Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E39 - MAGA MARCH MADNESS [2020-11-16 - S03E39 - MAGA MARCH MADNESS]

00:00:08.000 Almost heaven, West Virginia.

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McInnes.

00:00:21.000 Life is older, older than that was John Denver, named after a beautiful city in Colorado, but there he was appeasing West Virginia.

00:00:35.000 A simpler time.

00:00:36.000 Now the left convinces that West Virginia are full of a bunch of toothless hillbillies, mountain men, and stripped mines.

00:00:44.000 But back then you could acknowledge the beauty of the middle of America.

00:00:50.000 Today in baseball, the New York Giants, no bats in this particular game, running with a very large sort of oval ball, and they beat a team from Philadelphia, which is apparently a big deal to people who watch this sport.

00:01:07.000 I think the Giants, it's the Jets that suck, right?

00:01:09.000 Just end the season?

00:01:11.000 Yeah.

00:01:11.000 Oh, yeah.

00:01:11.000 Just think.

00:01:12.000 Like the Mets must end the season.

00:01:14.000 Although we're going to kill next year, we have a new owner.

00:01:18.000 It's always going to be great.

00:01:19.000 And this is how the Mets go every year.

00:01:20.000 We win the first three games, and then we're all headed to the World Series, and then it just goes, there's an injury.

00:01:27.000 Jacob deGrom breaks his arm.

00:01:29.000 That's that.

00:01:30.000 Today's book, Plunder.

00:01:31.000 I know this looks boring.

00:01:33.000 There are no tits on the cover of this book.

00:01:36.000 It is so good.

00:01:37.000 It is a great expose on the problems with big government and why it's evil.

00:01:42.000 How public employee unions are raiding treasuries, controlling our lives, and bankrupting the nation.

00:01:47.000 And he talks about the incredible pensions of public unions.

00:01:51.000 Private unions no one cares about.

00:01:53.000 In New York, the electricians union's private.

00:01:55.000 If you want to build without union electricians, they put inflatable rat in front of your building, but that's about it.

00:02:01.000 It's the public unions where you don't have a choice.

00:02:04.000 You're held at gunpoint.

00:02:05.000 I was just talking to Alex Jones on Infowars about all this, and it's, we're at a turning point where America was designed by people who were sick of being told what to do, right?

00:02:15.000 There's two types of people in politics.

00:02:18.000 People who want to be left alone and people who won't leave them the fuck alone.

00:02:21.000 The latter group is winning right now.

00:02:24.000 And we have to get out there and show that we are the country.

00:02:27.000 The ones, and it's better for everyone.

00:02:30.000 These pagan communists that want to control everything. 1.00

00:02:32.000 We want total and utter liberty.

00:02:35.000 I've always said, I don't care if you don't help me.

00:02:37.000 Just don't hinder me.

00:02:39.000 Don't get in my way.

00:02:40.000 Move.

00:02:41.000 America's built on mobility and grit, mobilization.

00:02:44.000 There's a job in Pittsburgh.

00:02:45.000 I'm going to go work at it.

00:02:46.000 Boom.

00:02:48.000 And now we have this elitist contempt for middle America.

00:02:52.000 Like the guy I heard the other day say, a liberal saying, I wish a giant rain would come and just wash the middle of the country out to the Gulf of Mexico.

00:03:00.000 I am beyond angry.

00:03:03.000 And I just thought, that's genocide.

00:03:05.000 You're talking about murdering 200 million people.

00:03:07.000 There's so much contempt for West Virginia, for flyover states, for the Midwest, the Rust Belt, the people who made us.

00:03:16.000 Anyway, this weekend was a fantastic weekend.

00:03:19.000 I couldn't go.

00:03:20.000 I had some family stuff I won't bore you with.

00:03:23.000 It was very sad I couldn't go.

00:03:24.000 I sent my Japanese sidekick there.

00:03:27.000 And you had a good time.

00:03:30.000 It was a great time.

00:03:32.000 Mass.

00:03:34.000 Massive.

00:03:35.000 I guess.

00:03:35.000 Mass?

00:03:36.000 Massive.

00:03:37.000 Thank you.

00:03:37.000 You should write.

00:03:38.000 I did.

00:03:40.000 I wrote.

00:03:40.000 You wrote in your journal?

00:03:42.000 Yeah.

00:03:42.000 I got a little notes.

00:03:45.000 Oh, that's your journal?

00:03:46.000 What is it?

00:03:46.000 Three words?

00:03:47.000 Me like MAGA.

00:03:51.000 Cave Poems by Ryan Katsu Rivera.

00:03:55.000 This is my take on it, and this is just from obsessively staring at my phone all weekend.

00:03:59.000 If you still call Proud Boys Nazis and MAGA supporters Nazis, you're a retard. 1.00

00:04:05.000 There was silly cases to be made before this that curious people like me could instantly refute, but I understood you being uninformed.

00:04:14.000 As far as post-MAGA march, if you still believe this bullshit Nazi narrative, you're useless.

00:04:22.000 I don't have any time for you.

00:04:23.000 I give up.

00:04:24.000 You don't know what's going on.

00:04:25.000 Proud Boys behaved incredibly well.

00:04:27.000 We saw Antifa for who they are.

00:04:30.000 We saw them knock out a dude with a sucker punch, child rapist, sucker punched a guy.

00:04:34.000 We have him on the show today.

00:04:36.000 He's a friend of mine.

00:04:37.000 We both train with Larry Barnes.

00:04:40.000 That's the way you can only do a sucker punch with him.

00:04:42.000 He's all bashed up.

00:04:43.000 You'll see his destroyed face.

00:04:45.000 And it looks like America.

00:04:47.000 But should we start with your clips?

00:04:50.000 Is that exciting enough?

00:04:51.000 Sure.

00:04:51.000 Yeah, let's do that.

00:04:52.000 We got some watch Ryan and some nice little B-roll here of the march.

00:04:59.000 It was massive, so it was.

00:05:03.000 Music, happiness, live performances, people selling moch.

00:05:09.000 He's making fun of the way my youngest boy pronounces his R's.

00:05:13.000 Since I joke.

00:05:14.000 You know, more than one person I've talked to is there cried when they talk about it.

00:05:19.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:05:19.000 He definitely got a little emotional there.

00:05:21.000 Because when you just think about how far this guy has come, Trump, alone, and like it feels like he's the only politician that I've ever liked.

00:05:31.000 Yeah.

00:05:32.000 I liked Reagan.

00:05:33.000 He's not a politician.

00:05:35.000 And neither of them are politicians, really.

00:05:37.000 But I think you watch the news and you look at Twitter and you think, we're alone.

00:05:43.000 I'm the only guy out here who likes Trump.

00:05:45.000 And then you see this.

00:05:47.000 I think it was a million.

00:05:49.000 I'll go as low as 800,000 if you put a gun to my head.

00:05:52.000 But it was way, way more than anyone expected, including the patriots who organized it.

00:05:59.000 And God bless Enrique's cotton socks, by the way.

00:06:02.000 What a guy.

00:06:03.000 He has gone up against all of this bullshit media and repeatedly had the Proud Boys do the noble thing, fight in a totally defensive way, protect people.

00:06:13.000 They formed a whole circle around Alex Jones, right?

00:06:17.000 When he went to the Supreme Court.

00:06:18.000 Protected him, protecting people, not roaming the streets looking for a fight, only catching people doing wrong.

00:06:26.000 That's a challenge.

00:06:28.000 Yeah, and They actually took out, like, there was like a line of Antifa guys with their shields, and Enrique was just standing there smoking, and he was looking, he was like, What are you doing?

00:06:38.000 He's like, But they're facing this way, and he saw he was at the side of them.

00:06:42.000 He was like, I'm just going to try to take them all out.

00:06:47.000 He just ran through, and then they all fell down.

00:06:49.000 Oh, really?

00:06:50.000 Yeah, it was amazing.

00:06:51.000 Yeah, they're not used to fighting.

00:06:52.000 I noticed that when we were fighting them at NYU at my talk, it was like knocking down bowling pins.

00:06:57.000 Yeah, like there was, there's never, with Antifa, there's never a, oh, why you?

00:07:01.000 It's always like, oh, that was my first punch of my life.

00:07:05.000 Oh, yeah.

00:07:06.000 It often is.

00:07:08.000 Hence the sucker punches, right?

00:07:09.000 We have a little bit of Antifa getting pushed back.

00:07:14.000 You know, they were.

00:07:15.000 So you're going to put this all together in a censored.tv presents, but we're just sort of getting little.

00:07:19.000 Yes, you can get the vibe.

00:07:20.000 We're sampling some of the sweets.

00:07:24.000 They have those like official, like, we work near the White House type police.

00:07:28.000 Go home to mommy. 0.85

00:07:30.000 Send them home to mommy. 1.00

00:07:34.000 They did a great job for the most part.

00:07:35.000 And here's the thing that's kind of peculiar.

00:07:37.000 They didn't stop Antiva from doing bullshit, which is kind of messed up.

00:07:44.000 Like, they'd see the firework thing happen and they wouldn't do anything.

00:07:47.000 But they also didn't intervene when Proud Boys stepped in and they were like, stop doing that.

00:07:53.000 Something weird is going on with the DC police.

00:07:55.000 I bet there's a civil war going on with the top bras telling them to stand back and stand by. 1.00

00:08:00.000 Right.

00:08:01.000 And also real cops just wanting to be real cops.

00:08:03.000 Look at 1.6.

00:08:05.000 Just take a break from your clips there for a second.

00:08:09.000 This was confusing to me.

00:08:11.000 Nope, that's your email.

00:08:13.000 Well, that's just a blank screen.

00:08:15.000 No?

00:08:16.000 1.6.

00:08:18.000 1.6.

00:08:19.000 It's like a 16-year-old, you know, sweet 16.

00:08:22.000 Ah.

00:08:22.000 Consignera.

00:08:23.000 Yeah.

00:08:26.000 Now, Dan Bongino's background is law enforcement, wasn't he?

00:08:30.000 Military?

00:08:32.000 So he knows every cop in the world.

00:08:34.000 Hearing from a solid source that D.C. police were being urged to ticket or arrest Trump supporters at yesterday's rally for minor infractions to advance the fairy tale that Trump supporters are the violent ones, not the Antifa BLM terrorists.

00:08:51.000 So that's not saying cops are dicks.

00:08:53.000 That's saying cops were told to be dicks.

00:08:55.000 They were great.

00:08:56.000 They're actually, they were supportive.

00:08:58.000 They were hanging out.

00:08:58.000 Wait a minute.

00:08:59.000 Wait a minute.

00:08:59.000 What's 1-7?

00:09:00.000 This one is bad, I think.

00:09:02.000 This is when they were told to send Trump people through BLM Antifa.

00:09:09.000 Video, DC blocked off Trump supporters.

00:09:12.000 Hello?

00:09:14.000 Video, DC blocked off Trump supporters and forced them to walk through BLM mob where they knew they'd be attacked.

00:09:45.000 Hey, that guy in the white blue shirt.

00:09:47.000 See him?

00:09:48.000 Yeah.

00:09:49.000 I see him get attacked.

00:09:50.000 Look.

00:09:51.000 Oh yeah.

00:09:54.000 Look at that.

00:09:55.000 That's evidence right there.

00:09:57.000 Cops said you can't come through here.

00:09:59.000 And then they fed them to the lions.

00:10:01.000 The hyenas.

00:10:12.000 Oh, that's a fast cameraman.

00:10:14.000 See that?

00:10:14.000 Remember that girl in the orange shower cap?

00:10:16.000 You see her a lot.

00:10:18.000 Look at this.

00:10:22.000 I don't get why this guy in the gray is like escorting.

00:10:25.000 I guess he's saying stop fighting him.

00:10:28.000 But he's almost like a bodyguard.

00:10:30.000 You can tell that guy just got punched in the eye.

00:10:32.000 The Trump dude in the boobs.

00:10:34.000 Did he get sprayed too?

00:10:36.000 I don't know.

00:10:37.000 Put it so spray.

00:10:38.000 Look at this dude with the helmet.

00:10:44.000 Look.

00:10:46.000 She stole my buddy's phone. 1.00

00:10:47.000 The guy we have on the show.

00:10:48.000 She stole his phone. 0.93

00:10:49.000 Look at the impunity.

00:10:52.000 She just knows she's not going to get caught.

00:10:53.000 She knows there'll be no punishment.

00:10:55.000 Look at that other dude with the sweatshirt just hanging around him like a weird zombie.

00:11:01.000 They're just like waiting for a moment.

00:11:03.000 Look, look at him nudge him.

00:11:04.000 He's waiting for a moment of weakness.

00:11:11.000 Look, there she comes in again. 1.00

00:11:19.000 It's animal-like behavior.

00:11:22.000 They really are savages.

00:11:30.000 They have these animal-like strategies with the calling her.

00:11:33.000 There she shows up again at the very end there.

00:11:35.000 Look, see those two? 0.83

00:11:36.000 They stole Joe's phone.

00:11:38.000 Just go back.

00:11:40.000 The very end?

00:11:41.000 Those two girls, the one with the pink hood and the one with the orange cap, she's wearing bondage pants. 1.00

00:11:48.000 They stole Joe's phone.

00:11:55.000 You see them all over the footage.

00:11:56.000 Okay, Sarah, let's go back to your shitty footage. 1.00

00:11:58.000 That totally sucks.

00:12:00.000 Do you have a few ready?

00:12:01.000 Like, what about a funny interview?

00:12:04.000 There's a little bit of all gas, no breaks interviewing.

00:12:09.000 He's a fan.

00:12:10.000 That was pretty cool.

00:12:11.000 I think he signed a contract with someone recently.

00:12:14.000 Yeah, they're making a movie.

00:12:15.000 A24 or something, the guys who did Uncut Gems.

00:12:19.000 So he won't pose in photos because they own him.

00:12:21.000 Truth.

00:12:22.000 I tried to get him.

00:12:24.000 Didn't work.

00:12:25.000 And so there was a fight there afterwards.

00:12:30.000 And you got some fight footage?

00:12:31.000 And yeah, it was not a physical fight, but this guy came up trying to film them under my iPhone.

00:12:39.000 I got a lot of footage to go through here.

00:12:41.000 Well, you had all day to sort it.

00:12:43.000 I thought you'd have like five clips ready.

00:12:46.000 Why were you going through clips all morning and not putting them in a...

00:12:49.000 Or even flagging them?

00:12:50.000 I flagged them.

00:12:58.000 I could be down here for the same cause.

00:13:00.000 What y'all did?

00:13:02.000 I will fuck one of y'all up. 0.98

00:13:04.000 Then do it.

00:13:05.000 Come on.

00:13:06.000 Hit me.

00:13:07.000 Fly, pussy. 1.00

00:13:09.000 Come on.

00:13:09.000 Don't do it.

00:13:10.000 Come on.

00:13:12.000 That guy was really fucked up on something.

00:13:14.000 He came up, started filming while we were doing the oil gas, no brakes thing.

00:13:17.000 He's got a ketamine vibe.

00:13:19.000 The big guy went up to him and said, hey, can I help you?

00:13:22.000 And he's like, get the fuck out of here.

00:13:24.000 You want to help me?

00:13:24.000 Help me do what?

00:13:25.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:13:26.000 And so now that we just talked to him, there was no punches or pushes or anything like that.

00:13:31.000 Just a lot of shit talking.

00:13:32.000 It was really kind of funny because he would walk away and our guy there, Big G in the yellow hat, he would.

00:13:42.000 So black guys walking away and they're like, all right, cool. 0.84

00:13:45.000 That's done.

00:13:46.000 And then he'd walk away and be like, fat motherfucker. 0.97

00:13:47.000 And then he's like, well, fuck you.

00:13:49.000 And then it would just start up all over again.

00:13:50.000 That happened five times.

00:13:52.000 He's drunk.

00:13:53.000 Yeah, but you know, nothing happened.

00:13:54.000 But the only one taking the bait was the big guy because he was like, I can fuck this guy up and I kind of want to, but Enrique's very.

00:14:03.000 He's good at de-escalating the situation.

00:14:06.000 You know, but that was a fun little thing.

00:14:08.000 Okay, that's cute.

00:14:08.000 That's cute.

00:14:09.000 Can he celebrate his Carpe Donctum?

00:14:11.000 We got a little bit of Carpe.

00:14:13.000 Let's see.

00:14:14.000 So this is a sing-along here.

00:14:17.000 This is after I talked to Carpe.

00:14:21.000 West Virginia.

00:14:22.000 Well, that's why we chose the opening song, correct?

00:14:24.000 Mountain Marla.

00:14:27.000 Take me loose.

00:14:29.000 I'm trying to see, because Carpe's been to the White House.

00:14:31.000 We had a sync with him.

00:14:33.000 I was in sync.

00:14:34.000 Carpe rushed the note.

00:14:36.000 Listen.

00:14:37.000 Take me loose.

00:14:39.000 Oh, yeah.

00:14:43.000 Coyne missed it.

00:14:44.000 So this guy is...

00:14:46.000 We plug him and stuff like that, but he's got some other songs.

00:14:50.000 He's a pretty new proud boy.

00:14:53.000 So in this clip also, the ending is the best here.

00:14:57.000 You were really all over the fucking fence, dude.

00:15:05.000 Take me home.

00:15:08.000 Country road.

00:15:11.000 Joe Biden is a Chinese whore. 1.00

00:15:14.000 That's it.

00:15:15.000 Well, he's actually a whore for China. 1.00

00:15:18.000 Yeah, isn't that Chinese correct, though? 0.95

00:15:21.000 Chinese.

00:15:22.000 He's a whore for the Chinese, so he's a Chinese whore. 1.00

00:15:24.000 No, if a black woman only has white clients, you don't call her a white whore. 1.00

00:15:29.000 You call her a black whore. 1.00

00:15:31.000 Here we go.

00:15:33.000 Ryan changed his clothes in the middle of the day for some bizarre reason.

00:15:37.000 There were two different rallies.

00:15:38.000 The footage looks totally.

00:15:39.000 No, it was all the same fucking thing.

00:15:40.000 Two different rallies two hours apart.

00:15:43.000 No.

00:15:44.000 It was the mega weekend.

00:15:45.000 And now it's going to edit weird.

00:15:47.000 You should have just worn the same suit.

00:15:49.000 Well, I don't blend everything together.

00:15:50.000 It's all chronological.

00:15:52.000 Yeah, well, it has to be now.

00:15:56.000 Baron Trump.

00:15:57.000 It's Baron Trump.

00:15:59.000 Baron.

00:16:00.000 Your dad's doing a great job.

00:16:02.000 I'm very starstruck.

00:16:03.000 What?

00:16:05.000 Baron Trump, right?

00:16:07.000 You're not the son of Donald J. Trump?

00:16:09.000 No?

00:16:12.000 I'm sorry.

00:16:13.000 I'm sorry.

00:16:14.000 It went well.

00:16:15.000 I guess he wasn't the son of Donald Trump.

00:16:18.000 Yeah.

00:16:19.000 But I thought he was.

00:16:21.000 All right, I'll just stop.

00:16:22.000 When you're delivering comedy, the person has to be on your side.

00:16:25.000 So after he doesn't get it, like he thinks you might be from Antifa or Daily Show.

00:16:29.000 You're there to make fun of him?

00:16:30.000 Let's take the fun away.

00:16:31.000 I said, let me pretend that I think you're Baron Trump.

00:16:33.000 And he's like, oh, okay, cool.

00:16:35.000 And then we laughed about it afterwards.

00:16:36.000 So there's the funny thing.

00:16:37.000 I didn't come across.

00:16:38.000 Well, he's a good actor.

00:16:40.000 Let me speak Chinese to you.

00:16:46.000 So this pro-CCB.

00:16:48.000 Is there a language harder on one's ears than Cantonese?

00:16:51.000 I can't even...

00:16:52.000 Look at that gay dude. 1.00

00:16:53.000 I can't even imagine.

00:16:54.000 What does that mean, sir?

00:16:56.000 Take them to CCB.

00:17:01.000 These people with the sign loser talking about Trump.

00:17:04.000 And they're pro-CCB.

00:17:08.000 They're pro-China.

00:17:10.000 Yeah.

00:17:10.000 That's amazing.

00:17:12.000 Go there.

00:17:13.000 Eat some dogs.

00:17:15.000 Tell me how to say that.

00:17:16.000 And then I can criticize the government.

00:17:23.000 That's the most hideous language of all time. 0.92

00:17:26.000 Pretty much.

00:17:27.000 Cantonese.

00:17:30.000 I don't like Hebrew. 1.00

00:17:31.000 I don't like any Middle Eastern language.

00:17:33.000 Arab.

00:17:34.000 German.

00:17:36.000 Anything like or Tang Tang?

00:17:40.000 I like Russian.

00:17:41.000 Russian is probably more horrible than all those other languages. 1.00

00:17:51.000 Kind of neat.

00:17:52.000 We got Lady Maga.

00:17:53.000 She was.

00:17:54.000 And actually, she clarified.

00:17:59.000 He's officially bored of Drag Queen, starting right now. 0.94

00:18:01.000 He said he's just gay and not actually a drag queen.

00:18:04.000 He's just doing this to piss off liberals.

00:18:06.000 Yes, and look, Abby.

00:18:08.000 I am so sorry that the communists took away your platforms.

00:18:12.000 I love you.

00:18:12.000 We might disagree on this.

00:18:15.000 I'm with you, and I think that your voice matters, and I think it's absolutely deplorable.

00:18:20.000 Just in time with that mic, right?

00:18:22.000 No, we have the boom footage.

00:18:24.000 Boom mic, and this is all no, you know, raw.

00:18:26.000 So censor.tv presents will have all this audio problem.

00:18:30.000 The audio is flaming.

00:18:32.000 You want me with getting hit with a dildo?

00:18:34.000 Or shall we save that for later?

00:18:35.000 No, that's great.

00:18:37.000 Okay.

00:18:37.000 Oh, this is one with a colonial guy.

00:18:40.000 Censor TV.

00:18:41.000 And there's a little guest appearance of Elad.

00:18:46.000 God bless.

00:18:46.000 He comes through with an ass grab.

00:18:48.000 He's always touching the ass, right?

00:18:49.000 He touched your ass last time you were in DC.

00:18:52.000 Son of a bitch. 0.88

00:18:53.000 Every time.

00:18:53.000 Ass loving Elad.

00:18:55.000 Do you know what happened to my ass earlier?

00:18:57.000 Good talking to you.

00:18:57.000 Clap those cheeks, buddy.

00:18:58.000 That's all I wanted to say.

00:18:59.000 We love clapping beautiful Asian cheeks. 1.00

00:19:02.000 Oh, Asian children. 1.00

00:19:03.000 Beautiful.

00:19:03.000 The best cheeks.

00:19:04.000 Male cheeks.

00:19:04.000 No, no, no.

00:19:05.000 You can't say Asian cheeks.

00:19:06.000 That's racist.

00:19:07.000 All right, let's see your butt get whacked with a dildo. 1.00

00:19:09.000 By the way, the police in South America, their batons are floppy.

00:19:14.000 They're kind of rubbery.

00:19:17.000 Some give.

00:19:17.000 And they kill people with those.

00:19:19.000 Because of the slapping action, it actually like...

00:19:21.000 Yeah, it's more painful than like a wood one.

00:19:24.000 Because it's just, it gets a whack to it.

00:19:25.000 It's like a whip.

00:19:27.000 Like, they will break your nose.

00:19:29.000 They whipped you.

00:19:30.000 Why you would volunteer to have something a dildo whipped against your ass is amazing. 0.76

00:19:35.000 You just think dildo, you know, that's not going to hurt me.

00:19:37.000 I think rubber, I think latex, I think paint.

00:19:40.000 There are loopholes, like big white vanny dildos. 1.00

00:19:43.000 That is, that's just fairly sized white dildo.

00:19:49.000 Well, I can't do it on my arm.

00:19:50.000 Has that been used?

00:19:51.000 No, not that I know of anyway.

00:19:53.000 Okay.

00:19:54.000 I mean, you want me to whack it up?

00:19:57.000 That's the guy that saved the human's life from the stabbing the other night?

00:20:00.000 Remember?

00:20:01.000 Oh, really?

00:20:01.000 Jeremy?

00:20:02.000 Yeah, we talked to him about that.

00:20:03.000 A purple, dyed-hair Antifa girl who's just saying, fuck you! 1.00

00:20:08.000 That's the amount of viciousness I'm requiring here.

00:20:13.000 That was very painful.

00:20:15.000 Yeah, I know.

00:20:17.000 I didn't know.

00:20:18.000 And I learned how to do it.

00:20:19.000 How do you not know?

00:20:20.000 I learned the floppy way.

00:20:23.000 Later on, you could actually see the Maj.

00:20:27.000 And it's pretty bad.

00:20:29.000 I mean, that thing wasn't.

00:20:30.000 Let's see the damage.

00:20:31.000 All right, I think this is it here.

00:20:34.000 Yep.

00:20:38.000 Just for the cam.

00:20:40.000 Can you see it?

00:20:41.000 Oh my God, you're so dumb.

00:20:44.000 You can see the head.

00:20:45.000 You can see the head, yeah.

00:20:46.000 That's unbelievable.

00:20:48.000 What is your ass tattoo? 1.00

00:20:50.000 Just a smiley face?

00:20:51.000 Yeah.

00:20:51.000 Why did you do that?

00:20:52.000 To prevent prison rape.

00:20:54.000 Oh, yeah.

00:20:55.000 I was in a bad mood when I was raping Ryan.

00:20:57.000 Then I saw a little happy guy, and I thought, I'm not raping anyone.

00:21:00.000 I'm going to use a lube next.

00:21:01.000 By the way, that is the worst ass tattoo I've ever had.

00:21:03.000 No fun in the proud.

00:21:04.000 That's a good ass tattoo, my friend.

00:21:06.000 Oh, comparing ass tattoos now?

00:21:09.000 Let's get one for the split screen.

00:21:11.000 This is an ass with on my ass.

00:21:14.000 I have a tattoo of an ass, and that ass has a tattoo of an ass on it, and that ass has a tattoo on its ass. 1.00

00:21:20.000 It's asception.

00:21:21.000 There's three.

00:21:22.000 There's three ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass. 1.00

00:21:25.000 That's your best asset.

00:21:31.000 You know, just beautiful b-roll, tons of fucking people.

00:21:33.000 We tried to catch up with Nick and Baked Alaska, some of the more controversial figures of the thing, but they were all, it's really hard to navigate in a place where there's literally a million people.

00:21:45.000 I'm going to say literally a million.

00:21:46.000 Some cool oddities in there.

00:21:48.000 You'll see a lot of really neat things.

00:21:50.000 So when's that going to be done?

00:21:53.000 I'm trying to get it done by tomorrow.

00:21:55.000 So Wednesday.

00:21:56.000 Wednesday's possible.

00:21:58.000 Yeah.

00:21:58.000 Wednesday's definite.

00:21:59.000 You've already shown that, dumbass.

00:22:02.000 Okay.

00:22:03.000 So here's my takeaway.

00:22:05.000 Anyone who doubted MAGA or Proud Boys or The Right now has their evidence.

00:22:10.000 This weekend showed you who's right, who's wrong.

00:22:13.000 Who's there for freedom?

00:22:14.000 Who's there just to destroy America?

00:22:16.000 One side says keep America great.

00:22:19.000 The other says no borders, no wall, no USA at all.

00:22:21.000 You'd have to be willfully ignorant to not see that.

00:22:31.000 Oh, Antifa attacker if you want to see it.

00:22:33.000 Remember Eddie Block?

00:22:34.000 Yep.

00:22:34.000 Guy in a wheelchair?

00:22:37.000 You're that fucking pumped from earlier.

00:22:39.000 Come on.

00:22:40.000 You're that fucking pump from earlier.

00:22:41.000 Why?

00:22:42.000 Come on.

00:22:42.000 Run up.

00:22:43.000 Come on.

00:22:43.000 Look at him.

00:22:43.000 He's got this fucking chain in his hand.

00:22:46.000 We'll do it then, bro.

00:22:48.000 You know why you want to do it?

00:22:49.000 Because I'll whoop your fucking ass. 1.00

00:22:50.000 You're in a goddamn chair with the fucking shit.

00:22:52.000 So what?

00:22:52.000 Look at my fucking arms, dude.

00:22:53.000 I'll fuck your ass up, bro.

00:22:55.000 Boy, you look like it.

00:22:56.000 You look like they're fucking up.

00:22:57.000 Give me that fucking chain.

00:22:59.000 Give me that fucking chain, bro.

00:23:00.000 You touch me.

00:23:01.000 So Antifa is presently attacking a man in a wheelchair.

00:23:04.000 All right, bro.

00:23:05.000 Fucking, that's it.

00:23:06.000 That's it, bro.

00:23:09.000 Thank you.

00:23:10.000 Thank you.

00:23:10.000 Grab the chain.

00:23:11.000 Grab the chain right now.

00:23:12.000 That's one of those instant karma clips we've been seeing.

00:23:14.000 You saw the other one, right?

00:23:15.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:17.000 Classic.

00:23:18.000 That's good.

00:23:18.000 So they do seem to be doing their job.

00:23:20.000 Go to 1-9.

00:23:26.000 They seem to be doing their job here.

00:23:29.000 DC police now separating the both groups on BLM Plaza.

00:23:32.000 Lots of shoving.

00:23:46.000 Looks like the other guy that was skulking around.

00:23:48.000 Wow, she had a cool setup there.

00:23:51.000 Her shield matched the rest of her outfit.

00:24:07.000 Okay.

00:24:08.000 Now let's check out some kids being harassed.

00:24:10.000 2-0.

00:24:12.000 I hope I got the black mom. 0.99

00:24:13.000 There was a mom with her stroller and her two kids, and they were getting slammed.

00:24:17.000 Yeah, no, no, this is a different one.

00:24:19.000 These are just people going out from their hotel.

00:24:24.000 See the banging on the thing?

00:24:25.000 It's like Lord of the Flies.

00:24:28.000 So the kid is saying to his dad, ignore them, ignore them.

00:24:32.000 And then the little sister's holding onto her big brother, crying.

00:24:36.000 Because she's in fear.

00:24:38.000 You ever see proud boys attack little kids?

00:24:41.000 Actually, no, I have not.

00:24:42.000 What about old ladies? 1.00

00:24:43.000 Never.

00:24:44.000 What about someone in a wheelchair?

00:24:46.000 Never, ever.

00:24:48.000 Go to 2-1.

00:24:51.000 This is more bad behavior from the bad boys.

00:24:54.000 The bad boys.

00:24:58.000 Nope.

00:24:59.000 Different angle.

00:25:01.000 No, different people.

00:25:03.000 This is the, it's a girl.

00:25:05.000 Oh, she's crying.

00:25:05.000 She's being harassed.

00:25:08.000 They're pouring water or bleach.

00:25:10.000 I heard there was bleach.

00:25:13.000 You get bleach in your eyes.

00:25:15.000 You're fucked.

00:25:16.000 True.

00:25:23.000 So these are the little side streets they were lurking on, attacking people.

00:25:29.000 Here's an old lady being attacked. 0.99

00:25:31.000 2-2?

00:25:33.000 2-1?

00:25:34.000 No, yeah, 2-2.

00:25:41.000 Look at her.

00:25:42.000 She's probably 65 years old. 0.97

00:25:48.000 You know, they don't come up to guys like me.

00:25:51.000 They don't come up to guys even...

00:25:52.000 Well, they might come up to you.

00:25:55.000 But they don't come up to the ones that are going to fight back.

00:25:59.000 But An old lady? 1.00

00:26:01.000 Yeah, sure.

00:26:02.000 I'd fight a big guy.

00:26:04.000 I know.

00:26:04.000 I mean, like visually.

00:26:06.000 Every time I get in a fight with a big guy, like, there's those Jew again. 1.00

00:26:09.000 Look at them.

00:26:09.000 Oh, the shower cap.

00:26:10.000 Shower cap in her pink hood.

00:26:12.000 Yep.

00:26:30.000 They're still stalking her.

00:26:38.000 And look at the way those two girls lurk. 1.00

00:26:41.000 They're like crows.

00:26:43.000 Yeah.

00:26:44.000 I actually got footage of a maniac black woman. 1.00

00:26:47.000 Not that her color matters, but I thought she was one of the ones who stole the phone, but she's not. 0.54

00:26:54.000 This is a different, very angry black girl. 1.00

00:26:58.000 Hold on, one second.

00:26:59.000 I believe she's right here.

00:27:05.000 Here she is.

00:27:14.000 I think she's on crack.

00:27:16.000 Because she was just going like a dinosaur gun. 0.69

00:27:18.000 You can't tell with this new left radical Trump derangement syndrome, radical left, you can't tell who's on crack and who's just got TDS.

00:27:27.000 Alright, that clip sucked. 0.87

00:27:29.000 This is one of the girls.

00:27:30.000 She pops up in something else.

00:27:31.000 She fucking threw the water at that. 1.00

00:27:33.000 Look at her.

00:27:35.000 She's like a little fucking rat. 1.00

00:27:39.000 She was going on crack.

00:27:41.000 See if you can find that black lady and her kids. 0.99

00:27:44.000 I didn't include it in the notes.

00:27:46.000 Black lady and her kids MAGA attacked DC stroller. 1.00

00:27:53.000 Folks, I know it's you want to support the president and stuff, and you want your kids to see it.

00:27:59.000 But this was at night.

00:28:01.000 But yeah, that's her.

00:28:04.000 Nice catch. 0.96

00:28:07.000 Where's the moment?

00:28:10.000 They take a picture of it and they don't show you the fucking whack. 0.99

00:28:14.000 That was terrible.

00:28:14.000 That's a wiggity whack.

00:28:18.000 So maybe take your kids in the day, I understand.

00:28:20.000 But around like 3 p.m., definitely when it gets dark, it's time to get the kids back in the hotel.

00:28:26.000 I hate seeing kids in these scenarios.

00:28:30.000 It's fucking dangerous.

00:28:32.000 Like D.C. is not a nice place, and the bums there are spooky. 1.00

00:28:36.000 You know, I've said this before, but in New York City, a bum comes up to you and you see him coming, you go, no. 0.99

00:28:41.000 And he just moves to the next person.

00:28:43.000 Do that in D.C. and they will fucking tear your head off.

00:28:46.000 They get really aggro.

00:28:48.000 And maybe it's because there's so many homeless there that they can't throw them in jail.

00:28:56.000 Maybe, look, go back to the first article and see if her name is there or something.

00:29:00.000 I'm pretty sure it was at night.

00:29:02.000 Oh, maybe it wasn't.

00:29:03.000 Yeah, the picture was in the day, right?

00:29:05.000 Oh, there we go.

00:29:11.000 She's got to grab her kids. 1.00

00:29:18.000 See the way the cyclist passes aggressively just gets in the way there?

00:29:25.000 Yeah, so I'm wrong about nightfall.

00:29:27.000 This is the day.

00:29:31.000 And they're preying on the weak.

00:29:33.000 Here's the pattern here.

00:29:34.000 The only time they'll ever confront a man is to come at him from behind.

00:29:41.000 Look at this derangement syndrome.

00:29:44.000 Oh, look at this.

00:29:45.000 See that little kid?

00:29:47.000 Smash.

00:29:48.000 Yeah, the only guy trying to defend her.

00:29:50.000 Go back.

00:29:51.000 Who is that kid?

00:29:55.000 She gets the impact of the man on her.

00:30:01.000 Oh, that's her girl.

00:30:10.000 She's single mom.

00:30:11.000 Where's the dad?

00:30:22.000 I don't know if that other girl's with her. 0.96

00:30:25.000 I'm so glad we showed that clip.

00:30:27.000 And then there was like, well, Prowboys were hurting people too. 0.89

00:30:30.000 And they knocked out this black woman. 1.00

00:30:34.000 Oh, that had a knife?

00:30:35.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:30:35.000 And she had a switchblade.

00:30:36.000 Yeah, she sure did.

00:30:38.000 This is 2-5.

00:30:40.000 You hear them scream.

00:30:45.000 Knife.

00:30:46.000 Blade.

00:30:54.000 She just stole a flag. 1.00

00:30:57.000 And then she has a knife in it. 0.88

00:31:03.000 And then she swipes with this guy. 1.00

00:31:06.000 Tries to stab him.

00:31:22.000 Look at that.

00:31:24.000 The way she falls is comical.

00:31:26.000 Dunk.

00:31:30.000 That was kind of a sucker punch, though.

00:31:32.000 You don't get a knife anymore.

00:31:33.000 But when someone has a knife, you're allowed to cheat.

00:31:36.000 Yeah, I mean, don't bring a helmet to a knife fight or do.

00:31:41.000 That worked.

00:31:42.000 Okay, two, three.

00:31:44.000 Let's see our guy.

00:31:47.000 So this is...

00:31:48.000 The footage you're seeing is after he's intervened with that.

00:31:53.000 Stop, stop, stop he, stop. 1.00

00:31:55.000 Go big or go home.

00:31:57.000 And go back.

00:31:58.000 And go home.

00:31:59.000 Can you go back?

00:32:00.000 Yes.

00:32:01.000 This is back as it goes.

00:32:03.000 He's like, leave Roland.

00:32:04.000 That guy with the bullhorn was preying on this old Chinese mega lady. 1.00

00:32:08.000 And Joe here, by the way, that's not his real name.

00:32:11.000 Joe intervenes, says, get the fuck away from her. 0.95

00:32:15.000 And then all the hyenas start smelling.

00:32:19.000 So then he has to shove them out of the way.

00:32:21.000 It's like, get the fuck back.

00:32:22.000 Turn it up.

00:32:27.000 There's those two.

00:32:27.000 There's that girl I was telling you about.

00:32:29.000 I kick him from behind.

00:32:30.000 Always from behind, right?

00:32:34.000 You have to have your head on a swivel.

00:32:36.000 There's a woman who stole his... 1.00

00:32:37.000 He just shoved the woman who's about to steal his phone. 1.00

00:32:38.000 Shower cap.

00:32:40.000 We've been seeing shower cap all episode.

00:32:43.000 So then he pushes back just exactly like hyenas.

00:32:47.000 Look, there's a guy that was swinging at him from behind.

00:32:52.000 This is Animal Planet.

00:32:54.000 And then whack.

00:32:56.000 He's out.

00:32:57.000 And then, look, there's those same two.

00:32:59.000 And they kick him when he's unconscious.

00:33:01.000 Did you see that?

00:33:01.000 Oh, yeah.

00:33:04.000 Yellow Pants kicks him. 0.98

00:33:06.000 Yeah.

00:33:06.000 And then their gigs for them.

00:33:07.000 And then somebody else.

00:33:08.000 This is Disneyland.

00:33:09.000 This whole day has been a fun romp.

00:33:16.000 Oh, being knocked out sucks so much shit.

00:33:19.000 Now, he also had his face smashed into the pavement, but even on a boxing soft mat, your actual brain hurts.

00:33:28.000 You feel your brain.

00:33:29.000 You know when you get punched in the arm and you can feel the shape of the fist?

00:33:32.000 When you get knocked out, you feel your brain.

00:33:34.000 Because it hit the walls of your skull so hard that it ceased.

00:33:51.000 I cannot believe they caught this dude.

00:33:53.000 Check it out.

00:33:54.000 2-4.

00:33:55.000 This is the kind of guy we're up against.

00:33:57.000 And I know this seems very white on whites criticizing blacks.

00:34:01.000 DC is disproportionately black, so a lot of the BLM and Antifa activists are going to be black.

00:34:07.000 Every time we're criticizing this group, we are not talking about a race.

00:34:10.000 We are talking about the radical left in BLM and Antifa.

00:34:14.000 Don't get it flip.

00:34:15.000 What do they say?

00:34:16.000 Don't get it flip.

00:34:16.000 Don't get it twist.

00:34:19.000 Activist and registered child sex offender.

00:34:22.000 Kenneth Wayne DeBerry, 39 of DC, was arrested for allegedly assaulting people after the Million Magamark.

00:34:27.000 He's charged with aggravated assault, inciting violence, and being a felon in possession of a gun.

00:34:30.000 Let's click on him.

00:34:34.000 There he is.

00:34:34.000 But what are the charges?

00:34:38.000 Second-degree child sexual abuse.

00:34:42.000 What does that mean?

00:34:43.000 Is that like having sex with someone underage or raping a nine-year-old?

00:34:48.000 I don't know.

00:34:49.000 Neither are great.

00:34:53.000 All right, let's talk to the man we just saw get sucker punched in the head and hurled headfirst into the pavement.

00:35:04.000 Dark in the steep.

00:35:07.000 Joe, are you there, sir?

00:35:09.000 Yes, I am.

00:35:10.000 How are you, Gavin?

00:35:11.000 I'm good.

00:35:11.000 You look pretty banged up.

00:35:14.000 Not too bad.

00:35:15.000 My modeling career is on hold for a little while.

00:35:18.000 So what exactly are your...

00:35:21.000 What is the damage there?

00:35:22.000 You got a cut on your head.

00:35:24.000 Is your nose broken?

00:35:27.000 I had a CAT scan that evening.

00:35:29.000 There's a very small fracture on a bridge of my nose, a very small fracture in the lower part of my eye, a nice chipped tooth, and a fair amount of cuts, bumps, and bruises.

00:35:42.000 Now, we just watched the video.

00:35:44.000 We saw they caught the guy.

00:35:46.000 Yes.

00:35:47.000 So what does that mean?

00:35:48.000 Are you going to go back to DC to show up in court, or are they just going to let him go?

00:35:54.000 Well, I've already, some of my friends have reached out, encouraged me to pursue this in some way.

00:36:00.000 I'm not sure what my options are.

00:36:02.000 I have a detective's phone number who visited me in the hospital that evening just to sort of confirm what they had already known and see how I was doing, and she was very helpful.

00:36:14.000 But I haven't really contemplated much or taken any steps to see what to do.

00:36:21.000 Throw the book at him.

00:36:24.000 Yeah, that's what the consensus from everybody seems to be.

00:36:29.000 These guys keep getting away with this, and we're always the magnanimous ones.

00:36:32.000 I'm sick of being the nice guy.

00:36:35.000 True.

00:36:36.000 That's why we're in this position to begin with.

00:36:38.000 We've been nice for too long.

00:36:39.000 Well, so you were being nice when this all started, right?

00:36:42.000 What exactly happened?

00:36:44.000 I had left the rally.

00:36:47.000 I was ecstatic.

00:36:49.000 You know, it was a great day, and I was happy that it was peaceful.

00:36:53.000 There was no real incidents that I witnessed.

00:36:56.000 I think the size of our crowd and the unity that we displayed was a contributing factor in preventing any of these assholes from doing what they normally do.

00:37:11.000 But they seemed to have a strategy of waiting on random corners after everybody had dispersed.

00:37:18.000 And I witnessed it starting when I had gotten about a block from my hotel.

00:37:22.000 I was just going in to change so I can go out and get something to eat.

00:37:26.000 And after I started walking again, I saw them intimidating this Asian woman, yelling at her with a bullhorn. 0.98

00:37:35.000 And your typical behavior that we're all familiar with that we've seen on media.

00:37:41.000 And although I was trying to exercise some restraint, I felt the need to do what I could to sort of diffuse this and break it up and give this woman an opportunity to get the hell out of there. 1.00

00:37:58.000 Well, their behavior is exactly like hyenas.

00:38:01.000 When there's a herd of buffalo or something, they look for the one with the limp or the old one or the runt, and then they pounce on that.

00:38:09.000 And they're scavengers, the way they prey on children.

00:38:12.000 They were attacking kids at this thing, old ladies, and now this Asian woman alone, you said they were waiting down alleyways, just like... 0.98

00:38:22.000 Not alleyways, but if you know the grid system of DC, you know, there's a lot of these streets that sort of run perpendicular that are smaller.

00:38:31.000 And, you know, they were at the end of those when people would make the turn to get...

00:38:38.000 Essentially, there's a bunch of hotels in one area.

00:38:42.000 So they had a plan.

00:38:43.000 This was all probably within a 10-block radius of their deemed Black Lives Matter square or whatever the hell you want to call it.

00:38:51.000 But it definitely seemed to be, it wasn't some organic interaction.

00:38:57.000 This was planned.

00:38:58.000 Yeah, we saw, Ryan showed me that where there was bricks that had been sort of dislodged from the ground, and there was a white circle of spray paint around them, sort of saying, Here's a brick, guys, if you need one.

00:39:10.000 Yeah, so I noticed we saw the video, you're pushing everyone back.

00:39:13.000 You're saying, You don't want to mess with me.

00:39:15.000 We both trained with Larry Barnes, right?

00:39:18.000 Yes, sir.

00:39:20.000 So you're warning them that you're from Mount Vernon, you're messing with the wrong guy.

00:39:24.000 And then you go, all right, I diffuse the situation.

00:39:26.000 I push the hyenas back, and then you're walking away, and boom, lights out.

00:39:32.000 That's exactly what happened.

00:39:36.000 I tried to exercise a lot of self-restraint.

00:39:38.000 I did not want to, you know, punch anybody.

00:39:40.000 I was just trying to intimidate to the point where they would be, you know, adequate to sort of defuse the situation.

00:39:48.000 But as you said, I thought things had broken up to the point where it was better.

00:39:55.000 But unfortunately, I turned my back, assuming that things were over, and that's when that scumbag hit me.

00:40:03.000 Pedophile.

00:40:05.000 Yes, rapist pedophile with an illegal firearm, apparently, in his possession.

00:40:12.000 Well, also, the two girls that stole your phone were going through other footage, and they were all over the place, just punching people in the head with total impunity. 1.00

00:40:20.000 Yeah, it seems to be their tactic to get the women to engage as a distraction. 1.00

00:40:26.000 You know, from what I've seen, that's what they do because I guess there's some contemplation as to how you respond to a female, and then that gives the other members an opportunity to jump in.

00:40:39.000 I bet hyenas do that.

00:40:40.000 I'm going to research it, but I bet hyenas send in like the louder females. 1.00

00:40:46.000 So besides all this horror, you still think it was one of the best days of your life?

00:40:52.000 It really was.

00:40:53.000 I had a fantastic time.

00:40:55.000 I've been to plenty of public events, but nothing political.

00:41:00.000 And I just had an amazing experience from the minute I got there to praying, to saying the Pledge of Allegiance, to singing the national anthem, to meeting patriots from my immediate area, all the way from Nebraska.

00:41:16.000 I had a conversation with, you know, just a really mixed bunch. 0.99

00:41:20.000 It was an amazing day.

00:41:22.000 The kind that brings you to tears.

00:41:23.000 It really was just powerful.

00:41:26.000 I had a fantastic time.

00:41:28.000 I really did.

00:41:28.000 And I thought that it was helpful in getting us each to go back and keep spreading the message to, you know, the people who are reluctant to step in the ring, let's say.

00:41:42.000 And I honestly think that this helped, is going to help, keep other people inspired, motivated, angry, whatever it takes.

00:41:52.000 You look like America right now. 0.65

00:41:56.000 You're still beat up, but still going.

00:41:57.000 Yeah, you look and sound like America.

00:41:59.000 You took a beating, and you still were so overjoyed to be singing that Pledge of Allegiance with all those people, those hundreds of thousands of people.

00:42:08.000 It was amazing.

00:42:10.000 Chanting USA. 0.53

00:42:12.000 It's incredible.

00:42:13.000 Well, Joe, it was great to talk to you.

00:42:15.000 I hope you get your teeth fixed, okay?

00:42:17.000 You said you're getting some veneers?

00:42:20.000 Yes, yes.

00:42:22.000 We're going to come back looking better than ever, as will America.

00:42:25.000 Joe, thanks for coming on the show.

00:42:27.000 Thank you very much, Kevin.

00:42:28.000 Have a good day.

00:42:29.000 Cheers.

00:42:31.000 Take me home to the place.

00:42:38.000 Let's look at some good news, shall we?

00:42:41.000 For a bit?

00:42:42.000 I really hope Joe prosecutes that guy.

00:42:45.000 I'm going to keep texting him, begging him.

00:42:47.000 I'll drive him to D.C., no problem.

00:42:52.000 Dumbass spits on Matt.

00:42:54.000 You know, it would be cool if we started a GoFundMe to pay for his train ticket and hotel.

00:42:59.000 That's pretty cool.

00:43:01.000 Yeah, I like that.

00:43:03.000 It won't last very long.

00:43:05.000 So this you've seen a million times, but on the off chance you're not connected to the internet, we have to include this.

00:43:11.000 It's one of the greatest videos that has ever existed in the world, including anyone as footage of Jesus being born.

00:43:24.000 So wait, wait, go back.

00:43:25.000 Can you go back on these?

00:43:27.000 So I know you saw the Trump guy spit on him.

00:43:29.000 He spit on the Trump dude. 0.80

00:43:31.000 He went, you lost.

00:43:32.000 Then he spat and the guy goes, oh, you spit on me.

00:43:34.000 I'll spit on you. 1.00

00:43:35.000 And he spat on him.

00:43:44.000 Why aren't they laughing harder?

00:43:49.000 What's the matter, you can't reverse?

00:43:55.000 All that hate.

00:43:57.000 It's unfortunate that it happened, but...

00:43:58.000 No, it's not remotely unfortunate.

00:44:00.000 Why do you say that?

00:44:01.000 Why are we always the nice guys?

00:44:03.000 Uh-oh.

00:44:06.000 Wamp, wamp, wampwam, womp. 1.00

00:44:08.000 Now he's trying to kiss the guy's ass so that he won't press charges.

00:44:11.000 I wasn't won't pay attention.

00:44:12.000 You know what I mean?

00:44:13.000 I was wrong, he wasn't paying attention.

00:44:14.000 You know what I mean?

00:44:15.000 You got all that.

00:44:16.000 I did.

00:44:17.000 You did?

00:44:18.000 Can you see that?

00:44:19.000 And then he crashes it.

00:44:20.000 I got you.

00:44:21.000 Can you send it to me?

00:44:25.000 Oh, you don't need it being sent to you, sir.

00:44:27.000 It'll be on every social media platform.

00:44:29.000 It can't not get sent to you.

00:44:30.000 I've seen this video 600 times on every platform imaginable.

00:44:34.000 Oh, man.

00:44:36.000 Here's a good montage of Proud Boys Kicking Ass and Taking Names.

00:44:41.000 2.9, I think it was on Infowars, which we just did, InfoWars.

00:44:46.000 You can look it up on band.video, Infowars.com.

00:44:50.000 My interview with Alex Jajones.

00:44:52.000 Jazones.

00:44:53.000 So why don't your tweets mount?

00:44:58.000 I don't know.

00:45:00.000 So there's...

00:45:01.000 I'm opening everything.

00:45:01.000 Well, that's something you got to fix, Ryan.

00:45:03.000 Sure, sure.

00:45:04.000 Write it down in your notes.

00:45:12.000 Mop Antifa with the floor?

00:45:14.000 Mean mop the floor with the floor with Antifa?

00:45:22.000 See, in response.

00:45:23.000 It's always in response.

00:45:25.000 We don't start fights, we finish them.

00:45:34.000 Look, the police are pepper spraying the problem with me.

00:45:36.000 take it easy, take it easy.

00:45:38.000 We got him.

00:45:40.000 You got him, fucking Tommy.

00:45:43.000 Yeah, the cops said you got him.

00:45:45.000 Look at that.

00:45:45.000 So the cops pepper sprayed our guy, let Antifa go.

00:45:49.000 So he said, all right, well, we have to finish the job then.

00:45:51.000 Yeah, you didn't get him.

00:45:52.000 Oh, we got him.

00:45:53.000 Well, we're happy to do some arresting.

00:45:55.000 Like Enrique, he said, I'm going to give the keys back to the mayor now.

00:45:59.000 After we've now shown her how it's done.

00:46:05.000 Yeah, that's the same one.

00:46:06.000 My helmet, my helmet.

00:46:08.000 This is the switchblade, lady.

00:46:09.000 That's the switchblade.

00:46:11.000 They took the knife off her, but I don't think they gave it to police.

00:46:14.000 Help the wounded!

00:46:16.000 Help the wounded!

00:46:20.000 Help the wounded!

00:46:36.000 Good stuff.

00:46:38.000 What's the next one?

00:46:42.000 No, you've seen that.

00:46:43.000 What's the next one?

00:46:44.000 This is a good clip.

00:46:46.000 Again, we always put the show notes on Gavin McInnes.

00:46:48.000 Show notes on GavinMcInnis.win.

00:46:51.000 So you'll be able to look up all these clips yourself.

00:46:53.000 Easy enough.

00:47:11.000 You know what's frustrating is Prowboys are, I would say, pretty much unanimously seen as heroes for this weekend.

00:47:19.000 They're just doing what Max and John did.

00:47:23.000 They're just tuning up the far left, the violent left.

00:47:29.000 This isn't really a clash, per se.

00:47:31.000 Look at them lying down.

00:47:32.000 They've never been in a fight before.

00:47:36.000 Yeah, so they would respond.

00:47:37.000 Like we were all hanging out in front of the JW hotel, Marriott, whatever, where Alex was talking and stuff like that.

00:47:47.000 So there was a huge group of, and then they find out there was like Antifa, you know, attacking regular people at restaurants, so they would go disperse.

00:47:54.000 We got to go to 17th Street.

00:47:56.000 We hear that they're doing some shit up there.

00:47:58.000 So then they would go over there and handle that.

00:48:01.000 Yeah.

00:48:02.000 How annoying is the spelling of Thomas Morales?

00:48:05.000 T-O-M-A-S? 1.00

00:48:07.000 Like tomatoes?

00:48:08.000 Where's your H, dude?

00:48:10.000 Tomas Tomos.

00:48:13.000 I think it's spelled wrong by accident.

00:48:15.000 I bet the dad didn't even look it up when he was born.

00:48:19.000 My mom's name is Lorraine with 1R because my grandfather just thought that's how it was spelled.

00:48:25.000 She has a misspelled name.

00:48:28.000 So every time she's filling out something, she has to say, oh, no, actually one R, yes.

00:48:32.000 L-O-R. 1.00

00:48:33.000 It's never spelled like that.

00:48:39.000 All right, anything else?

00:48:41.000 There's one more.

00:48:43.000 There's one Mo. 1.00

00:48:44.000 Sometimes I wish I had an accent, like a Southerner or a Scottish person.

00:48:48.000 Day guy.

00:48:48.000 When Mao?

00:48:49.000 Well, like they've got their broken skateboard as a trophy.

00:48:59.000 We started a movement.

00:49:02.000 People are starting to fight back.

00:49:04.000 Yeah, when they were, I don't know if I mentioned this already.

00:49:06.000 At the Freedom Plaza, when Proud Boys are marching in there, there's, you know, older women, older guys, like just boomer, normal MAGA guys.

00:49:15.000 And they're like, the fucking Proud Boys are here.

00:49:18.000 We fucking love the Proud Boys because they know that they're the only thing stopping Antifa from, you know, just wreaking havoc unchecked.

00:49:24.000 So it's like celebrities.

00:49:26.000 Finally noticed the five months of rioting.

00:49:29.000 Look at 3-3.

00:49:31.000 Some locals in Vancouver, nothing to do with Proud Boys, saw that Antifa were going to storm City Hall, was it?

00:49:38.000 Yeah.

00:49:39.000 So just regular folks gathered at City Hall and prevented Antifa from destroying it.

00:49:47.000 They had just regular guys with bats ready to fight.

00:49:53.000 See, this is what Alexis de Tocqueville said about democracy.

00:49:56.000 It's slow and sluggish and inefficient, but once it starts rolling, nothing can stop it.

00:50:01.000 The Indiana Jones ball now.

00:50:03.000 You've awoken the sleeping giant and people are starting to fight back.

00:50:07.000 A little disappointed it took this long and my boys had to go to prison first, but at least they're finally tuning in.

00:50:14.000 No, you're not going to destroy City Hall.

00:50:17.000 We're standing up for ourselves now.

00:50:19.000 We're standing up for our town.

00:50:21.000 I think I have some more footage of them.

00:50:24.000 3-0.

00:50:39.000 Have you already seen this particular clip?

00:50:42.000 I don't believe so.

00:50:43.000 There's so many of them.

00:50:45.000 Crowdboys are charging in here. 0.99

00:50:48.000 You're gay. 1.00

00:50:49.000 Go home.

00:50:50.000 You have no testosterone.

00:50:52.000 You're gay. 1.00

00:50:53.000 Go home.

00:50:55.000 You know what else, too, is like how reasonable.

00:50:58.000 So there's a group of about 100 all surrounding this one guy with a press helmet.

00:51:02.000 But a couple people are like, no, we have proof this guy doxed people on Twitter.

00:51:07.000 They're like, I have the tweet.

00:51:08.000 I can pull it right up.

00:51:09.000 And he's got his press.

00:51:09.000 He's like, guys, no, no, no.

00:51:10.000 Yada yada.

00:51:11.000 And baked Alaska's over there grilling him. 0.56

00:51:13.000 Proud boys are grilling him.

00:51:14.000 They're like, you're a fed.

00:51:16.000 You're a fucking fed.

00:51:17.000 And they don't beat him up.

00:51:18.000 They're just like, get the fuck out of here.

00:51:20.000 And, oh, they could have decimated him for sure.

00:51:23.000 But I just wanted him to go.

00:51:25.000 I don't like that we're so nice.

00:51:27.000 Yeah, well, that one, he wasn't being violent.

00:51:29.000 He was just being a cunt.

00:51:30.000 What's that 3-0 you just showed?

00:51:33.000 I believe so.

00:51:34.000 What about 3-1?

00:51:36.000 What about it?

00:51:36.000 Let's see.

00:51:41.000 All good news.

00:51:43.000 Back up, Cobby! 0.95

00:51:45.000 Back up!

00:51:45.000 Look up!

00:51:46.000 Oh! 0.60

00:51:47.000 Back up!

00:51:47.000 What's up?

00:51:48.000 Oh, I think...

00:51:53.000 Yeah, fucking pepper spray.

00:51:57.000 Yeah, we've seen that one already.

00:51:59.000 That's the one where the cops are pepper spraying our guys. 0.85

00:52:01.000 I wanted to get dispatched to one of these areas, but I had precious cargo with me filming.

00:52:07.000 My girlfriend was filming, so I didn't want to reach out.

00:52:09.000 Yeah, we don't send you to these things to get the shit kicked out of you.

00:52:11.000 That's true.

00:52:12.000 I do want armor, though.

00:52:14.000 And so, in this video, there's a lot of tips on what kind of armor you should get and the modifications you should do because there comes like a handle.

00:52:20.000 So, you take the handle off.

00:52:21.000 There's a lot of good Proud Boys tips on how to.

00:52:24.000 Are they stab-proof?

00:52:25.000 Yes, depending on what kind of plates you get.

00:52:27.000 Yep.

00:52:27.000 But what about the sides?

00:52:31.000 Don't get stabbed in the sides.

00:52:33.000 I was talking to one of the guards at my house also does security at a club.

00:52:37.000 And he said there was this guy who got stabbed in the armpit.

00:52:40.000 Oh.

00:52:41.000 And he died.

00:52:42.000 Uh-huh.

00:52:42.000 Because there's nothing in the way here.

00:52:44.000 Sure, sure.

00:52:45.000 You get right to the heart, everything.

00:52:47.000 Imagine getting stabbed.

00:52:48.000 That seems bad.

00:52:49.000 I bet it's one of those things you don't feel.

00:52:52.000 Whoa, next thing you know.

00:52:53.000 Oh, sure.

00:52:54.000 It's really rude.

00:52:55.000 Right.

00:52:56.000 You know, those guys.

00:52:57.000 That's another thing about Joe, by the way.

00:52:59.000 You get pummeled onto the dirt like that, onto the tarmac, onto the road, and you could easily have died.

00:53:05.000 That's attempted murder.

00:53:09.000 So the guys that got stabbed in the neck and in the ear, they were out and they were there from that stabbing the other night.

00:53:18.000 The one that showed preferential treatment.

00:53:22.000 Have I shown you that article?

00:53:23.000 It's 2-7.

00:53:25.000 It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever read in my life.

00:53:27.000 Will Carless wrote this for USA Today.

00:53:31.000 Carless.

00:53:31.000 How police handled a DC stabbing is yet another sign of how law enforcement favors extremist group Proud Boys.

00:53:39.000 They stopped a murder and a black woman was stabbed almost to death by thugs.

00:53:45.000 And the takeaway is Proud Boys get preferential treatment?

00:53:49.000 They favor non-violent criminals.

00:53:52.000 Was the favorite part where Enrique went in the car and drove around trying to find them?

00:53:57.000 Basically, this article argues that the police believed the story.

00:54:03.000 On account of they weren't the one to yield.

00:54:05.000 The officers, you see, my bleeding friends, we were just stabbed by that group that ran that way.

00:54:09.000 Yeah?

00:54:09.000 How would I know?

00:54:10.000 Sounds like bullshit to me.

00:54:12.000 I'm not driving around trying to help you find them.

00:54:13.000 Does he know how police, how law enforcement works?

00:54:17.000 I emailed him, Will Carlos, pull up that email.

00:54:20.000 And I said, you are the most incompetent piece of shit.

00:54:23.000 I said, this is the most clown world thing I've ever seen.

00:54:27.000 Your myopic obsession with the right sinning, it makes you blind to a black woman being stabbed.

00:54:34.000 And he said, I sent it to the wrong email first.

00:54:38.000 Like these inept boobs, they hop around from thing to thing. 1.00

00:54:43.000 So when I sent him to his old job, he's at USA Today now.

00:54:47.000 USA Today is really becoming more amateur hour than the fucking cat blog Daily Beast. 0.55

00:54:52.000 Try not to show the whole email.

00:54:54.000 No, I want to show the whole email.

00:54:55.000 I want people to see his email.

00:54:56.000 Well, our notes, too.

00:54:57.000 There you go.

00:54:58.000 I want you to complain.

00:54:59.000 No, no, show his email.

00:55:01.000 What is he?

00:55:02.000 WCarless without a car at usatoday.com.

00:55:07.000 Let USA Today know that this kind of incompetence is going on.

00:55:10.000 If you're a proud boy, by the way, this asshole is spreading lies about you that lead to you getting a four-year prison term when you're in court because judges are social justice warriors who read usatoday.com and believe this fucking shit.

00:55:24.000 I thought you were done with the proud boys.

00:55:26.000 I guess not.

00:55:26.000 Ooh, you got me, Will.

00:55:28.000 You got to look at this guy's face.

00:55:30.000 He's such a fucking beta pussy cuck.

00:55:34.000 Will Carlos.

00:55:36.000 Yeah, just look him up and Tabernato Carlos.

00:55:39.000 Carlos is an English name.

00:55:42.000 So he's another self-hating white guy.

00:55:45.000 There he is.

00:55:47.000 Wait, scroll down.

00:55:49.000 Look at him in his little striped shirt.

00:55:50.000 Hi.

00:55:52.000 I'm having a hoppy IPA.

00:55:55.000 Ooh, we've got fish.

00:55:56.000 I'm in Brazil.

00:55:58.000 Living the life, living my best life.

00:56:02.000 And fighting masculinity everywhere it lurks. 0.57

00:56:05.000 They always look like this.

00:56:09.000 All right, I think it's time that we did Election Gate.

00:56:13.000 Did Dude ever send a new version of that graphic?

00:56:15.000 He didn't, did he?

00:56:17.000 I don't think I saw that, no.

00:56:18.000 Let's see.

00:56:18.000 All right, let's stick to your terrible one that sucks.

00:56:21.000 That I based on everything you told me to do.

00:56:25.000 That was me trying to repair the shit job you had done. 0.57

00:56:28.000 I hadn't even started it.

00:56:31.000 So what are you doing right now?

00:56:32.000 I was looking for his thing, but give up on that.

00:56:35.000 Ladies and gentlemen, election gate.

00:56:45.000 All right, first thing you need to know about the election is that white people are stupid, 3-4. 0.77

00:56:51.000 Did you know that?

00:56:52.000 Did you know?

00:56:54.000 I just want them to suffer.

00:56:57.000 Did you know that there isn't a shred of evidence of a rigged election and no one has explained how Democrats convinced their nemeses to commit a felony in exchange for blank?

00:57:07.000 We'll fill in this blank when we can figure that part out.

00:57:12.000 But everyone knows how shrewd Nancy Pelosi can be. 1.00

00:57:15.000 Never mind those lost house seats or that failed impeachment bid.

00:57:19.000 Nice low IQ logic.

00:57:21.000 And this is on Yahoo News.

00:57:22.000 The root is just, it's just the KKK inverted.

00:57:26.000 It's just article after article about, they spell it why people, W-H-Y-P-I-P-O-L, why people, all one word, and how stupid we are and how much we suck.

00:57:35.000 If you switch the races on any article at the root, you'd go to jail.

00:57:40.000 You'd be the worst Nazi.

00:57:42.000 It's beyond Richard Spencer.

00:57:44.000 White people will believe anything except facts, says Michael Harriet, the Democrats stole the election for Joe Biden.

00:57:52.000 And go back.

00:57:54.000 Sarcasm doesn't work in print.

00:57:56.000 You've got to be really obvious.

00:57:58.000 That's why people write sarcasm in tweets and texts.

00:58:01.000 But he doesn't seem to, he's not sophisticated enough to understand that.

00:58:04.000 So what does he write?

00:58:06.000 The Democrats stole the election for Joe Biden.

00:58:08.000 New paragraph.

00:58:09.000 It's becoming painfully obvious that the Democratic Party somehow convinced the Republican legislatures to throw the election, blah, blah, after bellyaching.

00:58:17.000 For some reason, Democrats didn't even bother to give themselves a Senate majority.

00:58:21.000 That's the same point that I just read from further on down.

00:58:24.000 So his point is they must have stolen the, the proof they didn't steal the election is they didn't do other stuff Successfully for their side.

00:58:34.000 That's not proof.

00:58:35.000 Oh, we robbed a bank, did we?

00:58:37.000 Then how come we didn't rob that person outside the bank?

00:58:40.000 Because we're not robbers.

00:58:41.000 If we haven't done everything wrong, then we haven't done anything wrong.

00:58:45.000 Another Michael Harriet treasure here.

00:58:48.000 Dear white America, you're welcome. 0.93

00:58:51.000 You're welcome.

00:58:51.000 For what?

00:58:52.000 What did he do?

00:58:53.000 Is this slavery or Obama or what are we welcome for? 0.89

00:58:56.000 I don't know.

00:58:57.000 Let's see.

00:59:00.000 First, I'd like to note how I included a three-letter modifier, blah, blah, blah.

00:59:05.000 I'm talking to all the white people.

00:59:07.000 Are you enjoying that legal marijuana?

00:59:09.000 Like that stimulus check?

00:59:10.000 Are you happy you could finally get health care without a pre-existing condition or that you could visit Planned Parenthood?

00:59:16.000 So you're responsible for welfare and abortions? 0.90

00:59:18.000 Thanks.

00:59:20.000 We're responsible for welfare, drugs, and abortions.

00:59:27.000 We saved you.

00:59:29.000 Look at his website where he writes about himself.

00:59:32.000 3.5.

00:59:33.000 This is who's writing for Yahoo News and informing the housewives.

00:59:38.000 He doesn't wear funny hats, refer to himself in the third person, and occasionally uses...

00:59:43.000 See, he's talking about how much he likes to write.

00:59:46.000 And his first sentence in his self-written about page has tons of grammatical mistakes in it.

00:59:54.000 Michael Harrod is not an artist.

00:59:56.000 That's his thing he likes to do, right?

00:59:57.000 Is there a period at the end of that sentence?

01:00:00.000 Not after not an artist?

01:00:01.000 I can't see.

01:00:02.000 No.

01:00:02.000 No?

01:00:02.000 Okay.

01:00:03.000 So he's got another one-sentence paragraph.

01:00:05.000 He doesn't wear funny hats, refer to himself in third person, and occasionally uses, you mean and occasionally use, not uses, and occasionally use foul language in mixed company.

01:00:16.000 Again, with the sarcasm you can't read.

01:00:18.000 And it's got a fucking mistake.

01:00:19.000 It's used, not uses.

01:00:21.000 Michael Harrod is a writer.

01:00:23.000 He loves words, both written and spoken.

01:00:26.000 Yeah, so words, we're fine.

01:00:28.000 And the way they tumble off palettes and jump off pages.

01:00:33.000 Writing a novel is one of the many dreams that he has been able to live.

01:00:38.000 What an absolute fucking goon, corn harvester. 0.95

01:00:43.000 So that's who we're up against this weekend when I said anyone who still believes this like Trump Nazi shit is that caliber of IQ.

01:00:52.000 Like moron boob, useless slug. 0.96

01:00:55.000 Before this weekend, there were still some sane people, like your friend's uninformed wife.

01:01:02.000 But that's done now.

01:01:03.000 All right, let's look at Election Gate.

01:01:05.000 We do this every day, and we will continue to do it well after Biden pretends to win the election.

01:01:11.000 Here's a doozy.

01:01:12.000 The machines, Dominion voting system leads you to SmartMatic, which leads you to Mark Molloch Brown.

01:01:18.000 Who is he?

01:01:20.000 He's the best friend of George Soros.

01:01:22.000 No, I'm not kidding.

01:01:23.000 Calling for the immediate resignation of United Nations Deputy Secretary General Mark Molloch Brown.

01:01:28.000 There's an article about him.

01:01:30.000 And what we have, one subsidiary SmartMatic.

01:01:35.000 So they're showing that he works at SmartMatic, right?

01:01:39.000 And then we learn that SmartMatic's chairman is a member of the British House of Lords.

01:01:43.000 Mark Mulloch Brown, a former vice chairman of George Soros' investment funds, former vice president of the World Bank, leader of international partners for members, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:01:53.000 That's if Alex Jones said that, I would roll my eyes.

01:01:58.000 I'd say, dude, you're right about a lot of stuff, but you need to chill the fuck out, Alex.

01:02:03.000 You're going way too cuckoo.

01:02:05.000 Nope, it's a mainstream thought.

01:02:09.000 It gets worse.

01:02:10.000 The Dominion app, so those are the machines that record the voting.

01:02:13.000 The software in it appears to have been created by two different groups, Biden's team and Antifa.

01:02:23.000 What are you talking about, Gavin?

01:02:25.000 The extremists at Dominion Voting Systems.

01:02:27.000 So this is the Antifa guy.

01:02:29.000 Wait, did you go to 3.6?

01:02:31.000 Yeah, we did 3.6.

01:02:31.000 So here's 3.7.

01:02:33.000 One of the main people, whether or not the company's machines were misused, it poses structural risk and suppressing criticism will make Trump supporters even more dubious.

01:02:41.000 The extremists at Dominion voting systems.

01:02:43.000 So this kid, Eric Kumer, had a long history of posting on websites for skinheads.

01:02:48.000 Now, he's a sharp, right?

01:02:50.000 Skinhead against racial prejudice.

01:02:51.000 Those guys are just Antifa.

01:02:53.000 They started out in the 80s when I was a kid and they were fighting Nazis.

01:02:57.000 And we had Nazis when I was a kid.

01:02:58.000 They would come to our shows and fight us.

01:03:00.000 They had swastika tattoos.

01:03:01.000 They were actual Nazis, not like this bullshit today where you say anyone who's slightly conservative is a Nazi.

01:03:06.000 These guys had like a Klan tattoo on their back.

01:03:09.000 You can read about it in my hit book, Death of Cool.

01:03:12.000 They terrorized us.

01:03:14.000 And eventually, just like Proud Boys, we banded together, created a group called Sharps, Skin Against Racial Prejudice, beat up all the skinheads.

01:03:19.000 But then when the skinheads were gone, the Sharps had no one to fight. 0.92

01:03:23.000 So they moved the Overton window the other way and became so far left that they finally created Nazis. 0.87

01:03:30.000 Now, anyone who hunts is a Nazi. 0.64

01:03:32.000 Anyone who doesn't like rap is a Nazi. 0.55

01:03:34.000 There, back to work.

01:03:35.000 Supply and demand.

01:03:38.000 He was a heavy user of Goo Group for skinheads and seems to have possibly been a content moderator for Papaskin.com.

01:03:45.000 Only these aren't the neo-Nazis our mothers warned us about.

01:03:48.000 These skinheads call themselves sharps or skinheads against racial prejudice.

01:03:51.000 Think of them as a sort of punk rock antifa.

01:03:53.000 In 2012, roughly 18 sharps attacked a smaller group of suspected racists in Chicago restaurant with bats and batons.

01:04:00.000 That same year, three neo-Nazis were charged for the 1998 double murder of two sharps in Nevada.

01:04:05.000 Oh, I remember that.

01:04:09.000 So this kid is a radical, and he's making the software.

01:04:14.000 How reliable is that fucking software?

01:04:16.000 And again, lefties, I know you don't watch this show, but just reverse it.

01:04:21.000 Trump supporter designs software when Trump wins.

01:04:26.000 Is that in the parlor post of him?

01:04:28.000 Yeah.

01:04:28.000 So there's the guy.

01:04:29.000 He's got his little neck choker there.

01:04:31.000 Big fan of Dead Perez.

01:04:34.000 What's 3.9?

01:04:35.000 He's a coomer. 0.95

01:04:37.000 That's what they call winkers. 0.99

01:04:39.000 That's not funny.

01:04:40.000 How's that funny?

01:04:41.000 The Zoomer's called. 0.78

01:04:42.000 That's a Zoomer thing.

01:04:43.000 Report anti-Trump Dominion Voting System Security Chief was participating in Antifa calls, posted an Antifa manifesto letter to Trump online.

01:04:51.000 And then here's the Biden guy, 4-0.

01:04:56.000 There's things to click through there.

01:04:57.000 Oh, wait, wait, go back, go back.

01:04:59.000 There's a Few juicy things in that.

01:05:01.000 So go back to the one before that.

01:05:04.000 Eric was telling the Antifa members he needed to help keep the pressure up.

01:05:09.000 Conversation.

01:05:10.000 Don't worry about the election.

01:05:11.000 Trump's not going to win.

01:05:12.000 I made fucking sure of that.

01:05:14.000 Hmm.

01:05:16.000 And then go to 4-0.

01:05:23.000 This twice.

01:05:26.000 I got to take pictures of these fucking toys.

01:05:28.000 Let's see if we can do a time machine.

01:05:29.000 But it was a Biden.

01:05:32.000 A Biden campaign advisor also worked creating the machines and the software.

01:05:39.000 Just put member of Biden team voting machines or Dominion.

01:05:47.000 Yeah, member of Biden team Dominion.

01:05:51.000 Member of Biden team Dominion.

01:05:56.000 You type so slow, it's infuriating.

01:06:00.000 That's the first.

01:06:01.000 Trump concedes nothing in election.

01:06:04.000 No, who is Peter Neffinger?

01:06:11.000 Yeah, this is it.

01:06:12.000 A retired Vice Admiral U.S. co-serge Springs Rashid was recently added to the roster of individuals tasked with supporting President like Joe Biden as they transition into office.

01:06:19.000 He served as blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 0.83

01:06:22.000 Keep going.

01:06:24.000 Biden Harris would become special.

01:06:27.000 That Biden, the sitting president, has failed to concede.

01:06:29.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:06:33.000 Sidney Powell, an attorney representing Trump as he attempts to discount ballots that gave Biden his victory explained Neffinger's involvement in potential suit targeting ballot scanning and tabulation.

01:06:42.000 There we go.

01:06:43.000 During an interview Sunday with Fox News, Maria Baratomo.

01:06:47.000 Baratromo?

01:06:49.000 Fucking Barra smoke show, more like.

01:06:51.000 I'm so attracted to her, especially the way she always looks like she's crying.

01:06:55.000 That's sadistic.

01:06:57.000 Yeah.

01:06:58.000 So it looks like someone on the Trump transition team was also involved in ballot scanning.

01:07:04.000 That's a pretty big deal.

01:07:04.000 And though Fox News has totally shit the bed on covering this, Tucker and Maria are still standing by us, standing by Trump and saying the truth.

01:07:16.000 All right, that's Election Gate for today.

01:07:19.000 Jim Goad's going to be putting them together as a regular thing on the website, censored.tv homepage.

01:07:26.000 And now it's time to go to the mailbag.

01:07:42.000 Okay, let's get to it.

01:07:45.000 Hear from the people.

01:07:46.000 The people on the streets.

01:07:50.000 That's one for Gary.

01:07:52.000 There's one for Gary.

01:07:53.000 Gary's getting very popular.

01:07:55.000 He's also getting on my fucking nerves.

01:07:58.000 Garen, hey man, hey.

01:08:01.000 I told you I walked right by him the other day because I had a mask on.

01:08:04.000 But he's like, hey man, I want to watch myself.

01:08:08.000 Can I do that like on a TV?

01:08:11.000 I don't know.

01:08:11.000 Figure it out.

01:08:12.000 Here's a login code.

01:08:17.000 I said, come by the studio.

01:08:19.000 And we'll just show you on the computer if you can't figure out the app or whatever.

01:08:23.000 And since I said that, every day...

01:08:26.000 Tuck, tuck, tuck, tuck, tuck, tuck, tuck.

01:08:27.000 He just, he hits the door like this.

01:08:32.000 So I'm sitting talking, doing this show, and I just hear, holy shit.

01:08:39.000 Send your mail into Gary.

01:08:41.000 Here's a little Chiron here.

01:08:43.000 Subject line Gary.

01:08:45.000 Mailbag at censor.tv.

01:08:47.000 Or you could send a video.

01:08:50.000 Is there an address I can send a specifically made item two?

01:08:52.000 It's no bigger than a bread box.

01:08:53.000 Oh, and by the way, do you already have a box for bread?

01:08:55.000 Hope not.

01:08:55.000 Also, have you heard of Ryan George?

01:08:57.000 He's a very funny Canadian YouTuber who lampoons movie studio pitch meetings, ripping apart their logic and potholes and shameless cash grabs.

01:09:02.000 Here's a link.

01:09:03.000 Best Lighthouse Tom again.

01:09:06.000 Can you hit that with a thing?

01:09:07.000 I'm not seeing that one there.

01:09:09.000 What?

01:09:11.000 Tom Rose?

01:09:13.000 Okay, gotcha.

01:09:17.000 Here's a link.

01:09:20.000 This better be funny, dude.

01:09:23.000 Oh, these are the pitch meetings.

01:09:26.000 So, you have a Star Trek sequel for me?

01:09:28.000 Yes, sir.

01:09:29.000 So we're gonna jump right into the action on this one.

01:09:31.000 Oh, we are.

01:09:32.000 Yeah, Kirk and the gang are on this planet, and they're trying to stop this volcano from erupting and killing everybody.

01:09:37.000 Okay, okay.

01:09:38.000 So Spock needs to go inside this volcano with a cold fusion device to freeze it.

01:09:43.000 Is that what cold fusion does?

01:09:44.000 Well, it has cold in the name, so most probably.

01:09:46.000 I didn't even bother to Google it.

01:09:48.000 Fair enough.

01:09:49.000 And why can't they just beam this device in there?

01:09:51.000 Oh, for a space reason, I imagine.

01:09:53.000 Okay, okay, and why can't they just drop it in?

01:09:55.000 Other space reasons, probably.

01:09:56.000 Okay.

01:09:57.000 So because he's in a volcano, it seems like Spock's gonna die.

01:10:02.000 It's perfectly fine.

01:10:03.000 Um, comedy, sir.

01:10:06.000 Mr. Green, just threw this music video together using clips from Saturday.

01:10:10.000 Fuck around and find out.

01:10:13.000 Come on, this fast.

01:10:14.000 So I want you to make a proud boy video to the tune of You Better Get Ready to Die!

01:10:19.000 Cause here we come.

01:11:18.000 Eight minutes.

01:11:22.000 That's cool, dude.

01:11:23.000 Got some poundings.

01:11:25.000 That's under the Mr. Green, Mr. Period Space Green With an E at the end.

01:11:36.000 I'm gonna put that in there.

01:11:38.000 Some people that are pointing cameras at you.

01:11:40.000 I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

01:11:43.000 I want you to repeat after me.

01:11:44.000 Why don't you do repeat after me?

01:11:52.000 I love everything Enrique does, but seems to get scared when he's inducting chicks.

01:12:15.000 Okay.

01:12:16.000 Love you, Enrique.

01:12:17.000 Hey, Gavin, what's going on with Kanye West?

01:12:19.000 On the Instagram, The Typical Liberal, they have a link in their bio to a recent short documentary on Kanye.

01:12:23.000 One thing they point out is the similarity between Trump and West, that they are both successful popular outsiders, and second is they both got insulted by Obama.

01:12:32.000 I have some questions.

01:12:34.000 Okay.

01:12:35.000 Why is it that both Trump and West can't be canceled?

01:12:38.000 Well, of course, Trump can't be canceled because he's the current sitting president, but why can't Kanye be canceled?

01:12:43.000 Something about the money?

01:12:44.000 It's got to be the money.

01:12:45.000 Yes, it's the money.

01:12:46.000 And he's black.

01:12:49.000 Two, Kim Kardashian West congratulated Biden and Harris, but did she ever really support her own husband?

01:12:56.000 She seems to have a separate view than him, and that's perfectly reasonable. 0.99

01:13:01.000 I'm a little concerned ever since I saw AIU's video about all the people she's getting out of prison who are guilty and are murderers.

01:13:10.000 Why did Kanye go quiet after the election?

01:13:12.000 I believe he had his life threatened.

01:13:15.000 He was pretty vocal about supporting Trump, and I think someone made it clear, some gangbanger made it clear, that if he doesn't stop supporting Trump, they're going to kill his whole family.

01:13:24.000 People like Eli Alexander and Elon Musk were on Kanye's orange train, but were they really?

01:13:29.000 Yes.

01:13:30.000 Why would we ever want President Kanye West if Kanye seems to make decisions based on emotion?

01:13:35.000 We wouldn't.

01:13:36.000 I don't know.

01:13:36.000 Who the fuck am I?

01:13:38.000 These questions.

01:13:41.000 Okay, this guy says, thanks, Gav Scott, and he sent a link to a badass jam.

01:13:48.000 Didn't we show this already?

01:13:50.000 Barbecue beer freedom remix.

01:14:19.000 Pony polled, afterglowing phony polls.

01:14:21.000 Election interference.

01:14:22.000 Lake polls.

01:14:23.000 Suppression polls.

01:14:25.000 If you count the illegal votes, I easily win.

01:14:27.000 If you count the illegal vote, this is a case where they're trying to steal an election.

01:14:33.000 They're trying to rig an election with Brian.

01:14:36.000 This just in.

01:14:38.000 The chick with the yellow pants? 1.00

01:14:39.000 Yes.

01:14:41.000 She has been apprehended.

01:14:43.000 Oh.

01:14:44.000 Now hold on, hold on.

01:14:45.000 Post-millennial?

01:14:48.000 There's two videos.

01:14:49.000 What the hell am I doing here?

01:14:51.000 Our guy getting sucker punk.

01:14:52.000 They caught the purp.

01:14:53.000 What the fudge?

01:15:00.000 Shizbot. 0.79

01:15:02.000 Did I email it to you?

01:15:04.000 You did.

01:15:05.000 Okay.

01:15:05.000 So we got the post-millennial here.

01:15:07.000 Open one of the vids.

01:15:12.000 There we go.

01:15:13.000 DC native, I am Britt MC Alley out here on Black Lives Matter Plaza.

01:15:17.000 What a nice lady. 1.00

01:15:18.000 Letting Trump and his followers know he lost and take his white supremacist.

01:15:21.000 Is that spelled wrong?

01:15:23.000 Ideology out of here.

01:15:25.000 And then we see, go back to the top.

01:15:28.000 The very top, please.

01:15:30.000 Exclusive suspect.

01:15:31.000 No, exclusive.

01:15:32.000 Suspect film beating Trump supporter in D.C. is a journalism student.

01:15:36.000 So that's our guy lying flat there that we just talked to, Joe.

01:15:40.000 And she kicked him when he's down, and she is a journalism student.

01:15:44.000 This is how you learn journalism.

01:15:45.000 Why doesn't your fucking tweets mount?

01:15:48.000 Fix that, please.

01:15:51.000 Oh, wait.

01:15:51.000 That's another video of her punching a woman.

01:15:57.000 Look, from behind, and then running away.

01:16:13.000 Now go to my other link, and you can see the front view of that.

01:16:24.000 There she is.

01:16:25.000 There's yellow pants.

01:16:26.000 Don't wear distinctive pants if you're out doing crimes.

01:16:31.000 This day wasn't about.

01:16:36.000 Sorry.

01:16:36.000 So where was that now?

01:16:40.000 I cut that out of my nizzotes. 1.00

01:16:43.000 Okay.

01:16:44.000 Sorry, let's get back to the mailbag.

01:16:46.000 So they've apprehended yellow pants.

01:16:47.000 God, I hope Joe presses charges.

01:16:55.000 This is from Sean.

01:16:56.000 He says, it's not just whites.

01:16:59.000 What isn't just whites? 0.97

01:17:00.000 Hate crimes in U.S. reach highest level in more than a decade.

01:17:04.000 Hate crimes rose, blah, blah, blah.

01:17:05.000 There are 51 hate crime murders.

01:17:08.000 73, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:17:12.000 Veda also says, what am I supposed to read here, dude?

01:17:15.000 Anti-Hispanic hate crimes.

01:17:18.000 Look, I don't have time to read your fucking homework assignment, but I'm telling you that if you really look at hate crime stats, you'll find that they're the least, the majority of them are anti-white, and whites are the, 0.65

01:17:33.000 as they appear in the population, are the least likely to commit a hate crime.

01:17:37.000 And if you want to see real race wars, check out the black and Hispanic dealings going on in South Central Los Angeles. 0.98

01:17:45.000 Okay.

01:17:45.000 Hey, Gavin, I thought you might find this interesting since you mentioned having him on the show.

01:17:49.000 The Kartnark guy is actually the creative director of a popular LA-based radio show called The Woody Show.

01:17:53.000 And he's mentioned being a fan of yours.

01:17:55.000 He goes by Seabass.

01:17:57.000 A few weeks ago, they did a segment on air where each host talked about their career highs, lows, and proudest moments.

01:18:02.000 When it was Seabass's turn, he said something like, a friend of mine told me that Gavin McInnis was a fan of Kartnark and talking about me in the show, and I've been a fan of his for years.

01:18:09.000 It made me feel really special.

01:18:12.000 Oh, can we see what he looks like?

01:18:14.000 Let's see if Seabass shows up.

01:18:17.000 The Woody Show?

01:18:18.000 Seabass.

01:18:23.000 Cameron Tays Seabass.

01:18:25.000 Seabass is taking his headphones.

01:18:27.000 I would never allow you to...

01:18:28.000 You could beat the shit out of me for an hour before I would let you do that. 0.66

01:18:32.000 One! 0.96

01:18:36.000 Stop it! 0.99

01:18:38.000 Put it down on the ground.

01:18:41.000 Who was Kartnark?

01:18:42.000 You know, what's his name?

01:18:44.000 The guy who's dead, Anthony Bourdain.

01:18:46.000 I talked to him once about being Taze, and he said, it made me mad at God for allowing such things to exist. 0.93

01:18:56.000 So that's Kartnark, huh?

01:18:58.000 Kartnark.

01:19:00.000 Anyway, even though the show is really anti-PC and appeals to LA's working class, you could tell the other host immediately went into damage control, saying stuff like, uh-huh.

01:19:07.000 Yeah, for listeners who don't know who, don't know, he's the founder of Vice.

01:19:10.000 He's done some comedy stuff before, but he's a controversial figure.

01:19:12.000 But Seabass didn't shy away from his being a fan comment.

01:19:16.000 Yes, I do find that interesting.

01:19:17.000 You turn around.

01:19:19.000 You turn around?

01:19:23.000 I love how not one person that the Carton arc catches sees the humor.

01:19:28.000 No.

01:19:29.000 It's the same with Proud Boys, where they don't see any of the jokes.

01:19:32.000 Or Trump will say something and they'll go, that's not even true.

01:19:34.000 He can't shoot someone in the middle of 46th Street.

01:19:39.000 Test the humor before.

01:19:41.000 Like when you hear that Proud Boys get beaten until they can eat five breakfast cereals, at least consider the possibility that there's some humor in that.

01:19:48.000 It's not a joke.

01:19:51.000 Check out this Etsy commercial.

01:19:53.000 You turn around!

01:19:54.000 You'll think it is gayer than Rygai's gay face. 0.99

01:19:57.000 Okay, that's hurtful, stupid, retarded. 1.00

01:20:02.000 Don't worry, they're gonna love you.

01:20:05.000 I got you mean!

01:20:07.000 Hey, hey, that's true!

01:20:09.000 I thought y'all got lost.

01:20:11.000 I thought y'all got lost.

01:20:13.000 I've seen this commercial before, so this is gay guy shows up to the black family.

01:20:17.000 And they sit at the other end because they feel uncomfortable.

01:20:23.000 What the fuck?

01:20:24.000 Where are they sitting?

01:20:26.000 Are they sitting on the floor?

01:20:28.000 Like on the way to the living room, dining room?

01:20:31.000 Where the fuck are they?

01:20:32.000 No gays on the chairs. 1.00

01:20:34.000 I know y'all be leaking from the butts. 1.00

01:20:35.000 Yo, I know you all got, you sit on the shitty part of the carpet where the dog already took a piss.

01:20:40.000 I don't want no crunches.

01:20:41.000 You ain't sitting on a chair with your cum-filled asses? 1.00

01:20:44.000 Gonna make my sofa crunchy.

01:20:45.000 What are you, out of your mind?

01:20:47.000 Who sits on the floor anywhere, ever?

01:20:51.000 We didn't forget about you.

01:20:52.000 Welcome to the family.

01:20:53.000 It's lube.

01:20:56.000 It's a giant black dog.

01:20:59.000 It's just porn DVDs.

01:21:00.000 Gay porn. 0.97

01:21:01.000 No, it's straight porn DVDs.

01:21:03.000 I thought you might want to give this a try.

01:21:04.000 Just one last chance.

01:21:05.000 Holy water on a cross.

01:21:08.000 Bible.

01:21:09.000 A noose.

01:21:10.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:21:11.000 A noose.

01:21:14.000 We love you guys, but I mean.

01:21:16.000 It's a large vial of poison.

01:21:20.000 Yeah, you don't have to do this right now, but consider it.

01:21:22.000 Yeah, actually, don't do it here.

01:21:24.000 Yeah, I don't.

01:21:24.000 Y'all be puking.

01:21:25.000 I don't want to get no dead gays all over the carpet. 1.00

01:21:28.000 Drag your gay ass heads here. 1.00

01:21:30.000 But the funny thing about that is out of all the families in America, I would say blacks are the least likely to be happy about their gay son. 0.97

01:21:37.000 Hispanics would be second. 1.00

01:21:39.000 Asians would be third. 1.00

01:21:41.000 Yeah, they probably don't care.

01:21:42.000 And then whites are like, whatever, homo. 1.00

01:21:46.000 Hey, G-Dog, on Sam Hyde's new podcast, he mentions meeting you for the first time and how you told him he, quote, looked like someone hired to clean the latrine at a frat house.

01:21:56.000 Do you remember that?

01:21:57.000 I crack me up.

01:21:59.000 I don't remember that, but that's pretty funny.

01:22:01.000 And that's exactly what he looks like.

01:22:03.000 Pretty definite.

01:22:03.000 See, the beauty of having done do's and don'ts for 10 years is that when I insult people and I have confrontations on the street, I can go right to fashion and really nail them.

01:22:11.000 Like some guy on the weekend was giving me this smug look.

01:22:15.000 Like, I know who you are, bitch. 1.00

01:22:16.000 I'll fuck you up.

01:22:18.000 But he had on a brand new sweater and a brand new perfect matching wool hat.

01:22:23.000 He was kind of a whop. 1.00

01:22:25.000 And I go, y'all right?

01:22:26.000 And he goes, I know who you are.

01:22:29.000 And I go, I like your little outfit there.

01:22:30.000 Y'all cozy?

01:22:32.000 You're a little chilly this morning.

01:22:33.000 So he had to put on the matching sweater and a hat, eh?

01:22:36.000 And then he's like, and then I just drove away.

01:22:39.000 Gotcha, bitch. 1.00

01:22:41.000 He also went on to say that you're one of the sharpest guys in terms of interacting with others that he's ever met.

01:22:47.000 I want to fuck you with my heels on. 1.00

01:22:48.000 Well, well, well.

01:22:52.000 I want to find that.

01:22:53.000 I'm going to log into my gum road.

01:22:58.000 This episode was almost immediately removed from YouTube.

01:23:00.000 Great Jones drop, though.

01:23:02.000 If you can find the Timcast in real life episode, it's at 3 hours and 33 minutes.

01:23:07.000 That is since banned.

01:23:11.000 He sent the actual thing.

01:23:14.000 It's not on YouTube, but it must be somewhere else.

01:23:16.000 Yeah.

01:23:17.000 It says, message for Michael Malice.

01:23:19.000 Michael, I'm not gay.

01:23:20.000 It's not playing over here.

01:23:20.000 Good to know.

01:23:21.000 Message from.

01:23:23.000 And let's see.

01:23:25.000 Oh, my gay gaming.

01:23:26.000 Oh, I got it.

01:23:27.000 We got to play in two different times.

01:23:28.000 Here we go.

01:23:33.000 Message from a...

01:23:34.000 I don't know.

01:23:34.000 I'm not going to say that.

01:23:36.000 Not gay gaming says, message for Michael Malice. 0.94

01:23:38.000 Michael, I'm not gay.

01:23:40.000 Good to know.

01:23:41.000 Excellent to know.

01:23:42.000 And let's see.

01:23:43.000 I am gay.

01:23:44.000 Oh, like expiration.

01:23:47.000 Michael Malice and Alex Jones.

01:23:49.000 What a combo.

01:23:52.000 I think Michael Malice is gay. 0.99

01:23:56.000 When he blew me, it was like two.

01:23:58.000 His asshole felt gay at my dick. 0.99

01:24:01.000 His asshole felt really loose.

01:24:03.000 And I thought, someone's been here before.

01:24:05.000 There was no gay. 1.00

01:24:06.000 There was no hymen blood in the sheets.

01:24:10.000 Dude, you're probably going to get dozen emails about the cut asking the ugliest group of black people, so what are white people superior up? 0.53

01:24:16.000 But that's not the only gay video from the cut.

01:24:18.000 The cut is filmed in Seattle.

01:24:19.000 100 people tell us how hot they are.

01:24:22.000 All right, this is the last letter.

01:24:23.000 This looks long.

01:24:24.000 I think I'm like a seven in like personality.

01:24:27.000 What are you looking?

01:24:28.000 I don't give a shit.

01:24:30.000 A four.

01:24:32.000 Whoa, Whoa!

01:24:33.000 Sassy! 1.00

01:24:34.000 I'm addicted to these the cut videos.

01:24:36.000 I've seen them all, including this one.

01:24:38.000 How attractive are you?

01:24:41.000 What?

01:24:41.000 Oh, 7.2, 6.1.

01:24:44.000 6.8.

01:24:46.000 I don't know.

01:24:46.000 I already stood from 1 to 10.

01:24:48.000 5.9.

01:24:49.000 Right now, a 2.

01:24:51.000 5.

01:24:52.000 2.

01:24:52.000 On a bad day.

01:24:53.000 5 on a good day.

01:24:56.000 Wait, she knew.

01:24:56.000 That's accurate.

01:24:57.000 Blacks always have high scores, I find. 1.00

01:24:59.000 On a bad day.

01:25:00.000 5.

01:25:01.000 Right now, a 2.

01:25:03.000 2.

01:25:04.000 On a bad day.

01:25:05.000 5 on a good day.

01:25:06.000 This is hard.

01:25:06.000 I feel bad when they know it.

01:25:08.000 Yeah, I feel bad.

01:25:09.000 Like, I prefer her saying a 10.

01:25:10.000 Yeah, and then we'd be like, okay, sweetheart, whatever.

01:25:14.000 But when they nail it exactly, 2.4.

01:25:16.000 You're like, because I'm fat and ugly.

01:25:19.000 Yeah, that's pretty much the truth.

01:25:22.000 Like, the fish for compliments, you know, like, dude, you're not a three.

01:25:27.000 I feel like I'm not very symmetrical.

01:25:28.000 You definitely have three or a four.

01:25:30.000 Three or a four.

01:25:31.000 It's very hairy up from like head to toe.

01:25:33.000 That's nice.

01:25:34.000 You're a seven, bro.

01:25:35.000 Yeah.

01:25:35.000 Say a four.

01:25:36.000 No, you're like a five point something.

01:25:38.000 No, he's more than that.

01:25:39.000 He's like a 6.3 at least.

01:25:41.000 What do you think you are?

01:25:42.000 I don't know.

01:25:43.000 I don't care.

01:25:44.000 Yeah.

01:25:45.000 I'm like a seven personality-wise.

01:25:47.000 You know what I am at a 10?

01:25:48.000 Fuck you.

01:25:50.000 Is that a number?

01:25:52.000 I'm one and it's this.

01:25:54.000 No, seriously, what are you looks-wise at a 10?

01:25:57.000 People can see your height.

01:25:58.000 I'm jacked up.

01:25:59.000 My fucking hair looks like this.

01:26:02.000 Probably like a 6.9, 7.2.

01:26:05.000 7.2?

01:26:06.000 What about the fact that you're a midget? 1.00

01:26:08.000 That doesn't matter.

01:26:09.000 Women aren't interested in men. 1.00

01:26:11.000 You got some good guns.

01:26:13.000 My body's pretty dope.

01:26:14.000 If you can be fit in a pocket, isn't that a turnoff for ladies? 1.00

01:26:18.000 I don't know.

01:26:19.000 My dick's decent as hell.

01:26:21.000 Yeah, they don't find that out until they've already.

01:26:23.000 That's true.

01:26:25.000 Well, funny.

01:26:26.000 So my personality is not a good thing.

01:26:26.000 I don't know if I didn't say personality.

01:26:28.000 I said looks.

01:26:29.000 Probably 7.2.

01:26:30.000 Solid 7.2.

01:26:32.000 Looks like.

01:26:33.000 I am a 6.

01:26:38.000 Well, these eyes are pretty wrinkled.

01:26:40.000 At least 5.

01:26:41.000 6.5.

01:26:42.000 Oh, thank you very much.

01:26:43.000 I wasn't going to go that way.

01:26:44.000 You got good facial hair.

01:26:45.000 You got nice eyes.

01:26:46.000 Your teeth are very nice.

01:26:47.000 They're very straight.

01:26:48.000 I remember asking you if they were...

01:26:49.000 They match my shirt, exactly.

01:26:51.000 They're like perfect teeth, though.

01:26:52.000 They are perfect.

01:26:53.000 Like the shape.

01:26:54.000 All right, let's be real.

01:26:55.000 6.35.

01:26:57.000 And then everything else, I get into this.

01:26:59.000 And then you got the Wolverman.

01:27:00.000 Wolverine 8.

01:27:01.000 You have like the Wolverine.

01:27:02.000 Show your abs.

01:27:03.000 With the money.

01:27:04.000 You've been getting that.

01:27:05.000 Oh, my new body?

01:27:06.000 Yeah.

01:27:07.000 It's pretty decent.

01:27:09.000 Look at these things starting.

01:27:10.000 Yeah.

01:27:11.000 See them under the fat.

01:27:12.000 It's getting pretty good.

01:27:13.000 We should take a look at the market.

01:27:14.000 We showed my dry cleaner today.

01:27:15.000 She goes, Mr. Gavin.

01:27:17.000 This is as I'm leaving with my shirts.

01:27:18.000 She's like, Mr. Gavin.

01:27:20.000 Yes?

01:27:20.000 Did I leave something?

01:27:21.000 Are you getting maybe a little bit, put on a little bit of weight?

01:27:24.000 No, she didn't.

01:27:26.000 I love the tactlessness of the Koreans. 1.00

01:27:29.000 Asians are so. 1.00

01:27:30.000 She laughed my head off. 1.00

01:27:31.000 And she goes, oh, because I thought it was funny.

01:27:34.000 And then I'm like, a little, little bit, little bit, little.

01:27:37.000 Emo, I've lost tons of weight.

01:27:38.000 Should we take steroids?

01:27:39.000 Just for you.

01:27:40.000 No, dude.

01:27:40.000 Okay.

01:27:41.000 Look, I'm still recovering.

01:27:42.000 Oh, that's right.

01:27:43.000 You did try to.

01:27:44.000 It makes you bald.

01:27:45.000 Interesting.

01:27:46.000 Not worth it.

01:27:48.000 No, you need a trainer.

01:27:49.000 That's how you get an incredible body like mine.

01:27:51.000 All right.

01:27:52.000 Are you racist?

01:27:53.000 Oh, we're done with this video, right?

01:27:54.000 Yeah.

01:27:55.000 Okay.

01:27:57.000 Am I racist?

01:27:58.000 Yeah.

01:27:58.000 Okay.

01:27:59.000 Oh, you know what that thing does, by the way, that video we just saw?

01:28:02.000 Throughout the video, the numbers get higher and higher.

01:28:04.000 The people all look pretty much the same, but they start with ones and twos and threes and fours, and then by the end, it's like 10, 10, and they're all ugly.

01:28:14.000 No.

01:28:16.000 No.

01:28:17.000 Whoa, hold on.

01:28:19.000 Asians do be stupid. 1.00

01:28:23.000 Are you racist?

01:28:24.000 Whoa.

01:28:26.000 Am I white?

01:28:27.000 A racist?

01:28:27.000 Am I racist?

01:28:29.000 Yeah.

01:28:29.000 I should hope not.

01:28:30.000 What kind of question is that?

01:28:31.000 I wasn't expecting to get asked that.

01:28:33.000 I'm like, no?

01:28:34.000 No.

01:28:35.000 No.

01:28:35.000 Hell no.

01:28:36.000 That is a multi-layered question.

01:28:38.000 Well, let's get into it.

01:28:40.000 I say the N-word when I'm by myself and listening to crap songs.

01:28:43.000 I've seen a black man like walking towards me and I cross the street, but I'm always in my head, like, please know that this is because you're a man, not because you're black.

01:28:52.000 Are you racist?

01:28:53.000 I'm not racist.

01:28:56.000 I met this guy in Glasgow who's like, they go, this is Bob the bigot.

01:28:59.000 That's his nickname.

01:29:00.000 And the public goes, oh, I go, so are you a bigot?

01:29:03.000 He goes, no, only against Packies.

01:29:07.000 You know what they did?

01:29:07.000 They were like, here's Bob the bigot.

01:29:09.000 There's Paul the bigot.

01:29:10.000 There's Willie the bigot.

01:29:11.000 I'm Strachan the bigot.

01:29:13.000 Okay, that's enough.

01:29:13.000 We got to end this show.

01:29:15.000 Strachan's a name.

01:29:16.000 It's my uncle's name.

01:29:17.000 My gay uncle was named Strachan.

01:29:19.000 Strachen.

01:29:20.000 And when my grandfather was dying, Strachan was at his bedside.

01:29:24.000 It's my brother's middle name, too.

01:29:26.000 And he said, who are you?

01:29:29.000 And he goes, I'm Strachan, Dad.

01:29:32.000 And he goes, Dragon?

01:29:34.000 Who would name their kid Dragon?

01:29:37.000 Or when Danny McAloon, my favorite Bronx boxer, was dying, he's got two sons and one's a cop.

01:29:43.000 Three sons, actually.

01:29:44.000 But two sons who were in his life.

01:29:46.000 The other's an asshole.

01:29:47.000 And Willie, the cop, was by his bed as he was dying, and he goes, my boy, my boy.

01:29:56.000 Wait, which one are you?

01:29:57.000 Are you Dave?

01:29:58.000 And he goes, no, dad, it's Willie.

01:30:00.000 And he goes, Willie?

01:30:01.000 Oh, yeah, you're the cop.

01:30:02.000 Fuck, I hate cops.

01:30:05.000 That was his last words.

01:30:06.000 That's amazing.

01:30:07.000 The last, last words?

01:30:09.000 Yes.

01:30:09.000 Holy shit.

01:30:10.000 Well, at least I'm going to say yes because it's such a good story.

01:30:12.000 It's a great way to end.

01:30:13.000 You know, I got the Sam Hyde thing, 243.

01:30:16.000 I just logged into this thing, if you're interested.

01:30:19.000 There he is, looking exactly like someone who cleans the latrines at a frat house.

01:30:23.000 Older people, they assume that you know.

01:30:25.000 Older people, they assume that.

01:30:26.000 He's probably wearing some ridiculous basketball shoes.

01:30:29.000 Oh, here we go, here we go.

01:30:30.000 Ad agency.

01:30:32.000 Yeah.

01:30:32.000 Like, that's a joke some guy would make for years.

01:30:35.000 Yeah, that'd be his go-to.

01:30:37.000 I did open mic stand-up is like absolutely brutal.

01:30:42.000 You had this is 242.

01:30:43.000 I went back.

01:30:44.000 I went back a little bit because he started the movie.

01:30:47.000 He's like watching Saw for the first time.

01:30:48.000 Like watching Saw for the first time.

01:30:50.000 But there was this one guy who he dressed like an absolute fucking jock idiot.

01:31:00.000 And it reminded me of...

01:31:02.000 It reminded me of the first time I went to go see, went to meet Gavin McInnes.

01:31:07.000 I was wearing, similar to what I have now, like a thrift store t-shirt and cut off sweatshorts.

01:31:13.000 And we were in New York City at like an ad agency.

01:31:16.000 And I was probably wearing some ridiculous basketball shoes or something.

01:31:20.000 And he said, Gavin McInnes said to me, Gavin McInnes is like, in terms of real life banter and like talking to people, he's easily the sharpest I've ever met.

01:31:34.000 He said to me that I looked like a guy that was hired to clean the latrines at a frat house.

01:31:41.000 But he said it instantly as soon as I walked in, like without knowing me or anything, he said, you look like one of the guys they hire to clean their latrines at a frat house.

01:31:52.000 Oh my god.

01:31:52.000 What fuck's with that other guy?

01:31:54.000 Anyway.

01:31:54.000 On his phone, I don't know.

01:31:55.000 Open my side.

01:31:56.000 Wow, great.

01:31:58.000 I don't even know if he's on his phone.

01:31:58.000 He's looking at his nails.

01:32:00.000 What?

01:32:01.000 Way to make Ryan look exciting, dude.

01:32:04.000 And there was a dude, fucking jock, idiot, dude. 0.74

01:32:07.000 Anyway, very cool.

01:32:08.000 All right, we've come to the end of the show.

01:32:09.000 Pretty long show.

01:32:10.000 Jeesh, Luis.

01:32:11.000 And I only said MAGA March, Election Gate, and Mailbag. 0.59

01:32:16.000 And we still.

01:32:17.000 So we got a ton of shit.

01:32:19.000 It's a lot more fun and pop culture related tomorrow, but we had to make this Trump Day, people.

01:32:25.000 Trump Day.

01:32:28.000 What's the final fabulous?

01:32:32.000 I don't know.

01:32:32.000 Let's.

01:32:33.000 You're not a nice person.

01:32:35.000 Fuck you.

01:32:48.000 Wait, did that song imply your father ran away because I'm gay when he found out you weren't gay?

01:32:54.000 I guess he found out when I was gay when I was a baby.

01:32:56.000 But you being gay is a secret. 1.00

01:32:58.000 No, it's out there.

01:33:00.000 Okay.

01:33:01.000 I've watched this video 700,000 times, and I'm asking you, the viewer, what the fuck is going on?

01:33:23.000 So he's got some sort of wire.

01:33:24.000 Oh, I think I know here.

01:33:26.000 Yeah, he's got some sort of wire holding his shoulders up.

01:33:29.000 Yeah.

01:33:32.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:33:33.000 And the sleeves are really wide.

01:33:35.000 And his shoulders are.

01:33:36.000 He comes down with the sleeves and nothing happens.

01:33:38.000 Like his sleeves are like this.

01:33:40.000 And then there's something in his back that keeps his thing up, like a square.

01:33:44.000 Yep, yep.

01:33:46.000 And you can see his shoulders don't start where the shoulders are in the thing.

01:33:49.000 Yeah.

01:33:49.000 When he walks away, you see that he has fake shoulders.

01:33:54.000 That is low.

01:33:55.000 That is really...

01:33:56.000 He's really good at that trick.

01:33:58.000 I mean, all of your explanations and my explanations...

01:34:01.000 Well, I think the takeaway there is that crack really helps magic.

01:34:06.000 Crack builds good magicians.

01:34:08.000 Great show today.

01:34:09.000 Great show out, turn-up, show tune.

01:34:14.000 Good work, MAGA people, this weekend.

01:34:17.000 You showed anyone who's remotely curious what the truth is.

01:34:20.000 And the truth is, MAGA people love America.

01:34:24.000 They want to keep America great.

01:34:26.000 And it was a brilliant move because these gestures, they control the narrative.

01:34:31.000 When they say Trump's unpopular, you just cut to that MAGA march and people go, eh, no, I don't think so.

01:34:37.000 The media is going to continue to lie.

01:34:38.000 They're going to continue to bullshit you.

01:34:40.000 But now we have evidence that they're lying.

01:34:42.000 And that's what matters.

01:34:43.000 And that's what we have to keep doing in our personal lives, saying the truth, no matter what the consequences.

01:34:50.000 Get fired.

01:34:51.000 Get in trouble.

01:34:52.000 Be brave.

01:34:53.000 And never stop fighting.

01:34:55.000 Take me home to the place where I be home.

01:35:04.000 West Virginia.

01:35:10.000 Take me home.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 16, 2020

S03E39 - MAGA MARCH MADNESS [2020-11-16 - S03E39 - MAGA MARCH MADNESS]

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