Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E61 - SPOOKY

00:00:20.000 In the hole with them billy niggas in the group of niggas, you a loop in the jewin' niggas. 1.00

00:00:25.000 We ain't hoopin' nigga, you get beat, you a loser nigga. 1.00

00:00:28.000 I'm that oozy nigga on the street. 0.95

00:00:30.000 Grills in my drawing girl on my foot.

00:00:32.000 You wanna fuck with keep the pull on the only one the joke.

00:00:35.000 Man, that's really all I do is for the cat to house the door.

00:00:39.000 I don't wanna, you can keep the horses feed and fuck some more. 1.00

00:00:42.000 In New York, my nigga, the man, my nigga, money bop.

00:00:48.000 That's a lot of n-words.

00:00:51.000 Takashi Tech969.

00:00:53.000 What's his name?

00:00:54.000 Takashi6ix9ine. 0.86

00:00:56.000 Takashi6ix9ine. 0.86

00:00:58.000 Not to be confused with Tech9.

00:01:00.000 No, no, no.

00:01:01.000 No, no, no.

00:01:01.000 Right?

00:01:02.000 Is Tech9 the guy who was killed?

00:01:04.000 I could look that up.

00:01:05.000 Shot in his car.

00:01:07.000 You don't know about that?

00:01:08.000 No, I don't follow this whole realm.

00:01:10.000 You're a young person.

00:01:11.000 This is in East New York.

00:01:14.000 This is a division of the bloods.

00:01:16.000 I forget what they're exactly called, but Mr. 6ix9ine was an advocate for this group.

00:01:23.000 They gave him credibility.

00:01:24.000 Turn it up.

00:01:26.000 I know you think this is irrelevant, and why is Gavin playing this esoteric rap?

00:01:29.000 I hate rap, whatever.

00:01:31.000 This has 355 million views, my friends.

00:01:35.000 By the way, this is relevant.

00:01:39.000 Tech9's alive.

00:01:41.000 He was a victim of the internet death hoax stuff that goes around.

00:01:45.000 Who's the guy shot in his car?

00:01:47.000 Oh, that was Nipsey Hustle.

00:01:50.000 Uh-huh.

00:01:54.000 You know what's weird about this video is all the moms wearing blood's bandanas. 1.00

00:02:03.000 You know what's weird?

00:02:04.000 He's not really worth that much money.

00:02:05.000 His net worth is about 4 million, despite being one of the biggest hitmasters.

00:02:10.000 And he used this gang.

00:02:12.000 No, keep showing them.

00:02:14.000 He used this gang for credibility, as he said in court recently, when he snitched on them and is sending two guys to jail.

00:02:22.000 He was looking at, he was helping buy guns, so giving them money for guns.

00:02:26.000 And I think he saw it as a good business transaction.

00:02:28.000 They're giving me credibility, and I'm getting 355 million views, and I'm a very popular rapper.

00:02:35.000 And I help them get guns.

00:02:36.000 The problem with that, my friend, is New York City is remarkably intolerant when it comes to guns, especially handguns.

00:02:44.000 You get caught with a handgun, boom.

00:02:46.000 Five years.

00:02:47.000 No trial.

00:02:47.000 Nothing.

00:02:48.000 You're out of here.

00:02:49.000 6ix9ine, his rainbow-colored hair gone, but trademark 69 tattoo on his forehead, visible to anyone in the courtroom, explained that his role in the nine-tray gangsta bloods Now, that doesn't bother me so much. 0.64

00:03:17.000 If you're eating fries and someone who's getting into a gang comes by and it's life or death for them and they just scoop a fry, okay, you may have one fry if it means you're going to get into the nine tray gangsta bloods.

00:03:29.000 Unfortunately, eating your food, eating your lunch, means cutting your face.

00:03:34.000 So part of their initiation was to roam the streets of Brooklyn, cutting people in the face with knives or carpet cutters, whatever. 1.00

00:03:40.000 Kids, moms, didn't matter. 1.00

00:03:43.000 That was their gang.

00:03:44.000 There's tons and tons of bloods in New York. 0.99

00:03:47.000 There's about eight crips.

00:03:49.000 I don't know why, I'm not big on, I don't know a lot about gangs, but out of all the different gangs in New York, and there's about a dozen Latin Kings, DDP, Dominicans Don't Play, Ching-a Lings, Motorcycle Clubs, a whole bunch of divisions of bloods. 0.78

00:04:06.000 Trinitarios?

00:04:07.000 Trinitarios?

00:04:09.000 They will hack you, man.

00:04:11.000 I don't like to be hacked.

00:04:12.000 They will hack you with a machete.

00:04:14.000 Machete. 0.56

00:04:15.000 They like tech support.

00:04:16.000 Machete. 0.56

00:04:18.000 The Puerto Ricans just come here whenever their aunt has enough money for a plane ticket. 1.00

00:04:21.000 The Dominicans had to fight to come here. 0.99

00:04:23.000 So when they see Puerto Ricans being lackadaisical about Coxios, they go, what are you doing?

00:04:28.000 I'll catch you.

00:04:30.000 I will catch you.

00:04:31.000 I was going to say essay, but that's Mexican, right?

00:04:33.000 It is.

00:04:34.000 They're much more ambitious drug dealers.

00:04:35.000 The Latin Kings had a cool thing about 10 years ago where they said, hey, let's stop fighting each other, killing all that shit, man. 1.00

00:04:44.000 I don't know why.

00:04:45.000 I just, I only know Mexican.

00:04:46.000 More Mexican, yeah. 0.98

00:04:47.000 Do Puerto Rican?

00:04:47.000 Yeah.

00:04:48.000 So, you know, like, you have to be like Puerto Rican, you know? 1.00

00:04:51.000 This is really bad, actually.

00:04:52.000 This doesn't matter.

00:04:53.000 You have to be like Puerto Rican, man. 1.00

00:04:55.000 So we need to stop killing each other and just focus on what matters, and that is cocaine.

00:05:00.000 So the Latin kings were devoted to cocaine, and they tried to stop the violence. 0.80

00:05:04.000 And it was put to the press, like, we're here to stop the violence.

00:05:07.000 But the impetus was, let's focus on cocaine.

00:05:10.000 What's them all for?

00:05:12.000 By the way, go nuts, guys.

00:05:13.000 7 million Americans are doing cocaine right now.

00:05:16.000 This is the perfect Puerto Rican person.

00:05:18.000 Perfect Puerto Rican accent.

00:05:20.000 Better than most Puerto Ricans. 1.00

00:05:21.000 Al Pacinos.

00:05:23.000 male Puerto Rican.

00:05:25.000 It's your bathroom, man.

00:05:25.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the bathroom, yeah.

00:05:28.000 It don't work.

00:05:31.000 Yeah, the toilet's backed up.

00:05:34.000 Sorry, man.

00:05:35.000 What movie is this?

00:05:36.000 Carlito's Way.

00:05:39.000 My grandfather's brother looks exactly like him.

00:05:46.000 Is this going to be good soon?

00:05:49.000 Why is Carlito speaking?

00:05:52.000 Joanito speak, man.

00:05:53.000 They have a little list to them.

00:05:55.000 They have a little list.

00:05:56.000 Isn't it weird that he played a Cuban from Cuba and now a Puerto Rican?

00:06:01.000 Looks like he's an actor.

00:06:02.000 Yeah, but he...

00:06:04.000 But shut up. 0.91

00:06:05.000 I gotta show you people this shot.

00:06:06.000 Yo, yo, we in the middle of a game here, man.

00:06:10.000 Right before you rap.

00:06:11.000 It's nothing.

00:06:11.000 Ain't gonna bother you, King.

00:06:14.000 When you see this, you ain't gonna believe it.

00:06:16.000 Gonna line him up like this.

00:06:17.000 Hey, you're gonna show us a trick shot called?

00:06:18.000 No trick shot.

00:06:20.000 This is magic time.

00:06:22.000 After you see this shot, you're gonna give up your religious beliefs.

00:06:29.000 That was a total waste, and it totally slowed down the show, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

00:06:32.000 6ix9ine is what?

00:06:33.000 Is he Puerto Rican?

00:06:34.000 I think he's Mexican.

00:06:35.000 You think he's Mexican?

00:06:37.000 Yeah, look it up.

00:06:40.000 Explained that his role in the Nine Tre gangster bloods was to just, this is now in quotes, just keep making hits and be the financial support for the gang so they could buy guns and stuff like that.

00:06:50.000 Asked what he got in return, the 23-year-old rapper responded, my career.

00:06:53.000 I got the street credibility, the videos, the music, the protection, all of the above.

00:06:58.000 The testimony in federal court in Manhattan was a dramatic turnabout for a performer who had gone out of his way to portray himself as a legitimate gang member.

00:07:05.000 He told the jury he decided to cooperate only a day after his arrest last year on racketeering indictment, naming him as a member of the gang.

00:07:12.000 Wow.

00:07:13.000 A move that put him at risk behind bars.

00:07:15.000 I never thought of that.

00:07:16.000 Oh, hell yeah.

00:07:18.000 And prompted rap icon Snoop Dogg to label him a snitch.

00:07:23.000 A snizzitch.

00:07:24.000 A snizzitch.

00:07:25.000 Uh-oh.

00:07:25.000 Imagine Snoop called you a snizzitch.

00:07:27.000 Yeah, that would suck.

00:07:29.000 If I was facing a minimum of 47 years, it would be very hard not to snitch and roll over on my boys.

00:07:35.000 That's why I'm not in a gang.

00:07:37.000 You see, I don't have the balls to go to jail for 50 years for some guns and some drugs, so I don't get involved in guns and drugs.

00:07:46.000 That's the deal.

00:07:47.000 And that way, I don't have to betray anyone.

00:07:50.000 He's Mexican and Puerto Rican.

00:07:52.000 Mexican and Puerto Rican.

00:07:54.000 Puerto Rico.

00:07:57.000 Puerto Rico.

00:07:58.000 Heyo.

00:07:59.000 It's amazing how successful this guy is, though.

00:08:01.000 So he draws on his face with a tattoo gun.

00:08:03.000 He gets rainbow shit.

00:08:05.000 He hangs out.

00:08:06.000 Oh, there he was when he was normal.

00:08:10.000 And didn't he have some statutory rape charge?

00:08:13.000 Yeah, something like there's footage of him and some 14-year-old dancing on another guy.

00:08:17.000 Yeah.

00:08:19.000 He got out of that.

00:08:21.000 But just let's briefly have a little tour through some of his bigger hits.

00:08:25.000 What is 6ix9ine? 0.71

00:08:26.000 Is that just the sexual position he's a big fan of?

00:08:28.000 No, I think it's like the set.

00:08:30.000 The 6ix9ine set or something.

00:08:32.000 Like his crew?

00:08:33.000 Yeah, something like that.

00:08:36.000 I looked it up before.

00:08:37.000 Okay, this one has how many views?

00:08:40.000 Oh, Fifi?

00:08:41.000 Oh, please.

00:08:42.000 This has 700 million.

00:08:45.000 700 million views.

00:08:48.000 Everyone in America has seen this twice.

00:08:51.000 That includes babies and old ladies.

00:08:54.000 It is twice the population of America.

00:09:03.000 There's no song here by the way.

00:09:11.000 Like you go, oh, this is an intro.

00:09:13.000 Soon the song's going to start.

00:09:14.000 No, this is the entire song.

00:09:31.000 The age gap is real. 0.73

00:09:33.000 I officially don't get the kids today.

00:09:36.000 I just fucking hate it.

00:09:36.000 I get it.

00:09:38.000 That gumbo song I kind of liked.

00:09:41.000 But this is, I don't understand what this is.

00:09:41.000 Oh, yeah.

00:09:44.000 This is officially old.

00:09:45.000 This nihilism.

00:09:46.000 This satanic.

00:09:50.000 Yeah, this is like pre-Hitler Germany. 0.87

00:09:54.000 Yeah, this is the decline right here.

00:09:55.000 So that's Fefe, and then not to be confused, of course, with his other huge...

00:10:10.000 A good night for him, like unprecedented, would be 100,000, 120,000.

00:10:17.000 That's a great night for Anderson Cooper.

00:10:20.000 Sean Hannity, the guys who really dominate the news cycle, those guys are looking, Tucker and Hannity look at 3 to 4 million.

00:10:28.000 And that's the top.

00:10:28.000 That's like record-breaking, right?

00:10:31.000 The Super Bowl can compete with that.

00:10:32.000 That's about it.

00:10:33.000 These guys are getting 800, 900 million.

00:10:36.000 Now, I know a lot of youngsters are listening to it several times, so it's deceiving, but still, just a couple hundred mil short of a bill?

00:10:47.000 How much money do they get for this?

00:10:50.000 It all goes to the record companies.

00:10:51.000 That's the amazing thing.

00:10:52.000 He looks at 50 years in prison and he's got 4 million in the bank.

00:10:56.000 Meanwhile, the record labels are pocketing cash.

00:11:00.000 They say it's really bad.

00:11:01.000 MP3s and Napster ruined music back in the early aughts, and now music's dead and you can't make money.

00:11:07.000 No, no, no, no.

00:11:08.000 The artists can't make money anymore.

00:11:10.000 The record labels are doing great.

00:11:14.000 Hey! 0.99

00:11:14.000 Turn it up. 0.99

00:11:22.000 I like to drive.

00:11:24.000 I hate driving.

00:11:31.000 I want to become a Puerto Rican pop star.

00:11:34.000 I want to become a K-pop star, so we should both get on and start our careers.

00:11:38.000 I don't think you need to learn the language.

00:11:40.000 Es el bello huerto, ya ya ya, piso pañananta, he he he, lezco pañarta, ya ya ya, y chito mañayato, he he he.

00:11:40.000 No.

00:11:49.000 *pruh*

00:11:50.000 Let's give you an instrumental.

00:11:51.000 Mi se en agua huerta.

00:11:54.000 Mira, mira, calla ya.

00:11:57.000 Let's try it.

00:11:57.000 Iro caseto, hero.

00:11:59.000 Ferrari.

00:12:00.000 Poof.

00:12:01.000 Poof.

00:12:02.000 El pufo.

00:12:03.000 First you have to have.

00:12:05.000 Pop, pop.

00:12:06.000 With the clack, clack.

00:12:07.000 Es huerto, heito.

00:12:09.000 Can I be your hype man?

00:12:10.000 Yeah.

00:12:11.000 I'm the DJ guy.

00:12:11.000 I can hype you.

00:12:12.000 Oh, so la barca, Vitor, agarro.

00:12:14.000 Mira, mira.

00:12:15.000 Cacala con vosotros, cacalos, un juego.

00:12:17.000 Ese fue y alto.

00:12:19.000 El gaben, tu cauge.

00:12:20.000 El ganto.

00:12:22.000 Clap, clap, clap.

00:12:24.000 Isomayantojetojeketo.

00:12:29.000 Namajkabayak.

00:12:35.000 It's upayet.

00:12:36.000 Ito fayantale to yak.

00:12:43.000 Mayaya.

00:12:45.000 Itukanake, ito maya.

00:12:47.000 Ito kalanta hete, chagato.

00:12:51.000 Ma pavor miyamore.

00:12:57.000 Tookie, took it.

00:13:02.000 That's just about as repellent.

00:13:03.000 Yeah, Ryan, man.

00:13:04.000 That's too many tukies. 1.00

00:13:06.000 One more less.

00:13:07.000 Yeah, let's go.

00:13:07.000 You want to say it one more time?

00:13:09.000 Maybe like two less tukis.

00:13:10.000 So not ocho, like says?

00:13:12.000 That's like too many tukis. 1.00

00:13:12.000 Yeah, two. 1.00

00:13:14.000 Okay, so ocho.

00:13:15.000 Ocho tukis. 1.00

00:13:16.000 Ocho tukis. 1.00

00:13:20.000 No, okay.

00:13:21.000 But you want to be a Korean pop star, I understand?

00:13:23.000 Yes.

00:13:24.000 That's for real.

00:13:25.000 I'm going to do that.

00:13:26.000 I'm going to have like a three-piece band, like a rock band, but we're going to do K-pop music.

00:13:30.000 We're going to have a lot of samples.

00:13:31.000 Okay.

00:13:32.000 And I'm just going to make stuff.

00:13:34.000 It'll be something.

00:13:35.000 Something like a jacket over your chair on a TV show, dude.

00:13:38.000 We're not camping.

00:13:42.000 Don't put it on either.

00:13:44.000 Just throw it away in the garbage.

00:13:48.000 so it's like Yeah, I like that.

00:13:57.000 They gotta throw weekend.

00:13:59.000 throw a weekend in there.

00:14:00.000 Who's not a weekend?

00:14:01.000 I know who can I say?

00:14:02.000 Burukara City, I love you.

00:14:06.000 Yeah.

00:14:07.000 It was Sankara Herokaya.

00:14:08.000 Bye-bye.

00:14:10.000 And I would just make up, I would do like the rap parts and like, ga, yesukuna banana joja.

00:14:16.000 They like to be sultry and sultry.

00:14:18.000 Sex would be like, I want to do Chinese music, but for boomers. 1.00

00:14:22.000 That's like your dad.

00:14:23.000 Like so it would be like...

00:14:24.000 I'm trying to...

00:14:37.000 That's beautiful.

00:14:38.000 Thank you.

00:14:39.000 I sang that at David Cross's wedding when he married Amber Tamblin.

00:14:41.000 That was just a kilt with a sporin.

00:14:45.000 And I got up and the music was playing Asian music.

00:14:48.000 And I just made up songs going, Wao ching nu lao cher s.

00:14:53.000 I guess that's probably racist now.

00:14:55.000 David and Amber's racist wedding.

00:14:58.000 Yeah.

00:14:59.000 We'll get to Shane Gillis in a sec.

00:15:01.000 You're going to poop in your panties, but I'm back to showing the newspaper.

00:15:04.000 This is how I feel about football the same way I feel about gays. 1.00

00:15:09.000 Nothing.

00:15:10.000 I wish you nothing but the best.

00:15:12.000 I'm not terrified of football.

00:15:14.000 I'm not a football phobic person.

00:15:16.000 If it's on, I'll change the channel.

00:15:19.000 It's not my cup of tea.

00:15:20.000 It seems like there's way too many commercials, not enough action.

00:15:23.000 But I don't know.

00:15:24.000 Maybe if you did a study of baseball commercials and football commercials, maybe it's about the same.

00:15:29.000 My personal opinion is that it's stupid and boring.

00:15:34.000 That's not American, man.

00:15:36.000 This is America.

00:15:38.000 You immigrated here.

00:15:39.000 You better learn to love it.

00:15:41.000 Yeah.

00:15:42.000 No, I don't.

00:15:44.000 Oh, there's Tech 9.

00:15:45.000 Takashi69 is safe and secured in jail unit with other snitches.

00:15:52.000 So the big story here seems to be People saying all cops can die after a female cop gets shot in the hand.

00:15:52.000 says Snoop.

00:16:01.000 Michael Goodwin's talking about the alternative facts of the New York Times.

00:16:06.000 And big two-page spread here.

00:16:08.000 Blasey Pal.

00:16:09.000 I calve my doubts.

00:16:12.000 And this is in the notes, Ryan.

00:16:13.000 So this chick, Layland Kaiser, who went to school with Blasey Ford and Kavanaugh, goes, yeah, I don't, this doesn't make sense.

00:16:25.000 I remember partying with her, and the way we worked back then is we always made sure someone had a ride home, especially if they were wasted.

00:16:32.000 The idea that I would just abandon her there doesn't really compute.

00:16:37.000 And then we discover that the woman who wrote the article was went to school with him.

00:16:47.000 This starts with threatened with smear, and then author went to school with him.

00:16:50.000 So the uglier one, Robin Pogrebin, who looks like a kind of trans. 1.00

00:16:58.000 So it's Robert Pogrebin and Kate Kelly.

00:17:00.000 Robin Pogrebin is the one with the big potato nose.

00:17:04.000 There's Blazy.

00:17:08.000 She said, I was in Brett's class at Yale, she admitted.

00:17:12.000 It didn't influence it.

00:17:13.000 We weren't friends.

00:17:14.000 I knew him kind of to say, hello.

00:17:17.000 Oh, so you knew Brett at school, did you?

00:17:21.000 And you've devoted 10 months to smearing him.

00:17:24.000 Maybe you got dumped by Brett.

00:17:26.000 Maybe you had a bad experience.

00:17:28.000 Maybe you're just jealous of Brett.

00:17:29.000 I'm glad we got these women out of the kitchen and into the workforce where they can spend 10 months on some petty vendetta. 1.00

00:17:37.000 That makes no sense.

00:17:39.000 So, yeah, and then it gets even crazier.

00:17:44.000 It turns out that not only is Blaise Ford's story fishy, it turns out that she was threatened by people, powerful people in the DNC, people who knew her, threatened with a smear, a smear campaign, if she didn't back the Kavanaugh story.

00:18:04.000 Christine Ford's close high school friend, who Ford says was at the party when Kavanaugh allegedly assaulted her.

00:18:09.000 And by the way, what is this assault again?

00:18:11.000 Like, the one we heard about yesterday was he was nude.

00:18:14.000 He pulled his pants into the party.

00:18:15.000 Yeah, so did I. And then someone shoved him and he fell forward and his penis hit some chick's hand. 1.00

00:18:22.000 Oh, no.

00:18:23.000 How many years in prison should you go to for that?

00:18:25.000 For penis falls? 0.98

00:18:27.000 What are you in for?

00:18:28.000 I stabbed a guy in the throat because he farted. 0.99

00:18:32.000 What about you?

00:18:33.000 I've tripped and my penis hit someone's hand.

00:18:36.000 Oh, my God.

00:18:37.000 Did their hand go flying off and did they die?

00:18:39.000 No, they just felt a dink for maybe a tenth of a second.

00:18:43.000 That's rape. 1.00

00:18:44.000 It's penis fall. 0.75

00:18:46.000 It's called a penis fall. 0.96

00:18:47.000 It's a felony.

00:18:50.000 She said Ford's story is not believable until the FBI Ford's allies pressured her and threatened her with a smear campaign to say otherwise.

00:19:00.000 Now, if you go to that tweet in the link, there's a video and they say what I just said at 114.

00:19:07.000 I sound like Robin Quivers on stern now.

00:19:09.000 Clip 114.

00:19:11.000 So you got to skip ahead.

00:19:13.000 Are you playing it?

00:19:14.000 Yep, 114.

00:19:15.000 But late Sunday, the Times declared after Ford.

00:19:19.000 Publicly for the first time to the Times reporters, Ford's close friend Layland Kaiser, who Ford said was at the party, said she didn't believe Ford's account and that it Just didn't make any sense.

00:19:32.000 She also said she told the FBI that Ford's allies pressured her to say otherwise.

00:19:38.000 Now, all four people that Ford identified as being at that high school party in the summer of 1982 have now said no such party occurred.

00:19:47.000 And today, both the Republican chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee and the Democratic chair of the House Judiciary Committee said they would not support impeaching Kavanaugh.

00:19:56.000 Nora.

00:19:58.000 Wow.

00:19:59.000 How brave.

00:20:01.000 You can just impeach someone based on rumors.

00:20:03.000 Ever heard of the Magna Carta?

00:20:05.000 Ever heard of the judicial system?

00:20:07.000 I saw this cool book.

00:20:09.000 I got some spam.

00:20:11.000 I'm at the point now where I like my spam, but I saw a cool book sent to me where some guy is sort of a New York court junkie and he wrote a book about the court system.

00:20:27.000 I think it's New York, but you know it's the same everywhere.

00:20:30.000 And it looks really good.

00:20:33.000 I guess I'll try to find that when we're on a break or something.

00:20:36.000 Got a couple here.

00:20:38.000 What do you got?

00:20:39.000 No, Ryan, you're not going to find the exact book I'm talking about.

00:20:43.000 Tarred lips.

00:20:44.000 Oh.

00:20:45.000 That's like when I was looking for that DNA guy and someone just googled it and sent me the first appearance.

00:20:51.000 Yeah, thanks a lot.

00:20:53.000 I'm trying a new thing, by the way.

00:20:54.000 I don't know if you noticed this.

00:20:55.000 We're going to have the keyboard and the mouse on the desk.

00:20:57.000 It's not very professional.

00:21:00.000 I don't know if it's going to last, but we'll see.

00:21:05.000 It seems to be slowing down the show right now.

00:21:08.000 I noticed, by the way, in that segment, there was a guy named Chris Coons, and I find that name offensive.

00:21:14.000 It triggers me.

00:21:15.000 And it reminded me of an article today that Laura Loomer sent out, where this girl was banned from Facebook because of her name.

00:21:25.000 Now, the girl's name is Nigger O'Flaherty. 0.67

00:21:29.000 And it's not an uncommon name in Dublin.

00:21:34.000 No, just kidding.

00:21:35.000 Her name is... 1.00

00:21:40.000 Her name is Gypsy.

00:21:41.000 Gypsy Robinson. 0.99

00:21:41.000 What is it? 0.99

00:21:44.000 I love that song.

00:21:45.000 Gypsy Robinson, yep. 0.93

00:21:46.000 Here's to you, Gypsy Robinson. 0.99

00:21:48.000 Gypsy Robinson. 0.99

00:21:49.000 So now the word gypsy is racist.

00:21:53.000 Gypsies are called gypsies. 1.00

00:21:55.000 That's like saying the word gay is homophobic.

00:21:58.000 And there's plenty of people named that have gay in their name.

00:22:01.000 Gay Talese.

00:22:04.000 All right, should we launch the Super Duper thing?

00:22:07.000 Oh, here, I found it.

00:22:09.000 Okay, his name's Johnny Dwyer.

00:22:11.000 And his book is called The Districts.

00:22:15.000 And it looks real good.

00:22:18.000 I'm definitely going to get it.

00:22:19.000 An unprecedented plunge into New York City's federal court system that gives us a revelatory picture of how our justice system and the pursuit of justice really works.

00:22:30.000 If the courtroom is a theater, then the districts is a backstage tour.

00:22:33.000 In this magisterial anatomy of our criminal justice system, Johnny Dwyer punctures the dispassionate edifice of the institutions that administer criminal law to reveal the rousing and often messy human drama behind them.

00:22:46.000 I mean, I've learned about all this with the Proud Boys that there is no justice in America.

00:22:52.000 There's no justice in New York.

00:22:53.000 And the courts are all about appearance.

00:22:56.000 How you're perceived.

00:22:58.000 Ooh, and that brings us to kind of a disturbing story where the SPLC just threw out a case where the Center for Immigration Studies tried to sue them.

00:23:11.000 I think they tried to pull in RICO, the RICO Act, which is tough.

00:23:16.000 But they tried to sue the SPLC for calling them a hate group, and it didn't work.

00:23:22.000 Here we go.

00:23:23.000 Judge Toss's SPLC RICO suit.

00:23:25.000 A federal judge has thrown a lawsuit that accused leaders of the SPLC of trying to financially destroy one of the organizations that has labeled it as a hate group.

00:23:33.000 The Center for Immigration Studies lawsuit is devoid of any allegation that the law center made a false statement about the Washington-based nonprofit.

00:23:42.000 U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson in Washington, D.C. said in her ruling Friday.

00:23:47.000 So Amy Berman Jackson said no.

00:23:50.000 Now, does that bode badly for me?

00:23:52.000 Because I've got a very similar case.

00:23:54.000 I don't think so.

00:23:58.000 I think that they used RICO, the RICO Act, which is a strange thing and very, very hard to prove.

00:24:05.000 Julianne did it with the mob, but that's about the only time you're going to pull it off. 1.00

00:24:09.000 And look up this, Palin.

00:24:12.000 I think I emailed it to you actually while we were starting the show.

00:24:15.000 Sarah Palin is suing NPR for a much more similar case to mine than this Center for Immigration Studies.

00:24:25.000 And the judge said, yes, appeals court revives Sarah Palin's defamation lawsuit against the New York Times.

00:24:32.000 Oh, I thought it was NPR.

00:24:33.000 I guess I read NYT.

00:24:35.000 This bodes very well for me.

00:24:38.000 The previous one, not so much.

00:24:40.000 But to go back to the previous one, this judge is the same judge who is prosecuting Roger Stone.

00:24:56.000 Can you go to that link?

00:24:57.000 She got in big trouble for posting a picture of her and saying that this judge is totally biased.

00:25:06.000 You got to remember, too, with a lot of judges, they're concerned with the perception and their career.

00:25:11.000 They're not necessarily concerned with justice.

00:25:13.000 A lot of the prosecution guys, and I'm new to all this, lawfare, you guys deplatformed me so much, my only recourse was lawfare.

00:25:20.000 And now here I am in the courts going, wow, these are a mess.

00:25:23.000 And I'm learning that the prosecution just wants to win.

00:25:25.000 It doesn't really care whether they get the right guy or not.

00:25:28.000 They just want to beat the defense.

00:25:30.000 If that means making up evidence, fine.

00:25:33.000 Just don't get caught.

00:25:34.000 And with judges, the last thing they want to do is be known as the person who helped the Nazi.

00:25:39.000 So whether that person is a Nazi or not is irrelevant.

00:25:41.000 Roger Stone is evil, so Amy Berman Jackson is going to shut him down.

00:25:46.000 But check out this horrific tweet that when you hear about it, you go, oh, she was in the crosshairs.

00:25:52.000 That's fucked up, Stone.

00:25:53.000 Why did you do that?

00:25:54.000 No, it's in the same article, dude.

00:25:58.000 Why did you threaten to kill the judge in your Case, Roger.

00:26:01.000 Then you see it and you go, Wait, he didn't do that at all.

00:26:04.000 So that picture has the crosshairs.

00:26:08.000 That is also the white power symbol, by the way. 0.85

00:26:10.000 But it appears to be the logo of some sort of news source.

00:26:14.000 I can't cross currents or crime research or court center.

00:26:19.000 Court center, something center.

00:26:20.000 Yeah.

00:26:21.000 So that's just their logo.

00:26:22.000 He's not threatening to kill her.

00:26:25.000 And he's since deleted that tweet, but put it back up.

00:26:27.000 So this is the same woman, the judge who just dismissed that SBLC case.

00:26:32.000 Through legal trickery, deep state hitman Robert Mueller has guaranteed that my upcoming show trial is before Judge Amy Berman Jackson, an Obama-appointed judge who dismissed the Benghazi charges against Hillary Clinton and incarcerated Paul Manafort prior to his conviction for any crime.

00:26:51.000 Fixes in.

00:26:52.000 Help me fight for my life at stone defensefund.com.

00:26:56.000 So she claims she's really pissed off about this Instagram because of the crosshairs.

00:27:00.000 The crosshairs are clearly irrelevant.

00:27:01.000 She's pissed off about being exposed here because again, judges are politicians and they're concerned with perception, not reality.

00:27:09.000 All right, that's enough heavy shit news.

00:27:13.000 I got to show you this video.

00:27:16.000 Are you wearing depends?

00:27:18.000 If you're watching this on a phone or a portable device, I would suggest you go to the bathroom and watch this on the toilet because it is spooky.

00:27:31.000 It's rare you get to use the word prescient.

00:27:33.000 This is the most prescient thing I've ever seen.

00:27:34.000 So this is filmed.

00:27:36.000 Shane Gillis was fired yesterday, right?

00:27:41.000 Another thing happened about a week ago.

00:27:44.000 Both are alluded to in this video, which is from August of last year, August 2018.

00:27:50.000 This came out.

00:27:51.000 And it stars...

00:27:56.000 This is my money shot, so you better love it.

00:27:58.000 The firefighters worked tirelessly to tackle the blaze that engulfed an entire three-story townhome in West Philadelphia.

00:28:04.000 The family of four was saved thanks to the efforts of one firefighter, Shane McGillis.

00:28:08.000 Shane, you fought this fire for three hours.

00:28:11.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:28:12.000 It was pretty brutal up there.

00:28:14.000 Can you confirm this is you?

00:28:19.000 Yeah, that's what this is.

00:28:21.000 We have an unnamed source claiming you may in fact be a white supremacist.

00:28:25.000 So white supremacist.

00:28:27.000 I just saved an entire family up there, and not that it matters at all, but those were Mexicans. 1.00

00:28:35.000 The family was in fact Guatemalan.

00:28:39.000 Well, I didn't go to college, so.

00:28:41.000 Are you saying on the record that all Hispanics look the same?

00:28:45.000 What's this?

00:28:45.000 What are you doing?

00:28:48.000 Part of the controversy was him disparaging Asians and implying that they're all the same.

00:28:56.000 And this guy is clearly out to get Shane.

00:28:59.000 The character's name is Shane McGillis.

00:29:01.000 This is Shane Gillis playing the role of Shane McGillis.

00:29:05.000 And this guy has drudged through his social media and is trying to find ways to get him fired.

00:29:12.000 Weird.

00:29:14.000 That's as weird as it gets, though.

00:29:15.000 Spooky.

00:29:17.000 That's just spooky.

00:29:19.000 It couldn't possibly get more spooky.

00:29:24.000 More footage.

00:29:28.000 Oh, dude.

00:29:29.000 I love Trump.

00:29:30.000 Love Donald Trump so much.

00:29:32.000 What the f?

00:29:33.000 Was this you last night?

00:29:34.000 Are we not talking about the fire?

00:29:37.000 This is about whether or not you were fit to be fighting fire the night after a bender. 0.99

00:29:41.000 I was not on a bender.

00:29:41.000 There was no bit.

00:29:42.000 Breaking news, folks.

00:29:43.000 Was a local conservative firefighter too intoxicated to be doing his job?

00:29:47.000 There's nothing.

00:29:48.000 There's no break.

00:29:49.000 We now have Shane's best friend Barry on the line.

00:29:52.000 They got Barry?

00:29:52.000 Ah, Jesus Christ.

00:29:53.000 Holy shit, am I on TV?

00:29:55.000 Barry shared a screenshot of your text with him last night.

00:29:57.000 At 1.13 a.m., you texted him, y'all nigga want to get pancakes. 0.96

00:30:03.000 What the f, Barry?

00:30:05.000 They told me they were the FBI.

00:30:06.000 Why would they be the FBI?

00:30:08.000 I don't know, man.

00:30:08.000 I'm still drunk.

00:30:09.000 At 2.15 a.m., escorts.

00:30:12.000 Escorts in my area.

00:30:14.000 You said y'all niggas want to get pancakes. 1.00

00:30:18.000 And one of the things that Shane got in trouble for was describing someone else and saying, yeah, when Chinatown pops up, people are like, where did all these chinks come from?

00:30:29.000 So in that context, he was using a racial epithet in a non-racist way.

00:30:34.000 And up here, he's using a racial epithet in a non-racist way.

00:30:38.000 About food.

00:30:39.000 About food.

00:30:41.000 How weird is this?

00:30:45.000 RC, I know what happened.

00:30:46.000 Shane thought he was on Google, but he was actually still texting.

00:30:50.000 Barry, shut the f ⁇ up. 0.94

00:30:51.000 All right, no problem.

00:30:52.000 Jesus Christ, Barry.

00:30:54.000 Shut it up.

00:30:55.000 Oh, this is God.

00:30:56.000 He saved my family.

00:30:58.000 Yeah, I saved his entire family up there.

00:30:59.000 Excuse me, sir.

00:31:00.000 Are you aware that this man is a known racist?

00:31:03.000 That's not true.

00:31:04.000 That's not true.

00:31:05.000 No true oaths.

00:31:07.000 That's another thing that happened.

00:31:08.000 This is a little bit of a tangent, and it's not about foreshadowing, but people call you a racist and a white supremacist, and then everyone just goes, oh, okay.

00:31:15.000 I had a, when this shit hit the fan in November, I had a black buddy that I've known forever say, so you're a fucking white supremacist now.

00:31:24.000 Fuck you.

00:31:24.000 I always knew you were a bitch, and he's talking about my wife, and fuck you, motherfucker.

00:31:28.000 Not like, hey, Gavin, what's going on?

00:31:30.000 Then I got a weirder one, this dude Brandon.

00:31:33.000 I'll try to dig him up.

00:31:34.000 Brandon something.

00:31:36.000 He hangs out with Jerry.

00:31:38.000 What's his name from Louie, The Louie show?

00:31:41.000 Jerry, black guy.

00:31:43.000 I'll dig this up over the course of the show.

00:31:45.000 But Brandon calls me up and he goes, hey, man, how would you like it if your white supremacist buddies knew you used to hang out with me and Jerry all the fucking time?

00:31:55.000 I got pictures of us hanging out.

00:31:56.000 I got videos, motherfucker.

00:32:00.000 He was trying to not blackmail me, but he was threatening me as a prominent white supremacist with footage of us hanging out.

00:32:08.000 Meanwhile, I need that to get out.

00:32:10.000 Like, can you send it to me?

00:32:12.000 I'll pay for the billboard of us hanging out.

00:32:15.000 But he said it, like, to sabotage my white supremacist career.

00:32:18.000 Like, I was going to start sweating and going, Brandon, you burn those files.

00:32:22.000 What do you want for them pictures, boy?

00:32:24.000 I was a different man.

00:32:26.000 I didn't hate Negroes back then.

00:32:28.000 Now I'm rich with my Negrohater.com. 0.96

00:32:32.000 And if they found out, it would be like the Dave Chappelle sketch.

00:32:35.000 This guy's in comedy.

00:32:37.000 He's normally a funny guy.

00:32:40.000 It's not Jimmy Martinez.

00:32:42.000 No, Jerry and Brandon, black LA comedians.

00:32:47.000 Brandon is dark as coal.

00:32:48.000 Jerry's handsome and he's got a mustache.

00:32:51.000 Much lighter chap.

00:32:53.000 Remember one time I was hanging out with a bunch of woke comedians in Vegas and someone asked him if he has sunblock.

00:32:58.000 Hey man, Jimmy, sunblock?

00:33:00.000 I had to go, he's black, dude. 0.74

00:33:03.000 Black people don't have sunblock. 1.00

00:33:05.000 I don't see color.

00:33:06.000 Oh, I didn't even notice.

00:33:09.000 Well, that very tanned white guy with incredibly curly hair doesn't need sunblock.

00:33:16.000 Anyway, sorry, that was a total tangent.

00:33:19.000 ...story about the racist firefighter who touched Guatemalan children in their home after breaking down their door with an axe.

00:33:27.000 Where was he when the fire started?

00:33:28.000 Surely not at his home at 12407 Apple Blossom Lane in the world.

00:33:34.000 This is why I told you to get on the toilet, please. 1.00

00:33:37.000 Where does this firefighter live?

00:33:38.000 So not only does the character Shane McGillis perfectly reflect Shane Gillis's life in a year, but the character lives in Haverford PA.

00:33:54.000 Are you pooping yet?

00:33:56.000 Are you freaking yet?

00:33:58.000 Is it spooky yet?

00:34:00.000 Haverford PA is the township that banned that fire department because the VP was a proud boy.

00:34:12.000 Could we get more spooky?

00:34:14.000 This is a year.

00:34:15.000 That video that Shane is in is a year old.

00:34:18.000 This happened a couple weeks ago.

00:34:22.000 What does it say, the headline?

00:34:23.000 Pennsylvania fire companies closed for failing to address volunteers, proud boys' ties.

00:34:28.000 Now, in the joke video, they imply that he'll be less likely to help Mexicans or Guatemalans or whatever because he's a Trump supporter.

00:34:39.000 That's why they closed down the firehouse. 0.73

00:34:42.000 They said, blah, blah, blah.

00:34:44.000 They're Western chauvinists who refuse to apologize for King of the Modern World who also want closed borders.

00:34:48.000 You know, like every country in the world.

00:34:51.000 The group doesn't allow women or transgender men to join, the article says.

00:34:55.000 Yeah, it's a men's club.

00:34:57.000 Do you have the same beef with the Shriners and the Knights of Columbus and the Masons? 0.95

00:35:03.000 And here comes the quote from the chief.

00:35:05.000 How they treat other people, what they think of other people, race, gender, creeds, it sows concerns, he said.

00:35:13.000 Township officials said the firefighter offered to resign, but the fire company's board didn't accept the resignation.

00:35:19.000 Now, here's a crazy theory, because I know right now you're starting to think that Shane Gillis is magic, and this is so spooky that it's becoming...

00:35:31.000 No spooky?

00:35:32.000 No spooky.

00:35:33.000 The soundboards are banned.

00:35:37.000 So just close the tab.

00:35:39.000 Okay.

00:35:40.000 Soundboards are permanently banned.

00:35:42.000 Close that tab too.

00:35:46.000 I have a theory that explains it.

00:35:50.000 I'm an atheist when it comes to magic comedy videos.

00:35:54.000 Here's what could have happened.

00:35:56.000 So the guy who was fired from Haverford PA saw this comedy sketch and he went, and maybe it went viral among the FD community, amongst firemen.

00:36:09.000 They got to come up with a quicker name for themselves.

00:36:13.000 So firemen, this went viral and it really stuck in this one guy's craw.

00:36:17.000 And he said, yeah, that is the way we're treated.

00:36:19.000 We're treated like monsters.

00:36:21.000 You know what?

00:36:21.000 I don't want to be like that joke character in that comedy sketch from August of 2018.

00:36:26.000 I'm going to be who I am.

00:36:27.000 I'm going to love Trump.

00:36:28.000 What's this men's club?

00:36:29.000 Proud Boys?

00:36:30.000 What are their deal?

00:36:30.000 Oh, they're like really patriotic dudes.

00:36:32.000 They're not racist, are they?

00:36:33.000 Nope.

00:36:34.000 I'm joining that group.

00:36:34.000 Okay, I'm in.

00:36:35.000 So it could have been he joined the club because of this video.

00:36:39.000 I'm trying to find some sort of rational explanation for what appears to be voodoo.

00:36:44.000 This is voodoo, folks. 0.97

00:36:48.000 We are watching a video where they practice the juju.

00:36:53.000 And if you hate somebody, you can make a comedy video and you take hair from the man and you rub it with chicken blood.

00:37:00.000 And then everything in the comedy video will happen to him one year later.

00:37:05.000 Explain a lightning when you wish for lightning for someone.

00:37:09.000 You can wish for lightning on a man and science doesn't, white science does not record this. 0.81

00:37:16.000 There is a place near Cape Town where you can pay a man to throw lightning at someone you hate.

00:37:22.000 The science cannot explain it.

00:37:24.000 Now you have to find that video.

00:37:25.000 But go back to shame.

00:37:28.000 God damn.

00:37:30.000 I mean, isn't it weird?

00:37:32.000 It keeps going, though.

00:37:35.000 Lest you think magic doesn't exist in the world.

00:37:41.000 Same zip code.

00:37:42.000 We're getting word right now.

00:37:42.000 Same zip code.

00:37:45.000 See here in the Simpsons prediction.

00:37:49.000 Oh, hey, Chief.

00:37:50.000 Hey, pal.

00:37:50.000 Hey, great job up there.

00:37:51.000 Thank you very much, sir.

00:37:53.000 We decided to terminate firefighter Shane McGillis.

00:37:56.000 Department has a zero tolerance policy.

00:37:58.000 Just pause.

00:38:00.000 So the firefighter was fired.

00:38:02.000 The Haverford PA did fire a firefighter for his political beliefs.

00:38:08.000 And so the character Shane McGillis became real and was fired.

00:38:12.000 And Shane Gillis was fired.

00:38:14.000 That became real too.

00:38:16.000 Double whammy.

00:38:17.000 Double whammy plus the same area, Haverford PA, which I had never heard of until two weeks ago.

00:38:24.000 I don't even know where it is.

00:38:25.000 Central PA, probably?

00:38:27.000 I think it's Delaware County.

00:38:31.000 What's Delaware County?

00:38:32.000 Well, that's another thing that they have in common with.

00:38:35.000 Well, Shane McGillis, Shane Gillis, lives there, I would assume, because he wrote on the show with his buddies, Delco Proper, which is about Delaware County proper.

00:38:44.000 Yeah.

00:38:45.000 So they're from that area.

00:38:46.000 Yeah, he definitely lived in Central PA for a while.

00:38:47.000 But that is still predictive.

00:38:50.000 Predictive?

00:38:51.000 Yes.

00:38:51.000 It's predictatory.

00:38:53.000 Spooky.

00:38:54.000 Spooky.

00:38:56.000 Okay, keep going.

00:38:58.000 So this happened.

00:38:59.000 This joke Became real.

00:39:03.000 And this is going to go into effect immediately.

00:39:06.000 All right, let's get back to this Puerto Rican flame. 0.95

00:39:06.000 All right. 0.95

00:39:08.000 So that's not you.

00:39:10.000 A fantastic game.

00:39:12.000 Let's go back to this Puerto Rican flame, not you. 1.00

00:39:14.000 We'll see you soon.

00:39:16.000 Check it out.

00:39:17.000 Let's pause.

00:39:17.000 Amazing.

00:39:20.000 This is Twitter now after Shane Gillis is fired, basking in his termination, going, amazing.

00:39:25.000 We got the guy fired.

00:39:26.000 Jesus Christ.

00:39:27.000 You hungry?

00:39:28.000 All these flames make me in the mood for Mexican. 1.00

00:39:35.000 Is that weird or what?

00:39:37.000 All right, we also have on the show tonight, we're going to talk to Chadwick Moore about this major breaking news revelation.

00:39:45.000 What?

00:39:46.000 Pinned comment.

00:39:48.000 This is weird.

00:39:49.000 Oh, it gets weirder.

00:39:50.000 It says, better than SNL.

00:39:52.000 Then again, that's not saying much.

00:39:54.000 Better than the onion one year ago.

00:39:57.000 Okay, I have a rational explanation for that, too.

00:39:59.000 Okay.

00:40:00.000 SNL saw this sketch and they saw better than SNL.

00:40:04.000 Maybe they even have like a Google Alerts and they check comments that say SNL.

00:40:08.000 And they saw this and they thought, we got to get our shit together and hire a guy like this.

00:40:11.000 This is what we need.

00:40:13.000 Some slightly right-of-center comedy.

00:40:15.000 Because SNL's seminal years, when they were really good, they had a right-wing comedian, a writer.

00:40:20.000 I know him.

00:40:21.000 Robert Downey.

00:40:22.000 Not Robert Downey Jr., but Robert Downey.

00:40:24.000 And he's in the sketch.

00:40:25.000 He wrote their best sketch ever, White Like Me. 0.53

00:40:28.000 He also did Caveman Lawyer that Phil Hartman was.

00:40:33.000 He also did the ChangeBank, where you don't put your money there, but if you have a 10, you go in and they give you two fives.

00:40:40.000 He did Change Bank, but he also did White Like Me. 0.71

00:40:43.000 And in the video where he goes to buy a newspaper, Eddie Murphy does, and they go, what are you doing?

00:40:49.000 Why aren't you looking for this video?

00:40:51.000 And you're Google imaging the guy.

00:40:53.000 Oh, Dan.

00:40:53.000 Okay, I was.

00:40:54.000 Why would you look at the guy?

00:40:55.000 Because you were jumping around talking about the bank sketch and the caveman sketch.

00:40:59.000 White Like Me is a sketch where Eddie Murphy is a white. 0.71

00:41:03.000 He lives life as a white dude. 0.60

00:41:05.000 And it's probably only on Hulu.

00:41:10.000 And in it, he tries to buy a newspaper.

00:41:12.000 And the newspaper guy goes, well, what are you doing?

00:41:14.000 There's nobody around.

00:41:15.000 Take it.

00:41:16.000 Just take it.

00:41:17.000 And I think what Robert was doing was he was lampooning the idea that blacks have it so hard and whites have it super easy.

00:41:25.000 And if you were only white, everything would be amazing for you. 0.99

00:41:28.000 So it was kind of a mockery of the idea of racist America.

00:41:31.000 I don't think Eddie Murphy got the bit, by the way.

00:41:34.000 Oh, well, here it is.

00:41:37.000 So...

00:41:42.000 That's Robert Downey right there.

00:41:44.000 He wrote this sketch.

00:41:46.000 What are you doing?

00:41:49.000 I'm buying this newspaper.

00:41:51.000 That's all right.

00:41:52.000 There's nobody around.

00:41:53.000 Go ahead, take it.

00:41:56.000 Take it.

00:41:58.000 Go ahead.

00:41:58.000 Take it.

00:42:02.000 Yeah, take it.

00:42:07.000 So anyway, they probably noticed that when we didn't totally focus on diversity and we had at least one slightly right of center, kind of a white trashy, Budweiser kind of guy, we got a lot of laughs. 0.99

00:42:19.000 So let's get Shane Gillis.

00:42:20.000 He proved himself with that sketch.

00:42:22.000 And then the sketch happened in real life.

00:42:24.000 I don't know.

00:42:26.000 I find it fucking freaky.

00:42:29.000 Let's lighten things up a little bit and talk about hot chicks for a second. 1.00

00:42:38.000 I feel like we're getting too heavy, and we'll get heavy again with Chadwick Moore.

00:42:42.000 What's that weird ghost on the screen?

00:42:44.000 I just heard that.

00:42:44.000 The fade button has been catching lately.

00:42:47.000 Catching?

00:42:48.000 Yeah, it just doesn't do a full fade.

00:42:51.000 There's a partial fade.

00:42:52.000 All right.

00:42:53.000 When I was a young man, I was in maybe a freshman in high school.

00:42:58.000 There was a girl in front of me who had this cough, and I don't know what was going on with her. 1.00

00:43:03.000 She couldn't stop coughing.

00:43:05.000 And she was like, and she kept going and going and going.

00:43:10.000 And I was diagonally kitty corner away from her.

00:43:13.000 And her face started going red.

00:43:15.000 And she became like this primal animal, reduced to her primitive self in this sort of like primal scream, super cough.

00:43:25.000 And she was getting red, and she was sort of falling off her desk, and the teacher was all worried about her.

00:43:29.000 I could tell she was going to be okay.

00:43:30.000 But seeing her in that state, she still maintained her femininity, the way her foot was placed. 0.92

00:43:37.000 And god damn it, I was surprised by how incredibly turned on I became by this woman's impenetrable beauty and femininity and how even dying of a cough can't shake it. 1.00

00:43:51.000 So I have a very weird segment coming up.

00:43:53.000 We're going to go over to the studio, the green screen studio, and talk about how even when women try to uglify themselves, though they're pretty good at it in certain cases, they're just so fucking hot, no matter what. 1.00

00:44:10.000 There's just, God just blessed them with this, and this is probably what the trans guys are trying to capture.

00:44:15.000 They just have this fairy dust where they're always pretty no matter what happens.

00:44:21.000 And of course, I'm not including my 650-pound life, but within reason.

00:44:25.000 Let's go check it out.

00:44:26.000 Hello, I'm a teacher.

00:44:37.000 Sorry, that was Mandarin.

00:44:41.000 I am English, and I am here to talk to you about nothing remotely Chinese.

00:44:46.000 I'm here to talk to you about how women are perpetually beautiful, and in this day and age where they work so hard to be unattractive, you can still see their innate beauty.

00:44:59.000 And the feminists in college are excellent at this, debutifying themselves. 1.00

00:45:03.000 They put on weight, they cut their hair short, they dye it blue, they draw on their face with junk.

00:45:08.000 But outside of those extreme cases, I'm always amazed when I look at women, especially activists or just women losing their shit. 0.73

00:45:18.000 I'm just amazed as a straight meal how their beauty is just impenetrable.

00:45:23.000 Like it just creeps out.

00:45:27.000 It's weird.

00:45:28.000 And maybe broads won't understand this, but here's just some pictures to get us started of what are these, those Ukrainian protesters?

00:45:35.000 What are they called?

00:45:36.000 Femin or something like that?

00:45:38.000 Now, look at these pictures.

00:45:39.000 Go scroll down a bit.

00:45:42.000 They're freaking out.

00:45:43.000 They're pissed off.

00:45:44.000 They're there to rock your world and show you that fashion is fascist and free amina, whatever that means. 0.96

00:45:53.000 I don't know how expensive Amina is.

00:45:54.000 I don't know if it's a big deal that it's free.

00:45:57.000 Arab woman against Islamists.

00:45:57.000 Look at this.

00:46:01.000 Like, she's there to show you that Islamism is oppressive. 1.00

00:46:06.000 But all I see is a super hot chick with beautiful shapes that are totally different than mine. 1.00

00:46:12.000 Maybe that's the sort of impetus of all attraction.

00:46:15.000 You know, you exaggerate the differences.

00:46:17.000 High-heel shoes sort of elongate the leg and push the ass out. 1.00

00:46:20.000 Their asses are bigger than ours. 1.00

00:46:22.000 It makes them look vulnerable.

00:46:23.000 They're more vulnerable than us.

00:46:24.000 The lips, it makes it look like insects where their cheeks get flushed and their lips get red. 0.70

00:46:29.000 Their eyes with the mascara sort of makes it look like they're in the heat of the moment.

00:46:33.000 Their hair, they can grow hair longer than us.

00:46:35.000 So when we see them with long hair, we're exaggerating the differences.

00:46:38.000 So I'm sorry if I'm not paying attention to the fire, but this is a great example of it.

00:46:43.000 Look at just her stature. 1.00

00:46:45.000 You know what I mean?

00:46:46.000 Like the way her leg is right there. 0.96

00:46:49.000 A man wouldn't do that.

00:46:50.000 She's trying to be tough.

00:46:51.000 She's trying to be a revolutionary. 1.00

00:46:52.000 And all I see is a gorgeous babe. 0.90

00:46:56.000 Now, this is more evident in video format because you're seeing, look at this guy kicking her in the ass.

00:47:01.000 Fuck you.

00:47:02.000 Fuck your morals.

00:47:03.000 I'm a revolutionary.

00:47:04.000 No, you're a smokeshow is what you are.

00:47:08.000 And you're in great shape, which living in America is rare to see.

00:47:12.000 Look at that.

00:47:13.000 What are you chicks talking about again? 1.00

00:47:15.000 I don't remember.

00:47:17.000 Wow.

00:47:19.000 Look at her.

00:47:20.000 Even her belt is fantastic.

00:47:22.000 Like the way they wear clothes, the way their clothes hang on them.

00:47:27.000 It's so unmale. 0.90

00:47:30.000 You got to watch it sometimes.

00:47:31.000 Make sure you're dealing with the right age.

00:47:33.000 Look at her.

00:47:34.000 Fighting.

00:47:34.000 I love her stress denim.

00:47:37.000 Okay, let's show videos.

00:47:38.000 That's in the next one.

00:47:40.000 Now, I'm not sure which one is the first one here.

00:47:44.000 Oh, yeah, this is the same kind of thing.

00:47:46.000 So here's what you just saw in picture form.

00:47:48.000 What you just saw in picture form.

00:47:49.000 Here it is in video form.

00:47:50.000 Look at their inescapable beauty.

00:47:52.000 That's what we should call this segment.

00:47:53.000 Inescapable beauty.

00:47:56.000 In gay, we trust.

00:47:57.000 Screw you.

00:47:59.000 Screw you, Vatican.

00:48:01.000 We're pro-gay.

00:48:04.000 Look at them fighting and yelling.

00:48:06.000 Flailing.

00:48:07.000 Give me that.

00:48:08.000 Give me that back.

00:48:09.000 I'm a revolutionary.

00:48:10.000 I'm not a hot chick.

00:48:12.000 You look fantastic, ladies.

00:48:14.000 You always look fantastic.

00:48:16.000 Even when you're completely disoriented and you're fighting for your rights, you still are breathtakingly melt in your mouth.

00:48:26.000 Stunningly gorgeous.

00:48:28.000 Okay, so here's a black judge, and I think she got all her friends to cause a ruckus when she got fired. 1.00

00:48:34.000 And she's being dragged out of the courtroom.

00:48:36.000 And it's just such a great example of a woman's immutable grace.

00:48:41.000 So this is when you should look like crap.

00:48:44.000 If I was in a fight, being dragged out of a courtroom, I'd probably look like a spaz. 1.00

00:48:47.000 So they grab her under the arms, all right, zoom out as much as possible.

00:48:51.000 Wait, you see her legs in this shot with her little kitten heels? 1.00

00:48:55.000 Here she is, the most dramatic moment of her life.

00:48:57.000 She's being dragged to jail. 0.73

00:48:58.000 Look at those shoes and that dress, how fantastic she looks.

00:49:01.000 Could she look better?

00:49:02.000 Look at her eyes.

00:49:04.000 Beautiful.

00:49:05.000 Can we just see that one more time?

00:49:07.000 The way her heels drag on the floor, her legs perfectly parallel. 0.95

00:49:11.000 I mean, they are just so graceful at all times.

00:49:16.000 Gaze, you got to watch some of this and go, I got to admit, yeah.

00:49:20.000 I mean, if a gay dude, super buff, is being dragged out, the quintessential gay superstar is being dragged out, I bet he would just be like, get the fuck off of me. 1.00

00:49:29.000 And Gaze would go, man, this is what we get, homos. 1.00

00:49:32.000 We get these, I don't know, they're like storks.

00:49:35.000 They're like birds.

00:49:36.000 They're not human.

00:49:38.000 Okay, here's my final example.

00:49:40.000 And this is what inspired this whole segment.

00:49:41.000 It's a woman at the airport going completely ballistic. 1.00

00:49:44.000 All right, this woman has lost her shit. 1.00

00:49:46.000 She is in full primal cave mode.

00:49:49.000 So you think, well, you're not going to be attractive now.

00:49:52.000 You're in disgusting monster cave mode.

00:49:54.000 How could you possibly retain any grace, any femininity, any innate beauty? 1.00

00:50:00.000 Watch.

00:50:01.000 Watch her work, boys.

00:50:03.000 Turn it up.

00:50:07.000 Look at her feet.

00:50:09.000 Are you cropping her head?

00:50:12.000 You rapist, too screwed.

00:50:15.000 Get me out of here.

00:50:16.000 Look at her foot, the way it's positioned there. 1.00

00:50:19.000 Thin ankles?

00:50:25.000 Look, she's just, she had a meltdown.

00:50:27.000 She grabs her stuff, and then as she marches away, she still looks like a princess. 0.72

00:50:31.000 Look at the way she walks away. 1.00

00:50:32.000 She could be the Queen of England 50 years ago.

00:50:36.000 Look at her jump.

00:50:38.000 Look at that.

00:50:38.000 Just go back.

00:50:39.000 Let's see that jump again. 0.95

00:50:40.000 And stop cropping her head, dude. 1.00

00:50:42.000 Is that the video?

00:50:44.000 Look at that.

00:50:46.000 The way she mounts the counter is spectacular. 0.98

00:50:49.000 And the way she pulls her dress up.

00:50:54.000 I'm sorry, man.

00:50:56.000 It's inarguable.

00:50:57.000 Women are hot. 1.00

00:51:09.000 I remember the guys.

00:51:12.000 Jerry Minor, Brandon Johnson.

00:51:20.000 They probably done sketches together.

00:51:22.000 I hope so.

00:51:25.000 Yeah, Jerry Minor never threatened me with outing me as a guy who hangs out with black people.

00:51:31.000 But Brandon Johnson did.

00:51:34.000 What a dumbass.

00:51:35.000 How can you not handle this?

00:51:35.000 What are you doing?

00:51:38.000 Ooh, I'm a comedian.

00:51:39.000 There he is.

00:51:40.000 He looks like an action figure.

00:51:41.000 Yeah, maybe he failed in comedy and became a bad guy.

00:51:43.000 He's very dark.

00:51:46.000 Maybe that wasn't friendly to the cameras.

00:51:48.000 But he was a super funny dude.

00:51:50.000 We used to party our asses off for days at a time.

00:51:53.000 Me, Jerry Minor, Brandon Johnson, and what's his name?

00:51:58.000 Brandon Johnson?

00:51:59.000 Yeah, Brandon Johnson And Jay Johnson.

00:52:01.000 We were like a foresome comedy pack.

00:52:04.000 And we would hang out at the what's it called?

00:52:08.000 There's this pub, the Royal Oak or something.

00:52:11.000 I forget what it's called in LA where all the comedians hang out.

00:52:14.000 And we'd have a gay old time. 0.70

00:52:16.000 And Jerry Miner challenged me to some sort of debate, and I said, sure, dude, anytime.

00:52:22.000 But I think he was trying to shock the viewers, my followers on Facebook.

00:52:26.000 That was just a weird thing.

00:52:27.000 But yeah, Brandon Johnson, weirdest shit ever.

00:52:31.000 All right.

00:52:33.000 Let's get back to some important news.

00:52:34.000 Oh, here's something we touched on yesterday.

00:52:41.000 Felicity Huffman, remember I talked about that woman yesterday who went to jail, was sentenced to 10 years for lying about where her kids live so she could get zoned into a good school? 0.99

00:52:52.000 And I was saying that makes, doesn't make sense that she was punished for 10 years.

00:52:56.000 But I understand that crime because public education is a right.

00:53:00.000 And I said Felicity Huffman was doing private education, so why is she punished? 1.00

00:53:04.000 And it's a common meme going around, pull it up, where Cernovich, by the way, Mike Cernovich uncovered this yesterday.

00:53:12.000 It's a common meme going around where they say, this black woman got 10 years. 1.00

00:53:17.000 Felicity Huffman gets 10 days.

00:53:19.000 Same crime.

00:53:19.000 No, it's a different crime.

00:53:20.000 One's public education, one's private.

00:53:24.000 And the New York Times, of course, scroll down, Ryan.

00:53:28.000 The New York Times, of course, why aren't you showing the goddamn article?

00:53:32.000 Go back to the top so people can find it.

00:53:34.000 Why were you just looking at that and not putting it on the screen?

00:53:37.000 Well, I thought you were going to announce that it is fake news, and then I would have revealed it.

00:53:43.000 No.

00:53:43.000 Whenever I'm talking about something, get it up, ASAP.

00:53:47.000 This Felicity Huffman and Tanya McDowell meme you've been sharing is fake news.

00:53:52.000 So you scroll down to the meme, and we see this poor woman, Tanya McDowell, a person of color. 1.00

00:54:00.000 She got five years in jail.

00:54:01.000 I've heard 10.

00:54:02.000 She lied about the school district she lived in.

00:54:05.000 Yes, she did lie about that.

00:54:07.000 She was sentenced for that.

00:54:08.000 But Cernovich goes through her other charges, which include dealing drugs on school property, dealing drugs to children, to young people.

00:54:18.000 Now, in the old days, in the 80s and 90s, if a cop saw a drug dealer near a school and he was dealing drugs to school kids, they would beat the living shit out of that dealer and it wouldn't go on the books.

00:54:31.000 I had talked to a cop once who found a drug dealer at a junior high.

00:54:35.000 He dragged him, beat the shit out of him, and then put his head underneath his car, his cop car, and was like, saying, if I ever see you again, I won't hit the brakes.

00:54:44.000 And he had the tire like right up to the guy's head, which probably sounds horrible to you.

00:54:49.000 I think parents and liberals and New Yorkers are more shocked by that story than they are by the opioid epidemic.

00:54:55.000 So mistreating a drug dealer, especially if he's a person of color, is more horrible to you than 130 Americans dying every day of opioid epidemics, of opioid overdoses.

00:55:05.000 Anyway, yeah.

00:55:06.000 So the zoning of the school thing was just one, that was the tip of the iceberg.

00:55:10.000 It was her drug dealing that got her in prison.

00:55:16.000 All right, so are we ready to get back to heavy news?

00:55:19.000 Oh, Ryan, I want you to read this.

00:55:22.000 I was my anniversary recently, and I was writing on the card, you know, this is not what you signed up for, but you've weathered the storm throughout.

00:55:31.000 And I want to make sure I spelled weathered right.

00:55:33.000 So I looked up weather the storm.

00:55:35.000 I looked up the origin of that phrase, and it's weather like the weather outside.

00:55:40.000 But I would like you to read the definition as Tony Soprano.

00:55:44.000 Okay.

00:55:48.000 Oh, wow.

00:55:49.000 Start at the top.

00:55:50.000 Okay.

00:55:52.000 To weather the storm.

00:55:55.000 It's English.

00:55:56.000 You know, the pronunciation is.

00:55:59.000 The following.

00:56:01.000 Weather the storm.

00:56:03.000 All right.

00:56:03.000 It's a verb, okay?

00:56:05.000 Weather the storm.

00:56:07.000 Idiomatic.

00:56:08.000 To reach the end of a very difficult way.

00:56:11.000 Thank you very much.

00:56:13.000 Without too much harm or damage.

00:56:14.000 That's sufficient.

00:56:18.000 You really stumbled across that?

00:56:20.000 It's amazing.

00:56:20.000 Yeah.

00:56:21.000 Oh, shit.

00:56:22.000 We forgot something about the Kavanaugh thing.

00:56:25.000 I didn't label it properly.

00:56:27.000 Breitbart discovered that, remember we were talking about that thing, Arabella?

00:56:31.000 That weird $500 million fund, likely from Soros and other types like that, that is devoted to social justice.

00:56:38.000 And they spend it on things like encouraging priests to talk more about eco-environmentally friendly stuff than Jesus Christ.

00:56:48.000 There are saboteurs that are trying to wreck society.

00:56:51.000 And it turns out that fund was heavily involved in the smearing of Kavanaugh.

00:56:57.000 An organization that leads the protest movement against President Trump's judicial nominees and presents itself as grassroots is really part of the project of Arabella Advisors, a largely unknown, massively funded strategy company pushing the interests of wealthy leftist donors.

00:57:12.000 I would be remiss if I didn't get that in there.

00:57:14.000 And remember, my crazy theory that Jason Kessler's dad is the CEO, Eric Kessler.

00:57:23.000 It's not likely.

00:57:24.000 I got a mailbag about that.

00:57:26.000 It's not.

00:57:27.000 It's not.

00:57:28.000 Yep.

00:57:28.000 Poop.

00:57:29.000 That would have been such a scoop.

00:57:31.000 Such a scoop poop. 0.98

00:57:33.000 Now it's a poop scoop.

00:57:35.000 All right, we're running out of time.

00:57:36.000 So here's the last, we've been, we got, do you have Chadwick Moore on the line yet?

00:57:40.000 Oh, that's right, yes.

00:57:43.000 Something weird happened the other day.

00:57:45.000 Laura Loomer is suing Facebook.

00:57:47.000 They just threw out their case.

00:57:49.000 That's two cases thrown out that are similar to my SBLC thing.

00:57:52.000 Don't worry, I'll be appealing it if they throw it out.

00:57:56.000 And Facebook said, despite all this time saying, we're a publisher, we publish stuff.

00:58:04.000 Now they're saying, no, no, no, no, no, we're a platform.

00:58:06.000 We're not like a newspaper.

00:58:08.000 We're just a vessel, like Medium. 0.99

00:58:10.000 We're just a place.

00:58:11.000 We're just like a computer, really.

00:58:12.000 You type things on your computer, it appears on your screen.

00:58:15.000 Same with us.

00:58:16.000 You type things out, it appears on our thing.

00:58:17.000 So you can't sue us.

00:58:18.000 You have to sue the person that said the thing.

00:58:22.000 This is groundbreaking.

00:58:23.000 And I don't understand exactly why.

00:58:26.000 So Chadwick Moore is going to come on the show, if you can ring him up, and explain to us why this is a huge revelation.

00:58:36.000 So Chadwick, are you there?

00:58:46.000 Yes, I am, sir.

00:58:47.000 How are you?

00:58:48.000 I'm good.

00:58:49.000 I also have a low IQ, though.

00:58:51.000 And I know that this is big news, that Facebook was forced to concede in legal documents that they are a platform, but I don't know what that means.

00:59:01.000 Why is that such a big deal?

00:59:03.000 Well, they had to concede they're a publisher, actually.

00:59:06.000 And it's a big deal.

00:59:07.000 So this is a motion that Facebook filed in federal court to dismiss a law, a defamation lawsuit from Laura Loomer.

00:59:17.000 And so in the documents, it's a 20-page document.

00:59:20.000 It was released two days ago.

00:59:22.000 Facebook, it goes back and forth between calling itself a platform and a publisher.

00:59:27.000 What's interesting here is the publisher part of it.

00:59:30.000 So in the motion, which was dismissed, by the way, so the lawsuit will go forward.

00:59:36.000 But in the motion, Facebook mentions its editorial voice, its editorial mission.

00:59:40.000 It refers to itself as a platform on multiple occasions.

00:59:46.000 And why this is important is that the public face of Facebook is, we are a tech company, we're not a publisher.

00:59:53.000 Mark Zuckerberg said this before Congress.

00:59:56.000 Now, he wasn't under oath when he said this, which was interesting that Congress didn't make him go under oath as they've done with many conservatives who've testified when it comes to tech censorship.

01:00:09.000 But so he said, we are a tech company, we're not a publisher.

01:00:13.000 That's the public face of Facebook.

01:00:15.000 However, in private, they call themselves a publisher.

01:00:19.000 This isn't the first time they've done it.

01:00:21.000 A couple years ago, in another lawsuit from a tech startup, Facebook's defense was, we're a publisher.

01:00:28.000 Now, why?

01:00:29.000 But I don't get the difference.

01:00:30.000 What's the difference between a publisher and a platform?

01:00:33.000 And why is it relevant?

01:00:34.000 The difference is, and this is, if you are a platform, then you cannot be sued for libel and defamation because you are simply a platform to put things out there.

01:00:45.000 So, for example, Facebook claims to be a platform.

01:00:48.000 The New York Times, for example, is a publisher.

01:00:50.000 So if the SPLC goes on Facebook and says Gavin's a Nazi, Facebook can't be sued, but the SPLC can be.

01:01:00.000 Same with the New York Times, because Facebook is saying, hey, we're just the place for people to present their ideas.

01:01:06.000 We don't interfere.

01:01:07.000 Now, because they are designated a platform, they have special protections.

01:01:10.000 It's called, it's under section 230 of the Communications Decency Act, which says that these companies can't be sued for libel and defamation because they're just a conduit for other people's opinions.

01:01:23.000 The other people can be sued.

01:01:25.000 Now, if they were officially designated a publisher, that opens up the case for millions of lawsuits.

01:01:32.000 I mean, anytime anyone says something libelous or defamatory about you on these platforms, you could sue the platform because they would be having an editorial voice.

01:01:44.000 They're saying that they take responsibility for every single thing that goes up on their platform in the way that the New York Times would.

01:01:51.000 So, you know, you can easily sue the New York Times for defamation because they are completely responsible for everything that goes up.

01:01:58.000 Doesn't this make them immune?

01:02:00.000 Now that they're not a publisher and they're a platform, they're just a vessel, and that sort of makes them like a blob you can't grab.

01:02:07.000 They're just a gas now.

01:02:09.000 Right.

01:02:09.000 And honestly, that's what we want.

01:02:11.000 We want our social media companies to be neutral platforms.

01:02:14.000 Now, obviously, they aren't.

01:02:15.000 They do engage in editorial, but they don't publicly admit it, but they do admit it in these private civil suits.

01:02:24.000 And if you look at the, they even bring up section, brazenly in this 20-page motion, they even bring up section 230 and say, this protects us.

01:02:35.000 And they bring up section C of part C of section 230, which explicitly states that these companies have protections because they are not publishers.

01:02:45.000 They are not beholden to the same rule.

01:02:48.000 Now, in this motion, Facebook is using its biggest argument is its First Amendment rights.

01:02:53.000 Its First Amendment rights to call someone a dangerous individual, to say, we don't want to be associated with your brand.

01:03:01.000 So the number one problem people have with Facebook, violating the First Amendment, Facebook is using in its defense, but only a publisher could do that.

01:03:10.000 Facebook, if they are a completely neutral platform, really doesn't have free speech rights in the sense of the freedom of the press, the freedom to make editorial choices.

01:03:21.000 But I guess what confuses me here is this looks like a win for them because they get to behave like a publisher and control the news, control the narrative, censor conservatives.

01:03:31.000 Yet in the courts, they say, no, no, no, we're just a platform.

01:03:36.000 So this sounds like a win-win for them.

01:03:39.000 Right.

01:03:40.000 Well, they're having it both ways.

01:03:42.000 They are having it both ways, and nobody is challenging them.

01:03:46.000 It would take, I don't know what it would take.

01:03:48.000 It would probably take an act of Congress or rewriting the laws to clarify this.

01:03:53.000 But right now, they have complete freedom to say, oh, in this situation, when it benefits us, we're actually a publisher with First Amendment rights.

01:03:59.000 And in these other situations, no, no, no, we're not a publisher.

01:04:02.000 We're just a neutral platform that can't control these things and we aren't engaging in any kind of censorship.

01:04:08.000 So they're having it both ways, and nobody's calling them out on it.

01:04:13.000 They're just rubbing it in people's faces.

01:04:15.000 Okay, I get it now.

01:04:16.000 So we've caught them on a contradiction, but they're yet to be punished for it, and we don't know how they could be punished for it.

01:04:24.000 Right, because Congress isn't acting.

01:04:28.000 They would have to be designated in a completely different category.

01:04:30.000 They would have to lose Section 230 immunity.

01:04:33.000 I don't think that's ever going to happen, but these companies are way too powerful.

01:04:37.000 It would be the end of them.

01:04:39.000 But they're getting away with loads of shenanigans, and they don't care.

01:04:44.000 You know, there are people in Congress who are saying that they're working on this or that.

01:04:50.000 Personally, I think that one of the best options is something that's going through Florida right now.

01:04:56.000 A lawmaker proposed that basically we're just doing a state-by-state basis, sort of the way that gay marriage happened.

01:05:02.000 One state decides to take action, one conservative red state, and basically says, you know what, if you ban, every time you ban someone for constitutionally protected speech, we're going to fine you $70,000.

01:05:14.000 So, and someone in Florida is trying to do that.

01:05:17.000 And I think, you know, if one state has the balls to do it and other red states pick up, then you've suddenly got a political moment, the same way you did with gay marriage. 0.59

01:05:25.000 Nobody wanted to touch gay marriage. 1.00

01:05:27.000 It happened by an activist court in Massachusetts, but it created a political moment for them to proceed to the Supreme Court.

01:05:34.000 Otherwise, I think that seems like the best way to counteract this, but that could take 10 years.

01:05:40.000 Yeah, well, it sounds like when King Henry VIII wanted to get divorced, and it was against the church, so he just invented a new church where you can get divorced.

01:05:49.000 And we're sitting here catching King Henry VIII change the entire system.

01:05:54.000 The question is, will he be punished for it, or will he be able to just keep divorcing broads who don't give him boys? 0.99

01:06:00.000 Right, exactly.

01:06:01.000 That's the big question.

01:06:03.000 Are they going to keep getting away with it?

01:06:05.000 Who knows?

01:06:06.000 Wow, very edifying.

01:06:08.000 Chadwick, thanks for coming on the show.

01:06:09.000 Yeah, my pleasure.

01:06:10.000 Thank you.

01:06:20.000 You should show Chadwick's tweet.

01:06:23.000 It's at the bottom of the notes.

01:06:26.000 We should have shown that before we started.

01:06:28.000 Oh, poops.

01:06:29.000 This is very off-the-cuff.

01:06:30.000 This is more like radio than TV.

01:06:32.000 This is more Howard Stern than Tucker Carlson.

01:06:34.000 Yeah.

01:06:35.000 They admitted in a federal document they are indeed a publisher.

01:06:39.000 Now, when you see that, you go, oh, good.

01:06:41.000 Now we can really see them.

01:06:42.000 King Henry VIII, my friends.

01:06:44.000 You're going up against a big...

01:06:49.000 They, on paper, are worth about $500 million.

01:06:52.000 I think they're worth a billion.

01:06:53.000 They've made it clear they're immoral, and they made it clear they have offshore accounts.

01:06:57.000 Why be honest?

01:06:58.000 They go, they have 450 million here and about 100 million offshore accounts.

01:07:02.000 Why would we trust them to be honest about their offshore accounts?

01:07:06.000 It's like that guy who wanted to blackmail me for masturbating where he says, once you send me the Bitcoin, I will delete the videos.

01:07:12.000 I promise.

01:07:14.000 Meanwhile, by the way, if I don't masturbate, I don't watch porn.

01:07:18.000 But if one was, isn't it just your face?

01:07:24.000 Oh, yeah, you don't like you present your data.

01:07:26.000 I'm going to send it to all your friends.

01:07:28.000 So aren't all my contacts just going to see a face going, right?

01:07:36.000 Yeah, it's not a big deal.

01:07:37.000 Right?

01:07:38.000 But if this is what it looks like, they also show what you're whacking to.

01:07:43.000 And they see this.

01:07:45.000 You're like, oh, that's really terrible.

01:07:46.000 Naked women in bikinis. 1.00

01:07:48.000 But it's just not naked if you're in bikinis. 0.99

01:07:49.000 But you froze on there for 30 seconds.

01:07:51.000 They're like, what the fuck?

01:07:54.000 All right.

01:07:54.000 Let's wrap it up.

01:07:56.000 Let's do the mailbag.

01:07:58.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:08:02.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:08:08.000 Let me touch it.

01:08:12.000 So a letter from Hugh.

01:08:16.000 He's got three points, which is a pet peeve of mine.

01:08:20.000 A lot of points.

01:08:21.000 Too many points.

01:08:22.000 You get one point.

01:08:22.000 What are your triangle?

01:08:24.000 How the fuck can you not understand that 100% of callers into your show have a four to five second delay?

01:08:29.000 It's infuriating.

01:08:31.000 If you say something and then go silent for a second, you can't then jump back in because the caller will have started to respond.

01:08:38.000 And now you're talking over each other in snippets of partial statements.

01:08:41.000 Shut the fuck up until the caller responds. 1.00

01:08:45.000 Or don't leave silence gaps.

01:08:46.000 Or fucking stab Ryan every time he fails to cut off the callers after they've asked their questions.

01:08:52.000 That is a valid criticism.

01:08:54.000 Yeah, you have to plow through.

01:08:56.000 Because by the time they hear your interruption, then they stop.

01:09:00.000 You start.

01:09:00.000 I have to say, hey, caller, how you doing?

01:09:04.000 And just sit there in the darkness.

01:09:06.000 Maybe I'll do a funny dance.

01:09:08.000 You know, the delays?

01:09:08.000 Hey, am I on the air?

01:09:10.000 Delays have been better.

01:09:11.000 The delays.

01:09:11.000 Yeah, they have been.

01:09:12.000 Yeah.

01:09:14.000 I thought the last Colin show, There's Another Tomorrow, went Pritz good.

01:09:18.000 Yeah, tote's good, Pritz good, basically.

01:09:21.000 Frankly.

01:09:22.000 Point number two from Hugh.

01:09:23.000 This is like when you do a talk and they go, what's going on?

01:09:27.000 They talk about themselves.

01:09:28.000 Hey, what's going on?

01:09:28.000 My name is Gavin.

01:09:29.000 I lived in New York for about 20 years.

01:09:31.000 Came here from Montreal.

01:09:32.000 I was originally born in England.

01:09:34.000 But my formative years were really in Montreal, I guess.

01:09:38.000 So I'm not French, though.

01:09:39.000 I speak a little, obviously with an accent.

01:09:42.000 That's nice.

01:09:44.000 My question is in two parts, with two sort of subparts within those two parts.

01:09:50.000 First of all, you came here from more of a metric system.

01:09:55.000 Now you're using Imperial.

01:09:56.000 How does that make you feel?

01:09:58.000 Will you be using it again?

01:09:59.000 And do you miss using Metric in the past?

01:10:02.000 My second, oh, geez.

01:10:04.000 Point of personal privilege.

01:10:08.000 Thank you.

01:10:09.000 Just like, hey, when you did the movie Husbands and Wives, do you think that it didn't get any attention because of that controversy with you screwing your Asian stepdaughter, Woody Allen?

01:10:21.000 And then I'm out.

01:10:23.000 It's like New York.

01:10:24.000 I love bums in New York.

01:10:26.000 They're just like, can I have money?

01:10:27.000 Nope.

01:10:28.000 Every other city, it's like, hey, man, I'm trying to get a bus to Chicago, but I need like four more bucks for my ticket.

01:10:35.000 Shut the fuck up, liar. 0.99

01:10:37.000 And you'll notice in New York, too, if you want directions or something, or is that the Freedom Tower?

01:10:42.000 You can't go, hey, excuse me, I'm just fit.

01:10:43.000 No, no, no, no.

01:10:45.000 What's the Freedom Tower?

01:10:45.000 Is that the Freedom Tower?

01:10:46.000 Yeah.

01:10:47.000 Like, yep.

01:10:47.000 Or just go, which way's North?

01:10:49.000 That's so true.

01:10:50.000 That's North.

01:10:51.000 I actually have a compass on my phone now.

01:10:54.000 My sense of direction would give you nightmares.

01:10:56.000 I can be walking in New York City where I've lived for 20 years and you think I'm walking north.

01:11:01.000 And then I'll look at my phone and go, what the fuck?

01:11:03.000 I've been going the wrong way this whole time.

01:11:05.000 And then I'll go, whoa.

01:11:07.000 And then like inception, the entire city goes, and north becomes south and south becomes north.

01:11:18.000 And you're where you need to be.

01:11:20.000 Especially without the twin towers to find my way.

01:11:23.000 It's like New York lost its two front teeth.

01:11:25.000 Oh, gosh.

01:11:26.000 That's what I heard an anchorman say on September 12th.

01:11:30.000 A little more severe than losing your front teeth.

01:11:33.000 Number two, Ryan.

01:11:35.000 Sorry, Ryan.

01:11:36.000 Okay.

01:11:37.000 Ryan hasn't figured out very shit by now.

01:11:39.000 This means he will likely never figure out said shit.

01:11:42.000 Not sure why you used a semicolon there, Grammar Nazi. 0.93

01:11:45.000 Semicolons, you basically never need them.

01:11:48.000 You being constantly surprised or even just annoyed by his incompetence is you doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

01:11:56.000 Learn from his repeated mistakes.

01:11:58.000 Well, I'd like to think I am constructive with my rage, and I say things like, don't guess, no soundboard, and don't contribute something to the conversation unless you're positive it's true, which is sort of like the first one, I guess.

01:12:12.000 Yeah, I think they only hear loud, and they're not programmed to get a morsel of truth.

01:12:21.000 You can show your t-shirt to the big camera.

01:12:23.000 I love this shirt.

01:12:26.000 You know what I love about this shirt is DNC whiners see it and initially it clicks a bell and they go, oh, cool, you're one of us.

01:12:34.000 And you go, no, no, no.

01:12:35.000 Hate has no home here, has no home here.

01:12:39.000 It doesn't mean I like hate.

01:12:41.000 It means I reject your silly narrative.

01:12:44.000 And MAGA people would think that you're wearing it ironically.

01:12:47.000 If they know you.

01:12:48.000 It's sort of like that woman who said, can you not wear a red hat with any writing on it?

01:12:52.000 Because it triggers me.

01:12:53.000 Right.

01:12:55.000 And she's the one who wrote a book.

01:12:56.000 Remember we talked about her?

01:12:58.000 That's winning all these awards.

01:12:59.000 And it's about a guy who's an art dealer in the 80s, and all his friends are dying of AIDS.

01:13:08.000 This is number three.

01:13:09.000 As good as you are with grammar, you always get these wrong.

01:13:13.000 Bring versus take.

01:13:15.000 You bring things from elsewhere to here, while you take things from here to elsewhere.

01:13:22.000 For example, you don't bring things to the park, you take them to the park.

01:13:26.000 I don't think I knew that.

01:13:29.000 But thank you for that.

01:13:30.000 That's what he brought to the table.

01:13:31.000 I've heard that before, though.

01:13:34.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

01:13:34.000 I think the mistake is...

01:13:38.000 I guess he took it to the table, but from your perspective, he's bringing it to the table.

01:13:42.000 Oh, I see.

01:13:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess.

01:13:43.000 Different than is wrong 99% of the time.

01:13:46.000 Different isn't quantitative, like more or less.

01:13:49.000 Example, oranges aren't different than apples.

01:13:53.000 Oranges are different from apples.

01:13:56.000 I didn't know that either.

01:13:57.000 Thank you.

01:13:58.000 You see, this is why I like not being mentally obese, because when I'm confronted with data that contradicts my beliefs, I change my mind and I learn.

01:14:09.000 This person has insulted me and made me better.

01:14:13.000 That's the beauty of conflict.

01:14:17.000 All right, we're out of time.

01:14:19.000 Thanks, Brad.

01:14:21.000 Oh, shit.

01:14:22.000 What?

01:14:23.000 Did I have a fucking haircut?

01:14:25.000 Crud.

01:14:26.000 Dang it.

01:14:27.000 Crud, crud, crud, crud, crud.

01:14:29.000 Let's play the final video, which is...

01:14:36.000 It's Marvin's Gay Son.

01:14:37.000 Oh, yeah.

01:14:38.000 This is Marvin Gay's son.

01:14:40.000 Oh, Marvin Gaye's son.

01:14:41.000 Yeah, he's definitely not gay.

01:14:42.000 That's the problem, actually.

01:14:45.000 Shoot, if I got my barber's bad books, my life is over.

01:14:48.000 Fudge, dude.

01:14:50.000 Did you comment?

01:14:52.000 Did you?

01:14:54.000 I'm hitting the vid.

01:15:14.000 She looked at his ass? 1.00

01:15:16.000 Yeah, she wants to grab it.

01:15:18.000 She wants to smooch it. 0.81

01:15:20.000 Look at the kind of woman he went to.

01:15:22.000 And the type of drink he whores. 1.00

01:15:24.000 And Jerry Hantric whores. 1.00

01:15:27.000 What the fuck?

01:15:28.000 He has a water bottle and a pink drink.

01:15:32.000 He's got ice in it.

01:15:33.000 I have to stay hydrated.

01:15:34.000 He's got ice in some sort of martini or are those bubbles?

01:15:37.000 I think absurd.

01:15:39.000 Should I just give you a water bottle and sit?

01:15:41.000 We're at a restaurant.

01:15:41.000 No.

01:15:42.000 Pour me water.

01:15:44.000 Don't bring me a water bottle.

01:15:45.000 What is this, a video?

01:15:48.000 What are we on a set?

01:15:49.000 Look at her.

01:15:52.000 What's the matter?

01:15:56.000 Oh, she's getting in a fight with that guy. 0.52

01:15:58.000 I like she has a diamond tie on.

01:16:03.000 Whoa.

01:16:07.000 Marvin Gaye.

01:16:08.000 I bet he's glad he's dead right now.

01:16:12.000 Marvin Gaye was shot by his father.

01:16:14.000 It's too bad that Marvin Gaye isn't alive to kill his son.

01:16:17.000 Rerome.

01:16:18.000 What is with your hat?

01:16:20.000 Are you a Nickelodeon cartoon?

01:16:23.000 His quality here is unbelievably bad.

01:16:26.000 That TV also sucks.

01:16:29.000 Look how corny she is, too. 1.00

01:16:31.000 This is like a 12-year-old's fantasy.

01:16:36.000 Oh my God.

01:16:37.000 I love that stylist in this video.

01:16:40.000 Hey, I'm rich, by the way.

01:16:41.000 I might be completely useless at everything, but I am rich.

01:16:44.000 My dad was smart and gay.

01:16:47.000 All right, that's enough.

01:16:48.000 Crazy town.

01:16:50.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 18, 2019

S02E61 - SPOOKY

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