Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E150 - BACK IN NYC [2020-04-14 - S02E150 - BACK IN NYC]

00:00:09.000 How do you want to do this?

00:00:10.000 Oh, I can't do it.

00:00:13.000 You want to have a liar?

00:00:14.000 How do we go?

00:00:16.000 Get off my lawn with Gavin McKinnon.

00:00:24.000 That is bad.

00:00:25.000 Someone's recognized.

00:00:28.000 Yes.

00:00:29.000 It has to end masses on its feet. 0.57

00:00:34.000 Yeah.

00:00:38.000 And don't be nervous.

00:00:39.000 I'm not.

00:00:40.000 I feel like you're nervous.

00:00:42.000 Oh, no.

00:00:44.000 If I was careful, that's nervous.

00:00:46.000 Fuck your Albaskins, you bitch. 1.00

00:00:50.000 You should be not taking care of targets.

00:00:53.000 Here comes.

00:00:55.000 Me?

00:00:56.000 You do it.

00:00:58.000 Generals gathered in their masses.

00:01:03.000 Just like witches at Black Masses. 0.99

00:01:09.000 Evil minds that plot destruction.

00:01:14.000 Sorcerers of death's construction.

00:01:20.000 In the fields of bodies burning as the war machine keeps turning death and hatred to mankind.

00:01:36.000 Poisoning their brainwashed minds.

00:01:40.000 Oh, Lord.

00:01:42.000 That was mine.

00:01:44.000 That was a kind of cool thing.

00:01:46.000 Now we're gonna do is a continuation of my funnel.

00:01:49.000 I thought don't you buy old Lord Yow or anything like that.

00:01:57.000 Let's try to regroup and not fight.

00:02:00.000 Here we go.

00:02:01.000 Here we go.

00:02:08.000 Shepherds scaring me.

00:02:10.000 Oh, you, you, you.

00:02:12.000 All our tissues are themselves away.

00:02:18.000 They only started a war.

00:02:21.000 Yeah.

00:02:23.000 Why should they go up to fight?

00:02:28.000 They leave that role to the far.

00:02:32.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:02:33.000 I thought, yeah, but people that equal and the news.

00:02:37.000 No, those are continuations of my fame.

00:02:40.000 so when i do a rush and then it's an old warrior Wait till their judgment comes.

00:03:04.000 Yeah!

00:03:05.000 I got it.

00:03:06.000 It does make sense.

00:03:16.000 I can't wait for the breakout.

00:03:19.000 I'm glad Neil Burke killed himself so I can take over the world.

00:03:24.000 Mr. John Monk.

00:03:26.000 I know, but I'm just kidding.

00:03:31.000 They're all alive, but hey, Neil Burke, thank you for killing yourself.

00:03:36.000 Now number one.

00:04:09.000 Repetite Repetite Repetite Repetite Repetite 온ore Platt Cel fav Creep Europé Dvir Dude, that is delicious

00:04:35.000 Now when darkness was up turning, Ash is where the body is burning.

00:04:46.000 No more warp pigs have the power.

00:04:52.000 And if God has struck the hour, Day of Judgment, God is calling on their knees.

00:05:04.000 The warp peaks crawling, begging Moses for their sake.

00:05:13.000 Satan laughing spreads his wings.

00:05:17.000 Hello, yes.

00:05:20.000 What a song.

00:05:24.000 Show the camera your cuff.

00:05:27.000 Saruna Lu.

00:05:31.000 Give me a question.

00:05:32.000 Drift for the evening.

00:05:35.000 I'm fucking finished.

00:05:37.000 I'm finished.

00:05:48.000 Yo, what's up?

00:05:50.000 Black Sabbath.

00:05:51.000 Fucking karaoke session, y'all.

00:05:54.000 Up in your face, coming from the streets, coming from the front, boogie down Bronx.

00:05:59.000 We don't fuck around.

00:06:03.000 Yo! 1.00

00:06:04.000 Carol Basket, first of all, yo, what's up?

00:06:08.000 I want to let you know that we're fucking rocking out these Black Sabbath beats to the Bronx.

00:06:12.000 And if there's one priority we got, it's that Carol Baskin is a fucking bitch. 1.00

00:06:17.000 She killed her husband. 0.89

00:06:19.000 She fed him from a tiger. 0.69

00:06:20.000 And even if she did, she shot him in the head.

00:06:22.000 She buried him on her property, yo.

00:06:25.000 That's her fucking third husband.

00:06:28.000 Drawer, if you're watching, you gotta pardon Tiger King.

00:06:31.000 like We're back.

00:06:44.000 Fucking Carol Baskin-free New York City, boys. 1.00

00:06:49.000 I was going to show you what it looks like, but it's exactly the same as what it looked like before.

00:06:55.000 A smattering.

00:06:56.000 We're all smatterings of Africa. 1.00

00:06:59.000 We're in party mode.

00:07:00.000 I'm going to be wearing Hawaiian shirts for a long ass time.

00:07:05.000 That was a party Saturday night.

00:07:07.000 Easter.

00:07:08.000 Easter party.

00:07:10.000 And yesterday I was still drunk from it.

00:07:12.000 That's why yesterday's show sucks so bad.

00:07:14.000 I'm not drunk now.

00:07:16.000 But I was drunk at that video.

00:07:18.000 We let it play out a little too long.

00:07:20.000 And I apologize for that.

00:07:21.000 But I thought the ending was good and there was some quality in there.

00:07:26.000 Boy, you know, when you get to my age, Ryan, you will experience two-day hangovers, and they are something.

00:07:33.000 I don't want that.

00:07:34.000 The first day of the hangover, you're drinking just to stay alive.

00:07:39.000 Like, the way I feel now, this is how you feel after a day.

00:07:43.000 I remember being done with the hangover by noon.

00:07:47.000 Oh, it was rough.

00:07:48.000 Those three hours were rough.

00:07:50.000 Now it's those 48 hours were pretty rough.

00:07:54.000 Oh, God.

00:07:56.000 I get the horrors the day afterwards.

00:07:59.000 The horrors.

00:08:00.000 I'm like, I'm doing everything wrong.

00:08:02.000 I thought, God, I had such brutal night terrors at 5 a.m. this morning.

00:08:08.000 But I said to my wife, she goes, what's with your shirt? 0.77

00:08:11.000 And I go, I'm partying, dude.

00:08:13.000 We're done with the quarantine.

00:08:15.000 I go, people were hysterical.

00:08:16.000 And she did have a touche on me where she goes, okay, if it's so irrelevant, how did it kill so many people in China? 0.59

00:08:22.000 Why was it so devastating there?

00:08:24.000 And it took me like a day to come back.

00:08:27.000 But I came back with, they could make the measles a major pandemic.

00:08:33.000 They could do it with a common cold.

00:08:35.000 It's very easy for them to make a mountain out of a molehill.

00:08:39.000 They could have a syphilis outbreak that would devastate the entire country.

00:08:43.000 I guarantee it.

00:08:44.000 So, and then she goes, okay, so that's the way it is now.

00:08:47.000 So you're going to go out, socialize at bars.

00:08:50.000 You're going to get it and then kill me.

00:08:53.000 What if I get it from you and then I die?

00:08:56.000 Was that worth it?

00:08:57.000 And I go, I came into this conversation saying people are hysterical and you're coming back at me with, I might die.

00:09:06.000 In other words, you're being hysterical.

00:09:09.000 And being good at it, if you will.

00:09:11.000 Jesus H. So we chose that as the opening song, but I almost chose this as the opening song.

00:09:20.000 Bill McClintock has a new jam out where he's combined cameo.

00:09:28.000 Look how weird this video is.

00:09:30.000 Making eggs?

00:09:30.000 What do you mean?

00:09:33.000 Ow. 0.99

00:09:35.000 Mustache?

00:09:36.000 What kind of music is this?

00:09:39.000 Funk?

00:09:41.000 Dance Spunk?

00:09:47.000 I think in this video he rips his pants off.

00:09:52.000 Whoa.

00:09:54.000 Get out of this fucking seat.

00:09:58.000 Crule's here.

00:10:00.000 Meanwhile, if Vince Neal came up to a biker at a strip cup and said, I'm sitting here, the biker would go, do you want me to throw you out that fucking window?

00:10:08.000 You're going to need to go to Dr. Feelgood, stupid.

00:10:11.000 You're going to need some painkillers after I rip your head off. 1.00

00:10:15.000 This rules.

00:10:21.000 Damn.

00:10:30.000 He does two things that are great.

00:10:32.000 So he does the mashup, and that's, you know, we've seen that a million times.

00:10:35.000 But then he does it with the video too.

00:10:36.000 *music*

00:10:47.000 I always thought that song Girls was retarded. 1.00

00:10:51.000 You like girls, so you're heterosexual. 0.76

00:10:55.000 So you represent, what, 99% of the population and 99% of men?

00:11:03.000 I think really hot strippers in lingerie dancing around, I find that attractive. 1.00

00:11:09.000 Wow.

00:11:11.000 Might as well be like food, food, food.

00:11:13.000 Exactly, yeah.

00:11:14.000 Air, air, air.

00:11:16.000 And not just, not a cheeseburger, but just food.

00:11:19.000 Good food.

00:11:20.000 I like good food.

00:11:21.000 You do?

00:11:22.000 Yeah.

00:11:23.000 You know what else I like?

00:11:24.000 When you're super thirsty and then someone hands you a nice big thing, a Gatorade.

00:11:30.000 Yeah.

00:11:32.000 Drinks, drinks, drinks.

00:11:34.000 When you're feeling thirsty, you're quenching all that thirst.

00:11:38.000 Drinks, drinks, drinks.

00:11:41.000 Staying.

00:11:42.000 Staying hydrated, not being too thirsty.

00:11:47.000 Necessary for your bodily functions.

00:11:50.000 Sleep, sleep, sleep.

00:11:53.000 After a hard day crashing in your bed.

00:11:57.000 Sleep, sleep, sleep.

00:11:59.000 And don't forget, waking up too.

00:12:02.000 Yeah, it's a separate song.

00:12:04.000 I love blowjobs. 0.88

00:12:06.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:07.000 I have a lot of nerve endings in my penis.

00:12:09.000 And when they're stimulated by soft tissue, whether it's a mouse or a vagina, Accidentally. 0.95

00:12:17.000 I just accidentally gave away the fact that I'm a mouse fucker.

00:12:20.000 Oh my god, I'm so fucking embarrassed.

00:12:20.000 Oh no.

00:12:22.000 You're a mouse fucker.

00:12:24.000 That's how small my dick is.

00:12:26.000 It's a mouse.

00:12:26.000 Hungry like a rodent.

00:12:29.000 Take it, bitch. 1.00

00:12:30.000 That's the only time I really feel like a man is when I'm just fucking splitting a mouse in half.

00:12:35.000 And they don't split in half, but you'll see the mouse after is like, whoa.

00:12:41.000 And they walk kind of funny, I've noticed, after I've had like a two-hour session with fucking slam oddly away. 1.00

00:12:50.000 If you see a mouse limping in Manhattan, it's probably because I just had a major fuck sash.

00:12:56.000 Yeah, you shake your head and say, oh, Gavin.

00:12:59.000 That's why mites are scared of me.

00:13:01.000 You'll notice if I walk into a room, they just scamper?

00:13:03.000 Because they don't want to have their pussy stretched. 1.00

00:13:08.000 What you doing, man?

00:13:09.000 Just sitting around stretching mouse pussies.

00:13:11.000 What about you?

00:13:12.000 You know, MPs.

00:13:13.000 That's what we say in Canada, by the way, for not working hard.

00:13:16.000 Fucking the dog.

00:13:17.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.

00:13:18.000 And it's said not with any humor whatsoever.

00:13:21.000 Like if you're mad at someone at work for not pulling their weight, they'll go, and fucking, Mark's a total dog fucker, slowing down production on everything.

00:13:29.000 And the person wouldn't go, they would go, I knew he was a dog fucker.

00:13:33.000 So he just, he's been fucking the dog like since he started working there?

00:13:37.000 I mean, it wasn't that, he wasn't fucking the dog so much.

00:13:37.000 Yeah.

00:13:40.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:13:41.000 This coffee is very strong.

00:13:41.000 Okay.

00:13:45.000 That was too much of indecence.

00:13:48.000 Thanks for showing us your desktop.

00:13:49.000 It looks cool.

00:13:50.000 All right.

00:13:53.000 COVID is boring.

00:13:54.000 Trump is not.

00:13:57.000 And sometimes they overlap.

00:13:59.000 So we discussed.

00:14:00.000 Trump is the most entertaining president in the history of America.

00:14:05.000 When I write Trump on my little notes here, I feel as excited as if I was writing fat feminists.

00:14:13.000 Like there's just so much good content.

00:14:15.000 I couldn't imagine talking about George W. Bush this much or Bill Clinton.

00:14:21.000 I don't even think, like Huffington Post said, we're not going to put Trump on the political page because we're going to put him on entertainment.

00:14:27.000 Wherein Trump, of course, said, Ariana Huffington, didn't your husband leave if you're a man?

00:14:31.000 I think he made the right choice.

00:14:34.000 I kind of agree with him, though.

00:14:36.000 Like, I don't consider, I consider politics pretty boring.

00:14:40.000 I'm about to talk about Trump.

00:14:41.000 I don't consider this boring politics stock at all.

00:14:43.000 Not at all.

00:14:44.000 In fact, Islam, when I talk about Islam and communism, that's the serious part of the show. 1.00

00:14:48.000 This isn't the serious part of the show.

00:14:50.000 So anyway, we were talking last week when we were in Ryan's shitty fucking apartment.

00:14:58.000 I am so glad to be out of that.

00:15:00.000 I miss it.

00:15:00.000 Shithole.

00:15:01.000 I miss it.

00:15:02.000 Holy crap.

00:15:04.000 I would go there.

00:15:05.000 I'd wake him up inevitably.

00:15:08.000 And then he takes like an hour and a half to get ready.

00:15:10.000 He has like a 40-minute shower, puts air conditioner, I mean, conditioner on his balls.

00:15:16.000 Air conditions his balls.

00:15:16.000 If I expect.

00:15:19.000 I didn't think you'd be showing up so early sometimes, so I would just, yeah, they gotta do it.

00:15:22.000 And then for breakfast, he'll make like a, it was delicious, but he'll make like a whole thing with bacon and tomatoes.

00:15:28.000 And like, what the fuck are we doing?

00:15:30.000 Is this a Thanksgiving breakfast?

00:15:32.000 It's delicious.

00:15:34.000 You should show your face, too, by the way.

00:15:36.000 Oh, yes.

00:15:37.000 Where am I?

00:15:40.000 Are you over Tiger King yet?

00:15:42.000 No.

00:15:43.000 Not even close.

00:15:46.000 Oh, here I am.

00:15:47.000 It's been a while.

00:15:48.000 When you do your Tiger King, there's kind of a you and you.

00:15:52.000 You gotta do a little bit of Kyle Biskins.

00:15:54.000 Biskins.

00:15:55.000 Kyle Biskins.

00:15:57.000 She's one of the ableest women I ever met.

00:16:00.000 Are you ashamed to be Asian?

00:16:02.000 Is that why you put your brim down and you grow your bangs over your eyes?

00:16:05.000 No.

00:16:06.000 I want to tell you Asian something.

00:16:08.000 I see you on the streets and the women too.

00:16:10.000 They'll wear big sunglasses and then dye their hair blonde and they're like, I'm white.

00:16:14.000 We know that you're Asian.

00:16:16.000 We can just tell.

00:16:17.000 I can't explain it.

00:16:18.000 I have a theory.

00:16:19.000 You can tell Asians from behind. 1.00

00:16:21.000 Like Asian guys. 1.00

00:16:21.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:22.000 You just see a little bit of cheek like this, and that's an Asian guy. 1.00

00:16:27.000 Yeah.

00:16:28.000 Weird.

00:16:29.000 I don't know why they want to be white so bad, but I have this theory I'm working on where I think there's a Chinese accent, like a voice in English, even if they were born here and didn't live anywhere near Chinatown. 0.87

00:16:42.000 So you adopt an Asian girl from China, plop her into the middle of Connecticut, raise her, and I feel like blindfolded, I could determine it. 1.00

00:16:42.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:16:52.000 Yep.

00:16:52.000 I could determine it.

00:16:54.000 Do the Korean American people, they sound so, they have a, like, they sound white, but it's so distinct. 0.97

00:17:00.000 They sound Asian white.

00:17:03.000 I wonder if there's an octave for that.

00:17:05.000 So we were talking last week about the way they talked to Obama and his hard-hitting questions like, I was reading Michelle Obama's book, which is wonderful, by the way.

00:17:05.000 All right.

00:17:15.000 And I was thinking about your children.

00:17:17.000 And how would you say your presidency has impacted history?

00:17:21.000 And how would you impart that to your children, your two beautiful daughters, who are gifts from God, by the way?

00:17:30.000 And then he goes on a 10-minute diatribe about parenting.

00:17:33.000 Sometimes you learn more from them than they learn from you.

00:17:37.000 Tears.

00:17:38.000 This little salt and pepper hair.

00:17:40.000 All right, so compare those, all those years of ass licking we endured, eight years, to this. 0.99

00:17:46.000 This sounds like, this is one too I'm talking about.

00:17:48.000 This sounds like someone lecturing a naughty brat.

00:17:54.000 Like she sounds like a mom who's just had enough of her toddler.

00:17:58.000 Or is this rant supposed to make people in an unprecedented crisis?

00:18:03.000 Nobody thought we should do it.

00:18:05.000 And when I did it.

00:18:06.000 But what did you do with the time that you bought?

00:18:10.000 You know what we did?

00:18:13.000 What do you do when you have no case in the whole United States?

00:18:17.000 Excuse me.

00:18:18.000 You reported it.

00:18:19.000 Zero cases, zero deaths on January 17th.

00:18:26.000 You have a complete gap.

00:18:27.000 On January 30th.

00:18:29.000 You went to February for the time that you were travel man thought.

00:18:33.000 A lot.

00:18:34.000 And in fact, we'll give you a list.

00:18:35.000 What we did, in fact, part of it was up there.

00:18:38.000 We did a lot.

00:18:39.000 Look, look.

00:18:40.000 Listen to the way she's talking to the president of the United States.

00:18:44.000 Like, why doesn't she just give him a timeout? 1.00

00:18:46.000 And by the way, Trump tried to prevent this problem with closed borders, and you freaked out and called it racist.

00:18:52.000 And now you're mad that he didn't protect you enough.

00:18:55.000 He showed it in that video.

00:18:57.000 What?

00:18:58.000 Yeah, he played a video, a montage of everybody saying coronavirus isn't going to be a thing, and why is he closing down the borders?

00:19:06.000 And then afterwards, they're like, he didn't act soon enough.

00:19:08.000 He's like, we closed down the borders before there was one case.

00:19:11.000 But listen, one case.

00:19:13.000 And, you know, MSNBC, while they were airing this press conference, they cut away from the video.

00:19:18.000 We're getting to that.

00:19:19.000 We're getting to that.

00:19:19.000 Oh, thanks, Newsman.

00:19:22.000 You know, you're a fake.

00:19:24.000 That's on the board.

00:19:26.000 It's got to be.

00:19:27.000 So that your whole network, the way you cover it, is fake.

00:19:30.000 And most of you, and not all of you, but the people are wise to you.

00:19:33.000 That's why you have a lower approval rating than you've ever had before, times probably three.

00:19:39.000 And when you ask me that question, let me ask you this: why didn't Biden, why didn't Biden apologize?

00:19:46.000 Why did he write a letter of apology?

00:19:48.000 Oh, that's very important.

00:19:48.000 I don't care.

00:19:50.000 Why did the Democrats think that I acted too quickly?

00:19:53.000 You know why?

00:19:54.000 Because they really thought that I acted too quickly.

00:19:57.000 We have done a great job.

00:19:58.000 Now, I could have kept it open, and I could have done what some countries are doing.

00:20:05.000 They're getting beat up pretty badly.

00:20:08.000 See, this is a New York thing, and I think it's ultimately a Northeast thing, and I think that's ultimately a Scottish thing.

00:20:16.000 All of the upstate New York was settled by Scots, and the Scotch-Irish culture is a big part of New York culture, and it's also a big part of the South.

00:20:22.000 They've done tests, by the way, where they walk people down this dark hallway, and Midwesterners, Pacific Northwesterners, they'll have little holes in the hallway, and they'll go, fuck you. 0.99

00:20:34.000 Hey, shithead.

00:20:36.000 Hey, what?

00:20:37.000 Yeah.

00:20:38.000 And they've noticed that like Californians will just go and just keep walking, but Southerners and New Yorkers will stop and go, what the fuck?

00:20:50.000 Who's there?

00:20:52.000 What was that?

00:20:53.000 Are you serious?

00:20:54.000 Yeah.

00:20:54.000 Wow.

00:20:55.000 That sounds amazing.

00:20:56.000 Yeah.

00:20:56.000 Like Milo and I are fighting on Telegram and he's like, ooh, stay mad, old man.

00:21:02.000 Ooh, I got you real mad, didn't I?

00:21:04.000 And I'm like, yeah.

00:21:05.000 He's like, I think I finally broke you.

00:21:07.000 And I'm like, Milo, you can't break a rabid dog.

00:21:10.000 You can only make it bite you.

00:21:12.000 Like, I'm in a constant state of rage.

00:21:15.000 I'm never not mad.

00:21:16.000 Like, I remember that story I told you where the guy goes, because I didn't stop my car to let him cross and he's 15 feet from a crosswalk.

00:21:24.000 I jumped out of the car and I guess you could say he trolled me and I got real mad.

00:21:30.000 You mad, bro?

00:21:31.000 Yeah.

00:21:32.000 Mad's not an insult.

00:21:33.000 I think it's very healthy for men to constantly be mad and punching holes in walls.

00:21:39.000 It's called being alive.

00:21:40.000 You should be on a first name basis with the Mexican who comes and fixes the holes in your wall. 0.99

00:21:45.000 And don't tell me to do it myself.

00:21:47.000 It never looks good.

00:21:49.000 It has to be a laborer. 0.99

00:21:51.000 Every time, especially a fist hole.

00:21:55.000 So yeah, I'm never not mad.

00:21:57.000 I remember talking to not Joe DeRosa, Phil Matteris.

00:22:01.000 Joe Mataris.

00:22:02.000 Joe Matterse.

00:22:04.000 And when I first met him, he had that show.

00:22:06.000 I mean, he might still have it called Fixing Joe or something.

00:22:09.000 Right.

00:22:09.000 That podcast.

00:22:10.000 And he's like, yo, he talks like the guy who's selling blue oyster cult tickets in Fast Entertainment.

00:22:15.000 I only had two tickets in the front if you want to sit there.

00:22:18.000 He's like, yo, man, I used to be really bad before I got on this medication with my temper.

00:22:24.000 I was like, what do you, you strangled children?

00:22:26.000 What did you do?

00:22:26.000 Fucking crash your car into trees?

00:22:29.000 Because that's bad.

00:22:30.000 But he goes, no, I would just get mad.

00:22:32.000 I'd yell fucking stuff.

00:22:33.000 Sometimes I'd even like punch the car.

00:22:36.000 Yeah, that's being a man.

00:22:39.000 You used medication to take that away from yourself?

00:22:42.000 Why don't you fucking get your tubes tied too? 0.88

00:22:45.000 Just get a ding.

00:22:47.000 What's that?

00:22:48.000 The thing where it's a suction cup that takes dings out of your car?

00:22:50.000 Oh, yeah, a ding.

00:22:52.000 Have you seen, people keep sending me this, by the way.

00:22:54.000 Have you seen these guys who are getting vasectomies for March Madness?

00:22:58.000 It's called like a March Vastness?

00:23:04.000 Okay, that's not what it's called.

00:23:06.000 But what they do is you're allowed to stay off of work for whatever, five days after you get a vasectomy.

00:23:11.000 So they're going, well, that's a great way.

00:23:14.000 Yeah.

00:23:16.000 Sports cancellation, one group of fans particularly deflated vasectomy patients.

00:23:20.000 So they would get a vasectomy so they could take advantage of the five days off during March madness. 0.69

00:23:26.000 Vasectomy parties are one of the darkest things. 1.00

00:23:30.000 We're going to look back on that and just go, what the fuck?

00:23:33.000 I hope.

00:23:35.000 It seems so depraved to me.

00:23:37.000 Oh, speaking of depraved, we'll get back to Trump in a second.

00:23:40.000 I was watching a horror movie last night called I Am Jazz.

00:23:49.000 Wow.

00:23:50.000 I just, my jaw was on the ground the whole show.

00:23:53.000 I was alone with a bottle of wine because we ran out of, we drank all our booze.

00:23:58.000 And I was just like this for, and it's a really long show too.

00:24:02.000 I think it's like an, over an hour, but I was like this for one hour.

00:24:07.000 Like it was biblical.

00:24:08.000 I don't think I'd ever sat and watched.

00:24:10.000 This particular episode was the last episode.

00:24:13.000 And she has this gay guy who has a crush on her, which is perfectly healthy if you're gay, right?

00:24:19.000 No one has a problem with that.

00:24:21.000 The marriage thing, you kind of tricked us a little bit.

00:24:23.000 But as far as like a gay liking a gay, what the fuck ever.

00:24:27.000 But no, if you're having those feelings, then you don't feel right in your body.

00:24:30.000 So you're a woman. 0.99

00:24:31.000 So this poor Jazz has a gunshot wound in a chicken between her legs. 1.00

00:24:38.000 And this gay guy who has a crush on it basically gets so encouraged to have bottom surgery that she sort of becomes her, Jazz becomes the other guy's sponsor. 0.50

00:24:51.000 And then both families go to the operation where he, and we saw the operation in another episode, right?

00:24:57.000 Where they, oh, God, it is like we, I mean, when I was a kid, the scariest thing you could think of was the Colombian necktie, which Colombian drug dealers would cut your throat and then pull your tongue out the hole. 0.87

00:25:09.000 They do that to snitches. 1.00

00:25:10.000 And you'd hear that and just go, whoa.

00:25:13.000 That's the craziest, darkest.

00:25:15.000 Wow.

00:25:16.000 I'm never getting involved with the Colombian drug cartels, that's for sure.

00:25:20.000 This Colombian necktie, that's a fucking zit now. 0.91

00:25:24.000 That's an ingrown toenail.

00:25:27.000 We're looping shit around, pulling out back.

00:25:30.000 That's the guy.

00:25:32.000 So they're so excited.

00:25:33.000 They were just working out.

00:25:33.000 That's why they look like that.

00:25:35.000 But she's really excited for him to get his bottom surgery.

00:25:39.000 She even did a GoFundMe and helped raise like 25 grand. 0.98

00:25:43.000 And her surgery was tricky because she took hormones so early, her dick basically looked like yours. 1.00

00:25:49.000 So there's not a lot to work with.

00:25:54.000 But luckily, he started his hormones late.

00:25:57.000 So there was a lot of bag skin and penis skin. 0.98

00:26:01.000 he probably had a huge, it would be funny if he had a huge card.

00:26:05.000 So he was able to make it like, how is this less dark than The Omen or Friday the 13th?

00:26:13.000 The Omen.

00:26:15.000 There's more mutilation in this show than a Jason Voorhees movie.

00:26:20.000 They make all of ancient Rome look like a freaking nun place. 1.00

00:26:23.000 It's like, if you played this in a church, people would burst into flames.

00:26:29.000 Look at the smiling.

00:26:30.000 They're all smiling about him about to massacre himself.

00:26:35.000 So I'm going to do that.

00:26:40.000 Now he's clearly in love with it.

00:26:42.000 So the blonde guy's named Noel.

00:26:44.000 The other girl is named Jazz.

00:26:47.000 And the poor bastard, the poor lost mentally okay, is obviously in love with Jazz.

00:26:52.000 So he does what she wants, and she wants you to get bottom surgery, just like, oh, they didn't Photoshop out that butthole. 1.00

00:26:58.000 Just like, of course, oh, wait, wait, pause, pause.

00:27:00.000 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

00:27:01.000 What?

00:27:04.000 They want him to get bottom surgery just like she did.

00:27:09.000 Jazz Jennings has mental problems.

00:27:12.000 And this is why their suicide rate is so bad because they're manic depressive, bipolar, whatever.

00:27:16.000 Then they chop it off, thinking they'll cure everything.

00:27:18.000 They still feel fucked up.

00:27:20.000 So she's at that point.

00:27:23.000 And her dad bought her a meditation urn.

00:27:29.000 Like we're watching someone who's about to murder themselves.

00:27:31.000 Is that where she puts the ashes of her dead genitals? 1.00

00:27:34.000 Oh, my goodness.

00:27:35.000 What are you doing?

00:27:41.000 I love this thing.

00:27:43.000 I had a crazy theory that one of the reasons the mom is so eager to normalize trans is because she looks like a trans. 0.99

00:27:51.000 Oh, they talk about dilating a lot in this episode, too.

00:27:54.000 Yeah, when the mother is very strict about dilating. 1.00

00:27:54.000 Dilating? 1.00

00:27:57.000 You know what that is?

00:27:58.000 Like opening up the hole?

00:28:00.000 Yeah, keeping the hole from sealing because the poor body is going, there's been a major catastrophe here.

00:28:04.000 Send some red blood cells.

00:28:06.000 We got to fix this hole.

00:28:07.000 I don't know what happened to her dick. 1.00

00:28:08.000 I guess she's in World War II.

00:28:12.000 We got some heavy lifting, boys.

00:28:14.000 We're going to do it a lot of overtime.

00:28:16.000 And then the plastic dildo is like, no, you're not.

00:28:19.000 This stays here.

00:28:20.000 Think of a pierced ear.

00:28:21.000 What?

00:28:23.000 So go farther ahead to Noel in the hospital.

00:28:27.000 Look, she's still suicidal, dumbass, you shitty parent. 1.00

00:28:30.000 Commercial.

00:28:31.000 A mershey.

00:28:33.000 That is really twisted.

00:28:35.000 That was nothing.

00:28:36.000 Like, that's nothing.

00:28:38.000 The boy in the hospital going, I'm so happy.

00:28:43.000 And then the dad, like, stroking his hair.

00:28:46.000 Because the assumption is, my son will kill himself if I don't let him do this.

00:28:49.000 No, your son will kill himself if you let him do this.

00:28:54.000 Your son feels weird because he's gay, and it's weird to be gay, just like it's weird to be an albino, just like it's weird to be left-handed. 0.84

00:29:00.000 There's, of course, degrees of weird, but we were put here on the earth to propagate the species.

00:29:07.000 Oh, okay, Gavin.

00:29:08.000 So if a woman's ovaries don't work, if she's infertile, then she doesn't exist. 1.00

00:29:12.000 She's not a woman? 1.00

00:29:13.000 Well, of course not, but she is pretty sad, and it is a sad situation.

00:29:17.000 And people spend $50,000 on on vitro trying to reverse that.

00:29:20.000 And women bawl their eyes out. 1.00

00:29:22.000 They don't go, yeah, I'm infertile.

00:29:25.000 So as you walk around, it's like, gay, you feel weird, and you're trying to figure out what it must be. 1.00

00:29:31.000 And you look down and you go, maybe if I'm like, I'm attracted to dicks and stuff and making out with dudes, women seem happy.

00:29:37.000 They do that.

00:29:38.000 Why don't I just become a woman? 1.00

00:29:40.000 And then the next thing you know, I'll be gardening and going to my potluck things and we'd have the book club and I'd just be a normal gal.

00:29:47.000 You know why this is such a perfect reality show too?

00:29:49.000 Because they know exactly how to act like a woman on a reality show because that's their idea of what a woman is. 1.00

00:29:55.000 When they sit like this and they're just like talking to each other and they're just like, so pretty much boopa doopa doop.

00:30:01.000 And then do you say something and they're just sitting cross-legged across from each other?

00:30:05.000 Just like LARPing.

00:30:07.000 Okay, can we jump ahead?

00:30:09.000 We're running out of time here.

00:30:11.000 Because it's way down the end.

00:30:12.000 Do you have to go through a whole cycle of commercials?

00:30:14.000 Yeah.

00:30:15.000 This is like the fifth one.

00:30:15.000 All right, fuck it.

00:30:17.000 Anyway, just trust me that the dad, the poor bastard's sitting in a hospital bed like, oh, and she's giving him painkillers and shit.

00:30:25.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:30:26.000 Yikes.

00:30:27.000 It doesn't hurt that bad after the first three weeks.

00:30:30.000 But chopping your...

00:30:34.000 Chopping it and looping it and twisting it and opening it and then pulling up a thing and then burning a clit and making a piss hole. 1.00

00:30:42.000 Like the welding stick and smoke's coming up as you burn the hole.

00:30:45.000 They make the Muslim female circumcision look like... 1.00

00:30:53.000 Just get a little bike lick out. 1.00

00:30:55.000 Not bad.

00:30:55.000 So you can't jump ahead to 80%.

00:31:00.000 I think we're going to deal with some commercials.

00:31:03.000 All right.

00:31:04.000 That's a recording here.

00:31:05.000 Oh, yeah.

00:31:06.000 We don't want to.

00:31:06.000 All right, Frank, Frank.

00:31:07.000 All right.

00:31:07.000 Let's get back to Trump.

00:31:09.000 So we showed you that bratty bitch going, but I'm talking about February. 1.00

00:31:12.000 You didn't do enough.

00:31:14.000 You screwed up.

00:31:15.000 16,000 people died because of you, Trump.

00:31:18.000 You don't care about us enough.

00:31:20.000 Fuck you.

00:31:21.000 I think this is an Alyssa Milano tweet where she just says, for fuck's sakes. 1.00

00:31:27.000 Why are there no consequences for China for the misinformation that you're going to be doing?

00:31:30.000 No, there are no consequences.

00:31:32.000 We have been asked in 10 years.

00:31:34.000 What are the consequences, Mr. President?

00:31:35.000 I wouldn't tell you.

00:31:37.000 China will find out.

00:31:38.000 Why would I tell you?

00:31:40.000 No, you started off by saying, why are there no consequences?

00:31:43.000 I did this a few times.

00:31:45.000 Why are there no consequences?

00:31:48.000 You're going to find out.

00:31:52.000 I don't talk to my in-laws like that.

00:31:54.000 It's too disrespectful.

00:31:56.000 Like, I might talk to my dad like that, but we're peers.

00:31:59.000 I don't think I'd talk to my mother like that.

00:32:01.000 I definitely wouldn't talk to your mother like that.

00:32:03.000 Like, I don't talk to postmen like that.

00:32:07.000 Can we have a little bit of, I mean, I know I'm punk and everything and have an irreverent show, but can we have a modicum of decorum, please?

00:32:16.000 It's the president of the most powerful country in the world, and you're acting like you just went peepee on your poo-poo.

00:32:22.000 And you're basically asking him to air out my poo. 0.78

00:32:26.000 To tell his plan on how to retaliate to China.

00:32:29.000 What She's trying to do it's almost like a cross-examination.

00:32:29.000 No, she's scored.

00:32:33.000 Now, that's what these are more than a press conference.

00:32:35.000 It's a cross-examination.

00:32:37.000 And first, it's your fault.

00:32:38.000 You didn't do enough in February.

00:32:40.000 This is, you're a pussy. 1.00

00:32:41.000 You're not going to punish China.

00:32:43.000 Yeah, before they were like, why are you blaming China?

00:32:45.000 It's like your girlfriend's fat friend who doesn't like you.

00:32:51.000 And it's just like, what are you going to do for her?

00:32:54.000 You guys had a camping trip planned.

00:32:56.000 You canceled at the last second.

00:32:58.000 And then she's sitting next to her going, Dina, it's okay.

00:33:00.000 It's like, Dina.

00:33:02.000 And then I'm just sitting there saying to the fat chick, why are you getting involved, Dina? 1.00

00:33:07.000 Why don't you get your own boyfriend? 1.00

00:33:09.000 And then you can bitch and moan at him and stay out of our relationship. 1.00

00:33:14.000 But she's really sabotaging it because she wants more time with her friend.

00:33:18.000 She's a fat friend. 1.00

00:33:21.000 Dina.

00:33:22.000 How many marriages and relationships have been ruined by the fat friend?

00:33:26.000 Girl, you don't need him.

00:33:28.000 He'd be the last person on earth, I'd tell.

00:33:31.000 Go ahead.

00:33:32.000 Yeah, please.

00:33:35.000 So that's the same thing twice.

00:33:36.000 And now Alyssa and Judd are freaking out.

00:33:39.000 And by the way, why is a cunt and a clown, Alyssa Milano and Judd Appetow, why are they part of the national conversation? 0.88

00:33:47.000 Alyssa Milano is a shitty actress that was in a crappy show that Ryan likes. 1.00

00:33:51.000 I don't like it.

00:33:52.000 And Judd Appetow, he's like a clown.

00:33:54.000 He does funny movies.

00:33:55.000 But let's see what he has to say about politics.

00:33:58.000 It's even like, I was thinking today, I saw this Seth, oh, we have this Seth Meyer video I'll get to in a second.

00:34:03.000 But I'm watching it and I'm thinking, the research is just terrible, right?

00:34:07.000 And I'm thinking, oh, of course it's terrible.

00:34:10.000 Seth Meyer is a milquetoast stand-up comedian who did weekend report.

00:34:16.000 And the people who write the jokes are all fat comic book nerds who aren't known for their research.

00:34:22.000 Research is hard.

00:34:23.000 When you read Ann Coulter's book, I think it's in Trump We Trust, and she's talking about how she got to the number 30 million for the number of illegals here.

00:34:31.000 And there's so much fake news out there trying to tell you it's 12 million, but she's breaking it through, showing this report, this PDF, and this study.

00:34:39.000 And she gets to her 30 million.

00:34:40.000 And no one gives her credit for this, but she's an incredible researcher.

00:34:44.000 It's not an easy thing to do.

00:34:46.000 There's very few of them who are talented.

00:34:48.000 The other guy, who's Dan Matt Palumbo, is another guy who's very good at it.

00:34:53.000 It's a rare skill.

00:34:54.000 And to just throw it on a comedian's lap who was just watching the Hulk.

00:35:00.000 So let's see what Alissa and Judd are mad about.

00:35:04.000 What does he say?

00:35:05.000 How even one person in this country supports this demented, evil crook will always shock and horrify.

00:35:13.000 Hillary Clinton warned everyone in language which some people were offended by.

00:35:18.000 Now we see she didn't go far enough.

00:35:24.000 You said when someone is president of the United States, their authority is total.

00:35:29.000 That is not true.

00:35:30.000 Okay, so you know what we're going to do?

00:35:32.000 We're going to write up papers on this.

00:35:34.000 It's not going to be necessary because the governors need us one way or the other because ultimately it comes with the federal government.

00:35:42.000 That being said, we're getting along very well with the governors, and I feel very certain that there won't be a problem.

00:35:48.000 Yeah, please, go ahead.

00:35:49.000 Has any governor agreed that you have the authority to decide when their statements are?

00:35:53.000 I haven't touched up the buddy.

00:35:55.000 You know why?

00:35:55.000 Because I don't have to.

00:35:56.000 Go ahead, please.

00:35:57.000 But who told you that they're not authorized?

00:35:58.000 It's a war.

00:35:59.000 Like, this is a fight.

00:36:01.000 I've never seen this before in any presidency.

00:36:04.000 This sort of constant badgering.

00:36:06.000 I like the enough, please part.

00:36:09.000 I haven't touched up the buddy.

00:36:10.000 Right here.

00:36:11.000 You know why?

00:36:11.000 Because I don't have to.

00:36:12.000 Go ahead, please.

00:36:13.000 But who told you the president had been total local hardware?

00:36:15.000 Enough.

00:36:16.000 Please.

00:36:17.000 I have that on the board.

00:36:18.000 Maybe that's a video drop.

00:36:19.000 Oh, I got it.

00:36:20.000 Enough.

00:36:21.000 Enough, please.

00:36:23.000 Enough.

00:36:25.000 Yeah, that's how you treat him.

00:36:26.000 That's how New Yorkers treat people who are badgering them.

00:36:31.000 So anyway, he's getting attacked and he has a chance to retaliate.

00:36:35.000 So he gets on and he goes, can you believe this shit fucking coming out of here?

00:36:40.000 These cunts keep screaming at me. 1.00

00:36:42.000 And so CNN just cuts him off.

00:36:45.000 So here's Laura Ingram talking about it.

00:36:49.000 That was great.

00:36:51.000 Oh, no, it was task force.

00:36:54.000 And they can dish it out to Trump.

00:36:57.000 They can accuse him of everything, xenophobia, racism.

00:37:00.000 And the second he stands up and calls them on their nonsense, they cry foul and cut away.

00:37:07.000 We are cutting into what was not a White House coronavirus task force briefing.

00:37:12.000 I am Ari Melbourne.

00:37:13.000 Our special coverage continues.

00:37:15.000 We are going to avoid airing any more of this White House briefing until it returns to the US.

00:37:21.000 Dude, this is something it was supposed to be, which was the coronavirus task force providing medical information.

00:37:26.000 So they don't like the tables being turned on them.

00:37:29.000 I love it.

00:37:30.000 There's a reason why the majority.

00:37:32.000 Isn't that amazing?

00:37:33.000 This is actually a And this is Larry Elders saying why the media hates him.

00:37:42.000 I want to ask you something about this, by the way.

00:37:44.000 Okay, go ahead and play it.

00:37:45.000 Democrats believe that President Trump said that there were good Nazis and bad Nazis and good white nationalists and bad white nationalists.

00:37:52.000 There's a reason why the majority of Democrats believe that Donald Trump mocked the handicap reporter when he did no such thing.

00:37:57.000 There's a reason that the majority of Democrats believe that Donald Trump referred to the coronavirus as a hoax.

00:38:02.000 There's a reason that the majority of Democrats believe the Russians not only interfered with the election, Sean and Sean, but believe that the Russians actually changed vote tallies.

00:38:11.000 And the answer is the liberal media, the bias, the hatred towards Trump, the hatred towards Republicans, the hatred towards conservatives.

00:38:17.000 And this is the president who, for the first time.

00:38:23.000 Bananas.

00:38:24.000 So weird.

00:38:24.000 Okay, keep going.

00:38:25.000 It's like making a sword that is hurting people that you like.

00:38:29.000 Wow, you really need to go to an analogy class.

00:38:33.000 In a full-throated manner and taken on the media.

00:38:37.000 I don't understand this.

00:38:40.000 Is he joking?

00:38:41.000 Is that a joke?

00:38:43.000 The Sopranos was over before Trump was running for office.

00:38:48.000 I don't understand.

00:38:50.000 Can you explain that to me?

00:38:53.000 Maybe some viewers at home can send him a letter.

00:38:55.000 I'm scraping my brain, and I got nothing.

00:38:58.000 I'm usually the master of coming up with At least something, even if it's horse shit.

00:39:02.000 Sopranos, you mean the actors who play on the show?

00:39:08.000 Anyway, maybe making Tony Soprano look like it, but no, what?

00:39:12.000 And call them fake news, and they can't stand it.

00:39:15.000 Oh, they are kidding.

00:39:16.000 That's the Superman logo.

00:39:20.000 They started out saying it's these guys, and then they just are joking now, right?

00:39:24.000 They realize too late he was a serious candidate, and now they're mad at themselves for making him the president of the United States.

00:39:30.000 In February, did you catch that?

00:39:32.000 All right, that's enough.

00:39:33.000 That's enough, Trump, for one day.

00:39:34.000 But did you catch that?

00:39:35.000 He's saying that they all laughed and mocked and gave him tons of airtime and provoked.

00:39:41.000 This is what you did, dumbasses.

00:39:43.000 You provoked the Rust Belt and the Midwest and Southerners and called them all trash and beneath you and they're fucking disgusting.

00:39:52.000 I told you I heard the manager of my bar, I won't say the name of it, saying that the entire, it's weird hearing Democrats with a New York accent.

00:40:03.000 I'll never, it's almost as weird as when you see union guys like electricians and plumbers with pro-Hillary signs and you're like, do you guys have to wash your hands after you're done your rally?

00:40:12.000 I know we hate her.

00:40:13.000 I love cartoons, you know, the fucking little cat with the dog.

00:40:16.000 I like that.

00:40:17.000 But he goes, I swear to God, they should just have a fucking, I wish just a giant hurricane just would wash out the middle of the States and just drain it into the Gulf of Mexico.

00:40:27.000 Just leave the coastal cities.

00:40:30.000 Hearing that sentiment with that accent is like eating out Jazz Jennings.

00:40:36.000 Enough.

00:40:37.000 Please.

00:40:39.000 I'll stop talking about Trump.

00:40:39.000 Okay, okay.

00:40:41.000 But no, this is the last thing.

00:40:43.000 I alluded to this earlier, so I have to get to it.

00:40:45.000 This Seth Meyers myth.

00:40:46.000 You can watch this whole video on your own.

00:40:48.000 I've never heard of this dude before.

00:40:50.000 What's his name?

00:40:51.000 Seth Meyers.

00:40:53.000 Are you kidding?

00:40:54.000 Yes.

00:40:55.000 Thank God.

00:40:58.000 Let me zoom out.

00:40:59.000 Donald Trump is both an emblem and an enabler of a broken government.

00:41:04.000 And that government has put lives at risk with its arrogance and incompetence.

00:41:07.000 His eyebrows are one of the best.

00:41:08.000 Looks like an old lady. 1.00

00:41:10.000 Hollywood elite talk show host.

00:41:11.000 We've come to Seth Meyers, and on his recent latest segment about President Trump, he again, like others, misinterprets.

00:41:18.000 I'm sorry, this is off topic, but Seth, has it occurred to you that it's really distracting to have a black hinge and a black handle on either side of your head?

00:41:30.000 I can't concentrate.

00:41:32.000 ...and lies straight to his audience about President Trump.

00:41:37.000 But today, he's finally getting debunked on Scott's sovereignty.

00:41:40.000 But before we start, welcome everyone to Scott's...

00:41:42.000 Scout more, dude.

00:41:44.000 Oh, that's it.

00:41:45.000 Me?

00:41:46.000 Yeah.

00:41:46.000 No, that's the whole.

00:41:48.000 No, I can't.

00:41:48.000 I want to see view counts.

00:41:50.000 Oh, oh, okay.

00:41:53.000 Yeah, the people at home, they want to be able to see who the uploader is.

00:41:58.000 We're an America-first channel where every day we make fun of the radical left and discuss the serious issues impacting America today.

00:42:04.000 If you want to support our channel, please leave a like, comment, and the most important thing you can do is to click the subscribe button and hit the notification bell so you don't miss our next upload.

00:42:13.000 And let's begin.

00:42:14.000 In the beginning of his criticisms of Trump, he states that Trump doesn't like to hear the word testing and that he complains that the federal government's job is not to test people.

00:42:23.000 Let's watch.

00:42:24.000 At one of his daily press conferences this week, as the U.S. was continuing to face down a deadly virus spreading rapidly throughout the country, he bristled when the word testing came up and complained that it wasn't the federal government's job to test people.

00:42:37.000 Testing is still a big issue in this country.

00:42:40.000 It's really sped up, so everyone's voice sounds like it.

00:42:44.000 When can hospitals expect to receive a quick turnaround?

00:42:48.000 Are you ready?

00:42:49.000 Hospitals can do their own testing also.

00:42:51.000 States can do their own testing.

00:42:53.000 States are supposed to be doing testing.

00:42:55.000 Hospitals are supposed to be doing testing.

00:42:57.000 Do you understand that?

00:42:58.000 With a federal government, listen, with a federal government, we're not supposed to stand on street corners doing testing.

00:43:05.000 Trump thinks testing happens on street corners because if he weren't president, he'd definitely be selling fake tests on street corners right now.

00:43:12.000 Taking one thing he says out of the whole picture and running with it as the truth is stupid.

00:43:17.000 Congratulations.

00:43:18.000 You're impressing nobody.

00:43:19.000 Now, onto his claims about Trump not liking the word testing.

00:43:23.000 I mean, let's look at it in his situation.

00:43:25.000 The media's priority is to sensationalize this virus as they're glorifying and scaring the American public, even though they're supposed to do the opposite.

00:43:33.000 So when another one of these reporters try to come and bring this sensationalization of the virus to President Trump, he doesn't like it because it's taking away the airtime from the questions that Americans need to know and the information he's trying to tell us.

00:43:46.000 Also, President Trump never said that it isn't the federal government's job to test people.

00:43:51.000 He uses the word also, like if done, to imply that it isn't just one entity or thing that's responsible for doing all the work, but multiple.

00:43:59.000 We live in a federal-style government.

00:44:01.000 That means local and state government don't have to wait for the federal government.

00:44:04.000 He also talks about how Seth Myers says it's horrible that we've lost Bernie because he was going to give us Medicare for all.

00:44:11.000 And the host, that Scott guy, says, but you just said that the government is broken.

00:44:17.000 So on the one hand, you hate this government and think it's useless.

00:44:20.000 And then on the other hand, you want them to have even more power and control everyone's personal health.

00:44:26.000 And again, I've lived in Britain.

00:44:28.000 I've lived in Canada.

00:44:30.000 Medicare for all ain't all it's cracked up to be.

00:44:34.000 It's pretty shitty.

00:44:36.000 My grandmother died waiting for a hip replacement while refugees were put ahead of her. 1.00

00:44:43.000 She said, I'm 92 years old.

00:44:45.000 I should have a platinum health card by now for all the money I've paid into this.

00:44:50.000 And I've got a two-year waiting list.

00:44:53.000 Two years to wait for hips. 1.00

00:44:55.000 Well, these bloody, and she did use a bad racial epithet, these bloody packies get shot to the front of the line. 1.00

00:45:03.000 Speaking of refugees, welcome.

00:45:06.000 No one is talking, did we cover this yet?

00:45:08.000 This seven-year-old who was beheaded by a Muslim?

00:45:12.000 They just say like, some crazy lady hurt a girl. 1.00

00:45:15.000 No, a Muslim beheaded a seven-year-old girl.

00:45:19.000 Refugees welcome in Britain.

00:45:22.000 Turns out the smelling laws did try to behead her in the MSN are hiding the facts.

00:45:25.000 People in this country need to take back control now.

00:45:26.000 This is Emmy Samuel who was stabbed to death in Bolton Park.

00:45:30.000 So again, we value not seeming xenophobic over not just our own lives, but our children's lives.

00:45:41.000 You can behead a seven-year-old girl as long as when I report it, I don't get too offensive.

00:45:49.000 Let's not stir the pot.

00:45:53.000 Fucking insane.

00:45:55.000 So yeah, don't get that excited about Medicare.

00:45:58.000 We have a lot of high-quality letters that I kind of want to get to.

00:46:02.000 I have a bunch of other silly stories, but nothing pressing.

00:46:05.000 And I feel like we've already got the news portion out of the way.

00:46:10.000 What do you say?

00:46:11.000 I say.

00:46:13.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.

00:46:17.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

00:46:23.000 Let me touch it.

00:46:31.000 Okay, I want to jump to one.

00:46:39.000 This seems to have fair reporting of it, by the way.

00:46:41.000 The Geller Report?

00:46:43.000 What's the Geller Report, Ryan?

00:46:45.000 Is that Michelle Geller?

00:46:45.000 I don't know.

00:46:48.000 Michelle Geller.

00:46:49.000 Who's that?

00:46:49.000 Pamela Geller, sorry.

00:46:50.000 Yes, of course it's Pamela Geller.

00:46:52.000 But this has the full.

00:46:53.000 The woman we've had on the show several times, who I consider a friend, who I've had beers with.

00:46:58.000 Yeah.

00:46:58.000 Well, her site seems to have good coverage of the story.

00:46:58.000 Yes.

00:47:01.000 Yeah.

00:47:02.000 She also had her children doxed, and it's completely disappeared from the public eye since then.

00:47:09.000 So she's not exactly a good example of the news being fair.

00:47:14.000 She's the only one brave enough to do it, and they ruined her life and jeopardized her children's safety because of it.

00:47:21.000 Hey, Gavin and Ryan, I'm a big fan of the show.

00:47:23.000 What do you think of the possibility of a universal DH for the 2020 season?

00:47:30.000 Do you know what that is?

00:47:32.000 Designated hitter.

00:47:32.000 No.

00:47:34.000 How would that affect the Mets?

00:47:34.000 Yes.

00:47:36.000 So right now in the American League, pitchers don't have to hit.

00:47:40.000 And you can have guys whose sole job is just hitting.

00:47:43.000 The National League, which the Mets are in, they don't do that.

00:47:49.000 But let's talk to an expert on this subject, my son.

00:47:52.000 *Bell rings*

00:48:00.000 Hello?

00:48:01.000 Hi.

00:48:05.000 Hi.

00:48:06.000 How are you?

00:48:08.000 Good.

00:48:09.000 How would a universal DH affect the Mets?

00:48:12.000 Well, it would more help them than affect them.

00:48:15.000 The only thing it will affect them, well, the only thing bad is that the Mets have really good hitting pitchers.

00:48:23.000 And then when they're playing other teams in the National League, then when their pitchers are up, it's not always an automatic out like some teams.

00:48:30.000 But it's really good because they'll probably have like JD Davis as their DH.

00:48:37.000 And he's like a really good hitter.

00:48:38.000 But he's a really bad defender, so that's why they're going to make him a DH.

00:48:42.000 And that means that the Mets will have an extra hitter that's not a pitcher 650 times throughout the season.

00:48:51.000 Oh, really?

00:48:53.000 Oh, you did the math.

00:48:55.000 Every time that like Cindergaard's hitting, that would be a much better hitter 650 times.

00:49:02.000 Right.

00:49:03.000 And also, I don't want DeGrom and Cindergaard batting.

00:49:07.000 I'm scared of them hurting themselves.

00:49:10.000 Yeah, I guess.

00:49:11.000 And similarly, I want Cespidus just to be a hitter.

00:49:15.000 I don't like him out there in the field.

00:49:16.000 The guy is always twisting his ankle and hurting himself.

00:49:20.000 When did we last have Cespidus on the field?

00:49:24.000 I don't remember.

00:49:25.000 Like a year and a half ago.

00:49:27.000 A long time ago.

00:49:29.000 I remember he came back for two games and then got hurt again.

00:49:32.000 Yeah.

00:49:34.000 Okay, so are you pro or against universal designated hitter for the entire for All-American All-National?

00:49:41.000 Pro, I guess.

00:49:42.000 Even though it's kind of exciting to see pictures hit.

00:49:44.000 Last year DeGrom was like one of the only players in a super long time to hit a home run and throw and pitch a shutout.

00:49:53.000 I'm pretty sure.

00:49:54.000 It was something like that, but it was cool.

00:49:56.000 Yeah, that's exciting.

00:49:57.000 I was thinking, because they're doing it to get more action in the game.

00:50:00.000 But if you want more action in the game, maybe set the pitchers mound back a little bit.

00:50:05.000 Yeah, I never really thought of that.

00:50:08.000 Well, if you need any help with baseball, I'm your guy, okay?

00:50:14.000 All right.

00:50:14.000 See you later.

00:50:15.000 Johnny's a noob.

00:50:18.000 Check that one in.

00:50:19.000 Did you hear what he says?

00:50:20.000 Yes.

00:50:20.000 Johnny's a noob.

00:50:24.000 Johnny may have gotten him with the best one of all time, though.

00:50:28.000 Who was that?

00:50:30.000 He was like, Duncan was saying, I'm trying to remember all the teams that have had shutouts in the past three years.

00:50:38.000 There's the White Sox, and then as he's going through that list, Johnny, who's only seven and pronounces church church and merch mooch, says, hmm, I'm trying to think of all the people that are a noob.

00:50:55.000 There's, and then just says his brother's name six times in a row.

00:51:01.000 All right, this is Jason.

00:51:03.000 We all remember the Proclaimers and their 500 mile song that was played to death in the 80s.

00:51:09.000 But it came across this cool jam of theirs a while back.

00:51:13.000 Stop making a while one word, Benny Johnson.

00:51:18.000 It's two words.

00:51:20.000 you stupid fuck. 0.99

00:51:27.000 You know You know who you know he did 500 miles.

00:51:34.000 Do you remember that?

00:51:36.000 No.

00:51:36.000 Yeah.

00:51:36.000 I don't understand it.

00:51:45.000 I'm not going to talk about it.

00:51:46.000 Alright, that's enough.

00:51:57.000 Thanks.

00:51:57.000 That reminds me, by the way, I was going to mention this 2-9.

00:52:01.000 We have discovered the origin of the word fuck.

00:52:05.000 And of course, it's from Scotland.

00:52:07.000 I thought it was German, from frickin' to strike. 1.00

00:52:10.000 Well, I thought it was an acronym for unlawful carnal knowledge, but apparently a bored Scottish student in 1568 wrote it in a manuscript.

00:52:20.000 And this is Cora Bissett.

00:52:21.000 Cora Bissett is a Scottish treasure.

00:52:25.000 She's a singer. 1.00

00:52:26.000 She's from a small mining town that Maggie Thatcher had to shut down. 0.99

00:52:29.000 Everyone hated Thatcher in Scotland, but Maggie Thatcher shut it down because it was impossible to mine there. 1.00

00:52:34.000 It got flooded.

00:52:38.000 But yeah, what's it say?

00:52:39.000 Maybe I wrote it up.

00:52:40.000 Dating back to the 16th century, the Bennettine manuscript is a collection of poems written by George Bennettin while he was a board student locked in his Edinburgh home due to the plague.

00:52:50.000 Oh, we should have come up with some swear words with this pandemic.

00:52:54.000 What about shasless?

00:52:57.000 Kaka.

00:52:58.000 Fuck.

00:52:58.000 No, that's already.

00:53:00.000 You've got to have a k.

00:53:01.000 How about?

00:53:04.000 What about Chishmaxhton? 0.99

00:53:05.000 No, it's too shh-sh.

00:53:08.000 How about tinct?

00:53:09.000 Tinct is...

00:53:13.000 You're frank.

00:53:14.000 It's too much like shit.

00:53:15.000 Stick.

00:53:16.000 You clisp? 0.65

00:53:16.000 Pick. 0.65

00:53:17.000 Clisp.

00:53:18.000 Puck.

00:53:20.000 Flick.

00:53:21.000 Strack.

00:53:22.000 Pock.

00:53:23.000 Pock and flick.

00:53:25.000 Pock.

00:53:25.000 Pock's pretty good.

00:53:27.000 Pock.

00:53:28.000 No, because it sounds too much like fuck.

00:53:30.000 Yeah.

00:53:31.000 Oh, man.

00:53:31.000 Boy, you have to go back to the 16th century in order to come up with words.

00:53:38.000 And you'd have to make one invented.

00:53:39.000 And you have to make one applicable to sexual activity as well.

00:53:42.000 I want to plick you so bad.

00:53:44.000 Fuck Pock.

00:53:45.000 Yeah, Pock.

00:53:46.000 I don't know.

00:53:47.000 Maybe work backwards from that point.

00:53:51.000 Gavin and Ryan, why does Jacob Wall have his own show and why is he getting any airtime from you guys?

00:53:56.000 Before CPAC, the guy is a hoaxer.

00:53:59.000 A clown like that other Wiener Fuentes. 1.00

00:54:01.000 So be careful.

00:54:02.000 The hoax that I'd be careful.

00:54:04.000 What's he going to do?

00:54:05.000 Bite me?

00:54:06.000 Check out Jacob Wall's Wikipedia.

00:54:09.000 But it's pretty bad, no.

00:54:10.000 They call him a fraudster in Wikipedia.

00:54:13.000 Isn't this supposed to be a dictionary?

00:54:14.000 I thought mine was bad, but Jacob Wall's is worse.

00:54:18.000 It's worse than yours.

00:54:19.000 If you don't like a show on the network, I don't watch it.

00:54:22.000 I don't understand why you would complain.

00:54:24.000 You're not paying any more money for it.

00:54:34.000 I keep adding them.

00:54:35.000 If there was a whole sports page that was just Mets talk, and it was an hour a day of MetsTalk, why would you give a shit?

00:54:40.000 Just don't click on the sports page.

00:54:43.000 Is an American far right? 0.92

00:54:45.000 They love that fucking word far right.

00:54:47.000 Conspiracy theorist, fraudster, and internet troll.

00:54:55.000 Fuck.

00:54:56.000 Fraudster.

00:54:57.000 You can't put fraudster in the dictionary, can you?

00:55:02.000 John Tessie.

00:55:03.000 Oop, I'm going to say his name.

00:55:05.000 Why don't people want their names said, by the way?

00:55:07.000 You're going to get fired for having written to a show?

00:55:09.000 You're going to get in trouble for writing to a show?

00:55:11.000 You're going to be brave for writing into a show?

00:55:14.000 John, could you just step into my office, please?

00:55:16.000 Yeah, boss.

00:55:17.000 Were you watching a show?

00:55:19.000 Yeah.

00:55:21.000 Did you know that's a far-right show?

00:55:23.000 And the network has a fraudster on it?

00:55:27.000 You're fired.

00:55:29.000 I told you not to watch shows that are politically different from me on your spare time.

00:55:33.000 Yeah.

00:55:34.000 Because we're living in fucking crazy Soviet 1984 thing?

00:55:39.000 God, grow some fucking balls, John.

00:55:42.000 Sorry if you already answered this, but I definitely never heard of a big Kenny versus Spenny fan.

00:55:46.000 Why?

00:55:48.000 It's fake.

00:55:49.000 And I'm obviously aware you judged who is cooler competition.

00:55:52.000 I was wondering what you think of those guys.

00:55:53.000 Do you have any good stories about them?

00:55:54.000 And I've said on your own your interaction.

00:55:56.000 I want to fuck you with my heels. 1.00

00:55:57.000 A lot of people ask that.

00:55:58.000 Yeah, a lot of people ask that.

00:55:58.000 A lot of people ask about the Kenny Spenny.

00:56:00.000 It's got a big cult following.

00:56:03.000 Yeah, I like Kenny Spenny.

00:56:04.000 Fine.

00:56:05.000 I think Spenny is a fucking loser.

00:56:08.000 But Kenny Hotz is a high-quality dude.

00:56:12.000 He was a writer for South Park.

00:56:14.000 So was Kirsten Schall, who's on Bob's Burgers now.

00:56:17.000 But the problem with being a writer for South Park is it's 99.9% written by the gay dude. 0.99

00:56:26.000 What's his name?

00:56:28.000 I didn't know he was gay, Trey Parker or Matt Stone?

00:56:30.000 Trey Parker.

00:56:31.000 So it's just Matt Stone playing.

00:56:35.000 Oh, this is them being each other.

00:56:37.000 It's just Matt Stone, Christian Schaul, and Kenny Hotz playing video games.

00:56:48.000 Forget it.

00:56:50.000 Time out.

00:56:52.000 This is not part of the competition.

00:56:55.000 What the fuck are you doing?

00:56:56.000 That is...

00:56:58.000 Yes.

00:56:59.000 I want to crew everybody in here.

00:57:01.000 I don't know if I have any great Kenny Hots stories.

00:57:03.000 He's a high-quality dude.

00:57:04.000 His dad died at a young age.

00:57:06.000 I consider him a friend.

00:57:07.000 Even no matter how much the shit hits the fan of my life, he's always there, always happy to talk.

00:57:13.000 One funny thing we did, we were at Max Fish, the bar in these village where I met my wife, and there was some guy writing in his journal.

00:57:21.000 And I'm mean.

00:57:23.000 Ain't no nice guy.

00:57:25.000 And so is Kenny.

00:57:28.000 And we were talking and we're going, can you imagine the kind of shit garbage that's in that thing?

00:57:34.000 And he goes, oh my God, who brings a journal to a bar?

00:57:39.000 It was late at night, too.

00:57:41.000 Like, it's not a cafe at 2 p.m.

00:57:44.000 So I said to him, I walked over to him and I said, oh, I have that exact journal.

00:57:50.000 He's like, oh, yeah.

00:57:51.000 And he closes it and he's like, yeah, it's moleskin, I guess, leather.

00:57:55.000 And I go, actually, no, that looks thicker than mine.

00:57:57.000 Can I see that?

00:57:58.000 I go, oh, no, no, this is my.

00:57:58.000 And I'm holding up.

00:58:00.000 No.

00:58:02.000 No.

00:58:02.000 I still have it somewhere.

00:58:04.000 Wow.

00:58:05.000 Yeah.

00:58:06.000 You have it here.

00:58:07.000 I might, you know.

00:58:09.000 You son of a bitch.

00:58:14.000 Oh, that's my yearbook.

00:58:17.000 I'll dig it up sometime.

00:58:18.000 That's banana. 0.97

00:58:19.000 Yeah, I have a few.

00:58:20.000 I've been stealing diaries for a long time.

00:58:22.000 Holy crap.

00:58:22.000 I have a big book I should show on the show.

00:58:24.000 Glad you're not in my apartment anymore because I'm a diary kind of guy.

00:58:27.000 You're not.

00:58:28.000 I know.

00:58:29.000 Well, you're illiterate.

00:58:30.000 What are you going to write?

00:58:31.000 Me play video game today.

00:58:33.000 Just draw a dog.

00:58:34.000 Is he having mean?

00:58:35.000 And then a sad face with tears.

00:58:36.000 Looks like he saw a shitty dog every day of his life.

00:58:41.000 I felt worthless.

00:58:42.000 I felt ugly.

00:58:43.000 I felt gay.

00:58:45.000 There's one I'll dig up.

00:58:47.000 And she's obviously just got a dark room.

00:58:50.000 So there's all these pictures of her and her friends, but she's like 17 or 18.

00:58:55.000 And so there's nothing there, right?

00:58:57.000 You have all this awesome technology and these beautiful prints of just like your friend, your fat friend, like the one we were talking about at the beginning of the show, just like going, looking out.

00:59:06.000 And then she has this handwritten poetry about all.

00:59:09.000 And she's writing about herself like she's Anne Frank or something.

00:59:13.000 And it says, it'll have Melissa with like her stupid sweater on looking out over a lake.

00:59:19.000 And it says, Melissa was the first one to befriend her.

00:59:23.000 Ew.

00:59:24.000 Elizabeth II.

00:59:26.000 They laughed a lot.

00:59:28.000 I miss them.

00:59:29.000 Oh, my God.

00:59:31.000 Oh, my God.

00:59:32.000 That sounds really depressing.

00:59:33.000 It's really good.

00:59:34.000 What's crazy Dinash thinks he's a dope?

00:59:36.000 You know what we'll do?

00:59:37.000 We'll get like, we'll put the camera high and shoot it down, and I can turn the pages like that.

00:59:42.000 We'll have a diary day.

00:59:43.000 I'll bring in all my stolen diaries.

00:59:45.000 Thank you for that suggestion.

00:59:46.000 Doodle Cam, Stolen Diaries.

00:59:51.000 A guy named Joe recommending the song we just played.

00:59:54.000 Hey, Gav, I remember you wearing a shirt that says, don't let me do shots or Coke.

00:59:58.000 I'm not sure if you designed this shirt or where the original was created, but if you sold those on your website, I'm sure they'd blow the fuck up.

01:00:03.000 See what happens.

01:00:04.000 Yeah, that's a great suggestion.

01:00:05.000 And yes, I did design that shirt.

01:00:07.000 And the funny part about that shirt is I was not kidding.

01:00:10.000 I used to get blackout drunk so often.

01:00:13.000 I would leave notes to people on my body.

01:00:16.000 I used to write on my belly, wear a condom before I decided condoms are bullshit.

01:00:23.000 So whenever someone got down there, someone, a lady, not jazz, they would see that they should probably wrap it.

01:00:32.000 And don't let me do shots or coke, yeah.

01:00:34.000 Because sometimes I would feel like, especially at South by Southwest where I invented the shirt, I felt like I was sort of passing myself off.

01:00:42.000 You know what I mean?

01:00:43.000 Like, bye, pushing a little boat out into the sea.

01:00:47.000 Take care of me, world.

01:00:48.000 Bye me.

01:00:49.000 See you in 12 hours.

01:00:52.000 If lost, return to.

01:00:53.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:00:54.000 Exactly.

01:00:55.000 I'd fucking tie my address to my arm.

01:00:58.000 Hey, Gavin Rye.

01:00:59.000 Showed up my feet today.

01:01:00.000 He's like my spirit animal, Mayo and Hair Cringe. 0.96

01:01:02.000 Of course, they're talking about Big Ed, I think his name is, right?

01:01:06.000 Yes.

01:01:06.000 90-day fiancé.

01:01:08.000 Yep.

01:01:08.000 He's brutal.

01:01:11.000 Brutal.

01:01:14.000 Corey, hello, Gavin and Ryan.

01:01:15.000 I like Kevin James too, but he is supposedly a douche to fans.

01:01:18.000 He will not let common folk look him in the eyes.

01:01:20.000 See link below.

01:01:20.000 I'm totally against harassing stars, but that sounds pretty gay.

01:01:23.000 What should fans do if we see you in public?

01:01:26.000 Nothing.

01:01:27.000 Yell, I like your new sunglasses.

01:01:28.000 See, handy.

01:01:31.000 Oh, look at this guy's source.

01:01:34.000 Culture?

01:01:34.000 A gossip video.

01:01:37.000 From Nikki Swift.

01:01:39.000 Yeah, stop.

01:01:40.000 Men do not get their information from gossip clickbait. 0.99

01:01:43.000 From watch mojo style videos.

01:01:45.000 But yeah, if you see me on the street, just yell like you knew sunglasses and I'll just go like that.

01:01:53.000 What do you want with the fucking picture?

01:01:57.000 I saw a cool clip.

01:01:58.000 I think I sent this to you.

01:01:58.000 This is 2-2.

01:02:00.000 Phil Robertson was learning what selfies are, and his son, who I forget his name, had just discovered it, too.

01:02:08.000 What?

01:02:09.000 Phil has now.

01:02:10.000 Well, the degree in which they're done.

01:02:12.000 Oh, I see.

01:02:12.000 Phil has now discovered the most slippery thing in life.

01:02:18.000 Because, look, there are people taking selfies.

01:02:20.000 Look, everyone between the ages of 13 and 20, here's what they do.

01:02:25.000 Here's the big thing now.

01:02:27.000 I know we're completely off on a rabbit chase.

01:02:30.000 They take pictures of themselves literally every few minutes and send it to their friends.

01:02:36.000 Then their friends, they send it back of their cell.

01:02:40.000 I know this because when I first under 20 years of age, he hates cell phones in general.

01:02:50.000 Like he hated cell phones in the 90s when it was just a flip phone.

01:02:54.000 It's like, if you want to make a fucking phone, we didn't swear, but if you want to make a phone call, you go up to your phone, you dial it, and it stays there in the house.

01:03:02.000 I should just clip this on the soundboard just that reading.

01:03:05.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

01:03:06.000 Yeah.

01:03:08.000 Phil.

01:03:10.000 He looks like somebody who, when somebody's speaking a different language to you and you're just trying to parse what they're saying.

01:03:17.000 When I was checking her phone, which if you have a person under 20 years of age in your house, you need to check their phone constantly.

01:03:25.000 And so my daughter hadn't had a phone in months.

01:03:28.000 And so.

01:03:29.000 That's y'all's job, Ness, not mine.

01:03:31.000 Y'all monitor your own children.

01:03:33.000 I'm old grandpa around there.

01:03:35.000 But I've noticed one of the things they do is they do that.

01:03:38.000 They send that all day, 24-7, of pictures of themselves.

01:03:43.000 To each other.

01:03:45.000 The entire time.

01:03:46.000 Everybody on there has multiple selfies within an hour.

01:03:52.000 So when you say we're going down a slippery slope, we've fallen off a cliff on that.

01:03:56.000 If that's a sign of slippery slope.

01:04:00.000 I'm beginning to gather from what you just said on how far out of touch I actually am.

01:04:07.000 Well, I thought it was pretty interesting.

01:04:09.000 I don't know what the obsession is with taking a picture of yourself and sending it.

01:04:13.000 I have no desire.

01:04:14.000 But I've noticed no desire.

01:04:17.000 That'd be funny if you got pictures of that guy.

01:04:21.000 Yeah.

01:04:21.000 I'm on a dad mega chat for the dads in my neighborhood.

01:04:25.000 I should just start sending tons and tons of pictures of myself.

01:04:29.000 Just like, here's me.

01:04:33.000 And they're never even doing gestures, though.

01:04:35.000 It's always just like...

01:04:36.000 Here's me looking my best at this moment.

01:04:38.000 Yeah.

01:04:39.000 Yeah.

01:04:39.000 Look at this.

01:04:39.000 This is my shirt.

01:04:41.000 This is from Matt.

01:04:42.000 Hey, guys, watching Monday's podcast and you brought up socialism doesn't do well with numbers.

01:04:46.000 What he means is socialists don't do well with numbers.

01:04:49.000 That same day, I saw this hippie socialist chick from a high school talking with her friends on her Facebook post about how Walmart could pay their employees $100,000 more. 0.96

01:05:00.000 But wait a minute.

01:05:01.000 Say the math of that worked out, which it obviously doesn't.

01:05:05.000 That job isn't worth $100,000.

01:05:07.000 So you should keep that money.

01:05:09.000 You know what I mean?

01:05:10.000 Like if someone's sweep taking out the garbage at McDonald's and the guy who owns McDonald's is a trillionaire, should he be paying the garbage guy 300 grand a year?

01:05:20.000 He's now the richest garbage guy in the world?

01:05:24.000 No.

01:05:25.000 You get what the market, the market has minimum wage, which I don't think should exist, but taking out garbage all day, that's a $12 an hour job.

01:05:35.000 Anyone, anyone can do it, and a lot of animals can.

01:05:39.000 They really have no idea how numbers and economics work.

01:05:42.000 How do you even have a conversation with this kind of ignorance?

01:05:46.000 Now, I looked this up and I thought this would be a fun thing for you.

01:05:51.000 So apparently Walmart has 2.2 million employees, right?

01:05:56.000 And they make $40 million a day in profit.

01:06:04.000 $40 million a day.

01:06:05.000 Now let's watch this.

01:06:07.000 Remember I said Ryan is so dumb that it's fascinating?

01:06:10.000 Yes.

01:06:10.000 Ryan.

01:06:11.000 Yes.

01:06:12.000 If a company has profits of $40 million a day.

01:06:17.000 A day.

01:06:18.000 And they have, let's make it easy, 2 million employees instead of 2.2.

01:06:23.000 How much money is that per employee they could give? 0.92

01:06:27.000 So they have 40 million profit.

01:06:29.000 Yep.

01:06:29.000 And they want to give it to 2 million people.

01:06:32.000 40.

01:06:34.000 So would that be 0.2?

01:06:37.000 No.

01:06:38.000 0.5?

01:06:40.000 No, it would be 20 bucks an employee.

01:06:43.000 40 divided by 2 is 20.

01:06:47.000 40 oranges divided by 20 oranges is a All right, give me another one.

01:06:56.000 No.

01:06:57.000 So anyway, Walmart could give their employees another $20 a day, but now they have zero profits.

01:07:04.000 And I assume you need profits to build more.

01:07:06.000 I'm not bananas about Walmart.

01:07:10.000 And the fact that I think they make something like 15% of America's GDP.

01:07:16.000 And if they were a country, they'd be about the 12th most wealthy country in the world.

01:07:21.000 And they've completely destroyed mom and pop stores, but so is Amazon.

01:07:26.000 But this idea that you're not allowed to have profits and all these workers have, that's called communism.

01:07:32.000 And again, it's only another $20 per day.

01:07:35.000 So they could essentially, basically her gripe is that Walmart could tip.

01:07:43.000 No names, please, says this guy.

01:07:48.000 Did Trump really sign over our country to FEMA three weeks?

01:07:50.000 I don't care about that.

01:07:56.000 I can't get this song out of my head.

01:07:57.000 I don't care.

01:07:59.000 There's a new email that seems pretty interesting that just came in, and it has video included.

01:08:06.000 It better be fucking interesting, Ryan, because I've been through most of these.

01:08:09.000 So you're interrupting my mailbag to show me something that I don't think you've even read.

01:08:14.000 Well, this one's brand new.

01:08:15.000 He said that there was somebody.

01:08:16.000 Who cares if it's brand new?

01:08:18.000 I don't know.

01:08:20.000 Somebody in Walmart dressed like this.

01:08:32.000 He said he was following him for 15 minutes trying to get a good look at him.

01:08:36.000 He has a hazmat suit on.

01:08:38.000 No, he doesn't.

01:08:40.000 He has jeans and a sweatshirt.

01:08:41.000 He has a hazmat face mask thing.

01:08:43.000 Wow, Ryan, thanks for interrupting the show to show me someone being a little excessive with their mask wearing.

01:08:52.000 Oh, boy.

01:08:54.000 By the way, that guy who sent that in sent that stupid email twice.

01:08:59.000 And it's, you know, don't fill up my inbox with videos.

01:09:03.000 Look at this retail buying groceries.

01:09:04.000 My son and I couldn't stop laughing.

01:09:06.000 There's glassy new bomber high.

01:09:07.000 A stock disposal.

01:09:08.000 Yeah, that's a boring letter, Jason.

01:09:13.000 Catchy Crackhead.

01:09:15.000 Should we give that a whirl?

01:09:18.000 Okay, let's see.

01:09:21.000 I can't get this song out of my head.

01:09:23.000 This gentleman is playing with only one guitar string.

01:09:25.000 I think you'll appreciate it.

01:09:26.000 I present you with the meme first.

01:09:28.000 All right, let's just do the meme.

01:09:33.000 playing something else at the same time.

01:09:51.000 Chicken on the corn game.

01:09:55.000 Hey, Gav, big fan.

01:09:56.000 I saw that you said that Louis C.K. is the greatest comedian of all time after seeing his new special.

01:09:59.000 I'm wondering, what is your length, depth, and comprehensive opinion on your fellow comedian Mark Norm McDonald?

01:10:05.000 Of course he's a fucking genius.

01:10:07.000 He's fantastic.

01:10:08.000 Yes.

01:10:10.000 And yeah, he lasts forever.

01:10:12.000 But Louis's different.

01:10:15.000 Like, why did you just leave a perfectly fuckable pig when he's talking about God?

01:10:21.000 What if God made animals so we could fuck? 1.00

01:10:23.000 And when he found out we ate them, he was horrified.

01:10:25.000 Like, I don't see Norm McDonald.

01:10:27.000 Norm McDonald is incredibly witty and has a high IQ and delivers these great concepts.

01:10:32.000 And you can never tell if he's serious or not.

01:10:34.000 That's actually something maybe I don't like about Norm.

01:10:37.000 I don't like characters like Andrew Dice Clay or Chip Chipperson.

01:10:42.000 I like just you talking and telling me how it is.

01:10:44.000 And Louis C.K. is being totally and utterly sincere.

01:10:47.000 And Norm always has a trick up his sleeve.

01:10:49.000 Now, it's always a genius trick.

01:10:52.000 This is great, but it feels the same way.

01:10:54.000 I think when you're at SNL, you're seeing so many different things behind the scenes.

01:10:58.000 There are often things to give away that are yours to give away.

01:11:01.000 Norm played it in a way that is very Norm McDonald.

01:11:04.000 And he went on to praise you, but I don't know what that means.

01:11:07.000 I mean, how do you choose not to reveal what to share and what not to share with you?

01:11:13.000 I always think, what would Seth Myers do?

01:11:19.000 Ridiculous.

01:11:22.000 Do you have like a necklace or something with a WWSMD on it?

01:11:27.000 And whenever you're in a pickle, I don't know if it's this one or somewhere else, but he shits on him a couple times.

01:11:32.000 He's like, I always think, you know, if I'm looking to do something funny, what would Seth Meyers do?

01:11:38.000 And then he laughs.

01:11:39.000 he's got a problem with Seth Meyers.

01:11:40.000 Yeah, he's got a real problem.

01:11:42.000 Everyone's saying does.

01:11:43.000 Yeah.

01:11:43.000 All right, last letter.

01:11:44.000 Hey, Gavin, I've seen an episode where you talk about sign language.

01:11:48.000 You state there's only one sign language, which is not true.

01:11:51.000 There is no universal sign language.

01:11:52.000 There are many different languages in sign language in different countries, such as American Sign Language, British Sign Language, French Sign Language, and so on.

01:12:00.000 And get this pidgin sign language doesn't exist, unfortunately, which is absurd.

01:12:05.000 I know, I'm a deaf person myself.

01:12:07.000 Lots of typos in this letter, deaf person. 0.50

01:12:12.000 Oh, okay.

01:12:13.000 Here's a video.

01:12:13.000 And strange capitalization.

01:12:16.000 I apologize.

01:12:18.000 We have been fact-checked.

01:12:19.000 I was wrong.

01:12:20.000 I thought there was one universal sign language and everyone else had to follow it.

01:12:25.000 They all look very dumb.

01:12:28.000 You know, the elephant in the room with a lot of handicaps. 1.00

01:12:30.000 And this may be true of this particular writer, the way he capitalizes sign language and put the whole email in italics.

01:12:38.000 They say deaf high schools are, they have terrible grades, right? 1.00

01:12:43.000 And you go, but you're just deaf. 0.95

01:12:45.000 You can read books.

01:12:46.000 And I asked a deaf person, why do deaf high schools, why do they have such terrible scores, test scores? 1.00

01:12:54.000 And they go, because the people who are there are very rarely just deaf.

01:12:59.000 Often when you're deaf, there's some other issues going along.

01:13:03.000 And we've sort of brainwashed our populace because it makes us feel nicer to go, if you're blind, you're just me, but blind.

01:13:09.000 It's just like going like this.

01:13:11.000 And if you're deaf, you're just me, but like you can't hear stuff. 1.00

01:13:14.000 No, there's usually a few other issues going on, I'm afraid.

01:13:21.000 They are retarded, and in some ways, they're geniuses. 0.93

01:13:28.000 Okay, this will be the last letter because that was mean and I feel dirty.

01:13:33.000 I live in Ohio, but Pennsylvania has banned liquor sales.

01:13:37.000 The counties that are on the border of Pennsylvania and Ohio are now requiring Ohio identification to buy liquor, apparently to stop people from crossing the border to buy booze.

01:13:46.000 I mean, what is happening to this country?

01:13:48.000 Really unsettling.

01:13:50.000 I thought you guys would find this interesting.

01:13:51.000 I'd love to hear your thoughts.

01:13:52.000 I liking your sunglasses.

01:13:54.000 Thanks.

01:13:55.000 That's messed up, yo.

01:13:57.000 That's bugged out, right?

01:13:59.000 When I decided I'm going to start going to bars again, I didn't realize that a lot of people never stopped.

01:14:07.000 Like, there's the owner and maybe his three friends.

01:14:10.000 They never really stopped.

01:14:13.000 Isn't that messed up?

01:14:14.000 Did I tell you what the fine is for that, by the way, if you're caught?

01:14:16.000 $20,000.

01:14:18.000 $20,000, by the way.

01:14:19.000 That's a lot, by the way.

01:14:20.000 Fucking hell.

01:14:22.000 All right.

01:14:22.000 Final video.

01:14:25.000 Oh, 35.

01:14:26.000 This is a doozy, man.

01:14:27.000 33.

01:14:28.000 No, wait, let's show 34 first.

01:14:30.000 34.

01:14:31.000 This one is weird.

01:14:32.000 This guy obviously has severe mental issues, but he's become a postal worker.

01:14:36.000 Stop, stop, stop.

01:14:37.000 He's going to postal.

01:14:38.000 You may have to kill me from this, actually, or move me to the other side.

01:14:42.000 Oh.

01:14:43.000 So some old lady comes at him bitching about, you gave me the wrong envelope or something, and you'd think as a postal worker, you go, oh shit, sorry.

01:14:51.000 But he starts freaking out.

01:14:53.000 Talk about bad adrenaline control.

01:14:56.000 Let me see if I could do this.

01:14:57.000 No, no, no.

01:14:58.000 I'd rather it was full screen.

01:15:01.000 You can do without the G for one second.

01:15:04.000 Turn it up.

01:15:04.000 Hey!

01:15:07.000 Nothing hollering at you.

01:15:10.000 I don't answer to people yelling at me.

01:15:11.000 It's just one of my rules.

01:15:13.000 Just quit leaving bad mail at my house.

01:15:14.000 It's not me.

01:15:15.000 It's not me.

01:15:16.000 Get away from me.

01:15:18.000 Leave me alone.

01:15:19.000 Leave me alone.

01:15:22.000 You shouldn't have laughed, asshole.

01:15:24.000 Go back.

01:15:26.000 When he's off cameras, the best part.

01:15:28.000 Leave me alone.

01:15:28.000 Leave me alone, don't leave!

01:15:30.000 *Screams* *Gunshot* *Loud noise*

01:15:36.000 How nuts is that?

01:15:37.000 You remember those kind of guys in grade school?

01:15:39.000 Yeah.

01:15:40.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:15:40.000 There'd be that one kid where you just went, Eddie, cool it.

01:15:44.000 Yeah.

01:15:44.000 Like James Cole or something.

01:15:48.000 Let's do 35, make that the last one. 0.93

01:15:52.000 I'm so glad to be back at the studio.

01:15:55.000 Get this cool picture of my face.

01:15:56.000 Do you know, pause, pause?

01:15:57.000 Did you know that the place, that fashion place, four doors down, got broken into?

01:16:02.000 No.

01:16:03.000 That was another reason I was glad we brought the TriCaster and everything to your apartment because I didn't have to worry about it every day.

01:16:08.000 Because there's no guard downstairs.

01:16:11.000 I don't know what they took, but their lock was all broken off.

01:16:14.000 They just make clothes. 0.78

01:16:16.000 There's probably a bunch of textiles.

01:16:18.000 Watch switches, swaths.

01:16:20.000 I wonder if we'll see the motorcycles taking over the streets.

01:16:24.000 You see that?

01:16:25.000 No?

01:16:26.000 Pat retweeted a video of it where there's just tons of motorcycles in the street.

01:16:30.000 Like the whole, About 100.

01:16:35.000 In the West Side Highway?

01:16:36.000 Upper East Side or Upper West Side.

01:16:38.000 Because they've been doing it on the West Side Highway forever.

01:16:40.000 No, it's like in the streets of the Upper East Side or Upper West Side.

01:16:43.000 Well, now we have to see that.

01:16:44.000 Pretty badass.

01:16:45.000 Now we have to see that.

01:16:47.000 Oh, you went?

01:16:47.000 Okay.

01:16:48.000 Let's do it.

01:16:49.000 And then we'll come back to this as the final video.

01:16:51.000 You got something to say?

01:16:52.000 You can't tease me.

01:16:54.000 Well, the Steinglass is the DA who put the Proud Boys in prison, and he was the guy who prosecuted.

01:16:59.000 Remember when those Puerto Rican biker gangs were taking over the West Side Highway? 1.00

01:17:06.000 They would block it off and then have drag races. 0.99

01:17:09.000 So they were doing that, and some Asian guy in a Range Rover got pissed off.

01:17:12.000 He's like, get out of my way.

01:17:15.000 And so they block him.

01:17:16.000 They start going, fuck you, and hitting the thing.

01:17:18.000 And he freaks out, just like that postal worker.

01:17:20.000 And he ran over one of the motorbikes and he hurt someone.

01:17:24.000 So they all get really pissed off.

01:17:25.000 They chase him.

01:17:27.000 They get him about four blocks over.

01:17:30.000 Here we go.

01:17:30.000 And then they knock him unconscious with one of their helmets.

01:17:33.000 And one of the guys who was there was a detective.

01:17:35.000 He didn't do anything wrong, but he didn't help enough.

01:17:38.000 So he lost his pension, lost everything.

01:17:41.000 Jesus Christ, this is Mad Max.

01:17:43.000 That's got to be 100, right?

01:17:45.000 Where did they get all these from?

01:17:46.000 I mean, do these people live in Harlem?

01:17:48.000 They might live in Jersey.

01:17:50.000 Some of them might live out in Queens with some property, garage space.

01:17:54.000 A couple of them in New York City, Roosevelt Island.

01:17:57.000 There's plenty of places that own a motorcycle.

01:18:00.000 Even in New York City, I'm sure.

01:18:03.000 Look at all the quads.

01:18:05.000 I don't get wheelies. 0.51

01:18:08.000 Could you do wheelies like on the bike?

01:18:10.000 I've never been able to do a wheelie.

01:18:11.000 Never, ever, ever.

01:18:12.000 Never could I. I could do the no hands thing on some bikes.

01:18:16.000 I was on my triumph the other day and I was thinking, is it even physically possible to do a wheelie on this thing?

01:18:22.000 Yeah.

01:18:22.000 Can you look that up?

01:18:23.000 Bonneville Wheelie?

01:18:25.000 Okay.

01:18:25.000 I actually don't even know how they're done.

01:18:28.000 Do you pop, do you have the brakes on and then you release it?

01:18:32.000 No, you're driving.

01:18:33.000 These guys are driving while doing it.

01:18:34.000 Rev it and getting good at it.

01:18:36.000 You can't pull it.

01:18:37.000 You can pull up a bicycle easy peasy.

01:18:40.000 Well, you'd look up a video, Ryan.

01:18:42.000 This is a television show.

01:18:44.000 But like, you're lifting up, I mean, how much is a bike?

01:18:48.000 800 pounds?

01:18:49.000 So you're lifting up 300 pounds?

01:18:53.000 I'm not that strong.

01:18:54.000 Bonneville Wheelie coming up.

01:18:58.000 Whoa.

01:19:02.000 Well, clearly it's a big deal when someone does it.

01:19:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:19:06.000 Hey, fucking done it!

01:19:07.000 Right.

01:19:07.000 You don't just say that every time you just go, oh, there's a Bonneville Wheelie.

01:19:11.000 If I'm just eating a sandwich.

01:19:12.000 He's fucking done it.

01:19:14.000 You rev so fat?

01:19:17.000 You remember that video of you outside just counting the bikes?

01:19:21.000 Yeah.

01:19:22.000 You doing it for this?

01:19:23.000 There's 36, 37.

01:19:26.000 Those are skateboarders.

01:19:28.000 Oh, okay.

01:19:29.000 All right, 35, last video.

01:19:30.000 Let's get out of here.

01:19:32.000 already.

01:19:36.000 Just pause.

01:19:40.000 I just had an idea.

01:19:42.000 Let's take calls tomorrow.

01:19:45.000 Let's shoot around 2 p.m., folks at home.

01:19:51.000 Or maybe earlier.

01:19:52.000 Wait a minute.

01:19:52.000 We should decide right now what we're going to do.

01:19:55.000 Let's start at noon.

01:19:57.000 Noon tomorrow, we're going to be taking calls, and it is...

01:20:02.000 This was a reader's suggestion where we're just going to go through hot chicks for two hours. 1.00

01:20:07.000 With callers?

01:20:08.000 Yeah.

01:20:09.000 So they're like, what about Zoe Mattress?

01:20:13.000 Yeah.

01:20:13.000 Oh, yeah.

01:20:13.000 I guess might as well make it live.

01:20:15.000 Yeah.

01:20:15.000 So then we'll pull her up.

01:20:16.000 We'll see how long it lasts.

01:20:17.000 Maybe we'll just make it a segment of a show.

01:20:21.000 Oh, I see.

01:20:22.000 Yeah.

01:20:22.000 But we'll just go through hotties.

01:20:24.000 So call in at 12.

01:20:27.000 Yes.

01:20:27.000 Okay.

01:20:27.000 We are doing call-ins tomorrow, which is whatever, Wednesday.

01:20:32.000 You know the date.

01:20:35.000 So get your chicks ready and get your argument ready. 0.99

01:20:40.000 Like I'm not usually into redheads, but if you have a good argument, you can sway me. 0.93

01:20:44.000 Or I'm not a huge tit guy, but if you have tits and you're like, this is why they're great, blah, blah, blah, like the way the lawn dude explained it to me. 0.99

01:20:51.000 For example, no, we'll do it tomorrow.

01:20:55.000 All right, final video.

01:20:56.000 3-5.

01:21:14.000 Just pause.

01:21:16.000 This is a warning video.

01:21:17.000 By the way, if you're about to commit a major felony, don't use your bank card and register it with your pin so they know who was just here at that time.

01:21:28.000 Big cash.

01:21:39.000 If somebody's gonna rob you, they did it already.

01:21:42.000 They ain't gonna die already in this store.

01:21:44.000 They ain't gonna die right here.

01:21:45.000 That's what's gonna happen.

01:21:47.000 You wanna die?

01:21:47.000 I'm gonna die.

01:21:48.000 I'm gonna die.

01:21:54.000 is that worth it What the f- Where are the where are the other bullets happening?

01:22:07.000 We might have to just make this an entire show.

01:22:10.000 Okay, stop.

01:22:12.000 Wait, is he alive?

01:22:12.000 I have 37 questions.

01:22:14.000 Wait, he's alive.

01:22:15.000 Yes.

01:22:17.000 Sorry about that.

01:22:18.000 But he did get shot.

01:22:19.000 No.

01:22:20.000 Okay, here's the crazy part.

01:22:22.000 So he's talking trash, and all I can make out, because it's a different language, but he was saying, if someone was going to rob you, they'd have robbed you already.

01:22:30.000 And he goes, no, they wouldn't, because I'd fucking kill them.

01:22:32.000 Do you want to die right now?

01:22:33.000 And then I think he just went pop, pop on the ground.

01:22:38.000 And then as a warning, maybe I'll shoot him in the foot.

01:22:41.000 But then I think what happened was there was some kickback.

01:22:43.000 And then it went up.

01:22:44.000 And a bullet went into the glass and shattered the glass.

01:22:48.000 didn't get hit once, the NASA guy.

01:22:50.000 But the crazy part is After he got out, we hear tons of shots.

01:22:58.000 Right.

01:22:58.000 And then I think the guy who came in and went down into that alley, whatever, that aisle, I think he's shot for no reason whatsoever.

01:23:08.000 I swear that he came in before the other shots were fired.

01:23:12.000 Let's go back to the beginning.

01:23:15.000 Detective shitty and detective drunkie reporting for duty.

01:23:22.000 Oh, you want to hear this?

01:23:24.000 Yeah, I want to try to make out their silly language. 1.00

01:23:27.000 Just pause.

01:23:38.000 I remember based Stickman was talking about his prison time, and he goes, dude, I was in a prison in Florida that was the guys were so black you couldn't understand them. 0.91

01:23:47.000 It was a totally different language, and I see what he's talking about now.

01:23:49.000 I have no idea what they're saying.

01:23:54.000 I can't even tell if there's conflict.

01:23:56.000 Right, I think they're getting along.

01:23:58.000 Where you talking about?

01:23:59.000 You know what I'm talking about, tell your homie out there, they better watch who you talking to. 0.70

01:24:02.000 Yeah.

01:24:03.000 This nigga come all week, Fuck out of my face, dude. 1.00

01:24:13.000 Pause.

01:24:14.000 He doesn't even smoke.

01:24:15.000 Okay, so the guy in the NASA shirt said to the guy in the collegiate jacket, I guess one of them is in college, the other's already graduated and is working at the space program.

01:24:25.000 He said, you got any weed?

01:24:27.000 And he said, what the fuck?

01:24:29.000 I don't smoke, and why would I just have weed?

01:24:32.000 And then I think he's saying, Are you saying that shit?

01:24:34.000 Because you're going to rob me?

01:24:34.000 And he's like, If I was going to rob you, I would have already robbed you.

01:24:37.000 And then he says, No, you wouldn't.

01:24:38.000 I'd kill you.

01:24:38.000 Right, right.

01:24:39.000 I think.

01:24:40.000 And the guy, the guy who's in college, he's working, you know, he's crunching his smokes.

01:24:44.000 Well, he's probably right there buying pencils to smoke.

01:24:47.000 So he can do his math homework.

01:24:49.000 That's a focus energy drink.

01:24:51.000 Yeah.

01:24:51.000 It's a focus.

01:24:52.000 Probably got final someone.

01:24:54.000 I know how many times he's going to say it.

01:24:57.000 That guy looks like he's, you know, gonna do something, but he's uninvolved, right?

01:25:02.000 Why do you want to stay on the smoke?

01:25:03.000 He said he's sad.

01:25:04.000 What you wanna rob me or something?

01:25:06.000 Oh, now I'm feeling type of money.

01:25:07.000 What the fuck?

01:25:08.000 Got me feeling type of way.

01:25:10.000 What the fuck?

01:25:11.000 Somebody's gonna rob you.

01:25:12.000 They did it already.

01:25:16.000 I'm gonna die right here.

01:25:17.000 That's what I'm gonna hop.

01:25:18.000 You wanna die?

01:25:21.000 I think he got hit right there.

01:25:24.000 No, because he.

01:25:26.000 I know what happened.

01:25:28.000 He missed.

01:25:28.000 I don't think he intended to shoot.

01:25:30.000 I think he didn't.

01:25:31.000 He wasn't practicing proper trigger control.

01:25:35.000 And instead of having his finger on the outside of the thing, it was on the actual thing.

01:25:38.000 And I think it went off by accident.

01:25:40.000 His adrenaline was pumping, and he accidentally squeezed.

01:25:43.000 That's why he hit the floor first.

01:25:45.000 Yeah, because right there, he didn't gesture or anything.

01:25:49.000 Must be fun to be a cop.

01:25:54.000 That was the bullet that did the glass. 0.80

01:25:58.000 Those are close calls.

01:26:00.000 That's like...

01:26:02.000 That looked like it hit his sweatshirt and not him.

01:26:04.000 That's how you want your night to go over a dispute like that?

01:26:07.000 Like, do you have no self-control whatsoever?

01:26:10.000 Alright, so let's see this guy.

01:26:12.000 I'm hearing no bullets.

01:26:13.000 I don't think he was shot.

01:26:16.000 He's out.

01:26:19.000 Diverum's inside.

01:26:23.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:26:24.000 He's not shot.

01:26:25.000 Yeah.

01:26:26.000 But that part I don't get.

01:26:27.000 Cops.

01:26:28.000 Maybe they're just cops there?

01:26:31.000 I don't know.

01:26:36.000 But what the fuck?

01:26:37.000 Who's he shooting now?

01:26:38.000 Cops?

01:26:40.000 I guess.

01:26:40.000 But then listen, that guy goes, he's shot.

01:26:50.000 I just got shot, bro.

01:26:52.000 Oh, I just got shot.

01:26:53.000 Wow, that's fucking tough.

01:26:56.000 If you can say that without crying.

01:26:58.000 Hey, man, I just got shot.

01:26:59.000 What are you doing?

01:27:00.000 I would sound like Mr. Orange in Reservoir Dog.

01:27:02.000 Yeah, I mean, even if it's the slightest graze, it still probably feels like a fire just tore off your arm.

01:27:10.000 I would need Harvey Keitel swaddling my head in the back of a forward.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 14, 2020

S02E150 - BACK IN NYC [2020-04-14 - S02E150 - BACK IN NYC]

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