Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E138 - ST. PADDY'S DAY [2020-03-17 - S02E138

00:00:53.000 Is that a song garnished?

00:00:55.000 Far away!

00:00:56.000 No, I believe that's built in.

00:00:58.000 Yeah, that's part of the chorus.

00:00:59.000 It reoccurs.

00:01:01.000 I just realized, by the way, watching the news, if you stocked up on toilet paper, you have a low IQ.

00:01:08.000 It's a good indicator.

00:01:13.000 They're getting more toilet paper.

00:01:16.000 They're getting more paper towels.

00:01:18.000 They're getting their supply shipped to them.

00:01:21.000 No one's saying no trucks are allowed to ship products to stores.

00:01:26.000 This shelves will be filled again in three days.

00:01:31.000 You can't fucking go three days.

00:01:34.000 Anyway, we're not talking about coronavirus anymore.

00:01:38.000 Okay, we will a little bit.

00:01:39.000 But I played that song because it's fucking Saint Patty's Day.

00:01:45.000 I fucking almost forgot.

00:01:47.000 And we promised a viewer many, many moons ago that we would devote this entire episode.

00:01:54.000 Actually, I think we said we'd devote it to saints in general.

00:01:58.000 That does ring a bell, yeah.

00:02:01.000 I don't have time to do that.

00:02:02.000 Poop.

00:02:05.000 Everybody's canceling their parades.

00:02:08.000 Boston canceled the parade.

00:02:10.000 New York canceled the parade.

00:02:11.000 They've never canceled it before in 225 years, I believe.

00:02:19.000 Who else canceled their parade?

00:02:20.000 Chicago, they still did the Green River thing.

00:02:22.000 They did the Green River thing because it's not a human thing.

00:02:24.000 It's not a human thing.

00:02:26.000 It's particularly painful for me to wear this shirt, by the way, because Breezy Point rejected me.

00:02:30.000 But it's the most Irish shirt I have, so I put it on.

00:02:33.000 Ryan's also has an Irish look.

00:02:37.000 He's got the Champs shirt.

00:02:38.000 Champs is closed.

00:02:40.000 Boxing is done.

00:02:41.000 USA Boxing is shut down.

00:02:43.000 And I've been very flippant about all this, and I will remain so until it's serious.

00:02:49.000 Ew, it's serious now, Gavin.

00:02:51.000 Two people are dead.

00:02:53.000 But I was in the bar yesterday, as is my want, after a hard day's work.

00:03:00.000 And they go, yeah, we made a bunch of corned beef and you can come by and get it tomorrow with takeout, but you can't sit at the bar as of 8 p.m. tonight.

00:03:09.000 And I went, yeah, let's shut down the bars.

00:03:14.000 And he goes, I'm serious.

00:03:16.000 All the bars in the tri-state area.

00:03:18.000 So that's all of Connecticut, all of New York State, and all of New Jersey.

00:03:23.000 Okay, they're all shutting down.

00:03:26.000 But you're going to stay open, right?

00:03:28.000 We can't.

00:03:28.000 It's illegal.

00:03:29.000 The fire marshal was just here.

00:03:32.000 Right?

00:03:36.000 And then this other bar I go to, I said, you got a back door.

00:03:40.000 Let's make a speakeasy.

00:03:41.000 And they went.

00:03:42.000 And then they did what I was doing where they go, yeah.

00:03:46.000 And I go, yeah, we'll just.

00:03:50.000 There's only, you only have about 15 regulars that come in here that you really care about.

00:03:55.000 So you lose your drifters.

00:03:57.000 And then when the cops show up, we all go into the bathroom.

00:04:00.000 That's cool.

00:04:01.000 And then they go, Gaddy's really dragging out this joke.

00:04:05.000 I'm not kidding.

00:04:06.000 Grow some fucking balls.

00:04:08.000 Yeah.

00:04:09.000 It's a fucking good deal.

00:04:12.000 Come on.

00:04:14.000 Bartender.

00:04:15.000 Make them Mikey.

00:04:18.000 Come on.

00:04:20.000 Dude, fucking call Mikey.

00:04:26.000 Just go somewhere else.

00:04:27.000 And the other bar I go to, the other two, they have big windows.

00:04:32.000 Actually, out of my four favorite bars, three of them have gigantic windows.

00:04:36.000 So you can't really cheat.

00:04:37.000 But one of them doesn't.

00:04:40.000 But he wouldn't say yes.

00:04:41.000 I thought it was a good deal.

00:04:42.000 And then I was so pissed at myself because I brought a bar.

00:04:49.000 Remember the bar I used to have on the set of After Hours?

00:04:53.000 I bought that bar from CRTV and I had it shipped from DC to my home in New York.

00:05:00.000 And then my wife broke my balls and said, you're never going to use it.

00:05:03.000 This is our TV room.

00:05:05.000 This is our little home theater room.

00:05:06.000 You're not going to build a bar down here.

00:05:09.000 Plus, I want to move soon.

00:05:11.000 And I went, oh, okay.

00:05:13.000 Why did I listen to her?

00:05:15.000 I should have made me see yes.

00:05:18.000 Mikey!

00:05:20.000 Fuck.

00:05:21.000 We have another, we could have put it upstairs, the TV room.

00:05:24.000 And I could have bought a fucking insane TV.

00:05:28.000 If you spend $3,000 on a TV, it's bigger than your home.

00:05:32.000 You wouldn't believe.

00:05:33.000 And the ones that we use here at the studio, these cost me, I think, less than $100 each.

00:05:39.000 And I remember in 2005, if you had a flat screen, you were fucking balling.

00:05:47.000 Anyway.

00:05:48.000 Balling.

00:05:50.000 What?

00:05:52.000 No, that's not.

00:05:53.000 Oh, you know what?

00:05:54.000 That's worth showing, though.

00:05:55.000 Okay, that's...

00:05:57.000 Oh, yeah.

00:05:58.000 She was just on the CR-TV or The Blaze.

00:06:02.000 She's not videogenic.

00:06:04.000 Oh, you're saying she looks better in Blackboard?

00:06:06.000 Yes.

00:06:07.000 She's an 8.8 in that interview, but she's actually a 9.1 in real life.

00:06:15.000 So much so that I was, in that interview you just showed, I was really proud of myself because I managed to focus the entire time and remember all my questions.

00:06:23.000 And I was like, I'm kind of a feminist.

00:06:25.000 Feminist.

00:06:26.000 Yeah, because I didn't just start humping her leg.

00:06:26.000 Wow.

00:06:29.000 That's how Hot she is.

00:06:31.000 You are impressed with yourself for not humping her leg.

00:06:34.000 Yeah, she doesn't look that hot.

00:06:37.000 That picture, no.

00:06:41.000 That picture is asshole.

00:06:45.000 God, that is so good.

00:06:46.000 Hey, Mr. Trump, China is asshole.

00:06:53.000 China is asshole.

00:06:55.000 China is asshole.

00:06:56.000 Yeah, that's the funny part, is it?

00:06:57.000 His lips curl in.

00:06:59.000 China is asshole.

00:07:01.000 Donald Trump don't trust China.

00:07:02.000 China is asshole.

00:07:04.000 Ho.

00:07:05.000 China is ass-ho.

00:07:08.000 Maybe because in Mandarin, there's four tones.

00:07:11.000 So you have to be really careful about the tone you use, and they assume it's the same with English.

00:07:16.000 So when they say asshole, they don't just go asshole.

00:07:18.000 They're like, ass-hole.

00:07:22.000 Anyway, that bar, there it is.

00:07:23.000 I own that bar now.

00:07:25.000 And you want to know something really stupid about it?

00:07:27.000 What's it?

00:07:27.000 It comes up to here.

00:07:30.000 Bars are supposed to come up to your belly button.

00:07:33.000 And the reason it worked on the show is the carpenters built me a platform.

00:07:38.000 So it was kind of a dumb investment.

00:07:39.000 Anyway, sorry, lots of chatting.

00:07:43.000 We almost chose that as the song, by the way, China is As Ho.

00:07:46.000 Didn't you find a cool remix of that?

00:07:50.000 There's a remix.

00:07:51.000 They say cellar door is the nicest thing you can say in English.

00:07:54.000 It's when English is at its most pleasing.

00:07:57.000 I think there's something magical about China is ass-ho.

00:08:03.000 Don't trust China.

00:08:04.000 What?

00:08:18.000 Why don't these guys have the Medal of Honor?

00:08:21.000 The Nobel Peace Friars.

00:08:23.000 Do they just call him LeBron James?

00:08:26.000 Apple, Disney.

00:08:30.000 You know they arrested three possible Chinese spies a couple days ago?

00:08:36.000 Oh, really?

00:08:36.000 One was from Harvard, and he was paid $1.5 million plus given $150,000 to give expenses and things like that.

00:08:46.000 And yeah, that's three.

00:08:48.000 They got three of them.

00:08:49.000 One of them was trying to smuggle biological material back to China.

00:08:52.000 The other one that worked for Harvard also was on the board for some China shit and like lied.

00:08:58.000 They all lied about being involved and a little spooky.

00:09:02.000 Didn't really hit mainstream media, but they had a press conference from the White House.

00:09:06.000 Everyone's scared of China, especially in Australia.

00:09:08.000 Why don't we hear more news about how much China sucks?

00:09:13.000 And this epidemic, this pandemic is...

00:09:19.000 It's China's fault.

00:09:20.000 Kung flew.

00:09:22.000 They knew about this for months.

00:09:24.000 They silenced the whistleblowers.

00:09:26.000 They murdered people who were trying to help.

00:09:28.000 They got doctors fired and they didn't quarantine for months and months and months.

00:09:33.000 What a bunch of fucking dish rags.

00:09:38.000 China is asshole.

00:09:42.000 China is asshole.

00:09:44.000 The other great pogue song that we almost selected for St. Patrick's Day was Gentleman's Soldier.

00:09:50.000 You know that jam?

00:09:52.000 We played on the show before.

00:09:53.000 It's about a man who porks some broad in a soldier's cloak.

00:10:00.000 No.

00:10:02.000 You know the thing you stand in at Buckingham Palace?

00:10:05.000 The little box.

00:10:06.000 Oh, gentleman's box or something.

00:10:11.000 Turn it up.

00:10:15.000 He also has the rat-a-tat-tat.

00:10:26.000 That's the gentleman's soldier.

00:10:29.000 And then he does the woman's voice too, terribly.

00:10:35.000 Sentry bones.

00:10:38.000 when he gets her pregnant.

00:10:45.000 And then she wants you to marry him, and he said, three wives are allowed in the army, but one's too many for me.

00:10:52.000 Makes a bastard child.

00:10:53.000 And then the last poke song I want you to listen to today, while you're drinking with your pals, not going to the parade, is a man you don't meet every day.

00:11:04.000 I have this friend, she's actually my wife's friend, and she's so paranoid about having her jewelry stolen that she carries around this little plush velvet pouch with her watch and her diamonds or whatever.

00:11:15.000 And it always makes me think of this song because he...

00:11:31.000 I'm a man you don't meet every day.

00:11:34.000 Meet every day.

00:11:36.000 How can you not get drunk?

00:11:37.000 I could get drunk just from this song.

00:11:39.000 Mikey!

00:11:48.000 Eee!

00:11:48.000 So be easy on the free I've never been to Ireland.

00:11:53.000 Isn't that strange?

00:11:54.000 That does strike me as well.

00:11:55.000 My father's half is Irish, of dubious persuasions.

00:11:59.000 McGinnis was our real name.

00:12:01.000 But I've never checked it out.

00:12:03.000 And I'd love to.

00:12:04.000 Ireland.

00:12:06.000 That was another.

00:12:07.000 Bar owner Jack.

00:12:08.000 Had to say goodbye to him last night.

00:12:11.000 I won't see him for two weeks.

00:12:13.000 Going to the pub after work has been a tradition that I've been doing for 100 years.

00:12:20.000 It's what I do.

00:12:21.000 It's my little break.

00:12:22.000 You know how people go for a walk?

00:12:24.000 I go for a pint.

00:12:26.000 And that's taken away from me now?

00:12:28.000 Why?

00:12:28.000 What?

00:12:31.000 I hate this fucking shit.

00:12:33.000 See, it gets you.

00:12:37.000 *laughs*

00:12:38.000 You did not get that at first, but it's perfect.

00:12:41.000 Sometimes it kind of.

00:12:42.000 Anyway, speaking of pubs, bartender Maddie Odell just finished his anger management course.

00:12:50.000 And as I told you, it's just a game where someone has to torment someone.

00:12:56.000 We have all these government programs.

00:12:58.000 We have all this money.

00:13:00.000 What do we do with it?

00:13:02.000 Abuse people.

00:13:03.000 Yeah, they don't take abuse.

00:13:04.000 What if they have to take the abuse or they go to jail?

00:13:06.000 Okay, get them.

00:13:07.000 So they put these people into these fucking ridiculous courses that were done by Dr. Gregory L. Little and Dr. Kenneth D. Robinson.

00:13:17.000 Did I put them in the notes?

00:13:20.000 They're just like, they're not real doctors.

00:13:22.000 Gregory L. Little is like a sociologist who writes these shitty books about aliens and fucking and ancient man.

00:13:32.000 He's really into archaeology and stuff.

00:13:34.000 But if you get caught with guns and you have a handgun in New York, you should listen to this guy and he'll tell you how to be a better person because he worked together with Dr. Kenneth D. Robinson, who was an affirmative action hire, some black dude who I'd love to know what their doctorate was in.

00:13:52.000 What was your PhD, sir?

00:13:54.000 He just does these talks.

00:13:56.000 They both do talks and the talks are always like, being the best you can be.

00:14:01.000 Thanks, Kenneth Robinson.

00:14:03.000 I knew he was black when I saw him because only black people would, black people named Ken would call themselves Kenneth.

00:14:09.000 But you really got to see.

00:14:10.000 I could do a whole show on this absolute fucking bullshit.

00:14:14.000 Like graphs of abusive relationships.

00:14:17.000 One person exerts power and controls other.

00:14:20.000 Then they have a triangle explaining power and a triangle explaining control.

00:14:24.000 Like it's all, it's the least scientific shit you've seen.

00:14:29.000 The battering of loved ones.

00:14:31.000 A few facts to consider.

00:14:32.000 Four million are reported battered each year.

00:14:34.000 He got a gun charge.

00:14:37.000 And then they make him draw things.

00:14:40.000 It's very important to draw.

00:14:42.000 So they show he has to draw real-life behaviors and the choices he made and what could have been.

00:14:50.000 Instead of being in prison, he could have been in a house.

00:14:53.000 They also make him draw, I marked these pages, they make him draw pictures of things that he loves.

00:15:00.000 And he goes, I guess I love my son.

00:15:03.000 Okay, draw him.

00:15:05.000 Oh, look at this one.

00:15:08.000 When I get angry.

00:15:09.000 You can't draw, by the way.

00:15:13.000 No, I think they saw it.

00:15:14.000 Okay.

00:15:18.000 So I was yelling at my son, you need to work.

00:15:20.000 And he said, I don't want to work.

00:15:22.000 And he could have been working in construction or something, but he won't take the job.

00:15:28.000 And that makes me so mad.

00:15:29.000 I go, rah!

00:15:35.000 What the fuck?

00:15:37.000 Someone has to, like, they pay, if they make good money, they'll pay like 50 to 100 bucks to be in this class.

00:15:45.000 Each time?

00:15:46.000 Yeah.

00:15:46.000 Sheesh.

00:15:47.000 Where do you take the time out?

00:15:50.000 Not in this same place.

00:15:52.000 How long does it last?

00:15:53.000 30 minutes.

00:15:55.000 What do you do during it?

00:15:56.000 I breathe.

00:15:57.000 I think.

00:15:58.000 I reconsider.

00:15:59.000 This is all lies, of course.

00:16:00.000 You're just saying this shit so you can get the little fucking stupid form.

00:16:06.000 But here's one that really, this part really disturbed me.

00:16:09.000 There was just this thing called A True Story.

00:16:13.000 And it's about a guy who was pulled over for, I don't know, a broken taillight or some shit.

00:16:19.000 And he remained calm.

00:16:20.000 Look at this.

00:16:21.000 More pictures you have to draw.

00:16:26.000 They treat them like children.

00:16:30.000 And he remained calm.

00:16:34.000 Look at this.

00:16:36.000 No, no, no, don't worry about it.

00:16:38.000 That's a really good fucking car.

00:16:41.000 Okay.

00:16:42.000 I guess we didn't see it that well.

00:16:45.000 A psychologist friend once told us how one of his beliefs almost got him killed about 25 years ago.

00:16:51.000 He was driving home late one night on the expressway when a car suddenly passed him and pulled right in front of him.

00:16:55.000 This ticked him off, and he immediately felt that the other driver did it to him deliberately.

00:16:59.000 So the psychologist reacted by speeding up and tailgating the other guy.

00:17:03.000 When the other driver spotted him in his rearview mirror, he, well, to say this gently, extended an unfriendly finger at the psychologist and held it there.

00:17:12.000 Like, what the fuck am I reading?

00:17:14.000 This is just someone told a story to these two doctors and they clearly have to fill the book.

00:17:19.000 So they're just like, why don't you put in that story about the guy with the thing?

00:17:23.000 And then we'll have someone draw like a black dude looking at a car.

00:17:28.000 Anyway, when our friend opened his car door, the other driver pulled out a gun and aimed it at him.

00:17:34.000 Instantly realizing the very serious problem he was now facing, the psychologist wisely jammed his car into reverse, driving backward as fast as he could.

00:17:41.000 After a few moments, he looked forward and with great relief saw the other car slowly pulling away.

00:17:46.000 You see that?

00:17:48.000 This is science.

00:17:49.000 Someone was getting into a road rage fight with someone else and they almost got shot.

00:17:56.000 So don't get into road rage and don't have a handgun.

00:18:00.000 Anyway, the reason I bring that up is to just show you that we have a real problem in our society with the way we treat prisoners.

00:18:07.000 We put men in cages for bullshit charges like drugs and firearm possession.

00:18:13.000 Crimes that in another state are totally fine.

00:18:17.000 Or some drugs you can sell, some drugs you can't sell.

00:18:21.000 Mind your own fucking business, government.

00:18:26.000 And now the government has taken my pubs away.

00:18:29.000 Anyway, so St. Patrick, we promised we'd dedicate some time to him.

00:18:35.000 What was his real name?

00:18:36.000 I wrote it down.

00:18:37.000 Maiden Sukat.

00:18:38.000 And he was a slave.

00:18:40.000 We should talk about, you know what we should do for Black History Month?

00:18:43.000 Talk about slavery and then only talk about famous white slaves.

00:18:47.000 Like, I think there was a serf rebellion in Britain with this guy, William Tell, I believe his name was.

00:18:55.000 And he led a slave rebellion.

00:18:57.000 So you would show up at like a Black Lives Matter thing with a big William Tell banner saying, liberate the slaves.

00:19:04.000 Yay.

00:19:06.000 Is that the guy?

00:19:10.000 William Tell Slave Rebellion.

00:19:12.000 I don't know if that's him.

00:19:13.000 I shouldn't.

00:19:15.000 But so St. Patrick was a slave.

00:19:19.000 And I'm going to try to make learning cool.

00:19:21.000 That's something we do on this show.

00:19:23.000 So let me rephrase that.

00:19:25.000 St. Patrick was a fucking slave.

00:19:27.000 And he was like, this sucks, man.

00:19:30.000 So he was actually a British guy, but he was bought by some pagan druid dude, and he was forced to be a slave in Ireland.

00:19:41.000 Of course, we've really evolved from slavery, haven't we?

00:19:45.000 Making fucking ex-cons draw pictures of their sons or they go back into the cage.

00:19:52.000 He's literally being held at gunpoint and told to draw pictures of his son.

00:19:56.000 But anyway.

00:19:58.000 And he said he had a premonition, a vision, and an angel came to him and said, you are too good for this.

00:20:06.000 You need to escape.

00:20:08.000 Now, I'm very metaphorical with these religious tales.

00:20:12.000 So, I mean, it could have been a vision that was very sharp, and he saw like an angel with his own, that looked like it was right there.

00:20:19.000 Or it could also have been sort of a metaphorical, like, I felt a calling.

00:20:23.000 I felt like I was too good for this.

00:20:27.000 And he, sorry, I think he tried to escape, then he was imprisoned.

00:20:36.000 Is that it?

00:20:38.000 Let me see.

00:20:39.000 May win with a W. Sukkat.

00:20:44.000 Anyway, he eventually escaped.

00:20:46.000 He escaped prison.

00:20:47.000 He escaped slavery.

00:20:48.000 He went back to Britain.

00:20:50.000 But when he was in jail, the worst history teacher in the world.

00:20:54.000 When he was in jail, he studied the Bible and became Christian from being a nothing, an atheist.

00:20:59.000 And he went back to Britain after escaping.

00:21:02.000 I think he escaped jail a bunch of times.

00:21:04.000 And then he became a bishop.

00:21:08.000 This is drunk history.

00:21:11.000 And then he went back to Ireland with his newfound authority and started converting all the pagans to Christianity, which is really the story of the West.

00:21:19.000 I mean, look at Christmas.

00:21:22.000 Jesus wasn't born on December 25th.

00:21:24.000 That's what the pagans were doing.

00:21:25.000 They were worshiping the sun god, and that's the shortest day of the year.

00:21:29.000 So we just said, all right, pagans, come on board.

00:21:31.000 We'll make Jesus' birthday your big day.

00:21:34.000 They go, okay, well, we still get to celebrate that day.

00:21:36.000 Or we turned Halloween, which predates Christianity by thousands of years.

00:21:41.000 We turned that into All Saints' Day.

00:21:43.000 And yeah, you can do your dead shit, but then the next day we have to go look at saints.

00:21:47.000 Okay.

00:21:48.000 And that's good because paganism was a matriarchy.

00:21:52.000 You know what happens when women are in control?

00:21:54.000 You know how they talk about we need a woman president.

00:21:56.000 We need women in charge?

00:21:57.000 We tried that.

00:21:58.000 We tried that with pagans.

00:22:00.000 And you know what happened?

00:22:01.000 Babies got sacrificed.

00:22:02.000 Virgins were sacrificed to the fucking gods.

00:22:07.000 I don't want my baby taken from me and thrown in a fucking giant fire pit to appease some god.

00:22:13.000 So he essentially civilized the pagan world and he made Ireland Catholic.

00:22:19.000 And he was arrested for it and jailed and he escaped every time.

00:22:23.000 He's a real good escape artist.

00:22:24.000 No one talks about St. Patrick's escaping skills.

00:22:28.000 Maybe he just, maybe he was a fucking brawler and he would just beat the shit out of everyone to escape.

00:22:33.000 And he felt bad.

00:22:34.000 He found Christianity.

00:22:35.000 Yeah, maybe he was like Conor McGregor.

00:22:36.000 He was just an excellent fighter.

00:22:40.000 He actually, when he was touring, I think he toured Ireland for 30 years and he went to go meet his old slave owner and pay him back.

00:22:50.000 Say, here, I want to buy my freedom off of you.

00:22:52.000 But the thought of that was so horrible that the slave owner burnt himself alive in his mansion because he didn't want to have to give St. Patrick the victory.

00:23:05.000 He said that was his first quest to go.

00:23:08.000 But I like how we're always seen as these horrible people for colonizing and converting people to Christianity.

00:23:14.000 It tends to do them well, I'm afraid.

00:23:18.000 Like, you look at these Aboriginal tribes in Papua New Guinea that were untouched by man.

00:23:22.000 You know, the ones with the bones and the funny bowl cuts and the spears.

00:23:26.000 And then they discover Christianity, and yes, they start being modest and hiding themselves.

00:23:30.000 But they also stop like eating their brothers.

00:23:34.000 These beautiful untouched tribes are fucking cannibals.

00:23:37.000 And they fuck kids.

00:23:39.000 We teach them not to.

00:23:40.000 Christianity liberates them from that.

00:23:44.000 Also, they always say that he drove the snakes out.

00:23:47.000 There was never snakes in Ireland.

00:23:48.000 They couldn't get to it.

00:23:50.000 They'd have to be born there.

00:23:52.000 They could get to Britain because it used to be connected.

00:23:57.000 All right.

00:23:57.000 Did I do enough?

00:23:59.000 St. Patrick's shit?

00:24:00.000 I think so, lad.

00:24:02.000 That'll do.

00:24:03.000 We got it.

00:24:04.000 Oh, my name is Chuck Stortamakani.

00:24:08.000 My friend Sarah played that at her wedding when she came out.

00:24:11.000 Like, that was her.

00:24:13.000 Here comes the bride.

00:24:14.000 It's fucking awesome.

00:24:15.000 What about Billy Bragg, Levi Stubbs, tears?

00:24:18.000 No, that's an English guy.

00:24:20.000 This is St. Patrick's Day.

00:24:23.000 So, I don't know why you would ever suggest something so retarded.

00:24:27.000 It's in the notes.

00:24:28.000 I wanted to talk about a couple things, but this video Millennial Millie put out.

00:24:35.000 She's an Infowars chick.

00:24:36.000 I think she has her own shit now.

00:24:38.000 Why are right-wing people so nomadic?

00:24:42.000 Yeah.

00:24:43.000 Like, Ezra couldn't keep Lauren Southern, me, who else?

00:24:49.000 Faith Goldie.

00:24:53.000 Tommy?

00:24:54.000 Tommy Robinson.

00:24:55.000 That's four.

00:24:56.000 He lost.

00:24:57.000 And Jack Pesobix, oh, is it a new thing?

00:24:57.000 Laura?

00:25:01.000 Laura Loomer.

00:25:02.000 Avi Yamini, he's kind of on his own.

00:25:03.000 Oh, Laura Loomer was with Rebel too, wasn't she?

00:25:06.000 Yeah.

00:25:08.000 Is Avi Yamini still with Tommy Robinson?

00:25:10.000 And then Tommy Robinson is at Infowars and then Millie seems to be on her own here, Modern Millie.

00:25:15.000 Anyway, go back to the beginning.

00:25:16.000 That's just an interesting part.

00:25:18.000 I would have time stamped it.

00:25:23.000 This is Millie Weaver.

00:25:24.000 We are here in Jefferson, Missouri, where at the Capitol, a law is going to be heard which will allow parental consent boards to decide whether or not they want to allow drag queen story hours at their public libraries.

00:25:39.000 Now, we've talked about this before.

00:25:41.000 A. Kids aren't being bullied for being gay, so you don't have to normalize gayness to them.

00:25:47.000 They don't give a shit.

00:25:48.000 And B, you've chosen the weirdest possible gays.

00:25:52.000 Drag queens, I remember drag queens.

00:25:54.000 We used to go to gay bars all the time to pick up girls because fag hags tend to be sluts.

00:26:01.000 There's trannies and there's drag queens.

00:26:03.000 And they mix quite a bit.

00:26:05.000 But one thing I remember about drag queens and trannies is they were fucking violent because I guess they had to fight a lot and they dated drug dealers and thugs.

00:26:12.000 So they're always taking their shoes off and finding they were good fighters too.

00:26:16.000 A drag queen will throw you through a window.

00:26:18.000 Pause this.

00:26:18.000 Wait, stop.

00:26:21.000 But everyone avoided them.

00:26:22.000 Like you'd see trannies dancing at a rave thing.

00:26:25.000 It was called the black and blue in Montreal.

00:26:27.000 And they'd like be puking and slipping and falling in their puke.

00:26:30.000 And it was just like, whoa.

00:26:31.000 Those are like the fucking scary junkies of the scene.

00:26:34.000 They're all doing meth and fucking for three days straight.

00:26:37.000 That's why they're dying.

00:26:38.000 It's not hate that's killing them.

00:26:40.000 It's meth.

00:26:41.000 They're fucking each other to death, literally.

00:26:47.000 So as Millie points out in this video, why are you choosing like the weirdest gay shit to represent gays?

00:26:54.000 It's under the guise of preventing bullying, but you'd have to be a complete fucking retard to believe that.

00:27:00.000 It's about normalizing homosexuality and encouraging more homosexuals.

00:27:08.000 And by the way, at its most sinister, it potentially could be grooming.

00:27:14.000 It's the most appealing to kids because it's colorful and cartoonish.

00:27:14.000 Yeah.

00:27:18.000 And if I can make kids totally comfortable with this, maybe I can fuck them.

00:27:18.000 Right.

00:27:22.000 Yeah, they like kids a little too much.

00:27:26.000 Girl, yes.

00:27:27.000 Why do you care about kids?

00:27:28.000 Yeah, they're tremendously boring.

00:27:32.000 It's like when I see someone that's a coach and their kid isn't on the team, I'm like, what are you coaching this team for?

00:27:37.000 Oh, I see.

00:27:38.000 Or Boy Scout leaders.

00:27:40.000 Why would you be a Boy Scout leader if you didn't have kids?

00:27:43.000 And even then, if your kids weren't at the thing.

00:27:47.000 Wait, pause.

00:27:48.000 I offered, by the way, to coach kids boxing because my son goes.

00:27:48.000 That was crazy.

00:27:52.000 And he goes, okay, so it's Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays.

00:27:55.000 And I was like, oh, no.

00:27:57.000 Just my kids, sesh.

00:27:59.000 And he goes, well, we do two three times a week.

00:28:01.000 That's six.

00:28:02.000 You're doing one-sixth of the work?

00:28:04.000 And I was like, yeah, that's all.

00:28:05.000 I don't want to get involved in other people's kids.

00:28:08.000 Yeah, that's too much.

00:28:09.000 I don't have time for that.

00:28:11.000 He's like, well, then you're of no use to me, sir.

00:28:14.000 Moron?

00:28:16.000 Drag protests.

00:28:17.000 I have to add a disclaimer.

00:28:19.000 In no way is the video you're about to see anti-LGBTQ and meant to attack their community.

00:28:25.000 This is merely a way to ask a valid question, which is, why are children being exposed to an adult sexualized lifestyle?

00:28:36.000 The sisters of Premier.

00:28:37.000 Whoa, whoa, go back.

00:28:40.000 We want your kids?

00:28:43.000 What does that whole sign say?

00:28:44.000 ...and meant to attack their community.

00:28:47.000 This is merely a way to ask a valid question, which is...

00:28:52.000 What a dude?

00:28:57.000 We want your kids.

00:28:58.000 That's all it says.

00:28:59.000 The rest of it's cut off.

00:29:00.000 Thank you, Ryan.

00:29:02.000 I own eyeballs, and they're installed.

00:29:04.000 Just in case you thought it was zoomed in.

00:29:07.000 No, it is.

00:29:07.000 It's crossed.

00:29:08.000 Sisters of perpetual indulgence defy all expectation with their unapologetic brand of humor.

00:29:14.000 Our appearances as canvases.

00:29:16.000 Sister vicious power hungry bitch.

00:29:18.000 Like, I, yeah, and also, drag queens, like, they are, it's a super extreme, horny, sex thing.

00:29:25.000 Now, I have my own theory about them.

00:29:26.000 I think it's very weird to be gay.

00:29:29.000 I mean, technically, it is weird, right?

00:29:31.000 So it must haunt you constantly to see women with working genitalia where the penis goes in the vagina and you're like, I get it in my butt.

00:29:38.000 It fucking hurts.

00:29:38.000 And my anus looks like a baby yawning.

00:29:41.000 I wish I could have all the parts and look like a lady.

00:29:44.000 Like they seem to have it together.

00:29:46.000 And then they get mad at themselves.

00:29:47.000 And they go, stop thinking about that all the time.

00:29:50.000 And then they go, I'm going to make fun of my own compulsion to be a woman.

00:29:54.000 So then they're like, I'm a lady.

00:29:56.000 And they do this comical exaggeration, which is essentially a Sambo thing.

00:30:01.000 I don't know why feminists are okay with drag queens, but not okay with Sambos.

00:30:05.000 You're exaggerating females, female characteristics.

00:30:09.000 You're lampooning female characteristics.

00:30:12.000 It's one of the oldest Sambos.

00:30:13.000 It is the Odist Simbo.

00:30:17.000 Didn't the guy make us a shirt of that?

00:30:20.000 Maybe.

00:30:21.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:21.000 No, he made us a shirt.

00:30:23.000 I sent it to you yesterday, and it's a drummer, and it's like a Zildjian symbols kind of a thing, but they're called Odest, and it's a type of symbo you can get on a drum kit.

00:30:37.000 Now you're just going through every single letter ever?

00:30:41.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:30:41.000 Oh, okay.

00:30:43.000 That's amazing.

00:30:44.000 Show that.

00:30:47.000 Odess symbos.

00:30:50.000 That is unbelievable.

00:30:55.000 Maybe we should make a sticker of that.

00:30:56.000 Look at his little arms.

00:31:01.000 Bless you, sir.

00:31:03.000 Oh, this is the shirt.

00:31:04.000 So yeah, come on.

00:31:05.000 Like, here's how you, here's how the only argument you could make for this would be to have a gay like Chadwick Moore go up there, read a story.

00:31:14.000 Hey, kids, and then the clock struck 10.

00:31:17.000 And then later, the teacher said, you know that guy who read to you?

00:31:21.000 He was gay.

00:31:21.000 Yeah?

00:31:23.000 Yeah.

00:31:23.000 What?

00:31:24.000 Oh, that's a great idea.

00:31:25.000 Gays are normal people.

00:31:27.000 Oh, shit.

00:31:28.000 Thanks for the heads up.

00:31:29.000 Is this telling you that gays are normal people?

00:31:32.000 Sister Mary Peter.

00:31:34.000 And they always have sex names.

00:31:36.000 They're the fucking disgusting drug addict whores of the gay community.

00:31:41.000 And conservative gays are freaked out by them.

00:31:43.000 Even normal gays have often said to me, I don't like drag queens.

00:31:48.000 I don't get it.

00:31:49.000 Like when they go on stage, they're just lip-syncing a song.

00:31:52.000 It's not a talent.

00:31:54.000 The song is playing and they're just like, they're just fucking drunk whores.

00:32:03.000 That's what they are.

00:32:04.000 They're like club kids.

00:32:05.000 It's not every day you see a man in a nun's habit with clown makeup on.

00:32:12.000 Hey, what are you guys out here for?

00:32:13.000 Who are you?

00:32:14.000 I'm Millie.

00:32:15.000 Nice to meet you.

00:32:16.000 Millie from Millennium Millie on YouTube.

00:32:19.000 Just pause.

00:32:20.000 You know why she's doing that?

00:32:21.000 You know why liberals always do that?

00:32:22.000 They go, who are you?

00:32:23.000 Who are you with?

00:32:25.000 Because when they report on us, they always frame us.

00:32:28.000 Like CBS just tried to frame Nick Fuentes for this, the extremist next door feature.

00:32:34.000 And he said, when they asked if he'd be interested in doing an interview, he said, fuck you, parasite.

00:32:39.000 Real nice.

00:32:40.000 And then they even included that in their piece.

00:32:40.000 Yeah.

00:32:43.000 This is how they talk to us sweet reporters in their hit piece where they called everyone right of fucking me, a full-blown white nationalist Nazi.

00:32:53.000 So they assume that we do the same shit to them.

00:32:56.000 That's why the left talks about how unsafe they'll be and how violent we are and how we don't want trans people to exist.

00:33:05.000 You ever heard that?

00:33:06.000 And you go, what?

00:33:07.000 I don't want to kill trans people.

00:33:08.000 I don't have time.

00:33:09.000 I'm not interested.

00:33:11.000 I don't need to murder anyone.

00:33:14.000 The reason they talk like that is because they want us dead.

00:33:17.000 And we saw that with the Bernie bros that James O'Keefe lampooned, who were talking unflinchingly about gulags, about sending us on gulags and re-education camps to learn how to not be a fucking Nazi.

00:33:33.000 See, they make learning cool.

00:33:34.000 They add the F word.

00:33:37.000 Are you guys out here for the affiliate?

00:33:39.000 Are you a Fred Armison character?

00:33:41.000 What affiliation are you with?

00:33:43.000 I'm Millennial Miller.

00:33:45.000 Yeah, I'm just asking what you guys are doing out here.

00:33:47.000 I do have a press pass.

00:33:48.000 Okay, can I see it?

00:33:49.000 I don't have it on me at the moment.

00:33:51.000 That sucks.

00:33:52.000 We're out here in the public.

00:33:53.000 We need a press pass.

00:33:54.000 I understand that.

00:33:55.000 So why are you guys out here protesting for the drag queen story time?

00:33:58.000 We're not protesting.

00:34:00.000 We're not protesters.

00:34:02.000 Check out our Facebook page.

00:34:02.000 Okay.

00:34:03.000 Why is you thinking called drag queen protesting?

00:34:06.000 At home.

00:34:07.000 What are you guys doing?

00:34:09.000 If you don't know, you're not much of a journalist.

00:34:09.000 You know what?

00:34:13.000 So why don't you find your press pass, bring it back and share it with her?

00:34:17.000 Well, it said that there was going to be a drag protest today.

00:34:20.000 It was going to be to protect drag queen story time.

00:34:24.000 Okay.

00:34:25.000 I have no idea who you are.

00:34:27.000 Other than, you know.

00:34:28.000 Oh, this is so weird.

00:34:30.000 Goodbye.

00:34:30.000 Watch out.

00:34:32.000 Oh, excuse you.

00:34:33.000 Watch out.

00:34:34.000 God.

00:34:36.000 Oh, excuse you.

00:34:38.000 Watch out.

00:34:40.000 God.

00:34:43.000 Is that the weirdest gesture ever?

00:34:43.000 Should she just listen to me?

00:34:46.000 They keep doing this in the video.

00:34:48.000 Like, do you want to fight?

00:34:49.000 We can fight.

00:34:50.000 But just touching my shoulder with your shoulder in a not remotely painful way, that's almost affection.

00:34:56.000 Yeah.

00:34:57.000 Thank you for that.

00:34:58.000 Yeah, it's like a side hug.

00:35:00.000 I'm sorry I tripped her.

00:35:00.000 I'm sorry.

00:35:01.000 Excuse you.

00:35:03.000 Watch how.

00:35:05.000 I'm just trying to move this.

00:35:06.000 I'm sorry.

00:35:07.000 I didn't know that.

00:35:09.000 This is not the first time I've seen people do that before.

00:35:12.000 So I'm like really tired.

00:35:14.000 So do you guys think that it's okay for there to be a story?

00:35:17.000 You got so weak and passive-aggressive.

00:35:20.000 This is how women fight.

00:35:21.000 They pretend they trip.

00:35:24.000 Oh, by the way, just pause.

00:35:27.000 I've been getting crazy notifications from YouTube today.

00:35:30.000 I think they're going to shut me down.

00:35:32.000 I got about five notifications from four in the morning to six in the morning or something.

00:35:38.000 And I sent you those.

00:35:40.000 Oh, the screenshots, yep.

00:35:41.000 And one of them was like, who told women they could fight or something?

00:35:44.000 All normal shit.

00:35:46.000 It's dangerous to minors.

00:35:48.000 So I now have one strike of three.

00:35:52.000 Sex and nudity policy.

00:35:53.000 You know what the sex is?

00:35:55.000 I don't know what volcano vaporizer.

00:35:57.000 That's when I inhaled pot out of a vaporizer.

00:35:59.000 I don't remember what that was, but there was no, I've never, I don't put sex on.

00:36:04.000 But one of the ones that got shut down was, I bet my brother $100 he wouldn't go into a river in the middle of December.

00:36:09.000 All right.

00:36:10.000 Nude.

00:36:10.000 So he's covering his dick, but for a second, you can see his butt as he goes into the water.

00:36:14.000 Yeah, that's real sexual.

00:36:17.000 So my days are numbered here.

00:36:18.000 Look at this.

00:36:20.000 Pouring in.

00:36:22.000 You know, there's, I know why, Stix Hexenhammer actually covered it, but they put out a tweet, which is as follows.

00:36:29.000 As COVID-19 evolves, we're doing our best to support those who watch, create, and make a living on YouTube.

00:36:34.000 Many of us here and extended workforce are unable to work as usual, so we're reducing staff in order to certain offices, in certain offices, causing some disruptions.

00:36:42.000 Then they say this.

00:36:43.000 With fewer people to review content, our automated systems will be stepping in to keep YouTube safe.

00:36:48.000 More videos will be removed more than normal this time during this time, including content that does not violate our community guidelines.

00:36:55.000 We know this will all be hard for you.

00:36:56.000 So this is a robot doing this to me?

00:36:59.000 Yes.

00:37:00.000 I guess because it had volcano vaporizer and the other one had skinny dip or something?

00:37:04.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:37:05.000 The one with my brother was called Skinny Dip.

00:37:07.000 You're not allowed to have miscellaneating titles like 10 Reasons I Hate the Goddamn Motherfucking Jews.

00:37:13.000 Right.

00:37:14.000 Even my, when all that shit was happening with my neighbors, they brought that up as an example.

00:37:18.000 And I go, the title is 10 things I hate about the goddamn motherfucking Jews.

00:37:24.000 Has it not occurred to you that that might be satirical?

00:37:27.000 Have you ever seen another title like that before?

00:37:32.000 Like, is that one of the many articles you've read recently about why Jews are horrible pieces of shit?

00:37:38.000 No.

00:37:39.000 You've never heard of that before.

00:37:41.000 So it's incongruous.

00:37:43.000 And maybe it's incongruous on purpose?

00:37:46.000 Perchance?

00:37:47.000 Anyway, let's get back to Millie and her.

00:37:49.000 Excuse you?

00:37:52.000 Oh, I love this part.

00:37:52.000 This protest.

00:37:53.000 Stop, stop.

00:37:54.000 So these dykes, including one gay guy with long hair, assume that when they walk up, because they take pictures of themselves with like pink baseball bats and stuff, going, we're about to fuck you up.

00:38:06.000 And then their friends go, whoa, I wouldn't want to be around you.

00:38:10.000 So they actually think that they are Chuck Zito and we're shitting our pants when they show up.

00:38:16.000 And then she just stands there and they realize, oh, I'm just a fat, ugly dyke.

00:38:22.000 Look at that.

00:38:23.000 Bonk.

00:38:24.000 Were you guys out here for the drive?

00:38:26.000 Since they're violent, they just bonk you with their shoulders.

00:38:30.000 Look at her.

00:38:31.000 They think they're like the guardian angels.

00:38:33.000 Look at them.

00:38:35.000 We're security.

00:38:36.000 What is that?

00:38:38.000 Why do you think parents are just repositioning themselves?

00:38:41.000 It's based on the myth that there's gay bashing going on all over the place.

00:38:45.000 Oh, yeah, you don't think there's gay bashing?

00:38:47.000 What about Matthew Shepard?

00:38:49.000 What about Stonewall?

00:38:51.000 Matthew Shepard was a meth head fag who got in a fight with other meth head fags and their dealer crucified him on a fence and killed him because they were high out of their fucking minds and he owed them money.

00:39:05.000 It was a drug deal, gone bad, had nothing to do with homosexuality.

00:39:09.000 And Stonewall, first of all, that was half a century ago, 1969.

00:39:17.000 And that bar was selling illegal liquor.

00:39:21.000 The mafia was selling bars liquor, and the local cops were cracking down on it.

00:39:28.000 And for some reason, gay bars tend to be more lawless than other bars.

00:39:32.000 They tend to work with the mafia more.

00:39:33.000 So the mafia focused their fake booze, not their fake booze, but their illegal booze funneling through gay bars.

00:39:39.000 And so when the cops went to bust it, the gays went bananas and started beating the shit out of everyone.

00:39:45.000 That had nothing to do with homophobia either.

00:39:48.000 And it was half a century ago.

00:39:50.000 So these guys are living in this crazy past.

00:39:53.000 We see the same shit with racism.

00:39:55.000 And everyone assumes it's the 1950s and they want to be freedom riders and go coast to coast saying blacks are allowed to eat in diners.

00:40:04.000 Like that ridiculous, we got to do a green screen of this.

00:40:06.000 That ridiculous video of disfigured people saying we need the right to walk down the street without being told that we're ugly as shit.

00:40:15.000 Can you imagine in a million years seeing a disfigured person and going, nice fucking face, you weird freak piece of shit.

00:40:15.000 What?

00:40:30.000 Like seeing a guy in a wheelchair.

00:40:31.000 You can't even walk.

00:40:33.000 Your legs look like little fucking Muppet legs because the muscles haven't been used.

00:40:38.000 Hey, nice burn on your face.

00:40:40.000 Would you burn your face?

00:40:42.000 Fucking idiot.

00:40:45.000 I don't even do that with people who are half Japanese.

00:40:48.000 What, are you tired or something?

00:40:50.000 Are you stoned?

00:40:51.000 It's with your weird epicanthic folds.

00:40:55.000 The symbols.

00:40:58.000 Here's another total side.

00:40:59.000 You know Steven, what's his name?

00:41:03.000 Abracadabra?

00:41:04.000 Steve Miller.

00:41:05.000 Steve Miller.

00:41:07.000 I think he was a Freedom Rider.

00:41:09.000 Look that up.

00:41:10.000 Steve Miller, Freedom Rider.

00:41:13.000 He was going coast to coast in the 50s saying blacks should be able to eat here.

00:41:19.000 I heard him say that in an interview, and I thought, are you just being metaphorical?

00:41:23.000 Was it Steve Winwood?

00:41:25.000 Because he has a song called Freedom Rider.

00:41:27.000 No.

00:41:27.000 But talks back.

00:41:30.000 Maybe he doesn't.

00:41:31.000 He's so cool, he just doesn't talk about it.

00:41:33.000 Yeah, we fought a bunch.

00:41:34.000 No, there you go.

00:41:35.000 Steve Miller reveals the tales behind his 10 ultimate hits.

00:41:37.000 I had been a freedom rider in the civil rights campaign, then I got involved with the Vietnam War demonstrations.

00:41:42.000 That's the only kind of anti-racist I take seriously.

00:41:42.000 Okay.

00:41:46.000 Someone who was there when racism was a thing and fought against it.

00:41:50.000 You got me.

00:41:51.000 Cool.

00:41:52.000 You're literally cool.

00:41:55.000 But everyone else, like these clowns, they think they're freedom riders because they're preventing Millie Weaver, a tiny little 25-year-old girl from asking questions?

00:42:07.000 That's the song Living in the USA.

00:42:09.000 Huh.

00:42:10.000 1968.

00:42:11.000 He's a really cool guy.

00:42:12.000 I hate his music.

00:42:13.000 I love.

00:42:14.000 I know.

00:42:14.000 You love everything shitty.

00:42:17.000 I hate every song you like.

00:42:18.000 Abracadaba rules.

00:42:20.000 What was the one you said was really cool the other day?

00:42:22.000 LaBouche?

00:42:23.000 Or it's like be my lover.

00:42:26.000 Yeah.

00:42:28.000 It's a time and place thing.

00:42:29.000 I don't like that song.

00:42:31.000 It popped up in Taco Bell so much.

00:42:33.000 I hope you die.

00:42:34.000 It's a memory of you.

00:42:34.000 I hope you have Lyme.

00:42:36.000 Because then you'll have crippling pain.

00:42:38.000 And that's what I want to happen to your musical taste.

00:42:40.000 I want it to hurt.

00:42:42.000 My back doesn't hurt as much anymore.

00:42:43.000 My neck.

00:42:44.000 I want you to suffer.

00:42:45.000 Because if you suffer, your musical taste is in your head.

00:42:49.000 Right.

00:42:49.000 So your musical taste is suffering.

00:42:51.000 It's like somehow the enzymes that like those songs, they're being attacked by the Lyme.

00:42:57.000 Maybe it'll want to get in and hurt you.

00:42:59.000 I want to pour bleach in your spine.

00:43:01.000 But to cure it, right?

00:43:02.000 No.

00:43:03.000 Not like a fever purges.

00:43:04.000 There's no interest in helping you.

00:43:06.000 I want you to suffer.

00:43:08.000 Like I, your musical taste is so bad that I would like to put a finger, one of your fingers in a vice and just slowly twist until you're like, ow, oh, Jesus.

00:43:17.000 No, no, that's actually, that actually really hurts.

00:43:19.000 And then just do like another quarter turn.

00:43:22.000 That's it?

00:43:23.000 Yeah, I guess that's fair.

00:43:24.000 Your finger wouldn't break, but it would be sprained.

00:43:31.000 You look like Jim Goad.

00:43:33.000 Me?

00:43:33.000 Yeah, I just realized now he always does this thing with his mouth.

00:43:36.000 Oh, yeah, he does.

00:43:38.000 All right, let's get back to Millie.

00:43:40.000 Vanilli, another great band?

00:43:43.000 Because this goes on and on.

00:43:44.000 Look at that trans dude.

00:43:46.000 He's like the biggest badass in the gang, but now here in real life, he's a fucking clown.

00:43:52.000 You're just harassing these peaceful people here.

00:43:55.000 How do you think parents are harassing him?

00:43:57.000 Look, this is great.

00:43:58.000 Look at this.

00:43:59.000 Deadpool skirt coming up.

00:44:03.000 Look at him.

00:44:04.000 Oh, you're going to come and assault me?

00:44:06.000 Just walks before.

00:44:09.000 Do you think parents might be just as objective?

00:44:10.000 He just brushed him with his shoulder.

00:44:12.000 Like, it happens to us every day on the fucking New York City subways.

00:44:16.000 Why do you guys believe that parents are objective to us?

00:44:22.000 Yeah, let's fight.

00:44:24.000 I'll fight all of you.

00:44:25.000 You got your Irish up?

00:44:27.000 I just want to know why do you guys feel like really and truly this is a sincere question.

00:44:33.000 Why do you feel like that?

00:44:34.000 He's pretending to be busy.

00:44:35.000 Why do you guys feel like he stacks the water like that?

00:44:38.000 Oh, good.

00:44:39.000 Now the water's higher stacked.

00:44:41.000 that's more liable to fall over.

00:44:49.000 This protest looks like a drag.

00:44:50.000 If Drag Queen's story hour is so perfectly reasonable, why can't anyone defend it?

00:44:55.000 I mean, do you guys really think it's important to be reading stories to children?

00:45:02.000 Can I see you, please?

00:45:04.000 Can I see you?

00:45:08.000 I don't have a press pass.

00:45:09.000 Do you have a press pass?

00:45:10.000 I am a member of the press.

00:45:12.000 Yes, I am.

00:45:13.000 I'm a member of the USPA United States Press Sensor.

00:45:16.000 You don't need a press pass, Dickweed.

00:45:20.000 Do you have a car?

00:45:21.000 All of this footage is assaulting me.

00:45:23.000 Me assaulting you?

00:45:24.000 Yeah, you assaulting me.

00:45:27.000 No, all of this is happening.

00:45:30.000 Me assaulting you?

00:45:31.000 Yeah, you assaulting me.

00:45:34.000 No, all of this is happening just because I'm not sure.

00:45:38.000 Could you dress worse?

00:45:42.000 Like, if you sat, if someone held a gun to my head and they said, draw the most ridiculous way you could possibly look, I go, oh, please don't shoot, please don't shoot.

00:45:49.000 What about a balding kind of a fake mohawk that's really thinning at the front?

00:45:54.000 And like a Deadpool hockey jersey?

00:45:56.000 Wait a minute, I'm not done.

00:45:57.000 I'm not done.

00:45:57.000 And then a red and black striped like go-go skirt, like maybe the 50s chicks would wear.

00:46:03.000 And then like a weird square pin of, I don't know, Celine Dion.

00:46:07.000 And then some red sneakers or something.

00:46:10.000 And then sunglasses and some facial piercings.

00:46:12.000 And then gigantic pink claw nail extensions.

00:46:18.000 And then the guy with the gun would go, wow, you're fucking good at this, dude.

00:46:22.000 And just goes, I am sorry for pointing.

00:46:26.000 Sorry for the inconvenience.

00:46:27.000 Later.

00:46:28.000 I'm a dick.

00:46:30.000 I've met my match.

00:46:36.000 Oh my God, wait a minute.

00:46:37.000 Wouldn't that be funny if you carried a gun and you knew you were going to kill yourself and you were just waiting for the right time?

00:46:43.000 And then you waited for some opportunity like, oh, God damn it, Barbara's here.

00:46:53.000 If she talks to me, I'm going to fucking lose it.

00:46:56.000 She's so boring.

00:46:58.000 And then she sits down next to you and everyone's like, uh-oh, Gavin hates her.

00:47:02.000 She's like, so today in one of my classes, my students were and I just went, oh, fuck it.

00:47:12.000 Somebody needs to take jokes literally that far.

00:47:14.000 You are considering suicide and we don't want you to kill yourself.

00:47:18.000 There's always a reason to live in.

00:47:20.000 You child, things are going to get easier.

00:47:24.000 Things are going to get easier.

00:47:25.000 However, if there's no hope in Hades of you changing your mind, say you have terminal cancer.

00:47:30.000 Actually, wait a minute.

00:47:31.000 If you have terminal cancer, I mean, you want to sit there getting chemo and suffering?

00:47:37.000 Or would you rather go into Blaze of Glory?

00:47:39.000 If you're looking for ideas.

00:47:41.000 You could be a drag or you can make people smile.

00:47:43.000 I happen to have a pretty good one.

00:47:46.000 Just carry an illegal gun in your pocket and wait for something like, hey, everyone.

00:47:52.000 Guess what?

00:47:53.000 We're having a drag queen story hour in the bar.

00:47:56.000 And you're like, I'm out.

00:48:01.000 Or please do not play Super Tramp.

00:48:03.000 Oh, it's just one song.

00:48:05.000 I swear to God, you're going to regret it if you play Super Tramp.

00:48:07.000 Come on.

00:48:08.000 It's Breakfast in America.

00:48:09.000 It's a great album.

00:48:10.000 And then he puts it on.

00:48:11.000 You just go, fuck you.

00:48:16.000 Wow.

00:48:17.000 Holy shit.

00:48:18.000 That would be funny.

00:48:19.000 That's sort of like that guy who stole the plane.

00:48:21.000 That's a hero.

00:48:22.000 Yes.

00:48:22.000 And he just wasn't particularly suicidal.

00:48:25.000 He just thought, I'm going to steal a plane, do some loop-de-loops, and die.

00:48:27.000 Sky King.

00:48:28.000 Peace out, guys.

00:48:30.000 I actually found that profoundly sad.

00:48:32.000 That is a hero.

00:48:32.000 Shouldn't have brought reality into this.

00:48:34.000 Sky King.

00:48:36.000 No, so go back to Millennial Millie because this is the gift that keeps on giving.

00:48:40.000 I should have done a whole green screen on it.

00:48:41.000 It goes on for 25 minutes.

00:48:44.000 all of this is happening just because I'm asking very basic questions.

00:48:48.000 You are contributing with your That's like saying strippers are the same as heterosexual women.

00:48:55.000 We're making them adult entertainers.

00:48:56.000 They're not an adult entertainers.

00:48:57.000 They say how they're named Cunt.

00:48:58.000 They're not going to be adult entertainers.

00:49:00.000 There are drag queens that do Story Hour.

00:49:03.000 There are humans that do reporting.

00:49:06.000 There are humans that do police work.

00:49:07.000 There are humans that do teaching.

00:49:09.000 People have different jobs and different roles.

00:49:12.000 So it's a job.

00:49:12.000 It's not a person.

00:49:13.000 It's not a type of person.

00:49:15.000 It's part of our community and you battling on with hate speech, anti-LGBTQ stuff kills.

00:49:20.000 Look at the Washington University study.

00:49:22.000 When you spread this misinformation, the sexualization of our community, because statistically, and research shows...

00:49:29.000 The sexualization of our...

00:49:34.000 You're defining yourself by the fact that you fuck in the butt.

00:49:38.000 And what are they all doing?

00:49:39.000 They're just tearing apart their own.

00:49:41.000 No, no, because she was there asking questions, they shut the whole thing down.

00:49:45.000 Dude, yeah, they're taking away their shitty tape.

00:49:47.000 They tried beating her up by going, bunk.

00:49:50.000 That didn't work.

00:49:51.000 They tried to push the camera down the well.

00:49:52.000 Well, I've touched, I've rubbed her shoulder twice.

00:49:54.000 We've rubbed shoulders twice.

00:49:56.000 She's invincible.

00:49:57.000 She wins.

00:49:59.000 She's four.

00:50:01.000 Statistically and research shows that y'all get turned on by LGBTQ, and that's why you sexualize.

00:50:05.000 Go look at it.

00:50:07.000 I don't believe you.

00:50:08.000 I don't believe your survey.

00:50:10.000 I'm not going to look it up because I don't give a shit about what you say, but I guarantee you that that myth that people who have a problem with LGBT secretly sexualize them is probably based on like one or two anecdotal cases where the guy was a closeted fag.

00:50:25.000 And we're very familiar with those, by the way.

00:50:28.000 But the first part where she says your myths about sexualizing Drag Queen Story Hour, it's not a myth.

00:50:36.000 And Millie goes on to show it in this video.

00:50:38.000 It's clearly stated.

00:50:40.000 And secondly, come on, brain, don't let me down.

00:50:48.000 I have a looking on you.

00:50:49.000 You're my best friend.

00:50:51.000 Why are you going blank when I'm on fucking TV?

00:50:55.000 Mikey!

00:50:57.000 Oh, yeah.

00:50:58.000 Come on, man.

00:50:59.000 Mikey.

00:51:01.000 That's how I talk to my brain.

00:51:03.000 It's a good deal.

00:51:05.000 Come on.

00:51:07.000 I'm sweating my balls off in here, brain.

00:51:09.000 No, secondly, the violence is a myth.

00:51:12.000 The gay bashing thing is a fucking myth.

00:51:14.000 You trannies are dating drug dealers.

00:51:17.000 You're in a violent situation.

00:51:19.000 You know who else gets killed a lot?

00:51:21.000 The girlfriends of major drug kingpins.

00:51:25.000 You're in that world.

00:51:26.000 Guys, delivery guys in the drug world.

00:51:29.000 There's a lot of death associated with either drug addiction, drug selling.

00:51:34.000 Sorry, that's the name of the game.

00:51:36.000 Or else everyone would do it, right?

00:51:39.000 Facts aren't attacks.

00:51:39.000 Studies.

00:51:41.000 It's not insane.

00:51:42.000 Facts aren't attacks.

00:51:43.000 Facts are.

00:51:44.000 I think they could use this as a way to be victimized too.

00:51:46.000 Be like, we have to shut our thing down.

00:51:48.000 By a white nationalist.

00:51:48.000 Yeah.

00:51:48.000 So.

00:51:51.000 White nationalist came to our thing and shut us down.

00:51:53.000 We're just trying to live.

00:51:54.000 We're just trying to promote literacy.

00:51:56.000 What?

00:51:57.000 How does, by the way, how does reading a kid a story promote literacy?

00:52:00.000 Right.

00:52:01.000 I want to read now.

00:52:02.000 A drag queen write a story once.

00:52:04.000 It's like a live-action cartoon.

00:52:05.000 Hey, Mom, I had such a good time at that drag queen story hour.

00:52:08.000 Can you get me some books?

00:52:10.000 I want to become a real bookworm now.

00:52:11.000 And a dress.

00:52:15.000 Real question.

00:52:16.000 I'm answering.

00:52:16.000 Okay, here.

00:52:17.000 Okay, so you just said that drag queen's absolutely kills.

00:52:25.000 Blood is on your hands.

00:52:26.000 Go get therapy.

00:52:27.000 She means rhetoric.

00:52:29.000 We haven't had any anti-LGBTQ rhetoric.

00:52:31.000 We're simply packing up.

00:52:34.000 And look how hard it is for them to pack up.

00:52:36.000 They're just folding a plastic sheet and it's like they're fucking curing cancer.

00:52:40.000 It takes about 10 guys.

00:52:42.000 Don't ignore the sweet and salty great value Walmart brand.

00:52:46.000 Hey, we're going to promote drag queen equality and have granola snacks.

00:52:51.000 Which hasn't she been carrying that around the whole time?

00:52:54.000 Shaking it around like a tambourine.

00:52:58.000 They're folding it like the American flag after a soldier passed on.

00:52:58.000 Look, they give up.

00:53:02.000 Why should we have drag queen stories?

00:53:04.000 If you don't want to talk to her, don't talk to her.

00:53:07.000 You have to shut down your whole thing.

00:53:10.000 Okay, so skip ahead.

00:53:12.000 She says, why did we have them with these little, what do you call those kind of kids?

00:53:16.000 Cherubs?

00:53:17.000 Yeah, with little cherubs everywhere.

00:53:19.000 So she asks a few people, what does this guy see?

00:53:21.000 Hold on a second.

00:53:25.000 And promoting literacy would be appropriate.

00:53:28.000 Okay, and promoting that lifestyle, that adult entertainment lifestyle.

00:53:32.000 Promoting literacy.

00:53:34.000 It doesn't matter who you are or what you're doing.

00:53:36.000 But do you think that parents would object to that?

00:53:38.000 Like, hey, let's have strippers come and have a stripper time story hour?

00:53:43.000 I think if you're promoting literacy, which is at the heart of it, I don't see where the issue is.

00:53:50.000 Okay, so would you think that that was okay?

00:53:53.000 I think anybody that's reading to children, promoting literacy, is okay.

00:53:59.000 Is she promoting that lifestyle?

00:54:02.000 I don't think so.

00:54:03.000 I don't know if that's a problem.

00:54:03.000 Why are you so worried about literacy?

00:54:05.000 I assume that you're also going to inner city schools.

00:54:08.000 That would not go well.

00:54:09.000 And you're saying, hey, black kids, you need to learn to read more.

00:54:20.000 This should be a painting.

00:54:21.000 Look at this.

00:54:24.000 But we're missing the one thing.

00:54:25.000 We've barely begun.

00:54:26.000 We're not going to show the whole thing, but.

00:54:28.000 Can it be maybe an LGBTQ story hour or a trans story hour?

00:54:33.000 Why does it need to be an adult entertainment lifestyle story hour?

00:54:38.000 Unfortunately, your attitude is bad.

00:54:40.000 You should just be a nice person.

00:54:41.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:54:42.000 I am being a nice person, you stupid homophobia.

00:54:45.000 There they go.

00:54:46.000 The drag queens go in a school bus.

00:54:48.000 Notice how, of all places, they chose to hold their drag queen story hour protest in front of these statues.

00:54:57.000 I mean, you literally have a man that's a centaur classic in front of Western sculpture.

00:55:04.000 Anyway, go forward a bit.

00:55:05.000 Because they have an after-party at a bar.

00:55:08.000 And she starts asking people there.

00:55:09.000 Really?

00:55:10.000 Yeah.

00:55:11.000 In Chicago.

00:55:12.000 Oh, wait, wait, show this, show this, show this.

00:55:15.000 They would say the entire name they have.

00:55:17.000 I've got it on my phone.

00:55:18.000 Wait, go back a little bit.

00:55:19.000 That was a really good point.

00:55:21.000 Usually, drag is a very sexualized adult entertainment show.

00:55:26.000 There are certain times, like the thing that just hugged him had her tits out.

00:55:32.000 I saw that, yeah, with pasties.

00:55:34.000 Yeah.

00:55:35.000 So what about, and it doesn't have to be associated with that.

00:55:39.000 It just, it's people expressing themselves.

00:55:43.000 Do you think adult entertainers with the names Cunty Hornet, Macy some Cox, do you think that people like that should be broadcasting their name and performing in front of little children?

00:55:54.000 I don't think that they would say the entire name.

00:55:57.000 They have.

00:55:58.000 I've got it on video.

00:55:59.000 Where's the video?

00:56:00.000 I actually do story time with Drive Queens in Chicago.

00:56:04.000 Right!

00:56:05.000 Guys, family programming.

00:56:08.000 Please welcome to the stage for Cunty Hornet.

00:56:14.000 It's up to my YouTube channel.

00:56:15.000 Cunty Horny.

00:56:17.000 No, it's Hornay, to be fair.

00:56:19.000 Yeah.

00:56:20.000 Were you with your kids earlier?

00:56:21.000 I get them on weekends, so I took them to see Cunty Horny.

00:56:21.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:56:26.000 On Millennial Millie.

00:56:28.000 Thank you.

00:56:28.000 Okay.

00:56:30.000 They had little kids performing there, doing drag, taking clothes off.

00:56:33.000 Not to nakedness, but taking clothes off.

00:56:36.000 And they also had drag queens.

00:56:39.000 These people honestly believe that someone's out to kill them because they can't hump in front of little kids.

00:56:46.000 Why is there a Muslim there?

00:56:48.000 Her dad's going to beat her.

00:56:53.000 I mean, do you think that this is appropriate behavior in front of children?

00:56:57.000 I grew up in the community and I grew up part of the world.

00:56:59.000 Okay, then that's female logic in a nutshell.

00:57:02.000 Well, I'm not a mass murderer and I grew up with two lesbian moms.

00:57:06.000 We're not talking about your lesbian moms.

00:57:08.000 Go forward to the black guy, though.

00:57:11.000 Okay.

00:57:12.000 I think let's eat healthy or not.

00:57:14.000 Whether that is see something.

00:57:18.000 Start zapping it around.

00:57:20.000 That's my child.

00:57:21.000 But do you really think it's appropriate to be having drag queen perform story times to children?

00:57:29.000 I grew up in this community from a very young age.

00:57:34.000 How were you conceived?

00:57:35.000 Yes.

00:57:35.000 You think a stripper story hour is appropriate for kids?

00:57:38.000 We're going in.

00:57:39.000 You look like your graceler.

00:57:42.000 I love how filming someone too is this new form of assault.

00:57:46.000 Like these people.

00:57:47.000 Remember when we were doing those interviews in DC and this guy comes up and with his camera and just goes like gotcha.

00:57:54.000 Hey, give my soul back.

00:57:58.000 Yeah, you want to ask a question?

00:57:59.000 Okay.

00:58:00.000 So do you think it would be appropriate?

00:58:02.000 Just pause.

00:58:03.000 You fuck Trannies in the butt, basically, is what we're getting from this guy.

00:58:08.000 Of a stripper story hour.

00:58:12.000 Adult entertainers.

00:58:14.000 Why not?

00:58:15.000 Why not?

00:58:16.000 I used to work at a strip club.

00:58:18.000 There were some good people.

00:58:18.000 So again, me.

00:58:21.000 Are you putting America first or are you putting you first?

00:58:25.000 This happened to me.

00:58:26.000 Therefore, it should be a pattern.

00:58:28.000 That's my me search.

00:58:30.000 I've done my me search.

00:58:31.000 What's your issue with the drag queen story, Aura?

00:58:33.000 Well, you see, drag queens are adult entertainers.

00:58:36.000 They typically perform at clubs.

00:58:38.000 I mean, drag queens will have names like Cunty Hornet, Macy Some Cox, Muffy Fish Basket.

00:58:44.000 It goes on.

00:58:45.000 They typically, she is with, yeah, they have all kinds of over-sexualized names.

00:58:50.000 Do you think that it's appropriate to have adult entertainers exposing their lifestyle to children?

00:58:57.000 I told you that I actually am on the fence.

00:59:01.000 So, you know, I'm a supporter.

00:59:02.000 In other words, I've never thought about it before.

00:59:04.000 I'm just here to fuck tranny of rights for everybody.

00:59:09.000 but this is something that personally, um, I'm quite unsure about myself.

00:59:14.000 Um, I feel that as a, as a black man, as a minority, I don't really have, Oh, First of all, he does his me search with saying I used to work at a strip club.

00:59:28.000 What?

00:59:28.000 I don't give a shit.

00:59:30.000 And now, as a black man, oh, now we all have to step back.

00:59:34.000 Now there's new authority to what he has to say.

00:59:37.000 I don't know what it's like to be a black man, so I better just stop criticizing you.

00:59:41.000 That nose ring is definitely like a, hey, I'm down.

00:59:44.000 Yeah.

00:59:45.000 No, he's on the DL.

00:59:46.000 A lot of leeway to give in terms of anyone losing any right to do anything.

00:59:52.000 The unfortunate situation.

00:59:54.000 Anyone losing any right to do anything?

00:59:56.000 Millie's right.

00:59:57.000 I don't want people stripping around little kids.

01:00:01.000 So there's an example.

01:00:04.000 Do you have one as well, sir?

01:00:06.000 But check out this unbelievable logic coming up.

01:00:08.000 And is that in this country, if you give an inch, then a mile is taken, right?

01:00:13.000 So right now, if the issue is to be able to lawfully ban drag queens, right, it's not a far stretch to say next week we're going to lawfully ban blacks or lawfully ban.

01:00:26.000 Lawfully bland?

01:00:28.000 Why?

01:00:30.000 No one's going to bland blacks.

01:00:32.000 What is he talking?

01:00:34.000 Like, what the fuck are you talking about?

01:00:36.000 You absolute 100 percent retard.

01:00:41.000 I don't want no Negroes reading stories to kids.

01:00:45.000 Can you imagine how you'd be received if you walked into a story hour?

01:00:48.000 There's some normal black guy just going, and then the clock struck.

01:00:52.000 Hey, yes.

01:00:53.000 Why is a Negro reading to kids?

01:00:55.000 We banned that.

01:00:57.000 What the fuck?

01:00:58.000 What universe?

01:00:59.000 All of these people are living in a bizarre universe where blacks might be banned tomorrow and gays aren't allowed to exist.

01:01:06.000 And you have to bully them by going.

01:01:11.000 Anyway, that's enough of that shit.

01:01:13.000 I just thought, when I saw him say that, he's still, maybe this is why they don't want to talk to people.

01:01:18.000 Because they know they're going to be exposed for being fucking boobs.

01:01:22.000 But I do want to get to that face video.

01:01:28.000 Where they're claiming that we don't accept them and they can't walk down the street safely.

01:01:33.000 Because there's a sinister subtext to such malarkey.

01:01:37.000 Hey, man.

01:01:45.000 You know when you see a severely disfigured person and you go, ha ha, you fucking bitch.

01:01:50.000 You shouldn't do that anymore.

01:01:53.000 Because it's really mean and it hurts their feelings.

01:01:55.000 So if someone was cursed with a horrible burn or some crippling disease that totally alters their face, don't mess with them and try to hurt them.

01:02:04.000 Like I assume everyone is doing right now, right?

01:02:07.000 Isn't that what happens?

01:02:08.000 When a burn victim walks down the street, everyone points and laughs.

01:02:11.000 Like this person, everyone goes, ha ha, you were in a severe burn and it affected your face permanently.

01:02:18.000 You're a bitch.

01:02:19.000 I don't like you because you were burned really severely.

01:02:24.000 Hi, hon. If I was you.

01:02:28.000 I'd kill myself.

01:02:29.000 Just pause.

01:02:29.000 Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:02:31.000 This is edited too fast.

01:02:32.000 It's a very short video.

01:02:33.000 Hi, hon. If I was you, I'd kill myself?

01:02:37.000 No one has ever said that to that woman.

01:02:40.000 Nobody at all.

01:02:41.000 Go a little farther.

01:02:44.000 Hon. If I was you.

01:02:45.000 I'd kill myself.

01:02:46.000 But stop, stop.

01:02:47.000 Okay, this guy is Mad Magazine.

01:02:49.000 But before that one, she just has whatever, Propecia.

01:02:53.000 Like I've known chicks.

01:02:55.000 The chicken awesome used to hang out with that Propecia.

01:02:57.000 Jamie.

01:02:58.000 And sometimes she'd wear a wig and sometimes she wouldn't.

01:03:00.000 No one gave a shit.

01:03:02.000 No one went up to a woman who could be a 10 with a wig and went, you should kill yourself.

01:03:07.000 I would if I was you.

01:03:08.000 What?

01:03:10.000 Now, maybe someone wasted out of their minds said something like that when they thought they were just thinking it or something like that.

01:03:20.000 Maybe there was it.

01:03:21.000 But that's an accident.

01:03:22.000 That's a verbal accident.

01:03:24.000 Now, maybe a kid said something.

01:03:27.000 Like an 11-year-old yelled something from a car.

01:03:30.000 You're going to have to develop slightly thicker blotched skin if you're doing infomercials about 11-year-olds yelling mean stuff to you.

01:03:37.000 This is like when people talk about comments and how they were saying this to me and that to me on YouTube and in the comments section.

01:03:44.000 In fact, that's in a Macklemore song.

01:03:46.000 Have you read the YouTube comments lately?

01:03:48.000 Yeah, I've read the YouTube comments from 11-year-olds.

01:03:52.000 Little tiny children are commenting on YouTube.

01:03:54.000 And these tweets you talk about where you're being bullied, they're from children.

01:03:59.000 Okay, no adult is bullying this fucking guy.

01:04:03.000 This is just a scam to get grant money.

01:04:06.000 I'd kill myself.

01:04:09.000 You ugly shit.

01:04:12.000 He's not even ugly.

01:04:13.000 He's severely disfigured.

01:04:16.000 I'm ugly.

01:04:17.000 Ugly is like when you think you're pretty, but you're off a bit.

01:04:22.000 That's ugly.

01:04:22.000 Freddie Mercury is an ugly guy.

01:04:26.000 But this person, he has a horrible disease where excess skin seems to grow out of his fucking face.

01:04:34.000 Who is making fun of him?

01:04:37.000 I assume that this isn't being broadcast to little kids and severely drunk people.

01:04:42.000 It's broadcast to people like me.

01:04:44.000 And you're accusing me of calling you ugly and saying you should kill yourself.

01:04:49.000 Fuck you.

01:04:50.000 This is insulting.

01:04:51.000 this is like that commercial where they have two people holding hands and it's their skeletons and then they come out and it's oh my god it's a someone with Down syndrome and their sister, and it says, love knows no boundaries.

01:05:04.000 And you're like, wait, you're accusing me of saying that retarded kids can't, or kids with Down syndrome, can't be loved by their sibling?

01:05:12.000 Who the fuck?

01:05:15.000 Fucking.

01:05:16.000 Such a shame about that birthmark.

01:05:18.000 Just pause.

01:05:19.000 It is a shame about that birthmark.

01:05:21.000 It takes up half your face.

01:05:23.000 It could have been here.

01:05:24.000 You would have been much better off.

01:05:27.000 You?

01:05:28.000 You don't look like a woman.

01:05:30.000 A face only a mother could love.

01:05:32.000 You don't look like a woman.

01:05:34.000 No one said that to her.

01:05:36.000 And it's weird to see bald women.

01:05:37.000 Sorry.

01:05:38.000 It's not common.

01:05:41.000 So maybe someone noticed it?

01:05:42.000 But no one thinks she's any less of anyone.

01:05:46.000 A face only a mother could love?

01:05:48.000 A face only a love bullshit on this.

01:05:51.000 Absolute bullshit.

01:05:52.000 No one said to her, you have a face only a mother could love.

01:05:55.000 Now, if you saw this comment on a video or something, I also call bullshit, or it's a kid.

01:06:02.000 This video is made for little kids.

01:06:04.000 Could love.

01:06:05.000 Who, by the way, would just see this and laugh.

01:06:09.000 You look like you've been run over by a tank.

01:06:11.000 That could be said in an endearing way.

01:06:14.000 Oh my God, that disease.

01:06:15.000 Can you see okay?

01:06:17.000 No, not really.

01:06:17.000 I can only see out this side.

01:06:19.000 Jesus.

01:06:19.000 It's almost like you've been run over by a tank.

01:06:22.000 Looks like you've been run over by a tank.

01:06:25.000 Two face.

01:06:26.000 No joke.

01:06:27.000 I literally just vomited in my mouth.

01:06:30.000 What is this poor woman doing in this video?

01:06:34.000 She's like a 5.8.

01:06:36.000 That's not that bad.

01:06:37.000 I'm like, without my money and fame, I'm only a six.

01:06:41.000 So I'm only 0.2 more attractive than her.

01:06:44.000 And people don't vomit in their mouths when they see me.

01:06:47.000 Like, I think they're reading the script.

01:06:49.000 She's reading the line of like the Alfred E. Newman melting man that we just saw.

01:06:54.000 But no, who's why is she in this?

01:06:56.000 Oh, her nose is slightly asymmetrical?

01:06:59.000 Is that why you're a freak?

01:07:00.000 You don't get to be with the freaks.

01:07:01.000 If I was a freak, I'd be pissed that she was in here with us.

01:07:04.000 What's she doing here?

01:07:05.000 She's a hot 5.8.

01:07:07.000 Is it contagious?

01:07:08.000 That's a.

01:07:09.000 Is that contagious?

01:07:12.000 He's a good actor.

01:07:13.000 Did you notice that?

01:07:14.000 He's got his whole acting thing down.

01:07:17.000 That's a valid question, by the way.

01:07:19.000 I see you've got your Halloween costume sorted.

01:07:22.000 Oh, no.

01:07:24.000 Someone allegedly made a stupid joke.

01:07:27.000 Is this the hell you live in every day?

01:07:30.000 Straight in your face.

01:07:31.000 No, wait a minute.

01:07:32.000 You can't.

01:07:33.000 Bull shit.

01:07:34.000 Bull shit.

01:07:36.000 No one says.

01:07:37.000 Is this like I got to give you tax money now because you made up insults that you got out of a joke book?

01:07:43.000 Quasimodo.

01:07:44.000 Freak.

01:07:44.000 Freddy Kruger.

01:07:45.000 Ugly.

01:07:46.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:07:55.000 He's more attractive than me.

01:07:57.000 This guy's like, well, without that weird eye, he'd be like an eight.

01:08:03.000 But because of it, and some chicks might even like it.

01:08:05.000 So you could argue that it adds points.

01:08:07.000 But I'm going to say clinically that it yanks him way down to a 7.5.

01:08:12.000 He's still 1.5 more attractive than me.

01:08:14.000 And people call the elephant man the elephant man.

01:08:18.000 The elephant man had cranial dysphlesia.

01:08:20.000 His whole entire skull was mangled beyond repair.

01:08:26.000 Elephant man, what a fuck.

01:08:27.000 How about liar man?

01:08:29.000 That's what you are.

01:08:30.000 You're a liar.

01:08:33.000 I thought elephants never forget.

01:08:34.000 Monster?

01:08:35.000 Not true.

01:08:37.000 You are ugly as every day we get abuse because of how we look.

01:08:44.000 Shit.

01:08:45.000 Why do people think that's okay?

01:08:47.000 They don't.

01:08:48.000 Nobody does.

01:08:49.000 Until every person that looks different is free to walk down the street.

01:08:53.000 Free to walk down the street?

01:08:55.000 What is this?

01:08:56.000 The 1400s?

01:08:57.000 People are throwing fruit at you when you walk.

01:09:00.000 Freak Quasimodo.

01:09:02.000 Shade in your face.

01:09:03.000 Oh no, you can't.

01:09:04.000 Elephant man.

01:09:06.000 What universe are these people living in?

01:09:08.000 Have you ever been outside?

01:09:09.000 Did you just assume this and you're a homebody?

01:09:13.000 Post online.

01:09:14.000 And live without fear.

01:09:15.000 Ah, join us.

01:09:16.000 Just pop.

01:09:17.000 Together.

01:09:20.000 Did you see what just happened there?

01:09:23.000 Walk down the street is the Trojan horse.

01:09:26.000 Post online is what this is about.

01:09:29.000 This is about the British government gaining more control on what you say.

01:09:35.000 And they are using this fake hype where people call him the elephant man and saying, I need to control Twitter, YouTube, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, in order to make sure that this severely disfigured man can walk down the street.

01:09:49.000 He's happy to hand them his face to use for their propaganda, which is disturbing.

01:09:54.000 And now we can silence someone like Tommy Robinson.

01:09:56.000 Now, if Tommy Robinson is talking about grooming gangs and Muslim pedophiles and making me as a politician look bad, because I'm the one that invited them in, I can remove that post under the guise of preventing bullying.

01:10:11.000 This is bullshit.

01:10:14.000 Bullying shit.

01:10:16.000 And live without fear.

01:10:18.000 Live without fear.

01:10:18.000 Join us.

01:10:19.000 Shut the fuck up.

01:10:20.000 Together, we can stop the hate.

01:10:23.000 The hate.

01:10:24.000 Changing faces for emotional support.

01:10:28.000 Right-wing people hate my face.

01:10:30.000 They call me lip shits.

01:10:33.000 And they throw things at me.

01:10:35.000 And I don't feel safe walking down the street.

01:10:37.000 So please censor right-wing people like Tommy Robinson.

01:10:40.000 got the hate.

01:10:41.000 Details.

01:10:50.000 Daydials.

01:10:51.000 It's a little bit of a joke.

01:10:52.000 I have a theory about Shane McGowan.

01:10:54.000 Who's that?

01:10:55.000 Lead singer at Pokes?

01:10:56.000 Yeah, he's not Irish.

01:10:57.000 I mean, he's Irish like I'm Irish, but I think he's faking his Irish accent.

01:11:02.000 He's a London boy.

01:11:03.000 He's a British kid with an Irish background.

01:11:06.000 And back in the 70s, it was seen as kind of brave to be unashamedly Irish.

01:11:11.000 Even today, you'll see English people going, I'm actually quite proud of my Irish heritage.

01:11:15.000 I'm Irish, true and true.

01:11:17.000 So he got so into it that he started exaggerating what may have been a dormant accent.

01:11:24.000 I bet he wasn't even born in fucking Ireland.

01:11:27.000 Look that up.

01:11:28.000 Let me see.

01:11:29.000 Born in Ireland.

01:11:34.000 This is my.

01:11:35.000 I also have another controversial theory.

01:11:37.000 I don't think Rosa Parks was black.

01:11:40.000 I think she was Indian.

01:11:42.000 And you know what I know?

01:11:44.000 You know what I'm basing it on?

01:11:45.000 What?

01:11:46.000 What she looks like?

01:11:47.000 There's no kink here.

01:11:48.000 Even Beyonce, no matter how much money you spend on your weave, you're going to have a kink here.

01:11:54.000 He was born in Pembury, Kent, UK.

01:11:57.000 Ah.

01:11:59.000 Top of the morning to you.

01:12:01.000 Born in Kent, were we, Shane?

01:12:04.000 What's with your Irish accent?

01:12:07.000 It's an affectation.

01:12:08.000 And all those songs you hear, and sweet Sally MacLennan, it's sort of like, you ever hear...

01:12:20.000 Yeah, like H.R. for the Bad Brains, who's from fucking DC.

01:12:24.000 He started doing a Jamaican accent in interviews, and you're like, duh, just because you have dreads doesn't mean your voice changes.

01:12:32.000 Fucking poser.

01:12:33.000 Whistling Wait, what were we going to say?

01:12:40.000 What?

01:12:42.000 Oh, yeah, Rosa Parks.

01:12:44.000 Yeah, Rosa Parks.

01:12:45.000 Crazy theory I have.

01:12:46.000 So the hairness...

01:12:49.000 I remember agreeing with you.

01:12:50.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:51.000 Your hair looks like a...

01:12:54.000 She's like a mulatto.

01:12:55.000 She's Indian.

01:12:57.000 She's like a Cherokee or something.

01:12:58.000 She's Indian, for sure.

01:13:00.000 Yeah, she's like a Cherokee or something.

01:13:03.000 But because she had black hair, they went, we can sell this.

01:13:07.000 Put her hair up, put a hat on her, and then give her some glasses.

01:13:11.000 And we'll just say she's very light-skinned.

01:13:13.000 None of her features actually look like she looks Dominican, possibly.

01:13:17.000 This is what Indians look like.

01:13:19.000 She's a Native American.

01:13:21.000 And they're allowed to sit at the front of the bus.

01:13:24.000 All right.

01:13:26.000 Let's hit the mailbag.

01:13:29.000 Ryan, shut up.

01:13:30.000 You don't have a dad.

01:13:33.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:13:39.000 Let me touch it.

01:13:41.000 So you're sending me shit to upload to YouTube, but I can't.

01:13:46.000 Oh, that's right.

01:13:47.000 What a damn shame.

01:13:56.000 Okay, I haven't read this yet.

01:13:58.000 So we're going on a brand new letter.

01:14:03.000 Hey, faggin.

01:14:04.000 All right, that's hurtful.

01:14:06.000 Right off the bat, that's rude.

01:14:07.000 Not that I have a problem with gays, but you know I'm not gay, so you're trying to say I'm something I'm not.

01:14:11.000 And you're using a derogatory term for homosexuals, fag.

01:14:16.000 And you're using it because it sounds like my name, faggin.

01:14:19.000 Which is terrible and mean.

01:14:21.000 And ricin.

01:14:22.000 All right, so now we have an Asian slight at you because Japanese people and Chinese and Asians in general tend to have a lot of rice in their diet.

01:14:31.000 So that's a stab at you.

01:14:34.000 This topic probably would have fit in well with your last show on Trap.

01:14:36.000 If you're interested, have a look at the newly created song from Space 150 Agency.

01:14:41.000 They used Travis Scott's disography and fed it through an AI algorithm to create this song.

01:14:47.000 Here it comes.

01:14:47.000 Sam is the hero next door.

01:14:50.000 Yeah!

01:14:52.000 No, that's different, you fuck tard.

01:14:55.000 What?

01:14:56.000 It sounds weirdly convincing, which just shows how generic modern music is.

01:15:01.000 This is in-touch music.

01:15:03.000 Got it.

01:15:05.000 A lot of people call you faggot.

01:15:06.000 I know you're talking trippy on my plane.

01:15:16.000 I just want your first leg.

01:15:19.000 I'm back to the shit and feel my pain.

01:15:23.000 You got a crew on top of my chain.

01:15:27.000 Wow, that's cool.

01:15:28.000 So AI made basically all of this?

01:15:33.000 They say I fucked the back and spike my brain.

01:15:37.000 I was the bitch on the play.

01:15:39.000 I know you got blame for that lag in the middle.

01:15:41.000 That's really cool.

01:15:43.000 Wow.

01:15:45.000 Read the topic.

01:15:46.000 London's burning.

01:15:46.000 We have a big issue with drill music in London, which is a form of grime.

01:15:49.000 The police have identified links with drill music and knife vounce in the UK, especially London.

01:15:53.000 I'm super pro-free speech, but where do we draw the line?

01:15:56.000 Love y'all.

01:15:57.000 Yeah, when I was there doing a documentary on grime for vice, they kept saying, they're saying the music's spawning.

01:16:03.000 It's not bawning.

01:16:04.000 And then as they were saying that, someone was being stabbed.

01:16:08.000 But no, we're never going to censor art on the off chance it leads to something dangerous.

01:16:13.000 You don't draw the line anywhere with art.

01:16:15.000 As long as there's no laws being broken, like you're torturing children or something.

01:16:20.000 You know what I mean?

01:16:21.000 Yes.

01:16:23.000 So if you're not hurting people, which is just assault, then yeah, all art is on the table.

01:16:30.000 Gavin, my wife was 37 weeks pregnant when her OBGYN had to have emergency surgery.

01:16:35.000 Something went wrong and he ended up in the ICU and wouldn't be out for over a month.

01:16:40.000 His medical partner then took us in, but left a week later to go on vacation.

01:16:44.000 Fuck.

01:16:45.000 Tiff was now 38 weeks and a few days.

01:16:48.000 Now, what is my, I hate when people say weeks.

01:16:52.000 38 divided by four equals nine and a half months.

01:16:58.000 We had been praying she goes into labor soon on her own because the last few weeks are vital and we didn't have an OBGYN to do weekly checkups and make sure everything was all right and we know the nurses can deliver if needed.

01:17:09.000 At 39 weeks and two days, the shirt we had ordered from you guys finally came in the mail after a little delay.

01:17:16.000 I did a quick wash on it.

01:17:18.000 Why?

01:17:18.000 Put it on and within the hour, her water broke and we were good to go.

01:17:23.000 Your shirts have a special power about them.

01:17:25.000 Happy St. Patrick's Day from our new baby, Harper.

01:17:31.000 Let's zoom in on those eyes.

01:17:33.000 The eyes okay?

01:17:35.000 Where do we got some crusties there?

01:17:38.000 That's a very cute baby.

01:17:39.000 Oh yeah, no, everything's fine.

01:17:41.000 And there's Uncle Rye and Uncle Gavo.

01:17:43.000 What a cutie.

01:17:44.000 Although, is that some little crustaceans on the eyes there?

01:17:47.000 Yeah, I get some eye crust.

01:17:48.000 Yeah.

01:17:49.000 What do you know about fucking babies?

01:17:51.000 I've seen babies.

01:17:53.000 Thanks, fella.

01:17:55.000 Next seven weeks is going to suck, my friend.

01:17:58.000 The secret to having babies Is to just accept that the first seven weeks are a write-off.

01:18:04.000 They don't exist.

01:18:07.000 That letter is too long.

01:18:09.000 Alex Zambato.

01:18:11.000 Hey, Gavin, I've come to a revelation recently when a co-worker with a beautiful ass got a standing desk.

01:18:17.000 This is that these faggy, dumb desks are actually the most kick-ass desks to ever exist.

01:18:23.000 Perfect, unobstructed view of the cheeks.

01:18:27.000 Not bad.

01:18:30.000 Dear Gavin, I would like to submit this gentleman for consideration in the Heroes of Color Hall of Fame.

01:18:38.000 Have you got that one?

01:18:39.000 I'm reading these in chronological order.

01:18:41.000 Yeah, I'm confused because mine are not showing those.

01:18:43.000 So this is Alex Zambu.

01:18:45.000 Oh, this was just sent to my personal email.

01:18:47.000 Damn it.

01:18:47.000 I was wondering why I can't find some of these.

01:18:50.000 Guys, send it to mailbag at censored.tv.

01:18:54.000 I have the Chiron right below.

01:18:56.000 Okay.

01:18:57.000 Keeps popping up.

01:18:59.000 I sent you that letter anyway.

01:19:04.000 Wait, we already read that one out.

01:19:07.000 Read that one out.

01:19:08.000 I got the forward here.

01:19:09.000 So this is a The submission for Irish.

01:19:19.000 I like how serious his face is.

01:19:21.000 That really delivers the joke.

01:19:23.000 That's perfect for St. Patty's Day, too.

01:19:26.000 Sure is.

01:19:28.000 I don't believe he's Irish, though.

01:19:30.000 Hey, G-Dog, this bitch's nose has its own subcontinent.

01:19:34.000 I don't know if you've seen this Apple Cuck commercial, but is this a 1.5?

01:19:39.000 He's got Tarana Burke there.

01:19:41.000 I think she might be the ugliest woman in the world.

01:19:44.000 What do you think?

01:19:45.000 No kidding.

01:19:47.000 I mean, we're not talking about someone who's a burn victim or whatever, and we want her to feel safe when she walks down the street.

01:19:54.000 But as far as a normal face that hasn't had some sort of medical condition or acid or fire, I don't think you could be less attractive.

01:20:05.000 And that's a nice picture of her.

01:20:07.000 Her skin looks like it's riddled with bullet holes.

01:20:11.000 She's hideous.

01:20:15.000 All right, that's enough, mailbag.

01:20:18.000 We always end every show with a fun video.

01:20:22.000 And let's watch some people getting abused.

01:20:27.000 First, I'd like to show you a drunk fight with someone who's clearly never been in a fight before and just sort of understands the concept.

01:20:35.000 The concept is in his head.

01:20:36.000 There's fists involved.

01:20:38.000 There's headbutts involved.

01:20:39.000 I've never actually tried to do one of these.

01:20:42.000 So I'm just going to try it out on this guy.

01:20:45.000 Now, the other guy's probably been a drunk his whole life and he's been in a lot of fights.

01:20:49.000 So he's wasted out of his mind.

01:20:53.000 But his dad used to beat him.

01:20:54.000 What can you call us?

01:20:56.000 You fucking...

01:21:00.000 Is the guest guy drunk?

01:21:04.000 What kind of move is that?

01:21:06.000 It's like they were doing to Millie Weaver.

01:21:08.000 Look at this punch.

01:21:10.000 It's a punch where you just put your fist on his neck and push.

01:21:14.000 So here, take my hat.

01:21:15.000 I'm going to try a headbutt.

01:21:16.000 I've never done these before.

01:21:18.000 Boom.

01:21:19.000 Headbutt to the shoulder.

01:21:20.000 And then that sort of woke him up.

01:21:22.000 My brothers used to do that to me.

01:21:24.000 Fuck you.

01:21:24.000 And you want to know what a headbutt is?

01:21:26.000 Let me show you.

01:21:27.000 Stop doing.

01:21:27.000 That's a headbutt.

01:21:29.000 You understand?

01:21:30.000 That's a headbutt.

01:21:31.000 You have to hit the face.

01:21:33.000 Get the neck too when you're already done.

01:21:37.000 Wow.

01:21:37.000 That was fun.

01:21:38.000 And then there was.

01:21:40.000 Denmark is having some trouble with their refugee status.

01:21:45.000 Or Brussels.

01:21:46.000 And this was fun to watch.

01:21:49.000 They keep telling them not to record.

01:21:54.000 You saw him.

01:21:55.000 And I'm recording.

01:22:00.000 Oh, it's not a refugee.

01:22:02.000 Who saw him?

01:22:03.000 No, no, he didn't.

01:22:06.000 No matter what.

01:22:07.000 He saw it.

01:22:08.000 Why are there so many black people in Brussels?

01:22:12.000 Listen, we heard this already.

01:22:14.000 No, you finished.

01:22:15.000 Okay.

01:22:16.000 Listen, if you both finish, you will get in trouble.

01:22:21.000 They ain't flying.

01:22:23.000 They're in the air.

01:22:25.000 This isn't illegal.

01:22:26.000 This is not against the law.

01:22:28.000 This is my life.

01:22:30.000 So she's, I think that's his girlfriend filming because she wants to document how he's being abused.

01:22:39.000 He just spat on her.

01:22:41.000 Jesus.

01:22:45.000 Why can't he disengage?

01:22:48.000 What's he going to do?

01:22:48.000 Win?

01:22:49.000 Disengage.

01:22:50.000 Don't engage.

01:22:52.000 There it is.

01:22:53.000 Don't engage.

01:22:55.000 All right.

01:22:55.000 Finally, I would just like to show you, this is a tradition that goes on in Gloucestershire in Britain, where they roll cheese down a hill and then chase the cheese and try to catch it, which they can't because cheese is a wheel and cheese is faster than you.

01:23:12.000 You have too many appendages.

01:23:13.000 I don't know why this is just so calming to watch.

01:23:20.000 Boom.

01:23:22.000 I don't think guys our age could, my age, could do this.

01:23:25.000 We'd break our necks.

01:23:26.000 But that's the age where you're more elastic.

01:23:30.000 Badoo.

01:23:31.000 And backwards.

01:23:33.000 Look at women.

01:23:35.000 Nice bazoons.

01:23:37.000 Women shouldn't be doing this.

01:23:40.000 They're so uncoordinated.

01:23:41.000 I remember seeing a story about a woman who was killed by a cyclist in Central Park, and I just thought, I'm sorry, but I got a little annoyed because I was like, you can't, like, they fall like this.

01:23:51.000 They just fall like bonk.

01:23:53.000 Like, they don't even put their hands down.

01:23:55.000 How are you bad at falling?

01:23:57.000 How do you suck at falling down?

01:24:00.000 Why'd this guy bring his coat?

01:24:04.000 Ooh, this Asian gets caught in a little butt crack.

01:24:08.000 He seems to be hamming it up.

01:24:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:24:11.000 Yeah, look at that.

01:24:12.000 What are you dead?

01:24:15.000 Oh, look at this guy.

01:24:17.000 He's really got some hand springs.

01:24:19.000 This guy hates his neck, you'll find.

01:24:22.000 Fuck you, Nick.

01:24:24.000 Wait, he's holding it.

01:24:26.000 Maybe he's dead.

01:24:28.000 I'm really going for this guy, though.

01:24:30.000 You can do it.

01:24:30.000 No.

01:24:32.000 Oh, look at that velocity.

01:24:34.000 Is the goal to not fall?

01:24:36.000 Is supposed to be to go so fast that you catch the cheese.

01:24:41.000 But you know what's happening.

01:24:46.000 This seems like a lot of fun.

01:24:47.000 Why are people in shorts?

01:24:48.000 You're going to get road rash.

01:24:51.000 Yeah, and itchy.

01:24:54.000 You're going to lose skin.

01:24:55.000 Look at that guy in his underwear.

01:24:56.000 Why is this so pleasant to watch?

01:24:58.000 I don't know.

01:24:58.000 I feel like I'm looking at a waterfall.

01:25:02.000 Like, I could watch this for days.

01:25:03.000 Am I a sadist?

01:25:05.000 No.

01:25:07.000 Rolling, rolling, rolling.

01:25:10.000 It's hard to have sympathy for things that are voluntary and stupid.

01:25:12.000 Look at that bitch just scraping on her butt.

01:25:14.000 What a cheater.

01:25:16.000 All right, I want to see one more dude.

01:25:18.000 Girls, look at that.

01:25:19.000 What are you doing?

01:25:20.000 It's not tobogganing.

01:25:22.000 No, you're not invited.

01:25:23.000 There we go.

01:25:24.000 Let's get some men.

01:25:26.000 Men know how to do it right.

01:25:31.000 Oh, look at the Indian go.

01:25:34.000 There's the cheese laughing its ass off.

01:25:37.000 Is that really good cheese or something?

01:25:42.000 Get fired.

01:25:43.000 Get in trouble.

01:25:44.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

S02E138 - ST. PADDY'S DAY [2020-03-17 - S02E138 - ST. PADDY'S DAY]

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