Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 06, 2019


S02E46 - SAVAGE


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Join us as we take a deep dive into the life and career of BarbaQT s lead singer Gabby, aka The Queen of Clown World. She's a rock and roll singer and songwriter. She's in the dictionary under My Type, but we're declaring her today the queen of clown world.

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00:01:18.000 That was Savage by BarbaQT, BBQT, band from Austin.
00:01:26.000 And it's kind of the focus on today's show.
00:01:29.000 It's the lead singer Gabby, the woman who writes all the songs.
00:01:33.000 Fascinating woman. 0.50
00:01:34.000 Insanely hot.
00:01:37.000 My type.
00:01:38.000 She's in the dictionary under My Type. 0.96
00:01:40.000 But we're declaring her today the queen of clown world.
00:01:48.000 You can get these shirts on the site, free speech.tv. 0.92
00:01:52.000 Many have.
00:01:54.000 Some have who were at Trump conventions.
00:01:56.000 Yeah, this was amazing.
00:01:57.000 Look at this guy.
00:01:58.000 There we go.
00:01:58.000 Shila Boef with suspenders.
00:02:01.000 Shila Boef got red-pilled.
00:02:02.000 Yes.
00:02:03.000 And he wears Clown Worlds, Clown World shirts on national television.
00:02:07.000 Thank you for that, sir.
00:02:08.000 That's a great plug.
00:02:09.000 InfoWars sure loves the Clown World stuff.
00:02:12.000 A little bit.
00:02:13.000 It's kind of weird.
00:02:15.000 It's kind of like when your best friend, like you start wearing a leather jacket all the time, and then your best friend wears one and you go, that's cool.
00:02:21.000 I mean, I like leather jackets, but I don't know.
00:02:24.000 It's kind of my thing.
00:02:26.000 So you're a rocker now, too?
00:02:28.000 You weren't really a rocker when we met. 0.95
00:02:30.000 No, he was a big clown world guy.
00:02:32.000 In fact, I don't think I invented Clown World.
00:02:34.000 So I ain't about to get territorial, but their Clown World logo sure looks like ours.
00:02:40.000 It's actually exactly the same.
00:02:42.000 We have the Clown emoji on the world emoji, and they have the clown emoji on top of more of a longitude-latitude world.
00:02:50.000 We have the sort of planets.
00:02:52.000 The planets, the continents.
00:02:55.000 It's darn similar.
00:02:56.000 Here's theirs.
00:03:00.000 Oh, wait.
00:03:02.000 What are you doing?
00:03:02.000 There it is.
00:03:03.000 Did I?
00:03:03.000 You just passed it.
00:03:04.000 Oh, there.
00:03:04.000 Yeah, in the little one.
00:03:05.000 So it's in the middle there.
00:03:07.000 Here, I'll get a bigger one.
00:03:08.000 I'll get a bigger one.
00:03:10.000 Wait, we have the longitude, latitude, too.
00:03:12.000 The only thing he's missing is the continents in the middle.
00:03:17.000 Right?
00:03:18.000 Yeah.
00:03:19.000 Jeez.
00:03:21.000 Whatever, dude.
00:03:23.000 We're united together to expose Clown World.
00:03:26.000 And Gabby is a great example of that.
00:03:29.000 So that opening song was called Savage, new single they're working on.
00:03:32.000 They're putting it out with a joint venture with the European and Canadian label.
00:03:36.000 And she writes it, and it's like, the vibe is like, sorry to lump her in with other girl groups, but the vibe is like Barracuda.
00:03:49.000 So she's like, I'm a savage. 1.00
00:03:52.000 Like classic rock and roll, runaways, Ramones, black chucks, leather jackets, switchblades, you know, fucking sexy chicks and stilettos, all that shit. 1.00
00:04:03.000 That sort of classic post-punk rock, maybe pre-punk rock, like Johnny Thunder's kind of shit, where it's not punk, but it's as punk as rock and roll gets. 0.99
00:04:14.000 Nah, I mean? 0.98
00:04:15.000 And so, yeah, she's a savage. 1.00
00:04:18.000 The Canadian label said, no, you're out.
00:04:22.000 They didn't quite do that in a very courageous way.
00:04:24.000 They just sort of farted her away.
00:04:27.000 And it's, guess why?
00:04:31.000 I'm at the point now where I can't guess what their gripes are going to be.
00:04:34.000 Like, if you're dressed as Hitler on the cover of your record and the label says, no, got it. 0.97
00:04:39.000 In fact, the Black Lips wanted to call their album The Last of the White Niggers. 1.00
00:04:44.000 And Vice Records said new.
00:04:46.000 But that was a big thing with that writer who was a big writer in the 70s.
00:04:54.000 He wrote for Rolling Stone.
00:04:56.000 He's kind of a cool guy.
00:04:58.000 Although he totally backtracked on using that.
00:05:00.000 What was his name? 0.91
00:05:03.000 Fat guy with a mustache. 0.91
00:05:05.000 Hi, welcome to the senile old show. 0.98
00:05:08.000 Just look up that rude phrase I just said. 0.86
00:05:11.000 Okay.
00:05:12.000 Last of the white, and then type out the bad word.
00:05:15.000 And you'll see the shirt.
00:05:17.000 Shirt.
00:05:19.000 Okay.
00:05:20.000 I typed in 19 writer, 1970s Rolling Stones, Last of the White.
00:05:23.000 I know you're at home watching and going.
00:05:25.000 Billy Preston?
00:05:26.000 Lenny Gripman!
00:05:28.000 Is it?
00:05:29.000 No.
00:05:30.000 Just go.
00:05:31.000 Last of the white N-word shirt.
00:05:36.000 Why do I have to, why do we as the community, you the viewer and me the host, have to drag you through your job?
00:05:44.000 There he is.
00:05:45.000 Top left.
00:05:47.000 Why was that such a thing?
00:05:48.000 Lester Banks?
00:05:49.000 Lester Banks.
00:05:50.000 So show the picture, clearly.
00:05:54.000 That's a famous picture of Lester Bangs.
00:05:58.000 Oh, look, it's me.
00:06:02.000 Peeking over.
00:06:03.000 That's funny.
00:06:05.000 That happens a lot.
00:06:06.000 I'll look up something and I'll go, who wrote about that?
00:06:09.000 And then I'll realize I'm the only one who's ever written about that.
00:06:11.000 But anyway, Lester Bangs wore that shirt.
00:06:13.000 He regretted it later, but Black Lips wanted to be named that.
00:06:16.000 So that I get.
00:06:16.000 And they said, no.
00:06:18.000 This you won't get.
00:06:19.000 You ready for this?
00:06:20.000 She's calling herself a savage. 1.00
00:06:22.000 The Canadian woman goes, that's actually a racist term for First Nations people. 1.00
00:06:27.000 So we're done.
00:06:29.000 You're done.
00:06:29.000 You're fired.
00:06:30.000 Goodbye.
00:06:32.000 What?
00:06:34.000 Like, they create hate where hate doesn't exist.
00:06:37.000 And you know what this is sort of like?
00:06:40.000 In Tropic Thunder, they said you never go full retard, right? 0.99
00:06:45.000 And it's, by the way, that part of Tropic Thunder was criticizing actors like Sean Penn who pretend to be retarded and then get an Oscar for it. 0.97
00:06:54.000 It's a cheap way to get an award.
00:06:56.000 So it is in defense of special needs people saying stop exploiting them for your own acting career. 0.83
00:07:02.000 That was the point of that full retard joke. 1.00
00:07:05.000 And when they're doing, when what's his name, Ben Stiller is Happy Jack? 0.90
00:07:10.000 They're mocking Sean Penn for trivializing special needs and being a special needs kid because that's a lame thing to do.
00:07:17.000 It's like blackface. 1.00
00:07:19.000 The Special Olympics people are too stupid to understand that. 1.00
00:07:23.000 So they said it was anti-retard. 1.00
00:07:26.000 And then they had all these kids with Down syndrome holding signs. 0.95
00:07:29.000 So you put the sign in the kid's hand and you go, this movie just called you a retard. 0.77
00:07:33.000 And the poor kid is like, really? 1.00
00:07:34.000 That's really fucking mean. 0.99
00:07:37.000 And that's a mainstream film? 1.00
00:07:39.000 So it's mainstream to call me a retard. 1.00
00:07:39.000 Shit. 1.00
00:07:44.000 Oh, well, yeah, I'll protest that. 1.00
00:07:45.000 That sucks. 0.96
00:07:46.000 No, no, it wasn't it. 0.99
00:07:47.000 You created something where it wasn't.
00:07:50.000 Didn't they had a screening just for them or something?
00:07:52.000 They had to do something very nice.
00:07:53.000 Yeah, the Tropic Thunder had to do a premiere for the Special Olympics, whatever, okay.
00:07:58.000 And all the cast had to go down there and show, and they had to donate money.
00:08:02.000 And of course, the guy who was wearing the Special Olympics got a huge raise after that.
00:08:07.000 And then Sean White dressed as Special Jack, and then he had to apologize because Special Olympics and all this.
00:08:12.000 Well, that's weird, too.
00:08:13.000 Yeah.
00:08:13.000 That he dressed up as Special Jack.
00:08:15.000 Special Jack is a parody of people who exploit Special Needs.
00:08:21.000 So dressing up as Happy Jack is pro-Special Needs. 0.64
00:08:25.000 You get it?
00:08:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.
00:08:26.000 It's not that sophisticated, folks.
00:08:30.000 But in Clown World, we punish people for using the word savage.
00:08:36.000 So we have to talk to Gabby about that.
00:08:38.000 But before we do, I would like to apologize.
00:08:42.000 You know how newspapers issue corrections?
00:08:44.000 I have some corrections to issue from yesterday's show.
00:08:48.000 The jungle was not about meatpacking district in the West Village.
00:08:52.000 It was about meatpacking in Chicago.
00:08:56.000 Same thing, though.
00:08:56.000 It exposed the meat industry.
00:08:58.000 Got it.
00:08:59.000 Secondly, that Geraldo expose wasn't about a loony bin. 0.97
00:09:04.000 It was about a school for special needs kids where they were raped repeatedly.
00:09:08.000 And the unfortunate side effect of that much necessary expose was that we just cut out mental institutions entirely.
00:09:16.000 And I blame our lack of treatment for mentally ill on these shootings.
00:09:23.000 Not to mention the way we ostracize young people.
00:09:26.000 Paul Joseph Watson's been writing about this quite a bit, about how irrelevant they feel.
00:09:31.000 89% of UK Gen Zers, that's young people, I just call them all millennials now. 0.74
00:09:38.000 If you're between 20 and 40, you're a millennial to me.
00:09:45.000 Do you have that article, Summit?
00:09:47.000 It was later on, but I'm jumping ahead here.
00:09:49.000 You should be tenacious enough to be able to handle that.
00:09:52.000 Sure, sure.
00:09:54.000 He's got two articles up, actually.
00:09:55.000 There's the 89% of Gen Zers say their lives are meaningless.
00:09:59.000 In other words, why not shoot up a school?
00:10:02.000 What's going to happen? 1.00
00:10:03.000 I'm going to kill myself anyway. 0.99
00:10:06.000 You can pull that up anytime now. 0.98
00:10:10.000 Like, this says way more.
00:10:12.000 With those two shootings yesterday, one side wanted to pin their political aspirations to the shooting.
00:10:17.000 The other side wanted to pin the other shooting on their political aspirations.
00:10:21.000 But no, I think this is much more meaningful.
00:10:24.000 Go down to the first.
00:10:25.000 Oh, yeah, this other thing, too.
00:10:27.000 Basically the same thing.
00:10:28.000 Almost a quarter of millennials say they have no friends.
00:10:33.000 Like, how much has social media got to do with all this?
00:10:36.000 Jim Norton was saying on Anthony's show yesterday, I don't care.
00:10:40.000 He goes, I don't care what the base cause is.
00:10:43.000 I just know a bunch of people got shot and that's horrific.
00:10:46.000 I don't agree with him.
00:10:48.000 Like, I want to know why we had 9-11.
00:10:50.000 I want to know why we're having shootings.
00:10:52.000 It helps to know things like that.
00:10:54.000 So you can diagnose it.
00:10:54.000 But I get his point.
00:10:55.000 His point is, you know, in a court of law, you shouldn't know what the meaning was or what the impetus was.
00:11:00.000 You did this crime, you go to jail.
00:11:01.000 Which, by the way, is another reason Gabby is the queen of Clown World.
00:11:08.000 Not only was she kicked off the label for using the word savage, even though my kids use it on a daily basis.
00:11:14.000 Hey, see if you can find this clip.
00:11:16.000 There was a hurricane coming up.
00:11:19.000 And they said, why are you staying here in Florida?
00:11:23.000 You're going to die.
00:11:24.000 There's a massive hurricane.
00:11:25.000 And the kid, the guy's kid, jumps in front of the microphone.
00:11:27.000 He goes, we're savage.
00:11:29.000 Oh, yeah.
00:11:30.000 Remember that?
00:11:30.000 I've watched this one million times.
00:11:32.000 I really bonded with my kids on it, too, because it's the one.
00:11:36.000 Kids say savage and noob on an almost hourly basis.
00:11:41.000 No, that's not it.
00:11:42.000 He's got like blonde hair.
00:11:43.000 He's got a German accent.
00:11:44.000 And they're outside and it's already windy.
00:11:46.000 Like we're getting close to the hurricane.
00:11:49.000 Oh my God.
00:11:50.000 Here we go again.
00:11:52.000 Look up Hurricane and then put in quotes.
00:11:54.000 We're savage.
00:11:56.000 I did.
00:11:57.000 What did you write out?
00:11:59.000 Hurricane news interview.
00:12:01.000 We're savage.
00:12:02.000 Oh, that's not bad.
00:12:04.000 But no results found.
00:12:06.000 Okay, wait, what?
00:12:07.000 Just go hurricane, we're savage.
00:12:10.000 Anyway, not only has she been kicked off her label for saying savage, but she's also looking at a very serious prison sentence for having had smoked weed.
00:12:25.000 I'm not sure I'm allowed to tell you that, so we're going to tread gingerly there.
00:12:28.000 I may have to edit that out.
00:12:31.000 Why aren't you evacuated?
00:12:32.000 We have the icon of South Beach, so we're being savages. 0.91
00:12:37.000 We are savages. 0.98
00:12:39.000 We are savages. 0.96
00:12:42.000 So he should be kicked off his label, too. 0.98
00:12:44.000 He should be kicked out of South Beach for saying savage.
00:12:47.000 Oh, here's another thing, by the way, while we're on this subject. 1.00
00:12:50.000 When was the last fucking time someone called an Indian a savage? 0.99
00:12:54.000 Pocahontas? 1.00
00:12:56.000 Probably 100 years ago?
00:12:58.000 Not even 50 Years ago.
00:13:00.000 Savage?
00:13:01.000 The insults for Indians now are about the reservation and alcoholism.
00:13:05.000 You call them a chug.
00:13:06.000 You call them a squaw. 1.00
00:13:08.000 There's some controversy about redskins.
00:13:10.000 But a savage?
00:13:13.000 Savage goes back to the pioneer state, pioneer days.
00:13:19.000 They sung savages.
00:13:20.000 This is pretty intense.
00:13:23.000 Also, it's cool. 1.00
00:13:25.000 If I was an Indian and someone called me a savage, I'd go, fuck yeah, dude. 1.00
00:13:30.000 I'll fucking scalp you right here and now, dude. 0.99
00:13:33.000 Apparently, this article that she was sent includes all these things you can't do, including burning sage. 0.99
00:13:39.000 My wife can burn sage because she's Indian, but I can't. 1.00
00:13:43.000 And by the way, I know tons of Indians, and when you do their shit, like when you show up to a powwow and you want to sell stuff and shit, they don't dislike it. 0.99
00:13:54.000 They don't accept you as part of the group. 0.99
00:13:56.000 You don't get an Indian name.
00:13:57.000 I don't have an Indian name, although I was pushing Whistling Cheeks. 1.00
00:14:02.000 But so you'll never be an Indian. 0.94
00:14:05.000 But there's no disdain there.
00:14:07.000 There's no sort of like, that's cultural appropriation.
00:14:10.000 You don't see that in their culture.
00:14:11.000 They're more like, okay, cool, thanks.
00:14:13.000 Whatever.
00:14:14.000 Like when you dress Japanese to the Japanese, they don't go, oh, actually, that is my geisha culture.
00:14:20.000 Don't wear that kimono.
00:14:22.000 They go, oh, you have a kimono.
00:14:25.000 I always thought sage was like the hijab of aromas. 1.00
00:14:28.000 You know, my wife burning sage kind of made me a Christian.
00:14:33.000 Really?
00:14:33.000 Yeah.
00:14:34.000 Because she was burning it once in our apartment. 1.00
00:14:36.000 This is way before we had kids, before we were married, when we were dating.
00:14:39.000 And she's burning sage in every room in the apartment. 0.99
00:14:41.000 And I thought, I don't even know what this bitch's religion is. 1.00
00:14:45.000 And then I thought, how come she gets to have her private religion with zero scrutiny? 1.00
00:14:50.000 Like, there's all kinds of weird things with Indians, such as women aren't allowed in a teepee if they're menstruating.
00:14:56.000 And if they have these big, long three-day ceremonies for funerals.
00:15:00.000 And if a woman's menstruating, she can't go to the funeral. 1.00
00:15:03.000 Now, my wife argues that's actually reverent because she's so magical that she can't be in the teepee. 0.99
00:15:07.000 I don't know.
00:15:08.000 But if that was a Christian belief or a Jewish belief, you'd never hear the end of it. 0.76
00:15:13.000 But Indians get away with that. 1.00
00:15:14.000 So I thought, wait a minute, how come Christians are under such intense scrutiny and no one asks anything about Native American church stuff?
00:15:23.000 And then I thought, I'm going to check out Christianity. 0.99
00:15:25.000 Then, of course, when my daughter was born, I was really gung-ho.
00:15:29.000 So anyway, speaking of our mistakes, boy, we're really dragging out this intro, huh?
00:15:34.000 That's good stuff, man.
00:15:36.000 Another big mistake I made, and I would like to formally apologize to the folks at home, it's not making love like a pool boy.
00:15:44.000 And the reason I didn't look it up is because I heard it crystal clear in my ears.
00:15:51.000 And I've heard it before and assumed it was making love like a pool boy.
00:15:54.000 And I thought I was coming out of the closet as someone who's had enough of that lyric.
00:15:58.000 But my wife said the other day, she goes, why wouldn't you just look it up? 0.99
00:16:00.000 And Ryan knew it was make you look like a fool boy. 0.99
00:16:04.000 I thought it was a joke that you were. 1.00
00:16:06.000 And it was so stupid, you thought I was kidding. 1.00
00:16:08.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:16:10.000 And I beat you so voraciously that you were too scared to point out my mistake in case you got beat if it was a joke.
00:16:18.000 Yeah, it's almost like it's like, yeah, like a comedy trope.
00:16:21.000 We're just like, you know, I'm just not going to say anything.
00:16:24.000 And then, meanwhile, I could have actually saved the day for once.
00:16:27.000 This is the downside of abusing the help.
00:16:29.000 This is the downside of the music.
00:16:30.000 They become scared of you, and then they don't point out when you make mistakes.
00:16:33.000 I made a big, big mistake. 0.98
00:16:35.000 In fact, I think we dedicated a good 20% of the show to how stupid it is that Bruce Springsteen said making love like a pool boy when he never said that. 0.98
00:16:44.000 And we got tons of letters about it. 0.99
00:16:46.000 One guy goes, what's the matter with you?
00:16:48.000 Where you hear a song and you start imagining pool boys making love.
00:16:52.000 Keep projecting.
00:16:53.000 Yeah, how did you get like, why are pool boys running through your head?
00:16:56.000 Very valid point. 0.95
00:16:59.000 But this song's still gay. 0.71
00:17:02.000 Okay?
00:17:03.000 My point still remains.
00:17:05.000 Same with the jungle.
00:17:06.000 Same with the Geraldo Expose. 0.98
00:17:08.000 It's still a gay video. 0.85
00:17:09.000 And I would like you to check out Little Steven, his bald guitarist who wears something on his head like Tim Poole, so you'll never know he's bald.
00:17:18.000 Look at the way he sachets in the chorus.
00:17:23.000 Look at his eyes.
00:17:25.000 Go back.
00:17:28.000 What are you doing?
00:17:32.000 Is he trying to get in Bruce's pants? 1.00
00:17:35.000 He looks like a gay animated rat from a Disney movie. 0.99
00:17:42.000 Oh, you can do slow-mo on YouTube? 1.00
00:17:43.000 You sure can?
00:17:44.000 I'm such a boomer.
00:17:45.000 What do you do?
00:17:46.000 Press the slow-mo button?
00:17:48.000 You press the gear and then it says speed.
00:17:50.000 Slow-mo.
00:17:52.000 Jewish slow-mo. 0.63
00:17:55.000 Hi. 1.00
00:17:56.000 Oh, I'm a dirty little bitch. 1.00
00:17:57.000 Do you like my scarf? 1.00
00:17:59.000 Ooh, I'm seductive.
00:18:00.000 Hmm.
00:18:01.000 Baseball's sexy.
00:18:03.000 Ooh.
00:18:04.000 Oh, whoopsie doodle.
00:18:06.000 Ooh.
00:18:09.000 Oh, wow. 0.99
00:18:10.000 And Clarence is like, you guys are gay. 1.00
00:18:14.000 Oh, you know who that is? 0.99
00:18:15.000 That redhead is the backup singer you left his wife for. 1.00
00:18:18.000 Surely, lady, you knew that was going to happen when your husband went on tour with a backup singer.
00:18:24.000 What else are they going to do besides bone?
00:18:27.000 Hello, it's a bone.
00:18:29.000 Hello, it's a bone.
00:18:31.000 It's so hard to believe that that little sachet queer is Silvio. 1.00
00:18:37.000 What's his full name?
00:18:38.000 Silvio Dante, I believe it is.
00:18:40.000 Yeah, that sounds right.
00:18:41.000 Hey, Shiloh, I saw some pretty devastating footage. 1.00
00:18:47.000 Is it true you want to fuck Bruce Sprigstein? 1.00
00:18:49.000 I saw the way you were singing with your little bandeta. 1.00
00:18:52.000 That's kind of cute.
00:18:53.000 Tonight, that was a long time ago.
00:18:55.000 You would have been.
00:18:56.000 Why don't you tell me?
00:18:59.000 What were your shoulders doing?
00:19:00.000 Why do your eyes look all seductive?
00:19:03.000 You look up at him as if he saved your life when he had a man crush on him.
00:19:07.000 I saw romance.
00:19:08.000 You know what people might not get if they don't live in New York?
00:19:11.000 That is a real face.
00:19:14.000 Oh, oh, absolutely.
00:19:15.000 Yeah.
00:19:15.000 Italians.
00:19:17.000 And when Robert De Niro does it, it's actually a face.
00:19:22.000 In Scotland, they have a thing called Sham Gabbott.
00:19:25.000 Ah, that's the face you make.
00:19:26.000 Somebody asked about that.
00:19:27.000 Sham Gabbitt.
00:19:28.000 Sham Gabbett.
00:19:29.000 Not the fight Face, you're talking about the fight face, yeah.
00:19:31.000 There's a name for that too.
00:19:32.000 The fight face is called the fight face.
00:19:34.000 No, no, no, no.
00:19:35.000 We're talking about Sham Gabbitt. 0.66
00:19:36.000 Okay, this is a fight face where you make after a fight, and you're like, What?
00:19:40.000 What the what was that guy's problem?
00:19:44.000 This starts punching me. 0.80
00:19:46.000 I'm glad he got kicked out. 0.80
00:19:47.000 I was, I could have beat him up, I was gonna beat him up, but he just came out of nowhere. 0.99
00:19:50.000 I was a bitch, and that goes on for three hours, and you're like, dude, I got it. 1.00
00:19:55.000 You got sucker punch. 1.00
00:19:56.000 Can we move on? 0.97
00:19:58.000 But Sham Gabbitt is like this face. 0.83
00:20:00.000 They see you, people, by the way, and they'll say, he's guy scotch, scotch, he's guy scotch, he's so scotch, he's so scotch, he's got sham gabbot, meaning the accent is so intense, it altered his face.
00:20:12.000 Wow.
00:20:12.000 And in New York, you're saying no to bums so much.
00:20:16.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:20:18.000 That you start getting this face.
00:20:21.000 Yeah.
00:20:21.000 And it's an actual face New Yorkers have.
00:20:25.000 And Trump has it too. 1.00
00:20:28.000 During the fireworks on July 4th, everyone thought, what a dick. 0.99
00:20:31.000 Because everyone in the picture is going, yay! 0.98
00:20:35.000 Fireworks.
00:20:35.000 I've never seen them before.
00:20:37.000 I didn't know that China did this 8 million years ago.
00:20:41.000 They invented these.
00:20:42.000 Wow.
00:20:43.000 And then Trump is like this.
00:20:44.000 But that's him smiling.
00:20:49.000 The seven faces of Donald Trump?
00:20:54.000 There's that one, the alpha face?
00:20:56.000 The angry face?
00:20:58.000 Shinjut?
00:20:59.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:21:00.000 The Shinjut.
00:21:02.000 That's pretty fun.
00:21:03.000 That's not unhappy.
00:21:04.000 No, no, no.
00:21:05.000 Like you could say, hey, Donald, I have a great idea.
00:21:07.000 Why don't we go to a water park with the kids, and then there's a bar downstairs, and after we go for a few rides, then you and I can get a beer.
00:21:15.000 And he's like, that sounds like kind of fun.
00:21:18.000 There you go.
00:21:19.000 You might even get that.
00:21:19.000 And that's after you went to the water park.
00:21:22.000 What is that?
00:21:22.000 And that's when people say, why did you take your shirt off at the water park?
00:21:25.000 He's like, why wouldn't I?
00:21:26.000 I'm embarrassed at my boobs. 0.95
00:21:28.000 I love my boobs. 0.99
00:21:30.000 This is him loving his boobs. 1.00
00:21:31.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:21:33.000 In fact, if I could kiss my boobs, I'd kiss them right now. 0.99
00:21:35.000 All right, that's enough. 0.99
00:21:39.000 So check out the disparity between Silvio sacheting on the stage and Silvio defending his cheese crumbs.
00:21:51.000 This is the sachet. 1.00
00:21:52.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:21:54.000 Better check. 1.00
00:21:54.000 Don't rush me, Sunshine. 1.00
00:21:56.000 You've been rushing me all fucking night. 0.99
00:21:57.000 Yeah, he didn't study this hard in school. 0.97
00:21:59.000 John, please, the bet's not to you.
00:22:01.000 Good.
00:22:02.000 Taylor controls the game.
00:22:03.000 Thank you.
00:22:04.000 Do you think I'm mind?
00:22:06.000 What's the question?
00:22:07.000 Which palace do you think was ad-lib?
00:22:09.000 I don't know.
00:22:10.000 That's a good question. 1.00
00:22:11.000 David Chase is such a great writer, you'd be an asshole to ignore his script. 0.97
00:22:14.000 But the bit of this rant seems kind of ad-lib. 0.99
00:22:17.000 But go ahead. 1.00
00:22:17.000 Fuck up and blow that fucker smoke somewhere else. 1.00
00:22:19.000 *crunch* 1.00
00:22:22.000 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00
00:22:24.000 Chill, take it easy. 1.00
00:22:25.000 I'm losing my balls over here. 1.00
00:22:27.000 This fucking moron's playing Hazel. 1.00
00:22:29.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
00:22:30.000 I was just trying to sweep the cheese away from you. 1.00
00:22:32.000 Why?
00:22:32.000 Why now?
00:22:33.000 Leave it there.
00:22:35.000 I don't know.
00:22:36.000 I was just.
00:22:36.000 What?
00:22:38.000 Where do you get these fucking idiots, huh? 1.00
00:22:40.000 Where do you get them? 1.00
00:22:41.000 He's sweeping the cheese.
00:22:42.000 I'm trying to get the cheese.
00:22:43.000 I like you better than little Steven.
00:22:45.000 Yeah, if I was his wife, I'd say, can you not be you and just be Silvio from now on?
00:22:50.000 I'm sorry.
00:22:52.000 It's better than divorce.
00:22:53.000 It's better than those bedroom eyes.
00:22:55.000 Yeah, all right? 1.00
00:22:56.000 I love fucking cheese at my feet. 1.00
00:22:57.000 I stick motherfucking puffalon in my socks at night so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning. 1.00
00:23:03.000 All right? 1.00
00:23:03.000 That's not. 1.00
00:23:04.000 You'll eat the fucking cocksucking cheese. 1.00
00:23:05.000 That's a good one. 1.00
00:23:08.000 Especially if he was insecure about his sister's vagina. 1.00
00:23:11.000 Have a good time. 1.00
00:23:12.000 Yeah.
00:23:12.000 You might have hit on something there.
00:23:13.000 Yeah.
00:23:14.000 That's collagenal from Bronxdale.
00:23:16.000 800.
00:23:19.000 They're ripping off the Joe Pesci scene in Goodfellas.
00:23:21.000 Not ripping off.
00:23:22.000 A little bit with Spider.
00:23:24.000 Homage.
00:23:26.000 Oh, good.
00:23:27.000 That was fast.
00:23:30.000 Which one?
00:23:31.000 The one we played at Cowboy.
00:23:33.000 Shane?
00:23:34.000 Oklahoma kid.
00:23:35.000 Shane.
00:23:35.000 Oklahoma kid.
00:23:36.000 That's me.
00:23:36.000 I'm the Oklahoma kid.
00:23:38.000 You fucking barman. 1.00
00:23:39.000 It's me. 1.00
00:23:40.000 Yahoo, you motherfucking barman. 0.99
00:23:42.000 see it's the same thing one guy losing his Now he's moving. 1.00
00:23:54.000 He said, but now he's moving.
00:23:56.000 The same when Michael Richards said the N-word a million times and he realized what he's done and he's kind of trying to play it down.
00:24:02.000 He goes, you see?
00:24:03.000 Words.
00:24:04.000 Words have power.
00:24:06.000 Oh, wow.
00:24:06.000 Backpedaling, but in character.
00:24:08.000 Powerful word.
00:24:09.000 That was my point.
00:24:10.000 I just ended my career.
00:24:12.000 I'm done.
00:24:12.000 Wow.
00:24:13.000 That's a word.
00:24:14.000 That's very observant.
00:24:16.000 But you know what's really spooky about that is who was he shooting?
00:24:22.000 He was shooting Christopher, who ended up being in the Sopranos.
00:24:28.000 Spooky.
00:24:31.000 I'm doing a Scottish archetype.
00:24:34.000 There's two types of people in Scotland that really annoy you in pubs.
00:24:36.000 One is the know-it-all, who talks about how everything was invented by Scots.
00:24:40.000 And the other is the guy who thinks outside the box and says, maybe every day is Halloween.
00:24:48.000 And on Halloween, we're truly ourselves.
00:24:52.000 Whoa, maybe this is a dream.
00:24:55.000 And when you're asleep, that's reality. 1.00
00:24:58.000 And you're just like, yeah, dude, you spend too much time in this fucking pub. 0.98
00:25:02.000 And I was thrilled to see Harry and Paul cover these two archetypes that I grew up with going to my uncle's pub. 0.99
00:25:10.000 Everything's better in Scotland.
00:25:12.000 Oh, there goes my telephone invented by a Scotsman.
00:25:16.000 Hello, mother.
00:25:18.000 How's the weather in Scotland?
00:25:20.000 Oh, that'll be the English weather moving north.
00:25:25.000 Don't you worry about him, Paul.
00:25:27.000 We know all like that.
00:25:28.000 I take a sideways look at life.
00:25:31.000 Imagine if we didn't have doors.
00:25:35.000 But like, we're all living in one massive room.
00:25:38.000 Spookyam.
00:25:43.000 Spooky and that's pleasant.
00:25:47.000 Speaking of spooky, you ready for this one?
00:25:51.000 Check out this clip from Caddyshack.
00:25:55.000 It's got the word savage in it.
00:25:59.000 Fill your bag like something with Tina.
00:26:03.000 Turn it up.
00:26:05.000 Man in the boat overlord. 0.99
00:26:08.000 You beast, you savage. 1.00
00:26:11.000 Come on, bark like a dog, Marie. 1.00
00:26:14.000 You beast, you savage. 1.00
00:26:16.000 Come on, bark like a dog. 1.00
00:26:17.000 Now, you want to know what's spooky about that.
00:26:21.000 Caddyshack was written by Doug Kenney, who also wrote Animal House.
00:26:26.000 Now, Doug's feeder was a tennis instructor, which meant he was lower-middle-class or even blue-collar.
00:26:34.000 Probably made the equivalent today of 50k, 45k a year.
00:26:39.000 But if you're a tennis instructor, you hang out at a country club a lot because that's where you work and you live near a country club.
00:26:46.000 So Doug Kenney grew up poor in a very rich area.
00:26:51.000 Guess who else did?
00:26:54.000 Gabby from BBQT.
00:26:57.000 Her mother was a Guatemalan maid. 0.98
00:27:00.000 And so she grew up in a fancy Tucker Carlson part of Washington, D.C. But she was poor. 0.99
00:27:07.000 Just like Doug Kenney.
00:27:08.000 And in Doug Kenney's movie, he called a woman a savage.
00:27:12.000 And she just lost her record label for calling herself a savage. 0.86
00:27:16.000 Spooky!
00:27:18.000 There he is.
00:27:20.000 Stork. 1.00
00:27:20.000 What are we supposed to do, you moron? 1.00
00:27:23.000 Stork? 1.00
00:27:25.000 Doug Kenney killed himself because everyone hated Caddyshack.
00:27:29.000 Caddyshack was so good that it took everyone about a year to realize its brilliance.
00:27:35.000 I watched it last night.
00:27:36.000 It has no plot.
00:27:38.000 I mean, there's the championship Caddyshack competition where they all golf against each other competing for a scholarship, I believe.
00:27:47.000 That's not really a plot.
00:27:49.000 It's like a series of events.
00:27:51.000 Kind of like breaking away.
00:27:51.000 Lots of movies back then in the 70s and 80s.
00:27:55.000 Remember, Losers Mumble.
00:27:58.000 They didn't have plots.
00:28:00.000 Anyway, before we talk to Gabby, though, let's play two of her songs.
00:28:04.000 Not the whole songs.
00:28:05.000 Because Savage isn't her best song.
00:28:08.000 She's got some great jams.
00:28:09.000 Yeah, I like their older stuff.
00:28:13.000 And the videos are so cool.
00:28:15.000 Come on, everyone, let's go!
00:28:18.000 Come on, everyone, let's go!
00:28:21.000 That's not her. 0.97
00:28:28.000 Just classic 50s punk.
00:28:33.000 Punk was around the 50s, David.
00:28:35.000 I know, I'm saying it's a combination of rock and rock.
00:28:44.000 What's the next song?
00:28:44.000 Do the other one.
00:28:45.000 Her other videos are so...
00:28:50.000 This reminds me of the Replacements video where it's just a speaker the whole time.
00:28:56.000 See, do you get the vibe?
00:28:57.000 Is this an anti-Aboriginal band?
00:29:01.000 Are they mocking First Nations?
00:29:05.000 I love how this white woman in Canada, too, is is worried about brain control is offended on behalf of Indians.
00:29:14.000 I think that was done in post.
00:29:32.000 Yeah.
00:29:32.000 I love her teeth.
00:29:38.000 Do you have the best that you need?
00:29:44.000 I found nothing to be clean on.
00:29:47.000 We'll be right back.
00:29:52.000 All right, we get it.
00:29:53.000 Let's talk to her.
00:29:55.000 And let's try to get as spooky as possible.
00:29:58.000 Kind of a sideways look at life. 1.00
00:30:01.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:30:03.000 When there's nothing going on. 1.00
00:30:07.000 I thought you said I'm all right.
00:30:10.000 Gabby, are you there?
00:30:12.000 Hello.
00:30:13.000 How you doing?
00:30:14.000 I'm doing pretty good.
00:30:16.000 Can't complain.
00:30:17.000 Now, you're in Austinite, but it looks in the background like judging by the sunlight, that's DC.
00:30:25.000 Yeah, yeah, you got it.
00:30:27.000 What's going on in DC?
00:30:29.000 Well, I'm kind of visiting folks here.
00:30:32.000 I just did a little mini tour, and I'm kind of stranded a little bit because I had some court issues to deal with.
00:30:41.000 Oh, what's your child support?
00:30:43.000 What's the court issues?
00:30:45.000 No, I got arrested in Virginia on my way back from a show for a weed pen.
00:30:51.000 So I'm going to be charged with a felony, which is pretty awesome.
00:30:55.000 A felony for a weed pen?
00:30:57.000 Yeah, it's insane.
00:30:59.000 But isn't that like how much pot did you have on you?
00:31:03.000 I didn't have any.
00:31:04.000 It was just the weed pen.
00:31:05.000 There was no weed in the pen?
00:31:08.000 No, it was like a cartridge.
00:31:10.000 Like, they literally just found a cartridge.
00:31:13.000 Holy crap, that still happens? 1.00
00:31:16.000 Dude, it's bullshit. 1.00
00:31:17.000 It's Virginia, though, so like. 1.00
00:31:21.000 I didn't know that.
00:31:21.000 I didn't know Virginia was in the 1980s.
00:31:25.000 Really?
00:31:27.000 They're pretty tight over there. 1.00
00:31:28.000 So is your lawyer saying, what the fuck is this? 1.00
00:31:30.000 Or is your lawyer saying, yeah, it's crazy? 1.00
00:31:32.000 I know.
00:31:34.000 Yeah, that's pretty much his attitude right now.
00:31:36.000 So it's got me in great spirits.
00:31:39.000 So could you end up in prison?
00:31:42.000 Possibly.
00:31:43.000 I mean, there's a good chance it's going to get thrown out, but it's like a 10-year, like one to 10-year sentence for that. 0.91
00:31:51.000 Holy crap.
00:31:53.000 Well, that sort of dwarfs the whole reason you're on the show. 0.98
00:31:56.000 That became a way bigger deal.
00:31:58.000 Well, I can't.
00:31:59.000 I'm gobsmacked. 1.00
00:32:01.000 What the fuck is going on? 1.00
00:32:03.000 It's insane. 1.00
00:32:04.000 It's so insane.
00:32:06.000 And then you start worrying, wait a minute, Gabby's the only one I know of. 1.00
00:32:10.000 What about how many others are actually in jail in Virginia for that stupid fucking charge? 1.00
00:32:16.000 Yeah, exactly. 1.00
00:32:17.000 I mean, it's insane because you're just ruining someone's record and essentially their life. 0.99
00:32:23.000 So it's a bullshit charge for sure. 0.98
00:32:26.000 Oh, even if you get like a month, that'll scar you forever. 0.99
00:32:30.000 Yeah, well, you just trivialized the reason we got you on the show. 0.94
00:32:36.000 I don't want to talk about the other thing.
00:32:39.000 I'm stunned.
00:32:41.000 So, your lawyer, like, has he dealt with this before?
00:32:44.000 Is his attitude like, oh, yeah, this crazy gun law?
00:32:46.000 Yeah, it happens all the time.
00:32:48.000 I mean, it's crazy potlaw.
00:32:50.000 He was like, I've had luck in this, so there's a chance we could just knock it down to a misdemeanor.
00:32:56.000 You plead guilty to that, to that, no, probation.
00:32:59.000 But I'm still like, no, dude, I don't want a misdemeanor either. 0.97
00:33:01.000 You know, it's like, either way, I'm kind of like fucked to say it bluntly, but it's wild. 0.98
00:33:10.000 It's so wild. 0.97
00:33:11.000 A misdemeanor, now you'd have a criminal record and you'd have trouble touring like Canada and stuff.
00:33:18.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:33:20.000 Because you had a milligram of the deadly drug marijuana.
00:33:26.000 Deadly, yeah, it's a Schedule I, like, same thing as heroin and like crack.
00:33:32.000 Wow.
00:33:33.000 I'm a junkie.
00:33:34.000 You've done a lot worse in the past.
00:33:37.000 Yeah, exactly, right?
00:33:39.000 You were.
00:33:40.000 Can we say that, that you were a junkie?
00:33:43.000 Oh, yeah.
00:33:43.000 I mean, I'm, yeah.
00:33:44.000 It's true.
00:33:45.000 And I, like, never was faced with this kind of charge before.
00:33:48.000 So it's ironic that, you know, I switched to weed and here we go.
00:33:53.000 Wow.
00:33:54.000 I'm absolutely stunned.
00:33:55.000 Well, we need to follow this case because if you get more than a $10 fine, I'm going to freak out.
00:34:02.000 I'm going to make it my life goal to get you exonerated.
00:34:06.000 Can I go off on a little tangent for a second here?
00:34:08.000 I'm still saving the juicy part.
00:34:11.000 So you were a junkie in LA, and I have a theory about that.
00:34:17.000 In LA, people don't work nine to five the way we do here in New York City.
00:34:21.000 And I feel like, you know, you'll have a job, you're working on a movie or something in production or whatever, you're a PA, and then you work like crazy 12 hours a day for, you know, 20 days.
00:34:31.000 And then you have this huge lump of time where you're doing nothing and you don't want to drive.
00:34:36.000 It's too far.
00:34:37.000 So the next thing you know, you're just like, do you want to just get high?
00:34:41.000 And then people just start getting high out of boredom.
00:34:44.000 Yeah.
00:34:45.000 Is that a valid theory?
00:34:48.000 I'd say so.
00:34:49.000 I kind of, man, it's weird because I started with like prescription pills and then it just got worse when I got to California because it was so laid back.
00:34:57.000 It was so like easy.
00:35:00.000 Everybody in the city I was living in was a junkie or an ex-junkie or, you know, it's almost like weirdly set up for that.
00:35:09.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:35:11.000 In New York, if you were gone for two days and you were just sitting in your bed, people go, what the fuck happened to you? 0.99
00:35:17.000 Are you okay? 0.99
00:35:18.000 What happened?
00:35:18.000 Were you sick?
00:35:19.000 You've been gone for two days.
00:35:20.000 But in LA, seeing someone more than every three days would be crazy.
00:35:24.000 You'd be in a relationship at that point.
00:35:27.000 Yeah, exactly. 1.00
00:35:29.000 It's totally normal to sit on your ass for three days straight. 1.00
00:35:33.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:35:34.000 So how did you get clean?
00:35:37.000 Cold turkey, honestly.
00:35:38.000 I mean, I had been in and out of rehabs for like 10 years or so, and I just got clean in this very room, actually, behind me.
00:35:49.000 Oh, wow.
00:35:51.000 Are you doing what I'm doing now and wondering what would have happened if we had met 10 years ago and got married?
00:35:58.000 Is that just me having that sort of half your brain is a fantasy and then the other half is having the conversation?
00:36:02.000 Or are you just totally doing the conversation and nothing else?
00:36:05.000 I think I'm just doing the conversation, Gavin.
00:36:08.000 Okay, that's normal.
00:36:09.000 I guess that's the way it works with men and women. 0.98
00:36:10.000 Women are just like, hello, in the moment, and then the guy has part of his brain is wondering what if.
00:36:15.000 Coulda, woulda, shoulda.
00:36:18.000 Okay, now let's get to the juicy part.
00:36:19.000 Now that I found out you don't love me.
00:36:23.000 Tell us the story, in a nutshell, what happened with your song Savage and your Canadian, which I think is quite relevant, record label.
00:36:32.000 So I'm gearing up to release a new single with two songs called Fever Rocket.
00:36:40.000 And on the B side, it has a song called Savage. 0.89
00:36:43.000 And it's just basically a song about being badass and not taking shit from anybody. 0.73
00:36:49.000 And it's real personal to me, you know what I mean?
00:36:54.000 So there was two record labels that expressed interest, one being Canadian and the other one being a European label, a good friend of mine.
00:37:02.000 And when it got down to like submitting artwork, submitting all the files and everything like that, the girl who runs the Canadian label was like, hey, just before we continue with this release, I want you to check out this post I saw and it just opened my eyes, like verbatim, opened my eyes.
00:37:22.000 And I read the post and it's just like this list of things you cannot say if you're not Indigenous.
00:37:34.000 Wait.
00:37:35.000 Wait a minute.
00:37:36.000 We lost your audio there.
00:37:39.000 Can you hear me?
00:37:40.000 Yeah.
00:37:41.000 After Indigenous. 0.81
00:37:42.000 After Indigenous, you cut out for some weird reason. 0.95
00:37:44.000 Oh.
00:37:45.000 Oh, you're back now.
00:37:46.000 That's good.
00:37:47.000 Okay, so things you can't say if you're Indigenous.
00:37:49.000 If you're not Indigenous, sorry. 1.00
00:37:51.000 Yeah, and you can't smudge or burn certain things.
00:37:55.000 And I'm just reading this, like, I just, in my gut, just get really, you know, that feeling you get when you're just anxious and it just feels like fire in your stomach?
00:38:04.000 Like, I got that way.
00:38:06.000 And I was like, hold on, let me just chill because I don't know exactly where that's coming from.
00:38:11.000 But I approached her and I was like, so my song has nothing to do with any of that.
00:38:19.000 Here's a good definition of like exactly verbatim what I'm going for and what it is. 0.96
00:38:26.000 She replied with, I'm just afraid that people are going to see me as ignorant or see you as ignorant. 0.98
00:38:33.000 And I was still just dumbfounded. 0.97
00:38:37.000 And I was like, well, what's your defense for that?
00:38:39.000 Like, what have you prepared to defend if that were to happen?
00:38:42.000 Like, what intellectual defense do you have for that?
00:38:46.000 I mean, I've kind of given her, like, I had given her all my explanation for it.
00:38:51.000 And she's like, I need to sleep on it.
00:38:54.000 And time went by, time went by.
00:38:56.000 A couple days went by, a couple days went by.
00:38:57.000 And I was like, hey, I'm just checking back in.
00:39:00.000 I'm seeing what's going on.
00:39:01.000 I'd love to start promoting the single, et cetera, et cetera.
00:39:04.000 And she just didn't respond.
00:39:07.000 Then the next day, like 24 hours passed, she responded with, oh, sorry.
00:39:12.000 I just had some issues with my bunny.
00:39:15.000 With my bunny?
00:39:17.000 With her bunny.
00:39:21.000 And I was like, I'm sorry for your bunny.
00:39:23.000 Like, I really am.
00:39:25.000 I don't think we should work together on this release.
00:39:29.000 And that's it.
00:39:30.000 I just kind of cut ties with her then.
00:39:33.000 So she fired you. 0.97
00:39:34.000 You didn't fire her?
00:39:36.000 Well, she just, like, she was jerking me around, not giving me any kind of explanation or turnaround time or anything.
00:39:44.000 Not communicating with the other label.
00:39:45.000 The other guy who was the other part of the record being released, which is their European record label, who is also putting, like, they put their money together to put this record out, right?
00:39:57.000 She didn't communicate anything to him.
00:39:59.000 So there was everything she said that she was going to do.
00:40:03.000 She just was lazy about it. 1.00
00:40:05.000 Didn't do shit. 1.00
00:40:06.000 So to be clear, you wrote a song and in the chorus, you call yourself a savage. 1.00
00:40:11.000 I'm a savage.
00:40:13.000 And she decided that was like the N-word for Indigenous people. 0.97
00:40:18.000 And she wasn't about to release a song called I'm a Nigger. 0.91
00:40:23.000 Exactly.
00:40:25.000 But the term savage is definitely used, it has been used in a negative way to describe Indians, yes.
00:40:33.000 But that's not its sole use.
00:40:35.000 In fact, young kids today, they have two things to describe themselves.
00:40:39.000 One, the insult is you're a noob, and the opposite of that is I'm a savage.
00:40:44.000 So my elder boy always calls my youngest boy a noob, and he calls himself a savage. 0.96
00:40:50.000 He coincidentally is an American Indian, but it's got zero to do with that.
00:40:54.000 I'm a savage with kids today means I'm good at video games, and I'm a noob means I'm a noobie, and I'm not good at video games.
00:41:02.000 And you didn't mean either of those contexts.
00:41:04.000 You meant another thing.
00:41:05.000 That's the beauty of the English language.
00:41:07.000 Savage can mean a million things.
00:41:10.000 Yeah.
00:41:10.000 I mean, I meant the like wild and untamed.
00:41:13.000 And like, here's a perfect example.
00:41:14.000 I'm going to show you the shirt I'm wearing.
00:41:19.000 Got it.
00:41:20.000 Crystal clear.
00:41:22.000 I'm a badass.
00:41:24.000 Yeah.
00:41:25.000 So I don't know.
00:41:28.000 It was just funny.
00:41:29.000 This whole situation.
00:41:30.000 So she basically didn't follow through with what she said and said, okay, I agree too.
00:41:37.000 Like, if you don't want to work together, I hope I can support you in the future.
00:41:41.000 If there's anything you need, let me know. 0.96
00:41:43.000 And I was like, furthermore, I'm fucking brown singing this song. 0.98
00:41:47.000 Like, in case you didn't realize. 0.99
00:41:49.000 Yeah, what race are you? 0.82
00:41:50.000 Are you like Guatemalan and black or something? 1.00
00:41:53.000 Yeah, half Guatemalan, half black. 0.83
00:41:55.000 Cool race. 0.99
00:41:56.000 So if anything, if you even wanted to take that fucking route, who would have the right to say it even more? 0.99
00:42:03.000 You know what I mean? 1.00
00:42:04.000 Like, fuck. 1.00
00:42:05.000 It was just so, so, it just, like, the dude in scanners when his head explodes. 1.00
00:42:10.000 That's how I was.
00:42:11.000 I was just like, oh, it was insane.
00:42:14.000 Now, there's another Canadian band also called BBQT.
00:42:19.000 Yeah.
00:42:19.000 They stole your name.
00:42:22.000 They sure did.
00:42:23.000 And did you contact them?
00:42:25.000 No, I don't, you know, I just, you know, it's funny because I have a, there were a couple like radio DJs in Canada who were like, oh, I was looking for this Canadian band called BBQT, and I found your band and I like you instead.
00:42:40.000 So I was like, okay, cool.
00:42:41.000 If anything, like, that helps.
00:42:43.000 But I'm just not, I'm not going to bully someone out of their name or whatever.
00:42:48.000 It's, you know, I'm the OG.
00:42:50.000 People who like my music like my music more, so it doesn't matter.
00:42:54.000 Well, you look more BBQT. 0.60
00:42:55.000 Like, it makes me think of Ross Meyer films and stuff. 0.93
00:43:00.000 And, you know, the runaways and rock and roll and tits and whips and chains and stuff. 0.95
00:43:07.000 They look like a little gay indie band. 0.99
00:43:13.000 Maybe the woman knows them and is trying to mess with you to help BBQT Canada version. 1.00
00:43:20.000 Oh, that's an interesting thought.
00:43:23.000 I never thought of that.
00:43:24.000 You get paranoid when you've been in this business for a long time.
00:43:26.000 You get scared.
00:43:27.000 So the artwork that you sent, was it that shirt?
00:43:33.000 No, it was me putting lipstick on.
00:43:39.000 Not wearing a headdress with war paint.
00:43:41.000 I was in my indigenous garb.
00:43:43.000 I didn't have corn stalks behind me, you know, oops.
00:43:47.000 And I bet when you wrote that song, it never occurred to you for one second that it would be seen as the N-word song.
00:43:55.000 Exactly.
00:43:56.000 See, what they're doing now is they're putting their prejudice into our heads.
00:44:02.000 Like they'll say, don't you think that's sexual?
00:44:06.000 You know, I remember this with the Puritans, the religious evangelical Puritans. 0.59
00:44:10.000 They'll go, oh, you're sexualizing some sort of kid. 1.00
00:44:12.000 And you go, what?
00:44:13.000 I didn't see that way, but that's clearly in your head.
00:44:15.000 Or a better example, sorry, would be that they had, H ⁇ M had a shirt and it was a little black kid wearing it. 0.66
00:44:20.000 It said, coolest monkey in the jungle.
00:44:22.000 And they got in big trouble for that. 1.00
00:44:24.000 And the mother of the kid was going, fuck you. 1.00
00:44:27.000 I didn't think of my kid as an ape when I have him model that shirt, but you just did that. 1.00
00:44:32.000 You put that in his head.
00:44:33.000 Thanks a lot.
00:44:35.000 Yeah.
00:44:36.000 They're creating racism where it didn't exist.
00:44:39.000 Exactly. 0.86
00:44:40.000 It was more about her trying not to come off as ignorant, trying not to appropriate her guilt. 0.89
00:44:47.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:44:48.000 And it just came out.
00:44:50.000 It just kind of came out exactly how in her head it was like unconsciously it came out exactly how it was supposed to in a sense.
00:45:00.000 And the other part, it's not just about that because that's not where I was coming from. 0.89
00:45:05.000 I was coming from a point of don't try and tell me what I can and cannot say on my shit, on my art, that I that the only time I can express myself 100% is through that medium. 0.95
00:45:16.000 And you're just trying to say no? 0.97
00:45:18.000 Like that doesn't make any sense.
00:45:19.000 Yeah, great point.
00:45:21.000 She's not firing you from McDonald's where you're flipping burgers.
00:45:24.000 She's preventing you from expressing yourself.
00:45:27.000 Yeah.
00:45:28.000 And that's your vocation.
00:45:29.000 That's your career.
00:45:30.000 That's your identity.
00:45:31.000 Your identity is a rock and roller.
00:45:33.000 That's incredible.
00:45:34.000 So she's stealing, she's taking away your identity. 0.97
00:45:37.000 A woman of color, as they like to say, is having her identity taken away based on some racist hunch that this Canadian, I bet she's fat too, this Canadian nerd came up with. 0.99
00:45:50.000 She is fat, isn't she? 1.00
00:45:52.000 It's just some weird. 0.98
00:45:54.000 How fat is she? 1.00
00:45:56.000 Like, what's her waistline?
00:45:57.000 42?
00:45:58.000 Pivot dot.
00:46:00.000 42?
00:46:01.000 Is that her waist? 1.00
00:46:02.000 So it's so weird.
00:46:03.000 It's so weird.
00:46:05.000 I don't get it.
00:46:06.000 It's bizarre.
00:46:07.000 Well, at least I got to look at a hot chick for 15 minutes, so it turned out okay for me. 1.00
00:46:13.000 All right, well, let's keep us posted on this.
00:46:16.000 You're still putting out the record with the Italian guy, right?
00:46:20.000 He's down.
00:46:20.000 Yeah, totally.
00:46:21.000 I mean, I've worked with him for a long time.
00:46:24.000 Okay, well, I still want to know what goes on with this pot thing.
00:46:24.000 Awesome.
00:46:27.000 When's the next step?
00:46:30.000 My next court date is December 17th. 1.00
00:46:34.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:46:34.000 Okay, I'm going to have to put that in my calendar. 0.99
00:46:36.000 All right.
00:46:37.000 Well, thanks for coming on the show, and I like you more than a friend.
00:46:40.000 Thanks, Gavin.
00:46:41.000 Appreciate it.
00:46:43.000 I did not know that...
00:46:43.000 Stay Savage.
00:47:00.000 She was that pretty.
00:47:03.000 She is pretty.
00:47:04.000 She's not as pretty in photos.
00:47:07.000 That is my exact type in the dictionary.
00:47:11.000 Oh, my word.
00:47:13.000 What a looker.
00:47:15.000 She's a cool lady. 0.99
00:47:15.000 She looks cool. 0.99
00:47:17.000 That just ruined my day.
00:47:18.000 Today Robert Crumb says he'll see a woman so pretty it just ruins his whole day. 1.00
00:47:22.000 That's one of them for you?
00:47:23.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:47:24.000 That sucked. 0.88
00:47:25.000 She's got that Eva Mendez thing. 1.00
00:47:28.000 The little nose, nostrils, and then the big giant lips thanks to her blackness. 1.00
00:47:33.000 Yeah, look at that picture.
00:47:35.000 In that picture, she looks like an Indian girl who's like a 6.9. 0.90
00:47:42.000 But in the interview we just had, I mean, I would feel mean saying eight.
00:47:47.000 Eight feels low. 0.71
00:47:49.000 What an insane knockout she is. 1.00
00:47:52.000 Wow. 0.85
00:47:53.000 Let us see that other picture you just put up.
00:47:56.000 I like that she has a grungy pad.
00:47:58.000 Yeah, she's way hotter than that. 1.00
00:47:59.000 You know what?
00:48:00.000 That's that.
00:48:01.000 Oh my word.
00:48:04.000 You know what's great about that?
00:48:05.000 Not that I'm single or she is, probably not either.
00:48:09.000 If a girl's not photogenic, then she doesn't know she's hot and then she has more of a personality. 1.00
00:48:15.000 Yeah, she looks like a 5.9 in that. 1.00
00:48:18.000 So you end up with the personality of an ugly chick and then the looks of a fucking knockout. 1.00
00:48:23.000 Non-photogenic is a blessing, boys. 1.00
00:48:25.000 You know another blessing on the same topic?
00:48:27.000 Short hair.
00:48:29.000 What?
00:48:29.000 But Gavin, you rail against short hair.
00:48:31.000 I know I do.
00:48:32.000 It's called buy low, don't sell high.
00:48:35.000 You get a girl with a shaved head, start dating her then, and then say, you should grow your hair in.
00:48:42.000 Yeah, she looks like an Indian IT guy in that picture.
00:48:48.000 And then she grows her hair in, and then you're with an eight. 0.89
00:48:50.000 So a girl is a six when she has short hair. 1.00
00:48:52.000 But you can tell by the bone structure, there's an eight there.
00:48:55.000 Bye low, and then say, now that we're in love, it'd be great if you'd grow your hair out.
00:48:59.000 Yeah, okay. 0.99
00:49:02.000 Fucking Joan Jed hair on an eight. 1.00
00:49:05.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:49:06.000 Like 360 live video thing.
00:49:09.000 You're like, there's not, I don't even see the person in those pictures in there.
00:49:12.000 If my wife dies, I'm going to get a babysitter for the kids, fly down to Austin, knock on her door and say, my kids need a mom, so I don't know what you want to do.
00:49:20.000 Do you want to pack up now?
00:49:22.000 We're not moving to Austin.
00:49:23.000 It's too hot.
00:49:24.000 But I guess the whole band should move to New York.
00:49:26.000 I don't know how you want to do this, but I don't have time for dating sites or anything.
00:49:31.000 You're my number two. 0.90
00:49:33.000 You're my go-to dead wife chick. 1.00
00:49:36.000 How are you supposed to not covet thy neighbor's wife? 0.99
00:49:40.000 I get all the other ones.
00:49:41.000 I'm never going to murder anyone.
00:49:43.000 Promise you.
00:49:44.000 Not a big stealing guy, although I may shoplift a toy just to amuse myself. 0.98
00:49:48.000 But what am I supposed to do in that situation when I'm looking at a fucking 8.5? 0.98
00:49:54.000 Not have thoughts? 0.99
00:49:56.000 God, thoughts.
00:49:58.000 Thoughts or thoughts?
00:50:00.000 I could read it up in this Bible that Milo gave me.
00:50:03.000 Oh, we got a letter.
00:50:04.000 Someone was asking what religion you are.
00:50:06.000 Christian.
00:50:06.000 I don't know about the denomination.
00:50:08.000 So I got to figure out that.
00:50:10.000 Have you ever been to church?
00:50:11.000 Of course.
00:50:11.000 Well, what kind of church was it?
00:50:13.000 Christian.
00:50:14.000 Pentecostal or something.
00:50:15.000 I don't think it's Pentecostal.
00:50:16.000 I don't know.
00:50:16.000 I have no idea.
00:50:17.000 Protestant.
00:50:17.000 Text your grandmother.
00:50:19.000 Right now?
00:50:19.000 Yeah.
00:50:20.000 That'd be unprofessional.
00:50:21.000 You're the king of unprofessional.
00:50:23.000 You invented unprofessional.
00:50:25.000 Does this sound all right to you? 0.98
00:50:26.000 King of unprofessional and queen of the clown world? 0.98
00:50:28.000 Oh, no, don't take her away. 1.00
00:50:30.000 Damn the monarchy. 1.00
00:50:32.000 This is it. 1.00
00:50:36.000 Sorry, I'm a little frazzled.
00:50:38.000 You really are.
00:50:39.000 I've never seen you smitten like that.
00:50:40.000 I'm starstruck.
00:50:43.000 You're gob smacked. 0.99
00:50:45.000 Yeah, I'm like Jackie Gleason in the Honeymooners when the TV comes on and he just goes, That pot stuff's ridiculous. 0.99
00:50:53.000 That's gob smacking. 1.00
00:50:55.000 What?
00:50:55.000 The pot charge that she's dealing with?
00:50:57.000 That's just baloney.
00:50:58.000 Imagine she gets 10 years.
00:51:00.000 Well, it's like the Proud Boys.
00:51:01.000 They're looking at 60 years.
00:51:03.000 Yeah.
00:51:04.000 Imagine going to jail for six decades.
00:51:06.000 The rest of your life. 0.99
00:51:08.000 Imagine being killed. 1.00
00:51:09.000 Life sentence. 0.99
00:51:10.000 For defending yourself.
00:51:11.000 I saw there was an article about it today in the Daily News, and they said, I quit the Proud Boys due to ideological differences.
00:51:19.000 Yeah, if an ideology is them, the district attorney, trying to frame Proud Boys as a gang and me taking out their leader so they can't make that point, that's not...
00:51:31.000 I think the woman typing it, she's like their court reporter for Daily News. 0.98
00:51:35.000 I think she just went, and he quit the Proud Boys. 1.00
00:51:38.000 Oh, shit, I don't know why. 0.97
00:51:40.000 I could Google it and look up the video where he explains it. 0.99
00:51:43.000 That's going to take forever.
00:51:44.000 Ideological differences.
00:51:45.000 Well, he's not going to sue me.
00:51:47.000 Ideological differences.
00:51:48.000 That's when people usually leave clubs because of ideological differences, so the odds are it's likely.
00:51:53.000 And then they also included the water bottle.
00:51:55.000 They called the glass bottle of piss a water bottle.
00:51:59.000 Even so, that is still a salt, by the way.
00:52:01.000 If you were to throw a water bottle, anything at somebody, that's a salt.
00:52:04.000 What about a human hair?
00:52:06.000 I don't think it's aerodynamic to make contact.
00:52:10.000 You know what?
00:52:10.000 I think the line is drawn right after human hair.
00:52:12.000 Oh, by the way, I read in the Bible today, this morning, something that has to do with.
00:52:18.000 Okay.
00:52:19.000 But check this out.
00:52:20.000 Tell me this isn't fitting of people that are unfairly being persecuted.
00:52:25.000 Blessed are ye that suffer persecution for justice's sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
00:52:32.000 Oh, good.
00:52:32.000 Blessed are ye when they shall revile you and persecute you and speak all that is evil against you, untruly for my sake.
00:52:39.000 Be glad and rejoice, for your reward is very great in heaven.
00:52:42.000 For they also persecuted the prophets that were before you.
00:52:45.000 So.
00:52:47.000 Yeah, but that's two different cases.
00:52:48.000 Like, Max was clearly acting in self-defense.
00:52:51.000 This chick was just smoking a little tiny bit of weed. 1.00
00:52:54.000 She wasn't even smoking it, right?
00:52:55.000 No.
00:52:57.000 They found the container.
00:52:58.000 Unbelievable.
00:52:58.000 So there's probably no pot in it.
00:53:00.000 What if that was a leave behind from somebody?
00:53:02.000 You used to hear about that in the 80s with Reagan.
00:53:04.000 Because Nancy Reagan was all about say no to drugs. 1.00
00:53:08.000 And you'd hear about a guy buying a pot light for his son, even though he's never smoked it or even seen marijuana, and he would go to jail for 10 years.
00:53:16.000 Yeah, I've never...
00:53:18.000 I...
00:53:20.000 When I had a house in Costa Rica, our caretaker was this surfer dude who was on the lamb for having grow lamps in his basement, but no pot.
00:53:30.000 And he was looking at 10 years because this was like 1990 or something.
00:53:34.000 So he just hightailed it to Costa Rica.
00:53:37.000 And I had an intern, this black chick, whose rich black lawyer dad had died in a helicopter crash. 0.99
00:53:46.000 So all the other black lawyers, there was like a group of them, and they were all buddies.
00:53:52.000 And they took her under their wing and they go, anything you need ever, please, please, we want to help.
00:53:57.000 And she'd say to me, I'm 20.
00:54:00.000 I don't have a crack charge.
00:54:01.000 I don't need any help from lawyers.
00:54:03.000 Do you have anything?
00:54:03.000 And I go, well, I got a buddy in Costa Rica who would like to know where his case is at.
00:54:07.000 And I don't know how to look that up.
00:54:09.000 And then they look it up.
00:54:10.000 She goes, good, finally.
00:54:11.000 They can do me a favor.
00:54:12.000 Wow.
00:54:13.000 I'm desperate for help.
00:54:15.000 I'm desperate for a problem to help these guys alleviate their guilt because their buddy's dead.
00:54:20.000 It's probably their idea to go on the helicopter ride.
00:54:23.000 And they send her, and then she gives it to me.
00:54:26.000 He'd been exonerated for five years.
00:54:28.000 Oh, wow.
00:54:29.000 But he didn't know about that.
00:54:31.000 No. 0.97
00:54:31.000 You know what's fucked up? 0.97
00:54:33.000 He would help rich people build their super nice properties down there because he spoke Spanish and he knew all the contractors. 0.98
00:54:40.000 He was the facilitator.
00:54:41.000 You could build a $3 million mansion on the beach, but you had to do it through him because he knew everyone and you wouldn't get ripped off and everything was cool.
00:54:47.000 So the rich people down there worshiped the ground he walked on.
00:54:50.000 He was very important.
00:54:51.000 So one of them would say, I'll go check in with the lawyers how your case is.
00:54:57.000 And she would come back and go, yeah, it's actually worse.
00:55:02.000 The FBI is looking for you.
00:55:03.000 And he goes, whoa, dude.
00:55:05.000 Guess I can't go back.
00:55:06.000 Guess I can't go to my mother's funeral.
00:55:08.000 Oh, well.
00:55:08.000 Just to keep him there.
00:55:10.000 Oh, my God.
00:55:11.000 So I exonerated him in a sense and told him the truth.
00:55:15.000 He had a wife and a kid there at that point.
00:55:18.000 He started traveling around and their relationship fractured.
00:55:21.000 He lives in America now and the wife is back in Argentina.
00:55:24.000 So I kind of ruined the girl's life and she's my goddaughter. 0.99
00:55:28.000 Wow.
00:55:29.000 What a story.
00:55:30.000 That is pretty wild.
00:55:32.000 Spooky.
00:55:33.000 Spooky.
00:55:34.000 Yeah.
00:55:35.000 In a sense, I ruined my goddaughter's life by freeing a man.
00:55:41.000 Spooky.
00:55:42.000 Kind of a sideways way of looking at life.
00:55:48.000 All right, we've got to cover a couple things.
00:55:50.000 This is going to be too old tomorrow.
00:55:52.000 Oh, show that BBQT, the Canadian band.
00:55:55.000 Oh, sure, sure. 0.99
00:55:57.000 They look like total losers, and they stole her name. 1.00
00:56:00.000 They look like such indie rock pussies. 1.00
00:56:03.000 It takes all the badassness right out of that. 0.99
00:56:06.000 Yeah.
00:56:08.000 They're way more Google-able, too, which is a shame.
00:56:10.000 They just stole her name. 0.99
00:56:12.000 We're BBQT, too.
00:56:15.000 And it comes from barbecue T, like barbecue and then C-U-T-I-E.
00:56:20.000 And then, so that's the name of the band.
00:56:22.000 And then also, Gabby said, and I'll also make it an acronym, BBQT.
00:56:26.000 And they go, yeah, we'll take both.
00:56:27.000 Thank you.
00:56:28.000 Oh, man.
00:56:29.000 You can tell they never say anything offensive ever.
00:56:31.000 Look at them.
00:56:32.000 Ew.
00:56:33.000 I feel like they tried skateboarding for a little bit and then they just gave it up.
00:56:36.000 What a bummer.
00:56:36.000 Like they longboarded.
00:56:37.000 If you said the N-word to them, they would start crying.
00:56:42.000 They are allies.
00:56:44.000 They keep on top of all the different gender pronouns and everything.
00:56:47.000 They hate war and hate has no home in their home.
00:56:51.000 The N-word, by the way, is nitrous-grown wheatgrass.
00:56:54.000 Like, oh, I'm totally organic.
00:56:56.000 Okay, check out, speaking of the bad BBQT, check out this socialist conference. 0.78
00:57:01.000 This is the world they want.
00:57:02.000 You know when they say no borders, no wall, no USA at all?
00:57:05.000 If Trump was to hand over the country to these people, this is what America would be like.
00:57:11.000 Okay.
00:57:11.000 No, go.
00:57:13.000 If we want to defeat capitalism, we are going to need a party that will organize working people to fight for the demands that we want and to win socialism.
00:57:21.000 Thank you so much.
00:57:23.000 Just one quite a privilege.
00:57:25.000 Did you notice they're not clapping?
00:57:30.000 It's loud.
00:57:30.000 It's loud, and some people have sensory problems.
00:57:34.000 So that knows how you freak out at a socialist conference.
00:57:37.000 This is me screaming my face off.
00:57:39.000 I would say that's inconsiderate to the people with no fingers or hands.
00:57:43.000 Okay.
00:57:44.000 That's inconsiderate to little Steven.
00:57:46.000 Yes.
00:57:48.000 Glory days.
00:57:51.000 Oh, gosh, man.
00:57:52.000 Glory days.
00:57:53.000 I love you, Bruce.
00:57:55.000 Glory whole days.
00:58:00.000 Oh, Ryan finally made a joke.
00:58:02.000 Quick point of personal privilege.
00:58:04.000 Guys, first of all, James Jackson, Sacramento, he, him.
00:58:07.000 I just want to say, can we please keep the chatter to a minimum?
00:58:10.000 I'm one of the people who's very, very prone to sensory overload.
00:58:13.000 There's a lot of whispering and chatter going on.
00:58:15.000 It's making it very difficult for me to focus.
00:58:17.000 Please, can we just, I know we're all fresh and ready to go, but can we please just keep the chatter to a minimum?
00:58:22.000 It's affecting my ability to focus.
00:58:23.000 Thank you.
00:58:24.000 Thank you, Comrade.
00:58:25.000 Okay, is there a speaker against name chapter pronouns?
00:58:28.000 Privilege.
00:58:29.000 Point of personal privilege.
00:58:30.000 Yes.
00:58:31.000 Please do not use gendered language to address everyone.
00:58:39.000 Oh, you see her face?
00:58:41.000 She's like, what is going on?
00:58:42.000 What have we created for ourselves here?
00:58:44.000 What mess have I made?
00:58:46.000 So, just to be clear, that guy said he's prone to sensory overload and people are chatting and he has a mental disorder, which is, I hate chatter.
00:58:55.000 And then the other second guy was mad because the first guy said, hey, guys.
00:58:59.000 And that's using a gender pronoun. 0.99
00:59:02.000 Exhausting.
00:59:04.000 Egging.
00:59:06.000 Maybe that's a shirt.
00:59:07.000 Egg.
00:59:08.000 A big egg?
00:59:09.000 Yeah.
00:59:09.000 Eggsing.
00:59:11.000 Yeah.
00:59:12.000 I don't, you know what I'm thinking about the shirts?
00:59:13.000 I really like the hate has no home here, has no home here idea.
00:59:17.000 Yeah.
00:59:17.000 But the one, I prefer my opinion to yours.
00:59:20.000 I don't see it really selling.
00:59:22.000 Is that a thing?
00:59:23.000 Yeah.
00:59:24.000 We got sent the design.
00:59:25.000 Oh, I didn't see that.
00:59:27.000 But I do really like hate has no home here.
00:59:29.000 I saw in my neighborhood, I saw cars with stickers that say hate has no home here, meaning hate has no home in their car.
00:59:36.000 In their car.
00:59:37.000 Yeah, but when you get out, it's fine.
00:59:38.000 Hate-free car.
00:59:39.000 This has to be a shirt, by the way.
00:59:40.000 We're getting a lot of...
00:59:43.000 Brian Smith.
00:59:44.000 I think it's my shoes.
00:59:45.000 If I was wearing a tie, I wouldn't wear sneakers.
00:59:48.000 You haven't wore Converse with your dress shoes?
00:59:50.000 I mean, dress pants?
00:59:51.000 No.
00:59:52.000 You don't wear a tie and sneakers.
00:59:53.000 You're Gary Johnson?
00:59:55.000 Yeah.
00:59:55.000 Oh, that's unforgivable for me.
00:59:58.000 So let's make him change those to wingtips, and that's a shirt with no text.
01:00:02.000 Yeah, yeah, definitely not.
01:00:03.000 Have you noticed the Mets who are destroying it, by the way?
01:00:07.000 11 wins in a row. 1.00
01:00:10.000 They have too much shit on their shirts. 1.00
01:00:12.000 Sports shirts always have like Curtis Granderson, Mets, Nike Swoosh, World Series. 1.00
01:00:18.000 They just keep adding shit on. 0.99
01:00:19.000 Just have Curtis Granderson's head. 1.00
01:00:21.000 That's it.
01:00:21.000 Don't even say Curtis Granderson.
01:00:23.000 All right.
01:00:26.000 Oh, you want to see this?
01:00:26.000 There's another socialist.
01:00:27.000 We have to go.
01:00:28.000 The show's over.
01:00:29.000 But there's another socialist conference.
01:00:33.000 It's a very similar operation.
01:00:36.000 Oh, this is MAGA program.
01:00:39.000 That's wrong?
01:00:42.000 I think so, yeah.
01:00:42.000 So back to the beginning.
01:00:43.000 All right.
01:00:45.000 Safe, keeping each other secure, and making sure that everybody is able to fully participate in this convention.
01:00:51.000 The first thing that we have to talk about is Just pause.
01:00:54.000 Accessibility.
01:00:55.000 Her computer is $3,500.
01:00:58.000 PowerBook.
01:00:59.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:01:00.000 And look at this brand new little outfit with the little red scarf.
01:01:04.000 I mean, that whole red scarf thing must come from Cuba and farm workers and stuff who are out there sweating and they don't want to get sunburned.
01:01:12.000 And they wipe their brow with it while they're chopping down sugar cane.
01:01:16.000 Or an academic. 0.99
01:01:20.000 I fucking hate your outfit so much. 1.00
01:01:24.000 It is so phony. 1.00
01:01:27.000 Like the military thing, you wouldn't last 20 minutes on any military base. 0.99
01:01:32.000 The scarf bullshit, you wouldn't last five minutes working in a field. 0.94
01:01:38.000 And you're all about uniting the workers to demand more rights. 1.00
01:01:41.000 Wait till you get your first paycheck and see how much they take off, you fucking loser. 0.99
01:01:47.000 So he's talking about wheelchair access coming up. 1.00
01:01:49.000 He makes Miles McInnes.
01:01:54.000 Look like the Fons. 1.00
01:01:56.000 We have a lot of disabled comrades, and a lot of those are invisible disabilities.
01:02:02.000 You don't know who it is.
01:02:04.000 Invisible is a gift.
01:02:06.000 That's not a disability.
01:02:07.000 If you can turn invisible, you can look up girls' skirts. 0.99
01:02:11.000 You can watch Obama and Michelle have sex. 0.73
01:02:16.000 You can walk into Area 51 and see if there's any aliens there. 0.98
01:02:19.000 True.
01:02:19.000 You can hang out at the White House.
01:02:21.000 You can hear all the secrets.
01:02:23.000 It's a privilege. 0.96
01:02:24.000 You're a ghost.
01:02:25.000 It's pretty awesome.
01:02:26.000 In fact, in the Fantastic Four, that's that woman's only skill, right? 1.00
01:02:30.000 Yeah.
01:02:30.000 Yep.
01:02:31.000 That must suck. 0.99
01:02:32.000 If you're invisible, you're still mortal. 0.97
01:02:33.000 So they're running at a million miles an hour and you're just like, hold on.
01:02:37.000 Oh, but there's a reason to be invisible when we get there.
01:02:39.000 This is almost like, can all of you with invisibility privilege please show yourselves?
01:02:44.000 We will not start until you invisible people show yourself and just never start.
01:02:48.000 Wait a minute. 0.99
01:02:48.000 If I have to fight the thing who can just smash me to pieces, or the stretchy guy who I just can't grab, or the invisible woman, I just throw a flower at her and stab her. 0.99
01:02:59.000 Right. 0.96
01:02:59.000 Yeah, you antique her as the jacket. 0.96
01:03:02.000 That's going to last long. 0.96
01:03:03.000 Okay, let's go back to fucking Shea Gedouxia that is having a more difficult time navigating this space. 1.00
01:03:10.000 And this space was not created with all of their needs in mind. 0.92
01:03:14.000 So it's up to us to modify that space to make sure that everybody is able to move in the ways that they need to move.
01:03:22.000 That's true.
01:03:22.000 What this means is that, first of all, in this room, I see that no one's clapping for me.
01:03:28.000 It could be because I'm not engaging.
01:03:30.000 Are they supposed to be clapping while you're speaking?
01:03:33.000 What are you talking about?
01:03:34.000 So it's not disable-friendly, and a disability includes sensory overload.
01:03:39.000 So they actually did follow his lead, and they went like this so people don't get sensory overload.
01:03:46.000 Oh, I see.
01:03:46.000 All right, we're at everyone's doing this.
01:03:48.000 That's really important.
01:03:50.000 But let's hear one more second.
01:03:51.000 Even though this is a noisy space, when we can do something like reducing that, that's really important.
01:03:56.000 So please don't clap, shoot up these.
01:03:59.000 In terms of movement, right, you'll notice that a lot of these floors are connected by elevators.
01:04:05.000 Those elevators are very slow.
01:04:07.000 If you are able to use the stairs, the stairs that are immediately outside, and even better, if you're able to go across the way.
01:04:14.000 What if you have the exact same face as Miss Piggy?
01:04:18.000 What do you do then?
01:04:19.000 Do we supply you with a Kermit?
01:04:20.000 Hello, Miss Piggy. 0.97
01:04:22.000 I'm here to make you feel comfortable.
01:04:24.000 She's there because Jesse Jordan Peterson was going to show up later, and she's there to make him feel more comfortable.
01:04:30.000 Hi, Kermit.
01:04:31.000 And she's like, oh, this is actually Jordan Peterson.
01:04:33.000 Clean your room?
01:04:34.000 Okay, guys, we're out of time.