Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E127 - SAMANTHA BEE STINGS [2020-02-19 - S02E127 - SAMANTHA BEE STINGS]

00:00:03.000 Time for coffee moments and me on my way to Real World.

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:20.000 Getting your skin down.

00:00:25.000 I'm getting used to it now.

00:00:27.000 I'm getting...

00:00:30.000 Yeah.

00:00:32.000 Yeah.

00:00:33.000 That was Twin Peaks from Chicago.

00:00:35.000 Some smooth dudes just chilling out.

00:00:42.000 We've got a very important show for you today.

00:00:44.000 We're going to devote it almost exclusively to Samantha B. We're still doing the holiday ups, catching up on the mailbag.

00:00:51.000 But Samantha B hates Dennis Prager, and it's just a perfect example of the left hating the right for stupid, sad, pathetic reasons.

00:01:02.000 And it's another good example of who we're up against.

00:01:05.000 We're up against losers.

00:01:07.000 Losers with power is really where we're at.

00:01:10.000 Tucker described it as a house with a new paint job that's infested by termites, and you just push on the walls and they slowly collapse.

00:01:20.000 Dude, you got to lose those.

00:01:21.000 We're not on Instagram anymore.

00:01:23.000 It's not interesting.

00:01:25.000 True.

00:01:26.000 You know, before we get started, I was just talking to some proud boy.

00:01:31.000 They call me sometimes with emergencies, and I'm like, I can't help you.

00:01:34.000 You're on your own, boys.

00:01:35.000 Wish you nothing but the best.

00:01:37.000 But I'm not a leader in that sense.

00:01:40.000 Part of being an egalitarian is I want everyone to handle their own shit.

00:01:45.000 But he said, there was actually two recently.

00:01:49.000 One, the guy called me and he said, hey, man, I need to talk to you about something.

00:01:52.000 So I think, oh, someone's in jail.

00:01:54.000 Fuck.

00:01:54.000 We got to help them get a lawyer.

00:01:56.000 What's going on?

00:01:57.000 And so I call him immediately because I think this is a big deal.

00:01:59.000 And he goes, hey, man, big fan, blah, blah, blah.

00:02:02.000 I'm from Indianapolis or some fucking place that I've never been.

00:02:05.000 Okay.

00:02:07.000 And he goes, yeah, I don't know if you know what's been going on recently, but things can been getting pretty hectic.

00:02:13.000 Okay.

00:02:13.000 So you're not in jail?

00:02:15.000 Plus, I have to think this is a prank.

00:02:16.000 I don't know.

00:02:17.000 There's 5,000 members.

00:02:18.000 I don't know them.

00:02:19.000 I don't know how you got my fucking number.

00:02:22.000 And he says, hey, man.

00:02:25.000 Yeah, I was at a meetup recently, and I don't know if this made it to you, but these guys, two of them were joking around on the bar.

00:02:31.000 One of them stood up on the bar and pulled his pants down. 0.99

00:02:34.000 He was mooning us.

00:02:35.000 And then another dude took a rubber ducky and shoved it up his ass. 1.00

00:02:40.000 Like I'm going to go, what?

00:02:43.000 I need names now.

00:02:46.000 There's no way that's happening ever again.

00:02:49.000 I don't fucking care.

00:02:51.000 And he goes, well, I just think it's a problem.

00:02:55.000 I go, A, I don't care.

00:02:58.000 B, it's not a problem.

00:03:00.000 It's two guys joking around.

00:03:02.000 Who fucking cares?

00:03:03.000 C, say I thought it was a problem, which I don't.

00:03:07.000 What am I supposed to do?

00:03:08.000 Hop on a plane, go down there and have a meeting?

00:03:12.000 Chastise them, have a sit-down?

00:03:14.000 Like, what would Tony Soprano do if he heard two of his enforcers did that in another part of the country?

00:03:20.000 Give me the rubber duck. 0.77

00:03:22.000 This is a very difficult situation.

00:03:24.000 This is a confiscation.

00:03:25.000 Give up the squeaky toy.

00:03:27.000 And I go, I can't tell if you're Antifa pranking me right now because this can't be real.

00:03:32.000 And he goes, and he goes, no, I'm not.

00:03:35.000 I don't think he is because he sent me like proof.

00:03:39.000 But he said, how are we supposed to venerate the housewife if we're having gay sex?

00:03:45.000 That was an actual quote.

00:03:49.000 I just hung up.

00:03:50.000 I mean, I'm busy.

00:03:51.000 I'm with my kids.

00:03:52.000 Someone took me away from my kids.

00:03:53.000 I assumed it was because someone was in jail.

00:03:55.000 And then the other call was this dude.

00:03:58.000 No, this was an email.

00:04:00.000 He says, hey, man, look, we're trying to help out.

00:04:02.000 Because Enrique had said there's a thing in the Hells Angels called membership assessment.

00:04:07.000 Not that Proud Boys are a gang, but if someone's in jail or something, you have to donate X amount or you're not in the club anymore.

00:04:14.000 And I was saying, Proud Boys should have to donate 20 bucks or they're no longer Proud Boys to this JusticeForLiberty.com fund, justicefoliberty.com.

00:04:28.000 And if you can't pull $20 together, you're not a Proud Boy.

00:04:33.000 By the way, Antifa put in fake numbers, which is why it was up to 25.

00:04:38.000 And so we deleted those.

00:04:39.000 We want to make sure the number is actually real.

00:04:42.000 Anyway, he says to me, you know what would be cool, and it would help a lot of people contribute is if for censored.tv, you said, okay, you buy a subscription, it's like $100, and then you give $50 to Justice for Liberty.

00:04:59.000 So that way we'd have an incentive to donate because we'd be getting a membership at censored.tv.

00:05:08.000 What?

00:05:10.000 Why don't we do this?

00:05:11.000 Why don't you go buy a car, buy a Nissan, and then as you're leaving, tell the dealership to donate 50% of the money to a charity of their choice?

00:05:19.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:05:21.000 What a retarded concept. 1.00

00:05:24.000 Hey, can you just give me something half price and then take that money and spend it on the charity?

00:05:28.000 Okay, thanks.

00:05:30.000 Like, what is going on with their fucking minds?

00:05:35.000 Or another guy I sent out, I'm on these like little chats and I sent out the website to everyone.

00:05:40.000 I said, guys, you got to fucking, come on.

00:05:42.000 They got into a fight as Proud Boys.

00:05:44.000 They were attacked as Proud Boys.

00:05:45.000 That's you.

00:05:46.000 This isn't some random dude got caught shoplifting.

00:05:48.000 This is part of your club.

00:05:51.000 And I sent the link and he goes, hey, man, okay, we'll definitely talk to our guys.

00:05:55.000 Can you push this link around?

00:05:57.000 He sends me his website where he makes t-shirts and stuff.

00:06:01.000 Like shitty whatever t-shirts.

00:06:03.000 And I go, that's not a priority of mine right now, actually.

00:06:06.000 I'm trying to raise money for a baby.

00:06:09.000 And he goes, okay, well, I'm trying to keep a roof over my fucking head.

00:06:17.000 Anyways, today is Wednesday, the 20th, today Roger Stone gets sentenced.

00:06:25.000 And the media finally learned that the jury was compromised.

00:06:29.000 It's Actually, kind of good that they figured it out so late because this is right before sentencing and he's asking for a retrial.

00:06:37.000 I mean, he's going to get the same shit if he does a retrial, but whatever, at least it delays it.

00:06:43.000 But we knew everyone knew the jury was, they were all clones of the judge.

00:06:48.000 We all knew that.

00:06:51.000 So my gut says he's going to get four years.

00:06:54.000 You're probably watching this and you already know the answer because this is a pre-tape.

00:06:58.000 But if he gets one day, that's fucking ridiculous.

00:07:02.000 John Brennan did the exact same crimes irregular on TV.

00:07:07.000 James Clapper did the exact same crimes regular on TV.

00:07:11.000 Meanwhile, John Brennan is a fucking Muslim. 1.00

00:07:13.000 Head of the CIA converted to Islam.

00:07:16.000 They base that show Homeland on him.

00:07:18.000 He's purely corrupt.

00:07:20.000 He's fucking linked to terrorism as far as I'm concerned.

00:07:23.000 And he's free to go.

00:07:25.000 But Roger Stone gets an email wrong.

00:07:28.000 Did you receive an email from June Assange?

00:07:30.000 No.

00:07:31.000 Yeah, you did.

00:07:32.000 Go to prison until you die.

00:07:38.000 All right, so I want to dive right into it.

00:07:42.000 Let me do up my tie and let's have a look at everything that's wrong with the left and their stupid, juvenile beefs. 0.71

00:07:56.000 Samantha B has a very successful show called Full Frontal.

00:08:00.000 We wish her nothing but the best.

00:08:02.000 Gets lots of views.

00:08:03.000 Good work.

00:08:04.000 She was taken on by TBS and they basically said, we're going to push this show no matter what happens.

00:08:09.000 And it worked out for them.

00:08:09.000 Fuck ratings.

00:08:11.000 Good work.

00:08:12.000 The left is not like that.

00:08:14.000 They're fucking petty.

00:08:15.000 So Samantha B is pissed that on the right, Dennis Prager is also garnering millions of views.

00:08:23.000 And so she went on a seven-minute rant about what a cocksucker he is. 1.00

00:08:30.000 He's one of the most benevolent and kind people I've come across in politics ever.

00:08:37.000 I think the worst thing he's ever done is he said, speaking of liberals, they think we're evil.

00:08:43.000 We just think they're wrong.

00:08:44.000 And he said that a lot.

00:08:45.000 So people thought it was his.

00:08:47.000 It was Charles Krauthammer.

00:08:48.000 So implied plagiarism is the worst we can get with him.

00:08:53.000 But here is Samantha B bitching about PragerU. 1.00

00:08:57.000 Now, this is old news by now, but I've been meaning to get to this for a while because I really want to get into it.

00:09:02.000 I'm probably going to say pause 9 million times.

00:09:05.000 By the way, side note, I used to be neighbors with Samantha B. We both had a country house upstate.

00:09:10.000 And I fucking hate her on this show. 1.00

00:09:13.000 I hate the writers.

00:09:14.000 I hate the message.

00:09:16.000 But she's a wonderful person and a great mom.

00:09:19.000 And it just goes to show you that these political adversaries can be actually great human beings.

00:09:25.000 It's confusing, I know.

00:09:26.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:09:27.000 Rambling intro.

00:09:28.000 Hit it, Sam.

00:09:29.000 News.

00:09:31.000 It's easy to think that all conservative media...

00:09:37.000 Okay, because I only heard, I didn't hear the Fox News.

00:09:40.000 It's easy to think that all conservative media has a very specific energy.

00:09:45.000 You might need an AR-15 with 30 rounds to defend your family if 50 Antifa thugs show up at your house with your small children.

00:09:53.000 Border Patrol officials calling it a direct.

00:09:56.000 Pause.

00:09:56.000 What are they laughing at?

00:09:58.000 Why is that funny?

00:09:59.000 Antifa thugs do show up at your door.

00:10:02.000 William Van, what's his name?

00:10:04.000 Spronson?

00:10:05.000 Showed up at ICE, ready to murder hundreds of people.

00:10:08.000 Luckily, they murdered him first.

00:10:10.000 Antifa thugs went to Tucker Carlson's house.

00:10:14.000 His wife locked herself in the pantry.

00:10:16.000 We just had an Antifa supporter kill his ex-girlfriend.

00:10:22.000 I forget their names.

00:10:23.000 Amy Harwick, I think was her name.

00:10:26.000 So, yeah, Antifa are violent.

00:10:27.000 I've already told you about 16 deaths that Antifa's responsible for.

00:10:33.000 So I don't get why that's a big deal.

00:10:35.000 But okay, go ahead.

00:10:40.000 Most swimmers taking a dip on the shores of Cape Cod are treading lightly.

00:10:44.000 They even dare go in.

00:10:45.000 It's going to be another shocky summer.

00:10:47.000 That's the governor of Massachusetts.

00:10:50.000 But while Fox continues its lifelong quest to scare your grandparents into hoarding Franklin mint coins, one growing conservative outlet is all news is if it bleeds, it leads.

00:11:00.000 So is she implying that the left isn't also scaremongers?

00:11:05.000 Hate has no home here.

00:11:06.000 Hate is on the rise.

00:11:07.000 Nazis are everywhere.

00:11:09.000 Hate groups, proud boys.

00:11:11.000 Oh my God, they're all going to kill you and your family.

00:11:14.000 They're all gun nuts.

00:11:16.000 I mean, yes, conservative news outlets such as Fox News occasionally will do a story about sharks.

00:11:22.000 Or spring break.

00:11:24.000 Remember when Hannity was obsessed with spring break? 0.82

00:11:26.000 And then we discovered that women were getting gang raped and guys were getting murdered?

00:11:30.000 And Sean Hannity's alarmism was totally accurate?

00:11:35.000 So this is often on the money.

00:11:37.000 But anyway, if you want to talk about fear-mongering, that's your side, Samantha.

00:11:41.000 That's you people.

00:11:43.000 Colorful graphics and social media to appeal to a new generation.

00:11:47.000 But don't worry, their videos are very normal.

00:11:50.000 Murder.

00:11:51.000 Is murder wrong?

00:11:53.000 Is it evil?

00:11:55.000 How do you know?

00:11:56.000 Liberals, the research tells.

00:11:58.000 Pause.

00:11:59.000 Dennis Prager is an intellectual, okay?

00:12:01.000 He's written, he writes really interesting books.

00:12:04.000 I think he wrote a really good book about the case for Israel I might have here.

00:12:07.000 But he's an intellectual.

00:12:10.000 And so when you're an intellectual, when you're talking about religion, you're talking about what's right or wrong, you have to get down to bare bones philosophy and ethics.

00:12:17.000 And that video she just showed is a very interesting look at murder.

00:12:22.000 Do you need religion for murder to be wrong? 0.76

00:12:24.000 What is ethics?

00:12:25.000 What is good and bad?

00:12:26.000 You know, smart guy stuff, Jordan Peterson stuff.

00:12:30.000 But to take just one clip and go, murder, is it wrong?

00:12:33.000 What an abnormal show.

00:12:35.000 This is what The Daily Show used to do all the time.

00:12:39.000 They cherry-pick these segments to make a fake narrative and create fake news.

00:12:46.000 I think this is where most women get their news. 1.00

00:12:48.000 No men watch this show.

00:12:49.000 This is all lonely dog moms, and there are millions of them. 0.99

00:12:54.000 Elsis are generally more outgoing, more likely to try new stuff. 0.95

00:12:58.000 They're open to new ideas, though not school choice or flat taxes or a market-based healthcare reform.

00:13:04.000 I won't defend.

00:13:07.000 So that was Greg Guttfeld making a totally reasonable argument.

00:13:11.000 You're trying to make Prager you look fucked up.

00:13:14.000 What about what Greg Guttfeld just said was weird?

00:13:17.000 And he was also very flattering.

00:13:18.000 The first half of that Greg Guttfeld thing was making liberals sound great.

00:13:23.000 Okay, now what's this guy?

00:13:24.000 From zero for zero, by the way.

00:13:27.000 Black taxes or a market-based healthcare reform.

00:13:30.000 I want fairness generally means look at me.

00:13:32.000 I'm a nice person.

00:13:34.000 The left is destroying the Boy Scouts.

00:13:36.000 The power of the visuals.

00:13:36.000 What's the matter with that?

00:13:39.000 The left did destroy the Boy Scouts.

00:13:41.000 They're done now.

00:13:43.000 They let girls in. 0.89

00:13:44.000 They said it was illegal not to let homosexuals be counselors.

00:13:48.000 And parents just stopped wanting their kids to go there.

00:13:50.000 Boy Scouts are done.

00:13:51.000 Have you checked into this?

00:13:52.000 Do you live outside of your fucking Upper West Side Manhattan bubble?

00:13:57.000 We just had a thing out in the burbs here where it was at, well, not just, it was 9-11 Memorial in September.

00:14:04.000 And there was about 13 Girl Scouts there to lay wreaths and stuff.

00:14:09.000 There was two fucking Boy Scouts.

00:14:11.000 And I talked to some of the old timers around and they said, this used to be like 50 Boy Scouts.

00:14:15.000 The Boy Scouts are dying.

00:14:16.000 And they were killed by political correctness.

00:14:19.000 How is that weird?

00:14:21.000 Men has no analog in women. 0.98

00:14:24.000 Oh, honey, no, that's not women. 1.00

00:14:26.000 That's just you.

00:14:28.000 If you're not familiar, the clips you just saw are made by a conservative media outlet.

00:14:35.000 So he made a very reasonable point that we see tits and a woman and we get super fucking horny and it bugs us all day.

00:14:42.000 I think men think about sex every 13 seconds.

00:14:45.000 And as a married man, I will still see a woman on the street so beautiful it ruins my whole day. 1.00

00:14:51.000 That's not a female thing. 1.00

00:14:53.000 Samantha B does not see a smoke show hunk on the street and get a wet pussy and be unable to not think about his cock all day. 1.00

00:15:02.000 That just doesn't happen.

00:15:03.000 It's a fact that everyone knows to be true except the Daily Show.

00:15:07.000 And you're going to see a lot of insults about Prager's looks, which is ironic when we have Samantha B, who, come on, she looks like a breathtakingly gorgeous 90-year-old. 1.00

00:15:19.000 She looks like a witch got a job. 1.00

00:15:22.000 And she's making fun of Dennis Prager.

00:15:24.000 But then you go, well, she's just reading a script, right?

00:15:27.000 Okay, who's making fun of Dennis Prager?

00:15:29.000 Her writing staff are comprised of the ugliest fucking losers in the world. 1.00

00:15:36.000 And most of their jokes are based on how ugly people like Sean Hannity and Greg Guttfeld and Jordan Peterson and what's his name?

00:15:46.000 Seb Gorka.

00:15:47.000 All these people, Kellyanne Conway, are so hideous.

00:15:50.000 Who's calling Kellyanne Conway a hideous cunt? 1.00

00:15:53.000 A much more hideous cunt. 0.82

00:15:55.000 This is the head writer, Kristen Bartlett.

00:16:02.000 Look at her.

00:16:04.000 And now her angle, by the way, is I'm just different.

00:16:07.000 I'm like an albino or a cross-eyed person.

00:16:11.000 No, you're someone who has indulged themselves so much to such unimaginable lengths that you're dying.

00:16:21.000 Imagine you were a chronic masturbator and you were to masturbate so much, you tore the skin off your penis and you were bleeding to death.

00:16:30.000 That's what she is.

00:16:33.000 She is a fucking heroin addict. 1.00

00:16:35.000 She's a dying junkie. 1.00

00:16:37.000 She's an alcoholic that has a fifth of vodka over a day or over the weekend. 0.97

00:16:43.000 I've never heard of a fifth a day.

00:16:45.000 You know the ones with the handles on them?

00:16:47.000 She, to food, is what they are to their various addictions. 0.99

00:16:52.000 And here she is with her witch sock puppet telling us how ugly and shitty and sexless everyone is and how no one wants to fuck them. 0.99

00:17:01.000 If someone wants to fuck you, Kristen, they should be put in a mental institution. 1.00

00:17:06.000 They have a problem.

00:17:07.000 And I'm not kidding one bit.

00:17:09.000 They have a mental illness.

00:17:12.000 I have a video of her talking.

00:17:14.000 You think, okay, so Prager U sucks.

00:17:17.000 Dennis Prager's a fucking loser.

00:17:19.000 She could do a much better job.

00:17:20.000 She's awesome. 0.83

00:17:21.000 She's sitting there through Samantha telling you how to live your life.

00:17:26.000 Let's see what she's got to offer.

00:17:27.000 Look at her.

00:17:29.000 She is a green mountain.

00:17:31.000 She's a hill.

00:17:32.000 I could have a picnic with my family on her and she wouldn't even notice. 0.80

00:17:36.000 Hi there.

00:17:37.000 It's the intellectual shit that she ever got.

00:17:42.000 Hottest and thick.

00:17:43.000 Yeah.

00:17:44.000 She's really thick.

00:17:45.000 She's really pulcritudinous. 0.99

00:17:47.000 She's real curvy. 1.00

00:17:49.000 There's no curves there at all.

00:17:50.000 It's a circle.

00:17:52.000 They wrote this intro, too.

00:17:54.000 Hi, everybody.

00:17:55.000 I'm Ashley Nicole Black.

00:17:56.000 And I'm Kristen Bartlett.

00:17:57.000 We were so excited to write this piece because, hello, it's personal.

00:18:01.000 I passed.

00:18:02.000 You're not awkward at all as you read your cue cards and go back and forth and back and forth.

00:18:08.000 And actors look at my plate and say, it's so lucky it doesn't matter what I eat anymore.

00:18:12.000 They are lucky you didn't stab them with your fork.

00:18:16.000 Last year I saw a new gynecologist amend.

00:18:18.000 He laughs.

00:18:20.000 Mistake.

00:18:21.000 Huge.

00:18:23.000 So this guy waited till I was bareassed on the exam table to ask, have you ever considered weight loss surgery?

00:18:29.000 I don't know.

00:18:29.000 Have you ever considered talking to my face instead of my chooch?

00:18:34.000 Her chooch is her vagina. 1.00

00:18:35.000 That's her gynecologist. 0.98

00:18:36.000 I have to translate her jokes for you.

00:18:39.000 This man that she's mocking, who's so rude, this is their fucking mental deficiency, these obese dying pigs.

00:18:47.000 She sees a doctor as saying, oh, you're dying, as rude.

00:18:51.000 He's an asshole for telling, asking her if she's ever had gastric bypass.

00:18:55.000 Hey, lady, your only hope to live is a gastric bypass. 1.00

00:19:01.000 That's your only hope.

00:19:03.000 So this man was throwing you a life preserver as you drown and you went, do you ever think of staring at my face and not my cooch?

00:19:10.000 My chooch?

00:19:11.000 Who the fuck calls it a chooch?

00:19:13.000 Yeah, what a dick.

00:19:14.000 You really have chosen the perfect enemies in your life.

00:19:17.000 All the people who want to make your life better or America's life better.

00:19:23.000 No one needs to remind fat people they're fat.

00:19:25.000 We have not forgotten.

00:19:27.000 We're not here to remind you.

00:19:28.000 We're here to say stop preaching And stop pretending you're not dying because you're dying.

00:19:33.000 Why is everyone so mad at fat people anyway?

00:19:36.000 You're great.

00:19:36.000 Not mad.

00:19:37.000 You know who's fat?

00:19:38.000 Santa Claus.

00:19:40.000 Just pause.

00:19:41.000 I will give that to her.

00:19:42.000 Santa is someone who's morbidly obese and has been living for hundreds of years.

00:19:46.000 So maybe I'm wrong.

00:19:47.000 Maybe it is perfectly healthy.

00:19:50.000 But also, Chris Christie.

00:19:54.000 He's also dying, bitches. 1.00

00:19:57.000 Yeah, he sucks, but not because he's fat.

00:20:00.000 Being fat is the best part about him.

00:20:03.000 And you know what else?

00:20:04.000 If I had the government resources to shut down a public beach just so I could lay on it all by myself, bitch, I would. 1.00

00:20:13.000 And so would all of you.

00:20:15.000 But as awesome as it was getting to write this piece, we actually had a hard time finding.

00:20:20.000 This is the second time we've heard that they wrote this piece and that they have written it and they're performing it and here they are doing their piece.

00:20:26.000 And it was really hard, but we did it.

00:20:28.000 Footage that didn't suck.

00:20:30.000 You know that B-roll of just fat people's bellies when they're trying to run across the street?

00:20:35.000 You know why we do that?

00:20:36.000 Because if we show your face, we're worried that that's humiliating.

00:20:40.000 You're so fucking gross that we show your body.

00:20:42.000 We're hiding your face to be kind.

00:20:47.000 Get away from the news.

00:20:49.000 Fat people live in fear that we're going to be watching the news and recognize our fupas on a story about how bad fat people are.

00:20:56.000 So we did something about it.

00:20:57.000 take a look.

00:20:58.000 What?

00:21:02.000 Come up.

00:21:03.000 Thank you.

00:21:05.000 Thank you.

00:21:07.000 I'm proud of my dying self.

00:21:11.000 Can we watch a video about junkies eating cucumbers and shooting heroin, please?

00:21:17.000 Oh, you go with your bad self.

00:21:20.000 Hunks dying to fuck them. 0.82

00:21:22.000 Just stop.

00:21:23.000 So, those two fat cunts are the ones telling you how to live your life. 1.00

00:21:27.000 The white one is the head writer, but she's obviously not funny enough. 1.00

00:21:32.000 They need a fucking nerd to hit all the beats. 1.00

00:21:35.000 So, they get this ethnomasochist who hates white men more than anything because white men bullied him in high school.

00:21:42.000 And Samantha B is his puppet. 0.62

00:21:45.000 That first fat chick you saw, she's the co-head writer, but it's sort of like when you see like Carly Simon wrote this song with this other songwriter and she's the co-writer. 0.62

00:21:55.000 He just sort of stuck her in there to give her some song credits. 0.58

00:21:59.000 And also, if you're writing a song like I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar, and it was written by just a soul man, it's kind of a bad look.

00:22:06.000 So they'll often just bring in the woman singing it and say, she's the co-writer.

00:22:09.000 That's clearly what they're doing here and calling her the co-headwriter.

00:22:13.000 But this nerd is the one who does the heavy lifting.

00:22:17.000 And his name is Mike Drucker.

00:22:18.000 He's one of the saddest pieces of shit losers.

00:22:21.000 I don't think he's even worth wedging, but clearly someone took the time to do a lot of wedging in junior high because he's all about shitting on white males. 0.55

00:22:30.000 And that's what he does for Samantha B. So the irony is when you see Samantha B talking about how disgusting and what losers all these successful white alpha males are, it's actually this sad white male getting revenge on the cool guys who bullied him.

00:22:46.000 So she's not empowered.

00:22:48.000 She's not kicking ass.

00:22:49.000 And all these women who watch Samantha B and go, yeah, sisters, we're doing it for ourselves. 0.91

00:22:54.000 No, a self-hating white male is the guy responsible for all this.

00:22:58.000 And just so you can see what a fucking loser he is, this is on his previous gig where Michael Bay was deciding to do Ninja Turtles.

00:23:07.000 And I don't know, they weren't going to be teenagers or something.

00:23:09.000 Some dumb thing that Ninja Turtle fans like him are mad about.

00:23:14.000 So here he is reacting to Michael Bay ruining the Ninja Turtles.

00:23:20.000 Michael Bay, you are the devil.

00:23:23.000 Wait, can you see his hairline?

00:23:25.000 His hairline's cropped here.

00:23:26.000 It's a very crucial part of who he is.

00:23:29.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:23:30.000 Things you needed to get right about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

00:23:33.000 That they're teenagers, that they're mutants, that they're ninjas, and that they're turtles.

00:23:39.000 That's it.

00:23:40.000 Making them aliens literally counsels out two of those. 0.95

00:23:45.000 It's in the title.

00:23:48.000 That's like remaking Thundercats and having it be about underwater dogs.

00:23:53.000 That's like not even closed alert.

00:23:57.000 Yeah, don't do that.

00:23:58.000 I was just kidding.

00:23:59.000 Some fans of the Hunger Games were upset that certain characters were cast as black and not white as they imagined them in the book.

00:24:05.000 Oh, just pause.

00:24:07.000 This will be Mike being pissed off at white people, I assume.

00:24:10.000 This is Samantha B. You're seeing Samantha B's brain speaking.

00:24:14.000 With a nerd rant is Mike Drucker.

00:24:19.000 What's the tech string is clapping with these people?

00:24:22.000 You can't be bigots.

00:24:23.000 Like, you have to be a level 99 racist for the worst part of your post-apocalyptic future to be black people.

00:24:30.000 Like, that makes no sense.

00:24:31.000 Like, are you mad that Big Brother's gay?

00:24:33.000 That's like running from zombies and getting mad you have to hide in a synagogue. 0.54

00:24:38.000 Oh man, there are zombies, and I'm in a Jewish church.

00:24:41.000 Could this future be any worse?

00:24:44.000 Researchers at the University of Utah.

00:24:46.000 I get the idea.

00:24:48.000 Everyone's a fucking stupid Nazi loser, and I'm awesome, and I'm rolling my eyes at how much they suck because Michael Bay is below me.

00:24:55.000 He's a fucking retard. 1.00

00:24:56.000 And that fat bitch we saw before wants you to know that Dennis Prager is ugly, and no one wants to fuck him. 1.00

00:25:03.000 By the way, I'm sort of spoiler alert telling you what's going to be on the future.

00:25:07.000 Dennis Prager, I know him.

00:25:09.000 I've done, I did Red Eye with him a couple times.

00:25:11.000 His wife's a doctor.

00:25:12.000 She's a fucking smokeshow. 1.00

00:25:14.000 There she is, being gorgeous. 1.00

00:25:18.000 Enjoying what Dennis is saying and looking at.

00:25:20.000 Why can't I get out of her way?

00:25:23.000 Yeah, he's a real loser.

00:25:26.000 All right, let's go back to her fucking idiotic and petty rant that goes on and on and on. 1.00

00:25:33.000 Called Prager U, which itself is short for Prager University, as in their own website saying Prager University is not an accredited academic institution, but it is a place where you are free to learn.

00:25:45.000 This is just like Trump You.

00:25:47.000 No one on earth thinks that watching Prager U videos is a real university and is going to somehow give you a PhD.

00:26:00.000 It's like any other fake you, like bounce you, which I said earlier. 0.77

00:26:05.000 However, fuckheads keep pretending that when you say whatever you, Gavin you, that you're trying to trick people.

00:26:13.000 So, to avoid lawsuits, they have to put this silly jargon.

00:26:16.000 So, it's because of Samantha B's or Mike Drucker's feigned ignorance that people have to say stupid shit like this and add disclaimers, like, don't swallow this fork.

00:26:28.000 It's not healthy.

00:26:29.000 That's the society that we're living in right now.

00:26:32.000 And then here she is.

00:26:33.000 This is pretty fucking, what do you call that?

00:26:36.000 Mega?

00:26:37.000 When a thing is a thing is a thing?

00:26:40.000 This is pretty fucking meta.

00:26:40.000 Meta.

00:26:42.000 Where she's saying it's not a real university, which is an idiotic thing to say, which is why they have to put that there.

00:26:47.000 But no one thinks it's a university.

00:26:50.000 Mike Drucker's going to go back to that joke a few times.

00:26:52.000 He describes every place.

00:26:54.000 The last place I learned something for free was in a bra store.

00:26:58.000 And what I learned is that I have been wrong for 35 years.

00:27:01.000 PragerU is actually a massively successful part of a growing hub of the online right-wing media machine.

00:27:09.000 They have been funded by GOP mega donors, and their videos are specifically aimed at middle school and high school children.

00:27:16.000 Even worse.

00:27:17.000 It's not cigarettes, you dumb bitch. 1.00

00:27:20.000 Your politics have taken over media.

00:27:23.000 Samantha B has the exact same views as Stephen Colbert, as Jimmy Kimmel, as Jimmy Fallon, as every, as Seth Meyer says, every single person that does these shows on mainstream TV.

00:27:36.000 So yeah, rich guy said, well, I can afford to create, sorry, to help a place like this.

00:27:42.000 And that fucking pisses her off. 1.00

00:27:44.000 How dare you?

00:27:45.000 Meanwhile, you are drowning in affirmative action.

00:27:47.000 Your whole show is affirmative action. 0.80

00:27:50.000 Your whole show is charity.

00:27:53.000 Those videos get billions of views.

00:27:56.000 Meanwhile, the makeup tutorial videos are still stuck in the single digits.

00:28:00.000 And all of those views are for me and one guy who keeps asking me to put makeup on my feet.

00:28:04.000 Okay?

00:28:05.000 I can subscribe.

00:28:07.000 Breaker humans. 1.00

00:28:08.000 That was the only sort of remotely funny part of this whole video.

00:28:12.000 And it was girls doing normal, girly kind of humor and not this vindictive cunt shit that they hire men to write for them. 0.90

00:28:21.000 And did you see how hideous she looked in that makeup tutorial? 1.00

00:28:25.000 That's like being airbrushed and everything.

00:28:27.000 Still shockingly unattractive, which is not something that concerns me, obviously.

00:28:33.000 But when you make your whole thing about how Dennis Prager is not hot, glass houses, lady.

00:28:40.000 Sorry, go ahead.

00:28:41.000 PragerU gets those views the same way a lot of YouTube channels do by producing short, fun videos that are mostly hosted by the worst people.

00:28:50.000 What's up, guys?

00:28:51.000 This is Will Witt with PragerU, and today we're back with Storytime with Will.

00:28:54.000 Are you an activist?

00:28:55.000 Yes, four-year-olds.

00:28:57.000 Supposed to be about transgender rights? 1.00

00:28:57.000 Also, what is this? 1.00

00:29:00.000 Did you hear he said, are you an activist?

00:29:02.000 Yes, four-year-olds.

00:29:03.000 Okay.

00:29:03.000 So he's acknowledging that a four-year-old reads this book.

00:29:06.000 Babies not choosing their own gender.

00:29:07.000 The indoctrination does not just start in college.

00:29:09.000 It does not just start in high school.

00:29:11.000 It starts when kids are four to eight years old.

00:29:13.000 That's bad, but the worst part is that he thinks this baby board book is for eight-year-olds.

00:29:18.000 No, he said it was for a four-year-old.

00:29:21.000 Then when he did his conclusion, he talked about all of these books and said they range from four to eight.

00:29:27.000 This was probably the fat bitch's input. 1.00

00:29:31.000 I guess for Will Witt, goosebumps is his infinite jest.

00:29:35.000 Just keep plugging away, buddy.

00:29:36.000 You'll finish it one day.

00:29:39.000 Meanwhile, this little kid, and I see 20-year-olds as little kids, is much more sophisticated than her.

00:29:45.000 But because of her typo and her mistake about the four-year-old, eight-year-old kid, she's now mocking his stupidity, which of course, to get back to the meta, is a mockery of her own writer's stupidity.

00:29:59.000 Prague RU was founded in 2009 by Dennis Prager, a radio host turned digital mogul, and man who definitely eats hard-boiled eggs on an airplane.

00:30:10.000 That's another great insult, is to make up things he does and then Photoshop him doing these things in a gross way with your friends cringing and grimacing next to him.

00:30:22.000 Good diss.

00:30:24.000 Can I get another milk on the rocks?

00:30:30.000 So she's making fun of him for drinking milk on a plane on the rocks and having hard-boiled eggs.

00:30:35.000 Can you imagine what fucking Mike Drucker eats?

00:30:38.000 Or can you even conceive of the number of hard-boiled eggs that gigantic blimp who wrote this shit eats?

00:30:44.000 Do you want to make fun of diets?

00:30:46.000 Let's put on a large dining room table what she consumes every day. 1.00

00:30:51.000 The entire pizza she eats, the enormous fried chicken she has, an entire chicken to herself, the three three liter bottles of Arsie Cola, the fries, the Chick-fil-A, the fucking cheeseburgers.

00:31:09.000 Oh my God, the ice cream.

00:31:11.000 Can you imagine her diet?

00:31:14.000 It's a little more hilarious than Dennis Prager's fictional airplane diet.

00:31:19.000 She is an aeroplane.

00:31:21.000 I think she might even eat an aeroplane. 0.66

00:31:24.000 Prager is a prolific writer with multiple books, essays.

00:31:27.000 That are way over your head.

00:31:29.000 One special piece called When a Woman Isn't in the Mood Part One. 1.00

00:31:32.000 Pause.

00:31:34.000 What?

00:31:34.000 So now all his books are bullshit, right?

00:31:38.000 Because of this title.

00:31:39.000 And this goes back to the original part of the video where she goes, is murder wrong?

00:31:44.000 Why is it wrong?

00:31:44.000 What is murder?

00:31:45.000 They're not weird at all.

00:31:47.000 This article is about married couples.

00:31:52.000 So, and by the way, he's writing an article about married couples and sex.

00:31:55.000 Why?

00:31:56.000 What's his incentive there?

00:31:58.000 Is he trying to get rich?

00:32:00.000 Is he trying to promote some sort of pornographic agenda?

00:32:03.000 He's got a happy marriage where I assume he has a great sex life.

00:32:07.000 They've been together for a very long time and seem to be getting along great.

00:32:11.000 So the impetus for this article, he wrote, is to improve people's lives, to make marriages better, to make sex better in marriage.

00:32:20.000 He's writing an article trying to improve your relationship.

00:32:23.000 That includes you, by the way, Samantha.

00:32:27.000 Did I just fuck out my tie?

00:32:30.000 I've read this article.

00:32:31.000 It's all about how women go, look, he always wants to fuck me all the time. 1.00

00:32:35.000 I'm paraphrasing, by the way.

00:32:37.000 And I shouldn't have to fuck him to prove my love to him.

00:32:41.000 And God, men are animals.

00:32:42.000 And he's then taking all of those points, which are commonly said, and saying, defending them and saying, Yeah, you're right.

00:32:48.000 I know, but men are animals.

00:32:50.000 In fact, they're constantly thinking about sex.

00:32:52.000 But when you refuse a man, it bums him out.

00:32:55.000 And that's why it hurts his feelings.

00:32:58.000 And I'm not saying you should fuck your husband when you don't want to, but understand from his point of view, a lot of the way women in a marriage express their love for their husband is through sex. 0.79

00:33:08.000 He likes it.

00:33:09.000 That's the way it is.

00:33:11.000 And it's not telling women to do it.

00:33:12.000 Anyway, you can look it up yourself.

00:33:13.000 It's a really benevolent, kind marriage therapy.

00:33:18.000 You know, he's trying to help people improve their marriage.

00:33:20.000 And here she is mocking it because of the title, because that fat pig and that loser nerd are too lazy to even read the fucking thing. 1.00

00:33:29.000 Part two is just homeboy's headshot.

00:33:33.000 Isn't that awesome?

00:33:35.000 Homeboy's headshot.

00:33:36.000 Mike Drucker definitely wrote that line.

00:33:39.000 Homeboy's headshot.

00:33:40.000 Do you remember Mike Drucker's headshot?

00:33:43.000 He's also a midget, by the way. 0.99

00:33:46.000 So you're seeing a very ugly looking dude, but you're also, you also have to keep in mind that he's tiny.

00:33:53.000 He's a tiny, bald, fat loser that you'd have to be insane to fuck.

00:33:59.000 Oh, there he is in a studio.

00:34:01.000 Look at that.

00:34:02.000 Look at that.

00:34:03.000 He just said a great way to turn women off is to show a picture of homeboy Dennis Prager.

00:34:10.000 Dennis Prager is married to a beautiful, successful doctor.

00:34:14.000 This guy hasn't been fucked in infinity. 0.55

00:34:18.000 Yeah.

00:34:19.000 Homeboy.

00:34:24.000 If you live in a glasshouse of unbelievable ugliness, Samantha, Mike, and Caitlin, was her name?

00:34:32.000 Don't throw fucking pretty stones, Kristen.

00:34:39.000 Dennis Krager's belief system extends beyond traditional Judeo-Christian values.

00:34:44.000 He also has a ton of weird other beliefs.

00:34:46.000 I promise you, one day you will say, first they came after conservatives, and I said nothing.

00:34:53.000 And then they came after me, and there was no one left to speak up for me.

00:34:58.000 To the left, the primary purpose of art sculpture.

00:35:01.000 He's talking about the invasion of socialism in American culture.

00:35:06.000 We see Bernie Sanders kicking ass and taking names.

00:35:09.000 It's totally conceivable that America could become as left as Canada.

00:35:14.000 And in Canada, as we've been discussing, we have Ezra Levant being questioned by law enforcement for writing a book critical of the prime minister.

00:35:25.000 So Dennis Prager's dystopia, where people are unable to speak their mind, where free speech is dead, is not unreasonable.

00:35:34.000 That's not a crazy belief.

00:35:36.000 Have you checked out my life recently?

00:35:39.000 I had to build a fucking armored tank called censored.tv that still had to change the name and privately charge people money to see me speak because I can't have a voice anywhere else.

00:35:52.000 I cannot make a living anywhere else because I've been censored.

00:35:55.000 Why?

00:35:56.000 Because I'm funny, I'm gorgeous, I'm interesting, and I like Trump.

00:36:00.000 That's a crime.

00:36:02.000 And music is to shock.

00:36:04.000 That's why so much contemporary art is meaningless.

00:36:07.000 Wait, wait, just go back, go back, go back.

00:36:10.000 He used examples.

00:36:12.000 Speak up for me.

00:36:13.000 To the left, the primary purpose of art, sculpture, and music is to shock.

00:36:17.000 That's why so much contemporary.

00:36:20.000 These are all real successful pieces of art.

00:36:23.000 Banksy really did shred one of his prints live at a Suthby's art show.

00:36:31.000 They really do regularly have toilets in art shows.

00:36:34.000 We just had a gold toilet by a Maurizio, what's his name?

00:36:37.000 And Jay-Z was a crack dealer who built his career selling illegal drugs, getting the money from that, recording songs.

00:36:46.000 I think he shot his sister.

00:36:48.000 He destroyed his community.

00:36:49.000 This is all real liberal art.

00:36:53.000 How is this a weird belief?

00:36:56.000 Go ahead.

00:36:56.000 Literary art is meaningless and involves the scatological, meaning urine and feces.

00:37:02.000 Yes, urine and feces. 0.70

00:37:04.000 Pause.

00:37:05.000 That's not a weird view.

00:37:07.000 Piss Christ is a successful photograph of Jesus Christ in a giant cube of piss.

00:37:18.000 And what's the, I forget the name of this piece, but there's the Virgin Mary covered, created out of elephant dung. 0.96

00:37:27.000 I think it's just called Mary or something.

00:37:29.000 And that was an artist who made the Virgin Mary out of fucking elephant dung. 0.99

00:37:35.000 So he is literally correct that they are using excrement, urine, and feces to make art.

00:37:44.000 Encrusted with elephant dung.

00:37:46.000 At least Piss Christ looked good. 0.96

00:37:48.000 This is pathetic.

00:37:50.000 It's kind of racist, too, isn't it?

00:37:52.000 I think the artist was African.

00:37:53.000 Africans are allowed to draw insulting depictions of blacks.

00:37:57.000 What's it called, though?

00:38:01.000 The Holy Virgin Mary.

00:38:02.000 Yeah, that's what I thought.

00:38:04.000 All right, let's get to get back to Witchface. 0.86

00:38:07.000 How dare you?

00:38:08.000 We also do plenty of jokes about boners.

00:38:12.000 Just pause.

00:38:13.000 Hey, he wasn't talking about jokes.

00:38:15.000 He was talking about liberal art, and he was specifically referencing music, sculpture, and visual art.

00:38:24.000 He wasn't talking about you, Samantha.

00:38:27.000 Now, his extreme views would make Dennis Krager unpopular with West Coast elites.

00:38:33.000 He's actually worked in Hollywood, producing movies such as For Goodness Sake, For Goodness Sake 2, and For Goodness Sake 3, 50 Shades Free.

00:38:42.000 Pause.

00:38:42.000 So he did two movies called For Goodness and For Goodness Sake.

00:38:45.000 They made a fake one in the third.

00:38:46.000 You haven't seen the movies, so you're making fun of the title?

00:38:49.000 This is the left is so fucking lazy that they make fun of headlines and titles without seeing the thing they're talking about.

00:38:56.000 How much time did they have to do this segment?

00:38:59.000 Because it's seven minutes long and it looks like it was done in about ten minutes.

00:39:04.000 Chris Prager even recently made his own documentary with comedian and knockoff Joe Rogan, Adam Carolla, called...

00:39:11.000 And this is the actual poster.

00:39:13.000 How is he a knockoff Joe Rogan?

00:39:15.000 He's nothing like Joe Rogan at all.

00:39:19.000 Adam Carolla focuses on liberty, libertarianism.

00:39:23.000 He loves cars, but he's all about free speech.

00:39:27.000 Joe Rogan is all over the map.

00:39:30.000 He's more, if you had to narrow him down, it would be like hunting and meat and fucking wrestling and boxing and MMA, man, dude stuff.

00:39:40.000 Adam Carolla is more of an economics guy, a pro-jobs guy.

00:39:45.000 Anyway, sorry, that's a tangent.

00:39:48.000 Actual poster, no safe spaces.

00:39:50.000 I guess it's either about the First Amendment or crashing your bus out of a college.

00:39:55.000 Anyway, finally, that's a genuinely valid criticism.

00:40:00.000 In their poster, they have the bus crashing out of the college.

00:40:04.000 It should be the bus crashing into the college, but you couldn't show the title on the bus if it was crashing into the college.

00:40:10.000 So they managed to find an inconsistency and something that's not perfectly accurate that the graphic designer who did their poster for their tour did.

00:40:21.000 Bam! 0.98

00:40:22.000 Slam dunk in your face, Prager U. 90% of their budget went to that poster.

00:40:30.000 Prager U itself continues Dennis' love of right-wing celebrities using conservative experts and stars to add a veneer of respectability to the site.

00:40:39.000 Isn't it amazing, by the way, that a fucking army made this?

00:40:43.000 It probably took five days.

00:40:45.000 They had, speaking of making fun of graphics guys, they had a whole team of graphics dudes making that aeroplane thing.

00:40:51.000 We had a team of writers.

00:40:53.000 We shot it, rehearsed it, wrote it out.

00:40:56.000 It's all on a teleprompter.

00:41:01.000 They really got to like play t-ball in order to fucking get to first base, don't they?

00:41:06.000 Epitomizing much of their shitty and factually untrue commentary.

00:41:10.000 I mean, pause, pause, pause.

00:41:11.000 You just, I don't know how long we've been watching this for, but why don't you show one thing they've said that was factually untrue?

00:41:18.000 Prager U, I worked with Prager U once.

00:41:20.000 I think I became too controversial for them.

00:41:22.000 But I was doing a thing on statues being taken down.

00:41:25.000 You submit your text first.

00:41:28.000 They go over it and fact check it and then send it back to you and say, this was actually in 1936.

00:41:34.000 And then they triple verify it and then they work on the graphics because they don't want to be embarrassed by making mistakes.

00:41:40.000 What is factually untrue?

00:41:41.000 And by the way, why is Mike Drucker and that fat pig talking about facts and what's untrue?

00:41:46.000 Like their job is comedy and they did an okay job with that makeup on the feet thing.

00:41:53.000 But then they get into like Dennis Prager's wrong.

00:41:55.000 He's factually untrue.

00:41:57.000 What?

00:41:58.000 You're a fucking loser who hasn't done anything of consequence.

00:42:01.000 Why are you telling this guy who is obsessed with research and facts and improving America that he's wrong?

00:42:09.000 And this is from Media Matters by Parker Malloy.

00:42:17.000 You got to look up Parker Malloy.

00:42:19.000 It's a mentally deranged tranny who took so much estrogen that he grew tits. 1.00

00:42:26.000 Yeah, this is the expert.

00:42:27.000 Parker Malloy.

00:42:28.000 Look at this pathetic nerd. 0.99

00:42:30.000 It's Mike Drucker on estrogen.

00:42:32.000 This is the guy telling you that Prager U is factually incorrect, according to his column on media matters.

00:42:42.000 Look at this guy.

00:42:43.000 This is the authority.

00:42:44.000 Can you believe the people we listen to?

00:42:46.000 I was going to say they take these ugly losers, get them to write a script, and then have a pretty person read it so it sounds believable, but they don't even have a pretty person read it anymore. 1.00

00:42:55.000 They have a hot witch read it. 0.99

00:42:57.000 Look at this clown.

00:42:59.000 Upworthy.com.

00:43:01.000 Last time I checked in with Parker Molloy, he was begging people to pay him for CD reviews.

00:43:06.000 He was the one, by the way, who attacked me when I said trans are mentally oguys. 0.93

00:43:10.000 And then some other, you know, feminist or drag queen or tranny said something to him like that was a bit harsh. 0.99

00:43:17.000 And then he said to that tranny, I hope you drink bleach and die.

00:43:20.000 So then they started attacking him, her, it, Z. And it was like running up a hill being chased by lunatics, wolves, and then seeing the wolves start to eat each other as I was running up the hill going, Jesus Christ, what a mess back there.

00:43:35.000 Yeah.

00:43:36.000 So a mental patient.

00:43:37.000 But yeah, Sam, nice source.

00:43:40.000 Some of the experts they've got.

00:43:42.000 I'm Pete Hegseth.

00:43:43.000 I'm Greg Gutfeld.

00:43:44.000 I'm Tucker Carlson.

00:43:46.000 I'm Mike Roe.

00:43:46.000 I'm Jakob Smirnov.

00:43:48.000 Just pause.

00:43:49.000 Just pause.

00:43:50.000 So we're laughing at their experts.

00:43:52.000 All of those guys are incredibly accomplished authors, writers, presenters.

00:43:58.000 And yes, at the end, they have Yakov Smirnov.

00:44:00.000 They had Yakov Smirnov on as a joke.

00:44:03.000 They're clearly aware of the humor in pulling in Yakov Smirnov.

00:44:08.000 And I believe his video was talking about communism and Russia.

00:44:11.000 I can't really remember.

00:44:12.000 But it clearly had an element of humor.

00:44:15.000 They're not constantly going to Yakov Smirnov as a source.

00:44:19.000 Well, let's check in with Yakov when we discuss tariffs in Asia.

00:44:24.000 I'm Tucker Carlson.

00:44:25.000 I'm Mike Roh.

00:44:26.000 I'm Yakov Smirnov for Prager University.

00:44:29.000 Because there's nothing the kids love more than Yakov Smirnov.

00:44:34.000 With these experts and Yakov Smirnov, Prager U makes itself look completely neutral, as if they're just presenting the facts.

00:44:41.000 With this strategy, the site's videos can present some truly batshit ideas.

00:44:46.000 If sex doesn't mean anything, why would any woman feel violated by an uninvited touch?

00:44:52.000 Just pop.

00:44:54.000 They're making that sound like it's a pro-rape thing, but they're talking about slut walks and how sex doesn't matter. 0.85

00:45:00.000 And girl, you just go out and rock with your bad self.

00:45:03.000 But they're saying, no, women take sex very seriously.

00:45:06.000 And when you have them dancing around with their shirts off, having a slut walk, you're going against what naturally happens to them. 1.00

00:45:12.000 They feel more with sex.

00:45:14.000 They are less likely to have multiple partners and to feel nothing.

00:45:18.000 We all fucking know that.

00:45:20.000 Planned Parenthood says it's devoted to women's reproductive rights.

00:45:24.000 What it means is it's devoted to aborting as many babies as possible.

00:45:28.000 If God were depicted as female, Young men would deem traits such as compassion, mercy, and care for the downtrodden as feminine and would not identify with them.

00:45:38.000 Come on.

00:45:39.000 Pause.

00:45:39.000 That's clearly too sophisticated for Samantha B. She doesn't understand this.

00:45:45.000 That when they show a strong male figure having care and compassion, it has more impact than a strong female figure having care and compassion.

00:45:53.000 That went whoosh right over Fatso's head and the sad nerd. 0.59

00:45:58.000 And I don't know why Samantha goes, actually, that's a fairly intellectual point.

00:46:02.000 And by the way, just to go back one step, yeah, that abortions line did sound a bit rich.

00:46:06.000 Okay, you got one.

00:46:08.000 The poster was not perfect, and that line was a bit hyperbolic.

00:46:14.000 Congrats.

00:46:14.000 The important thing isn't whether God is a woman or a man.

00:46:18.000 The important thing is that God is hot.

00:46:20.000 What?

00:46:21.000 Finally, for once in my life, I want to feel the Lord in me.

00:46:27.000 Again, this atheist writing staff just has to get a stab at Christianity while they talk about how offensive someone else is.

00:46:34.000 Nice.

00:46:39.000 Isn't it funny how, I think Steven Crowder pointed this out, how these people are all about, don't say that, that's offensive.

00:46:45.000 You're using the wrong terms for trans.

00:46:47.000 And then they take Christianity, which I think we're down to 64% of Americans are Christian, and just fucking shit all over it. 0.95

00:46:54.000 I want the Lord to fuck me and my pussy. 1.00

00:47:01.000 Yet as bonkers as Dennis Prager and his fake-ass university may be, they are convincing a whole generation that this is what pisses her off, is that it's successful.

00:47:11.000 Wife should have sex with you, even if you look like someone who started serial killing after retirement. 1.00

00:47:16.000 Prager, you.

00:47:17.000 Yes.

00:47:20.000 This is another one of those things that the left says to shock you, but you go, yeah, I'll take that as literally as you want.

00:47:28.000 Yeah, Dennis Prager's wife should have sex with him. 1.00

00:47:30.000 He's not saying you have to have sex with him, but he's saying Gavin's wife should have sex with him.

00:47:36.000 Dennis Prager's wife should have sex with him. 1.00

00:47:38.000 That's an integral part of marriage.

00:47:39.000 Has that not occurred to you before?

00:47:42.000 Is actually dangerous.

00:47:44.000 They are reaching a new, younger audience with bullshit conservative propaganda.

00:47:49.000 They trick kids into thinking their videos are educational, even though Prager U is as much of a real college as Monsters University.

00:47:57.000 If your aim is just to scare people, at least one of them offers you an actual diploma.

00:48:04.000 They ended that.

00:48:04.000 That slam dunk was the same joke they had at the beginning where they go, Prager U is not a real university.

00:48:11.000 Nobody thinks it's a real university.

00:48:13.000 That is a fucking Potempkin Village criticism.

00:48:16.000 That is a straw man argument.

00:48:18.000 So they start it with a straw man and they end it with a straw man.

00:48:21.000 Why?

00:48:22.000 because they fucking hate white men I'm having trouble with all my shirts. 0.94

00:48:36.000 They're giving me claustrophobia.

00:48:38.000 Maybe my neck got fatter.

00:48:42.000 You're getting that Kristen neck. 0.99

00:48:45.000 You know what I want to look at for a second here?

00:48:48.000 I'll send it to you right now.

00:48:50.000 It's so fucking annoying.

00:48:53.000 I stole this from Milo.

00:48:59.000 Oh yeah.

00:49:00.000 It's called This Is What Gender Non-Binary People Look Like. 1.00

00:49:08.000 Like you're a punk rocker and you make yourself into a complete freak because you want to separate yourself from society and then you sit there and complain that you're not treated like some normal housewife or some regular dude.

00:49:28.000 Is that not going through?

00:49:29.000 It's an email, right?

00:49:30.000 Yeah.

00:49:33.000 I hate the way this mustache side always goes up.

00:49:36.000 Might be the lighting, though.

00:49:41.000 Yeah, is it the lighting?

00:49:43.000 I don't know.

00:49:45.000 That's fucking irritating that emails take a long time to go through.

00:49:49.000 It might be faster for you to just look it up.

00:49:52.000 The article's called, This Is What Gender-Non-Binary, that's one word, people look like. 0.89

00:50:00.000 And it's by Meredith Talusin, who of course includes herself in this article.

00:50:05.000 There we go.

00:50:07.000 That's faster than me sending an email.

00:50:10.000 That is a gay. 1.00

00:50:12.000 Actually, they were right to put that at the top because that is deceiving.

00:50:16.000 Sometimes black women can have strong chins, especially when they take lots of testosterone. 1.00

00:50:22.000 But yeah, that's probably a lesbian who took a bunch of testosterone and got a five o'clock shadow. 1.00

00:50:29.000 I know it looks like a dude, but she's been doing it for a while.

00:50:32.000 But that's the trickiest one.

00:50:34.000 That is a Jewish homosexual who grew his hair long. 1.00

00:50:39.000 You're not gender non-binary.

00:50:42.000 You're just a gay lord who likes wearing a dress. 1.00

00:50:45.000 Do you think that anyone thinks that you're not just a Jewish gay? 0.86

00:50:51.000 Like, you're not confusing.

00:50:52.000 They think they're blowing your mind.

00:50:54.000 This is my favorite.

00:50:55.000 I remember him.

00:50:56.000 Yeah, these all, they play these, all these people hang out.

00:51:00.000 So whenever they write, they write about themselves.

00:51:02.000 They're just narcissistic, mentally ill homosexuals. 1.00

00:51:06.000 This guy is an Indian version of that. 0.75

00:51:08.000 Very hairy, dude.

00:51:09.000 And he's pretending that we're confused here or there's any mystery or substance.

00:51:15.000 There's no substance there, dude.

00:51:17.000 You're just a weirdo.

00:51:18.000 Looks like you fell asleep at a Crayola holiday party.

00:51:23.000 He looks like a Christmas tree for mentally ill babies. 1.00

00:51:27.000 Look at him.

00:51:30.000 You're not even like earlier I say you're just a gay who dressed up. 1.00

00:51:34.000 You're just a gay. 1.00

00:51:35.000 There's nothing interesting about you.

00:51:37.000 Sorry.

00:51:38.000 You're just a gay man. 1.00

00:51:39.000 Yawn.

00:51:41.000 Look at the hand, though.

00:51:42.000 Very feminine. 0.90

00:51:43.000 Yeah.

00:51:45.000 Gays have feminine hands. 1.00

00:51:46.000 You're just an ugly Chinese person who's so pale. 1.00

00:51:51.000 You're borderline albino.

00:51:53.000 And you're a lesbian. 1.00

00:51:55.000 The end.

00:51:57.000 Just because you have short hair doesn't mean you changed history.

00:52:01.000 I'm not shocked.

00:52:02.000 I'm not blown away.

00:52:03.000 I'm not interested.

00:52:04.000 I'm not phobic.

00:52:05.000 I'm bored.

00:52:07.000 What is the point of this article, too?

00:52:10.000 Let's just read some of the features.

00:52:11.000 I'll feed it in twice.

00:52:12.000 Yeah, well, he was the header.

00:52:15.000 Let's hear some of this rhetoric.

00:52:17.000 Wait, let me just guess.

00:52:18.000 Open conversation, space.

00:52:20.000 We need to be provided, a space to be provided.

00:52:23.000 Understand, a bigger conversation.

00:52:26.000 All right, let's see what we got.

00:52:30.000 No, no, you're back at the beginning, aren't you?

00:52:32.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:52:32.000 Go back to where you were.

00:52:35.000 Okay, go.

00:52:36.000 What is something you would like people to know about non-binary folks?

00:52:40.000 Remember I said you're an asshole if you say folks?

00:52:43.000 Many people believe that non-binary is a new idea and that non-binary folks are a fad.

00:52:48.000 It is.

00:52:49.000 Non-binary people are not a fad.

00:52:51.000 Yes, you are.

00:52:52.000 A gimmick or a new concept.

00:52:54.000 We have existed across various cultures for several centuries.

00:52:58.000 Our identities were suppressed by imperialism.

00:53:01.000 Oh, really?

00:53:02.000 They weren't suppressed by Islam? 0.67

00:53:04.000 And as a result, non-binary people seem to be a recent phenomenon to mainstream society, but we've exited, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

00:53:10.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:53:11.000 Let's see the next one.

00:53:15.000 Like, yeah.

00:53:17.000 Go up.

00:53:19.000 You're just a lesbian. 1.00

00:53:22.000 What is remotely interesting about this?

00:53:24.000 You're just a chick who likes to sleep with chicks. 1.00

00:53:27.000 We're familiar with lesbians. 1.00

00:53:29.000 You're not non-binary. 0.99

00:53:31.000 That's not a thing.

00:53:33.000 Just because you have short hair and you like men's dress shirts, you think you're no longer a woman?

00:53:38.000 This is why I'm a TERF.

00:53:40.000 This is why I'm a trans-exclusionary radical feminist. 1.00

00:53:44.000 This is just an ugly gay lord in a dress coming up who took some pills and grew some tits. 1.00

00:53:49.000 Yep.

00:53:50.000 Ugly gay. 1.00

00:53:51.000 You're just a dyke. 1.00

00:53:54.000 Nothing crazy is going on here.

00:53:56.000 You're just a fucking dyke. 1.00

00:54:00.000 That's how they get their numbers so high by saying there's 15,000 trans people in the military.

00:54:07.000 Well, there's probably like 10,000 gays in total.

00:54:13.000 You know what's another good song by Twin Peaks?

00:54:15.000 Making Breakfast.

00:54:17.000 It's a good video, too.

00:54:18.000 You should look it up.

00:54:20.000 They're such a dude band.

00:54:25.000 It's a great video.

00:54:28.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:54:30.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:54:36.000 Seems like you'd be a good guy to hang out with.

00:54:56.000 Carl guys are kind of like hosers. 0.99

00:54:58.000 They're not into fashion and stuff.

00:55:01.000 Hanging out and beer.

00:55:05.000 Cigarette stuffed it in their hat.

00:55:10.000 I think it's time for the mailbag.

00:55:12.000 Ryan shut up you don't have a dad.

00:55:16.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

00:55:22.000 Let me touch it.

00:55:27.000 All right.

00:55:28.000 So in a previous episode, I commanded my following to...

00:55:36.000 Uh-oh, I'm getting a beach ball.

00:55:39.000 To draw me a...

00:55:45.000 Yeah, if you're getting a beach ball in mail, it's time to quit.

00:55:49.000 Give it up.

00:55:50.000 It's not going to figure shit out.

00:55:52.000 And even when it does that one in 100 times, it moves like a sloth.

00:55:56.000 It moves like a Anthony, I mean, sorry, a Greg Opie Hughes. 0.87

00:56:02.000 Hey, your shit crashed.

00:56:04.000 Do you want us to send a message?

00:56:05.000 No, I don't want to get involved.

00:56:07.000 I'm not looking for a homework assignment.

00:56:10.000 Thanks.

00:56:13.000 All right.

00:56:14.000 So last week, I asked people to, or was it last week?

00:56:18.000 Yeah, I think so.

00:56:19.000 I asked people to send me a picture I can use when I want to go get a beer.

00:56:24.000 And I want it to be a werewolf with a Budweiser.

00:56:26.000 And I want to say out for Bud.

00:56:28.000 The Bud written like Bud.

00:56:30.000 And a lot of people obliged.

00:56:32.000 I'm very happy with it.

00:56:34.000 We should try to find a winner today.

00:56:36.000 So, Ryan, I would just like search out for Bud, and they should come up.

00:56:42.000 This first one I'm looking at is from James.

00:56:45.000 Should I say his name?

00:56:47.000 Hey, I got it.

00:56:47.000 James.

00:56:48.000 It's this one.

00:56:49.000 Yeah, but should I say his name?

00:56:50.000 Nah.

00:56:52.000 Why not?

00:56:52.000 Well, yeah, I guess unless they say not to.

00:56:54.000 Unless they say not to.

00:56:55.000 And like, this is a really good picture.

00:56:58.000 I know it's verboten for you to support me, but are you allowed to watch my show?

00:57:06.000 I don't know the rules with this censorship.

00:57:09.000 Like, it seems weird someone would say, oh, yeah, you like James?

00:57:12.000 Well, he fucking watches a show.

00:57:16.000 Anyway, James Ramey is fantastic.

00:57:22.000 I would like to get a shirt.

00:57:24.000 Maybe we should talk to him about doing a shirt.

00:57:26.000 Oh, Budweiser would fuck us, though, right?

00:57:28.000 Is enough of the word Budweiser covered?

00:57:32.000 I don't know.

00:57:33.000 They're really strict about that kind of stuff.

00:57:35.000 Crap.

00:57:36.000 But with t-shirts ripping people off, you just get a cease and desist, and then you stop.

00:57:40.000 Oh, okay.

00:57:42.000 So that's an idea.

00:57:43.000 We might want to make that into a shirt.

00:57:45.000 Next, beware.

00:57:48.000 This one is from Steve.

00:57:51.000 Beware him out for Bud.

00:57:53.000 Why do they use Bud Light?

00:57:55.000 Yeah, that's messed up.

00:57:56.000 Bud Light is...

00:58:00.000 I guess when something really important is going on, you don't want to be wasted.

00:58:04.000 This one isn't as good, I'm afraid.

00:58:06.000 It's too slinky.

00:58:08.000 Although I like the font work better here than in the other one.

00:58:13.000 Where are you going there?

00:58:14.000 Hello?

00:58:17.000 And I never said beware.

00:58:19.000 And I'll piss the bed.

00:58:22.000 What am I wearing there?

00:58:23.000 A little vest with a sweatshirt?

00:58:26.000 All right, so that's a good one, but a little too sexy.

00:58:31.000 What do we got here?

00:58:33.000 This one is from someone named Mega, M-E-G-G-A-H.

00:58:37.000 Is that a girl or a boy?

00:58:39.000 He sent a bunch.

00:58:40.000 She sent a bunch.

00:58:43.000 Oh, I got one.

00:58:44.000 One has Alex Jones' face on it, which is cool.

00:58:49.000 But the problem with making Alex Jones into a werewolf is, oh, that's the first one.

00:58:54.000 So when it, male or female, sent that, oh, the Bud was just too low res.

00:58:58.000 I said, it's got to be red.

00:59:02.000 You don't write out for Bud in yellow.

00:59:07.000 Did you get the other ones or were they sent directly to me?

00:59:12.000 Oh, okay.

00:59:12.000 So I'll have to email these.

00:59:13.000 Because I got the mega, but that's the only one I sent.

00:59:16.000 I'll have to email these to you, and it'll just take nine years because that's the way this fucking shit works.

00:59:24.000 So I'm sending you to Free Speech.

00:59:27.000 I'm sending you the Alex Jones one.

00:59:32.000 Ooh, I got a really cool one.

00:59:33.000 Wait, hold on, hold on.

00:59:36.000 So, I guess we'll go back to those later.

00:59:40.000 Okay, this one is from John Selwyn.

00:59:44.000 Have you got that one?

00:59:46.000 That's amazing.

00:59:48.000 Yeah, it's pretty good.

00:59:50.000 Pretty cool.

00:59:52.000 What's wrong with it, though?

00:59:53.000 The style.

00:59:54.000 You know what?

00:59:54.000 I'm not a fan of the text, but that's nitpicky.

00:59:57.000 I mean, that's really cool looking.

00:59:59.000 It's got a style to it.

01:00:02.000 Everything has a style to it.

01:00:03.000 What the fuck does that mean?

01:00:04.000 It's got a good style.

01:00:06.000 It's got good style?

01:00:08.000 When somebody has style, you don't say, hey, you got good style.

01:00:10.000 It's like, you got style.

01:00:12.000 Yeah, whatever.

01:00:14.000 John Selwyn sounds familiar.

01:00:15.000 I think he's a professional cartoonist.

01:00:19.000 Yeah, I've definitely heard from him before.

01:00:22.000 Selwyn.

01:00:23.000 I think he does, like, Marvel and shit.

01:00:27.000 Is that the one that edited you into Aquaman?

01:00:31.000 No, I don't think so.

01:00:31.000 Maybe.

01:00:32.000 No, he's just a really good professional artist.

01:00:34.000 He's British.

01:00:37.000 You can just tell.

01:00:39.000 Yeah, he's incredibly talented.

01:00:40.000 Wow.

01:00:42.000 You couldn't pull him up while I was doing that?

01:00:46.000 Nope.

01:00:48.000 Is it J-O-N? 1.00

01:00:52.000 Well, don't you have the email right in front of you?

01:00:55.000 Why are you asking if it's J-O-N when it's right in front of you? 0.99

01:00:59.000 I left that because I'm looking.

01:01:01.000 I got two more lines.

01:01:02.000 I said J-O-N. 1.00

01:01:03.000 Okay.

01:01:04.000 J-O-N-S-E-L-W-Y-N is the spelling of the email that you just had up on your own fucking screen. 0.91

01:01:12.000 Hello!

01:01:16.000 There we go.

01:01:18.000 See, when you scroll down, you can see how remarkably talented he is.

01:01:23.000 And when you see Count Dankula on someone's Instagram page, it means they're British.

01:01:28.000 Oh, look, go back.

01:01:29.000 He put Count D'Ancula on his Nazi pug. 0.88

01:01:37.000 All right.

01:01:38.000 Next, this is from Niles.

01:01:40.000 This one is terrible.

01:01:42.000 Niles, you lose.

01:01:45.000 Actually, that's so bad, it's almost good.

01:01:48.000 I love it.

01:01:50.000 Yeah, like when I think about what I want to do with these, the first one would make the best t-shirt, but as far as like texting someone, no, then I have the microphone there and they're like, oh, are you showing me a show you did?

01:02:03.000 Still going, still got more.

01:02:05.000 This one is really weird from Lee Stone.

01:02:09.000 It's like a beautiful watercolor.

01:02:12.000 And he didn't write out for Bud.

01:02:14.000 And that's not a werewolf.

01:02:16.000 That's a wolf.

01:02:17.000 Might be a husky. 0.99

01:02:19.000 No, it's a wolf.

01:02:20.000 It's just a dog.

01:02:21.000 That doesn't make people want to go and get wasted.

01:02:21.000 What?

01:02:25.000 It's a beautiful painting of a wolf approaching a bud light that he's clearly not going to drink.

01:02:31.000 He can't even open it.

01:02:32.000 He can't open it.

01:02:33.000 He doesn't like Bud Light.

01:02:35.000 You need to have at least some human in you to want to have a bud.

01:02:38.000 It's a light.

01:02:40.000 That wasn't bad, Lee.

01:02:41.000 was just weird.

01:02:42.000 It wasn't badly done, but it was I don't know.

01:02:49.000 That makes me sad.

01:02:56.000 This is from a guy named 40 Ounce.

01:02:59.000 It's really fucking good.

01:03:02.000 Okay, I got one from Kevin's dad.

01:03:05.000 Okay, there we go.

01:03:08.000 Hello?

01:03:09.000 Why are you not pulling his up the same speed I am?

01:03:12.000 Yeah, when you click them, it takes a while to load, put a full screen.

01:03:15.000 That looks really, really cool.

01:03:17.000 And I love the Budweiser.

01:03:20.000 That's really 80s looking, isn't it?

01:03:23.000 Yeah.

01:03:24.000 Wow.

01:03:24.000 And I love the lettering.

01:03:25.000 That's badass.

01:03:26.000 I don't know, but it's...

01:03:32.000 And I'm not bananas about the stone opening at the top, but I could just take that out.

01:03:37.000 Yeah, I think I would remove the stones.

01:03:40.000 And then if there was some way we could get a jean jacket, maybe on that.

01:03:43.000 You know, the arm grabbing the bud?

01:03:45.000 If it had a jean jacket, did he fucking paint this himself?

01:03:49.000 That looks pretty.

01:03:50.000 It looks pretty original.

01:03:52.000 Yeah.

01:03:53.000 Yeah.

01:03:54.000 Wow.

01:03:55.000 We're impressed, 40.

01:03:56.000 You know, it'd be cool if he's coming out the front of your shirt and you take away the stone and he's like tearing out the front and the back.

01:04:02.000 You could tell he's got a jean jacket on.

01:04:03.000 Yeah.

01:04:04.000 That'd be badass.

01:04:06.000 I like tearing shirts where you're like, oh.

01:04:09.000 This one is from Kevin.

01:04:10.000 It blows chunks.

01:04:12.000 He's got just a lame-ass low-reshop fucking thing.

01:04:18.000 Actually, I was going to say it's probably 15K, but I can pull it up on my computer and see what's the size of that attachment.

01:04:25.000 Can you do that?

01:04:26.000 Why can't I pull up the size of it?

01:04:28.000 Used to be able to do that in my day.

01:04:31.000 1.

01:04:32.000 Okay, so they are 1.2 megabytes, but he has it twice.

01:04:36.000 So that's 60 kilobytes each.

01:04:40.000 Thanks, dude.

01:04:41.000 That's from Underworld.

01:04:42.000 Don't quit your day job.

01:04:46.000 Oh, this next one is fucking mind-blowing.

01:04:50.000 Yeah.

01:04:50.000 From Jesse.

01:04:53.000 Now, obviously, he didn't make that.

01:04:55.000 No.

01:04:56.000 Oh, you know what?

01:04:57.000 Wait a minute.

01:04:58.000 To go back to the jean jacket guy, I'm saying, oh, I wish you knew it was human.

01:05:01.000 Wolves don't have fucking hands. 1.00

01:05:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:05:04.000 So as soon as it has hands, then you know it's a werewolf.

01:05:08.000 Well, that's a really cool.

01:05:11.000 You know what I'm going to do?

01:05:12.000 I'm going to save all of these.

01:05:12.000 And then when I want to go get a beer with my friends, I'll send them that.

01:05:15.000 Like, what are you guys doing?

01:05:16.000 I'm.

01:05:17.000 And then it'll be a different out for Bud every time.

01:05:19.000 And they'll think that I sit and make these.

01:05:21.000 That was the first one we got.

01:05:24.000 That you hated?

01:05:26.000 Yep.

01:05:28.000 They did that live during the show.

01:05:30.000 And the resolution was all off.

01:05:30.000 Daniel, yeah.

01:05:31.000 See, that's the problem with these Photoshop compilations.

01:05:34.000 Like that last guy, Jesse, he the Budweiser is consistent with the werewolf.

01:05:41.000 And the lighting looks good.

01:05:43.000 But that fucking dude who did the painting, like that Budweiser looks so good.

01:05:50.000 Oh, this is the Alex Jones one.

01:05:53.000 Yeah, so you have that, but did you get, did we show you the original of that?

01:05:58.000 No.

01:05:59.000 That was the only one that you forwarded to me that I got.

01:06:02.000 Because that mega person, did that take all that time to get to you?

01:06:08.000 No, I was looking through these other ones that I got.

01:06:10.000 Oh.

01:06:14.000 I have so many people in my contacts that when I spell your name wrong, it gives me an email.

01:06:19.000 So I have a Ryab.

01:06:24.000 Ryab, so crazy.

01:06:26.000 It's nothing wrong with that, besides everything.

01:06:30.000 Oh, the original one.

01:06:31.000 Okay.

01:06:32.000 This will be the last one.

01:06:33.000 This is without the Alex Jones, right?

01:06:35.000 And then I told her to... 0.92

01:06:35.000 Yeah. 0.92

01:06:42.000 And thus they did.

01:06:45.000 No, no, but they also added red with my face.

01:06:47.000 But anyway, you got the idea.

01:06:48.000 So who's the winner, do you think?

01:06:52.000 You know what?

01:06:53.000 I think this one's shirt ready.

01:06:55.000 Yeah, it depends what we're going to use for them.

01:06:57.000 But I really love that painting one.

01:06:59.000 Anyway, thank you very much, folks at home, for making us a bunch of cool Out for Bud graphics.

01:07:06.000 We'll talk to the t-shirt guys about risking putting a Bud Visor on a t-shirt.

01:07:15.000 I bet if we change the name, like VUD Visor or something, they might not have a case.

01:07:22.000 But they probably legally will say, if it's conceivable that people would see it as a Bud.

01:07:27.000 Anyway, boring.

01:07:28.000 We got to end the show.

01:07:29.000 Let's end it with our fun video, as we are wont to do.

01:07:34.000 We start this expose with a stool.

01:07:39.000 It looks like a bar stool at a gas station that appears to be in Central America.

01:07:46.000 If you like football, European football, isn't it funny too how South America, Central America, they all love soccer?

01:07:54.000 You know what that's from?

01:07:56.000 That's from us.

01:07:57.000 That's from the English, the English going down there and mining. 0.98

01:08:02.000 And then the British miners on their off time would play soccer.

01:08:05.000 The locals, tribesmen would see that.

01:08:09.000 And I'm not talking about tribesmen.

01:08:10.000 I'm talking about 1800s, 1900s.

01:08:12.000 And then they would mimic it.

01:08:15.000 And next thing you know, it's their favorite sport.

01:08:17.000 Is there anything we didn't do?

01:08:20.000 Anyway, this is a guy who apparently had hit his wife and shit his pants.

01:08:24.000 And he's trying to hit more people.

01:08:27.000 And I guess this little guy said, fuck you, dude.

01:08:29.000 Don't ever hit a woman.

01:08:31.000 And the big guy said with shit in his pants, now I'm going to hit you.

01:08:34.000 god I know how he feels, that little guy.

01:08:49.000 You're thinking, if he gets me down and hits me, he could fuck me up.

01:08:53.000 But he's drunk enough to shit his pants.

01:08:56.000 What is that?

01:08:56.000 Green diarrhea?

01:08:58.000 What is on his pants?

01:09:01.000 No, it's brown diarrhea.

01:09:05.000 All you need is one good punch.

01:09:10.000 And he's out.

01:09:13.000 But if that big guy gets on top of you, it's not going to stop pounding, too.

01:09:18.000 If he's drunk enough to shit his pants, he's drunk enough to smash your head against the ground.

01:09:22.000 Oh! 0.60

01:09:23.000 Ooh! 0.96

01:09:25.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

01:09:28.000 Perfect.

01:09:30.000 You did it, little guy.

01:09:33.000 Find your time.

01:09:34.000 Find your moment.

01:09:35.000 Anyway, I got to go back to work.

01:09:37.000 You deal with that shit.

01:09:40.000 Oh, that was one of the rare occurrences where they don't cut it off too soon.

01:09:44.000 That was perfect.

01:09:45.000 Oh, I did want to see the face.

01:09:49.000 Get fired.

01:09:49.000 Get in trouble.

01:09:50.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 19, 2020

S02E127 - SAMANTHA BEE STINGS [2020-02-19 - S02E127 - SAMANTHA BEE STINGS]

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