Gavin's on his way to the Real World Live from New York, and he's joined by his good friend Samantha B. to talk about how she's a proud member of the Proud Boys, and how she thinks Dennis Prager hates the right for stupid, sad, pathetic reasons.
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00:04:00.000He says, hey, man, look, we're trying to help out.
00:04:02.000Because Enrique had said there's a thing in the Hells Angels called membership assessment.
00:04:07.000Not that Proud Boys are a gang, but if someone's in jail or something, you have to donate X amount or you're not in the club anymore.
00:04:14.000And I was saying, Proud Boys should have to donate 20 bucks or they're no longer Proud Boys to this JusticeForLiberty.com fund, justicefoliberty.com.
00:04:28.000And if you can't pull $20 together, you're not a Proud Boy.
00:04:33.000By the way, Antifa put in fake numbers, which is why it was up to 25.
00:04:39.000We want to make sure the number is actually real.
00:04:42.000Anyway, he says to me, you know what would be cool, and it would help a lot of people contribute is if for censored.tv, you said, okay, you buy a subscription, it's like $100, and then you give $50 to Justice for Liberty.
00:04:59.000So that way we'd have an incentive to donate because we'd be getting a membership at censored.tv.
00:05:11.000Why don't you go buy a car, buy a Nissan, and then as you're leaving, tell the dealership to donate 50% of the money to a charity of their choice?
00:10:50.000But while Fox continues its lifelong quest to scare your grandparents into hoarding Franklin mint coins, one growing conservative outlet is all news is if it bleeds, it leads.
00:11:00.000So is she implying that the left isn't also scaremongers?
00:12:10.000And so when you're an intellectual, when you're talking about religion, you're talking about what's right or wrong, you have to get down to bare bones philosophy and ethics.
00:12:17.000And that video she just showed is a very interesting look at murder.
00:12:22.000Do you need religion for murder to be wrong?
00:15:03.000It's a fact that everyone knows to be true except the Daily Show.
00:15:07.000And you're going to see a lot of insults about Prager's looks, which is ironic when we have Samantha B, who, come on, she looks like a breathtakingly gorgeous 90-year-old.
00:16:04.000And now her angle, by the way, is I'm just different.
00:16:07.000I'm like an albino or a cross-eyed person.
00:16:11.000No, you're someone who has indulged themselves so much to such unimaginable lengths that you're dying.
00:16:21.000Imagine you were a chronic masturbator and you were to masturbate so much, you tore the skin off your penis and you were bleeding to death.
00:20:15.000But as awesome as it was getting to write this piece, we actually had a hard time finding.
00:20:20.000This is the second time we've heard that they wrote this piece and that they have written it and they're performing it and here they are doing their piece.
00:20:26.000And it was really hard, but we did it.
00:21:45.000That first fat chick you saw, she's the co-head writer, but it's sort of like when you see like Carly Simon wrote this song with this other songwriter and she's the co-writer.
00:21:55.000He just sort of stuck her in there to give her some song credits.
00:21:59.000And also, if you're writing a song like I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar, and it was written by just a soul man, it's kind of a bad look.
00:22:06.000So they'll often just bring in the woman singing it and say, she's the co-writer.
00:22:09.000That's clearly what they're doing here and calling her the co-headwriter.
00:22:13.000But this nerd is the one who does the heavy lifting.
00:22:18.000He's one of the saddest pieces of shit losers.
00:22:21.000I don't think he's even worth wedging, but clearly someone took the time to do a lot of wedging in junior high because he's all about shitting on white males.
00:22:30.000And that's what he does for Samantha B. So the irony is when you see Samantha B talking about how disgusting and what losers all these successful white alpha males are, it's actually this sad white male getting revenge on the cool guys who bullied him.
00:25:26.000All right, let's go back to her fucking idiotic and petty rant that goes on and on and on.
00:25:33.000Called Prager U, which itself is short for Prager University, as in their own website saying Prager University is not an accredited academic institution, but it is a place where you are free to learn.
00:25:47.000No one on earth thinks that watching Prager U videos is a real university and is going to somehow give you a PhD.
00:26:00.000It's like any other fake you, like bounce you, which I said earlier.
00:26:05.000However, fuckheads keep pretending that when you say whatever you, Gavin you, that you're trying to trick people.
00:26:13.000So, to avoid lawsuits, they have to put this silly jargon.
00:26:16.000So, it's because of Samantha B's or Mike Drucker's feigned ignorance that people have to say stupid shit like this and add disclaimers, like, don't swallow this fork.
00:27:23.000Samantha B has the exact same views as Stephen Colbert, as Jimmy Kimmel, as Jimmy Fallon, as every, as Seth Meyer says, every single person that does these shows on mainstream TV.
00:27:36.000So yeah, rich guy said, well, I can afford to create, sorry, to help a place like this.
00:28:41.000PragerU gets those views the same way a lot of YouTube channels do by producing short, fun videos that are mostly hosted by the worst people.
00:29:39.000Meanwhile, this little kid, and I see 20-year-olds as little kids, is much more sophisticated than her.
00:29:45.000But because of her typo and her mistake about the four-year-old, eight-year-old kid, she's now mocking his stupidity, which of course, to get back to the meta, is a mockery of her own writer's stupidity.
00:29:59.000Prague RU was founded in 2009 by Dennis Prager, a radio host turned digital mogul, and man who definitely eats hard-boiled eggs on an airplane.
00:30:10.000That's another great insult, is to make up things he does and then Photoshop him doing these things in a gross way with your friends cringing and grimacing next to him.
00:30:46.000Let's put on a large dining room table what she consumes every day.
00:30:51.000The entire pizza she eats, the enormous fried chicken she has, an entire chicken to herself, the three three liter bottles of Arsie Cola, the fries, the Chick-fil-A, the fucking cheeseburgers.
00:32:58.000And I'm not saying you should fuck your husband when you don't want to, but understand from his point of view, a lot of the way women in a marriage express their love for their husband is through sex.
00:34:39.000Dennis Krager's belief system extends beyond traditional Judeo-Christian values.
00:34:44.000He also has a ton of weird other beliefs.
00:34:46.000I promise you, one day you will say, first they came after conservatives, and I said nothing.
00:34:53.000And then they came after me, and there was no one left to speak up for me.
00:34:58.000To the left, the primary purpose of art sculpture.
00:35:01.000He's talking about the invasion of socialism in American culture.
00:35:06.000We see Bernie Sanders kicking ass and taking names.
00:35:09.000It's totally conceivable that America could become as left as Canada.
00:35:14.000And in Canada, as we've been discussing, we have Ezra Levant being questioned by law enforcement for writing a book critical of the prime minister.
00:35:25.000So Dennis Prager's dystopia, where people are unable to speak their mind, where free speech is dead, is not unreasonable.
00:35:36.000Have you checked out my life recently?
00:35:39.000I had to build a fucking armored tank called censored.tv that still had to change the name and privately charge people money to see me speak because I can't have a voice anywhere else.
00:35:52.000I cannot make a living anywhere else because I've been censored.
00:38:15.000He was talking about liberal art, and he was specifically referencing music, sculpture, and visual art.
00:38:24.000He wasn't talking about you, Samantha.
00:38:27.000Now, his extreme views would make Dennis Krager unpopular with West Coast elites.
00:38:33.000He's actually worked in Hollywood, producing movies such as For Goodness Sake, For Goodness Sake 2, and For Goodness Sake 3, 50 Shades Free.
00:39:50.000I guess it's either about the First Amendment or crashing your bus out of a college.
00:39:55.000Anyway, finally, that's a genuinely valid criticism.
00:40:00.000In their poster, they have the bus crashing out of the college.
00:40:04.000It should be the bus crashing into the college, but you couldn't show the title on the bus if it was crashing into the college.
00:40:10.000So they managed to find an inconsistency and something that's not perfectly accurate that the graphic designer who did their poster for their tour did.
00:40:22.000Slam dunk in your face, Prager U. 90% of their budget went to that poster.
00:40:30.000Prager U itself continues Dennis' love of right-wing celebrities using conservative experts and stars to add a veneer of respectability to the site.
00:40:39.000Isn't it amazing, by the way, that a fucking army made this?
00:42:44.000Can you believe the people we listen to?
00:42:46.000I was going to say they take these ugly losers, get them to write a script, and then have a pretty person read it so it sounds believable, but they don't even have a pretty person read it anymore.
00:43:01.000Last time I checked in with Parker Molloy, he was begging people to pay him for CD reviews.
00:43:06.000He was the one, by the way, who attacked me when I said trans are mentally oguys.
00:43:10.000And then some other, you know, feminist or drag queen or tranny said something to him like that was a bit harsh.
00:43:17.000And then he said to that tranny, I hope you drink bleach and die.
00:43:20.000So then they started attacking him, her, it, Z. And it was like running up a hill being chased by lunatics, wolves, and then seeing the wolves start to eat each other as I was running up the hill going, Jesus Christ, what a mess back there.
00:45:20.000Planned Parenthood says it's devoted to women's reproductive rights.
00:45:24.000What it means is it's devoted to aborting as many babies as possible.
00:45:28.000If God were depicted as female, Young men would deem traits such as compassion, mercy, and care for the downtrodden as feminine and would not identify with them.
00:45:39.000That's clearly too sophisticated for Samantha B. She doesn't understand this.
00:45:45.000That when they show a strong male figure having care and compassion, it has more impact than a strong female figure having care and compassion.
00:45:53.000That went whoosh right over Fatso's head and the sad nerd.
00:45:58.000And I don't know why Samantha goes, actually, that's a fairly intellectual point.
00:46:02.000And by the way, just to go back one step, yeah, that abortions line did sound a bit rich.
00:46:39.000Isn't it funny how, I think Steven Crowder pointed this out, how these people are all about, don't say that, that's offensive.
00:46:45.000You're using the wrong terms for trans.
00:46:47.000And then they take Christianity, which I think we're down to 64% of Americans are Christian, and just fucking shit all over it.
00:46:54.000I want the Lord to fuck me and my pussy.
00:47:01.000Yet as bonkers as Dennis Prager and his fake-ass university may be, they are convincing a whole generation that this is what pisses her off, is that it's successful.
00:47:11.000Wife should have sex with you, even if you look like someone who started serial killing after retirement.
00:49:00.000It's called This Is What Gender Non-Binary People Look Like.
00:49:08.000Like you're a punk rocker and you make yourself into a complete freak because you want to separate yourself from society and then you sit there and complain that you're not treated like some normal housewife or some regular dude.
01:01:50.000Yeah, like when I think about what I want to do with these, the first one would make the best t-shirt, but as far as like texting someone, no, then I have the microphone there and they're like, oh, are you showing me a show you did?
01:03:56.000You know, it'd be cool if he's coming out the front of your shirt and you take away the stone and he's like tearing out the front and the back.
01:04:02.000You could tell he's got a jean jacket on.