Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E41 - RELEASE THE KRAKEN [2020-11-19 - S03E41 - RELEASE THE KRAKEN]

00:00:03.000 Well, there's a pretty little baby on the cabin board, and the little house gold baby on the door.

00:00:09.000 I love that girl with the golden hair.

00:00:12.000 And the Tennessee stirs in Tennessee Mary.

00:00:18.000 With cabin McKinnon.

00:00:20.000 I fucked it up bad.

00:00:23.000 So Fergie, do you have that?

00:00:27.000 I wasn't very quick on the pause there.

00:00:29.000 Nope.

00:00:30.000 What's going with my hair?

00:00:31.000 I didn't touch it today.

00:00:32.000 I thought, let's give it some body.

00:00:34.000 You know, keep the black goop out. 1.00

00:00:37.000 I wear Razak for perms.

00:00:39.000 It's black women's perm control. 1.00

00:00:42.000 Black people always tell me that I smell like their aunt. 1.00

00:00:46.000 But this is what it would normally be if it was free to be you and me.

00:00:50.000 I talk about my hair when I come on the show because that's what Anthony Cumi does, and he's my mentor.

00:00:54.000 I see that.

00:00:56.000 Okay, maybe I should stop talking about my hair.

00:00:58.000 Trump is not impressed.

00:01:00.000 We've got a fucking jam-packed show for you today.

00:01:04.000 I mean, the news cycle's going Bananese, and we did a live show yesterday at All Call-Ins.

00:01:12.000 So fuck, even the newspapers I got have piled up.

00:01:15.000 We've got a very New York-specific story here about De Blasio and Cuomo.

00:01:22.000 Just trust us, if you don't live in New York, we are dealing with the two biggest dunces imaginable.

00:01:28.000 Imaginable.

00:01:29.000 This guy has murdered people by putting them in old folks' homes when they have Corona. 0.79

00:01:34.000 The only people really vulnerable to Corona are olds and fats. 0.99

00:01:38.000 So he killed a bunch of olds. 0.96

00:01:40.000 And then he wrote a book.

00:01:42.000 COVID's still going.

00:01:43.000 He wrote a book about how well he handled COVID.

00:01:47.000 He didn't handle it well.

00:01:48.000 And it's not over.

00:01:50.000 Did you write a book about winning World War II in 1942?

00:01:57.000 Hitler wrote a book on how I won World War II in 1942.

00:02:01.000 That's how bad he is, and he's always sucked shit.

00:02:04.000 And then this fucking useless boob. 1.00

00:02:06.000 Wait till I show you the tree in Rockefeller Circle.

00:02:10.000 Rockefeller Square?

00:02:11.000 Center.

00:02:12.000 It's hilarious.

00:02:14.000 It's a great example of socialism.

00:02:17.000 But I also want to talk about my boy Dupree G.O.D., rapper from East New York, who was on the front page of the post yesterday on top of a bus with a flamethrower.

00:02:30.000 He owns a flamethrower.

00:02:33.000 But yeah, white privilege.

00:02:34.000 Whites can get away with anything. 0.93

00:02:37.000 He regularly uses a flamethrower in his rap videos.

00:02:42.000 So he's been arrested for this.

00:02:44.000 I will give you that.

00:02:46.000 But he knows he'll be out in 10 seconds.

00:02:48.000 And he's already using it as a marketing thing.

00:02:53.000 Seeing if he can get PR of that.

00:02:54.000 We'll get to that.

00:02:56.000 Another South African... 0.82

00:02:57.000 Or no.

00:02:58.000 Another African. 1.00

00:02:59.000 Yeah, using a flamethrower.

00:03:01.000 I want one.

00:03:02.000 They're legal to have.

00:03:03.000 They are illegal?

00:03:04.000 They are legal.

00:03:05.000 You could buy them from the boring company.

00:03:06.000 I don't know if the state's laws might vary, but.

00:03:11.000 Huh.

00:03:13.000 You can't jump on a bus and inflame them in public.

00:03:17.000 That's, I think, where they drop the flame.

00:03:18.000 You call it flaming them?

00:03:19.000 That's what you call using a flamethrower?

00:03:20.000 Yes.

00:03:21.000 What is going on with this fucking do?

00:03:24.000 The opening song, though, we're getting ahead of ourselves, was from a great Canadian documentary about homeless men called Carts of Darkness.

00:03:33.000 And they're in northern Vancouver where there's a death a day.

00:03:37.000 Vancouver.

00:03:37.000 Actually, more specifically in the, what's it called?

00:03:41.000 The Gaslight District or something.

00:03:44.000 There's a death a day from heroin.

00:03:46.000 But these guys are just good old-fashioned drunks.

00:03:49.000 And they sit on their ass, they drink booze, and they also race shopping carts.

00:03:55.000 And I don't know, I just watched it going, my whole life I've been raised to hate white men and know that they're the worst things in the world.

00:04:02.000 And then you get older and you go, not only are these guys not so bad, I kind of like them.

00:04:08.000 They're pretty cool.

00:04:09.000 It's like dads.

00:04:10.000 When I first became a dad, I would see dads with daughters, like picking them up from figure skating or something when I was picking up my boys from hockey.

00:04:17.000 And I would just, I had been brainwashed to think, oh, they probably hate that they have daughters and they're probably dicks, you know, rolling their eyes.

00:04:26.000 And I see he's helping her with her thing and, you know, saying, you were great out there today.

00:04:30.000 Great.

00:04:30.000 Grand JéTé or whatever they do.

00:04:32.000 Look at these fucking guys.

00:04:34.000 That's got to be what?

00:04:36.000 45 miles an hour?

00:04:39.000 Maybe 50.

00:04:41.000 He's got some good speed.

00:04:43.000 Now, what if a car pulls out?

00:04:44.000 Like, how do you break?

00:04:47.000 I think the way you break is you just break your leg.

00:04:51.000 Like this, for example.

00:04:53.000 Whoops.

00:04:55.000 He's going nice and straight.

00:04:56.000 He's a very talented cart racer.

00:05:01.000 Look at that.

00:05:03.000 He's got one of those good carts that don't have like the mop strings caught in the wheels.

00:05:08.000 You know what would be cool if you worked somewhere at the bottom of the hill with a guy who lived near you.

00:05:13.000 He was in a truck.

00:05:14.000 And he went to work earlier than you.

00:05:16.000 So you didn't get a ride in with him or you'd just be sitting on your ass for four hours.

00:05:20.000 But you did the second half shift.

00:05:22.000 You're only part-time.

00:05:23.000 So that's how you get to work.

00:05:25.000 And then when you get there, at the end of the day, you load your shit into his truck and he drives you home.

00:05:30.000 That's pretty great.

00:05:30.000 So that's just you on your way to work.

00:05:33.000 Hey guys, I'm here.

00:05:34.000 Ready to work at Arby's.

00:05:36.000 Anyway, very charming.

00:05:38.000 Dudes and Carts of Darkness.

00:05:40.000 Today's book is The Professor and the Madman.

00:05:44.000 The Madman.

00:05:45.000 The Madman.

00:05:46.000 This is a very fun romp of a ride, and it is about the creation of the Oxford English Dictionary, which was basically written by one dude.

00:05:57.000 This nut named C.W. What was his name? 0.89

00:06:01.000 Minor?

00:06:02.000 Dr. C.W. Minor.

00:06:04.000 He just sent them all in to this professor, James Murray.

00:06:08.000 So James Murray was getting all these submissions for the OED, and he'd read them and go, you know, Aardvark, a long-snouted mammal, primarily eats ants.

00:06:18.000 And he'd be like, yeah, that's pretty good.

00:06:19.000 Now, blah, blah, blah fix it up a little bit.

00:06:21.000 That goes in.

00:06:22.000 And then they're going through them all and they go, fucking...

00:06:26.000 10,000 of these are from one guy.

00:06:30.000 10,000 of the words in the Oxford English Dictionary from one man, a Civil War survivor.

00:06:37.000 What year were they making this?

00:06:42.000 1857 was when they began.

00:06:45.000 And he was a Civil War survivor who was an absolute fucking lunatic who was in a hospital for the criminally insane.

00:06:53.000 So criminally insane man has documented our language.

00:06:56.000 Now, if that don't hook you, I don't know what I'm hooked.

00:07:02.000 Yeah, you'll be reading that very soon.

00:07:04.000 We were doing vocabulary.

00:07:05.000 I'm sorry with all your other books, right?

00:07:06.000 Well, I did a vocabulary quiz the other day.

00:07:09.000 Uh-huh.

00:07:09.000 Me and my girl, and I'm pretty good.

00:07:11.000 I know a lot of good vocabs.

00:07:13.000 Really?

00:07:13.000 I like playing Scrabble with you because I don't have to wait around.

00:07:16.000 You'll be like, pig, at.

00:07:19.000 I have not played Scrabble with you.

00:07:20.000 Car.

00:07:21.000 Cat.

00:07:22.000 You know what fucking Ryan said the other day?

00:07:24.000 He goes, hey, can I board your car to go visit my girl?

00:07:27.000 I'm like, no.

00:07:28.000 And he goes, okay, well, it's just like, she's gotten rid of her cat.

00:07:31.000 This is the last day I'll be able to see it.

00:07:34.000 Yeah.

00:07:34.000 This is the last day I'll be able to say goodbye to a fucking cat.

00:07:39.000 Cats, which, by the way, are not domesticated, and unlike dogs, they hate you.

00:07:45.000 They want to eat you.

00:07:46.000 They just can't because you're too big.

00:07:49.000 Why do you...

00:07:50.000 That's like loving a wolf.

00:07:52.000 He did try to eat my feet.

00:07:54.000 Oh, tell me more.

00:07:57.000 Well, you know, like you put your leg off the bed, it's comfortable.

00:08:01.000 You just go, oh my gosh.

00:08:03.000 He was like, what are you doing in my bed?

00:08:06.000 Right?

00:08:07.000 Pretty much.

00:08:07.000 Yeah.

00:08:08.000 Oh, my God.

00:08:09.000 That's a great story.

00:08:10.000 Maybe that's a basis for a new show.

00:08:14.000 Ryan's Cat Talk.

00:08:16.000 Wouldn't that be great?

00:08:17.000 And you could just, you could have guests come in and talk about their fun little pets and what they do.

00:08:23.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:08:24.000 Not just cats.

00:08:25.000 It could be Ryan's cat show.

00:08:26.000 It's primarily cats.

00:08:27.000 But then you have someone bring in their little shih tzu. 0.99

00:08:30.000 You can give advice.

00:08:30.000 Clean out the anal glands.

00:08:32.000 Little tips on how to cat.

00:08:34.000 I love it.

00:08:35.000 I love, I love people talking about their fucking loser.

00:08:40.000 How about you call it for real?

00:08:41.000 That you're not even eating.

00:08:43.000 I mean, my dog I hate.

00:08:45.000 No, I don't hate him.

00:08:46.000 That requires too much effort.

00:08:48.000 I disavow it.

00:08:50.000 But at least it's a fucking alarm.

00:08:51.000 And anytime anyone takes one step onto my driveway, he goes delirious.

00:08:55.000 You're indifferent towards your dog.

00:08:57.000 I'm totally indifferent.

00:09:00.000 I can see, though, how someone might love a German Shepherd just because you can wrestle with him and stuff. 0.99

00:09:05.000 I could get into that.

00:09:07.000 But even then, I would just go, there's a stupid animal that has been trained to love me.

00:09:10.000 You know, that came up with one of the Proud Boys in D.C. They said it's really hurtful when he talks about dogs being shit because a lot of combat veterans, like, that's how they deal with their PDSD.

00:09:23.000 Okay.

00:09:23.000 They love the dog.

00:09:24.000 So let me get this straight.

00:09:25.000 You have to have almost had your head blown off and watched your best friend die to like a dog.

00:09:31.000 Okay, that's not a great case for dogs.

00:09:33.000 It's sort of like when people say there's no atheists in foxholes.

00:09:36.000 Okay, so I need a gun pointed to my head before I believe in your thing.

00:09:40.000 I don't use that analogy.

00:09:42.000 And God bless the vets who are helped by having dogs.

00:09:46.000 That's fantastic.

00:09:47.000 Like Terry Shepard.

00:09:48.000 He posted a thing about his dog.

00:09:50.000 He's like, you're literally everything to me or something.

00:09:53.000 That's sad.

00:09:55.000 Why didn't he ever get married and have kids?

00:09:58.000 He didn't?

00:09:59.000 Nope.

00:09:59.000 That stinks.

00:10:00.000 I know.

00:10:00.000 It made me think he was gay for a little bit.

00:10:03.000 But you know what Terry and I talked about once?

00:10:06.000 And I feel this every time I see football players and they show them and they're hitting each other's backs and stuff.

00:10:12.000 And I see any kind of sports star or some guy climbing a mountain, free climbing.

00:10:16.000 I just think, why can't we take all the chicks and gays and pussies out of the army and then put in all the athletes and daredevils and just have this fucking army of men? 1.00

00:10:29.000 And Terry Shepard said, I think that too.

00:10:31.000 Every time I see those guys dive in squirrel suits, I'm like, can't we have you?

00:10:36.000 Like that lady's grandfather from yesterday that called and it's like, you're obviously a loose cannon.

00:10:41.000 You shot a man.

00:10:43.000 Who is that?

00:10:44.000 The one that said her grandfather's in the army and she shot a guy and then they were like, you're perfect.

00:10:50.000 And you're in a lot of trouble.

00:10:51.000 She didn't shoot a guy? 0.99

00:10:52.000 No, no, her grandfather shot a guy.

00:10:54.000 Okay, shut up. 0.99

00:10:55.000 1-3 is more...

00:10:58.000 This is becoming controversial, but I'm showing you white men being cool, which is evil. 0.99

00:11:07.000 I was tired of my lady. 0.66

00:11:10.000 We've been together too long.

00:11:13.000 Aren't they evil?

00:11:15.000 Look at their privilege.

00:11:22.000 Gotta say, guys with sons, get your kid into sports, get them on a team.

00:11:28.000 Ideally, you send them to boarding school, but most people can't afford that.

00:11:31.000 And a lot of kids are, a lot of moms won't let you take their baby away at such a young age. 1.00

00:11:37.000 But my son's baseball team, like, they are a fucking crew.

00:11:41.000 I don't understand their jokes.

00:11:43.000 They have all this inside talk.

00:11:45.000 They say fat, meaning it sucks, or I just don't like it.

00:11:50.000 Like, I go, well, how'd you guys lose that last game?

00:11:52.000 And he goes, ah, we sucked and they were fat. 0.76

00:11:55.000 It doesn't mean obese.

00:11:59.000 Get into trouble, finally.

00:12:01.000 Anyway.

00:12:04.000 Go to my parlor, speaking of evil white men. 0.86

00:12:08.000 I'm jumping into racism right away, and we don't have a racism card, do we?

00:12:12.000 Not yet.

00:12:13.000 I was in the midst of making it.

00:12:15.000 You have the song, just throw in some dumb footage.

00:12:18.000 No, not that.

00:12:19.000 Go down more.

00:12:20.000 Okay, so first, scroll more down.

00:12:25.000 So, stop, stop, stop, stop.

00:12:28.000 Justice for Liberty, go up.

00:12:34.000 No, go up.

00:12:34.000 Okay, that one.

00:12:35.000 That could be thousands around the country.

00:12:38.000 Look at this fucking stupid, idiotic tweet.

00:12:40.000 Trump's Prowboys might be the most dangerous extremist group in the country.

00:12:44.000 What?

00:12:45.000 Thanks to gateway radicalization and GOP acceptance.

00:12:49.000 I'll explain gateway radicalization in a sec.

00:12:51.000 It takes, it's a bit of a pretzel to unpack, unfurl.

00:12:56.000 Hundreds went to D.C. last weekend to protest democracy and stab folks.

00:13:03.000 There was no stabbing last weekend.

00:13:06.000 There was a woman who pulled out a switchblade who was summarily knocked out. 1.00

00:13:10.000 The previous week, there was a stabbing.

00:13:14.000 Three proud boys and a woman were stabbed.

00:13:17.000 Actually, four proud boys were stabbed, but one of them had plates on a vest.

00:13:21.000 So the guy was just hitting the plates and saying, fuck as he was stabbing him because his knife wasn't going in.

00:13:27.000 They went out.

00:13:29.000 This gang of black thugs went out that night last weekend and went, let's kill some fucking Trump supporters, some fucking racists. 0.73

00:13:36.000 Let's just kill some whites. 1.00

00:13:39.000 And Enrique overheard them as they were attacking this old guy in a suit.

00:13:42.000 It was like, what?

00:13:44.000 They go, I've been waiting to do this all night.

00:13:46.000 And they start lunging at him.

00:13:48.000 Proud boys show up.

00:13:49.000 Enrique gets stabbed in the stomach.

00:13:52.000 Other white guy gets slashed like this across his ear and his face.

00:13:56.000 The big, huge dude gets stabbed in the back, but it doesn't take, which pisses off the criminal.

00:14:01.000 Like, oh, fuck, I wanted that to go in.

00:14:03.000 And then Bevlyn Beattie, eccentric black woman who doesn't like Black Lives Matter, gets shrunk right in the back, collapses her lung. 1.00

00:14:10.000 She just got out of the hospital.

00:14:12.000 And the takeaway from Luke O'Brien, who I'm told has relatives who are associated with Nazis.

00:14:18.000 They either collect Nazi memorabilia or they were Nazis or something.

00:14:22.000 I don't know.

00:14:22.000 I got to find evidence of that.

00:14:24.000 Please send it in to the show if you have it.

00:14:26.000 There's her blood. 0.99

00:14:28.000 And the takeaway from the illiterate alt-left is they went to DC to stab people and there could be thousands of them.

00:14:35.000 So then the article he links to in that thing is an article by some fucking dunce. 0.82

00:14:42.000 What's his name again?

00:14:44.000 Dan Kromchuck or something?

00:14:47.000 This guy is one of these people like Will Summer, like Andy Campbell, like fucking, what's his name?

00:14:55.000 Jared Holt, the Nazi glasses. 0.59

00:14:58.000 Totally, no, no, go back to the parlor I had.

00:15:03.000 Right, so for some, joining the proud boys.

00:15:06.000 So look up that one.

00:15:07.000 That's on Vice.

00:15:11.000 So this guy is totally focused on white men behaving badly, specifically white conservative males.

00:15:18.000 Like he doesn't do Antifa.

00:15:20.000 He doesn't do black Hebrew Israelites murdering Jews.

00:15:24.000 He doesn't do Islamic terrorists murdering infidels.

00:15:27.000 No.

00:15:27.000 These guys only focus on right-wing white people behaving badly.

00:15:31.000 So what do you end up when you focus on that?

00:15:34.000 Well, Proud Boys are alleged to be white supremacists.

00:15:37.000 So you focus on that.

00:15:38.000 You turn, you close your eyes when there's a black one or Enrique. 0.99

00:15:42.000 You close your eyes.

00:15:45.000 And then you have bullshit like the base, Atom Woffen, this Wolverine crew that were allegedly going to go kidnap the Michigan governor.

00:15:53.000 Look at this fucking child.

00:15:56.000 He looks like a little kid trying to look old.

00:15:58.000 He's got sad boy eyes.

00:16:00.000 Yeah.

00:16:01.000 I'm intense.

00:16:02.000 I'm standing up to Atom Waffen. 0.94

00:16:04.000 Now, I've looked up these groups, and every time you find them, it's like four incel autistic kids in college who aren't getting laid, are frustrated.

00:16:14.000 They're sitting around going racist, and then the feds go, hey, man, they get on the chats, and the feds start saying, we should go kidnap the governor, and they go, yeah, gotcha.

00:16:24.000 Well, they didn't really catch them.

00:16:26.000 I've never seen this.

00:16:28.000 I've seen that picture before.

00:16:28.000 It's from 1980 in Italy.

00:16:32.000 Scary.

00:16:33.000 And it's linked up.

00:16:34.000 They put it up when they talk about proud boys and stuff.

00:16:37.000 So they don't exist.

00:16:38.000 It's not a thing.

00:16:40.000 Okay?

00:16:41.000 Well, the FBI says it is.

00:16:42.000 Well, the FBI, first of all, I don't trust them.

00:16:44.000 Secondly, they said domestic terrorism.

00:16:46.000 That can include Antifa, by the by.

00:16:49.000 And the fact that you turn a blind eye to bona fide terrorists like black Hebrew Israelites murdering Jews at kosher delis here in Brooklyn, brutal anti-Semitism in Brooklyn Heights, you totally ignore that and you just focus on white people behaving badly, 0.67

00:17:05.000 is a pathetic pussy move, you fucking loser racist. 1.00

00:17:10.000 If you're obsessed with a certain type of white guy being bad, you are a racist.

00:17:15.000 You're not about fighting hate.

00:17:18.000 That's what I do.

00:17:19.000 I focus on hate to prevent Nazis.

00:17:22.000 And that's not that esoteric.

00:17:24.000 Like, sure, these are little kids playing journalists, all dressed up in this ill-fitting suits like they're going to a fucking job interview at Marks and Spencer.

00:17:32.000 But it's also relatively mainstream.

00:17:33.000 I talked to a guy at Reuters, a grown man, who's like, well, these groups are a danger.

00:17:38.000 And I go, why again?

00:17:39.000 And he goes, well, they want to kill millions of people.

00:17:44.000 How about radical Islam killing 3,000 people in one plane crash on September 11th? 0.92

00:17:49.000 Is that a threat?

00:17:50.000 How about the head lying on the street in Paris?

00:17:53.000 Is that an issue?

00:17:55.000 Some people did some things.

00:17:57.000 How about the 32 dead people murdered in the past five months at these Antifa BLM riots?

00:18:04.000 Yeah, what about Heather Heyer? 1.00

00:18:06.000 Oh, Lord.

00:18:07.000 You mean the overweight woman who was either hit by a car or had a heart attack, who showed up to beat up Nazis in her sweatpants and flip-flops?

00:18:18.000 And then another incel autistic dude is spooked by Dwayne Dixon of Redneck Revolt, who points a gun at him. 0.87

00:18:27.000 People are smashing his car.

00:18:29.000 He gets scared, accelerates, hits or scares a woman to death.

00:18:35.000 He gets 430 years in prison for that?

00:18:38.000 The average prison sentence for murder, I believe, is like 15 years sentence with, you know, pleas and everything, bringing down the average to like eight years.

00:18:49.000 But 430 years for an accidental death, which could have been argued as self-defense.

00:18:53.000 Not that I'm defending fucking Nazis.

00:18:59.000 And then you have things like 1-4.

00:19:03.000 A black guy goes into a white woman's house and he's just like, fucking honkies. 1.00

00:19:10.000 I hate them.

00:19:10.000 Just like the predators, the super predators, as Joe Biden would say, or Hillary, sorry, he calls them predators.

00:19:15.000 Hillary says super predators. 0.88

00:19:17.000 Just goes in.

00:19:18.000 Ed Yates Henderson.

00:19:20.000 His name is David Henderson.

00:19:21.000 White couple violently murdered in their own home by a black male in a random act.

00:19:24.000 He just walked in the house and he went, fuck you, shot them dead in their homes.

00:19:29.000 You will not hear a peep about this case.

00:19:32.000 You have to go to unsreviewed.com.

00:19:34.000 Which is what?

00:19:35.000 Who does that?

00:19:36.000 I don't know.

00:19:36.000 You don't know anything.

00:19:37.000 That's never heard.

00:19:38.000 That's Sailor.

00:19:39.000 The fact that you've never heard of the Uns Review is almost as bad as when you hadn't heard of Dana Lash or you knew what she looked like.

00:19:44.000 It's an alternative media site, not mainstream.

00:19:48.000 That's true.

00:19:49.000 Yeah, good.

00:19:50.000 That's true.

00:19:52.000 So that horrific murder.

00:19:53.000 Go down a bit.

00:19:53.000 Let's read more about it.

00:19:56.000 Because, you know, you're never going to hear it anywhere else.

00:20:00.000 10 felony counts, including first-degree capital murder connection.

00:20:02.000 Police believe Walden got into the home through an unlocked door and said the crime was absolutely horrific after he allegedly stabbed the couple to death.

00:20:08.000 Oh, sorry, he didn't shoot them.

00:20:09.000 Scroll down.

00:20:11.000 Police believe Walden got into the...

00:20:12.000 Oh, sorry.

00:20:14.000 They described the act as random.

00:20:15.000 I've been doing this for 32 years and I can count on one hand the number of times that the victim has no relationship and we can find no nexus between the victim and the suspects.

00:20:22.000 So it's extremely rare for something like this to occur.

00:20:26.000 Yeah, the motive was race.

00:20:28.000 It was racism.

00:20:29.000 All of these cunts who are obsessed with the Wolverine coalition might want to focus on this example of racism.

00:20:37.000 And if you don't, you're fucking racist.

00:20:39.000 Remember I looked up Adam Woffen?

00:20:41.000 Because the allegation that Antifa says about Andy No is you put us on kill lists for Adam Woffen.

00:20:48.000 I go, oh shit, there's a group of Nazis that are going around killing Antifa?

00:20:53.000 Thank God.

00:20:56.000 That's what someone said the other day.

00:20:58.000 I said it too.

00:20:59.000 If Proud Boys or these groups really were the threat you say they were, you'd be dead.

00:21:03.000 Which is why you don't write about El Chapo or Aryan nations or bona fide gangs because they kill you. 1.00

00:21:09.000 You're a fucking pussy poser fag. 1.00

00:21:15.000 So I look up Adam often and it's like four dudes in college and they go, multiple deaths associated with this group.

00:21:21.000 And I go, shit, that's pretty bad.

00:21:23.000 What did they do?

00:21:24.000 Blow up a building?

00:21:25.000 Like, you know, Muslims do?

00:21:27.000 Well, no, I think one of them like stabbed his girlfriend's parents.

00:21:31.000 And then the other one was stabbed because one of the four became a Muslim. 1.00

00:21:37.000 And then these guys were making fun of him for being a Muslim.

00:21:39.000 So he went back and killed one of them.

00:21:42.000 So a psycho who killed parents in some love triangle bullshit.

00:21:46.000 And then a Muslim who was a member of their silly gang and then killed one of them. 1.00

00:21:51.000 Yeah, let's focus the attention on that.

00:21:53.000 Not the 32 deaths that have happened at the BLM Antifa rights over the past five months now, six months?

00:22:00.000 32 deaths I counted.

00:22:02.000 That's several dozen.

00:22:04.000 Zero attention.

00:22:06.000 Doesn't matter.

00:22:07.000 Fuck that sheriff who got shot.

00:22:10.000 It has many members and many years in the making.

00:22:15.000 Our exact numbers are not to be talked about too publicly, but we are over 40 members strong.

00:22:22.000 No, you're not.

00:22:23.000 Large concentration in Florida in various chapters, Certi.

00:22:26.000 Yeah.

00:22:26.000 What is it?

00:22:27.000 Two per state?

00:22:29.000 What the fuck?

00:22:32.000 Black shirts.

00:22:34.000 Anyway, that's enough race for one day.

00:22:36.000 We have a cool racism.

00:22:38.000 Oh, yeah, we don't have that, but we have a cool Proud Boy setup.

00:22:41.000 But before we get to all that, let's focus on Dupree G.O.D., my new favorite rapper.

00:22:48.000 He's a multi-talented guy who not only does he rap, but he does comedy sketches.

00:22:56.000 But let's start with this incident.

00:22:58.000 So 1-5, this was not, he was doing a rap video.

00:23:01.000 You never see these videos, though.

00:23:04.000 He jumps from, I think, an ice cream truck or something, food truck, onto the bus, then takes out his trust.

00:23:10.000 Nice jump, huh?

00:23:12.000 Ooh.

00:23:12.000 That's a ballsy jump.

00:23:13.000 You're definitely going to break an ankle.

00:23:16.000 With a flame?

00:23:17.000 He's really good with it, too.

00:23:20.000 Driver, there's someone on the roof.

00:23:22.000 Oh, okay.

00:23:22.000 What are they doing?

00:23:23.000 They're shooting flames 100 feet into the sky.

00:23:28.000 You know how to film that, by the way, if you're making a rap video?

00:23:32.000 You rent a Phantom.

00:23:34.000 They're an ultra slow-mo cam, and it looks just as beautiful as a normal camera.

00:23:39.000 They're like, I think like five grand a day.

00:23:43.000 We rented one at my ad agency and punched me in the head a few times.

00:23:47.000 And you can see your face go juju juju.

00:23:52.000 So he's in the New York Post, 1.6.

00:23:55.000 He's decided to try to monetize this attention.

00:23:58.000 Flamethrower wielding rapper Dupree GOD tried to score PR deal off of stunt.

00:24:04.000 What's that going to say when it's done loading?

00:24:08.000 That's him, I guess, getting arrested.

00:24:15.000 It's with the audience.

00:24:19.000 I think that Antifa is the same.

00:24:21.000 Why are we listening to Nesh DeSouza, you fucking retard? 1.00

00:24:24.000 Oh.

00:24:28.000 You've got some other tab open somewhere?

00:24:31.000 Yeah.

00:24:36.000 How you doing, bro?

00:24:37.000 Oh, is he self-reporting?

00:24:39.000 Familiar with this flame, throw your thinker.

00:24:42.000 Throw your thinker.

00:24:45.000 I was making a video.

00:24:46.000 I do it all the time with my flamethrower.

00:24:50.000 Why are you only getting mad this time?

00:24:52.000 Oh, because it was on the front page of the post.

00:24:55.000 That's why.

00:24:56.000 Of course, zero bail.

00:24:57.000 He'll be out in no time.

00:25:03.000 Check out 1-7.

00:25:04.000 Here's the previous time he did it.

00:25:06.000 Him and his friends for a rap video that featured midgets and gymnasts.

00:25:12.000 He played Spin the Bottle.

00:25:14.000 It's a Bible, Bible Hennessy, it looks like. 0.99

00:25:16.000 Looks like it's that guy.

00:25:22.000 Look at the guy doing flips.

00:25:23.000 Boing, boing.

00:25:27.000 Dude, if you're going to use...

00:25:28.000 There's a midget using it. 1.00

00:25:33.000 New York is just total and utter anarchy.

00:25:36.000 You should...

00:25:37.000 Escape from New York is no longer a fictional horror action film.

00:25:41.000 It is a documentary.

00:25:46.000 Fig.

00:25:48.000 Do 19, jump ahead here.

00:25:50.000 He does some great comedy bits.

00:25:52.000 Very highbrow comedy.

00:25:55.000 Threesome gone moments.

00:26:11.000 What do you think?

00:26:13.000 Is it caddyshack levels?

00:26:15.000 I don't think so.

00:26:18.000 Maybe it's more highbrow than that.

00:26:21.000 You gotta look at the eyebrow hair.

00:26:23.000 There's a lot of physical comedy.

00:26:24.000 It's like, what?

00:26:25.000 She's doing like the face.

00:26:30.000 He's rocking with the blue hair.

00:26:35.000 Becky with the good hair.

00:26:37.000 Here's another funny bid he did where he throws money at Jews.

00:26:42.000 That's 1-8.

00:26:43.000 I think this is really witty.

00:26:45.000 Sees some young Hasids and Orthodox. 1.00

00:26:53.000 Okay, I don't want to die.

00:26:57.000 My bad, bro.

00:27:00.000 Pretty good, huh?

00:27:01.000 Isn't that funny?

00:27:02.000 It happened already?

00:27:03.000 The funny thing happened?

00:27:05.000 Yeah.

00:27:05.000 Oh.

00:27:06.000 I throw money at Jews for comedy. 1.00

00:27:08.000 I see.

00:27:09.000 Top recommended stop anti-Semitism right there.

00:27:11.000 Twitter's pretty smart.

00:27:16.000 Speaking of anti-Semitism, I'll clear it with Braun Coleman, but I'm still feeling quite good about my Jews for Santa idea. 0.80

00:27:23.000 Now, Israel, this is 2-2, just did a post where they have Santa lying in the Dead Sea.

00:27:30.000 I've been to the Dead Sea in Israel.

00:27:32.000 It's fucking bizarre.

00:27:34.000 You float like you're a rubber ducky.

00:27:37.000 Like if you dive in and don't do it, I did it.

00:27:39.000 And you get, it's so salty, your eyes burn like pepper spray.

00:27:43.000 But you lie there and you just, the buoyancy is incredible.

00:27:45.000 You could easily swim for like 10 miles.

00:27:48.000 You can't drown.

00:27:50.000 You're on an inflatable thing that's not even there.

00:27:54.000 But they did an ad because they get a lot of Christians around Christmas time.

00:27:59.000 I'm a Zionist.

00:28:00.000 I'm pro-Jew, pro-Judaism. 0.61

00:28:02.000 I'm a Catholic.

00:28:03.000 I'm pro-Christianity.

00:28:05.000 But I'm not really comfortable with the Christians going to Israel. 1.00

00:28:08.000 You know why they go there?

00:28:09.000 Because according to the Bible, right before the Messiah, Jesus Christ, comes back to earth, everyone will either be zapped away, they'll die, I guess they go to hell, or they'll convert to Christianity. 0.88

00:28:23.000 So when you're a Christian there with Israel loving everyone, yay, I love Israel, it's part of the story.

00:28:29.000 The next chapter in the story is every Jew in front of you either converts or dies, which is my least favorite thing about Islam. 1.00

00:28:35.000 So going there to celebrate that seems kind of weird to me.

00:28:40.000 But anyway, they want to make some dough, so they're promoting it because the tourism is obviously plummeting in there.

00:28:47.000 But I still want to push that Jews do Santa for Christmas. 1.00

00:28:52.000 Don't celebrate Jesus' birth.

00:28:55.000 I did that too.

00:29:01.000 She's not sitting on anything.

00:29:03.000 That's bizarre.

00:29:04.000 It's really cool.

00:29:06.000 Bobbing on the water, breathing in the low-altitude, oxygen-rich air, one quickly relaxes.

00:29:13.000 And this is also part of the healing of the Dead Sea, I think.

00:29:17.000 The healing of the Dead Sea.

00:29:18.000 You can't have boats in it because the salt would eat them to death. 0.96

00:29:20.000 So it's a place for reflection as well.

00:29:22.000 Yes.

00:29:23.000 Yes.

00:29:24.000 Yes, yes.

00:29:27.000 Yeah.

00:29:29.000 Can you make me a graphic, by the way, Jews for Santa?

00:29:32.000 No, not you.

00:29:32.000 Someone talented out there.

00:29:36.000 What are you writing?

00:29:39.000 Gavin is a shit, I wrote.

00:29:41.000 Gavin is a shit?

00:29:43.000 Yes.

00:29:43.000 Gavin sucks shit, or Gavin is a shit head.

00:29:46.000 Gavin is a shit?

00:29:48.000 Just one single one.

00:29:49.000 Why do you talk like a caveman today?

00:29:51.000 He's making the video for DC, and one of the subheads is, I go, write, attacking old ladies, attacking children. 0.57

00:29:58.000 And then he writes on his own, without my advice, attack family.

00:30:03.000 The antifur are coming.

00:30:04.000 They attack family.

00:30:06.000 Do you mean a family or attack families?

00:30:09.000 It's a thing.

00:30:10.000 Attack family.

00:30:11.000 This guy is a shit.

00:30:13.000 And you attack family.

00:30:14.000 If you attack family, you're a shit.

00:30:17.000 My mother tongue is Japrikin.

00:30:22.000 Speaking of mother tongues, I thought of a new segment.

00:30:25.000 I sometimes get so shithammered.

00:30:30.000 I leave notes to myself.

00:30:32.000 And then I hear them the next day, and I'm like, I don't know what the fuck this person's talking about.

00:30:37.000 So I'm introducing a new segment, a new guest on the show called Drunk Me.

00:30:42.000 Let's talk to him, shall we?

00:30:45.000 In The Mott and Desire, Michael Pollen argues that plants have tricked us into helping them stay alive.

00:30:55.000 Like apples notice that when they're sweeter, we make more of them, so they make more sweet plants, sweet apples.

00:31:06.000 They adhere to our various whims.

00:31:12.000 So that's something.

00:31:13.000 But I'm watching all these assholes on TV and on Law and Order and stuff, and I'm like, these are all drama club kids.

00:31:20.000 Why are we all watching drama club kids?

00:31:22.000 And then I thought, maybe this is God's plan.

00:31:26.000 Because anyone's who fucked anyone who takes drama or improv or whatever, they're fucking perverts.

00:31:33.000 They're very libidinous.

00:31:35.000 They're whores. 1.00

00:31:36.000 And maybe God wants us to fuck whores because we'll make more babies. 1.00

00:31:42.000 And he's noticing that, you know, we don't have enough human beings.

00:31:48.000 Look at trees.

00:31:50.000 They tend to over seed when they know they're dying.

00:31:54.000 They drop a lot of leaves, they drop a lot of plants, they drop a lot of, you know, helicopter seeds, whatever those things are.

00:32:02.000 So maybe we look at Hollywood and we have all these actors in Hollywood like Captain America and Chelsea Handler and maybe all these people are someone we're sort of genetically predisposed to look up to because they're the business.

00:32:19.000 They're whores. 1.00

00:32:20.000 And you don't want to marry them, but you do want to admonish whoredom. 1.00

00:32:26.000 I forget if I admonish this good or bad.

00:32:29.000 Because it makes more babies.

00:32:33.000 So maybe this whole reality TV, looking at these fucking dumb whores in the Bachelorette, we're actually seeing an example of it. 1.00

00:32:46.000 We're seeing fuckers.

00:32:48.000 We're watching fuckers on TV.

00:32:51.000 And God wants us to watch them because he wants us to fuck more.

00:32:56.000 I know what the writing is.

00:32:57.000 Fair point.

00:32:58.000 I'm pretty horny.

00:32:58.000 I'm just doing a thing.

00:33:02.000 Sorry, affecting my theories.

00:33:04.000 Yeah, I think, Mr. McInnes, that sums it up.

00:33:10.000 Just doing the thing.

00:33:14.000 And then...

00:33:15.000 You're watching Shark Tank.

00:33:16.000 It's just Shark Tank.

00:33:24.000 Every time I'm watching Shark Tank, I'm just like, just say yes, just say yes.

00:33:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:27.000 If you're such a genius, you'll invent something else.

00:33:29.000 Get going.

00:33:31.000 You just got a free commercial.

00:33:32.000 They're going to help you get into stores.

00:33:34.000 Just say yes.

00:33:36.000 Sorry, I'm going to have to pass.

00:33:37.000 Oh, fuck you.

00:33:38.000 With the full screen, green screen, I can't wait to do a Shark Tank spoof where you walk in, you're like, hi, sharks.

00:33:46.000 My name is Ba Blah, and I'm asking for... 0.88

00:33:48.000 We've been talking about that for so long.

00:33:49.000 Yeah.

00:33:50.000 It's going to be fun.

00:33:50.000 Oh, yeah, we're going to invent a bat helmet.

00:33:54.000 What is it?

00:33:54.000 Helmet lice.

00:33:55.000 Headlice.

00:33:56.000 Helmet lice.

00:33:57.000 Helmet lice.

00:33:57.000 You can't tell if they're saying helmet lights.

00:34:00.000 Or helmet lice.

00:34:02.000 Is it battery operated?

00:34:03.000 No.

00:34:04.000 Oh.

00:34:04.000 You don't need batteries for lights.

00:34:07.000 It's sort of like that.

00:34:09.000 Well, before we get to that tangent, Gavin, that theory is stupid.

00:34:14.000 God wants you to marry people. 1.00

00:34:15.000 He doesn't want you to just fuck whores. 1.00

00:34:17.000 That leads to single mothers and kids that don't have fathers. 1.00

00:34:21.000 So God likes romance and stuff.

00:34:23.000 He doesn't want you just banging a bunch of sluts in LA. 1.00

00:34:26.000 That's not going to work out.

00:34:28.000 And that doesn't explain people where TV culture isn't all-consuming, like say China and Southeast Asia and Russia and basically every non-Western country.

00:34:37.000 So if you're not better when you're drunk, brain, you're worse.

00:34:42.000 You just let your dick run all your theories.

00:34:44.000 But yeah, I meant to come to this.

00:34:47.000 You ever heard Rock, Rot, and Rule?

00:34:50.000 Yes, we did this on the show.

00:34:52.000 We have done this on this show?

00:34:53.000 Yes.

00:34:53.000 Not the Gavin McInnes show?

00:34:55.000 Correct.

00:34:55.000 Oh, okay.

00:34:57.000 This guy organized and does all these different voices.

00:35:00.000 What's his name again?

00:35:02.000 It was hard to get to a point.

00:35:04.000 It's a very long thing, like it kind of unfolds.

00:35:06.000 Sharpling and Worcester.

00:35:07.000 Yes, Sharpling.

00:35:08.000 John Sharpling?

00:35:10.000 Anyway, he does all these different voices.

00:35:12.000 And people think it's real when they call in.

00:35:15.000 And he's classified all bands by whether they rock, rot, or rule.

00:35:22.000 The Beatles rule.

00:35:23.000 The Rolling Stones rock.

00:35:25.000 There's a bit of sanity to it.

00:35:27.000 But then he starts pissing off all these callers because people are so sensitive about music, right?

00:35:31.000 And they say like, well, what about Dexi's Midnight Runners?

00:35:37.000 Do they rock or rot?

00:35:39.000 And he's like, they rock.

00:35:41.000 And they're like, what?

00:35:44.000 It's worth your time.

00:35:45.000 That's silly and hilarious.

00:35:48.000 All right, we got that handled.

00:35:50.000 Okay, remember I promised you we're going to talk about de Blasio?

00:35:53.000 Look at the fucking tree.

00:35:56.000 This is our first year with a socialist mayor since Dinkins, who de Blasio interned for.

00:36:01.000 And look at this piece of shit.

00:36:04.000 Oh my God, it's pathetic.

00:36:11.000 It's worse than Charlie Brown's.

00:36:14.000 Where is it from?

00:36:15.000 Last year it was from Newburgh, my neck of the woods.

00:36:17.000 Oh really?

00:36:17.000 It's from really far away.

00:36:19.000 I forget where it was, but it was like up way upstate.

00:36:22.000 I remember passing.

00:36:22.000 I think it was Uttica, Utica.

00:36:24.000 Utica, yeah.

00:36:25.000 Utica.

00:36:25.000 They got some good fucking trees.

00:36:26.000 What's the excuse?

00:36:27.000 I'll tell you what the excuse is.

00:36:28.000 This is capitalism versus socialism.

00:36:30.000 With socialism, DiBaggio's priority was like how many minorities are involved in the tree?

00:36:35.000 How good is it for the environment?

00:36:36.000 All these other criteria.

00:36:37.000 Back in capitalism days, you know, with Giuliani or Trump even, you had the authorities going, whoever's the best at the treeing should be the person.

00:36:47.000 We want the best tree guys.

00:36:51.000 Yikes.

00:36:54.000 Yeah, I passed by it.

00:36:55.000 It was pretty cool.

00:36:56.000 It was like on a truck, like a flatbed, and it's wrapped in a thing that says, this is the Christmas tree, and this is where it's from.

00:37:00.000 And I was like, it's from Newberg.

00:37:02.000 Right by my neck of the woods.

00:37:03.000 It's cool.

00:37:03.000 You mean last year's?

00:37:04.000 Last year's, yep.

00:37:05.000 Right now, I'm too busy making America great again.

00:37:08.000 Yeah, well, you're trying to save America at this point.

00:37:11.000 But look, compared to the one last year, you can't really say this is Trump versus de Blasio because Trump was in power for both trees.

00:37:20.000 But that's a beautiful.

00:37:22.000 Oh, I guess Biden, sure.

00:37:23.000 Okay.

00:37:24.000 Okay.

00:37:24.000 President Erect.

00:37:26.000 Oh, you got to show that fucking clip. 0.73

00:37:28.000 I've watched this a hundred times and sent it to a billion people.

00:37:30.000 25A.

00:37:32.000 Kyle Dungan.

00:37:33.000 He's a genius.

00:37:34.000 He's just so fucking talented.

00:37:37.000 I bet the person who invented this software had no idea someone would use it this well.

00:37:42.000 I believe it's Snapchat.

00:37:44.000 Yeah.

00:37:44.000 It's Snapchat?

00:37:45.000 Yeah.

00:37:46.000 Elon, Joey B, wish you congratulations on your Facebook launch.

00:37:50.000 Big deal, man.

00:37:51.000 No, not Facebook, FaceX.

00:37:55.000 SpaceX launch.

00:37:58.000 Sorry, who's this?

00:38:00.000 Joey B, former vice principal under Barack Tobago.

00:38:03.000 Come on, man.

00:38:03.000 President Recht.

00:38:05.000 Oh, cool.

00:38:06.000 Sorry, I'm distracted with COVID-19.

00:38:10.000 Kids will do that to you. 1.00

00:38:12.000 I think you think of my son AXF-12.

00:38:16.000 COVID-19 is different and very much not very co-op.

00:38:20.000 Take care of them all, man.

00:38:21.000 Hey, wait a minute.

00:38:22.000 I get to congratulate you, lad.

00:38:24.000 No, you're a bad dude.

00:38:26.000 Remind me of corn pop.

00:38:27.000 Got a razor blade in his shoe, isn't it?

00:38:29.000 Not corn pop, frankenberry.

00:38:30.000 If it soaks up all the milk, what are you driving about?

00:38:33.000 Count Chocolo is a good cop.

00:38:35.000 I got four.

00:38:39.000 4-5.

00:38:39.000 445.

00:38:40.000 How about a 55?

00:38:42.000 Give it a 75 sold to Barack Laba.

00:38:45.000 He just auctioned off his grandkids.

00:38:49.000 Is he dead?

00:38:52.000 God damn it.

00:38:57.000 Show that one you were looking at the other day.

00:39:00.000 There's something very weird at the beginning of it.

00:39:02.000 What is that?

00:39:03.000 Like the screen.

00:39:05.000 Just go find it.

00:39:06.000 Don't stop while you're doing.

00:39:08.000 What was it?

00:39:09.000 The other Trump thing.

00:39:10.000 The video, 60 Minutes video.

00:39:12.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:13.000 I got to email it to myself or something.

00:39:17.000 But it shows a normal person's screen, and then there's something weird on the screen.

00:39:22.000 I think that's part of the joke.

00:39:26.000 Anyway, let's patiently wait for that.

00:39:28.000 Texted it to you.

00:39:29.000 And so I just gotta email it to myself.

00:39:31.000 Mr. President, where'd you get it?

00:39:34.000 Anyway, just hurry up, please.

00:39:38.000 What are you doing?

00:39:40.000 I'm sending it to myself.

00:39:41.000 I know, but you're going through it.

00:39:42.000 It's not alarmingly slow.

00:39:44.000 And you started watching it.

00:39:46.000 I did not.

00:39:47.000 I clicked on it and it started autoplaying as I was engaging with the thing.

00:39:51.000 I wonder if anyone's ever shot themselves in the head with two guns like this.

00:39:54.000 Phew! 1.00

00:39:55.000 That'd be a cool way to go.

00:39:59.000 You maybe blow your fingers off?

00:40:01.000 They go through your head, blow your hands off.

00:40:03.000 That'd be nice.

00:40:04.000 That'd be fucking crazy.

00:40:06.000 Pew.

00:40:08.000 I'm gonna save that.

00:40:09.000 I'm gonna wear like cowboy guns.

00:40:11.000 And after I decide it's time to kill myself, I'll probably be pretty old.

00:40:14.000 Like, say I can't recognize my children when I'm 80.

00:40:17.000 That's when it's time to go.

00:40:18.000 And I'll just go to a bar.

00:40:19.000 And when someone starts talking about their pets, they go, my cat, I felt like today when I came to the bar, which I always do, I feel like my cat was like, are you going to the bar again?

00:40:27.000 And I'll just look at them and go, are you anthropomorphicizing your cat?

00:40:32.000 I don't know what that word means, but he's a funny little guy.

00:40:35.000 Like, he's pretty smart.

00:40:36.000 So we're going to sit and talk about your cats.

00:40:38.000 Well, I mean, we don't have to, but he's kind of an interesting.

00:40:41.000 And I'll just go, double guns.

00:40:46.000 Holy fuck, he has no fingers.

00:40:48.000 He shot his fingers off.

00:40:51.000 Here we go.

00:40:52.000 Are you still trying to get this fucking clip?

00:40:57.000 Now you're airdropping it to yourself.

00:40:59.000 Correct.

00:41:00.000 What happened to emailing it to yourself?

00:41:02.000 That failed?

00:41:03.000 Yeah.

00:41:05.000 You can't send an attachment that big or something.

00:41:07.000 25 meg.

00:41:08.000 How did you get it in the first place?

00:41:10.000 I screen recorded it.

00:41:12.000 That's probably why you think there's something weird on the screen.

00:41:14.000 Oh, so it's what you were watching.

00:41:16.000 So it's your disgusting screen.

00:41:17.000 So go back.

00:41:18.000 Go down.

00:41:20.000 Do you like...

00:41:21.000 Move that play thing. 0.99

00:41:23.000 Do you like Christmas or having sex with mutilated bodies? 0.95

00:41:26.000 So that's your recent viewing.

00:41:28.000 No.

00:41:29.000 This is...

00:41:31.000 You know, it just like suggests things for you.

00:41:32.000 Like, it's got the reels and it.

00:41:34.000 Who's?

00:41:34.000 That's somebody's story.

00:41:36.000 And then right next to it is Ali Alexander, and it's like, shit, that...

00:41:39.000 Okay.

00:41:39.000 It wants you to.

00:41:40.000 Why would you screen record it?

00:41:42.000 Why wouldn't you just click the three buttons at the top, then hit share, and then email it to yourself that time?

00:41:49.000 Because he gets banned a lot.

00:41:51.000 Like, just in case it goes away.

00:41:52.000 I just wanted it on my phone.

00:41:53.000 Okay, that's.

00:41:54.000 And I could send it.

00:41:55.000 And he's a private account, so I just like tried to add him.

00:41:58.000 All right, let's do it.

00:41:59.000 That was quite a choice.

00:42:01.000 Compare our physical and mental acuity.

00:42:03.000 I'd like not to, but, you know, perhaps watch me.

00:42:08.000 Yeah, I think I can.

00:42:09.000 Look at me.

00:42:11.000 Yeah.

00:42:12.000 Watch me.

00:42:13.000 See what I'm going to do.

00:42:16.000 You're running against nobody.

00:42:18.000 Nobody.

00:42:23.000 What?

00:42:26.000 That's amazing.

00:42:29.000 Oh, fuck.

00:42:30.000 That's good.

00:42:30.000 You're running against nobody.

00:42:32.000 It's true, too. 0.66

00:42:33.000 All right.

00:42:34.000 Do you have the new Proud Boys video card?

00:42:36.000 We got a Proud Boy segment to do.

00:42:37.000 Yes.

00:42:39.000 Start fights.

00:42:40.000 Finish them.

00:42:40.000 Proud of your boy.

00:42:44.000 I'll make you proud of your boys.

00:42:48.000 Proud boys, stand back and stand by.

00:42:54.000 Stand back and stand by.

00:42:58.000 I saw this interesting little tweet and it was, what are you doing, Ryan?

00:43:04.000 Looking through the email for the Proud Boys segment.

00:43:08.000 Right?

00:43:09.000 Yeah.

00:43:10.000 Okay, there's a lot of pictures in there, so it's kind of...

00:43:12.000 The first thing under Proud Boys, there it is.

00:43:15.000 What is the matter with you today?

00:43:17.000 Did you see what I was looking at?

00:43:20.000 How huge the pictures were, and it was taking up the whole screen?

00:43:23.000 Yeah.

00:43:23.000 So anyway, this is the first thing under Proud Boys.

00:43:26.000 And it says, an established and complete woman, and it shows a woman with one kid. 0.57

00:43:33.000 And as we've always said about kids, one is for losers, two is for fags, three is a bare minimum. 1.00

00:43:38.000 And then it says, also an established and complete woman. 0.97

00:43:42.000 And she's wearing that outfit that bloggers at Huffington Posts wear with like easy to slip on and off shoes because they're always lazing around. 1.00

00:43:50.000 Champagne and pizza and some jacket that she spent her dad's money on because they pay her rent and she has excess cash in New York City.

00:43:58.000 Living the life.

00:44:00.000 Those are, by the way, the jurors that threw Max and John in jail.

00:44:03.000 Those girls were the whole jury. 0.94

00:44:05.000 They just moved here from the Midwest.

00:44:07.000 They're New Yorkers now.

00:44:09.000 Daddies pays their rent, so they haven't really moved out.

00:44:11.000 You just live in one of your dad's properties.

00:44:13.000 And they were like, oh, Nazis?

00:44:15.000 Okay, throw them in jail.

00:44:17.000 I'm saving New York from the Nazis. 0.96

00:44:21.000 And I was looking at thinking, so Proud Boys are all about, and I'm all about, the first picture.

00:44:27.000 Have kids, have a family.

00:44:29.000 And also, I know a million of the other girl, and she's not established and complete.

00:44:35.000 I know these girls, they cry themselves to sleep at night. 1.00

00:44:38.000 They're not satisfied.

00:44:39.000 They're not writers.

00:44:41.000 They haven't written books.

00:44:42.000 Malcolm Coulter, they're writers.

00:44:44.000 They write bestsellers.

00:44:46.000 You read the book, it reads like a writer.

00:45:18.000 but they're one in a hundred and so we've seen these women turn into colostomy bags for strangers come be fuckdolls who are our booty calls at 4 a.m. and then lost and forgotten who become fur mommies we've seen their shitty lives and we say ladies your ovaries matter and it's not based on like prejudice or women can't shouldn't be in the workforce. 1.00

00:45:43.000 They're too stupid.

00:45:44.000 No, it's based on experience.

00:45:45.000 I'm 50.

00:45:46.000 I've watched women, I'd say half the women in my high school, by the way, let their ovaries dry up and then go, what the fuck have I done? 1.00

00:45:53.000 Then they take all kinds of fertility drugs, trying to reverse the clock.

00:45:57.000 Then they have a kid of 45 like Chloe Seveny's doing. 0.98

00:46:01.000 And the risk of autism is through the fucking roof.

00:46:05.000 So Proud Boys think the first picture is the only satisfied woman.

00:46:09.000 The feminists who hate us and call us far right say the other picture is the one. 1.00

00:46:14.000 And that's what I've been thinking about all week, how politics isn't that different.

00:46:18.000 Like my opinion is this picture is wrong.

00:46:20.000 The second picture is wrong.

00:46:22.000 That's pretty minor though, is it not?

00:46:24.000 This isn't like the Holocaust didn't happen or blacks have to go back to Africa, which is the way we're portrayed.

00:46:30.000 But it's a minor disagreement about female happiness. 0.98

00:46:35.000 And I'm not a dictator.

00:46:37.000 I don't have the power to make any laws.

00:46:39.000 So why do you give a shit what I believe?

00:46:42.000 God, it's fucking hot with all these lights on.

00:46:45.000 We got to get some insane AC in the next studio.

00:46:48.000 I want it to be a fridge at all times.

00:46:52.000 Notice this is like a pro this chick tweet, but like she's not teeth smiling and there's sadness in her eyes.

00:46:58.000 That's how you tell if it's a real smile.

00:46:59.000 And then this one has a real smile with teeth showing.

00:47:02.000 Notice people don't know how to draw kids.

00:47:05.000 Yeah, what the fuck is that?

00:47:06.000 They just draw little men.

00:47:07.000 Is that little Biden?

00:47:08.000 When you're drawing it, okay, the eyes, when you're drawing an adult male, the eyes are exactly halfway between the top and the bottom.

00:47:14.000 The nose is halfway between that.

00:47:15.000 The mouth is halfway between that.

00:47:17.000 When you're drawing a kid, the eyes are like here.

00:47:20.000 They're in the bottom third.

00:47:22.000 Eyes, nose, mouth.

00:47:23.000 It's all head.

00:47:25.000 Stop drawing little adults, please.

00:47:28.000 Pretty basic.

00:47:32.000 That should be a segment we just do.

00:47:35.000 Make that a clip.

00:47:37.000 People keep drawing little adults.

00:47:41.000 What's that weird sound?

00:47:45.000 Oh, so information about Proud Boys.

00:47:48.000 When you're writing Max and John, I just found out that a bunch of my shit was going in the garbage.

00:47:52.000 I can't remember if I mentioned this last night, but do not mention Proud Boys at all to Max and John.

00:47:58.000 The letters get turfed.

00:47:59.000 Same with JPEG.

00:48:00.000 If you send an email that includes that word, you're not allowed to talk about clubs, gangs, organizations, crews, none of that stuff.

00:48:07.000 They see it as like El Chapo could be telling people who to murder.

00:48:11.000 They also can't write to each other because that would be like, I'm going to find you and kill you, snitch.

00:48:17.000 The fuck is that sound?

00:48:22.000 Weird.

00:48:24.000 Construction upstairs or something?

00:48:27.000 Also, if you're requesting cameos from me, which 100% of the proceeds go to the Kinsman family, don't mention the club in the request or it won't come through to me.

00:48:39.000 Because we have a slight disagreement about a drawing of a girl.

00:48:44.000 Here's a fun clip from our guy who was teasing Antifa.

00:48:47.000 This is a guy, by the way, who was stabbed in the back last week, but the knife didn't go through.

00:48:53.000 That's the dude.

00:48:54.000 We have the interview with him, Jeremy, for the DC.

00:48:58.000 And you could hear the guy stabbing him going, shit.

00:49:01.000 Yeah.

00:49:02.000 Like, how, how, stabbing with impunity?

00:49:05.000 I feel like if I was stabbing even the worst person alive, right?

00:49:08.000 Like Hitler, Jeffrey Dahmer, Pedophile, I'd still be going, fucking Jesus Christ. 0.71

00:49:13.000 I wouldn't be going, ah, damn it, this isn't working as well.

00:49:16.000 I like my stabbings to go better.

00:49:18.000 Why haven't you fixed that Twitter problem?

00:49:20.000 Yeah, I thought the unblocking, the whatever.

00:49:24.000 Who cares?

00:49:24.000 No, I care.

00:49:25.000 Because this is a major problem.

00:49:26.000 You come in with a Kakamimi theory and you think the problem's solved.

00:49:30.000 You don't, the way science works is you go, I think this is my hypothesis.

00:49:35.000 I'm going to see if it's this.

00:49:37.000 You just go, it's this, fixed.

00:49:39.000 Didn't.

00:49:40.000 I did the first part.

00:49:41.000 I said I hypothesized it's the shield blocker.

00:49:43.000 No, you didn't.

00:49:44.000 We have it on tape.

00:49:45.000 You're like, it's this ad blocker.

00:49:49.000 Well, that does work for other ones.

00:49:51.000 Now you're changing that again, too.

00:49:53.000 No, it's true.

00:49:54.000 And now I allowed notifications, so that's not good.

00:49:57.000 Now it's going to give me notifications, but I'm trying to see if that works.

00:49:59.000 Nope.

00:50:00.000 Anyway, go to the clip.

00:50:15.000 Are you scared?

00:50:27.000 Is that why you had to cut your feet?

00:50:28.000 Are you scared?

00:50:31.000 That's not that interesting.

00:50:32.000 I shouldn't have included that.

00:50:33.000 24A.

00:50:34.000 Sheriff Clark gets out and he says, I love these guys.

00:50:38.000 And not only does he get cut off, but the thing that the person says to cut him off is, I work here and I'm here.

00:50:46.000 What?

00:50:47.000 I think everyone is freaked out when a black person says something good about the Prowboys because all of their eggs are in the racism basket. 0.98

00:50:54.000 So when you rip that basket apart, the eggs fall and break.

00:51:02.000 The health department tells me just a little bit ago that they issued Serb Hall four citations at $500 each for violating capacity limits, social distancing, and mask rules.

00:51:13.000 But right before the rally shut down, former Sheriff David Clark took the podium.

00:51:19.000 Former sheriff.

00:51:21.000 That writer is saying, fuck Sheriff Clark.

00:51:24.000 When you, like, you call John Bolton Ambassador John Bolton.

00:51:27.000 That's what you do.

00:51:28.000 You call Juliani Mayor Juliani.

00:51:30.000 You call George W. Bush President George Bush.

00:51:32.000 It's just a thing.

00:51:34.000 I didn't know that until I worked at Fox News.

00:51:36.000 You just do that.

00:51:37.000 So to call him former Sheriff Clark is a fuck you.

00:51:40.000 Another little clue you can see in journalists is when they call Tommy Robinson Stephen Yaxley Lennon.

00:51:46.000 That's their way of saying fuck this guy.

00:51:48.000 And then, of course, when they call Antifa anti-fascist protesters, you know where the journalist stands.

00:51:53.000 I'm not saying that's where she stands.

00:51:55.000 She's reading a cue card.

00:51:56.000 But whoever wrote that former Sheriff Clark, that's a little dog whistle.

00:52:04.000 At a Defender Vote rally in Milwaukee Saturday, Trump supporters filled the parking lot outside Cerb Hall.

00:52:11.000 In attendance was former Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clark, who suggested there should be a Proud Boys chapter in Wisconsin, a far-right group with a history of violent confrontations.

00:52:38.000 Reinstating the spirit of Western social shorteners, that is the problem with the curve.

00:52:51.000 I represent Serb Hall, and I'm going to tell you right now that the city of Milwaukee is here.

00:52:56.000 Yes?

00:52:57.000 And?

00:52:58.000 I would hope so.

00:53:00.000 What is the city of Milwaukee?

00:53:01.000 They're the Antifa of Wisconsin?

00:53:04.000 What are you talking about?

00:53:06.000 Oh, shit, I knew Milwaukee was here.

00:53:07.000 I take it back.

00:53:10.000 I'm going to tell you right now that the city of Milwaukee is here.

00:53:15.000 Shortly after Clark's comments, the health department shut down the rally because it violated the city's social distancing rules.

00:53:21.000 Republican state sentence.

00:53:22.000 I'm kidding.

00:53:23.000 See, this is how, hold on, this is how they use COVID to control you.

00:53:27.000 That rally was going just fine.

00:53:29.000 No one cared until Sheriff Clark said something they didn't like.

00:53:32.000 And now all of a sudden, shut it down.

00:53:35.000 Why are you censoring my free speech?

00:53:39.000 Germs.

00:53:40.000 People are going to get sick.

00:53:42.000 So I got to protect them.

00:53:43.000 Plus Milwaukee's here.

00:53:45.000 Plus Milwaukee's here.

00:53:46.000 They have AIDS.

00:53:48.000 I asked Cabano whether he agrees with Clark and his stance concerning the Proud Boys.

00:53:53.000 In a statement, he said, quote, I did not hear him say that, and I don't know much about the Proud Boys.

00:53:58.000 Probably the best question.

00:53:59.000 He went on to say that he was invited to the rally by the Republican Party of Milwaukee County to discuss voter fraud concerns.

00:54:07.000 We pray every day that God does not turn his back on this nation.

00:54:13.000 Sarah, you also reached out to the Republican Party of Milwaukee County.

00:54:17.000 Have they responded?

00:54:19.000 For what?

00:54:20.000 The sin?

00:54:20.000 They did, Joyce.

00:54:21.000 They're the ones who hosted the rally.

00:54:23.000 I reached out for a statement, and a representative over the phone told me that he did not want to provide a statement.

00:54:29.000 Now, something to note, the Southern Poverty Law Center does list the Proud Boys as a hate group.

00:54:35.000 Look at the phone.

00:54:35.000 To note he did not want to provide a statement.

00:54:39.000 Now, something to note, the Southern Poverty Law Center does.

00:54:42.000 Why don't you note that the founders suing the Southern Poverty Law Center?

00:54:44.000 Is that worth noting?

00:54:46.000 That would have been a great segue to Election Gate, but I want to get one more in.

00:54:50.000 Timothy Gordon, our favorite Catholic, was having our backs.

00:54:54.000 And again, like Sheriff Clark didn't say anything radical in that list.

00:54:58.000 Let's see what Timothy Gordon got in shit for defending us.

00:55:02.000 Let's see what he says that's so offensive.

00:55:04.000 Let me start by saying I made a tweet in support of the PVs on a day or maybe two days after the rally, and that offended some Catholics.

00:55:17.000 I want to take this opportunity to not apologize for my PV comments and to tell you to go pound sand if you don't like it.

00:55:28.000 Let's observe a moment of silence for you getting out of your chair and pounding sand.

00:55:33.000 If you don't like the idea that defensive force is a good moly thing.

00:55:39.000 Yeah, you'd have to put it in a condom, fill a condom with sand.

00:55:43.000 Sure.

00:55:44.000 Then put the opening into your anus, hold this sort of sand dick there, and then we'd pound like that. 1.00

00:55:50.000 Yeah, or you could adhesive sandwich.

00:55:52.000 You know, sort of so weird.

00:55:53.000 Right when it went like this, I got like a shit cramp and felt like I had to go to the bathroom.

00:55:57.000 You have like a voodoo doll shit. 1.00

00:55:58.000 Yeah.

00:55:59.000 Yeah.

00:56:01.000 If you want to make someone shit, describe a sand dick and then go like this.

00:56:04.000 And they'll go, oh my God, excuse me.

00:56:08.000 It's magic.

00:56:09.000 Spooky.

00:56:10.000 Spooky.

00:56:12.000 And that as things are inching closer to conflict domestically here in America, God bless anyone.

00:56:23.000 And there's not all right.

00:56:25.000 And I don't want to talk about exceptions to the rule.

00:56:28.000 Exception makes bad law.

00:56:30.000 The good organization on the whole that is defensive of all colors, all creeds, major Catholic started it and tells them not to abuse themselves and encourages them.

00:56:44.000 I'm not saying he's perfect or the perfect Catholic, but he encourages them against self-abuse toward marriage, towards, it's good stuff.

00:56:52.000 But you don't even have to be Catholic.

00:56:53.000 It's not a Catholic organization.

00:56:55.000 It's all colors, all creeds. 0.84

00:56:57.000 You just have to believe in defensive force, protect the weak, which is what they do.

00:57:02.000 And you know what?

00:57:03.000 I'll tell you one thing now.

00:57:05.000 If blue city police forces are going to be standing down and even tipping their hand to the terrorists, which they are, which turned my stomach.

00:57:17.000 Yeah, pause.

00:57:19.000 In D.C., we saw them, and I'm not saying these are the cops coming up with this idea.

00:57:24.000 They were doing what they were told.

00:57:25.000 Rerouting people to go through BLM.

00:57:31.000 All the more I support the PVs.

00:57:33.000 I supported them since I first heard about them.

00:57:35.000 I love this idea.

00:57:36.000 Remember back in the late 80s and early 90s on the New York subway?

00:57:40.000 All of America loved the Guardian Angels.

00:57:43.000 I never even been to New York.

00:57:46.000 But I heard about the Guardian Angels, and everyone loved talking about them.

00:57:50.000 Oh, these guys just ride the subway all day, and they make sure that muggers aren't taking after innocent women and children.

00:57:57.000 That's cool.

00:57:58.000 Hell yeah, that's cool.

00:57:59.000 You bet.

00:58:01.000 That's what these guys are.

00:58:04.000 True.

00:58:06.000 Remember that woman when we were in front of Trump's hospital when he had COVID?

00:58:10.000 And she's like, Proud boys harm people.

00:58:13.000 Who?

00:58:15.000 Heather Heyer.

00:58:16.000 Proud Boys weren't there.

00:58:18.000 Yeah, some were.

00:58:19.000 Well, they got kicked out.

00:58:21.000 Did I mention that?

00:58:22.000 Oh, yeah, that was the other thing on my parlor, on that Vice article.

00:58:27.000 The guy says, he's been researching the base And Wolfgang von Hoofenschlappen, and he's like, many of them used to be proud boys, so proud boys are a gateway drug.

00:58:38.000 Does he smoke marijuana?

00:58:40.000 Because that's a gateway drug.

00:58:42.000 It's a gateway drug to the far right.

00:58:44.000 And then he gives these examples of this one guy tried to join, but they wouldn't let him in.

00:58:48.000 And then he went to the Nazi group.

00:58:52.000 Okay.

00:58:53.000 Thank you for that.

00:58:54.000 So, like, I tried to join the NFL.

00:58:58.000 They wouldn't take me because I'm a criminal.

00:59:01.000 And so I just ended up robbing banks.

00:59:03.000 The NFL leads to bank robbery.

00:59:06.000 That's the shittiest logic I've ever heard.

00:59:08.000 Nazis try to get in, they get rejected.

00:59:10.000 Sometimes they sneak in by lying, like Jason Kessler.

00:59:13.000 They get caught and get rejected.

00:59:15.000 That doesn't mean it's a stepping stone.

00:59:16.000 That means it's a barrier that they went around.

00:59:20.000 You fucking imbecile.

00:59:23.000 Can we get past high school logic, please?

00:59:28.000 We finish fights.

00:59:29.000 We don't start fights.

00:59:30.000 Yeah.

00:59:31.000 Oh, my God.

00:59:31.000 I can't even believe you're here.

00:59:32.000 This whole thing has gotten me.

00:59:34.000 I can't believe I'm here.

00:59:36.000 So disgusting.

00:59:37.000 So emotional.

00:59:38.000 Walkie was here.

00:59:40.000 Okay.

00:59:45.000 Let's start Election Gate, shall we?

00:59:47.000 We shall.

01:00:10.000 So, on this day, what's the date today?

01:00:15.000 Thursday, November 19th, it appears the Kraken has been released.

01:00:21.000 Holy shit.

01:00:23.000 Right when we were just about to give up hope.

01:00:26.000 And they said they're going to release the Kraken on Monday, but Julianni and Sidney Powell just got up there and said, show the other one first.

01:00:34.000 I've got to put on my Biden shirt.

01:00:42.000 We hold these truths to be self-evident, all men and women, created by you-know, you know, the thing. 0.99

01:00:49.000 Available at the shop on censored.tv.

01:00:52.000 This is also available for parties, stripograms.

01:00:57.000 You tell me when.

01:00:58.000 I'll be there.

01:01:02.000 The Dominion voting systems, the SmartMatic technology software, and the software that goes in other computerized voting systems here as well, not just Dominion, were created in Venezuela at the direction of Hugo Chavez to make sure he never lost an election after one constitutional referendum came out the way he did not want it to come out.

01:01:28.000 We have one very strong witness who has explained how it all works.

01:01:34.000 His affidavit is attached to the pleadings of Lynn Wood in the lawsuit he filed in Georgia.

01:01:42.000 It is a stunning, detailed affidavit because he was with Hugo Chavez while he was being briefed how it worked.

01:01:52.000 He was with Hugo Chavez when he saw it operate to make sure the election came out his way.

01:01:58.000 That was the express purpose for creating this software.

01:02:02.000 He has seen it operate, and as soon as he saw the multiple states shut down the voting on the night of the election, he knew the same thing was happening here, that that was what had gone on.

01:02:18.000 Now the software itself was created with so many variables and so many back doors that can be hooked up to the internet or a thumb drive stuck in it or whatever, but one of its most characteristic features is its ability to flip votes.

01:02:34.000 It can set and run an algorithm that probably ran all over the country to take a certain percentage of votes from President Trump.

01:02:42.000 Hold on a second.

01:02:43.000 Isn't this the most biblical election?

01:02:45.000 I was talking to a guy the other day and he goes, I'm a Catholic, but I wasn't, I would go to church, but I wasn't really like fervent.

01:02:52.000 And he goes, this is a satanic election.

01:02:56.000 Like this is a fight between good and evil.

01:02:58.000 And what do we always say about socialism?

01:03:00.000 That's someone playing God.

01:03:02.000 Don't let people feed themselves.

01:03:03.000 I'll feed them.

01:03:04.000 I'll educate them.

01:03:05.000 I'll handle everything.

01:03:07.000 I'm better than you.

01:03:08.000 I'm God.

01:03:09.000 And when you do that, people die.

01:03:10.000 Holo-domar, with Stalin deciding who eats and who doesn't eat.

01:03:14.000 And this is an election where the machines were procured from a socialist country.

01:03:23.000 So Satan is invading our freedom.

01:03:26.000 It's right out of the fucking Bible.

01:03:29.000 I will build a great, great wall.

01:03:33.000 President Biden, which we might never have uncovered had the votes for President Trump not been so overwhelming in so many of these states that it broke the algorithm that had been plugged into the system.

01:03:46.000 And that's what caused them to have to shut down in the states they shut down in.

01:03:52.000 That's when they came in.

01:03:53.000 Yeah, that's when they were standing mail-in ballots, many of which they had actually fabricated.

01:04:03.000 Some were on pristine paper with identically matching perfect circle dots for Mr. Biden.

01:04:12.000 Others were shoved in in batches.

01:04:15.000 They're always put in in a certain number of batches and people would rerun the same batch.

01:04:20.000 This corresponds to our statistical evidence that shows incredible spikes in the vote counts at particular times.

01:04:28.000 And that corresponds to eyewitness testimony of numerous people who have come forward and said they saw the ballots come in the back door at that time.

01:04:37.000 We can get to that.

01:04:38.000 We'll include that in the links.

01:04:40.000 Let's see the other one I sent you.

01:04:43.000 Mayor Giuliani.

01:04:45.000 I know this is a lot of information that we've given you.

01:04:49.000 Probably because we're frustrated with...

01:04:52.000 What's with those lines on his face?

01:04:54.000 I don't know.

01:04:56.000 What is that?

01:04:56.000 I was just thinking that.

01:04:59.000 Oh my God.

01:05:00.000 Rudy, he's got some sort of hair dye, and he's sweating, and it's dripping down his face.

01:05:06.000 Oh, frick.

01:05:07.000 Who were the fucking idiots who let him on the stage?

01:05:10.000 First, it's the fly, now it's these lines.

01:05:15.000 And we got a noose necklace?

01:05:17.000 Can the right get at least one homosexual on their side, please? 0.96

01:05:21.000 Well, she had a cheetah print cardigan. 0.97

01:05:24.000 So I suss out a homosexual. 1.00

01:05:28.000 I know this is a lot of information that we've given you.

01:05:32.000 Probably because we're frustrated with what we keep reading and hearing in the censored press, which is that we have no evidence, we have no specifics, we have no backup of what we're saying, and you largely ignore the affidavits of the file.

01:05:50.000 It's very distracting.

01:05:51.000 He looks like a puppet.

01:05:52.000 This is one of the worst things I've ever seen.

01:05:54.000 He looks like something you put a face on a guy differently.

01:05:56.000 We're talking about the future of America, sir, and you're dripping.

01:06:01.000 You're leaking.

01:06:02.000 Yeah.

01:06:03.000 And leopard print nooseneck isn't great, too.

01:06:05.000 Leopard print nooseneck is nothing compared to this.

01:06:10.000 Whether you agree or disagree with an affidavit, it's evidence.

01:06:16.000 You can't say, I mean, you're just lying to the American people when you say there's no evidence.

01:06:22.000 Sydney was giving you information that comes from affidavits from other people that are given under oath.

01:06:29.000 I was explaining things to you from affidavits that come from other people.

01:06:35.000 God sent me.

01:06:36.000 Are those moles or swear under oath? 1.00

01:06:38.000 Is it part of the liver spots?

01:06:40.000 It's black hair dye, I think.

01:06:42.000 Yeah.

01:06:43.000 It's dripping.

01:06:47.000 I'm listening at the same time.

01:06:49.000 I'm a man.

01:06:49.000 You know what men do?

01:06:51.000 We're thinking about your tits while also going through a tax audit and catching every word about this contract we're signing, but also thinking about your tits. 1.00

01:07:01.000 We can compartmentalize.

01:07:03.000 They saw 100,000 ballots come in and that they were all for Joe Biden.

01:07:10.000 And that I should point out now that Sydney has spoken that those happened just around the time that the Dominion or SmartMatic people called a halt to the election.

01:07:25.000 And then you can also trace it.

01:07:27.000 Sorry.

01:07:28.000 She's looking at the back of his head.

01:07:29.000 I bet the back of his head, it's bleeding into his white shirt.

01:07:33.000 And she's watching his white shirt fill up with this strange blood dye.

01:07:37.000 Looks like his neck is shitting itself.

01:07:39.000 Like, you shit your neck, dude.

01:07:41.000 Your neck shit your shirt.

01:07:44.000 Very big spike in the vote count at exactly that time.

01:07:48.000 Right up.

01:07:50.000 So what we're telling you is supported by evidence.

01:07:55.000 And we're going to have to present these because of the procedures that exist according to the different voting laws of the different states.

01:08:04.000 For example, you asked us about Wisconsin.

01:08:08.000 We have to first create a contest in Wisconsin before we can move to bringing a fulsome federal lawsuit.

01:08:17.000 The contest, from everything I can see, is going to overturn the vote because it's going to show somewhere around 100,000 illegal ballots in two counties that Biden carried by 75%.

01:08:33.000 And you know how close Wisconsin is.

01:08:35.000 I mean, I just hate when we give the left fodder.

01:08:39.000 Like, spray off in your hair.

01:08:42.000 And before you get on the stage, look in a mirror.

01:08:45.000 Have a homosexual. 1.00

01:08:47.000 We have the money.

01:08:48.000 I want a homosexual around Juliani every waking moment. 1.00

01:08:54.000 Okay?

01:08:55.000 When he's in his home, the homo goes homo. 1.00

01:08:58.000 But when he's doing press conference and stuff, there's a gay going, oh my God, you're fucking kidding me. 1.00

01:09:03.000 Hold on.

01:09:05.000 Look up Juliani's face lines. 1.00

01:09:07.000 Only one comment.

01:09:09.000 He's sweating hair dye.

01:09:11.000 There's one comment that has nothing to do with the dripping.

01:09:14.000 Yes, it is.

01:09:15.000 What do you mean?

01:09:16.000 There was just only one comment that didn't have to do with the dripping.

01:09:20.000 That didn't have to do with the dripping?

01:09:21.000 Or did have to do with the dripping?

01:09:23.000 No, there was everything had to do with the dripping, besides one.

01:09:26.000 Really?

01:09:26.000 I felt bad for him.

01:09:27.000 He looked like he was melting on stage.

01:09:29.000 This guy's not talking about the dripping.

01:09:30.000 What the fuck's dripping?

01:09:31.000 What's on the side of his face?

01:09:32.000 What's on his face?

01:09:34.000 Rudy's hair dripping.

01:09:36.000 Yeah.

01:09:37.000 Oh, and then Savage.

01:09:38.000 There's another one.

01:09:40.000 And there's fire emojis, but that could be fire as in like heat, and heat melts and then melts as the...

01:09:45.000 So it's like our greatest moment.

01:09:48.000 We are Sparta.

01:09:51.000 Oh, that was a wet one. 0.93

01:09:53.000 Anyway, we're Sparta, but I got to change my fucking steel underwear.

01:09:57.000 Oh, God.

01:09:58.000 Oh, Lord in heaven above.

01:10:01.000 See, this is the problem with homophobia.

01:10:07.000 Gays are just like, they do the job of women, but much, much better. 1.00

01:10:11.000 Men are better at everything.

01:10:13.000 Only male women. 0.96

01:10:14.000 Makeup.

01:10:16.000 Holy fuck, Rudy.

01:10:19.000 That's not good.

01:10:20.000 It's like Bill Hicks when he talks about how people jump off buildings on acid because they think they can fly.

01:10:25.000 And he goes, why don't you try it out on the ground first?

01:10:28.000 Like, do a little five-foot-high run.

01:10:33.000 If you're trying a new hair dye or something, do it like two days before the most important press conference of your life and see if it drips.

01:10:41.000 Could be like a stigmata, like something good.

01:10:43.000 Yeah, that would be ideal.

01:10:45.000 Yeah.

01:10:45.000 So let's go through some proof.

01:10:48.000 Ah, shit, I think I'm missing something.

01:10:51.000 No, no, that's it.

01:10:52.000 25B.

01:10:54.000 So this is more of the kraken, right?

01:10:57.000 Linwood on Mark Levin show.

01:10:59.000 Trump won a 70% landslide election.

01:11:01.000 He probably had 400 electoral votes.

01:11:03.000 And I know you go, but Gavin, relax.

01:11:05.000 There's 6 million more votes for Biden.

01:11:07.000 You think these elections were $6 million off?

01:11:10.000 You think a recount is going to give you $6 million?

01:11:12.000 No, I don't think a recount is going to give me $6 million.

01:11:14.000 But this isn't just a recount.

01:11:16.000 This isn't like they missed a few.

01:11:18.000 This is flipping.

01:11:19.000 So now $6 million is $3 million.

01:11:22.000 And it's much easier to get to $3 million.

01:11:25.000 Especially when it's all swing states in these fucked up machines.

01:11:28.000 What's 25 C?

01:11:30.000 First, we've got to have a special session.

01:11:37.000 Two charged with voter fraud allegedly submitted 8,000 fraudulent registration applications.

01:11:42.000 I guess we've got to subscribe to the fucking, what is this, Washington Post?

01:11:45.000 Got to add an email.

01:11:47.000 No, then they send you a password, Ryan.

01:11:49.000 Use your brain and don't show everyone your emails.

01:11:51.000 Go to the top.

01:11:53.000 Epoch Times.

01:11:54.000 We should be subscribed to that.

01:11:55.000 Let's do that later.

01:11:56.000 It's free, I think.

01:11:56.000 You just send an email.

01:11:58.000 So that's more proof.

01:12:00.000 And here's, that's 25C.

01:12:03.000 But I think Tucker had a great point, and this is before the Kraken was released.

01:12:07.000 He said, there was voter fraud.

01:12:10.000 It's been going on for four years via big tech, and it's in overdrive right now.

01:12:15.000 Like, look at my favorite Instagram account, right-wing Gringa.

01:12:17.000 Presidents of the United States and their wars.

01:12:20.000 And then it shows all the presidents, right?

01:12:22.000 And then it has a blank one for Trump.

01:12:24.000 But I'm not allowed to look at that.

01:12:26.000 Let's go to the next pic.

01:12:30.000 Missing context.

01:12:32.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:12:32.000 Well, why don't you tell me the truth?

01:12:34.000 And then, if you want to get more truth, then go to the next one.

01:12:38.000 You just click on this fact checker, and it'll instantly be made clear that.

01:12:44.000 What the?

01:12:44.000 Where's the next one?

01:12:45.000 The next picture, right?

01:12:46.000 Where's it?

01:12:47.000 Missing content, yada, yada.

01:12:48.000 And there's no other picture?

01:12:50.000 Yes, that's the next picture.

01:12:52.000 Okay.

01:12:53.000 That's the beginning of the picture.

01:12:55.000 So click on that.

01:12:56.000 There's three pictures I sent you.

01:12:57.000 That's picture three.

01:12:59.000 Yes, we're looking at it.

01:13:00.000 Well, not really.

01:13:01.000 It's in your email.

01:13:02.000 I need to see the picture alone.

01:13:04.000 Like that.

01:13:05.000 Why is this so complicated for you?

01:13:08.000 So I click on the fact checker and it tells me, obviously, that graphic über burn waffenet conflict und Kreig ist Luckenhaft.

01:13:17.000 Ein Graphik auf Facebook, higher archiveriert, soll pratestenten der USA.

01:13:23.000 Like, what the fuck?

01:13:26.000 Look at this mess.

01:13:28.000 The wrench in the works that is social media blocking information.

01:13:33.000 Wotung. 0.86

01:13:34.000 And I think the other real voter fraud, this is pre-kraken, is that the Dems have been changing the laws in America for the elections for four years now.

01:13:44.000 The second Trump won, they began changing the laws.

01:13:47.000 And what do they do?

01:13:48.000 They have Pennsylvania saying your signatures don't need to match.

01:13:53.000 All right?

01:13:53.000 You can write, I have the stupidest signature in the world.

01:13:56.000 I can write a totally different Gavin McInnes.

01:13:58.000 My vote still counts.

01:13:59.000 So no more verification.

01:14:01.000 No more voter ID verification, which increases the black vote exponentially. 0.99

01:14:06.000 I'm not sure why.

01:14:07.000 Also, taking in late votes.

01:14:09.000 What do they call them?

01:14:10.000 Runoffs or something.

01:14:12.000 You can mail them in after the deadline, which also, I might wager, may possibly lead to more black votes.

01:14:19.000 I mean, we know Kanye missed the deadline to run for president.

01:14:25.000 Also, cutting off the signatures of ballots when they're submitted.

01:14:28.000 So the ballot you see during verification no longer has any signature on it at all.

01:14:34.000 And, oh, and here's one of the weirdest ones.

01:14:37.000 Georgia changed the law that said you have to have this massive spike for a win. 0.53

01:14:43.000 And these laws were done unconstitutionally without an election.

01:14:47.000 They were just made at whim by the DNC.

01:14:50.000 So in, oh, sorry, this is Georgia.

01:14:54.000 Go to 2-7.

01:14:56.000 Yeah, I was talking about Georgia.

01:14:58.000 Georgia has an unusual requirement.

01:15:01.000 Wait, are you at 2-6?

01:15:02.000 This is 2-7.

01:15:03.000 This is 2-7.

01:15:04.000 This is 2-6.

01:15:04.000 Georgia has an unusual requirement.

01:15:06.000 The candidates must receive a majority of the vote to win an election.

01:15:11.000 And if no one does so, the top two finishers advance to a runoff.

01:15:16.000 We're expecting this to happen in Georgia's special election for Senate, in which 20 candidates were on the ballot.

01:15:21.000 What?

01:15:24.000 Which is why Georgia is so fucked up.

01:15:27.000 So I think they've been caught.

01:15:29.000 They fucked up royally.

01:15:30.000 2-8.

01:15:38.000 Recount thing.

01:15:39.000 You know, in Fayette County, they had 2,600 ballots not counted.

01:15:42.000 Floyd County, 2,700 ballots not counted.

01:15:45.000 That's about 7 and 8% of the total voters in those counties, Brad Blakeman.

01:15:51.000 I mean, this is significant.

01:15:53.000 If it was a larger county, if a larger county turns up, this is one of those things that is a big issue.

01:16:00.000 This is an outrage.

01:16:01.000 Every American should be outraged by the dysfunction of our national voting system, having 50 different standards.

01:16:07.000 If anything, it shows a light that we need in a national voting.

01:16:11.000 There's like no wind where he is.

01:16:13.000 It's getting fun again.

01:16:14.000 Right around, like yesterday, I have my ear to the ground.

01:16:16.000 I talked to a lot of people, a lot of Trumpers, blue-collar types, and they were all sort of losing hope yesterday and saying, oh, no, man, $6 million is a lot.

01:16:24.000 And the ones who have never doubted it, Nick Fuentes, Ali Alexander, Alex Jones.

01:16:30.000 I've talked to all of them about a show, by the way.

01:16:31.000 Isn't that interesting?

01:16:34.000 They're out there.

01:16:35.000 They're in Georgia right now protesting.

01:16:37.000 It's like being right-wing.

01:16:38.000 The new right is cool again.

01:16:42.000 1776, baby.

01:16:45.000 Is Nick Fuentes ever not smiling?

01:16:48.000 Jim Goad asked him, do you smile when you're asleep?

01:16:57.000 That's awesome.

01:16:59.000 So in Detroit, which is very, very blue, very black, black and blue, two whistleblowers said, I got to be honest, there was so much malfeasance going on, so much evil bullshit.

01:17:14.000 And they got terrorized by Dems until they rescinded their allegations.

01:17:20.000 And watch how they get terrorized.

01:17:22.000 They threaten their families and say, we're going to ruin you if you continue with this.

01:17:27.000 We also know that the Secretary of State and the Attorney General have already tweeted out that your legal arguments are rubbish and you're going to lose when it comes to court.

01:17:37.000 So we're not worried about that at all.

01:17:40.000 I'm also not worried of your, oh, things are bad so we can't.

01:17:46.000 We also know that the Secretary of State and the Attorney General, oh, things are bad so we can't certify arguments because that's just ridiculous.

01:17:52.000 You certified in August when they were worse.

01:17:55.000 Less than 50% of the ballots were recountable.

01:17:57.000 Now over 72% are.

01:18:00.000 58% of them are even balanced when it was less than 30% last time.

01:18:04.000 So it's doubled.

01:18:05.000 It's gotten way better because the Secretary of State actually jumped in and did her job, unlike you.

01:18:10.000 But I know it's not going to change your opinion.

01:18:13.000 You talked about not certifying Detroit, even though you acknowledged that Livonia, a city, by the way, I know you know is 95% white, had bigger variances than Detroit, which is 80% black.

01:18:25.000 We understand.

01:18:26.000 And you now added your name.

01:18:27.000 So I'm not going to try to change your mind.

01:18:29.000 I just want to let you know that the Trump stink, the stain of racism that you, William Hartman and Monica Palmer, have just covered yourself in is going to follow you throughout the grandchildren.

01:18:44.000 We're going to think of you like Bull Conner or George Wallace.

01:18:48.000 Monica Palmer and William Hartman will forever be known in southeastern Michigan as two racists who did something so unprecedented that they disenfranchised hundreds of thousands of black voters in the city of Detroit because they were ordered to.

01:19:04.000 Probably, I know Monica, you think Q told you to do it or some other crazy stuff like that. 1.00

01:19:09.000 But just know when you try to sleep tonight that millions of people around the world now on Twitter know the name Monica Palmer and William Hartman as two people completely racist and without understanding of a shred of human decency.

01:19:26.000 The law isn't on your side.

01:19:28.000 History won't be on your side.

01:19:29.000 Your conscience will not be on your side.

01:19:31.000 And Lord knows when you go to meet your Maker, your soul is going to be very, very warm.

01:19:40.000 Now this guy, that's enough.

01:19:42.000 This guy is, that's Ned Stabler.

01:19:45.000 And he's this Dem who's all about black rights.

01:19:48.000 And he loves the idea of blacks. 0.99

01:19:50.000 And he talks about Detroit a lot.

01:19:52.000 Of course, he lives in Ann Arbor.

01:19:54.000 And like all virtue signaling white liberals, he likes the idea.

01:19:58.000 He likes blacks in theory, but not in practice.

01:20:02.000 No, no, he's down in Ann Arbor where it's nice and safe, where the Iggy Pop and the Stooges began.

01:20:10.000 And what's strange, I checked out his, look at 3-2.

01:20:14.000 I checked out his Twitter, and you'd think being exposed for terrorizing whistleblowers would be bad for your reputation.

01:20:20.000 His Twitter is full of people, of him saying, look, I appreciate all your thank yous, you guys, but it wasn't just me.

01:20:27.000 It was all of us.

01:20:28.000 It was the people.

01:20:29.000 What you just saw, I assume, disgusted you.

01:20:32.000 Well, I'd like you to know that the left sees it as a victory and they're so proud of Ned.

01:20:37.000 What great work, Ned.

01:20:39.000 And I assume they feel great about this Muslim, 3-3, who was even worse than the guy you just saw. 1.00

01:20:47.000 Watch him mention their children and what school they go to.

01:20:51.000 What that tells us is you, Miss Monica Palmer from Grosse Point Woods, which has a history of racism, are deciding to enable and continue to perpetuate the racist history of this country.

01:21:06.000 And I want you to think about what that means for your kids who probably go to Grosse Point North.

01:21:12.000 And when they see all their black classmates and they know that, and what that tells us is you, Miss Monica Palmer from Gross Point North.

01:21:20.000 What are you doing?

01:21:21.000 It looped.

01:21:22.000 Oh, it's looped.

01:21:23.000 Yep.

01:21:23.000 Yeah.

01:21:24.000 Go to 3.5.

01:21:25.000 I'm sorry, 3.4, the Federalist.

01:21:28.000 He just docks their children.

01:21:34.000 Keep going down.

01:21:36.000 Oh, your fucking tweets don't load.

01:21:40.000 Instead of coming up with dumb theories, why don't you just in Google say, tweets don't load on my web browser?

01:21:46.000 I could use Google.

01:21:47.000 I never had a problem with Google doing that.

01:21:50.000 But on my brave browser.

01:21:52.000 Yeah.

01:21:53.000 Turn it up, see if it's just the same.

01:21:57.000 It's the same thing.

01:21:59.000 So this guy, these two, terrorized these whistleblowers until they said, oh, I guess I didn't see fraud after all.

01:22:06.000 If you're going to kill my children and have them attacked when they go to school, then no, the election was totally fair.

01:22:14.000 So they have filed affidavits, 3-5, verifying that they were threatened.

01:22:19.000 They were terrorized.

01:22:20.000 They were doxxed by these psychos.

01:22:25.000 Wayne County, Michigan Election Board, Republicans rescind votes to certify, but file affidavits that their families were threatened.

01:22:35.000 This is why Ronald Hartman calls them Bolsheviks.

01:22:40.000 Because they fucking only care about winning.

01:22:44.000 They're happy to kill your family.

01:22:45.000 They're happy to use terrorism. 0.93

01:22:48.000 They just have to win.

01:22:50.000 And that's all.

01:22:51.000 All we have asked is that we have a fair election where you don't have algorithms flipping votes.

01:22:55.000 We're happy to lose.

01:22:57.000 We lost to Obama, and we went like this.

01:23:00.000 Oh, for fuck's sake, this country's got more retards than fucking normal human beings. 1.00

01:23:09.000 All right, how are we doing for time?

01:23:12.000 Decent?

01:23:13.000 What does that mean?

01:23:15.000 I don't know.

01:23:16.000 You have no idea how long we've been recording for?

01:23:18.000 Nope.

01:23:20.000 Let's briefly go through this one.

01:23:21.000 3-6, COVID.

01:23:23.000 We should probably have a COVID video drop.

01:23:27.000 We all know this.

01:23:28.000 Gavin Newsom had a big fancy party violating all the COVID rules.

01:23:32.000 It's hard for me because on my phone, it'll say in my social media, photos leak of hypocrite Gavin, and then it gets cut off.

01:23:39.000 And I'm constantly seeing my name drag through the mud.

01:23:41.000 Mr. Newsom, can you stop doing this?

01:23:43.000 First, you fucked up by losing Kimberly Guilfoyle, who, by the way, is in trouble because at Trump rallies, she would do, she was super raunchy and say raunch, because she's Puerto Rican.

01:23:54.000 So she'd be like, I'm going to do a lap dance for whoever donates the most money because she's awesome. 1.00

01:23:59.000 You lost her, and now you're getting caught being a hypocrite, and it's making us Gavins look bad.

01:24:04.000 Also, I wanted to do a whole segment on this, but we've talked about this before.

01:24:09.000 There's this child sex trafficking thing going on with zero information about it.

01:24:15.000 You're finding giant trucks full of kids, and it doesn't make it to the right or left-wing news.

01:24:20.000 I get this from a ghetto Instagram feed called Shizmobbin from East New York. 0.97

01:24:26.000 Why isn't this the front page of the post?

01:24:29.000 I don't fucking care about Dupree G.O.D. standing on a bus.

01:24:35.000 Why isn't there more info?

01:24:37.000 I can't get any information about this.

01:24:48.000 All economic levels and backgrounds.

01:25:03.000 Clearly, meeting.

01:25:04.000 I had never seen something just that prolific.

01:25:08.000 She says she believes these arrests only scratch the surface of the human trafficking industry in Florida.

01:25:13.000 When you can go online and order a pizza and a girl at the same time, and the girl shows up to your door before the pizza, our society is in trouble. 1.00

01:25:20.000 Okay, that's where we are.

01:25:21.000 887 victims, 427 victims.

01:25:24.000 How old are these?

01:25:25.000 Is it just normal prostitution? 0.96

01:25:26.000 Are they children?

01:25:27.000 What the fuck is going on?

01:25:30.000 Why can't we hear about this, Gangland magazine?

01:25:33.000 Why is Gangland Magazine the only place doing real journalism these days?

01:25:38.000 Fucking sitting talking about Luftenwaffen in the base when there's potentially children being ordered.

01:25:45.000 Are they orphans?

01:25:46.000 Are they runaways?

01:25:48.000 Help me here.

01:25:49.000 Help me.

01:25:51.000 All right, that brings us to a whole new topic that I've been meaning to get to for a while, is this spread of globalism and how COVID is being used for the great reset.

01:26:00.000 And you go, Gavin, what are you?

01:26:02.000 A conspiracy theorist?

01:26:03.000 You believe in the new world order and this talk about the great reset?

01:26:07.000 Where are you getting this from?

01:26:08.000 Q?

01:26:09.000 No, them, the politicians doing it themselves.

01:26:13.000 Look at Justin Trudeau turning into Alex Jones.

01:26:17.000 I don't know if this is Alex Jones wearing a Justin Trudeau mask, but here he is admitting all our worst fears.

01:26:29.000 Building back better means giving support to the most vulnerable while maintaining our momentum on reaching the 2030 agenda for sustainable development and the SDGs.

01:26:39.000 Canada is here to listen and to help.

01:26:42.000 This pandemic has provided an opportunity for a reset.

01:26:46.000 This is our chance to accelerate our pre-pandemic efforts to reach economic systems that actually address global challenges like extreme poverty, inequality, and climate change.

01:26:58.000 This is what Alex Jones screams about and sounds crazy.

01:27:02.000 There is a politician conceding it.

01:27:04.000 We also have Betelgeuse over in Chicago talking about the New Deal.

01:27:10.000 The New World Order, sorry.

01:27:12.000 Prerogative works is there's got to be compliance with the executive branch because otherwise it doesn't work.

01:27:19.000 So you're going to eliminate that compliance and you make a mandate.

01:27:23.000 And then you do training, particularly in the city alone licensing departments, whether it's zoning, buildings, housing will be impacted by it, planning certainly.

01:27:36.000 And you pick the people that run those agencies and the deputies that are pledging allegiance to the new world order and good governance.

01:27:45.000 And then I think you have the inspector general.

01:27:51.000 They're telling us.

01:27:53.000 This is what was so annoying, too, about people who reject globalism.

01:27:56.000 Like I said, Soros worked with the Nazis, helping them get Jews and rounding them up and throwing them on the cattle trains, cattle cars, whatever. 0.67

01:28:05.000 That's not me guessing.

01:28:06.000 This is in Soros' book.

01:28:08.000 He admits it.

01:28:09.000 He says it was the greatest moment of his life.

01:28:11.000 He's not a Jew. 1.00

01:28:13.000 He's a fucking second generation atheist. 0.90

01:28:16.000 His son's third generation.

01:28:18.000 You're not a Jew if you don't believe in God. 0.97

01:28:20.000 So stop calling it anti-Semitism.

01:28:22.000 It's globalism.

01:28:22.000 And globalism is fascism.

01:28:24.000 What did she just say?

01:28:25.000 You picked the people to run those departments.

01:28:27.000 That's what fascism is.

01:28:28.000 There's a czar of energy, a czar of education.

01:28:31.000 They all pledge allegiance to the new world order.

01:28:33.000 Globalism is global fascism.

01:28:36.000 There's nothing worse.

01:28:37.000 It's basically Satan winning.

01:28:40.000 What's for...

01:28:43.000 Wait, wait a minute here.

01:28:44.000 Yeah, go to 4-0, globalist Klaus Schwab.

01:28:49.000 It's at the end, what the fourth industrial revolution will lead to, is a fusion of our physical, our digital, and our biological identities.

01:29:05.000 Ah.

01:29:06.000 So that's interesting, Klaus Schwab.

01:29:10.000 I know that in Denmark, you can get a chip put in your hand that you use as a train ticket, and you can travel to and from work without the pesky card.

01:29:18.000 Boop! 0.95

01:29:19.000 And of course, the system knows where you are at all times because you have a fucking chip in your hand, which is literally in the Bible.

01:29:25.000 The mark of Satan.

01:29:28.000 And here he is saying we combine our physical selves with our digital identities, i.e.

01:29:33.000 motherfucking chips.

01:29:35.000 Again, I'm not going to Alex Jones for these.

01:29:37.000 I'm going to the people directly involved confessing.

01:29:42.000 Like they talk about how democracy wouldn't die with a bang.

01:29:45.000 It would die with a whimper.

01:29:46.000 Here we are as frogs boiling, slowly boiling in water.

01:29:49.000 And the people boiling us are saying, hi, I'm boiling you.

01:29:53.000 It's like when Gibby Haynes from the Butthole Surfers was drinking my beer and he goes, I'm drinking your beer.

01:30:02.000 4-1.

01:30:05.000 The same guy, Great Reset.

01:30:07.000 Again, they're using the words Great Reset.

01:30:10.000 These aren't made up fucking Q and ON theories.

01:30:13.000 And he says that we should do brain scans.

01:30:16.000 Go up to the first paragraph.

01:30:18.000 Implantable microchips.

01:30:19.000 Great Reset mastermind Klaus Schwab suggests a number of draconian measures for controlling the population under the umbrella of fourth industrial revolution, including risk assessment brain scans to cross borders and implantable chips to read people's thoughts.

01:30:34.000 The economic forum leader, founder, sorry, Schwab, has repeatedly emphasized how the technocrats need to take advantage of the coronavirus epidemic to implement the Great Reset.

01:30:44.000 Parrotted by low IQ political leaders like Justin Trudeau and Betelgeuse.

01:30:53.000 And that's probably why it's so bad to let women vote, because they vote for idiots, and then these idiots have power and they can be manipulated by global fascists, globalist fascists like Klaus Schaab. 1.00

01:31:07.000 And if you doubt how stupid our politicians are, have a look at AOC, who thinks the Democrats lost the House.

01:31:18.000 District in East Elmhurst, and I have a general question about the House and why did we lose so many seats and what needs to be done to get them back next term?

01:31:29.000 So, you know, of course, the loss of the House majority is just...

01:31:34.000 Wait, just pause.

01:31:36.000 The Dems are still the majority in the House.

01:31:38.000 They don't have as big of a lead as they had before, but they're still the majority.

01:31:42.000 How do you not know that?

01:31:44.000 You at home cannot know that.

01:31:45.000 That's boring minutia.

01:31:47.000 I barely know that.

01:31:49.000 I mean, it's my job to know, so I had to go Google it.

01:31:51.000 But AOC, this is your area of expertise.

01:31:55.000 And you don't fucking know.

01:31:57.000 So when I suggest the great reset and say it's like the Green New Deal and call it the New World Order, all those words sound the same to me. 0.94

01:32:05.000 And you click yes.

01:32:06.000 You say thumbs up.

01:32:07.000 You sign in the bottom line.

01:32:10.000 What a loser.

01:32:12.000 This is 4-3.

01:32:14.000 Bernie Sanders says, nobody wants to defund the police.

01:32:18.000 Bernie Sanders says, nobody I know who's running for office talks about defunding the police.

01:32:23.000 What we talk about is making police officers accountable.

01:32:27.000 Hasn't he lived in Maine for like 100 years?

01:32:29.000 Why do you still have that annoying Brooklyn accent?

01:32:31.000 Who's running for office talks about defunding the police?

01:32:34.000 What we talk about is making police officers accountable.

01:32:38.000 He sounds like Howard Stern doing his dad.

01:32:41.000 Making police officers accountable?

01:32:44.000 And then we look at Cortez.

01:32:46.000 Zoom out a bit.

01:32:48.000 Cortez dismisses $1 billion cut.

01:32:50.000 Defunding police means defunding police.

01:32:53.000 That was in June.

01:32:57.000 November.

01:32:58.000 AOC defends Defund the Police Mantra after damn losses.

01:33:01.000 Okay.

01:33:03.000 Oh, here she is in July.

01:33:04.000 House squad members unveil bill to defund police and give reparations.

01:33:10.000 Holy shit.

01:33:11.000 Remember when you heard about reparations?

01:33:12.000 It was like super radical, like anarcho-vegan lesbians in your school who had like fluorescent pink dreadlocks. 1.00

01:33:21.000 And now it's just in the government.

01:33:23.000 Let's take money from police and give it to blacks because of slavery. 1.00

01:33:29.000 I think I would even say something like that when I was 17, just to make my dad go, what the fuck?

01:33:34.000 What are you on about?

01:33:36.000 It's true, dad.

01:33:38.000 That's what has to be done.

01:33:39.000 You're fucking ignorant.

01:33:41.000 And that's forgivable for an 18-year-old, a 17-year-old.

01:33:44.000 But an adult politician, it's embarrassing.

01:33:48.000 If you're not socialist when you're young, you have no heart.

01:33:51.000 If you're not conservative when you're old, you have no brain.

01:33:54.000 And if you have a problem with that, with socialism, then you must be a neo-Nazi.

01:34:00.000 You're racist.

01:34:01.000 You see how it worked on those whistleblowers?

01:34:03.000 You're racist.

01:34:04.000 You're racist.

01:34:05.000 Look at 4-4.

01:34:07.000 Officially overseeing Arizona vote count.

01:34:09.000 Oh, this should have gone an election gig.

01:34:12.000 Previously tweeted about Trump's neo-Nazi base.

01:34:16.000 Let's see what this voting official says.

01:34:21.000 Of course, we have to go to Twitter.

01:34:24.000 Wait for that to load.

01:34:26.000 There she is.

01:34:26.000 Katie Hobbs has made it abundantly clear.

01:34:29.000 Trump has made it abundantly clear.

01:34:30.000 He's more interested in pandering to his neo-Nazi base than being POTUS for all Americans.

01:34:35.000 And I think by that she means the proud boys, stand back, stand by typo.

01:34:38.000 And she also means the very fine people, which we've explained on the show, I believe, 600 billion times.

01:34:43.000 Wait, haven't we talked about her before?

01:34:45.000 I remember saying she's my type.

01:34:47.000 I like her fatness.

01:34:49.000 Look her up.

01:34:51.000 I don't like her on the outside.

01:34:53.000 I mean, I don't like her brain on the inside.

01:34:56.000 But on the outside, I like a little bit of a chunky monkey.

01:34:58.000 Katie Hobbs.

01:35:00.000 Katie Hobbs, bikini. 0.99

01:35:02.000 That's not going to come up.

01:35:03.000 I'm going to look it.

01:35:04.000 I'm going to find it.

01:35:04.000 That's not going to come up.

01:35:06.000 But she's got some meat on her bones. 1.00

01:35:09.000 Of course, we don't like short hair.

01:35:12.000 But I like that sort of strong smile.

01:35:13.000 I like a big mouth.

01:35:18.000 Okay, that's not good.

01:35:19.000 Take off bikini, dude. 1.00

01:35:21.000 Ooh, she's getting worse. 0.99

01:35:22.000 She's slowly morphing into a dude.

01:35:25.000 I thought she looked healthy in the first one.

01:35:29.000 The short hair is probably a better bet than that.

01:35:31.000 No, we'll take it.

01:35:32.000 Longer the better, always.

01:35:34.000 Oh.

01:35:35.000 God, thank God I didn't make a deal with the devil.

01:35:37.000 Like, when I first saw Amy Winehouse, the first time I saw her, she had her tattoos and her big 50s look before she was famous.

01:35:44.000 And I was like, what if I made a deal with the devil where I could have her, but he'd have my soul?

01:35:50.000 And then five years later, she became that weird, disgusting crack bird with just like a schnaz in Jamaica with like dreads hanging off. 1.00

01:35:59.000 I'm like, hey, got any crack?

01:36:02.000 And I just went, thank God I didn't make a deal with Satan.

01:36:06.000 I'm dumping her.

01:36:08.000 Satan, if I ever ask for a woman like that to have, give me 24 hours and Google images, please. 1.00

01:36:14.000 I don't want to make any mistakes.

01:36:17.000 Okay, final piece of news before we get to the mailbag.

01:36:20.000 I've been meaning to show you this Trump derangement syndrome streaker.

01:36:24.000 She goes up to a bunch of people.

01:36:25.000 She pulls over to harass young women who have Trump flags. 1.00

01:36:34.000 Perfect example of Trump derangement syndrome.

01:37:15.000 So they have drunk flags, right?

01:37:19.000 She's like, are you vegan?

01:37:24.000 And usually these kind of Karen psychos have masks. 0.62

01:37:30.000 Maybe she's so hysterical the COVID thing falls apart.

01:37:33.000 Oh.

01:37:34.000 Was that brown panties or a very hairy bush? 0.95

01:37:41.000 I believe brown.

01:37:43.000 Yeah.

01:37:44.000 Who wears brown panties? 0.99

01:37:46.000 Stop filming me, you fucking ugly piece of shit. 0.85

01:37:50.000 What are you gonna say?

01:37:51.000 Get it.

01:37:54.000 Let me get your fucking 860 back off of BB19. 0.99

01:37:57.000 Get away. 0.73

01:37:59.000 Get away. 0.73

01:37:59.000 Oh my god. 0.73

01:38:00.000 You're staying away.

01:38:02.000 Get away! 1.00

01:38:03.000 You fucking hornbid! 0.98

01:38:05.000 Get away! 1.00

01:38:09.000 Now she's insulting their labia. 1.00

01:38:10.000 I think she's projecting.

01:38:11.000 Trump supporters have their labia is too big.

01:38:14.000 I think he's a good president.

01:38:16.000 I like his tax plan.

01:38:17.000 But his female base, their labia, they look like roast beef. 1.00

01:38:21.000 I call it their panty flags.

01:38:23.000 I'm sorry.

01:38:24.000 They should wear brown panties like me. 1.00

01:38:35.000 That's right, Policost.

01:38:36.000 We are resting on the battlefield.

01:38:37.000 Anyway, boring.

01:38:39.000 But that is America's mind.

01:38:42.000 Half of America has Trump derangement syndrome and acts like that bitch. 1.00

01:38:45.000 And the other half looks like our buddy Knockout Joe with the bandages all over his face.

01:38:51.000 What a time to be alive.

01:39:07.000 I think my favorite part of that song is the hi-hat.

01:39:16.000 I want to jump down to an old email from November 17th.

01:39:21.000 Our flag now that we eat the poo-poo. 1.00

01:39:26.000 Gavin and Ryanis Fagus Imperius.

01:39:29.000 Now that we eat the poo-poo, we should maybe get the flag too much. 1.00

01:39:34.000 These are 100% legit flags of the countries, which are equivalent to our states, of Liberia.

01:39:40.000 Which should we choose?

01:39:41.000 So this is an email from Liberia, I guess.

01:39:44.000 There are several more examples, but they all look like a fourth grader spent 20 minutes doing a picture in Microsoft Paint, and then they stuck the country flag in the corner.

01:39:52.000 Look up country, county flags of Liberia if you want more examples.

01:39:56.000 That's the best one, and it's pathetic.

01:39:58.000 That, why don't the plants match?

01:40:02.000 Like the dirt, if you're going to do that, the dirt should be perfectly symmetrical, and the plants should be like maybe just one.

01:40:09.000 Like the maple leaf.

01:40:11.000 But then this is my favorite one.

01:40:12.000 You didn't even put the trees on the ground.

01:40:18.000 And what happened to the river?

01:40:20.000 Did it just vanish?

01:40:22.000 Is it coming out of the tree?

01:40:24.000 Is the tree taking a river piss?

01:40:27.000 I love a good river piss.

01:40:28.000 That is...

01:40:30.000 And Liberia, remember Liberia was its reparations.

01:40:33.000 It's freed African blacks, freed slaves, going back to Africa from America and creating a complete shithole. 1.00

01:40:43.000 Okay, let's go back to the top now.

01:40:47.000 This is from GF.

01:40:48.000 Bring back Miles McInnes.

01:40:50.000 Now that we are in the era of Biden, it would be a great way to troll the new admin and those who voted them in.

01:40:54.000 Also, it could be a good way to circumvent the YouTube censors, as Miles' sarcasm will probably be just enough to confuse the algorithm.

01:41:01.000 Okay.

01:41:02.000 I don't know.

01:41:02.000 I was getting kind of bored of Miles.

01:41:04.000 It seemed kind of obvious.

01:41:05.000 It reminded me of Barney the Dinosaur by the end.

01:41:08.000 And I think I may have signed a contract with Ezra Levant that I can only do Miles for him.

01:41:12.000 I guess that expired.

01:41:14.000 He's pretty reasonable.

01:41:15.000 He'd probably let me have him back.

01:41:17.000 Evening, Gavin Yan Dauber and Laird of the Fog Zone and Liquor of Ballbags Rivera.

01:41:21.000 Please see this article about Edinburgh Castle.

01:41:24.000 Scotland has turned into a fucking enormous clown zone.

01:41:28.000 Sorry, clone zone.

01:41:30.000 I need life advice.

01:41:32.000 Should I move with my Canadian lady friend to Edmonton and sack off Scotland?

01:41:36.000 It's fast becoming a total shit show.

01:41:38.000 Love you mere than a friend.

01:41:41.000 Andrew.

01:41:42.000 I should warn you, sir, that Canada is great in everything and it's very similar to Scotland.

01:41:46.000 Like upstate New York, it was created by Scots. 0.76

01:41:49.000 And I would argue Canadian culture is really Scottish culture.

01:41:51.000 It's the whole hoser thing is very Scottish.

01:41:54.000 Booze, beer, body jokes.

01:41:58.000 But Edmonton is basically dry ice.

01:42:02.000 It is so fucking cold there that you will shit yourself.

01:42:07.000 And in Scotland, I know Scotland's cold, but it's like chilly.

01:42:10.000 It's damp.

01:42:11.000 Edmonton is like a needle of pain.

01:42:14.000 Like if you piss outside, your dick goes numb.

01:42:16.000 When you sniff, your nostrils freeze shut.

01:42:21.000 It's absolutely brutal.

01:42:24.000 But yeah, Scotland, I think they're both pretty much the same.

01:42:27.000 But what does it say?

01:42:28.000 Edinburgh Castle sign hailing hero British soldiers who fought in the 1857 siege of Lucknow during the Indian Mutiny will be replaced after Junior Dr. 26 complained it pandered to imperialism.

01:42:41.000 But they were defending themselves.

01:42:44.000 Oh, I see.

01:42:45.000 It's just a sandstone cross commemorating them retaining land in India.

01:42:54.000 Yeah.

01:42:55.000 That's fucking nuts.

01:42:59.000 Dear censored, I'm unable to keep up with every show, but in case you missed this talent, please support this guy I found on YouTube.

01:43:05.000 His name's Donnie Vee.

01:43:06.000 This better be good.

01:43:10.000 It's not going to be a President Donald Trump.

01:43:18.000 It ain't over.

01:43:19.000 Pretty good.

01:43:20.000 Far from it.

01:43:26.000 What you gotta run your mouth for?

01:43:29.000 Trump about to turn Biden into outdoors.

01:43:32.000 Joe finally left the basement and went outdoors.

01:43:35.000 Not a MAGA ganger full of fat pulling out fraud.

01:43:40.000 You ain't stealing this election.

01:43:42.000 The Democrats are sick and naked, you spreading that infection.

01:43:45.000 2016, thought you ready, learn the lesson.

01:43:49.000 Trump 2020, there won't ever be concessions.

01:43:52.000 Great.

01:43:53.000 Good stuff.

01:43:54.000 Thank you for that.

01:43:55.000 Although I'm kind of falling in love with rap.

01:43:58.000 This is a movie called The Irish Pub.

01:44:02.000 That looks pretty good.

01:44:03.000 God, they're beautiful things, aren't they?

01:44:04.000 Irish pubs.

01:44:06.000 The brick-a-brac.

01:44:07.000 Jump in the middle.

01:44:16.000 Jump somewhere else.

01:44:22.000 Jump somewhere else.

01:44:24.000 Inherited the pub.

01:44:26.000 Where you're from, and who you are.

01:44:28.000 And if you're invasive at all, they keep asking you questions.

01:44:31.000 You might as well just put your credentials up in the counter when you go in.

01:44:34.000 Save a lot of trouble.

01:44:37.000 That's why I know it's with them here anyway.

01:44:41.000 There was a man here one day and he was fairly inquisitive.

01:44:45.000 He was sitting over the fireside there.

01:44:46.000 And this stranger came in.

01:44:48.000 I don't know who it was.

01:44:49.000 The man called me over anyway.

01:44:50.000 And I'm going to say, what's up?

01:44:52.000 He says, who's that?

01:44:54.000 I just turned around and says, the man, his name is, will you tell this fellow who you are?

01:44:57.000 He says, he wants to know.

01:44:58.000 The man says, no, I don't, no, I don't.

01:44:59.000 I says, what the hell else did you call me out for?

01:45:01.000 See the face going red in your mind.

01:45:03.000 He'd never ask me again.

01:45:06.000 That looks fantastic.

01:45:07.000 Thank you for turning me on to that.

01:45:08.000 I look forward to watching it.

01:45:11.000 That's enough, though.

01:45:12.000 They really need to work on their fucking lighting.

01:45:14.000 There's only one shot that looked half decent.

01:45:16.000 That's typical Irish, though. 1.00

01:45:18.000 Yeah, pub culture is really important to me.

01:45:20.000 Male culture is important to me.

01:45:21.000 Barbershops are important to me.

01:45:23.000 Mechanics' garages are.

01:45:24.000 There's ladies' zones. 1.00

01:45:25.000 There's men's zones.

01:45:27.000 Barbershops and pubs should be ours entirely.

01:45:30.000 Not saying it should be illegal for women to go to pubs or women to go into barbershops, but please avoid it, ladies. 1.00

01:45:35.000 It's not your area of expertise.

01:45:37.000 And all this COVID shit is killing pub culture.

01:45:40.000 And it's turning bartenders into nags. 1.00

01:45:42.000 Oh, you're up.

01:45:43.000 You got to put on your mask.

01:45:44.000 And now we don't have the same rapport.

01:45:46.000 The reason people like me don't go to therapists is because I have one.

01:45:50.000 I go to my bartender.

01:45:51.000 He knows all my problems.

01:45:53.000 All two of them.

01:45:55.000 Nobody can do that like me.

01:45:57.000 I know, but I can't talk to you, Trump.

01:46:00.000 This is from Jamie.

01:46:02.000 Hopping in, G-Dog and RyGuy.

01:46:03.000 I took a screenshot of this story from Twitter.

01:46:05.000 It looks mental.

01:46:05.000 I don't know much about it or where it's from, but I'm sure your research guy could find the story, or maybe you'd be quicker doing it on your phone.

01:46:12.000 Up to you.

01:46:13.000 I'll attach a screenshot with this email.

01:46:14.000 Also, I might be serving a third tour watching 1917.

01:46:17.000 Great film that I'll tell you.

01:46:19.000 That's if you make it back alive from watching 1917 three times.

01:46:24.000 That'd be funny, because there are a couple of World War I vets alive, I think.

01:46:28.000 I think there's like three.

01:46:30.000 But they have a and they're there with their medals and their little berets and they're all sort of small and skinny little men.

01:46:40.000 And then you just walk up, a 50-year-old, or this guy is probably 30, and they go, what are you doing?

01:46:45.000 And you're like, I saw it in 1917 three times.

01:46:50.000 And we're just standing there with our jackets with no medals.

01:46:53.000 A beret we got at Forever 21, a green army coat from a surplus store.

01:46:58.000 Hi.

01:46:59.000 Hello.

01:47:01.000 Gang of transgender women drop, kicked, then stamped on 19-year-old men in tube attack after he told them they needed to have female genitalia to be women.

01:47:10.000 How feminine of them.

01:47:13.000 Tamsin Lush, Tyla Joe Bryan, and Amar Nee Lewis Daniel attacked the 19-year-old. 1.00

01:47:27.000 At least she took her heels off first. 0.98

01:47:31.000 If they took their dicks off, there wouldn't be a problem. 0.99

01:47:36.000 I'm a lady.

01:47:38.000 Look, he's unconscious.

01:47:45.000 See, they're not just men.

01:47:47.000 What did I call them all those 10 years ago, Pop?

01:47:50.000 Mentally ill gays. 1.00

01:47:55.000 Is this in Britain?

01:47:58.000 It said the tube, so I believe it.

01:48:00.000 Yeah, it must be Britain.

01:48:01.000 London.

01:48:01.000 But these seem like black American names.

01:48:04.000 So I guess Britain is taking on this black American name thing.

01:48:08.000 We're going to have Loquacia soon.

01:48:11.000 Daniel Hunt, brother of Mike.

01:48:16.000 I get it.

01:48:19.000 I get it.

01:48:21.000 Mary Clayton.

01:48:22.000 Oh, that was the girl who died singing.

01:48:24.000 Ray, Pamada, it's just a shadow.

01:48:27.000 It's just a shadow.

01:48:29.000 I had a thought the other day about her.

01:48:31.000 Yeah, maybe you had a miscarriage because you were singing at 2 in the morning and you gave too much of your soul and you gave that song your baby.

01:48:42.000 Or maybe you did Coke.

01:48:45.000 Everything of that?

01:48:48.000 Rolling Stones are recording.

01:48:50.000 It's going really well.

01:48:51.000 It's 2.30 in the morning.

01:48:53.000 There's probably a few lines hanging around.

01:48:56.000 I think she may have killed her baby. 0.56

01:48:58.000 Maybe, maybe.

01:48:59.000 It's a better story to say, I did a deal with the devil, and I sang so intensely about rape and murder, my baby died.

01:49:06.000 Or maybe you killed your baby by doing Coke.

01:49:09.000 Anyway, not only did the Rolling Stones rosemary's baby harass when recording Give Me Shelter, but she literally now has no legs to stand on. 0.61

01:49:17.000 She lost both her legs in a tragic car accident in LA in 2016.

01:49:21.000 Spooky.

01:49:24.000 On your feet, soldier.

01:49:25.000 He ends it with.

01:49:27.000 Yeah, maybe she was cursed by the devil for being on that song, or maybe she's an alcoholic drug addict who did Coke, killed her baby, and then was in a car accident because she had just chugged a bottle of Hennessy. 1.00

01:49:43.000 Always be dubious of stories.

01:49:46.000 Give the mantis shrimp a good home, says Corgan.

01:49:50.000 That sounds gay, you're probably thinking right now.

01:49:51.000 You're right, but hear me out.

01:49:52.000 I just want to be clear.

01:49:53.000 When I say animals are losers and I don't care about them, I still don't want to hurt them ever.

01:49:58.000 I mean, if I see a dog get hit by a car, I go, oh, Jesus, dah.

01:50:02.000 I don't go, die, bitch. 1.00

01:50:04.000 I mean, I treat my plants very well, too.

01:50:07.000 I've got one of those little carnivorous plants that look like Venus flytraps.

01:50:11.000 Oh, no.

01:50:12.000 It's like a Venus flytrap.

01:50:13.000 Same thing, but it's not a Venus flytrap.

01:50:15.000 It's called like a pitcher plant.

01:50:16.000 That's it.

01:50:17.000 Yeah.

01:50:17.000 Because the leaves look like pitchers.

01:50:18.000 I've had that for going on 10 years now.

01:50:21.000 I feed it little pieces of hamburger meat and stuff.

01:50:24.000 So I appreciate God's creations.

01:50:27.000 I just don't sit there saying, oh, it's the last day I'll be Able to visit her cat.

01:50:33.000 That's like saying it's the last day I'll be able to visit her plant.

01:50:37.000 So I would never abuse the mantis shrimp or you know, let it starve or anything.

01:50:42.000 Anyway, I love the mantis shrimp idea.

01:50:44.000 A unique show mascot would be pretty cool.

01:50:46.000 However, I implore you to do proper research before you acquire such a crustacean.

01:50:51.000 Now, part of me deciding this is I know Ryan is a fucking, what do you call you people?

01:50:58.000 Fishkeeper.

01:50:58.000 Fish nerd.

01:51:00.000 So he's pretty good with the fishes he's had over the years.

01:51:04.000 So I'm assuming he'll be a major part of this.

01:51:06.000 Yes.

01:51:07.000 I'm a bit of an animal fag myself.

01:51:09.000 The article on Animal's Place really gave me some insight on their worth.

01:51:12.000 And I want whatever animal you acquire to be happy and not just a novelty item.

01:51:16.000 What?

01:51:17.000 It's a novelty item.

01:51:18.000 And I'm not sure happy is the correct term for a mantis shrimp, which is essentially just a big giant cockroach.

01:51:25.000 Did you know they could see 16 different types of colors?

01:51:30.000 We could only see three, red, green, blue.

01:51:32.000 They see 16.

01:51:33.000 Huh.

01:51:35.000 Yes.

01:51:36.000 It's pretty wow.

01:51:37.000 I feel like God was getting creative that day.

01:51:40.000 Look at this thing.

01:51:41.000 It's feeling faggy. 0.81

01:51:42.000 Our eyes contain millions of light sensitive cells called.

01:51:44.000 I don't read things in that font.

01:51:46.000 Dogs have two.

01:51:48.000 We have three.

01:51:49.000 I want whatever animal you acquire to be happy, blah, blah, blah.

01:51:51.000 After all, they live for, what, 20 years?

01:51:54.000 Holy shit.

01:51:55.000 You'd think they'd be easy to get.

01:51:56.000 Must be people that are sick of having to buy food for them all the time.

01:52:00.000 They're like $100.

01:52:01.000 I saw somebody linked us to a site with that.

01:52:02.000 That being said, I'm down for videos of a mantis shrimp being the shit of its prey.

01:52:05.000 I'd also be comforted in knowing that there's been proper research done.

01:52:08.000 Who is this guy?

01:52:09.000 My dad?

01:52:11.000 What a fucking loser.

01:52:14.000 Sitting there telling me, a grown man with three kids, several properties and millions of dollars, started tons of businesses.

01:52:21.000 You're sitting there telling me, Govan, go do some research before you get that shrimp.

01:52:25.000 I want it to be happy.

01:52:27.000 What a fucking dork.

01:52:29.000 Corgan, you're a loser.

01:52:32.000 Your fucking ego is ridiculous.

01:52:35.000 Go check yourself because you just wrecked yourself.

01:52:38.000 Don't talk to your elders like that.

01:52:42.000 God damn.

01:52:44.000 This is from Zach.

01:52:46.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:52:47.000 Fuck Ryan.

01:52:49.000 I'm my kind of guy.

01:52:50.000 I've been watching your most recent episodes about your own valor and want to thank you for your service.

01:52:54.000 You're welcome.

01:52:56.000 I spent 15 months in East Baghdad in 2007.

01:52:58.000 And HBO's Generation Caleb's best series to encapsulate Iraq, in my opinion.

01:53:03.000 Okay, I am forwarding that to myself.

01:53:06.000 I don't recall seeing that.

01:53:08.000 And I'm looking forward to being able to put Iraq under my belt as one of the places I've served.

01:53:15.000 I just wanted to make a quick point.

01:53:16.000 A lot of people that I know that suffer from PTSD are full of shit.

01:53:20.000 I would not tread there.

01:53:22.000 I've had multiple buddies call me talking about the free money they get for it.

01:53:25.000 I would never accept it because the last thing I want is to be registered with a mental disorder with the federal government under this new fascist empire, and nothing is free with the government.

01:53:34.000 When vets are honest, they'll tell you that they feel nothing about the subhuman pieces of shit that they pulled the trigger on. 0.99

01:53:41.000 That's like that quote where they asked a guy, a Polish general, how it feels to kill a human.

01:53:47.000 And he goes, I wouldn't know.

01:53:48.000 I've only ever shot communists.

01:53:51.000 It's the fucking bodies that I scooped up with a shovel.

01:53:53.000 It's the boot I tossed in a bag, not realizing it still had a foot in it.

01:53:57.000 It's the EFP that vaporized half of a motherfucker from another unit driving through our sector four weeks before he was going to see his wife and kids again.

01:54:05.000 That's the shit that fucks me up.

01:54:07.000 I don't think anyone ever doubted that.

01:54:09.000 I think when we think of PTSD, we don't think of you shooting a suicide bomber.

01:54:13.000 We think of you sitting next to your buddy and seeing his head blow off and you getting all the brains on your shoulder.

01:54:19.000 I think we're on the same page when it comes to that.

01:54:22.000 That's the shit that fucks me up.

01:54:23.000 12 years later, it makes it worse 12 years later when I'm looking at my 11-year-old daughter and putting myself in their shoes.

01:54:29.000 I do every fucked up thing I did all over again, but Memorial Day haunts me every year.

01:54:34.000 I turn up a bottle of Jameson and a 30 rack of Bud Heavies to mourn them every year on Memorial Day and pray for their families, but I'll never get rid of the guilt I feel for having made it home.

01:54:44.000 Yeah.

01:54:45.000 That is a tearjerker. 0.69

01:54:46.000 I've heard that, though, that the biggest, they have like survival guilt and they can't stop thinking about the brothers they left behind.

01:54:53.000 Even when the brothers are alive and are still back there, they feel this incredible pain knowing that their brothers are still there fighting and they're sitting here going to the driving range with their Budweiser golf bag.

01:55:07.000 Very touching letter, good one to end on.

01:55:10.000 I think it's time for you know what.

01:55:14.000 And it's pretty final.

01:55:27.000 That one's grown on me too.

01:55:29.000 The final video.

01:55:31.000 What do we need?

01:55:31.000 We need racism and feminism.

01:55:34.000 Yes.

01:55:35.000 COVID.

01:55:37.000 Did we not have a COVID warmer?

01:55:40.000 Yeah, I see one in my head.

01:55:43.000 I see the COVID, the little germ coming at me.

01:55:46.000 Yeah.

01:55:47.000 I remember a germ.

01:55:49.000 I sent it to...

01:55:49.000 All right, let's...

01:55:51.000 Now, you've probably seen this video before where a guy in...

01:55:54.000 It's Flushing Queens.

01:55:55.000 Let me just explain something to you.

01:55:57.000 Flushing Queens, it's at the end of the...

01:55:59.000 Was it the J line?

01:56:00.000 The purple one?

01:56:01.000 No, that's not the J. What's the one that the Mets always talk about?

01:56:08.000 What the fuck?

01:56:09.000 The Mets have a...

01:56:10.000 Ryan always.

01:56:10.000 I was trying to look for the...

01:56:11.000 Ryan always comes in when I need him.

01:56:13.000 I was trying to look for the COVID.

01:56:15.000 He knows everything.

01:56:16.000 Yeah, don't worry about that now.

01:56:17.000 The 7-train.

01:56:18.000 Yeah.

01:56:19.000 So the 7-train is a purple line, and it goes way out into Queens.

01:56:24.000 Until Queens is like almost rural.

01:56:26.000 But no, I'm not, I'm exaggerating, but very suburban by Flushing Meadows Park.

01:56:30.000 But it's City Field is my stadium.

01:56:32.000 The Mets Stadium is right before it.

01:56:34.000 Sometimes I would go to try to find parking in Flushing and then take a train back.

01:56:39.000 But you can't find parking in Flushing because it is China. 1.00

01:56:44.000 I've lived in China.

01:56:46.000 And I swear to God, you could drug someone in Beijing, right?

01:56:51.000 And then put them on a plane.

01:56:52.000 You'd have to really drug them because it's a good 30 hours from door to door.

01:56:56.000 And then they come to in Flushing and they Go, and you translated that as where am I?

01:57:05.000 What happened?

01:57:06.000 And then you would just say to him, Oh, it's okay.

01:57:09.000 You passed out, you got hit by a car, and we moved you here.

01:57:12.000 It's nearer to the hospital, it's in the town of Cao Chu Sing in the province of Hueng Chan.

01:57:19.000 It's only 20 minutes from Beijing.

01:57:22.000 I think it would take him about a year to realize he wasn't in China.

01:57:26.000 All the signs are in Chinese with zero English.

01:57:30.000 You don't see, you might see a McDonald's, but you see McDonald's in China.

01:57:33.000 You see it in Beijing.

01:57:35.000 So it is totally indistinguishable from America.

01:57:40.000 And that's a bad thing.

01:57:41.000 They've created a fifth column.

01:57:43.000 So you're watching a video that took place in America, just down the street from us, in Flushing, probably 25 minutes on the train.

01:57:53.000 But outside of the architecture and the license plates on the cars that say the Empire State, you would never know that you're in Flushing.

01:58:01.000 You don't even see white people.

01:58:03.000 This is in China.

01:58:07.000 So there seems to be some sort of argument about a parking place.

01:58:14.000 And the bat comes in.

01:58:15.000 The guy in the brown shirt is mad at the dude with the punky hair.

01:58:20.000 He's got blonde hair.

01:58:21.000 So he hits his car there.

01:58:23.000 Then the guy does a U-turn, scoops him up, and drives into a restaurant.

01:58:36.000 Isn't that amazing?

01:58:38.000 This one's good because you can see the guy in the brown trying to get up.

01:58:50.000 Holy shit.

01:58:51.000 That's amazing.

01:58:52.000 I've seen better ones though, where you see more of him on the front of the car, the guy in the brown.

01:58:57.000 Oh, you've zoomed in too much.

01:58:58.000 That's the problem.

01:59:07.000 So he goes piling into that.

01:59:09.000 See those feet there?

01:59:10.000 That's the brown jacket guy.

01:59:12.000 He went careening into the watermelons.

01:59:14.000 And then that other guy, I think his legs are fucked up.

01:59:17.000 I think he got hit.

01:59:18.000 They broke his legs.

01:59:21.000 Is it wrong when you are walking down the street and you hear a screech and you want there to be a crash?

01:59:26.000 Like, I feel like if we're there, I don't want people to die.

01:59:28.000 I'm a Christian.

01:59:30.000 But I feel like if we were there, we'd go, yes.

01:59:31.000 Holy shit.

01:59:33.000 Cool.

01:59:36.000 That's not good.

01:59:37.000 I know.

01:59:37.000 That's morally wrong.

01:59:39.000 Anyway, that was that doozy of a show.

01:59:41.000 We'll be presenting Ryan's trip to DC as like, what is it now?

01:59:46.000 An hour long?

01:59:48.000 Like 35, 40 minutes?

01:59:50.000 45 minutes?

01:59:50.000 45, 40.

01:59:51.000 45 minutes, 45 minutes.

01:59:53.000 We'll be presenting that within the next 24 hours.

01:59:57.000 And before then, I'll see you on Monday.

02:00:01.000 And the Kraken has been released.

02:00:03.000 I may have to do an emergency live show if the Kraken starts kicking ass and taking names.

02:00:08.000 But this was a very exciting day for Election Gate.

02:00:11.000 Just when we were losing hope for God Emperor Trump, he comes in with an enormous left hook to the suplex.

02:00:19.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

02:00:24.000 Well, there's a pretty little baby on the cabin floor and a little house coat laying on the door.

02:00:30.000 And I love that girl with the golden hair.

02:00:33.000 Me and the Tennessee stud loves the Tennessee bear.

02:00:41.000 I fucked it up.

02:00:43.000 So forgive me, I'm after all.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 19, 2020

S03E41 - RELEASE THE KRAKEN [2020-11-19 - S03E41 - RELEASE THE KRAKEN]

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