Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E190 - ENVIRONAZIS [2020-07-23 - S02E190 - ENVIRONAZIS]

00:01:09.000 It's kind of weird turning off a dance music song that has such a build-up.

00:01:14.000 Yeah.

00:01:15.000 It's kind of like that movie, what's that movie called?

00:01:21.000 It's not natural born serial killers where he makes out with her.

00:01:27.000 It's kind of rapey and then gets her all horny and then he stops and pulls away.

00:01:33.000 I think it's Laura Dern.

00:01:34.000 He's like, she's like, get off me.

00:01:37.000 Oh, you want it?

00:01:38.000 You want it.

00:01:40.000 And then he just gets fucked off.

00:01:42.000 It's kind of like doing that.

00:01:44.000 I'm a tease.

00:01:45.000 I just teased you.

00:01:49.000 Thank you for tuning in.

00:01:50.000 Yeah, it was Wild at Heart.

00:01:55.000 Think.

00:01:55.000 Cool.

00:01:57.000 Rape scene.

00:01:59.000 Look up rape scene. 0.97

00:02:00.000 Would they have that on YouTube?

00:02:01.000 YouTube.

00:02:03.000 I couldn't do that anymore.

00:02:04.000 I can't do anything anymore.

00:02:06.000 I was looking at Twitter this morning, and now that we're all banned, oh, there it is.

00:02:12.000 This is what I just did to you.

00:02:14.000 I'm Willem Dafoe.

00:02:16.000 And you're that sexy blonde. 1.00

00:02:18.000 I was never attracted to her.

00:02:19.000 Is it Dafoe?

00:02:23.000 The only role he's ever had that he wasn't confusing is when he played a goblin on Spider-Man.

00:02:30.000 Okay, we can go forward a little bit.

00:02:35.000 Say fuck me. 0.97

00:02:36.000 Say fuck me. 0.97

00:02:38.000 Then I'll leave.

00:02:40.000 Say fuck me. 0.97

00:02:42.000 Whisper.

00:02:44.000 Say it.

00:02:46.000 See you.

00:02:47.000 See you.

00:02:49.000 Say fuck me. 0.97

00:02:52.000 Whisper.

00:02:53.000 Fuck me.

00:02:54.000 Oh boy.

00:02:55.000 Fuck me.

00:02:57.000 He's got funny lips.

00:02:59.000 Fuck me.

00:03:01.000 Fuck me.

00:03:03.000 What is this?

00:03:04.000 Fuck me.

00:03:05.000 It's always a marine.

00:03:06.000 Fuck me.

00:03:08.000 Fuck me.

00:03:09.000 He's going for it.

00:03:11.000 Fuck me.

00:03:11.000 What the hell is this on YouTube?

00:03:13.000 And we're not.

00:03:14.000 That's a real nipple. 1.00

00:03:16.000 I have real nipples.

00:03:16.000 Fuck.

00:03:17.000 Can you milk me, YouTube?

00:03:22.000 Fuck a bear.

00:03:24.000 Fuck a bear.

00:03:26.000 Fuck.

00:03:27.000 I just, at this point, I just say fuck me.

00:03:32.000 I can't say it.

00:03:33.000 Slut. 1.00

00:03:37.000 Sunday, honey, I...

00:03:38.000 You want to fuck me.

00:03:42.000 What the hell was that?

00:03:44.000 Have you never seen that movie?

00:03:45.000 No, I'm going to.

00:03:47.000 It's real good.

00:03:48.000 Nicholas Cage.

00:03:50.000 I almost chose.

00:03:51.000 So that was Hot Chip, by the way.

00:03:53.000 He's covering Dancing in the Dark.

00:03:54.000 It's kind of a weird song because when you first hear it, you go, what am I listening to?

00:03:58.000 What is this crap?

00:04:00.000 And then after a while you go, I'm thoroughly enjoying this cover of Dancing in the Dark.

00:04:05.000 Great TV cadet.

00:04:12.000 they kind of ripped off TV carnage.

00:04:22.000 Where's Hot Chip from?

00:04:23.000 He's from Seattle.

00:04:27.000 Anyway, I almost chose Fly You Out to Greece with DJ Khaled, which is in the notes.

00:04:32.000 That's one too.

00:04:34.000 This guy, I don't think he has mirrors.

00:04:38.000 This is the guy I first got turned in.

00:04:40.000 Like, of course, I've heard of DJ Khaled's song.

00:04:42.000 Stop, stop, stop.

00:04:43.000 But I first got turned on to how retarded he is when he was on that wings thing. 1.00

00:04:49.000 And he lost.

00:04:50.000 The game is to keep having hotter and hotter hot sauce till you have the hottest hot sauce.

00:04:56.000 And then you win the game.

00:04:57.000 Most of the time, I haven't seen that many episodes, but they usually do it.

00:05:02.000 Some of them suffer more.

00:05:03.000 Henry Rollins didn't seem to suffer at all.

00:05:05.000 DJ Khaled can't hang.

00:05:07.000 And he tells the guy, I just won.

00:05:11.000 And the guy goes, No, you lost.

00:05:15.000 And he goes, no, I won because I'm not hurting myself.

00:05:20.000 Turn it up.

00:05:21.000 It's just B-roll, but yeah.

00:05:22.000 I don't know if this is the part, congratulations, you played yourself.

00:05:27.000 You got the hinges now.

00:05:28.000 I ripped it off.

00:05:29.000 What you think?

00:05:29.000 I wasn't getting through.

00:05:31.000 By the way, am I feeling good?

00:05:32.000 This shit ain't good for you, bro.

00:05:34.000 That's probably like a medical thing.

00:05:34.000 I know.

00:05:36.000 I promise you, I'm not right right now.

00:05:39.000 Like, this is like, I don't know if this must be like, what's that show called?

00:05:44.000 Punked or something?

00:05:45.000 Because this shit, I'm fucked up.

00:05:48.000 Right.

00:05:49.000 Dave's not going to be a little bit more.

00:05:50.000 Oh, so he went pretty far.

00:05:54.000 No, he's just eating by himself.

00:05:56.000 This shit don't do nothing in your stomach or anything like that.

00:05:59.000 I don't know, man.

00:06:00.000 Look at me.

00:06:01.000 I'm fucked up.

00:06:04.000 This ain't no.

00:06:04.000 This ain't acting.

00:06:05.000 He's not eating.

00:06:06.000 He's done already.

00:06:08.000 Oh, yeah.

00:06:08.000 He's done.

00:06:09.000 He's just watching the other man eat.

00:06:11.000 Hey, you want to come on my show and watch me eat hot wings?

00:06:15.000 That's what I'm trying to show you.

00:06:16.000 Anyway, well, we got to find it now.

00:06:18.000 Shit.

00:06:20.000 There's like a compilation thing.

00:06:21.000 Khaled quits.

00:06:24.000 Khaled.

00:06:26.000 DJ Khaled.

00:06:28.000 Khaled.

00:06:29.000 Khaled.

00:06:30.000 He's a Palestinian.

00:06:31.000 I've seen him.

00:06:32.000 I'd love to hear him talk about Israel.

00:06:33.000 See him in New York?

00:06:34.000 Yo, man.

00:06:35.000 We the best.

00:06:36.000 We deserve Tel Aviv.

00:06:38.000 We should be living there.

00:06:39.000 Motherfuckers don't recognize us. 1.00

00:06:41.000 We're not even, we're literally not on the map no more.

00:06:44.000 For First We Feast, I'm Sean Evans, and you're watching Hot Ones, the show with hot questions and even a two-minute clip.

00:06:49.000 I'm guessing this is a bittersweet day.

00:06:51.000 because it's the end of season one all i do is win win win no matter what got money on my mind every time i step up in the building Okay, this sucks.

00:07:05.000 I'm getting mad.

00:07:06.000 Some wings from finger licking for the show.

00:07:10.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:07:10.000 I know you deal with other wings on the...

00:07:14.000 This is the weakest wing, bro.

00:07:16.000 Who the hell put these saucers?

00:07:19.000 Schoenberger.

00:07:20.000 It's hot.

00:07:21.000 Come on, Ryan.

00:07:23.000 Winner.

00:07:24.000 All right.

00:07:24.000 Twitch.

00:07:25.000 All right.

00:07:26.000 Gave up.

00:07:27.000 Yes, it does.

00:07:28.000 Oh, there we go.

00:07:29.000 Promise you if I stop.

00:07:30.000 All right.

00:07:33.000 Somebody right.

00:07:34.000 I promise you, if I stop, it doesn't mean I gave up.

00:07:37.000 Yes, it does.

00:07:39.000 By definition.

00:07:40.000 There's the diamond in the mountain of rough.

00:07:42.000 I promise you, if I stop, it doesn't mean I gave up.

00:07:48.000 Okay.

00:07:49.000 This shit ain't no victory to me, my brother.

00:07:51.000 All I do is win, win, win, no matter what That's how you win all the time.

00:07:55.000 You just declare yourself the winner.

00:07:58.000 Anyway, speaking of winner, he's also got a fantastic body, and his wife is gorgeous.

00:08:04.000 Neither of those are true.

00:08:06.000 And why not show it off in the pool on a video?

00:08:11.000 And you'll get horny, by the way, because I'm hot.

00:08:14.000 Look at him.

00:08:15.000 Dude, only one.

00:08:22.000 Only your wife wants to fuck you. 1.00

00:08:32.000 What?

00:08:33.000 Your face is coming.

00:08:35.000 The Animal Planet logo.

00:08:37.000 This is the kind of jokes we make.

00:08:49.000 Like, dad bods are a constant source of comedy.

00:08:52.000 I remember we were going to do that Proud Boys calendar where we're all fat and like soaked up.

00:08:57.000 He's doing a joke that we do.

00:08:59.000 I think we might not be getting the joke.

00:09:02.000 I don't believe that this isn't a joke.

00:09:04.000 You're wrong.

00:09:05.000 Because when he goes up to the woman, like, I'm DJ Callan.

00:09:08.000 Who's your favorite?

00:09:10.000 She's like, DJ Callan.

00:09:14.000 Dude, this is not a joke.

00:09:16.000 He has zero sense of humor.

00:09:19.000 He's the least self-aware person on earth.

00:09:23.000 He's so stupid once that he canceled a concert that had hundreds of thousands of people going.

00:09:28.000 Well, maybe not hundreds of thousands, but about 100,000, we'll see.

00:09:31.000 He said, sorry, I'm sick.

00:09:32.000 He apologized.

00:09:34.000 This wife's brutally gross. 1.00

00:09:37.000 And then he posted on Instagram pictures of him hanging out at a vacation resort at the pool.

00:09:43.000 Oops.

00:09:44.000 I told on myself.

00:09:48.000 Here was an interesting clip I thought.

00:09:49.000 I've been thinking about this a lot.

00:09:51.000 So women and men are different. 0.99

00:09:53.000 And women have an agreeable trait. 0.99

00:09:56.000 Men can't afford to be agreeable because we're out hunting large game.

00:10:00.000 If you're nice to a woolly mammoth, he impales you with a tusk.

00:10:03.000 So you have to always be, no, I'm not taking that.

00:10:06.000 I always got to take the best offer.

00:10:07.000 That's why capitalism works with dudes and dads because we're always like, oh, you're charging less.

00:10:14.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:10:16.000 You're charging less.

00:10:17.000 Whereas women are like, oh, I don't want to make them mad. 1.00

00:10:17.000 I got to go with this one. 1.00

00:10:20.000 Like, how many times have you had dinner with a woman and she doesn't like it and she barely eats it? 1.00

00:10:25.000 And then the waiter comes by and goes, how was that?

00:10:27.000 And they go, fine, yeah, fine.

00:10:28.000 It was good.

00:10:28.000 Yeah.

00:10:29.000 And I always have to say, you said it was disgusting.

00:10:32.000 She thought it was gross. 0.51

00:10:33.000 Yeah.

00:10:34.000 Everything's overcooked here.

00:10:35.000 It's basically burnt.

00:10:37.000 Like, you have to speak out for them.

00:10:38.000 Anyway, I've noticed, and I think this makes sense too, because men are hunters and women are back at the cave with the kids.

00:10:47.000 And so they have to be agreeable because they're dealing with like a crying kid and small game and cute, nice stuff.

00:10:54.000 And if they are grumpy, then the kids are fucked and they're going to be bawling their eyes out and it's going to be a mess.

00:10:59.000 Could be agreeable for the guy, too.

00:11:00.000 He brings home an elk and it kind of sucks, but she knows that he worked hard getting it.

00:11:03.000 So she's like, it's good.

00:11:04.000 And if she complains, there's going to be less elk down the line.

00:11:07.000 Right.

00:11:08.000 Here's one thing I've been having trouble with.

00:11:10.000 Why do kids love stuffed animals so much?

00:11:14.000 Maybe it's a caveman thing.

00:11:16.000 And if there was little rabbits around, then you knew that you were a well-fed group.

00:11:22.000 Like I always, I think the reason we, there's the aquatic ape theory that says we like being around water because we used to be aquatic.

00:11:29.000 Not fish, but we used to swim a lot.

00:11:31.000 Like it was a water world thing.

00:11:33.000 That's why we have webbed hands and shit and a streamlined nose.

00:11:37.000 I'm not sure I'm buying that.

00:11:39.000 I like it though.

00:11:40.000 But wouldn't there be evidence of the whole planet being covered in water?

00:11:47.000 So I'm not buying that.

00:11:48.000 But I think we like being around water because throughout, and we were cavemen for most of our lives.

00:11:54.000 We've only been civilized for an hour and a half.

00:11:57.000 When you were around water, it usually meant you're safe.

00:11:59.000 You have something to drink.

00:12:01.000 You can wash.

00:12:02.000 So it usually makes you feel good.

00:12:04.000 That's why I think we like TV.

00:12:06.000 Because when you were staring at a fire as a cave person, it usually meant good news.

00:12:10.000 You've just been fed.

00:12:11.000 You're safe.

00:12:12.000 You're with your family.

00:12:13.000 So the fire, that's why we don't really care what we're watching.

00:12:16.000 I'll watch Law and Order and not even remember the plot.

00:12:18.000 That's why we stare at our phones because they flicker and it's a flame.

00:12:21.000 Mesmerizing.

00:12:22.000 Yeah.

00:12:23.000 It means it's time to relax.

00:12:24.000 I think you burn less calories watching TV than you do sleeping.

00:12:30.000 You're more sedated watching TV.

00:12:33.000 Anyway, so maybe kids, because my son has like five and he takes them everywhere and he tucks them in.

00:12:39.000 If I was to strangle one of them, he'd have a heart attack.

00:12:42.000 And yeah, he sleeps holding them.

00:12:45.000 And all kids do.

00:12:46.000 And then one day they grow out of it and they could care less about a stuffed animal.

00:12:50.000 And I guess it's because during the hunting and gathering times, a kid was doing well if there was bunnies around.

00:12:57.000 He had something to eat.

00:12:58.000 That's all I got.

00:12:59.000 Because it's not a maternal thing.

00:13:01.000 Little boys love their stuffed animals just as much as little girls do.

00:13:05.000 It's not a male-female thing.

00:13:07.000 Anyway, so women are agreeable. 1.00

00:13:10.000 And I've noticed gays are too.

00:13:13.000 So maybe it's an estrogen thing.

00:13:15.000 Testosterone makes you less patient.

00:13:17.000 Although they say testosterone is a concentration drug.

00:13:20.000 It makes you less agreeable.

00:13:22.000 And maybe estrogen has a reverse effect.

00:13:25.000 Case in point, Joe Rogan versus Dave Rubin.

00:13:28.000 Look at them talking to Candace Owens.

00:13:29.000 And I can't stand them now, but the third vertical.

00:13:36.000 No, because he knows exactly what he's doing and he's a traitor.

00:13:38.000 He stands on stage and endorses Hillary Clinton.

00:13:41.000 Did you speak to him?

00:13:41.000 No, I didn't speak to him.

00:13:42.000 I just, I know.

00:13:44.000 It's a certain thing where I just, I know that Jay-Z and Beyonce betrayed the black community.

00:13:48.000 You think that she did it?

00:13:49.000 I know she did it.

00:13:50.000 Like, I've said this a thousand times.

00:13:52.000 I said, I'm not sure.

00:13:52.000 Is it possible that you're wrong?

00:13:53.000 No, it's implausible.

00:13:56.000 No, is there ever been any proof that she's done?

00:13:59.000 Okay, so it's not impossible.

00:14:02.000 Do you think she did it?

00:14:03.000 He talked to her the way guys talk to guys.

00:14:07.000 Where you're sort of going, dude, am I about to put this file in my brain?

00:14:10.000 This better be true.

00:14:12.000 You better know what you're talking about because I don't have to remove it.

00:14:15.000 People saying the same thing that have nothing to do with one another in different situations.

00:14:19.000 I stick by that.

00:14:20.000 I'll never veer from that.

00:14:21.000 This one interaction with one person that may or may not be deceptive.

00:14:25.000 Why would that make you switch political affiliations?

00:14:28.000 Like, Trump came in and was like, no, like America.

00:14:31.000 Like, one thing you always find with me is I'll never pretend to be so educated on something.

00:14:34.000 Like, I'm not going on a college campuses talking about global warming.

00:14:37.000 I don't do that.

00:14:38.000 Right, but why are you saying that you don't want to?

00:14:40.000 I just, I don't know, maybe because it got so big.

00:14:43.000 Maybe because it got so politicized.

00:14:45.000 Studies into scientific agreement on human cause global joking.

00:14:50.000 Those are from a tiny sample of scientists that had already filled out a questionnaire that indicated they would be supporting the concept of climate change.

00:15:00.000 They were then re-sent a new questionnaire, and that's how we got 100s and 97s.

00:15:08.000 If somebody had asked me, like at a place where I'm influencing on a college campus, what's your opinion, I would say I have none.

00:15:14.000 I bet you would say I don't believe in it like you just did.

00:15:17.000 That is absolutely not what you're doing.

00:15:18.000 That's not true.

00:15:19.000 There are so many instances where you could watch it.

00:15:21.000 Just like, and you can ask Dave Ruby.

00:15:23.000 Wow.

00:15:23.000 Yeah.

00:15:24.000 Just stop, stop.

00:15:25.000 I'm mad at Candace.

00:15:26.000 What?

00:15:27.000 I discovered her.

00:15:30.000 Proud Boys discovered her, got her on the show, had her on a bunch of times.

00:15:34.000 Then she skyrocketed to super fame and said to CRTV, Gavin was very helpful in my early days.

00:15:42.000 In other words, I'm above him now.

00:15:44.000 I won't appear in his show.

00:15:45.000 Then I finally got her to talk to Cornell West, and it cost me a boatload of cash.

00:15:52.000 A boatload.

00:15:54.000 More than $10,000.

00:15:56.000 And when I was there looking at her after I had written that check, I was just like, hi, how's it going?

00:16:03.000 She goes, hi.

00:16:04.000 Like, Michelle Malkin will have my back till the day she dies. 1.00

00:16:07.000 Same with Ann Coulter, and I would almost take a bullet for them.

00:16:12.000 But other people, they have more of a Hollywood way of looking at things.

00:16:17.000 It makes me a little sad to say, but somebody said that on InfoWars, Roger thanked like 20 people for sticking by him through this whole thing, and he didn't mention you or Milo.

00:16:29.000 And I was like, that's weird, because, you know, he wrote the book for, we had the book on the site.

00:16:34.000 We went there.

00:16:35.000 Yeah.

00:16:36.000 Did a whole two episodes on it.

00:16:38.000 I talked to him almost every day during that whole time?

00:16:41.000 And he didn't really talk to me.

00:16:41.000 I don't know.

00:16:42.000 He would just send me articles that I had to put up.

00:16:45.000 And so I could tell that he had a list of media people and he would just paste, paste, paste, paste, paste.

00:16:50.000 That hurts.

00:16:52.000 That hurts me less, though.

00:16:54.000 I don't know why.

00:16:55.000 I guess because Roger Stone was already so well established.

00:16:58.000 Candace Owens, we were there from day one.

00:17:02.000 There's so much here and it's so related to everything.

00:17:05.000 So first off, I love that you said they're hitmen.

00:17:07.000 Yes, journalists are hitmen.

00:17:09.000 Yeah.

00:17:09.000 They're hitmen.

00:17:10.000 Absolutely.

00:17:11.000 There's so many examples of this.

00:17:11.000 Is what they really are.

00:17:13.000 Really, in a way, she was extorting you is what she was doing.

00:17:16.000 You had a subtle conversation where she said, if you don't do that, it kind of shows you.

00:17:20.000 But she did it behind anonymous trolls. 1.00

00:17:22.000 So it's ever, you know.

00:17:24.000 Oh, just the worst.

00:17:25.000 Okay.

00:17:26.000 Yeah.

00:17:26.000 All right.

00:17:27.000 So, you know, it's funny because hearing this, it all sounds incredible.

00:17:31.000 You realize it pretty quickly, which is actually a great credit to you, I think.

00:17:34.000 Wow, look at you, a conservative saying, I don't have an answer on that.

00:17:37.000 Yeah.

00:17:38.000 You know, James is the most, the big deal with him is that he dares to talk to conservatives.

00:17:45.000 That's how weak we've become, that this guy's a warrior for having a boring talk show where he just kisses conservatives' asses and liberals' asses and everyone's asses.

00:17:55.000 It's nice and it's refreshing and it's real.

00:17:57.000 There's something about your story that strikes me as so like, just in what's happening right now, like I sense sort of like an interesting optimism in you.

00:18:05.000 There's all these cool people like you every day that are getting empowered.

00:18:09.000 So like maybe they're cool, Candace.

00:18:11.000 Isn't it weird that we're comparing like two men on like one feminine because he's agreeable?

00:18:16.000 But then the woman in this clip, the common denominator, is a very not agreeable woman. 0.99

00:18:21.000 Well, she is when she's getting her ass kissed by Dave Rubin.

00:18:23.000 She wasn't agreeable when Joe Rogan was catching her on a pile of inconsistencies.

00:18:28.000 She was pretty fierce with Cornell, too.

00:18:31.000 No, she wasn't.

00:18:32.000 That was the other thing about that free speech thing.

00:18:35.000 Both sides got paid a big check, and it was like I was paying them to agree.

00:18:40.000 So they were super civilized.

00:18:43.000 I remember it getting dicey.

00:18:44.000 I mean, I put up close shots of Candace's face when he was saying something, and she was like, no.

00:18:50.000 She was getting pissed at him.

00:18:52.000 I recall there's five times I wanted to put it in the sizzle reel.

00:18:55.000 I was like, that looks tense.

00:18:56.000 Really?

00:18:57.000 People want to see that.

00:18:57.000 Yeah, it's tense.

00:18:58.000 I didn't remember it as tense.

00:18:59.000 The only tension I remember is Michael Eric Dyson and Michelle Malkin when he said that weird stat that's come up a few times that says black men are more in their children's lives than any other race.

00:19:14.000 Oh, I've heard that recently.

00:19:15.000 And then Michelle sort of goes, no, I'm not familiar with that study.

00:19:19.000 Was it Michael?

00:19:21.000 Was it Michael Eric Dyson?

00:19:22.000 No, it was Roland Martin.

00:19:23.000 Roland Martin.

00:19:24.000 Right?

00:19:25.000 Yeah, and he was wearing...

00:19:28.000 Michael Eric Dyson.

00:19:29.000 Okay, so you're correcting me and you're wrong.

00:19:31.000 I get them confused.

00:19:32.000 Well, then don't correct me.

00:19:36.000 If it's something that gets you.

00:19:37.000 It ends up happening overwhelmingly, right?

00:19:39.000 What the fucker got it bad,'cause I'm I'm not saying that's the only reason.

00:19:54.000 I'm saying the outcome tends to be racially predictable based upon that.

00:19:59.000 And I'm wondering why we can't have a better outcome.

00:20:01.000 The same thing I would ask, look, when I see cops go, departments go, we're going to send cops to London or we're going to send them over to British culture to figure out how you can deal without guns with a population that needs to be policed.

00:20:14.000 Geez, you don't have to do that, right?

00:20:16.000 Ask some black and Latino cops for the most part.

00:20:18.000 I'm not saying that they don't have problems because they do.

00:20:20.000 Because I've spoken to so many police departments.

00:20:22.000 But they manage to.

00:20:27.000 Anyway, why are we watching shit that's on censored.tv?

00:20:31.000 I know we overcover the riots, but we just have to briefly mention Ted Wheeler, the joke.

00:20:37.000 He's more of a joke than the character Portland mayor on Portlandia.

00:20:44.000 He's more ridiculous than that.

00:20:45.000 So he does what all dem mayors are doing now, kissing Antifa's ass.

00:20:49.000 Because if I kiss their ass and I get on one knee and I promise to defund the police, they'll like me, right?

00:20:56.000 Right?

00:20:57.000 It's like the rape victim.

00:20:58.000 I'm smiling, see?

00:20:59.000 I'm smiling.

00:21:01.000 No, they're not your friends.

00:21:03.000 Capitulation breeds more demands.

00:21:07.000 Obviously.

00:21:09.000 You give your kid lucky charms for dinner.

00:21:11.000 What do you think he wants for dinner the next night?

00:21:13.000 Meat and potatoes?

00:21:14.000 No, he wants more shit, more garbage.

00:21:17.000 That's why they're called spoiled brats. 1.00

00:21:21.000 I saw a face-off with some proud boy and some dude, and I put it on my parlor.

00:21:28.000 The black guy who was starting shit, he had a Fortnite backpack and no shirt on. 1.00

00:21:38.000 A Fortnite backpack.

00:21:40.000 Fortnite, I think around 12, 13.

00:21:45.000 You should probably, yeah, there it is.

00:21:51.000 Black Lives Matter organizer is facing felony charges for allegedly stealing a flag.

00:21:55.000 That's a felony?

00:21:57.000 I'm no fan of BLM, but it's not a felony to steal a flag.

00:22:01.000 Come on.

00:22:02.000 Look at it.

00:22:03.000 Fortnite.

00:22:04.000 Is that a sailor hat?

00:22:05.000 Wait, wait, it's not just a Fortnite backpack.

00:22:07.000 It's also got an SNM thing.

00:22:10.000 He's wearing like an SNM, you know, like gay thing. 1.00

00:22:14.000 The hat too is like the gay YMCA guy hat. 0.62

00:22:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.62

00:22:18.000 Leatherman guy.

00:22:19.000 Yeah, that's like, what do they call them?

00:22:22.000 Bears or something.

00:22:23.000 That's like an SNM gay thing where you hold onto it while you fuck the dude up the ass. 0.99

00:22:31.000 I love that blacks are now learning that BLM is just basically a gay porn site. 1.00

00:22:37.000 And they're sort of going, oh, okay, so 1-4.

00:22:45.000 So the mayor, this is a top page, top story on Daily Mail today, by the way, which is British.

00:22:49.000 So we're getting it out there.

00:22:51.000 Portland is international news.

00:22:53.000 Federal agents hit Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler with tear gas after a crowd of angry protesters threw trash and water bottles at him and demanded he resign, following two months of chaos across the city.

00:23:01.000 No, no, no, dummies.

00:23:03.000 They're not asking him to resign because there was chaos.

00:23:06.000 It's the rioters that want him to resign for not giving them enough chaos.

00:23:11.000 So you got the story wrong, you stupid limey. 1.00

00:23:15.000 Valerie Edwards and Emmer Scully.

00:23:19.000 What kind of name is Emmer?

00:23:19.000 Emmer.

00:23:22.000 Scroll down.

00:23:23.000 Oh yeah, and then he says, I'm not going to lie, it stings.

00:23:26.000 It's hard to breathe.

00:23:27.000 And I can tell you with 100% honesty, I saw nothing which provoked this response.

00:23:33.000 I did.

00:23:34.000 I've seen the tape.

00:23:36.000 They went, they were yelling at him, screaming at him, and then they stopped him and they poured garbage on him.

00:23:42.000 Is that enough?

00:23:42.000 Oh, that's just...

00:23:48.000 So that's them attacking the police union.

00:23:50.000 We've seen that footage a million times.

00:23:51.000 You all have.

00:23:56.000 I'm just going to talk.

00:24:00.000 I'm just going to talk.

00:24:01.000 The thousands of you have come out to oppose the Trump administration's occupation of our city.

00:24:10.000 See, this is what drives me nuts about these people.

00:24:12.000 He thinks that they're with him and they're there protesting the secret agents.

00:24:19.000 That's one of like 10 of their beefs.

00:24:21.000 They hate Trump, the secret agents, you, Ted Wheeler, the Democrats, Nancy Pelosi, everything.

00:24:31.000 He thinks this is like a big fan club.

00:24:33.000 He's like, all right, this happened before.

00:24:34.000 Remember there was that woman who said we stand with the rioters and then they BLM'd her house.

00:24:39.000 They spray painted it all over her house, smashed her windows.

00:24:42.000 What?

00:24:43.000 I'm on your side?

00:24:44.000 It's just, it goes back to that awesome clip with those dudes going, hey, from their window and then, and then they're yelling at the window, we're on your side.

00:24:53.000 You're not on their side.

00:24:54.000 Their side is fuck you.

00:24:56.000 You're the you in fuck you. 0.85

00:24:58.000 Federal officers are abhorrent.

00:25:01.000 They do not act for probable cause.

00:25:04.000 People are not being told who they are being arrested by.

00:25:09.000 That's where we're at, where the phones are recording other phones because they have a better view of the real thing happening in front of them.

00:25:13.000 And they're being denied basic constitutional rights.

00:25:16.000 And the president has made it clear it's going to happen in cities that are controlled...

00:25:23.000 So he's making this all oh, I see what he's doing.

00:25:25.000 He's making it all about Trump, so Trump will look bad.

00:25:35.000 He's trying to divert media attention.

00:25:38.000 So much of this war is a propaganda war, like the moms arm in arm showing up in Portland.

00:25:44.000 We're the moms.

00:25:45.000 Keep going down.

00:25:46.000 Political ends.

00:25:48.000 Did you say political ends?

00:25:50.000 Political ends?

00:25:51.000 I think he said that.

00:25:52.000 Is he talking about black people involved in politics?

00:25:54.000 Yeah, I would throw garbage at him, too.

00:25:56.000 Yeah, that's racist.

00:25:57.000 And I don't care if you just say the first letter.

00:25:59.000 We know what you're trying to Say, Ted.

00:26:01.000 Look at this loser. 1.00

00:26:03.000 What a fucking loser.

00:26:07.000 I want to be your friend.

00:26:09.000 I want to be part of this cool thing to burn down my city.

00:26:14.000 Tear gas, Ted.

00:26:15.000 They say did not work out.

00:26:18.000 So they're so that Portland police have basically been doing nothing and letting these people, what's the phrase, ride rickshaw over the whole city?

00:26:27.000 And they're mad at him for the one or two arrests that have happened in the occasional tear gas canister, which we relish on this show.

00:26:37.000 What's the next one?

00:26:38.000 I think the next one, someone takes him aside and said, will you defund the police?

00:26:38.000 Oh, yeah.

00:26:43.000 And for not being radical.

00:26:45.000 Oh, this happened to the other guy, too.

00:26:47.000 Yeah.

00:26:48.000 That gay dancer guy.

00:26:49.000 No, I do not.

00:26:50.000 No!

00:26:51.000 Oh, there it is.

00:26:56.000 Yeah, what was his name?

00:26:58.000 That was the Seattle guy.

00:26:59.000 Yeah.

00:27:00.000 Fuckface. 1.00

00:27:00.000 No, keep showing it. 1.00

00:27:02.000 They want me to look for it.

00:27:06.000 Yeah, the homo Seattle guy said no, exactly the same as this, and they all started screaming, and he had to leave. 1.00

00:27:13.000 And he walked away sheepishly.

00:27:15.000 They threw stuff at him, yeah.

00:27:17.000 The Seattle Trudeau, I called him.

00:27:22.000 I should probably.

00:27:25.000 Oh, that's somebody who stole a police hat and is holding it up?

00:27:29.000 Yep.

00:27:29.000 Oh, shit.

00:27:30.000 What I stole.

00:27:32.000 I got a scalp.

00:27:38.000 He's a fucking fascist.

00:27:40.000 He's a fucking fascist.

00:27:48.000 Grab some garbage.

00:27:51.000 Yeah, I didn't see why they would try to tear gas anyone.

00:27:54.000 No one threatened me.

00:27:56.000 They only smashed bottles at my feet. 0.82

00:27:59.000 I have shoes on.

00:27:59.000 It's okay.

00:28:01.000 Oh, she just put that cop hat on his head. 1.00

00:28:04.000 Oh.

00:28:06.000 This is where his bodyguard goes.

00:28:07.000 We got to get the fuck out of here, dude.

00:28:10.000 Sheesh.

00:28:11.000 Can I get some police to help me to score me out of here?

00:28:15.000 Fuck.

00:28:15.000 Yeah.

00:28:16.000 Well, he did have cops.

00:28:17.000 They just were wearing normal clothes.

00:28:19.000 Got it.

00:28:19.000 What's 1-6?

00:28:20.000 What's 1-6?

00:28:31.000 I can't tell if it was like before or after the garbage incident.

00:28:38.000 Everything was going fine.

00:28:39.000 Why did they tear gas us?

00:28:42.000 Look at that.

00:28:43.000 The bodyguards are freaking out now.

00:28:50.000 I guarantee you those bodyguards are cops.

00:28:52.000 I guarantee it.

00:28:54.000 They're plain clothes detectives.

00:28:54.000 Yeah.

00:28:56.000 Promise you.

00:29:01.000 That's why he said I'm not going to defund the police because they're my bodyguards.

00:29:06.000 Remember the guy we had yesterday was holding up the speaker and beautifully got a tear gas canister in his head?

00:29:12.000 We've got a pick.

00:29:14.000 Deborah Messing of Will and Grace is outraged.

00:29:19.000 All he was doing was trying to terrorize these captives that are held in their own police station with music.

00:29:27.000 And they gave him a warning tear canister, and then he ignored it and he got a second one that knocked him out.

00:29:36.000 And the surgeons did a pretty good job.

00:29:39.000 Let me see him.

00:29:40.000 Zoom in on him.

00:29:44.000 This is the guy who nonchalantly kicked away the first tear gas canister, like, get this thing out of here, man.

00:29:51.000 It's so gay. 1.00

00:29:56.000 Dude, I loved seeing you get hit in the head.

00:29:58.000 That was fun.

00:30:00.000 All right.

00:30:03.000 Also in the news, we're going to get to the Sierra Club in a second.

00:30:06.000 I'm very fond of that story.

00:30:08.000 I love seeing the left cannibalize itself with its own logic.

00:30:12.000 But this was a crazy story.

00:30:14.000 And this associate professor, this is 1.8, at, where is it, Georgia University?

00:30:22.000 Yeah, University of Georgia staffer, white people may have to die. 0.98

00:30:26.000 And then there's people who go, that's a bit rich for someone in the administration.

00:30:31.000 And he doesn't understand why people are mad.

00:30:35.000 He goes, what's the problem here?

00:30:38.000 Go down?

00:30:40.000 He says, all I said was some white people may have to die for black communities to be made whole.

00:30:46.000 And to pretend that's not the case is ahistorical and generally naive.

00:30:50.000 Fighting white people is a skill. 0.99

00:30:53.000 And I'm confused why that's so controversial.

00:30:56.000 He goes, it's just a fact of history that racial justice often comes at the cost of white life.

00:31:01.000 I don't advocate for the violence.

00:31:02.000 I was just honest of racial progress.

00:31:05.000 This is someone who teaches and he says, I was just honest of racial progress.

00:31:10.000 I was just honest about racial progress, sir.

00:31:14.000 Why don't you be honest about the fact that you can't speak English?

00:31:18.000 Killing some white people isn't genocide.

00:31:21.000 It's killing some white people.

00:31:23.000 Go down.

00:31:24.000 We had to kill some white people to get out of slavery. 0.99

00:31:27.000 No, actually, white people killed white people.

00:31:31.000 We had a civil war that with today's population would be 5 million deaths.

00:31:37.000 So we had our own Holocaust to rescue you, sir. 0.91

00:31:43.000 So you're welcome for that.

00:31:45.000 Maybe if we'd kill more during the 20th century, we still wouldn't talk about racialized voter disenfranchisement and housing, education, and employment discrimination.

00:31:55.000 This should not be controversial.

00:31:57.000 If we only would kill more white people, we'd have more jobs. 1.00

00:32:00.000 Who would you be sending your resumes to?

00:32:05.000 Who is going to clean your toilets, Donald Trump?

00:32:08.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:32:10.000 It's just that...

00:32:10.000 What?

00:32:12.000 I'm just saying, no, in that, um, you've, You've ruined it.

00:32:18.000 Oh, I've stepped in it.

00:32:19.000 You've gone and said it.

00:32:20.000 I've done it.

00:32:21.000 You've gone and done that.

00:32:22.000 And she's right, by the way.

00:32:23.000 Who is going to clean his toilets?

00:32:28.000 But, yeah, Haiti killed a lot of white people.

00:32:32.000 Some dumb white person on the island of Haiti suggested that we not give slaves Sunday off.

00:32:39.000 Just work them every day.

00:32:40.000 Fuck their stupid religion. 0.73

00:32:42.000 That did not go down well with the slaves, and they murdered every single white person on the entire island, children, babies, beheaded them, massacred them, cut their skin off, cut their facial skin off and got their skulls. 0.66

00:32:59.000 Then filled the skulls with blood and drank the blood out of skulls.

00:33:06.000 So that's a lot of white people that were killed.

00:33:09.000 How's Haiti doing right now?

00:33:13.000 I believe it has the high.

00:33:15.000 I think Caracas has the highest crime, but I believe Port-au-Prince has the highest rapes out of any city in the world.

00:33:25.000 If it's not number one, it's number two.

00:33:27.000 So it's one of the worst places you could possibly imagine.

00:33:32.000 Remember, and I think Trump called it a shithole.

00:33:35.000 And Conan O'Brien went there to go, oh, really?

00:33:38.000 A shithole, is it?

00:33:39.000 Watch this.

00:33:40.000 Because he had seen some catalogs.

00:33:42.000 And he went there and was mortified to discover it is, in fact, a shithole.

00:33:46.000 Remember when they had that earthquake, that tornado, whatever the hell it was?

00:33:50.000 People went, wait, Haiti had a horrible earthquake?

00:33:54.000 How can you tell?

00:33:55.000 Because it looked, the before and after pictures were the same.

00:33:58.000 So he stayed at a fancy resort.

00:34:00.000 Oh, go back, go back.

00:34:03.000 How dare you call it a shithole?

00:34:05.000 So we'll take you to the one government building.

00:34:08.000 We'll give you our one thing of booze.

00:34:11.000 And there we go.

00:34:13.000 Just a second.

00:34:14.000 We just show you one second.

00:34:16.000 Before the Europeans came, Haiti was inhabited by the indigenous Taíno people.

00:34:19.000 Then the Spanish arrived, conquered the Tainos, funded their gold, and brought in thousands of African slaves. 0.95

00:34:25.000 Then the French did the same thing when they took over.

00:34:28.000 Then in 1804, Toussaint Levoutur and Jean-Jacques Dessalin led a slave revolt, defeated the French and the nation of Haiti.

00:34:35.000 And they re-slaved them, by the way.

00:34:37.000 Oh, really?

00:34:37.000 Yes.

00:34:38.000 Pat Dixon highlighted the whole thing.

00:34:40.000 He's like, so he made a deal with them.

00:34:44.000 Just picking his slaves.

00:34:45.000 That's like Gary Tubman.

00:34:46.000 She just made them work for different white people. 1.00

00:34:47.000 But go back to that picture.

00:34:49.000 Was he holding a human head?

00:34:50.000 Yeah, look.

00:34:51.000 He's holding a head.

00:34:52.000 Wait, what?

00:34:53.000 Oh.

00:34:54.000 And Conan's talking about how cool it is.

00:34:57.000 Did you not look at the picture, dude?

00:34:59.000 Like, you want to talk about carnage?

00:35:01.000 Holy shit.

00:35:02.000 And Jean-Jacques Dessalines led a slave revolt, defeated the French, and the nation of Haiti was born.

00:35:09.000 But France demanded reparations, and Haiti had to pay them 91 million gold francs.

00:35:15.000 All the while, the poor black majority fought with the small but wealthy mulattoes, dividing Haiti, until in 1915, the U.S. invaded to impose stability, while also removing the gold from the Haitian National Bank. 1.00

00:35:26.000 When the U.S. withdrew, Haiti was led by military juntas and most of the time.

00:35:29.000 Most of the gold doesn't seem to be doing them any good before it was vacuumed up.

00:35:35.000 Anyway, we don't need to hear it.

00:35:38.000 Unbelievably biased.

00:35:40.000 The point is that they got rid of all the white people, and it fucking sucks. 0.89

00:35:43.000 It's an absolute shithole.

00:35:46.000 So go ahead, if that makes you feel better.

00:35:51.000 But speaking of our favorite subject, I saw that the Sierra Club is trending on Twitter.

00:35:58.000 They've decided to own their horrific racism.

00:36:02.000 And I'm a big fan of this subject because I was following the Sierra Club since I was a young man.

00:36:07.000 And I distinctly remember in the mid-90s where they walked into immigration and just went, I know how to get past this boundary.

00:36:15.000 I'll split in two and just go around it.

00:36:19.000 But let me explain better.

00:36:28.000 I love shit like this.

00:36:29.000 Sierra Club calls out the racism of John Ware.

00:36:33.000 Anytime someone gets really into environmentalism, I recommend you just step back and wait for them to come across immigration. 1.00

00:36:42.000 They'll get into like cow farts and how veganism is better for the environment, and they'll go through various phases, but inevitably they end up at the front door of immigration and they go, oh, this is actually the biggest deal.

00:37:01.000 And then they go to their donors, who are often Jewish, and they say, hey, I'm going to have to crack down on immigration. 0.82

00:37:07.000 I just realized it's bigger than cow farts as far as environmental damage.

00:37:11.000 It's a number of people.

00:37:12.000 I mean, think of, I can take a punch in the stomach.

00:37:16.000 I can't take 100 punches to the stomach.

00:37:18.000 That will kill me.

00:37:19.000 Mother Nature can take a couple of blows. 1.00

00:37:21.000 She can't take an infinite, devastating onslaught of ever-increasing abuse.

00:37:27.000 Throw a battery out your car window.

00:37:29.000 It's not a big deal.

00:37:30.000 If everyone does that all day, we've got nothing but batteries littering the highway.

00:37:34.000 And then the donor is going to go, yeah, look, my parents were immigrants.

00:37:38.000 They came here after World War II, so you're cut off if you talk about immigration.

00:37:45.000 And so the environmentalist groups have a choice, either tell the truth or get the money.

00:37:50.000 You can't have both.

00:37:51.000 And this happened in the Sierra Club.

00:37:53.000 So when you see Sierra Club post-1996, you're looking at a totally different organization.

00:37:59.000 And let me explain why.

00:38:00.000 If you look at our population, right, they call this the wedge.

00:38:04.000 It's just a straight, we're not really replacing ourselves.

00:38:07.000 We're like 1.5 kids, maybe two kids, right?

00:38:10.000 But our population is going up.

00:38:12.000 Yeah, it's going up.

00:38:13.000 That's all the immigrants. 1.00

00:38:14.000 They're the ones doing all the breeding.

00:38:15.000 If you were to stop immigration today, the population would immediately cease.

00:38:19.000 And that would be great for the environment.

00:38:22.000 So environmentalists have to be anti-immigration.

00:38:26.000 So what happened was maybe we should go back a little bit.

00:38:31.000 Go to the second link, the Cease Dog, Center for Immigration Studies.

00:38:35.000 The Sierra Club's immigration obsession.

00:38:37.000 So John Muir was their founder.

00:38:39.000 And I should explain, John Muir was against population.

00:38:42.000 He was a conservationist.

00:38:44.000 He wanted to buy land and make sure no one could ever build on it, which makes sense.

00:38:48.000 If you're pro-nature, you want more nature, right?

00:38:55.000 Yeah, so this guy's gone through all of their social media, and they are totally obsessed with Trump.

00:39:03.000 It's a fake organization.

00:39:04.000 The Sierra Club is just a propaganda tool that liberals use and, you know, far-left rich people use to shit on Trump.

00:39:17.000 But the best thing for the environment is a wall.

00:39:20.000 Trump's immigration policy is the most environmentalist immigration policy we've ever had.

00:39:25.000 So the Sierra Club's fucked.

00:39:27.000 So this guy goes through, look at this.

00:39:29.000 He goes through all their tweets.

00:39:31.000 Of the 100 tweets, 27 are specifically about the wall.

00:39:31.000 Look at this.

00:39:34.000 33 are about immigration broadly, and 49 mention Trump.

00:39:39.000 Only 48, so 50% of their tweets make no mention of Trump or immigration, even though among those 48, approximately half are about the partial government shutdown, which itself is over border security.

00:39:52.000 So maybe 25% of their tweets are not about bashing Trump.

00:39:58.000 And this all started in 96, I believe it was.

00:40:03.000 Go to that other link, this SF gate.

00:40:07.000 Yeah.

00:40:07.000 Sierra Club divided by vote on immigration.

00:40:09.000 Ecology groups wrestle with population pressure.

00:40:12.000 The contentious debate within the environmental movement over the impact of immigration moves to a new level today when the Sierra Club begins voting on a controversial measure that could put the group at the center of a dispute.

00:40:23.000 So this vote happened and the Sierra Club split.

00:40:26.000 There was the Sierra Club Legal Defense Fund and there was the Sierra Club and they had to separate because they came to an impasse and they said, we need to talk about immigration.

00:40:37.000 And Mike Bloomberg said, my parents were immigrants or my grandparents, whatever.

00:40:46.000 If you start bashing immigration and questioning open borders, I cut you off.

00:40:52.000 That's $100 million gone.

00:40:54.000 And they went, half of them went, well, fuck you.

00:40:57.000 Why are we here?

00:40:58.000 We're not just going to take your money.

00:40:59.000 And the other half went, yeah, I hate immigration. 0.55

00:41:03.000 I hate John Ware.

00:41:06.000 And they slid.

00:41:07.000 So the present Sierra Club you see is a fucking joke, but we're not allowed on Twitter to point that out.

00:41:12.000 So they just tell chicks, let's be honest.

00:41:15.000 Twitter's just for chicks now. 0.99

00:41:17.000 They tell chicks and gays that the Sierra Clubs coming to terms with their racism.

00:41:17.000 And gays.

00:41:22.000 Science can't come to terms with its racism because it's science.

00:41:27.000 More immigrants mean more population.

00:41:29.000 That means it's bad for the environment.

00:41:31.000 You can't have it both ways.

00:41:34.000 So I thought this was an interesting article on Daily Camera.

00:41:37.000 This was a guy, Jeff Dumas.

00:41:42.000 So he worked with them.

00:41:44.000 And he was saying, my affiliation with the Sierra Club came to a crashing halt in 1998, which was the article you just saw, when the executive director of the Sierra Club, Carl Pope, stated that, quote, population growth is not an environmental issue.

00:41:58.000 Isn't that just the best?

00:41:59.000 That's my favorite part of all of this.

00:42:01.000 Population growth is not an environmental issue.

00:42:05.000 Really?

00:42:07.000 So we could have, what, a billion Americans and it wouldn't hurt the environment at all if we tiptoe?

00:42:14.000 Where was Pope on Earth Day in 1969?

00:42:17.000 That was the entire theme of that iconic event.

00:42:19.000 As a former Peace Corps worker in India, you would think that he would know better.

00:42:23.000 It's the population, stupid.

00:42:26.000 It may have been just a coincidence, but as Parker implies, this shift in philosophy came close on the heels of a massive infusion of corporate funding to the Sierra Club.

00:42:34.000 Some say that Sierra Club would have faded into oblivion if it weren't for cash infusions from Michael Bloomberg, which amount to more than $100 million.

00:42:41.000 In any event, that basically nonsensical and truly anti-environmental position soon led directly to a public pro-immigration, essentially open borders policy that has been a hallmark of Sierra Club ever since.

00:42:54.000 It's just the funny, it's like Black Lives Matter was also selling illegal guns to gangsters. 0.76

00:43:00.000 Like, your entire ethos is a contradiction.

00:43:04.000 And no one can see it.

00:43:07.000 Interestingly, at the exact same time, the Sierra Club Legal Defense Fund then split off from the Sierra Club.

00:43:12.000 That's the split I was talking about.

00:43:13.000 And henceforward became known as Earth Justice, which is kind of a gay name.

00:43:17.000 So go back to the Twitter moment.

00:43:21.000 Let's see what some of these dumbasses say. 1.00

00:43:22.000 Well, let's read the thing first.

00:43:24.000 John Muir is a towering figure in the environmental movement.

00:43:28.000 He saved Yosemite.

00:43:29.000 What a racist.

00:43:32.000 What does that say?

00:43:33.000 Helped from the National Park Service and influenced generations.

00:43:38.000 But the Sierra Club, which Muir co-founded, has now acknowledged a darker part of Muir's history.

00:43:43.000 I don't like that name Muir.

00:43:45.000 It's like rural juror.

00:43:48.000 Let's just call him Murr.

00:43:50.000 Meg James, fascinating story.

00:43:53.000 As Sierra Club calls out the racism of its co-founder.

00:43:56.000 It's time to take down some of our monuments, starting with some truth-telling about the Sierra Club's early history.

00:44:02.000 I think, are they doing this because they don't want to get called out?

00:44:05.000 Like, you saw the New York Times said something about our dark history, our dark past, and someone goes, yeah, the family that started the New York Times owned slaves, and his wife was obsessed with the Confederacy.

00:44:17.000 So you can't talk.

00:44:18.000 So I guess everyone's trying to cover their ass going, hey, before you say it, I know that the guy who started my company was racist, but we're extremely owning that.

00:44:28.000 Extreme ownership.

00:44:30.000 Now here's some welcome honesty about California's past.

00:44:34.000 Look, they're all check marks.

00:44:36.000 What's the next one?

00:44:37.000 It's essential we try to understand John Weir and all his complexity.

00:44:42.000 Could any of these people be less complicated?

00:44:44.000 Like you serve them a fucking piece of toast.

00:44:47.000 You tell them it's chicken and they go, some of the driest, flattest chicken I've ever had.

00:44:51.000 Thanks.

00:44:51.000 Thanks for waking me up to what chicken can be.

00:44:54.000 What's the next one?

00:44:57.000 The Sierra Club is reckoning.

00:44:59.000 Like they're all saying the same thing.

00:45:01.000 He made derogatory comments about black people and Indigenous people that drew on deeply harmful racist stereotypes.

00:45:07.000 Yeah, I'm sorry if this guy from the turn of the century is old-fashioned.

00:45:12.000 How dare he?

00:45:13.000 Didn't he get the memo?

00:45:15.000 By the way, if you die, make sure you put an iPad in your coffin that is constantly being updated with the latest jargon so you can change your views after you die.

00:45:28.000 Plus, these people are all so fucking gullible that back then they would have been the most racist people on earth because that's what you do.

00:45:34.000 And these people are fucking conformists.

00:45:36.000 Finally, many folks in the conservation community have been shouting this from the rooftops for years.

00:45:44.000 Shouting it from the rooftops, really.

00:45:47.000 You bang pots and pans for the first responders.

00:45:50.000 Critics also see a correlation between the emotional biblical language of Muir's writing and the demographic makeup of national park visitors.

00:45:57.000 Jesus.

00:45:58.000 Actually, that came up.

00:45:59.000 Go back to the, what was it, SF Gate?

00:46:06.000 Scroll down a bit.

00:46:08.000 No, no.

00:46:09.000 Whoa, whoa, you're going too fast there, buddy.

00:46:09.000 Up.

00:46:13.000 Go down.

00:46:19.000 Yes.

00:46:20.000 We're watching this very carefully, she said.

00:46:22.000 This is from the Audubon Bird Watchers Association.

00:46:25.000 It's an extremely divisive issue.

00:46:26.000 Let's face it, it's hard to address immigration without being labeled a racist, especially because the environmental community is mostly white and upper middle class.

00:46:36.000 What percentage of the bullshit we talk about and get sanctimonious about is based on white guilt?

00:46:43.000 Now birdwatchers have to change their politics based on white guilt.

00:46:47.000 Now the environmentalist movement cannot recognize the biggest threat to the environment because they don't want to appear racist.

00:46:56.000 You guys are fucking losers and we see right through you.

00:47:01.000 And the fact that you can get away with this on social media shows you how utterly ravaged and gutted social media is.

00:47:09.000 The fact that they can get away with this total and utter shit and the LA Times too shows you how completely and utterly eviscerated the modern discourse in America has become.

00:47:22.000 Fucking guy on a local chat group in my suburb in Westchester, Anthony Ela, corrections officer.

00:47:43.000 We caught him.

00:47:44.000 He was a serial rapist in that he regularly had sex with inmates.

00:47:51.000 No matter what the inmate says she does or doesn't want to do, it's considered rape.

00:47:56.000 And here's proof.

00:47:57.000 He told her to meet him at the infirmary.

00:48:00.000 She did.

00:48:01.000 Another corrections officer caught them and said, what are you doing here?

00:48:04.000 And then he got nervous and he went, yeah, what are you doing here?

00:48:07.000 I didn't ask you to be here.

00:48:08.000 I never would do that.

00:48:08.000 I'm not having an affair with you.

00:48:10.000 Eight months solitary.

00:48:12.000 And she sits in solitary for eight months.

00:48:14.000 So that's why you can't have a consensual relationship when you're a corrections officer, obviously.

00:48:20.000 Because at any moment, you can just say, get back in the cage.

00:48:23.000 That's not very romantic.

00:48:25.000 That was too much of indecence.

00:48:27.000 But he had extreme ownership.

00:48:29.000 And he put up a post saying that, I've made some mistakes, but I'm owning them.

00:48:35.000 And all the rich white housewives went, that is so brave, because he's black.

00:48:40.000 That is so brave of you.

00:48:41.000 One of them said, it's true you have fallen short of God's graces, but who hasn't?

00:48:48.000 So if you're a serial rapist, yeah, okay, you're not as good as God, but none of us are.

00:48:55.000 So we're all basically serial rapists in some form.

00:49:00.000 Nope, nope, nope.

00:49:02.000 I've never raped anyone.

00:49:03.000 Sorry.

00:49:03.000 That's not going to work.

00:49:05.000 I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.

00:49:16.000 Yeah, like they said, Sierra Club was paid to avoid the truth.

00:49:24.000 And when they have extreme ownership on Twitter, everyone goes, that was so brave.

00:49:31.000 So brave, Sarah Club.

00:49:33.000 We're so proud of you.

00:49:34.000 What an incredible story.

00:49:37.000 Fuck off.

00:49:38.000 I can't take the crocodile tears anymore.

00:49:41.000 It's just so phony.

00:49:47.000 I'm so proud of you.

00:49:49.000 I'm really, really proud of you.

00:49:52.000 All right, let's hit the mail B. Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

00:50:00.000 Let's turn our eyes together's male band. 1.00

00:50:05.000 Let me touch it.

00:50:09.000 Hmm.

00:50:11.000 Great graphic.

00:50:13.000 Great song.

00:50:17.000 It is a great song.

00:50:18.000 It doesn't bore me at all.

00:50:20.000 Oh, we have an interesting letter.

00:50:21.000 Remember we were talking about that punk guy?

00:50:23.000 I cannot get him out of my head.

00:50:25.000 I was punk my entire adolescence.

00:50:28.000 I know what they look like.

00:50:29.000 And especially in this day and age, if you get into punk, you're young, you don't have facial hair, and you have tattoos.

00:50:36.000 Your boots are Dr. Martin's, maybe Vans, Ira's, or Vans with the Stripe, maybe.

00:50:44.000 Maybe Chuck's, sometimes, but never big fat artillery SWAT army boots.

00:50:51.000 So this is clearly a detective who is working with the police.

00:50:56.000 He's starting shit with Proud Boys here, and he's shaved his head as part of his disguise.

00:51:04.000 He's like 40, too.

00:51:06.000 40 year olds don't have mohawks like that.

00:51:11.000 And he's wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

00:51:14.000 The Boogaloo Boys are feds. 0.99

00:51:16.000 That's a guy built not like a punk, too.

00:51:18.000 He's built like a military dude.

00:51:20.000 He's built like a military guy.

00:51:22.000 He was in the reserves, and then he got into the police force, then SWAT, and then he was DEA.

00:51:27.000 And then now he's gone from DEA to some sort of, I don't know, political instigator.

00:51:36.000 So he starts picking a fight with them.

00:51:38.000 I don't know what they're doing there.

00:51:39.000 They have some sort of cop thing.

00:51:41.000 And then, look, look at him.

00:51:43.000 Now, pay close attention to the bottom of the screen.

00:51:47.000 You're going to see his boots shortly.

00:51:52.000 Wait, you have it cropped, Ryan.

00:51:54.000 No, no, no.

00:51:55.000 I'm looking out for it.

00:51:58.000 Right, right there.

00:51:59.000 Okay.

00:51:59.000 Well, I can't see anything.

00:52:01.000 Yeah.

00:52:02.000 Okay, go frame by frame.

00:52:07.000 Those Tim's?

00:52:08.000 Look, Those are big, clunky, like SWAT army boots that you wear at the shooting range or when you're doing security for the mayor.

00:52:19.000 Those are not punk boots.

00:52:23.000 They're big fat boots.

00:52:27.000 They're military boots.

00:52:28.000 They're police boots.

00:52:29.000 They're SWAT boots.

00:52:34.000 They always do this.

00:52:35.000 They always like focus on the head and then maybe the top and then they forget about everything.

00:52:39.000 Wait, there's one tattoo.

00:52:41.000 What is it?

00:52:42.000 On his forearm.

00:52:44.000 I spy a tat.

00:52:45.000 Oh, yeah.

00:52:46.000 I don't see what it is, though.

00:52:48.000 It looks like a bullseye.

00:52:49.000 He's also wearing a shirt that has a peace symbol.

00:52:55.000 It's like a target-looking thing.

00:52:57.000 It looks like it's from Lost.

00:52:59.000 You know that Octagon on Lost?

00:53:02.000 The show Lost?

00:53:03.000 Yeah, let me see.

00:53:04.000 Anyway, keep playing.

00:53:05.000 Let's go.

00:53:12.000 He's saying, come on, Boogaloo Boys. 1.00

00:53:14.000 So the punks are with the Boogaloo Boys are with the BLM. 0.94

00:53:18.000 That's not the way it's supposed to go.

00:53:20.000 Boogaloo boys are feds. 1.00

00:53:22.000 And they suck at it.

00:53:24.000 This is what pisses me off.

00:53:26.000 We knew this guy was fake the second we saw him.

00:53:28.000 Remember, we knew from his body language when he picks the fight.

00:53:31.000 Anyway, in this clip, by the way, well, I'll read you the letter.

00:53:33.000 Hey, Gavin, saw your spot on JuML about the spiked-haired fed boog boy. 0.93

00:53:37.000 I was in attendance with Proud Boys and recorded a more detailed video of him pre-fight instigating on the Patriots side before Proud Boys ran him off.

00:53:46.000 That's what we just saw.

00:53:47.000 Fight happened only after he made it back to the BLM area with the state police, not when he was surrounded by Patriots and PBs.

00:53:55.000 How interesting.

00:53:56.000 So he doesn't pick a fight when he's alone, but when the police are there, all of a sudden, he's determined to get a fight going.

00:54:04.000 This is, I think, the mayor saying, look, we need some violence from the right.

00:54:08.000 This is why Max and John were in jail, because they wanted to amplify right-wing violence to make it look like it's both sides, when it clearly is not.

00:54:19.000 You're also right.

00:54:20.000 They did not cuff him, and he actually walked down the stairs without cuffs.

00:54:24.000 I'm attaching the link for the source file, blah, blah, blah.

00:54:26.000 He was with BLM, and they were attempting to disrupt the speakers.

00:54:34.000 Now, we've had this happen before.

00:54:37.000 Another super obvious case was this guy.

00:54:40.000 This is what skinheads look like.

00:54:42.000 It's in the notes.

00:54:44.000 It's not numbered.

00:54:46.000 It's after mailbag.

00:54:48.000 Remember this dude?

00:54:56.000 They don't wear four swastikas on their shirt.

00:54:59.000 Hey, feds, you suck at this.

00:55:02.000 You suck.

00:55:04.000 Four swastikas? 0.88

00:55:06.000 What?

00:55:07.000 What are you doing?

00:55:08.000 And why is that guy next to him looking like he got punched in the face?

00:55:11.000 Are they like twins and he feels what he feels?

00:55:14.000 Oh, moron, he got head butted with the, Why are they hanging out with Kirk Cobain?

00:55:22.000 And look at those suspenders, those big fat suspenders. 0.99

00:55:27.000 Skinheads don't wear those.

00:55:29.000 They wear skinny red suspenders.

00:55:31.000 And I also noticed in other pictures he had taken them off because they're so uncomfortable.

00:55:35.000 Oh.

00:55:35.000 So skinheads aren't comfortable known suspenders for more than a few minutes?

00:55:39.000 No, but a Fed is who never wears suspenders.

00:55:42.000 He's not used to wearing them.

00:55:45.000 And then, speaking of boots, look at this next picture.

00:55:52.000 Look at his fucking boots.

00:55:54.000 So this Nazi skinhead is wearing cargo shorts and brown hunting boots like Timberlands.

00:56:04.000 Motherfuckers. 1.00

00:56:06.000 Pathetic.

00:56:07.000 Where's your suspenders, by the way?

00:56:09.000 What are those people?

00:56:10.000 What is that uniform?

00:56:12.000 Those guys?

00:56:13.000 I don't know.

00:56:14.000 It's very Walmart.

00:56:15.000 What the fuck?

00:56:17.000 It's very, what's that?

00:56:20.000 MMA thing?

00:56:21.000 Affliction?

00:56:22.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:56:23.000 They're the Affliction Police Force.

00:56:24.000 The Ed Hardy Affliction Police Force troop.

00:56:28.000 They look like MS-13's like police arm.

00:56:32.000 Very Latino. 1.00

00:56:34.000 Excellent.

00:56:35.000 So that's interesting.

00:56:36.000 We caught some feds.

00:56:36.000 Can't hear you.

00:56:37.000 I've got to move that mic over.

00:56:38.000 I said, that's interesting.

00:56:39.000 We caught some feds.

00:56:42.000 And we're very disappointed.

00:56:44.000 You need to get a gay. 1.00

00:56:46.000 You need a gay stylist. 0.93

00:56:51.000 This is from Dorian.

00:56:52.000 Hi, boys.

00:56:53.000 I listened to the show while breastfeeding my son.

00:56:55.000 That's gay. 1.00

00:56:57.000 Just kidding.

00:56:58.000 He is two months old.

00:56:59.000 And over the last months, the show has become synonymous with feeding.

00:57:02.000 On the rare occasion I catch up on an episode when I'm not feeding my son, I feel my milk come in and my tits begin to leak.

00:57:09.000 Holy fuck, bud.

00:57:10.000 Women really are magic. 1.00

00:57:11.000 I guess you are too.

00:57:12.000 She's got Pavlovian tits. 1.00

00:57:15.000 I really enjoyed the Day of Canada episode as a Saskatchewanian.

00:57:19.000 You were dead on about skipping over this big chunk of fuck all.

00:57:23.000 However, we recently shout out a great bluegrass Americana country musician you could include in your list of awesome Canadian bands.

00:57:30.000 Fun fact, his father was the conservative premier of Saskatchewan up until very recently, Coulter Wall.

00:57:37.000 Oh yeah, this guy rules.

00:57:38.000 The devil wears a suit and tie.

00:57:39.000 I did not know he was Canadian.

00:57:41.000 Give it at least 45 seconds.

00:57:46.000 Oh yeah, I remember this guy.

00:57:48.000 We've talked about him on the show before.

00:57:53.000 See?

00:57:54.000 Well Reverend, Reverend, please come quick.

00:58:05.000 I got something to admit.

00:58:10.000 I've got something to strong.

00:58:16.000 It's Ark.

00:58:19.000 He's great.

00:58:20.000 Thank you, lady.

00:58:23.000 By the way, dude who called in last night and said, I don't appreciate Stevie Rayvon because I don't play an instrument.

00:58:29.000 That guy's a guitar aficionado and it sounds fucking awesome.

00:58:34.000 So, no, your Stevie Rayvon shit doesn't fly with me.

00:58:38.000 Hey, Gav.

00:58:38.000 This is from Dave.

00:58:40.000 I recently came across someone on Instagram who goes by the username Alok V Menon.

00:58:46.000 Check out a few of his, her, their Zero Zoo.

00:58:49.000 I think you will find them fascinating.

00:58:51.000 Oh, we know this guy.

00:58:55.000 Yeah, we know this dude.

00:58:57.000 This is the guy who was introduced to us by why can't my trans friends get laid? 1.00

00:59:01.000 I just went a hot spot messaging for like $25 to $40 a month.

00:59:07.000 What are you doing?

00:59:08.000 Look at this story.

00:59:10.000 We're trying to hear it, and you keep skipping around.

00:59:17.000 As an artist, I've always believed in the beauty and the power of storytelling.

00:59:21.000 Beneath every individual, there's at least a billion stories just waiting to be told.

00:59:26.000 So often we don't get to hear them, though, because this society often values more what we look like than how we're actually doing.

00:59:33.000 And that's why in my latest post on Instagram, I share a story about my own mental health.

00:59:37.000 I'm trying to become more transparent on how I actually feel.

00:59:41.000 And I wish that we can create a culture where we can actually feel crazy.

00:59:46.000 I hope it resonates.

00:59:48.000 Weren't you on the show, Matt?

00:59:49.000 Visible Mobile for inviting me to share my wonderful story.

00:59:52.000 I can't wait to read all of yours.

00:59:54.000 And while you're at it, check out Visible Mobile because they're everything.

00:59:58.000 I mean, actually everything because they offer unlimited data, hotspot, messages.

01:00:04.000 Go back.

01:00:05.000 $25 to $40 a month.

01:00:06.000 But let's know how many followers does he have.

01:00:08.000 So check them out.

01:00:09.000 Cheers.

01:00:10.000 Bye.

01:00:11.000 Cheers for the ad. 0.80

01:00:13.000 400,000 followers.

01:00:15.000 Jesus.

01:00:16.000 Let's see some of his outfits.

01:00:18.000 Oh, that dress really pops.

01:00:20.000 That's fun.

01:00:22.000 Does he shave his legs?

01:00:24.000 No.

01:00:25.000 No.

01:00:25.000 I see some hair there.

01:00:27.000 What's some other outfits?

01:00:28.000 Oh, I like the sexy boots.

01:00:30.000 Kinky boots.

01:00:33.000 You look fantastic, Alok.

01:00:35.000 And I bet your dad is really proud of you.

01:00:38.000 My dad just wants him to be happy.

01:00:40.000 Really?

01:00:41.000 Can I go have four beers with him and ask him?

01:00:46.000 Thanks, dude.

01:00:47.000 What do we got for that?

01:00:49.000 Cookie Crisp?

01:00:53.000 That's like a futuristic.

01:00:58.000 Human cloning and parasite lizards.

01:00:59.000 This guy's name is...

01:01:04.000 Donald Marshall is the biggest whistleblower of all time.

01:01:07.000 He's also made more hit songs than anyone in history.

01:01:13.000 Okay.

01:01:14.000 Thanks.

01:01:15.000 Hey, Gavin, I recently came across a video of some betas on virtual reality chat talking about their hookup stories.

01:01:19.000 I think you should dissect it on GOML.

01:01:22.000 From Inside the Fag Zone. 0.99

01:01:24.000 Wow.

01:01:25.000 Wow.

01:01:26.000 You skipped down a lot?

01:01:29.000 Can you like green flag the ones you read or just put a flag on the ones that you're...

01:01:29.000 What?

01:01:35.000 This was 2.11 p.m.

01:01:38.000 Okay, 2.11.

01:01:39.000 It was from censored.

01:01:40.000 Oh, okay.

01:01:41.000 I forwarded support.

01:01:42.000 Gotcha.

01:01:43.000 So what is the craziest hookup story you've ever had, bro?

01:01:47.000 Okay, so like I don't have a crazy hookup story, but I've got like a somewhat funny meeting somebody.

01:01:56.000 Work two, three weeks ago.

01:01:57.000 New chick comes in. 0.96

01:01:59.000 She was pretty hot, not gonna lie. 1.00

01:02:01.000 I was gonna pick up this girl for a date, right? 0.89

01:02:03.000 And I can't look at that.

01:02:05.000 I think that it's a difficult to go pick the girl up from her house.

01:02:10.000 And, you know, back up, Terry.

01:02:14.000 Back up, says this guy.

01:02:16.000 Oh, this was my final video.

01:02:18.000 Jerk.

01:02:18.000 Should we not?

01:02:19.000 No, we're not showing that.

01:02:21.000 This guy beat me to the punch.

01:02:25.000 A girl asking, what do you think about all our drink emails to you?

01:02:29.000 They annoy me.

01:02:33.000 That's Ginger Minky. 1.00

01:02:34.000 Dearest Gavin, we have seen that a lot of female viewers these days. 1.00

01:02:39.000 I thought I was sexist.

01:02:41.000 Maybe they just like hearing someone behind.

01:02:43.000 You're basically like Willem Dafoe in that movie.

01:02:48.000 Dearest Gavin, I recently escaped from New York and moved to a Red State. 0.96

01:02:51.000 To honor my five-year struggle in the bittersweet shithole, I would like to know if you could doodle me an outline of the city for a tattoo.

01:02:58.000 I notice you start to draw every time Ryan's incompetence starts shining through.

01:03:01.000 I figured this would be a nice little distraction.

01:03:03.000 Many thanks, and if I ever see you in the skies, bottomless bourbon is on me.

01:03:08.000 Sincerely, Shana Jeanette.

01:03:10.000 Shana, please be careful because the life of a flight attendant means you're around a lot of fags and you end up as a fag hag, which my wife was. 1.00

01:03:24.000 And this is the problem with being a fag hag. 1.00

01:03:27.000 You see these guys partying forever and going on trips and renting a cabin and then going skiing.

01:03:33.000 And you start to think that you are going to be single forever and it's not a big deal.

01:03:37.000 It is a big deal.

01:03:38.000 Your eggs will dry up.

01:03:40.000 Homos don't have eggs. 1.00

01:03:41.000 They can party forever.

01:03:43.000 You can't.

01:03:45.000 So when you get to your late 20s, which you look like you're in, start being serious about boyfriends.

01:03:53.000 Won't they cock block her too if she finds a guy that's like, it gets serious and he starts taking up her eggs? 1.00

01:03:57.000 They're secretly misogynists at the end of the day.

01:03:59.000 They don't really see, it's sort of like the way Muslims see blacks. 1.00

01:04:03.000 And they pretend they're excited about black Africans and the nation of Islam and stuff. 0.97

01:04:07.000 But behind closed doors, they go, get these fucking monkeys out of here. 0.77

01:04:11.000 And gays are like, hi, girl, hey. 0.99

01:04:14.000 But I'll never forget this time when my wife was with Jeremy Scott, the designer, and his assistant, Pablo, and two other homos. 1.00

01:04:22.000 And they were doing a photo.

01:04:24.000 And she just assumed that she was in it because she's part of the gang. 0.97

01:04:27.000 They all work together for Kelly Catrone.

01:04:31.000 And so she gets in the photo.

01:04:33.000 And I saw Pablo touch her arm and go, this one's just for the boys, honey.

01:04:37.000 And he just shooed her away.

01:04:39.000 And she's like, what a bitch. 1.00

01:04:41.000 And I thought, oh, so that's how you really feel.

01:04:45.000 This one's for the boys, honey.

01:04:47.000 That's gay. 1.00

01:04:49.000 Who is attracted to that?

01:04:51.000 What do you mean?

01:04:52.000 On earth?

01:04:53.000 What do you mean?

01:04:54.000 Like I want to, If only I could find the perfect person for me.

01:05:04.000 Actually, the way we discovered this guy was that article, I think it was in Vice, called Why Can't My Hot Trans Friends Get Laid?

01:05:11.000 And it was a collection of four of the ugliest trannies you've ever seen. 1.00

01:05:16.000 See if you can find that.

01:05:17.000 Why Can't My Hot Trans Friends Get Laid? 1.00

01:05:23.000 If Alok wasn't the author, then my famous gender non-conforming friends get laid.

01:05:29.000 That's twice.

01:05:33.000 Is that a steal?

01:05:34.000 There we go.

01:05:34.000 Yeah.

01:05:35.000 Alok.

01:05:37.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:37.000 But go down?

01:05:40.000 There's pictures, right?

01:05:41.000 There better be.

01:05:43.000 You post on Insta?

01:05:44.000 No problem.

01:05:44.000 Okay.

01:05:46.000 Nope.

01:05:47.000 Okay, let's go to.

01:05:48.000 Oh, it's just A-Loc. 0.98

01:05:50.000 Why can't these people get laid? 1.00

01:05:52.000 What's the problem?

01:05:53.000 They can't?

01:05:55.000 Maybe they're picky.

01:05:56.000 A genderless albino who looks like a pug. 0.94

01:06:00.000 Chocolate tranny in the used clothing store.

01:06:04.000 And then a tall Jewish man dressed like his grandmother.

01:06:08.000 Why can't they get laid? 1.00

01:06:10.000 What are you blind, America?

01:06:12.000 God.

01:06:14.000 This looks like Mystery Men.

01:06:16.000 You remember that movie with Ben Stiller where Jeannine Garoffalo is in it too, where they're like fake superheroes?

01:06:20.000 Is the middle one male or female?

01:06:22.000 I think they're all male, yeah.

01:06:24.000 I remember seeing a documentary on the Jewish guy on the right, and his dad is not a fan.

01:06:24.000 Yeah.

01:06:31.000 No.

01:06:31.000 No?

01:06:32.000 Why?

01:06:33.000 So he wears a dress over to his dad's house, and his dad's like, take that off.

01:06:36.000 We're not talking with you wearing that fucking thing.

01:06:39.000 Fucking jealous.

01:06:40.000 Look at that.

01:06:41.000 This is the same picture.

01:06:44.000 Why can't my mystery men get laid?

01:06:47.000 It's a mystery, men.

01:06:50.000 GNR, have you guys heard of this fella Devin Stack?

01:06:54.000 His YouTube channel is called Black Pilled.

01:06:56.000 I found him a month or so ago.

01:06:58.000 He's amazing.

01:06:59.000 I've watched this little vid five times and cry each time.

01:07:01.000 Also, I have mile-high cheekbones and beast-tongue lips.

01:07:04.000 Below is the requested picture of myself.

01:07:07.000 We did not request it, but there it is.

01:07:10.000 Very hunky guy.

01:07:11.000 That's a hunk.

01:07:13.000 Let's see if his recommendation was good or if he's just another himbo. 1.00

01:07:17.000 They indulged their fight-or-flight instincts and risked everything they had for a chance to build their own life out of the reach of the ruling class.

01:07:29.000 My family, those that survived the long months' journey across the sea and the harsh winters that awaited them in the wilderness they set out to tame were adventurers and pioneers.

01:07:42.000 They settled the eastern seaboard and built the first communities in what would later become the United States.

01:07:52.000 With their bare hands, they carved towns and cities out of the earth that still stand today.

01:08:01.000 As life became easier, the softer men arrived and a new establishment began to grow in these cities.

01:08:12.000 My family grew uneasy with the influence these velvet-gloved aristocrats had and chose once more to venture into the wilderness to escape.

01:08:24.000 Again, they traveled west, sometimes on foot for hundreds of miles through dangerous, uncharted lands.

01:08:32.000 What's the name of that guy?

01:08:33.000 Black Pills.

01:08:34.000 That's the name of the YouTube channel?

01:08:36.000 Correct.

01:08:36.000 Now, he was banned on Instagram, and he's come back since, but he's...

01:08:41.000 I like it.

01:08:42.000 Guys, good.

01:08:42.000 Love it.

01:08:43.000 Okay, cool.

01:08:44.000 One more just came in a second ago from Noah.

01:08:48.000 This is my city after these commies destroyed it. 0.72

01:08:50.000 The feds don't come out until after the rioters start to get violent.

01:08:54.000 Holy shit.

01:08:54.000 The narrative is twisted.

01:08:56.000 Portland rioters are not peaceful.

01:08:59.000 Look at this.

01:08:59.000 Holy shit.

01:09:00.000 It's not just garbage.

01:09:01.000 It's burnt garbage.

01:09:02.000 This was a fire.

01:09:04.000 Wow.

01:09:05.000 Why is Trump getting involved?

01:09:06.000 Portland's doing fine.

01:09:08.000 Look at these pictures, man.

01:09:12.000 Keep showing them.

01:09:13.000 Why did you click away?

01:09:14.000 That really fucking annoyed me.

01:09:17.000 I can't.

01:09:18.000 I don't want to show his email.

01:09:19.000 So I have to click him.

01:09:21.000 What's with all the water bottles?

01:09:26.000 Why do you got to stay so hydrated?

01:09:27.000 Are you Ryan?

01:09:31.000 These are disgusting.

01:09:34.000 What an absolute fucking mess.

01:09:42.000 Just a reminder that Black Lives Matter.

01:09:44.000 Show the last one.

01:09:45.000 Moms for dead cops. 1.00

01:09:49.000 Jeez.

01:09:51.000 It's a bit rich.

01:09:53.000 Your city sucks.

01:09:57.000 Yeah.

01:09:58.000 Oh, wait a minute.

01:09:59.000 So, yeah, that video that I sent you, I sent you last.

01:10:03.000 It's not in the notes.

01:10:04.000 But we're not going to show this video, but I just stumbled upon this.

01:10:08.000 You should check it out.

01:10:10.000 19.

01:10:11.000 Oh, it's not in the notes.

01:10:13.000 This one is in the notes.

01:10:18.000 You're out here in Hollywood, homeless.

01:10:20.000 Tell me about it.

01:10:22.000 Well, let's see.

01:10:25.000 There's not too much to tell, honestly.

01:10:28.000 I could probably get off the streets if I tried a little bit harder by myself.

01:10:34.000 It's not really that dangerous, like everyone says, as long as you stick by yourself and don't hang out with other homeless people, you're usually pretty okay.

01:10:45.000 My problem is, is I'm addicted to heroin, so that's basically why I can't get off the street.

01:10:54.000 At the end of it, he says, wait, go to the very end.

01:10:58.000 Eat better and live better than probably 95% of the world's population.

01:11:04.000 Member probably be to have my cat back.

01:11:07.000 Yeah, go back.

01:11:09.000 And then let's see.

01:11:12.000 I could take some type of pill.

01:11:17.000 Feel like it's rock bottom or I just can't go any further.

01:11:20.000 I start to lose my mind.

01:11:22.000 Then maybe I'll let.

01:11:23.000 Your socks are rock bottom, dude.

01:11:25.000 Yeah, no, they're not.

01:11:26.000 You're ready for smoking.

01:11:27.000 Pause for a sec.

01:11:28.000 Junkies always say this.

01:11:29.000 They go, I'm going to quit, but I just don't want to quit right now.

01:11:32.000 I like it too much.

01:11:33.000 People say that about smoking, too.

01:11:35.000 I go, Yeah, I know you like it too much, you're addicted.

01:11:39.000 It's like you and vaping.

01:11:41.000 Yeah, I'll quit.

01:11:42.000 Well, right now, I really like it, but what, when you all of a sudden hate it?

01:11:46.000 I never said I was gonna quit.

01:11:47.000 It's not a fat chick, it's not like you're gonna get bored of fucking her. 1.00

01:11:53.000 Yep.

01:11:54.000 If you had three wishes, what would they be?

01:11:57.000 Let's see.

01:11:59.000 I'd probably wish that I could take some type of pill that would make me never remember what opiates feel like.

01:12:11.000 And then, let's see.

01:12:14.000 Second wish would probably be to have my dog back.

01:12:20.000 And the third wish would probably be to have my cat back.

01:12:24.000 There's other dogs and cats out there.

01:12:26.000 I'll get you a dog.

01:12:28.000 Can I have those last two wishes and I'll just get you a dog and a cat?

01:12:28.000 Yeah.

01:12:31.000 When I build a wall and kick out all of the liberals from all of America.

01:12:41.000 That's worth checking out on your own time.

01:12:41.000 All right, so that's it.

01:12:43.000 It's really interesting.

01:12:44.000 It's refreshing seeing someone be this honest.

01:12:46.000 Now, 2-0.

01:12:47.000 So we saw that guy with the mohawk.

01:12:49.000 He reached for his gun.

01:12:50.000 He pulled out his gun.

01:12:51.000 The police literally patted him on the back.

01:12:57.000 So I want to show you what happens when someone pulls out a gun who isn't a Fed. 0.72

01:13:02.000 Stay here, because I may need you.

01:13:05.000 Check pass forward here.

01:13:06.000 Young lady, do you have a firearm on you?

01:13:13.000 Did you get into an altercation?

01:13:16.000 Were you fired off a gun?

01:13:17.000 You may not want to be showing off your belly when you're a fat pig.

01:13:21.000 Stay over there.

01:13:23.000 Yeah, please.

01:13:24.000 Stay the fuck away from me. 0.98

01:13:26.000 I didn't do shit.

01:13:27.000 You've got your fucking people back.

01:13:29.000 Look, I have everything on my fucking door.

01:13:30.000 Let me see your phone.

01:13:31.000 Let me see your phone.

01:13:33.000 Show me who shot a gun.

01:13:35.000 Show me.

01:13:35.000 I didn't have the video, but I have all the videos.

01:13:38.000 Show me your proof that somebody shot the gun.

01:13:40.000 I didn't fucking prove.

01:13:42.000 Do you have ID, first of all?

01:13:44.000 I have a temporary ID.

01:13:45.000 Well, maybe you don't have proof after all.

01:13:51.000 He's been calling me, threatening me.

01:13:52.000 I'll be back.

01:13:53.000 I'll be back.

01:13:55.000 And then he calls me and he's like, you start showing me around to all these fucking people. 0.94

01:13:59.000 This is her.

01:14:00.000 Who shot the gun?

01:14:01.000 That bitch in there, the fucking Mexican. 1.00

01:14:03.000 With the fucking bag.

01:14:05.000 Okay.

01:14:06.000 Where did she shoot a gun at? 1.00

01:14:07.000 Towards me.

01:14:08.000 The unit is the one with all the property outside.

01:14:10.000 Fucking piece of shit.

01:14:11.000 Fucking lucky I'm still overseas.

01:14:13.000 I was fucking shot her at.

01:14:14.000 Everything they hear, they have to assume is a lie.

01:14:17.000 Because they just get lied to all day, every day.

01:14:20.000 And they're also wondering, I think it's very likely that you are the one who shot them.

01:14:25.000 You can't show me any proof on your phone.

01:14:27.000 And I think you have a gun and you might shoot me.

01:14:29.000 All the property has that.

01:14:35.000 Okay, sir, go wait over there.

01:14:38.000 I don't need you on top of us.

01:14:39.000 Is that a Stolen Valor thing?

01:14:40.000 Or is she an ex-military?

01:14:43.000 Because she said, lucky I wasn't overseas, I would have shot her ass. 0.91

01:14:47.000 I'm sorry, but my PTSD from overseas is fucking over.

01:14:49.000 I'm going to ask you.

01:14:50.000 The PTSD from overseas is fucking me up.

01:14:52.000 Go wait.

01:14:54.000 I know.

01:14:55.000 Okay, we'll deal with that, but I just gotta ask you to wait over there.

01:14:59.000 I've asked you three times.

01:15:04.000 I don't know, I mean, all I can tell you You can't show me anything on your head.

01:15:09.000 You had no gun.

01:15:10.000 So now I'm even more worried that you are going to shoot me.

01:15:13.000 What are the bullets for?

01:15:15.000 That's big.

01:15:17.000 357 Mag.

01:15:19.000 She's got a scale. 0.96

01:15:20.000 She's got some weed. 1.00

01:15:21.000 I don't know what's in here.

01:15:22.000 That's scales, weed, and bullets.

01:15:24.000 And she's just looking at her phone.

01:15:26.000 Okay.

01:15:28.000 See, this is when someone is not a fed.

01:15:33.000 No one's patting her on the back.

01:15:37.000 How are we messing with Phoenix, right?

01:15:43.000 Yep.

01:15:43.000 That's all her stuff.

01:15:44.000 Yeah, I'm not going to do it.

01:15:45.000 I'd rather kill everyone here.

01:15:47.000 What?

01:15:49.000 don't be stupid.

01:15:50.000 She's gotta f-fuck! 1.00

01:15:53.000 Fuck!

01:16:01.000 Yeah!

01:16:03.000 Okay, it's good!

01:16:05.000 M-m-m-m. 1.00

01:16:06.000 Pretty heavy, huh?

01:16:07.000 Damn.

01:16:09.000 Look how fast you have to be as a cop.

01:16:10.000 I think a woman got shot at so weird.

01:16:11.000 She's got a gun! 1.00

01:16:14.000 She's got a gun! 1.00

01:16:14.000 Thank you. 1.00

01:16:15.000 Oh, gee, what a dumb move.

01:16:20.000 And they would say she's running.

01:16:22.000 So she was shot in the back.

01:16:24.000 First of all, she's still a danger to them.

01:16:26.000 She can still shoot them. 0.94

01:16:27.000 And also, you're allowed to shoot someone in the back if you feel like they're going to be a danger to wherever they're going.

01:16:32.000 So if this meth head is swinging a gun around and we've already heard that she shot at someone, yeah, shoot her in the back. 1.00

01:16:39.000 That's police policy, and it's a good policy.

01:16:44.000 All right, I didn't want to end on a bummer.

01:16:46.000 So now we're going to show the video that that guy sent us that I emailed you after I sent you the notes.

01:16:51.000 Gotcha.

01:16:52.000 Right when your mouse gets reconnected.

01:16:54.000 No, it's reconnected.

01:16:59.000 This one is so good.

01:17:01.000 And anyone who's done anything like this with, say, garbage or leaves out in the country knows exactly what's going to happen.

01:17:10.000 So pouring gas in there, a whole thing of gas.

01:17:14.000 Now she really wants to reach in with the match and make sure it's touching.

01:17:17.000 Jesus.

01:17:24.000 And she has to pick up all the evidence.

01:17:27.000 Yeah, have you ever done that?

01:17:29.000 Where you pour gas in like a barrel and you just throw the match because it goes and often it'll send stuff flying like 15 feet into the air.

01:17:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:17:39.000 You usually learn that lesson when you're about 14.

01:17:43.000 I love this.

01:17:47.000 That's cartoonage.

01:17:49.000 There goes the eyebrows.

01:17:52.000 Did you burn his car?

01:17:54.000 The police are just going to have to look for someone with no bangs and no eyebrows and no common sense. 0.93

01:18:00.000 Yeah.

01:18:01.000 I understand you're African-American, but why is your face so black and red? 0.99

01:18:08.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:18:13.000 I could use just a little help.

01:18:15.000 You can't start a fire, you can't start a fire without a spark.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 23, 2020

S02E190 - ENVIRONAZIS [2020-07-23 - S02E190 - ENVIRONAZIS]

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