Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 15, 2020


S03E13 - PEPE DERANGEMENT SYNDROME [2020-09-15 - S03E13 - PEPE DERANGEMENT SYNDROME]


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In this episode, the boys talk about Rancid s new album "Fight" and how it compares to Courtney Love's "Sorry to Bother You." Also, Ryan gets Lyme test results from his recent trip to Las Vegas.

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York in Taiwan with seven minutes.
00:00:36.000 All I want to do is fight, but I can't because I went to Las Vegas and they won't let me in the gym unless I've had the test, which is easy to get.
00:00:47.000 We probably have the results back already.
00:00:49.000 I'll probably be able to go tomorrow.
00:00:51.000 We've got a place nearby that does it in 24 hours.
00:00:54.000 For free.
00:00:55.000 Although, when I took Ryan to get his second Lyme test, there was an old Italian couple in there who were getting it, and they're paying $120 each. 0.97
00:01:04.000 And I thought, this is a weird situation.
00:01:06.000 Because I want to help my fellow man, but I also want to encourage business.
00:01:12.000 So I didn't say anything.
00:01:14.000 Look at Chuck Zito's Tits. 1.00
00:01:17.000 That'd be a good name for a band, Chuck Zito's Tits. 1.00
00:01:20.000 He would kill you, of course, so you wouldn't get past one show.
00:01:23.000 This is a great book by Hell's Angel guy.
00:01:28.000 He was up at New Rochelle.
00:01:30.000 It's also in the East Village chapter.
00:01:34.000 And it's just a great book about a hard-working dude who could knock you out at the drop of ad.
00:01:40.000 He used to wear a shirt.
00:01:41.000 I know someone who knew him, and he would wear a shirt that said, I'm responsible for more blackouts than Con Ed.
00:01:46.000 Because he's like Tommy Robinson.
00:01:48.000 He just knows where on the button he's going to get you, and he just knocks guys out on a daily basis.
00:01:53.000 Or he did.
00:01:54.000 But one thing I really enjoyed about the book is he talks about his marriage and how hanging out with the angels all the time ruined it.
00:02:01.000 And you realize you can ruin your marriage with things, with more things than just booze and chasing broads and being a workaholic. 0.92
00:02:12.000 Oh, that's great.
00:02:12.000 He's a Trump guy.
00:02:14.000 You can ruin your marriage by hanging out with your buddies too much.
00:02:19.000 And that's what he did.
00:02:21.000 He's never had a drop of booze.
00:02:24.000 He's never smoked a joint, no drugs, but too much hanging with the buds.
00:02:31.000 That opening song was Lars Fredrickson and the Bastards.
00:02:34.000 The song is called Fight.
00:02:36.000 And it's a great song.
00:02:38.000 It's a great album.
00:02:39.000 But I'm suspicious of how good it is.
00:02:44.000 Because he hasn't really made any hits before or since.
00:02:50.000 And he was in Rancid with Tim Armstrong.
00:02:53.000 Tim Armstrong, that's his name, right?
00:02:55.000 The guy in Operation Ivy.
00:02:56.000 He's been a hit machine since he was a teenager.
00:02:59.000 He made all Operation Ivy's hits.
00:03:01.000 He did all of Rancid's hits.
00:03:03.000 I mean, the guy just keeps churning them out.
00:03:06.000 So I think, my theory is it's a Courtney Love, Kurt Cobain scenario where he said, here, I'll just spend a week writing you hit songs.
00:03:14.000 I think you can go play them for the rest of your life and make some money.
00:03:17.000 And I won't put my name on it.
00:03:19.000 I think that's why Courtney Love had one good album with that limpy. 1.00
00:03:25.000 And then we never heard her write a song ever again.
00:03:28.000 I think that was Kurt.
00:03:31.000 Anyway, that's a lot of pop culture.
00:03:33.000 Speaking of Lars Fredrickson, though, he's really into skinheads and punks.
00:03:36.000 And he was a skunks.
00:03:38.000 That's some like West Coast punk skin gang. 0.71
00:03:42.000 God, why is my nose so itchy on the show?
00:03:45.000 But look up behind the ink with Lars Fredrickson of Rancid.
00:03:50.000 It's some like very punk show.
00:03:54.000 I think it's from Germany.
00:03:56.000 And you know, when Europeans are into something, they really, they really get into the details and they know all the names of the guys.
00:04:04.000 But this guy's accent...
00:04:05.000 That's who we just heard, by the way, sing this song.
00:04:07.000 That's Lars Fredrickson.
00:04:09.000 But listen to these questions.
00:04:11.000 So it'll be right after the intro, I guess, will be the first question.
00:04:15.000 Look, wait, whoa, whoa.
00:04:16.000 Look at that hideous.
00:04:18.000 First of all, those drawings suck.
00:04:20.000 But look at that hideous logo.
00:04:23.000 Oh.
00:04:26.000 Wow.
00:04:28.000 That is, I'm 50 years old.
00:04:30.000 That's the ugliest logo I've ever seen in my half a century of living.
00:04:35.000 Look at that thing. 0.92
00:04:37.000 That's bad.
00:04:37.000 Puts me in a bad mood.
00:04:39.000 Looks like a bad app.
00:04:40.000 Even the hue around it.
00:04:43.000 What country is this?
00:04:45.000 We have to find out what country it is, man.
00:04:48.000 Do you remember your very first tattoo?
00:04:50.000 Yes, I do.
00:04:50.000 I got.
00:04:51.000 Do you still remember your very first tattoo?
00:04:54.000 Wait, go back.
00:04:55.000 Actually, do you remember your very first tattoo?
00:05:00.000 I do.
00:05:00.000 Yes, sir.
00:05:01.000 First.
00:05:02.000 It's Berlin, yes.
00:05:03.000 Here's German.
00:05:04.000 I do.
00:05:04.000 I got.
00:05:06.000 Do you remember your very first tattoo?
00:05:09.000 Yes, I do.
00:05:09.000 I got First.
00:05:11.000 Do you remember your very first Sean?
00:05:15.000 I thought Germans were the kings of graphic design. 1.00
00:05:18.000 Apparently not.
00:05:19.000 You still have it?
00:05:20.000 It is Berlin.
00:05:21.000 I mean, East Berlin, they have all that communism they're still recovering from, so they still suck.
00:05:30.000 In my notes here, it says, I'm on fire.
00:05:32.000 That's the weather.
00:05:34.000 That was me reminding myself, dude, I am kicking it out of the ass park these days.
00:05:40.000 Just getting shit done and my hedges.
00:05:43.000 There's a problem with my hedges, and I'm getting quotes.
00:05:45.000 And then I'm getting, I've started a new thing that I'm buying real estate investment, getting the tax ID number, talking to the lawyer.
00:05:51.000 Wait, isn't this going to be an issue here on paragraph 36 and signing contract?
00:05:55.000 That's just my personal life.
00:05:58.000 Hey, you're cool.
00:06:05.000 Handling shit, fucking charities with Zanoa, getting money sent over there.
00:06:11.000 And I go, what's going on?
00:06:12.000 I'm not on Adderall.
00:06:14.000 I didn't really quit drinking.
00:06:15.000 I haven't been boxing in two weeks.
00:06:17.000 And then I realized it's the fucking weather.
00:06:20.000 Yeah.
00:06:21.000 We're finally out of this disgusting, humid cesspool of heat that was July and August.
00:06:28.000 And it's back at 67 Degrees.
00:06:32.000 You can sleep without the AC on, with the windows open.
00:06:36.000 I'm fucking napping nine hours straight.
00:06:40.000 I'm even, as a dad, I'm like, all right, here's the deal.
00:06:43.000 Talking to them, working it out.
00:06:45.000 You're 7, 8:30.
00:06:48.000 You're 12, you're looking at fucking 9.30.
00:06:53.000 You're 14, you're looking at 10 p.m.
00:06:55.000 Phones downstairs in the charger at 9.
00:06:59.000 Video games allowed one hour a day during the week.
00:07:02.000 Like, just fucking...
00:07:03.000 I don't know why I talk like that while I'm a dad.
00:07:06.000 I mean, look at him.
00:07:07.000 He's pimping.
00:07:08.000 And then my wife was like, she's crying because you took her phone away and said it's bedtime.
00:07:13.000 And I go, well, it is and it is.
00:07:16.000 And she goes, well, you got to finesse it more.
00:07:18.000 I go, no.
00:07:19.000 Finesse it?
00:07:20.000 Hey, man, look, I think like a cool bedtime might be like around 10 or no.
00:07:25.000 Or no.
00:07:26.000 I don't know.
00:07:27.000 What do you think?
00:07:28.000 Like, I don't want to.
00:07:30.000 That's not how dads work.
00:07:31.000 You got to lay down the line.
00:07:33.000 It's like being the leader of a gang.
00:07:35.000 I can't show weakness or they'll stab me.
00:07:39.000 I'm the king of the jailhouse.
00:07:40.000 That's true.
00:07:44.000 A lot to talk about.
00:07:45.000 A lot of racial shit this year.
00:07:48.000 We got a new drawing from John Kinsman over at Bear Hill Correctional Facility.
00:07:55.000 Again, I don't know why more people don't bid on these because he's obviously getting quite horny up there in Bear Hill.
00:08:04.000 Look at those asses. 1.00
00:08:05.000 Poor bastard.
00:08:07.000 I don't even think you can beat off.
00:08:10.000 But even if you aren't into Proud Boy stuff, I would want that because it's a seminal part of history.
00:08:17.000 And these guys are in prison and he's doing them in prison.
00:08:22.000 So if you have an art collection of all these different things with Picasso and everything, wouldn't that be a good part of your collection?
00:08:30.000 Here is some prisoner art.
00:08:32.000 These were some Patriots that were fighting Antifa.
00:08:36.000 He's getting really good at it, if you will.
00:08:38.000 Did you show the...
00:08:40.000 I can't remember if we showed the Sailor one.
00:08:43.000 Oh, yeah, shit.
00:08:45.000 That one's fantastic.
00:08:47.000 Can you go get it?
00:08:48.000 I can't get out of here.
00:08:49.000 People see that I am nude from the waist down.
00:08:53.000 It's underneath the one of you and I. Yes, this was one we got after yesterday's show.
00:09:02.000 We're up to one a day at this point.
00:09:05.000 That's high quality.
00:09:09.000 And it's, as Ryan pointed out, it's not photorealism, but he's got his own style here.
00:09:16.000 Somewhat crude, but also totally accurate.
00:09:24.000 Speaking of things we got in the mail, who is your favorite dictator?
00:09:29.000 Robert Mugabe.
00:09:31.000 Hmm.
00:09:32.000 Where's he from?
00:09:33.000 Zimbabwe, formerly Rhodesia.
00:09:36.000 A person by the name of...
00:09:37.000 We'll call him B. We call him Brandon.
00:09:41.000 This is for you.
00:09:43.000 Oh, my stars.
00:09:45.000 Ladies and gentlemen, a live unearthing of...
00:09:50.000 Oh, dude, that's one of the nicest presents I've ever received.
00:09:53.000 What is it?
00:09:56.000 This is way cooler.
00:10:00.000 It's one billion.
00:10:02.000 No, it's not.
00:10:03.000 How many is it?
00:10:05.000 I think we may want to just change to autofocus for this.
00:10:08.000 This is incredible.
00:10:10.000 I had no idea they went up this high.
00:10:14.000 Guess what this note is before I show you?
00:10:18.000 Guess how high it is.
00:10:20.000 You said 10 billion?
00:10:22.000 1 billion.
00:10:28.000 What?
00:10:29.000 Trillion?
00:10:30.000 10 trillion.
00:10:33.000 I believe, what is the American deficit at?
00:10:36.000 14 trillion?
00:10:38.000 We could just pay off America's debt with this.
00:10:42.000 Get us down to 4 trillion.
00:10:45.000 This is socialism in a nutshell, folks.
00:10:48.000 Robert Mugabe was a socialist.
00:10:50.000 Is this what you want?
00:10:53.000 Wow, that's cool.
00:10:54.000 I got to get that framed.
00:10:55.000 I don't know if this guy knows you very well, but he also got you this.
00:11:00.000 Thanks, Brendan.
00:11:03.000 This stuff is slightly higher in the alcohol.
00:11:07.000 This gets the bed wet.
00:11:08.000 Dude, I haven't wet my bed in months.
00:11:10.000 You're on fire.
00:11:11.000 I'm on fire.
00:11:12.000 Well, that would include the whole summer.
00:11:14.000 No, I definitely have wet the bed.
00:11:16.000 It's probably been two weeks or so.
00:11:19.000 That's pretty good for me.
00:11:22.000 Speaking of Max and John, by the way, I just, I saw this documentary last night on Alger Hiss, and it was about how...
00:11:31.000 Oh my God, it's so crazy, this McCarthyism back in the 50s.
00:11:35.000 Can you believe they thought that communists were infiltrating the American government and Hollywood?
00:11:42.000 Okay, now I've heard everything.
00:11:44.000 So let me get this straight.
00:11:46.000 You think that soon we'll have people...
00:11:49.000 Actually, it was Nixon and Edgar Hoover who were really concerned about it.
00:11:54.000 And they were concerned with New Deal economics.
00:11:58.000 And they said that the New Deal was going to lead to socialism.
00:12:01.000 Oh, yeah, sure.
00:12:02.000 Like in 2020, we're going to have something called the Green New Deal, where the cost per household is $670,000. 0.59
00:12:09.000 What are you talking about, you dummies?
00:12:11.000 Is that him there?
00:12:14.000 Mr. John Gardner has a phrase that I think is quite good.
00:12:19.000 Actually, society seems to be disintegrating in the United States, and that calls for rather radical action.
00:12:26.000 I think we're a long way from the future.
00:12:27.000 Oh, yeah, it is radical being a fucking spy.
00:12:30.000 Anyway, he sold secrets to the Russians in the 30s leading up to World War II.
00:12:35.000 By the way, they weren't our pals at the beginning of World War II.
00:12:39.000 It took a while before we said, hey, can we use your men as cannon fodder to end this war?
00:12:45.000 Just like throw millions of them at the Germans till the Germans die of guilt after slaughtering you. 0.98
00:12:51.000 But I was most interested in his sentence.
00:12:54.000 He got five years, ended up serving 3.6.
00:12:57.000 That's the exact same as what John and Max will end up serving.
00:13:01.000 They got four.
00:13:02.000 They'll probably serve 3.6.
00:13:04.000 Alger Hiss sold secrets to the government, the Soviet Union. 0.67
00:13:10.000 He put all Americans in danger, made us vulnerable to our enemies across the pond.
00:13:18.000 And he got 3.6 years.
00:13:20.000 He didn't actually get charged for that because the statute of limitations ran out.
00:13:23.000 So he did the secret trading as a spy.
00:13:26.000 He committed espionage, and they have tons of evidence.
00:13:28.000 That's the funny thing about this documentary, this NPR thing I saw last night, where they're like, and then they thought he was a spy, and they have his son on going, I had to visit him in prison.
00:13:39.000 Oh, that must have sucked.
00:13:42.000 And he gets 3.6 years.
00:13:43.000 So what happened was the statute of limitations ran out on espionage.
00:13:47.000 He got charged in 1950.
00:13:49.000 It's 20 years for espionage?
00:13:51.000 Can we extend that a little bit, please?
00:13:54.000 Let's do like 70 years for espionage.
00:13:57.000 How much is it to use a song without copyrights?
00:14:01.000 Ooh, I just had a fart that was very questionable, but it turned out to be just air.
00:14:06.000 Let us pray.
00:14:08.000 Please be a fart right there. 0.99
00:14:11.000 He's a fart.
00:14:12.000 He's a fart.
00:14:16.000 So what he was actually charged with was perjury because he said in court, I'm not a spy.
00:14:22.000 And he was later proved to be a spy.
00:14:24.000 3.6 years.
00:14:26.000 Same as John and Max.
00:14:27.000 Fucking crazy, man.
00:14:30.000 Speaking of documentaries, I used to hang with some nerds.
00:14:36.000 Like, you see this tattoo here?
00:14:37.000 It's by Jay Howell.
00:14:39.000 He's a guy who did Bob's Burgers and stuff.
00:14:40.000 He's a skateboard dude.
00:14:42.000 He works for vans.
00:14:45.000 And that crew, there's this LA crew of artists.
00:14:50.000 And they're all pretty good.
00:14:52.000 And when I was running a magazine, you know, they were great contributors that that sort of scene, Travis Millard, Jay Howell, Arthur Jones.
00:15:01.000 He did a magazine that I didn't consider a rival.
00:15:05.000 I thought it was complimentary.
00:15:06.000 It was called Found, and it was just a magazine of found shit.
00:15:10.000 You got to be really into weird stuff, though, to be able to look at garbage like Found and enjoy every second of it.
00:15:17.000 But yeah, that.
00:15:18.000 He did that.
00:15:21.000 Jimmy Miller, who is Dennis Miller's brother, and he's a really successful comedy producer, manager.
00:15:29.000 He managed Will Smith, sorry, Will Farrell, Jim Carrey, David Cross, all these guys.
00:15:34.000 Actually, no, not David Cross.
00:15:36.000 And he said, Arthur Jones and Gavin McInnes, those are the two funniest guys in America.
00:15:41.000 I'm going to put everything behind them.
00:15:42.000 And he worked and he said, I got to meet you.
00:15:45.000 You got to meet up with this guy from Huffington Post.
00:15:47.000 And then after like five years of trying to get me a show and stuff and manage me, he goes, wait, you're right wing?
00:15:56.000 And I go, well, not really.
00:15:58.000 I'm just not left.
00:15:59.000 Dumped.
00:16:01.000 This was probably five years ago, six years ago.
00:16:04.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:16:05.000 So good crew of guys.
00:16:08.000 But I did notice when I was down in LA hanging with them, they were lacking testosterone.
00:16:14.000 And I couldn't tell if they were gay or not.
00:16:16.000 They're never married, never.
00:16:18.000 No, they never put a ring on it.
00:16:20.000 Some of them will have kids, but they never put a ring on it.
00:16:23.000 And then I saw that Arthur Jones had done a documentary about Pepe called Feels Good Man.
00:16:30.000 And this is him 1-1 talking about it.
00:16:33.000 I have no idea if he's gay.
00:16:37.000 Hi, I'm Arthur Jones, the director of Feels Good Man.
00:16:40.000 You tell me.
00:16:43.000 Is that a gay? 0.99
00:16:44.000 U.S. doc competition.
00:16:47.000 Yep.
00:16:49.000 You know what's funny?
00:16:52.000 Back when I would know these dudes, so now we're going back to like 2010.
00:16:56.000 Well, I've known them from 2000 to 2010, but back then, you didn't really ask who was gay.
00:17:02.000 Because being gay wasn't so political.
00:17:11.000 Listen.
00:17:14.000 Snopes is not a left-wing conspiracy site.
00:17:18.000 So that's a joke, obviously.
00:17:19.000 Pause.
00:17:21.000 He gets a call from his dad.
00:17:22.000 They're using the medium good.
00:17:24.000 Arthur Jones is good at what he does.
00:17:26.000 And this documentary is very well done, by the way.
00:17:28.000 It's beautiful.
00:17:30.000 And the guy who illustrated Pepe, Matt Fine, he does all this animation throughout it.
00:17:34.000 So it's gorgeous.
00:17:37.000 But they're all pussies. 1.00
00:17:40.000 And being a pussy affects your art in that you're scared of Nazis.
00:17:45.000 And you think everyone who disagrees with you is a Nazi, or anyone who just doesn't follow the mantra of the left is a Nazi.
00:17:51.000 A not-left is a Nazi. 0.53
00:17:54.000 And that affects how they do the documentary.
00:17:57.000 So though it's visually fantastic, the actual way they play out the facts is very badly done.
00:18:04.000 And just then he said, no, Dad, Snopes is not a left-wing conspiracy.
00:18:08.000 Well, it's not a left-wing conspiracy, but it is left-wing.
00:18:11.000 And if you had done a little bit of research, you'd realize this.
00:18:15.000 So go back.
00:18:18.000 Called Voice Club, which featured one character in particular.
00:18:21.000 Maybe you recognize him.
00:18:22.000 If you've been on the internet, Pepe the Frog.
00:18:25.000 One of the world's most popular memes.
00:18:27.000 Wait a second.
00:18:28.000 I think I'm frozen.
00:18:30.000 I gotta restart the Wi-Fi.
00:18:34.000 Dad, not true.
00:18:36.000 Delete your Facebook.
00:18:37.000 Delete your Facebook.
00:18:38.000 Okay, Dad, I gotta go.
00:18:39.000 I gotta go.
00:18:39.000 Dad, gotta go.
00:18:41.000 Memes.
00:18:41.000 As you know memes.
00:18:42.000 Only dads would think that Snopes has a left-wing bias.
00:18:46.000 And they think they've accomplished something for telling us what memes are.
00:18:49.000 Who in the living fuck doesn't know what a meme is?
00:18:54.000 Maybe your grandmother, maybe your newborn.
00:18:58.000 But they're also a vehicle for a larger discussion about how culture spreads from mind to mind.
00:19:06.000 So around 2008, 2009, Pepe the Frog became this hugely popular, very funny meme that was used by all sorts of people for all sorts of reasons.
00:19:14.000 And then in October 2015, things got weird.
00:19:17.000 You had a school shooter in Oregon reportedly post images of Pepe on his social media.
00:19:23.000 And then two weeks later, then-candidate Donald Trump tweeting out a meme version of himself as Pepe the Frog.
00:19:30.000 The emerging racist ideology known as the alt.
00:19:33.000 So, this is where the documentary goes off the rails.
00:19:37.000 Because, and it's just basic high school logic: all cats are mammals, all dogs are mammals, all cats are not dogs.
00:19:45.000 Because a couple of Nazis used Pepe, they go into panic mode and say that not only is it now Pepe a racist thing, but it leads to school shootings and people getting killed.
00:20:01.000 And the logic is fucking terrible.
00:20:04.000 And Matt Fine, I hope I'm getting his name right.
00:20:08.000 There he is.
00:20:09.000 Matt Fine goes for it.
00:20:12.000 Now, it's just like this, dudes.
00:20:15.000 This is not a white power symbol.
00:20:18.000 This means I like antagonizing lunatic liberals with Trump derangement syndrome because they are scared of anything that might be construed as, what did I call him?
00:20:30.000 I forgot, but it's Matt Fine.
00:20:31.000 I think I said Matt Fine, Matt Fury.
00:20:35.000 It's used to antagonize liberals. 0.81
00:20:37.000 Nazis and white power people do use it, yes.
00:20:40.000 Hitler used toilet paper. 0.88
00:20:42.000 You are not a Nazi if you use toilet paper.
00:20:45.000 So when you go like this, you like antagonizing liberals.
00:20:49.000 It means fuck you and your hysteria is what it means. 0.87
00:20:52.000 And a lot of Nazis are sick of liberals just like we're sick of liberals.
00:20:56.000 That's okay.
00:20:57.000 Enjoy it.
00:21:00.000 It's like blackface. 0.98
00:21:02.000 Blackface was predominantly an homage to black people.
00:21:09.000 That's what no one understands.
00:21:12.000 There was a percentage of it in the old days that was, hello, I'm a dumb Negro.
00:21:18.000 What's this?
00:21:18.000 A banana?
00:21:20.000 I got blackface on. 0.92
00:21:21.000 But there was also Al Jolson and Mommy and the black and white minstrel show was very popular when I was a kid on TV.
00:21:29.000 And it was all these minstrels singing songs and dancing.
00:21:32.000 And the Puritans in America led boring lives. 1.00
00:21:35.000 They were monogamous.
00:21:36.000 They didn't really party.
00:21:37.000 They didn't drink.
00:21:38.000 The freed slaves partied and drank and the slaves partied and drank. 0.70
00:21:43.000 Wait, I got probably looked that up.
00:21:46.000 They probably weren't allowed to party and drink.
00:21:48.000 I don't know.
00:21:48.000 I assume not.
00:21:49.000 But black culture was didactic and exciting and colorful. 1.00
00:21:54.000 So when you did a play, you're not going to show a white couple having dinner and then going to bed. 0.74
00:22:00.000 You want to show the fun thing.
00:22:02.000 And there's no blacks allowed to act. 1.00
00:22:04.000 So you blackface. 1.00
00:22:05.000 And then you're like, well, having a party, singing a song about badooda, badoo da da.
00:22:10.000 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives.
00:22:16.000 So I would say, and I've written about this, a tacky mag, I did an article about blackface. 1.00
00:22:22.000 I got in big shit at Fox News for saying what I just said.
00:22:26.000 Even the black sound guy was opissed.
00:22:28.000 Greg Gutfeld was mad at me.
00:22:29.000 He said, yo, whenever I talk to Pete, I forget the sound guy's name, but whenever I talk to Pete about things, he's a good metric on what's going too far.
00:22:40.000 And he was mad.
00:22:40.000 He said, you're a good guy, but that doesn't mean you're not an asshole.
00:22:45.000 I hate how the old articles have that Euro symbol for the apostrophe.
00:22:50.000 And I was like, I don't give a fuck if the sound man thinks I'm wrong.
00:22:55.000 I'll look into it.
00:22:56.000 I've looked into this.
00:22:58.000 And about out of 100% of blackface, five to 10 maybe was negative.
00:23:06.000 The other 90, 95 was an homage.
00:23:10.000 And it's the same with this.
00:23:11.000 And it's the same with Pepe.
00:23:12.000 Calm the fuck down, Matt, you loser.
00:23:16.000 And their angle there that it led to shootings.
00:23:20.000 By the way, you'll notice in that little quick interview, shooting tons of people and Donald Trump and Nazis, those are all the same thing. 0.57
00:23:29.000 Like they're so fucking scared of the alt-right that if it alludes, wait, stop, stop.
00:23:36.000 If it alludes to that for one second, your whole world collapses.
00:23:41.000 And this documentary is really about Matt's whole world collapsing.
00:23:43.000 And I find that to be the most interesting part of it because you're watching it going, you know what I would have done?
00:23:48.000 I would have copyrighted it, trademarked it, and then sold the clothes, made it my thing, done interviews when people say Nazis use it.
00:23:56.000 I go, yeah, some Nazis use it sometimes.
00:23:59.000 The left has no problem with this.
00:24:01.000 Usually they go, it's peaceful protests.
00:24:03.000 Out of 100% of the protest, only 5% of it was burning down buildings.
00:24:08.000 I think it's more like 40% at this point.
00:24:11.000 But you still get to argue that the majority of it is peaceful.
00:24:17.000 Did I just make the case for the riots all over America?
00:24:22.000 No.
00:24:23.000 Okay, good.
00:24:24.000 I'd hate to do that.
00:24:26.000 They're mostly peaceful.
00:24:27.000 So go back to the interview.
00:24:31.000 It was used by all sorts of people for all sorts of reasons.
00:24:34.000 And then in October 2015, things got worse.
00:24:36.000 We already saw this.
00:24:38.000 Right.
00:24:40.000 So Pepe found himself at the crosshairs of this culture war.
00:24:43.000 He was being used by white supremacists, misogynists, teenage fascists as a way to obfuscate their agenda and also meme their ideas into the public consciousness.
00:24:52.000 Things got so bad that in 2015.
00:24:53.000 That is a very boring, lamestream media interpretation.
00:24:57.000 The majority of them were still just fucking around.
00:25:00.000 It was a comedy thing.
00:25:03.000 16 Pepe was officially declared a hate symbol by the anti-deflamation.
00:25:07.000 Oh, that's another thing, too.
00:25:08.000 They take the ADL seriously.
00:25:12.000 The ADL also called this a hate symbol, dumbasses.
00:25:15.000 Calm down.
00:25:16.000 Like, if Matt had any testosterone, when this became a hate symbol, he would have laughed his head off.
00:25:24.000 So what do you do in this ridiculous drawing of a stone frog you drew in your early 20s to entertain and have some fun?
00:25:33.000 An icon of hate.
00:25:34.000 Feels Good Man is a documentary film.
00:25:37.000 It's about artistic agency, but it's also a righteous objection against the rampant cynicism that the internet has wrought upon our society.
00:25:48.000 It is a confirmation of reality and expression of love.
00:25:56.000 Oh my.
00:25:57.000 See, this is the problem with LA.
00:25:59.000 What is in the air Over there.
00:26:00.000 Estrogen pills.
00:26:02.000 Maybe it's because they never fight.
00:26:04.000 Yeah, that's the problem with the West Coast.
00:26:06.000 They don't fight.
00:26:09.000 I bet those two directors and Matt have never been in a physical fight ever.
00:26:14.000 The fag capitals of the world. 1.00
00:26:19.000 Sometimes they just...
00:26:21.000 Sometimes they land.
00:26:23.000 That joke landed.
00:26:24.000 So we just bought the film again.
00:26:27.000 You owe us $4.99, by the way.
00:26:30.000 Let's go through it briefly with the green screen, shall we?
00:26:34.000 All I want to do is...
00:26:41.000 There he is.
00:26:42.000 He's catching a little tiny frog.
00:26:45.000 This movie should be called Grow a Ball, Matt.
00:26:47.000 And it's really about Trump phobia.
00:26:50.000 And the directors, Matt, all his friends, the entire city of LA has severe crippling Trump phobia.
00:26:58.000 And the funny thing about it, too, is if this was, if Antifa was using Pepe occasionally, then they wouldn't freak out.
00:27:08.000 This movie wouldn't exist.
00:27:09.000 He would have sold all his merch.
00:27:10.000 He'd be a happy camper, even though you can link Antifa to that mass shooting.
00:27:14.000 Where was that?
00:27:15.000 In Ohio?
00:27:16.000 Yeah, I think it was Ohio, where he was a proud Antifa member.
00:27:20.000 We just had an Antifa member murder a patriot for no reason whatsoever outside of the guy being a Trump shooter.
00:27:28.000 Sorry, a Trump supporter.
00:27:30.000 So if this was leaning the other way, there'd be no problems.
00:27:33.000 But because they are absolutely petrified of being remotely associated with Trump, Matt and his buddies made this all about what can happen when a drawing you did gets used by those guys.
00:27:48.000 Oh, no.
00:27:50.000 God forbid.
00:27:52.000 So roll it here.
00:27:55.000 I swear to God, this movie portrays him, and it's accurate because this is how Matt feels.
00:28:00.000 It portrays him as a cancer victim whose kids killed themselves in front of him.
00:28:07.000 He honestly comes across in this movie as someone who lost his wife and kids in a fire.
00:28:13.000 And all he did was lose a drawing.
00:28:16.000 And I don't think he lost it, dude.
00:28:18.000 Plenty of cool people.
00:28:19.000 Here's the other thing.
00:28:20.000 Here's another thing.
00:28:22.000 You can just mute it and let it play.
00:28:26.000 The left's view of America is there's the good people who want to help poor blacks and don't like blacks being murdered.
00:28:33.000 That's half the country.
00:28:34.000 The other half are Nazis. 0.75
00:28:36.000 That is the most infantile way to see America in the history of America.
00:28:40.000 Okay?
00:28:42.000 The truth is there's about 40% of the country that has been brainwashed into believing what I just said.
00:28:50.000 And they're good people who are dumb and vulnerable and easily manipulated because our K through 12 is run by Marxist cunts who have ruined their brains, ruined America's brains. 0.59
00:29:05.000 And these kids grew up with K-12 Marxist teachers.
00:29:10.000 So that's 40%.
00:29:12.000 We have another, let's say, 20% who are normal, middle-of-the-road people who are just pretty liberal, kind of like Dave Rubin types.
00:29:23.000 We're now at 60%, right?
00:29:25.000 40 plus 20.
00:29:26.000 Now there's 40%.
00:29:28.000 Of that 40%, 30% are people like us.
00:29:31.000 Balls to the wall, in your face, fuck you, not lefts, who laugh in the face of all of this shit, don't have nightmares about this, and can enjoy themselves. 0.99
00:29:42.000 And they don't believe when fucking, what's his name who was just on, Stephen Colbert, tells us that Trump's a Nazi.
00:29:50.000 So now we're up to 70.
00:29:51.000 Now we're getting into like, let's go higher.
00:29:54.000 Let's go 80.
00:29:55.000 So now we're down to the 20% on the right.
00:29:58.000 Of the 20% on the right, 15% are America first types, right? 0.93
00:30:02.000 They're socially conservative.
00:30:04.000 They're fiscally conservative.
00:30:07.000 They don't support Israel.
00:30:09.000 I know a lot of these guys.
00:30:10.000 They're great guys.
00:30:12.000 It's not the end of the world, dudes.
00:30:13.000 Okay?
00:30:14.000 I support Israel.
00:30:15.000 They don't.
00:30:16.000 Big deal.
00:30:17.000 I race mix.
00:30:18.000 They think it's weird and gross.
00:30:19.000 Big deal.
00:30:20.000 They're not legislating against it.
00:30:21.000 That's just difference of opinions.
00:30:23.000 They're funny guys.
00:30:24.000 Nick Fuentes is an awesome dude who's very intelligent.
00:30:28.000 Likely gay, I gotta say, Nick. 1.00
00:30:31.000 This obsession with like fags and me with a butt plug, it seems that you doth protesteth too much.
00:30:38.000 When you care about gays, you usually care about cocks. 1.00
00:30:42.000 But anyway, I don't care about that.
00:30:44.000 Some of my best friends are gay.
00:30:45.000 My wife's a fag hag. 1.00
00:30:46.000 I've been around them my whole life.
00:30:47.000 I woke up next to a nude gay man once.
00:30:49.000 My wife was having a party, and he just sort of crept into my bed.
00:30:53.000 She was passed out downstairs. 0.91
00:30:54.000 He wanted somewhere to crash.
00:30:56.000 He sleeps in the nude, and there's a nude man in my bed.
00:30:58.000 A nude gay. 1.00
00:30:59.000 What if my kids had walked in and saw dad in bed with a nude gay? 0.99
00:31:03.000 I sleep nude too, by the way.
00:31:04.000 I've been in bed nude with a gay man. 0.79
00:31:08.000 I don't give a shit.
00:31:09.000 Anyway, so now we're up to 95.
00:31:12.000 Okay, 5%, probably less, actually.
00:31:16.000 These numbers aren't perfect, but you get the idea.
00:31:19.000 There's hundreds of Nazis in America.
00:31:22.000 So not even close to 5%.
00:31:24.000 More like one, right?
00:31:26.000 We're in now that sort of red zone in the far, far, far right.
00:31:30.000 They were in Charlottesville.
00:31:31.000 You saw them with the tiki torches.
00:31:32.000 Those people hate blacks.
00:31:34.000 They want blacks to go back to Africa.
00:31:36.000 They hate Jews. 0.92
00:31:37.000 They think Jews are controlling everything.
00:31:39.000 That's a sliver.
00:31:41.000 It's hundreds.
00:31:42.000 Hundreds in a country of 333 million?
00:31:45.000 Hey, computer, computer, what is the population of America today?
00:31:51.000 The closest answer I know is from 2017, when the population of the United States, also called America, was 326,625,000.
00:32:01.000 Computer, that's pathetic.
00:32:02.000 It's 331.
00:32:05.000 2017, that was three years ago.
00:32:08.000 Anyway, look at this loser. 0.93
00:32:11.000 He worked in a toy, the toy section of like a salvation army.
00:32:16.000 I mean, grow a ball, dude.
00:32:18.000 He's living with this girlfriend.
00:32:19.000 Remember, I said they never get married?
00:32:20.000 He's had a daughter with her.
00:32:22.000 I guess he just sort of went, oh, like be a man and put a fucking ring on it, dude.
00:32:28.000 That's bad for the kid.
00:32:30.000 You're hurting the kid.
00:32:31.000 Divorce is now like this.
00:32:32.000 And when people aren't married, they're much more likely to split up because it doesn't mean anything.
00:32:36.000 So that's a great lesson for your daughter.
00:32:38.000 They just sit and fucking draw together.
00:32:41.000 And she's got, that's Matt's partner.
00:32:44.000 I don't need a piece of paper to show me.
00:32:48.000 So sorry, I'm off.
00:32:49.000 I didn't quite finish my previous point.
00:32:51.000 So there's that sliver on the far right.
00:32:53.000 When I started this whole scale, I was up to 5%, which is nuts.
00:32:56.000 Muslims are only 1% of the country.
00:32:58.000 So it's definitely way less than 1%.
00:33:00.000 It's hundreds.
00:33:01.000 Hundreds are an irrelevant statistic.
00:33:03.000 And the fact that we're rioting, by the way, about 10 unarmed black men shot by cops is a whole other kill of fish.
00:33:09.000 10 out of 331 million.
00:33:10.000 Whoa, go back.
00:33:12.000 Did you see him dancing there?
00:33:21.000 Look at that.
00:33:22.000 Whoa, I gotta see that again.
00:33:25.000 What have we done to our men?
00:33:27.000 Two characters.
00:33:30.000 They did things like go to Rahaves.
00:33:32.000 Paint.
00:33:34.000 I hope that was a joke.
00:33:38.000 So, Pepe's the same way.
00:33:39.000 Out of all those people that use Pepe, remember I went back, I was like 20% in the middle.
00:33:44.000 A lot of them use Pepe.
00:33:46.000 And then all that other remaining 40% of America uses Pepe.
00:33:52.000 But you and the filmmakers had a panic attack.
00:33:56.000 The guy is suicidal in this documentary.
00:33:59.000 Had a panic attack because some of that sliver used Pepe.
00:34:02.000 And then you tie in a shooting?
00:34:04.000 Like, the logic is just shit.
00:34:06.000 They say testosterone is a concentration drug.
00:34:10.000 I'm surprised these guys can concentrate on anything because they can't do basic high school logic.
00:34:16.000 Anyway, so as this continues, right, they lump in Nazis with Trump supporters.
00:34:21.000 And oh, this guy, the guy who did my tattoos gave him a Pepe tattoo that's right there, Jay Howell, the Bob's Berger guys.
00:34:28.000 He has a tattoo gun in his house.
00:34:29.000 And we used to go to his house and get little, it's my favorite tattoos, actually.
00:34:33.000 I really like the style.
00:34:34.000 It's very kind of lo-fi, sketchy.
00:34:40.000 And he got a Pepe tattoo, and now he's talking about how dangerous it is.
00:34:44.000 Yeah, to assholes.
00:34:46.000 It's like having a tattoo of this.
00:34:49.000 Only assholes would say you have a Nazi tattoo.
00:34:51.000 It's funny.
00:34:52.000 Now, this guy's awesome.
00:34:53.000 Johnny Ryan.
00:34:54.000 I used to have him do cartoons for Vice.
00:34:57.000 I get along with this guy very well.
00:34:59.000 And although we don't talk anymore, since the Trump divorce, but he gets it.
00:35:06.000 And I think, because he lives in LA, although his cartoons are some of the most offensive things you can imagine, really, really offensive stuff.
00:35:16.000 Look up Johnny Ryan's cartoons sometime.
00:35:18.000 Not now.
00:35:19.000 He said you should have copyrighted it.
00:35:21.000 And then he's sort of sitting there going like, why are you so bereft?
00:35:29.000 Why are you bereft?
00:35:30.000 Why are you bereft about this?
00:35:34.000 Johnny Ryan's one of the only guys in that scene who has any balls.
00:35:37.000 And even his balls aren't that big.
00:35:41.000 He seemed like he was like a cool guy.
00:35:44.000 And Boys Club, it's one of the funniest comics of the last 10 years.
00:35:50.000 What's happening here is Land Wolf has passed out.
00:35:53.000 Okay, so scroll ahead here.
00:35:54.000 Now he's just explaining the glory days before we lost Pepe.
00:35:58.000 And when they start talking about the oh, look at her.
00:36:00.000 This is our enemy, boys.
00:36:03.000 This is the problem with America.
00:36:05.000 These fat, ugly chicks who look like dudes who want revenge for not getting invited to parties. 1.00
00:36:10.000 And not just them.
00:36:11.000 They want revenge for all of their people never being invited to parties.
00:36:15.000 And she is, she's the perfect example of people perpetuating this dangerous myth that, oh, Pepe is now this awesome weapon of the alt-right.
00:36:26.000 Even the alt-right.
00:36:27.000 That used to be me, Pesobic, Cassandra Fairbanks. 0.89
00:36:31.000 Used to be a normal thing until Richard Spencer went crazy.
00:36:36.000 Red Boys Club, I like Landwolf the best.
00:36:38.000 I guess Pepe is kind of more of an Elaine.
00:36:41.000 I mean, Elaine is great, but yeah, if Elaine had become a symbol of the alt-right, the alt-right.
00:36:50.000 See, that's the problem.
00:36:50.000 This whole movie is predicated on a lie.
00:36:54.000 Toilet paper is not a symbol of Nazism.
00:36:58.000 Yes, Nazis use toilet paper.
00:37:01.000 It's not the only thing.
00:37:03.000 But because Nazis touched it once and Trump went near it and Hillary said it was bad, they take that hook, line, and sinker.
00:37:10.000 That's embarrassing, Matt.
00:37:12.000 And put a ring on that bitch, you fucking puss tank. 1.00
00:37:16.000 Okay, scroll forward now.
00:37:17.000 So then when it starts being like the dangerous people, I kept wanting to see my face.
00:37:23.000 Because you're talking about your enemies and how dangerous they are.
00:37:26.000 And I was like, please say me.
00:37:29.000 By the way, that dude with the long hair lives with Matt and his partner.
00:37:33.000 You have roommates when you have a kid?
00:37:36.000 What is that?
00:37:36.000 A live-in nanny?
00:37:37.000 Just let them do what they want.
00:37:40.000 Using Pepe as a meme, that's cool.
00:37:41.000 Johnny Ryan, who would be considered a total pussy nerd in New York City, is like the badass Lemmy of that scene in LA. 0.52
00:37:50.000 So this is why it's a cool movie.
00:37:51.000 It keeps getting broken up with these awesome animations that Matt did.
00:37:55.000 Primeval soup of culture.
00:37:57.000 Incredibly talented guy.
00:37:58.000 Really appealing style.
00:38:00.000 Oh, look who else is an authority.
00:38:02.000 So that would include chairs, trousers, hairstyles.
00:38:07.000 All of these things are only here because humans have copied them and the ones around us.
00:38:13.000 Right, so she's talking accurately about culture, pop culture, and memes, and how we communicate with each other.
00:38:18.000 Look at her, though.
00:38:21.000 She's got a cat mouse pad.
00:38:24.000 Why are men listening to these?
00:38:25.000 This is the problem with feminism. 1.00
00:38:27.000 We listen to these fucking annoying broads that are just winging it. 1.00
00:38:34.000 Okay, keep going.
00:38:34.000 There's just explaining memes now.
00:38:36.000 This is boring.
00:38:39.000 Skip ahead.
00:38:42.000 Positive.
00:38:43.000 People were suddenly able to make cash money out of just kidding.
00:38:50.000 I hate Peepee the frog.
00:38:53.000 Keep going.
00:38:53.000 Why is a little girl in your movie surfing on dolphins and swimming and going underground?
00:39:01.000 So he did this children's book.
00:39:02.000 This was therapy for him.
00:39:05.000 Oh, it gets really good too, the mistakes in this.
00:39:07.000 Dude, easy on the back and forth there with your daughter. 1.00
00:39:10.000 She's going to get whiplash. 1.00
00:39:12.000 So they talk about this children's book he made like it was some sort of catharsis.
00:39:17.000 Look, punks are using it. 0.94
00:39:20.000 They would try and make them as offensive as possible.
00:39:23.000 It's like a classic punk response.
00:39:25.000 You're literally armored like a punk, right?
00:39:27.000 And you're like, it's so offensive.
00:39:28.000 It can't be co-op.
00:39:29.000 You know what's annoying about this movie?
00:39:31.000 I know that guy, and I can't remember how I know him.
00:39:33.000 They put him next to the trade towers disintegrating.
00:39:35.000 They put swastikas all over him.
00:39:37.000 Yes, some people put swastikas and a Nazi helmet on your guy.
00:39:42.000 That's the anti-Semitic symbol, yes.
00:39:44.000 But it now reads as a weird prologue to when the irony is.
00:39:48.000 Look, he's on a jihadist.
00:39:49.000 Now Muslims are using him. 1.00
00:39:50.000 Is that the end of your life?
00:39:52.000 There are people on these platforms who believe that there's your intention in a joke that you can disavow it.
00:39:59.000 That's right.
00:40:00.000 That's exactly right.
00:40:02.000 So you create this ambiguity, so there's no way for you to mean what you really mean.
00:40:05.000 Okay, pause.
00:40:05.000 This is what I get accused of a lot.
00:40:07.000 So they're saying, because you joke around, you get away with this ambiguity and you can use these sinful things.
00:40:12.000 By the way, filmmakers, you keep showing jihadists. 0.62
00:40:16.000 That's not the problem.
00:40:17.000 I thought it was white supremacists.
00:40:18.000 Now it's both.
00:40:19.000 That's your biggest fear is jihadists and white supremacists getting together to steal your frog.
00:40:24.000 But this idea that, well, what they do is they say their joke, they always have the gay voices. 0.98
00:40:28.000 They say they're joking and they're hiding it within a joke and it allows them to say these horrible things.
00:40:34.000 Yeah, it's called a joke.
00:40:36.000 It's called fucking around.
00:40:38.000 And what you are doing, you cuck, is you're policing jokes.
00:40:43.000 And you're saying, you're not hiding behind that joke.
00:40:46.000 What you said was still a sin and you should still be punished for it.
00:40:50.000 No, I shouldn't.
00:40:51.000 It's called an offensive joke.
00:40:52.000 And I'm not hiding behind shit.
00:40:54.000 I'm making an offensive joke, you fucking loser.
00:40:57.000 You just had Johnny Ryan on in the movie.
00:41:00.000 Have you looked at any of his stuff?
00:41:02.000 He is probably the most offensive comedian.
00:41:05.000 Sorry.
00:41:05.000 Well, yeah, comedian, but cartoonist of all time.
00:41:09.000 But no, you can't hide behind that.
00:41:12.000 Fuck you.
00:41:14.000 Johnny Ryan has shit about raping kids and stuff.
00:41:17.000 Is that is he hiding behind that?
00:41:18.000 He secretly wants to rape kids?
00:41:23.000 Two, I think what's a high IQ low-T bad combo.
00:41:37.000 It's sort of fulfilling.
00:41:38.000 Are you perhaps overanalyzing a Pinochet Hitler joke? 0.64
00:41:42.000 And just mean them as jokes all the time.
00:41:45.000 They're always just jokes all the time, and you can't prove otherwise.
00:41:49.000 We're joking.
00:41:50.000 We're devising jokes.
00:41:52.000 No one really means that.
00:41:54.000 The problem, I think, is that it's really demonstrable in the worst cases that this isn't funny.
00:42:01.000 You know, it's not funny when people die.
00:42:05.000 It's not funny when people die.
00:42:07.000 So they take two shooters and they link them to all this Pepe shit. 0.89
00:42:15.000 A Friday night rampage in this bustling college town after two gun battles with police.
00:42:21.000 Do you want to make a documentary about rap culture and black-on-black violence and how black culture has like this guy had never been laid mentally ill on Adderall and other psychotropic drugs and he shot up a place because he was so frustrated that he was a loser. 0.74
00:42:37.000 That has nothing to do with your frog, sir.
00:42:40.000 And it doesn't give you the right to police jokes.
00:42:42.000 We need to police jokes or people will die.
00:42:44.000 That's what they're fucking saying.
00:42:46.000 Have you ever heard anything more absurd in your life?
00:42:49.000 Don't make jokes.
00:42:50.000 Someone will die.
00:42:52.000 You can make jokes, by the way, talking about killing Trump.
00:42:54.000 That's okay.
00:42:55.000 I don't mind if you talk about killing Trump people.
00:42:57.000 I mean, yeah, the woman who just said all lives matter, she was murdered. 0.93
00:43:01.000 I don't mind if you make jokes about people who don't believe in Black Lives Matter.
00:43:05.000 You can crucify those people.
00:43:08.000 The very first picture of Ellie Rogers.
00:43:10.000 What about this Wojack? 1.00
00:43:11.000 Do we have to cancel him too?
00:43:12.000 Like these, it's so weird because these are all artists.
00:43:15.000 And not that guy.
00:43:16.000 He's like a right-winger.
00:43:20.000 Or just a not-lefter.
00:43:22.000 These guys are all artists, and they're talking about destroying art.
00:43:25.000 They're talking about the dangers of art.
00:43:27.000 They're talking about the dangers of drawing, the dangers of a frog, the dangers of jokes, the dangers of art.
00:43:33.000 And they're anti-fascist.
00:43:35.000 Dude, if you're against art and jokes and color, you're a fucking fascist.
00:43:40.000 The lack of self-awareness is just...
00:43:44.000 All right, so keep going.
00:43:46.000 That guy comes across as pretty cool.
00:43:50.000 Again, he's just joking.
00:43:51.000 He's not going to kill anyone.
00:43:53.000 And they sort of drop this.
00:43:55.000 They pretend that allowing for Pepe to be used by a couple of Nazis will lead to deaths.
00:44:01.000 And then they just sort of forget about that.
00:44:04.000 It's such a haphazard logic.
00:44:07.000 You know how you have to hire a continuity expert when you do movies to make sure the glass is at the same proper height for the different shots.
00:44:14.000 And if he picks a scab and it bleeds, then it has to be blood there for every shot after that in that particular scene.
00:44:21.000 They should have to have a logic expert.
00:44:22.000 Well, they shouldn't have to.
00:44:24.000 I'm not a fascist, but they should make it a thing where they have a logic expert that goes, yeah, the whole premise of this, Pepe leads to people dying.
00:44:33.000 You really got to flesh that out a little more.
00:44:35.000 Because there's a lot more deaths associated with a lot more stuff.
00:44:39.000 You got two shootings that sort of might be loosely linked to Pepe.
00:44:44.000 There's a lot of other shit there.
00:44:46.000 Okay, jump ahead.
00:44:47.000 Now I'm sick of this guy.
00:44:49.000 They really get into the minutiae of it.
00:44:51.000 Then this dude, who's like a fucking Harry Potter expert, he's an expert in magic and the paranormal.
00:45:00.000 Occultist and scholar.
00:45:02.000 Fuck off, nerd.
00:45:03.000 Donald Trump's invisible running, man.
00:45:04.000 Encyclopedia of Natural Magic.
00:45:09.000 You're not.
00:45:09.000 World's worst authorities in this fucking movie.
00:45:12.000 Okay, jump ahead.
00:45:15.000 Created by a friend of mine, and he's a really sweet artist, and it doesn't mean this thing that it transformed into.
00:45:21.000 And she was just sort of like, I believe it doesn't mean this thing that it's transformed into.
00:45:28.000 You've let it mean that.
00:45:30.000 You have a myopic.
00:45:31.000 This is what I talk about when I say not see glasses.
00:45:34.000 Not see glasses.
00:45:35.000 What's this guy got to say?
00:45:36.000 You beat the media.
00:45:37.000 You flood the zone with shit.
00:45:39.000 Well, these people are flooding the zone with shit so that you don't know what's real or what's not.
00:45:44.000 It's called joking around.
00:45:46.000 Look at this shit.
00:45:54.000 And it's just a given.
00:45:55.000 I've noticed this with the left, and especially comedians.
00:45:57.000 It's just a given to them that Alex Jones is pure evil.
00:46:00.000 So when you say, look, Pepe was on Infowars or he's in the background of an Alex Jones meme, it's just a given.
00:46:06.000 Same with Trump.
00:46:07.000 It's just a given that that's horrific.
00:46:10.000 They don't even have to back it up.
00:46:11.000 They've never watched Alex Jones outside of a quick clip.
00:46:16.000 So this guy is just using Alex Jones and Trump as proof that everything's ruined.
00:46:21.000 Trump frames his language in terms of winners and losers.
00:46:25.000 Yeah, and you're losers.
00:46:27.000 That's why they hate all this shit, because they know they're losers deep down.
00:46:30.000 They got wedgied.
00:46:32.000 This is all wedgie politics.
00:46:35.000 I got to write you things down.
00:46:36.000 Wedgie politics, that's a good one.
00:46:38.000 And the only way you're going to get a lot of people are displacing someone else.
00:46:42.000 Then you start getting these ideas like, well, maybe I'm at the bottom because this group of people.
00:46:47.000 Okay, so as soon as you dare to have winners and losers, then you get into supremacy and you think Jews and blacks are below you or Jews are forcing you. 0.57
00:46:56.000 So should we abolish it in sports?
00:46:58.000 Should we not?
00:46:59.000 Look, that's a keck flag. 0.86
00:47:00.000 It's based on the Egyptian frog god.
00:47:03.000 It's called having fun.
00:47:05.000 No, it's dangerous.
00:47:07.000 You can't have...
00:47:08.000 That guy just literally said you can't have winners and losers.
00:47:12.000 Good news for the Mets.
00:47:17.000 My baseball team doesn't suck.
00:47:21.000 We don't do scores in our house.
00:47:25.000 Oh no, they used Pepe to mock Hillary. 1.00
00:47:29.000 Should we also ban gifts?
00:47:32.000 They're used to mock Hillary. 1.00
00:47:34.000 They summoned Kek, and an occultist says that's dangerous because he's an expert on natural magic. 0.87
00:47:40.000 What the fuck?
00:47:41.000 How did we get here?
00:47:42.000 This is chick logic. 0.98
00:47:43.000 It really is.
00:47:44.000 Men are using women brains. 1.00
00:47:46.000 Okay, keep going forward here.
00:47:48.000 Oh, this is a super weird part.
00:47:50.000 So they say they summon the power of Kek to make Hillary fall and she fell. 0.94
00:47:58.000 Pardon moi?
00:47:59.000 What?
00:48:01.000 So now we're getting dangerous.
00:48:02.000 Now it's the occultists are getting involved and they're using black magic via dead Egyptian gods like Kek. 0.86
00:48:12.000 Wow.
00:48:13.000 Okay, keep going.
00:48:15.000 The hashtag save Pepe.
00:48:18.000 Oh, yeah.
00:48:18.000 So this is the day.
00:48:20.000 So then he decides he's going to work with the ADL and the SPLC and the ACLU and all these groups.
00:48:27.000 Look, I love everyone.
00:48:29.000 I'm going to take back Pepe.
00:48:31.000 Yeah, go nuts, dude.
00:48:32.000 It's just a drawing.
00:48:33.000 It's just a vessel.
00:48:35.000 And so they go, nice try.
00:48:39.000 But he honestly thinks, with tons of funding from the ADL, that if they keep drawing him being groovy, then people will love him again, which just makes people make fun of him.
00:48:49.000 Like, dude, your comic that you put Pepe in was a comedy.
00:48:54.000 It was a joke comic, and it was super funny and chill.
00:48:58.000 And you've become the most humorless person on earth.
00:49:02.000 So this guy's a big meme guy, boring, boring.
00:49:04.000 Pedestrian and basic.
00:49:09.000 The internet joke kind of changed.
00:49:12.000 So now they're positive that memes and Pepe got Trump elected, which is the worst thing imaginable.
00:49:17.000 Like, if Matt had any balls, they'd see that Trump is funny.
00:49:21.000 And it's not the end of the world that he was elected.
00:49:24.000 And if you had 1% influence, or let's go crazy and say 2% influence on the election, big fucking deal.
00:49:31.000 Is Richard Spencer getting sucker punched, their favorite thing?
00:49:40.000 Listen, they get so exhilarated by that sucker punch.
00:49:43.000 Imagine you being such a pussy, such a wedgied fucking loser that you cream your jeans over a sucker punch to a guy you vehemently disagree with. 1.00
00:49:52.000 Imagine being such a pussy that ideas petrified you. 1.00
00:49:55.000 Richard Spencer is never going to round up blacks and put them on cruise ships back to Africa.
00:50:00.000 Who cares if that's what he wants?
00:50:04.000 Be more concerned about pedophiles and what they want.
00:50:06.000 They can actually carry it out.
00:50:09.000 Blacks ain't getting on no motherfucking cruise ship. 1.00
00:50:12.000 Matt just came to me and he said, hey, I'm going to draw a comic strip with Pepe in it and I'm going to kill him.
00:50:17.000 Oh yeah, there's another completely frivolous pussy move. 1.00
00:50:20.000 I mean, he keeps playing his hand and being such a wimp.
00:50:23.000 So first he has the peaceman and he wants everyone to draw Pepe with love and rainbows, which all that did was raise more money for the ADL.
00:50:30.000 They love shit like this.
00:50:31.000 Go ahead.
00:50:33.000 Keep doing frivolous gestures.
00:50:35.000 So then, and this, I remember this was in the news for like an hour.
00:50:39.000 He draws a comic strip and kills Pepe.
00:50:42.000 Like all we're learning is that the guy who did that cool frog we all love is a pussy. 0.99
00:50:47.000 It's like when Proud Boys were wearing Fred Perry and the press, the wedgie police, that's what they are.
00:50:52.000 They're the wedgie police.
00:50:53.000 We're learning these terms together as they come out of my mouth.
00:50:56.000 It's divine intervention.
00:50:57.000 It's keck.
00:51:02.000 The pussy police decided that Fred Perry was a problem because Proud Boys were wearing them. 0.93
00:51:08.000 So they contacted the head of Fred Perry in Canada and said, do you support this hate group?
00:51:13.000 They didn't phrase it correctly, right?
00:51:14.000 So he goes, shit, I don't want to lose money.
00:51:16.000 Do you support this hate group wearing your Fred Perry's?
00:51:18.000 And he goes, no, we disavow them.
00:51:20.000 That's disgusting.
00:51:21.000 We work very hard to make sure that we're not associated with hate.
00:51:24.000 And then they would put that on us and go, how do you feel that Fred Perry hates you?
00:51:28.000 And you're like, first of all, Fred Perry's a dead tennis player.
00:51:31.000 Secondly, what kind of loser cares what the CEO of a clothing company thinks of him?
00:51:37.000 Like Levis can burn effigies of me in their front office and say, get Gavin away from our pants.
00:51:44.000 I wouldn't give a flying fuck.
00:51:47.000 Oh, no, I can't wear at Chuck Taylor's anymore.
00:51:49.000 Chuck Taylor doesn't like me.
00:51:52.000 It's like sort of like when they were talking about politicians, they go, Trump doesn't care about you.
00:51:59.000 They said it about who's the other Mitt Romney?
00:52:02.000 Mitt Romney doesn't care about you.
00:52:04.000 Yeah, good.
00:52:04.000 I don't want politicians to care about me, I don't need to be coddled by the people around me.
00:52:09.000 I don't need a mommy, I don't need to be under your wing, I don't want to be near your wing, I don't want the government to know where I live.
00:52:15.000 I don't care if they care about me or not, don't know about me.
00:52:18.000 I don't want, I'm not on the cons, I'm not on the census.
00:52:22.000 Okay, so keep going.
00:52:23.000 So they killed Pepe like that meant anything.
00:52:30.000 Okay, this keeps going.
00:52:32.000 Boring, skip ahead, skip ahead.
00:52:34.000 So this guy has, then they, there's no cohesion to this thing, it's just all over the place.
00:52:38.000 So now they have Pepe Bitcoin.
00:52:40.000 This guy has a lot of Pepe Bitcoin.
00:52:41.000 That's nice.
00:52:42.000 That could have been mentioned when you're talking about how popular it became.
00:52:45.000 Keep going.
00:52:49.000 Homer Pepe.
00:52:50.000 That sounds dangerous.
00:52:51.000 Oh, so then this is weird.
00:52:53.000 He has to sit down with this committee and they talk about what he's done.
00:52:58.000 And can you live with yourself?
00:52:59.000 Do you ever...
00:53:00.000 Because that's the other funny thing about this documentary.
00:53:02.000 Not only is this guy stupid enough to think he ruined the world and gave Nazis the weapons to gas Jews in World War II, but he has all these people around him who it's beneficial for them to promote that bullshit narrative because they get funding.
00:53:18.000 Like there's a whole group.
00:53:19.000 I think the ADL paid for it.
00:53:20.000 I'm not sure.
00:53:22.000 Who sits there and goes through billions of memes and tries to discern patterns.
00:53:26.000 And they meet him and sit down with him and talk about what he's done.
00:53:29.000 And they say, do you feel any guilt for what you've done?
00:53:33.000 So it's one thing for someone to have this stupid thought, but to have it constantly bombarded, to be constantly bombarded with it by the people around you isn't helping things.
00:53:47.000 Okay, so this is supposed to be a huge deal.
00:53:50.000 You ready for this?
00:53:53.000 A children's book was coming out that was pro-Trump.
00:53:57.000 Now, in Matt's terrible mind and his stupid partner's pathetic shit for a brain, it's this is the end of the world.
00:54:05.000 Because he has a daughter and this book is a hate book that has a frog in it named Pepe.
00:54:11.000 It's not a hate book, you fucking losers.
00:54:13.000 It was a mildly conservative book that was about pro-America values.
00:54:18.000 No, it's anti-immigrant and it's racist and it's sexist and it's anti-Semitic.
00:54:22.000 No, it isn't.
00:54:23.000 So this loser gets so parent. 0.53
00:54:26.000 This is the only time he comes to life.
00:54:27.000 He's like, now they're hurting kids.
00:54:29.000 And so he sues them and it prevents the book.
00:54:31.000 And this is a big heroic moment when he goes into the law office.
00:54:34.000 He sues them and they don't put out the book.
00:54:38.000 Okay.
00:54:40.000 It's a children's book.
00:54:41.000 Children's books sell usually around 800 copies.
00:54:44.000 If you're not in the top 1%, you have a pile of children's books in your basement because they had to print 10,000 and you sold 1,200.
00:54:53.000 Children's books are notoriously money losers.
00:54:56.000 So congratulations.
00:54:58.000 You stopped the fucking money loser.
00:55:00.000 Probably did the guy a favor, actually.
00:55:03.000 So keep going.
00:55:04.000 They talk about the copyright, blah, blah, blah.
00:55:06.000 Later on, they sue Alex Jones for this poster because Pepe's in it.
00:55:11.000 And Alex Jones, it's an undisclosed fee.
00:55:13.000 It's probably like $9,000.
00:55:18.000 Maybe on the off, the highest I could go would be $3,540.
00:55:24.000 That's crazy, but $40,000.
00:55:26.000 And God knows how much time and effort and bullshit this poor bastard has wasted on this paranoia.
00:55:32.000 Like, look, this is, by the way, this pissed me off.
00:55:35.000 Why aren't I in this?
00:55:37.000 Trump gets two?
00:55:38.000 Matt Drudge, how did that turn out for you?
00:55:41.000 He's stabbing you in the back as we speak.
00:55:43.000 One of Diamond and Silk.
00:55:44.000 Coulter, obviously.
00:55:47.000 What's her name?
00:55:49.000 Kellyanne Conway.
00:55:50.000 Okay.
00:55:51.000 Milo's always in these.
00:55:53.000 I'm only occasionally in these.
00:55:56.000 And I seem to be in these less and less as I get more and more banned.
00:55:59.000 That hurt my feelings.
00:56:00.000 You have hurt me today.
00:56:03.000 I sent you when I was in, actually, Ryan.
00:56:06.000 But I don't know why I'm saying that.
00:56:08.000 Yeah, I think my megalomania is starting to affect the pace of the show here.
00:56:13.000 Yeah, see, this is what we want more of.
00:56:15.000 G-Dog, Hillary Scared, our man, Steve Bannon, who stabbed Roger in the back.
00:56:20.000 Okay, get him out of there.
00:56:22.000 And Sean Hannity, sort of.
00:56:24.000 Okay, maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all.
00:56:28.000 So this is getting tedious here.
00:56:30.000 Let's jump ahead.
00:56:32.000 So he stuck it to Alex Jones.
00:56:34.000 By the way, Alex Jones knows that these are public, so he totally hams it up.
00:56:38.000 And this is worth 35, 40 grand for him in advertising.
00:56:43.000 He kind of did a good cop, bad cop thing on me.
00:56:45.000 He was like, so you like Beavers and Butthead?
00:56:48.000 Too much round stupid.
00:56:49.000 Yes.
00:56:50.000 But then he was all kind of like, let's get him.
00:56:54.000 40.
00:56:55.000 And they did.
00:56:55.000 They destroyed you because you have no testosterone.
00:56:57.000 You've never been in a fight and you don't understand confrontation.
00:57:00.000 So what Alex's awesome lawyers did here is they showed Matt ripping off all kinds of icons like RoboCop fucking a chick from behind, Terminator.
00:57:11.000 Matt doing tons and tons of what everyone was doing with Pepe, which was taking it out of context.
00:57:18.000 He has dozens of examples of this.
00:57:20.000 So Matt, your case sucks, which is why you got so little money.
00:57:23.000 I'll be stunned if he made 40.
00:57:26.000 Absolutely.
00:57:27.000 An original character that's based on a hot dog man.
00:57:31.000 Part man, part hot dog.
00:57:33.000 It's clear what all this is.
00:57:34.000 The movie has to try to make him look cool, but you're just watching God get Lambasted.
00:57:38.000 Let's hear what Alex has to say.
00:57:42.000 Part man, part hot dog.
00:57:44.000 It's clear what all this is.
00:57:45.000 People can say Jones is using a Wax Primace symbol when it's not.
00:57:48.000 It's a way of saying I'm a Wax Primace. 0.98
00:57:50.000 So it's a way of defaming me and acting like I stole something all the same time.
00:57:55.000 It's just God.
00:57:56.000 Evil.
00:57:58.000 That is just evil.
00:58:00.000 Is that Big Bird?
00:58:02.000 Yes.
00:58:03.000 31 is not Grimace?
00:58:05.000 No.
00:58:05.000 So those aren't derivations of the hamburgler?
00:58:08.000 Oh, these guys?
00:58:09.000 Yes.
00:58:10.000 Do you mean Mare McCheese?
00:58:13.000 And you got to go.
00:58:14.000 They're trying to make it look like he stuck it to the lawyer while he's getting fucked over by the lawyer.
00:58:18.000 Anyway, just jump ahead here.
00:58:22.000 We are in it for a split second.
00:58:24.000 Marry your wife. 0.96
00:58:25.000 Be a father, you fucking pussy. 0.97
00:58:29.000 There's our boy Mark Rendazza.
00:58:32.000 This is more than I've ever made on the Boys Club comic book.
00:58:36.000 yeah, we know comic books don't make any money, dude.
00:58:38.000 To make more than you made on the boys' club comic book, you probably made $2,200 on the boys' club comic.
00:58:46.000 Peace.
00:58:47.000 Keep going.
00:58:51.000 So, ADL.
00:58:52.000 Oh, yeah, this is a funny part.
00:58:54.000 He asked the ADL to take it off the hate symbol list.
00:58:57.000 Like, anyone gives a fuck about the ADL.
00:58:59.000 Could you be more of a boomer, please?
00:59:01.000 Wedgie politics is boomer politics. 0.99
00:59:04.000 And the ADL is just like, no.
00:59:06.000 Okay, well, that was a good meeting.
00:59:11.000 You want the SPLC to fuck off.
00:59:12.000 You want the ADL to fuck off.
00:59:13.000 You have to sue them, you stupid loser.
00:59:16.000 So then they have Trump winning.
00:59:18.000 And this is supposed to give you nightmares.
00:59:20.000 Oh, my God.
00:59:21.000 Someone who likes Q also likes Pepe.
00:59:23.000 Oh, what am I going to do?
00:59:24.000 So this is the apocalypse right now.
00:59:26.000 Look, they're yelling and shoving.
00:59:28.000 Look, look, look.
00:59:28.000 Isn't this awesome?
00:59:29.000 They're yelling and shoving a black lady. 0.99
00:59:32.000 Yeah, they're yelling at and shoving a black lady because she came to that rally to fuck with them. 1.00
00:59:38.000 Imagine I went to a rap show to fuck with them and I was there in the pit with all the guys going to see the Wu-Tang clan to, I don't know, wreck the Wu-Tang Clan concert.
00:59:48.000 Do you think I would just get shoved out of the way casually?
00:59:51.000 No, I'd be fucking dead.
00:59:54.000 Imagine I went to a rap show with a Blue Lives Matter flag addressed as a cop saying, fuck you.
01:00:01.000 This rap show is bullshit.
01:00:02.000 You guys don't care about cops.
01:00:04.000 Okay, this is why I'm doing this whole video.
01:00:05.000 This is the funniest part.
01:00:07.000 So Chinese people are using it in the Hong Kong Revolution. 0.79
01:00:14.000 This is where the logician comes in to the movie making process and goes, guys, this should show you that it's not racist.
01:00:23.000 Chinese people are not white supremacists.
01:00:26.000 You know what Hong Kong people are?
01:00:29.000 They're nationalists.
01:00:30.000 They love Hong Kong.
01:00:32.000 They love Donald Trump.
01:00:34.000 They wear MAGA hats because they identify with American nationalists.
01:00:39.000 And you know how I said a tiny sliver uses Pepe for their Nazi shit?
01:00:44.000 I will concede that the majority of Pepe fans, probably 75%, are American nationalists.
01:00:51.000 What's the matter with that?
01:00:53.000 These dummies, these wedgy faggots, don't even know what nationalism is. 1.00
01:00:58.000 It's a totally natural function.
01:01:00.000 Japanese nationalists, Hawaiian, not Hawaiian, but Canadian nationalists, it's a good place to be.
01:01:04.000 You start with love of your family.
01:01:06.000 That goes to love of your community.
01:01:08.000 That goes to love of your country.
01:01:09.000 And eventually, of course, love of your entire culture, the West.
01:01:12.000 So Hong Kong doesn't like Chinese communists.
01:01:20.000 They are nationalists who oppose communism.
01:01:23.000 But this movie and poor pathetic Matt makes it out, and this weirdo who's never had a blowjob, they make it out to be finally Pepe was turning around and he was being used in China to fight authoritarianism.
01:01:37.000 Turn it up for a second.
01:01:46.000 Yeah, so they think all of a sudden Pepe's doing a 180-degree turn and now he's against authoritarianism like he's against Trump.
01:01:53.000 No, he's against commies, dumbass.
01:01:55.000 This is totally consistent with what Pepe is.
01:01:58.000 Pepe is a fuck you to the establishment.
01:02:01.000 And if you're an artist and a comedian and a cartoonist, you should get the fuck you to the establishment.
01:02:06.000 Trump is not the establishment.
01:02:08.000 Yeah, but he's the king.
01:02:09.000 Okay, what does being the king mean if everyone in the castle is plotting to murder you and you have a sword of Damocles?
01:02:17.000 That's the origin of the term sword of Damocles.
01:02:20.000 That was the king of Rome.
01:02:22.000 I think.
01:02:23.000 It was a Greek king who, Rome's in Italy.
01:02:27.000 You get what I'm saying.
01:02:29.000 Had a sword constantly hanging over his head because people wanted to kill him because he was the king.
01:02:34.000 Drain the swamp.
01:02:35.000 The swamp doesn't like him.
01:02:36.000 Trump got 2% of the votes in DC because both the right and the left, the establishment, hate him.
01:02:43.000 This is all melodramatic scenes.
01:02:45.000 We went swimming.
01:02:46.000 Despite it all, we managed to swim and hold hands.
01:02:49.000 By the way, who holds hands with your male friends when you're jumping like a foot?
01:02:55.000 Maybe off a cliff, and even that is super gay. 1.00
01:02:59.000 But who holds hands to jump in?
01:03:01.000 Look, there's a light at the end of the rainbow.
01:03:04.000 Rainbow, I have no balls.
01:03:07.000 Last time I talked.
01:03:08.000 Okay, have we made it to the end yet?
01:03:10.000 I was sick of them, but now I like drawing them again.
01:03:13.000 Oh, good.
01:03:14.000 You found peace.
01:03:16.000 Anyway, I was combing the movie for us.
01:03:20.000 I guess we missed it, but there was a scene.
01:03:21.000 I'll dig it up after this, where they show our party.
01:03:24.000 And it's such a perfect example of the idiocy of hating Trump supporters and anyone who likes Pepe is you're just hating fun.
01:03:32.000 Not all fun is anti-fucking jock, anti-American pussy shit.
01:03:39.000 Some fun accepts Trump.
01:03:42.000 Some fun accepts ACDC and fucking Willie Nelson and Johnny Cash and Jetskis and Mullets and wraparound sunglasses.
01:03:51.000 You don't own fun, you fucking wimps.
01:04:03.000 All I want to do is fight.
01:04:07.000 Yeah, do you have the clip from the movie?
01:04:09.000 They show this briefly.
01:04:10.000 This is how horrible life can be if you draw a frog.
01:04:14.000 These people are in New York City.
01:04:16.000 They rented out a bar called the Gaslight, which is now bankrupt, possibly because it dared do this.
01:04:21.000 We all wore Hawaiian shirts.
01:04:22.000 This is the beginning of the Margarita Boys, really.
01:04:26.000 What is that?
01:04:29.000 Shows some hair on the ground.
01:04:31.000 Okay.
01:04:36.000 This is supposed to give you nightmares, by the way.
01:04:39.000 Oh, it did.
01:04:40.000 This.
01:04:41.000 Look, there's Alan.
01:04:44.000 So that's a different party.
01:04:45.000 So for a split second, they show our Hawaiian-themed party.
01:04:49.000 And look, he's pouring a beer in his head like this.
01:04:52.000 That's our buddy Al.
01:04:55.000 And you go, these are your enemies, Matt and Arthur, like this is your idea of hell.
01:05:03.000 We're in New York City, partying our asses off, having a gay old time. 0.88
01:05:07.000 And like, show the other picture I showed where they picked me all up.
01:05:11.000 This is your nightmare.
01:05:16.000 This is your nightmare.
01:05:17.000 Oh, no.
01:05:19.000 I should get that framed.
01:05:20.000 Oh, no.
01:05:22.000 People who like my frog also like Trump.
01:05:26.000 That's the end of the fucking world.
01:05:30.000 Like, all those dudes that were there that night are super funny dudes.
01:05:33.000 We had the bad guy from Mad Max there.
01:05:35.000 Remember him?
01:05:36.000 Yeah, Master Blaster, or one of those guys?
01:05:38.000 Yeah.
01:05:39.000 Yeah, no, not Master Blaster, Retard. 1.00
01:05:44.000 Largonius Sarconius or some Latin name like that.
01:05:47.000 Yeah, the big guy.
01:05:48.000 Yeah, he was like the main commander in Thunderdome.
01:05:51.000 He was a bodybuilder who does that character for fun.
01:05:55.000 And it was like a very comedy-heavy night.
01:05:59.000 Martin Skrelly was there.
01:06:02.000 It was awesome.
01:06:03.000 We had the Tony Soprano room.
01:06:04.000 You fucking dumb losers.
01:06:06.000 You're so paranoid about racism, which is really what all of this, this and Pepe, is about.
01:06:12.000 It's about your paranoia.
01:06:14.000 That's the irony.
01:06:16.000 And, you know, when you did the rainbow thing and they mocked you, they weren't saying faggots suck and they're going to hell.
01:06:21.000 They were saying all this shit is lame.
01:06:24.000 It's stupid and we're not falling for it.
01:06:26.000 All this woke capitalism where on one side you have Nike with Black Lives Matter and on the other side of the building, it's all boarded up with plywood because they're petrified of blacks. 1.00
01:06:36.000 Like we're calling bullshit on your shit.
01:06:47.000 Great night.
01:06:47.000 This is Paul Basile's video.
01:06:51.000 Yeah, that was a great night.
01:06:52.000 That ruled.
01:06:53.000 It's one of the funnest nights of my life.
01:06:56.000 I like accepted the loss already.
01:06:58.000 I was like, this is me too.
01:07:00.000 I wasn't that optimistic.
01:07:01.000 Me neither.
01:07:02.000 And then he starts turning state by state, and we're like, it started feeling weird inside.
01:07:06.000 I was kind of ignoring this screen, and then people were going, hey, he just flipped another state.
01:07:10.000 Oh, there's black guys there, but I thought they're all white supremacists.
01:07:13.000 Talib Starks.
01:07:15.000 Yep.
01:07:16.000 Statistically.
01:07:17.000 Statistically.
01:07:18.000 All right, that's enough.
01:07:19.000 I'm scared of people getting doxed now.
01:07:21.000 By the way, I've had this on my desk all day.
01:07:23.000 Moneyball with the Mets just got bought.
01:07:25.000 So the Will Pons are finally gone, the shitty owners.
01:07:27.000 I'm so mad at the Mets for walking off on that game.
01:07:30.000 So I don't talk about the Mets much anymore.
01:07:33.000 But this doesn't matter anymore because winners and losers, if you talk about winners and losers, what happens is you start thinking you're better than other people.
01:07:42.000 And once you do that, it gets into eugenics and genocide. 0.69
01:07:45.000 And we have World War III and Nazis are back. 0.93
01:07:47.000 So from now on, there's no scores.
01:07:49.000 And the Mets are just as good as any other team.
01:07:53.000 Isn't that easy?
01:07:54.000 Isn't that nice?
01:07:57.000 Can I mention this?
01:07:58.000 That HBO Max...
01:08:00.000 Ryan has an announcement to make.
01:08:01.000 While I'm talking about Proud Boys in this documentary, Ryan goes, but I was on a thing too.
01:08:09.000 No, it's his segue.
01:08:10.000 A multiracial white supremacist was in a HBO Max trailer.
01:08:16.000 The first frame of the thing.
01:08:18.000 Because I'd seen this before, I skipped around it, and I was like, it caught my eye when I was like, that's fucking me, dude.
01:08:24.000 With Hodge, the guy who did the copper cab dock, filming it.
01:08:29.000 So you worked at Action Park, right?
01:08:31.000 Yeah, I did a couple of things.
01:08:33.000 There's an interview I'll never show you, like a little opening day thing that I hosted.
01:08:38.000 Oh, we have to see that.
01:08:40.000 No.
01:08:40.000 Oh, we're seeing that.
01:08:41.000 It's not good.
01:08:42.000 It's embarrassing and stupid.
01:08:44.000 Yeah, thanks.
01:08:45.000 Get it now.
01:08:48.000 Or you're fired.
01:08:49.000 This is slightly better than my stand-up.
01:08:53.000 How old are you in this?
01:08:54.000 This was a couple years ago.
01:08:55.000 You know that Johnny Knoxville did a movie about Action Park.
01:08:58.000 I did, yeah.
01:08:58.000 It was based on that.
01:08:59.000 I actually started watching it and I couldn't.
01:09:01.000 Okay, this is...
01:09:03.000 Here we go, folks.
01:09:04.000 This is terrible.
01:09:05.000 Careful what you wish for.
01:09:08.000 In 2014, they rebranded it to be Action Park for Mountain Creek.
01:09:12.000 That's when you did it?
01:09:13.000 Yep.
01:09:15.000 Did I know you in 2014?
01:09:19.000 Wait, you were old in 2014.
01:09:21.000 Yes.
01:09:22.000 2014, 2015 is when I...
01:09:24.000 Oh, there we go.
01:09:24.000 Let's hear it.
01:09:25.000 Go back.
01:09:26.000 Why do you have an African nose? 1.00
01:09:33.000 Here's John from New Jersey.
01:09:34.000 Just got here to Action Park and open up.
01:09:36.000 Are you super excited?
01:09:38.000 I am so excited to be here.
01:09:39.000 Why the Christmas church?
01:09:40.000 Because there's only one day better than Christmas.
01:09:42.000 Don't be named Action Park.
01:09:58.000 Oh, wow.
01:10:11.000 And then the shot of me jumping off the cliff.
01:10:13.000 Look at the way I jump like a total fag. 1.00
01:10:16.000 Actually, it wasn't taken from this specific video.
01:10:18.000 There was another one we did.
01:10:20.000 It's been a great thing at the opening of Action Park.
01:10:22.000 Looking forward to an exciting summer.
01:10:24.000 And if you don't mind, I'm going to jump into some of the action myself.
01:10:27.000 I hope you don't mind.
01:10:28.000 Oh, God.
01:10:29.000 No.
01:10:33.000 Hello, boys.
01:10:36.000 I'm jumping.
01:10:39.000 Wow.
01:10:42.000 Okay, let's briefly just talk about the God Emperor Trump and how horrible it is.
01:10:49.000 I saw this picture on Instagram and I thought, that's America right now.
01:10:55.000 This...
01:10:56.000 What are you doing, dude?
01:10:56.000 One, two.
01:10:59.000 This fucking crow picking.
01:11:02.000 So what eagles do apparently when this happens?
01:11:04.000 Crows have this hubris where they think they can take down a bald eagle and they can't.
01:11:08.000 So he just keeps going higher and higher and higher until the crow can't handle the lack of oxygen and just falls off and maybe dies.
01:11:17.000 Wait, I look like a weird coloration there, right?
01:11:23.000 Anyway, isn't that a perfect representation of America right now?
01:11:28.000 Like, that's America.
01:11:29.000 That's the America we're in right now.
01:11:31.000 That could be on a flag.
01:11:33.000 Get off my back.
01:11:36.000 Wedgie politics as represented by our feathered friends.
01:11:41.000 Of course, if you say that, I know people are going to say, oh, you're saying that because the crow is black and it's a white guy being attacked by a black guy.
01:11:48.000 Because that's how the media, the MSM, works.
01:11:52.000 Like 1-3.
01:11:55.000 This is how they operate.
01:11:58.000 Can't believe you shot an eagle in the ninth, sir.
01:12:00.000 Trump shot nine bald eagles.
01:12:03.000 Here was something I was shocked to see.
01:12:06.000 Did you know this?
01:12:08.000 The left, I'm back on Twitter secretly, and I'm checking out all these tweets and Instagrams.
01:12:14.000 And you know what they're bitching about? 1.00
01:12:17.000 How right-wing big tech is.
01:12:22.000 And Facebook, this is Sarah Silverman on Instagram.
01:12:25.000 Facebook is evil.
01:12:28.000 Stop hate for profit?
01:12:30.000 Ignoring repeated warnings that Facebook users were organizing to slaughter peaceful protesters is not an operational mistake.
01:12:37.000 It is complicity murder.
01:12:38.000 So according to Sarah, the biggest problem right now is that peaceful protesters are being slaughtered.
01:12:46.000 What?
01:12:47.000 Peaceful protesters like the crow we just looked at are destroying the country.
01:12:53.000 They're literally burning it down.
01:12:54.000 We're catching all of these arsonists up and down the west coast.
01:12:59.000 Those are not climate change fires.
01:13:01.000 Those are Antifa fires.
01:13:02.000 Antifa are murdering patriots like Jay Bishop.
01:13:07.000 And your takeaway is Facebook is allowing Nazis to organize mass killings.
01:13:15.000 That's not dumb.
01:13:16.000 That's mentally ill. 0.93
01:13:22.000 Hey for Profit, the hashtag does not work.
01:13:28.000 But is that what I've never seen that before?
01:13:30.000 Hate for Profit.
01:13:32.000 Are you sure?
01:13:33.000 Yeah, I just tried it three times in like 17 posts, it says.
01:13:39.000 It's not a lot.
01:13:41.000 You click and it doesn't work.
01:13:43.000 It actually killed the page.
01:13:44.000 I had to weird.
01:13:47.000 Try that at home, folks.
01:13:49.000 And then last thing I'm going to say about Trump is this campaign mocking Biden called Settle for Biden actually seems pretty plausible to me.
01:14:00.000 It's all gas, no malarkey.
01:14:02.000 Settle for Biden van.
01:14:05.000 I wonder if he could sue them for copyright.
01:14:08.000 How is he going to catch them?
01:14:10.000 They're in a van.
01:14:11.000 Better be fast.
01:14:13.000 All right.
01:14:14.000 I probably should have gone to, well, look at this one.
01:14:15.000 A C plus is better than an F. Come on, Van.
01:14:21.000 Like, we're getting to levels of clown world where jokes are difficult, which is why people are using a frog.
01:14:30.000 Have some fun for once in your life.
01:14:31.000 I should have gone right to the mailbag.
01:14:33.000 We're having a really fast-paced, fun show, and then I fucking go and ruin it with a hodgepodge of Trump bric-a-brac.
01:14:40.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.
01:14:45.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
01:14:51.000 Let me touch it.
01:14:55.000 Dear Gavin and the other guy, there was a poll thread recently that may have identified the weird little midget guy who shot the two cops in LA. 1.00
01:15:01.000 Here is him getting arrested on cops.
01:15:04.000 Okay.
01:15:06.000 And then the next clip.
01:15:12.000 He just shows the entire video?
01:15:16.000 I'm on a BMA.
01:15:16.000 We'll be on the boulevard.
01:15:19.000 Come over here for a minute, man.
01:15:22.000 Come here.
01:15:23.000 I don't.
01:15:26.000 Now, he was more bow-legged.
01:15:29.000 Oh, are you joking?
01:15:31.000 Yeah.
01:15:31.000 And here he is going nuts in LA.
01:15:36.000 No, I don't think this guy's joking because he says he has the same bow-legged waddle run.
01:15:48.000 No, the guy wasn't that kind of midget. 1.00
01:15:51.000 These midgets have short legs. 1.00
01:15:54.000 This guy just seemed very, very short.
01:15:59.000 So I can't tell if you're kidding or not, sir.
01:16:01.000 That's a joke.
01:16:03.000 He can kick himself in the head, so somebody's going to be in trouble.
01:16:06.000 Are they going to stand on your head and get hurt by your kick?
01:16:11.000 Gavin the Pest and Ryan.
01:16:13.000 My room looks like a 14-year-old girl's room, Gaylord. 0.94
01:16:15.000 I've been saying for years now that race has nothing to do with the problems of the black community, black culture, hood culture.
01:16:19.000 It's wholly responsible for the problems.
01:16:20.000 And because we've been force-fed hood culture as positive for the last 20 years, we can no longer recognize the damage it does. 0.92
01:16:26.000 I assume this is from an African-American person of color, particularly because the race card is pulled as soon as someone does recognize it.
01:16:32.000 I hate to say it, but white people have become so spineless and guilt-ridden that we're looking the other way and virtue signaling to avoid being complicit in whatever the accusation de jour is.
01:16:43.000 Fuck hood culture.
01:16:45.000 We need to return to the leaders like Booker T. Washington, MLK, even though he was a bit of a perv, and current success stories like Larry Elder and even guys like Officer Tatum instead of LeBron and the criminal gang BLM glorifies.
01:16:59.000 Love you more than a friend, S. Nothing wrong with that.
01:17:10.000 Someone's telling us to listen to the ghosty song again, the one that Cardi B ripped off, and he says the word ghost like a toad.
01:17:20.000 Oh, wow.
01:17:25.000 There's a toad in my house.
01:17:29.000 Hello from Montreal, my brothers, and I love your show.
01:17:31.000 I was wondering if you've ever read Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis.
01:17:34.000 If not, it's a book that was originally read to soldiers over radio during the Second World War, breaking down the logical reasoning behind believing in God.
01:17:41.000 I think it gives a pretty compelling argument.
01:17:43.000 Super interesting read.
01:17:45.000 Okay, I'll check that out.
01:17:46.000 Reminds me of another book a guy at the gym was telling me to read.
01:17:50.000 I think it's called A Letter to America or Letter to America.
01:18:06.000 Where'd it go?
01:18:09.000 Oh, come on. 0.87
01:18:11.000 I hate da da da. 0.81
01:18:13.000 Oh, yeah, To America, it's just called.
01:18:32.000 Okay, oh here we go.
01:18:33.000 To America subtitle Personal Reflections of a Historian?
01:18:37.000 Yeah, that sounds right.
01:18:38.000 Yeah.
01:18:40.000 Oh, it's only $215,000?
01:18:44.000 No, it's $11.99.
01:18:45.000 Okay, there we go.
01:18:46.000 How much is it?
01:18:48.000 Uh close.
01:18:50.000 $11.99 on Kindle, hardcover $17.99 paperback.
01:18:54.000 $12.99 audio CD44.
01:18:56.000 Hey, I got a letter from South Africa I wanted to read.
01:19:06.000 I don't think you got it though.
01:19:07.000 No, you're in on it.
01:19:08.000 All right, I got it.
01:19:10.000 Dear Gavin and Ryan, my dad sent me this clip this morning, and he knows the guy from his motorcycle club.
01:19:14.000 It's circulated around South African WhatsApp because they have to speak in encrypted apps in South Africa, not unlike the way we do today.
01:19:24.000 Because we've been turned into such pariahs that if we like a cartoon, the guy who drew the cartoon considers suicide.
01:19:30.000 The guy in the pink shirt, see video, that's the guy being arrested, was arrested this week.
01:19:36.000 No, you're going to want to play the audio.
01:19:39.000 Here, maybe go back and just play the audio.
01:19:41.000 It says a lot.
01:19:45.000 You want to shoot at clothes range!
01:19:53.000 Yes, it's me.
01:19:57.000 Take a video, take a picture of him.
01:20:01.000 You said you're going to shoot him at clothes range.
01:20:03.000 It's going to be snuff?
01:20:05.000 God, I hope so.
01:20:06.000 Should we warn?
01:20:07.000 Have you seen this?
01:20:08.000 I have not seen it yet.
01:20:09.000 But this whole thing was, he told the police they were traffic cops passing by his shop.
01:20:16.000 They're going in the wrong direction on a one-way street.
01:20:19.000 He said, no, no, hey, turn around.
01:20:20.000 It's one way.
01:20:21.000 One way.
01:20:22.000 So they get out, armed, and they say they're going to do an investigation.
01:20:27.000 They're going to shoot him in the face.
01:20:29.000 No, we're good.
01:20:30.000 Oh, you've seen it?
01:20:32.000 I saw the video.
01:20:33.000 It's all over.
01:20:35.000 They were screaming, Black Lives Matter. 0.99
01:20:37.000 What?
01:20:39.000 Yes, sequel!
01:20:40.000 Stand up!
01:20:41.000 He hit the house of the house!
01:20:43.000 Okay, sorry.
01:20:43.000 Listen, just pause it.
01:20:46.000 So I guess they arrested him and took him in.
01:20:47.000 According to his brother-in-law, he was taking the traffic police station.
01:20:50.000 He was severely beaten and is suffering from broken ribs after allegedly being forced to say Black Lives Matter while nailing in custody.
01:20:56.000 His son-in-law was also arrested.
01:20:58.000 Again, these are traffic police where the female officer crushed his scrotum and assaulted him with a weapon.
01:21:05.000 In the video, a Metro Kempton Park officer points his rifle at the man while at least four other men hold him to the ground and cuff him.
01:21:13.000 That's what you're just watching right now.
01:21:15.000 The Metro officer can be heard in the video saying he's going to kill this man at close range.
01:21:20.000 I'm going to shoot him now, he yells, while the female officer concurs and encourages the recording.
01:21:25.000 Take that video.
01:21:26.000 It's fine, motherfucker.
01:21:28.000 Several people are seen taking video and recording with two officers, encouraging them to put it on Twitter.
01:21:34.000 At 055, the man being arrested asks for his asthma healer before they pull him out of his workshop.
01:21:39.000 What the fuck?
01:21:40.000 My country is fucked and nobody cares.
01:21:42.000 I keep saying this, but what I grew up with 20 years ago in South Africa seems to be happening in the rest of the world now.
01:21:48.000 So much to look forward to.
01:22:07.000 These are traffic cops.
01:22:11.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, fuck. 0.52
01:22:20.000 That's a fascist dictatorship they're living in.
01:22:24.000 Did you see the footage of Zimbabwean farmers, white farmers, being welcomed back to Zimbabwe?
01:22:31.000 How about no?
01:22:32.000 I'm not coming back.
01:22:34.000 You killed my whole fucking family.
01:22:36.000 Like the slaughter of white farmers in what was then Rhodesia and is now Zimbabwe is don't Google image it, you'll puke.
01:22:42.000 And they're getting off the airport bus and everyone's jumping and cheering.
01:22:50.000 Hey, you're back.
01:22:51.000 I mean, obviously those guys were not murdering anyone.
01:22:53.000 These are probably farmhands that appreciated working on the farm.
01:23:00.000 Smart return on Thursday.
01:23:02.000 To lulations and tears of joy from former workers and their families who were also kicked out.
01:23:08.000 We are overjoyed.
01:23:09.000 We are over the moon.
01:23:11.000 We thought we would never see this day coming.
01:23:14.000 Scores of GBLAN block Zimbabweans nearly locked all the 71 years old off his feet as he and his two children step out of the car and onto their land for the first time in six months. 1.00
01:23:28.000 Getting back to the farm is given not just us but the whole community hope that it's a new Zimbabwe, a new country.
01:23:35.000 Land ownership is one of Zimbabwe's political topics.
01:23:39.000 I mean it's going to be what it was in one generation.
01:23:52.000 The breadbasket of Africa kicked in the crotch. 1.00
01:23:56.000 I don't know, man.
01:24:01.000 This is from Chaya.
01:24:04.000 The newest episode of GOML, Gavin Sing.
01:24:07.000 In the newest episode of G-O-M-L, Gavin sings Ryan Shut Up the beginning of the mailbag song.
01:24:13.000 Wow, Chaya, you gotta reread your emails.
01:24:16.000 This is how it reads verbatim.
01:24:18.000 The newest episode of G-O-M-L, Gavin sings, Ryan Shut Up, the beginning of the mailbag song.
01:24:26.000 Make it a voice drop.
01:24:27.000 11052 episode title, Cop Killers.
01:24:33.000 This doesn't sound like it's a very big deal.
01:24:34.000 And she's included her phone number.
01:24:36.000 Shut up. 0.95
01:24:39.000 Uh, no.
01:24:41.000 That's not interesting.
01:24:42.000 And you're fired from the mailbag.
01:24:45.000 Okay, last one.
01:24:47.000 Hey, Ian, sorry, it's from Ian.
01:24:49.000 Hey, Gabe and Mayor Bottoms of the Fag Zone yesterday, you thought drones with fame throwers, it says, might be setting fires. 0.97
01:24:56.000 In China, they use these to burn trash off power lines.
01:25:00.000 Check out the video.
01:25:02.000 I am familiar with this video.
01:25:04.000 Maybe you're not.
01:25:13.000 Why is that important to get off the power line?
01:25:19.000 And is that fire good for the power lines?
01:25:21.000 Yeah.
01:25:23.000 Doesn't it have like a rubber coating on it, or am I retarded? 0.88
01:25:26.000 Or both.
01:25:27.000 I think both.
01:25:29.000 Okay, there you go.
01:25:30.000 The bag's gone, and the power lines are completely fried.
01:25:37.000 Okay, this is a long one.
01:25:38.000 We'll make it the last one.
01:25:43.000 Great example of people, kids, nonetheless, getting in trouble, being brave, and fighting for what they believe in.
01:25:49.000 Oh, I saw this.
01:25:50.000 Yeah, this is two down, Ryan.
01:25:52.000 It's also from Orion.
01:25:54.000 Football players suspended from team for carrying thin blue, thin red lines.
01:25:59.000 Flags at game.
01:26:01.000 Are finding that their support for first responders is coming at a big cost.
01:26:05.000 As David Winter shows us now, the boys are walking a fine line between breaking the rules and standing up for a cause.
01:26:12.000 When the little Miami football team took the field last Friday, September 11th, some players carried alongside the American flag a thin blue line flag and a thin red line flag.
01:26:24.000 Were you trying to make some kind of a political statement here?
01:26:27.000 Yes.
01:26:28.000 Not at all.
01:26:30.000 I was just, I was doing it to honor the people that lost their lives 19 years ago.
01:26:35.000 Brady Williams was holding the thin blue line flag.
01:26:39.000 His father is a policeman, and he says he wanted to honor all the lost their lives trying to save others on 9-11.
01:26:46.000 I was all for it.
01:26:47.000 Why?
01:26:48.000 Because my dad is a firefighter.
01:26:51.000 Jared Bentley carried the thin red line flag.
01:26:54.000 The problem is the boys had asked the school permission prior to the game and they were denied and told if they defied the order, there would be consequences.
01:27:04.000 Listen, I don't care what my consequences are.
01:27:06.000 As long as my message gets across, I'll be happy.
01:27:09.000 Brady and his friends have not heard more like Brady.
01:27:13.000 It's controversial on 9-11 to support the cops and the firemen who died.
01:27:17.000 By the way, I was mad that I was seeing FDMY hats on the Yankees and not NYPD hats.
01:27:22.000 There was NYPD hats on the Yankees.
01:27:25.000 And, to be fair, on 9-11, we lost about 340 firefighters and only about 40 NYPD.
01:27:32.000 Not to trivialize those NYPD things, but I took it as a fuck you to the cops to only have FDMY, but that was not the case.
01:27:38.000 We are sorry.
01:27:40.000 It will not happen again.
01:27:44.000 That was so newsy.
01:27:45.000 Wow.
01:27:45.000 Yeah.
01:27:46.000 Also, on a previous broadcast, I said the word, well, I'm not going to repeat the words, but they started with N and ended with Igger Faggot. 1.00
01:27:54.000 I deeply regret that mistake, and it will not happen again.
01:28:01.000 I apologize to anyone out there who I've offended, and it did not stand up to the usual standards of this network.
01:28:08.000 Well, we got a cold winter coming in here.
01:28:10.000 They got a frontline.
01:28:11.000 Weather is not what it used to be.
01:28:13.000 The summer seems to be coming to a close.
01:28:15.000 We're going to go to Ryan and his fag bag. 0.99
01:28:18.000 Oh, there we go again.
01:28:20.000 About three seconds ago, I used a term that I don't use.
01:28:24.000 It does not reflect how I feel about the gay community.
01:28:26.000 And I deeply apologize.
01:28:28.000 I feel like a complete fucking nigger saying, oh, okay. 1.00
01:28:34.000 About five seconds ago, I said a word that does not represent who I am.
01:28:38.000 It does not represent my values.
01:28:40.000 And it does not represent the values of this network.
01:28:43.000 So like a lot of these cunts out there, okay. 0.99
01:28:47.000 Ready for the weather, this is not going great.
01:28:50.000 I have Tourette's, and one of the problems with Tourette's is you say things you regret.
01:28:56.000 None of those words represent how I feel.
01:28:58.000 I'm sorry if I've offended anyone.
01:29:00.000 Let's go to the final video, not the weather.
01:29:02.000 We're going to have to skip the weather because my apologies filled up the weather spot.
01:29:06.000 So if there's a tornado headed your way, made of fire, you will not know.
01:29:12.000 This is one of my favorite Instagrams.
01:29:15.000 Crime faces.
01:29:16.000 It's done beautifully.
01:29:19.000 And I don't think they're lying.
01:29:21.000 When I first saw this, I thought, wait, what's the next one?
01:29:23.000 They usually do the real one next.
01:29:26.000 Go to the next video.
01:29:31.000 You guys want to be my first kiss?
01:29:35.000 What?
01:29:36.000 Do you want to do my first kiss?
01:29:37.000 Hey, I'll tell you what.
01:29:39.000 Okay, so stop.
01:29:40.000 We're ruining the surprise.
01:29:41.000 So they weren't lying in the first video.
01:29:44.000 You'll see it now.
01:29:45.000 He really did say that.
01:29:46.000 I thought they were maybe taking a Black Lives Matter sign and making it funny. 0.98
01:29:50.000 But I love this because kids don't know that there's consequences.
01:29:54.000 And it's great that we have Chuck Zito as a book here.
01:29:56.000 We'll be talking about this because there's a certain school of gentlemen that don't care if you're a YouTuber and this is a prank.
01:30:04.000 Imagine taking the bet that they don't get hit in the face after this.
01:30:08.000 What kind of person would bet that there's no violence?
01:30:11.000 Well, you know that when it's on crime faces, it's going to be juicy.
01:30:14.000 This kid approaches these two dudes having soup.
01:30:17.000 The big black dude in the Arlovsky beard. 0.76
01:30:19.000 He's from Belarus.
01:30:20.000 Loaded full of tofu.
01:30:21.000 He presents a sign.
01:30:22.000 Will you be my first kiss?
01:30:24.000 Look at Arlovsky.
01:30:25.000 He knows it's about to be some shit.
01:30:26.000 So he spins around to play along.
01:30:28.000 Never before has that Imami boy been so wrong. 0.99
01:30:30.000 You didn't read this right.
01:30:31.000 He's not the play type.
01:30:33.000 Couple noodles persona.
01:30:34.000 Look at the head contraption.
01:30:36.000 Durag?
01:30:36.000 No.
01:30:37.000 T-shirt?
01:30:37.000 Maybe.
01:30:38.000 Hoodie under the security button down.
01:30:40.000 Navy.
01:30:40.000 It says a lot when they still rock the knot to the side.
01:30:43.000 He goes in for a kiss and bonsai.
01:30:46.000 Uppercut.
01:30:46.000 Good spot, y'all.
01:30:48.000 Lucky you didn't get egg dropped.
01:30:49.000 You lie in the beast, so don't get your pee split. 0.71
01:30:51.000 This is him playing around being a good sport.
01:30:54.000 He knew there was no threat.
01:30:55.000 It's just a fabric difference.
01:30:57.000 He's Carhartt Yabela Kim.
01:30:58.000 He's about 45, which means he could be 1995 certified.
01:31:02.000 He's not with the new jokes, the cute suggestive pokes.
01:31:05.000 Pause is a lifetime non-negotiable clause.
01:31:08.000 This kid approaches.
01:31:08.000 Hey, go to the other video.
01:31:09.000 I'm sorry to be anticlimactic, but was he telling the camera to get the fuck over here because he wants the footage?
01:31:13.000 I bet.
01:31:13.000 Let me hear you.
01:31:15.000 Want to be my first forward?
01:31:17.000 No.
01:31:18.000 Do you want to be my first kiss?
01:31:20.000 Hey, I'll tell you what.
01:31:22.000 This was a polite uppercut.
01:31:24.000 Kiss me?
01:31:24.000 Yeah.
01:31:26.000 I'm not going to have a problem with it.
01:31:27.000 I'm going to enjoy it.
01:31:34.000 Watch out.
01:31:36.000 Oh.
01:31:37.000 Don't do that again.
01:31:38.000 Sorry, it's a joke.
01:31:40.000 This is a joke.
01:31:41.000 Don't ever do it again.
01:31:43.000 First film in the video, man.
01:31:44.000 It's called Look Your First Kiss.
01:31:46.000 Come on, give me my first kiss.
01:31:47.000 Oh, there he is.
01:31:48.000 Oh, give me my first kiss.
01:31:51.000 That was the most polite uppercut ever.
01:31:52.000 It was just a warm.
01:31:53.000 He's risking, by the way, getting fired from the club.
01:31:55.000 And so you should.
01:31:57.000 You don't sit there and accept abuse because you're scared of getting in trouble.
01:32:02.000 You don't sit there and accept abuse because you're scared of getting fired.
01:32:05.000 Get fired.
01:32:05.000 Get in trouble.
01:32:06.000 Be brave.
01:32:07.000 And never stop fighting.