Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E52 - WASTED YOUTH [2020-12-15 - S03E52 - WASTED YOUTH]

00:00:41.000 Anyone else getting the jingle tingles?

00:00:43.000 Ryan, are you getting the jingle tingles?

00:00:45.000 Yes.

00:00:46.000 That was the waitresses and Christmas rapping, I believe it is.

00:00:50.000 We'll be playing Christmas songs from now till Christmas.

00:00:53.000 Christmas sweaters from now till Christmas.

00:00:55.000 Great band from Ohio.

00:00:57.000 Kind of weird post-punk.

00:00:59.000 She sang like she's talking all the time.

00:01:01.000 She does that, I know what boys like.

00:01:05.000 They also did the theme song to Square Pegs, there just for Purpose debut.

00:01:09.000 Turn it up.

00:01:16.000 Back when saxophones were permitted.

00:01:19.000 Look how mediocre she is. 1.00

00:01:32.000 So Midwestern, huh? 0.97

00:01:34.000 Yeah.

00:01:35.000 You can get your vaccine now.

00:01:36.000 She's some black nurse was the first. 1.00

00:01:39.000 It comes complete with AIDS. 0.99

00:01:41.000 That's right, folks. 1.00

00:01:42.000 It has fucking AIDS in it. 1.00

00:01:43.000 There is... 1.00

00:01:44.000 I'm not even kidding.

00:01:48.000 I don't want to be injected with AIDS or bleach, so that's a no from me.

00:01:54.000 Although Anthony Cumia has it.

00:01:55.000 I was going to have dinner with him this Friday, and Keynes canceled it because there's no more indoor dining.

00:02:02.000 And he canceled it because he has the cove.

00:02:06.000 And I said, what's it like? 0.99

00:02:07.000 He goes, it sucks. 0.96

00:02:09.000 And then all his fans are like, you said it didn't exist. 0.96

00:02:13.000 Now, how do you feel?

00:02:14.000 Wait, I pronounced that wrong.

00:02:16.000 You said it didn't exist.

00:02:17.000 Now, how do you feel?

00:02:18.000 Yeah, that's better.

00:02:20.000 And he goes, I never said it didn't exist.

00:02:22.000 I said, we don't need to shut down the entire country for it.

00:02:26.000 That was like a second language inflection you just did before.

00:02:29.000 Like it was my English wasn't my mother tongue.

00:02:32.000 Yeah, now how does it feel? 1.00

00:02:34.000 What are you doing, you retard? 1.00

00:02:36.000 Today's book is a wonderful little break. 0.97

00:02:39.000 Sometimes after a hard day of reading the news and dealing with crises like your payment processor, you don't feel like reading Kierkegaard.

00:02:47.000 So you pick up this, Kafka by Robert Cruman David Zane Marowitz.

00:02:54.000 And it takes this Jewish Czech's writings. 0.68

00:02:57.000 And it talks about his life.

00:02:59.000 Illustrations on every page is my point, if you're feeling lazy, right?

00:03:03.000 But he's such a fantastic artist that I could just stare at.

00:03:08.000 I have a dentist light in my man cave, and I put on these crazy glasses that blow everything up.

00:03:15.000 And with my super light above my head, I can see every little crosshatching he does because I could spend a day looking at a rubber crumb drawing. 0.98

00:03:23.000 They're so fucking beautiful. 0.73

00:03:25.000 He's so gifted and he's worked so hard at it over the years. 0.88

00:03:28.000 So anyway, this has all of Kafka's hits.

00:03:31.000 It's got the burrowing and the metamorphosis and the judgment and all those.

00:03:35.000 But it also has tons of autobiographical stuff, or sorry, biographical stuff about his life.

00:03:41.000 I think I might reread it.

00:03:42.000 I haven't read it in like 10 years.

00:03:43.000 You might think I'm a very literary dude because we have a new book every day, but I've never thrown a book out.

00:03:48.000 So when I'm showing you books, I'm going back to like when I moved out of the house at 18, I've never thrown one book away.

00:03:53.000 I've got shelves upon shelves.

00:03:57.000 I guess you could say I collect them.

00:03:58.000 I kind of always been hoping for house arrest, but I probably just set up a studio in there anyway.

00:04:06.000 So yeah, our payment processor, we sort of stopped talking about it because I believe the threat of litigation has maybe, don't jinx it, fingers crossed, made them buckle and give us our data.

00:04:20.000 I'd say we're now at a one in three chance.

00:04:22.000 So I'm holding back.

00:04:24.000 Stand your ground, stand black and stand by, and we'll see if we have to unleash the hounds. 0.58

00:04:32.000 So let's just stick a pin in that. 0.66

00:04:33.000 Apparently they shut down a bunch of people, V-Dare, some like organization for the family.

00:04:39.000 I don't know.

00:04:40.000 I was kind of mad at my tech guy because I go, why did you even sign up with Stripe in the first place?

00:04:43.000 He goes, I don't know.

00:04:44.000 I didn't think they do something illegal like take our data.

00:04:48.000 And when we say our data, it means the credit cards, right?

00:04:51.000 But we'll see if they're doing that.

00:04:53.000 I didn't put this in the notes, Ryan, but I should have mentioned this yesterday. 0.98

00:04:57.000 Milo takes up so much of the fucking show. 0.99

00:05:00.000 I can't get a word in edgewise with that big giant fop. 1.00

00:05:03.000 But a man with a perfect boxing record, Jake Paul.

00:05:10.000 He's never lost a fight.

00:05:12.000 100% of his fights have ended in knockouts.

00:05:15.000 And he wants to fight a fighter, a boxer who has the opposite, I believe.

00:05:22.000 100% of his fights have been failures.

00:05:25.000 Boxing matches, that is.

00:05:27.000 Let's see who we're talking about.

00:05:31.000 Oh, that's him harassing a... 0.98

00:05:33.000 His counter dirt is big right there! 1.00

00:05:36.000 Pussy! 1.00

00:05:38.000 Pussy! 1.00

00:05:38.000 Piece of shit! 1.00

00:05:39.000 Pussy! 1.00

00:05:45.000 This trainer. 1.00

00:05:48.000 That looks pretty staged, doesn't it?

00:05:50.000 I don't know.

00:05:51.000 Yeah, it looks like there was like, I don't know if he was laughing, but he made his profile.

00:05:54.000 It look kind of like he was laughing.

00:05:55.000 Yeah, look at him.

00:05:55.000 Oh, there the picture is him getting hit.

00:05:58.000 I don't think you could do that.

00:05:59.000 I think that's illegal, right?

00:06:00.000 To throw things at people.

00:06:02.000 I'm all for it, but...

00:06:04.000 I know a guy who went to Juvie for a water balloon, but he had it in a giant slingshot.

00:06:10.000 This is when we were kids.

00:06:11.000 Oof.

00:06:12.000 And he launched it from his balcony across the street, smashed an apartment window.

00:06:16.000 And the charge was launching a deadly projectile.

00:06:19.000 Apparently, you can get that if you throw eggs at a dude and it fucks up his eye. 0.88

00:06:22.000 You're launching a deadly projectile.

00:06:25.000 So let's see him calling Connor out, though. 1.00

00:06:31.000 You Iris cunt. 0.99

00:06:32.000 Good morning, Connor McGregor. 1.00

00:06:34.000 I know you're probably beating up old dudes in a bar right now, or maybe you're jacking off because you're sick of fucking your wife. 1.00

00:06:38.000 I mean, she's a four-connor. 1.00

00:06:39.000 You could do a lot better, but happy Monday.

00:06:42.000 My team sent you a $50 million offer this morning.

00:06:44.000 $50 million cash, proof of funds, the biggest fight offer you've ever been offered, but you're scared to fight me, Connor. 0.99

00:06:51.000 You're ducking me because you don't want to lose to a fucking YouTuber. 0.99

00:06:54.000 You're 0-1 as a boxer. 1.00

00:06:55.000 I'm 2-0 as a boxer. 0.99

00:06:57.000 I just came off the eighth biggest pay-per-view event in history, but you want to fight Dustin Prober, who has less followers on Instagram than my fucking dog. 0.99

00:07:06.000 That's a fact. 0.98

00:07:06.000 We're the eighth most powerful country in the world. 0.98

00:07:09.000 We are Turkey. 1.00

00:07:11.000 Fucking pussy too, you ugly fucking bald bitch. 1.00

00:07:16.000 You said there's 0% chance of this fight happening, but there's 0% chance of you getting some fucking pussy. 1.00

00:07:21.000 Connor, you're scared. 1.00

00:07:22.000 Dana, you're scared. 1.00

00:07:24.000 Sign the fucking contract, you idiots. 1.00

00:07:26.000 Jesus fucking Christ. 1.00

00:07:28.000 Irish bitch. 1.00

00:07:31.000 Fuck me God. 1.00

00:07:32.000 Are you watching Copper Cab? 1.00

00:07:34.000 It is Copper Cab.

00:07:35.000 Yeah, it's Copper Cab Kafka.

00:07:39.000 Okay, let's settle this once and for all. 1.00

00:07:40.000 Who the fuck are these people? 0.99

00:07:42.000 I'm not two. 1.00

00:07:43.000 Who is Jake Paul?

00:07:45.000 Like, I understand he's a YouTuber and he does pranks and he has things over, but I'm like, what did he cut his chops on?

00:07:51.000 Connor McGregor is an Irish MMA fighter who did an exhibition fight boxing once.

00:07:55.000 I know who Conor McGregor is.

00:07:57.000 Got it.

00:07:57.000 Gavin McInnis, media guy.

00:07:59.000 He does these little internet TV shows.

00:08:02.000 He's the most banned man in history.

00:08:05.000 We know who I am.

00:08:06.000 Ryan Ketsu Rivera is a guy with Down syndrome, but people can't tell because he's half Japanese.

00:08:12.000 But like, what's his most successful video?

00:08:14.000 Did he make it cut his bones playing video games and commenting?

00:08:19.000 Like all these other guys?

00:08:21.000 Vine?

00:08:22.000 Okay.

00:08:22.000 Okay, what does he do on Vine?

00:08:24.000 Vine's.

00:08:24.000 I need to see.

00:08:25.000 Well, when Vine was a thing, I think he was a funny man on there.

00:08:29.000 Okay, well, Logan Paul's his brother, so I assume he does what Logan Paul did.

00:08:34.000 Why can't you get me this?

00:08:35.000 Just go to Logan Paul's YouTube.

00:08:37.000 There are 13 reasons why he's famous.

00:08:39.000 I know, but I'm not looking at any footage.

00:08:42.000 Okay.

00:08:43.000 You're just an article with random pictures.

00:08:45.000 Well, we'll dive into them, but I mean, let's breeze through them.

00:08:48.000 He's a vine celebrity. 0.94

00:08:49.000 He did Disney's Bolsavark, whatever the fuck is that. 0.98

00:08:52.000 He did a bro song, like a viral video. 0.98

00:08:55.000 That's not the answer.

00:08:55.000 He's Logan Paul's brother.

00:08:57.000 He was on Low and Order.

00:08:59.000 He's had a couple acting things.

00:09:01.000 The Jake Paulers, okay?

00:09:02.000 No, no, this is all irrelevant stuff.

00:09:04.000 This is not a good article.

00:09:06.000 What were his videos?

00:09:08.000 See, Jake Paul. 0.99

00:09:09.000 Just look him up on YouTube, for fuck's sakes. 0.99

00:09:11.000 Viral. 0.99

00:09:14.000 I mean, does he drive around with people and do karaoke?

00:09:18.000 What's his actual channel, Ryan?

00:09:22.000 Jake Paul.

00:09:23.000 Well, it seems like his YouTube video thing came later.

00:09:27.000 First, he was a viny boy.

00:09:30.000 So he does music now.

00:09:31.000 This is his 20 million subscriber YouTube channel.

00:09:34.000 Okay, go to videos and now do sort by biggest thing.

00:09:41.000 Most popular.

00:09:41.000 Yeah.

00:09:42.000 His music videos are the most popular.

00:09:44.000 Okay.

00:09:45.000 But these are just, you know, three years ago and stuff like that.

00:09:47.000 And then go scroll way down.

00:09:48.000 Like, let's see what he started with.

00:09:50.000 Well, then we'd have to go chronologically instead of popularity.

00:09:52.000 So oldest.

00:09:53.000 Date added oldest.

00:09:55.000 Vine compilation.

00:09:56.000 Exactly.

00:09:57.000 Okay.

00:09:57.000 The sneeze.

00:09:59.000 What's up?

00:10:03.000 Snow.

00:10:04.000 I like snow.

00:10:08.000 Excuse me.

00:10:09.000 I just got engaged for the love of my wife.

00:10:16.000 Great pranks.

00:10:21.000 Oh, you need to ride home.

00:10:25.000 SpongeBob?

00:10:26.000 SpongeBob!

00:10:27.000 I know you're in there.

00:10:28.000 You need to come out right now, or else I'm going to come inside there, and I'm going to find you, okay?

00:10:32.000 Logan, you spite on each other.

00:10:34.000 Got it.

00:10:35.000 Yeah.

00:10:35.000 And I assume Logan Paul is the same thing.

00:10:36.000 It's Vine Silly Man.

00:10:38.000 Speaking of Vine, I have some kind of heavy news, folks.

00:10:43.000 I think we're breaking this story.

00:10:46.000 But Perez Hilton has been banned from TikTok.

00:10:52.000 Now, he's here live to tell us exactly what happened, and he wants to send a message to you and his other fans.

00:11:00.000 I think we basically have the same audience.

00:11:02.000 So you maybe have heard this before.

00:11:04.000 Perez, can you tell us what's happening?

00:11:06.000 Why were you banned?

00:11:07.000 What happened?

00:11:08.000 Hey, everybody.

00:11:09.000 It is Perez, and some of you may have heard that I have been permanently banned from TikTok.

00:11:16.000 His eyes are going to give you guys...

00:11:17.000 His eyes are the eyes of someone whose mom died, and he's been up all night crying because he held her in his arms.

00:11:26.000 I don't even think I would cry that much if my mom died.

00:11:28.000 Like, I mean, that much.

00:11:30.000 I think I would cry for like 20 minutes, maybe?

00:11:33.000 I don't know.

00:11:34.000 I've never tried it.

00:11:35.000 But that is all night.

00:11:37.000 That's all night tears.

00:11:40.000 Some updates on that and share some more information.

00:11:45.000 First, the reason that TikTok gave me for permanently banning my account without any warning is multiple community guidelines violations.

00:11:57.000 If you guys don't know how TikTok works, it's run by bots artificial intelligence.

00:12:04.000 So you're watching us assuming that his TikToks were really, really important.

00:12:09.000 They were very creative.

00:12:10.000 They took a lot of work.

00:12:13.000 They conveyed a lot of information.

00:12:15.000 They were crucial to his survival.

00:12:17.000 Maybe it was some Bitcoin real estate tips.

00:12:19.000 I don't know.

00:12:21.000 Let's see what we're no longer able to enjoy now that he's banned from TikTok.

00:12:26.000 I'm horny in the house and I'm in the house horny.

00:12:29.000 I'm horny in the house and I'm in the house horny. 0.99

00:12:31.000 I'm horny in the motherfucking in the house horny and I'm horny in the house. 1.00

00:12:33.000 No one's taking this away from us. 1.00

00:12:38.000 Look, he's one of those fat guys who lost the weight. 1.00

00:12:40.000 Now he has those weird bitch tits. 1.00

00:12:42.000 Yeah, and his face is too big for his face. 1.00

00:12:45.000 One second.

00:12:46.000 It's like the eyebrows get too big.

00:12:53.000 Look at them jiggle.

00:12:54.000 Look at the skin jiggle. 0.99

00:12:59.000 It's like a sub-girl. 0.89

00:13:01.000 It's like if Willem Dafoe's face was an entire body.

00:13:04.000 Does that make sense?

00:13:07.000 But this is what.

00:13:08.000 This isn't even like what little girls do.

00:13:10.000 Little girls do a little routine, and it's all the thing with the doo-hickey and the doopy-doo. 1.00

00:13:15.000 He's not even doing that. 0.99

00:13:16.000 He's just prancing around like a fat queer. 1.00

00:13:19.000 Like a formerly fat queer. 1.00

00:13:21.000 Formerly fat current queer. 1.00

00:13:24.000 That's cute. 0.96

00:13:33.000 Point?

00:13:37.000 The same thing.

00:13:38.000 More the same.

00:13:39.000 Anyway, let's get back to his discussion on being banned.

00:13:44.000 Dude, try to get banned from something a little more crucial, like Chase Bank or Uber or PayPal.

00:13:54.000 And I get my videos reported targeted attacks against me by people who don't like me all the time.

00:14:04.000 And I appeal them and then they get restored almost always.

00:14:08.000 Not always.

00:14:09.000 And I'll talk about that in a little bit.

00:14:11.000 Good.

00:14:12.000 Can you cover that in the second hour?

00:14:16.000 Imagine sitting here and just watching this and being interested.

00:14:21.000 Nine minutes of this.

00:14:22.000 Nine minutes.

00:14:23.000 Don't worry, folks.

00:14:24.000 He will not subject it to nine minutes, but he does start crying.

00:14:26.000 And we need to see those tears.

00:14:29.000 Hey, I created a backup TikTok account.

00:14:33.000 Okay.

00:14:34.000 I think we can start skipping.

00:14:35.000 That got shut down, too.

00:14:36.000 He's about to say.

00:14:36.000 Okay.

00:14:37.000 Was it called Melting Steve Ranazzizi Wax Sculpture?

00:14:41.000 What?

00:14:42.000 He looks like a melting Steve Ranazizi.

00:14:44.000 I don't know who Steve Ranazzizi is.

00:14:46.000 What?

00:14:46.000 The guy who lied about 9-11 on Frun?

00:14:48.000 Oh.

00:14:50.000 And I want to reveal that in a Hail Mary pass, hoping for a Christmas miracle, I have reached out to Charlie D'Amelio and her family.

00:15:08.000 I messaged them on Instagram, begging them.

00:15:14.000 I met him once.

00:15:15.000 We did a do's and don'ts together when I was at Vice.

00:15:18.000 That was like 2004. 0.93

00:15:21.000 So Charli D'Amelio is a really cute Asian-looking Italian chick who's like the most popular one and does the most dances and the shit. 1.00

00:15:31.000 I don't think she's on the board at TikTok. 0.96

00:15:34.000 I don't think she makes the decisions.

00:15:37.000 I will leave if you don't reinstate it.

00:15:38.000 So you get kicked off a platform and you contact the most popular person on that platform and say what?

00:15:44.000 A Hail Mary?

00:15:45.000 What's it like to be on there still?

00:15:47.000 That's the sister. 0.88

00:15:48.000 She's very popular.

00:15:50.000 Well, congratulations.

00:15:50.000 She's the one on the right.

00:15:51.000 I hope I'm not lusting after, and I'm not lusting.

00:15:53.000 I just said she's attractive, okay? 0.90

00:15:54.000 But I hope this girl is of age.

00:15:57.000 What?

00:15:58.000 I know her as the Dunkin' Donuts girl because in Dunkin' Donuts, they have like a special her drink. 0.99

00:16:04.000 I know.

00:16:05.000 That used to be so much fun.

00:16:06.000 Yeah.

00:16:06.000 So people like her.

00:16:07.000 I would want in it.

00:16:09.000 That's a great story, Ryan.

00:16:10.000 You would perez should do a show.

00:16:12.000 Anyway, this is her and her sister having a talk show that's very dull and heavily sponsored, apparently.

00:16:19.000 But she usually is dancing around on TikTok. 1.00

00:16:21.000 So she's going to save him, I guess.

00:16:24.000 Look at this.

00:16:25.000 An old man.

00:16:25.000 Look at this.

00:16:27.000 When I was young, this is not bias.

00:16:30.000 When I was young, my youth culture was better than their youth culture. 0.99

00:16:34.000 TikTok is fucking gay at any age. 1.00

00:16:38.000 Prez Hilton is sub-gay. 1.00

00:16:41.000 And all of this like e-boys looking sexy and stuff, it's all fucking cringe. 1.00

00:16:48.000 Hey, young people, your culture is all cringe. 1.00

00:16:51.000 Anime, video games, fucking Instagram, you're all losers. 1.00

00:16:58.000 You know what I was doing when I was your age? 1.00

00:17:00.000 Driving a Chevy Nova with a girl in the back seat, smoking a cigarette and listening to Led Zeppelin 2. 0.99

00:17:07.000 Then you know what I did when we got to the parking lot? 1.00

00:17:09.000 I fucked her. 1.00

00:17:10.000 Okay? 1.00

00:17:11.000 I was 16.

00:17:13.000 You know what I was doing when I was 14?

00:17:15.000 Getting in a fistfight with Barry Pablo.

00:17:20.000 We were going to punk shows when we were 14 in the city, getting beat up by Nazi skinheads. 1.00

00:17:25.000 God damn. 1.00

00:17:27.000 Dancing and being sexy. 1.00

00:17:28.000 I just learned about e-boys. 1.00

00:17:29.000 Do you know what an e-boy is? 1.00

00:17:31.000 Yeah, it's like an e-girl, but a boy. 0.99

00:17:33.000 And they do, but instead of like, if you want to turn on chicks, I don't know, have a job, build a shelf, be reliable, and don't talk too much. 0.98

00:17:43.000 Those are male characteristics that make women horny. 1.00

00:17:46.000 Beat up some guy who's harassing a chick. 1.00

00:17:48.000 That makes women wet. 1.00

00:17:50.000 They don't get wet when you're...

00:17:52.000 Like, they do this thing where they'll be a nerd.

00:17:54.000 Ryan, you should be pulling up e-boys as I described this. 1.00

00:17:57.000 I'm obviously waiting for you.

00:17:59.000 I'm obviously filling the space.

00:18:00.000 What are you doing?

00:18:02.000 They'll do this thing where they're like a nerd. 0.99

00:18:04.000 Like, I'm just a nerd. 0.99

00:18:05.000 And then they'll take off their glasses and go, actually, I'm fucking hot. 0.88

00:18:08.000 And they won't say that, literally, but you should be pulling up videos, my dear. 0.89

00:18:15.000 E-boy compilation.

00:18:21.000 And then they'll come out and I'm not a nerd.

00:18:23.000 I'm actually a smokeshow.

00:18:24.000 And you're like, that's a chick thing. 1.00

00:18:26.000 Where she looks like a prude and now she's a slut and then you're horny because she took off her glasses and let her hair down. 1.00

00:18:32.000 Joking. 1.00

00:18:34.000 Chainbying.

00:18:37.000 Chains.

00:18:39.000 Did it work?

00:18:40.000 Oh, they want to be Korean e-girls. 1.00

00:18:43.000 They actually exist.

00:18:44.000 Oh, is that what it is?

00:18:46.000 They want to be like Korean BTS boys. 0.99

00:18:49.000 Like pretty boys.

00:18:51.000 Dude, I've been rocking that hair before the K-pop thing.

00:18:54.000 This thing.

00:19:00.000 Yeah, they're appropriating my hair, kind of. 1.00

00:19:04.000 Well, maybe you're just a fucking dress like a suicide. 0.99

00:19:09.000 Okay, anyway, that's enough. 1.00

00:19:10.000 I'm going to puke.

00:19:13.000 Let's just go back to Prez for a sec.

00:19:15.000 I want to see him ball.

00:19:19.000 Boy. 1.00

00:19:20.000 Your culture sucks, young people. 1.00

00:19:22.000 Your culture sucks, and it's mathematical. 1.00

00:19:25.000 Like, have you heard... 1.00

00:19:26.000 When I was a kid, my best friend Steve Durant had a dirt bike, and he got into such a bad accident.

00:19:31.000 A twig went in his arm and came out of his arm.

00:19:34.000 It traveled up his arm and then popped out here.

00:19:37.000 It's not a joke.

00:19:38.000 We were like 15 when that happened. 0.99

00:19:41.000 Do people, I guess in Texas, kids still ride dirt bikes and shit. 0.99

00:19:48.000 Begging them for help. 0.99

00:19:51.000 Those are the two girls we just saw. 0.93

00:19:53.000 If anybody could help me right now, it is Charlie Milio's family. 1.00

00:20:00.000 Oh, they're fucking committing suicide. 1.00

00:20:03.000 It's like 9-11 all over again. 1.00

00:20:05.000 Tears jumping from the building.

00:20:07.000 Humility in the world.

00:20:11.000 I grovel to them and I pray that they find kindness in their hearts.

00:20:19.000 How old is he?

00:20:21.000 Look, I did a show with him 15 years ago when he was an adult.

00:20:26.000 And you know what bugs me about him is he has all these kids he's adopted? 0.99

00:20:30.000 What?

00:20:30.000 Yeah.

00:20:31.000 Oh, no.

00:20:31.000 But he's always on some big brother reality show where he's away for three weeks.

00:20:35.000 And you're like, are they just fashion accessories? 1.00

00:20:37.000 Where are they when you're at your stupid shows, you fucking pig? 1.00

00:20:41.000 He was born in 78. 1.00

00:20:43.000 42. 0.91

00:20:44.000 So you're looking at a 42-year-old man crying and groveling beneath two teenage girls who do silly dances. 0.99

00:20:53.000 Because he wants to do silly dances where he's too horny. 0.99

00:20:56.000 To please help me. 0.90

00:21:00.000 I don't even know if they've seen.

00:21:02.000 They may not even check their message from me.

00:21:07.000 Charlie.

00:21:08.000 How many does this have?

00:21:11.000 Wow.

00:21:12.000 Only 121,000.

00:21:14.000 Hmm.

00:21:16.000 That's not a lot.

00:21:18.000 No, it's.

00:21:19.000 He doesn't even have half a million subs, subscribers.

00:21:22.000 Well, he's probably, yeah, I don't know.

00:21:23.000 Maybe this is his second.

00:21:25.000 I thought he was super famous.

00:21:26.000 He's the most followed person on TikTok.

00:21:29.000 Yeah, we know.

00:21:31.000 Jump ahead.

00:21:32.000 I'm getting bored of him.

00:21:34.000 He still decided that it was nudity, even though it was a shirtless man. 1.00

00:21:40.000 Well, you do have tits. 1.00

00:21:45.000 I'm... 0.99

00:21:49.000 I'm just so...

00:21:53.000 Looks like the guy who plays Hellboy there, too.

00:21:55.000 He looks like the manliest face ever, but he sounds like a girl. 1.00

00:21:59.000 Like, that's a really dudely face.

00:22:01.000 Yeah, the bone structure is kind of like Ron Perlman.

00:22:03.000 Yeah.

00:22:05.000 Is he going to cry again?

00:22:06.000 No, please get on the phone with me.

00:22:08.000 Please, I love TikTok.

00:22:10.000 Maybe I'm also being punished because I've been critical vocally about TikTok practices.

00:22:15.000 I'm sorry.

00:22:16.000 I will shut up.

00:22:18.000 I will keep any criticisms about TikTok private. 0.98

00:22:24.000 Gross, gross, gross. 0.67

00:22:26.000 That's enough. 0.91

00:22:29.000 I discovered a fun Twitter account, 13.

00:22:32.000 Dudes who are down bad.

00:22:34.000 Guys, the second she shows any doubt in this relationship, the second she kisses another guy or cancels a date, stop talking to her.

00:22:49.000 The only hope you have of ever getting her back is if you just went sh. 1.00

00:22:55.000 And then she might call you in two months when she's horny and you might fuck her if you want. 1.00

00:22:59.000 But any kind of groveling or, hey, what happened to us? 1.00

00:23:03.000 I remember listening to mixed tapes that exes would make for the girl I was banging.

00:23:07.000 And we would sit there, we would put it in, and it would be like, never talking to you again.

00:23:13.000 I'm never talking to you.

00:23:15.000 And we would just laugh at him.

00:23:17.000 We would sit there laughing at the poor sap who made that tape.

00:23:21.000 Don't make her a tape. 0.99

00:23:23.000 You can make her a tape when you're courting her. 1.00

00:23:25.000 By all means.

00:23:26.000 But you never give more than you get.

00:23:29.000 If she texts you twice, text her once.

00:23:32.000 But don't say, hey, want to come over?

00:23:34.000 Anyway, this is a compilation of guys bombing.

00:23:38.000 Hey, Ken, I noticed we had bio 210 together, so I was wondering if you knew what the reading was.

00:23:45.000 Okay, boys, that hot girl from my bio lecture slid into my DMs. 1.00

00:23:48.000 What do I do?

00:23:49.000 I don't think that was meant for me.

00:23:50.000 I'm just going to ask someone else.

00:23:52.000 Oh.

00:23:53.000 I don't get that.

00:23:54.000 He took a screenshot of what she said and sent it to what he thinks is one of his boys.

00:23:59.000 And then he sent it to her. 1.00

00:24:00.000 Shit. 1.00

00:24:01.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:24:01.000 And he's like, all right, it's going to go. 1.00

00:24:06.000 Selection drop class.

00:24:10.000 Ooh.

00:24:11.000 Wow.

00:24:12.000 Yeah, that's harsh.

00:24:13.000 What else do you got?

00:24:16.000 Delivered 14 weeks ago.

00:24:18.000 For Snapchat?

00:24:19.000 New chat three minutes ago.

00:24:22.000 Do you have the math homework?

00:24:24.000 Okay, these are...

00:24:25.000 I should have maybe screened.

00:24:29.000 Keep going.

00:24:31.000 All this talking made me realize something.

00:24:33.000 I'm sick of being friends.

00:24:34.000 Oh my God, I'm actually so glad you said that.

00:24:36.000 I've liked you for the longest time.

00:24:37.000 No, I'm like, I'm sick of being friends.

00:24:40.000 Oh, sorry.

00:24:41.000 It's okay.

00:24:44.000 That's rough.

00:24:47.000 Hey, you know, hey, want to hang out?

00:24:49.000 Hey, no.

00:24:56.000 Hi, hey, hey.

00:24:58.000 This is the one I saw that made me put this in the notes.

00:25:00.000 Hi, hey, hey, what's up?

00:25:02.000 Hey, hey.

00:25:03.000 Hi, hey, beautiful.

00:25:04.000 Hey, hey, hey.

00:25:05.000 Hey, sorry, LOL. 1.00

00:25:08.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:25:10.000 See, this is why we started the Proud Boys. 1.00

00:25:12.000 It was to try to prevent shit like this. 0.98

00:25:18.000 So she opened the thing and does not respond. 0.95

00:25:21.000 And then your chat is pending until Blank adds you as a friend.

00:25:25.000 Bad pic.

00:25:26.000 You should have sent an e-boy pic.

00:25:29.000 I miss you.

00:25:29.000 I miss you too.

00:25:30.000 Oh, sorry.

00:25:30.000 That was part of a jinking game.

00:25:31.000 I am sorry.

00:25:34.000 That's funny.

00:25:37.000 Yeah, I don't need the pictures.

00:25:38.000 I get it.

00:25:41.000 Oh, yo, you so icy.

00:25:42.000 I'm a glacier boy.

00:25:43.000 Makes sense.

00:25:44.000 Glaciers are the furthest thing from being hot.

00:25:46.000 I have to go.

00:25:48.000 Okay, last one.

00:25:49.000 Hey, would you want to grab food tomorrow?

00:25:51.000 I don't know if I can.

00:25:52.000 Where would we even go?

00:25:52.000 Not sure.

00:25:53.000 I was thinking about grabbing Chinese food at around six.

00:25:55.000 I'm busy at six, and I don't really like Chinese food.

00:25:57.000 I'm sorry.

00:25:57.000 Maybe another time.

00:25:58.000 Okay, no worries.

00:26:00.000 Oof, Panda Express.

00:26:03.000 Oh, my God.

00:26:05.000 Did you see that?

00:26:07.000 She loves Chinese food.

00:26:09.000 Oh, fun stuff.

00:26:10.000 That's good.

00:26:11.000 Okay, let's get serious now.

00:26:13.000 I saw this interview with the guy who did a documentary I'd never heard of.

00:26:16.000 This is actually my friend died, Paul, and I got in touch with his brother when we were setting up for the funeral. 0.69

00:26:24.000 We did a Zoom funeral, which sucks. 1.00

00:26:26.000 This was months ago, by the way. 0.97

00:26:27.000 I don't need your crocodile tears.

00:26:29.000 And he'd been smoking a pack a day since we were teenagers.

00:26:32.000 This is the youth show.

00:26:35.000 Youth culture show.

00:26:38.000 And him and his brother and I are talking now.

00:26:41.000 And maybe it helps because I was so close with his brother when we were in high school that he's like talking to his dead brother.

00:26:46.000 Anyway, he's like 40.

00:26:48.000 And he sent me this thing.

00:26:51.000 So it's about a documentary called La Causa.

00:26:54.000 I think it's on Amazon Prime.

00:26:56.000 But if you watch this 20-minute interview, it's pretty much everything is there.

00:27:00.000 I watched it with my daughter and she goes, I don't need to see the movie now.

00:27:03.000 I feel like I've seen it.

00:27:04.000 But several Venezuelan prisons, I thought it was like, I'd heard rumors of one.

00:27:09.000 Several Venezuelan prisons are now so dangerous that cops can't go in there because the guys have their own guns.

00:27:18.000 And so all they do is guard the perimeter and shoot people who leave.

00:27:21.000 That's all they can do. 0.99

00:27:24.000 And Venezuela is such a shithole that the prisons are better than the streets.

00:27:31.000 So this guy's been filming for eight years and he breaks down the whole structure. 0.95

00:27:35.000 There's like different sects.

00:27:36.000 There's the church.

00:27:38.000 There's the thugs.

00:27:40.000 They have parties.

00:27:44.000 The inmates have overtaken many prisons in Venezuela.

00:27:47.000 They're armed with heavy weapons and grenades.

00:27:55.000 They'll be used to fight the cops.

00:27:59.000 Those are my orders.

00:27:59.000 They had to comply or they'd die too.

00:28:04.000 The prisons are governed by criminal gangs led by a pran or kingpin who strictly enforces the thug code by which all prisoners must abide or they will be shot in various body parts.

00:28:14.000 It's too dangerous for Venezuelan troops to enter, so they patrol the perimeter and train their rifles on any inmate who tries to leave.

00:28:23.000 If guards ever go inside, we can only go.

00:28:25.000 Those are the rules.

00:28:27.000 They have to respect our space or else.

00:28:28.000 The prisoners have formed functional, independent societies with open-air bazaars offering everything from Coca-Cola to cocaine.

00:28:35.000 Several days a week.

00:28:42.000 So you just leave your Coke out.

00:28:44.000 It's like two bucks each.

00:28:46.000 They welcome their girlfriends, wives, children, and extended families for visits, birthday parties, and even festivals.

00:28:58.000 La Causa, a new documentary from 29-year-old filmmaker Andreet's Figuerado Thompson, is a raw look at life inside what at the time of filming was the country's largest prison.

00:29:07.000 The film explores the structure of its self-organized society, where detectors and social radicals were treated harshly.

00:29:14.000 Monkeys and LGBT inmates were cast out and forced to live on the roof of a building. 1.00

00:29:19.000 Yeah, gays are on the roof. 1.00

00:29:20.000 At least they're not getting thrown from the roofs. 0.99

00:29:29.000 They're not coming out, they're coming there. 1.00

00:29:31.000 You must sit around in that jail and look up and see gays fucking on the roof. 1.00

00:29:34.000 Right, yeah, that's kind of weird. 1.00

00:29:39.000 So I haven't watched the documentary yet, but I couldn't figure out what they do with their sewage.

00:29:45.000 They say the evangelicals handle it.

00:29:47.000 They wear suits and they carry Bibles.

00:29:51.000 But I don't know.

00:29:54.000 The year after Figueroa Thompson began production on La Causa, Chavez declared his stepfather an enemy of the state, forcing his family to flee to the U.S. But he continued filming on return trips to Venezuela over the following eight years.

00:30:07.000 Senior year in high school was the first time I entered a prison.

00:30:10.000 The experience was always at gavinmcinnis.win, and you can enjoy that there.

00:30:18.000 Maybe just watch the documentary instead of watching the interview.

00:30:20.000 Depends what you have time for.

00:30:22.000 All right.

00:30:23.000 Do we have a Trump bumper?

00:30:25.000 A Trumper?

00:30:26.000 I don't think we have a Trump bumper.

00:30:29.000 That's why we got fired.

00:30:30.000 Use a great Trump bumper.

00:30:32.000 We're sticking with the entertainment news.

00:30:36.000 The guy Chris Pratt plays in Guardians of the Galaxy, of course you would know his name because you're two years old.

00:30:41.000 I don't know that name.

00:30:42.000 Star Lord or something?

00:30:44.000 I've never seen that movie.

00:30:45.000 Oh, is it too mature for you?

00:30:47.000 That one doesn't look interesting to me for some reason.

00:30:48.000 I heard it was great.

00:30:50.000 Yeah.

00:30:50.000 It's no toy story.

00:30:52.000 No, it's not.

00:30:54.000 So Chris Pratt has been vocal about...

00:30:56.000 What are you doing, by the way?

00:30:59.000 Ordering the bumpers.

00:31:00.000 We have new bumpers. 0.98

00:31:02.000 We have the F you Dad one, and then we have gay one. 1.00

00:31:06.000 Okay. 0.98

00:31:06.000 So just in case those come up. 0.98

00:31:07.000 Yeah, I would focus on what we're doing right now, actually.

00:31:11.000 Chris Pratt.

00:31:12.000 So that would be 1.5.

00:31:15.000 Waiting on a number.

00:31:19.000 Star-Lord is a polyamorous bisexual. 0.99

00:31:23.000 See, this is what goes on when you say, I don't hate Trump.

00:31:27.000 Not necessarily that you support Trump, but they're going to come after Matthew McConaughey.

00:31:31.000 The reason I'm banned is because I make Trump look cool and fun. 0.98

00:31:35.000 And Chris Pratt, all he did was say, I don't really like people shitting on Christians. 0.82

00:31:41.000 And I'm kind of proud of this country, and we need more jobs. 0.96

00:31:44.000 And, you know, basic blue-collar Christian values, you know, American values.

00:31:49.000 And to punish him, Marvel has made his character into a polyamorous bisexual. 0.84

00:31:55.000 Also in the punishing news, Lil Wayne is headed to prison.

00:32:01.000 I think Kanye got death threats.

00:32:03.000 I think that's why he pulled back a little bit on the Trump stuff. 0.86

00:32:07.000 But Lil Wayne is a felon. 1.00

00:32:08.000 He's not allowed to have guns, and he probably has guns, and he got ratted on.

00:32:14.000 There was probably a financial incentive set up by the DNC.

00:32:17.000 I just made up this theory right now, but I feel pretty good about it.

00:32:20.000 Click on the link.

00:32:24.000 Rapper Lil Wayne pleaded guilty on Friday in Miami Federal Court to illegally carrying a loaded handgun while traveling to Florida on a private plane. 0.99

00:32:30.000 Pretty stupid to do, dude. 0.99

00:32:33.000 He had the gun in his bag after securing a search warrant. 1.00

00:32:35.000 Officers looked in the bag containing Wayne's personality and found a gold plated Remington 1911.45-caliber handgun loaded with six rounds of ammunition.

00:32:42.000 He told investigators the handgun was a father's day gift according to a search warrant, blah, blah, blah.

00:32:46.000 So you'll notice a pattern here, folks. 0.96

00:32:48.000 When someone influential says something good about Trump, you'll notice they get arrested, they get their character fagified because we live in clown world where Trump derangement syndrome abounds. 0.94

00:33:03.000 For example, the president-elect17 has no problem putting up pictures of his dogs eating the president like some sort of voodoo ritual. 0.94

00:33:17.000 What's going on?

00:33:18.000 I don't follow that, so let me see.

00:33:20.000 We've had him a million times.

00:33:22.000 Dog.

00:33:26.000 All right, we're having a bit of trouble here with today's show.

00:33:31.000 Are you not logged into...

00:33:32.000 Why don't you just be logged into my account?

00:33:35.000 And what did you look up in Google just out of curiosity?

00:33:38.000 Biden dog Trump Chew Toy.

00:33:43.000 I think you could just do Biden Dog Trump and not be in Google images, but be in news.

00:33:50.000 This is Snoops.

00:33:54.000 Mostly false.

00:33:55.000 The photographs were authentic and showed his dogs playing with a Trump Chew Toy, but it was the president-elect's granddaughter who posted them and later deleted them.

00:34:05.000 Yeah.

00:34:05.000 Okay.

00:34:06.000 That's real false.

00:34:08.000 Also in the Trump news, is Trump pardoning WikiLeaks?

00:34:14.000 We don't know.

00:34:17.000 That was 1-8, obviously.

00:34:20.000 Is Trump pardoning Julian Assange?

00:34:21.000 It's funny because I'm reading this on Newsweek, which is radical alt-left garbage, but they hate Trump so much that they're searching for evidence that Trump's going to pardon him, which I'm also looking for. 0.98

00:34:33.000 So I like that we have you attack dogs going there looking for dirt because your dirt is my treasure. 1.00

00:34:39.000 So keep looking for those truffles, you pig. 0.99

00:34:43.000 However, it turned out not to be true. 0.93

00:34:46.000 The White House hasn't issued a statement, but some use it as a pattern, an opportunity to discuss the possibility.

00:34:53.000 I know Cassandra Fairbanks is going nuts on it. 0.99

00:34:56.000 I saw someone last night.

00:34:58.000 Proud Boys chats are the worst places to get news. 1.00

00:35:01.000 They show you shit that's like three years old and go, did anyone see this? 0.99

00:35:05.000 So they said that Julian Assange was dropping everything last night. 0.99

00:35:10.000 And then they put up a link.

00:35:11.000 But WikiLeaks has already dropped everything.

00:35:14.000 That's why he's in trouble.

00:35:17.000 So we'll see what happens with that.

00:35:18.000 That could be exciting.

00:35:20.000 We have actually have footage of China, how they deal with our information.

00:35:26.000 19.

00:35:42.000 That's China and America. 0.98

00:35:43.000 That's our relationship in a nutshell.

00:35:48.000 Well, that kind of brings us to Election Gate, doesn't it?

00:35:52.000 Yes.

00:35:54.000 So, look, this is not Tucker Carlson.

00:35:57.000 I'm totally confused by the news.

00:36:02.000 But let's see what the hell's going on here.

00:36:13.000 What is going on with these electoral colleges?

00:36:16.000 So first I hear that Georgia, Pennsylvania, Nevada, the electoral colleges went for Trump.

00:36:21.000 That's 2-2.

00:36:24.000 Right?

00:36:25.000 That's this chick, Cassandra Cassiewa's heels. 1.00

00:36:27.000 She's some Russian chick. 1.00

00:36:28.000 I've followed a lot of her stuff.

00:36:30.000 It's pretty reliable.

00:36:32.000 They cast their electoral college votes for Trump and Vice President Pence.

00:36:35.000 These contested states now have two sets of electors.

00:36:39.000 All right, that sounds good.

00:36:41.000 But then I see the fact checkers say, no, it's not true.

00:36:46.000 Now, Lead Stories is run by a CNN guy.

00:36:49.000 So we can't even believe the fact checkers.

00:36:52.000 But they say, no, it's not true.

00:36:54.000 Joe Biden got all of the Electoral College votes in those three states, a result of the Biden-Harris ticket winning the majority of the certified votes there.

00:37:01.000 Electors gathered at state capitals around the United States on Monday, December 14th, to cast their votes.

00:37:06.000 There were no faithless electors in the process, which means each elector voted along the lines of the state's popular vote.

00:37:14.000 Okay, roller coaster ride. 0.99

00:37:15.000 Now that sounds like it's bullshit. 0.99

00:37:17.000 But then you go to 2-4 and you see this strange thing. 0.94

00:37:22.000 They are going to be giving a press conference here very soon and making a major announcement.

00:37:27.000 We will hear from the GOP chairman as he makes his way over here.

00:37:33.000 People behind us right now setting up on the table some of the papers that they're going to talk about and some of the points they're going to make.

00:37:40.000 I assume this will be a very interesting day as people across the country cast their electoral votes for president of the United States and work in fear.

00:37:56.000 Mr. Chairman, as Secretary, I can report that six electors are present and we have no vacancies at this time to fill.

00:38:03.000 Thank you very much.

00:38:07.000 Voting for the President of the United States.

00:38:10.000 Electors, you will find in your packet six ballots.

00:38:14.000 The battery presidential elector, official ballot for President of the United States.

00:38:19.000 You should write in your choice for President of the United States, and then you should sign your name where indicated on the ballot.

00:38:27.000 Do that six times, and then we will turn those in to the secretary.

00:38:33.000 Okay, jump ahead.

00:38:34.000 Thank you very much, Mr. Kay.

00:38:36.000 Before we adjourn, I would like, it's only fitting, Jesse Loff, you sing the national anthem just before we leave.

00:38:42.000 All right, so whatever.

00:38:44.000 I sent you another one now.

00:38:45.000 Can you folks at home do the research?

00:38:47.000 I'm too lazy.

00:38:47.000 I'm too busy watching Perez-Hill.

00:38:49.000 No, it's in a second email.

00:38:53.000 It says electoral something.

00:38:55.000 And now what's this?

00:38:57.000 This also looks weird.

00:39:00.000 Let me see the title.

00:39:02.000 Michigan GOP attempts to enter the Electoral College and just put it up, dude.

00:39:07.000 Michigan GOP attempts to enter the Electoral College meeting and is blocked by the state police.

00:39:12.000 Huh? 0.99

00:39:54.000 What the fuck is going on? 0.99

00:39:56.000 Why would that cut off right there? 0.99

00:39:57.000 I don't know.

00:39:59.000 Well, we said yesterday was supposed to be a big day.

00:40:01.000 I can't tell if it was a big day or not.

00:40:03.000 I don't know what's going on.

00:40:04.000 Did they go pro-Trump?

00:40:05.000 Did they not go pro-Trump?

00:40:06.000 Were they real?

00:40:07.000 What's happening to me? 0.99

00:40:09.000 Ali says the shit really did hit the fan, and he says his prediction came true. 1.00

00:40:13.000 That's 2.5. 1.00

00:40:14.000 Okay.

00:40:15.000 So he said, going to be a wild next 48 hours.

00:40:17.000 That was December 14th, which was what, Sunday?

00:40:20.000 22 hours later, I think this tweet aged well.

00:40:22.000 What do you think?

00:40:23.000 Major internet sites went down.

00:40:25.000 Governor Hack.

00:40:26.000 Trump electors bar out.

00:40:28.000 Oh, that's true.

00:40:28.000 We forgot to mention that.

00:40:30.000 STS presser tomorrow at 1 p.m.

00:40:33.000 They delayed the presser.

00:40:34.000 Go because they had a White House thing.

00:40:37.000 You know, you're not going to believe what happened to me today.

00:40:40.000 I got punched in the chin.

00:40:41.000 He was going for my chest, and I guess I had my head up.

00:40:43.000 I got rattled in the chin.

00:40:44.000 I can't chew.

00:40:45.000 I thought he broke my jaw, but apparently you're not able to do this if your jaw is broken.

00:40:50.000 But guess what it did?

00:40:51.000 Besides intense pain right here, every time I clench, I got a weird thing up in my nose.

00:40:57.000 And then I started sneezing all day.

00:40:59.000 I've been blowing my nose and sneezing like I had a cold.

00:41:01.000 I don't have a cold.

00:41:02.000 And then I talked to this trainer chick because I did her podcast. 1.00

00:41:05.000 What's it called?

00:41:06.000 Not your podcast or something with Maria Markham.

00:41:09.000 I don't even know.

00:41:11.000 And I'll put it up on parlor when it comes out.

00:41:14.000 But she goes, yeah, those are all linked.

00:41:16.000 There's that TMD thing you get when you clench your teeth too much.

00:41:20.000 Usually people on Adderall or Coke get it.

00:41:22.000 And it links to your sinuses.

00:41:24.000 So something about smashing in the chin fucks up your sinuses.

00:41:27.000 Isn't that weird?

00:41:29.000 Anyway, that's why I'm getting all weird with my nose.

00:41:31.000 And I feel like I have a cold, but it's not.

00:41:34.000 I had a cold punched into my face.

00:41:37.000 What if I were to say, I want to be a toad?

00:41:43.000 Say frog.

00:41:44.000 You can't say toad.

00:41:46.000 I don't mean, I mean both you're not able to say it and also I don't permit you to say toad.

00:41:52.000 Three pop filters for him saying that.

00:41:53.000 On those t-shirts you made, we should have spelled it T-D-T.

00:41:57.000 Toad.

00:41:58.000 Toad.

00:41:59.000 You take your tongue. 0.99

00:42:00.000 I feel like I'm a toad. 0.96

00:42:01.000 You put your tongue on the roof of your mouth like this. 0.89

00:42:04.000 It's curled inwards. 0.92

00:42:05.000 Toad.

00:42:06.000 Toad.

00:42:07.000 And then you flap it out.

00:42:08.000 Toad.

00:42:09.000 Toad.

00:42:09.000 Like a slingshot.

00:42:10.000 Toad.

00:42:11.000 I love the toad. 0.78

00:42:12.000 I feel like I'm a toad.

00:42:13.000 I love the guy.

00:42:15.000 I would love to go on a cruise with him and his lovely wife.

00:42:19.000 But I think he says one word funny, okay?

00:42:21.000 Leave me alone.

00:42:22.000 But go to Ali's Twitter.

00:42:23.000 Let's see what this press conference was.

00:42:27.000 Because he said a major announcement at one, and then they delayed it.

00:42:30.000 1 p.m.

00:42:30.000 Coalition Leaders will hold a press conference.

00:42:33.000 Okay, it's past one.

00:42:35.000 Is that it?

00:42:35.000 That's his most recent tweet?

00:42:36.000 Yeah, let's see his periscope.

00:42:39.000 Okay.

00:42:39.000 That might be something like crazy.

00:42:41.000 Problem with the periscope and all these live streams is it's like three hours you have to parse through.

00:42:47.000 True.

00:42:48.000 I mean, how many times have we been told that tomorrow's the day? 0.99

00:42:54.000 There's more shit going on with me and this site than has been going on with Trump. 0.99

00:43:01.000 That's not true. 0.99

00:43:02.000 What am I talking about?

00:43:03.000 You know what I mean?

00:43:04.000 When we say something big is happening, it's big.

00:43:06.000 What's going on?

00:43:07.000 What do we got?

00:43:08.000 Ali Scopes.

00:43:10.000 13 days ago, three months ago.

00:43:12.000 I mean, this is kind of all over the place.

00:43:13.000 I don't know.

00:43:14.000 It's not chronological?

00:43:16.000 No, this one's six days ago.

00:43:18.000 Well, Ryan, that's irrelevant.

00:43:19.000 We don't care about six days ago.

00:43:21.000 Oh, wait, 22 hours ago.

00:43:22.000 Okay, well, he didn't stream the press conference then.

00:43:27.000 Weird.

00:43:28.000 How many hours ago was that?

00:43:30.000 That was 22 hours ago.

00:43:32.000 Well, go back to his Twitter.

00:43:34.000 Sorry about this, folks.

00:43:35.000 We're experiencing technical difficulties.

00:43:38.000 And look at the thing that says that...

00:43:40.000 Go back to his Twitter.

00:43:41.000 Look at the thing that says we're going to live stream.

00:43:44.000 Right?

00:43:46.000 Yeah, that's got to have a... 1.00

00:43:47.000 Visit stopthesteel.us, you fucking retard. 1.00

00:43:50.000 No, not the picture. 1.00

00:43:52.000 Click the link that's in the tweet.

00:43:54.000 Okay, I was typing in the URL.com.us.

00:43:59.000 That's why you should click the link.

00:44:08.000 It's an hour ago.

00:44:09.000 Trump has not only been the absolutely illusion hoax.

00:44:16.000 So now we have Trump electors right here.

00:44:19.000 So now it is real.

00:44:21.000 What is this, Israel?

00:44:33.000 I'd like to thank everybody for coming and our streaming partners to stream to our state delegations.

00:44:38.000 My name is Ollie Alexander.

00:44:40.000 I am the director of Stop the Steal.

00:44:42.000 We are the protest movement that you see in all 50 states on Saturday at noon at the state capitals.

00:44:48.000 We've also been in seven contested states, which has now become six after we won North Carolina.

00:44:54.000 And we're responsible for bringing hundreds of thousands of Patriots, Trump supporters, to Washington, D.C. now twice.

00:45:01.000 And we will continue to do that to show that we are the majority.

00:45:05.000 In fact, I am joined by Ed Martin.

00:45:08.000 He is the president of Phil Shafley's Eagles Forum.

00:45:11.000 I am also joined by Alexander Bruschowitz, who is the CEO of X Strategies and one of the founding members of the Committee on the Programme.

00:45:20.000 I'm joined by three random, powerful conservatives.

00:45:24.000 Okay.

00:45:25.000 I guess tomorrow we'll have the full story on what's really going on.

00:45:29.000 I only have one Proud Boy story, maybe two, but we should play the bumper anyway.

00:45:36.000 Start fights, finish them.

00:45:47.000 Stand back and stand by.

00:45:50.000 I think I knew everyone in that video.

00:45:53.000 Amy Siskind wants Biden to investigate the group.

00:45:57.000 I went through her Twitter recently because Milo taught me a trick.

00:46:03.000 You go like from colon, the Twitter name, and then the subject, and they show you every time the person's talked about that subject. 0.93

00:46:10.000 So I put in Proud Boys, and it was just like racist, white nationalists, Nazi, Nazi, violent, domestic terrorism, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:46:15.000 And then I put in Antifa, and it was all like, they don't exist. 0.91

00:46:18.000 It's not a thing.

00:46:19.000 It's just an idea.

00:46:20.000 One picture was Antifa beating the shit out of someone. 0.97

00:46:23.000 And she wrote, you're not helping, Antifa. 0.98

00:46:25.000 That was it.

00:46:27.000 That's the problem with the entire left.

00:46:28.000 They have this myopic obsession with one side being bad and totally ignore the other side being bad.

00:46:34.000 I will build a great, great wall.

00:46:37.000 Well, you ran out of time, Don.

00:46:40.000 So show the one where she said we should be investigated.

00:46:42.000 When Biden appoints a new FBI director here, she should open an investigation of the Proud Boys and their activities and whether they should be classified as a domestic terrorism group.

00:46:48.000 This woman wanted to come to my house, by the way, and have a vigil after the synagogue shooting. 1.00

00:46:52.000 Thank you for that, my dear.

00:46:54.000 My family went to her house and told her that's not going to happen.

00:46:57.000 But I don't think that's that unlikely.

00:47:02.000 I think it's quite possible that Biden does investigate the group and I go to jail and members go to jail and if we get arrested at a meetup, the New York City meetups are done because they threw everyone in jail.

00:47:15.000 They made them illegal.

00:47:18.000 And for what?

00:47:21.000 Well, she also put up a tweet recently.

00:47:22.000 Check this one out.

00:47:23.000 Do we start burning down the suburbs now or wait until January 20th?

00:47:27.000 She lives in Mamaranak in a $2.7 million mansion that she got after she destroyed her husband's life, raked him over the coals during the divorce, and got everything. 1.00

00:47:38.000 Then she demolished the house and rebuilt it into a $2.7 million mansion.

00:47:43.000 It was a normal little, I don't know, $800,000 house, but she destroyed it and built anew with his money.

00:47:52.000 Wow.

00:47:52.000 And now she wants the whole country to get divorced.

00:47:54.000 She put up, remember that tweet we showed you where she talked about Jesus Land?

00:47:57.000 Let's divide North America in half.

00:47:59.000 We'll be Canada and they can have the South. 1.00

00:48:02.000 Jesus Land. 1.00

00:48:03.000 What a bitch. 1.00

00:48:04.000 Anyway, this is a funny story. 0.99

00:48:06.000 Oh yeah, sorry, I didn't talk about the tweet.

00:48:08.000 She said, I want to burn the suburbs down. 0.95

00:48:11.000 Like, that's kind of perfect.

00:48:13.000 That's t-shirt levels. 0.90

00:48:14.000 I want to burn the suburbs down.

00:48:17.000 You're in the suburbs, my dear. 0.99

00:48:19.000 You want to burn your house down, and that's what they want to do.

00:48:22.000 The radical left wants to destroy their own country.

00:48:24.000 No borders, no wall, no USA at all. 0.97

00:48:26.000 Burn the suburbs down.

00:48:27.000 Start with your own house.

00:48:29.000 Tax the rich.

00:48:30.000 You are the rich.

00:48:32.000 Donate money to the government.

00:48:34.000 Go ahead.

00:48:34.000 There's an option for that.

00:48:39.000 And it's not her money.

00:48:40.000 It's her husband's money that she basically stole, as far as I'm concerned. 0.99

00:48:44.000 If you're a lesbian, you get pregnant, and then you dump your husband and take all his money. 1.00

00:48:49.000 Is that not theft? 1.00

00:48:52.000 Burn down the suburbs.

00:48:54.000 Please start with your own house, and please be inside.

00:48:59.000 Okay, this story is my favorite.

00:49:00.000 It's my only real story for this Browd Boy segment.

00:49:03.000 But you may have remembered some of the guys who are wearing kilts on Saturday, these black and yellow kilts.

00:49:09.000 So this LGBTQ company are pissed. 1.00

00:49:13.000 Look at this guy.

00:49:14.000 Look at his look.

00:49:15.000 Look at his weird tattoos, too.

00:49:17.000 Let me see his arm. 1.00

00:49:18.000 What the fuck have you done? 1.00

00:49:20.000 It disgusted me. 1.00

00:49:21.000 Here, let me see what he's saying. 0.91

00:49:23.000 Disgusted to see members of Proud Boys, a fascist terrorist organization wearing our products.

00:49:28.000 The Virginia-based band tweeted.

00:49:30.000 They've since donated money to the, what is it called again?

00:49:33.000 The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People.

00:49:36.000 So they donated $1,000 to the NAACP.

00:49:40.000 Okay, good.

00:49:41.000 So I've realized now, zoom out a bit, Ryan.

00:49:44.000 We're way too close on it.

00:49:45.000 I want to see the.

00:49:49.000 This is how we can do fundraising now for charities.

00:49:52.000 It's like Al Sharpton, the shakedown, right?

00:49:54.000 He says, I'm going to call you racist unless you donate to my ACT UP organization or whatever the hell it's called.

00:50:00.000 We can say, we're going to wear your clothes unless you donate money to then AACP or other nonprofits.

00:50:08.000 So it works out great. 0.58

00:50:10.000 It's sort of like when they tried to steal the hashtag and said, proud boys are gays.

00:50:15.000 We're like, okay, fine. 0.99

00:50:16.000 Let's fag it up. 0.99

00:50:20.000 Just to spite you, I'm going to donate some money to the charity. 0.90

00:50:24.000 Thank you.

00:50:24.000 That's mighty Christian of you.

00:50:26.000 Okay, we have one last thing, a fun surprise for you.

00:50:29.000 I saw this that the Grinch is a musical now, and it was on normal TV, and it's very, very cringe.

00:50:40.000 Let's have a look at it now, shall we?

00:50:48.000 Like you, I hate musicals.

00:50:51.000 The Rocky Horror Picture Show is good.

00:50:53.000 It's the only one that's ever been tolerable. 0.96

00:50:57.000 It's not like it's the best one and the others are shitty. 0.99

00:50:59.000 It's good and everything else is fucking garbage and it makes sense. 0.98

00:51:03.000 How are you going to write a bunch of songs that all go with your story and work? 0.98

00:51:09.000 Like, it's obviously not going to happen.

00:51:11.000 You're not going to have a hit record that relates a story at the same time.

00:51:16.000 So I hate that.

00:51:17.000 I hate how awkward it is.

00:51:18.000 I hate the lack of exposition.

00:51:20.000 You know, when I'm watching a story, I want this, oh, this guy's over here.

00:51:23.000 And even when there's like scene setting stuff, like he's walking through the prairies, you get the idea that like this guy is a cowboy and he lives alone and blah.

00:51:32.000 And you get that. 0.96

00:51:32.000 You know, there's a lot of information in every story, except fucking musicals, because they're singing what they're saying. 0.96

00:51:39.000 And as my dad said about poems, why wouldn't you just say that is a thing? 0.83

00:51:44.000 Why would you meander around back and forth to get to the point?

00:51:47.000 Just tell me that's a thing.

00:51:50.000 Anyway, that's one thing.

00:51:52.000 On top of that is there's certain characters, they're usually for kids, they're exaggerated, and they're okay in books.

00:51:59.000 They're even okay in cartoons, and they're okay in some over-the-top movies.

00:52:04.000 But when they're in a musical, I don't know, man.

00:52:07.000 It becomes like the Shrek musical, which I believe Ryan likes. 0.99

00:52:11.000 It makes my fucking skin crawl. 0.99

00:52:14.000 And this was just on NBC Prime Time, and it's even worse. 1.00

00:52:18.000 Check it out.

00:52:20.000 What did you say?

00:52:24.000 It's a wonder I didn't just run away. 1.00

00:52:31.000 Does he fuck her? 1.00

00:52:33.000 Has my hearing gone weird, or my head may be broken, but it seems to be a musician. 1.00

00:52:39.000 What's in his face that you may have?

00:52:41.000 Wait, stop.

00:52:42.000 Look at that.

00:52:44.000 They've made him kind of hot.

00:52:47.000 He's like an e-boy Grinch. 0.58

00:52:50.000 And his eyebrows are super long, but he's got these sexy sideburns.

00:52:54.000 Like, who's that comedian?

00:52:56.000 Who's the Boston guy with the fireman who swears all the time?

00:53:00.000 He's got a Dennis Leary kind of Grinch vibe.

00:53:03.000 Ugh.

00:53:08.000 Spoken.

00:53:11.000 I just meant that I'm feeling a lot less...

00:53:14.000 Lessless.

00:53:16.000 Isn't this kind of sexual?

00:53:19.000 When you anthropomorphize them, it becomes a sexual thing.

00:53:25.000 Ignore me, sir. 0.73

00:53:26.000 It's a sickness.

00:53:28.000 I hate Christmas, the whole frolicsome season.

00:53:34.000 And I'm sure you must have.

00:53:35.000 Have you noticed, by the way, when you're watching musicals and it's dialogue like this, you're like, good, keep going.

00:53:40.000 Please don't break into a song. 0.99

00:53:42.000 It's the same with gay porn. 1.00

00:53:43.000 If you ever watch a movie that's a movie, but it has gay porn in it and you're like, please don't fuck, please don't fuck. 1.00

00:53:48.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, he's unzipping his pants. 1.00

00:53:50.000 No.

00:53:51.000 Good reason.

00:53:52.000 I despise Christmas Eve and I loathe Christmas Day.

00:53:57.000 I poo-poo them in every possible way.

00:54:00.000 I abhor Christmas trees and I scorn every wreath. 0.77

00:54:05.000 And I hate all the who's down in whoville. 0.98

00:54:10.000 Has this been transcribed from the book, word for word?

00:54:14.000 Oh, look at his face.

00:54:15.000 I'm going to have nightmares now.

00:54:18.000 At home.

00:54:19.000 Look at you.

00:54:21.000 Look at you.

00:54:22.000 What is your job?

00:54:24.000 You're in musicals, dude.

00:54:26.000 You went to NYU.

00:54:28.000 You were in the Jersey Boys.

00:54:30.000 I looked him up before this because I thought I recognized him, but I don't.

00:54:33.000 Your job is to be in musicals? 1.00

00:54:35.000 I mean, I guess you're gay, and that's fun, but shit. 1.00

00:54:40.000 His poor father. 1.00

00:54:44.000 We're not here to enjoy ourselves.

00:54:49.000 The paint's drying in your face. 1.00

00:54:54.000 Gays are too sexual to be in plays. 1.00

00:55:00.000 Wait, is that it? 1.00

00:55:02.000 Show me another clip.

00:55:05.000 I'm deeply disturbed by this play.

00:55:08.000 I thank God I didn't see it.

00:55:09.000 Not that I watch TV.

00:55:10.000 Who watches TV?

00:55:12.000 Like, who sits down and says, oh, the Grinch musical is on?

00:55:15.000 Come sit down, kids.

00:55:16.000 We used to do that with Charlie Brown Christmas special.

00:55:20.000 I'm talking about tuning into NBC and watching a show, like a Law and Order show you don't DVR.

00:55:25.000 Does anyone do that anymore?

00:55:26.000 Ryan, there should be another YouTube that just comes up because it's related, right?

00:55:30.000 Isn't that how it works?

00:55:36.000 Just, I found about 10 when I, even when I was watching it, they were coming up.

00:55:42.000 I want to hear one of their songs.

00:55:50.000 What did he just do with his legs?

00:55:51.000 Go back.

00:55:52.000 What was that?

00:55:53.000 That weird Fonzarelli thing.

00:55:59.000 Oh, wait, I have to see it again.

00:56:01.000 I can't look away.

00:56:10.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:56:10.000 People who get fucked up the ass, they act weird. 1.00

00:56:17.000 Why do I want to keep watching it? 1.00

00:56:19.000 It's sort of like you ever go to the bathroom in a public place and it reeks.

00:56:22.000 And instead of like not breathing, you breathe more.

00:56:24.000 You're like, oh my God. 0.99

00:56:26.000 Oh, it fucking reeks. 1.00

00:56:28.000 And you just keep inhaling the disgustingness. 1.00

00:56:31.000 And you're like, why am I punishing myself?

00:56:35.000 I hate it.

00:56:36.000 All the whos don't ask me for the reason. 1.00

00:56:39.000 It could be the heart is so full of mirth.

00:56:43.000 It could be the problem goes back to my birth.

00:56:47.000 Maybe peace on earth and goodwill dismiss me.

00:56:50.000 This is really what the Grinch is like, right?

00:56:52.000 He's more cartoony. 0.96

00:56:54.000 He's not so sexual.

00:57:01.000 Let me be quite plain.

00:57:02.000 I wish it wasn't screaming.

00:57:05.000 Christmas Eve.

00:57:07.000 Christmas Eve. 0.98

00:57:16.000 It can be your head's not screwed. 0.98

00:57:18.000 Just right. 0.87

00:57:20.000 So high school.

00:57:22.000 How about the song? 1.00

00:57:22.000 Like, if you close your eyes and listen to the song, you'd go, what the fuck am I listening to? 1.00

00:57:26.000 That's what I hate about musicals. 0.99

00:57:28.000 They're only there to further the plot.

00:57:30.000 And the songs themselves don't stand up to any kind of musical analysis.

00:57:35.000 They're just singing words.

00:57:40.000 Oh, good.

00:57:40.000 It's over.

00:57:43.000 See, they had to hire a woman for affirmative action, and they made a whole weird sexual thing, but then he's gay. 0.94

00:57:49.000 Where's your friend? 0.77

00:57:50.000 Oh, what happened to you? 0.99

00:57:54.000 Whoa, that sucks. 0.99

00:58:06.000 Bring a plastic cup or a mug from home tonight. 0.98

00:58:09.000 Willie brought in homemade moonshine jungle rum from Puerto Rico.

00:58:14.000 Puerto Rico.

00:58:16.000 Have you guys ever had moonshine?

00:58:17.000 Yes. 1.00

00:58:18.000 You get fucking annihilated. 1.00

00:58:20.000 I'm not driving home on moonshine. 1.00

00:58:24.000 Bad idea, guys.

00:58:26.000 Bad idea.

00:58:28.000 You have a Shrek musical.

00:58:30.000 It was exactly as bad.

00:58:32.000 I think it's worse.

00:58:33.000 I think it's worse.

00:58:34.000 You're right.

00:58:34.000 Because it's a high school one?

00:58:36.000 Well, there's infinite ones, right?

00:58:38.000 Yes.

00:58:38.000 And they do a bad Scottish accent, and that face, when it's not a cartoon, annoying enough as a cartoon, but when it's in a play.

00:58:50.000 Oh, God.

00:58:52.000 Oh, my!

00:59:00.000 Any chance of this kid getting laid is decimated. 1.00

00:59:04.000 He's gay. 1.00

00:59:05.000 Oh. 0.99

00:59:06.000 So he probably did this one.

00:59:07.000 He's probably doing better. 0.88

00:59:11.000 And then the donkey's usually expert cringe.

00:59:13.000 Everyone likes parfaits.

00:59:15.000 When's the last time you asked someone, hey, let's go get some parfaits?

00:59:18.000 And they said, hell no, I don't like no puffs.

00:59:21.000 Parfaits are delicious.

00:59:23.000 Are they doing this? 0.98

00:59:25.000 If they're not gay? 0.97

00:59:27.000 No. 0.98

00:59:34.000 This is the cringiest player.

00:59:41.000 What are you watching right now?

00:59:43.000 Why are they doing that with the thief?

00:59:44.000 Because he's supposed to be Lard Farquad, a little tiny man. 1.00

00:59:50.000 Is there some child up his ass? 1.00

00:59:53.000 That's not right. 1.00

00:59:55.000 Okay, that's enough.

00:59:56.000 Yeah.

00:59:59.000 Alright, we're done all our hard work.

01:00:01.000 I think we're ready for the mailb.

01:00:18.000 Let me touch it.

01:00:20.000 Uh-oh.

01:00:22.000 You're not going to believe this.

01:00:24.000 My application is not responding.

01:00:27.000 So you're going to have to read the first letter.

01:00:30.000 Okay.

01:00:31.000 Falling down movie.

01:00:33.000 Somebody says.

01:00:34.000 Someone's going to tell me to check out the falling down movie.

01:00:36.000 Oh, I hope not.

01:00:38.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

01:00:41.000 Hey, Gav and Duke Radinand.

01:00:45.000 I don't know if you remember the movie from the 90s Falling Down with Michael Douglas.

01:00:50.000 I thought this was a joke, but they are asking if you've seen it.

01:00:53.000 It's about a middle-aged white guy who goes on a rampage after getting fed up with life.

01:00:57.000 Wow.

01:00:58.000 Stresses and all the BS he deals with.

01:01:01.000 I feel like it's one of those examples that you talk about where both the left and the right see the same thing and have completely different interpretations. 0.99

01:01:08.000 We would look at it and say, understandable, everyone is shitting on this guy. 0.94

01:01:11.000 I'd probably do some of that. 1.00

01:01:12.000 Shut up, Brian. 0.99

01:01:13.000 Jesus Christ, dude. 0.99

01:01:14.000 I dressed like the character in Falling Down on Joe Rogan's podcast that had 5 million views.

01:01:20.000 I also dressed in that uniform, including the Samsonite briefcase I got on eBay, for several years.

01:01:28.000 I'm going to email him back.

01:01:30.000 248, here's a clip that you might want to see.

01:01:32.000 Are you completely hardy? 1.00

01:01:36.000 Look at this shit. 1.00

01:01:41.000 What is this doing in there? 1.00

01:01:44.000 Faggot shit. 1.00

01:01:46.000 No! 1.00

01:01:48.000 You want freedom, huh?

01:01:51.000 I guess that was a drop.

01:01:53.000 I've never seen that, so I don't want to spoil it for you.

01:01:57.000 Hey, Gavin, Rygai, USN vet from Los Angeles here, big fan of the show.

01:02:00.000 Check out this intro my husband created for y'all's Biden news segment.

01:02:04.000 Tell me what y'all think.

01:02:06.000 I would really like to see it played on the show, y'all.

01:02:28.000 Pretty good.

01:02:28.000 I like it.

01:02:29.000 A lot of fun.

01:02:32.000 Let me jump ahead here, Ryan.

01:02:34.000 This is from Daniel, 9.11 a.m.

01:02:38.000 A. Gavin and Ryanes.

01:02:40.000 I have been raising money for Max and John and have raised over $1,000.

01:02:44.000 I'll take my pat on the back.

01:02:45.000 Thank you.

01:02:46.000 And why raise money for anyone if you're not getting accolades?

01:02:50.000 I have $700 in Cash App and want to buy some doodles.

01:02:52.000 I daily one for me and one for my chapter.

01:02:54.000 When will they restock?

01:02:55.000 They're all sold out.

01:02:56.000 I also mailed a letter off to John just to let him know people haven't forgotten about them.

01:02:59.000 If they're not going to be restocked soon, I'll just donate directly. 0.99

01:03:02.000 I want to fuck you with my heels on. 1.00

01:03:03.000 So the new auction is up. 0.99

01:03:05.000 You can always go to censor.tv and click on doodle auction.

01:03:10.000 The bidding starts tomorrow.

01:03:12.000 And there's some stinkers in there, like my Danny Presti.

01:03:16.000 See, the ones I do here, I'm drunk.

01:03:18.000 So the drawing is not great.

01:03:20.000 But the ones I do at home are super fancy, like that guy getting hanged and the SPLC thing.

01:03:29.000 And then John really did a great job.

01:03:31.000 Go down to John's.

01:03:33.000 He's got Amy Corey Barrett.

01:03:36.000 He's got Ronald Reagan in a Prowboy shirt.

01:03:40.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

01:03:42.000 What is with you today?

01:03:45.000 Go to all of them and then jump to the John's.

01:03:48.000 Where's the all button?

01:03:51.000 Home?

01:03:56.000 Yeah, look at the Reagan one. 1.00

01:03:57.000 Damn. 0.99

01:03:59.000 His rhino that he had in the last auction sold for $700. 1.00

01:04:05.000 Pretty cool.

01:04:06.000 And he's got Sidney Powell with all these emojis around her. 1.00

01:04:10.000 He's getting really good at likenesses, too.

01:04:11.000 Like, the Sydney Powell really looks like Sidney Powell.

01:04:15.000 Oh, and just minor detail, the color ones that John does are 9x12, so they're a little bigger than your average Joe.

01:04:25.000 I had to buy special envelopes for those.

01:04:27.000 That's a okay.

01:04:30.000 So that answers your question.

01:04:36.000 Hey guys, I wanted to clue you in on one of my all-time favorite cops clip. 0.99

01:04:40.000 It starts at 30 seconds in when the guy shows up, this nigga's assholes naked in the middle of the street. 1.00

01:04:45.000 Wait, didn't we make that a drop? 1.00

01:04:47.000 Yes, we did.

01:04:48.000 Guys, can you watch the show, please?

01:04:51.000 Before you tell us about things? 1.00

01:04:53.000 This nigga's assholes! 1.00

01:04:56.000 That's a video drop of ours. 1.00

01:04:58.000 We don't show it very often, but still, I mean, come on.

01:05:00.000 What do you not watch part of the show?

01:05:04.000 Come on, do it. 0.77

01:05:05.000 Let's fire all politicians. 1.00

01:05:07.000 The Constitution needs a reset button.

01:05:08.000 Well, like Steve Bennon said, did you think they were going to give it up without a fight?

01:05:12.000 They sure didn't.

01:05:14.000 The only requirement to hold off is that you've never held political office before.

01:05:18.000 Anyway, suggestions, please.

01:05:19.000 Need a 10-second rewind button on the videos.

01:05:21.000 Yeah, I've heard a lot of people say that. 1.00

01:05:23.000 Fuck Ryan. 1.00

01:05:23.000 I employ eight people, and so many times I'm on myself now. 1.00

01:05:26.000 Fuck Ryan when shit gets fucked up. 1.00

01:05:28.000 By the way, it's never their fault. 1.00

01:05:30.000 I did not know Gavin was in Animal House.

01:05:38.000 Shot 12 times in 2017 after tracking down drug cartel.

01:05:44.000 Linda, we covered that on the show.

01:05:47.000 So we're almost at 100%.

01:05:51.000 I can't access this picture, so I'm going to go in the email and I'm going to hide all the information.

01:05:57.000 We never saw the lady, though.

01:05:59.000 Okay.

01:06:00.000 I mean, I figured that's what she looked like. 0.98

01:06:02.000 Yeah, we do.

01:06:03.000 She's Mexican. 1.00

01:06:05.000 Give or take.

01:06:06.000 Old.

01:06:09.000 Jennifer. 0.98

01:06:10.000 Hey, guys, could you please put these women in order from ugly to ugliest? 1.00

01:06:14.000 Oh, and guess what? 0.99

01:06:14.000 Tarana Burke's daughter is actually a smoke show. 0.99

01:06:17.000 What?

01:06:19.000 Hey, let's Google that. 0.98

01:06:20.000 She came out as a binary retard, though, so she's undeserving of love. 1.00

01:06:24.000 Now, look at the pic in the bottom right. 0.98

01:06:25.000 You can tell she's thinking, my, that's a big nose.

01:06:29.000 Have fun.

01:06:30.000 Want to make love to you like a pool boy.

01:06:33.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:06:35.000 What the hell? 0.96

01:06:36.000 Look at Toronto Burke's daughter. 0.98

01:06:39.000 What happened there?

01:06:42.000 I mean, the girl looks like she's like an 8, 7.5, and Toronto Burke's a 1. 0.96

01:06:49.000 So that means Toronto Burke's father must be a 16.

01:06:56.000 That's amazing.

01:06:57.000 I've never seen that before.

01:06:59.000 That's a first in my entire life.

01:07:01.000 Maybe she's adopted?

01:07:03.000 Yeah, that makes a lot more sense than a male 14.

01:07:06.000 All right, let's go through these, shall we?

01:07:10.000 Sandra Bernhardt in the top.

01:07:13.000 She is a six.

01:07:18.000 I believe the other one's called Sandra O, and she is a 5.2. 0.99

01:07:26.000 The super chin there on Bruce Willis's daughter, this might be an old picture of her because she's kind of filling it in, I saw recently. 0.96

01:07:34.000 But as far as that picture goes, she looks like a bad drawing. 0.97

01:07:39.000 So I'm going to go with the...

01:07:42.000 But she's pretty. 1.00

01:07:43.000 Like the very, the eyes and the nose and the mouth are pretty.

01:07:46.000 It's just where someone stuck them, like Mr. Potato Head.

01:07:49.000 So that's kind of a tough one.

01:07:51.000 I'm going to go with a 6.7.

01:07:54.000 Toronto Brooke is a 1.

01:07:55.000 Tori Spelling is a...

01:07:58.000 That's a pretty bad picture of her. 0.99

01:07:59.000 And she's had tons of plastic surgery because she had ugly parents. 1.00

01:08:03.000 I'm going to give her a... 0.97

01:08:05.000 What do you think, Rye Guy?

01:08:06.000 Maybe a 4?

01:08:08.000 Yeah, that feels about right.

01:08:09.000 4.

01:08:11.000 And then what's her name from Show Me the Money?

01:08:13.000 Renee Zellwiger.

01:08:14.000 Renee Zellwiger.

01:08:16.000 Wow, she looks bad without makeup. 1.00

01:08:19.000 Let's give her a... 1.00

01:08:20.000 I mean, this is her at her very worst, right?

01:08:24.000 5.8. 0.99

01:08:26.000 The chick from Roseanne, the hideous old haggard lesbian, is a 3.4. 1.00

01:08:37.000 What's her name, the bitch with the red hair? 1.00

01:08:40.000 What's her name again? 1.00

01:08:40.000 Kathy Griffith. 1.00

01:08:41.000 Kathy Griffith.

01:08:42.000 What's on her nose?

01:08:46.000 Oh, it's just like weird white shiny.

01:08:49.000 Shine.

01:08:50.000 She got the shine.

01:08:52.000 It's like some...

01:08:52.000 No, I don't think it's shine.

01:08:53.000 It's like some sort of powder.

01:08:55.000 Some poor makeup guy spent like three hours just trying to make something out of that.

01:09:01.000 And he failed.

01:09:03.000 And then Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

01:09:08.000 I mean, it's really unfortunate what God gave him.

01:09:11.000 Rachel Dretch.

01:09:12.000 Yeah.

01:09:12.000 She's really not.

01:09:14.000 And she's a good person.

01:09:14.000 She's funny.

01:09:15.000 She's funny.

01:09:15.000 I like Debbie Downer character.

01:09:17.000 That was amusing.

01:09:19.000 But let's be honest, folks.

01:09:21.000 A three.

01:09:24.000 So yeah, Tirana wins yet another award.

01:09:31.000 Tyrannosaurus Burke.

01:09:32.000 Okay. 0.98

01:09:37.000 Hey, Gavatron, what's up with Joe Biggs talking shit about you and then deletes the post? 0.98

01:09:41.000 He's done it so many times now. 1.00

01:09:42.000 First, he said you were a pussy because you don't have a criminal record. 1.00

01:09:46.000 Then recently he talked shit about you being Canadian and not American. 1.00

01:09:49.000 What the fuck is up with that? 0.99

01:09:51.000 So I sent that to Joe Biggs. 0.99

01:09:53.000 Oh. 0.99

01:09:55.000 He said, I never talk shit about Gavin. 1.00

01:09:56.000 I talk shit about Canadian Proud Boys who were talking shit about Enrique and I. Sorry, you're too retarded to understand that. 1.00

01:10:04.000 You thought since I said Canadians, you automatically used your simpleton brain and assumed I meant Gavin. 1.00

01:10:10.000 But guess what? 0.82

01:10:11.000 He isn't the only Canadian in existence. 1.00

01:10:12.000 You worthless twat. 1.00

01:10:14.000 Twat waffle. 1.00

01:10:15.000 Twat waffle.

01:10:17.000 And a happy, funny face emoji.

01:10:20.000 Okay, last one.

01:10:23.000 Don't sleep on this Budweiser collection.

01:10:25.000 Major drop of the year.

01:10:26.000 Vuy dope.

01:10:28.000 I guess you mean very?

01:10:29.000 Pure Dwip. 0.94

01:10:30.000 Oh, no, he's not pronouncing his R's.

01:10:33.000 Love you long time.

01:10:34.000 Oh my G-O-D.

01:10:38.000 Thank you.

01:10:40.000 I'm clicking the button shop now, literally. 0.99

01:10:45.000 Oh, fuck. 0.99

01:10:45.000 The hat's already sold out. 0.99

01:10:46.000 Look at how awesome that hat is.

01:10:48.000 It's gorgeous.

01:10:49.000 It's beautiful.

01:10:50.000 I've never seen a hat like that.

01:10:52.000 Oh.

01:10:54.000 Boy, I would have been sad if I didn't already have a Budweiser bag.

01:10:57.000 It's sold out.

01:10:59.000 Yeah.

01:10:59.000 Well, no good.

01:11:00.000 That means it makes your bag even more valuable and necessary for that guy to have sent it in. 0.99

01:11:06.000 That's a lot of fucking money for sweatpants, though. 0.96

01:11:09.000 Jeez, I don't know if I can do that. 0.99

01:11:11.000 He aches.

01:11:12.000 I got to get that sweatshirt, though.

01:11:15.000 It's kind of basic.

01:11:16.000 I feel like you have a better sweat.

01:11:17.000 Don't you have a Budweiser sweatshirt?

01:11:19.000 I have a Budweiser Christmas sweater.

01:11:21.000 Yeah, I feel like that would be better.

01:11:22.000 Yeah, $152 for sweatpants.

01:11:25.000 I don't know if I can resist.

01:11:27.000 I think I have to.

01:11:28.000 Haven't you spent enough money on Budweiser itself anyway?

01:11:30.000 They should just give this to you.

01:11:32.000 Yeah.

01:11:32.000 I've earned those with my coupon.

01:11:34.000 They should be honored.

01:11:35.000 I should save.

01:11:36.000 They should have a thing.

01:11:37.000 Marborough Miles, but with Budweiser?

01:11:39.000 Yeah, they should have a little, you save the tabs.

01:11:41.000 Remember, they would do that with cigarettes.

01:11:42.000 You'd save all your Camel Light cigarettes and you'd get like a hat.

01:11:46.000 All right, that's enough of that.

01:11:49.000 I have two final videos for you today.

01:11:51.000 I just can't wait.

01:11:52.000 So let's look at them.

01:12:10.000 2-6, just a brief little palette cleanser.

01:12:14.000 This woman is one of the best twerkers I've ever seen in my life. 1.00

01:12:18.000 I hope there's not kids at this thing.

01:12:20.000 Chicago Hood Media, I highly recommend.

01:12:23.000 Look at that shape.

01:12:24.000 It's not just going up and down, it's going in circles.

01:12:28.000 It's like she has really good traction.

01:12:31.000 Look at her go. 0.99

01:12:33.000 Really talented.

01:12:34.000 I've already sauced this out.

01:12:36.000 Oh, you knew it was coming?

01:12:38.000 Yes.

01:12:39.000 Oh, no, I did not.

01:12:40.000 I thought it was a guy.

01:12:44.000 No, it's not a guy.

01:12:46.000 It's about a boy.

01:12:49.000 No, it's not about a boy. 1.00

01:12:50.000 It's fucking stubby legs. 1.00

01:12:53.000 But I felt like that wasn't enough for the final video. 1.00

01:12:55.000 So this is a brawl at the 7-Eleven where you're just like, just punch them both in the face, please.

01:13:01.000 Can we bring back face punching? 0.98

01:13:03.000 The left says they want to punch a Nazi, so let's open the door to punches then. 0.95

01:13:09.000 Look at her. 1.00

01:13:10.000 She's just a junkie. 1.00

01:13:11.000 She's wrecking everything, probably because they wouldn't give her stuff for free.

01:13:15.000 And then he's, that's a long way to get around the counter.

01:13:19.000 He hits her with her handbag. 1.00

01:13:23.000 You're stupid. 1.00

01:13:25.000 And then the boyfriend is like, I don't do anything. 1.00

01:13:32.000 And look, she comes back in for more. 1.00

01:13:36.000 You also want to make it clear to people that you don't take shit. 0.99

01:13:40.000 Right? 0.99

01:13:40.000 Like, hey, let's rob that store. 0.99

01:13:41.000 I don't know, man.

01:13:42.000 Those guys beat Daryl with a club when he came in once.

01:13:49.000 He's on heroin. 1.00

01:13:52.000 Shut up. 1.00

01:13:54.000 You fucking donkey. 1.00

01:13:55.000 Kick her in the head. 1.00

01:13:56.000 She's literally a donkey. 1.00

01:13:58.000 Now he's afraid of it. 1.00

01:13:59.000 He's like, fucking talking donkey. 1.00

01:14:03.000 Magic donkey lady. 1.00

01:14:06.000 Maybe he thinks she's a zebra because of the junket.

01:14:09.000 That is a zebra lady. 1.00

01:14:14.000 Keeps going.

01:14:15.000 This is why I put this here. 1.00

01:14:20.000 Oh, you fucking bitch. 1.00

01:14:21.000 He's never been hit by a woman before. 1.00

01:14:23.000 In his culture, that's just unfathomable.

01:14:25.000 Get out! 0.98

01:14:29.000 Oh my god.

01:14:34.000 You're quite a team, you two.

01:14:38.000 Makes Sid and Nancy look like Mike Pence and his wife.

01:14:41.000 I don't know.

01:14:41.000 Peter Boyle works at a gas station now.

01:14:47.000 The hair.

01:14:48.000 Very Peter Boyle.

01:14:52.000 It's on video.

01:14:53.000 It's on video. 1.00

01:14:55.000 Get the fuck. 1.00

01:14:56.000 Like, he wants to break her arm. 1.00

01:14:57.000 He's so mad.

01:14:59.000 Oh, he was taking stuff from her.

01:15:00.000 Was that stuff that she was stealing?

01:15:06.000 Oh, my God.

01:15:08.000 Women should not be allowed to drink or do drugs. 1.00

01:15:12.000 I mean, I wouldn't have got very late in my life, but at least we wouldn't have this.

01:15:20.000 Albanian. 1.00

01:15:23.000 Get the fuck. 1.00

01:15:24.000 Get going, buddy. 1.00

01:15:29.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 15, 2020

S03E52 - WASTED YOUTH [2020-12-15 - S03E52 - WASTED YOUTH]

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