Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E120 - WOMEN WRITERS

00:00:40.000 That is Forgot to Take My Meds by Prince Daddy and the Hyena. 0.96

00:00:45.000 Is it hyena singular?

00:00:47.000 That's weird.

00:00:50.000 You know, rock and roll is for young people.

00:00:54.000 Old people should not be making rock and roll. 1.00

00:00:57.000 They can make music by all means. 0.99

00:01:00.000 But rock and roll is sex. 0.99

00:01:05.000 It's simulating sex. 0.88

00:01:07.000 That's why they have so much enthusiasm.

00:01:09.000 What?

00:01:09.000 Enthusiasm.

00:01:10.000 Enthusiasm.

00:01:12.000 That's like when Justin Trudeau talked about the Proud Boys, he says, the Proud Boys.

00:01:18.000 That's why they have so much enthusiasm for it.

00:01:21.000 And that's why when you see that band Garbage, you go, eh.

00:01:25.000 You know what I'm talking about?

00:01:26.000 Those old bald guys in the background behind, what's her name?

00:01:29.000 Shirley McLean.

00:01:31.000 And they're all like, we're not old.

00:01:34.000 Or you have the Edge and you two with this hat's on.

00:01:38.000 It's Tim Poole look.

00:01:39.000 I'm actually just really cold.

00:01:42.000 Yeah, no, guys.

00:01:44.000 No.

00:01:45.000 You may not rock.

00:01:47.000 I'm officially aegist.

00:01:50.000 Old people can't rock. 1.00

00:01:52.000 You know, and there's even more controversial theories out there.

00:01:55.000 Like, I believe Nikki Six of Motley Crew claims curly-haired people can't rock.

00:02:01.000 Now people bring up Slash, Phil Lynette of Thin Lizzie, Robert Plant.

00:02:10.000 Jimmy Page has curly hair, doesn't he?

00:02:13.000 Kind of, yeah, yeah.

00:02:14.000 Maybe wavy.

00:02:16.000 But maybe he's onto something. 1.00

00:02:18.000 I love stupid theories like that. 1.00

00:02:20.000 Especially when they get questioned and they back it up. 1.00

00:02:23.000 Like they go to him, what about Robert Plant?

00:02:25.000 And he goes, Led Zeppelin was never really a fan.

00:02:28.000 Ooh.

00:02:30.000 Come on, immigrants. 1.00

00:02:31.000 You can't do that. 0.99

00:02:31.000 Fool in the Rain? 0.99

00:02:33.000 Fool in the Rain might be the greatest song ever made. 0.96

00:02:40.000 By the way, I'm sorry my cuffs are creased there.

00:02:44.000 These are all new shirts from Nita Fashions.

00:02:46.000 Got them out of FedEx.

00:02:47.000 At one wash, and that'll be gone.

00:02:50.000 And maybe I'm doing bad advertising for them.

00:02:52.000 When I wake up in the middle of the night, I think bad thoughts like that.

00:02:56.000 Like I get so fucking paranoid and sketched out, I think, maybe my dad's mad at me for not calling him after he fell down the stairs.

00:03:06.000 Or maybe Nita Fashions is losing clients because I'm advertising creased cuffs and that's something that's bad for them.

00:03:16.000 It is kind of scary.

00:03:17.000 I told you what he told me, right?

00:03:19.000 About our clients, our viewers.

00:03:22.000 That they're great, right?

00:03:24.000 Did I tell you that already?

00:03:25.000 I remember hearing something from them that was positive.

00:03:28.000 He quizzes them for some reason.

00:03:29.000 Oh, interesting.

00:03:30.000 And they're like plenty of lawyers.

00:03:32.000 I guess if you're getting a suit, you're usually a lawyer.

00:03:36.000 They all say we're gravely misunderstood.

00:03:39.000 And then Australia, Canada, Britain, America seem to be the hot spots.

00:03:44.000 I realized yesterday being woke, I didn't tell you about my weekend.

00:03:49.000 True.

00:03:50.000 I don't even remember what I did.

00:03:52.000 You don't?

00:03:53.000 Baseball, lots of baseball with the kids, as per us.

00:03:57.000 There's one kid in my son's team.

00:03:59.000 His parents have never been to one game.

00:04:03.000 They got to be immigrants, right? 0.97

00:04:05.000 They're maybe from like Ukraine, where they're like, as long as Russians are not killing us, we're doing good parenting. 0.98

00:04:11.000 They're playing the ball bass.

00:04:13.000 They're playing ball bass.

00:04:14.000 What am I going to do?

00:04:15.000 Watch them play? 0.99

00:04:16.000 That's for pedophiles. 1.00

00:04:18.000 Pediphals. 0.98

00:04:19.000 Did you ever find out what happened?

00:04:22.000 With the gram? 0.99

00:04:23.000 You are pedophil. 1.00

00:04:24.000 Oh, that was the stupidest controversy ever. 1.00

00:04:27.000 Okay. 1.00

00:04:27.000 They claim that he has some secret substance in the front of his pants, cum, and he puts it on the ball. 1.00

00:04:36.000 Now, it's just a tick he has when he adjusts. 0.77

00:04:38.000 You know, like batters will take their gloves off and put them back on again.

00:04:42.000 He does it.

00:04:42.000 He's been doing it his whole life.

00:04:44.000 It's just like a little twitch like me going like that or like that.

00:04:48.000 And then Polar Bear had a good point.

00:04:53.000 He goes, you know what?

00:04:54.000 I want the pitchers to be putting whatever they can on their hands.

00:04:57.000 I don't want them to lose control of the ball and it smashed me in the face.

00:05:00.000 So whatever helps you pitch accurately, do it, please.

00:05:04.000 Because I'm in danger out there.

00:05:06.000 Yeah, it doesn't sound like it's like the pine tar of balls. 1.00

00:05:11.000 Like, fuck off. 1.00

00:05:11.000 Oh, look at that. 1.00

00:05:12.000 He's just adjusting his shirt.

00:05:14.000 Yeah, that would be the most magicianist.

00:05:16.000 Wouldn't you be way better at it if that was the case?

00:05:18.000 Plus, there's plenty of substances allowed on the ball, like that little flower bag they have.

00:05:22.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:24.000 And thirdly, they changed the stitching on the balls this year.

00:05:28.000 Really?

00:05:29.000 Which you don't do in football or golf.

00:05:31.000 That's Polar Bear's point, also.

00:05:36.000 Another song...

00:05:37.000 By the way, that song was introduced to me by a subscriber.

00:05:41.000 The subs are sending better musical ideas.

00:05:46.000 I'm turning into Joe Biden.

00:05:48.000 The subs are sending us...

00:05:56.000 Anyway.

00:05:59.000 Better musical.

00:06:01.000 I mean, even they've admitted.

00:06:04.000 You know the thing.

00:06:06.000 Could you tell me what the thing is?

00:06:08.000 Let's jump to 19 here.

00:06:11.000 This is the longest pause in presidential history.

00:06:15.000 So what about Putin?

00:06:16.000 You said he was a killer during... 0.57

00:06:18.000 You're about to meet him.

00:06:18.000 Are you going to call him a killer to his face?

00:06:20.000 How's that going to work out for you?

00:06:22.000 Do you think he's a threat to America?

00:06:24.000 He is, by the way.

00:06:27.000 What do you say to Vladimir Putin?

00:06:31.000 To answer the first question?

00:06:34.000 I'm laughing too.

00:06:36.000 They actually.

00:06:39.000 Well, look, I mean, he has made clear that.

00:06:43.000 11,000.

00:06:44.000 11,000.

00:06:45.000 2, 1,000.

00:06:46.000 3 1,000.

00:06:47.000 1 1,000.

00:06:48.000 1 1,000.

00:06:51.000 The answer is.

00:06:52.000 9,000.

00:06:52.000 I believe.

00:06:53.000 Wait a minute.

00:06:54.000 Stop.

00:06:55.000 Do I get to count that um in the pause?

00:06:57.000 I believe so.

00:06:58.000 Okay, let's go.

00:06:58.000 That's when I started.

00:06:59.000 Let's go back.

00:07:01.000 It is made clear that.

00:07:04.000 11,000, 21,000, 3, 1,000, 41,000.

00:07:11.000 The answer is...

00:07:12.000 Wow, that made it to 11.

00:07:13.000 That's got to be a world record.

00:07:14.000 That's crazy. 1.00

00:07:16.000 What a fucking loser retard. 1.00

00:07:20.000 That's the leader of the free world, my silly pet. 1.00

00:07:23.000 You elected Leroy as president. 0.98

00:07:25.000 And, you know, I'm a pariah when I walk down the street because I supported Trump.

00:07:28.000 And I just feel like going, how are your guys working out?

00:07:31.000 How do you feel about Kamala Harris and her cackling fear of the border or Joe Biden's 11-second pauses?

00:07:39.000 How are your guys doing?

00:07:41.000 AOC, Ilhan Omar, the goon squad.

00:07:44.000 So let's see what he says, though, after his 11-second pause.

00:07:48.000 I believe he has in the past essentially acknowledged that he was there are certain things that he would do or did do.

00:07:57.000 But look, when I was asked that question on air, I answered it honestly.

00:08:04.000 But it's not much of a, I don't think it matters a whole lot in terms of this next meeting we're about to have.

00:08:11.000 Yeah, it does.

00:08:12.000 The second question was just to cooperate.

00:08:18.000 I love how his aides just know that he's going to space on the second question.

00:08:22.000 The second question was, it was about the economy.

00:08:26.000 I know you're going to bail.

00:08:29.000 I'd verify first and then trust. 1.00

00:08:32.000 Yeah, fuck off. 1.00

00:08:34.000 See, Putin was saying, you know, you give us shit for locking up that guy, that journalist activist, because he was a threat to the Kremlin. 1.00

00:08:44.000 But you do the same thing with all these people, including Proud Boys. 0.98

00:08:48.000 January 6th insurrection.

00:08:51.000 So don't get mad if you look in the mirror and it look ugly.

00:08:57.000 No, don't get mad at the mirror if you're ugly, he said, which is a great saying.

00:09:01.000 Yeah, I kind of like the things that he says. 1.00

00:09:03.000 He might be full of shit. 1.00

00:09:04.000 Oh, he's our adversary. 1.00

00:09:07.000 Right. 1.00

00:09:08.000 But that doesn't mean he's an idiot. 1.00

00:09:10.000 He's a communist. 1.00

00:09:11.000 That's bad.

00:09:12.000 China is our adversary. 0.98

00:09:15.000 The East are not our friends. 1.00

00:09:17.000 The West is the best.

00:09:18.000 Western chauvinists don't like the East. 0.92

00:09:22.000 But you're a white supremacist if you like the West. 0.96

00:09:25.000 If you like capitalism more than this guy, if you don't like this guy, you're a white supremacist. 0.95

00:09:30.000 You got it?

00:09:32.000 Do you understand?

00:09:32.000 We understand.

00:09:34.000 Good matters and problems.

00:09:36.000 We are prepared.

00:09:38.000 Learn English, by the way.

00:09:40.000 That's hard.

00:09:41.000 Like, how long has he been in office for?

00:09:43.000 20 years?

00:09:44.000 Can you learn your other team's language?

00:09:47.000 It's the easiest language in the world, too.

00:09:50.000 It's pretty easy.

00:09:51.000 Like, getting back to the music and the people who send us songs.

00:10:07.000 Someone said, thanks for introducing me to Crass.

00:10:11.000 Here's a band the cool kids are listening to.

00:10:12.000 They're from Southeast London.

00:10:14.000 And it's funny how with music, just before you play it, Jesus, everything's been done to death, right? 0.55

00:10:20.000 And every time I hear a new band, I can go, oh, that reminds me of this band when I was your age.

00:10:24.000 And it sounds like Urban Dance Squad or something.

00:10:27.000 But then you hear this band and you go, pretty good, guys.

00:10:30.000 Fairly original.

00:10:46.000 Who's the bird?

00:11:25.000 I'm sure I can find something similar from the past, but it's not easy.

00:11:28.000 What's the name of that band?

00:11:30.000 Dry Cleanin'.

00:11:31.000 Dry Cleanin'.

00:11:32.000 That song is Unsmart Lady.

00:11:35.000 I'm wary of looking into the lyrics because that can always ruin bands.

00:11:38.000 Speaking of Unsmart Ladies, today's book is something you could not be less interested in. 1.00

00:11:45.000 It's Allison Bechdell, The Secret to Superhuman Strength.

00:11:49.000 She is one of the greatest cartoonists of all time, as far as her talent goes.

00:11:55.000 This seems to be really churned out, though, with her lesbian lover watercoloring in the pages with really bland, washed-out colors, which isn't very cartoony. 0.96

00:12:08.000 And her father was a mentally ill gay who killed himself, and she seems to be dealing with the same genetic curses. 0.97

00:12:17.000 And she's using exercise to stave off her mental illness. 1.00

00:12:22.000 She did a book called Fun Home that was about growing up in a funeral home and her weird closeted dad.

00:12:28.000 It might be the greatest graphic novel ever made.

00:12:30.000 It's definitely up there in the top 10.

00:12:33.000 There's no arguing. 0.99

00:12:34.000 It's fucking beautiful. 0.99

00:12:36.000 And the coloring, I don't know, it's somehow less washed out, even though it's fucking gray. 0.98

00:12:44.000 But it's beautifully done. 0.76

00:12:46.000 She clearly took her time, unlike this book.

00:12:49.000 And the problem with that is you're a lesbian, right? 1.00

00:12:54.000 So gays are 1% of the population. 0.94

00:12:56.000 Lesbians are, let's say, around 0.5. 1.00

00:12:58.000 It's hard to make a mass appeal book. 0.60

00:13:00.000 And she did a book, Fun Home, about her weird dad.

00:13:03.000 That's not rare.

00:13:05.000 We basically all have weird dads, especially my kids.

00:13:09.000 So that book exploded.

00:13:11.000 It won all these awards and it gave her her career.

00:13:13.000 But she's now trying, as a 0.5%er, trying to do another hit. 1.00

00:13:20.000 And she did The Essential Dykes to Watch Out For, which only lesbians could possibly endure. 1.00

00:13:25.000 Are You My Mother?

00:13:26.000 Which I don't know why it didn't work.

00:13:28.000 And this is just my opinion, obviously.

00:13:30.000 Maybe people loved it.

00:13:31.000 And then she did this about her obsession with fitness as she gets older. 0.99

00:13:35.000 She's like 57 now or something.

00:13:39.000 Flop.

00:13:42.000 It's kind of a curse to have a hit, in a way.

00:13:45.000 But it gave her a career, so she's going to be.

00:13:48.000 You know, I like Howard Stern's view with people as far as hits go.

00:13:52.000 He goes, just keep doing it.

00:13:54.000 Hey, Ramones, you got a hit?

00:13:55.000 Keep doing Blitz Green Bop. 1.00

00:13:58.000 Or fucking Poly Walnuts? 1.00

00:13:59.000 You're getting typecasted as a WAP? 1.00

00:14:02.000 Wise guy?

00:14:03.000 Say thank you.

00:14:05.000 Do it.

00:14:07.000 That's what I'm doing.

00:14:08.000 You seem to like this.

00:14:10.000 Don't change the recipe.

00:14:11.000 Don't change the recipe.

00:14:12.000 People don't like that.

00:14:14.000 Friend with Ben Effett.

00:14:17.000 J-Lo and Ben are full on back together. 1.00

00:14:22.000 He is fucking the shit out of her. 1.00

00:14:25.000 Missionary from behind. 1.00

00:14:26.000 They're Frenching. 1.00

00:14:27.000 They're smooching. 0.54

00:14:28.000 They're hanging around nude. 0.82

00:14:31.000 She's making coffee completely naked. 1.00

00:14:35.000 He's nude too.

00:14:36.000 He's one black sock on that he didn't take off and that neither of them noticed because they're so in love. 0.99

00:14:43.000 And then, of course, village idiot de Blasio shrugs off violence in Washington Square Park. 1.00

00:14:48.000 My wife was like, I love that New York is back and people are parting their asses off. 1.00

00:14:54.000 Yeah, I guess I get what you're saying.

00:14:57.000 Like, this is fun.

00:14:59.000 And the fights and the bands and the screaming.

00:15:02.000 And when I say fights, I mean organized boxing is going on in Washington Square Park. 0.98

00:15:07.000 But it's also a massive fucking crime wave, which isn't quite so cute. 0.95

00:15:13.000 The organized boxing, is that a free to everybody who's vaccinated thing? 0.99

00:15:18.000 They've been doing that.

00:15:19.000 They had a Philharmonic thing at Bryant Park.

00:15:22.000 No, this isn't organized, Ryan.

00:15:23.000 This is utter 1970s chaos.

00:15:25.000 Oh, cool.

00:15:26.000 Yeah.

00:15:26.000 That's pretty cool.

00:15:28.000 Sort of.

00:15:29.000 It reminds me of In the Heights, the movie I just saw with Lynn Lee.

00:15:32.000 You saw In the Heights?

00:15:33.000 Yeah, I did.

00:15:34.000 Yeah.

00:15:34.000 Did they mention how everyone in Washington Heights is on welfare and gets their hair cut once a day because they have nothing better to do and lets their kids stay up all night?

00:15:42.000 And there's no bedtimes for children in Washington Heights.

00:15:45.000 And they broadcast movies up against buildings and blare music 24 hours a day because there's no day or night in Washington Heights because they're all on food stamps.

00:15:54.000 And when you don't have work to go to, you don't have night or day.

00:15:58.000 Did they mention that?

00:15:59.000 Not that specifically.

00:16:00.000 Oh.

00:16:01.000 But there is a heavy presence of lotto and lottery. 0.99

00:16:05.000 And I was like, that's some real shit right there. 0.98

00:16:08.000 You know what my girlfriend's dad always said? 1.00

00:16:10.000 It's poor people tax.

00:16:12.000 The lottery.

00:16:13.000 That's true.

00:16:14.000 That's a good one. 0.99

00:16:15.000 It's fucking good. 0.99

00:16:15.000 That's a good one. 0.99

00:16:16.000 So yeah, this is the first eight minutes of it.

00:16:18.000 So it's all like, you know, sing alongside.

00:16:20.000 And by the way, I only watched this for the show, for my job.

00:16:24.000 I had to come here and tell you what I thought of the movie.

00:16:27.000 No, because then we would have watched it with mirrors.

00:16:29.000 We could have done a whole thing on it. 1.00

00:16:31.000 That's bullshit. 0.99

00:16:32.000 I have to stay informed. 1.00

00:16:34.000 Dragged you to it, and you even pretended you liked it, which is embarrassing.

00:16:37.000 I had to stay informed.

00:16:39.000 And so this is my full review.

00:16:40.000 It was pretty...

00:16:41.000 That's a lie.

00:16:41.000 That's just a lie.

00:16:42.000 No, no, I didn't like it.

00:16:43.000 Ew, there's gum in New York.

00:16:46.000 So what's this subplot?

00:16:47.000 He's in Puerto Rico?

00:16:49.000 No.

00:16:50.000 So he's...

00:16:51.000 What's the beach they just showed?

00:16:52.000 Well, that's his little suenito.

00:16:54.000 Which is a little dream.

00:16:56.000 And so his parents came here from Dominican Republic, Meng.

00:17:00.000 They started the.

00:17:03.000 Yeah, they started the bodega, and they went back to the DR once their son could run it.

00:17:07.000 So that way he's sending money back now off of their Dominican Republic.

00:17:10.000 No, no, could I just elaborate a little bit?

00:17:12.000 See?

00:17:12.000 He's using food stamps to fill these big blue bins that he then ships back to the Dominican Republic, and then they use that as the inventory for their bodega because they're not starving.

00:17:24.000 So our food stamps fund the inventory of bodegas in Dominican Republic and occasionally Puerto Rico, but mostly DR. Si, pero a el acer, yo aveces, pero siempre trabajando a la bodega.

00:17:42.000 Some stores, some grocery stores sell the blue bins at the grocery store.

00:17:47.000 It's a one-stop shop.

00:17:48.000 It's a one-stop shop.

00:17:49.000 And then you ship from there.

00:17:52.000 You ship it to the Dominican Republic from.

00:17:54.000 And I mentioned this on Fox News and was vilified. 0.93

00:17:58.000 You hate Dominicans. 1.00

00:17:59.000 You're lying. 1.00

00:18:00.000 And I was like, Google it, bitches. 1.00

00:18:02.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:18:03.000 Esto hablo, Google.

00:18:06.000 What they're saying is like, okay, I hate them if, but what if this is true?

00:18:09.000 Does that mean that they're terrible?

00:18:11.000 What are you trying to say?

00:18:13.000 By them telling you. 0.80

00:18:14.000 I'm saying that's a shitty thing to do. 0.95

00:18:16.000 It shows that you have no morals. 0.98

00:18:17.000 It shows that you hate America and have no, what's the word, allegiance, no ability to assimilate.

00:18:26.000 You are not part of the American experience.

00:18:30.000 So anyway, this is him.

00:18:32.000 What?

00:18:32.000 He's in a time.

00:18:33.000 He's in a dream?

00:18:33.000 That's in like a fat, like a fast-forwarded, you know, that's him.

00:18:37.000 That's not a dream.

00:18:38.000 Present day.

00:18:38.000 And this is all, the whole movie is.

00:18:40.000 So he moved back to DR. Oh, that's the dad.

00:18:43.000 I don't want to give it away.

00:18:44.000 Give it away.

00:18:46.000 I don't want the red-hot chili peppers.

00:18:47.000 Give it away.

00:18:48.000 Give it away.

00:18:49.000 Give it away now.

00:18:51.000 All right.

00:18:52.000 Well, okay.

00:18:52.000 So, okay.

00:18:55.000 He's picturing this life where he goes back to the Dominican Republic after he sells the bodega.

00:19:00.000 And he falls in love with this chick.

00:19:02.000 And they are really on a slow roll.

00:19:04.000 And that's the most suspension of disbelief you have to do is that Latinos wouldn't bang the first night. 1.00

00:19:10.000 The first night.

00:19:12.000 That morning. 1.00

00:19:13.000 Most Latinos in New York, he'll be walking up to a girl and his penis will come out of his pants. 1.00

00:19:18.000 Like the fucking... 1.00

00:19:19.000 And then he'll go up to her and say, hey, how you do? 1.00

00:19:22.000 And you'll go, oh, I'm already fucking you. 0.99

00:19:23.000 And she'll go, I know, that's bugged out, right? 1.00

00:19:27.000 It climbs out the fly of your pants like skank and beetle juice.

00:19:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98

00:19:31.000 Gay passing wouldn't know that. 0.98

00:19:33.000 You must have said dick three times. 1.00

00:19:35.000 Hey, I'm pregnant. 1.00

00:19:37.000 I just held your hand for 30 seconds.

00:19:39.000 You have triplets. 1.00

00:19:40.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:19:40.000 So, what? 1.00

00:19:41.000 They take years to court?

00:19:42.000 Dude, they take so long to even kiss.

00:19:45.000 And, you know, it's just, it's very human.

00:19:47.000 Has Lynn Manuel Miranda ever been to Washington Heights?

00:19:50.000 I don't think he's kissed anybody.

00:19:51.000 I don't think he's been to Washington Heights.

00:19:52.000 The subplot I didn't get is, isn't it about like, they're not going to take away our Washington Heights?

00:19:58.000 No, not really.

00:19:59.000 Oh, because in the trailer, it's all like, they're not going to make us disappear.

00:20:02.000 We've got to save Washington Heights.

00:20:03.000 And it's like, nobody wants it.

00:20:05.000 You know, they try to pack that in, but for the most part, it's like Greece almost.

00:20:09.000 Like, there's no real main plot.

00:20:11.000 There's like people have some light aspirations and struggles and little things like that. 0.99

00:20:15.000 And then they only added one political thing that was really annoying, and it was dreamers shit. 0.99

00:20:20.000 Like, that kid wants to go to college. 0.99

00:20:21.000 He's like, yo, I'm undocumented, but I didn't know I couldn't go to college.

00:20:25.000 And it's so funny. 0.99

00:20:26.000 It's like they tricked them into thinking going to college and being indoctrinated by shit and paying money for it is like a goal. 0.99

00:20:32.000 Just keep working. 1.00

00:20:33.000 Work at your little bodega.

00:20:35.000 I mean, don't go.

00:20:36.000 They think college is so great.

00:20:37.000 Yeah, that's a very boomer belief that you can't survive without college.

00:20:42.000 It's your gateway to the future.

00:20:44.000 And all they're going to learn is that.

00:20:44.000 It's based on the truth that people who went to college tend to be doing well.

00:20:50.000 Yeah.

00:20:50.000 Babies who listen to Baby Einstein tend to be doing well.

00:20:53.000 It's not because of Baby Einstein. 0.99

00:20:54.000 It's because they come from families where people give a shit about their kid. 1.00

00:20:57.000 Oh, Fred Perry. 1.00

00:20:58.000 Wait, what?

00:20:59.000 He's wearing a Fred. 1.00

00:21:00.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:21:01.000 Oh. 1.00

00:21:01.000 Should we listen to some of this terrible nonsense? 1.00

00:21:04.000 Dude, some of the hooks on these songs are just like how much the lotto ticket is, like $96,000.

00:21:11.000 Or like the firecracker.

00:21:12.000 Musicals. 0.97

00:21:13.000 Yeah, I guess musicals stink.

00:21:15.000 When you heard the Beatles record, you were hearing like 20 years of working on songs. 1.00

00:21:21.000 Lynn Manuel Miranda probably spent like a year writing these stupid ditties. 0.99

00:21:27.000 We're getting on the bus. 1.00

00:21:29.000 Yeah, basically.

00:21:36.000 But then they show some of the food and I'm like, oh, yeah, alright.

00:21:39.000 I recognize all the food that they're showing there.

00:21:43.000 Bro, this is one of the main characters here.

00:21:46.000 This guy played Dr. Dre in the NWA remake.

00:21:48.000 He's got one of the lead roles.

00:21:50.000 He has just as much screen time as the Dominican guy.

00:21:53.000 Lim Manuel Miranda just tweeted out this morning.

00:21:56.000 He's sorry that he hasn't put enough dark-toned people in the movie.

00:22:00.000 I'm listening.

00:22:02.000 I know I made a mistake.

00:22:03.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:22:04.000 But Dominicans aren't dark. 1.00

00:22:06.000 Dominicans are dark because they share Haiti and they fuck each other. 1.00

00:22:10.000 I don't think of a Dominican. 1.00

00:22:11.000 I think of like Nikki or Cardi B. She's a lighter-skinned Dominican. 0.99

00:22:18.000 Nice outfit.

00:22:21.000 She's kind of...

00:22:23.000 She's kind of attractive. 0.97

00:22:24.000 She does have the body of like a 16-year-old, but her face is very pretty. 0.88

00:22:29.000 That's enough in the heights.

00:22:30.000 So what was your, what's your, how many stars out of five?

00:22:33.000 I gave it 3 s treas.

00:22:37.000 Three stars.

00:22:38.000 That's right. 1.00

00:22:39.000 That means you suck. 0.99

00:22:41.000 Every star I give it is a star deducted from my rating. 0.99

00:22:45.000 Everything more than, it's inversely proportional.

00:22:47.000 So if you give it a one, then you're a four.

00:22:50.000 If you give it a two, you're a three.

00:22:52.000 I don't think they're mutually exclusive.

00:22:54.000 You give it a three, you're a zero.

00:22:56.000 It's complicated math.

00:22:58.000 Fake news.

00:22:59.000 This is an interesting story.

00:23:00.000 So we just got done with that dude who blew the whistle on Facebook.

00:23:06.000 He raised half a million dollars.

00:23:07.000 I talk to him sometimes, by the way, and he thinks he's rich.

00:23:11.000 He's like, I got to get an accountant and financial advisor.

00:23:14.000 I got to do this, got to do that.

00:23:15.000 I go, dude, you may never work again.

00:23:18.000 So you're broke, basically.

00:23:20.000 500 grand is not enough to retire on.

00:23:22.000 Here's my advice. 1.00

00:23:23.000 Don't spend a fucking dime. 1.00

00:23:26.000 Get a job at a car wash right now. 1.00

00:23:30.000 Put that in a savings account, not even an investment, and see what the next year does to you.

00:23:36.000 Go out for a nice dinner with your wife, but see what the next year does to you.

00:23:40.000 That's the best advice to give anyone who comes into any kind of money.

00:24:03.000 I am going to be releasing some reportings about what goes on behind the scenes at Fox because it applies to you, the viewers.

00:24:09.000 I found a nonprofit journalism group called Project Veritas.

00:24:12.000 It's going to help put that out tomorrow, so tune into them.

00:24:15.000 But as for this heat wave across Texas, you can see what it's doing to AC units.

00:24:21.000 This one broken down as we speak.

00:24:23.000 And I talked to several repair shops who said they are working as frantically as they can to keep up with the repairs.

00:24:31.000 Couldn't get a monkey wrench?

00:24:33.000 It's been difficult. 0.99

00:24:35.000 What's with the fucking spanner there, dude? 0.99

00:24:38.000 They're working as fast as they can. 0.99

00:24:41.000 Ever heard of or even right?

00:24:47.000 Wow, that was badass.

00:24:50.000 Speaking of mama bears, yesterday we were saying critical race theory was the turning point in the left's lunacy.

00:24:56.000 I mean, come on.

00:24:59.000 Lefties, surely you're looking around at inflation, defunding the police, this massive crime spike, the price of gas, the price of lumber, the jobs sitting around with no one wanting them.

00:25:12.000 Surely you're going, what have we wrought?

00:25:17.000 Please?

00:25:19.000 Please?

00:25:20.000 Anyway, North Korean defector slams woke school.

00:25:23.000 So yesterday, we had a Maoist, someone who had grown up under Mao, and don't forget the death toll of China is 80 million.

00:25:31.000 It's constantly understated.

00:25:33.000 He killed 80 million people and not just like went to prisons.

00:25:37.000 He killed the middle class because they questioned his authority. 0.67

00:25:40.000 The upper classes, of course, became subsumed by him.

00:25:44.000 And then the lower classes became his sort of cannon fodder. 0.69

00:25:49.000 But middle class intellectuals, artists, creative types, people with good ideas, no thank you, dead. 0.73

00:25:55.000 80 million.

00:25:56.000 Now, North Korea, that was yesterday.

00:25:58.000 Today we have North Korea.

00:25:59.000 We don't know The North Korean death toll.

00:26:02.000 We know they have re-education camp.

00:26:04.000 We know they use human beings to experiment on.

00:26:07.000 We know that people regularly starve to death there. 0.95

00:26:11.000 But who knows how many people this psychotic dictator has killed?

00:26:16.000 At some U.S. schools, and tells Fox News that America's future is as bleak as North Korea. 0.80

00:26:21.000 Think about that.

00:26:22.000 After attending an Ivy League school, she says she saw deeply disturbing similarities to the oppressive regime.

00:26:28.000 Joining us live with her story, North Korean human rights activist Yan Mi.

00:26:33.000 Hold on a sec.

00:26:33.000 Thank you so much.

00:26:34.000 Just a dumb pause here. 0.84

00:26:36.000 You're not allowed to take pictures in North Korea. 0.96

00:26:38.000 How do you have so many pictures?

00:26:40.000 I guess it's post-defect.

00:26:43.000 Those are old-ass pics, huh?

00:26:45.000 For being here.

00:26:46.000 This is truly a pleasure.

00:26:47.000 To those who say, oh, that can happen here.

00:26:50.000 What's your response?

00:26:52.000 I think that's the same thing.

00:26:54.000 I always think every day at Colombia, I was thinking, how is it possible?

00:26:58.000 I couldn't believe that was actually happening to this country.

00:27:03.000 Every single day I go to classroom and they tell me, in order for us to create a safe place, we need to stop asking the truth.

00:27:14.000 And that's what it was in North Korea that they told us, in order for us to be protected by the dear leader, we should stop questioning.

00:27:24.000 And that was exactly at Colombia I had to go through.

00:27:27.000 So you're basically saying that you felt silenced is what I'm hearing from you.

00:27:30.000 Is that correct?

00:27:32.000 Yeah, I think the worst thing is not just silenced.

00:27:36.000 As soon as I spoke up, they were saying, oh, you're just brainwashed from North Korea.

00:27:41.000 And just seeing everybody doing that, I think they were not just silencing.

00:27:45.000 In order to feel it and not being cancered, everybody had to echo whatever they were saying.

00:27:52.000 And I think for me to eventually, for me to get a good GPA and graduate, I had to really shut up and echo whatever they said.

00:28:00.000 And I'm sure you weren't the only one who felt that way.

00:28:02.000 There was one thing that I read that really stood out to me.

00:28:05.000 I want to make sure I get it right.

00:28:06.000 You say people in America are just dying to give their rights and power to the government.

00:28:12.000 Why do you think that is?

00:28:15.000 I think this is what makes me question the human nature.

00:28:18.000 I mean, obviously, I saw how people can be oppressed to the point they don't know even they're oppressed, right?

00:28:24.000 My people in North Korea right now that they do not know they are slaves to a dictator.

00:28:30.000 Now I came to America, people were talking about animals' rights and they're talking about their oppression, systemic oppression.

00:28:39.000 And I was telling them, you know that if you know you're oppressed, that means you are not oppressed.

00:28:44.000 You know, not knowing is a true definition of oppression.

00:28:47.000 So it was so bizarre why they're going to be able to do it.

00:28:52.000 Yeah, I remember seeing when the first guy died, Kim Jong Chris, forget what the dad's name was, pretty sure it was. 0.54

00:28:59.000 Kim Jong.

00:29:00.000 Okay.

00:29:01.000 And they were all crying.

00:29:03.000 And I'm staring at the TV like, are those real tears?

00:29:06.000 And then I saw fluids, water, come from their eyeballs and stain the, temporarily stain the cement beneath them.

00:29:15.000 So then, did they make themselves cry?

00:29:19.000 Like, I don't get how much they believe.

00:29:21.000 But it is disturbing how Americans are so happy to self-contain, to self-mask, to self-regulate this COVID epidemic.

00:29:31.000 And, you know, you go to a Trump type of area in the burbs outside New York, and it's all no masks, no masks anywhere.

00:29:41.000 Then you go to the liberal areas, and you go to the Whole Foods, stop and shop, and masks everywhere.

00:29:50.000 Actually, you know what?

00:29:53.000 Seatown, which is near the Bronx, that's all, this one place I go to is like all Hispanics, probably mostly Mexicans, probably lots of illegals. 1.00

00:30:02.000 They are all masked up too.

00:30:05.000 What's that about?

00:30:06.000 They're here illegally. 0.99

00:30:07.000 They don't want to rock the boat? 1.00

00:30:08.000 Or they're just like they're conformist or they're dumb? 0.99

00:30:13.000 I think they trust science. 0.99

00:30:15.000 When a man in a suit tells them from the country that they snuck into that there's something wrong, they listen to. 1.00

00:30:20.000 They're very susceptible to, like, that's my family in a nutshell.

00:30:23.000 They're all maskers? 0.95

00:30:25.000 Yeah.

00:30:26.000 Well, now they're not because the science says they're vaccinated.

00:30:30.000 Yeah, but the yuppies and the liberals are all still wearing their masks.

00:30:34.000 I'll never forget this.

00:30:35.000 There was a woman that was sort of in the scene back when, you know, Jim God and I were around way before your time, answer me kind of days, early 90s.

00:30:44.000 She was called Lisa Carver.

00:30:47.000 Her sort of pen name was Lisa Suck Dog. 0.76

00:30:51.000 She's married now with kids.

00:30:52.000 I don't know if she's married, but she's got a kid and all that stuff. 0.99

00:30:57.000 She was on some forum pre-Reddit days, and she was talking about, as an anarchist, we need to do this. 1.00

00:31:03.000 This is before like Antifa became woke fucking assholes. 0.97

00:31:07.000 And anarchists were really just libertarians who were a little more extreme than your average libertarian, wanted no government at all, as opposed to most libertarians want like the army, police, and it starts dwindling down to a little bit of infrastructure. 1.00

00:31:22.000 Anarchists were like, no, fuck all that. 0.58

00:31:24.000 Anyway, don't think of her as Antifa. 1.00

00:31:27.000 Think of her as like an Emma Goldman type of anarchist. 0.97

00:31:30.000 And she was talking about how everything should be privatized and we keep looking to the state.

00:31:37.000 And if the state keeps telling us how to parent our kids, we should take them out of school and start our own schools and stuff like that.

00:31:45.000 Normal stuff that actually Republicans and conservatives say today.

00:31:49.000 This is 20 years ago.

00:31:50.000 And they got on with her, the people, like her friends, said, Lisa, what are you doing?

00:31:56.000 You know the feds monitor these pages.

00:31:59.000 You know the Secret Service, the CIA, the FBI, they're all monitoring this.

00:32:03.000 And you're talking about our strategies.

00:32:06.000 That's bad news.

00:32:07.000 It's funny that this ended up killing the January 6th guys.

00:32:11.000 And she said something so profound.

00:32:12.000 She goes, wow, this is where we've arrived.

00:32:17.000 Now we police ourselves.

00:32:18.000 She goes, the feds don't even have to show up for work. 1.00

00:32:22.000 We police ourselves.

00:32:24.000 And I see that with the COVID masks. 0.93

00:32:26.000 I see people telling others to put on masks, putting on masks when they don't have to following the rules, despite Fauci saying don't wear a mask and then say wearing a mask, and then we found out Fauci fucking funded the Wuhan lab.

00:32:40.000 Let's actually jump to COVID, dude.

00:32:46.000 Give us a uh, we want a bump, yeah. 0.99

00:32:48.000 What are you doing?

00:32:49.000 Trying to find a bump page.

00:32:52.000 We'll go this one.

00:32:53.000 We have like five.

00:32:55.000 We have like five.

00:32:56.000 We have five.

00:32:57.000 What am I five? 1.00

00:32:58.000 If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks. 1.00

00:33:02.000 Your language is stupid. 1.00

00:33:05.000 Fucking Chinese. 1.00

00:33:06.000 Chinese virus comes from China. 1.00

00:33:08.000 Chinese asshole. 1.00

00:33:10.000 Chinese asshole. 1.00

00:33:12.000 Do one seven. 1.00

00:33:13.000 So Jon Stewart was on Stephen Colbert and he said exactly what Trump said. 1.00

00:33:17.000 But because the left sees politics as sports, when someone from their side says anything, Jon Stewart could say, I'll tell you, when you're famous, you can grab a woman by the pussy. 1.00

00:33:27.000 Everyone would go, oh, John, Mr. Frisky. 1.00

00:33:32.000 So here he is talking about the Wuhan virus and saying it came from fucking China, from the Wuhan lab. 0.99

00:33:40.000 And I honestly mean this. 0.98

00:33:42.000 I think we owe a great debt of gratitude to science.

00:33:47.000 Science has in many ways helped ease the suffering of this pandemic, which was more than likely caused by science.

00:34:07.000 And that's kind of...

00:34:08.000 What was that?

00:34:10.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:34:12.000 I didn't get that joke.

00:34:14.000 Listen.

00:34:14.000 Huh?

00:34:15.000 It's coffee.

00:34:15.000 I wouldn't do that joke.

00:34:16.000 I wouldn't do that.

00:34:17.000 Oh, it didn't take.

00:34:18.000 I didn't take it.

00:34:19.000 What do you take, Joe?

00:34:20.000 What do you mean by that?

00:34:21.000 Do you mean like perhaps there's a chance that this was created in a lab?

00:34:24.000 There's an investigation.

00:34:25.000 A chance?

00:34:26.000 Well, my God.

00:34:28.000 There's evidence I'd love to hear.

00:34:30.000 There's a novel respiratory coronavirus overtaking Wuhan, China.

00:34:36.000 What do we do?

00:34:37.000 Oh, you know who we could ask?

00:34:38.000 The Wuhan novel respiratory coronavirus lab. 0.94

00:34:43.000 The disease is the same name as the lab.

00:34:48.000 That's just a little too weird, don't you think?

00:34:50.000 And then they ask those scientists.

00:34:51.000 They're like, how did this...

00:34:53.000 So wait a minute.

00:34:54.000 You work at the Wuhan Respiratory Coronavirus Lab.

00:34:57.000 How did this happen?

00:34:58.000 And they're like, a pangolin kissed a turtle.

00:35:02.000 What?

00:35:03.000 Have you noticed, like, when you're doing a joke, you can't do a Chinese accent because it's racist?

00:35:07.000 So now what is he?

00:35:08.000 A baby voice.

00:35:09.000 Was that a Hungarian?

00:35:10.000 I don't know.

00:35:11.000 Is that a baby Hungarian? 0.99

00:35:12.000 Little baby Garyan, yeah.

00:35:14.000 Targaryen.

00:35:15.000 Targaryen.

00:35:17.000 Baby Gary. 1.00

00:35:18.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:35:19.000 The name of your lab. 1.00

00:35:21.000 If you look at the name.

00:35:23.000 Look at the name.

00:35:24.000 Can I?

00:35:24.000 Let me see your business card.

00:35:26.000 Show me your business card.

00:35:28.000 Oh, I work at the coronavirus lab in Wuhan.

00:35:34.000 Oh, because there's a coronavirus loose in Wuhan.

00:35:37.000 How did that happen?

00:35:38.000 Maybe a bat flew into the cloaca of a turkey and then it sneezed into my chili and now we're gonna...

00:35:49.000 Stop.

00:35:50.000 Can you just do that in a Chinese accent so we can have what we deserve? 0.76

00:35:53.000 Oh, okay, maybe like a turtle, like a sneeze into the coraker of like a turtle.

00:36:01.000 Yeah.

00:36:02.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:36:03.000 He's fucking German. 1.00

00:36:04.000 He sounds like a German guy. 1.00

00:36:05.000 Yeah, what?

00:36:06.000 It has to be a white guy. 0.96

00:36:07.000 If you're going to make fun of Chinese, do a white accent. 0.99

00:36:11.000 Into the cloaker of a turkey, and then it sneezed into my chili. 0.63

00:36:18.000 And now we all have coronavirus.

00:36:20.000 Like, come on, okay, chili?

00:36:23.000 You white-ified their food.

00:36:24.000 Chili, yeah. 0.99

00:36:26.000 It's just hot water and stuff.

00:36:27.000 Why do you name a real Chinese food like dog?

00:36:36.000 Maybe he meant kitty.

00:36:38.000 Sneezed into my chili, and now we all have coronavirus.

00:36:42.000 Like, come on, okay, wait, okay.

00:36:44.000 Wait a second, wait a minute.

00:36:44.000 What about this?

00:36:45.000 What about this?

00:36:47.000 This is the same joke three times.

00:36:49.000 Oh, my God.

00:36:49.000 This one's kind of good.

00:36:50.000 Oh, my God.

00:36:51.000 There's been an outbreak of chocolatey goodness near Hershey, Pennsylvania.

00:36:57.000 What do you think happened?

00:36:58.000 Like, oh, I don't know.

00:37:00.000 Maybe a steam shovel made it with a cocoa bean. 0.99

00:37:04.000 Or it's the chocolate factory.

00:37:08.000 Maybe that's it.

00:37:09.000 That could be.

00:37:10.000 All right, that's enough.

00:37:11.000 That was the...

00:37:11.000 Wait, wait, wait, sorry.

00:37:12.000 I cut out just a pube too soon.

00:37:14.000 Go back.

00:37:14.000 So he just said exactly what Trump said.

00:37:17.000 It came from China.

00:37:18.000 Right.

00:37:19.000 Came from a lab.

00:37:21.000 And what do they do when Jon Stewart says it?

00:37:23.000 John Heckelberg-Eiselman, I think, is his real name.

00:37:28.000 Could be.

00:37:33.000 That could be.

00:37:35.000 I gave them all tuberculosis just.

00:37:38.000 That could very well be.

00:37:40.000 And Anthony Fauci and Francis Collins and NIH have said, like, it should definitely be investigated.

00:37:44.000 Stop with the logic and people and things.

00:37:48.000 The aim of the disease.

00:37:49.000 Wait a second.

00:37:50.000 Wait a minute.

00:37:53.000 And Colbert is still frantically trying to support the Red Sox after they, or like the Houston Astros.

00:37:59.000 They got caught cheating and everyone was defending them, going, look, everyone does it.

00:38:03.000 So that's Colbert right there, right after the Astros got caught cheating, saying, oh, it's just banging on a garbage.

00:38:08.000 It's not a big deal.

00:38:09.000 They still deserve to win the World Series.

00:38:12.000 That's why I can't talk to them anymore.

00:38:15.000 Look at this.

00:38:16.000 Here's the next thing they're going to do.

00:38:18.000 So here's the plan.

00:38:19.000 I hereby predict, I'm Josh Denny, next four years tonight.

00:38:24.000 They need mail-in ballots to win the next election.

00:38:27.000 Conservatives are about to take back the country if the election is fair. 0.99

00:38:32.000 Even the left, all the moderates, everyone slightly near the middle has realized that this stupid leftist experiment failed drastically. 0.98

00:38:41.000 COVID was not Trump's fault. 1.00

00:38:43.000 Biden is a retard. 1.00

00:38:45.000 The left are communists and assholes, and they want to destroy your kids. 1.00

00:38:49.000 At best, ruin their childhood. 1.00

00:38:51.000 At worst, fuck them. 1.00

00:38:53.000 So America is set for a huge Trump win, DeSantis win, whatever a GOP win in 2024. 1.00

00:38:59.000 Unless they can do mail-in ballots and they can fake it.

00:39:01.000 How are they going to do mail-in ballots?

00:39:03.000 Well, one thing is they could do, say there's a new strain of COVID, which is kind of tough to do.

00:39:11.000 the centrifugal testing machine, you can turn it up so it'll find it in Curry and Guinness and Jolt Cola.

00:39:19.000 Or climate change.

00:39:21.000 You see, the climate in 2024 is going to be in such disarray.

00:39:26.000 Here's some charts.

00:39:28.000 That you need to stay inside.

00:39:31.000 Even you driving, that little, even in your electric car, that little bit of fume, that little bit of gas, the coal that's used to burn, to make the electricity for your car, I can't even use that.

00:39:44.000 We have to say that electricity.

00:39:46.000 It doesn't say that. 1.00

00:39:47.000 You're a liar. 1.00

00:39:48.000 Jesus. 1.00

00:39:49.000 When he's dead, then you start doing that.

00:39:51.000 That's going to be creepy.

00:39:57.000 So what they're going to say is climate change.

00:40:00.000 And they've already said it.

00:40:01.000 I strongly suggest you follow John Joseph CroMag.

00:40:06.000 Play this video.

00:40:07.000 Are you ready for climate lockdowns?

00:40:09.000 What, you think I'm making that up?

00:40:10.000 Avoiding a climate lockdown by the WBCSD.

00:40:14.000 That rolls off the tongue.

00:40:15.000 That stands for the World Business Council for Sustainable Development.

00:40:19.000 3M, Apple, Bloomberg, BMW, Chevron, BP, Dow, DuPont, Google, IBM, IKEA, Kellogg's, Mestley, Procter Gamble.

00:40:32.000 It just keeps going.

00:40:33.000 This was published way back in October 2020, so it's not even a new thing.

00:40:38.000 They say in the near future, the world may need to resort to lockdowns again, this time to tackle a climate emergency.

00:40:45.000 Wait, how could the climate create an emergency that we need a lockdown to solve?

00:40:49.000 Who cares?

00:40:49.000 They say under a climate lockdown, governments would limit private vehicle use, ban the consumption of red meat, and impose extreme energy-saving measures.

00:40:59.000 Fossil fuel companies would have to stop drilling.

00:41:01.000 To avoid such a scenario, we have to overhaul economics and do capitalism differently.

00:41:06.000 Are you ready for climate lockdowns?

00:41:08.000 Do capitalism differently?

00:41:09.000 You know who is...

00:41:10.000 That's fascism, by the way.

00:41:11.000 When you have a czar of electricity, a czar of electronics, like one entrepreneur, one corporation in control of that entire field, that's what fascism is.

00:41:23.000 I've always seen it as an economic model. 0.99

00:41:25.000 These stupid kids that want to kill Andy No, they see it as like white supremacy, which is really just you don't listen to my crazy leftist politics. 1.00

00:41:35.000 That's what white supremacy means in 2021. 1.00

00:41:40.000 But $700 billion, $700 trillion, $300 billion, $300 billion.

00:42:07.000 Women are in fact Gillette. 1.00

00:42:10.000 The Razor Company.

00:42:12.000 They're very good.

00:42:13.000 The guy who started it was great at razors back in, I don't know, 1910. 0.99

00:42:17.000 And he said, look, let's cut the shit. 0.99

00:42:20.000 I'm the best at making razors. 1.00

00:42:21.000 I have huge factories all over the country making the highest quality razors.

00:42:25.000 Why are there other razor companies? 1.00

00:42:26.000 It's stupid. 1.00

00:42:27.000 It's a waste of time. 1.00

00:42:28.000 It's funny that they're the ones putting up the woke commercials now because the founder of Gillette, whatever his name is, Kevin Gillette, is a fascist.

00:42:37.000 And he pushed hard for legislation that made Gillette the only razor company in America.

00:42:44.000 This is what corporations want, obviously.

00:42:46.000 If you're IKEA, you want to be the furniture czar.

00:42:50.000 If you're GE, you want to be the electricity czar.

00:42:52.000 They kind of are the electricity czar.

00:42:54.000 Didn't Obama hire the head of GE to handle electricity in America?

00:42:59.000 So that's why they like this climate change lockdown, because they can destroy America and then rebuild it where they handle all the individual things.

00:43:08.000 Wouldn't it be funny if it was just a much better place?

00:43:12.000 The trains run on time.

00:43:13.000 We have to go to re-education camp and pledge allegiance to king whatever of America.

00:43:19.000 But it's a great place.

00:43:21.000 The North Koreans were right. 1.00

00:43:22.000 China is awesome.

00:43:23.000 Russia rules. 0.95

00:43:24.000 Putin was right. 0.58

00:43:25.000 Everyone is happy in Russia. 0.99

00:43:26.000 They're not alcoholics who shit themselves and fall asleep on the road and freeze to death. 0.99

00:43:30.000 And in China, they're not randomly picked up off the street and murdered. 0.95

00:43:34.000 Journalists are not beaten to death by the police for writing articles that say police violence is out of control.

00:43:39.000 That literally happened when I was there last.

00:43:44.000 I'm in charge, bend over.

00:43:51.000 Okay, let's...

00:43:52.000 We're kind of scattered now.

00:43:55.000 Let's just do some racism briefly.

00:44:11.000 By the way, remember how I said, can you imagine if the races were reversed is kind of stolen from Do You Remember?

00:44:19.000 And I was looking up Elton John and Billy Joel.

00:44:21.000 A reader submitted something.

00:44:22.000 It's David Bowie.

00:44:25.000 Do you remember?

00:44:27.000 I think it's one of his older hits.

00:44:30.000 What are you doing?

00:44:30.000 I typed in Bowie.

00:44:31.000 No, no, don't worry about that.

00:44:32.000 He just said it's Bowie.

00:44:33.000 He didn't say the song.

00:44:34.000 Look up Do You Remember in quotes and then David Bowie lyrics.

00:44:45.000 Dost us remember inst dos races wir vervost.

00:44:50.000 What?

00:44:50.000 That sounded kind of real.

00:44:53.000 Red sails, ashes to ashes.

00:44:56.000 Do you remember with lyrics?

00:44:57.000 Maybe, no, it's probably Young American.

00:45:01.000 Young American.

00:45:02.000 Okay.

00:45:07.000 Do you remember? 0.99

00:45:24.000 This is such a fucking jam. 0.99

00:45:32.000 Back when saxophones weren't annoying, then one day they just died. 0.99

00:45:42.000 Look up the lyrics so we know where it is.

00:45:50.000 This is a lot. 1.00

00:45:51.000 It takes time for a stupid point. 0.99

00:45:54.000 We should have this prepared. 0.99

00:45:55.000 This is actually good because you can see how important our prep work is because when we're not prepared, we swallow up like a minute of your time, which is not what we want to do in the show.

00:46:03.000 I'm like the guys who write for The Simpsons.

00:46:07.000 Your time is very important to me.

00:46:11.000 Wait, where does it say do you remember?

00:46:14.000 Hello?

00:46:18.000 Command F. Oh, there we go.

00:46:19.000 It's the very last verse.

00:46:35.000 Way, way farther than that.

00:46:37.000 I think we actually passed it.

00:46:48.000 Oh, yeah.

00:47:07.000 You did it again.

00:47:08.000 You better sit on your hands where you were before.

00:47:18.000 Young American Young American.

00:47:29.000 There we go.

00:47:32.000 Go back.

00:47:34.000 There we go.

00:47:36.000 Can you imagine?

00:47:38.000 Do you remember?

00:47:42.000 Do you remember when the races were reversed? 0.98

00:47:47.000 Imagine David Bowie was fucking right wing. 0.94

00:47:50.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed? 0.99

00:47:54.000 The war on cops is ever prevalent.

00:48:01.000 Yeah, so we're in racism.

00:48:03.000 Birds are racist. 1.00

00:48:04.000 This is fucking amazing. 1.00

00:48:06.000 This is proof that racism is over. 0.99

00:48:08.000 When you have to dig down deep and you find a fucking bird, and it's not called the end bird. 0.98

00:48:17.000 If you want evidence of just, this is the guy who runs the Babylon B, by the way. 0.96

00:48:20.000 If you want evidence of just how far we've come in terms of putting racism behind us, just look at how far we have to reach to find it now.

00:48:26.000 The racist legacy many birds carry.

00:48:29.000 Are they burdened by this?

00:48:31.000 Burdened.

00:48:34.000 Why does that bird look so burdened? 0.98

00:48:37.000 Because he is a racist and he has to recognize that. 1.00

00:48:40.000 Look at his racist face. 1.00

00:48:42.000 Jameson's Fire Finch. 0.98

00:48:44.000 Named after what? 0.90

00:48:46.000 The explosive diarrhea that blacks would get when force-fed Jamesons was in the cotton fields. 0.99

00:48:52.000 Finch was the first black man ever hired and they fired Finch, so then they named it after Finchin. 0.98

00:48:56.000 They used to chop off black people's arms and dye them red to make them look like fire finches. 0.97

00:49:01.000 And the fire finch has to carry that everywhere he goes. 0.97

00:49:04.000 From now on, when I'm walking down the street and I see a bird, I'm just going to go, racist! 1.00

00:49:08.000 Fuck you, fuck you. 1.00

00:49:11.000 We don't have to read that article. 1.00

00:49:12.000 They got a blue Jay.

00:49:13.000 Where'd a brown Jay?

00:49:16.000 You don't have to read anything in the New York Times.

00:49:21.000 This is a bit of a tangent.

00:49:22.000 It probably should have been a green screen.

00:49:24.000 But critical race theory and this whole idea of making everything about racism and our sins and power is possible.

00:49:34.000 It's something you can do at home.

00:49:36.000 I did it a couple years ago.

00:49:37.000 I said, okay, I'm black today in my head.

00:49:39.000 And every slight, everything, I'm going to see everything through the prism of race.

00:49:43.000 And there was times when people were like getting up and moving over a chair, people staring at me, people collecting my ticket first.

00:49:51.000 They were all coincidences.

00:49:52.000 100% of them, obviously, I'm white.

00:49:55.000 But when I was locked into that, I'm a giant black man with a huge afro.

00:49:59.000 My day, and I was in New York City going around, coming back to the burbs, all that stuff, drinking in the burbs, drinking in the city, doing my job, going to get dry cleaning and stuff.

00:50:08.000 And I must have had like 15 to 20 examples of me being treated like a second-class citizen because I'm black.

00:50:15.000 So if you go through history books with this Nazi glasses on and you only see oppression, you're going to find it. 0.98

00:50:22.000 And you can write PhDs and you can write books and you can do the fucking, you know that chick, Robin, what's her name? 1.00

00:50:29.000 She has a new book out now where she actually names white liberals, which is like, bitch, you're biting the hand that feeds you. 1.00

00:50:36.000 I'm not sure you're going to last. 1.00

00:50:38.000 She's the one who did the big one.

00:50:39.000 What's it called?

00:50:42.000 Robin D'Angelo.

00:50:44.000 And she did the first book, The Unbearable Whiteness of Being, whatever it was.

00:50:48.000 It wasn't called that. 0.96

00:50:49.000 But her new book is all about, yes, whites are the problem. 0.97

00:50:53.000 Please pay me to give your corporation a lecture. 0.98

00:50:56.000 And if you want to get specific, it's white liberals.

00:50:59.000 Yeah, White Fragility was the first book.

00:51:03.000 And now the new book is It's My Fault and Your Fault, which is like, so does that mean I'm off?

00:51:07.000 I think I'm off the hook.

00:51:10.000 I think it's like Nice Racism, How Progressive White People Perpetuate Racial Harm. 0.79

00:51:17.000 Oh, good.

00:51:18.000 That's kind of what I've been screaming.

00:51:20.000 So we finally arrived on the same page.

00:51:23.000 Ibrahim X. Yeah, Ibrahim X, how to be an anti-racist.

00:51:26.000 That's a perfect example of someone wearing those Nazi glasses. 0.82

00:51:29.000 Well, let me just take off those glasses for a sec and talk about black woman's hair. 1.00

00:51:35.000 That's about a power.

00:51:36.000 That's about power.

00:51:37.000 That's about oppression. 0.98

00:51:39.000 Black woman's hair is about black privilege and seeing third world people as others, as less than. 0.99

00:51:50.000 It's about the first world oppressing the third world. 0.99

00:51:53.000 These poor women, it's usually India, but it's often Southeast Asia. 1.00

00:51:58.000 They're paid maybe $2 to $3 for what ends up being for Beyoncé a $3,000 hair weave. 0.50

00:52:06.000 And these women, by the way, in Southeast Asia, Malaysia, they are defined. 1.00

00:52:10.000 Their femininity, their worth is defined by their long hair. 0.99

00:52:14.000 That's all they got, right? 0.99

00:52:15.000 They're not going to have fake tits. 1.00

00:52:17.000 So they strip these women bald for $3 so they can feed their family. 1.00

00:52:22.000 And then these rich black women take it, weave it into their own hair, which is already, they dye it blonde first. 1.00

00:52:28.000 And that is cultural appropriation you're taking from white culture and exploiting the third world. 0.99

00:52:34.000 You see how this works?

00:52:36.000 We can do this too.

00:52:40.000 And I would love there to be a huge expose on all these black celebrities and where their hair comes from. 0.99

00:52:47.000 Because you're going to see nothing but exploitation and suffering of people of color, yellow color. 1.00

00:52:54.000 Look at 2-1.

00:52:56.000 This fashion buff chick stumbled upon this.

00:53:00.000 She's not so buff. 0.75

00:53:02.000 This is Mariah.

00:53:04.000 That's not her. 0.97

00:53:04.000 That's the hairwoman. 0.97

00:53:14.000 She painstakingly sews each wig by hand in a process that can take months to complete.

00:53:19.000 I wore one of these once.

00:53:20.000 I knew a guy who worked on Mission Impossible, and They make Tom Cruise's exact hair on day one so that if he does another movie and they have to do a reshoot and he's bald in the other movie, they can put his hair back on. 0.98

00:53:32.000 Damn. 0.98

00:53:32.000 And it's so fucking weird because it's human hair. 0.98

00:53:35.000 When you're wearing a human hair wig, it feels bizarre and it looks great. 1.00

00:53:39.000 Oh my God.

00:53:40.000 Just the results.

00:53:41.000 I just typed in best wigs ever just to see maybe if they, through Hollywood, if they were to show any sort of like wigs or convincing wigs.

00:53:48.000 But okay, go back.

00:53:51.000 It looks like I typed in American Adventures.

00:53:55.000 As much as $15,000.

00:53:57.000 Close it off.

00:53:58.000 And then there you go.

00:54:00.000 And how you tie it determines the way the hair flows and falls and parts.

00:54:05.000 She loves her job, doesn't she?

00:54:08.000 This is one of the few times I see a woman doing a job, and I'm talking about the journalist here, where you can tell she loves her job and she should be there.

00:54:16.000 Where does most of the hair being sold in the industry come from?

00:54:21.000 I try to source from people who I know where it's coming from, but I don't know.

00:54:29.000 As Refinery 29's senior beauty editor, I've been on set for dozens of shows.

00:54:33.000 She knew Refinery 29 was capable of real journalism.

00:54:37.000 Nearly every one of their kits holds the same things.

00:54:39.000 Flat irons, curling iron.

00:54:41.000 Anyway, jump ahead.

00:54:43.000 So she's like, where does it come from?

00:54:46.000 Whoa.

00:54:47.000 She lost eight inches of hair.

00:54:49.000 From the robber's perspective, it's quick and relatively good.

00:54:52.000 Oh, yeah, they've been stealing it in Central America. 0.91

00:54:55.000 Is that the hair trade sets up shop wherever women are the most disenfranchised? 1.00

00:55:00.000 And the people who end up wearing the hair are often wealthy, upper middle class, middle class, and ghetto fabulous black women. 1.00

00:55:13.000 So she gets away with this piece by finding a black woman who's also disturbed by it. 0.69

00:55:18.000 All one of them.

00:55:20.000 But skip ahead.

00:55:21.000 I want to see you in the third world. 1.00

00:55:27.000 Blacks hurt Chinese a lot. 1.00

00:55:28.000 Think about the sweatshops from Nike. 1.00

00:55:32.000 Keep going.

00:55:35.000 I want to go to...

00:55:35.000 Oh, so this is another ethical guy.

00:55:38.000 See, this woman didn't set out to do this. 1.00

00:55:40.000 She's showing you ethical people that do it ethically, but we're realizing that that is literally a handful of people in the world and the industry itself is pure corruption.

00:55:53.000 So this guy is an anomaly because he actually pays.

00:55:55.000 This is where Beyoncé's getting her hair from. 1.00

00:55:58.000 This is the kind of woman her beauty is defined by her hair and they chop her head off. 1.00

00:56:03.000 She's a bald, ugly bitch after because, well, I don't think they baldify her. 1.00

00:56:08.000 It doesn't make for good TV. 1.00

00:56:09.000 But they're often bald. 0.97

00:56:11.000 And that's where these black women are getting their fancy hair from. 1.00

00:56:14.000 How is that for oppressor and oppressed? 0.66

00:56:17.000 How is that for critical race theory?

00:56:20.000 You see? 0.98

00:56:22.000 Two can play at that game, and we're using the truth, not making shit up. 0.94

00:56:26.000 Anyway, that's enough of that. 0.98

00:56:28.000 That's wild.

00:56:30.000 What have we been doing now?

00:56:31.000 An hour and a half?

00:56:35.000 Okay, we'll end with some proud boys.

00:56:38.000 Let's do the bumper. 0.58

00:56:43.000 Proud boys don't start fights.

00:56:44.000 They finish out of your boy.

00:56:49.000 I'll make you proud of your boys.

00:56:53.000 Proud boys, stand back and stand by.

00:56:58.000 All right.

00:56:58.000 So Rolling Stone's homepage has an article on my club today.

00:57:03.000 And this is how you write a Proud Boys article.

00:57:06.000 You come up with an ending first.

00:57:10.000 So the ending is the rise and fall of the Proud Boys.

00:57:12.000 There's no evidence that there's a fall, but because you can cherry-pick, like, Joe Biggs is in prison, Nick Ox is facing 20 years, Ergo, the whole club, is dead, right?

00:57:26.000 Now, so that's your conclusion done first. 1.00

00:57:30.000 Now, you just research the shit out of it, sort of, by talking to inept feminist lesbian academics, talking to SPLC, talking to fucking spinsters, losers, blue-haired feminists, 1.00

00:57:47.000 and you make sure that they adhere to your hypothesis and fill in the holes so you arrive at the conclusion that you've already written. 1.00

00:57:57.000 And the people who are best at that are silly little girls like this who have no interest in journalism. 1.00

00:58:05.000 Like if this woman really cared, she sent me a bunch of questions, by the way. 0.98

00:58:10.000 We would have still had a back and forth. 0.99

00:58:11.000 And I would have said to her things like, what the fuck is white supremacy? 0.99

00:58:15.000 I would have told her what I think it is in 2021. 0.99

00:58:17.000 And it's, you don't listen to my SJW politics.

00:58:20.000 You don't support the 1619 Project.

00:58:22.000 You don't believe me when I say that BLM is, you know, about saving black lives. 1.00

00:58:27.000 It doesn't mean you think whites are better than other people or you want blacks to leave America. 0.99

00:58:31.000 It just means you don't listen to my hysterical racial claptrap that I learned in college, which is fucking nuts, but okay. 1.00

00:58:39.000 So that means most or sorry, a large contingent of visible minorities are white supremacists because they don't listen to your shit either. 1.00

00:58:46.000 Virtually no Mexicans believe in any of this shit. 1.00

00:58:50.000 So in fact, I would say white males out of any group believe it the most after, say, white females. 0.99

00:58:56.000 So white males are the least, white people are the least white supremacist people according to this definition. 0.95

00:59:02.000 And Mexicans, blacks, Japanese, Polynesians are the most white supremacist. 1.00

00:59:06.000 If white supremacist means you don't take my bullshit seriously enough, you don't care about the 1619 project. 1.00

00:59:12.000 You think it's horseshit. 1.00

00:59:14.000 Because it definitely does not mean I think whites are better or I want all blacks to go back to Africa. 1.00

00:59:20.000 And don't take that out of context. 0.94

00:59:23.000 And say it did say all whites are better. 0.87

00:59:26.000 Wait a minute. 0.90

00:59:27.000 This is despite the fact that Nazis, Puritans, the pointless kink at Pride discourse. 0.90

00:59:32.000 Yeah, is that so pointless? 0.75

00:59:35.000 This is the author, by the way, tweeting. 0.69

00:59:36.000 This is despite the fact that there's a lot of evidence to suggest Gen Z is more sex positive than other generations and that much of the anti-kink at Pride discourse was inorganic slash being generated by homophobic trolls to cause a wedge during Pride Month.

00:59:50.000 When she wrote that tweet, did she realize there's a photo of what she's denying?

00:59:55.000 This is not a big deal.

00:59:56.000 It's sex positive.

00:59:58.000 Yeah, we don't want kids to be sex positive. 0.55

01:00:01.000 We want kids to be sex negative.

01:00:03.000 Less than zero.

01:00:04.000 Sex neutral?

01:00:06.000 Nope.

01:00:06.000 Not sex neutral.

01:00:07.000 Sex negative.

01:00:08.000 Nope.

01:00:10.000 Anyway, they pile on. 0.96

01:00:12.000 Yeah, so say hypothetically, white supremacy meant, I think whites are better than everyone else. 0.99

01:00:19.000 Who cares? 0.99

01:00:19.000 Blacks think that about blacks. 0.99

01:00:21.000 Japanese think that about Japanese. 1.00

01:00:23.000 I could not care less what you think about your group.

01:00:26.000 It doesn't affect me.

01:00:27.000 Well, what about legislators?

01:00:29.000 What about when they start making laws based on that assumption?

01:00:31.000 Then they get sued.

01:00:33.000 It's illegal.

01:00:34.000 You can't do that.

01:00:35.000 The Constitution was very clear in the 13th Amendment back in whatever it was, 1865, that we're all the same. 0.55

01:00:43.000 Why are women on TikTok asking to get peed on? 1.00

01:00:46.000 Piss cake. 1.00

01:00:47.000 This is the kind of person who's an authority on nutsy fucking. 1.00

01:00:53.000 E.J. Dixon is telling us all about white supremacy, talking to blue-haired feminists. 1.00

01:00:58.000 He's got quite a range. 0.92

01:00:59.000 And another thing they do, by the way, is just barf out their notes.

01:01:03.000 So this article is one million words long.

01:01:12.000 Was that me?

01:01:14.000 Is that you?

01:01:15.000 Oh, yeah, that's you.

01:01:16.000 Wearing my jacket with the music.

01:01:17.000 Next thing, Dante Nier Nier.

01:01:19.000 And she goes, Dante Niero says it started out cool, then it got racist.

01:01:22.000 And what really happened is Dante Niero is very sensitive.

01:01:24.000 He's one of the guys who believes that blacks invented the light bulb and Tulsa, Oklahoma was a massacre. 0.91

01:01:30.000 And every time he gets in his Jeep, he might not come home alive.

01:01:32.000 And I'm never speaking to him again, not because he won't return my calls, as he says in this article, but because Proud Boys raised $800 for him after his mother died, and he promptly stabbed them in the back on NPR. 0.99

01:01:44.000 You know what was really fucked up? 0.89

01:01:46.000 Did these racists, why did the racists just give you 800 bucks, dude, when you make 80 grand a year at Verizon? 0.99

01:01:52.000 You know, in retrospect, this is funny now because he's no longer an ally, but he was talking about how he wanted to thank Proud Boys for donating to his mother, and I had the soundboard there, and I was like, hello, proud of your boy.

01:02:05.000 And he's like talking about his mom.

01:02:07.000 And it was a really touching moment for him.

01:02:09.000 And I thought it would be cute to press a little button.

01:02:14.000 So, kind of awkward.

01:02:15.000 I don't know how much I should tell you about this.

01:02:17.000 For years, the Proud Boys operated in full.

01:02:19.000 Oh, yeah.

01:02:19.000 I also said to her, you know, Dante Nero, I still kind of like, like, I'm mad at him for stabbing us in the back, but the guy I like.

01:02:25.000 Great comedian.

01:02:26.000 He was fun to hang out with back before he betrayed our friendship. 0.98

01:02:31.000 But he was a pimp. 1.00

01:02:34.000 So this feminist is going to a pimp. 1.00

01:02:36.000 And when you're a pimp, you have sex slaves. 1.00

01:02:39.000 It's illegal. 1.00

01:02:40.000 It's modern slavery.

01:02:42.000 So you're a feminist asking a man who owned sex slaves for his formative years advice on who to trust and who's ethical enough. 0.69

01:02:51.000 Okay.

01:02:52.000 At least he's apologetic about it.

01:02:55.000 No need for apologies, podcast.

01:02:58.000 Look at him.

01:02:59.000 For years, the problem was operating full view, selling merchandise on sites including Etsy and Amazon, being quoted in mainstream news publications, and spreading hate on social media.

01:03:08.000 So go back to that.

01:03:09.000 See if you can find that thing.

01:03:11.000 Because what a lot of these kids do now is they hyperlink a word to give it gravitas, and they realize 90% of the people reading it aren't going to click on that word.

01:03:22.000 Then you click on the word, you're over at the Daily Beast, and it says Proud Boy suspended from Twitter.

01:03:27.000 And it's an article that claims Proud Boys went to Charlottesville as a group.

01:03:33.000 Meanwhile, they were banned from Charlottesville, and the three or four that went were then kicked out, which they clarify at the bottom, because I believe I got a lawyer involved in that one.

01:03:42.000 No, you're going to the bottom of the entire site, dickweed.

01:03:48.000 This story previously claimed the Proud Boys as a group had attended the United Right rally while members of the Proud Boys were in a tendency organization condemned the event.

01:03:55.000 That cost me, I think, about $1,500, by the way.

01:04:00.000 Under the guise of semi-plausible deniability.

01:04:03.000 See, the whole article goes on and on about how the way they get away with racism is by denying it.

01:04:12.000 What?

01:04:13.000 So you call someone a racist, they say, no, no, I'm not.

01:04:16.000 And they go, oh, that's how you get away with being racist.

01:04:18.000 You pretend you're not.

01:04:20.000 How do you win?

01:04:21.000 Oh, you know who another source was for this article?

01:04:24.000 Luis Marquez. 0.99

01:04:26.000 You know that weird Hispanic Antifa kid who looks like a rat and has been arrested like 900 times for fucking attacking people? 1.00

01:04:34.000 He's now an anti-fascist. 1.00

01:04:36.000 You have to put in Antifa.

01:04:38.000 Yes, I know. 0.99

01:04:39.000 That clown. 1.00

01:04:40.000 He's a source. 1.00

01:04:43.000 For what?

01:04:43.000 AIDS?

01:04:45.000 The Wuhan virus?

01:04:47.000 See the bat?

01:04:48.000 He's the bat that started the whole thing. 0.99

01:04:50.000 Oh my God. 1.00

01:04:51.000 He's such a little bitch. 1.00

01:04:54.000 Like that interview he did with Proud Boy? 1.00

01:04:57.000 Which I don't know who the fuck that Proud Boy was, by the way. 0.97

01:04:59.000 No, he was some guy that I think had just been kicked out. 0.98

01:05:02.000 Oh.

01:05:06.000 Where is it now?

01:05:10.000 I wonder if the part where they talk about how we hide.

01:05:14.000 Poor Lady's continuing to hold it down for marginalized people when other cities have given up the fight. 1.00

01:05:23.000 Oh, here we go.

01:05:24.000 Following his departure, McKinnis carved out a role for himself as a commentator on right-wing cable TV and podcasts, including his own.

01:05:29.000 I think she means the departure from Vice.

01:05:31.000 Including his own video podcast, The Gavin McKinnis Show.

01:05:34.000 His brand was, quote unquote, using really transgressive humor to attempt to create plausible deniability about what, in reality, were bigoted beliefs.

01:05:45.000 That's a hell of an allegation.

01:05:46.000 Who said it?

01:05:47.000 Oh, Cassie Miller of the SPLC.

01:05:50.000 Who, by the way, if that's the fat blonde, I think she's stepped down after I started the lawsuit. 1.00

01:05:57.000 Step down.

01:05:58.000 That antagonistic streak helped him build a large, young male, extremely online audience.

01:06:03.000 Dante Nero, a comedian who frequently guested on McInnes' podcast, initially viewed him as a likable contrarian.

01:06:09.000 He was a funny dude, he says, referring to McInnes as an anarchist.

01:06:14.000 I say blue, he says Red type of guy.

01:06:16.000 He really liked when you went against the grain.

01:06:21.000 Anyway, you can read that for yourself.

01:06:22.000 I'll put it on the notes.

01:06:24.000 It's the same article you've read a hundred times.

01:06:27.000 And I don't know. 1.00

01:06:29.000 I think it the only thing I don't like about all this white supremacy shit is you end up sending white supremacists Proud Boys way. 1.00

01:06:37.000 And then the whites, now the Proud Boys have to deal with more junk in their filter. 1.00

01:06:43.000 So you're trying to create hate where there is not hate under the guise of reporting hate. 0.99

01:06:48.000 And you're not a journalist.

01:06:50.000 You talk about piss kink. 1.00

01:06:52.000 The fuck. 1.00

01:06:54.000 Was that even a Proud Boys thing here? 1.00

01:06:55.000 This was in Boston, right?

01:06:57.000 Yeah, that was the free speech thing that, what's his name?

01:07:00.000 Jovi Val was a part of, too?

01:07:02.000 No, no, no.

01:07:03.000 I don't think so.

01:07:04.000 That was the one where the Indian guy who invented email. 0.98

01:07:09.000 Right.

01:07:10.000 He went there.

01:07:12.000 And they had 10,000 people there to Boston.

01:07:14.000 Dr. Shiva.

01:07:15.000 Shiva, yeah. 1.00

01:07:18.000 But on a serious note, Nick Ox, OCHS, is about to be separated from his black wife and black children because he's a white supremacist, according to this bullshit narrative. 0.99

01:07:29.000 You should be going to the fundraiser at some point there, Ryan. 0.99

01:07:33.000 It's probably after the thing we just spoke about.

01:07:38.000 Yeah, there she is. 1.00

01:07:39.000 There's his son.

01:07:41.000 And he was at the Capitol.

01:07:42.000 He was not vandalizing.

01:07:43.000 He was filming just like Elijah Schaefer, just like a lot of journalists.

01:07:48.000 He never touched anything.

01:07:49.000 He never broke anything.

01:07:51.000 He was filming, documenting the whole thing.

01:07:53.000 And he's looking at 20 years in prison.

01:07:56.000 Now, as far as fundraising goes, five grand means a lot to these people.

01:08:01.000 And I would implore you to throw in five bucks, $10, $50.

01:08:05.000 $5,000 can get you past the hump and at least out of jail while you're awaiting the beginning of the hearing.

01:08:13.000 That's the problem, too, is they're saying these guys have to stay in.

01:08:16.000 I think Joe Biggs is still in solitary confinement.

01:08:19.000 And they say these guys have to stay in because if we let them out, they'll start a revolution.

01:08:24.000 And this trial is this big.

01:08:27.000 So the idea of you having to sit there and wait while they get all their ducks in a row could be five years. 0.94

01:08:36.000 What a ridiculous mess, huh?

01:08:38.000 All right, let's jump to the mailbag. 0.95

01:08:40.000 It is. 1.00

01:08:46.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 1.00

01:08:51.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00

01:08:58.000 Good harmonies in that, too, right?

01:09:02.000 I guess that's a computer doing that.

01:09:04.000 I don't know.

01:09:07.000 Oh, I don't know.

01:09:09.000 I don't know.

01:09:10.000 Recently, I hear your voice, Gavin.

01:09:11.000 When you're getting a bit rowdy, it sounds like it's distorting really badly.

01:09:15.000 I mean, of course, your voice gets loud when it distorts, but don't you have a compressor or something?

01:09:20.000 Yeah, you're talking about the live show.

01:09:21.000 It's way more likely to do that for the stream.

01:09:23.000 But if you look back at the recorded video, it should be good.

01:09:27.000 But please clarify whether you mean the regular show or the live show.

01:09:30.000 Do you mean the regular show or the live show?

01:09:32.000 When you say live, you mean Anthony Cumia or the other live?

01:09:36.000 Our live.

01:09:36.000 G-O-ML Live.

01:09:37.000 The Thursday nights.

01:09:38.000 Because I boosted up real high.

01:09:40.000 But not in the recording, just in the stream.

01:09:43.000 This is a woman named Aria saying, please check my emails on blues clues and all that.

01:09:47.000 Yeah, I kind of opened a Pandora's box when I said that cartoons are for pedophiles, and I've invited a few loonies like this woman who keeps emailing me. 0.94

01:09:58.000 I got your points.

01:09:59.000 Thank you very much.

01:10:00.000 We've already talked about pedophilia and strange sexualization in cartoons.

01:10:05.000 We're going to move on from that subject now.

01:10:07.000 But I appreciate your 7,000 word emails on them.

01:10:13.000 What up, Gav and Afterthought?

01:10:14.000 Love the woke episode.

01:10:15.000 It helped me realize my subconscious biases.

01:10:17.000 I just watched it after grabbing some tacos from a food truck in Midtown.

01:10:21.000 I was so perturbed, I immediately went to the nearest bathroom to purge.

01:10:25.000 This was done in an effort to distance myself from the cultural appropriation.

01:10:29.000 Yes, indeed, the truck was operated by a seemingly Mexican family, but you can never be too sure. 0.58

01:10:34.000 Better safe than sorry. 1.00

01:10:35.000 And please do us all a favor and update the app, you cheap Scottish son of a bitch. 1.00

01:10:38.000 Allow a 10-second rewind. 1.00

01:10:41.000 You're pretty close with Camilla. 1.00

01:10:42.000 Pick his brain, dickhead. 1.00

01:10:44.000 Well, that was mean. 1.00

01:10:45.000 Mindy, I sent the wrong one.

01:10:48.000 Well, let's go a deeper one now.

01:10:50.000 This is chicken attack.

01:10:51.000 And then she says she sent the wrong one.

01:10:54.000 So she's sending something that says the Gregory Brothers song.

01:10:59.000 So this is a song about a chicken attacking...

01:11:06.000 Is that you?

01:11:10.000 No, in his hand, the chicken.

01:11:11.000 No, I'm not a human chicken.

01:11:15.000 No, that's not true.

01:11:24.000 You know this?

01:11:24.000 No.

01:11:25.000 But it's a single.

01:11:29.000 About to be like utterly false.

01:11:33.000 Okay, boring.

01:11:35.000 Hey, uh, watch Dog Fighting 101 on YouTube.

01:11:40.000 Sup, gents, you and Ryan are not into aerospace, and please pass this on to Anthony because he's into it like me.

01:11:45.000 Uh, no.

01:11:47.000 This is from Jace.

01:11:49.000 Take a look at how this narrative shifted throughout the day.

01:11:51.000 Local sports radio guy posted this.

01:11:53.000 Sad story and possible hate crime, I suppose.

01:11:58.000 This is my Uncle Joe, his husband, Uncle Paul.

01:12:01.000 Last night, Paul became the victim of a hate crime.

01:12:03.000 He's intentionally run over and killed by a hateful neighbor. 1.00

01:12:06.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:12:08.000 Today, our family is grieving deeply amidst this grief. 1.00

01:12:10.000 We are pleading for the level of hate to end.

01:12:12.000 Plenty of posts like this about it without knowing any details.

01:12:15.000 In case you're wondering, we are yesterday in Brooklyn Park, Minnesota.

01:12:18.000 Wait, Brooklyn Park keeps coming up on this show.

01:12:21.000 It's a war zone. 0.93

01:12:24.000 A gay man, Paul Pfeiffer, was killed by his neighbor who ran him over intentionally with his car while Paul was checking his mail because he was gay. 1.00

01:12:31.000 He was murdered not far from where my husband and I, blah, blah, blah, Paul Pfeiffer being hypocrite. 0.99

01:12:35.000 This retard also knew nothing about the protester run down and killed either, but whatever. 0.99

01:12:39.000 A man run down and killed for being gay in Brooklyn Park, and a protester run down and killed by a white supremacist last night in Uptown. 0.99

01:12:45.000 Let's double down on the traffic stops. 0.82

01:12:47.000 Shaking my head.

01:12:48.000 It says Bethany Gladhill. 1.00

01:12:49.000 That's another problem with Twitter is that so many women getting their news from these random fucking theories. 1.00

01:12:55.000 The news starts reporting that a man has been arrested, but they don't want to release his name, which is weird because the cop that accidentally shot that guy when she went to tase him in Brooklyn Center, right next to Brooklyn Park, had her info released immediately. 0.95

01:13:07.000 Of course, only one arrest for vehicular homicide showed up in the Hennepin County jail records yesterday, so you could easily figure out his name.

01:13:14.000 When the tweets slow down a bit and suddenly the news starts pointing to a history, oh yeah, when the news slows down a bit, suddenly the news starts pointing out a quote-unquote history of mental illness and that it was not a hate crime.

01:13:27.000 Strange that the narrative should shift so quickly.

01:13:29.000 I wonder why that would be.

01:13:31.000 This morning they released all this info.

01:13:33.000 Don't be shocked.

01:13:35.000 Telling you, man, they want to get white males.

01:13:39.000 They assume white males are racist, so they attack racism, and then they end up getting everyone but white males.

01:13:46.000 That is 2021 in a nutshell.

01:13:49.000 I think this would help you more than boxing with your stress.

01:13:52.000 Well, why don't you spell the word van correctly?

01:13:55.000 Drop it anywhere and you will see something emotionally moving.

01:13:57.000 I sent you a, oh, is this canoe freestyling?

01:14:02.000 Yeah, this is the queerest thing.

01:14:04.000 What is it?

01:14:05.000 It's canoe dancing.

01:14:07.000 Mark, I'll never get it right.

01:14:08.000 And I can't believe people go watch it.

01:14:11.000 Jonathan, Bob, the lane.

01:14:13.000 We talked about this many years ago.

01:14:17.000 Imagine going to watch this.

01:14:19.000 A guy dicking around in the canoe.

01:14:21.000 Dicking around.

01:14:24.000 How about a nice...

01:14:25.000 That's not even hard.

01:14:26.000 Like, do a spin or something, dude.

01:14:29.000 Oh, you turned right quickly.

01:14:33.000 That's so Mark Ornstein of him.

01:14:35.000 Yeah, he's got his own technique.

01:14:37.000 A lot of people have accused me of ripping off Ornstein and said a lot of my moves are Ornsteinian.

01:14:42.000 Ornianian.

01:14:42.000 Or Ornstein-esque.

01:14:44.000 I have done that backward swivel.

01:14:45.000 Right.

01:14:46.000 But were you...

01:14:47.000 How can you not?

01:14:48.000 But when you change it up.

01:14:49.000 What, are you done now?

01:14:51.000 That's it?

01:14:52.000 No, this is the chill.

01:14:56.000 Oh, good mom. 0.55

01:14:57.000 It's the lady in red.

01:14:58.000 Please fall.

01:14:59.000 Please fall.

01:14:59.000 God, I know you're busy in Africa helping starving kids.

01:15:02.000 Could you just do a quick cameo here and make him fall? 0.83

01:15:07.000 It's like a mating call.

01:15:08.000 He shows off the inside of the canoe.

01:15:11.000 However, this mating call never works, and he never gets laid.

01:15:15.000 And a woman in a beautiful red dress just walks away from the dock and goes home.

01:15:20.000 The females are dried up now, and they'll go home, disappointed. 1.00

01:15:26.000 You know what's amazing about it is you can smell the love off of him.

01:15:30.000 What's this?

01:15:31.000 A little sign language? 1.00

01:15:32.000 This is pathetic and retarded. 1.00

01:15:34.000 We've already covered it. 1.00

01:15:39.000 If aliens make a documentary about humankind, I hope they leave that out. 0.93

01:15:43.000 Hey, Gavin and Rye Guy, have you ever noticed the map of modern-day slavery is basically the inverse of the map of where white people live? 0.55

01:15:55.000 Yeah. 0.96

01:15:56.000 Oh, those white supremacists. 0.96

01:15:58.000 That is. 0.98

01:16:00.000 Wow.

01:16:00.000 Wait, wait.

01:16:01.000 Is that big one Venezuela or Brazil?

01:16:03.000 Right here in South America?

01:16:06.000 That green spot.

01:16:09.000 That's...

01:16:10.000 I can't tell.

01:16:12.000 I think that's Venezuela and Chile and Colombia are pretty white as far as skin tone.

01:16:19.000 So you would just type in Brazil map and you would see, yes, that's Brazil.

01:16:23.000 ABC, Argentina, Brazil, Chile.

01:16:26.000 Hi, Gavin.

01:16:27.000 I'm a 27-year-old from Ireland.

01:16:30.000 In the past, it would have been problematic for someone my age to lecture someone your age, experience an immense intellect.

01:16:37.000 I believe you called it Millennial Splain.

01:16:39.000 However, I think this new woke gav will welcome it. 0.98

01:16:41.000 I've noticed a recurring theme on the show for a while now that reared its head once again yesterday.

01:16:45.000 What am I talking about?

01:16:46.000 Well, I made an infographic.

01:16:48.000 Take a look.

01:16:50.000 Caucas Mountains.

01:16:51.000 And we see it's in really eastern Russia, Georgia, Azerbaijan, north of the Middle East.

01:17:01.000 Caucasus Mountains, notable people, those two guys.

01:17:04.000 India's thousands of miles away. 1.00

01:17:07.000 And then we have a retarded faggot who is me. 1.00

01:17:12.000 Oh. 1.00

01:17:13.000 Okay.

01:17:14.000 And that's near China-ish, kind of.

01:17:17.000 I'm in, yeah.

01:17:20.000 I'm in eastern China, western Russia.

01:17:24.000 Right.

01:17:24.000 East Asia, I believe it's called.

01:17:26.000 I hope I don't get an infographic for that. 1.00

01:17:27.000 Your balls would be like an African. 1.00

01:17:29.000 Believe it or not, Michael, I really appreciate being corrected when I was wrong. 0.99

01:17:35.000 I was several thousand miles away on the Caucasus Mountains.

01:17:39.000 They are, I guess, Russian, right?

01:17:42.000 I don't think you mind being corrected.

01:17:43.000 Do you mind being incorrected?

01:17:45.000 Where somebody corrects you with incorrect information?

01:17:48.000 Yeah. 0.93

01:17:48.000 Yeah, that does suck. 0.93

01:17:49.000 So thanks for that. 0.99

01:17:50.000 And I've been saying that for years, by the way, that Indians are white because the Caucasus Mountains are in India. 0.53

01:17:55.000 How many people did you say that to?

01:17:57.000 Thousands?

01:17:58.000 Literally thousands.

01:18:01.000 Probably Indian people.

01:18:03.000 Are you near the Caucasus Mountains?

01:18:04.000 Nobody. 1.00

01:18:05.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:18:06.000 Why are you calling me white, buddy? 1.00

01:18:09.000 Hello, Gavin, master of woke and Ryan, you brave master of the homosexual zone. 0.98

01:18:13.000 I unfortunately took the advice of the old you. 0.94

01:18:15.000 And now my cis female life partner through Christ is now with child.

01:18:18.000 What should I do?

01:18:19.000 Abort it.

01:18:21.000 Oh, wait, I'm not woke anymore.

01:18:23.000 Keep it.

01:18:24.000 I don't think I'm quite woke enough just yet to end the pregnancy.

01:18:27.000 Should I nuke-azeus the baby or maybe just raise the child as an underprivileged youth? 0.92

01:18:33.000 I really just don't want my future to be set up with white privilege like I am.

01:18:36.000 Any advice is greatly appreciated.

01:18:38.000 You know, it's funny that that joke is just a silly exaggeration, and I've seen that in reality many times.

01:18:45.000 Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke, right?

01:18:47.000 Many times.

01:18:51.000 Hi, Gavin.

01:18:52.000 I wish I knew where I heard this summation of critical race theory so I could credit it.

01:18:55.000 Perhaps it was your show, in which case you summed it up perfectly.

01:18:58.000 Critical race theory is nothing but envy dressed up in rhetoric.

01:19:03.000 Yeah, that's a good one.

01:19:04.000 Cutting. 0.99

01:19:06.000 Here's a black girl with sprinkles. 0.99

01:19:10.000 I don't know, dude.

01:19:11.000 I've been getting a lot of these sprinkles emails and they're never that.

01:19:15.000 Hell you talk mouth. 1.00

01:19:16.000 So what do you do? 1.00

01:19:17.000 Hell you talk mouth. 1.00

01:19:19.000 Like, for a living. 0.99

01:19:20.000 Oh, I'm a mailman.

01:19:21.000 Okay.

01:19:22.000 Benefits on deck.

01:19:22.000 That's what's up.

01:19:23.000 I also do fraud, scams, identity theft. 0.99

01:19:27.000 I sell Coke, pills, wigs, eyelashes, syrup, you know, ass shots. 0.98

01:19:37.000 All right, but shawty, you ain't got to take your purse with you, shawty. 0.98

01:19:39.000 You can leave that. 0.98

01:19:41.000 Now, you know what the fuck going on, Shawty. 0.99

01:19:42.000 You can leave that. 0.99

01:19:43.000 Hey, partner, get shawty. 0.54

01:19:45.000 Hey.

01:19:47.000 That was pretty funny.

01:19:48.000 That's pretty good.

01:19:49.000 Let's see the next one.

01:19:51.000 Partner.

01:19:52.000 Oh, she got more?

01:19:53.000 Yeah.

01:19:54.000 Oh, she did a lot of these. 0.85

01:19:55.000 She done a lot of dance. 0.99

01:19:57.000 Yeah, you got locked up, popped up, dopped up.

01:20:00.000 Girl, I meant to ask you.

01:20:01.000 So is you taking this Rona vaccine when it come out or nah?

01:20:05.000 Hell no.

01:20:06.000 Right. 0.99

01:20:06.000 So I could be all fucked up in a couple of years? 0.99

01:20:08.000 Calling 1-800 numbers and shit, looking for instruction. 1.00

01:20:11.000 Sacks. 1.00

01:20:11.000 Bones don't be all melting and shit. 1.00

01:20:13.000 It's crazy, though, because I read that they was paying people to take it. 0.98

01:20:16.000 You say what now?

01:20:17.000 Yes, paying people money to take the vaccine.

01:20:20.000 Right.

01:20:22.000 How much they talking?

01:20:23.000 I think it said like a band or two.

01:20:25.000 I don't know.

01:20:26.000 That's crazy.

01:20:28.000 Yeah, because you know people going to be hard up for money.

01:20:30.000 Some people might need the money, though.

01:20:31.000 Sacks.

01:20:32.000 Exactly.

01:20:33.000 See, I was reading right here.

01:20:34.000 You got like a website or a phone number or something?

01:20:37.000 What you got?

01:20:37.000 Oh, yeah.

01:20:38.000 I'm looking at the website right now.

01:20:39.000 Oh.

01:20:41.000 Hey, sit next to me.

01:20:43.000 I want to read.

01:20:43.000 I want to show a read.

01:20:44.000 Oh, you want to read?

01:20:46.000 You let me find out.

01:20:47.000 You about to do something strange.

01:20:49.000 It's pretty good.

01:20:49.000 You need something.

01:20:50.000 All right.

01:20:50.000 I'll give you that.

01:20:51.000 She's got the Sphrinks. 1.00

01:20:52.000 She good.

01:20:53.000 She good.

01:20:54.000 She all right.

01:20:55.000 Hello, Gavin and Ryan.

01:20:56.000 Gavin, you mentioned once while receiving phone calls that you're surprised you have such a large female fan base with your misogynistic views. 1.00

01:21:01.000 By the way, that Rolling Stone article just gave it as a given that all the viewers are young incels.

01:21:07.000 Angry young men. 0.99

01:21:08.000 That's just a fact that they just throw in there without anything.

01:21:12.000 In other words, she's never watched the show.

01:21:14.000 So she did a whole article.

01:21:15.000 It took her weeks on Proud Boys.

01:21:18.000 She never watched the founders show once.

01:21:23.000 So lazy.

01:21:24.000 And I don't have a problem with laziness, but you'd be much happier at home, E.J. Dixon.

01:21:29.000 This is not your calling.

01:21:31.000 You don't care.

01:21:33.000 I'm E.J. Dixon.

01:21:36.000 Evil Sister. 0.99

01:21:37.000 I'll explain why that's not a deal breaker for me, and I assume the rest of your female fan base. 1.00

01:21:41.000 It's sort of like my boyfriend.

01:21:43.000 Good looking.

01:21:44.000 So she's saying I'm good looking.

01:21:48.000 And funny enough that I'm willing to tolerate the subtle misogyny.

01:21:51.000 Also, I'm Mexican. 0.89

01:21:52.000 Ugh.

01:21:53.000 Oh, now I gotta wash my eyes.

01:21:56.000 Shouldn't that just immediately go to the junk folder? 0.99

01:21:58.000 Yeah, I have a filter that says Mexican trash. 1.00

01:22:03.000 Basura. 0.99

01:22:05.000 Also, I'm Mexican, so I'm used to the traditional machismo that isn't malignant for the most part.

01:22:10.000 So similarly to my boyfriend, you mean similar to my boyfriend.

01:22:14.000 I don't have to agree with you on everything, but just enough.

01:22:17.000 Lots of love from Vegas.

01:22:18.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:22:19.000 Regards Angelica.

01:22:21.000 Nice.

01:22:22.000 We pa.

01:22:25.000 Stop the woke stick. 1.00

01:22:27.000 Your show tonight was trash. 0.99

01:22:28.000 The pretending to woke shtick got old real fast. 0.99

01:22:31.000 Do a normal show on Mondays.

01:22:32.000 This was a weak episode.

01:22:34.000 I could barely get through it.

01:22:36.000 Oh, wow.

01:22:36.000 Sorry, sir.

01:22:39.000 Heads up.

01:22:39.000 Max and John's info has been missing for weeks now.

01:22:41.000 It's only Biggs and Mercedes.

01:22:44.000 Say, whoa.

01:22:45.000 That's not true, is it, Ryan?

01:22:46.000 You wouldn't deny two men serving four-year prison sentences contact.

01:22:51.000 Hold on a second.

01:22:51.000 I mean, I will check.

01:22:53.000 Weeks now?

01:22:56.000 That I can't believe. 0.99

01:22:59.000 How are you fucking up something for weeks at a time? 0.97

01:23:02.000 You know, you should be watching these episodes from beginning to end, at least once a week. 0.97

01:23:08.000 Alright, so there's there.

01:23:09.000 That's two episodes ago.

01:23:11.000 Wait, let me see two episodes ago?

01:23:13.000 I just showed.

01:23:13.000 Alright, let me show a more current one, because now we have a more higher chance of it not being there.

01:23:18.000 Alright, that one it's not.

01:23:20.000 The last one.

01:23:21.000 How did they fall off?

01:23:23.000 No, it just got trimmed out, possibly.

01:23:25.000 Or when I copy and paste the end.

01:23:30.000 Same one from the live episode.

01:23:34.000 So you somehow are so incompetent, you let digital images fall off.

01:23:43.000 You copy and paste the end slates.

01:23:47.000 Uh-huh.

01:23:49.000 Yeah, so the past two episodes of the regular show, and I'm guessing of the live show, too.

01:23:54.000 Good work, Ryan.

01:23:57.000 Pay attention as the guy on the right side of history and the red hat lays into this fascist, powerful stuff.

01:24:04.000 Where are we?

01:24:10.000 Fascist hat.

01:24:17.000 You're the one! 1.00

01:24:18.000 You're the one talking shit to me! 1.00

01:24:21.000 You're the one talking shit to me! 1.00

01:24:22.000 Hey, back off! 1.00

01:24:24.000 Oh, she's saying little dick. 1.00

01:24:25.000 Look, she's joined the pinky. 1.00

01:24:27.000 No.

01:24:27.000 Yeah, that's the pinky I was doing yesterday.

01:24:29.000 This is their thing.

01:24:33.000 You're the one. 1.00

01:24:34.000 You're the one talking shit to me. 1.00

01:24:36.000 You're the one talking shit to me. 1.00

01:24:38.000 Hey, fucked off. 1.00

01:24:41.000 Is that a man doing it? 1.00

01:24:43.000 I don't know.

01:24:44.000 I think that's a dude, dude. 0.99

01:25:02.000 Black lives don't matter. 1.00

01:25:03.000 All lives matter. 1.00

01:25:06.000 You ain't got a nail pants in that piece of shit. 1.00

01:25:09.000 You. 1.00

01:25:12.000 It is a dude.

01:25:14.000 I'm sorry.

01:25:17.000 Look at this.

01:25:17.000 Look at his punches.

01:25:18.000 Look at his punches.

01:25:19.000 It's like a slow person punch.

01:25:22.000 You know what that punch is?

01:25:25.000 That's the punch you do where some guy goes, you know the guy that was there this morning?

01:25:29.000 That's the same guy as the fireman last night.

01:25:32.000 He has two jobs.

01:25:33.000 Get the out of here.

01:25:35.000 It's the same guy?

01:25:37.000 Yeah, this is a small town.

01:25:38.000 The judge is the same guy who plows your driveway.

01:25:41.000 Get out of here.

01:25:43.000 That was the judge who was there for my drunk driving charge? 1.00

01:25:46.000 Fuck off. 1.00

01:25:47.000 And you don't even go, ow. 1.00

01:25:49.000 You go, yeah, it is.

01:25:49.000 That's the guy.

01:25:51.000 It's Elaine Punch from Seinfeld.

01:25:56.000 Why are you hitting my arm?

01:25:58.000 I'm sorry.

01:26:00.000 I'm sorry.

01:26:01.000 Oh my God.

01:26:02.000 Don't even punch if that's your punch. 1.00

01:26:05.000 Oh, I'm so scared of your fucking virus. 1.00

01:26:12.000 Can you imagine if anything was reversed? 1.00

01:26:16.000 I can turn you for assault hitting me. 1.00

01:26:20.000 Fuck off! 1.00

01:26:21.000 That left me your fucking shit! 1.00

01:26:22.000 Hey, that's also a salt for problem. 1.00

01:26:25.000 So, you just talked about it. 1.00

01:26:26.000 Fuck you! 1.00

01:26:27.000 You sucked me! 1.00

01:26:29.000 You assaulted me! 1.00

01:26:34.000 Fuck you! 1.00

01:26:38.000 Take your hate somewhere else! 1.00

01:26:40.000 Take your hate! 0.97

01:26:41.000 You're the one who punched me.

01:26:41.000 He doesn't believe in the COVID virus anymore.

01:26:44.000 He doesn't think it's a threat.

01:26:46.000 He hates masks, I guess.

01:26:51.000 What do you see that sign?

01:26:52.000 It said Black Lives Do matter. 0.94

01:26:59.000 Wait, maybe it doesn't.

01:27:00.000 Go back.

01:27:01.000 See if you can freeze it right on that.

01:27:04.000 Black Lives Matter do?

01:27:08.000 What?

01:27:09.000 Black Lives Do? 0.98

01:27:11.000 Black Lives Do They Fang. 1.00

01:27:13.000 Something, something, something until Black Lives Do. 1.00

01:27:15.000 Okay.

01:27:15.000 No Lives Matter until Black Lives Do.

01:27:17.000 Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.

01:27:20.000 You better get that sign right.

01:27:22.000 You better get your signs, right?

01:27:23.000 She, so he's fired.

01:27:24.000 That's too bad. 1.00

01:27:26.000 What the fuck? 0.99

01:27:27.000 Wait, you know what you should show now? 1.00

01:27:28.000 I didn't get to this.

01:27:30.000 Go to 1.5.

01:27:32.000 Speaking of those kind of crowds, this woman wants to announce that she's a dude. 1.00

01:27:41.000 And look at the way they... 1.00

01:27:42.000 You can see the old lady going, what the fuck? 1.00

01:27:45.000 This is not what I signed up for. 1.00

01:27:47.000 I'm here for the criminal justice bill or something real.

01:27:54.000 This is kind of scary because I only realized this a couple of days ago and I've only come out to a few people.

01:28:00.000 I'm a guy.

01:28:09.000 Posting their own L's.

01:28:11.000 I use P-Name pronouns and I'm going to go by Theo.

01:28:16.000 Okay, stop, stop, stop.

01:28:18.000 The guy in the sunglasses, I think he's wearing Crocs.

01:28:21.000 Yes, he is.

01:28:21.000 His demeanor is...

01:28:22.000 His walk is really fucking annoying. 0.98

01:28:25.000 And you do this. 0.99

01:28:26.000 I what?

01:28:27.000 Like, you have do the same sort of, hey, how you doing, Waddle?

01:28:32.000 I use P-they pronouns. 1.00

01:28:34.000 And I'm going to go by Theo.

01:28:36.000 Yeah, a little bit.

01:28:38.000 I need to see it again.

01:28:39.000 It's really annoying.

01:28:40.000 It's like a, hey, I'm just me.

01:28:42.000 And I'm going to go by Theo.

01:28:45.000 I'm helping out here with my hand.

01:28:47.000 It's to look non-threatening.

01:28:49.000 It's annoying.

01:28:50.000 It's not non-annoying.

01:28:52.000 That's true.

01:28:54.000 I called my mom today.

01:28:57.000 And I have to go home every day and be called my dead name and have she her friend.

01:29:03.000 Hold on a second.

01:29:04.000 Stop.

01:29:05.000 She figured this out two days ago that she's a dude and her name is Theo.

01:29:09.000 And she says, I have to go home every day and be called my dead name.

01:29:12.000 So like it's been about one day you've been called your dead name.

01:29:15.000 Right.

01:29:17.000 There were worse losses at sea, as my grandmother would say.

01:29:21.000 And no one realizes how hurtful it is.

01:29:24.000 It's like a slap in the face.

01:29:26.000 No, this is.

01:29:27.000 And I dyed my hair last night so I could feel more masculine.

01:29:31.000 And I was afraid I was going to get thrown out of the camera.

01:29:33.000 Yeah, that is such a dude thing.

01:29:34.000 Dyeing the hair blue.

01:29:36.000 Like a guy.

01:29:36.000 Yeah, I'm almost dying my hair blue.

01:29:39.000 Like one of the guys. 1.00

01:29:44.000 The guys working on my deck right now are all there early in the morning, just fucking blue hair, Bud Light, fucking dirty jokes. 1.00

01:29:53.000 They dye their hair blue because it's Bud Light color. 1.00

01:29:55.000 That's right.

01:29:57.000 Woman writers.

01:29:58.000 I'm skipping down a few.

01:30:00.000 Gavin and Ryan, you both are so right about women writers. 1.00

01:30:02.000 Look at this shit. 1.00

01:30:03.000 It just goes on and on and on. 1.00

01:30:06.000 So this is Rebecca King.

01:30:08.000 Our restaurant dress code's racist and no longer relevant.

01:30:12.000 Black Patreon calls out double standard after incident.

01:30:16.000 And this article is approximately...

01:30:18.000 Oh, wait, continue reading.

01:30:21.000 Infinity.

01:30:22.000 Yeah, I think it's actually measured in time.

01:30:25.000 I have carpal tunnel syndrome from trying to get to the bottom of this page.

01:30:31.000 Oh, we got to the bottom.

01:30:33.000 Rebecca King is a food writer. 0.99

01:30:38.000 But the thing about dress codes being racist is, if that's all you have to do to avoid racism is change your shirt, it's not really that dangerous of a thing, is it?

01:30:50.000 Like, imagine you're in jail.

01:30:52.000 I'm oppressed.

01:30:52.000 I'm in jail.

01:30:53.000 What do you have to do to get out?

01:30:54.000 I have to put a hat on.

01:30:56.000 Put a hat on then.

01:30:58.000 If you don't like it, then you don't have to go.

01:31:01.000 Racism is when you're not allowed to go to a thing because of the color of your skin, which is something you can't change. 1.00

01:31:08.000 Anyway, fuck. 1.00

01:31:09.000 My Nikes are an extension of my skin. 1.00

01:31:13.000 My sweatpants are an extension of my soul.

01:31:17.000 All right, we're done the show.

01:31:20.000 Let's get to the final video.

01:31:35.000 Let's do 3-5 for today.

01:31:38.000 Now, I've watched this a couple times.

01:31:39.000 We've all seen the damage that a stray wheel can do.

01:31:43.000 What should the driver have done?

01:31:46.000 Now, I know if you don't have kids and you're young, you're like, you should go up to it, just to the left side, and just nudge it, and it'll ricochet off into the forest.

01:31:55.000 Yeah, that might happen.

01:31:56.000 It might also get some crazy tie-up with your tire and send you on your side and crush your skull.

01:32:04.000 I think there's sort of two scenarios here.

01:32:07.000 One, if I was with my kids in the car, I think I might veer right and just pull over Or slow down like crazy.

01:32:17.000 But even then, I'm risking something.

01:32:19.000 Although there's a concrete barrier there, so I'm not really worried about a head-on collision.

01:32:22.000 But my first instinct was go up to the side of it and just give it a boop. 0.99

01:32:27.000 But I don't think it's that simple. 1.00

01:32:31.000 Anyway, this guy doesn't give a shit. 0.99

01:32:34.000 He doesn't realize that it could go ricocheting off a car on the other side and completely kill everyone in his car. 0.99

01:32:42.000 But like, it's probably going 50 miles an hour.

01:32:44.000 Look how long it stays up on the thing for it.

01:32:47.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:32:49.000 Oh, my God.

01:32:55.000 Good thing no one crashed, huh?

01:32:57.000 Dude.

01:32:58.000 And that's our show for today, folks.

01:33:01.000 Tomorrow we'll be with Anthony Cumi doing Compound Censored, and then we're live Thursday nights.

01:33:06.000 We're looking forward to seeing you.

01:33:08.000 We actually have a big surprise coming up next week.

01:33:11.000 We're going to save it, though, to keep you nice and excited and as horny as can be.

01:33:16.000 In the interim, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 15, 2021

S03E120 - WOMEN WRITERS

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