy and Poland for upholding decisions to end life support for terminally ill children when that conflicts with the parents wishes.
00:59:36.000So they just want to like take their child out of the hospital but they won't let them like take their baby home.
00:59:41.000They won't let them be discharged, but they also aren't caring for it anymore.
01:02:10.000I just learned something and I just I'm kind of speechless and I just want to capture some of what's going on and talk about this so I'm just kind of speechless that with my court case here they filed the charges in my dead name I'm transgender and I'm not she and her pronouns and
01:02:34.000Like Antifa, I said not all Antifa are violent but if you're violent and you want to hurt people without consequences you put on a mask and you join Antifa.
01:02:44.000So this guy would have been abusing elders no matter what environment he's in but if he says trans he can be more of a victim than an assailant.
01:02:54.000Years ago to Danielle Tatiana Moscato.
01:02:58.000I came out of the closet ten years ago.
01:04:37.000And then it's, ah, the one right above me gets to be tits.
01:04:41.000It's like annexing new land in a new discovered continent.
01:04:45.000I guess I'll choose this one because it has a nipple on it.
01:04:47.000This one goes along the river, so that's for Louisiana.
01:04:49.000This one, when you're looking at, cannot wipe her ass.
01:04:52.000She has a special long stick that's a plastic thing that she grabs a wet wipe with and then she goes there and just hopes she's getting the right spot.
01:05:00.000In other words, just shit on her ass right now because she didn't get the right spot.
01:05:04.000But the facial hair is weak and there's a bald spot in the back and you can just see the fedora just hanging on for dear life and he's sitting there muttering under his breath about how like Jessica Alba's ugly.
01:05:24.000She's sitting there with, like, a nine, and they're both laughing at ugly people.
01:05:33.000Loser sitting on reddit for I like I would just talk to her and like emphasize fat Dora I'd be like so they they probably do wear fat.
01:05:41.000They're so fucking fat fat Dora's Yeah, they're disgusting fat pigs, and then she slowly is just like yeah, we got to get behind the paywall
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01:08:15.000Oh wait a minute, there is one other show.