Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E78 - HUNTING FOR TYPOS

00:00:39.000 We don't went through too much bubbling.

00:00:46.000 Train that muddy, train that muddy.

00:00:48.000 We're recovering.

00:00:53.000 It's get off my walk.

00:00:55.000 with Gavin McInnes. 1.00

00:00:57.000 That's for the other bitches. 1.00

00:00:59.000 That ain't for you, dog. 1.00

00:01:01.000 That's for them other niggas. 1.00

00:01:03.000 Ain't for you, shot. 1.00

00:01:04.000 That's for that other bitch. 1.00

00:01:06.000 I'm going crazy about it. 1.00

00:01:08.000 I'm going to call me crazy.

00:01:10.000 That's how I'm living it.

00:01:12.000 Yo, I'm feeling lovely.

00:01:14.000 I'm drinking bubbly.

00:01:16.000 I'm drinking bubbly. 1.00

00:01:23.000 Take out my problems, break out the bottom and fuck on them out of here. 1.00

00:01:27.000 Out of my destiny, the colonel, but I tell the lawyer old car to hear. 1.00

00:01:31.000 Don't period, I get no from a grown action so foot around.

00:01:34.000 I pull up with my That didn't work out.

00:01:45.000 I was trying to draw a boxer.

00:01:45.000 What?

00:01:48.000 But the nose looks like two noses.

00:01:53.000 That's yeah, it doesn't look like much.

00:01:57.000 I think I'm gonna carve it today.

00:01:59.000 Oh, yeah?

00:01:59.000 Yes.

00:02:02.000 You know what's really handy for carving pumpkins is power tools.

00:02:06.000 You can just pound them out in no time.

00:02:08.000 Yeah, I bet.

00:02:10.000 Or the Leatherman saw, the new Leatherman's, the saw is really skinny, and you can really just get in there and smoke a dirt.

00:02:18.000 That's way cooler than the plastic orange ones that you gotta.

00:02:21.000 I saw some tweet. 0.98

00:02:22.000 It was a lesbian. 1.00

00:02:23.000 And she was saying, I'm gonna add pumpkin carving to one of my few talents.

00:02:28.000 And she's there with an Edgar Allan Poe pumpkin.

00:02:31.000 And it looks really good.

00:02:33.000 And then I take a closer look and I go, wait a minute, that's plastic.

00:02:39.000 It's not a pumpkin that you carved.

00:02:42.000 Yeah.

00:02:43.000 Is that it?

00:02:44.000 Well, everyone's done them.

00:02:45.000 It's like the most generic thing you can do.

00:02:47.000 But this one, I looked closer at it, and you can tell that it wasn't thick.

00:02:51.000 It was like as thin as cardboard.

00:02:54.000 And if you go to that blaze thing that's by your grandparents' house, you know what I'm talking about?

00:02:59.000 The pumpkin display thing?

00:03:01.000 No.

00:03:02.000 I talked about it on the previous show.

00:03:04.000 About half the pumpkins, or more than half, I'd say 80% of them are fake.

00:03:08.000 They're these little, I don't know how to describe it, like foam, kind of a cardstock kind of a thing that you could just use a normal knife.

00:03:17.000 That's not, the whole thing with pumpkin carving is it's really hard.

00:03:19.000 You've got to get it in and out, in and out.

00:03:21.000 Yeah.

00:03:22.000 And it's like a thick chunk, so it's small details very hard.

00:03:25.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:03:26.000 It's like using a dildo on Oprah. 0.98

00:03:27.000 You got to get some back grease into it. 0.74

00:03:33.000 That song was Codeine Crazy by Alabama's Future, the rapper Future.

00:03:40.000 Very popular gentleman, 35-year-old married man with a kid.

00:03:43.000 Actually, I don't know if he's married.

00:03:45.000 He made a kid, but children out of wedlock in that community isn't great.

00:03:50.000 That was just released on Spotify today.

00:03:52.000 I've been kind of sick.

00:03:53.000 I'm very rarely sick, but I've been bedridden for about 24 hours.

00:04:00.000 And when you're like that, even watching TV seems too intense.

00:04:04.000 There's too many colors and stuff.

00:04:05.000 So I've just been sitting on my phone for 15 hours, I would say.

00:04:10.000 I finished the internet.

00:04:12.000 I'm all caught up with Sean Lennon's career.

00:04:16.000 That's how deep I went.

00:04:18.000 I was looking at this hashtag WAPOOBITS, and then I ended up with Greg Gottfeld.

00:04:25.000 And then I saw he had retweeted something that Sean Lennon said about Tulsi Gabbard, where he said, calling someone a Russian asset is a huge allegation.

00:04:34.000 You should maybe have a shred of evidence.

00:04:36.000 And then I thought, oh, I'll check in on Sean.

00:04:39.000 And he just did a band called the Claypool Lennon Psychic Delirium or something, which is a Prague rock band, not my cup of tea, but he's, you know, great band.

00:04:53.000 The Claypool Lennon Delirium.

00:04:55.000 um um You might like him.

00:05:03.000 I mean, everyone up in Westchester, all the rich people are obsessed with Grateful Dead and fish.

00:05:09.000 So maybe they'd like this.

00:05:10.000 I don't know.

00:05:11.000 It's very weird.

00:05:15.000 I don't know why we're playing it, actually.

00:05:20.000 Turn it up.

00:05:20.000 I can't hear it.

00:05:21.000 Sounds great.

00:05:32.000 But it's actually pretty cool.

00:05:33.000 It's not exactly my vibe.

00:05:34.000 And Sean just loves music and touring, and he hates when he's not on tour. 0.92

00:05:40.000 And I just thought, no, it's like talking to a gay. 1.00

00:05:44.000 God, I just love cocks, and I hate when I'm not at a gay pride parade or at a club at four in the morning. 0.99

00:05:50.000 No, thank you. 0.96

00:05:52.000 I can't think of something I would like to do less than touring.

00:05:55.000 I hate traveling.

00:05:57.000 I hate everywhere.

00:05:58.000 I've lived all over the world.

00:06:00.000 I ended up in New York City because I like it best.

00:06:02.000 And yes, it hates me, but that can be interesting.

00:06:04.000 I think I might love hate.

00:06:09.000 So, Ryan is a woman today.

00:06:12.000 Oh, yes.

00:06:13.000 Oh, I forgot to number all these.

00:06:14.000 Poop.

00:06:15.000 Oh, man.

00:06:16.000 Oh, man.

00:06:18.000 Should we show you?

00:06:19.000 Why don't you get up and swish around for us? 1.00

00:06:22.000 Let's do my reveal.

00:06:23.000 Sure.

00:06:25.000 Here I am.

00:06:26.000 That's not much of a reveal.

00:06:27.000 Let's do the other camera angle.

00:06:30.000 So you are a 50s woman? 1.00

00:06:34.000 Yes, I am.

00:06:35.000 Is it showing?

00:06:36.000 So you went to Walmart upstate?

00:06:39.000 Yep.

00:06:40.000 But what's with the whatever those are, Air Jordans?

00:06:43.000 The Jordan 11s. 0.99

00:06:45.000 Yeah, what's with the Jordan 11s?

00:06:47.000 They're just the most healish looking.

00:06:50.000 Like they're shiny.

00:06:51.000 I don't know if they can hear me.

00:06:52.000 They're the shiniest looking shoes I have.

00:06:56.000 So you went to Walmart and you got a 50s girl outfit.

00:06:59.000 $10.

00:07:00.000 And you're going to be a different costume every day this week.

00:07:04.000 Yes, that's right.

00:07:05.000 Well remember Halloween. 0.99

00:07:06.000 We got to scare the living shit out of the kids. 0.98

00:07:08.000 I think it'd be cute to be like a big Pikachu that scares them because whatever you are doesn't matter. 0.96

00:07:13.000 As long as you jump...

00:07:15.000 When you have white makeup on, Asian guy with all white, and they're not used to seeing those eyes, it's a freak attack. 1.00

00:07:21.000 What about the...

00:07:28.000 Right, but the immediate non-humanness of Pikachu.

00:07:31.000 No, I think we should do, I should get a guy from the gym, Tommy, who's a beast.

00:07:35.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:07:36.000 That chick, you know, you, just three people, wearing all white, white dress shirt, white pants, all white face. 1.00

00:07:44.000 Interesting.

00:07:45.000 Maybe get white bathing caps or something.

00:07:46.000 And then you come out going, ah, and it'll just be so weird because, you know, kids go, oh, it's a werewolf.

00:07:51.000 Oh, it's a zombie.

00:07:52.000 It's a thing.

00:07:53.000 But this won't be a thing. 0.99

00:07:54.000 It'll be the weirdo white people. 0.98

00:07:57.000 Oh, you know what I did once? 0.98

00:07:58.000 I wore latex gloves inside out and made my face white with my mustache black.

00:08:02.000 I worked in a haunted house. 0.92

00:08:04.000 It scared the shit out of people. 0.90

00:08:05.000 Anything that is incongruous, that they don't have a mental vocabulary of.

00:08:10.000 Your tip to scaring people was the best and it worked really well for me where people are expecting boo, but if you just come out loudly starting a conversation, you're just like.

00:08:18.000 Anyway, so I was telling the guy, they just like.

00:08:21.000 Yeah, because it's not.

00:08:23.000 I don't think you should be doing that at my house.

00:08:24.000 No, no, no.

00:08:25.000 But I do.

00:08:26.000 But yeah, that's a really good one.

00:08:28.000 Like when I did the latex gloves guy, it was in Brooklyn at this haunted park.

00:08:32.000 And instead of just going, rah, and then you can see I'm stationary and I'm not going to attack you anymore.

00:08:37.000 I'd come like, hey, ra, what's going on?

00:08:39.000 What are you guys doing?

00:08:40.000 What are you guys?

00:08:40.000 And then so they would go, and they'd start going backwards and always fall.

00:08:44.000 We have a lot of hay around.

00:08:44.000 That's awesome.

00:08:46.000 We can't make them fall, I suppose.

00:08:47.000 But I have an idea.

00:08:48.000 What if you have somebody in the corner creepily laying there?

00:08:52.000 And then you're like, go ahead, you got to take the candy from him.

00:08:54.000 And yet he has a bucket.

00:08:55.000 And then as they're like trepidatiously going towards him, you get jump scared from the back.

00:09:00.000 Yeah, that might work.

00:09:01.000 Misdirect.

00:09:02.000 I was thinking about that actually in the shower this morning.

00:09:04.000 I get a realistic mannequin with like a straw hat on.

00:09:08.000 So they're convinced that it's going to go.

00:09:10.000 Right.

00:09:11.000 Or even I still have that cardboard coffin.

00:09:14.000 So I could put a bunch of lights in that.

00:09:16.000 And so they see light coming out and they're like, well, something's coming out of that.

00:09:19.000 And then the other thing, of course, we do is when I say thanks for coming, or whatever my keyword is, you guys run in and then I go, what the hell is going on?

00:09:28.000 So it's getting screamed at stereo.

00:09:28.000 Yeah.

00:09:31.000 Thank God none of those, none of the kids that'll be trick-or-treating watch this show.

00:09:36.000 Guys, I found out the plant.

00:09:38.000 What did you do this weekend?

00:09:41.000 What did I do?

00:09:42.000 I ate good food, smoked some cigars.

00:09:45.000 I've been sick.

00:09:45.000 I just kicked the last of my cold.

00:09:47.000 I think you gave it to me.

00:09:48.000 I had AIDS.

00:09:49.000 I think.

00:09:49.000 Yeah, we got the cold, I think, around the same time.

00:09:51.000 And then I did something else cool I was going to tell you about, totally forgot.

00:09:55.000 But I also got a new video game.

00:09:57.000 I don't care.

00:09:59.000 Yeah, this illness, your head feels like it's made of lead, headaches.

00:10:03.000 Yes, and then just like weak lethargy.

00:10:08.000 I'm always weak and lethargic, so I'm not quite sure.

00:10:10.000 But a lot of congestion here, a lot of coughing and hurting.

00:10:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:13.000 Swallowing felt like broken glass.

00:10:15.000 But I take no medicine.

00:10:16.000 You take medicine?

00:10:17.000 No.

00:10:18.000 Yep.

00:10:18.000 Me neither.

00:10:19.000 Well, I was worried that I got it from this barfer on the train.

00:10:24.000 You should have seen this. 0.99

00:10:25.000 It was right out of a fucking movie. 0.99

00:10:28.000 And by the way, if you start barfing uncontrollably and you're on a train, go like this. 0.99

00:10:34.000 Tuck your shirt in and just go.

00:10:38.000 Oh my God.

00:10:39.000 Just fill your shirt.

00:10:40.000 Especially if you have two shirts, like a t-shirt and a sweatshirt.

00:10:43.000 Then pull the t-shirt, the sweatshirt up over your nose and then fold the bottom and just fill it up like you have a beer belly.

00:10:51.000 And then get off for the next stop.

00:10:52.000 I'm not sure what's going to happen to you now, but at least you're not puke.

00:10:56.000 This guy.

00:10:57.000 Remember the movie where the, was it the sand lot or something?

00:11:01.000 Where the one kid pukes at the pie eating contest? 0.52

00:11:04.000 That's stand by me.

00:11:05.000 Stand by me and then everyone else starts puking.

00:11:07.000 Yeah.

00:11:10.000 That's what, well, this guy wasn't contagious in that he wasn't making other people barf, but it was that level of cartoon barf. 0.99

00:11:18.000 So we hear, oh my God, oh, and people overreact about shit. 0.99

00:11:22.000 So I was like, what happened? 0.99

00:11:23.000 Some guy spilled a pizza toppings first in the ground.

00:11:26.000 Get over it, people.

00:11:28.000 And then I see this woman walking and her son is like this.

00:11:31.000 Her son is about 11.

00:11:34.000 And what's this?

00:11:35.000 Oh, no, go ahead.

00:11:36.000 I just got something tremendous queued up.

00:11:40.000 So the son is maybe 11 years old, handsome young man, looks like me.

00:11:40.000 Okay.

00:11:45.000 The mom looks like a good mom, Jewish.

00:11:49.000 And she's sort of walking him backwards, I guess to get away from people, right?

00:11:53.000 So when you get to the sort of the part of the train where there's the door, stay there.

00:11:58.000 But she just keeps walking.

00:12:00.000 And he's having his...

00:12:05.000 Oh, no. 1.00

00:12:06.000 This is probably some sort of Japanese porn fetish. 1.00

00:12:09.000 She's got oatmeal all over her chest. 1.00

00:12:11.000 And well, I'm going to barf if I keep talking about it.

00:12:14.000 He's holding it.

00:12:15.000 It's coming out of his fingers, and it's...

00:12:20.000 It's drapig.

00:12:21.000 Like bowls of porridge are all over it.

00:12:23.000 That's what Nito British voice is.

00:12:25.000 It's holding back puke.

00:12:26.000 Oh, God.

00:12:27.000 Let's drop it over about to barf. 0.94

00:12:31.000 He's been MIA.

00:12:32.000 I talked to him right after his hospital thing, but now I'm worried.

00:12:32.000 I'm worried about him.

00:12:35.000 Speaking of.

00:12:36.000 So then she starts coming.

00:12:39.000 He's coming towards us.

00:12:41.000 And my wife is to the left of me, thank God.

00:12:44.000 So she's the buffer.

00:12:46.000 And then just as he's passing our family, I was bringing all my kids to Hell's Kitchen because there's fun little food markets there and stuff.

00:12:56.000 As we get closer, just as he passes us, he goes, Oh, and because he's holding it in, it sort of splashes, and she gets a bunch on her coat and on her boot, her new suede boot.

00:13:10.000 Yeah, and we screamed.

00:13:11.000 Well, I didn't scream, but the family screamed. 0.91

00:13:14.000 And then she goes, Oh, Peter, and she takes him to the, like, you know, the doors that separate the cars.

00:13:19.000 She takes him there, and he just continues to barf on his mother there.

00:13:22.000 And we just walk to the very end of the train.

00:13:25.000 I mean, what are you going to do?

00:13:27.000 If you have a bag, you could help out, but otherwise, just get out of there.

00:13:30.000 But my wife, when we got back, she packed every purse with a folded up plastic bag just in case. 0.99

00:13:30.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:13:37.000 Barfing, man.

00:13:39.000 Yeah, it was really barfy.

00:13:41.000 Can't live with it.

00:13:42.000 Can't live without it.

00:13:43.000 You're going to show us some barf?

00:13:44.000 Yeah, this is from Opie and Anthony.

00:13:45.000 It's called Baby Bird.

00:13:46.000 This is the most cartoonish puking ever to be.

00:13:49.000 And they did really gross stuff with it. 0.94

00:13:50.000 Like, that's a guy's mouth. 0.80

00:13:52.000 Oh, my God.

00:13:54.000 Joe Rogan was there.

00:13:55.000 Bill Burr was there.

00:13:56.000 And Joe Rogan says he can still smell it.

00:14:00.000 They drink eggnog.

00:14:02.000 Okay.

00:14:02.000 Stop, stop.

00:14:04.000 He's not stopping, by the way.

00:14:06.000 It keeps going.

00:14:09.000 It keeps going.

00:14:10.000 It never ends.

00:14:11.000 It's two minutes and 38 seconds of that.

00:14:14.000 Oh, my God.

00:14:15.000 Where was it?

00:14:16.000 Serious?

00:14:17.000 Bill Burr and Joe Rogan brought me here.

00:14:19.000 Yeah.

00:14:20.000 They have the floor.

00:14:21.000 It's funny because I'm reading all these court transcripts about the Proud Boys.

00:14:27.000 And then, obviously, I have nightmares all night about it.

00:14:31.000 People who went to my talk are in jail for four years, prison.

00:14:34.000 And all of my stuff, my quotes in the show, is just all over the transcripts.

00:14:39.000 It was Gavin McInnes that was on trial, not those two guys.

00:14:42.000 And I'm reading all these, and I'm like, this is the same place where we had porn stars nude and a homeless guy come in and guest host the show and mentally disturbed people and a blind guy and we broke stuff and there was fist fights.

00:14:58.000 And they're treating it like this man at a podium saying, we have a problem in this country with the gender Negroes. 1.00

00:15:09.000 I also went to Davin Buster's on the weekend and I saw one of the most annoying young men I've ever seen in my life.

00:15:14.000 This is in the pics I sent you.

00:15:15.000 Oh, that picture's good too.

00:15:18.000 I was just looking at this and I'm thinking that game probably cost me three bucks and it's my wife bouncing a ping pong ball off of the little platform where they go into solo cups. 0.89

00:15:30.000 I'm like, thank God we drove out to Dave and Buster's so we can spend money on something that we could never have in our own home.

00:15:37.000 Why we don't have six cups and a ping pong ball.

00:15:41.000 But look at this kid.

00:15:43.000 Is this a trend?

00:15:44.000 Is that a shower cap or a baggie yarmulke?

00:15:47.000 No, it's a do-rag, right? 0.97

00:15:49.000 And do-rags are pretty annoying, especially you see these black dudes on the train in the city and they're on their way to work in a suit. 1.00

00:15:56.000 So they have a suit on with like dress pants and slag and dress shoes and a nice button down the tie and then a do-rag. 0.87

00:16:04.000 So anyway, what this guy's done is he's taken his white do-rag, taken the back and flopped it over the top. 0.70

00:16:11.000 That's nihilistic.

00:16:13.000 And the problem with, you know, me being scrutinized and all my friends going to jail is I can't Larry David anymore because I might get in a fight and then I'll be arrested and I'll go to jail.

00:16:23.000 So I couldn't, I just wanted to say, what are you doing?

00:16:27.000 What is going on?

00:16:30.000 Is it an accident?

00:16:31.000 Was it windy?

00:16:32.000 You were going backwards in a car and it blew there and you don't know that it's like that?

00:16:36.000 Is that a disease?

00:16:38.000 There's another picture of him. 1.00

00:16:43.000 That's just his ass. 1.00

00:16:44.000 Oh, you like, you focused on his butt? 1.00

00:16:45.000 Well, I'm a woman. 0.99

00:16:46.000 He's playing with a giant ball, too.

00:16:48.000 What are you doing?

00:16:49.000 It's like 14.

00:16:52.000 Well, that's just fun, you know?

00:16:53.000 But the dew rag, it looks like a shower cap to me.

00:16:56.000 I don't see any of it resembling a dew rag.

00:16:59.000 Well, I'm telling you, it's the tail.

00:17:01.000 You know, the dew rag has a flap on the head.

00:17:03.000 That's the entire flap pulled over the front of your head.

00:17:05.000 Wow.

00:17:08.000 I also go to this dive bar near my house, and it's all old men. 1.00

00:17:16.000 One guy, the bartender, has a tattoo on his hand that says, your throat here.

00:17:19.000 I'm at home.

00:17:20.000 The owner's an ex-cop.

00:17:22.000 We're fine here.

00:17:22.000 Good.

00:17:24.000 And then there's some teacher from a charter school who goes, McInnes.

00:17:29.000 And I go, hey, how you doing, man?

00:17:30.000 I've met him before.

00:17:31.000 And he's got a scarf on that doesn't touch his neck.

00:17:35.000 So what are you trying to do? 1.00

00:17:36.000 Warm your tits? 1.00

00:17:38.000 What is this? 1.00

00:17:40.000 It only touches this area.

00:17:43.000 Is that just in case things get freezing cold?

00:17:46.000 Well, you don't have a jacket on.

00:17:47.000 It's really irritating.

00:17:49.000 Any kind of scarf that isn't a scarf.

00:17:50.000 In fact, it's pretty rare a scarf does anything.

00:17:54.000 Like maybe one of those soccer scarves, if you have a crombie on, it's really chilly.

00:17:58.000 It helps keep the heat here.

00:18:00.000 But I think I'm anti-scarf in all cases, but especially the superfluous ones. 1.00

00:18:05.000 Oh, you're going to love that one.

00:18:07.000 And I go, how you doing?

00:18:08.000 Let me see.

00:18:09.000 Yeah, that's kind of what he had on.

00:18:10.000 That's just to have something flowy on.

00:18:12.000 Is he on a skateboard?

00:18:14.000 No, barefoot. 1.00

00:18:15.000 I fucking hate him. 1.00

00:18:16.000 In the streets. 1.00

00:18:17.000 How's he walking?

00:18:19.000 Like a drunk Aladdin.

00:18:24.000 So he, I know everyone thinks I'm a cocaine addict because I'm constantly going like this.

00:18:29.000 I have allergies and I'm sick and my nose is itchy because I'm supposed to be in Scotland where it's just wet all the time. 0.99

00:18:35.000 I'm not used to this shit. 0.99

00:18:38.000 So I go, how you doing, man? 1.00

00:18:39.000 He goes, live in the dream.

00:18:40.000 Living the dream.

00:18:42.000 That's a bad sign.

00:18:43.000 That means someone is drunk.

00:18:44.000 If they're being too cool for school.

00:18:46.000 Living the dream.

00:18:47.000 And he had his knees up on the bar, you know, the way one does.

00:18:52.000 Yeah.

00:18:54.000 So then he goes, you know, first time I met you, you said, you told me this pie in the sky story about how your new project is bringing the left and the right together to meld minds.

00:19:05.000 Meld minds?

00:19:06.000 Are you thinking of X-Men?

00:19:08.000 I'm not melt.

00:19:09.000 Isn't that like combining minds?

00:19:11.000 I think so.

00:19:12.000 Isn't a mind melder?

00:19:14.000 So I go, yeah.

00:19:15.000 I just had Candace Owens and Cornell West.

00:19:17.000 And he goes, I didn't see that.

00:19:19.000 Oh, so you didn't go to free speech.tv?

00:19:21.000 No, I'm not paying for that.

00:19:23.000 Oh, okay.

00:19:23.000 So you're talking about a show you haven't seen.

00:19:25.000 Look, I saw your show on YouTube.

00:19:28.000 I saw it on, my show's not on YouTube.

00:19:30.000 You maybe clips, that master clipper guy has clips, or maybe you're talking about different shows over time.

00:19:35.000 You're probably talking about rebel videos, is what you're probably talking about.

00:19:38.000 And he goes, It was just more politics is theater.

00:19:43.000 How irritating is that?

00:19:44.000 Politics is theater.

00:19:46.000 What does that mean?

00:19:48.000 They never say anything that means anything.

00:19:50.000 It's always like, it was just more divisiveness.

00:19:52.000 You said you were about coming together.

00:19:54.000 Actually, that's more articulate than anything you said.

00:19:57.000 And then I go, I go, well, you'd have to, you're seeing basically what my critics have said about me, and that's not going to be good.

00:20:04.000 If you want to learn about a man, you don't talk to his ex-wife during the divorce is about to be ex-wife.

00:20:11.000 And then, I don't know, this is one of the most irritating parts of the whole conversation.

00:20:15.000 I said, I can't remember how we got here, but I was talking about how Antifa are the paramilitary wing of the DNC, and they do all their dirty work, and they get away with it.

00:20:22.000 But if we fight back, we go to prison.

00:20:24.000 And he goes, Trump has that exact same thing.

00:20:28.000 And I go, what?

00:20:29.000 Trump has a violent group that follows him to events and destroys people's property and attacks random people, Hillary supporters, and gets away with it?

00:20:41.000 He goes, yeah, the KKK.

00:20:45.000 And I met eyes with the bartender, and he sort of looks at me and we both go, what?

00:20:50.000 The KKK are showing up in droves to Trump rallies.

00:20:55.000 Every time you see Antifa in Portland, there's the KKK somewhere else messing with just regular cool socialists.

00:21:02.000 And the frustrating thing is this guy's a charter school teacher in the Bronx. 0.78

00:21:08.000 Public schools in the Bronx are a madhouse.

00:21:12.000 Total and utter.

00:21:14.000 Ryan went there.

00:21:15.000 You know what his teachers did when he was a bad boy?

00:21:18.000 They took him to the fat room and sat on him.

00:21:22.000 Any room they were in, there was the fat room. 0.99

00:21:24.000 They took him to a little bed and fat black woman almost suffocated him. 1.00

00:21:29.000 That was discipline in the Bronx. 0.99

00:21:29.000 That's right. 0.99

00:21:31.000 And that's when it was good.

00:21:32.000 But I stole treats.

00:21:33.000 Lord knows what it's like now.

00:21:35.000 What streets did you steal? 0.97

00:21:36.000 Dicks? 1.00

00:21:37.000 No, not dicks. 0.99

00:21:40.000 Little snakes and lizards and frogs. 0.99

00:21:44.000 Are you drunk?

00:21:45.000 No.

00:21:45.000 Are you PMSing?

00:21:47.000 I'm a girl.

00:21:48.000 I'm a girl. 1.00

00:21:51.000 It's a pain in the ass to be a jerk. 1.00

00:21:53.000 But yeah, it was a crappy school. 1.00

00:21:56.000 Way more of a pain in the ass to be a gay dude, believe me. 1.00

00:21:59.000 Literally. 1.00

00:22:01.000 So yeah, that was irritating. 0.97

00:22:02.000 And then I just said, I can't even come to my local shithole tavern without getting attacked. 0.97

00:22:08.000 Not attacked, but lectured. 0.98

00:22:10.000 Lectured is a better word.

00:22:11.000 I'm now at 100%.

00:22:13.000 And it's this past month that's been really bad.

00:22:16.000 It's also lots of handshakes and, hey, man, love what you do.

00:22:18.000 Black, white, Dave and Buster, some black dude. 1.00

00:22:21.000 Oh, holy shit. 1.00

00:22:22.000 Yo, I watch you on YouTubes. 1.00

00:22:24.000 Nice.

00:22:25.000 Thanks.

00:22:25.000 Well, you must know that the guy I work with has Limes.

00:22:30.000 Limes's.

00:22:31.000 Limes's.

00:22:33.000 So let's get down to the news.

00:22:36.000 Zombie Boy fell.

00:22:38.000 He did not OD.

00:22:39.000 Lady Gaga said he OD'd.

00:22:41.000 This is the first link.

00:22:43.000 This is a guy from my hometown who tattooed that on his face.

00:22:48.000 So when he died, everyone just assumed it was suicide. 0.88

00:22:50.000 I mean, wouldn't you kill yourself? 0.83

00:22:54.000 Yeah, you look disturbed. 1.00

00:22:55.000 You clearly have mental problems. 0.99

00:22:57.000 In fact, in the 70s in Britain, if you had a facial tattoo, you got free welfare for life because it proved you were mentally ill. 1.00

00:23:04.000 Wow. 0.96

00:23:06.000 That's not even what brains look like.

00:23:08.000 No.

00:23:09.000 It's denser than that.

00:23:10.000 Yeah, way denser. 1.00

00:23:12.000 Maybe that's how stupid he was. 1.00

00:23:14.000 The tattoo artist is probably lazy. 1.00

00:23:15.000 He's like, oh, it's going to get bunchy over time, so we'll just make it big and lazy.

00:23:19.000 Here, scroll down.

00:23:20.000 There's a lot of pictures of him.

00:23:21.000 He was in a lot of movies as a bad guy.

00:23:24.000 What else are you going to be the love interest in you got male? 0.99

00:23:27.000 Right.

00:23:28.000 Yeah, and you know, guys like this, most of them, they're kind of like straight edge.

00:23:33.000 You know, like leave it to a guy like this that looks like he'll be overdosing to be completely straight edge.

00:23:38.000 Well, Montreal has these balconies outside.

00:23:42.000 And it was the initial French Catholics who were concerned about infidelity.

00:23:46.000 And if apartments were indoors, well, it would be so easy for a man to scooch up the stairs and go screw his neighbor.

00:23:53.000 So they put all the stairs outside.

00:23:56.000 Look up Montreal apartment.

00:23:58.000 It's a very strange look you don't really see anywhere else.

00:24:02.000 I mean, you see it.

00:24:03.000 It's a French thing.

00:24:05.000 But it's pretty rare.

00:24:08.000 Yeah.

00:24:09.000 Just click on one of those, the old tiny ones.

00:24:13.000 Yeah, you see that?

00:24:14.000 All the stairs are outside.

00:24:15.000 Usually there's several floors, though.

00:24:18.000 Go to them with different floors.

00:24:20.000 All right.

00:24:22.000 Yeah.

00:24:25.000 That is a thing I've never seen.

00:24:26.000 So you fell off one of those, probably got wasted.

00:24:29.000 I mean, clearly, if you tattoo your face, you're good at bad decisions, and getting wasted must be a big part of that.

00:24:35.000 The death of Rick Ganesse, better known as Zombie Boys in Accident.

00:24:37.000 All right, let's get serious here.

00:24:38.000 I'm sorry to be wasting your time with boring news.

00:24:40.000 Speaking of dressing up, there was a Twitter moment about celebrity costumes.

00:24:49.000 And I think it's a good example of how unbelievably vapid and boring most famous people are.

00:24:57.000 Like, click on Cardi B there.

00:24:58.000 Can you click on the top picture?

00:24:59.000 Sometimes it doesn't work.

00:25:01.000 Yeah, I know.

00:25:03.000 She just bought a sexy nurse costume. 1.00

00:25:07.000 How is that interesting?

00:25:08.000 I thought you were creative.

00:25:10.000 I thought you were an artist.

00:25:12.000 You just, and I bet you didn't even buy it.

00:25:15.000 You just told your assistant to go click on a sexy nurse. 1.00

00:25:18.000 She showed you a picture, a screen grab.

00:25:20.000 You said, yeah, that's it, the red one. 0.99

00:25:22.000 And I'll get a red wig and shit. 0.99

00:25:24.000 And that's it. 0.99

00:25:25.000 Yeah.

00:25:26.000 How boring can you get?

00:25:29.000 Keep scrolling down.

00:25:30.000 No, they're all boring.

00:25:32.000 Who's this now?

00:25:33.000 Yeah, this is super.

00:25:37.000 Gabrielle Liu.

00:25:39.000 It's Gabrielle Union.

00:25:41.000 Yeah, yeah, she's famous.

00:25:43.000 She also sees me missing a belly button.

00:25:45.000 Go back there?

00:25:45.000 What's going on with her belly button?

00:25:47.000 It's just a tumor.

00:25:51.000 Do you really want to show off your belly if you replace your belly button with a tumor?

00:25:55.000 What is that?

00:25:57.000 I remember, I don't know.

00:25:58.000 Click on that?

00:25:59.000 I remember a lot of Audis when growing up in the Bronx, we would go to camp and swim in the pools.

00:26:03.000 And I remember a lot of my friends at Audis.

00:26:05.000 Zoom in on that.

00:26:07.000 Zooming.

00:26:10.000 What is going on there?

00:26:11.000 It's there.

00:26:11.000 There's just a lump on top.

00:26:13.000 What removed?

00:26:14.000 Is it fallen skin?

00:26:15.000 Is it skin that's bunching up on top of the opening?

00:26:19.000 Jesus.

00:26:20.000 I think women have a self-esteem problem, and it's too much. 1.00

00:26:23.000 They have too much self-esteem.

00:26:24.000 What's this one now?

00:26:26.000 That is Nikki Minaj and husband go as Harley Quinn and the Joker. 0.63

00:26:30.000 Oh, my God.

00:26:31.000 How corny can you get?

00:26:33.000 That's hack. 0.99

00:26:33.000 And look at what a shitty Joker he is, too. 0.99

00:26:36.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:26:37.000 How is that the Joker?

00:26:38.000 Which Joker is that?

00:26:39.000 I think it's a combo.

00:26:40.000 They're going back to the Jared Leto one that everyone hated.

00:26:43.000 Yeah, basically.

00:26:44.000 Can you click on that?

00:26:44.000 You should be able to click on the first picture and then just click on them all.

00:26:48.000 Harley?

00:26:49.000 So that's a movie that's two years old.

00:26:52.000 Yeah.

00:26:53.000 So that's unbelievably lame.

00:26:54.000 Now next.

00:26:56.000 No, you should be able to just keep swiping.

00:26:59.000 Yeah, I don't see a next button here, though.

00:27:03.000 All right.

00:27:04.000 Then there's my favorite, the fat model, Ashley Graham.

00:27:09.000 But what did she do?

00:27:13.000 Everyone dresses as Jessica Rabbit.

00:27:15.000 Let me see.

00:27:15.000 Let's see if I can find that.

00:27:16.000 What are you doing?

00:27:17.000 See if I could find it?

00:27:18.000 Jessica Rabbit?

00:27:19.000 No, no, no.

00:27:20.000 Just go click on the pick.

00:27:21.000 Okay.

00:27:23.000 I want a full body.

00:27:24.000 Oh, she looks fat. 0.86

00:27:25.000 I want a full body on that. 0.55

00:27:26.000 Is she pregnant or something? 1.00

00:27:28.000 No.

00:27:29.000 Yeah, let's see if we can find full body. 0.99

00:27:30.000 Yeah.

00:27:31.000 But again, you just went into the store and bought a costume.

00:27:34.000 Ashley Graham.

00:27:36.000 I'm not impressed.

00:27:38.000 And then these are the same celebrities that tell us about politics and what's important in life and talk about the Kurds.

00:27:47.000 Speaking of Kurds. 0.98

00:27:48.000 Oh, she's pregnant. 1.00

00:27:49.000 Okay.

00:27:49.000 Phew.

00:27:51.000 Well, that's not very sexy, Ashley.

00:27:54.000 Like, if you're pregnant, don't try to turn us on. 1.00

00:27:56.000 That's gross. 0.99

00:27:58.000 Maybe cut a hole where the belly is, paint that white, and then be an avocado. 0.71

00:28:03.000 And that's the avocado pit.

00:28:05.000 That's great.

00:28:06.000 That would have been funny.

00:28:07.000 You just thought of that right on the spot?

00:28:09.000 Yep.

00:28:10.000 It's perfect.

00:28:10.000 That's how cool I am.

00:28:15.000 Pregnant-specific costumes.

00:28:17.000 All right, go to the next celebrity. 0.89

00:28:19.000 You're a millionaire now.

00:28:21.000 Oh, this is the worst one.

00:28:23.000 How lame is this?

00:28:25.000 Justin Timberlake and Jessica Beale dressed up as Justin Timberlake and he's a microphone.

00:28:31.000 I saw some comedian tweet.

00:28:33.000 The worst thing about Halloween is how people who think they're funny get to show you how unfunny they are.

00:28:40.000 Could that be less interesting, please? 1.00

00:28:41.000 And again, it's just a bunch of shit their assistants bought. 1.00

00:28:45.000 Cardi B sucks. 1.00

00:28:47.000 Okay, I have to admit, this did kind of give me a boner. 0.99

00:28:50.000 Yeah, that was pretty cool.

00:28:51.000 Oh, that's Demi Lovato? 0.55

00:28:53.000 Yeah.

00:28:53.000 Click on the picture.

00:28:56.000 There's Tits. 1.00

00:28:58.000 She's one of my faves. 0.91

00:28:59.000 Perfect level of plump. 0.96

00:29:02.000 But yeah, it.

00:29:03.000 And again, she just paid some makeup artists to come by. 1.00

00:29:07.000 Probably, what, 300 bucks?

00:29:09.000 And sit there going, sss, sss.

00:29:13.000 She's dressed as tit. 0.91

00:29:17.000 Keep going. 0.68

00:29:19.000 Oh, she was hot when she was that. 1.00

00:29:20.000 Marie Antoinette.

00:29:22.000 You know, Marie Antoinette, they said that Revolution was about let them eat cake, but I think the real problem was that she was marrying her brother or something.

00:29:30.000 The real problem with Mary Antoinette and the thing that outraged the locals was her incestuous family relationship. 1.00

00:29:38.000 If I click on these, bad things happen.

00:29:40.000 Okay, then don't.

00:29:42.000 What's this now? 0.97

00:29:43.000 Oh, Kill Bill. 0.67

00:29:45.000 You see what I'm getting at here?

00:29:46.000 Could this be lamer? 1.00

00:29:48.000 Wait, why is there endorsements on that thing, though?

00:29:50.000 That's not the Killbill uniform.

00:29:52.000 I know.

00:29:52.000 Is it like some NASCAR Killbill?

00:29:56.000 And that she put a wig on? 1.00

00:29:58.000 I mean, what are you doing? 0.78

00:29:59.000 You're so boring.

00:30:00.000 Who is that? 0.95

00:30:01.000 So uninteresting.

00:30:03.000 Go ahead.

00:30:04.000 Keep going.

00:30:06.000 And then this guy, look, you can tell by the cheapness of the costume that it's just one of those ones they buy in the box. 0.99

00:30:12.000 I mean, I'm getting so bored just looking at these fucking. 0.99

00:30:14.000 That wouldn't ain't bad. 0.99

00:30:17.000 Yeah, they just bought it.

00:30:19.000 They just clicked.

00:30:22.000 I bet they don't even dress themselves. 0.89

00:30:25.000 I was insane clown posse 15 years ago. 0.75

00:30:28.000 Come on, guys.

00:30:30.000 Have you ever went to the Juggalo Fest?

00:30:31.000 Gathering of the Juggalos? 0.97

00:30:33.000 No.

00:30:33.000 Oh.

00:30:34.000 We should send you, though, this year.

00:30:35.000 That would be red.

00:30:37.000 Oh, my God.

00:30:38.000 This is depressing.

00:30:38.000 But he looks like Buttigig.

00:30:39.000 The fat, ugly chick is Bernie Sanders, and then the dude is Elizabeth Warren. 1.00

00:30:44.000 Why can't he be Bernie Sanders and she be Elizabeth Warren? 0.99

00:30:46.000 Because gender doesn't exist. 1.00

00:30:48.000 That Buttigig looks like Buddy Gig, though.

00:30:51.000 Actually, speaking of gender not existing, let's have a look via green screen at this couple who are raising their children as babies. 0.77

00:31:03.000 No gender in our house. 1.00

00:31:05.000 Let's go check them out.

00:31:07.000 We bought them around.

00:31:12.000 I take everything triple time.

00:31:14.000 Holy APU blow triple time.

00:31:16.000 Oh, cute.

00:31:17.000 There's a little girl putting on her boots.

00:31:20.000 No, we don't know if it's a girl.

00:31:22.000 Allow me to explain.

00:31:26.000 Are we a normal family?

00:31:27.000 We have two kids.

00:31:29.000 Order dominoes for dinner sometime.

00:31:31.000 All right, I'm ready to go.

00:31:32.000 In many cases, this is outside of Portland, I believe.

00:31:35.000 Oh, no, no.

00:31:36.000 Sorry, it's in southern Massachusetts.

00:31:39.000 And it's funny that these guys think that they're outside the box.

00:31:42.000 Meanwhile, right down to the shoes their children wear are so liberal, conformist, lefty uniforms.

00:31:50.000 Those sort of like wet shoes for climbing up a river are the exact shoes you're supposed to wear when you're a progressive.

00:31:59.000 So they're conformists.

00:32:01.000 Kind of like punks in the sense that they have a uniform.

00:32:06.000 Our kids, Kane and Zeiler, are three and a half years old, and we're raising them using Dave and Zeiler and what?

00:32:15.000 Kane Zeiler.

00:32:18.000 Your name's Zeiler.

00:32:21.000 Look at this guy. 0.98

00:32:22.000 Castrated by a single mom. 1.00

00:32:25.000 Look at their gross cans. 1.00

00:32:26.000 Wait, wait, go back. 0.97

00:32:28.000 Is that part of saving the environment, having disgusting rags hanging on the wall?

00:32:34.000 Is that for changing your transmission in the kitchen?

00:32:37.000 So they can decide for themselves when, if, and how they want to identify as a gender.

00:32:49.000 Just pause.

00:32:50.000 Can we not recognize the fact that this was never a thing with kids until we made it a thing?

00:32:57.000 You might as well say Republican or Democrat.

00:33:00.000 We want our kids to choose.

00:33:01.000 So we're telling them that they don't have to choose Republican or Democrat until they're older.

00:33:06.000 And they go, okay, what?

00:33:08.000 Like, kids, I'm not going to call you he.

00:33:11.000 I'm going to call you they because gender is amorphous. 1.00

00:33:14.000 Oh, okay.

00:33:15.000 Can we go to Dave and Buster's?

00:33:17.000 Yes, if you promise to understand that gender doesn't matter. 0.72

00:33:21.000 Gender doesn't matter. 1.00

00:33:23.000 There, are we good now?

00:33:25.000 Like this isn't based on what the children want.

00:33:27.000 It's based on us and how it makes us look.

00:33:36.000 Or the recreation center.

00:33:39.000 No sexual preference there.

00:33:40.000 Just for recreation.

00:33:45.000 Just pause.

00:33:47.000 Just pause. 1.00

00:33:48.000 What the fuck are gender norms? 1.00

00:33:51.000 You know why little girls have princess dresses? 1.00

00:33:54.000 Because they said, mommy, can I get a princess dress?

00:33:56.000 Or daddy? 1.00

00:33:57.000 And daddy went, I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:33:58.000 Sure. 1.00

00:33:59.000 Little boys tend not to ask for princess dresses, but if they did, okay, I guess my son might be gay. 1.00

00:34:04.000 I don't know. 0.89

00:34:06.000 You get them what they want.

00:34:08.000 My daughter was obsessed with stuffed animals when she was a little kid.

00:34:11.000 She wasn't into dollies or princesses. 0.99

00:34:12.000 I didn't give a fuck. 0.99

00:34:15.000 My other boy, he's really into FGTV on YouTube. 0.98

00:34:22.000 That channel.

00:34:22.000 And that kid who opens toys.

00:34:24.000 All kids love him.

00:34:25.000 My other boy, before baseball, he was really into making little things out of cardboard and stuff.

00:34:30.000 He was obsessed with Ghostbusters, Slimer.

00:34:32.000 That's why I got, like, there was no agenda there.

00:34:35.000 You're thinking of the 1950s.

00:34:39.000 You have some weird 1950s Brooklyn Italian thing.

00:34:43.000 Hey, my son's not wearing pink rubber boots.

00:34:46.000 No way.

00:34:47.000 Who, like, even Italians go to South Brooklyn right now and say, hey, your son wants to wear pink rubber boots. 1.00

00:34:54.000 Oh, okay.

00:34:55.000 You want to go to Breezy later on?

00:34:58.000 I'm not allowed to go to Breezy.

00:35:03.000 See, look, gender-free playing. 0.99

00:35:05.000 It's just a mat.

00:35:07.000 And toes.

00:35:08.000 Everyone has toes.

00:35:10.000 Oh, they're toes.

00:35:11.000 Okay, this is where it gets bizarre.

00:35:16.000 Look, we played kids.

00:35:18.000 We're nice.

00:35:19.000 The sex or the gender of your child is important to other people, partially just because it's part of the social script.

00:35:23.000 Just pause.

00:35:25.000 Just because she's clearly totally abandoned gender. 1.00

00:35:28.000 These are some of the most genderless adults I've ever seen in my life. 1.00

00:35:33.000 Could she have less sex appeal, please? 0.99

00:35:35.000 Jesus Christ.

00:35:36.000 What do they wear on date night?

00:35:39.000 Does she put makeup on?

00:35:41.000 Does she even try? 1.00

00:35:42.000 Just because it's part of the social script, they don't notice that they're any different from any other children.

00:35:48.000 They're not.

00:35:49.000 They have no idea that some children are she and some children are he.

00:35:53.000 All right.

00:35:54.000 To them, they're all children.

00:35:55.000 So like they don't notice any difference in the other.

00:35:57.000 Did you hear that? 1.00

00:35:58.000 They don't notice this bullshit. 1.00

00:36:00.000 They're just kids. 1.00

00:36:00.000 They're playing the game. 1.00

00:36:01.000 Yeah, that's what I'm screaming. 1.00

00:36:02.000 Why are you wasting everyone's time with this bullshit? 1.00

00:36:05.000 So you came up with a new rule. 1.00

00:36:06.000 We don't say he and she in this house.

00:36:08.000 Okay.

00:36:09.000 Congratulations.

00:36:10.000 Our kids that they're with don't notice any difference.

00:36:13.000 They didn't notice any difference.

00:36:15.000 Yeah, that's what I'm screaming.

00:36:16.000 They do not disclose the biological sex of their children.

00:36:19.000 This is possible.

00:36:20.000 This is exactly like that dude in high school who said he's asexual.

00:36:23.000 Do you remember those guys?

00:36:25.000 He's usually kind of tall.

00:36:26.000 He's bangs her in his eyes.

00:36:28.000 And then he comes up with something like, he's some sort of atheist you've never heard of.

00:36:32.000 Like, I'm a skeptic agnostic.

00:36:34.000 And everyone goes, ooh, that sounds weird.

00:36:36.000 I'm actually asexual.

00:36:37.000 I have no sexual preference.

00:36:39.000 Yeah, we're a thing.

00:36:40.000 So she's like, yeah, my children, I don't disclose their biological.

00:36:44.000 No one asks your biological sex of your child if it's not obvious.

00:36:48.000 They're just like, oh, that's Zayden.

00:36:49.000 Hey, Zayden, how you doing?

00:36:50.000 High five.

00:36:52.000 You don't go, what is that?

00:36:53.000 Oh, that's a girl.

00:36:55.000 She should have a dress on. 0.73

00:36:59.000 That's not fathomable.

00:37:01.000 They grow up.

00:37:01.000 They're told, you know, don't get dirty.

00:37:03.000 Don't do that.

00:37:04.000 That's not safe.

00:37:04.000 Be careful.

00:37:05.000 Those kinds of things.

00:37:07.000 That is the crux of it right now.

00:37:09.000 It's just like that other video we did where they go, some boys like dressing up, some girls like catching snakes.

00:37:16.000 Gender doesn't decide the choices we make. 1.00

00:37:19.000 Remember that?

00:37:20.000 And then we found out the people involved were really into serial killers.

00:37:23.000 I'm not saying this woman is secretly a serial killer, but it's the same assumption that we sit there and say to girls, hey, hey, don't get dirty.

00:37:32.000 You're a girl. 0.97

00:37:33.000 Yes, boys, you go in there and you get dirty. 1.00

00:37:35.000 No one gives a shit. 0.99

00:37:36.000 When you're at a place like that and there's wet mud everywhere, you think there's any parent holding the daughter back going, hey, hey, stay away from that super fun mud here on this Saturday where we're all partying. 0.99

00:37:48.000 You sit here with your little bobby socks and your pigtails while the boys get muddy.

00:37:54.000 You're more than a half a century out of date.

00:37:58.000 She thinks she's brave for letting her daughter get dirty.

00:38:00.000 By the way, you just gave away who the girl was.

00:38:03.000 Girl to think that they're not capable of doing all these things.

00:38:06.000 And then the young boys are told, oh, don't cry, you're okay, be strong.

00:38:10.000 And then they aren't comfortable having emotions.

00:38:13.000 Which pause a lot.

00:38:14.000 Okay, that's kind of a valid point. 0.99

00:38:17.000 I do think, actually, I don't like it when any of my kids cry for a stupid reason. 0.99

00:38:22.000 Like we ran out of chocolate ice cream. 0.99

00:38:24.000 If I saw boys or girls doing that, I'd say, oh, relax.

00:38:27.000 Jesus Christ.

00:38:28.000 People dying all over the world.

00:38:30.000 And you're complaining about ice cream.

00:38:32.000 But I think it's conceivable that a lot of fathers are more uncomfortable with their son bawling his eyes out all the time for no reason than his daughter.

00:38:42.000 It's disturbing in both cases.

00:38:44.000 In both cases, you only want them to cry when it's something serious.

00:38:47.000 But for the most part, men end up being leaders.

00:38:51.000 They end up being breadwinners.

00:38:53.000 Sorry, we haven't achieved full utopian equality.

00:38:56.000 And if your job is to keep a roof over four people's heads And make sure they have health care and make sure there's food in the fridge.

00:39:03.000 You can't afford to be too weak and self-indulgent.

00:39:06.000 You got to be kind of tough. 0.99

00:39:08.000 It's not, or at least let me put it this way: you have yet to prove to me that it's perfectly good for men to be constantly bawling their eyes out all the fucking time. 0.97

00:39:20.000 No, stiffen up, keep a stiff upper lip. 0.99

00:39:23.000 You're stronger.

00:39:24.000 You're physically stronger.

00:39:25.000 And you tend to be better at work.

00:39:27.000 You tend to be more eager to stay at the office all night and work.

00:39:31.000 So you're still kind of related to the caveman in that you have this predisposition to be stronger and tougher and more of a provider.

00:39:39.000 Providers can't bawl their eyes out at work.

00:39:42.000 It annoys their boss.

00:39:43.000 In fact, I've noticed that now that women are getting into the workforce, they're being criticized for crying. 1.00

00:39:49.000 And the boss from hell, Kelly Catrone, who had her own show, who was my wife's old boss, I think she wrote a book called No Crying at Work.

00:39:56.000 Men tend to be more dominant at work, especially after there's kids in the picture, so less crying.

00:40:01.000 So anyway, a sliver of a point there, but with no data to back it up, too.

00:40:06.000 This is just her assumption.

00:40:07.000 And she's changing the way the entire world or everyone, sorry, she's changing her entire children's universe based on this assumption that it's bad to tell boys not to cry too much.

00:40:17.000 I disagree with her.

00:40:21.000 Gender is not something that we have discussed with either of them at all, really.

00:40:25.000 We're as nervous about that as most parents are about like how our baby's made.

00:40:29.000 They haven't really asked about it, so we're waiting until that question comes up.

00:40:33.000 Whoa, just plug. 1.00

00:40:34.000 So I thought you were all natural and cool and progressive, and you can't even explain to your kid the birds and the bees, you fucking pussies. 1.00

00:40:43.000 We're really scared of that talk. 1.00

00:40:45.000 You know how much normal parents have talked to their kids about gender?

00:40:49.000 Zero.

00:40:50.000 Why would you talk to your kids about gender?

00:40:53.000 What a waste of time.

00:40:58.000 I think we're just kind of going to wing it a little bit when we get there.

00:41:01.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:41:02.000 telling them that gender is something that's fluid. 0.95

00:41:07.000 And a lot of people have penises, identify as being boys, but that's not something that... 0.89

00:41:17.000 Yeah, about 3.5 billion. 0.98

00:41:19.000 A lot. 0.99

00:41:21.000 In fact, it's probably easier to count the ones that have penises that think they're women. 1.00

00:41:27.000 That five years ago was about 30. 0.98

00:41:30.000 Now it's probably 3 million, thanks to this fad that is going on right now.

00:41:35.000 No, it's not science.

00:41:36.000 It's a fad.

00:41:37.000 You're imposing fashion on your children.

00:41:39.000 And you're doing it.

00:41:41.000 I'm just guessing here, but because they're weak.

00:41:44.000 They're followers.

00:41:45.000 They're clearly conformists.

00:41:46.000 They're scared of the birds and the bees.

00:41:48.000 These people are just trying to acquiesce as much as possible because, like the runt of the litter, they don't want to get eaten.

00:41:55.000 They don't want to get beaten with the hammer.

00:41:56.000 So they're like, can I just do that and hide here in political correctness?

00:42:02.000 It's necessary if you feel like you're a girl and vice versa. 0.97

00:42:06.000 Why are you appearing on the news too with this if you care about their well-being so much?

00:42:12.000 There is research that shows when you use gender binaries in our language, when we say good morning, boys and girls, or when we just say to our kids, come on, girls, or what a smart boy you are, using gender to sort and categorize and label kids.

00:42:26.000 We do know that that increases gender stereotypes.

00:42:30.000 Going to the hair co-op in your hair?

00:42:33.000 It says who?

00:42:34.000 Saying good morning, boys and girls increases gender stereotypes. 1.00

00:42:40.000 People are going to look back on 2019 and just go, what the fuck? 0.99

00:42:45.000 How was Trump president then? 0.99

00:42:47.000 I thought it sounds like a social justice warrior was president.

00:42:51.000 You said that saying good morning boys and girls perpetuates gender stereotypes.

00:42:56.000 Have you noticed they're always about controlling language?

00:42:59.000 Good morning people.

00:43:02.000 Good morning, humans.

00:43:04.000 Yeah, that doesn't enforce any that enforces a stereotype that your teacher has lost her mind.

00:43:11.000 Jane, how are you going to do it yourself?

00:43:15.000 There, I'm a girl today. 1.00

00:43:17.000 So no one gives a shit if their son puts a bullet in his hair. 1.00

00:43:20.000 I did it! 1.00

00:43:22.000 You did it!

00:43:23.000 Now we're...

00:43:27.000 220 members are in this club.

00:43:30.000 And now, bedtime.

00:43:33.000 As a result of raising these babies, I'm hoping that they'll grow up and be supportive of other people and who they are and how they feel and really confident and happy in who they are themselves.

00:43:46.000 Imagine the books they read their kids.

00:43:49.000 Vabies. 1.00

00:43:50.000 Well, the parents are raising babies, but the parents themselves are fucking babies. 1.00

00:44:09.000 How is this show going so far? 0.99

00:44:10.000 It's going pretty good.

00:44:11.000 Liking the costume talk.

00:44:14.000 Could be a little kookier, I think.

00:44:16.000 Of course.

00:44:17.000 Could always be a little kooky.

00:44:21.000 Well, pet peeve of mine with compound media is people with their bottles all over the table.

00:44:27.000 I used to always rail against that.

00:44:29.000 You're the one who made the cups happen, I think, right?

00:44:33.000 Yep.

00:44:36.000 Kanye is red-pilled, and it's funny hearing people talk about him because the left doesn't care about the truth anymore.

00:44:43.000 They just want to win.

00:44:44.000 So when one of their guys that they worship, and believe me, they worship Kanye, I think he's just one below Beyonce, maybe one above Kim Kardashian. 0.99

00:44:54.000 When he goes Trump, or not even Trump, but just like respects traditionalism, Jesus, and thinks that you should be able to vote non-liberal if you dare, just that is so radical that he's mentally ill. 0.99

00:45:09.000 He's a nut bar. 0.99

00:45:10.000 What does Zubi say? 0.86

00:45:11.000 Kanye has white liberals and the Democratic agenda for black people totally figured out.

00:45:17.000 That's why they tried to ruin him last year.

00:45:19.000 I've been trying to explain this to all of my black friends.

00:45:23.000 Yeah, he was literally, I don't like to overuse the word literally.

00:45:27.000 He was literally whisked away during a concert, put in a straitjacket and brought to a loony bin.

00:45:35.000 He was brought to a mental institution.

00:45:37.000 We're living in a time when there's, I think, we're up to 80,000 homeless in the streets of New York.

00:45:42.000 We totally ignore mental illness. 0.64

00:45:45.000 As we described on the other show, it's the number one cause of mass shootings, right above radical Islam. 1.00

00:45:52.000 And all of a sudden, when someone cool likes Trump, we have access to mental health care.

00:46:01.000 So listen to him talk and sound pretty reasonable, actually.

00:46:04.000 For us to have the...

00:46:11.000 They were fighting for us to have the right to our opinion, not the right to vote for whoever the white liberals said black people are supposed to vote for.

00:46:23.000 You get what I'm saying?

00:46:24.000 Then James Corden went in and said, well, this president, you're Christian, and this president, I don't see anything Christian about him.

00:46:32.000 I said, okay, so last year y'all tried to tell me who I was supposed to vote for because I'm black.

00:46:37.000 Now this year, white liberals trying to tell me who I'm supposed to vote for because I'm Christian.

00:46:42.000 That would be like, I live in Calabasa, so everyone in my car has got to be a convertible, huh?

00:46:47.000 It's just all based on y'all vision of what I'm supposed to do.

00:46:50.000 And I understand like a lot of people, it's not a matter of whether you like it or who like it.

00:46:57.000 We are in a country where we allowed to like whatever we like.

00:47:02.000 What do you say to people that say you turned your back on the culture or exactly?

00:47:08.000 100%.

00:47:09.000 I have turned my back on the idea of victimization mentality.

00:47:14.000 We are locked up.

00:47:16.000 We went from one and four.

00:47:17.000 We went from one and four to one and three.

00:47:20.000 But we always pointing at the white people. 0.54

00:47:25.000 But yet we want to spend all of our money on foreigns. 0.99

00:47:28.000 We want to spend all our money on luxury as opposed to going and buying some land.

00:47:34.000 America is for sale and there's a lot of barren land.

00:47:38.000 Disney bought a lot of it in Florida. 0.99

00:47:41.000 But the culture has you focused so much on fucking somebody, bitch, and pulling up in a foreign and rapping about things that could get you locked up and then saying you about prison reform. 1.00

00:47:53.000 Like, it's, bro, we brainwashed out here, bro. 1.00

00:47:59.000 Come on, man.

00:48:00.000 This is a free man talking.

00:48:05.000 Democrats had us voting Democrats for food staffs for years, bro.

00:48:09.000 What is you talking about?

00:48:11.000 Guns in the 80s, taking the fathers out the home, plan B, lowering our votes, making us abort our children?

00:48:18.000 Gosh and that kill. 0.96

00:48:20.000 Dude, I mean, obviously there's slang in there because that's his culture, but could that have sounded saner?

00:48:29.000 Yeah.

00:48:30.000 These are all very salient points.

00:48:32.000 This is not someone going, as well, as well, as well.

00:48:35.000 I wish I had that ready.

00:48:36.000 You know, what are the chances he hasn't stumbled across a Gavin McInnis video on his right-wing YouTube rabbit holes?

00:48:43.000 I've written some pretty shitty things about him in the past.

00:48:45.000 Oh, really?

00:48:46.000 Yeah.

00:48:48.000 Live by the Kanye, die by the Kanye. 1.00

00:48:50.000 And he's just a harmless retard. 1.00

00:48:52.000 I forgive him because that was old Kanye. 0.96

00:48:55.000 That's true.

00:48:56.000 So the way the left defines him now is he said slavery is a choice.

00:48:59.000 So he's Mr. Slavery is a choice.

00:49:01.000 I'm sorry he misspoke.

00:49:03.000 He later clarified and said, I meant talking about slavery all the time and making it your existence. 0.91

00:49:08.000 That's a choice.

00:49:11.000 And this goes back to this obsession with typos, where they go, like there was the guy with the Straight Pride Parade, where he said, we are a racist organization.

00:49:22.000 Sorry, a non-racist organization.

00:49:23.000 And everyone went, ah, and that was a huge Twitter moment that he accidentally said racist instead of non-racist.

00:49:29.000 It's called a typo.

00:49:32.000 He forgot non and he corrected it.

00:49:35.000 Oh, Freudian slip.

00:49:38.000 Jesus.

00:49:38.000 Or like I said, and this also appeared in the court documents.

00:49:42.000 I said, oh, yeah.

00:49:43.000 And then when we're fighting for the Constitution, the day that it's the 14th Amendment, I may have a tummy ache fighting for that.

00:49:48.000 And then maybe it's because I'm Canadian, but I thought that was the women's voting thing, but that was the freed slaves being able to vote. 1.00

00:49:55.000 I made a mistake.

00:49:57.000 It's not a dictum.

00:49:58.000 I'm not Mao. 0.92

00:49:59.000 Millions of people didn't go out in the streets and start killing black people because of that.

00:50:04.000 It really, it's anti-free speech.

00:50:07.000 When they hover over these typos and define you by the time you misspoke, what they're really doing is saying, don't speak.

00:50:15.000 This is all about free speech.

00:50:17.000 All of this vilification for saying the wrong thing, the end result, what they're going for is so you don't say the right thing, which our old boy Nick Cave said.

00:50:26.000 I didn't get to this last week, but remember the devil's right hand.

00:50:30.000 Gong. 0.88

00:50:33.000 Also, birthday party deep in the woods, scariest song ever made.

00:50:37.000 But Nick Cave slams woke culture as an assault on free speech.

00:50:41.000 Thank you, Nicholas.

00:50:44.000 He says, I tend to be uncomfortable in all ideologies that brand themselves as the truth or the way.

00:50:49.000 This not only includes most religions, but also atheism, radical bipartisan politics, or any system of thought, including woke culture, that finds its energy in self-righteous belief and the suppression of contrary systems of thought.

00:51:04.000 Regardless of the virtuous intentions of many woke issues, it is its lack of humility and the paternalistic and doctrinal sureness of its claims that repel me.

00:51:13.000 That's another thing, too, by the way.

00:51:15.000 On this show, we don't say it's our way or the highway.

00:51:18.000 We can't enforce anything.

00:51:19.000 So we're all about freedom, all about meritocracy.

00:51:22.000 Have we sat here and said that Antifa can never have a rally? 1.00

00:51:27.000 Do we give a shit? 0.99

00:51:29.000 I wish the courts would recognize this more. 1.00

00:51:31.000 Proud boys don't go to Antifa things.

00:51:33.000 Mark Bray put out the Anarchist Handbook.

00:51:36.000 He went on an entire book tour of the country.

00:51:38.000 Not once did patriots show up and try to shut it down.

00:51:42.000 I go to NYU to do a talk, the consensual speech that the local Republicans set up.

00:51:48.000 I get pepper sprayed in the face.

00:51:51.000 So you can say that we're dogmatic and we have this, we're the way, we talk about the truth. 1.00

00:51:57.000 No, we're saying our opinions and ironically, we're fighting for you to have your stupid opinions too. 1.00

00:52:05.000 And I noticed this too when Judd Lagoon. 0.99

00:52:09.000 Oh, wait, sorry, before that, remember we were talking about how they want to shut us up because listening to people like me and whatever, Paul Joseph, Watson, Ben Shapiro, leads to radicalization.

00:52:22.000 This subtext being that the radicalization will be a mass shooting and we'll all die.

00:52:28.000 But a study came out where they discovered that having voices like mine actually prevents radicalization.

00:52:37.000 See, before it was just liberals, and then this is what they want, ironically.

00:52:42.000 That's the funny thing about all this control is you end up worse, you end up with less freedom and more Nazis when we do it your way, the socialist way. 0.82

00:52:52.000 Socialism leads to Nazism, and here's why. 0.93

00:52:55.000 When you shut down me and everyone that's normal right, slightly moderate, right of center, socially liberal, libertarian, closed border, paleocon conservatives, when you shut us down, then the landscape is just AOC, radical left, and that weird little sliver of Nazis in the far, far corner. 0.79

00:53:14.000 When you wipe out everything else, then where are they going to end up? 1.00

00:53:18.000 They're either going to end up with your crazy ass, where it's a hate crime to not want to fuck a tranny, or you end up here in the alt-right. 1.00

00:53:26.000 Have you found this link yet? 1.00

00:53:28.000 It's chronologically next.

00:53:31.000 Can con YouTube content leads to de-radicalization?

00:53:36.000 Okay.

00:53:38.000 Oh, man.

00:53:42.000 1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000, 4, 1,000, 5, 1,000, 6, 1,000, 7, 1,000.

00:53:48.000 What are you doing, dude?

00:53:49.000 It's in order.

00:53:50.000 It's the next link.

00:53:51.000 There was Nick Cave.

00:53:52.000 Okay, gotcha.

00:53:54.000 The font was very tiny on that.

00:53:56.000 Because the bold font was not what it had said.

00:53:59.000 Contrary to Gateway Drug Narrative, new study shows intellectual dark web, i.e., Jordan Peterson, Prager, U. Joe Rogan, Ben Shapiro, Ruben Report is de-radicalizing potential alt-right viewers.

00:54:09.000 And thanks for reading that so eloquently.

00:54:11.000 So click on that graph.

00:54:15.000 Commercely, despite the alt-light, which is, I guess, does, and alt-right stepping up its content creation activity in 27-2018, viewership of such content has been declining.

00:54:25.000 Wait a minute.

00:54:26.000 I don't think this guy knows what alt-light means.

00:54:28.000 Increased competition from traditional, conservative, and liberal viewpoints enticed large portions of this audience to abandon what was once the only game in town.

00:54:37.000 Now, go back to the chart before that.

00:54:40.000 This is a very interesting chart.

00:54:42.000 Alt-right is the red.

00:54:45.000 Is that alt-light?

00:54:47.000 Okay.

00:54:48.000 Alt-light is the red, and alt-right is that sort of puky green.

00:54:52.000 It's at the very bottom, right?

00:54:54.000 It goes up as they get more informed.

00:54:56.000 And then when they ultimately get more informed, it goes back down.

00:55:00.000 And it's at the bottom there with skeptics.

00:55:02.000 And skeptics, really, it's healthy to be skeptical, obviously, but you haven't done your homework yet. 0.99

00:55:08.000 You know, you can be skeptical about certain creams curing cancer, but eventually you're going to read enough and realize it's bullshit. 0.97

00:55:15.000 The only way to cure cancer is early detection. 0.97

00:55:17.000 It's like when you're a kid and you try berries, and you know those berries that aren't good to eat, you're just like, oh, guess that's a gross berry, but you got to try the gross berries.

00:55:29.000 Thank you for that analogy, Ryan.

00:55:30.000 Back to the chart, please.

00:55:33.000 I don't know why you left it.

00:55:35.000 So, alt-light, which I guess is us, and conservative, they all start splattering up as they get more and more information, as they do more and more research.

00:55:48.000 And who's the winner at the top of this chart?

00:55:51.000 A smattering of liberals, a lot of alt-light, although that's going down, and predominantly conservative voices.

00:55:58.000 So this chart directly contradicts their agenda.

00:56:01.000 Their agenda is the more of those green guys at the top we have, the more the puke green flourishes. 1.00

00:56:08.000 The puke green dies.

00:56:09.000 That's what I've always said about fascism. 0.77

00:56:12.000 It dies on its own.

00:56:14.000 When Winston Churchill declared war on Germany, the head of the UK Fascist Party said, I'm with you, Churchill.

00:56:20.000 I'm with Britain.

00:56:22.000 He was a fascist, but he didn't like Hitler because Hitler's German. 0.73

00:56:26.000 Fascists are very local.

00:56:28.000 They don't spread well. 1.00

00:56:29.000 Communism spreads well because it's like every free shit for everyone. 1.00

00:56:35.000 Of course, that free shit ends up being actual shit. 1.00

00:56:41.000 And this is why they want to shut us up, because charts like that kill the narrative. 1.00

00:56:45.000 And the truth is, sunlight is the best disinfectant.

00:56:47.000 And the more information you have, the more speech you have, the more normal you are, not the more radical.

00:56:55.000 But I thought this was interesting.

00:56:57.000 Judd Legum, who, by the way, Judd means river in Hebrew, I believe.

00:57:03.000 Legum is French for vegetables.

00:57:06.000 So his is a river of vegetables, which is explosive diarrhea.

00:57:10.000 The guy's name means diarrhea. 0.93

00:57:11.000 So I call him diarrhea. 0.97

00:57:14.000 Diarrhea hates open discussions. 0.97

00:57:16.000 Look at this.

00:57:16.000 Facebook's new section of trusted news sources will include Breitbart, a website that featured a section on black crime and laundered white nationalist talking points.

00:57:26.000 Is black crime not a thing? 1.00

00:57:28.000 Is 14% of the population not responsible for 50% of the violent crimes, as Candace Owens pointed out? 0.69

00:57:35.000 People talk about white-collar crime.

00:57:37.000 They tend to mean white people when they say that.

00:57:39.000 But when you think of black crime, you think of the shootings in Chicago.

00:57:43.000 I think it deserves a category. 0.98

00:57:44.000 It's not like some random black guy gets in a fight with his wife and shoots her, and that's in black crime. 0.98

00:57:51.000 They clearly mean gangs. 0.98

00:57:52.000 And we're up to, Judd, in case you're curious, you seem to genuinely care about black people.

00:57:58.000 19 are murdered a day, every single day, in gang violence.

00:58:02.000 So I guess we won't talk about that.

00:58:05.000 Let's stick to Dylan Roof and Heather Heyer.

00:58:07.000 That's where the conversation has to go.

00:58:09.000 But I just thought that tweet was interesting because Facebook lists a whole bunch of right-wing and left-wing sites.

00:58:15.000 They're going to now be including as trusted news sources, and Judd's bitching that there's conservatives on it.

00:58:20.000 In other words, he only wants one side of the argument.

00:58:23.000 In other words, Diarrhea Boy here is against free speech.

00:58:27.000 Why would you be against free speech?

00:58:29.000 The more, the Merrier.

00:58:31.000 Let a thousand flowers bloom.

00:58:35.000 So now we're skipping down to the real story here. 1.00

00:58:38.000 I got a lot on this shit. 0.99

00:58:41.000 952 links coming up. 0.99

00:58:45.000 Maybe we should have a break.

00:58:46.000 Oh, we don't have commercials here.

00:58:49.000 And we don't have a guest today.

00:58:50.000 You know who I want to talk to is Tommy Sotomayor.

00:58:53.000 That'd be cool.

00:58:54.000 About all of this.

00:58:56.000 The fact that we're still talking about race in a time when we had kind of moved on.

00:59:02.000 Like by the 90s, we were pretty good. 0.97

00:59:05.000 And I think with gender and sexism, we became so feminist that girls were ugly. 1.00

00:59:10.000 Girls had Doc Martin shoes on. 0.99

00:59:12.000 Look at Kennedy when she was a VJ in MTV. 1.00

00:59:15.000 She looked like shit. 1.00

00:59:17.000 Now she's way hotter. 1.00

00:59:21.000 Anyway, okay, so this weekend, we had, what do you got?

00:59:27.000 No, that's her now. 0.97

00:59:28.000 She's a Benjamin Buttons babe. 1.00

00:59:30.000 She was hideous in the 80s. 0.96

00:59:34.000 I didn't even think she was that old to be popular in the 80s. 0.95

00:59:37.000 I thought she was like in her 90s. 0.65

00:59:38.000 90s.

00:59:39.000 Sorry, 90s.

00:59:40.000 Oh, okay.

00:59:40.000 She's probably about 40.

00:59:42.000 She looked younger.

00:59:43.000 She always looked younger to me.

00:59:44.000 She's a catch. 1.00

00:59:45.000 Such a great person.

00:59:48.000 And just fun to grab a beer with.

00:59:49.000 She's one of the most relaxing people I've ever hung out with.

00:59:55.000 All right, so SNL had a thing on the, and I don't know what is happening with their weekend updates, but I can't say it's affirmative action because it's a white guy.

01:00:04.000 But look how stiff and awkward this is.

01:00:06.000 Go back to the beginning.

01:00:09.000 Well, it's been another less than ideal week for President Trump.

01:00:13.000 A top diplomat confirmed the quid pro quo with Ukraine.

01:00:17.000 Public support for impeachment rose to over half the country, and they even took Trump's name off his own.

01:00:22.000 I would love to interrogate him and have him explain to me what the quid pro quo controversy with Ukraine was.

01:00:30.000 skating rinks in New York.

01:00:32.000 You know you're losing support among white voters when you're He said you guys should investigate Biden's dealings in Ukraine.

01:00:39.000 They said we did.

01:00:40.000 Actually, we tried to.

01:00:41.000 The guy in charge of the investigation was fired.

01:00:44.000 Huh.

01:00:44.000 And then we find out that Biden was bragging that he insisted on a quid pro quo and denied them hundreds of millions unless they dropped the case.

01:00:53.000 Trump suggested you redo the case.

01:00:55.000 That became Trump is trying to sabotage his political opponents.

01:00:59.000 Well, no, look, you're the guys who had Trump bugged in Trump Tower during the election.

01:01:05.000 May we not investigate an actual crime? 0.99

01:01:07.000 And that becomes he's fucked with Ukraine. 0.99

01:01:12.000 Keep going. 0.99

01:01:12.000 I'm going to appeal to ice skaters. 0.99

01:01:15.000 Earlier today, Trump fired back at all his critics with this tweet.

01:01:19.000 Four dots.

01:01:21.000 That was the whole tweet.

01:01:23.000 And while you might think it's a mistake, it's still up on his account and it's got 41,000 likes.

01:01:29.000 Four dots is maybe the most ominous thing you could possibly tweet when you're president, except what he tweeted just an hour ago, which was, something very big has just happened.

01:01:39.000 With no further explanation.

01:01:41.000 Which with Trump could either mean we just invaded Mexico or the McRib is back.

01:01:47.000 But still, Trump has his supporters increasing House Republicans.

01:01:51.000 So of course, the big news was, okay, you're going to have to jump down now.

01:02:02.000 You see pics, Donald Trump Jr.

01:02:04.000 Go to the picture was fake.

01:02:08.000 The big news was that he got, what's his name again?

01:02:12.000 ISIL Baghdadi Akbar Malakbik.

01:02:16.000 I thought Baghdad was amazing.

01:02:17.000 Everything you need to know about Trump is in these two picks.

01:02:20.000 The Osama bin Laden raid pick was taken in real time.

01:02:24.000 The Baghdad raid pick was taken hours later.

01:02:27.000 Trump was playing golf when it happened.

01:02:30.000 I love this because guess what?

01:02:32.000 Obama was playing golf when it happened. 1.00

01:02:36.000 That's why he's wearing a fucking golf jacket, you stupid bitch. 1.00

01:02:39.000 Look at him. 1.00

01:02:40.000 Oh, yeah.

01:02:42.000 He's dressed in his golf attire and he's wearing golf shoes.

01:02:46.000 He heard about this on the ninth hole and hurried in.

01:02:51.000 And apparently Trump also left his ninth hole to come and join this. 0.99

01:02:56.000 I don't really give a shit if the picture was staged. 0.99

01:02:59.000 Who cares? 0.97

01:03:00.000 Why are you so obsessed with typos?

01:03:03.000 The point is that those men helped facilitate the capture of the head of ISIS.

01:03:08.000 And the last takeaway has been. 0.99

01:03:12.000 And not only are they, they go, actually, he was kind of a jerk about how he killed him. 0.98

01:03:18.000 And you should see the way they're describing this guy. 0.98

01:03:21.000 They're calling him cunning and enigmatic.

01:03:24.000 Check out the New York Times quote here.

01:03:26.000 Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the cunning and enigmatic black-clad leader.

01:03:31.000 Oh, it's just like what's his name?

01:03:33.000 Moynihan, Colin Moynihan describing Antifa as black-clad protesters of the Islamic State who transformed.

01:03:42.000 Is that the New York Times link like I asked?

01:03:45.000 Or is that Newsweek?

01:03:47.000 Oh, here we go.

01:03:48.000 Here we go.

01:03:50.000 Who transformed a flagging insurgency into a global terrorist network that drew tens of thousands of recruits from 100 countries, has died at 48.

01:04:00.000 Cunning and enigmatic.

01:04:04.000 Wow.

01:04:06.000 I would love it if somebody called me that.

01:04:08.000 Yeah.

01:04:10.000 If you called me that in the New York Times, you would get tons of hate mail and they'd eventually change it.

01:04:14.000 Wow, that's so true.

01:04:16.000 And then Newsweek, the previous link you had, they go, this isn't really a big deal.

01:04:21.000 They go, he wasn't really the leader.

01:04:23.000 Like he just, he would just call the shot.

01:04:25.000 Like someone else would say, should we bomb this place? 0.66

01:04:26.000 And he'd say yes or no.

01:04:28.000 Yeah, that's what leaders do, dude.

01:04:31.000 And then they go, plus, they already have a new guy anyway.

01:04:34.000 So it's not that big of a deal.

01:04:35.000 Can you imagine us saying that about Osama bin Laden after Barack Obama stopped his golf game to take him out?

01:04:43.000 I'm saying that to the soldiers that perform the thing.

01:04:45.000 They're all sweaty.

01:04:47.000 He wasn't really the leader.

01:04:48.000 It would be like when I joke with Joe Biggs and say, yeah, so your Purple Heart's for a car accident?

01:04:55.000 But check out this InfoWars montage of people going, I mean, It's not that big of a deal.

01:05:03.000 Go through the main door because that was booby-trapped.

01:05:07.000 And it was something really amazing to see.

01:05:11.000 I got to watch it along with General Milley, Vice President Pence, others in the situation room.

01:05:20.000 And we watched it.

01:05:21.000 It's so clearly.

01:05:26.000 How did you watch the camera?

01:05:27.000 Well, I don't want to say how, but we had absolutely problematic.

01:05:29.000 Imagine the head of ISIS is killed, and your question is, are you sure you saw it?

01:05:34.000 What kind of cameras was it on?

01:05:35.000 I bet you're lying.

01:05:37.000 It's the hunt for typos.

01:05:41.000 That's the name of the story.

01:05:43.000 The technology there alone is really good.

01:05:46.000 It bothered me a little bit, some of what the president did in providing detail about taking back to the United States pieces of Baghdadi's body.

01:05:57.000 It bothered me a little bit hearing the president talk about some of that Syrian oil being ours.

01:06:03.000 Your Thai bothers me. 1.00

01:06:04.000 I wouldn't want to desecrate the head of ISIS. 0.70

01:06:07.000 Yeah, unreal.

01:06:08.000 This reminds me of when Osama bin Laden was buried at sea.

01:06:11.000 His sons complained that it was disrespectful.

01:06:13.000 Yeah, was 9-11 respectful?

01:06:15.000 Yeah.

01:06:18.000 That's what inspires some extremists.

01:06:21.000 I wonder here if this type of killing only reinforces the ideology of Baghdadi's followers and in fact strengthens it.

01:06:32.000 My understanding, interestingly enough, and trustfully enough, that pause.

01:06:38.000 Where are they in a Venezuelan grocery store?

01:06:41.000 How perfect that the two socialists are standing in an empty grocery store.

01:06:46.000 That's so the arena for a Hillary Clinton book signing. 1.00

01:06:52.000 Guys, whoever allowed that video to happen needs to be fired.

01:06:57.000 is that that mission was accomplished with information supplied by the Kurds.

01:07:06.000 Nothing?

01:07:07.000 No, actually, maybe not.

01:07:09.000 Trump has turned his back and betrayed the Kurds.

01:07:12.000 Samantha, overnight, this news of the raid, the president obviously speaking at great length, sharing incredible detail about this mission in Syria.

01:07:21.000 What strikes you?

01:07:23.000 Well, this is obviously a major accomplishment, but from a counterterrorism perspective, the president's engagement with the media on this, Brian, is pretty surprising to me.

01:07:32.000 This is a high-risk period.

01:07:34.000 Immediately after a special operation like this, there is increased risk of retaliatory attacks and risk to human sources on the ground in Syria, for example.

01:07:42.000 The level of insight that President Trump went into in that press conference increases the risk to sources that may still be on the ground.

01:07:51.000 It's really interesting.

01:07:52.000 I remember my friend David Cross's cousin, Aviva, said to me, I was talking about borders and how we need a wall and stuff.

01:07:58.000 And this is way before Trump.

01:08:00.000 This is Obama days.

01:08:02.000 And she goes, but don't you understand that by building that wall and keeping them out, it's just going to make them more angry?

01:08:10.000 Okay.

01:08:12.000 The wall in Israel made Palestinians more angry.

01:08:16.000 That was kind of flattery.

01:08:20.000 Keep going with her.

01:08:21.000 And by the way, they were making fun of Trump on SNL for saying something big is about to happen and then not explaining it.

01:08:27.000 And then she is saying he gave too much away.

01:08:32.000 He did wait.

01:08:32.000 He should have waited.

01:08:33.000 He sent out that cryptic tweet, got us all excited, and then hit us with the neutron bomb of info after it was safe to tell us.

01:08:42.000 She goes on and on and on.

01:08:43.000 You may have to dread.

01:08:47.000 Are you saying it's irresponsible?

01:08:48.000 I think it is irresponsible.

01:08:50.000 I think it puts sources at risk.

01:08:52.000 And it's unnecessary at this point.

01:08:53.000 He could have been much more succinct in what he said.

01:08:57.000 Typically, you have all these talking points scrubbed by the intelligence community.

01:09:01.000 He played a very aftermath.

01:09:03.000 Oh, Susan Rice.

01:09:03.000 Well, obviously it's a major milestone, and it's one that we all should be welcoming, quite plainly.

01:09:08.000 But it doesn't mean that the fight against ISIS is over.

01:09:12.000 What?

01:09:12.000 And it doesn't mean that we can declare mission accomplished and just walk away.

01:09:17.000 What we've seen time and time.

01:09:18.000 Just pause.

01:09:19.000 This is exactly like charter schools, where de Blasio says, yes, charter schools are effective, but not every kid in Harlem gets to go to a charter school. 0.99

01:09:28.000 Yeah, because you won't allow them shit for brains. 0.99

01:09:31.000 Susan Rice. 0.99

01:09:32.000 Again, in this part of the world, is that when the pressure is relieved on terrorist organizations, whether al-Qaeda or ISIS, they are able to reconstitute.

01:09:41.000 So we need to be vigilant.

01:09:42.000 We need to maintain a minimal presence in order to ensure that the pressure stays on ISIS.

01:09:49.000 Moments of Baghdadi's life that he repeatedly characterized, called him a dog, whimpering, crying.

01:09:57.000 He wanted ISIS's followers to see him like that.

01:10:01.000 Margaret, would you advise this?

01:10:03.000 This is piling on.

01:10:04.000 The one part of the president's remarks that did bother me was this continual piling on of humiliation.

01:10:10.000 Pile on.

01:10:10.000 The humiliation.

01:10:11.000 The head of ISIS. 0.81

01:10:13.000 Oh my God. 0.94

01:10:14.000 They were really, he was really shocked to call the head of ISIS a dog. 0.87

01:10:18.000 You know that's going to anger Arabs and make them hate us more, like that's possible. 1.00

01:10:22.000 Appropriate.

01:10:23.000 But you're sending a signal to some of his followers around the world that could cause them to lash out possibly more harshly in the wake of the world.

01:10:30.000 You don't want a locker room kind of feel to this.

01:10:33.000 Right.

01:10:33.000 And that was one thing we worked really hard on after the bin Laden raid is don't make those kind of statements because it does inspire other people.

01:10:40.000 Yeah, there were lots of moments during Donald Trump's speech which jarred to some degree.

01:10:45.000 It was extraordinary how the communications were managed.

01:10:49.000 There's a long trail ahead of him actually finally releasing details, explicit details, some of which sort of echoed, and frankly, the crudeness you would often expect to hear maybe from ISIS about the whimpering, screaming Baghdadi pinned down in a sealed tunnel, killing himself and his three children.

01:11:07.000 It was sort of disturbing.

01:11:08.000 You just let something slip there, dude.

01:11:10.000 I don't think you meant to say that.

01:11:12.000 That he brought his wife and his children down with him to prevent himself from getting shot.

01:11:18.000 That's right.

01:11:18.000 His own three children as a shield.

01:11:21.000 And then when he realized that wasn't going to happen, he blew up his entire family.

01:11:26.000 No mention of that.

01:11:27.000 Besides that accidental flub, this is The problem with this country in a nutshell.

01:11:32.000 This is Trump derangement syndrome.

01:11:33.000 He can do no right. 1.00

01:11:35.000 And this is why he will win in 2020 because you guys are all assholes. 1.00

01:11:40.000 You're spoiled brats and pussies. 1.00

01:11:44.000 Here, go to some of these pics. 1.00

01:11:46.000 So, WAPO, Washington Post, has an obit for him.

01:11:52.000 And what do they call him?

01:11:53.000 They call him cunning and brave or something.

01:11:58.000 So people started mocking the obituary.

01:12:01.000 I guess I should have started with the obituary, but there was a couple of them.

01:12:05.000 He was described fondly by a lot of people.

01:12:07.000 Jason Bloomberg had a brutal one. 1.00

01:12:13.000 Oh, fuck, Brian. 1.00

01:12:15.000 A lot of pictures. 1.00

01:12:18.000 Nope.

01:12:19.000 Not Jen Kirkman.

01:12:21.000 Nope.

01:12:23.000 Okay.

01:12:24.000 Yeah, there's one.

01:12:25.000 Well, here, go to the next one, the Bloomberg.

01:12:28.000 So Islamic State Leader Abu Barak Baghdadi transformed himself from little-known teacher of Quranic recitation into the self-proclaimed ruler of an entity that covered swaths of Syria and Iraq.

01:12:40.000 Frankly.

01:12:42.000 So that's Bloomberg.

01:12:44.000 That's not even who they're making fun of.

01:12:45.000 So we have Cunning and Enigmatic from the New York Times.

01:12:49.000 We have, what was the Bloomberg one?

01:12:51.000 Bloomberg was basically he came for electricity.

01:12:55.000 He transformed himself.

01:12:57.000 Little-known teacher.

01:13:00.000 And so, and then the Washington Post, I don't think I included the Washington Post.

01:13:03.000 Maybe we'll get to that.

01:13:04.000 Yeah, yeah, there it is.

01:13:05.000 Go back, go back.

01:13:06.000 There.

01:13:07.000 So Donald Trump Jr. points it out.

01:13:09.000 And he goes, enemy of the people, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, austere religious scholar at Helm of Islamic State, dies.

01:13:18.000 He just died. 1.00

01:13:19.000 No, he blew himself up with his children, you cunts. 1.00

01:13:23.000 Austere. 1.00

01:13:24.000 Austere.

01:13:26.000 There's reverence in that word.

01:13:27.000 I've never heard anyone described as austere before, besides maybe like Greta Garbo.

01:13:32.000 It's from the 1920s.

01:13:35.000 Flappers were austere.

01:13:37.000 It's cold and austere.

01:13:39.000 Have you ever heard anyone described as austere?

01:13:43.000 No, no.

01:13:44.000 No.

01:13:45.000 So anyway, everyone starts making fun of them for that.

01:13:47.000 Oh, Fred.

01:13:48.000 Some of them are pretty good.

01:13:49.000 Like this one.

01:13:51.000 Mao Zedong, who saved 20 to 45 million of his own people from having to suffer through the struggle of existence, dies at 82.

01:13:58.000 I emailed Jason after that and said, dude, it's 80 million.

01:14:02.000 It's not 20 to 45.

01:14:04.000 And then Lauren Chen.

01:14:06.000 Adolf Hitler, dedicated art enthusiast, animal rights activist, and talented orator, dies at 56.

01:14:13.000 Keep going.

01:14:15.000 By the way, Trump was in trouble for calling the press the enemy of the people, and this is how they describe a mass murderer who murdered his own children.

01:14:23.000 They call him austere, cunning, enigmatic.

01:14:29.000 Osama bin Laden, religious philanthropist, leader, and inspiration, dead at 54.

01:14:33.000 Bin Laden was most recognized for his inspiration in New York City's financial rebuilding and revitalization.

01:14:41.000 Wow.

01:14:41.000 I think that's the winner, right?

01:14:43.000 What is Ben Shapiro?

01:14:44.000 Charles Manson, famous songwriter and meditation leader, dead at 83.

01:14:48.000 That's pretty good.

01:14:49.000 But the winner is definitely that.

01:14:55.000 Oh, Sebastian Gorka had a good one, didn't he?

01:14:58.000 Sebastian Gorka.

01:15:00.000 We got to do something better about these pictures.

01:15:02.000 This is not a good thing.

01:15:02.000 I wanted to order them out with you.

01:15:08.000 Yeah, that was it.

01:15:10.000 So, Ilhan Omar, the day of this, doesn't mention it at all, and then just posts a picture of her wearing a shirt from CARE, the unindicted co-conspirator in the largest mass killing in American history.

01:15:24.000 Is she talking about 9-11?

01:15:26.000 I guess I cropped it there.

01:15:28.000 She does this a few times.

01:15:30.000 When there's something going on like that, she'll just send this sort of cryptic message that has nothing to do with the thing, but is irreverent in and of itself, in that she's just posting something that's irrelevant.

01:15:40.000 You know what I mean?

01:15:41.000 Like, this is how not important it is to me.

01:15:44.000 Yeah, this is her little game.

01:15:45.000 She did something on 9-11.

01:15:48.000 She put something out on Instagram like, hey, just enjoying my garden.

01:15:52.000 I can't remember exactly what it was, but it was something like that.

01:15:55.000 I'm going to blow my nose.

01:16:00.000 That's a weird name.

01:16:01.000 I'm taking a big risk here.

01:16:06.000 Was this from nose blowing?

01:16:09.000 Because one time at Rooster, I had a man pon because it was July. 0.99

01:16:14.000 Oh, and I threw it in the garbage.

01:16:15.000 And my co-worker had to blow his nose. 0.95

01:16:18.000 And he reached and he found that, and he blew his nose, and he put my man pon on his actual nose.

01:16:24.000 I think he was bleeding after he scrubbed his nose so hard.

01:16:29.000 Anyway, this is the end.

01:16:31.000 This is a whole Baghdadi segment. 0.85

01:16:36.000 At the end of all this, Trump went to the World Series where the Nats are wrapping it up with the Astros.

01:16:42.000 I think tonight is the last game.

01:16:45.000 Now, Manhattan voted 1%.

01:16:48.000 1% of Manhattan voters voted for Trump.

01:16:51.000 D.C. is pretty much the same at 4%.

01:16:54.000 Everyone in DC hates Trump.

01:16:56.000 You wear a MAGA hat in D.C. and you're a very brave person, but you go, wait a minute, isn't the government there?

01:17:01.000 Yeah, the Republicans hate him too.

01:17:05.000 What are you doing over there?

01:17:07.000 Following along, seeing what's going on.

01:17:14.000 I'm going to the last below Sebastian Gorka.

01:17:17.000 We have Booing at Trump.

01:17:18.000 Gotcha.

01:17:21.000 So the reason that he's hated in Washington, D.C., and it's only 4%, even though it should be 50-50 there, is because Republicans hate him too.

01:17:29.000 Because he wants to drain the swamp.

01:17:31.000 He's getting them fired also.

01:17:33.000 He's an enemy of the establishment.

01:17:34.000 That means both sides.

01:17:36.000 So he goes to the game, which I don't think most presidents do, especially not the final game.

01:17:42.000 He goes to the game, and we hear some booing.

01:17:47.000 It's kind of hard to tell, but...

01:17:56.000 Can you hear that?

01:17:57.000 Yeah.

01:17:57.000 I've heard others where it's clearer.

01:17:59.000 The lock him up chants, I don't hear.

01:18:01.000 never heard the lock them up chant But I think this was 4D chess.

01:18:12.000 ...

01:18:22.000 Not even a big game, really.

01:18:24.000 Not V game, right?

01:18:28.000 So here's what I think he did.

01:18:30.000 He goes, I know I'll never get DC.

01:18:32.000 4% is never going up to 51. 0.99

01:18:35.000 So why don't I go there the day I kill the head of ISIS and I'll get booed. 0.99

01:18:40.000 Maybe someone will throw a milkshake at me. 1.00

01:18:43.000 And all the other towns in the country will go, those fucking DC, LA, and New York, those elitist snob cities with no respect for the government and for order are booing me the day I kill the head of ISIS. 1.00

01:19:01.000 You see, you can't please these lunatics. 1.00

01:19:04.000 And that's what gets them votes. 0.97

01:19:07.000 You know what gets Trump re-elected?

01:19:09.000 Is Trump derangement syndrome.

01:19:13.000 All right, let's wrap it up here.

01:19:15.000 We've been chatting for quite a while.

01:19:20.000 But before we go, let's do the mailbag.

01:19:23.000 I haven't checked in on the mail in quite a bit, and you can read it for the first time together.

01:19:27.000 Does that sound fun to you?

01:19:28.000 Yes.

01:19:29.000 Yes. 1.00

01:19:30.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death. 1.00

01:19:34.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag. 1.00

01:19:40.000 Let me touch it.

01:19:47.000 All right.

01:19:48.000 That one seems complicated.

01:19:55.000 This guy, Jesse Roach, says, it's not a Venn moment.

01:19:58.000 It's your VD.

01:20:00.000 Hey, John, did you get your VD yet?

01:20:03.000 Yeah, it was awful.

01:20:04.000 No, thank you.

01:20:04.000 I think Vin moment was good.

01:20:07.000 It was hilarious.

01:20:08.000 Crippled Bear.

01:20:10.000 It's not a good time for people to put money on John and Max's commissary.

01:20:13.000 If other inmates find that out, they have a lot of money.

01:20:16.000 They'll become targets.

01:20:17.000 They really only need a decent amount for the first month so they can buy television or radio pillow sneakers.

01:20:22.000 After that, more than $100 a month is asking for trouble. 1.00

01:20:25.000 I did time because I killed black transsexual prostitutes. 1.00

01:20:28.000 No. 1.00

01:20:28.000 Okay. 1.00

01:20:29.000 I believe them.

01:20:31.000 That's an interesting point, though.

01:20:33.000 But we have also talked to people who say what you do is you just don't flaunt it.

01:20:39.000 And when you get stuff, you hide it.

01:20:45.000 Lorentz.

01:20:46.000 I think this is coming from far away because there's a lot of umlots and stuff. 1.00

01:20:50.000 I just watched Gavin McInnis is a fucking asshole, and I loved it. 1.00

01:20:53.000 It was great. 1.00

01:20:53.000 Your kids are going to love it when they're 18. 1.00

01:20:55.000 I heard from Kenny Hotz that used to steal Goth's kids' notebooks when they refused to play the how-much game.

01:21:00.000 If that is true, please elaborate.

01:21:02.000 I've done the same.

01:21:03.000 Myself and my friend Dryhee from laughter when we read those small notebooks, compounded of miseries of their bosses and drugged girlfriends.

01:21:09.000 Sincerely, P.S., you should let Ryan go on sickly for a week, do a solo show a week.

01:21:14.000 He, Ryan, does not sound well.

01:21:15.000 Yeah, he was sick.

01:21:16.000 We were both sick. 1.00

01:21:17.000 Gavin McKinnis is a fucking asshole. 1.00

01:21:18.000 It's a compilation of sketches I put out a long time ago that I stopped selling because I realized it was just really vain because it's just me, me, me, me, me. 1.00

01:21:26.000 But they weren't goths.

01:21:29.000 No, I would steal people's diaries when I found them.

01:21:32.000 And I have about three or four at home.

01:21:35.000 And they are a joy, including this one book I found of black and white photographs where this young girl, she's probably about 19, is writing about herself like she's some sort of, I don't know, relevant figure.

01:21:47.000 And she talks about herself in the second person for the whole thing.

01:21:50.000 And it's like, Mark was the first to befriend her.

01:21:54.000 Veronica, the second.

01:21:56.000 I love them still. 0.95

01:21:58.000 And the silly smiles.

01:22:00.000 And then it has a picture of like a bunch of teens. 0.96

01:22:03.000 I have that somewhere.

01:22:04.000 Maybe I'll bring those on the show and we can go through them.

01:22:08.000 There's another one I found where this guy was like madly in love with this girl and he would talk about Batman all the time and how awesome Batman was.

01:22:17.000 And then she dumped him.

01:22:20.000 And you could see the next diary entries were just the date, the time, and some guy who owes him money.

01:22:26.000 And then it was just the weather.

01:22:28.000 It was like Thursday, October 31st, rainy, the end.

01:22:33.000 Wow.

01:22:34.000 Not much to say after that.

01:22:36.000 Feeling pretty blue.

01:22:37.000 And being good at it, if you will.

01:22:40.000 Caleb, Judeo-Christian Ethics.

01:22:43.000 Hello, help me out with a philosophical question I've been dealing with regarding ethics in our Western world.

01:22:49.000 I smell anti-Semitism coming up around the corner.

01:22:52.000 How can we justify to people of all beliefs and lack thereof the need to follow Judeo-Christian values upon which our Western society, best on earth, was founded and is also the basis for our common law?

01:23:03.000 Thanks.

01:23:04.000 How do we get people to embrace Christianity?

01:23:06.000 I don't know.

01:23:09.000 I just say to people, maybe embrace deism first and just respect that you're sitting on a miracle.

01:23:19.000 You can't fathom it.

01:23:22.000 Space goes on for infinity, right?

01:23:24.000 Okay.

01:23:24.000 Right.

01:23:25.000 So you accept that there's things you can't fathom, right?

01:23:27.000 Well, you can't fathom this.

01:23:27.000 Yes.

01:23:29.000 It's an incredible miracle.

01:23:31.000 Just look at it.

01:23:32.000 Now, how it was made, who, Jesus, Jewish people not believing in Jesus, this tribe in New Guinea who thinks that there's cargo planes. 0.94

01:23:41.000 That's all people trying to grasp deism and coming up with their own versions of it.

01:23:46.000 And it's kind of a weird coincidence that everyone in the world naturally found religion, isn't it?

01:23:51.000 Every tribe, every group with no communication whatsoever.

01:23:55.000 They all just recognize that something special is coming from above.

01:23:59.000 So I would say baby steps, deism first.

01:24:03.000 Muslim boxing.

01:24:05.000 This is about Denmark, done by a radical journalist, and it covers Muslim boxing.

01:24:09.000 Watch it.

01:24:10.000 Talk about it.

01:24:11.000 Don't use my full name.

01:24:12.000 And that is Ryan Pepe-Le Pure Lemieux.

01:24:16.000 He told you not to use his full name and you said it. 1.00

01:24:20.000 Understanding Denmark's anti-immigration stance.

01:24:24.000 I call, okay, I'll check that out on my own time, I guess. 0.99

01:24:28.000 I call bullshit on this. 0.93

01:24:31.000 I think what they do is they take terrible things refugees have done, they show people mad about it, and then they say, uh-oh, anti-Semitism is on the rise. 0.98

01:24:39.000 It's the same thing they do with like transphobia. 0.99

01:24:45.000 They come up with something crazy, like you have to suck off my weird penis underneath my dress. 1.00

01:24:50.000 And when you go, no, that's gross, they go, see? 1.00

01:24:53.000 I'm sorry, what's weird about that?

01:24:56.000 As a woman in a dress, I think that's pretty cool.

01:25:03.000 Free speech.

01:25:05.000 This guy won't use his name at all.

01:25:07.000 Totally anonymous.

01:25:08.000 Why do guests for free speech need to be famous?

01:25:11.000 Well known.

01:25:12.000 You could get random people for cheaper.

01:25:14.000 Yeah, I guess the mentality is when they tweet it out, then we get subscribers and it ends up paying for itself.

01:25:20.000 But that might be diluting.

01:25:22.000 I think anyone who's going to buy kind of knows what this is by now.

01:25:25.000 And you're right.

01:25:26.000 It should be just regular guests.

01:25:27.000 But let's make it a sit-down where I'm the bartender and there's a guest there and we just sit and talk like the one I did with Ezra.

01:25:34.000 That's what I think the future of free speech is.

01:25:37.000 And I'll still get, I'll get like a boxer.

01:25:39.000 I'll get like a janitor, stuff like that.

01:25:41.000 That's the future, I think.

01:25:42.000 And it's more in tune with how I think. 0.99

01:25:45.000 We saw from those costumes that celebrities suck. 1.00

01:25:50.000 I don't think they're interesting. 0.99

01:25:52.000 I'm not saying Candace and Cornell are not interesting that I'm not.

01:25:54.000 Mine is legitimately better than theirs.

01:25:57.000 You're what?

01:25:58.000 My costume.

01:25:59.000 Better than whose?

01:26:00.000 Than those celebs.

01:26:03.000 No, it's terrible.

01:26:04.000 You have Jordan 11s on.

01:26:06.000 And you just bought a dress.

01:26:07.000 In fact, you're doing everything that I criticize them for.

01:26:10.000 You didn't even shave your facial hair. 0.93

01:26:13.000 You're worse than a celebrity, which is pretty bad. 0.96

01:26:16.000 It's from Eric.

01:26:17.000 Can you do a segment where you review Ryan's credit card statement each month?

01:26:20.000 It would be interesting to watch his debt grow or shrink and see how much he pays in interest and late fees.

01:26:25.000 That's a great idea.

01:26:27.000 Just do anything?

01:26:28.000 We should definitely do that.

01:26:35.000 This is from Dave.

01:26:37.000 I was looking forward to this new Netflix doc, Echoes in the Canyon, about the music scene in 60s LA. 0.99

01:26:42.000 I had a feeling it was going to be cringy, but I wasn't expecting my dick to fall off. 0.82

01:26:47.000 The hosts, Jacob Dylan, Beck, and two other weird-ass chicks sit on a couch and whisper to each other about how awesome the 60s were, sounding like they just woke up from a 10-year coma and they were getting their bearings. 0.98

01:27:00.000 Then they play the most castrating acoustic cover I've ever heard.

01:27:03.000 I felt every cell in my body mutating from male to female. 0.98

01:27:06.000 Then Dylan, who comes across as a fucking serial killer, I met him once, tours around and plays various covers which put the original songs to shame. 0.97

01:27:16.000 You might want to check it out. 0.99

01:27:17.000 Prepare for some nice emasculating cringe. 1.00

01:27:20.000 Yeah, Jacob Dillon is a real...

01:27:27.000 Where he was really, really facetious and sarcastic about how, oh yeah, yeah, no, America's never had immigrants before.

01:27:34.000 Yeah, that's not how this entire country was made.

01:27:37.000 That old chestnut.

01:27:40.000 Is this it?

01:27:43.000 We really are dealing with a masculinity recession right now.

01:27:50.000 And it might come from all the single moms. 1.00

01:27:51.000 It might come from all these union brainwashed teachers who tell our boys that they suck. 1.00

01:27:57.000 It might come from like a fear of bullying and homophobia, and you don't want to hurt people, so you overdo it and make everyone into a fucking pussy. 1.00

01:28:06.000 But right now, anything remotely masculine is bad. 1.00

01:28:08.000 And I'm watching these men who are more feminine than women.

01:28:12.000 Let's see them on the couch.

01:28:13.000 They've stolen our suits.

01:28:14.000 *laughs*

01:28:20.000 Where people come to make a conscious mind, and this seems to be more coming in touch with the subconscious, which is on the way to psychedelia, probably.

01:28:30.000 Just that in between.

01:28:32.000 Well, I think we talk about expecting to fly, and maybe that's the end of it.

01:28:38.000 You know?

01:28:39.000 I'm not sure I would be the one to say why it's the end of it, but that's very different than everything else we listen to.

01:28:44.000 And I wouldn't say more ambitious, but it seemed like something cracked open maybe right then. 0.99

01:28:53.000 Everyone in LA is dumb. 1.00

01:28:54.000 And to hear them pontificate is physically painful. 1.00

01:28:57.000 I wasn't paying attention to what they were saying.

01:28:59.000 I tuned out so quick after the word psychedelic.

01:29:01.000 They look like women, don't they? 1.00

01:29:03.000 Isn't that your mom's friends?

01:29:04.000 Isn't that Michael Sarah's mom?

01:29:10.000 Are they having menopausal hot flashes?

01:29:13.000 This is a collective idea of these musicians and this creative force coming together to make something bigger, and then the era ends when it becomes more actual searching their own life.

01:29:30.000 He sounds just like the Kevin.

01:29:33.000 You get all these groups breaking up.

01:29:36.000 When you have strong-minded people and they're having these visions of a new type of art and they start to compromise, it just doesn't last.

01:29:49.000 What do you remember about Expecting to Fly?

01:29:51.000 Because we recorded that for the record.

01:29:52.000 What do you remember about recording that song?

01:29:53.000 Actually, I wasn't a little session.

01:29:55.000 I'm not watching that.

01:29:56.000 No way.

01:29:56.000 That's not even fun for a cringe factor.

01:29:58.000 Okay, we're out of time.

01:30:00.000 We'll get Tommy tomorrow.

01:30:04.000 But I wanted to end with the deep throat.

01:30:16.000 So do I. Hey, shit, I'm high as balls. 1.00

01:30:24.000 I'm high as balls. 1.00

01:30:32.000 Oh my God. 0.97

01:30:35.000 Well, no, no.

01:30:38.000 I'm Italian, my friend.

01:30:42.000 This reminds me of a drunk woman. 1.00

01:30:45.000 That's good.

01:30:45.000 That's what we're supposed to do.

01:30:48.000 Was she my special talent?

01:30:53.000 That's a special talent that you can stick that all the way to the back of your neck.

01:30:57.000 Don't act like you haven't done it before mom.

01:31:04.000 Now, the question I have.

01:31:05.000 That's hilarious, obviously.

01:31:07.000 But why was that brought to my eyes?

01:31:11.000 Like, who recorded that and who let it out?

01:31:14.000 That's your daughter, lady. 0.98

01:31:17.000 Like, if your daughter does something that slutty, you were trying to keep them off the pole. 1.00

01:31:22.000 So, you don't show anyone that, you weirdo. 0.99

01:31:26.000 Dad be like. 0.98

01:31:28.000 When I said get in trouble, I don't mean get your young daughter in trouble.

01:31:32.000 Boyfriend walks in like get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:31:42.000 Don't tell me you sell the band to the ruler.

01:31:44.000 I just went rap the ruler with the jeweler.

01:31:46.000 I just went sell the paying like the bullet.

01:31:48.000 I've been diving niggas straight out the shore. 1.00

01:31:50.000 Like a logo chopper, I'm out of shooter.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 28, 2019

S02E78 - HUNTING FOR TYPOS

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