Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - MEMORIAL DAY MAIL BAG 1

00:00:51.000 The future is your so filled this button.

00:00:54.000 The future is your so fill this button.

00:00:57.000 The future is your so filled this button.

00:01:00.000 The future is your soul, feel this button.

00:01:10.000 Hello, folks.

00:01:11.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.

00:01:14.000 I am not here.

00:01:15.000 I'm at Lake George with my family.

00:01:17.000 Went to the cabin on the lake there.

00:01:19.000 I fucking love Lake George.

00:01:22.000 It's all bikers. 1.00

00:01:23.000 It's all MAGA.

00:01:24.000 And my boys finally play together.

00:01:27.000 They're not on screens.

00:01:28.000 They take little pieces of bread and put on a fish hook and catch a million little sunfish, bass.

00:01:33.000 I don't fucking know.

00:01:35.000 And you ride around the boat and you go and you get some BLTs and some burgers.

00:01:41.000 I want to buy a place there.

00:01:43.000 It's fucking paradise.

00:01:45.000 So we're going to be there Monday and Tuesday, but we don't want to deny you GOML.

00:01:49.000 I actually am a little insecure about it.

00:01:52.000 I don't want you to get out of the habit of watching this show because this is how we make a living.

00:01:58.000 And I think the most important thing about a restaurant is to remain open and have reliable hours.

00:02:04.000 So when people have their Monday dinner at Gavstav, they know what's going to be there.

00:02:08.000 As soon as it's closed, they start making other plans, and then GavzTav's no more.

00:02:16.000 That was Marnie Stern. 0.98

00:02:18.000 She's almost my age.

00:02:19.000 She's 46, New Yorker, unbelievably talented guitarist, and super funny.

00:02:26.000 She worked for MTV for a while just for fun, doing a show called Weird Vibes, where she'd go around and interview other band members.

00:02:33.000 And it was really hilarious.

00:02:36.000 So her problem is she's big in the indie world with the Zoomers, and she's 46.

00:02:41.000 So you know what she does? 0.89

00:02:44.000 She just fucks her fans. 1.00

00:02:47.000 Kind of sad.

00:02:48.000 Because she can't find anyone.

00:02:50.000 There's no guys.

00:02:51.000 I can't tell you how many beautiful, single, talented, funny women I know who can't get guys. 1.00

00:02:58.000 And I don't know a ton of, I know some millennials, but I don't know any, that many Zoomers. 1.00

00:03:04.000 But the few young people I do know, look, turn it up.

00:03:09.000 I bet it'll be funny.

00:03:14.000 We are leaving the pitchfork party and the line is radonculous.

00:03:18.000 I would never wait on that line.

00:03:19.000 It's too hot.

00:03:20.000 I get a sunburn.

00:03:21.000 My vagina would start to ache. 1.00

00:03:23.000 If I was 22 and I came here, I would have drunk every second of every moment.

00:03:30.000 I'd be at every show having sex with every person.

00:03:33.000 It would be awesome.

00:03:35.000 I have a bunch of press at South by Southwest setup.

00:03:42.000 So your name is bed bugs or bites or something's going on on my body and it itches.

00:03:54.000 So why am I interviewing you then?

00:03:56.000 I don't know.

00:03:59.000 We're switching to a hotel to dump, but I would have been a little bit more.

00:04:04.000 The other thing I was going to say is I don't think young people are fucking.

00:04:08.000 You know young people, Ryan.

00:04:09.000 Are they fucking?

00:04:12.000 I think they're fucking.

00:04:13.000 What do you consider young?

00:04:14.000 I mean, like Zoom.

00:04:15.000 Like 25-year-olds.

00:04:17.000 I think they're fucking.

00:04:17.000 I keep seeing them on social media going, haven't had sex in three years.

00:04:20.000 Jeez.

00:04:22.000 The ones I know are fucking, but they're in relationships. 0.87

00:04:25.000 Anyway, so this thing is going to be mailbag.

00:04:30.000 Next Monday, Tuesday, we have off.

00:04:32.000 So I'm going to wear police shirts like this cool one.

00:04:35.000 Gang squad.

00:04:36.000 They discontinue the gang squad.

00:04:37.000 So what does it say on my back?

00:04:40.000 It says, We protect and served to be denied and dismissed.

00:04:45.000 Bronx gang squad, number 397.

00:04:49.000 It's a tad small.

00:04:50.000 That's the problem with being so ripped is all my favorite t-shirts are becoming too small.

00:04:55.000 Remember when Lauren Dowdy was here tattooing us?

00:04:59.000 And her boyfriend, her fiancé, who's now her husband, works out a lot.

00:05:04.000 I won't call him a bodybuilder.

00:05:06.000 But I was changing shirts and he sees me with my shirt off and he goes, I thought you said you were ripped.

00:05:11.000 Well, he literally looks like one of the guys in Prometheus that started the aliens.

00:05:16.000 Like the white creatures that are just like... 0.97

00:05:17.000 Wow, you really think he's hot.

00:05:20.000 Those aren't hot.

00:05:21.000 They're literally white amorphous Adonises who. 0.93

00:05:24.000 Oh, Adonises aren't hot.

00:05:26.000 Good to know.

00:05:27.000 Good to know.

00:05:28.000 Speaking of Adonis.

00:05:29.000 Next time someone calls me an Adonis, I'll go, fuck you.

00:05:32.000 Is this Marnie Stern?

00:05:34.000 Yeah.

00:05:35.000 That's her? 0.97

00:05:36.000 I think she has a kid now.

00:05:38.000 Oh, shit.

00:05:38.000 That looks like a proud aunt.

00:05:41.000 She might be a proud aunt.

00:05:43.000 Don't you hate those?

00:05:44.000 Oh, I hate that.

00:05:44.000 And I hate when they think it's a thing.

00:05:46.000 Yep.

00:05:46.000 Ageless auntie.

00:05:48.000 Oh, no.

00:05:50.000 You're stuck in the aunt world. 0.98

00:05:51.000 That's like being friend zoned with kids.

00:05:54.000 You're just never going to get past that.

00:05:55.000 Uh-oh.

00:05:56.000 Hold zone.

00:05:57.000 So many aunts.

00:05:58.000 Hello?

00:05:59.000 Yeah, Kevin.

00:06:00.000 It's Sylvie.

00:06:01.000 I'll be ready tomorrow night at 7.30 to be on the show, okay?

00:06:06.000 Okay, that'll be great.

00:06:08.000 Okay, though.

00:06:08.000 Take care.

00:06:09.000 Bye-bye.

00:06:10.000 Is that her number showing?

00:06:10.000 Should I blow that?

00:06:11.000 No.

00:06:13.000 No and no.

00:06:16.000 You know, it's kind of weird when you see a pretty smart good girl like Marnie Stern, you want her to have bred. 0.73

00:06:24.000 You know?

00:06:27.000 So it's seen as sexist That you look up their marital status.

00:06:35.000 Why don't you look up a man's marital status? 1.00

00:06:37.000 Mick Jagger just had a fucking kid.

00:06:39.000 Okay, I don't look up a man's marital status because it's always fixable.

00:06:44.000 But women have a finite amount of time. 1.00

00:06:47.000 So we look them up.

00:06:48.000 And when we see, like Marnie Stern, that they didn't procreate, we feel kind of bummed.

00:06:55.000 Not just for her, but for the human race.

00:06:58.000 Because we go, oh, fuck, I wish they made more of those.

00:07:00.000 That's the kind of person we want more of.

00:07:04.000 If that's sexist, then sign me up for the He-Man Woman Haters Club.

00:07:09.000 Because I wish she was happily married with at least three kids.

00:07:14.000 And you can tell by her Instagram covered with pics of kids.

00:07:20.000 If you look up her Wikipedia too, there's no mention of her personal life.

00:07:23.000 Because in modern society, it's considered sexist to give a fuck.

00:07:28.000 That bothers me.

00:07:30.000 Yes, it matters if women have kids. 1.00

00:07:32.000 With men, they can always have kids. 1.00

00:07:37.000 Because it's just sperm.

00:07:38.000 Although they do say that older sperm has a higher likeliness of autism, but it's really old sperm.

00:07:45.000 Like my 50, 60, 70.

00:07:47.000 With women, there's a higher risk of autism when we get to our late 30s, ladies. 1.00

00:07:57.000 Alrighty, shall we dip into some lets?

00:07:59.000 Yeah.

00:08:00.000 Should we do this?

00:08:11.000 Let me touch it.

00:08:15.000 This TV gives off heat.

00:08:18.000 Hot.

00:08:23.000 Satanic panic.

00:08:24.000 Remember the satanic panic of the 80s and 90s?

00:08:27.000 We were told it was crazy to think Satanists conducted sexual rituals and practiced child sacrifice while we were right to panic all along.

00:08:37.000 Satanic Temple.

00:08:42.000 Turn it up.

00:08:43.000 Strategy for women to access the abortion drug.

00:08:46.000 Take it as part of a religious expression.

00:08:49.000 Its founder describes them as a non-theistic religious group.

00:08:52.000 By non-theistic, we mean we don't worship a literal deity.

00:08:58.000 We view Satan as a metaphorical construct, as the ultimate rebel against tyranny.

00:09:03.000 This group is not a branch of Satan.

00:09:05.000 The Satanists are just fucking nerds.

00:09:07.000 Let's cut the shit.

00:09:09.000 They're similar to libertarians.

00:09:12.000 The Satanists are just libertarians who like metal.

00:09:16.000 It's not a thing.

00:09:17.000 It's not real.

00:09:19.000 Fuck you.

00:09:21.000 I could tell you is the name of this one.

00:09:24.000 When you mentioned how sick the World Economic Forum Police patches were, I thought you might enjoy a book.

00:09:29.000 It is called, Ryan, get ready to do your research, I could tell you, but then you would have to be destroyed by me.

00:09:38.000 Emblems from the Pentagon's Black World.

00:09:41.000 Wouldn't it be a little more efficient to say, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you?

00:09:50.000 You would have to be destroyed by me?

00:09:52.000 Did this book have an editor, or am I missing a joke?

00:09:56.000 Maybe it's an inside joke.

00:09:59.000 It's an awesome book of patches created for the American Black Ops programs, and each one has small clues to the operations, like lightning bolts for electronic warfare, six stars for Area 51, because 5 plus 1 is 6, cartoon skunks for Lockheed Martin's Skunk Works program, etc.,

00:10:15.000 etc.

00:10:15.000 We had that state trooper who worked for the bomb squad, and he gave us his patch.

00:10:21.000 It's an awesome patch.

00:10:24.000 Damn.

00:10:25.000 What are those tits? 1.00

00:10:27.000 Kind of looks like legs.

00:10:28.000 Yeah, it's like a woman with her legs spread. 1.00

00:10:32.000 But it's pretending to be something else.

00:10:34.000 Night low-level penetration combat.

00:10:39.000 Kind of got gang rape vibes, that one. 1.00

00:10:43.000 A lifetime of silence behind the green door.

00:10:46.000 Whoa.

00:10:48.000 I'm not big on silence.

00:10:50.000 Or green doors.

00:10:52.000 Oh, that's a fun one.

00:10:54.000 Oh, that's cute.

00:11:00.000 Kind of gay. 0.50

00:11:04.000 Hey, Gavina and Ryana.

00:11:05.000 This is probably ancient news, but I found out that the Chinese discovered a way to make their food even more disgusting. 1.00

00:11:10.000 Instead of buying oil to cook their horrible food like a normal human being, they find it a better solution to go into the streets, open a manhole, take a giant ladle, and harvest all the oil floating on the surface of the waste.

00:11:21.000 NSFW, if you're eating dinner watching this show.

00:11:24.000 I've seen a barf.

00:11:26.000 Oh, yeah.

00:11:28.000 This is ancient that's highly.

00:11:29.000 Oh, you've heard of this before?

00:11:31.000 Yeah.

00:11:32.000 So you get the shit out of the way.

00:11:34.000 This is my first job.

00:11:41.000 They're not even eating it yet.

00:11:44.000 Then they boil it up so it's nice and good.

00:11:46.000 I don't think I can do Chinese food anymore.

00:11:47.000 It's not just that.

00:11:48.000 I've stopped a long time ago.

00:11:50.000 I mean, I do it every now and then.

00:11:51.000 When my buddy Gordon found Rat Rib Cage.

00:11:54.000 Woo! 0.99

00:11:55.000 That's bad.

00:11:56.000 You're saying woo to me or the video?

00:11:58.000 Rat Rib Cage?

00:11:59.000 Yeah.

00:11:59.000 Jesus Christ.

00:12:01.000 Rat Ribcage.

00:12:02.000 Who, by the way, Hollowed says that I could say, like, alternatives of Jesus Christ, but I'm like, that's even more blasphemous because you're changing the name.

00:12:09.000 So I don't know how strict of a Catholic he is.

00:12:13.000 He's like, you could say Jesus Creeps. 0.98

00:12:15.000 The Communist Party says that one in five restaurants use sewer oil, which means that all of them do.

00:12:19.000 So if you've ever eat fried food in China, be aware that there's a thousand Chinese men have shitted in your meal. 1.00

00:12:25.000 The amount of depravity these people demonstrate.

00:12:27.000 We need to shit on China more. 0.98

00:12:30.000 It's not racist, and it's nothing against Chinese Americans.

00:12:35.000 Chinese Americans hate China too.

00:12:38.000 You know how much it costs to get out of China?

00:12:40.000 $50,000 cash in hand.

00:12:43.000 That's how much you need to get permission from the Communist Party to leave.

00:12:48.000 Look at this.

00:12:49.000 Somebody sent this in.

00:12:50.000 They said, now that you guys are done with your fast, you can watch this delicious.

00:12:54.000 Time to make mosquito burgers.

00:13:00.000 So we take the flying mosquito biter and we put it in a pot.

00:13:06.000 We then crash it around until it is a lump.

00:13:10.000 Wait, I gotta show you something.

00:13:12.000 This is literally just burgers made of mosquitoes.

00:13:15.000 I mean, it is high in protein and blood.

00:13:18.000 Yeah, so shit probably has a lot of protein in it.

00:13:21.000 I hate the whole high on protein argument.

00:13:26.000 There was this dude who hacked in to the Chinese police and he discovered that the human rights violations are much worse than we thought.

00:13:39.000 So yeah.

00:13:41.000 Oh, here we go.

00:13:41.000 I'm going to forward this to you now, Ryan.

00:13:47.000 Huge trove of files obtained by hacking into Xingjiang police re-education camp computers contain first ever image material from inside camps.

00:13:57.000 Reveal Chen Kuango issuing shoot-to-kill orders.

00:14:01.000 Xi Jinping demanding new camps because existing ones are overcrowded.

00:14:07.000 You know how they say America has the worst incarceration rate in the world.

00:14:11.000 In fact, China's is about a tenth of the size. 0.96

00:14:14.000 Yeah, because they kill them and harvest their organs and they don't record their existence.

00:14:18.000 They erase them.

00:14:20.000 This is communism.

00:14:21.000 These are what all these fucks, these liberal fucks are fighting for.

00:14:26.000 What did the Bernie bros say?

00:14:27.000 They say, should they go to education camps?

00:14:29.000 Yeah, they should learn how to not be a fucking Nazi.

00:14:32.000 And they consider you and me Nazis, by the way.

00:14:35.000 So they want us to go to these camps.

00:14:37.000 I mean, Quebec already had these camps for COVID people.

00:14:41.000 So the infrastructure is there.

00:14:44.000 When, you know, we totally eradicate the Republicans, when all conservatives are canceled, let's ship them out and treat them like this.

00:14:53.000 Vivid images of police drills and over 5,000 images of persons taken at detention centers, almost 3,000 of them interns, spreadsheets showing vast scale of internments, 12% of Uighurs shown in camps or prisons.

00:15:07.000 Of course, this is just what we hacked in.

00:15:10.000 So you can round those numbers way up.

00:15:15.000 Look at that.

00:15:16.000 Human garbage.

00:15:17.000 I mean, I'm no fan of Muslims, but I don't want them all rounded up and killed.

00:15:23.000 The Zingzang police files.

00:15:25.000 I am.

00:15:27.000 Oh, yeah, so you can dig up Adrian Zen's and see it yourself.

00:15:33.000 Second report of mine, specifically on the speech, Beijing, and the campaign of mass interment.

00:15:39.000 13 media outlets around the globe from 10 countries who reviewed much of the material, some of them with large investigative teams putting a huge amount of work in this.

00:15:46.000 Expect significant media reporting this week.

00:15:48.000 No, I don't expect significant media reporting because 1 billion people have a lot of money.

00:15:55.000 And the mainstream media, and especially Hollywood, is petrified of offending China. 0.65

00:16:02.000 The World Health Organization is making plans to take over the way you and I do business, run by a retarded puppet from Africa, completely funded by China. 1.00

00:16:15.000 And Joe Biden is constantly kissing their ass.

00:16:17.000 And they're working on a pandemic plan to help us survive the next, whatever it is, monkeypox.

00:16:25.000 And it will supersede various nations' authority.

00:16:28.000 It'll be a world plan.

00:16:30.000 That's China going for global domination. 0.99

00:16:34.000 What's the difference between globalism and Chinese world dominance? 0.97

00:16:38.000 They're starting to merge.

00:16:40.000 We should be concerned about that.

00:16:41.000 And the first step is mockery.

00:16:44.000 But isn't that racist to Chinese Americans?

00:16:46.000 You know how much money Chinese Americans gave the Proud Boys last year?

00:16:50.000 $80,000.

00:16:52.000 You know why that is?

00:16:53.000 Because they recognize that Proud Boys are the only ones willing to literally fight communists.

00:17:00.000 They don't like communism.

00:17:02.000 They've lived it.

00:17:10.000 This is some guy Tupac was lighting the loafers.

00:17:13.000 He's sending us the ancient Chinese secret video of Tupac being a faggot. 1.00

00:17:18.000 We'll show it on the off chance you haven't seen it yet, but this is true of so many celebrities that we worship and bow down to.

00:17:26.000 They have invented personalities.

00:17:29.000 Like Lou Reed was just being his heroin injection.

00:17:36.000 Who else?

00:17:37.000 Johnny Depp.

00:17:39.000 He's the cool pirate guy because he was a pirate in a movie and he likes Keith Richards.

00:17:44.000 Like these guys are empty vessels and they just become a character for you.

00:17:49.000 I'm not, though.

00:17:50.000 I'm me.

00:17:51.000 And Ryan, no one would pretend to be that fucking retarded. 1.00

00:17:54.000 So at least you know he's for real.

00:17:58.000 That hurts my feelings and I don't like it.

00:18:01.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:18:02.000 Did you take an assertiveness class?

00:18:04.000 Maybe.

00:18:06.000 Wow.

00:18:07.000 You were really standing up for yourself.

00:18:09.000 Don't you think there's something aggressive about standing your ground?

00:18:12.000 Yes.

00:18:14.000 Are we going to have any celebrity guests on this episode?

00:18:16.000 I'm getting sick of your stupid face.

00:18:19.000 Sure.

00:18:20.000 Okay, so let's look at Tupac, who he really is, and then who he became to amuse you.

00:18:26.000 This much respect for women, and I fight often because of that.

00:18:30.000 I get a lot of friends because I have respect for women. 1.00

00:18:32.000 Ultra respect for women.

00:18:34.000 And I'm extra nice, you know, extra gentleman.

00:18:36.000 I'm extra just like, oh, you're beautiful and you deserve the best.

00:18:39.000 And she told me I was too nice.

00:18:41.000 It wouldn't work because I was too nice.

00:18:42.000 Well, it really ain't as big as everybody make it, you know.

00:18:45.000 Even the females know it's bitches. 1.00

00:18:47.000 Females don't even hang with females. 1.00

00:18:48.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:18:49.000 So now, when these homes get horny, niggas die. 1.00

00:18:53.000 Homes get horny, niggas die. 1.00

00:18:55.000 Watch, every time.

00:18:56.000 Every funeral you go to, it's a bitch that was horny the night before. 1.00

00:19:00.000 So you need to start checking these bitches. 1.00

00:19:02.000 Keep your dicking.

00:19:03.000 Niggas need to go back to the OG penitentiary days and start jacking off. 1.00

00:19:07.000 If you fucking with a cool female, that's all good. 1.00

00:19:09.000 But if you fucking with a bitch, you need to break her ass and shake her ass. 1.00

00:19:13.000 I have this much respect for women. 1.00

00:19:15.000 The loop really makes it.

00:19:17.000 Yeah, yeah, it does.

00:19:18.000 That's one of the few times you want to watch it in a loop.

00:19:21.000 I have this much respect for womenies. 1.00

00:19:23.000 Yeah, my David Cross's cousin, Aviva, she went to high school with him and he was like, a dancer.

00:19:30.000 I don't think he was literally a homosexual, but he was an effeminate man who loved acting and drama.

00:19:35.000 he was like Leroy in the show Fame.

00:19:39.000 And then he was in the movie Juice, where he played a gangster, and people would keep doing that.

00:19:42.000 Okay.

00:19:43.000 Done.

00:19:44.000 It's probably true in history, too.

00:19:46.000 John Wayne may have been a pussy for all we know.

00:19:49.000 Right?

00:19:50.000 He may have been like that, too.

00:19:52.000 We know Rock Hudson was.

00:19:56.000 But yeah, I should do a whole thing on wiggers.

00:19:58.000 Black wiggers. 1.00

00:20:00.000 Tupac is a wigger. 0.99

00:20:02.000 Sean King, Wigger. 1.00

00:20:05.000 Corey Booker, Wigger. 0.54

00:20:09.000 Tom Morello?

00:20:10.000 Wigger. 1.00

00:20:12.000 Tom Morello grew up kayaking.

00:20:15.000 Jordan Peel grew up in the west side with his white mom going to creative schools where they have like a garden on the roof that's eco-friendly.

00:20:25.000 And they, you know, have, they take fucking caterpillars and make them into butterflies. 0.59

00:20:31.000 And they have pet fish that are endangered species and shit.

00:20:36.000 The schools he went to, Jordan Peele's schools, there's maybe, I think he was the only black kid in the entire school.

00:20:42.000 Yet all his movies are like, yo, man, I couldn't imagine, it would be amazing if I had a white dude in my movies. 0.87

00:20:51.000 It's just not what I'm about.

00:20:55.000 Yes, it is what you're about.

00:20:57.000 You're white, dude. 0.96

00:20:58.000 Sorry.

00:21:01.000 Yeah, it's crazy, man.

00:21:03.000 Listen, I saw a great article from BuzzFeed.

00:21:06.000 It's like...

00:21:06.000 Wait, is this Jordan Poole?

00:21:09.000 Yep.

00:21:10.000 Listen.

00:21:10.000 I'm talking about Jordan Peale.

00:21:12.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:21:14.000 So you're Jordan Poole.

00:21:15.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:21:17.000 Tim Poole and Jordan Peterson combined.

00:21:19.000 Yeah.

00:21:20.000 Yeah, man.

00:21:21.000 It's nuts.

00:21:22.000 It's really nuts.

00:21:26.000 Would you like to ask me something?

00:21:28.000 Yeah.

00:21:29.000 What is a man's role in 2022, and how does the media affect that destiny?

00:21:36.000 Well, listen, when it comes to women's rights and stuff like that, it's like, you know, wow, man, like, that's a big topic.

00:21:44.000 But, you know, frankly, women have to stay in the kitchen. 1.00

00:21:47.000 Like, you know, people that are a little more controversial than me, I like to kind of tiptoe and sit on the fence a little bit.

00:21:52.000 But listen, man, it's a man's world. 1.00

00:21:55.000 It's crazy.

00:21:57.000 Yep.

00:21:58.000 The bacon, egg, and cheese I had this morning was so ghetto, so Bronx, so delicious. 0.95

00:22:05.000 He covered it.

00:22:06.000 It was normal bacon, egg, and cheese.

00:22:07.000 I make sure the cheese is cheddar.

00:22:09.000 I'm sick of fucking American cheese.

00:22:11.000 Damn.

00:22:12.000 I want it banned.

00:22:13.000 I'm never eating at a movie theater ever again.

00:22:16.000 The fucking nachos are shockingly bad.

00:22:19.000 They're prison nachos.

00:22:21.000 The popcorn's no longer food.

00:22:24.000 The butter that they put on popcorn, what is it?

00:22:27.000 I think it's just plastic.

00:22:30.000 Plastic corn oil.

00:22:35.000 So I made him put cheddar.

00:22:36.000 And then because he's like a fucking Colombian illegal, he covered it in tons and tons of ketchup and mayonnaise and jalapenos. 1.00

00:22:47.000 So every bite I took, ketchup and mayonnaise sauce was dripping onto my little aluminum foil.

00:22:53.000 It was amazing.

00:22:56.000 Wow.

00:22:57.000 So fucking good.

00:22:58.000 And I remember Maddie saying after he got out of prison, he was in his house and he got up in the middle of the night and went and got a glass of water.

00:23:05.000 And he's like, this is fucking awesome, man.

00:23:07.000 I get to get a glass of water in the middle of the night.

00:23:10.000 And that's how I felt this morning, walking around my house.

00:23:12.000 I'm like, I eat whenever the fuck I want.

00:23:14.000 Yeah.

00:23:15.000 Whatever I want.

00:23:16.000 It's crazy, man.

00:23:17.000 Listen.

00:23:17.000 I mean.

00:23:22.000 It's really crazy.

00:23:23.000 Listen, this article for most people.

00:23:25.000 We got to check this out.

00:23:27.000 So it seems like the corrupt Democrats are getting a crank here.

00:23:31.000 It's crazy.

00:23:32.000 This is Jesse Lee Poole?

00:23:33.000 Yeah.

00:23:34.000 Jesse Lee Poole, listen.

00:23:40.000 It's amazing, man.

00:23:41.000 Really.

00:23:41.000 Now, listen, the corrupt Democrats are doing everything they can to shut this country down.

00:23:47.000 It's going to get worse.

00:23:48.000 Listen, I'm not promoting anything.

00:23:50.000 I'm just saying you want safe and ready meals in your house.

00:23:54.000 If you don't have food and you don't have it stocked up, you might want to think about it.

00:23:57.000 We have tons of chickens outside.

00:23:59.000 Delicious chickens.

00:24:01.000 Hey, Jesse Lee Poole, you should tell Jesse Lee Peterson.

00:24:04.000 The word on the street is there is a massive controversy, super scandalous nuclear media bomb about to land on him.

00:24:14.000 Oh, really?

00:24:15.000 Yeah.

00:24:15.000 What's that?

00:24:16.000 Like irrevocable reputation damage.

00:24:19.000 Where'd you hear that, man?

00:24:21.000 On the street.

00:24:21.000 That's conjecture.

00:24:23.000 That's all I can say for now.

00:24:24.000 We'll look into it, but frankly, stay with us until the next bike.

00:24:27.000 All right, Tim Pool out.

00:24:28.000 I mean, just any pity to poop out.

00:24:31.000 Okay, so this email is from a guy who calls himself the Republic House.

00:24:36.000 Anti-Semites that never use their real name.

00:24:39.000 And they go, well, we're not independently wealthy.

00:24:42.000 Yeah, that implies that I didn't earn my money.

00:24:45.000 I have thrown away literally hundreds of millions of dollars to be my true self.

00:24:53.000 Vice, my ad agency shut down, my career at the Blaze over.

00:24:58.000 I've been fired from every job I've had.

00:25:01.000 And a good 75% of the time, it's companies I started myself.

00:25:06.000 So for you to say, well, you're rich, you can afford it.

00:25:08.000 Yeah, get rich, afford it, get fired.

00:25:13.000 So even if you get fired tomorrow, you will have sacrificed far less than I have.

00:25:18.000 I don't think you could ever sacrifice as much as I've sacrificed to be my true honest self and tell the truth.

00:25:25.000 So when you don't use your real name and call me a coward, I'm not offended.

00:25:30.000 I'm not even, I don't acknowledge it.

00:25:32.000 It doesn't exist.

00:25:33.000 It's like a mosquito giving me the finger.

00:25:35.000 You're not, you're ephemera.

00:25:38.000 You're not a thing.

00:25:40.000 Ideas matter.

00:25:42.000 Not if someone doesn't have the courage of their convictions enough to stand by those ideas.

00:25:46.000 If ideas are just floating away like these little envelopes, that's all they are.

00:25:51.000 Floating concepts.

00:25:58.000 So this guy gets mad at me because I said, how do anti-Semites feel about Ezra-Levant, Dennis Prager, and Ron Coleman?

00:26:04.000 They're anomalies?

00:26:05.000 Okay, now compare what they've done to save the West with what you've done.

00:26:08.000 You don't even use your real name.

00:26:10.000 And then this guy goes, Gavin, all the men you named are Zionist gangsters and Shabos goi traitors. 0.93

00:26:17.000 These Judas goats consistently put the interest of Israel and Jews before the interest of Western civilization, otherwise known as the white race, in case you were wondering. 1.00

00:26:28.000 What does that mean?

00:26:30.000 Like, we give, what, 3.5 billion to Israel a year?

00:26:34.000 We give 8 billion to Iraq.

00:26:36.000 We just gave Ukraine 40 billion.

00:26:39.000 Israel is our only ally in a mud hole shitpit called the Middle East. 1.00

00:26:46.000 They are a fully Western nation.

00:26:48.000 And by the way, if you go there, it's shocking how many liberals and anti-Zionists there are.

00:26:55.000 I'd say there's more anti-Zionists in Zion than there are in the West.

00:27:01.000 So Nazis and Israeli lefties, you guys have the same agenda.

00:27:06.000 Destroy Israel. 0.62

00:27:08.000 Your Western chauvinist card has been revoked, he says.

00:27:15.000 What?

00:27:17.000 You have now joined the realms of Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson.

00:27:20.000 That's an insult.

00:27:22.000 I love those guys.

00:27:23.000 But unlike them, you will never be allowed back into the mainstream.

00:27:26.000 That's true.

00:27:27.000 Once you're canceled, you're never uncanceled.

00:27:30.000 And be clear, I have no intention of groveling and trying to get back on Fox News.

00:27:35.000 I left Fox News and gave them the finger on the way out.

00:27:39.000 I don't want to be accepted in the mainstream.

00:27:42.000 All I want to do is have a voice and be heard.

00:27:46.000 And as of now, I'm getting heard by way more people than ever before.

00:27:50.000 And it's way more profitable than it's ever been.

00:27:52.000 I keep making more money every year, despite getting stifled more and more, because I'm a starling.

00:27:59.000 I came to North America from Europe with no natural predators.

00:28:06.000 And so I thrive.

00:28:08.000 I can't be killed.

00:28:11.000 I'm unkillable.

00:28:12.000 So what do they do?

00:28:12.000 They go after my family.

00:28:14.000 But the reason I read this letter on the air is I want to say something that ironically, the people who need to hear it most will not listen to.

00:28:23.000 Anti-Semitism is a philosophical rut.

00:28:28.000 It's a mental trap.

00:28:30.000 Don't fall for it.

00:28:33.000 And I would expand that to any kind of ism where one group is responsible for all of your problems.

00:28:43.000 A good 80% of the black community has this problem with whites, anti-whitism.

00:28:50.000 And if it rains on their birthday, they blame white people.

00:28:54.000 That is a crippling rut that robs you of your own authority, your own self-reliance, your own...

00:29:02.000 I always forget this word.

00:29:04.000 Volition.

00:29:05.000 No, Ryan.

00:29:06.000 Authority.

00:29:07.000 It's a word like authority.

00:29:08.000 Your own bodily...

00:29:10.000 Autonomy.

00:29:12.000 No.

00:29:13.000 It's crazy.

00:29:14.000 No, it's not crazy.

00:29:17.000 Facility?

00:29:18.000 Maybe it's facility.

00:29:20.000 Anyway, don't do it.

00:29:22.000 I mean, our enemies are a very amorphous concept of communism, socialism, low IQ, sheepism, this Karen shit. 0.85

00:29:35.000 When I start trying to isolate the group, I often find it's like upper middle class white women who are unemployed. 0.92

00:29:43.000 I don't want to say housewives because they're not really.

00:29:46.000 Their maids do all the work. 1.00

00:29:49.000 And I get into that rut sometimes with that group.

00:29:52.000 I become an anti-Femite. 1.00

00:29:54.000 I think that liberal Karens are responsible for all my troubles. 0.98

00:29:58.000 Women like Amy Siskind. 1.00

00:30:02.000 That's a rut that I'm fully aware of.

00:30:05.000 And the best way to avoid this rut is to go out and fraternize, meet people, talk to your Uber driver.

00:30:13.000 And you'll see that the group that you thought were the bad guys are often the allies.

00:30:18.000 You know, I used to go to this controversial meeting dinner night.

00:30:23.000 It was called like a racial realism night or something.

00:30:26.000 And it was John Derbyshire and Peter Brimelow and Jared Taylor and some weirdos too, like guys from high times.

00:30:35.000 And they just wanted to talk about controversial subjects.

00:30:38.000 And they'd have guest speakers come.

00:30:39.000 Ann Coulter spoke once.

00:30:42.000 It was a great night.

00:30:43.000 I did a talk once there about the Proud Boys.

00:30:46.000 But I remember one of those nights, Jews came up, and there was plenty of Jews there.

00:30:52.000 And John Derbyshire, who everyone respects, everyone with a fucking brain, he's one of the smartest people I've ever met in my life.

00:30:59.000 And very amicable and charming, too, which is rare with that level of IQ.

00:31:03.000 And he just said, without Jews, your movement is nothing.

00:31:08.000 Even like the alt-right, you need Jews. 1.00

00:31:12.000 They're good at organizing.

00:31:13.000 I don't know.

00:31:15.000 It's just, they're a handy bunch.

00:31:17.000 Some people use their Jew power for good and some for Jew evil. 0.78

00:31:20.000 Same goes for a lot of different things.

00:31:22.000 Yeah.

00:31:22.000 Ryan does not speak for anyone but his peanut brain.

00:31:25.000 Yeah.

00:31:26.000 My peanut brain says, listen, man, there's two types of people.

00:31:29.000 People that believe in Christ, people that don't.

00:31:32.000 Well, the big picture is...

00:31:34.000 No, that's not what I'm saying either.

00:31:36.000 Well, that's what I'm saying.

00:31:37.000 Timple.

00:31:38.000 Okay.

00:31:39.000 I'm on the record.

00:31:40.000 Okay.

00:31:40.000 I'm going to be sued for that.

00:31:41.000 So I'm kidding.

00:31:42.000 This is Ryan, and it was a joke.

00:31:49.000 The other thing, too, is Orthodox Jews who genuinely worship God are not your problem.

00:31:56.000 The Jews that you're talking about are secular Jews.

00:31:58.000 And it's the same beef with these atheist liberals. 0.65

00:32:02.000 It's all the same group.

00:32:05.000 Here's some synonyms.

00:32:07.000 Half the secular Jews in New York hate Israel.

00:32:11.000 Yeah.

00:32:11.000 And they side with Palestinians.

00:32:14.000 That should tell you where they stand religiously.

00:32:16.000 Anyway, enough Jew talk for one day. 0.98

00:32:18.000 Here's the synonyms for autonomy.

00:32:20.000 Accord, choice, free will, self-determination.

00:32:23.000 No, not volition.

00:32:26.000 I think it was your own facility.

00:32:28.000 Facility.

00:32:29.000 Gotcha.

00:32:30.000 Penalty, pension, predilection, trees, proclivity, preventive.

00:32:34.000 My mental faculties.

00:32:37.000 You know, like they say self-determination, freedom, governance, self-government.

00:32:46.000 Proclivity.

00:32:47.000 No.

00:32:48.000 No.

00:32:49.000 Sorry, dictionary.

00:32:51.000 You're out of here.

00:32:53.000 Bitionary, more like.

00:32:54.000 Yeah.

00:32:54.000 Get out of here, man.

00:32:56.000 We don't need your.

00:33:01.000 This isn't an on-the-air type of letter.

00:33:04.000 Okay?

00:33:05.000 But this conspiracy podcast I listen to, I know I'm self-aware, but it's entertaining and he's right about more stuff than feels comfortable.

00:33:10.000 He's pretty left.

00:33:11.000 He's positing that the guard who was killed in Buffalo had invented a new type of electrolysis, electrolysis, that puts out more energy than is put in.

00:33:21.000 Is it true?

00:33:22.000 Well, who can say?

00:33:23.000 But the app is interesting, and I thought you might dig it.

00:33:26.000 Okay, now, Ryan, I've sent you in previous episodes.

00:33:31.000 I believe it was Shuzmabin, right?

00:33:33.000 Showing the. 0.52

00:33:35.000 So the rumor going around is that this guy started a water-powered car.

00:33:41.000 Water-power.

00:33:43.000 And the proof of this is they show the guy starting up his car.

00:33:48.000 The engine is a normal engine.

00:33:51.000 In other words, he's lying.

00:33:55.000 He just said his car is water-powered, then started up a car and lifted up the hood and went, see?

00:34:02.000 Now, such a car is conceivable, but you have to separate the hydrogen from the oxygen.

00:34:12.000 Hydrogen is incredibly flammable, so one car accident, and it becomes a fucking fast and furious movie.

00:34:19.000 But the problem with water-powered cars is they are an impossible contradiction because the energy it takes to separate the hydrogen is more than you get out.

00:34:31.000 So it's possible for a novelty to show someone your water-powered car, but it's not plausible.

00:34:36.000 It's incredibly unsafe.

00:34:38.000 And why would you have something that it takes more power than it gives?

00:34:44.000 Well, that's not how it works.

00:34:47.000 You drill oil out of the ground and then you get all this oil.

00:34:49.000 Are you going to pull up any of this at any point there?

00:34:53.000 It's taking you so long.

00:34:54.000 I can only stall these people for so long.

00:34:57.000 What's that?

00:34:58.000 Did you look it up yourself?

00:34:59.000 Yeah, it doesn't appear to be a message.

00:35:01.000 No, I said it was in the notes, shithead.

00:35:03.000 From Shismobin, right? 0.99

00:35:07.000 Oh, my God.

00:35:09.000 Do I have to do everything for you here?

00:35:11.000 Aaron Salter Jr. wore many hats in his life.

00:35:14.000 Retired police officer, substitute teacher.

00:35:17.000 But one of his true passions was science.

00:35:20.000 He built a lab in his garage where he spent countless hours working to develop an engine that could run on water.

00:35:26.000 Just an engine?

00:35:30.000 He's lying.

00:35:32.000 Sadly, for all he was in life, the world is learning his story because of the courage he displayed.

00:35:37.000 Where's the hydrogen store?

00:35:38.000 Protecting his car.

00:35:40.000 If you have a water car, you have like five hydrogen tanks.

00:35:43.000 Salter engaged the shooter who was heavily protected by the rumor is that he was killed because he figured out how to make a water-powered car, which is fucking retarded. 0.99

00:35:55.000 They have been made.

00:35:56.000 They're a huge nightmare.

00:36:00.000 Who's killing the hydrogen car?

00:36:01.000 Right.

00:36:02.000 You use water.

00:36:03.000 Oh, this is the guy who did it.

00:36:05.000 You run electricity through it, and it breaks it down into hydrogen and oxygen, and then you can burn the hydrogen.

00:36:11.000 All right, so you found more hydrogen.

00:36:14.000 It is Baldazar.

00:36:17.000 He's the guy who did the UFO thing.

00:36:18.000 I used to work at Area 51 on Joe Rogan on Joe Rogan.

00:36:24.000 Gas.

00:36:25.000 You want to fill up your car?

00:36:26.000 How much hydride do you have?

00:36:27.000 He's weird.

00:36:28.000 That Joe Rogan interview was fucking weird.

00:36:30.000 Here.

00:36:33.000 Oh, my God.

00:36:33.000 Did you see the Joe Rogan about the...

00:36:35.000 So anyway, this is the process it takes to make a water car.

00:36:37.000 It's a fucking huge pain in the ass.

00:36:40.000 It's not a thing.

00:36:42.000 He was not murdered.

00:36:45.000 Yeah, you're all nuts.

00:36:49.000 But yeah, there was a Joe Rogan recently where he talks about high IQ mold.

00:36:55.000 Does this ring a bell?

00:36:57.000 I sent it to myself.

00:37:00.000 It's really, really good.

00:37:01.000 We'll end the show with that.

00:37:02.000 We've got to do short shows here.

00:37:03.000 Fungal intelligence.

00:37:06.000 Yeah, but it's a particular clip.

00:37:09.000 I'll afford it to you now.

00:37:10.000 We'll end with that.

00:37:13.000 It's crazy.

00:37:14.000 These are special episodes.

00:37:16.000 You're seeing a man who's not here.

00:37:22.000 Come find me at Lake George.

00:37:25.000 Come find my ass. 1.00

00:37:27.000 This is mind-blowing.

00:37:28.000 We'll call this the final video.

00:37:33.000 Okay.

00:37:35.000 Opening.

00:37:43.000 Slime mold.

00:37:44.000 You know, called Physerium polycephalum.

00:37:47.000 And this slime mold is very, very good.

00:37:50.000 What a shitty hat.

00:37:52.000 Why do smart people always have such dumb hats?

00:37:58.000 And this slime mold is very, very good at navigating through mazes.

00:38:02.000 The Japanese are so clever at this.

00:38:04.000 They designed a nutrient-like maze replicating Tokyo in the Japanese subway system with all the major cities, the nodes around Tokyo.

00:38:15.000 Each of those nodes had a piece of oat on them, which was a source of nutrition.

00:38:20.000 And then they let the slime mold then grow.

00:38:23.000 At first it grew out randomly, exploratorily, and then after about 28 hours, it reorganized itself in the most efficient way possible and reorganized the Japanese subway system in a more efficient manner than it's designed today.

00:38:41.000 Thus they turned Japanese for a thing. 0.99

00:38:43.000 He's like, oh, I'm Asian too.

00:38:46.000 I want to go there.

00:38:48.000 He's like that gay kid who became Korean because he had such a good time.

00:38:53.000 I do mushrooms?

00:38:55.000 I have...

00:38:56.000 Not just mixing things.

00:38:57.000 That's crazy, man.

00:38:59.000 Jimmy, pull that up. 0.60

00:39:01.000 Oh, Jimmy.

00:39:02.000 Oh.

00:39:04.000 Hey, Jimmy, nothing wrong with that.

00:39:07.000 Whoa, that's a crazy man.

00:39:09.000 Why do I have to pull my eyes back?

00:39:11.000 What the fuck?

00:39:13.000 The only impression I don't have to do jack shit for.

00:39:16.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:39:36.000 Can everyone speak to you?

00:39:42.000 Your future is yours.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 30, 2022

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