Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 20, 2019


LIVE FROM BREEZY - EPSTEINS MURDER


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I'm on vacation in the Irish Riviera with my wife and kids, and I got a wax stuck in my ear, so I had to go to the ER to get it squirted out. I also talk about the latest in the Tifa and Prowlboy wars, and how it's all about machismo.

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00:00:05.000 All right.
00:00:06.000 I gotta make sure this works now.
00:00:12.000 That says it's live.
00:00:16.000 Let me see how the volume is.
00:00:18.000 Volume looks pretty decent, right?
00:00:24.000 Welcome.
00:00:26.000 Live from Breezy Point, the Irish Riviera.
00:00:31.000 Let me just make sure this is recording.
00:00:35.000 I figure those guys will text me if it's not.
00:00:38.000 I got a very crucial story here.
00:00:46.000 Oh, it's really packs of wall up when you don't have rocks.
00:00:51.000 So as happens, I got wax stuck in my ear from swimming, right, in the ocean.
00:00:59.000 And it's painful.
00:01:02.000 So I think I'll save some money by not going to irrigate it at a doctor's because I have a high copay.
00:01:09.000 And I have to pay out of pocket, right?
00:01:11.000 So it's like $130 to go to the walk-in clinic.
00:01:14.000 So I'll just do it myself.
00:01:15.000 So I use the same sprayer I use for the pancake mix.
00:01:19.000 I put water in there and you sit in the bath.
00:01:21.000 And I've done this a million times.
00:01:23.000 So I'm going, you really got to squirt.
00:01:25.000 And it's exhausting because it takes like 40 tries.
00:01:36.000 All to say.
00:01:40.000 So great.
00:01:41.000 Now I've really.
00:01:46.000 So we wait for video about Britain where some guy was stopping a bus because he was going the wrong way down a runway and he wouldn't get out of the way.
00:02:01.000 And everyone on the bus is going, what the fuck?
00:02:04.000 So he's some Armenian lunatic and he comes out and he's ready to brawl. 0.99
00:02:08.000 And so this big guy gets out and he's sort of going up to the Armenian guy.
00:02:12.000 But then as soon as the Armenian looks like he's ready, the British guy runs away. 0.57
00:02:16.000 And then the Armenian's doing like a three-point turn and he hits the guy and the guy goes, hey, you're in my car. 0.99
00:02:21.000 You want to go?
00:02:22.000 Let's go.
00:02:23.000 And he takes his jacket off and the guy, the Armenian, did want to go. 0.99
00:02:26.000 I'm recording this both with Photo Booth and live stream, so I don't know where to look.
00:02:34.000 And then the guy did want to go, so he came at him, and then the other guy's eyes where they said I called Obama a monkey.
00:02:45.000 And the DA asked a black conservative, do you think that's funny? 0.99
00:02:48.000 I know I mentioned this last show, but I'm obviously still obsessed with it.
00:02:52.000 I've just been walking around the house we rented down here and going on the beach and playing with the kids.
00:02:57.000 And in the back of my head, it's always 15 years, 15 years, 15 years.
00:03:02.000 Someone is facing 15 years for attending my talk.
00:03:07.000 That's some powerful words.
00:03:12.000 I like when the chain sticks out.
00:03:13.000 It looks more working class.
00:03:14.000 I like to fetishize the working class. 1.00
00:03:16.000 And I think they appreciate my fetishization.
00:03:18.000 They like being appreciated.
00:03:20.000 They're not usually put on a pedestal.
00:03:21.000 They don't have a lot of groupies of the blue collars.
00:03:24.000 So when I come fawning over, they go, oh, cool.
00:03:28.000 I saw you on Fox News.
00:03:30.000 And then we get to talking.
00:03:31.000 And then I'll use some big word.
00:03:33.000 And they go, oh, you're secretly a fag. 0.99
00:03:36.000 Not a fag gay, but you know what I mean, like a pussy. 1.00
00:03:44.000 Or I'll use some word like pokertudinous and they'll go, what are you talking about?
00:03:48.000 I read a really good article.
00:03:49.000 I'll get back to the fighting and the ear, but I read a really good article in the New York Post yesterday.
00:03:58.000 And it said, this Prowlboy and Tifa wars are about Machismo.
00:04:09.000 I'm doing something up here.
00:04:10.000 Don't you dare come in here.
00:04:12.000 Get downstairs.
00:04:15.000 Can someone get him downstairs?
00:04:18.000 Damn it.
00:04:22.000 Thank you.
00:04:26.000 I need all the kids kept downstairs.
00:04:28.000 Cheers.
00:04:39.000 I feel like the guy in that viral video where the little Asian kids come in while he's talking about foreign policy.
00:04:45.000 Thank you.
00:04:50.000 So anyway, oh, there's a couple kissing.
00:04:55.000 And she said, this is just beta males and alpha males.
00:04:59.000 Like, I always say the mods and the rockers.
00:05:01.000 And her basic, her subtext was, if the boys don't want to fight, you better let them.
00:05:06.000 Like the Proud Boy song, The Boys Are Back in Town.
00:05:09.000 Did I say the Proud Boy song?
00:05:10.000 The Thin Lizzie song.
00:05:12.000 And her contention, not mine, don't take this to court, was that it purports to be about fascism or equality or patriotism, but it's really just the same old brawls young men have been having for centuries.
00:05:25.000 It's tribalism.
00:05:26.000 The punks and the skinheads.
00:05:28.000 The jets and the whatever they, whoever the jets are fighting, the socials and the socials, what are they called?
00:05:35.000 The city kids and the blue-collar kids.
00:05:37.000 It's just, it's, when I was young, it was punks and skinheads fighting each other, Nazi skinheads, but it wasn't really about that either.
00:05:46.000 That was middle-class kids.
00:05:47.000 We were the punk kids, but we were from the suburbs.
00:05:49.000 Our parents were well-educated.
00:05:50.000 We had money.
00:05:51.000 And the Nazi skinheads, they weren't really, they weren't Holocaust deniers.
00:05:55.000 They were just losers who had been shat on by society, kind of like juggalos in many ways. 1.00
00:06:03.000 You know, no dad and foster homes and stuff.
00:06:06.000 And they chose the swastika more to just say, get away from me.
00:06:12.000 I'm sick of being molested.
00:06:14.000 I want to look bad.
00:06:15.000 I'm a dog.
00:06:16.000 And so, and I think we were fighting them.
00:06:19.000 We were purporting to do it for equality or whatever, because it's what's right, fighting fascism.
00:06:25.000 But we were in Ottawa, Canada.
00:06:28.000 What's the fascism?
00:06:29.000 What's the racism even?
00:06:30.000 Where's the anti-Semitism?
00:06:31.000 There's barely anyone but like Scotch-Irish. 1.00
00:06:35.000 And I think it was really we were insecure about our lack of substance.
00:06:39.000 And our dads tended to be working class.
00:06:41.000 You know, the boomers, you can say a lot of bad stuff about them, but they were poor.
00:06:46.000 And a lot of them, you know, came from nothing.
00:06:50.000 And I think a lot of young men, myself included, felt insecure about that because our dads have been in 100 fights and we've been in five fights.
00:06:57.000 And we desperately wanted substance, maybe to get our father's approval.
00:07:00.000 And I think that's what a lot of Antifa are doing here.
00:07:02.000 They're trying to get some grit.
00:07:05.000 Although, I was looking up the three Antifa who beat up that journalist.
00:07:11.000 The journalist's name was Paul Miller or Paul Williams.
00:07:14.000 They beat him, took his camera equipment, and they got away with misdemeanors.
00:07:18.000 No criminal record, nothing.
00:07:21.000 And no media attention.
00:07:22.000 And very hard to find online.
00:07:24.000 But I did my research, and it's one sort of Jamaican-looking black dude with dreads.
00:07:29.000 I don't know his background yet.
00:07:30.000 But the other two are rich kids who are.
00:07:34.000 Proud of Finbar are both dragged now, or trans, whatever. 1.00
00:07:38.000 So Finbar is like Soren.
00:07:41.000 Soren Sloan.
00:07:44.000 He has tits and stuff. 1.00
00:07:45.000 But he looked like a homeless man in the trial.
00:07:47.000 God knows what's going on with these people.
00:07:49.000 They're just, I don't know.
00:07:52.000 You know, it could be as simple as Proud Boys are just sick of being shat on for being men and sick of being told to be ashamed of their masculinity.
00:08:01.000 And Antifa kids may be in the same boat, but instead of fighting back and saying, I'm sick of being told to be ashamed of myself, they're more like, okay, well, then what am I?
00:08:13.000 Shall I grow tits? 0.62
00:08:15.000 Is this what you want?
00:08:17.000 So it's two groups dealing with the same, and again, I'm sticking with this woman's hypothesis that it's all about masculinity. 0.99
00:08:24.000 It's two groups dealing with the same problem in different ways.
00:08:28.000 One group is saying, okay, okay.
00:08:30.000 What about these?
00:08:31.000 Is this good?
00:08:33.000 I'm soren now.
00:08:36.000 I'll fight that guy.
00:08:37.000 You want me to get in fights?
00:08:38.000 I'll fight for what you're saying is bad.
00:08:40.000 I'll go get those guys.
00:08:42.000 And then the other group is saying, yeah, fuck you.
00:08:44.000 We're not doing that.
00:08:45.000 I'm sick of this.
00:08:46.000 And I'm sick of him.
00:08:48.000 Or Z. So it has nothing to do with fascism.
00:08:52.000 Nothing to do with politics or racism or anti-Semitism or Islamophobia.
00:08:57.000 That's all a lie.
00:08:59.000 But you know what's nuts about it is the government sees this mess and goes, this would be fun to take advantage of.
00:09:07.000 I'm going to get votes with it.
00:09:09.000 I'm going to continue the narrative and say, we have to fight hate.
00:09:12.000 And I'll use one side.
00:09:14.000 It's almost like they chose them randomly, like with a dartboard.
00:09:16.000 They could have chosen Antifa just as easily.
00:09:18.000 And they go, uh, you guys are the bad guys.
00:09:21.000 And we need these weird trans losers to fight for justice. 1.00
00:09:27.000 And that gives them this sort of heroic narrative where you have to vote for them or it's World War IV.
00:09:34.000 Fear.
00:09:34.000 Fear gets votes.
00:09:36.000 So it's ironic that fascists like Andrew Cuomo, Bill de Blasio, the Attorney General.
00:09:44.000 Fascists, oh, yeah, I could turn it up a notch.
00:09:48.000 Ryan is sending me notes as we do this.
00:09:52.000 Well, why don't I just turn it up all the way?
00:09:55.000 Into the red.
00:09:58.000 That was my second band, Leather Ass Buttfuck's first album, In the Red.
00:10:02.000 We were terrible.
00:10:06.000 So yeah, actual fascism is using your political opponents as political fodder.
00:10:15.000 And sorry, that's not a good explanation.
00:10:17.000 Fascism and terrorism are closely linked.
00:10:19.000 I've always seen fascism as an economic model.
00:10:23.000 In fact, Obama checked off a lot of the boxes where you're the dictator and you have the head of education.
00:10:30.000 That one guy controls that monopoly.
00:10:34.000 He's an oligarch.
00:10:35.000 And then you have the czar of energy.
00:10:39.000 And then you have the czar of housing or whatever, or war.
00:10:43.000 And you have like five or six guys that handle everything for you.
00:10:48.000 It's like the mafia in that sense.
00:10:49.000 And it's an economic government model.
00:10:52.000 Rarely comes up on the streets.
00:10:53.000 I don't know why it comes up in political discourse every 10 seconds because it's a weird economic model that you don't really see that much.
00:11:01.000 You see socialism much more, obviously.
00:11:03.000 Anyway, but it's just, it's so ironic that the inklings of fascism you do see in this country are politicians using alleged anti-fascists to beat up people.
00:11:19.000 And if it doesn't go their way, or I should say if it does go their way, they take these fake ogres, these fake Nazis, and throw them in prison.
00:11:33.000 So Max and John are looking at 15 years in prison because it's politically convenient to Cuomo and the DNC.
00:11:40.000 That is fascism.
00:11:42.000 That's tyranny.
00:11:43.000 And isn't it crazy that the alleged anarchists are the ones coddled by the government and the patriots who support the president are the ones who are being sent to prison for 15 years for a high school brawl.
00:12:00.000 That when I was a kid, you'd see at every hockey game.
00:12:02.000 You'd see it at every punk show, a brawl like that.
00:12:04.000 It wouldn't even register.
00:12:06.000 Honestly.
00:12:07.000 Like, in my day, when I was a teen, that fight that happened the night of October 12th, I don't know if people would talk about it on October 13th.
00:12:15.000 They might go, yeah, there was a fight after that show.
00:12:17.000 Oh, yeah, where?
00:12:18.000 Just like down the street, the bunch of Vantifa guys jumped a bunch of other guys, and they fought for like, there was no blood or anything, or no broken bones.
00:12:27.000 It was just like a 20-second thing.
00:12:29.000 And the other guy would go, ah.
00:12:32.000 It would be the same as saying, I saw a dog with three legs.
00:12:34.000 You'd go, oh, yeah.
00:12:37.000 I hear those are good luck.
00:12:39.000 Or like, I saw a tree fall in a car.
00:12:41.000 I think a tree falling on a car might be more consequential.
00:12:46.000 But anyway, two trannies and a Jamaican guy walk into a bar. 1.00
00:12:50.000 Two trannies and a Jamaican guy beat up a journalist, take all his stuff, get away with nothing. 1.00
00:12:56.000 And then that same group, this is maybe 100 yards away, and 30 minutes later, Get jumped, get ambushed, fight back, and are looking at 15 years.
00:13:09.000 I know I've become Lenny Bruce talking about my case.
00:13:12.000 I hope I don't become like Lenny Bruce dead from methadone or whatever the fuck he was doing, morphine on the bathroom floor.
00:13:24.000 Anyway, so yeah, those British guys running away from that lunatic on the road.
00:13:29.000 I just thought, did all your brave guys die in World War II?
00:13:33.000 I've been doing a lot of reading up here.
00:13:35.000 I'm rereading Pat Buchanan's book, The Unnecessary War.
00:13:39.000 I'm having trouble understanding where he says the Holocaust would have been much smaller if we had let Hitler just do whatever he wants.
00:13:48.000 But we had Pat Buchanan on the show discussing the book.
00:13:51.000 I should have got more into that.
00:13:52.000 Basically, he says, Hitler wouldn't have had access to so many Jews in Poland and Russia if we hadn't got involved.
00:14:02.000 That's the one thing I don't seem to understand.
00:14:04.000 But the rest of it makes perfect sense.
00:14:06.000 He says, let the Nazis go east and fight the communists like scorpions and snakes, like rats and rats.
00:14:18.000 And they eat each other and then they're all dead.
00:14:20.000 And then we get to rebuild Europe with no Nazis and no commies. 0.99
00:14:26.000 Like Kissinger said about the Iran-Iraq war.
00:14:28.000 Can't they both lose?
00:14:30.000 So I think Churchill was a piece of shit.
00:14:32.000 I think he's responsible for all the dead women and children in the Boer War. 0.96
00:14:37.000 I think he's responsible for embroiling Britain in World War I. And I think World War II came from World War I. The way they handled it afterwards, they did a terrible job. 0.75
00:14:50.000 And that sparked fascism.
00:14:53.000 And I think Churchill is responsible.
00:14:56.000 Oh, Epiphany.
00:14:58.000 Churchill's one of those middle-class kids.
00:14:59.000 Well, he's upper class.
00:15:01.000 So his father was a great warrior, incredibly accomplished and decorated soldier.
00:15:07.000 And Churchill was a rich little mommy's boy, bitch. 1.00
00:15:10.000 Just like FDR, by the way.
00:15:12.000 Whoa, I'm having a lot of epiphanies here.
00:15:16.000 FDR and Churchill were friends.
00:15:18.000 FDR and Churchill both decided together to get America involved.
00:15:23.000 And they were both rich mama's boys, pussies, who never worked a day in their life. 1.00
00:15:30.000 Whoa.
00:15:32.000 So it's this same, you're watching an epiphany live, folks.
00:15:36.000 So it's this same insecurity that Antifa displayed the night of my talk.
00:15:43.000 It's that same insecurity, that rich kid insecurity, trying to impress daddy while mommy coddles you and kisses your ass, is the same thing that's putting Max and John in prison.
00:15:56.000 And ironically, making them fatherless.
00:16:00.000 I hear screaming downstairs.
00:16:01.000 I don't know if it's children being murdered or joking around.
00:16:07.000 What's more important, though, is the show.
00:16:09.000 So if the Manson family part two is downstairs murdering everyone in my family, I won't let that interrupt the show.
00:16:19.000 You develop sort of a radar.
00:16:21.000 Like you'll hear a cry from a kid and you can tell if it's a serious cut that needs stitches or he's just whining.
00:16:30.000 These screams sound like tag or some sort of like gross thing, like someone has a booger on their finger and they're trying to call on someone else.
00:16:38.000 Anyway, way to interrupt the epiphany of the century.
00:16:41.000 So this same middle class insecurity, this lack of masculinity in Churchill and FDR and Antifa keeps rearing its ugly head.
00:16:52.000 And it's a natural thing.
00:16:53.000 Men want to prove themselves. 0.99
00:16:54.000 Men don't like being pussies. 1.00
00:16:56.000 I saw a really interesting thing that Amy Schumer was talking about.
00:17:00.000 How many times have I said that sentence?
00:17:04.000 It reminds me of a brilliant philosopher named Amy Schumer, who was having a debate with Christopher Hitchens, of course.
00:17:13.000 And, no, but she said, men's number one insecurity is to be ridiculed.
00:17:20.000 And I've actually heard, I've known maybe a handful of women and men who were molested as kids.
00:17:27.000 And in almost every case, the way it ends is they start laughing at them.
00:17:32.000 And there's actually a book about this.
00:17:34.000 Debbie Dreschler is a cartoonist that she did an autobiographical comic book called Daddy's Girl about how she was raped by her father. 0.99
00:17:41.000 It's kind of intense.
00:17:42.000 I wouldn't recommend it.
00:17:43.000 It's not for the weak apart.
00:17:45.000 But he mouth rapes her on a regular basis. 1.00
00:17:50.000 And her family isn't speaking to her, by the way, for making this book because they say she's lying.
00:17:56.000 I spoke to her.
00:17:57.000 I interviewed her many times for advice.
00:17:58.000 I don't think she's lying.
00:18:00.000 Anyway, one day she just started laughing at him.
00:18:02.000 And he was so mortified that he never did it again.
00:18:05.000 This is not a good analogy because I'm trying to defend people who don't like being ridiculed.
00:18:10.000 And I chose the worst people imaginable, child molesters.
00:18:13.000 And we'll get to Epsom in a second.
00:18:16.000 And I haven't forgotten the ears.
00:18:20.000 So something about ridicule goes deep into the heart of a man.
00:18:24.000 And it strips him of his reason to live.
00:18:28.000 And it's 100% of who he is.
00:18:31.000 And it comes from the need for a man to protect his family.
00:18:36.000 So, and that's why I'm against flip-flops.
00:18:38.000 What if someone slaps your girl?
00:18:39.000 Now you're fighting with one shoe on?
00:18:42.000 Men are always in the back of their head thinking, I have to protect the family. 0.77
00:18:46.000 And that's why there's a roof over your head.
00:18:48.000 That's why they make sure you have health care.
00:18:50.000 That's why they're always on their haunches when there's someone's crackhead in a bar and your wife is there and he's like, what's going on? 0.97
00:18:57.000 And you're like, I'm ready to defend.
00:18:58.000 I don't want him to touch my wife.
00:19:00.000 It's a cave thing.
00:19:02.000 And Amy Schumer doesn't understand that.
00:19:07.000 So she thinks when she read this study that said a man's biggest fear is ridicule, she thought it was like, ha ha, you're fat.
00:19:14.000 And Amy Schumer, obviously, being a four, has been through this her whole life and goes, you fucking pussies. 1.00
00:19:23.000 Men think they're so tough and their biggest fear is being ridiculed.
00:19:27.000 No, Amy, that's not What the study revealed.
00:19:32.000 Men invented ball busting. 1.00
00:19:34.000 In fact, if we were back at the studio, I would pull up this great viral video where these guys are doing a PSA about ball busting.
00:19:42.000 You can find it yourself, but like there's a construction worker and he goes, I had to go to a wedding after work, and I only had a bit of paperwork to do at work.
00:19:53.000 So instead of showing up in my overalls, I showed up in Tuxedo.
00:19:57.000 And ever since then, they call me Mr. Monopoly.
00:20:03.000 And it's got this like sad music.
00:20:04.000 And there's another guy.
00:20:06.000 He goes, he used to call me John Lennon because I had long hair and I hated it.
00:20:11.000 So one day I broke down and I got a haircut.
00:20:16.000 Now everyone calls me haircut.
00:20:18.000 We're behind ball busting.
00:20:20.000 We created it.
00:20:21.000 That's why men are better at humor than Schumer because we understand mean-spiritedness.
00:20:27.000 That's not what the study was about.
00:20:29.000 The study was about you trying to assert yourself.
00:20:33.000 I'm sorry, I used pedophiles as an example.
00:20:37.000 You trying to assert yourself as a protector of the clan, as a guy who you can be safe behind, and that not having any credence.
00:20:48.000 So someone goes useless, redundant.
00:20:59.000 Yeah, that's the word.
00:21:00.000 And that's why you see such a high suicide rate with males, especially white males these days, because they watch the news and the media and they're told that they're redundant and they're useless and they suck and they're responsible for everything bad in the world and all men are rapists and we need to kill them all.
00:21:00.000 Redundant.
00:21:14.000 And that chips away at your soul.
00:21:16.000 And we're seeing with cops, you know, it's what, August now?
00:21:20.000 We've had a cop suicide a month this year.
00:21:23.000 And it's because cops, boy, I'm having some great thoughts today.
00:21:27.000 This vacation really pays off.
00:21:28.000 Or maybe it's the old rotten corn.
00:21:34.000 The cop profession is 100% about this need to protect.
00:21:40.000 They take the natural instinct of, I want to protect my individual little family and make sure there's okay.
00:21:46.000 And I know these are annoying you, but they work.
00:21:49.000 And I couldn't find anything with the cord.
00:21:51.000 I apologize.
00:21:52.000 I know I'm basically wearing foot plots.
00:21:54.000 They take that natural cave instinct and they go, I don't just want to protect my wife and my children or even my block that I live on.
00:22:05.000 I want to protect like 50 blocks.
00:22:07.000 I want to protect my city.
00:22:09.000 So they're braver than us.
00:22:11.000 And that was always a noble profession.
00:22:15.000 Up until very recently, it was a noble profession.
00:22:18.000 Now we have all cops are bastards.
00:22:20.000 And even when I was young, Millions of Dead Cops and stuff was a very esoteric, radical thing.
00:22:26.000 In fact, MDC, Millions of Dead Cops, the band, they came up with that, no war, no KKK, no fascist USA.
00:22:34.000 I was part of that.
00:22:35.000 My band opened for MDC.
00:22:36.000 I was part of that world when I was 18.
00:22:39.000 Now, no war, no KKK, no Trump USA is said at mainstream Democratic rallies.
00:22:45.000 So the alt-left is now mainstream, despite them telling you that the alt-right is mainstream.
00:22:50.000 That's a lie.
00:22:51.000 The alt-left is.
00:22:55.000 But I would say very recently, like maybe in the past, post-Juliani, New York, so, you know, in the past 10 years, maybe, we've taken this radical notion that cops are bastards and they're racist and they're evil and they want to kill you and mainstreamed it.
00:23:18.000 So these cops are walking down the street and they're not noble anymore.
00:23:22.000 And they're being ridiculed.
00:23:23.000 Now, this isn't in a ball-busting way.
00:23:26.000 Cops invented ball-busting.
00:23:29.000 You shouldn't talk to them.
00:23:31.000 You shouldn't get to know them.
00:23:32.000 You shouldn't do a ride-along.
00:23:33.000 I know of a cop who was going into a perp's house and a squirrel jumped at him and he screamed.
00:23:41.000 And just like the Mr. Monopoly and the haircut, he was known as squirrel for, I think, five years.
00:23:49.000 And every time he'd come back to his station, there'd be squirrel pictures everywhere.
00:23:54.000 They would hot glue taxidermied squirrels to his locker. 0.74
00:23:58.000 He was squirrel after that.
00:24:00.000 Or there was another guy who got scared and he tased an old lady.
00:24:04.000 She was fine.
00:24:05.000 Relax.
00:24:06.000 She was fine.
00:24:08.000 And he became known as Taser after that.
00:24:11.000 And I've had this explained to me about three times, but I still have trouble understanding it.
00:24:16.000 But he came to the station and his locker was in the shape of a taser.
00:24:23.000 So I guess they removed his steel locker and then made a wood one and then crammed it in there.
00:24:31.000 Honestly, it's been explained to me many times.
00:24:33.000 And they're just like, no, it made his locker a taser.
00:24:35.000 I'm like, how did they make, you mean they removed?
00:24:38.000 A locker is a horizontal, I mean a vertical rectangle.
00:24:41.000 A taser goes like that.
00:24:43.000 It's like out of wooden shape.
00:24:43.000 No, no, they made it.
00:24:45.000 Maybe they just like made a taser out of wood, like with a jigsaw, and then just glued that to the locker door.
00:24:51.000 That's probably what it was.
00:24:52.000 Cops aren't great at explaining shit.
00:24:57.000 They're not very erudite.
00:24:58.000 They're not very eloquent.
00:24:59.000 And that was another thing in that woman's New York Post article.
00:25:01.000 She said, Proud Boys are a bunch of imbeciles who, blah, blah, blah.
00:25:04.000 And I was reading it going, what's the matter with imbeciles?
00:25:07.000 Some of my best friends are morons.
00:25:09.000 Proud boys tend to be pretty dumb.
00:25:11.000 I mean, they released their bylaws and hid the elders with the highlight that you just click on, you can see their names.
00:25:19.000 They're not very savvy.
00:25:20.000 Not technically savvy.
00:25:21.000 The vocabulary with the blue collars tends not to be very impressive.
00:25:26.000 I don't give a shit.
00:25:27.000 I know nerds. 0.98
00:25:28.000 They tend to be boring.
00:25:30.000 You want to hang out with the top scientist in the country or a cop?
00:25:36.000 Whoa, that's another epiphany.
00:25:38.000 That's kind of what the split is in this country.
00:25:41.000 Half the country, both sides of the country think that question is a no-brainer, but half of us go, a cop, and half of us go, a scientist.
00:25:53.000 And no one goes, I don't know.
00:25:55.000 It depends.
00:25:56.000 We are truly polarized.
00:25:59.000 And a lot Of it is emasculinization, demasculinization.
00:26:05.000 Now, sometimes your surroundings do that naturally, like in the case of Churchill and FDR, where they were just injected into this pansy world where their mommies kissed their butts. 0.81
00:26:17.000 I think both Churchill and FDR were only children and bought them things and dressed them up.
00:26:22.000 There's all these pictures of FDR and Churchill when they were young and their little outfits with their little hats on.
00:26:28.000 Hi, I'm a fancy lad.
00:26:32.000 And so they try to fight against that.
00:26:35.000 And in the case of those two world leaders, I'm going to say 100 million people died.
00:26:41.000 But in the case of Antifa, it's not riches.
00:26:46.000 Well, it is riches, but it's not just coddling.
00:26:48.000 It's the entire media and culture saying, you're not a real man.
00:26:56.000 You suck.
00:26:57.000 And they freak out.
00:27:04.000 So I go to the doctor and I say my ear hurts.
00:27:08.000 And he goes, oh, there's a lot of wax in there.
00:27:10.000 Here, I'll give you a prescription.
00:27:12.000 We put this in your ears and it will tackle the wax.
00:27:18.000 It maybe fall out naturally.
00:27:20.000 And then on Friday, we come, we irrigate.
00:27:23.000 And I go, okay, sounds reasonable.
00:27:25.000 I'll pay another $130, I guess.
00:27:26.000 It's better than my home remedy where I blast my ear and things pop off and destroy my hearing for life to save some money.
00:27:32.000 So I go to the CVS in Breezy or near Breezy today.
00:27:37.000 And they go, okay, and your healthcare?
00:27:40.000 And I go, I have a huge deductible.
00:27:41.000 It's a long story.
00:27:42.000 It's like emergency health care.
00:27:44.000 Okay.
00:27:45.000 Well, the fee for this is $344.
00:27:52.000 The most.
00:27:52.000 What are you doing?
00:27:53.000 Close the door! 0.99
00:27:58.000 The most expensive, good thing my head covered that.
00:28:03.000 The most expensive medicine I've ever paid for in my life.
00:28:06.000 Oh, no, I didn't pay for it.
00:28:07.000 I had shingles when I was about 25.
00:28:09.000 And they go, that'll be $100.
00:28:12.000 And I go, $100 for a pill?
00:28:14.000 They go, yeah, or you could just wait 10 days till it goes away.
00:28:17.000 I'll wait 10 days till it goes away.
00:28:19.000 Shingles just feels like a chicken grabbing you.
00:28:22.000 It feels like a chicken is going, hey, asshole, come here.
00:28:26.000 And you're just like, ow, chicken.
00:28:28.000 Now, that's annoying, obviously, in the middle of the night when you're sleeping and a chicken has his claws in you and it's going, hey, you, I'm talking to you.
00:28:35.000 Very irritating, but it's not the end of the world.
00:28:37.000 I got a friend who has shingles now.
00:28:38.000 She's like, I can't drop off the kids.
00:28:40.000 I have shingles.
00:28:40.000 I go, you got a chicken who's in a bad mood.
00:28:43.000 You owe a chicken $100.
00:28:46.000 Actually, the pill is $100, so it's exactly like you owe a chicken $100.
00:28:50.000 Hey, asshole, I want my money.
00:28:53.000 You can drive.
00:28:55.000 So I go to the pharmacist.
00:28:57.000 I go, what?
00:28:58.000 I'd rather have an earache.
00:29:00.000 Now, this is where it gets a little more substantive.
00:29:07.000 The doctor who wrote that prescription has no idea how much, what he was writing.
00:29:12.000 He just goes, oh, ear problem?
00:29:14.000 This is a good company.
00:29:15.000 They'll do the ear stuff.
00:29:17.000 And usually this is probably paid by your insurance.
00:29:21.000 So they go, let's charge like $340.
00:29:33.000 But it's just isopropyl and some oils.
00:29:37.000 I mean, my grandmother used to make that just in the kitchen.
00:29:41.000 It's just rubbing alcohol with olive oil.
00:29:43.000 Here I go.
00:29:45.000 Try it.
00:29:46.000 Okay.
00:29:46.000 Now, there's really cool drugs that are fucking insanely expensive out there.
00:29:50.000 Like, you can get Hep C cured now for 80 grand.
00:29:53.000 That's worth it.
00:29:54.000 Hep C, I know junkies who have died from Hep C because they share needles and they got Hep C. I would rather live and pay 80 grand. 0.92
00:30:02.000 I don't care how long it takes me to pay off.
00:30:03.000 It's better than student debt.
00:30:06.000 What would you rather do?
00:30:07.000 Be cured of a fatal disease or owe three times that so you can have a MASCOM degree in speech pathology.
00:30:18.000 So the system, the healthcare system here, it's a very boring subject, and I kind of avoid it.
00:30:22.000 I like to be exciting, which is probably why I don't really know much about it.
00:30:25.000 It's like climate change.
00:30:27.000 I don't know about it.
00:30:28.000 My gut says that the Earth is getting warmer, but it's a normal fluctuation and it's not our fault.
00:30:35.000 And even if it was, there's nothing we can do about it because we have bad actors, as is the hot new term, like China, who will dwarf anything we try to do. 0.97
00:30:46.000 Canada is like 1.5% of the carbon footprint of the world, and they are bending over backwards.
00:30:53.000 I mean, that just sums it up, doesn't it?
00:30:55.000 Canada's bending over backwards to solve this problem, while China is just like cow farts in every coal mine, in every nuclear plant. 0.99
00:31:05.000 Just like they're building a coal processing plant every couple weeks over there.
00:31:11.000 And we're like, this coffee cup goes in the blue bin.
00:31:14.000 I just saw in Alex Jones that some woman was arrested for putting the wrong plastic in the wrong bin. 0.99
00:31:23.000 I assume that was in England.
00:31:25.000 Definitely in Europe.
00:31:27.000 So with healthcare, I won't bore you all into the healthcare very quickly.
00:31:32.000 All I know is I lived in England, I was born in England, lived in Canada, was raised there, and they had free healthcare, and it sucked shit.
00:31:41.000 If you've got in a fight, you're going to be in ER for 20 hours, at least 12 hours, waiting to have your broken nose moved over.
00:31:50.000 My grandmother in Britain, she had a hip replacement she needed. 0.93
00:31:53.000 She had to wait a year and a half, and all these immigrants were ahead of her in line. 1.00
00:31:57.000 She's like, I've been paying healthcare my whole life.
00:31:59.000 I should have a bloody triple black platinum healthcare card at this point.
00:32:05.000 So, yes, it's cheap.
00:32:07.000 It's also a long lineup.
00:32:09.000 You'll notice that with free stuff, you tend to have to wait in line.
00:32:13.000 In fact, I think dogs in Canada have better health care than humans because they just get to pay and have it fixed that day.
00:32:24.000 But this whole idea that eardrops can be $344 Shows you how shitty the system is.
00:32:32.000 I'm not saying I have the solutions, but my guess is that the more privatization and the more we make it state central, the more transparency too.
00:32:43.000 Shouldn't a doctor know?
00:32:44.000 Doctor know of bad brains. 1.00
00:32:46.000 Shouldn't a doctor know what he's prescribing?
00:32:49.000 I mean, the market is part of the cost, what's it called?
00:32:54.000 The cost-benefit ratio?
00:32:58.000 Like, I could have a major gash right here, right?
00:33:02.000 I should get stitches.
00:33:04.000 How much are the stitches?
00:33:05.000 $4,000.
00:33:07.000 I mean, I had these cuts on my knuckles from punching something.
00:33:10.000 Long story.
00:33:11.000 I did that with crazy glue and duct tape.
00:33:14.000 I just pinched it shut, crazy glued it, then put duct tape over the crazy glue part.
00:33:17.000 Then didn't touch it or have a shower for five days.
00:33:21.000 Look at that.
00:33:22.000 It looks great.
00:33:24.000 So I'm happy.
00:33:25.000 If you want to charge me four grand, that's obviously a hyperbolic situation, then I'll just pinch it, crazy glue it, and duct tape it.
00:33:33.000 Thanks.
00:33:33.000 Home medicine works.
00:33:34.000 And by the way, we did a lot of home medicine in Canada with ingrown toenails.
00:33:38.000 We cut, you find the part that hurts, right?
00:33:41.000 You cut down with the Swiss Army knife with those little tiny scissors.
00:33:45.000 You have to ice it first and drink a six-pack.
00:33:48.000 And then you cut downwards, and then with pincer pliers, not pincer pliers, needle-nose pliers, you grab the thing you just did, and yank it out.
00:33:59.000 Done.
00:34:00.000 We did this in Vice magazine in the party issue.
00:34:02.000 There was a guy who had a tumor on the back of his neck.
00:34:05.000 I can't believe I did this.
00:34:07.000 I wasn't a young man either.
00:34:08.000 I was probably like 31.
00:34:11.000 I couldn't dig this up.
00:34:13.000 I cut open his tumor and we scooped it out.
00:34:19.000 It was all gristle.
00:34:21.000 I'm realizing now in retrospect, I may have been metastasizing cancer.
00:34:24.000 So maybe that's not the best example, just like my pedophile example.
00:34:27.000 But yeah, we used to do home medicine all the time.
00:34:31.000 All the time.
00:34:33.000 Removing teeth, everything.
00:34:35.000 We never stitched anyone up, but I wouldn't hesitate.
00:34:39.000 I mean, just use crazy glue.
00:34:41.000 That's why crazy glue was invented. 0.92
00:34:42.000 It was invented in Vietnam on the battlefield.
00:34:46.000 Anyway, so I said, no, just leave it there.
00:34:49.000 I don't want your $344 eardrop.
00:34:52.000 And then I walked five feet and bought a $9 kit that's got all this other stuff and drops and scoopers and stuff.
00:35:01.000 And I bet you it's the same shit.
00:35:03.000 I bet you it's the same ingredients even.
00:35:07.000 Anyway, so speaking of pedophiles, isn't it funny how Alex Jones was a nut five years ago and now he's basically Nosferatu?
00:35:19.000 Wait, is that the guy who predicted the future?
00:35:21.000 Nostradamus.
00:35:22.000 Nosferatu was the horror movie monster villain.
00:35:25.000 Nostradamus, he was right.
00:35:29.000 The frogs are gay. 1.00
00:35:31.000 Go look up what Estrogen is doing to amphibians in the water supply.
00:35:36.000 And he talked about pedophiles and the secret cabal of billionaires who go to these secret islands and have sex with children.
00:35:44.000 I'm like, yeah, sure, they do, Alex.
00:35:46.000 And they do.
00:35:47.000 And they did.
00:35:48.000 And I was initially thinking, you know, when I first heard the story, I thought, what's really going on?
00:35:53.000 He's fucking 16-year-olds.
00:35:54.000 Okay, that's not my cup of tea.
00:35:57.000 But the age of consent in Mexico is 12.
00:36:01.000 I'll just let that simmer for a little bit.
00:36:04.000 And we had these, like, we're guilty too in pop culture.
00:36:08.000 Led Zeppelin and David Bowie.
00:36:10.000 They were having sex with these. 0.96
00:36:12.000 I did a video about this with this 14-year-old groupie.
00:36:14.000 That was totally normal.
00:36:15.000 Jimmy Page, Jerry Lewis.
00:36:17.000 Like, sex with 14-year-olds has been happening a lot in mainstream culture.
00:36:22.000 And we've all been going, cool, what a groupie.
00:36:25.000 So we have some culpability there.
00:36:27.000 But I heard recently it's not just that, which I don't advocate, obviously.
00:36:34.000 But the thing about the sex with the 14, 15, 16s is you go, oh yeah, you don't like that?
00:36:39.000 Okay, let's talk about David Bowie and his wife, who had sex with a 13-year-old, or maybe she was 14.
00:36:45.000 But no, the girls were 12.
00:36:49.000 Now, here's what's good about Epstein being dead.
00:36:53.000 It's great that a pedophile is dead.
00:36:55.000 That's always an ideal scenario, right?
00:36:58.000 And he is a pedophile.
00:36:59.000 This is not even David Bowie, Jimmy Page stuff, where you go, you make me sick, but you're not exactly a child rapist.
00:37:08.000 This is 12-year-olds, poor 12-year-olds, he had shipped in from France. 0.99
00:37:13.000 I mean, what's worse than that?
00:37:16.000 That's kind of worse than rape.
00:37:19.000 Because you're procuring, in fact, the law says as much.
00:37:22.000 The punishment for sex trafficking is, and human trafficking is worse than just a rape.
00:37:29.000 See what this trial has done to me?
00:37:30.000 I have to keep saying, well, not that I'm saying that.
00:37:34.000 Things you know to be true, I have to keep, you know, attaching these caveats.
00:37:38.000 But I think the good thing about Jeffrey Epstein being murdered is it's brought America together.
00:37:45.000 Because us loonies on the right have always been saying, there's some shit going on that you don't know about.
00:37:51.000 You got to trust me.
00:37:52.000 It's crazy what's happening.
00:37:55.000 And the left has been going, I don't know if it's that bad.
00:38:00.000 And we go, no, it's worse than you think.
00:38:02.000 There's secret islands with 12-year-olds being flown in.
00:38:07.000 They go, okay, Alex Jones.
00:38:09.000 And now we're finding out about that.
00:38:11.000 And this guy mysteriously dies.
00:38:15.000 Is there anyone left in the country who thinks he committed suicide?
00:38:19.000 I mean, one of the reports I read was that the way he was able to snap whatever this bone is called is that he tied himself up with his sheets.
00:38:27.000 His stupid, useless sheets, by the way, that are basically made of paper towels.
00:38:32.000 It's the same sheets they use in the overnight jails.
00:38:37.000 They're sort of like not wax paper, but it's a fine line between paper towel and cloth.
00:38:44.000 Or you could easily just rip it apart.
00:38:46.000 So to sort of twist that into a rope is a hell of an accomplishment.
00:38:51.000 And I've seen in the New York Post, they've interviewed guys who were at that same prison and in that same location.
00:38:58.000 And they talk about the sheets they had.
00:39:00.000 And they say there's no way on earth I could have hanged myself, not hung, I could have hanged myself with that sheet.
00:39:08.000 Do I hear someone moving around in there?
00:39:15.000 I sound like I run this house with an iron fist.
00:39:17.000 I'm just trying to avoid my family appearing on screen because everyone is insane.
00:39:24.000 And I think the Jeffrey Epstein murder has made a lot of non-radicals on either side go, wait a minute, what? 0.60
00:39:35.000 What's been happening now?
00:39:38.000 Like with the Hillary thing, I always say, and I think it's non-partisan because I say, what's Obama's body count?
00:39:47.000 Obama's body count, the mysterious death that surround Barack Obama are zero.
00:39:52.000 Now, there's plenty of maleficence.
00:39:54.000 There's no malfeasance.
00:39:56.000 I'm getting confused with maleficent from Snow White or whatever it's called.
00:40:00.000 There's plenty of malfeasance like Fast and Furious, where him and Eric Holder sanded down the serial numbers of guns, shipped them to Mexico to aid the drug wars and to make guns look worse.
00:40:12.000 So he's got plenty of blood on his hands, but that's documented.
00:40:15.000 Katie Pavlich wrote a great book about Fast and Furious.
00:40:18.000 Benghazi is well documented.
00:40:21.000 So the corruption and the incompetence and the deaths that came from that is all over the place.
00:40:27.000 But that's different.
00:40:28.000 That's above board, believe it or not.
00:40:30.000 I'm trying to sound, I'm making Benghazi sound noble.
00:40:33.000 That was cool.
00:40:36.000 But Obama's chef is fine.
00:40:41.000 The Clinton chef mysteriously drowned on a camping trip, face first in a creek.
00:40:47.000 I've never heard of anyone drowning in a creek.
00:40:50.000 Or what about the guy who was lifting weights a few nights before he was going to testify against the Clintons and just, oops, one of the barbells fell on his neck and choked him to death.
00:41:00.000 I wrote about this.
00:41:01.000 If you look up Tacky Mag, I said a bad week for the Clinton body count or something like that.
00:41:07.000 Like, forget politics.
00:41:09.000 Jimmy Carter, Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Nixon, they don't have these mysterious deaths.
00:41:16.000 But the Clintons have like 50.
00:41:19.000 And I've researched this quite a bit.
00:41:22.000 And I got spooked.
00:41:24.000 I actually came up with a great idea for a movie.
00:41:26.000 I'll tell you in a second.
00:41:29.000 12 of them are pretty intense.
00:41:31.000 12 of the 100 are really intense.
00:41:35.000 Like Seth Rich, like the translator, whatever you call them, the sign language woman for Bill Clinton, who knew a lot of stuff about him and then decided to quit, started working as a barista.
00:41:49.000 And then all of a sudden that coffee shop was robbed at gunpoint.
00:41:52.000 They just shot her in the head, didn't take a penny, and ran out. 0.99
00:41:58.000 Those thieves really hate coffee and money and successfully robbing a place.
00:42:05.000 I've even heard a driver once when I was being driven back from Fox tell me about other drivers hearing about a bounty to run Monica Lewinsky off the road.
00:42:15.000 Now, of course that all sounds crazy.
00:42:17.000 I totally get that.
00:42:18.000 But it gets to the numbers, especially when there's no other numbers with any other presidency.
00:42:26.000 There's no mysterious Nixon chef death.
00:42:30.000 That's the point I'm trying to come across.
00:42:32.000 And that's what I think is great about Epstein is it's a brutally mysterious death that ideally makes people go, maybe these nuts like Alex Jones.
00:42:44.000 My shoulders look too rounded there.
00:42:46.000 This is the perspective of the camera.
00:42:48.000 I'm not that grovered.
00:42:52.000 Maybe the sheer numbers surrounding all these elitists is starting to be a point in and of itself.
00:43:01.000 And maybe I should be more dubious of the justice system.
00:43:04.000 Maybe two guys shouldn't face 15 years in prison because they were too enthusiastic defending themselves.
00:43:13.000 I mean, that's literally what happened.
00:43:15.000 They didn't like that they were high-fiving after and they were proud of themselves for beating up some guys who threw a glass bottle of piss at them and tried to hurt them after days of warnings.
00:43:26.000 And here's a fun experiment.
00:43:27.000 Take those two guys facing those charges, pretend they're gay. 0.92
00:43:31.000 Pretend it was an anti-gay mob that had been harassing them for days and vandalizing the venue and leaving threatening notes and screaming at all the goddamn gay lovers who showed up.
00:43:41.000 And they were called the gay boys. 0.87
00:43:43.000 And eventually after all the end, the homophobes beat up a journalist and got away with it.
00:43:50.000 And then eventually when the gays were going home, escorted by police, they were ambushed by the homophobes and the gays fought back and they fought hard.
00:43:59.000 They'd be on a t-shirt.
00:44:01.000 They'd be legends.
00:44:02.000 There'd be a wall.
00:44:04.000 There'd be a new, oh my God.
00:44:08.000 I totally spaced on the wall that all the presidents are on.
00:44:11.000 I want to say Mount Vernon.
00:44:13.000 No, that's where the boxer Larry Bards is from.
00:44:16.000 All right.
00:44:16.000 It's clearly time to stop.
00:44:20.000 I like you more than a friend.
00:44:22.000 I hope this recorded.
00:44:23.000 We're realizing now my plan for this was to do live from Breezy on the beach in Breezy.
00:44:29.000 Although, all the cops and firemen around here are very quiet and they don't like cameras around and stuff.
00:44:34.000 So that would draw attention.
00:44:36.000 But there's just no cell phone reception here.
00:44:38.000 So I have to do this at the home I'm renting right next to the server, right next to the internet.
00:44:44.000 But Ryan today went and got a rocket pack.
00:44:49.000 The brain's going.
00:44:51.000 Went and got a rocket pack do a key hot box, whatever they're called.
00:44:55.000 And so we can do that in more interesting locations tomorrow.
00:45:00.000 The episode that's up today is from yesterday, and I assume he's going to take another 24 hours to get this one up.
00:45:09.000 But I've had one of those before, and it cost me like, I got a bill for $400 for the first month.
00:45:15.000 Hotspot, that's what it's called.
00:45:19.000 Okay, I'm babbling.
00:45:21.000 I like you more than a friend.
00:45:22.000 We'll see you tomorrow.
00:45:23.000 And there should be a free speech presents also airing today.
00:45:26.000 I believe it's Heroes of Color, where we look at the interesting backgrounds between wonderful African-American heroes like Corey Booker and Mariah Carey and the guy from Rage Against the Machine.
00:45:41.000 And it's just amazing what made them who they are today.
00:45:44.000 Goodbye.
00:45:47.000 Now I have to hit this button.
00:45:49.000 It's not very graceful.
00:45:52.000 Stopping broadcast?