Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E90 - ROGER STONE WAS RIGHT

00:00:09.000 Why are men great?

00:00:10.000 So they gotta be great.

00:00:14.000 Guys from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Yeah, I got boy problems, that's the human in me.

00:00:23.000 Bling bling, then I solve them, that's the goddess in me.

00:00:26.000 You could have had a bad bitch, non-committal. 1.00

00:00:29.000 Help you with your career, just a little.

00:00:32.000 You're supposed to hold me down.

00:00:37.000 That was a big fat black woman from Seattle, I believe, named Liza. 1.00

00:00:44.000 She, uh, sorry about that.

00:00:49.000 That's quite rude.

00:00:50.000 She, uh, it's not my cup of tea, obviously.

00:00:53.000 You know, and I hate the way there's all this, you go, sister, to obese women. 1.00

00:00:58.000 But it's hard to deny that she's an incredibly talented artist.

00:01:09.000 Sorry.

00:01:10.000 But writing hits as I get older, I'm more and more impressed by it.

00:01:15.000 like Pete Townsend, Taylor Swift, Joe Strummer.

00:01:21.000 There's so few people that can just...

00:01:27.000 It's so hard to just keep churning out hits.

00:01:29.000 Kurt Cobain.

00:01:31.000 Actually, Kurt Cobain didn't have that many.

00:01:34.000 He had negative creep on the first album, Bleach.

00:01:37.000 And then there was, of course, the smells like Teen Spirit and all that.

00:01:39.000 But there wasn't that many.

00:01:40.000 Who Fighters had way more hits?

00:01:42.000 Yeah, but I don't like them.

00:01:44.000 They had more time.

00:01:45.000 Oh, really?

00:01:46.000 Oh, yeah, but sorry.

00:01:47.000 You're right.

00:01:47.000 Dave Grohl is very impressive.

00:01:47.000 You're right.

00:01:49.000 It's very hard to write hits.

00:01:50.000 But I was listening to Lizzo, Ready to Pooh Pooh, because that song is all about how, you know, you ain't my man, no mo, and all that stuff.

00:01:59.000 But then I looked at her other songs.

00:02:01.000 I'm like, wow, you have like three or four top five hits.

00:02:06.000 What's this one now?

00:02:08.000 Juice.

00:02:12.000 Like, go, you try this.

00:02:14.000 You go write even just a chorus.

00:02:16.000 And they, My fault that we outing the knocking boots.

00:02:26.000 Women have a self-esteem problem, and it's too much self-esteem. 1.00

00:02:30.000 I know that albino.

00:02:31.000 Really?

00:02:32.000 Yeah, he's a New York comedian.

00:02:33.000 I did stand-up with him once.

00:02:33.000 Huh.

00:02:40.000 Like, try to write that.

00:02:44.000 And then go jump in the middle.

00:02:47.000 I can't believe I'm sitting here promoting Lizzo.

00:02:49.000 Please don't make me have to take your piece.

00:02:51.000 All I want if I'm shining everybody in love.

00:02:54.000 Her entire career is based on how she's a big black sister that ain't taking no job. 0.96

00:03:00.000 Okay, fine.

00:03:02.000 Imagine I was talking like that all the time.

00:03:05.000 Look, I know you want me.

00:03:06.000 I'm married, girl.

00:03:06.000 You can't have me.

00:03:08.000 So I don't know why you're trying to slide into my DMs, but I am something.

00:03:12.000 I am something else, girl.

00:03:14.000 Oh my God, look at me.

00:03:16.000 I'm all slick.

00:03:17.000 I got my coat on, my tailored suits.

00:03:20.000 I am fine.

00:03:22.000 Yeah, I should try that.

00:03:24.000 Yeah, let's both become Lizzo.

00:03:26.000 Be way more confident than just talk about how all these girls want me, but the answer is no.

00:03:32.000 Girl, you dreaming if you think you can get with this.

00:03:35.000 In your dreams, bitch. 1.00

00:03:38.000 What's her other big hit?

00:03:40.000 Good as hell.

00:03:43.000 Oh, this is a great song.

00:03:45.000 Like, go back to the beginning.

00:03:46.000 This is a great way to end a movie where you get the girl and you're walking off into the sunset together.

00:03:55.000 No, go to the beginning!

00:04:02.000 Say high five.

00:04:12.000 Keep it moving.

00:04:13.000 Yes, Lord.

00:04:14.000 Trying to get some new shit in there.

00:04:16.000 Swimwear, going to the bullshit.

00:04:18.000 When my friends got sent to prison, I was just like, I toss my hair, I checked my nails, and I was like, it is what it is.

00:04:26.000 I can't do shit about no Roger Stone now, motherfucker.

00:04:33.000 I pick my, after my friends got sent to prison, I pick myself up off the floor.

00:04:39.000 It's hard to relate to this, I guess.

00:04:44.000 I got an idea.

00:04:45.000 Instead of like checking your nails and tossing your hair, if he doesn't want you anymore, how about losing 100 pounds?

00:04:52.000 Maybe he doesn't want you anymore because you're dying.

00:04:54.000 What is that?

00:04:55.000 Obesity.

00:04:56.000 Do you like that or not?

00:04:57.000 She's cute. 0.95

00:04:58.000 Yeah, she's awesome. 1.00

00:05:00.000 He's empowered.

00:05:03.000 It's funny, too, when she's seeing about how you're hot, you're empowered.

00:05:06.000 And they have, she's a gigantic fat pig, but then they have actual supermodels in the video. 1.00

00:05:10.000 And you go, I think they're doing okay.

00:05:12.000 That's sort of like what we were talking about with Tarana Burke, the head of the founder of Me Too.

00:05:18.000 Tyrannosaurus Burke.

00:05:19.000 Tyrannosaurus Burke.

00:05:20.000 And she's up there with Alyssa Milano going, we are sick of being seen as sex objects. 1.00

00:05:27.000 We are human beings.

00:05:28.000 We're not just sexy women.

00:05:30.000 And you can see everyone next to Tarana Burke sort of going, well, I mean, I get that a lot.

00:05:35.000 I don't know if you get it that much.

00:05:38.000 I don't think you do.

00:05:40.000 Look at her.

00:05:42.000 Is she the ugliest famous woman in the world? 1.00

00:05:45.000 Yes.

00:05:46.000 Yes.

00:05:48.000 That would be funny if it was on our Wikipedia, founder of Me Too, also ugliest famous woman in the world. 1.00

00:05:55.000 She's almost getting to the point, like, her skin is so bad and her face is so hideous that she's basically, you can't even call her ugly because it's like, she's disfigured. 1.00

00:06:03.000 Yeah, it's mean.

00:06:04.000 Yeah, it's.

00:06:05.000 I'd rather bone care as one.

00:06:07.000 And there's not much of a difference?

00:06:09.000 Look at that.

00:06:09.000 That's her cowboy look.

00:06:10.000 Oh my God.

00:06:12.000 Can you imagine that was your girlfriend?

00:06:15.000 No.

00:06:16.000 I can't.

00:06:17.000 So anyway, I'm sick of being seen as just another sex toy, she's saying to them right there. 0.97

00:06:22.000 And they're all going, uh, by whom?

00:06:25.000 Her shirt should say, yeah, right.

00:06:28.000 Well, we've discussed this on the show before, but you know what the origin of Me Too is with her, right?

00:06:34.000 her dad raped her or something?

00:06:36.000 No, she was horsing around as a young girl with some boys and they ripped her shirt. 1.00

00:06:41.000 She was eight years old, and she went to her mother, Hey, look, my shirt's gone.

00:06:45.000 I've just got my tits hanging out. 1.00

00:06:47.000 And her mother said, What are you doing roughhousing with boys anyway?

00:06:50.000 Don't play with boys.

00:06:51.000 Of course, you're going to get your shirt ripped.

00:06:54.000 That's the origin of the rape movement. 1.00

00:06:57.000 Today is off the...

00:07:01.000 Wow.

00:07:02.000 Feminism can really uglify anyone, can it? 1.00

00:07:06.000 Today is off the cuff Mondays where we catch up on our weekends.

00:07:10.000 I haven't seen you guys since Thursday.

00:07:12.000 Friday, Milo did his show with the furries.

00:07:15.000 I haven't watched it yet.

00:07:15.000 How was that?

00:07:16.000 Was that fun?

00:07:17.000 It was good.

00:07:17.000 It was fun.

00:07:18.000 Now, you guys got to get in and out of there faster because the studio bills are rising.

00:07:18.000 Yeah.

00:07:22.000 I don't understand why you just...

00:07:22.000 True that.

00:07:26.000 By now, you must have it down to a science.

00:07:27.000 Show up, shoot it, boom.

00:07:29.000 There were some hair and makeup things going on.

00:07:31.000 He can do hair and makeup on his own time at home.

00:07:35.000 Does he bring in a makeup artist?

00:07:37.000 Oh, you know what, though?

00:07:38.000 And then we shot a cold open right beforehand.

00:07:43.000 But still, we shouldn't have got that late.

00:07:46.000 That accounts for about 10 minutes.

00:07:48.000 But yeah, it was way late.

00:07:49.000 All right.

00:07:50.000 So that was Friday.

00:07:53.000 And then I had the kids all weekend.

00:07:56.000 My wife went to see her mother about some stuff.

00:07:59.000 And what did I do?

00:08:01.000 It's kind of hard as a dad to come up with stuff, especially when all they want to do, all my daughter wants to do is watch videos in her room of her reality TV shows.

00:08:09.000 All my son wants to do is play MLB baseball.

00:08:11.000 And all my youngest son wants to do is play Roblox or Minecraft or something.

00:08:16.000 They don't want to do what I want to do.

00:08:18.000 So everything I do is enforced, enforced play.

00:08:24.000 So Friday, we didn't do much, I don't think, because everyone was getting home from school, right?

00:08:30.000 Did we go up for dinner?

00:08:31.000 Friday, I don't recall.

00:08:33.000 Oh, Friday, I went to Popeyes.

00:08:34.000 Took him to Popeyes saw a fight.

00:08:36.000 I'll tell you about that on Thanksgiving because we did a pre-tape on Sunday.

00:08:41.000 And then Saturday, my son had a basketball game.

00:08:44.000 And, God, there's so much driving now as a parent in the burbs.

00:08:49.000 I get to one play date and my daughter goes, oh, wait a minute. 1.00

00:08:52.000 This is until Sunday.

00:08:55.000 God damn it!

00:08:57.000 So turn around, watch the basketball game.

00:09:00.000 Can't hang out with the coach and the dads after the game because I got to look after the kiddos.

00:09:07.000 And then Saturday night.

00:09:11.000 Saturday night, I'll go out to a local bar if my wife is going to sleep early, but she seems like she wanted to hang and gossip. 0.99

00:09:16.000 So we grabbed some beers and hung out.

00:09:19.000 This isn't very interesting, is it?

00:09:21.000 Then Sunday, I went and got beers with pigs.

00:09:24.000 A cab.

00:09:25.000 All cops are bastards.

00:09:27.000 It's fun drinking with cops, but they're too intense with the shots.

00:09:32.000 Maybe it's a blue-collar thing?

00:09:33.000 Yeah, it kind of is.

00:09:34.000 Blue-collar dudes are always doing a shot of Tullamore do.

00:09:37.000 I don't like shots.

00:09:39.000 I don't want to get too wasted.

00:09:41.000 I'm driving.

00:09:43.000 But they're just shot.

00:09:44.000 There's never not shots.

00:09:45.000 There's never not appetizers.

00:09:47.000 And the other weird thing about drinking with cops is there's kids everywhere.

00:09:53.000 Like two-year-olds everywhere.

00:09:55.000 And you'll just be talking to a guy with a sleeping baby on his shoulder at the bar.

00:09:58.000 Like, yeah, well, it's going to be there.

00:10:01.000 That is very strange.

00:10:02.000 It is weird.

00:10:03.000 And they're not driving.

00:10:04.000 Their wives are picking them up or whatever. 1.00

00:10:06.000 I like it.

00:10:08.000 That's always been my dream.

00:10:10.000 A kid-friendly bar called O'Kiddy's.

00:10:12.000 But the insurance would never afford it.

00:10:15.000 But it was fun talking to them.

00:10:17.000 One of the guys was a captain, and he was just, he was saying, I want the crime to go, to get worse.

00:10:23.000 That way people realize that they're super needed.

00:10:25.000 Yeah, it's well, so you can see what you rot.

00:10:28.000 It's sort of like Milo wanting Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder to be banned from social media because he goes, only then, when the normies start getting banned, will people wake up.

00:10:37.000 And the cop was saying the same thing.

00:10:39.000 He goes, look, I'm fine.

00:10:40.000 I've got a 45 on me right now.

00:10:43.000 I'm always going to be safe.

00:10:44.000 I can beat the shit out of anyone.

00:10:47.000 And so go ahead, crime.

00:10:49.000 I'll be safe.

00:10:50.000 You're the ones in trouble.

00:10:53.000 He also said the police force is dead.

00:10:55.000 You know what is definitely dead with cops?

00:10:57.000 The idea of your son being a cop.

00:10:59.000 And that used to be, how many times have you heard that?

00:11:02.000 My dad was a cop.

00:11:02.000 My grandfather was a cop.

00:11:04.000 My great-grandfather was a fucking Irish cop who fought Bill the Butcher?

00:11:08.000 It was always a generational thing.

00:11:10.000 And your dad helped you get into the academy, tried to find you a good precinct.

00:11:14.000 That's done.

00:11:15.000 After, I'm going to say 100 years, basically all of what you know of New York.

00:11:22.000 Like post-car New York was generational cops.

00:11:26.000 And that's done.

00:11:27.000 Not just New York, across the board.

00:11:29.000 Go up to a cop and say, are your kids going to be cops?

00:11:33.000 And I want to address that too, because we are ridiculing police and calling them losers and laughing in their face and throwing water at them.

00:11:41.000 And that's seen as harmless.

00:11:42.000 It's just water.

00:11:44.000 But ridiculing a man outside of ball busting actually has dire consequences.

00:11:49.000 And I know that makes me sound like a pussy.

00:11:51.000 I shall explain via Amy Schumer.

00:11:56.000 So that was Sunday.

00:11:58.000 Oh, and then last night I saw The Kitchen finally about Melissa McCarthy, Tiffany Hadish, and the chick from Mad Men taking over New York City.

00:12:10.000 It is way more insane than I thought it would be.

00:12:13.000 And get this.

00:12:14.000 At one point, Tiffany, they're negotiating with the Italian mob, and they strike a deal with the Italian mob where we're going to work together.

00:12:21.000 No, that didn't happen.

00:12:22.000 The Italian mob couldn't work with the Westies because they were too insane. 1.00

00:12:27.000 They're the deadliest gang in the history of gangs.

00:12:30.000 Way more deadly than the bloods in the crypts.

00:12:32.000 Was that common?

00:12:33.000 Yes.

00:12:34.000 Oh, he's just, I hate him so much.

00:12:36.000 I don't even see him.

00:12:37.000 And he's everywhere.

00:12:39.000 At least he's not playing a wise man.

00:12:41.000 But look at this.

00:12:42.000 They take over.

00:12:43.000 Oh, here's the other crazy part.

00:12:45.000 They work with the Italian mob. 0.96

00:12:46.000 That didn't happen.

00:12:47.000 The Italian mob.

00:12:48.000 The only relation the Italian mob had with the Westies?

00:12:48.000 You know what?

00:12:51.000 They hired this guy.

00:12:52.000 I think his name was Mad Dog.

00:12:54.000 He was called Mad Dog because he had a salivary problem.

00:12:56.000 So he was always drooling.

00:12:58.000 They hired Mad Dog to kill Mickey Splane's top four lieutenants.

00:13:03.000 And they did.

00:13:04.000 The Italian mob hired a psycho-Irish nut who killed four of Mickey Splane's guys because the Italian mom wanted in on Jacob Javits. 0.99

00:13:13.000 Look at this.

00:13:15.000 By the way, they kill all those guys and beat the shit out of them.

00:13:21.000 It's the woman who did Straight Out of Compton.

00:13:23.000 That was a woman, too. 0.98

00:13:24.000 Straight Out of Compton was pretty good.

00:13:26.000 Yeah, that was good.

00:13:27.000 But this is just so fucking ridiculous.

00:13:29.000 Anyway, sorry, I keep trying to get to this one point.

00:13:31.000 Tiffany Hadish says, we want 32nd to 49th Street.

00:13:36.000 And you go, okay, I don't think the Westies quite had that.

00:13:40.000 Like, it was a struggle to get Jacob Javits, which is down by 32nd.

00:13:43.000 They definitely had 49th and the West Side.

00:13:46.000 And then she just throws out East to West. 0.97

00:13:49.000 Wait, what?

00:13:50.000 So now you own the two-mile width of New York City?

00:13:55.000 The entire East Side?

00:13:57.000 Little greedy.

00:13:58.000 So look at a map of New York.

00:14:00.000 That's basically all there is.

00:14:02.000 That's Madison Square Garden, Grand Central, Jacob Javits, Times Square is in that massive two-square-mile radius.

00:14:11.000 What?

00:14:12.000 Four chicks run that? 1.00

00:14:15.000 Huh?

00:14:18.000 It was just ridiculous.

00:14:22.000 And you know how the Westies invented the whole thing of sawing up a dude?

00:14:26.000 In the movie, there's a guy, it's the guy, I think he's from Harry Potter or something.

00:14:31.000 He's a British dude, but he plays what appears to be Jimmy Coonin, the sort of psycho who ended up taking down the Westies.

00:14:39.000 And she ends up saying, I'll handle this.

00:14:43.000 So yeah, there's a black woman who takes over the Westies. 1.00

00:14:46.000 There was not one black person ever in Hell's Kitchen.

00:14:49.000 Sorry, it was a racist time.

00:14:51.000 It was a different time.

00:14:52.000 And no black person would dare set one foot in Hell's Kitchen. 0.82

00:14:56.000 Similarly, not one white person would dare set foot in Harlem back then.

00:15:01.000 I mean, they might come to buy Coke, but they were right out of there right away.

00:15:04.000 They were called boomerangs because they'd come, buy Coke, and leave.

00:15:09.000 Unbelievable.

00:15:11.000 What do you got there?

00:15:12.000 But Aaron Berg was in it.

00:15:14.000 Aaron Berg, at one point, Melissa McCarthy is worried that someone's going to come kill her, and she opens her front door with her gun in her hand, and there's Aaron Berg saying, it's okay.

00:15:23.000 I got you.

00:15:25.000 I met a guy that was in that.

00:15:26.000 It's just such a weird fantasy, too.

00:15:27.000 Like, women don't fantasize about taking over the most deadly gang in America's history. 1.00

00:15:35.000 They would kill their own mothers. 0.95

00:15:36.000 They were all junkies and drunks.

00:15:38.000 The mob couldn't negotiate with them.

00:15:40.000 The mob would send them a Polaroid of their mother, and they'd go, go ahead, fucking kill her. 0.99

00:15:43.000 I don't give a shit.

00:15:45.000 Look, there they are.

00:15:46.000 Look at that.

00:15:49.000 You know what that's based on?

00:15:51.000 I think it was Mickey Spilane's mother or Jimmy Kunan's mother or something, helped just get the envelopes when he was in prison.

00:15:59.000 Like, just held them in her hand and brought them to a place.

00:16:01.000 That's it.

00:16:02.000 They took that one little pube of truth and turned it into faux sisters. 0.98

00:16:07.000 Doing it for theirselves.

00:16:10.000 Theyselves.

00:16:12.000 Oh, God, it was ridiculous.

00:16:16.000 Speaking of blacks and Lizzo, she had a small purse at an award ceremony.

00:16:22.000 Technically, the largest purse is a small purse.

00:16:26.000 Relative to her.

00:16:26.000 Yeah.

00:16:27.000 That purse is actually a normal-sized purse.

00:16:31.000 It's about this big.

00:16:35.000 You could hold a large water bottle in that.

00:16:37.000 There's a really large, there's the iPhone 11 in there, Max.

00:16:40.000 The big one.

00:16:40.000 Yeah.

00:16:41.000 I don't know how I feel about Lizzo.

00:16:43.000 I don't like that she's like, I'm a fat pig and you better love it. 1.00

00:16:46.000 Love your big fat ass because it means love dying. 1.00

00:16:50.000 But that little person's kind of funny.

00:16:53.000 And she did write a bunch of hit songs.

00:16:57.000 That's something you can't do.

00:16:58.000 Yeah, I like her.

00:16:59.000 Cool.

00:17:00.000 Also on Saturday, oh yeah, I was going to see the fight, but it wasn't playing at the usual bar we go to, and they wanted $70 on Fox.

00:17:10.000 So I didn't get to see it.

00:17:11.000 Plus, I don't know if I can watch boxing because the big match doesn't go till midnight, right?

00:17:19.000 Because it's in Vegas.

00:17:21.000 So I can't stay up.

00:17:23.000 Plus, you start drinking at 9.

00:17:24.000 The first undercard is at 9.

00:17:25.000 9, 10, 11, 12, when you're 50.

00:17:28.000 Sorry, you're in a blackout by the time it's midnight.

00:17:32.000 But he went seven rounds, I believe, with Ortiz, Teonta Wilder.

00:17:37.000 Probably the greatest boxer.

00:17:39.000 He's definitely the greatest heavyweight alive today.

00:17:41.000 But he might be the greatest of all time.

00:17:43.000 I don't know.

00:17:44.000 I guess Mike Tyson is.

00:17:46.000 But look at this insane punch.

00:17:48.000 He feels him out with his left.

00:17:49.000 Wabap. 0.96

00:17:50.000 Look at the mist.

00:17:53.000 Vaseline sweat.

00:17:53.000 What is that?

00:17:55.000 And look at his eyes.

00:17:56.000 And consciousness.

00:17:56.000 You see that?

00:17:58.000 Boom.

00:17:59.000 Yeah, that's his soul.

00:18:00.000 He knocked his soul out of his head.

00:18:03.000 I think Deontay Wild is one of his best traits, besides the fact that his punches are like Mac trucks, is that he has an iron jaw.

00:18:11.000 So Ortiz was winning that match.

00:18:14.000 It was seven rounds of just excellent punches from Ortiz, but Deontay just takes it and takes it and takes it, and then he sees an opening and knocks you out.

00:18:22.000 You think beards cushion even a little bit or like absorb more Vaseline than a regular face would, so that kind of helps?

00:18:29.000 Because I see a chunk of Vaseline in his beard.

00:18:32.000 Yeah, I don't think that makes a difference.

00:18:35.000 Maybe it makes the Vaseline stay on more.

00:18:37.000 Yeah, there's more Vaseline for your chin. 0.95

00:18:39.000 You can have all your face could be an old-fashioned scuba divers sphere of Vaseline, and you're still going to get killed by Deontay Wilder.

00:18:47.000 Though he fought Fury, what's his name?

00:18:51.000 That's in Wilder and Fury.

00:18:53.000 Yeah.

00:18:54.000 1-3.

00:18:55.000 Tyson Fury.

00:18:57.000 Yeah, Tyson Fury.

00:18:59.000 Sounds like a superhero character.

00:19:01.000 This was the only guy that can stand up to Deontay Wilder.

00:19:04.000 Just Tyson Fury.

00:19:05.000 Maybe he's the best heavyweight.

00:19:08.000 in America right now.

00:19:10.000 Wilder has to fight.

00:19:17.000 They're both giants.

00:19:18.000 I think they're both like 6'6 ⁇ .

00:19:23.000 Don't think Wilder must walk.

00:19:25.000 It must be cool to walk down the street and know, I could kill any person I see.

00:19:28.000 Yeah.

00:19:29.000 Maybe it's boring instead.

00:19:31.000 It must be great.

00:19:32.000 It's better than being a dog.

00:19:35.000 Imagine for a second that you were a dog.

00:19:38.000 Tyson Fury gets up from this.

00:19:40.000 What?

00:19:41.000 Wow.

00:19:42.000 And proceeds to win that round.

00:19:44.000 What?

00:19:44.000 Wait, because his eyes look lifeless.

00:19:48.000 Boom.

00:19:49.000 Right and a left.

00:19:54.000 He just wakes up.

00:19:56.000 Wow.

00:19:59.000 That's Punch Co.

00:20:01.000 That's insane.

00:20:03.000 Hey, I'm fine.

00:20:08.000 Close, look at him.

00:20:10.000 He's British, right? 0.71

00:20:10.000 Tyson Fury? 0.71

00:20:11.000 I'm fine.

00:20:20.000 You're sitting here watching Bucks and this is particularly amazing.

00:20:24.000 Welcome to our show, where you watch us watch TV.

00:20:29.000 I was talking to Larry Barnes today, Mr. No Fear, and he said that when he fought Trinidad, he said that Ref's voice sounded like the dude from the Twilight Zone.

00:20:41.000 And he couldn't see Trinidad after he was first knocked down.

00:20:44.000 He just saw three.

00:20:45.000 So he would fight the one in the middle.

00:20:47.000 Wow.

00:20:47.000 And then he said the weirdest thing.

00:20:48.000 He goes, you know what Tyson said?

00:20:50.000 Tyson said, you get knocked down, and you stay there, you're a pussy. 1.00

00:20:53.000 You're supposed to be a warrior.

00:20:55.000 Get up.

00:20:56.000 Get the fuck up.

00:20:58.000 And I thought, uh, no.

00:20:59.000 Yeah, that seems...

00:21:02.000 The fight is over.

00:21:06.000 That's how people die.

00:21:08.000 Remember, we just had that guy in Long Island die.

00:21:12.000 All right.

00:21:16.000 Let's dive into it, Toad.

00:21:18.000 By the way, Dinesh D'Souza and Michael Shermer are up on the site.

00:21:23.000 Please check it out.

00:21:24.000 I regret not asking one question, which is what conspiracy theories are true.

00:21:29.000 Every time I do one of these, it's something that haunts me for days after.

00:21:32.000 I was so bummed at myself for not asking Ann Coulter and Gina Belafonte about sex and what it must be like for young women and young men today.

00:21:41.000 That pissed me off at myself.

00:21:43.000 But yeah, I was pretty annoyed I didn't ask them what conspiracy theories are true because Dinesh D'Souza was sent to jail by the Clintons for embarrassing Obama.

00:21:57.000 It was Obama's America that was his crime.

00:21:59.000 And they did malicious persecution, sorry, malicious prosecution, like they did with Roger Stone, where they found the bad guy first and then worked backwards to fill in the crimes.

00:22:09.000 So there's a conspiracy right there.

00:22:12.000 Do you know what his charge was while he was in jail?

00:22:14.000 Dinesh?

00:22:15.000 Yeah.

00:22:15.000 No, what was it?

00:22:17.000 Campaign finance fraud.

00:22:22.000 Now, what you're supposed to do, each person can donate, say, $20,000 to a candidate as a cap.

00:22:30.000 So one way around that is you donate $20,000 and then you say to your friend, you should donate $20,000 and you should donate $20,000.

00:22:37.000 It's kind of illegal.

00:22:39.000 It's happened a million times and it's usually a slap on the wrist.

00:22:42.000 So they said, you basically donated 60 because you encouraged that person, that person also put in 20.

00:22:48.000 So we're going to count that as you putting in 60, which is too much.

00:22:50.000 That was his crime.

00:22:51.000 Wow.

00:22:53.000 What was his full sentence before he was pardoned?

00:22:55.000 Oh, he's already served his sentence.

00:22:58.000 But I think he did a year.

00:23:00.000 Wow.

00:23:03.000 Speaking of Roger Stone, remember I said at the trial that...

00:23:12.000 We're back to news items.

00:23:14.000 We're iteming the news.

00:23:14.000 We're not shooting the shit.

00:23:15.000 But I didn't have that eventful of a weekend.

00:23:17.000 And we didn't ask you what you did.

00:23:20.000 I saw.

00:23:23.000 I was just trying to look up what I think.

00:23:25.000 Five years.

00:23:26.000 Is it possible?

00:23:27.000 A $30,000 fine.

00:23:30.000 I just wanted to see exactly what Dinesh got.

00:23:33.000 Well, why don't you look it up and tell us and not sit there telling us that you're reading something?

00:23:39.000 10 to 16-month prison sentence.

00:23:42.000 Yes.

00:23:44.000 So I saw the movie, the Mr. Rogers movie with Tom Hanke.

00:23:50.000 It was really good.

00:23:51.000 It's really weird, unconventional type of movie.

00:23:55.000 And at one point, there's like this moment of silence that he asks everybody to do.

00:24:02.000 Oh, no, he's just sitting there with the guy, this journalist that was doing a piece on him.

00:24:07.000 And then he's like, could you just take a moment to be silent with me and thank all the people that mean something to you?

00:24:15.000 And then the movie takes a real minute of just silence.

00:24:18.000 And then you're just sitting in a movie theater with a bunch of strangers.

00:24:21.000 Just badass silence.

00:24:22.000 It was bad.

00:24:22.000 It's crazy.

00:24:23.000 It's balls.

00:24:24.000 Yeah.

00:24:24.000 Because you know the director or the writer suggested that, and there was so many people saying, well, we won't do a full minute.

00:24:29.000 It's a minute.

00:24:30.000 And someone just said, we're doing a fucking minute.

00:24:32.000 Yeah.

00:24:32.000 And kept pushing and pushing and pushing.

00:24:34.000 And eventually they won.

00:24:35.000 And after about 12 seconds, I was like, oh, we're doing this.

00:24:35.000 Yeah.

00:24:39.000 And then you hear people like crying around you.

00:24:41.000 It's pretty intense.

00:24:42.000 Where'd you see it?

00:24:43.000 Well, don't tell me.

00:24:44.000 Someplace.

00:24:45.000 A movie theater.

00:24:46.000 Yeah.

00:24:47.000 And then I played a lot of Call of Duty.

00:24:49.000 Good morning.

00:24:49.000 That's it.

00:24:50.000 So, Roger Stone, two major things happened this weekend.

00:24:54.000 One is one of the jurors, not a rural juror, an urban juror, wrote an op-ed.

00:25:02.000 Really?

00:25:03.000 Go to 1-9.

00:25:04.000 Jack Bisobic first turned me on to this.

00:25:06.000 He's quite a journalist.

00:25:07.000 I wonder if Ezra Levant regrets firing him.

00:25:09.000 By the way, I have no products in my hair today.

00:25:14.000 In a column in the Washington Post, one of Roger Stone's D.C. jurors essentially admits he did not pay attention to defense arguments.

00:25:19.000 So, yeah, he did a whole...

00:25:38.000 and no one knows what the fuck the name of the play is and is too scared to ask her. 0.69

00:25:43.000 Anyway, it's not classic enough to be a reference.

00:25:48.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:25:49.000 This woman comes up and the judge says, so we're worried about a conflict here.

00:25:54.000 You work with, you're a lawyer?

00:25:56.000 Yes.

00:25:57.000 Oh, and you work with the Obama administration?

00:25:59.000 Uh-huh.

00:26:00.000 And your husband currently is a lawyer with the Department of Justice.

00:26:04.000 Yeah.

00:26:05.000 Okay.

00:26:06.000 And you live in D.C., obviously.

00:26:08.000 So she says, have you discussed Roger Stone at all with your husband?

00:26:12.000 And she goes, nope.

00:26:14.000 And I'm sitting there watching a clear lie.

00:26:17.000 And I realize what she's really saying is, I want to be part of this trial so bad.

00:26:21.000 I'm happy to sit here and lie in front of everyone with the most obvious lie.

00:26:25.000 There's not a single lawyer in all of D.C. that has not discussed Roger fucking Stone.

00:26:31.000 Jesus Christ.

00:26:32.000 So she was admitting to us that she wants to be part of the resistance and she wants it to happen because she wants to be fun at dinner parties. 0.81

00:26:40.000 And then this juror, this rural juror, says, yeah, not only did we want to be invited to dinner parties, I want to be a star.

00:26:49.000 So he writes this thing.

00:26:51.000 Oh, by the way, 2-1, Jacob Engels told Roger Stone that, what I just told you.

00:26:59.000 And he was then banned from the courtroom.

00:27:02.000 Remember, we saw him outside and he wasn't allowed in?

00:27:05.000 He was banned from the courtroom, forced to wander around, where Antifa bashed him in the face with a stick.

00:27:11.000 And the judge said, we didn't even end up taking that juror.

00:27:19.000 And Jacob goes, yeah, because I exposed her on Alex Jones, which they then turned into, they were trying to dox the juror to intimidate her.

00:27:27.000 No, they were exposing a corrupt jury, which it clearly was.

00:27:30.000 Now we're finally getting to what I'm talking about, 2-0.

00:27:33.000 So this guy writes a big story in, what is it, The Washington Post?

00:27:37.000 Yeah.

00:27:38.000 Outs himself as hardcore leftist after trial and says, basically, I was in it to...

00:27:46.000 What do you got?

00:27:48.000 That's the article, but this is the Gateway Pundit 2-0.

00:27:55.000 Outs himself as hardcore leftist after trial and before sentencing.

00:28:00.000 Proves poison jury pool theory.

00:28:02.000 So this is the three things he says.

00:28:04.000 Our jury was diverse in age, gender, race, ethnicity, income, education, and occupation.

00:28:09.000 Bull fucking shit.

00:28:12.000 There was three men.

00:28:13.000 There was eight women. 1.00

00:28:14.000 Sorry, nine women. 1.00

00:28:16.000 So just because there's three men and nine women, that doesn't mean you're diverse in gender.

00:28:20.000 It means you're lopsided in gender. 0.87

00:28:23.000 They were all left-wing, latte drinkers.

00:28:26.000 No one in the trade had a bud in their life.

00:28:29.000 Yes, there was a couple black people.

00:28:30.000 They were black women who would shave their heads bald. 1.00

00:28:33.000 That's not normal for black women. 1.00

00:28:35.000 What that means when black women shave their heads bald is, fuck you. 1.00

00:28:38.000 I'm not looking for a man.

00:28:40.000 I'm not in the market.

00:28:41.000 I'm a feminist. 1.00

00:28:42.000 I'm an activist.

00:28:43.000 Resist.

00:28:44.000 That's what bald means.

00:28:46.000 Anti-lizzo.

00:28:47.000 It's anti-lizzo.

00:28:48.000 And this isn't for me.

00:28:49.000 This is from that black pastor who saw them.

00:28:53.000 So it was a remarkably undiverse jury.

00:28:56.000 And then he says, the evidence in this case was substantial and almost entirely uncontested.

00:29:02.000 No, it was all hearsay.

00:29:05.000 It was Stone said he wanted Assange to release Wikileaks.

00:29:09.000 Then soon after he called Assange, we don't have the phone call.

00:29:13.000 But then soon after Wikileaks released the emails.

00:29:17.000 Stone must have made him do that.

00:29:19.000 Probably.

00:29:19.000 I mean, there was a phone call that I don't have a record of.

00:29:22.000 The whole thing was so fucking corrupt.

00:29:23.000 He should have seen it.

00:29:24.000 At one point, they were talking about how Stone threatened to kill this guy's dog, and they show this text where he said, I'm going to take your dog.

00:29:31.000 One little minor detail they left out is that this guy was clearly abusing his dog and had all but starved it to death and would kick it and beat it when he, the few times he did pay attention to it.

00:29:42.000 And Stone is a big pet lover, animal rights guy, and he's saying, I'm going to take your dog and feed it and save its life.

00:29:50.000 They left that part out.

00:29:54.000 Claim number three, we came close to rejecting one charge that we believe was written ambiguously.

00:30:00.000 Yeah, you deliberated for an hour about throwing a man in prison.

00:30:04.000 Anyway, sorry, that's getting boring.

00:30:05.000 But the reason I thought that was interesting is because it proves that they were all about just being stars.

00:30:14.000 And it was political.

00:30:15.000 They were activists in the jury.

00:30:17.000 Shit, there's a story I thought I sent you, but I didn't.

00:30:20.000 You're going to have to dig this up.

00:30:22.000 Digging.

00:30:23.000 Roger Stone, do you remember Fiona Hill?

00:30:26.000 She's listed as Dr. Hill in the trials, in the Ukraine thing.

00:30:31.000 And she got on her pulpit and she did this whole almost like televangelist sermon about corruption and how she knows.

00:30:39.000 I was mad at the time.

00:30:41.000 And I know I was right to be mad because I realize now that they were out to collude with a foreign power. 0.81

00:30:47.000 That was treason, I saw, blah, blah, blah.

00:30:49.000 She's talking like that.

00:30:50.000 This big, great speech.

00:30:53.000 Back in 2017, Stone had warned us about this same woman.

00:30:59.000 He said, I'll have to send you the link, Slowbojo.

00:31:04.000 He said, Fiona Hill, he said, Soros has infiltrated Soros has infiltrated the White House, and they've got this globalist named Gateway Pundit, Adam Schiff Star Witness Fiona Hill, was added by Roger Stone in InfoWars' deep state Soros connected spy in 2017.

00:31:28.000 Yep.

00:31:29.000 Do you do a Roger Stone?

00:31:32.000 I don't normally do a Roger Stone.

00:31:34.000 I could do hand motions that Roger Stone would do, but typically I'm not a pinko lefty commie, this sort of type of deal.

00:31:43.000 It's on strummit.news.

00:31:43.000 This is it.

00:31:44.000 I just sent you the link.

00:31:45.000 Fiona Hills.

00:31:47.000 She denies she's a globalist.

00:31:47.000 Oh, yeah.

00:31:49.000 She works at a magazine called The Globalist.

00:31:55.000 You cannot make that up.

00:31:57.000 But yeah, Roger Stone in 2017, this is what he said.

00:32:04.000 George Soros has penetrated the Trump White House.

00:32:07.000 Soros has planted a mole infiltrating the national security apparatus.

00:32:12.000 A woman named Fiona Hill, who has a Harvard background, has been on the Soros payroll and the payroll of the Open Society Institute.

00:32:24.000 Here, I'll send you the link.

00:32:26.000 I should have done that earlier.

00:32:27.000 Summit news.

00:32:28.000 No, but I'm going to send you a tweet, too.

00:32:32.000 It shows Stone.

00:32:34.000 This is why Roger Stone's in jail or headed to prison.

00:32:37.000 Sorry, I think his sentencing, I just asked him about his sentencing.

00:32:41.000 I think his sentencing is February 6th.

00:32:45.000 What's it going to be, boy?

00:32:47.000 Yes.

00:32:48.000 Oh, no, seriously, what do you think he's going to get?

00:32:52.000 Two or three served.

00:32:55.000 Served?

00:32:55.000 He hasn't done any serving yet.

00:32:57.000 No, I know.

00:32:58.000 Two or three.

00:32:59.000 Served?

00:33:00.000 Why are you saying served?

00:33:01.000 I think because he'll maybe be sentenced for more than two years.

00:33:06.000 Oh, and he'll be two or three years.

00:33:07.000 You actually end up doing two years?

00:33:08.000 Yeah.

00:33:09.000 I've heard that from somebody else who bitches. 1.00

00:33:13.000 I mean, when you look at, what's his name?

00:33:15.000 James Clapper, who did the exact same thing Roger did, and he got a gig at CNN as a reward because he's an Obama guy.

00:33:21.000 I mean, is there a more obvious...

00:33:23.000 And by the way, when you're talking to your liberal spouse, just say one name to her.

00:33:29.000 And that name is...

00:33:34.000 David Shortel.

00:33:35.000 David Shortel.

00:33:37.000 That is the errant thread that unravels the whole sweater.

00:33:41.000 How was David Shortel there 15 minutes early if the FBI wasn't colluding with the media?

00:33:47.000 And if the FBI is colluding with the media, then this is clearly just a spectacle and has nothing to do with justice.

00:33:55.000 And if the FBI can put spectacles over justice, then we don't have justice in this country.

00:34:01.000 We have kangaroo courts and witch hunts. 0.99

00:34:04.000 That's not America.

00:34:05.000 What happened to this country?

00:34:11.000 Pull up the Twitter thing and then we're done with all this serious talk.

00:34:14.000 Okay, I have not gotten it yet.

00:34:17.000 Go into Inbox.

00:34:18.000 You don't know if you got it in that.

00:34:20.000 Why are you in one particular mail?

00:34:24.000 No.

00:34:27.000 No.

00:34:28.000 How can you not have it?

00:34:31.000 This is very annoying.

00:34:32.000 Yes.

00:34:33.000 In the meantime, this is an article about the Daily Juror or Juster or something.

00:34:39.000 Rural juror?

00:34:40.000 Yes.

00:34:41.000 The rural juror.

00:34:42.000 Why is perjury so rarely prosecuted?

00:34:44.000 Perjury is often considered the forgotten offense.

00:34:47.000 Despite it being widespread, it's rarely prosecuted.

00:34:52.000 Putin expert Fiona Hill to take Carrie Whitehouse.

00:34:55.000 You gotta have it.

00:34:55.000 Okay, come on.

00:34:56.000 Fuck.

00:35:00.000 What's going on with technology?

00:35:01.000 I email someone something twice, it doesn't get to them?

00:35:03.000 Louis C.K. would...

00:35:07.000 It is going into his satellite and then coming down.

00:35:10.000 And you're complaining about it.

00:35:14.000 I don't know.

00:35:16.000 I'm Louis Zekie.

00:35:22.000 This is infuriating.

00:35:24.000 Why doesn't fucking anything work?

00:35:28.000 Holy shit.

00:35:30.000 I don't know.

00:35:30.000 I'm refreshing and refreshing and refreshing.

00:35:34.000 This is infuriating.

00:35:35.000 Yeah.

00:35:36.000 Still don't have it.

00:35:38.000 No.

00:35:39.000 What the fuck is that?

00:35:42.000 Is it in my s- I'm sorry, folks, that we're boring you with this, but are you as fr- This is incredibly frustrating.

00:35:50.000 Uh, what could I do to look that up?

00:35:51.000 What is the ad handle?

00:35:54.000 Is there something I could do to search it?

00:35:56.000 207.

00:35:58.000 I sent it to you at 205, four minutes ago.

00:36:02.000 Jesus.

00:36:03.000 It is.

00:36:05.000 The last thing I got from you was the summit news.

00:36:08.000 It's Crazy Town, USA.

00:36:10.000 It's a tweet by a guy with a weird long at PolishPatriot TM.

00:36:17.000 And it says Roger Stone in 2017.

00:36:23.000 What's going on?

00:36:23.000 You know who I blame for this?

00:36:25.000 That Indian guy who invented email.

00:36:26.000 What's his name?

00:36:28.000 Our buddy with the weird name.

00:36:29.000 Oh, man.

00:36:30.000 I forgot.

00:36:32.000 I do know who you're talking about, though.

00:36:34.000 Holy crap.

00:36:36.000 Four minutes to receive an email.

00:36:40.000 205, folks.

00:36:42.000 Crazy time.

00:36:43.000 This is fascinating.

00:36:45.000 Yep.

00:36:45.000 Still nothing.

00:36:46.000 Let me just tell you who I sent.

00:36:47.000 So when did he your Gmail?

00:36:53.000 Yeah.

00:36:55.000 Now five minutes ago.

00:36:57.000 And now I got it.

00:36:58.000 That took five minutes.

00:36:59.000 Oh, yeah.

00:37:00.000 Ryan is six feet from me.

00:37:04.000 You should have airdropped it, it.

00:37:06.000 If you will.

00:37:08.000 All right.

00:37:09.000 This is the end of the serious news.

00:37:10.000 George Soros has penetrated the Trump White House.

00:37:15.000 Soros has planted a mole infiltrating the national security apparatus.

00:37:21.000 A woman named Fiona Hill, who has a Harvard background, has been on the Soros payroll, and the payroll of the Open Society Institute has been brought into the Trump White House by General McMaster.

00:37:39.000 The reason this is significant is because, as you know, the Hungarian government has been fighting the Open Society Institute, which is a front in Hungary to destabilize the Hungarian government.

00:37:54.000 And we should add, they are patriot right-wingers that are pro-Trump, pro-Ron Paul.

00:37:58.000 They just don't like Islamic invasion. 0.99

00:38:01.000 And I am told from the best possible sources in the Trump White House that only days ago in a showdown meeting, this woman, Fiona Hill, now on the national security staff, argued that she was a Russian expert and that the Trump administration must oppose the Hungarian efforts to crack down and expose on the so-called Open Society Institute.

00:38:31.000 That's the group that overthrew Ukraine.

00:38:32.000 That's the group that was openly behind the Arab Spring. 0.82

00:38:34.000 That's the group openly behind ending the free press here.

00:38:37.000 That's the group openly behind funding the cop killer Black Lives Matter groups and literally funding the groups chanting, you know, kill the cops, dick the hall with dead cops. 0.86

00:38:46.000 Why would anyone put up with this load of baloney?

00:38:49.000 And why would anyone have a woman with this background, Brooking Institute, Harvard, George Soros, open society in the Trump White House.

00:39:02.000 Well, this is Rogers' crime.

00:39:06.000 Being astute.

00:39:07.000 Sussing people out.

00:39:09.000 Seeing the truth.

00:39:11.000 Look up Dr. Hill's speech, Ukraine. 1.00

00:39:14.000 Because now that you know who she is, it totally changes everything.

00:39:23.000 So powerful.

00:39:25.000 And it annoys me too, because on my Twitter, I have Alyssa Milano and all these dumb bitches talking about how women are kicking ass. 1.00

00:39:32.000 And you go, you're not curious.

00:39:34.000 Yo, you had it.

00:39:34.000 This isn't.

00:39:35.000 That was it, right?

00:39:36.000 You're not curious.

00:39:36.000 Yeah.

00:39:37.000 You don't understand this.

00:39:39.000 You wouldn't have the brains to look up who Dr. Hill is.

00:39:42.000 And why does it say Dr. Hill and not Fiona Hill?

00:39:45.000 Isn't that discouraging you from looking her up?

00:39:47.000 Hmm.

00:39:51.000 Thank you again, Mr. Chairman.

00:39:52.000 Mr. Chairman, Ranking Member Nunes, and members of the committee, thank you for inviting me to testify to you.

00:39:57.000 She works for a company called The Globalist.

00:40:01.000 Just jump anywhere in the middle.

00:40:02.000 I appreciate the importance of Congress' distinctive working-class accent.

00:40:06.000 In England, in the 1980s and 1990s, this would have impeded my professional advancement.

00:40:11.000 This background has never set me back in America.

00:40:14.000 For the best part of three decades, I've built a career as a non-partisan, non-political national security professional focusing on Europe and Eurasia, and especially the former Soviet Union.

00:40:25.000 I've served our country under three presidents.

00:40:27.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:40:29.000 I've also worked for George Soros, and I literally work for the Globalist as we counter their efforts to harm us.

00:40:37.000 Right now, Russia's security services and their proxies have geared up to repeat their interference in the 2020 election.

00:40:45.000 Let's drop all this serious political stuff.

00:40:48.000 The Roger Stone trial is a little microcosm of everything that's wrong with Western society today.

00:40:55.000 But enough defending Stone and our fellow victims, sorry, targets of tyranny.

00:41:05.000 Let's talk a little bit about humiliation and a common misconception about ridicule that men are forced to endure here in the patriarchy.

00:41:15.000 Let's go to the green room, shall we?

00:41:24.000 This came out in March.

00:41:26.000 I flipped it so if we want to put it on YouTube, we might not get caught.

00:41:29.000 But this is her special growing.

00:41:32.000 She's turgid with life there, bun in the oven.

00:41:34.000 She doesn't know if it's male or female.

00:41:36.000 She just finished doing a diatribe about how horrible it is to be a woman and how unsafe it is. 1.00

00:41:41.000 And they're going to get raped. 1.00

00:41:42.000 And they go to their cars with their keys in their knuckles.

00:41:45.000 And I was thinking about this at the gym this morning.

00:41:47.000 So that's why I'm playing this old video because I sort of had an epiphany as I was punching a giant bag of rags about a big misunderstanding with what she's about to say.

00:41:58.000 But just to preface this whole talk, she was talking about how horrible it is to be a woman and we're going to get raped and we're going to get assaulted and one in three, blah, blah, blah.

00:42:06.000 And I want you to know at home that society has completely ignored the fact that by every metric possible, and I got in a lot of shit for saying this on Fox News, by every metric possible, men have it worse.

00:42:20.000 That is why men have such a brutal suicide rate, especially white males, especially recently.

00:42:26.000 But men are more likely to get raped if you include prison, and I do, because prisoners are human beings, more likely to get assaulted, more likely to be killed in the workplace, more likely to commit suicide.

00:42:38.000 They have a much lower death rate than black women, white males.

00:42:42.000 But we'll focus on males for this. 0.99

00:42:45.000 Men are under duress at all times.

00:42:48.000 That's our role.

00:42:49.000 Our role is to be cops, both in the home where we're the authority figures that have to say, hey, don't talk to your mother like that, and out on the streets.

00:42:59.000 You see some woman getting slapped.

00:43:00.000 It's your moral obligation as a dude to get involved.

00:43:03.000 It's not a woman's moral obligation. 1.00

00:43:05.000 Her moral obligation is to stay safe.

00:43:07.000 Anyway, the myth of equality sort of meshes both male and female together and we're all part of the same dangerous world. 0.79

00:43:14.000 No, that's not true.

00:43:15.000 Life is very different for men. 0.78

00:43:17.000 We have a totally different role than women and Amy doesn't get that. 1.00

00:43:20.000 And I'm about to show you why.

00:43:21.000 Hit it, AIM.

00:43:24.000 And there was a study done and it said that women mostly fear violence.

00:43:29.000 That's our number one fear.

00:43:32.000 And the same study showed that men's number one fear was ridicule.

00:43:40.000 Oh, yeah, God.

00:43:44.000 So sorry, I didn't know you guys were going through that.

00:43:48.000 See, this shows what feminism does to your brain. 1.00

00:43:51.000 You become so disconnected from men that you have no idea what we go through or what our role is or how we feel or what our entire makeup is.

00:44:01.000 Our molecules are predicated on having some sort of authority, some sort of threat, because that's how we defend everyone we're around.

00:44:11.000 That's how we defend our wife and our kids.

00:44:13.000 And that's our role in the household.

00:44:16.000 If you tell your son it's bedtime, he laughs in your face, you don't exist.

00:44:21.000 You're not a father anymore.

00:44:24.000 Now, she goes, let's keep playing the tape.

00:44:29.000 Don't miss me so hurt for you.

00:44:33.000 Do you guys run home?

00:44:36.000 You're afraid of somebody telling a little jokey about you?

00:44:40.000 No.

00:44:44.000 Everyone cheers.

00:44:47.000 Everyone cheers to the death of masculinity and the death of a man's role in society.

00:44:52.000 I think that we need to start from scratch.

00:44:55.000 You know, I'm so.

00:44:56.000 But she goes off on a tangent now. 0.89

00:44:57.000 That's the point I wanted to get across.

00:44:59.000 Yes, men are scared of violence.

00:45:02.000 Fighting is really scary, and we're much more likely to go through it than you.

00:45:06.000 You don't know if you're going to live or die.

00:45:07.000 You don't know if you're going to get some knockout punch where you hit your head on the cement and that's it.

00:45:11.000 And for what?

00:45:12.000 Defending a stranger?

00:45:13.000 That scares us.

00:45:14.000 That's number two.

00:45:15.000 Number one is ridicule.

00:45:17.000 Your fear is violence.

00:45:18.000 I am here to argue that our fears are more profound than women's. 0.99

00:45:26.000 So we share you with the violence thing, but we have another one on top of That and that is ridicule.

00:45:31.000 Now, clearly, it's not ridiculous.

00:45:34.000 You can stop playing that, just pause it.

00:45:36.000 Clearly, it's not ridicule like haha, Gavin has no chin.

00:45:39.000 When people call into my show and insult my looks or other frivolous things, I laugh my head off.

00:45:43.000 And I know that Amy thinks she's a victim because she's constantly getting insulted for her looks and her weight and everything. 1.00

00:45:49.000 Just for the record, ladies, that's mostly ladies. 1.00

00:45:52.000 Guys don't really get online and bitch about how someone is so fat. 0.92

00:45:57.000 That's gays and women, and that's your peers, ladies. 0.99

00:46:00.000 Sorry.

00:46:01.000 Yes, you do get more bullied than we do, but it's you doing the bullying.

00:46:05.000 Now, when it comes to men, we obviously don't mind ridicule.

00:46:09.000 We invented ball busting.

00:46:11.000 Look at how I talk to Ryan every day, the Jap Rican with no dad. 1.00

00:46:16.000 When it's a shallow, you know, a surface thing, we break each other's balls all day at the gym.

00:46:22.000 There's this guy at the gym, Tommy.

00:46:23.000 I call him Hydroman because he sweats so much.

00:46:25.000 He likes to lock the door when he goes to the bath, when he goes to the changing room.

00:46:29.000 So he's in there alone.

00:46:30.000 And we're like, what are you doing in there alone?

00:46:31.000 You scared of a dick?

00:46:32.000 And then we take our pants off.

00:46:33.000 Are you scared of a nude man?

00:46:34.000 What am I going to do?

00:46:35.000 Am I going to grab your goonads? 1.00

00:46:38.000 We mock him and ridicule him, but we're not genuinely ridiculing him.

00:46:43.000 We're not saying your job sucks.

00:46:46.000 You're a fucking loser.

00:46:48.000 You're a nothing.

00:46:48.000 You're dumb.

00:46:49.000 Your career is useless.

00:46:51.000 What Amy's leaving out of this study is genuine ridicule. 0.98

00:46:56.000 When you are genuinely ridiculed, when you're seen as irrelevant by society, you are no longer a protector.

00:47:03.000 You're no longer a provider.

00:47:04.000 You're no longer there to help.

00:47:06.000 And men are genetically predisposed to want to help, to want to provide, to want to provide shelter.

00:47:12.000 When they laugh in your face, when it comes to that, you don't exist.

00:47:16.000 If my kids don't listen to me, they laugh in my face.

00:47:19.000 What's my role?

00:47:20.000 My wife does the nurturing, the cooking.

00:47:22.000 She makes the home a home.

00:47:23.000 She hugs them all the time.

00:47:25.000 And if without wait till your father gets home, why have a father?

00:47:30.000 They don't need me for nurturing.

00:47:31.000 They need me for authority.

00:47:32.000 They need me as the corrections officer of my home.

00:47:38.000 So it's crucial that you understand this.

00:47:41.000 And the proof of it is a very unfortunate example.

00:47:44.000 But I was talking, I think it was Jim Goad, and he was beaten by his father his whole life.

00:47:49.000 So you can use this incredibly effective tool to defend yourself against evil men, horrible human beings.

00:47:56.000 And Jim Goad's father was a horrible human being who beat the shit out of him.

00:47:59.000 And he was running around, I think it was the dining room table once.

00:48:02.000 And he stopped, and he just laughed in his face.

00:48:06.000 And that ended the violence just like that, because the father ceased to see himself as a valid human being.

00:48:15.000 Now, I know that's a terrible analogy because I'm talking about how important it is to respect men and then I'm using the example of an abuser, but I'm sorry.

00:48:22.000 It's an effective example because it shows you the power of ridicule and how fundamentally it can cut a man to the quick.

00:48:28.000 Another example is this cartoonist, Debbie Dreschler, a friend of mine from long ago.

00:48:33.000 She was molested by her father regularly.

00:48:34.000 She did an autobiographical comic about it called Daddy's Little Girl.

00:48:39.000 And she was raped regularly by her father.

00:48:41.000 I can't believe I'm using these examples to prove my point, but whatever.

00:48:44.000 And one day he came in to her bedroom and she just started laughing at him.

00:48:48.000 And he never went near her again because he was finished as a human being.

00:48:52.000 So I'm sorry to use that analogy, or those examples, but that shows you the power of ridicule.

00:49:01.000 Use it as a weapon against horrible men, but stop using it as a weapon against innocent and brave men because you are cutting the spinal cord of their existence.

00:49:14.000 When you throw water on cops, when you throw milk on cops, you are saying you're not an authority figure, you don't exist.

00:49:22.000 And so far in New York this year, we've had one cop murder himself, commit suicide once a month because of this ridicule and this shame that's brought on men.

00:49:34.000 So Amy, the study wasn't saying don't make fun of me.

00:49:39.000 The study was saying see me as a relevant human being with some sense of authority, with some sense of power.

00:49:48.000 And that has been stripped from men.

00:49:49.000 And believe me, that's not just bad for men.

00:49:52.000 That's bad for everybody.

00:49:54.000 Yeah.

00:50:10.000 Lizzo.

00:50:11.000 Oh, Lizzo.

00:50:14.000 Let's have some fun now.

00:50:17.000 I was listening to Colin Kaepernick.

00:50:19.000 This is 1-4.

00:50:20.000 And his parents are Midwesterners.

00:50:22.000 They're from Madison, Wisconsin.

00:50:24.000 And they moved to California shortly after adopting Colin.

00:50:28.000 But your accent is generally influenced by your family.

00:50:31.000 That's who you're spending all your time with as a young man.

00:50:33.000 But he was in, I think he was sort of near LA, Northern California.

00:50:38.000 I just contradicted myself.

00:50:40.000 But he wasn't in the hood.

00:50:42.000 He grew up all white in a white neighborhood.

00:50:44.000 So his accent should sound exactly like this, except when I say us and a boot.

00:50:49.000 But check him out talking about his stupid publicity stunt workout.

00:50:53.000 This is the Hodge Twins showing his interview.

00:50:57.000 I've been ready for three years.

00:50:59.000 I've been denied for three years.

00:51:01.000 I've been denied for three years.

00:51:02.000 I came out here and showed it today in front of everybody.

00:51:04.000 We have nothing to hide.

00:51:06.000 So we're waiting for the 32 owners, the 32 teams, Roger Goodell.

00:51:12.000 Stop running.

00:51:12.000 Stop running from the truth.

00:51:14.000 Stop running from the people.

00:51:16.000 I'm here.

00:51:16.000 People.

00:51:17.000 We're ready to play.

00:51:18.000 Ready to go anywhere.

00:51:20.000 My agent Jeff Natalie is ready to talk to any team, an interview with any team at any time.

00:51:25.000 I've been ready.

00:51:26.000 I'm staying ready.

00:51:28.000 And I continue to be ready.

00:51:29.000 We'll be waiting to meet you.

00:51:30.000 Roger Goodell, the NFL, the 32 teams.

00:51:34.000 We'll let you know if we hear from them.

00:51:36.000 Ball's in their court.

00:51:37.000 We're ready to go.

00:51:39.000 All right, that's enough.

00:51:41.000 Sorry, Hodge Twins. 1.00

00:51:43.000 I've heard these gentlemen be described as wiggers, which I find offensive, and I don't advocate that.

00:51:48.000 But Corey Booker, the dude from Rage Against the Machine, Jordan Peele.

00:51:56.000 When black guys grow up white and then feign a black Accent, isn't that a cultural appropriation? 0.91

00:52:04.000 You can't do that.

00:52:06.000 That's not who you are.

00:52:08.000 Colin Kaepernick has been recorded many times, right?

00:52:12.000 Do you have him not doing his black accent? 0.63

00:52:15.000 I have almost nothing but that.

00:52:17.000 Let's hear his actual accent.

00:52:21.000 You said, I'm going to take some of this money right away and donate it to a hard charity.

00:52:24.000 Why was that?

00:52:26.000 To me, it was something I felt I needed to do.

00:52:29.000 I know the suffering my parents went through, and that should be something that's important to me as well.

00:52:36.000 We still got a bit of a black thing there.

00:52:38.000 That.

00:52:39.000 That instead of that.

00:52:39.000 Yeah.

00:52:42.000 That's very important to me.

00:52:44.000 A lot of different symbols.

00:52:45.000 I've been thinking about it because, I mean, I wish it wouldn't have happened, but at the same time, if it didn't, I wouldn't be here.

00:52:52.000 I wouldn't be here.

00:52:55.000 Let me hear more because I'm not totally convinced.

00:52:57.000 This is not the smoking gun I thought it would be.

00:53:00.000 Tori 2 teens.

00:53:01.000 Oh, here.

00:53:02.000 Yeah, look at him.

00:53:03.000 In this video, I start to feel bad like I'm making fun of retards. 1.00

00:53:07.000 Yeah, I actually think he's a sweetie.

00:53:09.000 He's just very, very simple human being.

00:53:12.000 Yes, yes.

00:53:13.000 Rooted in the convergence of my moralistic beliefs and my love for the people.

00:53:20.000 Seeking the truth, finding the truth, telling the truth, and living the truth has been and always will be what guides my actions.

00:53:29.000 For as long as I have a beating heart, I will continue to work on this path on behalf of the people.

00:53:37.000 Again, love is at the root of our resistance.

00:53:42.000 Last but certainly not least, I would like to thank Amnesty International for the Ambassador of Conscience Award.

00:53:49.000 He sounds like what you would picture a football player to make speeches like.

00:53:53.000 Yeah, I wanted more of a contrast.

00:53:59.000 I hear you.

00:54:00.000 I'll give you one more chance.

00:54:02.000 My dad's told me since the time I was young, if you have to tell people how good you are.

00:54:06.000 How good really are you?

00:54:08.000 And I think he lived by that.

00:54:09.000 Don't let anybody tell you what you can and can't do.

00:54:12.000 That's something my mom told me from a young age.

00:54:15.000 My dad told me from a young age.

00:54:17.000 And that's always resonated with me.

00:54:17.000 That's his accent.

00:54:20.000 Something my mom told me at a young age.

00:54:22.000 Like any family, parents.

00:54:23.000 I have had the same upbringing as Colin Kaepernick.

00:54:26.000 Minus sports.

00:54:27.000 Look at that.

00:54:28.000 Yeah.

00:54:29.000 Oh, yo, he's playing dominoes.

00:54:30.000 Dominoes with the plastic thing in the middle.

00:54:33.000 Yeah, dominoes that you buy.

00:54:35.000 It's a game that uses dominoes.

00:54:37.000 The dominoes that doesn't end with lives being taken.

00:54:41.000 No dice needed.

00:54:42.000 No drug money with blood on the ends of it curled up.

00:54:45.000 Now, speaking of people talking black, that means we have to show the Quentin Tarantino famous thing.

00:54:51.000 Oh, my Lorsh.

00:54:52.000 I mean, you know what I will concede?

00:54:55.000 I will concede that when you're around black people and you're white, you do kind of want to blend in.

00:55:03.000 You want things to be cool.

00:55:04.000 Like the handshake at the gym.

00:55:06.000 With the black guys, you do this and the thing. 1.00

00:55:08.000 And I'd like to resist it, but it just, it slows everything down.

00:55:13.000 So you're like, I want to acquiesce.

00:55:14.000 I want things to go smooth.

00:55:15.000 Yo, you just punch the hand.

00:55:19.000 Yeah.

00:55:21.000 Actually, I had it with one of my son's dad's friend, this black cop.

00:55:25.000 And I did this the first time.

00:55:27.000 He's like, oh, okay.

00:55:28.000 I guess you don't like to hug.

00:55:30.000 And then the second time, I thought, well, that was shitty.

00:55:31.000 Let's just do the hug.

00:55:32.000 But then as we were coming, we were getting closer.

00:55:34.000 And is it this or that?

00:55:36.000 And it seemed kind of weird.

00:55:36.000 And he just, he's like seven feet tall.

00:55:39.000 He just put his arms around my whole body and just went, oh.

00:55:42.000 Don't worry about it.

00:55:43.000 And then for like two days, I was just going, I hugged him in.

00:55:47.000 I went like, oh, help me.

00:55:48.000 I went like, oh, help me.

00:55:58.000 Felt so dirty and weak.

00:56:00.000 Oh, man.

00:56:01.000 You know, I tend to like really white it up.

00:56:04.000 Like when you want to do it almost out of spite of your own instincts.

00:56:09.000 Yeah, to keep.

00:56:10.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:56:11.000 Be like, you know, because they say that it's empathy that makes you speak like a Spanish person when a Spanish person's around you.

00:56:17.000 You're like, oh, no, we have to go over here so that way, like you speak slower.

00:56:21.000 Not more, you don't speak Spanish, but you speak slower. 0.56

00:56:24.000 Clearer.

00:56:25.000 Yeah.

00:56:26.000 There's something you do.

00:56:28.000 Sometimes if you're around black people, you pretend you hate them.

00:56:31.000 And that gets to zero.

00:56:32.000 You know what I mean?

00:56:33.000 Because there's this natural instinct where you're like, hi, yo, what's up?

00:56:37.000 You guys like chilling or whatever?

00:56:39.000 I'll do the handshake.

00:56:40.000 So to counteract that, you just go, I'm a racist.

00:56:44.000 I hate this black person on the train. 1.00

00:56:47.000 And that takes the sort of sycophant, effusive ass-licking down to zero.

00:56:52.000 And now you're just a normal dude.

00:56:54.000 Right.

00:56:54.000 Like the way they talk to their friends.

00:56:56.000 Because even just strangers that are white or whatever, you have some level of contempt for.

00:57:02.000 It's a genetic trait.

00:57:03.000 Where whites hate themselves.

00:57:05.000 No other race is like this. 0.67

00:57:06.000 Every other race has, like, black people, if they're middle class and educated, they'll say bad things about like blacks in the hood.

00:57:12.000 But overall, they generally love the race.

00:57:15.000 White people, there's plenty of very successful, erudite white people who'd hate white people. 0.58

00:57:20.000 That's true.

00:57:21.000 We're the only ones like white people. 0.54

00:57:22.000 Latinos are definitely not like that. 0.96

00:57:24.000 You know another way, another trick you can use?

00:57:26.000 If you're nervous going through customs and you've done nothing wrong, you just feel nervous, pretend you have a bag of Coke.

00:57:33.000 Like a massive bag of Coke.

00:57:33.000 Interesting.

00:57:35.000 And then when they go, how long you here for?

00:57:37.000 You go, four days.

00:57:39.000 Bitch. 1.00

00:57:41.000 Wait, so you want to pretend that you have drugs then?

00:57:43.000 Yeah, I don't know why it works.

00:57:44.000 It's not rational.

00:57:45.000 But you pretend that you're a drug dealer and you have tons of Coke and it makes you totally calm going through customs.

00:57:52.000 Where are you staying?

00:57:52.000 Interesting.

00:57:53.000 I don't know.

00:57:53.000 Where are you staying?

00:57:59.000 Why don't you stay on this and rotate?

00:58:02.000 You just shouldn't spin.

00:58:04.000 You know what?

00:58:04.000 That's interesting.

00:58:05.000 Your advice of the Electric Avenue.

00:58:07.000 Oh, yeah.

00:58:08.000 When you have a song stuck in your head, you do Electric.

00:58:10.000 It works literally every time.

00:58:13.000 I stole that from Harmar's superstar.

00:58:16.000 Sean.

00:58:17.000 He was a big guy in the early aughts.

00:58:18.000 I guess he's not popular anymore if you don't know who he is.

00:58:20.000 But yeah.

00:58:22.000 Eddie Grant's Electric Avenue.

00:58:24.000 Down on the streets there is violence.

00:58:27.000 He was in a really cool band before he went solo called The Naturals.

00:58:31.000 Nature Girl.

00:58:33.000 That's Eddie Grant I'm talking about, not Harmar Superstar.

00:58:37.000 Who's very talented, by the way?

00:58:40.000 When I typed in Harmar Superstar, this is the only thing that comes up.

00:58:43.000 That's him.

00:58:43.000 Oh, it's the same guy.

00:58:45.000 Yeah.

00:58:46.000 Interesting.

00:58:48.000 That looks cool.

00:58:49.000 Funny little midget. 1.00

00:58:50.000 Who sings like Michael Jackson and has a million hits.

00:58:50.000 That's awesome.

00:58:53.000 Yeah.

00:58:53.000 What?

00:58:54.000 Super cool, funny guy.

00:58:54.000 Oh, I got to look him up.

00:58:55.000 You never heard of him?

00:58:56.000 No.

00:58:57.000 Anyway, yeah, he said, dude, just do Electric Avenue and it erases anything.

00:59:02.000 And then Electric Avenue doesn't get stuck in your head, too.

00:59:05.000 No, it doesn't.

00:59:06.000 That's weird.

00:59:07.000 It goes in and out.

00:59:07.000 It does the job, cleans up.

00:59:09.000 Oh, that's a good video.

00:59:13.000 I wonder if there's science behind that.

00:59:15.000 Or if it's any song.

00:59:17.000 I wonder if it's that brow that's just a clay, a slate clean.

00:59:21.000 It's like a big, huge bass fucking Zamboni.

00:59:28.000 He writes all these songs.

00:59:29.000 He writes all these songs.

00:59:36.000 Nice fish day.

00:59:37.000 Very sexy guy for a three.

00:59:40.000 Looking out in the crowd, I see a lot of hotties. 1.00

00:59:43.000 Tell me which of you will be my mommy. 0.99

00:59:45.000 Don't be shy, come over, put it on me.

00:59:48.000 Spark it up and pass it on around me.

00:59:50.000 That drinks anything and food up for the starving. 0.61

00:59:53.000 Thank you all for coming to my party.

00:59:55.000 Don't be shy, mix it up, but come and lay it on me.

00:59:59.000 Yeah, he's like the 8 of 3s. 0.95

01:00:14.000 Anyway, that's really good.

01:00:16.000 Yeah, his voice is awesome.

01:00:18.000 Good dope.

01:00:19.000 Great songwriter.

01:00:19.000 Anyway, let's get back to Colin Kaepernick, the director, hanging out with his fellow black friends.

01:00:26.000 from pop fiction i think probably the most famous line is You dope.

01:00:34.000 Big Reims says it.

01:00:38.000 Pleasing your fans or pleasing the critics for you?

01:00:42.000 Interesting question, actually.

01:00:46.000 Well, I want to please my fans, and I want to please the critics that are my fans.

01:00:51.000 The critics ain't my fans.

01:00:53.000 I don't give a damn.

01:00:55.000 I don't give a damn.

01:00:58.000 I think the other thing when you're working what he's really doing is fulfilling.

01:01:05.000 Let's talk like normal human beings and stop this ridiculous facade.

01:01:09.000 Now, I know you guys are laughing because he's being absurd, but he's actually pretty talented.

01:01:14.000 Yeah, let's focus on the movie.

01:01:15.000 Now, I'm not that computer savvy.

01:01:18.000 What?

01:01:20.000 You never seen this before?

01:01:21.000 Yeah, I have, but it hits me.

01:01:22.000 I'm not that computer savvy.

01:01:24.000 I don't know about the computer.

01:01:26.000 The digital with the letter.

01:01:28.000 It's like a keyboard with alphabet soup on it.

01:01:31.000 And then you got, what the fuck is this?

01:01:35.000 Some motherfucking Jolly Green Giant's tooth?

01:01:41.000 It might as well be question marks all over this board of Mr. Green.

01:01:44.000 TV got a newspaper on it.

01:01:48.000 What the fuck?

01:01:51.000 I put in the code and then motherfucking news starts shooting out of my TV.

01:01:57.000 But it also do have TV too.

01:02:01.000 I'm Quentin Taradino.

01:02:03.000 Well, yeah, that is insulting what he's doing here.

01:02:05.000 Oh, fuck you.

01:02:08.000 Now, I'm not that computer savvy.

01:02:11.000 So if he had sent me something that I plugged into my Cube Puta, I don't know if I would.

01:02:14.000 What the hell?

01:02:15.000 What did he call his computers?

01:02:16.000 Cute Yuda? 0.99

01:02:18.000 He's so black he can't even say computer anymore. 1.00

01:02:20.000 I'm sweating.

01:02:21.000 I plug it into my cute Ruda.

01:02:23.000 My Kaluta.

01:02:24.000 What do you call that motherfucker again?

01:02:27.000 My Tanuta.

01:02:27.000 Savvy.

01:02:28.000 So if he'd have sent me something that I plugged into my Cup Utah, I don't know if I would have.

01:02:31.000 Can you savvy?

01:02:33.000 So if he'd have sent me something that I plugged into my Cup Uda, I don't know if I would have ever heard.

01:02:37.000 My cute Yuda.

01:02:41.000 Oh, just dead.

01:02:42.000 What are you talking about?

01:02:44.000 My cute Yuda.

01:02:46.000 All right.

01:02:46.000 Hey, download this.

01:02:47.000 I don't know how to do that.

01:02:49.000 You know, so he put it on a cassette tape.

01:02:49.000 All right.

01:02:52.000 Then Jamie put it on a cassette tape.

01:02:54.000 My man.

01:02:55.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:02:56.000 Go to the beach.

01:02:56.000 All right.

01:02:58.000 Samuel Jackson, just, please, just shoot me.

01:03:02.000 He's praying to Jesus right now for a hole to open up in the floor that he just goes.

01:03:08.000 He'd rather be anywhere.

01:03:10.000 He'd rather be shopping with his wife right now.

01:03:14.000 He would rather be pouring over his expense accounts with his accountant, trying to decide what they can write off and what they can't.

01:03:21.000 I'd rather you use the all new Capital One credit card.

01:03:25.000 What's in your wallet?

01:03:27.000 Comes back with Rick Ross.

01:03:30.000 Rick Ross is back.

01:03:31.000 Look at what's his name, Jamie Fox.

01:03:34.000 Oh, Jesus Christ, this is torture.

01:03:36.000 See, Jamie Fox, I think, has zoned out like what's happening.

01:03:40.000 And then he turns to him.

01:03:41.000 Quentin turns to him.

01:03:42.000 And then he's like, he remembers he's there and alive.

01:03:45.000 And he goes, oh, yeah.

01:03:46.000 This is sort of like rape victims.

01:03:48.000 Like I've heard when you're being molested, you sort of separate your brain from your body and you leave your soul.

01:03:54.000 Right.

01:03:55.000 And you're just a cadaver just sitting there and they're humping away at this dead body.

01:03:58.000 Like the movie Sucker Punch.

01:03:59.000 Yeah, and you're just sort of pieced out.

01:04:01.000 They're being raped right now. 1.00

01:04:01.000 That's what they are. 1.00

01:04:03.000 They're imagining they're anime characters or something.

01:04:06.000 With Rick Ross.

01:04:07.000 Look, Rick Ross and the whole posse.

01:04:10.000 We all got contact high on the set that day.

01:04:13.000 The whole movie.

01:04:15.000 Yeah.

01:04:16.000 Well, what happened was that bad men, 100 black girls. 1.00

01:04:22.000 They're speaking more white than usual to counteract it.

01:04:28.000 Go over to Carrie with my little taper going to play it.

01:04:30.000 Bow, bam, bow. 0.81

01:04:33.000 That's in the movie.

01:04:34.000 Look at the fake laughing, too.

01:04:38.000 That's hilarious.

01:04:40.000 Look at the black guy right there. 0.99

01:04:43.000 Yeah.

01:04:44.000 Is that little bow wow?

01:04:46.000 Yeah, it looks like it.

01:04:48.000 Wow.

01:04:49.000 That's hilarious, Q. It was amazing how bad this is.

01:04:53.000 That's in the movie.

01:04:54.000 And Anthony Hamilton brought in a joint that was just fantastic.

01:04:57.000 And I took it home and I played it.

01:04:59.000 I go, this is The bomb.

01:05:01.000 Oh, this is what?

01:05:02.000 The bomb?

01:05:03.000 Yeah.

01:05:03.000 He said he brought in a joint.

01:05:05.000 By the way, that song is really good.

01:05:06.000 It's a joint.

01:05:07.000 But it's not even a hip-hop song.

01:05:08.000 It's like, it's like just a soulful, like, I've been looking for freedom.

01:05:14.000 That's the bomb.

01:05:15.000 It's soulful.

01:05:16.000 It's not a joint or a bomb.

01:05:18.000 You are dope.

01:05:20.000 Fantastic.

01:05:21.000 And I took it home and I played it.

01:05:22.000 I go, this is the bomb.

01:05:28.000 Before, my movies are always filled with songs, but it's always stuff that I chose from either my own collection or something like that.

01:05:33.000 I never had like a music supervisor hook me up or stuff.

01:05:36.000 It's always stuff I chose.

01:05:37.000 And part of the reason I never did that because I didn't want to actually go up to an artist and ask them to write something, and then they do Red Nose Reindeer, the Charlie Brown special.

01:05:46.000 What was that one with Fred Astaire as the mailman?

01:05:49.000 Quentin Tarantino for one lifetime.

01:05:51.000 That was bad.

01:05:52.000 I actually don't ever want to talk about him on the show ever again.

01:05:55.000 It's sort of like the Bob Marley album Legend.

01:05:58.000 I'm done.

01:05:59.000 It's a good album.

01:06:00.000 It's the greatest hits album.

01:06:01.000 of his career.

01:06:01.000 I know why you would say that, because...

01:06:08.000 If I heard a song more than 10,000 times, I'm like done for life.

01:06:12.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:06:13.000 If I was iron like Zorion and L'Oreal, you know what I'm saying?

01:06:17.000 I'm going to meet with the realness.

01:06:19.000 All right.

01:06:20.000 Should we.

01:06:21.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:06:22.000 We've gone very long.

01:06:23.000 I think we're out of time.

01:06:24.000 Yeah.

01:06:25.000 Yeah.

01:06:25.000 I think you're right.

01:06:26.000 I think you're right, you black hat.

01:06:28.000 Let's look at two.

01:06:28.000 Let's end with two videos, though.

01:06:30.000 First, I want to show bad violence and good violence.

01:06:33.000 So first is bad violence.

01:06:34.000 And what I find disturbing about this particular video is the person watching it is having a little too much fun.

01:06:43.000 Remember, I was talking about Amy Schumer and saying how men are always at work.

01:06:47.000 We're always on duty.

01:06:49.000 That's a better term.

01:06:50.000 We're always on duty.

01:06:51.000 So yeah, we're always on duty.

01:06:55.000 So if you see girls in a fight with a crackhead, you don't film it.

01:06:59.000 You break it up.

01:07:00.000 What kind of savage films it?

01:07:02.000 And then he gets even worse when things go real bad.

01:07:08.000 Yo, give him that money. 0.97

01:07:12.000 drunk fat girls with too much confidence Just pause. 1.00

01:07:21.000 See, I know they're drunk and everything and they're not rational, but we've brainwashed women into thinking they can beat anyone up. 1.00

01:07:27.000 Crackheads, I don't care how weak or high they are. 1.00

01:07:31.000 If you're homeless, you're in a fight a day.

01:07:35.000 And if you are not good at fighting at the homeless shelter, then you're going to get curb stomped and you're going to die.

01:07:41.000 It's easy to die from getting your head jumped up and down on.

01:07:45.000 So this guy has become very good at fighting.

01:07:47.000 These girls have been in fights with their sisters over the iPod eight years ago. 1.00

01:07:56.000 That's about it.

01:07:57.000 So taking on a crackhead, a street person, is just fucking suicidal.

01:08:02.000 This is our fault for promoting feminism. 1.00

01:08:04.000 But go ahead.

01:08:08.000 Look, they're ready to rock.

01:08:10.000 Look how confident she is.

01:08:12.000 Don't do that.

01:08:14.000 Of course he knocks her down.

01:08:20.000 Go wide, go wide.

01:08:20.000 This is about to get big.

01:08:23.000 Wow.

01:08:24.000 Okay, just go back a little bit.

01:08:27.000 So he nails her.

01:08:28.000 Plus she's drunk and it's easier for... 1.00

01:08:32.000 Boxers die by getting punched and then hitting the mat really hard. 0.98

01:08:36.000 That's a mat.

01:08:37.000 That's a bouncy, soft mat with like this much foam in it.

01:08:40.000 A fucking cement sidewalk.

01:08:43.000 This is how you die.

01:08:45.000 And for him to be cackling and screaming like that, I'm going to say the odds are 1 in 20 that she was just killed.

01:08:53.000 Those are not good odds.

01:08:55.000 go back to the punch I think she hit the pavement head first. 1.00

01:09:07.000 She definitely hit a lot of the head there. 0.98

01:09:10.000 And he's laughing and still filming.

01:09:13.000 I'm glad they leave her alone after that.

01:09:15.000 I thought there was like a stomp happening there.

01:09:18.000 Oh, I hate those.

01:09:19.000 Is there anything worse than seeing a man get kicked and punched after he's unconscious?

01:09:24.000 It's just all too common in these types of fights.

01:09:26.000 It's like necrophilia.

01:09:27.000 It's like you're doing something wrong with the dead.

01:09:31.000 All right, let's see some good violence. 0.96

01:09:35.000 I'm advocating for violence, I guess.

01:09:37.000 Is that what we're doing here?

01:09:41.000 Fighting.

01:09:42.000 Never fight.

01:09:42.000 If someone goes to rob you, kiss them on the lips.

01:09:44.000 Yeah.

01:09:51.000 Oh, I didn't know there was audio.

01:09:53.000 Hey, man, come on in.

01:09:54.000 There's audio of people watching it.

01:09:56.000 Oh, I see.

01:09:57.000 So I could turn the tail.

01:09:58.000 Yeah, you want to get stuff from the till?

01:10:00.000 Come on in.

01:10:01.000 By the way, don't fight someone with a gun who's robbing you unless you're 100% sure that you're going to win.

01:10:10.000 Because this guy is obviously desperate.

01:10:12.000 He's risking...

01:10:15.000 Probably less than Proud Boys, but still.

01:10:17.000 I bet it gets you five years.

01:10:19.000 If it's a first offense.

01:10:21.000 So this guy's ready to go into a cage for five years to get what?

01:10:24.000 Look at that till.

01:10:25.000 Give him all the money.

01:10:26.000 There you go.

01:10:27.000 There's a 20.

01:10:27.000 Wow.

01:10:28.000 There's just change in the rest of it, right?

01:10:29.000 Yeah.

01:10:30.000 What about under the change?

01:10:31.000 Let him go.

01:10:33.000 There's an envelope with maybe 200 in it.

01:10:35.000 Whatever that is.

01:10:36.000 What?

01:10:36.000 He's making her open the envelope?

01:10:38.000 Yeah.

01:10:39.000 Because it's 200.

01:10:40.000 Wait a minute.

01:10:40.000 Is she putting...

01:10:44.000 Oh, I see.

01:10:45.000 Bam.

01:10:46.000 Wow.

01:10:46.000 Unnecessary.

01:10:48.000 Oh, I thought it was pretty necessary.

01:10:52.000 Do your parents own the business?

01:10:54.000 I think...

01:10:58.000 I guess.

01:10:58.000 They're all in danger with an armed robber there.

01:11:01.000 Yeah, I guess so.

01:11:02.000 Has he started bleeding yet?

01:11:05.000 I think he put his gun in his pocket.

01:11:07.000 Yeah, I saw that.

01:11:08.000 So he could better get the change.

01:11:10.000 All that change plus the 20 bucks, what is this?

01:11:13.000 40 bucks?

01:11:15.000 If he's grabbing a gun, there's big trouble.

01:11:18.000 Oh, is there blood?

01:11:19.000 Oh, there's blood.

01:11:20.000 Yeah, there's plenty of blood.

01:11:20.000 There will be blood.

01:11:22.000 Just from the punches alone?

01:11:24.000 Yep.

01:11:24.000 Wow.

01:11:25.000 He must have broke his nose.

01:11:26.000 So now they're holding his arms apart while they fish for the gun.

01:11:31.000 I kind of want him to get hurt more.

01:11:34.000 I kind of want to get it.

01:11:35.000 Break his ribs.

01:11:36.000 Like a bloody nose, you can fix that.

01:11:38.000 You could probably have it reset.

01:11:40.000 You break a guy's ribs, that's now all up both sides of ribs.

01:11:45.000 His sneezing is hell for 40 days.

01:11:48.000 Just stick both your fingers in his ears and just wiggle him.

01:11:50.000 He'd be like, ah, it's really invasive.

01:11:52.000 Okay, sorry, man.

01:11:53.000 Won't happen again.

01:11:54.000 All right, bye.

01:11:57.000 And look at, they don't call the cops or hold him there until the police arrive, which is weird.

01:12:01.000 They just let him go.

01:12:02.000 Not yet, you should.

01:12:03.000 He points a gun at him.

01:12:04.000 This is my favorite part, though.

01:12:05.000 This is the best part.

01:12:07.000 We're locked.

01:12:07.000 We're closed.

01:12:09.000 Boom! 0.99

01:12:13.000 Oh, man.

01:12:14.000 That guy's the opposite of Quentin Tarantino speaking abonics to black people.

01:12:17.000 Get fired.

01:12:18.000 Get in trouble.

01:12:19.000 Be brave.

01:12:19.000 And never stop fighting.

01:12:21.000 *Music*

01:12:26.000 I'ma hit you back in a minute.

01:12:29.000 I don't play Jack, bitch, I'm in it. 0.99

01:12:32.000 We don't fuck with lies.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 25, 2019

S02E90 - ROGER STONE WAS RIGHT

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