Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 14, 2019


S02E71 - INTRODUCING LARRY


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On today's episode of Get Off My Lawn, Gavin talks about Columbus Day and the Battle of White Plains. He also talks about his mother and what he would do with $100,000 if he won the lottery.

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00:00:11.000 Knights in White Saturn.
00:00:13.000 Oh, live from New York.
00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
00:00:21.000 Letters are written.
00:00:24.000 All right.
00:00:25.000 Never meaning to send.
00:00:30.000 Beauty at all.
00:00:32.000 All right, ready?
00:00:34.000 All right, ready?
00:00:37.000 Hi, I'm Gary filling in for Kevin McGinnis.
00:00:44.000 Welcome to an extra special Columbus Day episode and month of October special.
00:00:54.000 Columbus was very famous for the three ships Anina Pinta Santa Maria coming over to discover America, which was a great thing.
00:01:06.000 And he was well known all these years for that and celebrated on October 13th of every year.
00:01:18.000 Also, I would like to talk about October 28th, 1776.
00:01:26.000 That was the Battle of White Plains.
00:01:29.000 They had three battles in White Plains.
00:01:33.000 They had Miller Hill, Battle Hill, and Merritt Hill.
00:01:39.000 Now, Merritt Hill is in East White Plains, West Terrace, the Civil Lake area of White Plains.
00:01:50.000 And I used to go in the 1960s to see the reenactment of the Battle of the White Plains, which was very good.
00:01:59.000 And my cousin Janet used to take a lot of color pictures of the red coats and the blue coats.
00:02:07.000 And it was very interesting.
00:02:10.000 But after a while, they didn't do it anymore.
00:02:13.000 They probably did it up until the 70s, and then they stopped it for some reason.
00:02:19.000 And now it's grown out, the shrubbery's up and everything on Merritt Hill.
00:02:26.000 But you could see it.
00:02:29.000 It's fenced off.
00:02:31.000 But from the road on Lake Street, you could see it, Merritt Hill.
00:02:37.000 It's going up towards the West County Airport.
00:02:42.000 It's going on the left side, you'll see it going up on Lake Street, just a little past the center of West Taras and Silver Lake.
00:02:57.000 And also, I'd like to talk about my mother.
00:03:00.000 My mother's name is Rose Annie.
00:03:05.000 And my name, of course, Carrie Annie after my mother, after my father.
00:03:10.000 But my mother lives in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
00:03:16.000 About a year ago, she broke her hip.
00:03:19.000 She's 89 years old now.
00:03:21.000 She was 88 then when she broke her hip.
00:03:25.000 And when she broke her hip, they replaced the hip and then they had to remove it because of infection. 0.99
00:03:34.000 They had to remove the hip. 0.99
00:03:36.000 And unfortunately and very sadly, she is unable to walk now for almost a year.
00:03:47.000 She has a woman that's younger, my age, a little older than me, one year older than me. 0.91
00:03:55.000 Her name is Beverly.
00:03:57.000 She takes care of all of mom's personal business. 0.99
00:04:02.000 And she recently sold mom's car because mom might never be able to walk again at 89 and she's moving on in age.
00:04:12.000 She might not ever be able to walk again.
00:04:14.000 And of course, she won't be able to drive.
00:04:17.000 But the house, the townhouse that mom has in Myrtle Beach is still there and might not be sold for a while or might not even be sold.
00:04:30.000 I really don't know.
00:04:32.000 But it was me and my sister, Louise.
00:04:36.000 Louise passed away five years ago of cancer.
00:04:42.000 And I am the sole inheritor if anything happens to mom.
00:04:49.000 And I get everything.
00:04:51.000 And recently, my uncle passed away.
00:04:54.000 My uncle Rudy, my father's brother, he was two years older than my father.
00:05:01.000 As of September 15th this year, he would have been 93, but he never made it.
00:05:06.000 About three and a half months ago, he passed away four months ago.
00:05:11.000 And mom tells me she thinks I'm in his will.
00:05:15.000 So I have to go up to see a woman, Barbara Borowski, who took care of Uncle Rudy's or Uncle Rudy's personal business and see if I'm in the will.
00:05:31.000 And I'll do that as soon as I can.
00:05:34.000 Now, she inherited the house from her father, so I think I know where she lives, and I have to go up there.
00:05:40.000 That also was in Silver Lake West Harris.
00:05:45.000 How long have I been talking about that?
00:05:46.000 Well, can I ask?
00:05:47.000 What would you do with that?
00:05:48.000 Let's say you got...
00:05:51.000 $100,000.
00:05:52.000 What would you do with $100,000?
00:05:54.000 I would go into Myrtle Beach and buy a condominium.
00:05:58.000 Okay, nice.
00:05:59.000 Yeah.
00:06:00.000 Like some oceanside property?
00:06:03.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:06:05.000 Oh, no.
00:06:07.000 No.
00:06:07.000 It's nice down there, right?
00:06:08.000 I mean, it's beautiful down there.
00:06:10.000 You ever been there?
00:06:10.000 Myrtle Beach, of course.
00:06:13.000 Yeah, right.
00:06:14.000 All right, so how long are they talking about?
00:06:15.000 12 minutes?
00:06:17.000 That's been about seven minutes.
00:06:19.000 Seven minutes?
00:06:20.000 But this is good stuff.
00:06:20.000 Yep.
00:06:21.000 I mean, you know.
00:06:23.000 What about your upbringing?
00:06:23.000 Like, where did you go?
00:06:25.000 Yes, I was born in White Plains Hospital on September 25th, 1951.
00:06:35.000 And that's the year color TV came out.
00:06:38.000 Wow, nice.
00:06:39.000 But they had to take color TV off the market for three years because they couldn't get a good black and white signal.
00:06:47.000 They brought it back in 1954, and back then it was pretty much perfected.
00:06:53.000 I seen the first color TV in 1959.
00:06:56.000 My uncle had it.
00:06:58.000 He bought one, a Dumont or an RCA.
00:07:01.000 I think it was an RCA, though.
00:07:04.000 And I watched for the first time color, and I seen in color the price is right.
00:07:12.000 And I think it might have been Bob Barker back then, too, but I'm not really sure.
00:07:17.000 I can't remember long back then, you know, that far back.
00:07:21.000 It looks something like this, right?
00:07:22.000 What?
00:07:23.000 These TVs here, you see that?
00:07:23.000 Let's see.
00:07:25.000 I'd say.
00:07:26.000 Let's see.
00:07:30.000 No, it was around two.
00:07:32.000 This one right here.
00:07:33.000 It's around two.
00:07:34.000 Oh, there we go.
00:07:35.000 Take a round two.
00:07:36.000 Around two.
00:07:37.000 Oh, yeah, take a seat.
00:07:38.000 You know what?
00:07:38.000 I'll put the TV there so you can see this thing.
00:07:41.000 Right there.
00:07:41.000 Okay, great.
00:07:42.000 Yeah, but take a seat because the microphone over there, otherwise we can't hear you.
00:07:45.000 Okay.
00:07:46.000 So what else?
00:07:49.000 So you got that Color Tube TV.
00:07:51.000 Yeah.
00:07:52.000 In 1961.
00:07:54.000 And that year, 1961, when they had Color TV started, baseball that year was, believe it or not, in Color.
00:08:04.000 What's your team?
00:08:05.000 Oh, I don't know.
00:08:06.000 Oh, you're not a fan of baseball?
00:08:08.000 No.
00:08:09.000 I wasn't born.
00:08:11.000 How about now, though?
00:08:12.000 Color TV might have come out before I was born or after I was born or around when I was born.
00:08:19.000 Sure.
00:08:19.000 But I was born, like I said, in White Plains Hospital.
00:08:26.000 September 25th just recently passed.
00:08:30.000 I just turned 68 years old.
00:08:33.000 Oh, happy birthday.
00:08:34.000 That's right.
00:08:34.000 Yeah, 68.
00:08:36.000 Yeah.
00:08:37.000 15 minutes now?
00:08:39.000 It's about nine minutes now.
00:08:40.000 So I just want to ask you, though.
00:08:41.000 So after that, did you go to White Plains High School?
00:08:46.000 Yes, I did.
00:08:47.000 Gotcha.
00:08:48.000 So I went to Underhill Elementary School in Silver Lake.
00:08:56.000 Then I went to in Silver Lake to Samuel Preston Junior High School and to the ninth grade.
00:09:10.000 And fortunately and very luckily, I was on the honor roll all year in the eighth grade.
00:09:20.000 I was a BB plus student all year and I did very well.
00:09:26.000 Unfortunately, I got sick and came down with depression in the ninth grade and I didn't do well, just really passed.
00:09:38.000 And I didn't do well in the 10th grade, so I had to leave school because of the very severe depression that I came down with.
00:09:51.000 In fact, some years later, 1972, August 16th, 1972, I had to be hospitalized.
00:10:02.000 Well, I didn't have to be, but I was hospitalized because of depression and spent a year or four months in the hospital in White Plains, New York Hospital on Bloomingdale Road, White Plains.
00:10:18.000 I worked at that time, like I said, for the post office, which I retired, disability retirement from the post office I get now.
00:10:27.000 And I was in the post office from 1970 until my disability retirement, November 75, 1975.
00:10:39.000 And yeah, I did very well in the post office.
00:10:46.000 I was a letter sorter by hand.
00:10:49.000 They did at that time, back then, 1971, come out with LSMs, leather sorting machines, but I never really got to use them.
00:11:02.000 I was all by hand.
00:11:04.000 And it was all priority mail incoming Westchester County that I used to sort the mail to.
00:11:13.000 Yeah, I enjoyed that.
00:11:15.000 I enjoyed my work, but unfortunately, because of my severe depression and my hospitalization, I had to leave.
00:11:28.000 And the superintendent of mails suggested that I go on disability retirement, and that's what I did.
00:11:36.000 So I'm getting disability retirement money now for over 45 years.
00:11:41.000 Wow.
00:11:41.000 Do you think that working at the post office made you depressed, or was that something completely different?
00:11:48.000 Do you think there was a cause for it or was it kind of a medical?
00:11:51.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:11:52.000 Just one of those things that happened.
00:11:55.000 Yeah.
00:11:56.000 Gotcha.
00:11:57.000 And after the post office, some years later, I became a plumber's helper.
00:12:04.000 And I worked for Sal Galasso, his plumbing business, about 1984 to like 1988, 89.
00:12:21.000 And believe it or not, Sal Galaso lived in Silver Lake.
00:12:26.000 And believe it or not, this is something that's very interesting.
00:12:33.000 His uncle, his mother's brother was Lucky Luciano, the mobster.
00:12:38.000 Oh, I've heard of Lucky Luciano, yeah.
00:12:40.000 Yeah, that was her.
00:12:43.000 Sal Galasso's uncle was, and he said the Lucky Luciano is called Lucky because he never really got caught.
00:12:54.000 But suddenly in Rome Airport, I think he had a heart attack, eventually had a heart attack and passed away, died.
00:13:04.000 And I don't know how old he was, I don't remember, but I know there are books on him.
00:13:12.000 And I did have a book one time, and I gave it to Sal Galasso's sister, and she said, Eh, we really don't appreciate this.
00:13:24.000 But anyway, I guess because he was a mobster.
00:13:27.000 But she says, I know all about the book, she says.
00:13:31.000 She says, some of it's true, some of it, you know, isn't.
00:13:35.000 Yeah.
00:13:36.000 No.
00:13:37.000 A little boosted up to me.
00:13:41.000 And now it's my living on my mother's side is my Uncle Johnny and my mother.
00:13:48.000 They're the two left.
00:13:50.000 Uncle Johnny lives in Armonk on Faraway Road off of the main drag there.
00:14:00.000 You ever see the family members?
00:14:03.000 You ever see the family members?
00:14:04.000 When's the last time you got to see them?
00:14:05.000 Well, I haven't seen Uncle Johnny in some years.
00:14:10.000 But, well, he's, unfortunately, my Aunt Marianne, Uncle Johnny's wife, is suffering from Alzheimer's, and he has a rough time, you know, taking care of her.
00:14:24.000 But he's managing, and she, well, she'll never get really better.
00:14:29.000 But she's hanging in there, you know.
00:14:32.000 Yeah.
00:14:34.000 How do you feel nowadays, though?
00:14:35.000 Because you went through that depression thing, but nowadays you feel like a little better?
00:14:40.000 Oh, I take medication.
00:14:43.000 Okay, gotcha.
00:14:44.000 I take medication for depression.
00:14:46.000 Depression.
00:14:47.000 And it makes you feel better, and you're fine with that?
00:14:49.000 Yes.
00:14:50.000 What do you like to eat?
00:14:50.000 What are some of the things that you like to eat?
00:14:57.000 Yeah.
00:14:57.000 I like lasagna.
00:14:59.000 Lasagna is really good.
00:15:00.000 I like meatballs.
00:15:02.000 Yeah, they're good.
00:15:03.000 And my suggestion is go to Augie's for meatballs.
00:15:07.000 They give you six nice-sized meatballs for $9 in change, which isn't bad.
00:15:14.000 And you can get a wedge, a meatball wedge, during lunch.
00:15:21.000 But other than that, during the day, they just give it in a bowl of meatballs.
00:15:28.000 When you were a kid, what did you used to do for fun?
00:15:30.000 Did you have any friends that you would go play?
00:15:32.000 Well, we had the park.
00:15:33.000 Yeah.
00:15:34.000 Did you play sports?
00:15:36.000 No, no, no, no.
00:15:37.000 We had the park, and we used to go to the movies at the park on Wednesday nights.
00:15:47.000 What's your favorite movie?
00:15:49.000 Well, I really have no favorite movie.
00:15:53.000 I'm not a moviegoer, really.
00:15:54.000 Oh, I see.
00:15:55.000 Gotcha.
00:15:56.000 And then on Thursday nights, they used to have the dances.
00:16:00.000 They used to have the dances.
00:16:01.000 And sometimes they bring in a band, you know.
00:16:05.000 But back then, it was like violins and so on.
00:16:10.000 It was different music back then.
00:16:13.000 But anyway, that was very interesting.
00:16:18.000 And when you go into the movies on Wednesday nights, all you do is bring a you had to bring a blanket to sit on the bleacher.
00:16:29.000 On the ground.
00:16:29.000 Oh, on the ground, okay.
00:16:30.000 Yeah.
00:16:31.000 Because it's a park, yeah.
00:16:32.000 Yeah, and then bring a bag of potato chips, which we always brought.
00:16:38.000 And that's about it.
00:16:39.000 Maybe a drink, and that's about it.
00:16:42.000 And I have another uncle on my father's side.
00:16:52.000 Artie is named.
00:16:55.000 Artie.
00:16:56.000 Yeah, but I haven't seen him in many years.
00:16:59.000 And I heard he lives up in Carmel, New York, but I don't know.
00:17:03.000 And he has two daughters and a younger son.
00:17:10.000 He's named after my middle name, Stephen.
00:17:14.000 And Stephen is an attorney in North Carolina, and he's over 45 now.
00:17:24.000 I don't know exactly.
00:17:25.000 Well, he was born in December 72, so he's over 45 now.
00:17:31.000 And so you ever, you've been to Myrtle Beach, right?
00:17:35.000 Oh, many times to see my mother.
00:17:37.000 What are some other places?
00:17:38.000 Have you ever traveled around the country or have you ever left the country?
00:17:42.000 I've never been to Indiana.
00:17:43.000 I had an aunt that lived there. 0.94
00:17:45.000 Cool.
00:17:45.000 Indiana?
00:17:46.000 South Bend.
00:17:47.000 South Bend, Indiana?
00:17:49.000 Which is where Notre Dame College is.
00:17:52.000 Oh, that's right.
00:17:52.000 Yes.
00:17:53.000 Have you ever been to California?
00:17:55.000 No.
00:17:56.000 Have you ever been to Florida, yes.
00:17:58.000 Florida, yeah.
00:17:59.000 Yes.
00:17:59.000 Once.
00:18:00.000 How about anywhere else on the East Coast?
00:18:02.000 Have you ever been to Vegas?
00:18:04.000 No.
00:18:05.000 What other states have you been to?
00:18:07.000 Well, Atlantic City.
00:18:09.000 Atlantic City.
00:18:11.000 You ever gambled down there?
00:18:13.000 Yeah, but very little gambling.
00:18:14.000 I used to go to Atlantic City basically for the shows, the shows that they had there.
00:18:21.000 And I see many people in Atlantic City.
00:18:24.000 I seen Dion of Dion and the Belmonts.
00:18:29.000 I've seen Temptations.
00:18:33.000 I've seen Rich Little do impersonations.
00:18:36.000 Oh, yeah.
00:18:37.000 What's your favorite impersonation that he did?
00:18:38.000 I remember Rich Little.
00:18:40.000 Oh, he did a lot of them.
00:18:41.000 He did Richard Nixon.
00:18:43.000 He did John Carson.
00:18:46.000 Johnny Carson.
00:18:46.000 Richard Nixon.
00:18:48.000 Yeah.
00:18:49.000 I'm Not a Crook.
00:18:50.000 Yeah, right.
00:18:52.000 And he did Jack Nicholson, too, remember?
00:18:54.000 Oh, I didn't know that.
00:18:55.000 Yeah, he put the hair back like this.
00:18:57.000 What are you looking at?
00:18:58.000 Jonathan Belmont?
00:18:59.000 Yep.
00:19:00.000 You did?
00:19:00.000 You did look at it?
00:19:02.000 Let's see.
00:19:02.000 Let's see.
00:19:03.000 Yeah.
00:19:05.000 All right, yeah.
00:19:06.000 There's Dion on the right.
00:19:10.000 Second from right. 0.67
00:19:11.000 Second from the right. 0.94
00:19:13.000 I think that's him.
00:19:15.000 I think.
00:19:17.000 This is like the Jonas brothers in the 1950s, right?
00:19:20.000 Yes.
00:19:21.000 Yes.
00:19:23.000 Yeah, that's Dion right there.
00:19:25.000 Mexican man, eh? 0.54
00:19:27.000 Good with the man.
00:19:28.000 Pretty good stuff.
00:19:30.000 Yeah, pretty good.
00:19:31.000 what else do you want to know?
00:19:33.000 About 20 minutes, right?
00:19:35.000 Yeah, we're about at 20.
00:19:37.000 Actually, yeah.
00:19:38.000 20 minutes, 40 seconds.
00:19:40.000 So we got 10 more minutes.
00:19:41.000 Why don't we try to go into what are some good memories that you had from back in the day?
00:19:48.000 Well, I had to hang out with my cousin Kenny, which lived in my grandfather's house in the attic.
00:19:59.000 And I used to stay over, and we used to get along well.
00:20:03.000 And we have some arguments and fights.
00:20:06.000 And I bit his finger one time, and it blew up.
00:20:10.000 Oh, my God.
00:20:11.000 And my aunt said, you guys got to get along together now.
00:20:16.000 How old were you then?
00:20:17.000 Finger biting and stuff.
00:20:18.000 I'm going to be about 10, 11.
00:20:20.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:20:21.000 Who hasn't bit somebody's finger at 10?
00:20:25.000 Do you believe in ghosts?
00:20:27.000 No, but I believe in God.
00:20:28.000 I believe in God too, Gary.
00:20:30.000 And I'm Roman Catholic.
00:20:35.000 Do you ever pray to God?
00:20:37.000 Do you ever pray?
00:20:38.000 Oh, sure.
00:20:39.000 Nice.
00:20:43.000 For years, I've been seeing once in a while a priest up at Marino, New York, which is just north of Austin.
00:20:52.000 I've done that.
00:20:55.000 And I got to, in fact, that reminds me I got to call Father Moran very soon and tell him I'd like to see him on a Saturday because my friend works Monday through Friday.
00:21:08.000 And I have no car now.
00:21:10.000 That's one thing.
00:21:11.000 I don't have a car anymore.
00:21:13.000 My license was suspended.
00:21:16.000 It's a long mishap what happened, but I hope to get my license back not long from now.
00:21:24.000 Yeah.
00:21:25.000 What kind of car do you have?
00:21:27.000 I had a Honda Civic.
00:21:29.000 Those are reliable.
00:21:30.000 Those will last you a lifetime, right?
00:21:32.000 A 2001, a 2002 CIBIC.
00:21:36.000 Yeah, what else?
00:21:39.000 Those are good on gas?
00:21:40.000 Yes, really good.
00:21:42.000 The parts are cheap?
00:21:43.000 Yes.
00:21:44.000 Well, I don't know about that, but.
00:21:46.000 Well, yeah, I mean, you know.
00:21:47.000 Yeah.
00:21:48.000 But, all right, so you had that.
00:21:50.000 What other cars did you have in your past, though?
00:21:53.000 Do you ever have something real nice?
00:21:54.000 My first car my mother bought me just before I got my license.
00:21:58.000 She bought me the car.
00:22:00.000 It was the 1969 Pontiac Le Mans.
00:22:05.000 1969 Pontiac Le Mans.
00:22:08.000 Take a look at it.
00:22:10.000 Le Mans.
00:22:15.000 Wow, that's looking nice, man.
00:22:17.000 That's a nice car.
00:22:19.000 You like that?
00:22:20.000 It almost looks like a muscle car, almost like a GTO.
00:22:25.000 I don't like it.
00:22:27.000 No?
00:22:27.000 No.
00:22:28.000 I don't look like it.
00:22:30.000 It says right here, 1969 Ponty like the Mans.
00:22:35.000 Yeah.
00:22:35.000 That looks like a nice car.
00:22:36.000 It almost looks like a, you know, not too different from a GTO.
00:22:40.000 You can tell the back of it.
00:22:42.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:22:43.000 There it is, yeah.
00:22:44.000 Got that smooth kind of back.
00:22:45.000 What else?
00:22:46.000 What else do you want?
00:22:47.000 Oh, just, if you don't mind sitting back at the desk just so you can get your microphone.
00:22:51.000 What else?
00:22:52.000 So, um.
00:22:53.000 Remember the Fons? 0.97
00:22:56.000 Yeah.
00:22:57.000 Was that big back then?
00:22:58.000 By the way, in the Fons happy days, Potsy Weber, Anson Williams, was born on the same day I was.
00:23:09.000 Really?
00:23:10.000 September 25th.
00:23:13.000 It might be there on.
00:23:14.000 1951?
00:23:16.000 No.
00:23:16.000 Over 1950?
00:23:17.000 No.
00:23:18.000 He was born September 25th.
00:23:22.000 Oh, I don't know what year.
00:23:23.000 Gotcha.
00:23:24.000 Also on September 25th was Barbara Walters and Christopher Reeves, the Superman.
00:23:36.000 Yes.
00:23:36.000 The 25th of September.
00:23:38.000 The most famous man to ever grace a wheelchair.
00:23:43.000 Is that what they say?
00:23:44.000 I think so.
00:23:45.000 All right.
00:23:46.000 What else?
00:23:46.000 Well, you got Stephen Hawking.
00:23:47.000 Well, I got 25 minutes, all right?
00:23:49.000 Yeah.
00:23:51.000 Five minutes, and then I go.
00:23:52.000 Do you want to hear my Barbara Walters impression?
00:23:56.000 What about Barbara Walters?
00:23:58.000 This is my impression of Barbara Walters.
00:24:01.000 Hello, I'm Barbara Walters.
00:24:06.000 All right, what else?
00:24:07.000 What else?
00:24:08.000 I can do some other impressions.
00:24:09.000 Just kind of, I mean, because...
00:24:12.000 You got an impression, please?
00:24:14.000 Yes.
00:24:17.000 Dracula, Bell Lagozi.
00:24:19.000 Ah, yes, classic.
00:24:21.000 Four more hours to bite. 0.63
00:24:23.000 That's really good.
00:24:24.000 That didn't even sound like you.
00:24:25.000 That's awesome.
00:24:26.000 Sounds like him, right?
00:24:27.000 Yeah, that's cool.
00:24:29.000 Well, can I do an impression for you?
00:24:30.000 Name somebody that you know.
00:24:32.000 I don't know.
00:24:33.000 I don't know.
00:24:33.000 Let me see.
00:24:34.000 Johnny Carson.
00:24:36.000 Oh, wow.
00:24:36.000 That is some weird, wild stuff.
00:24:41.000 That's some weird, wild stuff there.
00:24:43.000 How about I'll do a Karnak.
00:24:45.000 You remember Karnak?
00:24:46.000 No.
00:24:46.000 Karnak?
00:24:47.000 Remember?
00:24:47.000 He would take the envelope and he'd have the big turban on.
00:24:50.000 He'd be like, oh, let me see here.
00:24:51.000 Well, how about Johnny Carson?
00:24:54.000 Oh, let me see.
00:24:56.000 Let me see.
00:24:57.000 What's the word?
00:25:00.000 Free speech.
00:25:01.000 Okay, oh.
00:25:02.000 Let's see.
00:25:03.000 Free speech here.
00:25:08.000 You remember.
00:25:09.000 Alright.
00:25:09.000 I'm not doing a good job.
00:25:10.000 But I'm going to show you Karnak.
00:25:12.000 It's Johnny Carson's Karnak.
00:25:14.000 You're going to remember this.
00:25:15.000 Let me see.
00:25:18.000 Yeah.
00:25:18.000 Yeah, I'm doing it.
00:25:20.000 I do remember.
00:25:25.000 That's Carson.
00:25:27.000 And that's Ed McMahon.
00:25:28.000 Ed McMahon, yep.
00:25:33.000 Oh, yeah.
00:25:34.000 Okay.
00:25:36.000 You got to use the bathroom?
00:25:37.000 Yeah, I have to.
00:25:38.000 Alright, hold on, one second.
00:25:41.000 Where is it?
00:25:42.000 We got a bathroom right over here. 0.99
00:25:44.000 Yeah.
00:25:44.000 I'm left.
00:25:50.000 I got it on four minutes, right?
00:25:52.000 Yep.
00:25:56.000 You're welcome.
00:25:57.000 We're taking a small bathroom break.
00:26:01.000 This is Karnash.
00:26:04.000 What are the three qualifications to be a Major League Baseball player?
00:26:07.000 the Major League Baseball player.
00:26:09.000 Thank you.
00:26:15.000 Blood sugar.
00:26:16.000 Blood sugar.
00:26:21.000 What should a vampire cut down on when he's on a diet?
00:26:24.000 LAUGHTER Habits.
00:26:33.000 All right.
00:26:34.000 What's that?
00:26:34.000 My habits.
00:26:36.000 Your habits?
00:26:36.000 Okay, we'll talk about the habits.
00:26:39.000 I really have not too many bad habits.
00:26:46.000 I quit drinking over 30 years ago.
00:26:49.000 I used to be a big beer drinker.
00:26:53.000 What was your poison of choice?
00:26:56.000 What was your favorite beer?
00:26:57.000 What was your drink?
00:26:58.000 Oh, Schaefer Budweiser.
00:27:01.000 Schaefer.
00:27:02.000 I don't even make that anymore.
00:27:03.000 Or Budweiser.
00:27:05.000 But back then, Schaefer.
00:27:07.000 But I do have one bad habit, which I can't kind of kick.
00:27:15.000 I smoke.
00:27:16.000 I smoke two to three packs of cigarettes a day.
00:27:19.000 Wow.
00:27:20.000 Over 50 years.
00:27:22.000 Holy camoly, that's a lot of cigarettes.
00:27:23.000 But I'm not...
00:27:27.000 Do you like cigars?
00:27:29.000 I smoke them occasionally.
00:27:31.000 I have very nice cigars.
00:27:33.000 Actually, I have two of mine.
00:27:36.000 I'm going to take that $20 and buy some cigarettes.
00:27:38.000 Can I give you a cigar for my personal collection?
00:27:41.000 You can.
00:27:42.000 I would like to give you an Arturo Fuente.
00:27:44.000 Yeah, you can give me one.
00:27:45.000 Have you heard of those?
00:27:46.000 Yes.
00:27:47.000 Okay.
00:27:47.000 We're done, right?
00:27:48.000 Well, just keep talking real quick.
00:27:50.000 Talk about the habit.
00:27:51.000 When did you first start smoking and first starting?
00:27:53.000 I started smoking when I was 15 years old.
00:27:58.000 Yeah, I started back then and never really kicked a habit.
00:28:06.000 Ah.
00:28:10.000 Yeah.
00:28:13.000 Alright, I gotta go.
00:28:16.000 I gotta take off.
00:28:20.000 Alright, well, I'd like to present you real quick.
00:28:22.000 Sit at the desk, and I'll come over to you.
00:28:24.000 So just wait, so you have the microphone here.
00:28:26.000 Yeah, all right.
00:28:28.000 So this is our turtle Fuente for my personal cigar.
00:28:31.000 Yes, very nice.
00:28:32.000 Very nice.
00:28:33.000 Yes, yes.
00:28:34.000 And do you need me to clip it for you?
00:28:36.000 No.
00:28:36.000 You got it?
00:28:37.000 I'll do that.
00:28:38.000 So why don't we sign off?
00:28:40.000 So if you could just look into that camera and just say a little something, you know, thank you for...
00:28:50.000 And we'll be seeing you again and talking again with you.
00:28:55.000 Oh, also.
00:28:56.000 Thank you.
00:28:56.000 He wraps up the show like this.
00:28:58.000 Wait, one more second?
00:28:59.000 If you could just sit at the seat and say, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:29:06.000 What?
00:29:07.000 Here, I'm going to write it down for you.
00:29:09.000 This is how he ends every show.
00:29:12.000 So, get fired.
00:29:16.000 Get fired?
00:29:18.000 Yeah, why would you say that?
00:29:22.000 It's almost like a line from a movie at this point where it's like, it's just something that I said.
00:29:29.000 Hold on one second.
00:29:30.000 Don't get in trouble.
00:29:32.000 Be brave.
00:29:37.000 And never.
00:29:41.000 Alright, stop fighting.
00:29:45.000 I'm bringing it over to you right now.
00:29:47.000 Here we go.
00:29:49.000 Say this?
00:29:50.000 Yep.
00:29:51.000 Alright.
00:29:52.000 Alright, so take care.
00:29:54.000 Get fired.
00:29:55.000 Get in trouble.
00:29:57.000 Be brave.
00:29:58.000 And never stop fighting.
00:30:00.000 And now throw the paper at the camera. 0.88
00:30:01.000 And throw the paper at the camera. 0.55
00:30:02.000 Yeah, go ahead.