Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 31, 2022


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On this episode of Get Off My Lawn, Gavin talks about the Prowboyz and how they are a bunch of racist fuckbois who don t give a shit about Black Lives Matter. Also, Gavin explains why he doesn t think the Proud Boys are racist.

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
00:00:31.000 Can I have a taste of your ice cream?
00:00:35.000 Can I lift the crumbs from your table?
00:00:38.000 Can I interfere in your prices?
00:00:42.000 No, mind your own business.
00:00:45.000 No, mind your own business.
00:00:49.000 Can I have a taste of your ice cream?
00:00:52.000 No, can I leave the rum from your table?
00:00:56.000 No, can I interfere in your price?
00:01:00.000 No, mind your own business.
00:01:02.000 In loving memory.
00:01:03.000 No, mind your own business.
00:01:06.000 Of what?
00:01:07.000 I can't see it so good.
00:01:10.000 Alright, keep turning around.
00:01:14.000 I don't know where my fucking shit's at.
00:01:17.000 In loving memory of Jason Rivera and Wilbert Mora patrol officers, 2022, both killed in January of 2022, Blue Lives Matter.
00:01:29.000 God damn.
00:01:30.000 And it's the 32nd precinct.
00:01:34.000 Where's the 32nd precinct?
00:01:35.000 Is that the Bronx or Michelle or Yonkeys?
00:01:38.000 Where's the 32nd precinct?
00:01:48.000 That was Delta 5, a fun little punky band, not around anymore.
00:01:52.000 I think they're on Rough Trade, British Guys, very old school kind of art rock.
00:01:59.000 Fun stuff, thanks.
00:02:00.000 I heard that on KEXP, which is still my favorite radio station out of Seattle.
00:02:06.000 It's out of Seattle.
00:02:08.000 But John in the Morning has been ruined by affirmative action. 0.89
00:02:11.000 So it's currently getting woke and going broke.
00:02:14.000 John in the Morning is a super-duper liberal dude, but he's a white male.
00:02:18.000 So after George Floyd was fentanyled to death, they decided to get some random black loser who's a wigger. 1.00
00:02:29.000 I mean, he was born and raised in Seattle.
00:02:31.000 I don't know what's black about him.
00:02:32.000 And he plays shit like fucking Tribe Called Quest and like all of this 90s rap.
00:02:38.000 Like anyone gives a shit.
00:02:40.000 Anyway, it's one of my biggest pet peeves.
00:02:44.000 So Ryan was just watching an interview about the Proud Boys and some dude has been talking about us.
00:02:50.000 He says we're racist.
00:02:51.000 I'm racist.
00:02:52.000 Well, to be fair, I think he was going through all like what they say online about y'all.
00:02:59.000 Oh, he's talking about the assumptions about us.
00:03:01.000 Here's what I would say to someone new about the Proud Boys.
00:03:04.000 Everything you've heard is a lie.
00:03:07.000 And it's not just slightly bending the truth.
00:03:10.000 It is a complete, total, and utter fabrication with no links to reality whatsoever.
00:03:15.000 The group is Knights of Columbus, meets Animal House.
00:03:18.000 It's fun.
00:03:18.000 It's patriotic.
00:03:19.000 Yes, there's violence when violence presents itself like Antifa.
00:03:23.000 And what happens?
00:03:24.000 They go to jail for years and years for daring to question the DNC's paramilitary wing.
00:03:32.000 Here's two examples of how the Prowboys are perceived and how far it is from reality.
00:03:36.000 About four years ago, 2018 in Oakland, a young black girl named Nia Wilson and her friend was talking trash to a mental patient, a career criminal, homeless, fuckhead psycho who spent most of his life in prison.
00:03:51.000 And they was talking shit.
00:03:53.000 Maybe they bumped into him and he said, watch it, bitch. 1.00
00:03:55.000 And then they started screaming and then calling him a faggot or whatever.
00:03:59.000 And in prison culture, a little girl insults you, you're a bitch. 1.00
00:04:06.000 And you can't be a bitch or you die. 1.00
00:04:08.000 So because he's a mental patient, he sees that happening on the BART station and he stabs her to death.
00:04:16.000 Unfortunate.
00:04:18.000 Horrible.
00:04:19.000 Poor girl lost her life.
00:04:21.000 She had a bright future.
00:04:23.000 The narrative becomes, it was a proud boy who did it because she's a black woman.
00:04:28.000 Furthermore, this is the crazy part, they're meeting at a bar in Oakland to celebrate the murder.
00:04:35.000 That's how happy they are with their hard work killing her.
00:04:38.000 This guy who did it has zero to do with proud boys, but that was the story.
00:04:43.000 So then they held a huge rally to prevent this celebration.
00:04:49.000 And by the way, at that rally, a dude with an American flag shirt is wandering by.
00:04:54.000 They call him a proud boy and beat the living shit out of him while calling him a faggot.
00:04:59.000 How ironic.
00:05:00.000 That's what got us into this mess in the first place.
00:05:03.000 Second example.
00:05:05.000 Synagogue shooting.
00:05:07.000 Horrific.
00:05:08.000 Disturbing.
00:05:09.000 Where was that, Pittsburgh?
00:05:11.000 I believe so.
00:05:14.000 Proud boys, nothing at all to do with the shooting.
00:05:18.000 A guy who's a big cop supporter, Zach, he's also a proud boy.
00:05:23.000 He has these celebrations of the Constitution, and it's in downtown Philadelphia, which, like New York, it all revolves around this one park, right?
00:05:33.000 All the things are there, the museums and everything, the Ben Franklin ship.
00:05:37.000 And it's going to be there.
00:05:38.000 And they dress up as the founding fathers, and they wave the American flag.
00:05:41.000 It's kind of corny.
00:05:42.000 It's a boomer thing.
00:05:43.000 There's black people, white people all dressed as Ben Franklin, and they wave the American flag and say, God bless the Constitution.
00:05:48.000 The narrative becomes Proud Boys are celebrating, having a celebration to celebrate the synagogue shooting in front of the Jewish Memorial Museum, the Holocaust Museum in Philadelphia.
00:06:02.000 It's a quarter mile from there, the location, and everything is in that location, but they decide, yeah, a quarter mile is the same as in front, and that becomes the narrative.
00:06:11.000 That's what most people believe.
00:06:12.000 And the day of the boomer Constitution thing, the Jewish Memorial Museum puts out a tweet that says, we're open today.
00:06:22.000 Like, they're not going to shut us down.
00:06:26.000 The biggest super uber duper duper Nazis in the world would not celebrate a synagogue shooting.
00:06:35.000 If there was a synagogue shooting in 1943 in Berlin, Hitler would be pissed off at who did it.
00:06:41.000 And he'd say, that's really bad optics, guys.
00:06:43.000 What the fuck are you doing?
00:06:46.000 The Klan would not celebrate the murder of a black girl at a train station.
00:06:51.000 They'd go, we got to lay low.
00:06:52.000 That was fucked up.
00:06:54.000 So the perception of the Proud Boys goes way beyond the KKK and way beyond Hitler.
00:07:00.000 And no, I'm not Z-Guiling right now. 0.99
00:07:03.000 Have I been saying it wrong all these years?
00:07:04.000 Is it Seeg?
00:07:06.000 I think it's Seagile with an S. I've been saying Z-Gile my whole life.
00:07:10.000 I think it is Seagil.
00:07:11.000 That's what an un-Nazi I am.
00:07:13.000 I don't even know how to say it.
00:07:16.000 But who is that dude?
00:07:17.000 Show some of the video.
00:07:19.000 It's Hood Stocks. 1.00
00:07:24.000 I don't know the actual guy's name.
00:07:25.000 I think Lucky.
00:07:26.000 Maybe I'm retarded. 0.68
00:07:29.000 He looks like that Asian dude in Two Live Crew. 0.99
00:07:33.000 Oh, yeah.
00:07:34.000 Align with a lot of the beliefs that you felt.
00:07:37.000 Correct.
00:07:38.000 And not that you were a keyboard warrior like a lot of these political, some of these activists are on these social media platforms.
00:07:51.000 You've got to be careful who you get on your show representing the Prowboys. 0.97
00:07:54.000 I've seen it's guys that have been kicked out and shit.
00:07:57.000 Usually the ones that are happy to be on are feds or some other piece of bad news because they're going to get their business shut down.
00:08:07.000 So they have to either be in a super red state that doesn't give a shit how many phone calls they get or be independently wealthy.
00:08:16.000 Or they represent like an offshoot, like splinter group.
00:08:21.000 Well, those are all dead.
00:08:22.000 You mean like the alt knights?
00:08:25.000 Things like that, but even that.
00:08:26.000 That wasn't even real.
00:08:27.000 That lasted for like an hour.
00:08:28.000 There's like a big split between guys that think rallies, go into rallies is smart in public appearance and people that are clandestine.
00:08:34.000 Yeah, but that's not an offshoot.
00:08:35.000 That's just a civil war within the group.
00:08:37.000 There's the Make Proud Boys Clandestine Again movement.
00:08:41.000 Not a very catchy name for your movement.
00:08:44.000 Lee boots to ground.
00:08:46.000 Correct.
00:08:47.000 Correct.
00:08:48.000 Yeah.
00:08:49.000 But for the first few years, I really had no involvement with the club.
00:08:52.000 I was really just being there for my brother, who had started a chapter.
00:08:56.000 I just wanted to be there for him.
00:08:57.000 Supporting him.
00:08:57.000 I can't hear shit.
00:08:58.000 You believed what the Prowboys stood for.
00:09:02.000 Yeah.
00:09:04.000 So I got a little timeline that I wrote up right here.
00:09:07.000 I did a little research.
00:09:08.000 And like we talked beforehand, you know, I don't believe everything that comes out of the media, bro.
00:09:14.000 But this is, I did some research, and this is what I have come up with.
00:09:18.000 You know, so do you mind if we go down this road?
00:09:20.000 Let's do it.
00:09:21.000 Let's do it.
00:09:21.000 Okay.
00:09:22.000 So the Proud Boys was founded in 2015 by a well-known racist media personality by the name of Gavin McGinnis.
00:09:30.000 Is that correct?
00:09:31.000 Now, if you could see the C there, why say McGinnis?
00:09:34.000 If you could see it.
00:09:35.000 I don't get it.
00:09:35.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:09:37.000 Why is he nodding that I'm a racist if he's in the Proud Boys?
00:09:40.000 Well, I think he's nodding that because he's like, this is what I gathered from the...
00:09:44.000 He's like, yep, that sounds like about something that the internet was going to be.
00:09:47.000 If you're going to say something like that, you have to say at the beginning, you have to say, this is the media's perception.
00:09:53.000 They are saying, and then you say the thing, right?
00:09:56.000 You don't just go, Gavin is a racist, right?
00:09:58.000 Yep.
00:09:59.000 So the guy softly says no.
00:10:02.000 I believe so.
00:10:02.000 About the racist part, I cannot speak to that.
00:10:05.000 But Gavin McInnes did found, he is the founder of the Proud Boys, yeah.
00:10:09.000 Well, you just, I heard, I heard some of his rhetoric, bro, and it was pretty.
00:10:13.000 Was it?
00:10:14.000 It was pretty in your face, bro.
00:10:15.000 It was pretty blatant, you know?
00:10:19.000 Can you give me an example?
00:10:20.000 Were you talking about race?
00:10:22.000 Is that racist, or was it negative?
00:10:25.000 So the message I got from that is, I don't make any bones about my racism, and there's no questioning whether I'm a racist or not.
00:10:33.000 Well, they'd like to have you on the show.
00:10:35.000 I mean, overall, I think they ended off putting Proud Boys in a very positive light, but they still kind of have you as this like, well, that's the guy who started it, and we don't know what he's all about.
00:10:46.000 So the comments are surprisingly pro-Proud Boy.
00:10:50.000 They're like, wow, this really opened my eyes.
00:10:51.000 No, that's the thing about the club.
00:10:53.000 The comments, the average show on the street, when I walk down the street, I get high fives.
00:10:58.000 Right.
00:10:58.000 And when Proud Boys march, like when they marched on Long Island, that's a perfect example of what I'm about to say.
00:11:03.000 They march on Long Island, they're getting claps, police are escorting them, people are giving them high fives, people love them, people are honking their horns.
00:11:09.000 Then you check Twitter and it's all like, it has no home.
00:11:13.000 This is fucking terrible.
00:11:16.000 Yeah.
00:11:18.000 So the shrill minority is who defines it on the internet, but the average Joe on the street is in with the reality.
00:11:27.000 You know, there's one comment I got to say that was like, well, Antifa and the Proud Boys is the same thing, but Antifa is smart enough to cover their face.
00:11:33.000 Proud Boys want to be like a fraternity and be like, they do the same things, but they get the point of Antifa and be like, look what they're doing.
00:11:41.000 But that's not true.
00:11:42.000 I mean, no Proud Boys ever go to events and bully grandmas and grandpas or anybody for that instant, for that matter.
00:11:49.000 And sabotage stuff, deface property, intimidate people, harass people.
00:11:54.000 The only time they go to events is for security.
00:11:56.000 Like when Tiny got shot, he was there because he knew Antifa were going to harass these old boomers who were anti-vac.
00:12:03.000 And then look what happens when they're not there.
00:12:05.000 Boomers are attacked. 1.00
00:12:07.000 Yeah.
00:12:07.000 We've seen boomers attacked plenty of times.
00:12:09.000 Like recently, Antifa loves attacking middle-aged women. 0.99
00:12:13.000 Yeah, middle-aged is a big one. 0.86
00:12:15.000 I wonder why.
00:12:16.000 And I think I don't know why.
00:12:19.000 I was thinking, Hate has no home here got me thinking about my neighbors.
00:12:22.000 It put me in a bad mood.
00:12:23.000 Like my little nine-year-old is walking his dog and he sees those signs on people's lawns and he knows that it's against his family.
00:12:32.000 And he's an American Indian.
00:12:33.000 A nine-year-old American Indian is walking his dog and he's getting told to fuck off.
00:12:39.000 Like his ball rolled into one of their yards the other day.
00:12:44.000 And he made some joke and he came back with the ball.
00:12:47.000 Like, well, they said, hey, there's no home here and my ball had a home there or something like that.
00:12:55.000 You know what I should do?
00:12:56.000 I should just go to their doors and say, I'm just telling you now, you made Your point.
00:13:00.000 You made it clear my family's not wanted here.
00:13:02.000 But if you don't take down your sign, I'm having a Proud Boy's parade here.
00:13:06.000 And that's Freedom of Speaker.
00:13:07.000 And it's going to be all over the news.
00:13:09.000 And this will be Proud Boy Street.
00:13:11.000 Yeah.
00:13:12.000 And you might want to think of that next time you look into your real estate value.
00:13:18.000 Should I do that?
00:13:20.000 Probably not to lower yourself on their level, but part of me says they've already deemed you a monster.
00:13:26.000 Why not just beat like that?
00:13:27.000 Well, one thing you learned about these people is the worst thing you can do is say, hey, man, that's not true.
00:13:33.000 I'm a good guy.
00:13:34.000 And even if I'm a bad guy, why attack my family, my wife, and kids?
00:13:38.000 And my wife voted for Hillary and blah, blah, blah. 1.00
00:13:41.000 Now they feel even braver.
00:13:42.000 Yeah, that's not what you do.
00:13:43.000 No.
00:13:45.000 You have to fight fire with fire.
00:13:47.000 They like, they want you to suffer.
00:13:49.000 And that's the mark of like a guilty man.
00:13:51.000 Somebody's like, no, no, no.
00:13:52.000 But somebody who gets accused of something falsely, they're like, no, no, no, no.
00:13:56.000 Whoa.
00:13:57.000 It's aggressive.
00:13:58.000 They're like, fuck.
00:13:59.000 Yeah, I think I'll do that this Sunday when I know they're going to be home.
00:14:02.000 Or just accuse one.
00:14:04.000 And be super nice.
00:14:04.000 Like, hey, just thought you should know.
00:14:06.000 You made your point, but I've had enough of my little kid saying this when he walks his dog.
00:14:10.000 So if you don't take him down this week, I'm going to have a Prowboys parade on the street. 1.00
00:14:15.000 Dang.
00:14:18.000 That might.
00:14:19.000 I'll tell you how it goes.
00:14:20.000 It'd be good content for the show.
00:14:22.000 True.
00:14:24.000 That might not.
00:14:25.000 What could they do?
00:14:26.000 I mean, I guess a counter rally, and then it would be like a big thing.
00:14:30.000 That's a bigger thing.
00:14:32.000 They hate that their town is the Proud Boys town in their mind.
00:14:37.000 Like, people have moved.
00:14:39.000 Wow.
00:14:40.000 My wife's trainer was training this couple, and they go, did you know Gavin McKinnis of the Proud Boys lives here?
00:14:46.000 And she goes, yeah, I train his wife. 0.95
00:14:48.000 And they go, oh, my God, we're going to move.
00:14:51.000 Yeah.
00:14:52.000 Like, they'll be ostracized because they live in this town.
00:14:56.000 You know what you're like?
00:14:57.000 You're like the old neighbor guy with the shovel in Home Alone where they look outside and they see him.
00:15:03.000 And then they finally meet him and like, you know, that guy's really nice.
00:15:06.000 That guy's pretty cool.
00:15:07.000 But I'm not nice.
00:15:08.000 Oh.
00:15:09.000 Ain't no nice guy.
00:15:10.000 You should have baseballs that just write hate on them and then put them in their yards.
00:15:15.000 And then have your kids stand out there with a baseball bat like this.
00:15:17.000 Well, that's a good idea for a pussy to do. 1.00
00:15:21.000 Thanks for the pussy tips, Ryan. 1.00
00:15:22.000 Pussy tips by Ryan Catsy Rivera.
00:15:24.000 Hey, Gavin, this isn't an on-the-air type letter, but this conspiracy podcast I listened to.
00:15:29.000 Oh, we already read that.
00:15:31.000 So this is day two of me not being here.
00:15:33.000 I'm in Lake George celebrating Memorial Day weekend.
00:15:39.000 We're doing the mailbag for this show.
00:15:41.000 It's a special holiday treat, so you don't feel lonely.
00:15:48.000 This dude, Mike Patey, made tens of millions building a company that makes some specialized aviation equipment.
00:15:54.000 Now he just designs and fabricates crazy lightweight airplanes from scratch and documents it on YouTube.
00:16:01.000 That's pretty cool.
00:16:04.000 He's making planes.
00:16:09.000 It's going to be cool.
00:16:10.000 I've seen this guy before.
00:16:11.000 It's incredible what he designs.
00:16:13.000 And his knowledge of physics and aerodynamics is alarming.
00:16:18.000 Hey, trans men, are you ready to join him in his shop and help him make carbon fiber race engines?
00:16:29.000 Anyway, that's not something we can really get into on the show.
00:16:31.000 They're very long.
00:16:32.000 Beautiful videos.
00:16:33.000 It looks amazing.
00:16:36.000 Dear Fag. 1.00
00:16:37.000 Okay, that's...
00:16:38.000 Now what are they going to call me?
00:16:40.000 Homo. 0.68
00:16:40.000 Oh, okay. 0.68
00:16:41.000 And Maddie Odell.
00:16:42.000 Okay, there's...
00:16:44.000 I'm going to take Homo. 0.99
00:16:45.000 You can have Fag. 0.51
00:16:46.000 That's fine.
00:16:47.000 Homo implies it's a sexuality I'm born with, and I've kept it down, and I managed to maintain a marriage.
00:16:54.000 I want to take Homo because it could mean Homo sapien, which is a human being.
00:17:01.000 I already took Homo, you fag. 1.00
00:17:04.000 I'll take Maddie Odell.
00:17:05.000 No, you won't.
00:17:06.000 Don't quote me on that.
00:17:07.000 You just called Maddie O'Dell a fag. 1.00
00:17:09.000 No, I didn't.
00:17:11.000 You may have seen this on Laura Loomer's Getter, but in case you missed it, an article and report has been released detailing an alleged link between Steven Paddock, finally, ISIS, and Antifa.
00:17:26.000 I have now the opportunity to read it, blah, blah, blah.
00:17:28.000 Here it is in its entirety, as always.
00:17:29.000 I really appreciate the opportunity to get an interview for the possibility to quit my job and work for you as a researcher.
00:17:34.000 No, thank you.
00:17:36.000 Bombshell evidence prepared for a recently deceased Trump National Security Council official explicitly reports.
00:17:42.000 Wait, what happened to him?
00:17:45.000 Should have been a link there.
00:17:46.000 Did he die of natural causes?
00:17:48.000 Explicitly reports on multiple shooters carrying out the Las Vegas terrorist shooting of October 1st, 2017.
00:17:53.000 The report states that Steven Paddock did not actually commit suicide, but was executed by others, pointing to Antifa and ISIS involvement and FBI foreknowledge of the attack.
00:18:03.000 The report also provides evidence that an Antifa group claimed responsibility for the shooting with the message, one of our comrades from our Las Vegas branch has made these fascist Trump-supporting dogs pay.
00:18:15.000 What?
00:18:17.000 Huh.
00:18:18.000 The report also brought that Antifa...
00:18:20.000 That doesn't mean anything.
00:18:23.000 One of our comrades.
00:18:25.000 Antifa says comrade about anyone.
00:18:27.000 That's a fucking lame link.
00:18:29.000 I hope they're not relying on that.
00:18:31.000 The following report was prepared for Rich Higgins, who served the National Security Council.
00:18:34.000 Higgins died of complications at a hospital in 22 February.
00:18:39.000 More than 50-page report is entitled All Source Assessment, Attack on the Route Blah, blah, blah, and was prepared for Higgins shortly after he left the Security Council.
00:18:48.000 Port names an Australian man as a person of interest with possible ties to Islamic organizations and a possible Islamic state linkage.
00:18:56.000 Finally, we're getting some evidence there.
00:19:00.000 That's good to see.
00:19:04.000 Was re-watching conspiracy theory with Mel Gibson and thought this was pretty funny out of context.
00:19:08.000 There's also a lot of stuff in the movie that's actually very interesting to a modern audience.
00:19:12.000 It's also really shitty, but in an awesome way.
00:19:14.000 Like you more than a friend.
00:19:17.000 Do you want to show that, Ryan?
00:19:19.000 What is that one called?
00:19:20.000 Mel Gibson Video Drop.
00:19:22.000 It's the next email after the one we just showed.
00:19:25.000 Did you make it orange?
00:19:27.000 It's orange now, yes.
00:19:28.000 Okay.
00:19:30.000 And it goes away.
00:19:32.000 What do you mean it goes away?
00:19:33.000 Because I'm in the purple section.
00:19:36.000 Well, these are not purpled or anything.
00:19:50.000 That's why they call them day.
00:19:56.000 That was a waste of time.
00:19:58.000 Thank you, sir.
00:19:59.000 You're mentally ill, and we don't forgive you. 1.00
00:20:01.000 Password one was John Podesta's password.
00:20:03.000 That's where the emails came from.
00:20:05.000 Oh, that wasn't even a joke.
00:20:07.000 Oh.
00:20:08.000 Okay, now I get it.
00:20:10.000 That was actually funny now.
00:20:15.000 Really enjoying the hit new show, Burger's Fags.
00:20:18.000 It's hilarious.
00:20:19.000 The ripped guys.
00:20:20.000 I think we made that a little long, Ryan.
00:20:22.000 I agree.
00:20:23.000 My suggestion.
00:20:25.000 No, but instead of chopping it up and putting it in different spots, you tighten it up.
00:20:30.000 Like, you included 100% of our banter.
00:20:33.000 You should have maybe just done the penis jokes. 1.00
00:20:36.000 The Sam Hagar stuff was pretty good, too, because we also involved penis into there, too.
00:20:40.000 All right.
00:20:41.000 Black girls love the baby monsters. 1.00
00:20:44.000 Oh.
00:20:45.000 Let's see.
00:20:46.000 Okay.
00:20:51.000 Here we go.
00:20:53.000 There was some scariness in the kid also.
00:20:59.000 But the little baby monster looked kind of cute.
00:21:02.000 It looked like a cute.
00:21:04.000 But there was some scariness in the kid also.
00:21:08.000 And it ran so fast.
00:21:15.000 It ran.
00:21:15.000 I don't mean the baby monsters represent.
00:21:23.000 Thank you for joining.
00:21:25.000 Okay, from now on, I'm only doing purple ones.
00:21:28.000 This is a pile of shit.
00:21:30.000 Time-wasting garbage.
00:21:32.000 You ready?
00:21:33.000 Yeah.
00:21:35.000 Massachusetts physician must undergo implicit bias training.
00:21:38.000 See, this is what happens when I only read ones that I vetted first.
00:21:42.000 We don't get garbage like that.
00:21:46.000 Because doctors are naturally racist.
00:21:48.000 Did you know?
00:21:48.000 We all are.
00:21:49.000 Did you know that?
00:21:49.000 That you're racist?
00:21:52.000 How fucking crazy is that?
00:21:54.000 They make an argument and they win it without ever talking to us.
00:21:59.000 They just tell us that we're racist.
00:22:02.000 Science.
00:22:04.000 You don't get to say no, you're not.
00:22:07.000 Like, can you just call everyone a pedophile?
00:22:09.000 Look, it's a fact.
00:22:11.000 Everyone wants to fuck kids. 0.99
00:22:13.000 Stop fighting it.
00:22:14.000 It's systemic.
00:22:16.000 Now, what we can do moving forward is give you don't fuck kids bias training so you can learn not to grab their little butts.
00:22:24.000 Okay?
00:22:25.000 Let's start.
00:22:26.000 I'm going to need some funding, by the way.
00:22:28.000 I'm going to need lots of funding because children's lives matter.
00:22:32.000 You're a pedophile.
00:22:33.000 There's nothing you can do about it.
00:22:35.000 Just try to not grab dicks.
00:22:38.000 Implicit bias refers to beliefs and attitudes that an individual has, sometimes unconsciously, that influence actions toward people based on prejudices and stereotypes.
00:22:48.000 Like when you see a black guy with sickle cell anemia, you assume that it's because he's black.
00:22:54.000 So why fight nature?
00:22:58.000 What the fuck magic is this?
00:23:00.000 This guy has sent me this email about 10 times.
00:23:03.000 Dudes, often when I don't read your email, it's because it's not particularly interesting.
00:23:07.000 You don't need to resend it.
00:23:10.000 I have a serious juju magic to add to the list with sewing machines.
00:23:13.000 How in the fuck do chicks not fart, holy hell, every time they sit and pee? 1.00
00:23:17.000 It's impossible for men, and I want to know their secret magic.
00:23:21.000 I have pee sat before in the dark, at the middle of the night, when I didn't want to wake up my wife, and inevitably, I fart.
00:23:30.000 What I would posit to this person is the possibility that they farted a previous piss.
00:23:37.000 Women seem to piss like every 10 minutes. 1.00
00:23:40.000 So they already got their farts out.
00:23:45.000 G-Dog and Low-T, I was wondering if you guys saw this picture over the last weekend.
00:23:50.000 And it is a picture of rare monkeypox cases reported from the U.S. But they actually use the same picture as shingles.
00:23:58.000 Oh.
00:24:00.000 Huh.
00:24:01.000 Well, you didn't see.
00:24:03.000 I could not be less worried about monkeypox.
00:24:06.000 I'm worried about the reaction to quote-unquote monkeypox.
00:24:09.000 Yeah.
00:24:10.000 Well, I'm worried about my bar shutting down.
00:24:13.000 But as far as the way it affects us, I'm literally more scared of being struck by lightning.
00:24:22.000 And I think everyone agrees with me.
00:24:23.000 Why am I saying that?
00:24:24.000 There's 300 opioid deaths a day.
00:24:27.000 20 black men are murdered a day.
00:24:30.000 There are three cases out of 300 million.
00:24:35.000 Congressional candidate for squatting.
00:24:37.000 Oh, this is ridiculous.
00:24:39.000 This fucking fat cunt. 1.00
00:24:41.000 She looks like she's Antifa.
00:24:44.000 And she's decided housing for all.
00:24:47.000 Housing is a right.
00:24:49.000 Which is a very esoteric belief.
00:24:52.000 Is housing a right?
00:24:54.000 What is a right?
00:24:56.000 You should have the right to protect yourself.
00:24:59.000 But do you have the right to a free education?
00:25:01.000 Do you have the right to housing?
00:25:03.000 Do you have the right to health care?
00:25:06.000 I don't really understand.
00:25:08.000 I feel it.
00:25:09.000 We're on the edge of collapse.
00:25:11.000 The corporate home?
00:25:12.000 Yes, you have the right to education.
00:25:13.000 You have the right to educate yourself.
00:25:15.000 You should never be banned from books.
00:25:18.000 Right?
00:25:20.000 What about building a house?
00:25:21.000 Like, if you can't afford a house, then you're homeless.
00:25:26.000 Look at this weirdo.
00:25:28.000 She lived in her fucking car. 1.00
00:25:31.000 What a great inspiration you are.
00:25:34.000 That's like a high school girlfriend's friend who does art and is gross, and you're rooting for her to get laid, but it's just, it's not happening.
00:25:45.000 I did what they told me.
00:25:46.000 Coke, slewters, phone calls.
00:25:48.000 Nothing changed.
00:25:50.000 I'm still a fat pig.
00:26:03.000 Is that a big problem in your town?
00:26:04.000 People freezing to death?
00:26:06.000 Well, fuck that.
00:26:06.000 I'm guessing it's like one a year max, and they are severely mentally damaged who refused housing many times.
00:26:14.000 This is a made-up universe she just created.
00:26:17.000 She's Antifa.
00:26:19.000 We have Antifa running for office.
00:26:20.000 That's what it is.
00:26:24.000 We took action.
00:26:25.000 Rebecca, homeless people are mentally ill. 0.75
00:26:29.000 We have a mental illness problem in this country.
00:26:34.000 Gavman, the reasons conservatives don't cheat in elections is because if they do, they go to jail.
00:26:38.000 When Dems do it, they are protected.
00:26:39.000 Can you imagine if the parties were reversed?
00:26:41.000 That's a really good point.
00:26:42.000 I mean, look at Max and John.
00:26:44.000 17-second fight, four years.
00:26:46.000 Those same exact people.
00:26:53.000 Those same exact Antifa members have committed crimes and got away with it.
00:26:57.000 We found most of them.
00:26:58.000 And we gave the names to police.
00:27:00.000 They didn't give a fuck.
00:27:02.000 Here's someone asking sprinkles.
00:27:06.000 It's pretty good.
00:27:08.000 Hey, what's up?
00:27:09.000 Hey, what's up?
00:27:10.000 What's your name?
00:27:12.000 Rachel?
00:27:13.000 Rachel, nice to meet you.
00:27:14.000 I'm Diller.
00:27:15.000 Yeah, where are you from?
00:27:16.000 In Ohio?
00:27:18.000 That's crazy.
00:27:19.000 What?
00:27:20.000 I've never even heard of anybody from Ohio.
00:27:22.000 That's so crazy.
00:27:23.000 Have you ever been to Bungalow?
00:27:24.000 It's pretty sick here, right?
00:27:26.000 Yeah.
00:27:26.000 I remember my first time in Bungalow.
00:27:27.000 I was like, man, this is like a house party, but it's like way more vibey, you know what I mean?
00:27:30.000 And everybody here is like, hello, cool.
00:27:32.000 Like, it's a great place to just come and like network.
00:27:34.000 You know what I mean?
00:27:34.000 Build your brand.
00:27:35.000 You know what I mean?
00:27:36.000 Yeah.
00:27:37.000 I work for a branding agency right now.
00:27:38.000 It's a social media marketing company with very different influencers with different brands.
00:27:43.000 Help get them brand deals.
00:27:44.000 Help get them brand deals.
00:27:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:48.000 Are you on TikTok?
00:27:49.000 What's your brand?
00:27:50.000 Like, your niche?
00:27:51.000 I can probably get you a couple of brand deals if you want.
00:27:53.000 Yeah.
00:27:53.000 Oh, you do fuck.
00:27:54.000 You do finance?
00:27:55.000 What?
00:27:56.000 That's crazy.
00:27:57.000 That's crazy.
00:27:58.000 Well, I mean, it's not like crazy.
00:28:00.000 Like, 2023, you know, girls can do number two. 1.00
00:28:02.000 You know what I mean?
00:28:03.000 Not sure if you watch much of Donald Glover's show, Atlanta.
00:28:05.000 Yeah, I used to watch that show all the time.
00:28:07.000 It's really fucking good.
00:28:09.000 And beautiful.
00:28:11.000 Like, the cinematography in it is stunning.
00:28:14.000 It's one of the most high-quality shows I've ever seen.
00:28:16.000 I don't know why I stopped watching it.
00:28:19.000 The newest season just came out, and I'm struggling to pin down the underlying message of the fourth episode of the season.
00:28:22.000 Basically, the premise is that one black person sued a Tesla inventor for enslaving her ancestors, and it opens up this whole world of white people getting harassed and sued for the actions of their great-great-grandparents.
00:28:33.000 Throughout the episode, it's difficult to tell if Glover and team are lampooning the idea of restitution and racial reparations, if they're actually for it.
00:28:41.000 Glover's probably a wigger, and he's probably taken on black politics because he feels self-conscious about how white he is. 1.00
00:28:48.000 So I would say he's not lampooning anything.
00:28:50.000 Regardless, an interesting episode.
00:28:52.000 You know what I'm just thinking about, if there's reparations, you know who would get rich?
00:28:57.000 European designer brands.
00:29:00.000 Fendi, Gucci, Prada, Yves Laurent.
00:29:07.000 They would all, that's what rap is.
00:29:09.000 You know what rap is?
00:29:10.000 It's guilty, rich white kids giving guilty, rich white Europeans their money via black people who are paid the white money to write poems over beats, shitty poems. 0.89
00:29:27.000 So the white kid gives the shitty poet the money and he gives it to the white European designer brand.
00:29:36.000 You know how much money Future, you know the rapper Future?
00:29:39.000 You know how much money he spent on chicks last year? 0.87
00:29:41.000 $3 million.
00:29:43.000 You know what that was?
00:29:44.000 It was Gucci handbags, Dior handbags.
00:29:48.000 It all went right to the whites in Europe. 0.94
00:29:53.000 So you don't think white people belong here, they should go back to Europe, right? 1.00
00:29:57.000 So your solution to that is to get tons of money over to rich white Europeans.
00:30:04.000 Okay.
00:30:06.000 I guess I'll buy stock and the Gucci.
00:30:09.000 The second reparation starts, buy all the Gucci stock you can.
00:30:13.000 Gucci.
00:30:20.000 Two million bucks he spent on purses.
00:30:23.000 That's like...
00:30:24.000 Those purses are about five grand, I think.
00:30:27.000 That's several purses a day. 0.97
00:30:30.000 I guess he also bought them outfits and shit.
00:30:33.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:30:36.000 Two million.
00:30:39.000 That's six zeros, right?
00:30:41.000 One, two, three, four, five, six.
00:30:45.000 Sorry, hold on.
00:30:46.000 Two, this calculator doesn't have commas.
00:30:49.000 One, two, three, four, five, six divided by three, six, five equals, yeah, 5,000 a day.
00:30:59.000 It's a purse a day.
00:31:01.000 So he got laid once a day, and he paid for it with purses.
00:31:05.000 It's not very cool.
00:31:09.000 It's not very badass.
00:31:10.000 I don't give a shit about bitches. 1.00
00:31:13.000 Hey, you're pretty.
00:31:14.000 If you suck my dick, I'll give you a purse. 1.00
00:31:16.000 Okay.
00:31:17.000 Thanks.
00:31:17.000 Here.
00:31:18.000 Bye.
00:31:21.000 An idea for a show.
00:31:22.000 A day dedicated to how cool Trump was.
00:31:24.000 There's so much gold from his debates.
00:31:27.000 Just candidly shitting on everyone.
00:31:29.000 That's true.
00:31:34.000 Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke, right?
00:31:35.000 That's a good idea.
00:31:37.000 We have Trump Day.
00:31:40.000 I'm going to come.
00:31:41.000 That's a great idea for a special.
00:31:43.000 Where are they coming from?
00:31:44.000 They're coming all over the place.
00:31:49.000 Look at that beautiful, beautiful bird.
00:31:51.000 Enough.
00:31:54.000 Done.
00:31:56.000 Fellas, while driving my wife's car today, I was browsing through her XM stations and came across one of the worst songs I've ever heard.
00:32:03.000 What do you all think?
00:32:06.000 Okay.
00:32:13.000 Pretty good so far.
00:32:17.000 You don't blur faces in a music video.
00:32:19.000 Thank God you blur their face. 0.60
00:32:20.000 Just in case somebody wants to locate them in shithole.
00:32:24.000 What they're going to sue you?
00:32:26.000 I'm taking you to court.
00:32:28.000 You owe me five mosquito burgers. 0.97
00:32:45.000 Shopkeeper, we only lose it.
00:32:49.000 Isn't it?
00:32:50.000 Is that going to stay there?
00:32:51.000 Yeah, that's gotta be burning your thigh.
00:32:56.000 Okay, I'm ready.
00:33:00.000 Start the song now, please.
00:33:27.000 Kill man, yeah.
00:33:28.000 I'm a pretty single.
00:33:31.000 Is there any like white kids like young that like look up to this and like I want to go there? 0.60
00:33:36.000 I want to live in Ghana and wear chains and stand around smoking in high school. 1.00
00:33:41.000 I'm fiving my friends bad.
00:33:44.000 Not interesting.
00:33:45.000 I want to wear a gun on my waist but drink and just stand around.
00:33:50.000 It's my dream.
00:33:52.000 Here's a funny meme called Gigi Heard.
00:33:55.000 It is one of the funniest memes I've ever seen.
00:34:01.000 I shit in Johnny Depp's bed.
00:34:03.000 You ate it right?
00:34:05.000 You ate it right?
00:34:14.000 Damn.
00:34:16.000 My wife watched every moment of that trial.
00:34:20.000 I'd hear it in the kitchen, like, all day.
00:34:23.000 Speaking of you ate it, right?
00:34:25.000 People don't think that you or me.
00:34:28.000 Somebody commented on the episode where we ate the burgers, and they were like, there's no way that these guys didn't eat for seven days.
00:34:34.000 I don't know how you explain the weight loss, though.
00:34:36.000 Like, you lost a couple pounds.
00:34:38.000 I lost.
00:34:39.000 I looked at the scale today.
00:34:42.000 I'm still losing weight.
00:34:43.000 Really?
00:34:44.000 How do you explain that?
00:34:45.000 Yeah, I'm at 169.80.
00:34:47.000 169.
00:34:49.000 Here's the thing.
00:34:50.000 We don't lie.
00:34:51.000 You're too stupid to lie.
00:34:52.000 I'm too old to lie.
00:34:54.000 I told you all the cheats I did, too.
00:34:56.000 I told you about I had a Guinness.
00:34:58.000 I ate a ravioli.
00:35:00.000 I ate a little thing of lettuce.
00:35:03.000 I think I had a starburst after a baseball game.
00:35:05.000 Like, I would do dumb shit like that throughout.
00:35:08.000 I had at least four beers a day.
00:35:10.000 I only lost, I think, three pounds.
00:35:13.000 Ryan had nothing but water.
00:35:15.000 He sworn his daughter's life.
00:35:16.000 Yep.
00:35:17.000 And my mom's and my grandparents.
00:35:19.000 And then when I brought in my dad's, you said that now questions the entire swearing.
00:35:23.000 Well, I was like swearing on your dad's life is like swearing on a bug's life.
00:35:27.000 Great movie.
00:35:28.000 Thank you.
00:35:30.000 So, yeah, that's such a dumb thing.
00:35:32.000 Maybe they don't get that we do gags and then we do real shit.
00:35:37.000 Like when I shot you on the show.
00:35:40.000 Right.
00:35:40.000 Remember?
00:35:41.000 That didn't happen.
00:35:42.000 I did not shoot him.
00:35:43.000 Right.
00:35:44.000 Or where we chased Joe Tonelli out and we found Ryan at a bakery.
00:35:49.000 That wasn't a lie.
00:35:50.000 That was a joke.
00:35:52.000 That was a sketch.
00:35:53.000 This is a production we run here.
00:35:55.000 Yeah.
00:35:55.000 Tim Poole's never been on the show.
00:35:57.000 That was not Tim Poole.
00:35:59.000 Or Jordan Lee Poolerson.
00:36:01.000 That was a comedy sketch.
00:36:02.000 But there's nothing funny about pretending that you're fasting.
00:36:06.000 In solidarity with prisoners that are your friends.
00:36:08.000 Yeah, in solidarity with your friends who are doing it because they're losing hope and there's already been a suicide in the prison.
00:36:15.000 Yeah, and then look up my fucking...
00:36:17.000 Well, you can't look up, but my whole history is just fasting, how to make that drink, how to fucking...
00:36:23.000 I'm going to keep fasting in my life.
00:36:24.000 What do you mean your history?
00:36:25.000 Yesterday after the burgers?
00:36:26.000 What history?
00:36:27.000 My YouTube history.
00:36:29.000 Yesterday after the burger?
00:36:30.000 Wait, you have...
00:36:30.000 I went to work.
00:36:31.000 Wait a minute.
00:36:32.000 You have a YouTube account?
00:36:34.000 I have a YouTube account, yeah.
00:36:36.000 And you've been posting videos?
00:36:37.000 No, but if you look at, like, I could show you my history right now.
00:36:41.000 You can look up other people's history?
00:36:43.000 No.
00:36:44.000 But if I showed you my history, it's all snake.
00:36:47.000 But wait, wait, you're talking about pieces of proof that show that you fasted, and you're talking about something only you can see.
00:36:54.000 That was a mistake.
00:36:54.000 But here's some of this.
00:36:55.000 Look at this.
00:36:57.000 Refeeding, refeeding, refeeding.
00:36:59.000 What to eat after refeeding.
00:37:00.000 Refeeding.
00:37:01.000 Okay, this is the first time you've presented this evidence, and it's the only way anyone could have seen it.
00:37:05.000 Yeah, I've never posted alibis.
00:37:06.000 I've posted my weight loss to be like, wow, look at this.
00:37:09.000 Posted where?
00:37:10.000 On my Instagram.
00:37:11.000 Okay.
00:37:12.000 Yeah.
00:37:13.000 Does your Instagram?
00:37:13.000 Instagram have a bunch of fasting stuff?
00:37:15.000 Anyway, but let me get to one point.
00:37:17.000 So yesterday I didn't eat after the burger.
00:37:19.000 I had one bowl of cereal and a date after my workout.
00:37:22.000 I'm going to just try to eat a lot less.
00:37:25.000 Oh, really?
00:37:26.000 I've been stuffing my fucking face.
00:37:28.000 It's tempting to do so, but we had shish kebabs and corn in the cob and we had tzatziki and hummus with pita.
00:37:38.000 I bet it sucked.
00:37:39.000 This morning I had that awesome Bronx thing with the bacon, egg, and cheese.
00:37:44.000 I'm fucking partying.
00:37:47.000 I wanted to play this while we were fasting.
00:37:50.000 Because you said this is one of the things that has a chameleon views.
00:37:53.000 This is the guy who fought in Creator Clash.
00:37:55.000 And this is what he did that you missed out on.
00:37:57.000 This was a huge happening.
00:37:58.000 Epic mealtime.
00:37:59.000 So they'll go to like McDonald's, get 30 burgers, and make a burger lasagna with bacon and Jack Daniels.
00:38:09.000 A cup of Big Mac sauce.
00:38:12.000 Who's that for?
00:38:13.000 100 people?
00:38:14.000 Just those four guys.
00:38:16.000 Is he a good cook?
00:38:18.000 Yeah, it all looks really good.
00:38:22.000 And then you and your friends try to concoct something big and retarded like that, and then it fails. 0.95
00:38:28.000 It's really big.
00:38:31.000 It's great, but I'd have to have not eaten for 12 hours, and I could only maybe handle it.
00:38:35.000 That's what I'm saying, like to show this during the fast, but I missed the opportunity.
00:38:42.000 Okay, these are not real episodes.
00:38:44.000 These are just fillers, so you don't fall out of love with us.
00:38:47.000 We're going to have to wrap it up soon.
00:38:51.000 Hey, gaze, please don't use my name.
00:38:54.000 Not because I give a shit if anyone knows I watch this show, but because this is very personal.
00:38:58.000 Okay, your name is a joke name, though, sir.
00:39:03.000 My younger half-brother thinks he's a girl and has been on hormone blockers for four years now.
00:39:08.000 He's 22.
00:39:09.000 What?
00:39:11.000 This is a problem.
00:39:12.000 It's been a source of conflict in the family ever since he told me and his parents, my mom and stepdad, when he was 15.
00:39:18.000 I've always tried to be kind, but also expressed my concern for his well-being.
00:39:21.000 That said, it has been mostly suppressed and is not a common topic in the family.
00:39:26.000 It's like nobody wants to touch it.
00:39:28.000 It all came to a head last February on his 21st birthday when we were having drinks and the topic came up.
00:39:33.000 It quickly blew up with years of pent-up emotions coming out in one explosive evening.
00:39:38.000 This could be a whole novel in itself, but the short version is we were yelling at each other, got kicked out of the bar, he and my mom crying on the street, ending with me drunkenly chasing my stepdad down the hallway of the hotel yelling, are you going to let your son cut off his dick?
00:39:55.000 I feel terrible about how I acted that night, and I've apologized many times, but it happened, and there is certainly plenty of blame to go around for that evening and the whole situation.
00:40:04.000 Since then, he's told me that he never wants to talk to me again because I cannot accept her identity.
00:40:08.000 I'm trying to be compassionate and supportive, but I refuse to go along with this madness as I believe it will destroy him.
00:40:13.000 At the end of the day, I strongly believe that honesty is the truest form of love and compassion.
00:40:18.000 What do I do?
00:40:19.000 Do I try to call him or reach out occasionally, salvage the relationship, or do I just let it go?
00:40:23.000 I know that he's not going to want anything to do with me if I'm not going to use the proper pronouns, names, but I also want to just completely don't want to just give up on our relationship and allow whatever's going to happen to happen.
00:40:33.000 Thanks for the time.
00:40:34.000 That's a tough one, man.
00:40:37.000 Because I always say, like, with Thanksgiving, with your family and your in-laws and your cousins, like, just swallow it.
00:40:44.000 Don't bring up Trump and don't argue and make a whole political thing.
00:40:48.000 You want to be true to yourself.
00:40:50.000 So if she starts talking about how much Trump sucks, that's dumb of her.
00:40:54.000 But you could go, well, could you give me an example and keep it light and interrogative?
00:40:59.000 That's key.
00:41:00.000 Like, don't most countries have borders?
00:41:03.000 Like, Mexico, they're pretty strict with their immigration and they ship all their illegals home. 1.00
00:41:08.000 Doesn't every country do that?
00:41:10.000 Oh, we should be the only ones that don't do that?
00:41:12.000 Oh, okay.
00:41:13.000 Seems weird.
00:41:14.000 That's how you should treat it.
00:41:17.000 In the interest of maintaining a family.
00:41:19.000 It's really important.
00:41:20.000 You don't want to lose your sister or brother over something dumb like which president they like best.
00:41:26.000 That's like sports almost.
00:41:28.000 No, it's not like sports.
00:41:29.000 But this is different.
00:41:31.000 This is someone who has chosen to become something they're not.
00:41:36.000 So outside of Trump, the person's still a person.
00:41:41.000 You know what I mean?
00:41:42.000 Like I have relatives that like Trump, and we just don't discuss Trump, and I can still see the rest of that person.
00:41:48.000 And they're funny, and they, you know, we talk about other stuff like my kids and stuff.
00:41:53.000 So I've maintained that person.
00:41:55.000 However, what this person has done is they've changed everything from top to bottom.
00:42:01.000 From their hat to their shoes is a woman now. 1.00
00:42:04.000 So what do I say?
00:42:05.000 Avoid pronouns, avoid talking about it?
00:42:08.000 But he's there in a dress.
00:42:11.000 Okay, he's just wearing a dress.
00:42:12.000 Like, I could be friends if Ryan became a punk rocker.
00:42:15.000 He's just got a silly outfit on.
00:42:19.000 Okay, so what do you do?
00:42:20.000 You use the wrong pronouns?
00:42:22.000 Okay, so now it's she. 0.61
00:42:25.000 Now you're talking to a guy in a dress and saying she, and the guy is affecting a higher voice than in his normal voice.
00:42:32.000 How much can you ignore?
00:42:36.000 Trump's just one guy.
00:42:38.000 Your gender is an entire person.
00:42:41.000 So you would have to sit there and pretend this person is a woman. 1.00
00:42:46.000 What are you getting out of it?
00:42:47.000 You know what I mean?
00:42:49.000 Like, say the guy's funny.
00:42:51.000 Let's say it's not your brother.
00:42:53.000 It's a funny guy you like hanging out with because he's funny.
00:42:55.000 Okay, I'll pretend that you're a woman because that's what you want, in exchange for all the laughs I'm getting. 0.99
00:43:02.000 But in this case, in this analogy, the guy's not funny anymore.
00:43:05.000 So you're like, why am I pretending?
00:43:08.000 Now, what you get out of it is it's your brother.
00:43:10.000 I don't know how long he's lived with this stepbrother.
00:43:13.000 Let's guess it's from like, usually you're around 11 or 12 when your parents get divorced.
00:43:17.000 So let's say it's about half his life.
00:43:19.000 So it's his brother.
00:43:22.000 I'd say, I don't want you to lose your brother, but in a way, your brother's gone.
00:43:27.000 He killed that guy.
00:43:31.000 Now, becoming gay, or coming out as gay, I should say, that doesn't change the person.
00:43:36.000 I mean, it's annoying when they do that fucking voice.
00:43:39.000 And that would piss me off if my brother all of a sudden started going, hey, you guys.
00:43:44.000 Because that's not how he talks.
00:43:46.000 So it would be like, he might as well be going, hey, guys, what's going on?
00:43:49.000 I'm European now.
00:43:50.000 What are you doing?
00:43:51.000 I'm Albanian.
00:43:52.000 Hey, you guys.
00:43:53.000 Why do you want to have pizza right now?
00:43:54.000 I fuck bitches. 1.00
00:43:55.000 Crazy bitch. 1.00
00:43:56.000 I fuck all kinds of bitches. 1.00
00:43:58.000 I go, what are you doing, dude?
00:43:59.000 You're not Albanian. 1.00
00:44:00.000 And you don't fuck any bitches. 1.00
00:44:03.000 So, in a way, if someone gives you an ultimatum like, see me as a woman, or we're not speaking, they're firing you.
00:44:15.000 Because not only is that a difference of opinion, the trans person is wrong. 1.00
00:44:21.000 The trans person is joining a crazy fad that's going on right now that Ricky Gervais just got in shit for mocking.
00:44:29.000 That women can have penises. 1.00
00:44:31.000 Women cannot have penises. 1.00
00:44:32.000 This isn't an opinion.
00:44:34.000 Trump being good or bad for America, that's an opinion.
00:44:37.000 And it involves a lot of mathematics and economics.
00:44:40.000 And I feel that I could prove objectively that Trump is better for the country.
00:44:44.000 But I understand people don't want to digest all those math biscuits and just hate them.
00:44:50.000 That's an opinion.
00:44:52.000 That men or women is not an opinion.
00:44:54.000 That's a dumb, crazy fad we're living in right now.
00:44:58.000 And if he says, you can't be with me anymore unless you join this fad, it's not a matter of using a pronoun or ignoring a dress.
00:45:07.000 This is someone becoming another person entirely.
00:45:11.000 So I guess I can't believe I'm saying this because it goes against one of my strongest tenets of this show, which is maintain the family at all costs.
00:45:20.000 Never get divorced.
00:45:22.000 Like Bruce Brinkstein says in Highway Trooper, a man who turns his back on his family, he ain't no good.
00:45:28.000 But you didn't turn your back on Him.
00:45:30.000 He turned his back on you.
00:45:31.000 He demanded that you join his fad, his cult. 0.99
00:45:35.000 I'm a Scientologist.
00:45:36.000 If you don't accept that, if you're not going to accept Scientology, you're dead to me.
00:45:41.000 What do you do?
00:45:42.000 You say, okay, bye.
00:45:46.000 So, buddy, you're fucked.
00:45:48.000 Your brother just left you.
00:45:51.000 Now, what I would do is I'd say I'd make it very clear that I don't see you as a woman. 0.98
00:45:58.000 I see you as my brother.
00:45:59.000 I always will.
00:45:59.000 I love you.
00:46:00.000 I'll be here if you ever come back to reality.
00:46:03.000 But you're on a path of destruction now.
00:46:06.000 And I can't enable that by pretending I believe it.
00:46:12.000 Why would you force me to believe?
00:46:13.000 You wouldn't force a Christian to be an atheist or an atheist to be a Christian.
00:46:17.000 So I feel like you forced this ultimatum on me.
00:46:20.000 And it's not even up to me now.
00:46:22.000 Because I can't change my belief of something that's not true.
00:46:27.000 Either believe in Santa or we're not brothers.
00:46:30.000 What do you do?
00:46:31.000 Well, that one's easy because you could just pretend you believe in Santa.
00:46:33.000 But I can't believe that you're Santa because you're not.
00:46:37.000 Anyway, folks, we'll be back in New York City tomorrow on Wednesday, back with old aunt, my auntie auntie.
00:46:48.000 And until then, I hope you had a great Memorial Day weekend.
00:46:51.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:47:21.000 Can I have a taste of your ice cream?
00:47:25.000 Can I lick the crumbs from your table?
00:47:28.000 Can I interfere in your crisis?
00:47:32.000 No, mind your own business.
00:47:35.000 No, mind your own business.