Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E46 - TRANSPLAINING [2020-12-01 - S03E46 - TRANSPLAINING]

00:00:02.000 My own reflections making me sick I've been this way since my faith quit I never knew this thing It's taking me all by one with It's taking me all minutes It's making me colder If I broke it,

00:00:26.000 would you quit It's a topic we can fix In the morning when we win When I'm sober would you stay If I broke it, would you quit It's a topic we can fix In the morning when we win When I'm sober Please just go easy up,

00:00:47.000 baby Go easy up Who's that now? 1.00

00:00:55.000 Matt Mason.

00:01:41.000 Stop What in the fuck go back That's John Kinsman folks That's who we were just visiting in prison Where they shaved his beard and his hair No,

00:01:59.000 I think he had his his he was shaved and he had a short haircut for the trial.

00:02:04.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:02:05.000 But they also shaved Max's hair and I think his when they got to Ulster, the sort of the prison where they decide where they're going to put you.

00:02:14.000 Unfortunately, John and Max weren't allowed to be in the same prison because they don't want the Proud Boys planning stuff.

00:02:21.000 Starting maybe a jail chapter.

00:02:23.000 Wouldn't be surprised if they did start a jail chapter and these fucking dummies turned Proud Boys into a bona fide gang by trying to prevent it from being a gang. 0.94

00:02:30.000 Anyway, that's John Kinsman.

00:02:32.000 That's the guy at the end of every episode.

00:02:34.000 And when I first saw this, I took a screen grab and I was like, is it possible for someone to look that much like someone?

00:02:41.000 I mean, he's a twin.

00:02:43.000 And John has a very particular look, right?

00:02:47.000 And so I contact Zenoa and I go, am I crazy or is that John?

00:02:51.000 And she goes, yeah, I told you he did commercials.

00:02:53.000 He did videos.

00:02:54.000 And I go, but this is a year ago.

00:02:56.000 And she goes, yeah, pretty fucked up, right?

00:03:00.000 That's a Joliet, which is a closed prison near Chicago.

00:03:04.000 They have parties there.

00:03:05.000 Stop.

00:03:06.000 Okay, a week ago we were sitting with him eating.

00:03:09.000 I was watching him eat.

00:03:10.000 He has a big beard.

00:03:10.000 It's back now.

00:03:12.000 And I got him wings from the store and we were six feet away, but that was our reality.

00:03:18.000 And this is, he was just about to go to trial.

00:03:21.000 I think this is when he had just made Liberty.

00:03:24.000 Liberty was unborn, but starting.

00:03:28.000 How fucking crazy is that?

00:03:36.000 Then you start to wonder, like, did he tempt the gods by appearing as a prisoner?

00:03:43.000 And I never wanted to change.

00:03:45.000 He's a lecter, huh?

00:03:48.000 He made 75 grand once in a M ⁇ M's ad.

00:03:52.000 Dang.

00:03:53.000 Yeah.

00:03:54.000 Wasn't he the Snapple guy, too?

00:03:55.000 Yeah, the Snapple, sorry.

00:03:56.000 Snapple.

00:03:58.000 Who does that at the dinner table? 1.00

00:03:59.000 That guy.

00:04:00.000 I don't get that part.

00:04:01.000 Oh, is he kicking heroin right there?

00:04:02.000 This food's gross.

00:04:04.000 You know that book I'm reading, that detective book?

00:04:07.000 Blue Chameleon.

00:04:08.000 Blue Chameleon?

00:04:11.000 There's a great part in it where he goes, he was all about informants and getting people to talk.

00:04:16.000 And a lot of these people don't like, oh, look at John there.

00:04:18.000 He's like, oh, well, did you see that shit?

00:04:20.000 Like, it covered in stone.

00:04:21.000 Go back.

00:04:22.000 Look, he looks at the other guy.

00:04:23.000 You see that?

00:04:24.000 That guy's in a bad mood.

00:04:30.000 So what he would do is he would get junkies on a Friday.

00:04:34.000 You pig haters probably think this is wrong.

00:04:36.000 I think it's awesome.

00:04:37.000 And you'd go, did you guys know anything about the shooting yesterday?

00:04:43.000 No, fuck you, cop.

00:04:47.000 You see, because I noticed that you guys were littering earlier.

00:04:50.000 And I mean, that's probably not going to stand up in court, but I might arrest you.

00:04:54.000 And then, of course, you'll be in jail for the rest of today and Saturday and Sunday.

00:04:59.000 And you'll see a judge Monday.

00:05:01.000 So you'll be going through withdrawals in your cell.

00:05:03.000 And you're like, okay, we thought he Lopez.

00:05:07.000 And so he'd always get there in a break because he'd get junkies on a Friday.

00:05:10.000 That was the sweetest treat.

00:05:13.000 Anyway, we chose that song because Matt is all over the video.

00:05:17.000 John's all over the video.

00:05:18.000 I couldn't believe it.

00:05:19.000 We almost chose this song, though.

00:05:22.000 Indian Droker.

00:05:25.000 This is the best thing that ever happened to me.

00:05:27.000 Ryan and I watched all of these last night.

00:05:28.000 Now here's...

00:05:29.000 Okay, stop.

00:05:30.000 So he's a TikTok guy who thinks that the fact that he can do this is mind-blowing.

00:05:38.000 It's called Droker Face, buddy.

00:05:40.000 And you think that you can fuck with me and I'm just a regular guy, but not until I go like this.

00:05:47.000 And on TikTok, they make it go and it goes viral and they get 3 million likes.

00:05:52.000 So look, wait, stop.

00:05:53.000 He's doing this at some like theater where these people don't look at TikTok.

00:05:57.000 They're in their 40s.

00:05:59.000 And he does the Indian Joker face, batty journey. 0.99

00:06:09.000 There it comes.

00:06:12.000 Whoa.

00:06:14.000 Look at them.

00:06:16.000 Oh, that's not the same guy.

00:06:18.000 That's just a random.

00:06:19.000 Oh, this is the guy.

00:06:20.000 This is the guy.

00:06:21.000 Ready to freak?

00:06:22.000 This is the quintessential one.

00:06:30.000 Can you fucking believe what you're looking at?

00:06:34.000 So, this is his TikTok.

00:06:36.000 It's just thousands of these where people mess with him.

00:06:40.000 They don't realize he can do an Indian Joker face, and then they get it. 0.62

00:06:48.000 Oh, you didn't do it there.

00:06:51.000 Here it comes.

00:06:56.000 Oh, yeah, you messed with the wrong guy.

00:06:58.000 Come here.

00:06:59.000 You're about to get Indian Joker face. 0.98

00:07:02.000 Ready?

00:07:07.000 Oh my god.

00:07:10.000 I can't.

00:07:10.000 All cultures are not equal.

00:07:12.000 Some are gay.

00:07:14.000 These are Asians.

00:07:20.000 Nice eyebrows, dude.

00:07:28.000 Oh, crap.

00:07:29.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:07:30.000 There's thousands of these.

00:07:32.000 And this has, this compilation has like 45 million views, right?

00:07:36.000 Yeah.

00:07:39.000 Yes, it does.

00:07:40.000 Coming up on 46.

00:07:44.000 Alright, I'll do it for you.

00:07:45.000 I have a feeling that this song, I couldn't make it out.

00:07:48.000 I think it's Indians doing what they sound think French sounds like. 1.00

00:07:53.000 Because you hear French words like nuit and vautre and stuff.

00:07:59.000 There you go.

00:08:02.000 Do you want me to Joker face you?

00:08:06.000 Soon as Helium voice. 0.94

00:08:14.000 I didn't know Indians had enough money for a motorcycle.

00:08:20.000 Look out, buddy.

00:08:27.000 Just ignore them.

00:08:29.000 Unless, of course.

00:08:37.000 Anyway, it sucks.

00:08:40.000 The West is the best.

00:08:41.000 I mean, why argue?

00:08:42.000 Speaking of me.

00:08:44.000 Oh, wait a minute.

00:08:45.000 One more thing.

00:08:45.000 I sent you an email.

00:08:47.000 I was just looking at this before we started rolling.

00:08:50.000 And it's someone went to the Mogrit Islands.

00:08:54.000 This just shows you how full of shit Daily Mail is.

00:08:56.000 They call Prowboys racist, whatever.

00:08:59.000 They have no fucking clue what they're doing.

00:09:02.000 They're so easily duped.

00:09:04.000 Life with the world's most isolated tribe.

00:09:07.000 Beautiful pictures show the Marquisans who live on South Pacific Islands over 800 miles from the nearest civilization. 1.00

00:09:15.000 You know where the nearest civilization is in the Marquisan Islands?

00:09:19.000 The Marquisean Islands?

00:09:21.000 There's like villages there, hotels.

00:09:23.000 It's a big tourism place.

00:09:25.000 And these people are clearly full of shit.

00:09:28.000 I think they're Maoris from New Zealand.

00:09:32.000 Look, this is an untouched tribe.

00:09:34.000 You know what an untouched tribe does? 0.68

00:09:35.000 They stab you.

00:09:38.000 They don't pose, and they don't know how to pose.

00:09:40.000 These horses have bits.

00:09:42.000 They all look...

00:09:43.000 The horses don't look in great shape.

00:09:44.000 That's kind of realistic.

00:09:46.000 But look at the way they fucking pose.

00:09:49.000 And scroll down a bit.

00:09:52.000 Okay, yeah, we just discovered you.

00:09:54.000 We're at the gym.

00:09:54.000 They're from a fucking Maori gym in New Zealand.

00:09:56.000 How's that one guy shave his face to the right?

00:09:58.000 Well, that's another thing.

00:09:59.000 They all have perfect...

00:10:00.000 One of the girls has perfectly manicured eyebrows.

00:10:04.000 He doesn't like to take pictures of girls too close.

00:10:07.000 And I got to admit, I was open-minded when I first saw it and before I smelled a rat.

00:10:10.000 And I was like, I guess he doesn't want to sexualize them.

00:10:14.000 But this is where you start to get a little suspicious.

00:10:17.000 Wow, you sure are good at your horses.

00:10:20.000 Nice shed back there.

00:10:22.000 Yeah, a nice shed with corrugated tin.

00:10:25.000 Amazing.

00:10:25.000 Did you just find that?

00:10:26.000 That floated ashore.

00:10:29.000 I didn't notice the shed before.

00:10:32.000 Because it's far away, it must be untouched because the year is 1702.

00:10:37.000 More of the same shit.

00:10:38.000 Blah, blah.

00:10:39.000 How did he get a buzz cut?

00:10:41.000 Amazing.

00:10:42.000 Yeah, I don't...

00:10:43.000 Worth rocks.

00:10:45.000 So that guy's got a perfect goatee.

00:10:47.000 Okay.

00:10:48.000 Pencil.

00:10:48.000 He's got a fucking pencil.

00:10:49.000 No, wait, wait.

00:10:50.000 This is my favorite part.

00:10:51.000 Go up a little bit more.

00:10:53.000 No, the other way.

00:10:54.000 Yeah, stop.

00:10:56.000 Nice wedding ring, dude.

00:10:58.000 Nice.

00:10:59.000 First of all, marriage?

00:11:01.000 That's our thing, isn't it?

00:11:03.000 Isn't that a Western phenomen?

00:11:06.000 Definitely the ring is...

00:11:08.000 So those are the kids far away.

00:11:09.000 And I believe now they put the woman far away so we wouldn't see their manicured eyebrows.

00:11:15.000 I'll show you what gave it away for me.

00:11:18.000 That one I'm still like, okay, you sure like plants.

00:11:22.000 Nice goatee.

00:11:24.000 Well shaved.

00:11:24.000 Look at his chin.

00:11:26.000 I guess he did that with sharp rocks, okay?

00:11:29.000 Untouched, huh?

00:11:30.000 Look at her.

00:11:31.000 That's the one that gave it up for me.

00:11:32.000 The one on the left, the farthest away from me.

00:11:34.000 Look at her perfect tattoo. 1.00

00:11:36.000 What's that?

00:11:36.000 That's from like a fucking little piece of punk porcupine quill filled with plant dye and a hammer.

00:11:43.000 Wow, they sure are precise.

00:11:45.000 And of course, she has perfectly manicured eyebrows.

00:11:48.000 I spy eyeliner.

00:11:50.000 Yeah.

00:11:51.000 I guess that's made of burnt coal.

00:11:53.000 But the whole article is about how Jimmy would correspond.

00:11:59.000 They don't speak English, so we have to learn how to speak to them in a certain way. 0.95

00:12:04.000 And the fucking Daily Mail is such amateur at the Apollo that they're just open for a photographer.

00:12:10.000 That's a photographer just sticking his portfolio on the most popular website on the web.

00:12:15.000 Or one of the most because he wants free advertising.

00:12:21.000 Oh, wait, not yet.

00:12:23.000 I fucked it up.

00:12:25.000 Wait, try again.

00:12:27.000 I'll find the drop.

00:12:40.000 Wait, you're getting turned.

00:13:02.000 I like the very beginning.

00:13:03.000 The Indian kid who does it at some high school thing, and everyone goes, What are you doing?

00:13:09.000 Or they're saying, chiputi data.

00:13:12.000 I thought I would spend a little bit of time on me.

00:13:15.000 Here is a book that I did in 2008.

00:13:18.000 After I left Vice, I had a book coming out, The Do's and Don'ts 2.

00:13:22.000 But I didn't want them making money off of me after I left, so I canned it.

00:13:25.000 I just thought I'd put it out myself.

00:13:27.000 But then I realized that all those pictures are from Vice magazine.

00:13:30.000 I don't have the rights to that anymore, so it just got thrown in the garbage.

00:13:34.000 I actually have it as a PDF somewhere, but it'll die, just like my movie, Death of Cool.

00:13:39.000 So I did a book from scratch that was essentially do's and don'ts called Street Boners, where a boner can be a good thing, like your penis is erect, and it can be a bad thing, like you made a mistake, you made a boner.

00:13:52.000 And I had tons and tons of pictures, and I just continued to do it.

00:13:55.000 I rated women by cats, men and women. 0.92

00:13:58.000 Oh my God, here's Kim Taylor Bennett being a smoke show. 1.00

00:14:04.000 She's absolutely mental.

00:14:05.000 She's so attractive.

00:14:08.000 But I was looking at this going, you know what I like about this?

00:14:10.000 This is, I had a chance to do something that was 100% my control.

00:14:15.000 I laid it out.

00:14:17.000 I did the kittens thing.

00:14:19.000 I chose all the pictures, took most of the pictures, did all the graphic design, wrote everything, of course.

00:14:29.000 But I also did, God, there's some real boners in here, dude. 0.98

00:14:33.000 Lots of socks with heels, which is my fang.

00:14:37.000 But there's also a fun thing inside with all the rules.

00:14:41.000 The rules.

00:14:43.000 And it talks about what to do and what don't to do.

00:14:46.000 How to have your pants.

00:14:48.000 What shoes you can wear.

00:14:50.000 Flip-flops.

00:14:51.000 Sports sandals are out.

00:14:52.000 Cargo shorts are out.

00:14:54.000 Umbrellas you may not wear.

00:14:56.000 People always ask me for a definitive guide and it's all in here.

00:14:59.000 Different kinds of facial hairs we can allow.

00:15:01.000 Where'd you get that?

00:15:03.000 Google.

00:15:07.000 Things you can't wear after 30, which unfortunately includes socks with heels.

00:15:13.000 And then back to the fun stuff, making fun of.

00:15:18.000 Here's a don't.

00:15:19.000 It's a picture I took near my place when we lived in Costa Rica with just the river going outside and it says, okay, I get it.

00:15:25.000 It's rainy season.

00:15:27.000 Jesus Christ, get over yourself.

00:15:31.000 Funny me.

00:15:32.000 Classic Gav.

00:15:36.000 Also in the Gav News, my movie, How to Be a Man, I haven't been able to find that for a long time, but it's now on Xbox, on Microsoft Movie.

00:15:48.000 So you can watch that for $10.

00:15:50.000 I highly recommend it.

00:15:51.000 That's another example where I had complete creative control and made sure it was exactly what I wanted it to be.

00:16:00.000 And it's quite a fun romp.

00:16:01.000 I haven't seen the trailer in a long time.

00:16:03.000 Can you pull that up?

00:16:06.000 By the way, that taco truck was my taco truck.

00:16:09.000 What?

00:16:10.000 I lost a fortune on that thing.

00:16:12.000 The restaurant industry is not for me.

00:16:16.000 Hey, little buddy, it's your dad.

00:16:18.000 If you're watching this, I'm probably dead.

00:16:20.000 This is the first in a series of videos where I'm going to show you how to be a stand-up guy.

00:16:26.000 Quit my job, got a pregnant wife, and I'm dying of male breast cancer. 0.65

00:16:30.000 Men can get breast cancer? 0.99

00:16:32.000 Yes, they can.

00:16:33.000 Let's move on.

00:16:35.000 You quit your job that gives you benefits while your pregnant wife is at home. 1.00

00:16:40.000 I'm done.

00:16:41.000 I'm going to storm out of here very slowly.

00:16:44.000 I'm going to teach you about your word and how to fight.

00:16:47.000 Like, literally fight.

00:16:49.000 I can use background.

00:16:51.000 Look, I don't want no trouble.

00:16:53.000 The secret to humor is...

00:16:54.000 Brutal honesty.

00:16:55.000 It looks like you've been listening.

00:16:59.000 With some vulnerability on top.

00:17:01.000 How are you feeling?

00:17:02.000 I feel bad.

00:17:02.000 I'm dying.

00:17:03.000 And then just a sprinkling of his.

00:17:05.000 There's a friend, Perry.

00:17:07.000 Is that about skinhead?

00:17:12.000 Everyone laughed at that.

00:17:13.000 Let's put this baby up. 1.00

00:17:14.000 It's time to grow up, okay?

00:17:16.000 I'm having a child.

00:17:17.000 I don't need two of them.

00:17:17.000 Can I get some clothes, please?

00:17:19.000 Not a millipede.

00:17:20.000 I'd like some pants.

00:17:22.000 I'm trying to be true to myself.

00:17:23.000 I'm setting an example for the kid.

00:17:25.000 I'm following my passion.

00:17:28.000 How did I end up here?

00:17:29.000 How did you trick me into listening to you?

00:17:31.000 Don't be a coward.

00:17:32.000 Don't you feel alive?

00:17:34.000 I've never felt more alive.

00:17:35.000 I've got a selection.

00:17:42.000 It's my dying wish.

00:17:43.000 You ever heard of Death Row?

00:17:44.000 They get to eat whatever they want.

00:17:46.000 They'll have ice cream and steak.

00:17:47.000 This is my ice cream steak.

00:17:51.000 Beautiful film.

00:17:54.000 Get down there.

00:17:55.000 And it's just doodle leap, one armpit.

00:17:57.000 Doodle little loop, one armpit.

00:17:59.000 Done.

00:17:59.000 No shower for a man should be more than one minute long.

00:18:02.000 What happened to those shirts?

00:18:04.000 Those are Thomas Pink shirts.

00:18:06.000 I miss those.

00:18:08.000 Final note in the Gab saga at GNN.

00:18:13.000 One of my Joe Rogan's has just been removed from YouTube.

00:18:16.000 The first one where I was wearing a tan suit made by Built by Wendy, I believe.

00:18:20.000 And it's gone.

00:18:22.000 Now the other one is still up where I'm dressed as Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

00:18:28.000 But that one, this is bizarre.

00:18:31.000 The number of views have been reduced from 5 million to 300,000.

00:18:35.000 It sure did.

00:18:36.000 What the flip.

00:18:37.000 And the date hasn't changed.

00:18:38.000 So it's not like he re-uploaded.

00:18:40.000 It's still the same date.

00:18:42.000 They just took the views down.

00:18:43.000 Isn't that fucking bizarre?

00:18:45.000 You have to get the pills.

00:18:46.000 You got to get the pills.

00:18:48.000 Wait, is this on his private channel?

00:18:49.000 I'm seeing something weird here.

00:18:51.000 This might be a different channel.

00:18:53.000 Usually it's the Joe Rogan experience with that little head.

00:18:56.000 Oh, and he has his own Joe Rogan?

00:18:59.000 I don't know if this is actually him.

00:19:00.000 Or maybe that's not even him.

00:19:02.000 Yeah.

00:19:03.000 It's someone who just steals his videos, but why would he allow that?

00:19:05.000 899 views, 215 views.

00:19:08.000 Yeah, these are.

00:19:08.000 Oh, it's amazing.

00:19:09.000 I mean, yours has an amazing amount of views for him.

00:19:13.000 Considering this guy's.

00:19:14.000 So this is a rip-off channel.

00:19:16.000 I see.

00:19:16.000 Yeah.

00:19:17.000 It's strange that they would let that stay up, but I bet Joe doesn't give a shit about YouTube anymore.

00:19:21.000 He's taking them all down eventually, isn't he?

00:19:24.000 I think a certain amount are going to stay there forever.

00:19:27.000 Oh, really?

00:19:28.000 Well, mine isn't staying there forever.

00:19:30.000 Oh, so both of mine have been taken down, in other words.

00:19:32.000 Yeah.

00:19:33.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:19:34.000 I got duped.

00:19:36.000 That's fucked up.

00:19:39.000 Well, we had a good run.

00:19:40.000 What was it?

00:19:40.000 10 million combined?

00:19:41.000 What if we just put it on our site?

00:19:45.000 Do we have it?

00:19:46.000 I'm sure somebody's got it.

00:19:48.000 Yeah.

00:19:48.000 We probably got Ovenmo or something.

00:19:50.000 That's a good idea.

00:19:50.000 Let's sue me.

00:19:51.000 Yeah.

00:19:52.000 What are you going to do?

00:19:53.000 What are you going to do?

00:19:54.000 Hey, what are you going to do?

00:19:55.000 You're going to sue me?

00:19:57.000 Yeah, it's going to be.

00:19:58.000 Sue me.

00:19:58.000 Holy shit.

00:19:59.000 So sue me.

00:20:05.000 I guess we have to cover this.

00:20:07.000 Some dude married a fucking doll. 1.00

00:20:09.000 He's from Kazakhstan.

00:20:10.000 He's Muslim.

00:20:11.000 Kazakhstan is one of the shittiest countries in the world. 1.00

00:20:14.000 Borad is based in Kazakhstan.

00:20:16.000 So he's probably an inbred lunatic.

00:20:20.000 I mean, is this even real?

00:20:22.000 Or is this just a guy, probably a guy looking for publicity, and he got a bunch of money from...

00:20:26.000 Ooh, look how gross her arm is. 1.00

00:20:29.000 Doesn't that look weird?

00:20:30.000 It's very grovery.

00:20:33.000 Yeah, the separation from the body is on.

00:20:36.000 I'm not believing any of this.

00:20:38.000 He fucks her, really?

00:20:39.000 No, you don't.

00:20:42.000 They were engaged in December.

00:20:45.000 He said she swears a lot, but she's a good person with a good heart.

00:20:52.000 I love being tortured.

00:20:53.000 What does that say down there?

00:20:55.000 I love being tortured.

00:20:58.000 I can endure a lot of pain.

00:20:59.000 I love to dominate.

00:21:01.000 Margot is capable of what other people are not capable of, he confessed.

00:21:05.000 So he likes to beat the shit out of her, I guess?

00:21:08.000 Rape her in the ass? 1.00

00:21:11.000 I've always said on the one in a million chance this is true, there is nothing sadder than a man fucking a love doll.

00:21:18.000 Nothing sadder.

00:21:19.000 Beating off to porn is pretty sad.

00:21:21.000 But this love dolls really take the cake. 1.00

00:21:26.000 Okay, let's get started with the nizous. 0.97

00:21:29.000 This jacket is so fucking hot.

00:21:31.000 That's what I should be advertising.

00:21:38.000 Oh, let's do our newest.

00:21:41.000 Our newest sponsor, Beard and Coffee.

00:21:43.000 Our newest sponsor, Beard and Coffee.

00:21:46.000 Oh, no, Beard Vet.

00:21:48.000 What is it?

00:21:48.000 Beard Vet.

00:21:50.000 Well, this has Beard Vet Coffee, Ryan.

00:21:56.000 So, yeah, I said Beard and Coffee.

00:21:57.000 You said no, Beard Vet. 0.87

00:21:59.000 It's Beard Vet Coffee.

00:22:02.000 So it's a vet who makes beard bomb, coffee, hats, all kinds of stuff.

00:22:07.000 We'll tell you more tomorrow.

00:22:08.000 This is pretty snug, but that's good because I'm fucking ripped these days.

00:22:13.000 You get to see my awesome muscles.

00:22:31.000 Scary, huh?

00:22:32.000 That's called Indian Joker, dude. 1.00

00:22:37.000 I thought I invented this quote, but I realize now it's George Orwell.

00:22:40.000 This is 1.6.

00:22:41.000 I'm jumping ahead here.

00:22:42.000 We're now getting into a new category called fake news.

00:22:45.000 Don't bother making a card for it.

00:22:47.000 I don't think it'll become that regular of a thing.

00:22:49.000 Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed.

00:22:53.000 Everything else is public relations.

00:22:55.000 Now, it's about to come out.

00:22:57.000 It came out a couple hours ago, James O'Keefe.

00:23:00.000 I knew about this for a long time.

00:23:02.000 Kind of a gray area legally, but what they were doing is they got the code into a CNN Zoom.

00:23:09.000 And they've been watching for months, just sitting there at CNN morning meetings, just watching their meetings, taking notes, timestamps.

00:23:18.000 And Jeff Bezos is on every call, the richest man in the world.

00:23:21.000 And they've just been listening to the richest man in the world say, don't say this, but say this.

00:23:25.000 In other words, running his PR firm, which is what the Washington Post is.

00:23:31.000 Sorry, CNN is Jeff Zucker, not the richest man in the world.

00:23:37.000 Hey, Jeff Zucker, are you there?

00:23:39.000 Hey, this is James O'Keefe.

00:23:41.000 We've been listening to your CNN calls for basically two months, recording everything.

00:23:47.000 Just wanted to ask you some questions, if you have a minute.

00:23:50.000 Do you still feel you're the most trusted name in news?

00:23:53.000 Because I have to say, from what I've been hearing on these phone calls, I don't know about that.

00:23:57.000 I mean, we've got a lot of recordings that indicate you're not really that independent of a journalist.

00:24:08.000 Thank you for your comment.

00:24:11.000 So everybody in light of that, I think what we'll do is we'll set up a new system and we'll be back with you.

00:24:19.000 We'll do the rest of the call a little bit later.

00:24:21.000 We're going to release those recordings today at 7 o'clock.

00:24:24.000 So stay tuned.

00:24:24.000 It's going to be fun.

00:24:26.000 He's on the Zoom too.

00:24:27.000 This is the same Zoom.

00:24:29.000 You just heard me talk to the president of CNN Jeff Sucker and inform him that we are going to release a number of recordings today.

00:24:40.000 I unmuted myself into the conference line, and they're still on there.

00:24:44.000 They're listening to me right now.

00:24:46.000 This is being live streamed for those of you still on the call.

00:24:49.000 And we've recorded for a while, and we have clips of various producers talking, the president talking, describing their motives, describing their political philosophy, describing how they don't cover certain things,

00:25:04.000 and certain political parties tell them to cover things a certain way.

00:25:07.000 Lots of little clips that takes us into the minds and hearts of our people, the powers that be, that inform us because government is downstream from media.

00:25:16.000 So we're going to be releasing these tapes thanks to one of our sources, one of our cycles who's given us this information.

00:25:23.000 Breitbart is still alive in James in many ways.

00:25:26.000 At one point, Jeff Sucker says, you could just change the channel.

00:25:31.000 He goes, yeah, we will.

00:25:32.000 But we'll also be watching you.

00:25:34.000 Here's 1-8.

00:25:35.000 It's more of the same.

00:25:37.000 He just talks about how he's got hundreds of hours of footage.

00:25:42.000 Oh, don't badi.

00:25:46.000 Hundreds of hours of Jeff going through all these hundreds of hours of Jeff Sucker is fun.

00:25:52.000 At the beginning, I made a mistake, and I said Jeff Bezos uses the Washington Post as his personal PR firm.

00:25:57.000 That's very clear.

00:25:58.000 That's simple to understand.

00:26:00.000 And I'd love to hear their Zooms.

00:26:02.000 But Jeff Sucker is just an employee of a bigger industry.

00:26:06.000 So, who exactly is CNN a PR firm for?

00:26:10.000 Can we get a person?

00:26:11.000 Can we get a name?

00:26:12.000 Hold on a sec.

00:26:14.000 Hey, computer, who owns CNN?

00:26:19.000 CNN is owned by Turner Broadcasting System.

00:26:23.000 Okay.

00:26:24.000 Hey, Computer, who owns Turner Broadcasting System?

00:26:29.000 Turner Broadcasting is owned by Time Warner.

00:26:33.000 Hey, Computer, who owns Time Warner?

00:26:38.000 Warner Media is a publicly traded company owned by many individual shareholders and other large investment companies.

00:26:45.000 Warner Media's current CEO is Jason Keilog.

00:26:50.000 Sounds like a douche.

00:26:53.000 Hey, computer, what's a douche?

00:26:58.000 The noun douche is usually defined as a jet or current of water, sometimes with a dissolved medicating or cleansing agent applied to a body part, organ, or cavity.

00:27:07.000 You know, it's funny.

00:27:08.000 That's enough, computer.

00:27:09.000 Computer, stop.

00:27:10.000 It's funny how women in the 50s use douches, but the only people who really should have been using a douche and still should is people like me, men with foreskins.

00:27:19.000 If I haven't had a shower that day, or God forbid I've masturbated, I could do with a little squooch of soapy water.

00:27:26.000 A little squooch.

00:27:27.000 Just one squooch.

00:27:28.000 Yeah, a wet wipe will do.

00:27:30.000 A wet wipe will do.

00:27:33.000 It's funny how you said that.

00:27:36.000 I guess so.

00:27:56.000 Je d'Or, dance, dance, dance.

00:27:58.000 Yeah, it's Bollywood people making up French words and just throwing them together.

00:28:03.000 Je d'Or dance.

00:28:03.000 Dans la nuit in the night.

00:28:06.000 Oh, okay.

00:28:10.000 So yeah, keep playing that.

00:28:12.000 Sorry.

00:28:12.000 I got distracted by becoming a packy joker.

00:28:16.000 Of course.

00:28:17.000 I started vice with a packy joker.

00:28:22.000 Wait, that's the one?

00:28:23.000 Going through all these hundreds of hours of Jeff Zucker's phone calls at CNN here.

00:28:28.000 Good morning, everybody.

00:28:29.000 Thank you.

00:28:30.000 So much tape.

00:28:31.000 So much tape.

00:28:32.000 Good morning.

00:28:34.000 Okay, obviously.

00:28:38.000 We have an incredible story on our hands.

00:28:44.000 We sure do.

00:28:44.000 And we're going through all of that.

00:28:46.000 Okay, so we get that.

00:28:47.000 You know, it's going to mostly be, there'll be no actual smoking gun like let's lie about this.

00:28:56.000 But I think it's going to be something like Hunter Biden's laptop is something everyone else is covering.

00:29:02.000 I don't think it benefits our viewers and our listeners to indulge in that.

00:29:06.000 So we're going to focus on more important topics right now.

00:29:10.000 Ukraine hasn't been verified.

00:29:13.000 It's another thing that the right is using.

00:29:15.000 We're not going to waste our viewers' time by doing that.

00:29:18.000 In fact, I think Chris Cuomo said exactly that.

00:29:20.000 He said, I'm not going to waste your valuable time with some bullshit hacked laptop.

00:29:26.000 Homeboys get night like.

00:29:28.000 Get it.

00:29:30.000 Kind of seems like a threat there, in that context.

00:29:33.000 Yeah.

00:29:34.000 We should say that about that Iranian scientist who, I'm happy, is dead. 1.00

00:29:37.000 Fuck you.

00:29:39.000 Homeboys get nightlike.

00:29:40.000 Get it.

00:29:42.000 Guy was developing a nuclear bomb.

00:29:44.000 Iran wants to flatten Israel. 0.97

00:29:46.000 They killed him.

00:29:47.000 Mossad killed him.

00:29:48.000 Good.

00:29:49.000 Hey, Mossad, we need you over here.

00:29:50.000 It's quiet for him.

00:29:52.000 It's quiet.

00:29:52.000 Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.

00:29:55.000 I don't have a category for this, but this was good to see.

00:29:57.000 I love to see people fighting back.

00:29:59.000 That's the moral of this show.

00:30:01.000 Fighting back.

00:30:03.000 Look at my Andrew Cuomo Pierce Nipples.

00:30:06.000 Pierce Nipples. 0.60

00:30:07.000 Carter Page to sue the FBI for $75 million under unlawful surveillance.

00:30:12.000 If anyone has a case, it's Carter Page.

00:30:16.000 Flynn should do the same.

00:30:17.000 The only reason they finally got a confession out of him is they threatened to throw his son in jail.

00:30:21.000 This was North Korean tactics. 0.64

00:30:23.000 Speaking of Mossad and Iran, we're not that far behind with our corruption and tyrannical behavior. 1.00

00:30:31.000 So I don't, they destroyed Carter Page's life based on nothing.

00:30:36.000 And I think he's got a great case.

00:30:38.000 It'll be fun to follow.

00:30:39.000 And I hope other people start fighting back.

00:30:41.000 Fighting back!

00:30:43.000 All right.

00:30:43.000 I just want them to suffer.

00:30:46.000 Perfect, as usual.

00:30:48.000 Let's do a trans feminism segue. 1.00

00:30:52.000 I like the guy who did the drawing, although I'm realizing now he might have just stolen the drawing from someone else.

00:30:56.000 But I think feminism is cancer is still the best segue for our feminism stuff. 1.00

00:31:02.000 So that's not it.

00:31:04.000 Feminism is cancer. 1.00

00:31:05.000 I just said, I just said I'm not a fan of...

00:31:08.000 I do like the guy, but I think it's hard to beat this, especially with that 10 in it who gives you a little mini bone.

00:31:17.000 Hello.

00:31:18.000 Okay, I'm ready.

00:31:20.000 Oh, we gotta freeze.

00:31:22.000 The whole computer froze?

00:31:25.000 To be just that intro there.

00:31:28.000 What?

00:31:29.000 Never happened before.

00:31:30.000 Are we still recording?

00:31:31.000 Yes.

00:31:32.000 Yes.

00:31:33.000 That's a new one.

00:31:34.000 Yeah.

00:31:35.000 Well, I guess God doesn't want us to watch that.

00:31:37.000 Why not, God?

00:31:38.000 Are you a prude?

00:31:39.000 I'm not fucking them.

00:31:44.000 Why doesn't God...

00:31:45.000 What's God's problem, Donald?

00:31:47.000 You're not a nice person.

00:31:48.000 Oh, I see.

00:31:49.000 So he's punishing me?

00:31:52.000 You're right.

00:31:53.000 This next segment is pretty harsh.

00:31:55.000 And my first topic on this is women aren't funny. 1.00

00:31:58.000 I'm just going to attack some random girl who is just trying to be funny in her bathroom, trying to amuse her friends. 1.00

00:32:04.000 And I'm crapping all over him.

00:32:06.000 Her.

00:32:06.000 You're insulting half of his creations.

00:32:08.000 Yeah.

00:32:09.000 Right.

00:32:10.000 I get it.

00:32:10.000 God.

00:32:10.000 I got to be honest.

00:32:12.000 I get it.

00:32:13.000 I'd be annoyed too.

00:32:15.000 What if you tried something new, like you dragged it into QuickTime?

00:32:19.000 Yeah, I'm going to...

00:32:20.000 I tried to quit this.

00:32:21.000 Alright, this should work.

00:32:22.000 Her feminism is cancer. 1.00

00:32:24.000 Feminism is cancer. 1.00

00:32:26.000 I'm a lady.

00:32:30.000 The only hope I have to get over her is that I think her shoes might suck. 1.00

00:32:34.000 Do you ever do that?

00:32:35.000 You're at a restaurant or something, or on vacation, and you fall in love with a woman, and you're like, She's the one.

00:32:42.000 What if?

00:32:42.000 What if I had had a different past?

00:32:44.000 We could have been together.

00:32:45.000 We'd be laughing together right now.

00:32:46.000 And then she'll go, or you'll see her shoes and she'll have on like platform flip-flops or there'll be something and you'll go, oh. 0.96

00:32:55.000 And then you'll catch a weird angle of her where she's like, and you'll go, who does it better,

00:33:19.000 you or me?

00:33:20.000 I don't know what it looks like.

00:33:21.000 I can't see.

00:33:22.000 I haven't seen myself do it.

00:33:23.000 I've never seen myself.

00:33:24.000 My eyes are closed when they're gone.

00:33:28.000 Yeah, it's a fake French song.

00:33:33.000 You dance with an umbrella?

00:33:36.000 Let's see this little cringe fest that God tried to stop you from seeing this.

00:33:41.000 God is trying to censor censor.tv.

00:33:44.000 Well, we are more powerful than God.

00:33:50.000 So you can just click on any one of those.

00:33:52.000 It's simple, really.

00:33:52.000 I just go for a daily dice roll walk.

00:33:58.000 Why do women always have to do jokes about their genitalia? 1.00

00:34:01.000 It's simple, really.

00:34:02.000 I just go for a daily...

00:34:07.000 Why do you make that face when you're at someone else's bathroom?

00:34:15.000 I'm assuming this question is regarding shaving your arsehole.

00:34:18.000 We'll let an icon help you.

00:34:20.000 Basically, you gotta spread your butt cheeks and feel for where the hair's on. 1.00

00:34:23.000 And then put your leg up like this.

00:34:25.000 And then blindly hack around in your butt crack. 0.92

00:34:27.000 You're gonna cut your butthole.

00:34:29.000 It's inevitable.

00:34:31.000 I'm assuming.

00:34:32.000 Is she doing a Melissa McCarthy thing? 1.00

00:34:40.000 So a woman's last resort with comedy is always genitalia, my vagina, my pussy. 1.00

00:34:44.000 I just was listening in the car to someone on raw dog comedy talking about how if she was a stripper, she'd want to have to pop things out of her vagina. 1.00

00:34:52.000 And instead of a ping pong ball, she'd use a bowling ball.

00:34:56.000 Okay, you have a vagina that's different. 1.00

00:35:01.000 Also, speaking of the train wreck that is feminism, it begot trans. 1.00

00:35:06.000 It gave birth to trans, but it had a cesarean.

00:35:09.000 Maybe it tried to have a late trimester abortion with trans, and it ended up living. 1.00

00:35:14.000 And now we have this shit, which is a man playing women's soccer in Argentina, where I hereby predict Mara Gomez will be one of the most successful female soccer players in the history of the sport.

00:35:34.000 She will start garnering all these awards, telling women how to be better. 0.77

00:35:38.000 You need to train better.

00:35:39.000 You need to develop your upper body strength.

00:35:41.000 She's going to be telling other women that you got to do 100 push-ups a day. 1.00

00:35:45.000 Just like that dude, Nuka Zeus, who dyed his hair. 0.92

00:35:49.000 He dyed his skin black, and I follow his Instagram page, and all he talks about is how we have to get better as a community, and we need to pull our pants up.

00:35:58.000 Enough with my fellow brothers having their pants sagging down.

00:36:02.000 So it's just me in blackface saying the same things I say, which is like, come on, guys, stop shooting each other and pull your pants up.

00:36:10.000 But because he's saying it from a brother perspective.

00:36:13.000 Now, he's either the funniest guy in the world or of an amazing troll.

00:36:19.000 My dad in a racist town.

00:36:22.000 What's that one?

00:36:24.000 I don't know.

00:36:24.000 I got smelly braids.

00:36:26.000 That one took my attention right away.

00:36:28.000 Let's see what smelly braids has to say. 1.00

00:36:30.000 Smelly braids.

00:36:30.000 What are you getting?

00:36:31.000 My braids are starting to smell like sweat, but I got a solution for that.

00:36:36.000 Spray them bitches with the breeze. 1.00

00:36:40.000 Oh, no, Nuka.

00:36:42.000 So he's like a racist white guy in blackface, fucking black. 0.92

00:36:47.000 Spray them bitches with the breeze. 1.00

00:36:51.000 My leaf sex tape, how it happened, where to find.

00:36:55.000 I gotta be telling you about this thing that be happening to me, yo.

00:36:58.000 Like, like, totally, bro.

00:36:59.000 Like, I got folded out.

00:37:01.000 Oh, look at his nail. 0.56

00:37:02.000 Oh, no.

00:37:03.000 You got folded?

00:37:04.000 You got folded out of blood?

00:37:05.000 Okay, let's do this thing.

00:37:07.000 Give it to me, daddy.

00:37:09.000 I'm coming.

00:37:10.000 I'm coming.

00:37:12.000 I'm ready to do this thing.

00:37:16.000 He's at the same time a genius, but also completely retarded. 0.99

00:37:25.000 They are retarded, and in some ways, they're geniuses. 0.93

00:37:30.000 Wait, let me hear the whole thing.

00:37:31.000 Whole thing?

00:37:32.000 They are retarded, and in some ways, they're geniuses. 0.93

00:37:36.000 They are retarded, and in some ways, they're geniuses. 0.93

00:37:39.000 I always thought the word also was in that.

00:37:42.000 They are retarded, and also they're geniuses. 0.94

00:37:56.000 Imagine just every stro from now on.

00:37:59.000 Okay, I have to show you this thing.

00:38:01.000 We didn't get to this at Thanksgiving, but well, let me just get up there.

00:38:07.000 Let me re-put on my original outfit and talk to you about trans.

00:38:22.000 This was a video we didn't get to on Thanksgiving because it happened on Thanksgiving.

00:38:27.000 And Monday is our news day.

00:38:29.000 Remember how it goes, folks.

00:38:30.000 Monday is a news day.

00:38:31.000 Today is fun day.

00:38:34.000 Wednesday's live calls.

00:38:36.000 And then Thursday is the funnest day.

00:38:40.000 So this is a woman explaining to her family that she's trans and the whole cis gender made up thing that's even stupider than astrology and Scientology. 0.92

00:38:48.000 Women love science, but they don't like doing homework and math, so they've made up their own science. 1.00

00:38:53.000 This is their own biology.

00:38:54.000 It's girl biology.

00:38:56.000 Girl and ugly nerd biology.

00:38:58.000 And so she wants to explain it to Her parents, and you know, what's interesting about the beginning of this, she suggests if anyone wants to do a shot, and they all go, Yeah, the audience is her family, and they're sitting there going, We're fine with whatever you have to say, just don't kill yourself.

00:39:11.000 And then she's like, I don't really believe this shit, but okay, here we go.

00:39:16.000 So, here she is explaining to her family the made-up bullshits, fucked up lies that she's some sort of trans person, which she's not.

00:39:27.000 Anybody want a shot before we begin?

00:39:29.000 I do.

00:39:30.000 Please bring the alcohol today.

00:39:31.000 A presentation.

00:39:32.000 She's got to be Kenny.

00:39:37.000 Wait, what's her name?

00:39:38.000 And we can look her up.

00:39:41.000 Hey, a presentation.

00:39:42.000 What is that?

00:39:44.000 Can you write that down?

00:39:46.000 I can't read it.

00:39:47.000 R-Y-N-Cuddles. 1.00

00:39:49.000 Rin Cuddleston?

00:39:52.000 It's not Cuddles.

00:39:54.000 R-Y-N? 1.00

00:39:55.000 I remember living with lesbians in Montreal, and they'd make up names for themselves. 1.00

00:39:59.000 This is all white people who are told that white people suck and they're boring.

00:40:04.000 So they go, I don't like that.

00:40:06.000 Black people are cool.

00:40:07.000 Gay people are cool.

00:40:08.000 Maoris have facial tattoos.

00:40:10.000 What can I be?

00:40:11.000 And when I was young, what you'd do is you'd go back into your heritage and you'd probably find Irish or something.

00:40:16.000 So then you'd have a big Irish flag on your wall and that, whatever it's called, a ukulele, that little stick thing, a shalely.

00:40:24.000 And you'd have that on and you'd learn Gaelic and stuff.

00:40:26.000 Or if you're Polish, big Polish. 0.99

00:40:28.000 So that was how we coped with this horrible curse of being white. 0.83

00:40:31.000 But the next generation has made themselves something even cooler than black, which is trans.

00:40:37.000 Now we're part of a civil rights crusade where you are getting beat up for going into diners where trans people aren't allowed.

00:40:44.000 Only trans people are allowed in diners. 1.00

00:40:45.000 So they found one thing, the bathroom.

00:40:48.000 And they go, now I'm on a civil rights crusade.

00:40:50.000 I'm a freedom rider, and you won't let me in your bathroom. 1.00

00:40:54.000 So we got to dig her up after this.

00:40:56.000 But she's explaining pronouns and gender and the made-up bullshit rules that they pretend are facts.

00:41:04.000 Gender by reading couples.

00:41:05.000 Mushrooms for that note.

00:41:07.000 I'll take gender for 200. 1.00

00:41:10.000 If your gender identity is different than the sex you were assigned at birth, you are considered trans.

00:41:15.000 If your gender identity matches the sex you were assigned at birth, you're considered cis.

00:41:19.000 I went ahead.

00:41:20.000 Doesn't this look like a little kid lying?

00:41:22.000 The family, the body language with this and that.

00:41:26.000 This is someone who doesn't believe their convictions.

00:41:29.000 This is someone who's making it up as they go and is embarrassed.

00:41:32.000 She's not embarrassed because she's doing a presentation.

00:41:34.000 This is in front of her family.

00:41:35.000 You're not embarrassed in front of your family.

00:41:37.000 You're embarrassed when you're lying to the people you care about.

00:41:43.000 I went ahead and made a chart for you guys of how different gender terms make me feel.

00:41:51.000 This is a band-aid.

00:41:52.000 Like we're putting a band-aid over the problem.

00:41:55.000 Someone edited this down.

00:41:57.000 I don't know why.

00:41:58.000 I want to see the entire thing.

00:42:00.000 And she said how different gender terms make her feel.

00:42:04.000 Like, I bet fights like a girl makes her feel bad because that implies girls aren't good fighters. 1.00

00:42:09.000 What about Postman?

00:42:11.000 What about actor and actress?

00:42:14.000 Do we have to go through all of them with the fucking family on Thanksgiving?

00:42:18.000 Yeah, I'm going to need a couple more shots.

00:42:21.000 All of a sudden, this jigsaw puzzle just became a whole lot more interesting.

00:42:26.000 And, you know, use the preferred one instead.

00:42:29.000 There are some gender terms that are more masculine that I identify with, but then there are some that I don't identify with.

00:42:35.000 Pause.

00:42:36.000 So what does that fucking mean?

00:42:38.000 Like guys I like, dudes I don't like?

00:42:41.000 Why are you giving everyone literally a homework assignment?

00:42:44.000 This is a literal homework assignment.

00:42:46.000 Why are you burdening us with all this extra work?

00:42:50.000 Don't identify with.

00:42:52.000 We have a few example sentences of how to utilize gender-neutral prototypes.

00:42:56.000 This is a big pattern I've noticed with these fuckers.

00:42:59.000 She is going to see her cat.

00:43:01.000 This is a black person.

00:43:03.000 He's black.

00:43:03.000 No, he's African American.

00:43:04.000 No, he's a person of color.

00:43:06.000 This is a midget. 1.00

00:43:06.000 No, it's a little person. 1.00

00:43:08.000 Why is it always so much longer?

00:43:10.000 One of the things I've noticed about French as a shitty language is living in Montreal, I'd see a sign that said, no swimming.

00:43:17.000 And then you'd see the French and it said, ne pas de planger or something like that.

00:43:22.000 It was always longer.

00:43:23.000 And I thought, this is a cumbersome language.

00:43:25.000 It's a pretty language, I guess.

00:43:26.000 But it's cumbersome bullshit language.

00:43:28.000 English is much more efficient.

00:43:30.000 So she's taking an efficient language.

00:43:32.000 She's going to see her cat.

00:43:33.000 Boom.

00:43:34.000 No feminine, masculine on the nouns.

00:43:35.000 We got rid of all that shit.

00:43:36.000 And she's re-shittifying it and making it as complicated as a Latin language. 1.00

00:43:42.000 And much more, actually.

00:43:44.000 The Girls' Day could be replaced with the fun and freaky fresh. 0.97

00:43:49.000 Today is for the girls, the gays, and the baits. 1.00

00:43:53.000 What?

00:43:55.000 So this is a girl's day. 0.99

00:43:56.000 Today is for the girls, the gays, and the trays. 1.00

00:43:59.000 Go back and let's look at her little kick there as she tries to sell something she has no interest in. 1.00

00:44:05.000 With the fun and freaky fresh.

00:44:08.000 Today is for the girls, the gays, and the baits. 1.00

00:44:14.000 Can you imagine if you were her brother?

00:44:16.000 You don't want to ostracize her.

00:44:17.000 I'm obviously against that, but you'd just be sitting there.

00:44:20.000 You wouldn't be sitting.

00:44:20.000 You'd be standing behind mom, and you'd be looking at her, just going, drinking your bud.

00:44:27.000 And then she catches you on your phone later, and she starts crying, and that comes up at dinner, that you were looking at her phone during her presentation.

00:44:34.000 And you go, presentation?

00:44:36.000 That was a presentation.

00:44:37.000 What were you presenting?

00:44:39.000 A bunch of made-up facts that you're burdening the family with?

00:44:42.000 No, you shouldn't say that.

00:44:44.000 But it's not going to be easy to resist.

00:44:47.000 You know what I would do, a way to handle that, would be to take her seriously and say things like, okay, everyone, trads, gays, and trays, dinner's ready. 0.61

00:44:57.000 Let's hit the table.

00:44:59.000 If you do or don't want to.

00:45:01.000 It's funny because I did a whole Thanksgiving about not ostracizing your sister, but we've brought on the worst sister imaginable. 0.73

00:45:08.000 She's not cis. 0.53

00:45:09.000 She's a non-cis sister. 1.00

00:45:11.000 And I'm using all my willpower not to wreck this family.

00:45:15.000 Okay, go ahead.

00:45:18.000 That's it?

00:45:20.000 Oh, okay.

00:45:20.000 Well, I don't think that explained very much.

00:45:23.000 And I've got my own little PowerPoint I've prepared for you.

00:45:28.000 Oh, wait, there's another element, dude.

00:45:30.000 There's that video.

00:45:33.000 So I don't know if we'll be able to avoid a jump cut.

00:45:37.000 But okay.

00:45:40.000 So basically, to start at where she started, when we're done the second part, I want you to jump to that video that is the thing we were talking about later.

00:45:52.000 It's number 21 on the notes.

00:45:55.000 So after I do these, jump to 21.

00:45:58.000 So guys, we just saw my sister do a presentation, and I don't think we learned a lot.

00:46:04.000 There was a lot of funny terms, and she had her foot out, and she acted like a six-year-old that was lying with her hand gestures. 0.99

00:46:10.000 But I'm going to tell you what is really going on.

00:46:13.000 And I hope if you can do my sister's PowerPoint, we can go through mine.

00:46:17.000 First of all, don't show the picture yet, but the general term cis means you identify with your sex assigned at birth.

00:46:25.000 There's also trans.

00:46:26.000 If you're trans, that means you're fucking retarded. 1.00

00:46:29.000 Gays and lesbians are gays and lesbians, unless, of course, they're lesbians in college, in which case they are likely lugs, lesbians until graduation. 1.00

00:46:40.000 After that, when we get to, you know, men from about 17 on, if they're gay, it's pretty hard to hide. 0.70

00:46:46.000 Women, you can't really tell if a woman's a lesbian until she's like after college, because I don't know what's with them. 1.00

00:46:52.000 I guess because they're pretty at that age, they make out with each other.

00:46:55.000 They walk around on an arm and arm.

00:46:56.000 They think they're dykes just because they ate out a chick. 1.00

00:46:59.000 All right, let's start with the first term that I want to teach you, polyamorous.

00:47:04.000 This is a famous polyamorous couple, quintuple.

00:47:11.000 So there's two types of polyamorous people.

00:47:14.000 There's obviously polyamorous men and polyamorous women. 1.00

00:47:18.000 A polyamorous woman is a fat, ugly chick that's sick of fucking black dudes and has decided to allow nerds to run a train on her. 1.00

00:47:28.000 A polyamorous man is a man so obsessed with video games that he's totally lost his libido and is only horny or even available to fuck maybe a minute a week.

00:47:40.000 So when you multiply five minutes that you get five times a week, she ends up getting pretty laid. 1.00

00:47:46.000 They're satisfied.

00:47:46.000 It's a fabulous relationship.

00:47:48.000 The only problem with polyamorous relationships, of course, is genetics and 200,000 years of human history.

00:47:54.000 We have a jealous gene that these people pretend doesn't exist.

00:47:59.000 In fact, we all saw the documentary where Ratman here, who's staring at her tits the whole time, was, they were all telling us that this works and jealousy is a thing of the past.

00:48:08.000 I think Ratman was hornier than one minute every week.

00:48:12.000 So he was just on her like a rabbit.

00:48:15.000 She got pregnant.

00:48:16.000 This guy got mad and killed the baby.

00:48:19.000 Polyamorous does not work.

00:48:21.000 Next.

00:48:25.000 Okay, asexual.

00:48:27.000 Now, all of these go into two categories, men and women, because men and women are different.

00:48:33.000 So when you have asexual women, you have nerds, squares, normal women who don't feel like getting face fucked by guys who've been watching porn all day. 1.00

00:48:44.000 They want to hold off for a little while.

00:48:46.000 They're not feeling very horny.

00:48:47.000 In the past two times they've had sex.

00:48:49.000 They basically got butt raped. 1.00

00:48:52.000 Porn has turned men into sort of like bikers who just got out of prison when it comes to the sexual positions they're interested in. 0.57

00:48:59.000 And you're seeing young women now with distended anuses, with broken hip bones from, you know, 20-year-old football players sodomizing 14-year-old girls voluntarily.

00:49:11.000 So sex has been ruined by porn, and these women are not into it. 1.00

00:49:15.000 Now, you can't say, I'm just not into it.

00:49:17.000 I feel like it's become disgusting, and I'd rather wait for someone special.

00:49:22.000 That sounds gay and square.

00:49:24.000 So they turn it into a political proclivity, and they are the Asexual Visibility and Education Network.

00:49:31.000 Go to asexuality.org to read a bunch of made-up claptrap that we just pulled out of our asses and pretend is science.

00:49:37.000 And you'll notice, of course, their flag is the ever-popular purple, white, gray, and black.

00:49:43.000 Holy shit.

00:49:44.000 Imagine knowing all these flags.

00:49:45.000 There's like 100 of them.

00:49:47.000 That would be impressive.

00:49:48.000 I want to meet an ex.

00:49:49.000 We should get a guy on the show who knows all the flags and we can quiz him.

00:49:52.000 Although he'll probably cheat because all these sodomites are cheaters ultimately.

00:49:56.000 Now, men, when men are asexual, as you can tell by the fedora, that's a totally different story.

00:50:03.000 They are val cells.

00:50:06.000 You've heard of incels who are involuntarily celibate.

00:50:09.000 These guys are val cells.

00:50:11.000 They're voluntarily celibate.

00:50:12.000 No, just kidding.

00:50:13.000 They are involuntarily celibate, so they're pretending that they're voluntarily celibate.

00:50:18.000 And you know what?

00:50:19.000 No one wants to suck my dick? 1.00

00:50:20.000 Good.

00:50:21.000 I don't like having my dick sucked, and I'm saving it. 0.73

00:50:24.000 Well, I actually don't, I'm not saving it for anything.

00:50:26.000 I don't ever want to fuck.

00:50:27.000 Anyway, anyone interested?

00:50:29.000 Anyone want to try to break down this no sex wall?

00:50:33.000 Hello?

00:50:34.000 Hello?

00:50:34.000 Anyone want me?

00:50:35.000 Anyone need?

00:50:36.000 Anyone dying to fuck me?

00:50:38.000 Okay, good.

00:50:40.000 I'm actually glad.

00:50:41.000 I ain't missing you at all.

00:50:44.000 So in both cases, actually, I think you'll find in all cases here, we're dealing with liars.

00:50:52.000 Next we have bisexual. 0.81

00:50:56.000 Now, with women, when women are bisexual, they are lesbians who are bored of scissoring and getting fucked with sex toys and would just like to feel a penis once in a while. 1.00

00:51:11.000 So they'll take home a guy, often with their girlfriend, and they'll ride him like he's a human dildo. 0.74

00:51:17.000 Thankfully, men don't mind being objectified and they can handle this no problem. 0.95

00:51:22.000 So there's lesbians who are bisexual and there again, they're lying. 1.00

00:51:29.000 They're just using.

00:51:29.000 Now, there's another category I'm going to get into later where you have someone, an ugly fat bitch like this who says she's bisexual and she's either pretending to be a lesbian because no one else will fuck her or she's just keeping all her options open.

00:51:42.000 That's very common in college, but generally a bisexual is a lesbian who wants to feel a non-plastic penis occasionally and has absolutely no interest in it and makes sure he gets the fuck out of there as soon as they're done with him. 1.00

00:51:56.000 Now, when men are bisexuals, you are dealing With a gay, a homosexual who doesn't want to go full gay. 0.99

00:52:04.000 He doesn't really like it.

00:52:06.000 He thinks it's embarrassing.

00:52:07.000 He's not that proud to be gay.

00:52:09.000 So, what he does is he obfuscates it and makes it gray and says, nah, I'm, I'm, if you hate gays, I'm not a gay all the time.

00:52:18.000 I'm an Oreo cookie.

00:52:19.000 Sometimes I'm white, sometimes I'm black.

00:52:21.000 So you can like me still when I'm fucking women. 1.00

00:52:25.000 Of course, he never eats out a vagina. 1.00

00:52:28.000 Gays find vaginas disgusting. 1.00

00:52:30.000 So what he does is he licks her tits, makes out, she jerks him off or something like that. 0.51

00:52:34.000 They have a very light relationship, and now he can check the bisexual box when he's, in fact, a fag. 0.99

00:52:41.000 Trans.

00:52:43.000 Now, this one is complicated because it's so full of bullshit.

00:52:48.000 It's almost impossible to get through.

00:52:51.000 Let's start at the top, okay?

00:52:53.000 Female to male trans. 0.68

00:52:55.000 Now, a female to male trans is usually a lesbian who cut her tits off. 1.00

00:52:59.000 She, of course, always regrets this because women who are lesbians are attracted to women, not mutilated women or men without a penis. 0.90

00:53:08.000 That's part of this horrible brainwashing that leaves them deeply, deeply troubled and regretful.

00:53:18.000 That's often the best case scenario is when she just takes hormones, grows an ugly mustache, and cuts her tits off. 1.00

00:53:24.000 The worst case scenario, and this is not that common, literally thank God, they'll make a dick out of their forearm. 0.59

00:53:34.000 They'll take the meat off their forearm, stick it on top of their vagina, destroy the whole area, stitch it up, and the result looks exactly like a chipotle burrito. 1.00

00:53:45.000 Sometimes they'll burn a line near the top to kind of make a head, but it looks absolutely nothing like a penis.

00:53:51.000 In fact, there's many things in nature that look much more like a penis, including an elephant's trunk.

00:53:58.000 So these sad, depraved lesbians make a piece of forearm, sometimes with a pump, into a thing. 1.00

00:54:05.000 I don't think their suicide is as bad as male to female transitions, maybe because women are stupider than men. 1.00

00:54:11.000 I'm not sure.

00:54:13.000 But that is the absolute worst case scenario.

00:54:16.000 And in both cases, female to male trans are just mentally ill gays. 1.00

00:54:22.000 All trans are mentally ill gays. 1.00

00:54:25.000 And female to male are just mentally ill lesbians. 1.00

00:54:28.000 Now let's go to male to female. 0.99

00:54:29.000 These are mentally ill homosexual men. 1.00

00:54:33.000 Best case scenario is like Bailey J or Blair White, where they just take a ton of hormones, start talking like a weird little boy, and grow some tits. 1.00

00:54:41.000 That's ridiculous, but at least it seems revocable if you regret it.

00:54:47.000 And boy, do they regret it.

00:54:49.000 I believe it was Ben Shapiro who pointed out that they have a higher suicide rate than Jews in Germany in 1943, which is pretty much the worst place you can be when you're that person.

00:55:03.000 They're in a worst case scenario.

00:55:05.000 And I don't understand why we were encouraging gays. 1.00

00:55:08.000 And I don't know the data as far as gender goes, but I know that the trans suicide rate is brutal.

00:55:13.000 And I'm assuming it's mostly male.

00:55:15.000 And I don't know why we're encouraging and normalizing something that has such a high suicide rate.

00:55:19.000 It's like we're encouraging people to convert to Judaism and then get in a time machine and go to Germany in 1943. 0.82

00:55:26.000 Seems like sending pigs to the slaughter to me.

00:55:28.000 Not that you're pigs.

00:55:31.000 The worst case scenario, and this seems a lot more common than that ridiculous Chipotle burrito, is women, sorry, mentally ill gays chopping their cocks off and creating a disgusting bullet wound that they have to hold open with a dildo that hurts all the time, 1.00

00:55:49.000 smells disgusting, and is constantly shedding skin because this poor body is confused and doesn't understand why it's not supposed to heal up a hole.

00:55:57.000 We're not talking about a pierced earring.

00:55:58.000 We're talking about a pierced torso.

00:56:02.000 So all the scenarios are pretty bad when it comes to male to female.

00:56:07.000 All scenarios are bad when it comes to surgery.

00:56:09.000 Although, even with the medication with young trans, when you give, say, a young lesbian all the pills so she doesn't reach puberty, I don't know why you do that. 0.97

00:56:18.000 Because it'll be disturbing for this lesbian to like grow pubes or and grow tits. 1.00

00:56:23.000 Or it'll be disturbing for this young gay man to start growing a normal sized dick. 0.99

00:56:28.000 Let's keep it small like a baby's.

00:56:29.000 Yeah, that sounds wholesome and pure.

00:56:31.000 You really sound like you have the kid's best interest in mind.

00:56:33.000 But when you do it to a kid, a young female, she's permanently infertile. 1.00

00:56:38.000 You can't get a tattoo till you're over 18, but you can permanently cut your tubes forever if you tell your mommy you're trans. 0.99

00:56:48.000 Now, this brings up another category, because I know I've only told you about like five.

00:56:55.000 I've told you about the five main ones, and they are all ridiculous, but there's a subcategory of even more ridiculous, stupid shit that I think even these people would look at and go, yeah, that's not a thing.

00:57:06.000 I'm a thing.

00:57:06.000 You see, there's categories.

00:57:07.000 Gays and lesbians are real, as far as I'm concerned.

00:57:10.000 Born gay, born lesbian. 0.99

00:57:12.000 I believe the LGBTQ community should be called the LG community and just circumcise the acronym and let them fall down like a bunch of alphabet soup on the ground. 1.00

00:57:22.000 The final categories you're going to hear are questioning, two-spirit, queer.

00:57:27.000 These are all just made-up words that mean I'm a boring white nerd who is desperate for some sort of character.

00:57:32.000 So I'm pretending I'm some kind of interesting minority you've never heard of.

00:57:36.000 These people tend to be reluctant to discuss their bullshit, just like this woman we saw at the beginning, the Thanksgiving thing, because they know they're full of shit.

00:57:43.000 These people aren't even gay.

00:57:45.000 So we had gays and lesbians. 0.65

00:57:47.000 We had mentally ill gays and lesbians. 1.00

00:57:49.000 We had ugly nerds. 1.00

00:57:50.000 Polyamorous actually fits into this questioning two-spirit shit better than the others.

00:57:55.000 But now we have this category of just fat loser nerds who can't get laid, have no character, no substance, are boring, would be better off in STEM creating stuff like this and these lights and this screen.

00:58:08.000 That's really what they were meant to do.

00:58:10.000 But that's not cool anymore.

00:58:12.000 So they try to turn themselves into an interesting minority.

00:58:14.000 And now we just have disgusting loser perverts taking on these ridiculous terms. 0.99

00:58:20.000 And I think this Telegram post from Milo really sums it up.

00:58:23.000 This is trip.

00:58:25.000 And this is who you should think of when you hear of questioning, queer, whatever, All the weird words, two spirit shit.

00:58:32.000 How do you ladies hide your boners when you go out in girl mode? 1.00

00:58:35.000 I have such a hard time when I go out in women's clothes, LOL. 1.00

00:58:39.000 I always end up needing to go to a public restroom, the woman's restroom, of course, to beat off. 1.00

00:58:43.000 So, this is a horny, appears to be a teenage boy who wants to fuck lots of chicks.

00:58:49.000 They're obviously not interested in him.

00:58:51.000 And instead of going any of the other previous routes I showed you, he's decided just to walk dressed up as some sort of lesbian and jerk off all over the place. 0.94

00:59:00.000 Now, teenage boys are perpetually horny.

00:59:03.000 I was one.

00:59:04.000 I can vouch for that.

00:59:05.000 But running around and beating off in the girls' bathroom is more depraved than any of us could have ever conceived of.

00:59:11.000 And we would have kicked the shit out of one of our fellow dudes if we found out that he'd been doing that all the time.

00:59:16.000 Especially if our sister went to that school.

00:59:20.000 It's just so hard to hide a boner with a mini skirt. 0.95

00:59:24.000 Is this a new sexuality we hadn't discovered?

00:59:27.000 Or is this just a fucked up nerd trying to sound interesting? 0.85

00:59:31.000 What I plan to go out in, this is what I plan to go out in to McDonald's.

00:59:35.000 I'm already getting hard.

00:59:36.000 And there's his shirt.

00:59:37.000 It says cock on his hat.

00:59:40.000 His shirt says, fuck my ass.

00:59:44.000 And he's prancing around beating off with a boner because he's a fucking depraved nerd pervert.

00:59:50.000 I think the takeaway from a lot of this is nerds didn't get laid in high school when I was a young man.

00:59:55.000 And it looks like they probably shouldn't have.

00:59:58.000 They can breed when they get older, but as far as now goes...

01:00:04.000 Okay, let's jump now to how accepted this bullshit is in society.

01:00:12.000 This is from some dumb, stupid, gay kids show. 1.00

01:00:16.000 Who cares what it is?

01:00:18.000 You're not going to go look it up.

01:00:19.000 You shouldn't.

01:00:20.000 And this is them trying to normalize that final category.

01:00:26.000 So to be clear, what you're about to see is a group of people who think that trans, bisexual, polyamorous, asexual, those are boring.

01:00:37.000 They keep having to ramp up the freak show in order to stay relevant.

01:00:41.000 That's the problem.

01:00:42.000 Like, gays weren't annoying in 2014.

01:00:46.000 Then 2015 came.

01:00:47.000 Gay marriage became a national okay.

01:00:49.000 And they went, ah, you made us normal.

01:00:53.000 Now we're so totally, like, basic.

01:00:55.000 So they had to keep ramping up the weird.

01:00:57.000 It looks like we shouldn't have made it legal.

01:00:58.000 I didn't know we'd be unleashing the fucking kraken of faggotry. 1.00

01:01:03.000 So here's a guy, and before Warren, they're doing that a normal LA acting thing where they kind of stutter and sort of pause their words because they think it sounds more natural to, okay, kind of talk like this,

01:01:21.000 I guess.

01:01:22.000 I mean, I'm not...

01:01:24.000 Okay.

01:01:26.000 Yeah.

01:01:27.000 Well, this is my friends.

01:01:29.000 Are you going to introduce them?

01:01:32.000 I can't watch movies anymore.

01:01:34.000 If movies have people from LA in them, I can't watch them, which is 99% of movies. 0.99

01:01:38.000 Anyway, here's a dunce meeting a bunch of depraved dicks. 1.00

01:01:45.000 That's a lot of people to me.

01:01:48.000 Pause.

01:01:49.000 Is that dude doing the introducing just a fucking huge nerd?

01:01:54.000 Or is it a lesbian whose mom allowed her to take testosterone for the past seven years? 1.00

01:02:00.000 Neither are very inspiring.

01:02:03.000 That's a lot of people to me.

01:02:04.000 Don't worry, can't I'm not gonna wait.

01:02:06.000 Watch out.

01:02:07.000 Hello.

01:02:08.000 This is Ian.

01:02:09.000 Pause.

01:02:09.000 Who talks like that?

01:02:10.000 Hello?

01:02:12.000 That's not how you greet people.

01:02:14.000 And then this thing with the hand.

01:02:15.000 This is Ian.

01:02:16.000 I'm a dude, not a chick.

01:02:19.000 Hello.

01:02:19.000 This is Ian.

01:02:22.000 Ian, are you going to introduce yourself?

01:02:24.000 Or do I have to?

01:02:27.000 Nobody talks like that except actors.

01:02:30.000 I think these drama club kids are in such a bubble that they start acting like everyone else in drama school or drama club, whatever the fuck they're in, drama university.

01:02:39.000 And by the very nature of their profession, they don't act like sincere human beings.

01:02:43.000 So now we're just watching these insincere human beings be insincere.

01:02:49.000 Hello.

01:02:50.000 Hello.

01:02:50.000 Ian.

01:02:51.000 Ian.

01:02:52.000 This is my crew from the LGBTQIA Center.

01:02:54.000 Hey.

01:02:55.000 Hey, Ian.

01:02:56.000 Hey, Ian.

01:02:56.000 I'm okay.

01:02:57.000 Are you going to introduce yourselves or do I have to do it for you?

01:03:01.000 I'm Bethany.

01:03:03.000 I'm a triracial, cisgendered girl fag.

01:03:05.000 I'm high.

01:03:07.000 She is a triracial. 0.99

01:03:10.000 So that's irrelevant.

01:03:11.000 You're talking about your sexuality.

01:03:13.000 I don't know why we care about your race. 0.94

01:03:15.000 Tri-racial, cisgendered, so a girl. 0.99

01:03:19.000 Girl fag slash pansexual. 1.00

01:03:23.000 Her pronouns are she.

01:03:25.000 Again, expanding words, making everything complicated.

01:03:29.000 The short version of what she just said is whore. 0.99

01:03:33.000 Hi, I'm a whore. 0.80

01:03:34.000 Got it.

01:03:35.000 Short and sweet.

01:03:38.000 A triracial cisgendered girl fag. 1.00

01:03:40.000 I identify as pansexual, and my pronoun is she.

01:03:45.000 Okay.

01:03:46.000 Going out of this poor.

01:03:48.000 Hi.

01:03:49.000 Emerson.

01:03:50.000 Gender fluid, heteroromantic, demisexual mutt, and redhead.

01:03:55.000 So he is a gender-fluid, heteroromantic.

01:03:59.000 What is a...

01:04:00.000 I'm a heteroromantic.

01:04:02.000 You mean a romantic?

01:04:03.000 You mean horny?

01:04:04.000 Yeah, you're ugly. 0.89

01:04:04.000 You're not getting laid a lot. 0.89

01:04:06.000 It's clear you're horny.

01:04:07.000 That's just a given.

01:04:08.000 And gender fluid, first of all, you're lying. 0.80

01:04:12.000 And then sexual mutt.

01:04:15.000 Like, they keep coming up with a bunch of words for the same thing.

01:04:18.000 They all, I guess, mean bisexual, but we know they're not. 0.88

01:04:21.000 And then he says he identifies as Z. Hemisexual mutt and a redhead. 1.00

01:04:26.000 My pronoun is Z. I know you're a redhead. 1.00

01:04:28.000 I have eyeballs.

01:04:28.000 I'm a redhead too, by the way.

01:04:30.000 And that previous guy, the real short version, the normal version, what normal people would say, what we all know to be true just by looking at him is, I'm a horny nerd.

01:04:40.000 The end.

01:04:40.000 Two words.

01:04:42.000 Gender fluid, heteroromantic, demisexual mutt and a redhead. 0.57

01:04:45.000 My pronoun is Z. Do you also wear glasses?

01:04:48.000 Hey, I'm Rabbit.

01:04:49.000 Genderqueer, Tex Attorney.

01:04:50.000 Identify as Jennifer Anison.

01:04:53.000 Just kidding.

01:04:54.000 Vim Ver.

01:04:56.000 DX.

01:04:57.000 Thank God for some levity, eh?

01:04:59.000 That was getting kind of serious.

01:05:01.000 She doesn't identify as Jennifer Anison.

01:05:04.000 She's much saner.

01:05:05.000 Her name is Rabbit, and she's clearly just a fucking boring lesbian. 1.00

01:05:11.000 And she spiced it up with Vim Ver.

01:05:15.000 How are you supposed to remember all this shit?

01:05:18.000 Oh, Rabbit was going, do you know Ver?

01:05:22.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:05:22.000 Vim and her, Vim and Ver friends.

01:05:25.000 Wait, what are you talking about?

01:05:26.000 Rabbit.

01:05:27.000 Vim and Ver friends.

01:05:29.000 Like, you'd have to write it out first, like a fucking script.

01:05:32.000 And can I just call you Rabbit?

01:05:35.000 Because you only call people her and him when they're not around, right?

01:05:40.000 Normally you say you when you're talking to someone.

01:05:43.000 So these people are all telling you how to talk about them when they're not around.

01:05:47.000 Could you be more fucking vain?

01:05:49.000 Hey, guys.

01:05:50.000 Hey, sorry.

01:05:51.000 I'm just leaving my money.

01:05:52.000 I left money there for my check, the bill.

01:05:55.000 I'm going to be going, when you are talking about me after I leave, say Sir Gavs a lot.

01:06:01.000 And instead of saying him, say like Zloom.

01:06:05.000 So if you say him and his wife, go Zloom and Zlim's wife. 1.00

01:06:10.000 And then talk about me as Sir Gavs a lot.

01:06:12.000 Okay.

01:06:12.000 And ideally record it and text it to me because I want to hear it.

01:06:17.000 So she is not all those things.

01:06:20.000 She's just a fucking dyke. 1.00

01:06:23.000 Kidding.

01:06:24.000 The member.

01:06:26.000 DX.

01:06:27.000 DX.

01:06:28.000 Chinese Mexican Agender Intersex AFAB.

01:06:30.000 My pronoun is they.

01:06:31.000 Stop.

01:06:33.000 Now, in the old days, we just say chink. 1.00

01:06:34.000 It would be much easier.

01:06:35.000 I'm not sure what the new one is.

01:06:38.000 A chilf. 1.00

01:06:39.000 A chink I'd like to fuck. 1.00

01:06:41.000 But she just described herself as an agender.

01:06:45.000 So she's not male or female or anything.

01:06:49.000 Intersex, which I believe that's covered under a gender.

01:06:53.000 So you're just repeating made-up words.

01:06:54.000 This is all.

01:06:56.000 I forget the tweet that this came from.

01:06:58.000 What does he call them?

01:06:59.000 Sanctimonious extrovert nerds.

01:07:02.000 He said, all this shit is just for sanctimonious extroverts.

01:07:07.000 Afab is assigned female at birth.

01:07:12.000 So again, I don't think chink is very fair. 1.00

01:07:16.000 It's 2020.

01:07:16.000 I would just say chick.

01:07:18.000 So we have a whore, a horny nerd, a dyke, and a chick. 1.00

01:07:22.000 Sorry if that sounds boring, but that's what's going on.

01:07:25.000 And you can keep adding flowers to your boring, shitty life, but I want you to know you're white. 1.00

01:07:31.000 You're a nerd.

01:07:33.000 You don't get laid out of choice.

01:07:35.000 You don't get laid because no one wants to fuck you because you're boring. 0.91

01:07:51.000 I'm a tri-racial cisgendered girl fag.

01:07:56.000 You fucked like three guys in one day?

01:07:59.000 Yeah, I'm a girl fag.

01:08:01.000 Sounds a lot like a slut. 1.00

01:08:02.000 No?

01:08:03.000 I just have sex as much as a gay guy does, but I have it with men.

01:08:07.000 Yeah.

01:08:08.000 That's, I believe, the most accurate way to describe the word slut. 1.00

01:08:13.000 Fags or sluts. 1.00

01:08:18.000 So what is that show now?

01:08:20.000 I don't know.

01:08:21.000 I tried looking into it.

01:08:22.000 Apparently, it's not a.

01:08:24.000 Wait, go back to the tweet, though.

01:08:25.000 The guy describes them perfectly.

01:08:27.000 You were right there.

01:08:28.000 Go back, go back, go back, go back.

01:08:29.000 That thing.

01:08:30.000 Was it the tweet?

01:08:32.000 Oh, yeah.

01:08:33.000 Gender ideology is dungeons and dragons for sanctimonious extroverts. 1.00

01:08:38.000 Perfect.

01:08:39.000 Apparently it's not a parody.

01:08:41.000 Let's see that.

01:08:42.000 Oh, it's shut down?

01:08:43.000 It just got shut down.

01:08:45.000 So click on it again.

01:08:47.000 Click on the link.

01:08:50.000 Oh.

01:08:51.000 They locked up the shit.

01:08:52.000 I guess they started getting made fun of.

01:08:55.000 I like how everyone is so backwards about the right and they think that we're totally racist and they think that we are really worried about a black Pope.

01:09:04.000 By the way, I never showed you the post today.

01:09:07.000 It's all about Nira Tandon, who is an absolute radical lefty nut who Bernie Bros think is too far left. 1.00

01:09:14.000 And she's going to be an integral figure in the Office of Management and Budget for Biden, which just shows you that he's lost his mind.

01:09:22.000 Just like Justin Trudeau, he's hiring women and people of color based on them being women and people of color and nothing else.

01:09:28.000 And he's hiring a bunch of radicals that are going to ruin the country.

01:09:31.000 So there's that.

01:09:35.000 But yeah, I don't think you guys know how much we're going to enjoy the new Pope.

01:09:41.000 Transgender surgeries are Luciferian refusal of God's will, says top Vatican Cardinal.

01:09:48.000 Yes, please.

01:09:49.000 All right, let's power through here.

01:09:51.000 This is already turning into a very long show, and I cut a lot out.

01:09:56.000 We've got to do a COVID update.

01:10:03.000 No, Ryan.

01:10:04.000 Though we're picking a different one every day.

01:10:06.000 No, I told you that those others suck.

01:10:10.000 You've already pulled it up today.

01:10:12.000 Oh, we have a permanent new one.

01:10:15.000 If your language requires it to be brushed to right, your language sucks.

01:10:20.000 And it looks kind of low res.

01:10:24.000 If your language requires it to be brushed to right, your language sucks.

01:10:29.000 Your language is stupid. 1.00

01:10:31.000 Fucking Chinese virus comes from Chinese. 0.99

01:10:36.000 Just keep your hands off my dog. 1.00

01:10:40.000 That's a winner.

01:10:40.000 We got to get him to send us a higher res though, don't you think?

01:10:43.000 Yeah, this is the size of it regularly.

01:10:45.000 Wait, but Ryan.

01:10:47.000 Yes.

01:10:51.000 Go ahead.

01:10:53.000 Need to check your motherfucking email once in a while and not your stupid junk mails that are full of shit.

01:10:59.000 That what you just showed was a preview that our friend showed you.

01:11:04.000 He also sent you a WeTransfer link with a high res.

01:11:08.000 Oh, okay.

01:11:09.000 So he said, I just sent a small, tiny preview so you can see what it's like.

01:11:13.000 And if you, I don't understand how you don't read your email.

01:11:16.000 Like, that was yesterday.

01:11:19.000 You wrote some great rock songs, but.

01:11:21.000 Yes.

01:11:22.000 And you listened to a lot of your Tim Pool, but can you fucking actually do your job?

01:11:28.000 If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.

01:11:32.000 Your language is stupid. 1.00

01:11:35.000 Fucking Chinese vibrant ghost. 0.97

01:11:40.000 Just keep your hands off my dog. 1.00

01:11:43.000 I notice it says fag zone in the back there.

01:11:45.000 Yes, it does.

01:11:46.000 All right.

01:11:46.000 I thought this was interesting.

01:11:48.000 2-7.

01:11:49.000 This doesn't seem to be portrayed as a horrible scenario, this cover of The New Yorker.

01:11:54.000 It looks profoundly sad to me.

01:11:57.000 Look at that.

01:11:59.000 She's alone.

01:12:01.000 She's drinking alcohol alone.

01:12:04.000 She's living in squalor with her cats.

01:12:06.000 It's an absolute fucking mess.

01:12:08.000 There's booze all over the fridge.

01:12:10.000 Her cupboards are empty.

01:12:11.000 The dishes are all in the sink.

01:12:13.000 She's got wires hanging around everywhere, Amazon boxes. 1.00

01:12:17.000 This is a very sad portrayal of modern woman.

01:12:20.000 Her umbro shorts, her hairy legs. 0.93

01:12:22.000 Oh yeah.

01:12:25.000 Hot Cheetos.

01:12:27.000 This should be a sad thing.

01:12:28.000 We should.

01:12:29.000 Look at the pills.

01:12:30.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:31.000 She's got fucking antidepressants. 1.00

01:12:34.000 Yeah, that's pretty bad.

01:12:36.000 Pretty bad.

01:12:36.000 Who drew it?

01:12:37.000 It looks like Adrian Tomine.

01:12:38.000 It's a full sync.

01:12:40.000 Is it signed?

01:12:42.000 Yep, you're right.

01:12:43.000 It is.

01:12:44.000 Tomine.

01:12:44.000 Yep.

01:12:46.000 On the cat thing here, look on the right.

01:12:50.000 Oh, right.

01:12:52.000 CNN realizes China lied.

01:12:54.000 Now, will they ever consider the fact that China lies?

01:12:58.000 Because when they were telling us that China said that they got this under control and everything's going great, we were all watching it going, really, you fucking asshole?

01:13:08.000 You're literally accepting Chinese propaganda.

01:13:10.000 This was 10 months ago.

01:13:12.000 We have some breaking news for you in our world lead.

01:13:14.000 CNN has obtained leaked documents from inside China, documents that reveal the missteps and the chaos of the Chinese government's early response to the coronavirus pandemic.

01:13:23.000 The documents are from Hubei province, home to the city of Wuhan, where the pandemic is thought to have started.

01:13:28.000 They show authorities released misleading public data on the number of deaths and the number of cases.

01:13:35.000 They took, on average, three weeks to diagnose a new case and much more.

01:13:38.000 CNN's Nick Payton Walsh is breaking the story for us right now.

01:13:42.000 Breaking the story.

01:13:43.000 I said this was 10 months ago, but it took them 10 months is what I meant to say.

01:13:47.000 Keep going.

01:13:48.000 Reveals for the first time what China knew in the opening weeks of the COVID-19 pandemic, but did not tell the world.

01:13:56.000 A whistleblower who said they worked inside the Chinese healthcare system share the documents with CNN online, which show a chaotic local response from the start.

01:14:06.000 This lack of transparency sort of also contributed to the crises.

01:14:12.000 Seeing information in black and white was very revealing and instructive.

01:14:18.000 CNN has verified them with half a dozen experts, a European security official, and using complex digital forensic analysis looking at their source code.

01:14:28.000 The documents provide a number of key revelations about the province of Hubei, home to the epicenter city of Wuhan.

01:14:34.000 Firstly, some of the death tolls were off.

01:14:37.000 The worst day in these reports is February the 17th, where they say 196 people who were confirmed cases died.

01:14:46.000 But that day, they only announced 93.

01:14:49.000 China was...

01:14:49.000 On the tip of the iceberg, my friend.

01:14:55.000 Anyway, we've really come apart as a nation if you don't hate China. 0.51

01:14:58.000 Fraud expert says he saw USBs.

01:15:01.000 This is 2.9.

01:15:03.000 We're just compiling evidence.

01:15:04.000 If you go to our website, censored.tv, you can see our Election Gate feed where we put up six a day at least and show all these in case you don't want to miss them to help you argue with your fucking liberal friends if you still have any.

01:15:18.000 My name is Gregory Stones.

01:15:19.000 He does a lot of introduction of his credentials.

01:15:22.000 He's a very reputable polling investigator with a he's a security expert.

01:15:26.000 Maybe jump ahead a bit.

01:15:27.000 I'm a father in security and fraud.

01:15:30.000 Leah had recruited me for this election.

01:15:35.000 And I was with just another former U.S. Marine.

01:15:39.000 What we saw out there was pretty orderly and exciting.

01:15:44.000 People were excited to vote.

01:15:45.000 One of the things we saw out in the field was that people, quite a few people, had done mail-in ballots.

01:15:52.000 So they came in and they hadn't been updated in the Delaware County database yet.

01:15:56.000 So they would come in and say, the database is not showing me on the database.

01:16:01.000 I'd like to vote.

01:16:02.000 So the process, one of the processes was to give them a provisional ballot.

01:16:11.000 And then they would vote for a guy found a dude with a bunch of USB things that he was putting in there.

01:16:18.000 And then we have red elephants at 814.

01:16:20.000 I'm going to power through this because we could sit here for three hours parsing through everything that they did wrong.

01:16:25.000 I'd rather just sort of, you can check the show notes at gavinmckinnis.win.

01:16:31.000 Next speech, I'm going to take this packet at 8.14.

01:16:40.000 Republicans, and here's another thing.

01:16:42.000 Republicans, and I've said this over and over and over again, but Republicans, they led in mail-in ballots requested, in mail-in and early in-person ballots returned in most of those swing states, aside from Pennsylvania, I believe, was the only exception in those swing states.

01:16:59.000 So it's impossible to do 20 days after election day was over, that these vote spikes of these absentee ballots or mail-in ballots are going to break at 98% for Joe Biden or 99% for Joe Biden or 70% or 80% for Joe Biden.

01:17:18.000 The likelihood of that is statistically 0% considering what we saw, the trend that we saw with mail-in ballots requested and mail-in and early in-person ballots returned all the way up to Election Day.

01:17:31.000 Now, some other anomalies that we have, Trump dominated in Ohio, dominated in Indiana, dominated in Florida, flipping blue counties that haven't been red for decades, but somehow lost in demographically identical areas in Pennsylvania,

01:17:48.000 many of them, and Georgia.

01:17:50.000 Doesn't make sense.

01:17:51.000 Biden underperformed Hillary Clinton, her 2016 vote totals in every urban county in the United States, yet he outperformed her In only the metropolitan counties of Georgia, Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania.

01:18:06.000 Very key states, very key, the questionable states that we're talking about today, the questionable states that they talk about during these hearings.

01:18:14.000 Joe Biden got more votes than any other candidate in history, despite Democrats' massive failures in the House.

01:18:20.000 So we saw how many seats Republicans picked up in the House.

01:18:23.000 Democrats failed massively in the House.

01:18:26.000 Okay, we got that.

01:18:27.000 But this is a much lighter angle.

01:18:30.000 Joey B., he just fucking nails it.

01:18:32.000 This guy is so good.

01:18:34.000 Where he just mocks all the hypocrisy of the politicians.

01:18:36.000 He might be a lefty for all I know.

01:18:38.000 But he talks about how, and he's got a very dry sort of Brooklyn Queens Italian accent.

01:18:45.000 How none of them practice what they preach.

01:18:48.000 Get a load of this guy.

01:18:49.000 Tonight I am authorizing the city to shut off Los Angeles Department of Water and Power Service in the egregious cases in which houses, businesses, and other venues are hosting unpermitted large gatherings.

01:19:02.000 For those that don't know, this is the mayor of Los Angeles, the guy who said he'd shut your water and electric off if you have too many people at your house.

01:19:11.000 Yeah, recreating Woodstock 69 on Hollywood Boulevard's okay, though.

01:19:15.000 He doesn't have anything to say about that.

01:19:17.000 Nah, he joins it.

01:19:19.000 I want to invite the leaders of this organization inside so we can continue the conversation.

01:19:25.000 But the moment he catches wind that cousin Eddie's coming over, that's when he'll take your basic life essentials away.

01:19:34.000 You know, like your ability to shower.

01:19:37.000 He'll spoil all the food in your fridge and make your family sit in darkness until they think about ever disobeying the overlord of Los Angeles again.

01:19:45.000 Here's the next asshole. 0.58

01:19:47.000 Apparently, California thought it was a good idea.

01:19:48.000 Okay, right.

01:19:49.000 Help me out when he talks.

01:19:50.000 I can't think who it reminds me of.

01:19:52.000 I think it's Trudeau and Obama at the same time.

01:19:54.000 Ethan Klein of H3H3.

01:19:57.000 Nope.

01:19:59.000 Governor.

01:20:00.000 Going out to eat with members of your household this weekend.

01:20:04.000 Don't forget to keep your mask on in between bites.

01:20:07.000 Now that's nice.

01:20:08.000 What's next, Emperor?

01:20:09.000 Mandated grazing muzzles? 1.00

01:20:11.000 How does it feel to be talking about barnyard animals incapable of wait till he does something before you start trying to figure out how he moves?

01:20:20.000 You don't know how he moves.

01:20:22.000 Boot in your mouth. 1.00

01:20:23.000 I'm talking about Gavin Newsom.

01:20:25.000 Oh, oh.

01:20:25.000 What else she got for us, Patrick Bateman?

01:20:28.000 We are now effectively, rather effective today, requiring all counties to close their indoor activities, their indoor operations.

01:20:37.000 As extreme as it sounds, maybe this guy's just really passionate about stopping the spread of the virus.

01:20:42.000 Gavin Newsom is under fire tonight for attending a party in Napa County as COVID-19.

01:20:47.000 Anyway, you know about all these.

01:20:48.000 He goes through them all one by one in a very neat format that's very amusing.

01:20:53.000 Last thing on Kung Flu, the Shanghai Shivers.

01:20:58.000 I had no idea Canada had euthanasia programs.

01:21:00.000 So this old woman faces the prospect of being away from her family for another two weeks and missing Thanksgiving, and she can't take it.

01:21:09.000 So she wants to die.

01:21:11.000 So how do you kill yourself in Canada?

01:21:13.000 You call the government and they come over and do it for you.

01:21:16.000 What the fuck?

01:21:19.000 Elderly woman euthanized to avoid the anguish of lockdown loneliness.

01:21:25.000 What the fuck?

01:21:26.000 This is like the worst of Europe.

01:21:28.000 Found a cure to COVID.

01:21:29.000 Death.

01:21:31.000 Remember those videos where people were just falling in the streets?

01:21:34.000 What happened to that?

01:21:36.000 Remember that in China where people were just like, oh! 0.99

01:21:39.000 Yeah, sort of.

01:21:40.000 What the heck?

01:21:40.000 Here, go back.

01:21:43.000 They talk about it in a really sinister way, too.

01:21:45.000 Keep going down.

01:21:49.000 When I'm surrounded by friends and family, wait, go up higher.

01:21:57.000 Way this time, doctors approved her.

01:21:59.000 Russell would not have to go through another lockdown in care.

01:22:00.000 She just truly did not believe she wanted that to try.

01:22:03.000 Oh, doctor said, wait, where is it now?

01:22:05.000 She sharply be like, she didn't want to go through more. 0.93

01:22:07.000 Oh, yeah, there they go.

01:22:08.000 The lethal jab.

01:22:10.000 When it looked like she would have to be confined to a room for two weeks, she asked for and received the lethal jab due to declining mental health and vitality.

01:22:19.000 Okay, Ryan, go over to the camera.

01:22:21.000 Look at this.

01:22:22.000 Now I'm Mr. Dark because I'm wearing a white shirt.

01:22:24.000 Can we fucking fix this, please?

01:22:26.000 Yeah, it's on manual.

01:22:28.000 So you could set it to, what's it called, auto?

01:22:33.000 No, but it's acting like auto.

01:22:34.000 When I get white, it changes.

01:22:36.000 Correct.

01:22:37.000 So that's not a manual thing.

01:22:39.000 Right.

01:22:40.000 But if you see the switch on there, and it does work.

01:22:43.000 Like, if you put it on auto, it does auto stuff.

01:22:47.000 And it's on manual.

01:22:48.000 And I went there.

01:22:49.000 There's a picture profile.

01:22:51.000 You don't know what's going on.

01:22:52.000 No.

01:22:52.000 I've spent a lot of time.

01:22:53.000 I've got to threw my pen in a rage because I'm saying fix it, Google it.

01:22:56.000 I don't know.

01:22:57.000 Right.

01:22:58.000 We can't have a different fucking visual every time I change a shirt.

01:23:02.000 Especially when this place is an oven.

01:23:04.000 It's got to be the white balance, but I've went through the menu and I've looked, but I'll Google it.

01:23:12.000 Or I'll ask somebody who knows these cameras a little better, maybe.

01:23:15.000 Knows them at all.

01:23:16.000 All right, Asian.

01:23:17.000 Final topic.

01:23:19.000 Election Gate.

01:23:22.000 Oh, I think that guy made me a new one.

01:23:26.000 I'll look for it, but I'll hit this one first.

01:23:27.000 This one's pretty good.

01:23:36.000 Dr. Shiva, our own Dr. Shiva, had him on the show a million times, invented email.

01:23:40.000 And when people dispute that, they say they'll find something that was similar to email in the 70s.

01:23:46.000 Okay.

01:23:48.000 I mean, you don't mind when blacks invent the traffic light and the peanut, but when someone on our side invents something, you had to go through and say, no, someone had a digital message before. 0.60

01:23:56.000 Sure, they did.

01:23:58.000 Let's see, in 3-3.

01:24:01.000 Dr. Shiva presents data at Arizona here and that completely obliterates Biden victory narrative.

01:24:08.000 Basically.

01:24:11.000 Yeah.

01:24:11.000 Would you please send your credentials?

01:24:14.000 Sure, my name is Dr. Shiva Igor.

01:24:16.000 Wait, that's boring.

01:24:17.000 He just does his credentials.

01:24:18.000 We all know his credentials.

01:24:19.000 He's got like four MIT degrees.

01:24:20.000 No, no, go back to the link.

01:24:22.000 Just don't, that particular tweet is irrelevant.

01:24:25.000 Yeah, that's better.

01:24:26.000 This iteration process, again, with the computer was done, and the only one That we were able to come close to matching was this.

01:24:34.000 And I want everyone to look at this carefully.

01:24:36.000 So, out of all the potential universe which we've done, and we're going to continue doing this, by no means is this done, we find that the interesting possibility we find here is when the Democrat percentage is 130% Mr. Biden and negative 30% Mr. Trump,

01:24:58.000 and the Republican percentage is 00, the Independent is 30%, 58%, Libertarian 060, 60, 0.

01:25:07.000 But what's extraordinary about this graph, again, you know, we went through many, many, many iterations.

01:25:11.000 It matches perfectly, near perfectly.

01:25:15.000 The slopes match, the curves match, the shape match.

01:25:18.000 So what this tells us is that this demographic distribution of allocation of party affiliations is what can generate this.

01:25:31.000 And I find it highly implausible because this means that Mr. Biden got 130% of Democrat voters and negative 30%, and President Trump got negative 30%.

01:25:46.000 That's pretty big.

01:25:47.000 This is getting a little too smart for my tiny brain, though.

01:25:50.000 Then you have Giuliani pointing out 3-4 that everything the Dems accused us of, they were doing.

01:25:58.000 It was Hillary who set up a deal with Russia. 0.99

01:26:00.000 It was Joe Biden, or more specifically his son, who got millions of dollars from Russia.

01:26:06.000 And now when we look back on it, the person who colluded with Russia was Hillary Clinton, and the person who got money from Russia was Joe Biden.

01:26:18.000 Now we're facing not a false charge of collusion.

01:26:22.000 We're facing multiple charges in multiple states of an unheard of in our history invasion of our sacred right to vote.

01:26:33.000 And now when we look back on it, let's see if this helps the white balance.

01:26:40.000 Yes, God's the most important.

01:27:05.000 Freaky, huh?

01:27:06.000 Look, my eyes are not that wrinkly.

01:27:08.000 They're pretty normal.

01:27:09.000 But then when I put on these glasses, it's like it invents other bags.

01:27:14.000 This is not good news.

01:27:16.000 All right.

01:27:18.000 And then we have Giuliani again.

01:27:20.000 He's interviewing all these Republican poll watchers who talk about how they were abused, kicked out.

01:27:24.000 One was told he couldn't use the bathroom because they didn't want him there.

01:27:31.000 On my day of the 3rd, when I showed up at 4701 South 7th Street at 6.30 in the morning, I was greeted by the poll supervisor who immediately noticed I was a Republican observer and told me that there would be no bathroom facilities for me to use at this beautiful,

01:27:48.000 brand new, multi-million dollar high school that was built, Academy, that there would be no bathroom facilities.

01:27:52.000 If I had to use the restroom, I'd have to go off-site. 0.91

01:27:56.000 To which I answered, that's fine.

01:27:57.000 I'll just, I have some containers here.

01:27:59.000 I'll be able to, kiddingly, I'll be able to find a quiet core and use it.

01:28:03.000 Finally, let's get back to light.

01:28:04.000 Tuesday is supposed to be a light day, but we have to get the news out because it would be useless even tomorrow, right, Trump?

01:28:09.000 Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.

01:28:12.000 Azealia Banks.

01:28:13.000 Do you remember her?

01:28:14.000 Go to the second one.

01:28:17.000 It's still in 3.6, but it's the second one in 3.6.

01:28:19.000 Do you remember this jam?

01:28:24.000 Oh, the nerd she got for it. 1.00

01:28:38.000 I'm ready to do it, win the bamboo.

01:28:40.000 In when the hit that bitch bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, I'm in. 1.00

01:29:11.000 I guess that cunt getting eaten. 1.00

01:29:14.000 I was in the 212.

01:29:16.000 I'm the uptown thing.

01:29:17.000 You know what's up, don't you?

01:29:18.000 Worker who made you.

01:29:19.000 I'm a rubbish nigga, but what are you made up of?

01:29:22.000 I'ma eat your food up boot.

01:29:23.000 I could bust your eight. 0.94

01:29:24.000 I'm a 2-1-2.

01:29:25.000 Fuck it, gun-doo. 1.00

01:29:26.000 When you do make bucks, I'ma look right in the budget.

01:29:29.000 Wait, she just said a dun do.

01:29:31.000 She caught talking about a dindu? 0.89

01:29:34.000 Crocodile didn't do.

01:29:37.000 That's what Aboriginals are. 1.00

01:29:38.000 You want to see a north?

01:29:39.000 He is a north.

01:29:40.000 Do you hear me?

01:29:41.000 Yeah, that's what her root aboves are.

01:29:43.000 That's pretty good.

01:29:44.000 Holy shit, that is really good.

01:29:45.000 Hey, it's finally caught up.

01:29:47.000 But this was cool.

01:29:48.000 I had lunch with her once with Milo and his husband, and it was going well until Azalea and Milo's black husband started talking about fucking astrology and Uranus rising and bloody blah. 0.91

01:30:01.000 I just tuned out.

01:30:02.000 But she goes, 3-6, and follow me on Parlor, please.

01:30:06.000 Gavin McInnes.

01:30:07.000 All one word.

01:30:08.000 Ugh, I'm having second thoughts about this vaccine shit.

01:30:12.000 I really fucking hate all my stupid white friends for voting Biden.

01:30:15.000 I don't think this disease is a hoax.

01:30:17.000 I was trying to do black, but I ended up being Italian.

01:30:19.000 You did, yes.

01:30:21.000 But I def think it's been done intentionally and high key.

01:30:26.000 Trump was the idiot savant who was going to profanely and profoundly protect our minds, souls, bodies, and thoughts from these weird-ass tech nerds.

01:30:33.000 Democrats are scarily intent on mandating this vaccine.

01:30:38.000 They have the military queued up to assist with distribution.

01:30:41.000 I'm sorry, but I'm way less scared of white supremacists than I am of liberals.

01:30:46.000 I'm okay with someone telling me to stay my black ass off day long. 0.61

01:30:50.000 I'm not okay with someone inviting me in for poison milk and cookies.

01:30:54.000 Now I am Mitch Hedberg.

01:30:56.000 Again, I secretly despise all my white friends who went to Black Lives Matter protests and voted Biden.

01:31:02.000 Don't vote Biden.

01:31:04.000 You guys are all pussies. 1.00

01:31:06.000 Now I will have to take the vaccine if I want to sing on a stage ever again.

01:31:11.000 Thanks, you sons of bitches. 1.00

01:31:15.000 Nice.

01:31:16.000 That would be cool hearing Mitch Hedberg do Azelia Banks 2 and 2.

01:31:20.000 I guess that cunt's getting eaten. 1.00

01:31:22.000 Now I'm on 212.

01:31:25.000 This cunt is getting eaten. 1.00

01:31:28.000 I like the lick.

01:31:30.000 She licks the plum in the evening.

01:31:32.000 I'm the 212.

01:31:36.000 And then finally, number 37 will close out COVID.

01:31:40.000 It's getting, to be honest, it's getting a little complicated for me.

01:31:43.000 I'm a chick, basically, and I'm having a bit of trouble following all these details, but we keep hearing that shit's about to blow up.

01:31:52.000 So this is more evidence of fraud.

01:31:54.000 This is them paying Native Americans with gift cards. 0.77

01:31:58.000 I thought it was kind of strange that they had this unprecedented turnout for Biden when my experience has been with the American Indian that they tend not to be that political.

01:32:08.000 Illegal money for votes raffles conducted in several states in 2020 election.

01:32:12.000 All right.

01:32:12.000 So they were giving them gift cards for votes.

01:32:14.000 And we obviously know how they wanted them to vote.

01:32:17.000 Let us go where we belong, which is to the mailbag.

01:32:22.000 Were we all quiet?

01:32:22.000 Quiet, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:32:27.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:32:32.000 Let me touch it.

01:32:34.000 You know, sometimes when I see that, I think, what would he think of that?

01:32:37.000 And then I realize he wouldn't care because he doesn't care about you.

01:32:41.000 Who?

01:32:42.000 Your dad.

01:32:42.000 Oh.

01:32:43.000 Yeah.

01:32:44.000 You go, dad, you're in this segment we do called the mailbag.

01:32:49.000 Oh, okay.

01:32:50.000 I don't care, dude.

01:32:52.000 Where were you born to?

01:32:54.000 He took accent therapy and now he has a perfect American accent.

01:32:57.000 He sounds like.

01:32:58.000 Whatever, dude.

01:33:03.000 Oh, God.

01:33:12.000 It takes its toll, isn't it?

01:33:14.000 Yeah, I think I'm going to use Steam.

01:33:15.000 We've done so much today.

01:33:16.000 It's such a big episode that I've forgotten how to smile.

01:33:27.000 I love that so much.

01:33:30.000 I guess my cut's getting eaten.

01:33:35.000 Now I'm signing every page of every note because we're selling them now because you told me to.

01:33:40.000 Whatever.

01:33:41.000 All right, you ready?

01:33:42.000 Yes.

01:33:43.000 Hello, Gavin, and his lordship of the fag zone. 1.00

01:33:46.000 As a Scotsman, I've serious questions for you, pal.

01:33:48.000 It's a simple one on wai.

01:33:50.000 One and all?

01:33:52.000 One and all.

01:33:53.000 Seen as your feeders for Glasgow, Rangers or Celtic.

01:33:57.000 As a subscriber, I don't even want to see you wearing an Arde football top again unless you just come out and I met you're an Arde fan.

01:34:05.000 Was I wearing an Ardrey soccer shirt?

01:34:09.000 I didn't even know that.

01:34:12.000 So it's a funny split in the family where some of us are proud that my dad's side of the family have Irish heritage and original name was McGinnis, but because he was an Irish bookie, no one would trust an Irishman, they changed it to McGinnis.

01:34:25.000 And some of us are ashamed of that.

01:34:28.000 Including on the same side, my dad's side.

01:34:31.000 So the ones who pretend that we have no Irish roots, which is, I think, what my grandfather wanted, they go for Rangers.

01:34:40.000 And the more rough and tumble of the McInnes clan, me and most of my cousins, except for my Mexican cousin, we are all Celtic, which pisses us off. 0.88

01:34:54.000 The fancy ones that want to pretend that we're rich and we were never poor.

01:34:56.000 And we obviously love that.

01:34:58.000 You're in the wrong fucking city, you fucking scumbag.

01:35:02.000 Ryan, that's the least good part of the whole thing.

01:35:05.000 Why would you put that in the face?

01:35:06.000 But that one has to do with because you support the wrong team, so you're in the wrong city.

01:35:17.000 Hi, Gavin.

01:35:17.000 Please check out this ancient Chinese classic.

01:35:21.000 Alright, this better be good.

01:35:24.000 Runny Love 2.

01:35:27.000 Name shithead. 0.73

01:35:31.000 Oh, is this Sam Hyde?

01:35:34.000 I'm Shatid and I walk like this.

01:35:36.000 I'm Shatid and I dance like this.

01:35:38.000 I'm Shatid and I can only count the six.

01:35:40.000 What the heck come after six?

01:35:42.000 I'm Shatid and I always wear clothes.

01:35:44.000 I'm machine.

01:35:46.000 I'm Shatid and I'm stuck in my bad.

01:35:48.000 What is it?

01:35:48.000 I'm Shatid.

01:35:48.000 Is this Sam Hyde?

01:35:52.000 No.

01:35:52.000 I'm Shatid and my dad won't come.

01:35:54.000 I'm Shatida.

01:35:54.000 Thanks, computer.

01:35:55.000 Oh.

01:35:56.000 They worked with Sam Hyde, though.

01:35:58.000 They did moms with them. 0.97

01:35:59.000 That's fun.

01:36:00.000 Thank you.

01:36:02.000 Then we have a guy named Julian.

01:36:04.000 A Gavmaster and Slit-Eyed fuck thing. 1.00

01:36:07.000 Julian.

01:36:08.000 Got a grandiose final video source.

01:36:10.000 Check out Hall of Meat on YouTube.

01:36:12.000 The gnarliest skate accidents from Thratcher.

01:36:15.000 Enjoy.

01:36:15.000 Love you more than a friend.

01:36:17.000 P.S. Gavin should finally admit on the air that he would be nothing without Ryan.

01:36:22.000 The show would be nothing without Ryan.

01:36:24.000 Gavin has no clue about music.

01:36:25.000 Music.

01:36:26.000 Shitting on classical music and jazz says everything.

01:36:29.000 Songs, definition equals music plus lyrics is just shit poetry.

01:36:34.000 Wow, you're wrong.

01:36:38.000 Let's see some skateboard accidents, shall we? 0.53

01:36:42.000 What's taking me so fucking long?

01:36:44.000 I had to hit that gong.

01:36:47.000 Oop, that looked good.

01:36:51.000 Ow. 0.99

01:36:52.000 Oh.

01:36:53.000 Oh my god, he broke his fucking leg.

01:36:55.000 I can see it.

01:36:56.000 I didn't see I missed it.

01:36:58.000 Is it all dangly?

01:37:00.000 Ooh, that's a damn one.

01:37:02.000 Oh.

01:37:03.000 Aye.

01:37:05.000 Ooh.

01:37:06.000 That's okay.

01:37:08.000 Not bad.

01:37:08.000 Oh, my stars.

01:37:12.000 When your adrenaline just starts pumping, my balls are keeping sucked up in ah.

01:37:24.000 They fuck you up with having some land.

01:37:27.000 Aga.

01:37:27.000 Oh, ah.

01:37:28.000 This is how you write an Indian song.

01:37:36.000 Okay, so put that in your memory thing there, Ryan.

01:37:38.000 Actually, we're probably never going back there again.

01:37:40.000 What the?

01:37:41.000 You're a bait and hair guy.

01:37:42.000 Gavin, could you please tell the story of your mom microwaving the salad again?

01:37:44.000 I fancy your new bifocals.

01:37:46.000 Thanks, Jennifer.

01:37:48.000 Okay.

01:37:49.000 My mother grew up.

01:37:51.000 My dad abandoned my mother at a very young age.

01:37:54.000 She was 14, and divorce was unheard of back then.

01:37:56.000 We're talking about the 50s.

01:37:58.000 And so, did I say my dad?

01:37:59.000 I meant my granddad.

01:38:00.000 You did.

01:38:00.000 Jack Thompson.

01:38:02.000 He's dead now.

01:38:03.000 He's a painter.

01:38:04.000 And I think he treated my grandmother like shit.

01:38:08.000 And so she started having affairs and he just walked out the door.

01:38:11.000 So they were both wrong in that sense.

01:38:13.000 And so my mother was sort of alone from when she was 13, 14.

01:38:17.000 Because my, sorry, my grandmother would then, she was a sexy chick with big tits. 1.00

01:38:21.000 She'd go gallivanting around Scotland and on holidays, vacation.

01:38:24.000 She'd be gone for two weeks when the kids were 14. 0.89

01:38:27.000 And so my uncle Strachan and my mom would make mac and cheese or whatever they could toast, and they ate like shit.

01:38:33.000 So although she's a very cultured woman who can make some great chicken, she also, and I know she's watching now, so I'm treading lightly, occasionally makes food that lacks love.

01:38:49.000 And no, this isn't what you want.

01:38:51.000 And I'm crazy.

01:38:52.000 Sorry.

01:38:52.000 I'll email you later.

01:38:55.000 So I came home once and she'd had a glass of wine or two.

01:38:58.000 And she's like, Yoda, son.

01:39:00.000 And I was a vegetarian at the time.

01:39:02.000 And she goes, I was a vegetarian for 14 years, by the way.

01:39:05.000 Long story.

01:39:05.000 But she goes, Yodai, son.

01:39:07.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:39:08.000 I just driven there on my motorcycle, which was two and a half hours, Montreal to Ottawa.

01:39:12.000 So I'm tired and I'm hungry.

01:39:13.000 And she goes, let me get, I don't really have a lot of vegetarian.

01:39:16.000 You know, I'll make you a salad.

01:39:17.000 So she makes me a normal salad, iceberg lettuce, a couple of those little baby tomatoes.

01:39:22.000 And then she covers it in cheese.

01:39:24.000 And then she thinks, you know, it would be nice if the cheese was all melted on the salad.

01:39:29.000 That's a good concept.

01:39:30.000 I agree.

01:39:31.000 I would melt the cheese maybe in a little dish and then pour that on the salad if that's what you want.

01:39:36.000 But she puts the whole salad in the microwave.

01:39:39.000 Now, microwaves are contingent on water mass. 0.82

01:39:42.000 If you put something like a piece of paper in the microwave, nothing would happen to it.

01:39:46.000 It wouldn't get hot.

01:39:46.000 There's no water in there.

01:39:48.000 But if you put a thimble of just water in there, it'd be hot enough to fucking burn your finger off in no time.

01:39:53.000 So iceberg lettuce being probably 90%, 95% water, it has more water in it than the cheese.

01:40:00.000 So by the time it comes out, maybe a long time later too, like maybe 40 seconds, the cheese is just like, it looks like that shitty cheese that's on nachos at the baseball game.

01:40:11.000 But the iceberg lettuce has lost all its water and it's left with nothing but this molten lava, spinachy seaweed, green slime blanket that's as thin as a fly's wing.

01:40:23.000 And if you touch it, like you see the fork go red hot.

01:40:27.000 So I'm trying to eat.

01:40:29.000 I'm trying to eat these hot strings of boiling hot seaweed covered in nacho cheese, just going, I think I'd rather starve.

01:40:36.000 Thanks.

01:40:36.000 That was too much of indecence.

01:40:40.000 If someone is sent as a COVID coronavirus jingle, it'll be hard to match the one that we just had.

01:41:01.000 Where'd you get such a realistic bat?

01:41:03.000 Bat AIDS.

01:41:04.000 That's a really cool looking bat.

01:41:06.000 Nothing wrong with that.

01:41:07.000 Okay, Gender Wars LOL. 0.99

01:41:10.000 I saw a clip of this and performed due diligence so I can get to the bottom of what the fuck I just witnessed.

01:41:14.000 Apparently, this is a thing in Russia.

01:41:16.000 Oh, I've seen this.

01:41:16.000 This was very viral.

01:41:18.000 Ancient Chinese secret, dude. 0.73

01:41:20.000 Really good if you flew Copper Cab out there without food money so we can watch him get his inbred face smashed by some pink-haired lesbian. 1.00

01:41:28.000 She doesn't fare too well in this.

01:41:30.000 Of course, I trust she wouldn't book a return ticket home.

01:41:32.000 That way, if we were to somehow win, all of us would still win, too.

01:41:34.000 Thanks.

01:41:35.000 Enjoy.

01:41:36.000 God, babying Copper Cab in Russia sounds like a fucking nightmare.

01:41:40.000 Okay, here's a super long one.

01:41:43.000 I'll stop reading if it's not amusing.

01:41:45.000 Musing.

01:41:46.000 Amusing.

01:41:48.000 Hey, Gavin and Jap Reagan.

01:41:49.000 My brother is a public school employee, and holy cow, public schools are more messed up than imaginable.

01:41:54.000 We spent a whole night of him just telling absurdity after absurdity about fat, lazy teachers, diversity training, financial waste, etc.

01:42:02.000 Every single one was enough to make you mad that we are paying for this crap.

01:42:06.000 One illustrative story, he was teaching middle school science and they went to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance and half his class refused to stand.

01:42:15.000 He couldn't believe it.

01:42:16.000 And crazy as this sounds, it was illegal for teachers to tell students to stand.

01:42:20.000 Mind you, this is in Utah, one of the most conservative states in the country, albeit in Salt Lake, which is liberal.

01:42:26.000 He decided if he couldn't tell them to stand, he would at least pull them aside and figure out what the fuck was going on.

01:42:31.000 A few of them had legitimate reasons, i.e.

01:42:33.000 they were Jehovah's Witnesses or something like that.

01:42:35.000 But most of them said that after Mr. H's history class, don't remember his actual name, they said they didn't feel comfortable standing for the flag anymore.

01:42:44.000 My brother was shocked.

01:42:45.000 He even talked to the other science teachers about holding a class about why it was important to stand for the flag and what makes America great.

01:42:50.000 Anyway, here's the icing on the cake.

01:42:52.000 Later that year, Mr. H was fired and arrested for molesting kids.

01:43:28.000 Anyway, here's the S thing on the cake.

01:43:30.000 Later that year, Mr. H was fired and arrested for molesting kids.

01:43:32.000 He was turned on.

01:43:33.000 He was turned in by one of my brother's students.

01:43:36.000 Doesn't that just say it all?

01:43:39.000 And how many times have we told you about Antifa, such as Mika Rhodes, being arrested for rape and sexual deviance?

01:43:46.000 This is why they want to tell you that America sucks and the nuclear family is disgusting.

01:43:50.000 Because then they're not freaks.

01:43:52.000 If there's no such thing as gender or sexuality, then it's easier to molest kids.

01:43:58.000 How the fuck can a country survive When it is paying child abusers to indoctrinate children about how evil their country is.

01:44:04.000 Anyway, stay strong.

01:44:06.000 Love you more than your new sunglasses.

01:44:08.000 Austin.

01:44:08.000 P.S. On Thanksgiving meal sizes, 10 would be super small.

01:44:12.000 I have six siblings.

01:44:13.000 My siblings have 23 kids among them.

01:44:16.000 Just three of my brothers got together for Thanksgiving, and it was 19 people, mostly kids.

01:44:21.000 When my whole family, not extended family, gets together, it's 37 people.

01:44:25.000 I guess only 14 of those are adults, but still.

01:44:28.000 Yeah.

01:44:28.000 I'll eat your ass.

01:44:29.000 Good point.

01:44:31.000 Good point.

01:44:32.000 And then they eat the poo-poo. 0.99

01:44:33.000 But then, like, she had so much variety.

01:44:35.000 So does everyone at that, out of those 37 have one dip of cheese, one s'more, one doo-doo, one doo-doo-doo.

01:44:42.000 Like, there should just be more of a couple of things.

01:44:45.000 But with Thanksgiving dinner, you've got your turkey, your cranberry, your stuffing, mashed potatoes, something green, collard greens, grits, chitlins, right?

01:44:59.000 And do you really need an appetizer for that?

01:45:01.000 And do you really need a s'more after?

01:45:03.000 Where do you fit the s'more in?

01:45:07.000 All right.

01:45:08.000 Let us get to the funnest segment.

01:45:29.000 Um.

01:45:32.000 Let's do 40. 0.81

01:45:34.000 How to deal with liberals.

01:45:35.000 This was very inspiring and a great lesson for folks at home who are constantly being attacked by assholes.

01:45:42.000 I would make sure you have an escape route, but uh this is how to deal with liberals.

01:45:49.000 What are you doing?

01:45:50.000 Snowboard volume.

01:45:53.000 Wow, you're irritating, bitch. 1.00

01:46:01.000 Irish driver.

01:46:06.000 No motorbikes in the wheel to forest park.

01:46:08.000 No motorbikes in the wheelchair forest park.

01:46:14.000 You've ruined my whole day.

01:46:22.000 And that's the end of that.

01:46:24.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 01, 2020

S03E46 - TRANSPLAINING [2020-12-01 - S03E46 - TRANSPLAINING]

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