Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 11, 2019


S02E04 - COLLEGE SEGREGATION


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47 minutes

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7,702

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756

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194

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Kevin McElvain is back with a brand new episode of Get Off My One! This week, he's joined by a new co-host, a new guest, and an old friend to talk about all sorts of things.

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My One with Kevin McGuinness.
00:00:20.000 The soldier's cloak and the drums are going around And the boys fell out in play Fare thee well, holly my dear, I must be gone away All night they touched the trumpet till the morning did appear The soldier rose, but on his clothes he said, We're over there, on a tram Thank you.
00:00:36.000 That's Gentleman Soldier by the Pogues, and including it's from the album Rome Sodomy in the Lash, probably their best album.
00:00:46.000 And that's an old folk song, Gentleman Soldier, but a sentry who impregnates a woman and has the kid.
00:00:53.000 He does his voice, the narrator's voice.
00:00:55.000 He does a gentleman soldier's voice.
00:00:57.000 And then he also does Molly, the impregnated woman.
00:01:00.000 Molly, Holly?
00:01:02.000 You know, you assume that all of the Pogue songs are these Irish classics.
00:01:07.000 Then you look it up and a lot of them are written by Shane McGowan.
00:01:10.000 They just sound like classics.
00:01:12.000 And then he just drank, literally drank his face off.
00:01:18.000 His teeth, I think, have finally been fixed.
00:01:21.000 But the guy looks like he's been beaten for a fortnight with hammers.
00:01:27.000 As Billy Connolly would say.
00:01:29.000 It's sad.
00:01:30.000 Oh, my God.
00:01:31.000 What a mess.
00:01:33.000 What a mess.
00:01:34.000 I know he's old, but Jesus Lord.
00:01:37.000 Look at that.
00:01:38.000 Booze. 1.00
00:01:39.000 Booze is a bitch. 1.00
00:01:41.000 Folks, stay off the whiskey and don't drink till noon. 1.00
00:01:45.000 Okay?
00:01:46.000 At least.
00:01:47.000 I think you know you're an alcoholic when the thought of having booze in the morning doesn't make you dry heave.
00:01:52.000 If the idea of going psst at 8.30 a.m. makes you go, that would be kind of nice, you got a prob.
00:02:01.000 So yes, that's the poke.
00:02:03.000 Shane McGowan's, there's a brilliant line in that song, too, where he goes, well, she wants to, he impregnates the woman.
00:02:10.000 He's a sentry.
00:02:11.000 He drilled her while wearing a soldier's cloak in a sentry box.
00:02:14.000 That's the sort of thing where they stand at attention there.
00:02:17.000 And he said, I have a wife already and children.
00:02:20.000 I have three.
00:02:20.000 Two wives are allowed in the army, but one's too many for me.
00:02:24.000 I delivered that beautifully.
00:02:27.000 Isn't that a weird concept?
00:02:30.000 That in the military, in the British military, and probably all over the Western world, it was legal to have two families if you were stationed far away.
00:02:39.000 Hoes in different area codes. 1.00
00:02:42.000 Legal hoes in different area codes. 1.00
00:02:44.000 And then, oh, never mind. 0.96
00:02:45.000 I was going to say that was something very dumb, which is the following. 0.97
00:02:48.000 You need multiple wives because they're in danger because you're in the army. 1.00
00:02:54.000 I think it's good that we have diversity, not just of race on this show, but also IQ.
00:02:59.000 So you get to see a normal human adult and what they think, and then you get to see someone who has had some sort of head trauma, someone at the children's hospital who's on their way out, someone in hospice.
00:03:12.000 We get their thoughts too.
00:03:13.000 We have a wide range on this show.
00:03:16.000 We've got a lot to cover, so I'm going to keep it short and sweet.
00:03:20.000 We have a guy from a conservative from a liberal college.
00:03:24.000 I like to check in on the college campuses once in a while, see how they're doing.
00:03:27.000 They're not doing great.
00:03:29.000 It's much more clown world than it was when we last checked in.
00:03:33.000 And this guy won't give me his name.
00:03:35.000 He will only appear on the show in disguise, and we have to filter his voice.
00:03:41.000 We have to change his voice because he will be booted out of college and his whole career will be over if he's outed as a pedophile.
00:03:49.000 No. 0.99
00:03:51.000 A serial rapist? 0.99
00:03:52.000 No. 0.99
00:03:53.000 Hmm.
00:03:55.000 A guy who deals drugs to people that are dying in AOD?
00:04:00.000 A heroin dealer?
00:04:02.000 No.
00:04:03.000 A conservative who's fond of the president. 0.99
00:04:06.000 Someone with the same politics as half the damn country. 1.00
00:04:11.000 That is, I'm telling you, man, it's like being gay in the 50s. 1.00
00:04:17.000 All right. 0.57
00:04:18.000 And then we also have, Homeless Me is going to be talking about demons. 0.95
00:04:21.000 Apparently they can give you STDs and you need spray to get the STDs off your crotch. 1.00
00:04:27.000 We have footage of that.
00:04:29.000 But before we start, we keep checking in on Amelia Clark and she keeps getting worse. 0.96
00:04:34.000 And when I first saw her in, I never watched Game of Thrones.
00:04:37.000 It's not my bag.
00:04:38.000 But when I saw her in the movie Hand Solo with my kids, I was stunned at how beautiful she is.
00:04:44.000 Do you have her in that movie?
00:04:45.000 You dig her up?
00:04:46.000 That's why she just leapt onto our list in the top five because I spent the entire movie just going, and she's very classy in that movie. 1.00
00:04:57.000 She's an actress. 1.00
00:04:57.000 That's a character, dumbass. 1.00
00:04:59.000 Look at her. 1.00
00:05:00.000 That looks like a wife, right? 1.00
00:05:03.000 No, she's an annoying drama club kid. 1.00
00:05:06.000 All actresses are annoying, but she's really annoying. 1.00
00:05:10.000 That is not the Amelia Clark we now know.
00:05:13.000 And we're sorry about her brain aneurysm, but if you thought the Rastafarian Targarian was the worst it can get, look at her here doing promo for Game of Thrones and just making boners dry up. 1.00
00:05:28.000 I'm gay. 0.97
00:05:29.000 I'm gay starting now.
00:05:32.000 New York, New York. 0.99
00:05:35.000 You're not funny, little nerd boy. 0.82
00:05:38.000 Hi, Amelia Clark here, and good news. 0.71
00:05:41.000 This is still time for you to meet me for the final episode of Game of Thrones.
00:05:46.000 I don't like nerds.
00:05:47.000 Ever.
00:05:47.000 We'll meet up, talk about the show, take some photos together, and then you'll get to see how it all ends at a private screen.
00:05:54.000 And since this is the Game of Thrones experience to literally end the ball, I thought what better way to spread the word than to hit the streets of Times.
00:06:03.000 It's just the eyebrows and the talking.
00:06:05.000 It's so bad.
00:06:06.000 Who is this?
00:06:06.000 It's so derivative.
00:06:08.000 It's like seniors comedy.
00:06:09.000 It's like a Portlandia character.
00:06:11.000 It's like British Christian comedy or something.
00:06:15.000 Oh, they said Christians couldn't be funny? 1.00
00:06:17.000 Well, check out The Vicar.
00:06:20.000 It's so bad, isn't it?
00:06:21.000 It gets worse.
00:06:22.000 So she dresses up as Jon Snow and talks to New Yorkers.
00:06:25.000 There's nothing charming about her. 0.98
00:06:27.000 I see now the woman through gay eyes. 0.99
00:06:31.000 I see what they see. 0.95
00:06:32.000 Yes.
00:06:33.000 As drum roll, please.
00:06:36.000 Jon Snow!
00:06:38.000 Girl! 0.97
00:06:39.000 The shop was out of Daenerys costumes.
00:06:41.000 It's like, is she trying to be Ricky Gervais or something?
00:06:45.000 Oh, like intentionally corny and yeah.
00:06:48.000 No.
00:06:48.000 Let's go.
00:06:49.000 Is she trying to be the office? 1.00
00:06:50.000 Maybe.
00:06:51.000 I don't.
00:06:51.000 And the beard's on outside the wig.
00:06:53.000 It's just so half-assed.
00:06:55.000 I hate to sound sexist, but I feel like women are behind all this. 1.00
00:06:59.000 Directing, writing, producing.
00:07:01.000 I'm seeing a lot of broad.
00:07:02.000 Yeah, dude.
00:07:03.000 I agree with you.
00:07:04.000 Perfect face.
00:07:06.000 Maybe you're right though, because like Will Ferrell as Anchorman, The Office, it's all like making fun of themselves, you know?
00:07:14.000 Yeah, and I've never really...
00:07:19.000 It's like a comedy inside of a comedy league.
00:07:21.000 Like, Triumph the Insult Dog has the riffing with the people done perfectly.
00:07:24.000 Let's shut up for a sec. 0.88
00:07:25.000 I'd like to know what happens in the last episode.
00:07:27.000 Do you wanna watch the final episode of Game of Thrones with a media clerk?
00:07:31.000 Would you like to?
00:07:32.000 I'm a Walking Dead fan.
00:07:34.000 I'll tell you how it ends.
00:07:35.000 You could, you know, put it on the internet.
00:07:37.000 Fine.
00:07:39.000 Whatever.
00:07:41.000 They weren't in the same location.
00:07:43.000 Oh, you think that's fake?
00:07:44.000 I know.
00:07:45.000 Yeah.
00:07:46.000 I think somebody that wasn't Amelia Clark spoke to her.
00:07:50.000 Maybe that's like the director's friend who said, can you just say I'm a Walking Dead fan and then laugh?
00:07:55.000 Yeah.
00:07:55.000 Oh, whatever.
00:07:56.000 Anyway, I'm so glad she's off the list.
00:08:00.000 I'm worried about the guy who sold the soul to the devil, and her personality comes out, and he goes up to Satan and he goes, dude, why did you turn her into an annoying 10-year-old boy?
00:08:13.000 And look at that.
00:08:14.000 Wait, play the volume there.
00:08:16.000 Just pause it.
00:08:17.000 Okay, so everyone, all the characters in Times Square are Mexican illegal immigrants.
00:08:24.000 All the Batmans, all the Supermans. 1.00
00:08:27.000 So they don't want them to talk because it opens up a Pandora's box of cultural problems.
00:08:33.000 So go back to that scene where she's talking to them, the Batman and all that.
00:08:37.000 Coming up, yep.
00:08:38.000 Hi, lads.
00:08:39.000 You're all right.
00:08:40.000 I'm doing the north.
00:08:41.000 It's not a big deal.
00:08:42.000 It's a very big deal.
00:08:43.000 They can't understand you.
00:08:44.000 I'm looking to recruit because there's a battle happening and I need some help.
00:08:49.000 So do you watch Games of Month?
00:08:51.000 Just move on.
00:08:52.000 Anyway, okay.
00:08:54.000 And Satan just says to the guy, sorry, man, that's who she is. 0.99
00:09:00.000 You sold your soul to me for that.
00:09:03.000 It's like the guy who sold his soul to the devil, Pete Libertine, to be with Amy Winehouse.
00:09:07.000 And he got this stunning 50s retro chick with cool tattoos. 0.97
00:09:13.000 And then she slowly turned into the crack hag in Bermuda. 1.00
00:09:18.000 Do you have that? 0.88
00:09:20.000 Why wouldn't you go to those pictures while I'm talking about that?
00:09:23.000 I just really wanted to put that Targaryen.
00:09:26.000 Okay, put it up.
00:09:27.000 Rastafarian.
00:09:29.000 you're eating up a lot of time.
00:09:30.000 I can't call me Daenerys, Daegerean, when you want to reach me.
00:09:34.000 And if you feel the love that you can call me.
00:09:36.000 I'm Gay.
00:09:41.000 See, what you do is when you see someone like you see her in hand solo and you inject all of this personality and culture and womanliness, like with Kimbra, I'm injecting all this artistic talent.
00:09:54.000 Although she is a great musician, so I don't think that's so nuts.
00:09:57.000 And then you realize, no, that's all in my head.
00:10:00.000 By the way, the chick from Ragnarok, Kate Blanchette, I just realized she's a character.
00:10:07.000 Although, that's okay, because you could marry Kate Blanchett and say, can you put on tons and tons and tons of eye makeup and dye your hair black?
00:10:14.000 And then you'd still have her.
00:10:16.000 So it's possible.
00:10:18.000 So do you have young and old?
00:10:20.000 Let me see young and old, Amy Winehouse.
00:10:24.000 Pre-sell your soul and post-sell your soul.
00:10:25.000 You can do them in reverse order.
00:10:26.000 I don't care.
00:10:27.000 That's post-sell your soul.
00:10:30.000 So is that?
00:10:31.000 Wait, I'm going to hell for this?
00:10:32.000 I'm in hell. 0.75
00:10:34.000 Look at that. 0.97
00:10:34.000 She has the body of a five-year-old Asian boy. 0.97
00:10:38.000 Of a guy named John.
00:10:40.000 She has the body of a pretty good dude who smokes too much pot. 1.00
00:10:44.000 He's a nice guy.
00:10:45.000 I like him.
00:10:45.000 Emmy Winehouse.
00:10:46.000 Yeah, he's always got beer in his fridge, that guy.
00:10:49.000 Younger.
00:10:49.000 She looks like a cool guy to hang with.
00:10:52.000 Just a trustable mensch. 0.76
00:10:54.000 And then, is that her?
00:10:56.000 Oh, yeah.
00:10:56.000 She was.
00:10:57.000 But when that's still when, because she used to have a career just sort of being a blues singer. 0.98
00:11:01.000 And then she got, Mark Ronson gave her the pompadour and everything.
00:11:04.000 Oh, she used to be like a normal Italian girl. 1.00
00:11:07.000 Yeah, she's Jewish.
00:11:08.000 Jewish girl.
00:11:09.000 Yeah.
00:11:09.000 Yeah.
00:11:10.000 A normal shiksa. 0.97
00:11:11.000 All right.
00:11:13.000 How are we doing for time?
00:11:15.000 So we'll talk to them.
00:11:17.000 Let's jump ahead here.
00:11:18.000 I want to talk about this.
00:11:19.000 I realized I'm a TERF.
00:11:21.000 T-E-R-F. 1.00
00:11:23.000 Look up what that stands for, but basically it's these lesbians who don't like that you can just buy being a woman off a shelf. 1.00
00:11:33.000 And they recently went to a, no, not recently.
00:11:35.000 This is old news now.
00:11:37.000 Trans-exclusionary radical feminist.
00:11:39.000 I'm a trans-exclusionary radical feminist.
00:11:41.000 Ooh, we should make t-shirts that say that.
00:11:44.000 Get off my turf? 0.92
00:11:46.000 No, trans-exclusionary radical feminist. 0.98
00:11:49.000 Because the only person that wants to throw something at you is a tranny, which there's like five, despite what the media tells you. 1.00
00:11:57.000 But anyway, this is this feminist activist. 1.00
00:12:02.000 It's the Brits, the smart lesbians who are doing this. 1.00
00:12:05.000 Angela Wilde, and she says, the definition is and should remain woman in the biological sense of the word, exclusively, emotionally, and sexually attracted to women.
00:12:13.000 As lesbians, we retain the right to say what we find sexually attractive, irrespective of gender identity.
00:12:19.000 Thank you very much.
00:12:21.000 The fact that such a statement is now labeled hateful says much about the misogyny of those who condemned us.
00:12:28.000 Thank you.
00:12:29.000 That's what I've been screaming.
00:12:31.000 That this whole concept that you can just acquire woman-ness is sexist.
00:12:36.000 So these feminists, there's this woman, Sarah McBride. 1.00
00:12:40.000 And it's a dude.
00:12:42.000 And this dude has worked hard to create, I don't know, a bunch of trans policies. 0.98
00:12:48.000 So basically men are kicking ass and taking names in women's sports and now feminist politics and the lesbian movement. 0.99
00:12:56.000 These men are coming in, screwing a bunch of lesbians, but more importantly, they're telling young girls that are lesbians, you're not a lesbian, you're a dude. 1.00
00:13:04.000 So you should cut your tits off and take hormones and grow a beard. 1.00
00:13:09.000 Meanwhile, the other lesbians are going, I like tits. 1.00
00:13:12.000 Why did you double mastectomy my girlfriend? 1.00
00:13:16.000 So anyway, they go and harass this guy.
00:13:19.000 And this is a really hard video to find, actually.
00:13:23.000 But I managed to track it down on MD100, The Independent, which is British lefty journalism.
00:13:29.000 Why don't you care about that, Sarah?
00:13:33.000 This is Sarah McBride.
00:13:34.000 He gets paid probably quite a lot of money to lobby the government to try and make sure that women and girls have absolutely no right to own any space anymore. 1.00
00:13:43.000 Shame on you.
00:13:44.000 Sarah, yesterday I listened to mothers weeping over the factors.
00:13:51.000 Now, I think that's one of my top turfs, Julia Long. 0.87
00:13:54.000 And people have been writing about this.
00:13:55.000 They say conservatives and radical feminist lesbians find common ground. 0.92
00:13:59.000 Yeah.
00:14:00.000 We are trans exclusionary radical feminists. 0.96
00:14:05.000 What about just TERF? 0.87
00:14:07.000 God, that would get you bottled. 1.00
00:14:08.000 See, the thing is, I've said that a lot of trans are just mentally ill-gays. 1.00
00:14:11.000 If there's one person that's going to break a bottle on your head from the back of your head, it's a tranny. 1.00
00:14:16.000 But go ahead. 0.87
00:14:18.000 Teenage daughters have had their breasts sliced off and radical hysterectomies involving removing their wound and ovaries.
00:14:27.000 And he doesn't care.
00:14:29.000 Would you like to speak to those mothers and tell us why you're channeling anything?
00:14:33.000 Did you catch all that? 0.94
00:14:35.000 She always says the words, she doesn't call it double mastectomy, she calls it slicing your breasts off. 1.00
00:14:41.000 She says, I've just been speaking to mothers who are crying that their daughters have sliced their breasts off and had hysterectomies in order to reverse their gender.
00:14:50.000 Why are you allowing this to happen? 0.91
00:14:52.000 Look, this is how it is when you find out your son's gay in 2019. 0.91
00:14:55.000 You go, really?
00:15:00.000 Next day.
00:15:01.000 So anyway, you want to go to the Mets on Thursday?
00:15:05.000 I've got seats through work. 0.98
00:15:08.000 This is how you act when you find out your daughter's lesbian. 0.98
00:15:11.000 Oh, really? 0.90
00:15:12.000 Oh, yeah.
00:15:15.000 You're not going to have kids? 1.00
00:15:17.000 Shoot, shoot, shoot. 1.00
00:15:19.000 The next day. 1.00
00:15:19.000 Hey, could you take your dog for a walk? 1.00
00:15:21.000 He hasn't walked all morning.
00:15:24.000 The end. 1.00
00:15:24.000 This is how you act when your daughter cuts her tits off. 1.00
00:15:35.000 What have you done? 1.00
00:15:37.000 What have you done?
00:15:39.000 That's not empowering. 1.00
00:15:40.000 It's not empowering to cut your tits off. 1.00
00:15:42.000 And by the way, you're 17. 1.00
00:15:44.000 Can we at least try being gay before you switch genders on us? 1.00
00:15:48.000 What did Sarah McBride say about that? 0.97
00:15:51.000 She goes, this is me.
00:15:53.000 The sad truth.
00:15:54.000 So she makes it more.
00:15:55.000 Sorry, she.
00:15:56.000 He makes it more about him.
00:15:58.000 This guy is going in there and saying, this happened to me.
00:16:01.000 No, go to the top.
00:16:02.000 This happened to me earlier today.
00:16:03.000 That thing I just showed you.
00:16:04.000 We had just concluded a really powerful meeting with parents of transgender youth.
00:16:09.000 Yeah, you mean women who use their children as pets, like Charlize Therone, who adopts a black kid from Africa and then says, this is a boy now, or this is a girl. 0.80
00:16:18.000 Can you imagine the villagers if they found out what happened to their kid?
00:16:22.000 Oh, that reminds me.
00:16:24.000 I think I sent this to you.
00:16:25.000 I went on a little turf vortex after I discovered this and I looked up Caitlin Jenner.
00:16:30.000 Have you checked in on his boyfriend?
00:16:34.000 No.
00:16:34.000 Okay.
00:16:35.000 I thought Caitlin Jenner was straight. 0.99
00:16:38.000 No, Caitlin Jenner and his boyfriend are severely disfigured homosexuals. 0.98
00:16:46.000 I just typed in Caitlin Gender. 0.99
00:16:48.000 Whoops.
00:16:48.000 Caitlin Gender.
00:16:50.000 But it gets worse.
00:16:52.000 They're 40, 50 years apart?
00:16:55.000 Yeah.
00:16:55.000 They're 50 years apart.
00:16:57.000 And he's older.
00:17:00.000 But check the link I sent.
00:17:02.000 He's 21.
00:17:05.000 Caitlin Jenner is 68.
00:17:07.000 This is a crime, by the way.
00:17:08.000 I think in Canada, it is illegal to misgender someone, and someone just got fined 50 grand for it.
00:17:15.000 But go to that picture thing.
00:17:17.000 Because the boy used to be a conservative.
00:17:20.000 And the idea of the dad just going, yeah, my son is, he goes to a Christian college.
00:17:24.000 He's kind of, he's a little conservative for me.
00:17:27.000 You know, he's a very good spot, and you should hear him talk about gay marriage.
00:17:30.000 But he's on the straight and narrow, and he loves Tucker Carlson, and he hates big government.
00:17:34.000 There, do you want to see him?
00:17:36.000 That's my boy.
00:17:37.000 So he's a bit of a looker, so he's probably going to end up with a fairly hot chick.
00:17:42.000 Oh, not too.
00:17:44.000 Then you check in a year later.
00:17:46.000 That's my boy again.
00:17:48.000 He's in the white jeans.
00:17:49.000 He's dating a 70-year-old man who has fake hits on.
00:17:54.000 Oh, boy.
00:17:55.000 Oh, my God. 0.90
00:17:56.000 And then the dad's friend has had a few too many beers, and he goes, how exactly do they have sex? 0.98
00:18:03.000 And the dad has to say, I presume they blow each other? 0.80
00:18:08.000 Can you imagine their sex life? 0.93
00:18:11.000 Imagine having to watch it. 1.00
00:18:13.000 The poor fucking dad. 1.00
00:18:16.000 Like, even if your daughter marries a 70-year-old man, it's a huge bummer. 1.00
00:18:22.000 Right?
00:18:23.000 I mean, that's the end.
00:18:24.000 That's terrible. 0.99
00:18:26.000 But what if the man has boobs and his Caitlin Jenner? 0.99
00:18:33.000 There's video of them during the fire saying, we're okay, we're okay. 0.96
00:18:37.000 See if you can find video.
00:18:38.000 Her name is Sophia Hutchins.
00:18:42.000 That's not really her dad.
00:18:44.000 Oh, we got to get.
00:18:45.000 How are we doing for time?
00:18:46.000 How long have we been talking for?
00:18:48.000 About 20 minutes or so.
00:18:50.000 Oh, shoot.
00:18:50.000 We got to get cooking.
00:18:51.000 We got to get cooking.
00:18:53.000 This is a long tangent to be on.
00:18:58.000 Oh, got it.
00:19:00.000 There we go.
00:19:00.000 Look, this is your son.
00:19:01.000 We're safe.
00:19:02.000 We made it through the night.
00:19:03.000 We don't know how badly the house burned, but it's not looking good.
00:19:07.000 We're going to go check it out if it's safe later today.
00:19:10.000 And we just want to send a big thank you to all the first people.
00:19:13.000 Thanks.
00:19:14.000 Love him.
00:19:15.000 Hi. 1.00
00:19:18.000 That is so fucked up. 1.00
00:19:23.000 Wow. 1.00
00:19:24.000 Hi.
00:19:25.000 First responders in LA.
00:19:28.000 Hi.
00:19:29.000 Oh, my God, that's my son's fiancé, literally.
00:19:35.000 No, not literally.
00:19:36.000 It reminds me of the.
00:19:37.000 She'll pull up that crying dad on Dr. Phil when he finds out his son, who was like a star athlete, has become Adam Sandler in the movie Jack and Jill.
00:19:48.000 Yeah, that was it.
00:19:52.000 Look at his shoulders. 0.90
00:19:54.000 I killed for those shoulders.
00:19:55.000 That chick has way better shoulders. 1.00
00:19:57.000 Coming through.
00:19:58.000 coming through.
00:20:08.000 Thank you for being here.
00:20:10.000 I appreciate it.
00:20:12.000 I'm pretty stunning, right?
00:20:13.000 Tell me what's your...
00:20:14.000 Well done.
00:20:17.000 This is also so exploitative on both of their parts, on everyone's part. 1.00
00:20:25.000 Look at these people watching this shit show. 1.00
00:20:28.000 Clown world. 1.00
00:20:29.000 What a transphobe. 1.00
00:20:31.000 World. 1.00
00:20:32.000 What an asshole. 1.00
00:20:33.000 Yeah, what a sexist, racist, homophobe. 1.00
00:20:36.000 What an everything phobe. 1.00
00:20:39.000 Okay, that's Jill.
00:20:39.000 That's Adam Sandler.
00:20:41.000 Look, pull up Adam Sandler in Jack and Jill.
00:20:44.000 This is what I don't get.
00:20:45.000 They show us this movie and they go, this is a comedy.
00:20:48.000 Laugh your head off.
00:20:48.000 And you go, no problem.
00:20:49.000 And you start laughing.
00:20:50.000 And then the same day, they show you the same person and they go, now this time it's serious.
00:20:58.000 Don't laugh.
00:20:59.000 Just go, hi, lady. 1.00
00:21:00.000 You're beautiful.
00:21:01.000 Are you single?
00:21:03.000 Can I blow you? 0.93
00:21:05.000 Look at her.
00:21:06.000 Just, I don't mind when you go to Google Image, by the way.
00:21:08.000 I like the look of it.
00:21:10.000 There.
00:21:11.000 That's Adam Sandler.
00:21:12.000 You should make sure none of your tabs are embarrassing, by the way.
00:21:15.000 Right.
00:21:16.000 All right, we got to get started here.
00:21:18.000 Let's get to, we'll do the satanic seduction second. 1.00
00:21:24.000 But first, let's check out this letter I got from Mr. Ed.
00:21:31.000 I'm a junior at Williams College, a premier liberal arts college in Massachusetts on the football team, and things have been getting pretty crazy on our campus.
00:21:37.000 We've had an uproar over racial injustice on campus recently, followed by black previews. 0.99
00:21:43.000 Black previews are warm-up sort of introduction things, but just for black students, where I was told I couldn't eat barbecue on the main quad because I'm white.
00:21:53.000 And now groups are organizing for segregated housing, amongst other psychotic things.
00:21:59.000 I think you guys would enjoy this.
00:22:00.000 We'd love to hear your thoughts.
00:22:02.000 Now, don't go to the first link because that's not related.
00:22:05.000 But check out this link, number two. 0.70
00:22:07.000 Now, these black students crashed a meeting where the student union, whatever, is getting together to discuss what programs they're going to do. 1.00
00:22:17.000 And they demanded a number of things. 0.88
00:22:22.000 It's a little bit tedious to watch this, but it's worth it because you can see what college culture has become.
00:22:28.000 Now, look at this person right there.
00:22:31.000 There's sort of a blur at the back.
00:22:33.000 It's basically at the very, very back of this room.
00:22:36.000 That's a man taking notes, which looks like he's not listening enough, and he gets berated for this, which is berating in and of itself.
00:22:44.000 So he gets yelled at for not receiving his yelling, his punishment correctly.
00:22:51.000 Anyway, go ahead.
00:22:52.000 Create some form of community.
00:22:53.000 We get stopped at every single level.
00:22:56.000 Every single level. 0.99
00:22:57.000 So it's time for y'all to really figure this shit out and check yourself. 0.99
00:23:01.000 Because I'm really losing it. 1.00
00:23:03.000 We are fucking tired of having to come and beg and suck dick for money. 1.00
00:23:08.000 But of course, when we have. 1.00
00:23:10.000 So he's basically saying all these student groups get money and they want to have a black student group have fried chicken. 1.00
00:23:16.000 At one point, he says, we want money to fry some chicken and be fucking niggers for once. 1.00
00:23:21.000 That's a quote. 1.00
00:23:22.000 I don't have to bleep that out.
00:23:24.000 It's relevant to the news.
00:23:25.000 By the way, why do you need money?
00:23:27.000 I've started many clubs in my day.
00:23:29.000 There's no money there.
00:23:31.000 Like Proud Boys meet once a month and they buy their own beer.
00:23:35.000 And fried chicken, isn't that the cheapest meat there is?
00:23:38.000 Have your group.
00:23:40.000 Have your club.
00:23:42.000 Yeah, one of those demands is free to do.
00:23:44.000 Yeah, I don't.
00:23:45.000 Why is there a club?
00:23:47.000 What do you need?
00:23:47.000 Unless it's like a parachuting club.
00:23:50.000 Why do you need so much money for your club? 1.00
00:23:52.000 Anyway, for him to say, when I want to have my blacks only group, you keep making me jump through hoops like Philip Forums, which he describes as sucking dick. 0.99
00:23:59.000 Anyway, someone's about to get in trouble for not paying enough attention. 0.99
00:24:02.000 You have to come do it. 0.98
00:24:03.000 We face problems all the fucking time. 1.00
00:24:06.000 All the time. 1.00
00:24:06.000 Why would it be called minority previews if it's just black people to be there? 1.00
00:24:11.000 I don't understand that.
00:24:12.000 Well, you, Tristan, Wayland, why aren't you listening?
00:24:17.000 It's disrespectful when someone's speaking to you.
00:24:19.000 So we're writing.
00:24:19.000 So we're right now.
00:24:22.000 Every time we open up, It's disrespectful that you're looking down.
00:24:24.000 And then he said, so we're writing now.
00:24:26.000 So we're writing now. 1.00
00:24:27.000 Now he's about to say, I'm closing my fucking mouth. 0.99
00:24:30.000 And then he realizes, wait, that's what these people want. 0.99
00:24:32.000 And then he changes it to, to open it, to speak.
00:24:35.000 My mouth, the ears closed.
00:24:37.000 I don't get it.
00:24:39.000 I don't get it.
00:24:42.000 I have emotion.
00:24:43.000 Emotion is that we be listened to.
00:24:45.000 I don't get it. 1.00
00:24:49.000 Every time to speak here, it's like sucking white dick every fucking day, closing our mouths every fucking day to just be here. 1.00
00:24:57.000 And if we didn't ask for a little bit of time, money, and space, we got to suck some more dick. 1.00
00:25:02.000 I'm closing my fucking mouth. 1.00
00:25:04.000 So open it to speak. 1.00
00:25:08.000 What are you talking about?
00:25:10.000 I'm happy to give you money. 0.92
00:25:12.000 I need to know what the hell you're saying.
00:25:14.000 Please speak English.
00:25:17.000 And then, so this is the local paper there, Williams Record.
00:25:20.000 And this is relevant, folks, because this is where you're sending your kids.
00:25:24.000 And this is where they're going a quarter of a million dollars into debt to just be abused by people who are swearing at them, who want to eat fried chicken.
00:25:32.000 Not my words, his words.
00:25:36.000 Start a club.
00:25:37.000 Students organize first ever black previews.
00:25:40.000 Okay?
00:25:40.000 It's segregation.
00:25:42.000 And just to be clear here, I understand the argument.
00:25:44.000 This is the argument Jared Taylor, Richard Spencer, David Duke make, and it's we should be allowed to have a white only area, white only state, white only restaurants. 0.82
00:25:54.000 Nas rappers, Professor Griff.
00:25:58.000 Who else has this?
00:26:00.000 Yeah.
00:26:01.000 Remember, Nas has a whole song about how they have to have a black state where they only use black businesses.
00:26:06.000 That is the pro-segregation argument.
00:26:08.000 I don't like that argument on either side.
00:26:11.000 I will like ideas.
00:26:12.000 I think the West is unique because we focus on ideas.
00:26:16.000 Can you pull yourself out by your bootstraps?
00:26:18.000 Are you patriotic?
00:26:18.000 Do you at least revere Judeo-Christianity?
00:26:21.000 Do you understand that those religions built this country?
00:26:24.000 Do you understand that America is 75% Christian?
00:26:28.000 And if you're an atheist, you should at least respect that.
00:26:31.000 Do you understand that we're about freedom here and hard work and free speech and the Constitution?
00:26:35.000 Do you understand that?
00:26:36.000 Then I don't care what race you are. 0.99
00:26:37.000 Let's do this.
00:26:38.000 Segregation is going backwards. 0.69
00:26:40.000 Segregation. 0.89
00:26:41.000 Do we have a very difficult over here?
00:26:45.000 Different values.
00:26:46.000 People are drinking from beer.
00:26:48.000 People alert it over here.
00:26:49.000 It's terrible.
00:26:51.000 Inclusionary Tony.
00:26:54.000 Aggressive.
00:26:54.000 This is the first time that students...
00:27:02.000 This is the first time that students have coordinated events for prospective students who identify as black.
00:27:06.000 The events were created with the aim to give black prospective students the opportunity to enter shared spaces with current black students and to better understand life at the college.
00:27:14.000 It's segregation.
00:27:16.000 Let's talk to someone over there who has been.
00:27:21.000 Would you say a victim?
00:27:22.000 I don't know.
00:27:23.000 A target of segregation.
00:27:25.000 Let's talk to a student at one of these crazy schools, and he will be, he's hiding in the library, and he's worried because the walls are paper thin, and he's made very sure that we change his voice and blank out his face.
00:27:39.000 Let's check them out.
00:27:45.000 So we'll call you Mr. Ed.
00:27:48.000 Mr. Ed over at Williams College.
00:27:52.000 I don't know many American universities.
00:27:55.000 Is Williams College known as kind of a lefty school?
00:27:58.000 Oh, yeah, absolutely.
00:27:59.000 I mean, it is one of the premier liberal art schools, but I mean, one of the biggest things that people come for is the kind of left progressive agenda that a lot of people believe in here.
00:28:11.000 It's got a great poetry program.
00:28:15.000 Oh, yeah.
00:28:16.000 I mean, we're pretty good in art history.
00:28:18.000 We have a great e-con department, but I mean, even that's a little sewed.
00:28:22.000 What about watercolors and basket weaving?
00:28:25.000 What about the history of jazz?
00:28:27.000 Can I take a history of jazz class?
00:28:29.000 I haven't taken anything like that.
00:28:30.000 I'm taking a photography course right now called Moving Photography, which is pretty much in line with that, but I've never taken a crazy course over here.
00:28:38.000 So would you describe yourself as conservative if you were allowed to be honest in a private room?
00:28:44.000 Yes.
00:28:44.000 I mean, honestly, I think I would consider myself conservative.
00:28:48.000 So what would happen to you if you came out of the closet as a pro-Trump conservative guy and, say, wore a MAGA hat around campus?
00:28:58.000 Oh, I mean, it would cause an uproar.
00:29:00.000 I mean, we had that.
00:29:02.000 One of my friends actually wore a MAGA hat on November 10th after the election, and he was asked to leave the building that a lot of students come to for, you know, to pick up their mail and everything.
00:29:13.000 They were doing a protest, and he walked in with a MAGA hat, and he was told to take it off for leave.
00:29:18.000 We were watching some of the footage of the protests, and the way they sort of physically mentally abuse, I don't know, physically abuse, but mentally abuse the students and say, hey, hey, look at me, look at me when I'm talking to you. 0.70
00:29:30.000 It's like something out of Bad Lieutenant when Harvey Keitel is masturbating to some woman on the street that's in her car and he's making her stare at him. 0.60
00:29:39.000 Like it's the way abusers behave. 0.89
00:29:42.000 Do you notice that?
00:29:44.000 Oh, yeah, absolutely.
00:29:45.000 And I mean, there's no dialogue.
00:29:46.000 It's just, you know, they're right.
00:29:48.000 And, you know, you're the wrong person and, you know, you need to be educated.
00:29:52.000 Well, they're segregationists.
00:29:54.000 I mean, it's the same as these white nationalists that want all-white communities or all-white fraternities or all-white areas.
00:30:02.000 I guess it's okay if non-whites do it because I forget the justification. 1.00
00:30:07.000 White people have all the power or something like that? 0.95
00:30:10.000 Well, yeah, all they want to do is they say that, you know, a place like where I go to is very inherently biased and that, you know, therefore they need to create spaces for themselves and exclude others.
00:30:21.000 So that's basically their whole dialogue about it.
00:30:25.000 Well, that's not true.
00:30:27.000 But even if it was, what a strange universe to be living in where you're at this clan rally and you need a safe space where you're not getting, what, having rocks thrown at you?
00:30:41.000 It's like a rich person in East New York saying, I'm worried about being mugged.
00:30:45.000 I need my safe zone.
00:30:49.000 It's actually kind of like South Africa, where rich white people have to have these razor wire communities where they won't be attacked. 0.63
00:30:58.000 Now, I understand that you went to one of these black previews. 0.92
00:31:02.000 Can white people go to a black preview? 0.89
00:31:06.000 Yeah, I'm sorry. 0.95
00:31:07.000 The connection's bad.
00:31:09.000 Are you allowed, are whites allowed to go to black previews?
00:31:15.000 No, we weren't.
00:31:16.000 They actually had a bottecube about two weeks ago where I didn't know it was all black, but So I actually walked up there, went to go get a plate of food, and I was approached by four black women who said, you know, what are you doing here? 0.63
00:31:43.000 And I tried to explain to them that, you know, I'm just getting a burger before I go to class.
00:31:48.000 And they explained to me that it was only for black people and that I couldn't eat there.
00:31:53.000 And so I looked at them and I said, you know, this has never happened before.
00:31:57.000 Like, what do you want me to do?
00:31:58.000 Do you want me to put this back?
00:32:00.000 And they go, oh, no, no, no.
00:32:01.000 Like, you just have to leave.
00:32:03.000 So I started emptying out my plate, putting all the macaroni and cheese and stuff like that back on the thing.
00:32:07.000 And they go, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:32:09.000 What are you doing?
00:32:10.000 You're contaminating everything. 1.00
00:32:12.000 Shut up with your whiteness. 1.00
00:32:13.000 So I wound up taking the macaroni and cheese, putting it back on my plate. 0.99
00:32:17.000 And I said, well, what would you want me to do with this burger?
00:32:20.000 And they said, oh, you could just take this burger and leave.
00:32:22.000 You're fine.
00:32:23.000 Oh, thanks.
00:32:24.000 Well, I think the next step is obviously drinking fountains. 0.84
00:32:28.000 That school needs to have A place where blacks can feel safe at a drinking fountain and they don't have to worry about white contamination. 0.98
00:32:38.000 Sound reasonable? 0.96
00:32:40.000 Oh, yeah.
00:32:41.000 Yeah, okay, let's do it.
00:32:42.000 Or we could just get in a time machine and go back to 1940 and everything's fine. 0.92
00:32:46.000 All right, this connection sucks.
00:32:47.000 We can't see you. 0.95
00:32:48.000 We will keep your identity secret, Mr. Ed.
00:32:51.000 And I think it's amazing.
00:32:53.000 You know, I used to say that being conservative today in certain areas is like being gay in the 50s, but I'm beginning to think it's even worse than that. 0.96
00:33:06.000 Okay, bye.
00:33:06.000 Bye.
00:33:07.000 Bye.
00:33:07.000 If anyone comes to court in you, you can take them to a class.
00:33:10.000 If anyone comes to court in you, you can say your country lies.
00:33:14.000 You know what's strange, by the way, about that video with the vulgarities?
00:33:20.000 Their funding was approved.
00:33:22.000 They said yes.
00:33:23.000 They just made them fill out the same forms everyone else has to fill out.
00:33:26.000 And that led to the tirade. 1.00
00:33:29.000 That was the sucking dick, was having to fill out forms as not just getting handed a bag of fried chicken. 1.00
00:33:37.000 I believe they were just petrified of what would happen to you if you handed a black group a bag of fried chicken. 1.00
00:33:45.000 Hi, this is because you all want to be ends. 0.67
00:33:49.000 I'm not going to say it.
00:33:50.000 I'm not going to let them take that out of context.
00:33:53.000 Right.
00:33:54.000 All right.
00:33:55.000 I think it's time we had a really honest and serious look at demons giving women.
00:34:01.000 Venerea warts, the clap, herpes?
00:34:03.000 What?
00:34:04.000 I would imagine they give gonorrhea.
00:34:06.000 Why?
00:34:06.000 Because it burns?
00:34:08.000 And it's a grosser STD.
00:34:09.000 Chlamydia, there's no real symptoms.
00:34:11.000 It's like you pee a lot and stuff.
00:34:13.000 A demon is going to be like, I want strange fluids.
00:34:17.000 They're very into fluids.
00:34:19.000 Yeah, demons like fluids.
00:34:20.000 Like, think of hell with the lava.
00:34:25.000 There's like a pus volcano.
00:34:27.000 I mean, that's what gonorrhea is, ultimately.
00:34:28.000 It's a pus volcano.
00:34:30.000 Oh, pus volcano are playing at Mercury Lounge.
00:34:32.000 I have to write that one down.
00:34:34.000 All right, let's roll the tape.
00:34:35.000 bumper Being possessed by a demon is horrible.
00:34:46.000 It's something that few recover from. 0.99
00:34:48.000 It's a form of celestial rape, in a sense.
00:34:52.000 It's a spirit and a force from the underworld.
00:34:56.000 Luckily, it doesn't exist.
00:34:58.000 It exists metaphorically.
00:35:00.000 If you do heroin, you could say he has the devil in him.
00:35:03.000 But demons don't just jump into your body. 0.92
00:35:05.000 So as far as what you see in the day-to-day goes, demon possession is a great place to sort of hammer out some of your improv talents and see how good you are at acting.
00:35:17.000 A lot of people in these communities, they don't get to act very much.
00:35:21.000 So by pretending there's a demon in you on a Sunday, you get to do some movie star stuff that you wouldn't normally have the opportunity to do.
00:35:31.000 So let's see this chick in The Exorcist. 1.00
00:35:35.000 What choices will she make as a demon spirit?
00:35:41.000 Watch what happens.
00:35:42.000 What's his accent?
00:35:46.000 Stop.
00:35:47.000 Stop. 1.00
00:35:49.000 He's spraying something on her crotch. 0.99
00:35:51.000 Oh, I remember this one. 1.00
00:35:53.000 She claims that she got raped by a demon. 0.99
00:35:56.000 She made it sexual, which is... 0.99
00:36:07.000 I wish we could do that with humans.
00:36:09.000 Actually, we can.
00:36:10.000 For venereal warts, they just spray it with liquid nitrogen in a very small little jet.
00:36:15.000 Not that I know, but I've read about this.
00:36:18.000 And it kills the venereal warts.
00:36:19.000 Fire!
00:36:21.000 Fire!
00:36:23.000 Come out from the private!
00:36:27.000 Hold on a sec.
00:36:28.000 *Demonic*
00:36:30.000 Is she getting rid of, is he getting rid of the STDs or actual demons?
00:36:35.000 Because if you are a demon and you give someone an STD, then you get on with your life.
00:36:41.000 You leave. 1.00
00:36:42.000 You go back to hell or you go possess some other woman. 1.00
00:36:44.000 You don't sit there going, oh no, I'm worried about my STDs. 0.99
00:36:48.000 So why is this demon wriggling around?
00:36:51.000 I don't understand this.
00:36:52.000 Maybe demon STDs are different because with human STDs, it's a disease you give to someone and then you move on and have a life.
00:36:59.000 You don't stay with the person and have any sort of vested interest.
00:37:03.000 Like there's no example of you giving a girl crabs and she calls you and goes, yeah, you know your crabs. 1.00
00:37:10.000 They're dead.
00:37:11.000 And you don't go, my babies.
00:37:14.000 You don't care about your crabs.
00:37:16.000 They're not your babies.
00:37:17.000 They're an STD you gave to someone. 1.00
00:37:19.000 So I don't understand why this demon cares about what bugs he left in her vagina. 1.00
00:37:24.000 Anyway. 1.00
00:37:28.000 Go, go, go, go, go.
00:37:30.000 I like her.
00:37:34.000 Oh, what's the shoes with an outfit like that?
00:37:37.000 I would like white heels.
00:37:39.000 Oh, white boots.
00:37:40.000 That's a great look.
00:37:41.000 Oh, is she okay now?
00:37:43.000 Turn it up.
00:37:44.000 I can't hear it.
00:37:44.000 Razuman Daniel.
00:37:47.000 What happened to you today?
00:37:49.000 So you prayed, you delivered me today, and then when I went to the bathroom, I think 15 minutes later, some white stuff came out with the blood after you sprayed.
00:38:00.000 Oh, come on, somebody.
00:38:01.000 After I spray with the water, after I spray, something came out white.
00:38:06.000 Put your hands together.
00:38:07.000 Hallelujah.
00:38:08.000 May your healing and deliverance be permanent in indigenousness.
00:38:11.000 I think we know the SCD.
00:38:13.000 The SCD that the demon gave her was clearly gonorrhea.
00:38:15.000 Gonorrhea is usually postulant.
00:38:17.000 It's fluorescent yellow.
00:38:18.000 But in her case, it's demon-related, so it's white. 0.73
00:38:22.000 That's more of an intense pus, but it worked.
00:38:26.000 And also, minor detail, you got the demon out.
00:38:31.000 That's actually the biggest part of this story is that if you get rid of a demon's STD, you also exorcise the demon.
00:38:38.000 Who knew that?
00:38:40.000 That wasn't in Poltergeist.
00:38:41.000 That wasn't in The Exorcist.
00:38:43.000 That's like if you get rid of a demon's dandruff and you brush it off your couch, all of a sudden the demon goes, but I want to get to the part where she describes being raped by the demon. 0.85
00:38:54.000 Not that I want to trivialize rape. 0.96
00:38:56.000 In fact, she's trivializing rape. 1.00
00:38:57.000 But let's go back a second.
00:39:02.000 Can I just say something sexist for a second here?
00:39:05.000 Have you noticed women fake barf a lot? 1.00
00:39:08.000 Like a girl will be crying about something or hysterical about some problem. 0.95
00:39:12.000 And then she goes, oh, I'm going to throw up.
00:39:14.000 And then she throws up and she's like, and you go, Yeah, that's spit. 0.79
00:39:19.000 You didn't barf.
00:39:19.000 A barf is like when a man barfs, he goes, Oh man, I don't feel too good.
00:39:23.000 And then like actual vomit comes out.
00:39:26.000 We never go, oh my God, I don't feel too good.
00:39:30.000 That's called spitting. 1.00
00:39:32.000 So this woman is not barfing. 1.00
00:39:35.000 But in the context of all this, she's barfing out demons. 1.00
00:39:39.000 How many of them believe all this?
00:39:41.000 Like, oh, I see.
00:39:44.000 This guy clearly doesn't care.
00:39:46.000 This woman, a lot of these people are just like, whatever, I don't care. 0.99
00:39:50.000 I want to go put some canes on the wall.
00:39:54.000 Good place to get.
00:39:55.000 You sorose! 1.00
00:39:56.000 Let that sperm of that man out! 1.00
00:39:59.000 Out! 1.00
00:39:59.000 Out, you demon! 1.00
00:40:01.000 Out! 1.00
00:40:02.000 Let go! 0.99
00:40:04.000 Let go! 1.00
00:40:05.000 You delivered me two Sundays aback, then a demon came with his penis and put it in my mouth. 1.00
00:40:13.000 And then he came again and he slept with me last week. 1.00
00:40:16.000 And I told the pastor that I need deliverance again.
00:40:20.000 And since then, my private part has been itching.
00:40:23.000 Just pause.
00:40:24.000 Are you being metaphorical?
00:40:26.000 Are you talking about a guy who definitely shouldn't be in your life and you were sexually violated?
00:40:31.000 In that case, let's go to the cops, not the pastor. 0.99
00:40:33.000 But if you're talking about a demon, I'd like to take a moment to talk to the demons out there and say, leave us humans alone, you disgusting, amorphous kind of ghost guys. 0.99
00:40:46.000 You have your own demons in hell. 0.99
00:40:48.000 You have other female demons, women who have sinned and are in hell. 1.00
00:40:52.000 Stop coming up to earth and having sex with our women, especially our Jamaican women. 1.00
00:40:58.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:41:02.000 Yes. 1.00
00:41:04.000 Who are you?
00:41:09.000 Speak.
00:41:10.000 Who are you?
00:41:12.000 Just pause. 0.99
00:41:14.000 This I like because your first instinct when you're a demon, when you're pretending to be a demon, is to go, Elo Lasperado, and do, that's murder on your throat, some guttural thing.
00:41:27.000 She goes, all right, I don't have the repertoire to do talking.
00:41:31.000 I don't really know what a demon would say.
00:41:33.000 So I'm not going to say anything, which is smart.
00:41:36.000 You know, it's sort of like writing.
00:41:37.000 Write about what you know.
00:41:39.000 And she's gone, I'm just, I'm going to make like bird chirping sounds and screech and pretend that I am scared, which is a smart, I think this is a smart move.
00:41:49.000 As far as improv goes, she's working with the tools.
00:41:52.000 How much does this guy believe?
00:41:54.000 How much is he thinking about he's going to go to Chick-fil-A later on?
00:41:58.000 Or how much is he thinking about, we got to get this demon out of this woman? 0.77
00:42:01.000 That's what I want to get in this guy's brain.
00:42:04.000 What's in here?
00:42:06.000 Go ahead. 0.83
00:42:07.000 Look at that demon. 1.00
00:42:08.000 Look at that demo.
00:42:09.000 Look at that demo.
00:42:10.000 Look at that demon. 1.00
00:42:10.000 Look at that demo. 1.00
00:42:13.000 Pause.
00:42:14.000 How bored.
00:42:15.000 So this guy doesn't believe it.
00:42:17.000 She doesn't believe it.
00:42:18.000 What about this kid over here who doesn't want to be here?
00:42:21.000 There's a lot of apathy for someone who is confronted with a rape victim who is the victim of a demon who came to Earth.
00:42:31.000 I don't, beyond even the rape thing, the fact that a demon would come to Earth, like even in Ghostbusters, I was always annoyed by how okay everyone was with ghosts.
00:42:41.000 Oh, okay. 0.95
00:42:41.000 We better get rid of those ghosts. 0.95
00:42:43.000 I would be freaking out if I saw a ghost or I saw anyone possessed.
00:42:50.000 Again, love the outfit, lady. 0.99
00:42:54.000 Who are you?
00:42:56.000 Who are you?
00:42:57.000 Speak out.
00:42:57.000 Who are you?
00:42:59.000 Who are you?
00:43:01.000 This is actually smart. 0.96
00:43:03.000 Because a demon wouldn't speak English.
00:43:05.000 Jesus' name. 0.97
00:43:06.000 You demon gotta help you.
00:43:09.000 Wait, what's with the editing?
00:43:10.000 Is she back to life?
00:43:13.000 Hey, pause.
00:43:15.000 What's this woman doing? 1.00
00:43:17.000 Is she speaking in tongues or something?
00:43:19.000 Look at all these canes and crutches.
00:43:23.000 I don't understand that.
00:43:25.000 Did those people have to go get a new crutch when they got home?
00:43:32.000 Go ahead.
00:43:35.000 Come on from the private part!
00:43:37.000 You in the private part?
00:43:41.000 They want in the private part!
00:43:42.000 Watch what happens.
00:43:44.000 Wait, why does she have a sash on? 0.99
00:43:46.000 All right, that's where we started.
00:43:48.000 So we did that out of order. 1.00
00:43:50.000 Hey, demons, I hope you're watching this because if you come near us, we won't wait until you rape some Jamaican chick. 1.00
00:43:57.000 We will spray that STD shit right in your face. 1.00
00:44:04.000 I'll be playing Where are you all? 1.00
00:44:07.000 I'll leave it there.
00:44:08.000 Thank you, homeless me, for that look at Satan and all the trouble he gets up to, that nasty... 0.99
00:44:16.000 Oh, she was raped. 1.00
00:44:18.000 It's conceivable, however, that this woman trusted a man. 0.96
00:44:24.000 They became close. 1.00
00:44:25.000 He betrayed her and also got an STD and feels that he was such a jerk. 1.00
00:44:31.000 He was basically like a demon of sorts. 1.00
00:44:33.000 I think maybe the metaphor dripped into reality a little tiny bit or vice versa.
00:44:39.000 Anyway, we're out of time.
00:44:40.000 This is women, professional fighters. 1.00
00:44:44.000 I mean, boxing is the sweet science.
00:44:46.000 And I don't think there's barely, I don't think there's any professional female fighters who could beat up a professional male fighter. 1.00
00:44:55.000 However, with the stamina and practicing punches, there are quite a few professionally trained women that would hurt you. 1.00
00:45:05.000 I would also wager there are zero civilian women who could beat up a professional fighter. 1.00
00:45:11.000 Now, unfortunately, we're living in a strange time, a clown world, where women think they can beat the shit out of everyone and they mouth off to giant thug murderers. 1.00
00:45:22.000 It started with Nicole Dufrayne saying, what are you going to do? 1.00
00:45:24.000 Shoot me?
00:45:25.000 To Rudy Fleming, where he shot her and killed her. 1.00
00:45:27.000 And it's not smart.
00:45:30.000 I don't understand why women are going to rallies and picking fights with men they call Nazis. 0.97
00:45:35.000 Because if he is who you say he is, then you're not safe. 0.99
00:45:38.000 And one of the stupidest things you could possibly do as a sort of a woman who wants to talk to the manager is to get into the octagon with a professional fighter. 1.00
00:45:49.000 Ladies, please stop. 1.00
00:45:52.000 Imagine that was your mom or your girlfriend or, God forbid, your wife. 0.85
00:45:58.000 Plus, MMA is brutal.
00:46:01.000 I wonder if they're, you know, fighters put Vaseline on their face because there's a dirty trick you can do with your glove where you twist it and it rips the skin apart and now he's got blood in his eyes and everything.
00:46:10.000 I don't see them with Vaseline on, though I can't see on TV and I don't remember from the few fights I've seen in the octagon.
00:46:17.000 But there she is with her barely any padding, stepping into the ring to speak to the manager. 1.00
00:46:22.000 I think we all know how this is going to go.
00:46:28.000 What happened?
00:46:29.000 Ad popped up. 1.00
00:46:31.000 Damn it. 1.00
00:46:34.000 Oh, no. 1.00
00:46:36.000 Is there any audio?
00:46:37.000 Nope.
00:46:38.000 Oh, Lord.
00:46:39.000 Look.
00:46:40.000 Ladies, it's hard to get punched in the face. 1.00
00:46:43.000 Oh, my God.
00:46:45.000 Look, she's completely unconscious. 1.00
00:46:47.000 Look at that.
00:46:48.000 Hammering.
00:46:50.000 The whole fight was what?
00:46:51.000 Was that six seconds?
00:46:53.000 Oh, Lord.
00:46:54.000 This is feminism in a nutshell. 1.00
00:46:56.000 Ladies, your clown world is you getting the crap beaten out of you. 1.00
00:47:00.000 We don't want that. 1.00
00:47:02.000 Us alleged sexists, us Archie bunkers, don't want you in the octagon.
00:47:07.000 You don't want to be in the octagon.