Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E57 - THE HISTORY OF RAP

00:00:29.000 That was an OG original rap track from one of the top rappers in the world, a guy named Dee Dee Ramone, who put out that album.

00:00:38.000 It's hard to believe that he was addicted to heroin when he put out that quality of music.

00:00:44.000 I guess heroin makes you a good musician, though, doesn't it?

00:00:47.000 Like Jennifer Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Amy Winehouse.

00:00:49.000 So maybe it is magic.

00:00:51.000 Because I don't think he's that talented.

00:00:54.000 The lighting's going to be weird here because of my white shirt and then my hat is shading my head.

00:00:58.000 Can you fix that?

00:01:01.000 Let's see if we can like pop.

00:01:03.000 I don't mind if this is blown out as long as you get to see this gorgeous visage.

00:01:08.000 And by the way, we got a lot of rap and music talk and pop culture, but I got very distracted because right before we started shooting, I see an article in Slate that talks about how I'm in DC.

00:01:22.000 Now, you know how we feel about DC.

00:01:25.000 It's a trap.

00:01:26.000 Something was fucked up.

00:01:27.000 We smelled a rat from day one.

00:01:29.000 We said they're talking about giving the left conceal carry.

00:01:33.000 This isn't a normal rally.

00:01:35.000 Million MAGA March was awesome.

00:01:37.000 But this is a trap.

00:01:39.000 What are you, a pussy? 1.00

00:01:40.000 You don't stand up for America?

00:01:42.000 No, I stand up for America.

00:01:43.000 I went to the Million Mega March, I think.

00:01:45.000 I went to one of them.

00:01:48.000 But I don't walk into traps.

00:01:50.000 That's not strategic.

00:01:53.000 And I'm sorry I'm jumping ahead here there, Rygai, but go to 28C.

00:02:02.000 It's the first link in Capital, which is one of the last subjects.

00:02:06.000 And what did we say to Noble Beard?

00:02:07.000 We said, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:02:10.000 They're giving out concealed carry to left wingers.

00:02:13.000 They're bussing in Antifa.

00:02:15.000 If Proud Boys go, it's going to be a fucking shit show that will result in tons of fodder for the left and a dead body.

00:02:24.000 And what happened?

00:02:25.000 We got a dead body.

00:02:27.000 I predicted it.

00:02:28.000 This is not a matter of being a pussy. 1.00

00:02:30.000 This is a matter of being smart.

00:02:32.000 And Proud Boys smelled a rat, too.

00:02:35.000 And they said, no, we're hanging back.

00:02:37.000 We're going to stand back and stand by.

00:02:40.000 Stand by.

00:02:42.000 Who do you think they're going to give them to?

00:02:45.000 Exactly.

00:02:45.000 Not the right-wing Trump supporters.

00:02:46.000 Remember, this took December 22nd.

00:02:48.000 Well, I hope there's no bloodshed on January 6th.

00:02:51.000 There was bloodshed, Gavin.

00:02:54.000 Well, we are officially not going.

00:02:58.000 Good.

00:03:02.000 After this last showing, we are officially not going.

00:03:05.000 Rika went.

00:03:06.000 We have to take some time.

00:03:07.000 We have to regroup.

00:03:09.000 We love to support Trump.

00:03:11.000 We love to support the country.

00:03:12.000 We love to support the normies.

00:03:14.000 However, January 6th, with everything that's going on, we need to take a step back.

00:03:19.000 We need to reorganize.

00:03:21.000 We need to figure out the best strategy.

00:03:23.000 So, yeah, so we're off the table for 2020.

00:03:25.000 It's one thing when people want you dead, right?

00:03:28.000 Like, people want gangsters dead all the time.

00:03:31.000 But in this case, you also have the politicians and the justice system and the media also wanting you dead.

00:03:38.000 So when you get stabbed, it becomes four people were stabbed at a Proud Boys thing.

00:03:42.000 And when you stop a man from being killed, it's preferential treatment from the police.

00:03:48.000 And then they actually catch the perp and he's gone with a misdemeanor.

00:03:51.000 I mean, all of those factors together is a perfect storm for murder.

00:03:57.000 Yep.

00:04:00.000 Told you so.

00:04:02.000 They were so mad I didn't, I called Charlottesville and didn't want to go.

00:04:04.000 And I got asked to do a talk at this January 6th thing.

00:04:07.000 I go, are you out of your fucking mind?

00:04:09.000 Do you have the right phone number here?

00:04:12.000 No.

00:04:13.000 No, I don't want to do that.

00:04:14.000 But then I'm reading this article in Slate a friend sent me.

00:04:17.000 I would never normally read Slate.

00:04:18.000 28B.

00:04:20.000 And it says, at one point, I'm pretty sure I saw Gavin McInnis, the Proud Boys founder, strolling around inside in military gear.

00:04:30.000 Others seemed to notice too.

00:04:32.000 I heard murmurs of, hey, it's Gavin.

00:04:34.000 Not long after, a Boogaloo boy, who wouldn't give me his name, shouted at me about currency and the Federal Reserve.

00:04:42.000 Like, what a snarky tone.

00:04:43.000 That guy is a fucking amateur.

00:04:45.000 They've since updated it because I got legal.

00:04:48.000 But as I was getting legal, I mean, I did a live show yesterday.

00:04:54.000 I guess I went there and then just got into a fucking leer jet and went back to New York.

00:05:00.000 But as it's going back and forth, they go, well, we have a photo of you there.

00:05:06.000 And I go, hmm, that's not possible.

00:05:09.000 Maybe you have a photo of me there from a month ago.

00:05:14.000 And then they present me with the evidence.

00:05:16.000 Check this out.

00:05:17.000 You see, you're lying.

00:05:19.000 And I go, thanks a lot.

00:05:21.000 That guy's 70 years old.

00:05:25.000 So then I had to send them a picture of me posing like that so they could compare the ears.

00:05:33.000 Can we do that comparison?

00:05:35.000 Sure.

00:05:36.000 Let's look at our ears.

00:05:38.000 Not that I see a difference.

00:05:40.000 Oh, yeah, you sent it to me and then I didn't.

00:05:42.000 Did you email me that?

00:05:43.000 No, I guess I texted it to you.

00:05:46.000 I got us.

00:05:49.000 What the fuck?

00:05:50.000 See, this is what journalism is today.

00:05:52.000 It's not, here's what I saw, here's what's going on.

00:05:55.000 This is Board.

00:05:56.000 It's the snarky comment about shouted at me about currency, which is not true.

00:06:00.000 And Boogaloo Boys, did you see one Hawaiian shirt that whole night?

00:06:03.000 I did not.

00:06:04.000 I did not.

00:06:04.000 So that's just made-up shit.

00:06:05.000 I saw a Daily Mail thing where they said, three proud boys show the white supremacist symbol.

00:06:10.000 One of them was fucking half black. 1.00

00:06:13.000 And they were just three guys in orange, fluorescent orange hats.

00:06:16.000 What?

00:06:17.000 Where do you get this from?

00:06:19.000 So I have to send this to prove I wasn't somewhere where I had adamantly been against.

00:06:24.000 And again, I see the appeal of January 7th in retrospect.

00:06:32.000 I think it was like the end of Animal House.

00:06:35.000 If I was in the Delta fraternity, I'd go, fuck, guys, that was really bad.

00:06:39.000 We're going to go to jail.

00:06:40.000 I mean, they did storm.

00:06:41.000 The Deathmobile did storm at those people sitting in the stands.

00:06:44.000 Remember?

00:06:44.000 The mayor's wife went flying through the air?

00:06:47.000 So it's not good for Delta House, but I get that you want it to go out in a blaze of glory.

00:06:53.000 Say, fuck you. 0.51

00:06:54.000 But guys, the fucking backlash.

00:06:59.000 I mean, not backlash, the legal ramifications of what you've done.

00:07:03.000 Like Buffalo Wings here, Mr. Horns.

00:07:07.000 I think he's looking at 10 to 15 years.

00:07:10.000 Everybody's sharing that meme where, not meme, but Trump said mandatory 10 years for anybody who obstructs federal property and stuff like that.

00:07:21.000 Remember that?

00:07:21.000 Of course Antifa gets fuck all.

00:07:26.000 Anyway, we can talk about the Capitol shit later.

00:07:29.000 I feel like we've kind of done it.

00:07:31.000 We might as well just stay here when we're at it, right?

00:07:34.000 My buddy texted me today.

00:07:36.000 He's watching over his son's shoulder, and he's in his science class.

00:07:41.000 And the teacher in Zoom begins the class by crying.

00:07:46.000 Science?

00:07:48.000 And then she wants all the students to, one by one, talk about what they're feeling right now.

00:07:54.000 Bitch, no 12-year-old gives a fuck about the Capitol or politics in general. 1.00

00:07:58.000 They kind of know who Trump is.

00:08:01.000 If they're into sports, they probably think he's cool.

00:08:03.000 If they're in the drama club, they probably think he sucks.

00:08:06.000 That's about it.

00:08:07.000 What's that drawing you keep showing?

00:08:08.000 You ever see this?

00:08:09.000 I don't want to lose it because it's so awesome.

00:08:11.000 But we've never brought it up on the show before.

00:08:13.000 And this was like lost in the old mailbag.

00:08:16.000 Oh, and it's a VHS tape?

00:08:18.000 Yeah.

00:08:18.000 That's pretty cool.

00:08:19.000 Pretty cool.

00:08:21.000 That guy's really good at cross-hatching. 0.96

00:08:23.000 I've been kind of obsessed with cross-hatching since I started following Robert Crumb on Twitter.

00:08:26.000 Yeah, the arm?

00:08:27.000 You know, it's got that old dollar bill type of hatching.

00:08:32.000 I can't really see the hatching, though, because you need 600 DPI for cartoon art.

00:08:36.000 Am I crying?

00:08:38.000 Oh, I'm watching war movies.

00:08:39.000 I'm a war movie vet.

00:08:40.000 I feel like that.

00:08:41.000 That's cool.

00:08:45.000 That's amazing.

00:08:45.000 Wow, that's awesome.

00:08:46.000 I like that as a shirt.

00:08:48.000 Same.

00:08:48.000 We'll have to get a higher res.

00:08:49.000 We'll probably never find it, though.

00:08:50.000 Do you know the source?

00:08:53.000 I could find it.

00:08:54.000 I sure get excited when we're talking about me.

00:08:58.000 My other capital thing was this interesting tweet.

00:09:02.000 Again, it's all about the hypocrisy, right?

00:09:05.000 DC was on fire in May.

00:09:07.000 No one cared.

00:09:09.000 But now the sanctity of the Capitol building, you know, if it was Antifa, they would be talking about how it's just a building.

00:09:17.000 It's just property.

00:09:18.000 They didn't do anything.

00:09:18.000 And then, of course, that woman, imagine she was black, the girl who got shot?

00:09:22.000 They killed a black war vet.

00:09:24.000 And they'd have all the pictures of her serving her country.

00:09:26.000 This is my city, D.C., on fire last May.

00:09:29.000 I didn't receive a single text message on that night.

00:09:31.000 But this afternoon, my inbox was flooded with concerned messages from friends and family.

00:09:36.000 We supposedly don't believe the media anymore, yet it still manages to shape our perceptions.

00:09:41.000 Crying teachers. 0.70

00:09:45.000 Yeah, if this was anti- Well, it's weird talking to, we're so separate, especially when it comes to race, that when you talk to like black people and liberals about this, their takeaway is the whole thing was white privilege. 0.65

00:09:55.000 There's a dead body lying there, but it's white privilege.

00:09:59.000 Look at this guy.

00:10:00.000 This guy even uses the word crackers and he makes a black woman cry in solidarity with him. 0.98

00:10:05.000 No, I'm not exaggerating.

00:10:07.000 This is a city that...

00:10:11.000 Fucking treasonous pieces of shit!

00:10:21.000 What?

00:10:22.000 Wait.

00:10:31.000 Fucking backers.

00:10:32.000 Take over the money.

00:10:34.000 These fucking whackers. 0.92

00:10:36.000 It makes me kill you.

00:10:47.000 She's crying at how privileged the white people were yesterday.

00:10:52.000 That's an interesting take.

00:10:53.000 Did you catch the end of that?

00:10:54.000 No.

00:10:56.000 If this was Black Lives Matter, we wouldn't be able to do any of this. 1.00

00:10:59.000 What?

00:11:03.000 Oh, we couldn't even do none of this.

00:11:05.000 Like, what?

00:11:05.000 Drive?

00:11:07.000 We can't even burn shit.

00:11:09.000 Joy Reid has the same take.

00:11:16.000 This is just asinine.

00:11:20.000 Like, can we agree anymore?

00:11:21.000 Is it possible for me and Joy Reed to find common ground?

00:11:24.000 If we were locked in a cell for three days with pizza and a latrine, maybe a little exercise bike.

00:11:32.000 Maybe you get the pizza and latrine.

00:11:33.000 They got me over here with a box in a cracker with a cracker.

00:11:36.000 If they were to put us in a cell like that, I would be hanging from my neck and you would be eating diamond pies.

00:11:45.000 Wearing gold pants.

00:11:47.000 Wearing silk.

00:11:47.000 Diamond pieces.

00:11:48.000 You wouldn't be able to bend your knees because your legs would just be straight gold.

00:11:53.000 You would just walk around like Gumby with your gold legs.

00:11:58.000 With your stop motion animation walk.

00:12:02.000 Unafraid of the cops who were sparsely distributed through our capital, which hasn't been breached since 1812.

00:12:10.000 Pause.

00:12:11.000 When it was burned.

00:12:12.000 What about the weathermen who, I think it was 1974, planted a bomb there that blew up and caused $300,000 worth of damage?

00:12:21.000 The weathermen, who then got out Bill Ayers and became, I think he's a professor now.

00:12:26.000 He's Obama's best pal.

00:12:29.000 The Black Panthers also stormed the Capitol around the same time.

00:12:35.000 So, yeah.

00:12:36.000 And by the way, it was called the War of 1812, but the White House was attacked two years into the war in 1814, my dear.

00:12:44.000 You clearly just Wikipedia this before and are not familiar with said war, which was really Canada, by the way.

00:12:54.000 Okay, let's get back to her.

00:12:58.000 The reason they could easily And casually with their cameras on, film themselves throwing things through the walls of our Capitol, our property, going inside the Capitol, sitting in Speaker Pelosi's office, casually take pictures of themselves, have that played on Fox News.

00:13:14.000 They know that they are not in jeopardy because the cops are taking selfies with them, walking them down the steps to make sure they're not hurt, taking care with their bodies, not like they treated Freddie Gray's body.

00:13:27.000 White Americans aren't afraid of the cops. 0.92

00:13:30.000 White Americans are never afraid of the cops, even when they're committing insurrection. 0.97

00:13:36.000 Here's the problem, though, lady.

00:13:38.000 You know that if BLM and Tifa were doing that, the Capitol, like it had a few windows broken, right? 0.91

00:13:44.000 The Capitol would be gone.

00:13:46.000 It would be ash.

00:13:48.000 And there'd be a lot more than one person dead.

00:13:50.000 You know where I got that crazy theory?

00:13:52.000 From the previous 10 months of rioting.

00:13:55.000 I promise you.

00:13:56.000 Remember, my predictions are working these days.

00:13:58.000 I promise you, you're not going to see another MAGA meltdown like you just saw.

00:14:02.000 That was the end.

00:14:03.000 That was the Deathmobile.

00:14:04.000 They're gone.

00:14:06.000 They have left the building.

00:14:07.000 There's no Boogaloo coming. 1.00

00:14:09.000 There's nothing else.

00:14:12.000 Anyway, go back to Joy.

00:14:14.000 Even when they're engaged in attempting to occupy our Capitol to steal the votes of people who look like me, because in their mind, they own this country.

00:14:23.000 They own that capital.

00:14:24.000 They own the cops.

00:14:25.000 They steal black votes. 0.97

00:14:27.000 And people like me have no damn right to try to elect a president because we don't get to pick the president.

00:14:32.000 They get to pick the president.

00:14:34.000 They own the president.

00:14:35.000 They own the White House.

00:14:36.000 They own this country.

00:14:37.000 Wait, when you think you.

00:14:39.000 First of all, blacks are 40% of the population.

00:14:41.000 Secondly, they came out in unprecedented numbers for Trump.

00:14:43.000 There was more blacks pro-Trump this year than the last election.

00:14:47.000 So what are you talking about?

00:14:50.000 You own the place?

00:14:51.000 You ain't afraid of the police because the police are you.

00:14:54.000 And the police reflect back to them.

00:14:56.000 We're with you.

00:14:57.000 You're good.

00:14:58.000 We're not going to hurt you because you're not them.

00:15:02.000 I guarantee you if that was a black line. 0.94

00:15:04.000 She is right, though.

00:15:05.000 It was weird how groovy the cops were being.

00:15:08.000 And that mysterious barrier that opened up.

00:15:11.000 Now, some people are saying that Trump did that because he wanted revenge.

00:15:18.000 And others are saying the left did that to make Trump supporters look bad.

00:15:22.000 That seems close enough.

00:15:23.000 I don't think we have to worry about look bad or look good anymore.

00:15:25.000 It's irreconcilable differences.

00:15:28.000 You know, when that happened is when they were starting to have that debate about the validity of the Arizona election.

00:15:36.000 They were supposed to have a two-hour debate.

00:15:38.000 They knew is that thing stank from day one.

00:15:39.000 All right, let her finish. 0.86

00:15:41.000 This is weird because we're getting right into the meat for the first course.

00:15:45.000 Lives Matter protest in D.C., there would already be people shackled, arrested, or dead.

00:15:51.000 Shackled, arrested, en masse, or dead.

00:15:54.000 There's four dead.

00:15:56.000 Three heart attacks.

00:15:58.000 One woman shot in the neck.

00:16:00.000 And there's going to be some arrests, my dear.

00:16:03.000 Some brutal arrests.

00:16:05.000 Like those clowns, that guy who was sitting like that in Pelosi's desk, he's not getting away with that.

00:16:11.000 Or the guy with the podium?

00:16:14.000 I thought it was funny to see.

00:16:16.000 But I'm also going, if I was your brother, I would run to the bathroom and have explosive diarrhea, worried about the next, is that worth 15 years?

00:16:25.000 And it's not Trump that's going to be doing it.

00:16:26.000 Trump's gone.

00:16:27.000 It's going to be Biden.

00:16:28.000 And he'll want to make an example of them all.

00:16:30.000 I'm scared about that guy that looks just like baked Alaska that was LARPing as Baked Alaska.

00:16:36.000 It looks just like him.

00:16:37.000 It sure do.

00:16:38.000 But I'm like, I want to text him and be like, dude, you got to make sure you're not conflated with that.

00:16:44.000 Nick Fuentes wasn't the one in that picture, by the way.

00:16:46.000 He was like, I was outside wearing something else.

00:16:48.000 And he was.

00:16:48.000 Why'd you go?

00:16:51.000 We already had the perfect rally.

00:16:54.000 Antifa acted like complete hyenas. 0.99

00:16:56.000 Nailed it.

00:16:57.000 Proudboys beat them up.

00:16:59.000 Prowboys went to bed.

00:17:00.000 Everything was cool.

00:17:02.000 They showed their true colors.

00:17:05.000 Gotta keep it going.

00:17:06.000 Keep having the rallies.

00:17:08.000 What's 3-2?

00:17:10.000 Is that this?

00:17:12.000 Oh, yeah, this...

00:17:14.000 Stop.

00:17:14.000 You might not want to watch this.

00:17:15.000 This is a new angle that women getting shot. 1.00

00:17:18.000 Yeah.

00:17:32.000 There's a black guy, yeah.

00:17:33.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

00:17:40.000 Is that an original melody you just made?

00:17:42.000 I just made that up.

00:17:42.000 Yeah.

00:17:43.000 That's beautiful.

00:17:43.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

00:17:46.000 Can you guys at home make a thing with that?

00:17:48.000 We'll make it a drop.

00:17:49.000 We'd use it a lot.

00:17:51.000 A lot.

00:17:51.000 Yeah.

00:17:52.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

00:17:54.000 And then here's a weird video of some guy acting like a fucking weirdo, man.

00:17:59.000 3-3.

00:18:00.000 I'm not a problem.

00:18:01.000 He's got a knife out and he doesn't have a knife out.

00:18:04.000 This is what I thought this thing would be.

00:18:05.000 This is not brave or not brave.

00:18:08.000 It's just stupid.

00:18:22.000 Run.

00:18:22.000 And then don't run.

00:18:24.000 And then I'm Santa.

00:18:25.000 He's like Santa Bane.

00:18:28.000 He got flares.

00:18:29.000 He takes his knife out, paints it close.

00:18:32.000 And then he puts it back.

00:18:32.000 And he can't find the thing in the jiggy.

00:18:35.000 The sheath.

00:18:36.000 And he decides, no, I'm keeping it out.

00:18:41.000 And then they're running.

00:18:44.000 And then I'm not running.

00:18:45.000 Now I'm spraying.

00:18:48.000 Everyone's filming this for their Facebook or their whatever.

00:18:52.000 So much of this is selfie oriented, too.

00:18:55.000 Like they say, those brave patriots stormed the Capitol.

00:18:59.000 Yeah, they seem to be really into making sure they got a selfie of said storming.

00:19:03.000 Oh, there was a black block there. 1.00

00:19:09.000 And then the takeaway from the poster, this is this thug thing I follow.

00:19:14.000 Welcome to Amerika Kakaka.

00:19:16.000 How is that?

00:19:17.000 How is that America?

00:19:19.000 Yeah.

00:19:19.000 Okay, so let's go back to the beginning of the show now.

00:19:22.000 Sorry, that was some heavy shit.

00:19:23.000 It was just on my mind.

00:19:24.000 And I knew I wouldn't be able to relax and chill if I hadn't got that off my mind.

00:19:28.000 So now we're starting the show again.

00:19:30.000 Ready?

00:19:39.000 It's De D De Ramon rocking out, rapping.

00:19:44.000 Capital Invasion on the front cover of the New York Post.

00:19:47.000 We're not going to talk about that though.

00:19:48.000 We covered it yesterday.

00:19:49.000 And we're a fun rock and roll show that is for the kids.

00:19:54.000 Fellow kids like you and me.

00:19:56.000 Kim and Kanye.

00:19:57.000 We didn't get to discuss this yesterday because of the shit.

00:20:01.000 So here's the rumor, guys.

00:20:04.000 He was, was he butt-fucking Jeffree Star or was Jeffree Star butt-fucking him?

00:20:09.000 I don't know what the genital situation like about.

00:20:11.000 Amber Rose claims that Kanye likes a finger in his butthole when he's having intercourse.

00:20:18.000 I don't know if that's what she meant, but she called him a finger-in-the-booty ass bitch. 0.91

00:20:22.000 So I don't know what that means.

00:20:24.000 Well, you don't, women don't usually call a guy a bitch if he puts a finger in the lady's butthole. 1.00

00:20:29.000 Right.

00:20:29.000 She would probably call him a pig, a perv, like in How to Get a Head in Advertising, where the woman says, because he becomes possessed, and she goes, he's become so perverted.

00:20:41.000 Yesterday he said, he wished I had nipples on my ass.

00:20:45.000 That's pretty cool.

00:20:46.000 But I sent you a barstool sports thing.

00:20:48.000 So this is the rumor.

00:20:51.000 Jeffree Star, you know who he is?

00:20:52.000 He's the devil, basically.

00:20:54.000 He's a weird makeup homo androgynous thing that does makeup tutorials and is probably worth hundreds of millions of dollars because young girls love him and the other guy. 1.00

00:21:06.000 Yeah, this article says, here's how the bizarre theory that Kanye Westgi with Jeffree Star got started.

00:21:12.000 And they show one woman saying, I know for a fact that Jeffree Star and Kanye were fucking.

00:21:18.000 And you're like, that's not proof that it's not true.

00:21:23.000 And I know of other girls who have said Jeffree Star fucked with like the biggest rapper on earth.

00:21:29.000 I can't say his name.

00:21:30.000 I heard they're all homos. 1.00

00:21:32.000 All top rappers are gays. 0.99

00:21:34.000 Low-key gay. 1.00

00:21:35.000 Yeah, they probably bang like all the women and they're like, I'm bored. 1.00

00:21:39.000 I need a dick.

00:21:40.000 Yeah, I know if I had fucked more than 100 girls, of course, what's the next step?

00:21:47.000 My number's 12.

00:21:48.000 You just play the Rolling Stones, oh, fuck.

00:21:50.000 And Led Zeppelin are always like boning dudes.

00:21:53.000 Well, a lot of the, I don't know.

00:21:55.000 I don't know.

00:21:56.000 I mean, my theory is that there's a lot of repression there.

00:22:00.000 You know how Japanese people act when they finally get a woman, they put tentacles in her and stuff because they're sexually repressed? 1.00

00:22:05.000 Well, homosexuality in, you know, like Africa, Jamaica, they hate. 1.00

00:22:11.000 You can say the black community in America.

00:22:12.000 They hate gays. 0.99

00:22:13.000 They're really against gays, but then it's the most trannies ever are blacks. 1.00

00:22:18.000 So a lot of them be on the down low.

00:22:20.000 Yeah, but you haven't explained why.

00:22:22.000 Because maybe the repression or maybe it's a masculine thing to break.

00:22:25.000 Yeah, yeah, but that doesn't explain why all these rappers are boning dudes.

00:22:28.000 There's not a bunch of drummers boning dudes.

00:22:31.000 Why is this one area so gay? 1.00

00:22:34.000 I don't know, but it is.

00:22:38.000 Like Lil Wayne, too.

00:22:40.000 Kind of gay. 0.50

00:22:41.000 I sent you a barstool sports thing on it.

00:22:43.000 Fingers in his ass. 1.00

00:22:46.000 What was that?

00:22:46.000 Something about fingers in the ass.

00:22:49.000 No, no, not in the notes.

00:22:50.000 I wouldn't say I sent you something if it was already in the notes.

00:22:52.000 I would tell you the number of it.

00:22:55.000 I just sent it like a second ago.

00:22:57.000 Oh, I didn't get it yet.

00:22:58.000 Well, that doesn't make sense.

00:22:59.000 Not a second ago.

00:23:00.000 You sure you're looking at Gavin at censored.tv?

00:23:04.000 I know.

00:23:08.000 Did you ever watch Jeffree Star?

00:23:11.000 I've seen some Jeffree Star things, yeah.

00:23:15.000 Yeah.

00:23:16.000 I was privy.

00:23:18.000 You were into Jeffree Star.

00:23:20.000 That's not the same thing as what I'm saying.

00:23:22.000 I'm saying that I was aware of him because he was like a meme.

00:23:27.000 And he's like a James Charles type.

00:23:29.000 Let's cleanse our palette with what is possibly the greatest graphic novel of all time?

00:23:35.000 What a.

00:23:37.000 Oh, there it is.

00:23:38.000 So you did get it?

00:23:39.000 No, it was.

00:23:41.000 I don't know how you sent it to me, but it's not.

00:23:43.000 Oh, shit.

00:23:44.000 I'm showing the screen.

00:23:47.000 It's definitely not in my emails, but.

00:23:49.000 Well, how did I get it?

00:23:50.000 Maybe I clicked on it on my own.

00:23:52.000 All right, we'll click on it.

00:23:54.000 All right.

00:23:55.000 You know, this is why I suck at guitar.

00:23:57.000 Because I'm not a precise person.

00:24:04.000 You're not a precise person.

00:24:05.000 Guitar is a precise thing.

00:24:06.000 I'm not precise.

00:24:07.000 I'm sloppy.

00:24:08.000 Me too.

00:24:09.000 Wes is fucking Jeffree Star.

00:24:11.000 Let me break it down for you.

00:24:13.000 The power of TikTok was on display for the entire year of 2020, showing just how quickly it can make someone famous, just how quickly it can make someone rich.

00:24:22.000 But in this latest controversy, we've seen the power of TikTok and how quickly a rumor can spread, headlines can fly, and next thing you know, Kanye West is fucking Jeffree Star.

00:24:32.000 Let me break it down for you here.

00:24:33.000 There's probably a lot of names you're not going to know.

00:24:35.000 Imagine how sweaty you'd be if you were Kanye West right now and you were fucking Jeffree Star.

00:24:40.000 And you would just see that and just go, oh, fuck.

00:24:51.000 And I can't text him or her because now that's evidence.

00:24:56.000 But I want to fucking...

00:24:57.000 I said, shut your mouth. 0.98

00:24:59.000 Right.

00:25:00.000 All right, I'm fucked.

00:25:01.000 I'm fucked.

00:25:02.000 I'm fucked.

00:25:02.000 Actually, as soon as Kim Kardashian dumped you for it, you must go, I am fucked.

00:25:06.000 There's no way she's going to keep it.

00:25:09.000 I wonder if he cried.

00:25:10.000 Yeah, he cries often.

00:25:12.000 Yeah, he probably cried and said, don't tell nobody.

00:25:15.000 Jeffree Star's probably going out and about, like, in public eating places, and people ask, and he's just like, I don't know.

00:25:21.000 Maybe.

00:25:22.000 Yeah.

00:25:25.000 Making that face?

00:25:26.000 Okay, I don't care.

00:25:27.000 This is just him saying what I just said.

00:25:28.000 That guy sucks, by the way.

00:25:30.000 He's super liberal and retarded. 1.00

00:25:31.000 Oh.

00:25:32.000 He's got terrible takes.

00:25:35.000 So I know you hate graphic novels, but I love them.

00:25:38.000 And we had Fonte Bukowski yesterday, which won a bunch of awards.

00:25:42.000 I've been looking.

00:25:42.000 I just went to the bookstore and I bought all the ones that had won awards.

00:25:46.000 And this is done up like a little sketchbook thing.

00:25:49.000 It's even got the doohickey on the back.

00:25:52.000 And it's autobiographical, adult comics, which I love.

00:25:55.000 I don't mean, there's not sex in it, but it's just about his neuroses and him.

00:26:00.000 Can you look up this shit?

00:26:01.000 What is it?

00:26:01.000 I'm waiting for a name.

00:26:02.000 Adrian Tomine.

00:26:03.000 Oh.

00:26:04.000 The loneliness of the long-distance cartoonist.

00:26:06.000 And I remember in the early 90s when he came out, and everyone was shitting on him for some reason.

00:26:12.000 He mimicked Dan Klowes a lot, and it was the cool thing to do to shit on Adrian Tomine.

00:26:17.000 I did it.

00:26:18.000 And he was way better than me, obviously.

00:26:20.000 I don't know why we did that.

00:26:22.000 Maybe because we could.

00:26:23.000 He's kind of a meek, half-Japanese guy, like some people I know. 1.00

00:26:27.000 And he would take it, I guess.

00:26:32.000 But this is all about his neuroses and his horrible life, and the things that he considers problems are amazing because they're not.

00:26:38.000 But the fucking quality of the crosshatching and the drawing is just exquisite.

00:26:45.000 Like, I could just stare at one panel for an hour.

00:26:47.000 And he's a really, really good storyteller, too.

00:26:50.000 So you're reading, just sort of like the other book where you're reading about this loser.

00:26:54.000 Here, you're reading about a really neurotic, fucked up guy who blows up every minor problem in his life. 0.92

00:26:59.000 He did that New Yorker cover.

00:27:01.000 Oh, the one with the chick sitting there with all the pill bottles. 1.00

00:27:04.000 He sells prints on his site if you want it, which I think you should get whether you're pro-pandemic or not.

00:27:09.000 It's the same with the Proud Boy art.

00:27:11.000 If I was a liberal, I'd want one of those Proud Boy pieces.

00:27:15.000 I don't know if you ever said this, but is it good to like mimic drawings, like try to trace over that?

00:27:21.000 Would that help you as an artist?

00:27:22.000 Yes.

00:27:23.000 I think that's a good way to train.

00:27:24.000 You put tracing paper on top and you just rip someone off.

00:27:27.000 You don't publish it, but that starts giving you a vocabulary.

00:27:31.000 So the next time it's time to draw a shoe, your mechanical memory will help you with the shoe.

00:27:38.000 He did a comic called Shortcomings about how he got dumped for having a small dick.

00:27:44.000 Oh, no.

00:27:44.000 And the side of the comic is a ruler.

00:27:48.000 Yikes.

00:27:49.000 I thought that was pretty badass.

00:27:53.000 Like, that's brave.

00:27:55.000 Anywho, because it's the rap show, I almost, I didn't get to do my number one choice for the opening song, which was, of course, Fatal Urge Carefree Kiss.

00:28:10.000 He's an Australian seek, and he makes me seek. 0.98

00:28:13.000 And he's invented a new type of music.

00:28:16.000 I hate that fucking font.

00:28:18.000 Courier.

00:28:19.000 I'm so sick of it.

00:28:21.000 Or copperplate, whatever.

00:28:22.000 Yeah, copper plate.

00:28:24.000 Courier is the typewriter one.

00:28:32.000 Who's that, dude?

00:28:44.000 What is this?

00:28:45.000 I don't know.

00:28:46.000 I was literally thinking of it.

00:28:47.000 It's like electronic mouse music instead of dance music.

00:28:53.000 Even the way he dresses is so weird with his combat boots.

00:28:57.000 Act two.

00:28:58.000 So it's sort of like R. Kelly.

00:29:01.000 Oh my god, he spent so much fucking money on this.

00:29:08.000 I wonder if he's divorced.

00:29:13.000 It's like, it's a new thing.

00:29:14.000 Like, what is this?

00:29:15.000 What am I looking at?

00:29:17.000 I wonder what the behind-the-scenes look.

00:29:18.000 I feel like he was a tyrant, like a total creative monster.

00:29:23.000 Like, no, this is all wrong.

00:29:25.000 Well, you're Detective Shitty, so it must be the opposite.

00:29:27.000 Where he was just like, I was so happy to collaborate with the After Effects guys and the house they rented for the video.

00:29:34.000 His story.

00:29:40.000 And make a perfect boyfriend.

00:29:46.000 And it keeps going.

00:29:46.000 Wait, what was that David Harris Labs?

00:29:48.000 Is he created in a lab as the perfect boyfriend?

00:29:52.000 Stop.

00:29:52.000 Wait, what?

00:29:53.000 Cancer?

00:29:54.000 Stage 4 cancer.

00:29:55.000 PET scan?

00:29:56.000 Oh, he's got cancer.

00:29:57.000 He's dying.

00:29:58.000 Recommendations: PET Scan.

00:30:00.000 Okay.

00:30:01.000 PET scan, I believe.

00:30:02.000 Oh, okay.

00:30:03.000 So he's not a mouse.

00:30:06.000 He's dying.

00:30:09.000 Or maybe she's dying?

00:30:14.000 What is going on with his little boots?

00:30:22.000 Okay, that's enough.

00:30:23.000 I see a pattern in their relationship.

00:30:24.000 She's sitting down, minding her business.

00:30:26.000 He comes in, like, what the fuck?

00:30:27.000 I don't think she walks away.

00:30:28.000 It's not the cancer.

00:30:30.000 You guys aren't meant to be.

00:30:32.000 What's 13?

00:30:33.000 I went to his website.

00:30:34.000 It's really cool.

00:30:35.000 It's got a lot of variety.

00:30:36.000 You can tell he threw a good like 50.

00:30:40.000 Well, that video was probably 100 grand.

00:30:43.000 And he seems to have thrown a good another 100 in just his various fatal urge careless kiss.

00:30:52.000 He got news there.

00:30:53.000 What's in the news?

00:30:55.000 Let's see.

00:30:56.000 What if the news was really interesting and accurate?

00:30:59.000 Misgivings about the storming of the Capitol building on Wednesday.

00:31:04.000 News centered.

00:31:05.000 Get your fill of urge-free, care-free.

00:31:09.000 It's releases.

00:31:10.000 Okay, let's go to his last thing.

00:31:12.000 His Instagram is really cool.

00:31:14.000 His politics.

00:31:16.000 Politics.

00:31:17.000 What?

00:31:18.000 A blueprint for the one borderless world.

00:31:20.000 The recognition of the evolution of democracy and equal opportunity for everyone begins here at this page, buddy.

00:31:26.000 He's a globalist.

00:31:29.000 Okay, let's just do the, just to have a brief, I'm sorry to indulge myself.

00:31:33.000 But after all that content yesterday and the beginning of today, I need fluff, dude.

00:31:38.000 I need some cotton candy.

00:31:40.000 He's ripped.

00:31:41.000 He's fucking ripped.

00:31:43.000 It's hard to be cute with a turban on. 1.00

00:31:48.000 Look at that.

00:31:48.000 But he does pull it off.

00:31:50.000 I guess if you're sick, you're not allowed to cut your hair or your beard.

00:31:53.000 Look, he has so many pictures of him in various outfits with that same exploding background.

00:32:02.000 What is he?

00:32:04.000 I guess he's just a simpleton who came into some money.

00:32:08.000 And a perfect boyfriend.

00:32:10.000 Okay, also, speaking of the news, rock and roll news, do you know who Ariel Pink is?

00:32:16.000 I do.

00:32:17.000 I just recently found out who he is.

00:32:19.000 Lo-fi, indie rock kind of guy.

00:32:21.000 I forget what they call it now.

00:32:23.000 It's like some sort of dancey stuff recorded on like kids' toys.

00:32:26.000 Here, 17.

00:32:28.000 Very, very popular dude In the hipster, pitchfork, cool community.

00:32:34.000 In other words, the least tolerable people on earth.

00:32:37.000 So jump into the middle.

00:32:45.000 I know it sounds like shit to you.

00:32:48.000 I'm hearing it through your ears.

00:32:51.000 He did a really good Conan performance.

00:32:55.000 Oh, yeah?

00:32:57.000 I'm just finding out about...

00:32:58.000 When did he pop up?

00:32:59.000 Is he like a newer guy?

00:33:00.000 Oh, he's there on Phillips.

00:33:02.000 That Josh Lacache friend of ours interviewed him before he was popping up.

00:33:10.000 Before people knew he was MAGA.

00:33:11.000 Everybody's just finding out that.

00:33:12.000 He just ruined the surprise.

00:33:14.000 So the other guy, the other indie god is John Mouse.

00:33:19.000 Very similar type of lo-fi beta dudes.

00:33:22.000 This is...

00:33:23.000 Turn it up.

00:33:28.000 Now, I understand that you don't care, but teenage girls love this shit, and teenage girls drive the fucking economy, which is why Kylie Jenner is a billionaire. 1.00

00:33:36.000 So don't poo-poo what little girls like. 1.00

00:33:40.000 That's what happened to Vice after I left.

00:33:41.000 They went, all right, where's the money?

00:33:43.000 Young girls.

00:33:44.000 Okay, what do they believe?

00:33:44.000 A bunch of gender bullshit.

00:33:46.000 All right, we're on it.

00:33:49.000 Tom Mouse is awesome.

00:33:50.000 So both these guys are very popular.

00:33:52.000 Everything's going great.

00:33:53.000 And they are also fucking naive.

00:33:56.000 And they don't realize they live in a fascist dictatorship called hipsterdom.

00:34:02.000 So they went to the rally yesterday and they got caught.

00:34:09.000 I think the woman who did that incel thing, I think she's filming them for another project or they're working with her, I believe.

00:34:17.000 And so she's just filming around and she films them.

00:34:19.000 And then I guess it appears on her Instagram.

00:34:21.000 And all fucking hell breaks loose.

00:34:24.000 Of course.

00:34:25.000 And so he starts thinking that he can get out of this by being reasonable.

00:34:34.000 How naive.

00:34:35.000 So what does he say?

00:34:35.000 Go back to the page.

00:34:37.000 I was in D.C. peacefully to peacefully show my support for the president.

00:34:44.000 I attended the rally on the White House lawn and went back to the hotel and took a nap.

00:34:49.000 Case closed.

00:34:51.000 No, my friend.

00:34:52.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:34:54.000 You can't just not be a rioter.

00:34:57.000 You have to hate Trump.

00:34:59.000 It's like they say with racism.

00:35:00.000 You can't just be not racist.

00:35:01.000 You have to be anti-racist.

00:35:03.000 You need to be anti-Trump.

00:35:05.000 So he's fucked.

00:35:07.000 And I just got word before we started filming that his labels dropped him.

00:35:16.000 Oof.

00:35:18.000 I mean, how many bands have we had on this show that became persona non-grata?

00:35:21.000 BBQT, Dream Machine, what's his name?

00:35:25.000 Ty Richards.

00:35:27.000 And these people didn't come out saying race and IQ and the Holocaust and blah, blah, blah.

00:35:32.000 It was just like, I don't hate Trump.

00:35:34.000 Or in Dream Machine's case, I don't know, maybe if they're here illegally.

00:35:38.000 I mean, I had to work really hard to get my visa.

00:35:42.000 Yeah, John Mouse did music for a Million Dollar Extreme.

00:35:45.000 Oh, really?

00:35:46.000 Yeah.

00:35:52.000 It's called Cop Killer.

00:35:53.000 It's pretty intense.

00:35:56.000 Well, they are called Million Dollar Extreme.

00:35:58.000 Yeah.

00:36:01.000 I think Derek Beckels was a big part of this whole culture.

00:36:05.000 That weird editing and over-the-top shit that Tim and Eric ripped off.

00:36:14.000 That's boring.

00:36:15.000 Without the video.

00:36:17.000 Last story in our fluffy music section.

00:36:20.000 The weekend fucked up his face.

00:36:22.000 1-9.

00:36:24.000 I get all my news from Within Nigeria, where they spell his name wrong.

00:36:30.000 So he's looking pretty good.

00:36:33.000 Later, apparently he eats the poo-poo. 0.56

00:36:37.000 And then he's got a video out where he's got his new face.

00:36:42.000 Right?

00:36:44.000 Now, the weekend, like, he's had some hits, but a lot of it is kind of mundane 80s pop music, dance music.

00:36:52.000 And it's hard to draw attention to that.

00:36:56.000 It's elevator music, really.

00:37:03.000 So there's a storyline between, you know, within all of his music videos now, I guess, right?

00:37:07.000 Yeah.

00:37:08.000 So 20, he showed up to that award ceremony, right?

00:37:11.000 All bandaged up.

00:37:12.000 And the story we got was, well, in my video before this, I was a drunk driver and I was talking about how you want to be with your girl so bad that you drive drunk.

00:37:20.000 And then you realize, uh-oh, I'm promoting drunk driving.

00:37:22.000 So I'm going to show up to the awards show covered in bandages to show that drunk driving is actually dangerous.

00:37:30.000 Like the longest PSA ever.

00:37:32.000 Right.

00:37:32.000 Basically.

00:37:32.000 But then we see him with his real face.

00:37:35.000 And again, guys, this is major parts of our economy and huge parts of our children's pop culture.

00:37:40.000 So this matters.

00:37:42.000 Politics is downstream from the culture.

00:37:44.000 This all matters.

00:37:45.000 And you can either be an innovator or be a fucking lunatic who follows all this shit and gets sucked into it and dies.

00:37:53.000 But here's the thing.

00:37:55.000 None of this is true.

00:37:57.000 It's prosthetics.

00:38:00.000 Oh, really?

00:38:00.000 Damn, that's.

00:38:02.000 No, it's brilliant.

00:38:03.000 This is like Malcolm McLaren's sex pistol stuff.

00:38:06.000 Yeah, it's theater.

00:38:08.000 It's theater.

00:38:08.000 I like it.

00:38:09.000 So it's, and this is what Enrique does with the Proud Boys.

00:38:12.000 Like, he has a rally where he goes across a bridge, plants one American flag, then goes back home.

00:38:17.000 Or when they say this is going to be huge and then they don't even show up.

00:38:22.000 Yeah.

00:38:23.000 Yeah, that's Heidi Klune. 0.99

00:38:25.000 It's all prosthetics, I guess.

00:38:26.000 That's the guy.

00:38:27.000 You know, I hate his music, but I like this whole theme.

00:38:30.000 It's interesting, right?

00:38:31.000 It's creative.

00:38:31.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:38:32.000 So I did the drunk driving, then I pretended I was bandaged up.

00:38:35.000 Now I have fake prosthetics.

00:38:36.000 Because I'm anti-drunk driving.

00:38:37.000 And now I have this fake prosthetic.

00:38:38.000 So now that goes all the way back to the drunk driving.

00:38:41.000 That's cool.

00:38:42.000 Good shit, huh?

00:38:44.000 All right.

00:38:46.000 Before we abandoned music, I think it would be important, and I would be remiss, if I were not to explain to you why we play Didi Ramon, why rap matters, and what the history of rap music really is.

00:39:03.000 Let's get down to the roots, because I could sense a lot of you were like, what the fuck?

00:39:07.000 I don't care about the weekend.

00:39:08.000 I like metal.

00:39:10.000 But what I'm going to do is show you the base backbone of what rap is, and then you'll see why you care.

00:39:19.000 I'm a lucky guy.

00:39:20.000 Got the world on a string.

00:39:23.000 Hey guys, yo, yo, yo, what's up?

00:39:24.000 I'm going to talk about the history of rap.

00:39:26.000 You understand that hip-hop isn't rap.

00:39:28.000 Hip-hop has four elements, and that's rap, DJing, graffiti, and breakdancing.

00:39:35.000 We're going to do different ones for all the four, but today we're going to focus on rap.

00:39:38.000 The first rap song ever made was by Debbie Harry, and it was called Rapture.

00:39:44.000 Get it?

00:39:44.000 It's a pun.

00:39:46.000 And she broke down the boogie down Bronx sound and talked about cars.

00:39:52.000 And after someone's done eating cars, they go to Mars.

00:39:55.000 It's really good.

00:39:57.000 It's really dope.

00:39:58.000 Maybe jump ahead a bit to where she raps.

00:40:02.000 So it's their usual disco song.

00:40:04.000 I mean, they were punk, but then they were disco, and then they now you can see where she starts to rap.

00:40:10.000 And you can tell that a lot of the modern rappers, even these like Lil Zan and Post Malone, they use some of those same elements.

00:40:18.000 I think that's Basquiat.

00:40:25.000 Passing the bath, flashing school front was a far.

00:40:28.000 Flush it on tooth and dropshot.

00:40:43.000 I mean freestyle.

00:40:57.000 So she's listing all the different cars the man from Mars was.

00:41:10.000 You could tell that she's a really good freestyle. 1.00

00:41:12.000 This, I think, was not just the first rap song, but it also denoted the invention.

00:41:18.000 This was day one of freestyling.

00:41:21.000 Second rap song ever made was a year later.

00:41:25.000 I think it took a year.

00:41:27.000 Because of the lyrics and stuff, it takes a long time to make a rap song.

00:41:30.000 This was The Clash, The Magnificent Seven.

00:41:33.000 You may recognize elements of this video from our intro because we are huge rap fans.

00:41:41.000 See, there's always this beat.

00:41:43.000 It's linked to a funk beat.

00:41:45.000 It's called On the One.

00:41:47.000 Don't, don't, doodle, doodle, don't.

00:41:49.000 One, doodle, one.

00:41:51.000 One.

00:41:54.000 Working at Vice for so long, I ended up inadvertently just sort of like gleaning all of this rap knowledge.

00:42:01.000 Please welcome that.

00:42:02.000 Because it was around.

00:42:03.000 The class.

00:42:09.000 Notice everything rhymes.

00:42:24.000 Like rock will have a whole long sentence that you have to rhyme, but with rap, it's like, this is a thing and it's a ping.

00:42:31.000 I like to sing ding-a-ling ding.

00:42:33.000 Shorter.

00:42:36.000 It's short rhymes and a funky beat.

00:42:38.000 There's our taxi.

00:42:40.000 Okay.

00:42:41.000 And then, of course, the third song, third rap song ever made was Eyes Without a Face by Billy Idol.

00:42:48.000 And much, you can see now it's only been three years.

00:42:51.000 Hold on.

00:42:52.000 It's only been three years since Debbie Harry invented it, but we've got much more sophisticated rhymes now because it's not just Cars and Mars.

00:43:02.000 Now it's like read a murder books.

00:43:03.000 Well, I'll show you.

00:43:22.000 Water into wine.

00:43:26.000 Oh, they're slapping their butts.

00:43:27.000 They're not clapping.

00:43:31.000 On a psychedelic trip, reading murder books, trying to stay here.

00:43:36.000 Thinking of you, you're out there.

00:43:38.000 So.

00:43:40.000 And then he's done with the rap.

00:43:42.000 You don't want to do too much rap in a rap song.

00:43:45.000 Anyway, those are the three rap songs, and they form the core for all of the rap you hear today.

00:43:57.000 You get it?

00:43:59.000 And with that core knowledge now, you can understand Kanye fucking Jeffree Star.

00:44:04.000 You can understand The Weekend's face joke.

00:44:06.000 You can understand Ariel Pink getting canceled.

00:44:10.000 What a day yesterday was.

00:44:12.000 Like, I don't think...

00:44:13.000 Ariel Pink is done.

00:44:15.000 Ruined.

00:44:17.000 John Mouse, done.

00:44:20.000 And those guys who are going, hey-oh!

00:44:22.000 Woo! 0.99

00:44:27.000 15 years, my friend.

00:44:30.000 Was it worth it for the selfies?

00:44:40.000 Re-COVID is going to get heavy again.

00:44:46.000 I was with someone on Saturday, not sexually, much to my chagrin.

00:44:49.000 He's a very sexy guy.

00:44:51.000 And he had the Cove.

00:44:55.000 He was diagnosed with it.

00:44:56.000 So I've been quarantined in my basement.

00:45:00.000 Anyway, let's roll the intro.

00:45:04.000 Your language requires a paintbrush to write.

00:45:07.000 Your language sucks. 0.94

00:45:09.000 Your language is stupid. 1.00

00:45:11.000 Fucking Chinese. 1.00

00:45:13.000 Chinese virus comes from China.

00:45:15.000 Chinese asshole. 1.00

00:45:16.000 Just keep your hands off my dog. 1.00

00:45:20.000 Isn't it funny how the reaction from the left is trying to handle it?

00:45:24.000 Look, they're partying in Wuhan.

00:45:25.000 We fucked up really bad.

00:45:28.000 Are you mad?

00:45:29.000 It's like Peter, Pete, that guy's name of Pete Robertson?

00:45:32.000 Is that the SNL guy?

00:45:34.000 Pete Davidson.

00:45:35.000 Pete Davidson.

00:45:36.000 I can never remember his name.

00:45:37.000 He's such a fucking annoying lefty, and it's like, dude, Muslims killed your dad.

00:45:43.000 Yeah, but like, besides that, like, the Mac shouldn't be open.

00:45:46.000 You can afford to be a tiny bit Islamophobic when Muslims hurl planes into your dad. 1.00

00:45:54.000 Anyway, the good news is, I think it was yesterday I got my results back and I was negative.

00:46:03.000 Now, I haven't left the house the entire time I was quarantined.

00:46:06.000 You saw me in my house.

00:46:08.000 And here is the footage of me this morning coming out of quarantine.

00:46:16.000 All right.

00:46:18.000 This is it.

00:46:19.000 The official re-entry from the basement.

00:46:24.000 Cleared by the CDC.

00:46:28.000 I'm sweaty.

00:46:28.000 I was working out.

00:46:30.000 That happens.

00:46:32.000 Oh, it's so bright up here.

00:46:34.000 My God.

00:46:36.000 Oh, seeing trees again.

00:46:41.000 I don't even know what this little cupboard is for.

00:46:43.000 I never thought of it before.

00:46:45.000 I'm seeing things new for the first time.

00:46:47.000 My wife, whom I love, still a little scared.

00:46:52.000 She's cleared from the CDC.

00:46:54.000 No symptoms, no fever.

00:46:56.000 Kind of scared to kiss anyone.

00:46:59.000 So give you one of these.

00:47:01.000 You guys don't seem too happy to see me.

00:47:05.000 I want to thank you for doing, taking care of me.

00:47:08.000 You, the boy there, doing what you do, whatever it is, I love it.

00:47:12.000 And you, kids, I want to thank Mayor of the Fag Zone for adding family videographer to your resume. 0.93

00:47:23.000 Oh, wow.

00:47:24.000 An orchid.

00:47:26.000 No.

00:47:26.000 This is what we wear now.

00:47:28.000 Oops, careful now.

00:47:30.000 We wear these when we go outside because we're New Yorkers.

00:47:33.000 So guys, if you're out there, if you're checking any property in the Hamptons, first of all, you shouldn't if you're quarantined.

00:47:40.000 But even if you're not quarantined, if you're out there checking for looking at property, this goes on, okay?

00:47:46.000 Talk to the contractors.

00:47:47.000 If anyone has a problem with that, tell them to fuck off, right?

00:47:51.000 And then also, do a bunch of podcasts where you say you're going to quit your job in case you get fired.

00:47:58.000 But we're out now.

00:48:00.000 I'm back.

00:48:01.000 I had the CDC clear me and my family.

00:48:04.000 And I have a little bit of a boner.

00:48:08.000 So let's get after it.

00:48:12.000 What'd you think?

00:48:14.000 Brave.

00:48:15.000 Now, you may have noticed in that video that my family was not happy to see me.

00:48:19.000 They are shy.

00:48:23.000 That's what that was about.

00:48:24.000 That's a real thing.

00:48:26.000 Really?

00:48:27.000 Yeah, Chris was...

00:48:28.000 People made fun of him.

00:48:29.000 The onion, I think, made fun of him.

00:48:30.000 Oh, so he has some weird excuse that I don't give a shit about.

00:48:36.000 Fucking dork.

00:48:38.000 All right, I have some juicy gas.

00:48:41.000 I actually am not going to do this in order.

00:48:45.000 Am I?

00:48:46.000 Yeah, let's do it in order.

00:48:47.000 All right, so 2-5.

00:48:50.000 Some old cunt is harassing people for not wearing a mask on the train. 1.00

00:48:56.000 And Ashley St. Clair, runs in to save the day.

00:49:02.000 These mask fanatic women from hell started filming and harassing these men for drinking coffee on the train. 1.00

00:49:06.000 The older one said, I have 70,000 Twitter followers.

00:49:09.000 Like the men should be scared.

00:49:10.000 People have lost their damn minds.

00:49:12.000 If you're that scared, don't travel.

00:49:13.000 Stay home.

00:49:14.000 Every second of this is gold.

00:49:18.000 Hey, 70,000 Twitter followers, butts.

00:49:22.000 You have 70,000 Twitter followers?

00:49:25.000 You hear the guy?

00:49:25.000 He's like, wow.

00:49:26.000 Wow.

00:49:27.000 70,000 Twitter followers, but you have 70,000 Twitter followers?

00:49:33.000 Well, they're not.

00:49:35.000 That means nothing.

00:49:35.000 You're still being very rude.

00:49:38.000 These men are just drinking coffee.

00:49:41.000 They're allowed to have a mask off when they're drinking.

00:49:44.000 They weren't wearing coffee.

00:49:46.000 We weren't drinking distance.

00:49:48.000 No, no, no, no.

00:49:50.000 You know what's safer than a mask?

00:49:53.000 Social distancing.

00:49:55.000 That's more effective than the mask, so why don't you step back and leave the mask?

00:49:59.000 Oh, we're not here because you're fucking up on this train.

00:50:03.000 With this mask on.

00:50:06.000 Wait, it's possibly up.

00:50:08.000 We're having an issue here.

00:50:12.000 Mama, they get on here and start right away. 0.72

00:50:17.000 She's like, you bring police into it?

00:50:18.000 She says she's got 70 pounds.

00:50:20.000 Would you like me to call the police?

00:50:22.000 If you don't want any police, everybody needs to go back to their seat.

00:50:24.000 She said, I got 70 pounds.

00:50:27.000 I will call the police and let the police handle it.

00:50:31.000 Okay.

00:50:32.000 So then Ashley puts that up and I don't want to give it away, but people figure out who she is.

00:50:40.000 And she does what she usually does. 0.73

00:50:44.000 Oh, Ashley! 1.00

00:50:46.000 Is that you?

00:50:47.000 You fucking doxing bitch. 1.00

00:50:49.000 You Nazi bitch. 1.00

00:50:52.000 You doxed me.

00:50:53.000 I did not dox you.

00:50:55.000 Yes, you did, sweetheart.

00:50:56.000 No, I didn't.

00:50:56.000 I posted a video of you.

00:50:58.000 Huh?

00:50:58.000 I posted a video of you on a public train.

00:51:02.000 I don't even know who you are.

00:51:04.000 Well, everybody knows now, all your little Nazi friends. 0.92

00:51:08.000 You little conservative nag of friends. 1.00

00:51:11.000 This is not a good life, honey.

00:51:12.000 You are lowlife.

00:51:13.000 Thank you for all of you.

00:51:15.000 Can someone get the conductor?

00:51:18.000 Or I will.

00:51:19.000 Why?

00:51:20.000 Because you put a video of me?

00:51:22.000 You are round me.

00:51:23.000 You put a picture of me.

00:51:24.000 It's not white privilege.

00:51:25.000 It's liberal privilege.

00:51:26.000 You put the video of me.

00:51:27.000 That's idle.

00:51:28.000 5,000.

00:51:28.000 Yo, get away from me.

00:51:30.000 Get the fuck away from me. 0.98

00:51:31.000 Don't ever talk to me about it.

00:51:32.000 Get the fuck away from me. 0.98

00:51:33.000 Don't swear at me.

00:51:34.000 Get the fuck away from me. 0.98

00:51:36.000 Don't swear at me.

00:51:37.000 Get away from me.

00:51:38.000 You want to keep it.

00:51:39.000 Stephanie! 0.95

00:51:40.000 I think he's got to punch me.

00:51:42.000 Look at.

00:51:43.000 He's not even near you.

00:51:45.000 Look out.

00:51:46.000 He's not even near you.

00:51:48.000 All I'm saying is don't stop.

00:51:54.000 Get the fuck away. 0.94

00:51:56.000 She is really annoying and clearly nuts, right? 1.00

00:51:58.000 Yes.

00:51:58.000 Come on.

00:51:59.000 What's the problem?

00:52:01.000 What do you know that I don't?

00:52:04.000 I fucked her at a party once. 1.00

00:52:07.000 Now, that's the woman who helped put Max and John in prison. 0.79

00:52:11.000 That is Sandy Backham.

00:52:13.000 No.

00:52:14.000 Yep.

00:52:15.000 Following a bizarre trial that included testimony from activist Sandy Backham, who has worked with witches to cast hexes on Trump, two of the men acting in self-defense were sentenced to four years in prison as a result of the brief brawl.

00:52:28.000 What?

00:52:29.000 That's from Dan Bongino.

00:52:32.000 She is absolutely nuts.

00:52:34.000 She went to my talk, was filming everyone.

00:52:36.000 She was there in court.

00:52:38.000 And because we're in clown world, clowns have authority.

00:52:41.000 So she showed up in court and they mentioned the seance, right?

00:52:47.000 No, no worries about it.

00:52:48.000 Show the pic of the seance.

00:52:51.000 Let's, there it is.

00:52:52.000 And read what she says.

00:52:54.000 God, she's a fucking nut. 1.00

00:52:55.000 I hexed Trump and Kavanaugh.

00:52:57.000 Amazing, empowering night.

00:52:59.000 Outside screaming, Jesus, outside screaming. 0.96

00:53:02.000 Jesus freaks and Alex Jones ambush reporter.

00:53:04.000 What?

00:53:04.000 Outside screaming.

00:53:05.000 Oh, outside screaming, colon.

00:53:08.000 Jesus freaks and Alex Jones Ambush reporter. 0.51

00:53:10.000 No proud boys.

00:53:11.000 Guess they were in the tombs as promised by Gavin McInnis.

00:53:14.000 Oops.

00:53:15.000 You've been Nazi punked, New York. 0.63

00:53:17.000 I don't.

00:53:18.000 Does anyone understand that?

00:53:20.000 It's witch talk. 0.81

00:53:21.000 Now, I have the seance.

00:53:24.000 It's on YouTube.

00:53:25.000 It's on the tubes.

00:53:26.000 Actually, what?

00:53:27.000 Yeah, it's the next link.

00:53:29.000 Opti-dokey.

00:53:30.000 They start hexing as kids, too, and hope that they'll become infertile.

00:53:50.000 You think maybe she's a biased witness? 1.00

00:53:53.000 Should this woman be in a court of law? 1.00

00:54:07.000 Are those dick candles?

00:54:09.000 Oh, they sure are.

00:54:10.000 Dicks with nails within them. 0.99

00:54:14.000 Well, that's where they're talking about infertility.

00:54:16.000 They said they want to end the Trump bloodline.

00:54:18.000 So I guess this is...

00:54:20.000 Because Donald Trump and Donald Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump have already bred, right?

00:54:24.000 So those nails, I guess, were in the grandson's penises.

00:54:27.000 Oh, great.

00:54:28.000 Right?

00:54:28.000 If you want to end the bloodline, because Don's not having any more.

00:54:30.000 It's too late, right?

00:54:32.000 So you're watching people stick nails into the effigies of children's penises.

00:54:41.000 That's the left.

00:54:43.000 That is the depraved lunatic.

00:54:45.000 Those are little kids' penises right there on fire. 1.00

00:54:49.000 And a whole room of people chanting and clapping about how empowered they are.

00:54:56.000 Their side is burning children's penises. 0.90

00:55:00.000 Our side is breaking a window at the Capitol.

00:55:05.000 And just in case you had any doubts about how incredibly fucking insane this woman is, during Max and John's trial, they pulled up this picture. 1.00

00:55:13.000 And they said, with her cold, dead hand, I guess someone pried away their gun.

00:55:19.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

00:55:20.000 Looks like a dragon.

00:55:24.000 They said, is this you?

00:55:26.000 Trying to show the jury that this woman is biased. 0.98

00:55:28.000 I guess the burning children's penises didn't cut it. 1.00

00:55:31.000 And she goes, well, I recognize my Rolex.

00:55:37.000 And then she starts convulsing and having a self-induced panic attack where she goes, should I not have said that? 0.99

00:55:43.000 Should I have said that?

00:55:44.000 Should I not have said that?

00:55:46.000 Should I have said that?

00:55:48.000 And they're like, seems legit.

00:55:51.000 Should we put Max and John in prison?

00:55:53.000 Yes, they're Nazis.

00:55:55.000 Okay.

00:55:56.000 Anything else?

00:55:57.000 Yes.

00:55:58.000 I want a witch mayor. 1.00

00:56:02.000 Fucking Jesus.

00:56:07.000 Oh, I have one last story before we get to the mailbag.

00:56:11.000 I lost my last liberal friend.

00:56:14.000 And she was...

00:56:18.000 I gotta be really careful not to accidentally text her.

00:56:23.000 Is she still going?

00:56:29.000 Oh, okay.

00:56:29.000 So she wants my kids to be gay.

00:56:31.000 They're really big on your kids.

00:56:33.000 What the hell?

00:56:33.000 You'll notice that?

00:56:34.000 Like, what about your daughter?

00:56:36.000 If your daughter saw that?

00:56:37.000 Or what if your children were all raped?

00:56:39.000 Would you think it was cool then?

00:56:41.000 What if Trump raped your family?

00:56:44.000 I'd be mad at him.

00:56:45.000 He'd be dead.

00:56:46.000 So anyway, she's got a cute story about her kid and clinking a guy and saying cheers. 1.00

00:56:52.000 And she's only three.

00:56:53.000 All right.

00:56:54.000 I'm keeping it very light.

00:56:56.000 And she says, yeah, she's three.

00:56:59.000 We got to get her another one.

00:57:01.000 She's an only child.

00:57:02.000 And this woman's pretty old. 1.00

00:57:05.000 And I was like, yeah.

00:57:07.000 I go, and I'm being nice.

00:57:09.000 I'm like, three is great.

00:57:11.000 She's getting a personality now.

00:57:12.000 You're getting a taste of what she'll be like at 30. 0.97

00:57:15.000 And I go, babies are heroin. 0.99

00:57:18.000 And then I go, but it's not like they suck when they're older, too.

00:57:20.000 They get cool.

00:57:21.000 They have their hobbies and they're fun to hang out with.

00:57:24.000 Like my daughter and I can just watch a movie together and it's like I'm watching a movie with a pal.

00:57:28.000 And then I said, I wish I had five.

00:57:31.000 They're cute because they're your...

00:57:32.000 No, she, what does she say?

00:57:34.000 Oh, yeah.

00:57:34.000 I go, they're so fucking cute.

00:57:35.000 And she goes, she goes, I know, it's fucked up. 0.98

00:57:39.000 There's zero reasons to have another kid aside from they're cute.

00:57:44.000 Now, this is when I'm starting to go, that's bothering me.

00:57:51.000 And then she goes, so then I go, no, there's more than cute.

00:57:54.000 They get their hobbies and stuff, and they're good to hang out with.

00:57:57.000 And then I go, look, it's why we're here to make kids.

00:58:02.000 And she goes, not anymore.

00:58:03.000 All right.

00:58:04.000 Now I'm getting annoyed.

00:58:05.000 I'm trying to keep it light.

00:58:06.000 I only have one liberal friend left.

00:58:09.000 And so I'm like, well, and then I'm trying to be, I'm trying to tread light.

00:58:14.000 And I go, I wish I had five.

00:58:16.000 They're cute because they're yours and it's nature's plan.

00:58:20.000 And I go, what do you mean you don't want kids anymore?

00:58:22.000 You think we're in the movie Escape from New York?

00:58:25.000 And blah, blah, blah.

00:58:27.000 And then I go, it's all about having kids, and she goes, Some people can't have kids.

00:58:32.000 Are they not supposed to be alive?

00:58:34.000 That's poppycock.

00:58:35.000 This woman, by the way, is 10 years younger than me.

00:58:36.000 So I'm getting lectured by a 40-year-old.

00:58:41.000 And I try to change the subject, and I go, Are you getting ducking a lot every time you want to type fucking?

00:58:47.000 You know, like, let's get away from this because I know where it's going.

00:58:51.000 And I, and then I, I've heard this argument before.

00:58:53.000 I say, we're only here for propagation, right?

00:58:55.000 And then they go, what about women that are infertile? 0.99

00:58:57.000 Are they not women? 1.00

00:58:58.000 And I go, oh, of course they're women, but it's very unfortunate, which is why they cry themselves to sleep at night, right? 1.00

00:59:05.000 And then I go, your success is defined by how many kids you have.

00:59:12.000 Now, I know you have some woman in the hood who has 13 kids that she doesn't pay attention to you. 1.00

00:59:16.000 We're not talking with that, obviously.

00:59:17.000 We're talking within our little world, middle class, I guess you'd call it.

00:59:23.000 And that's what set her off because I think she's old and she has an only child and she realizes you're not going to have more.

00:59:28.000 So now it became acrimonious.

00:59:30.000 And that was, I was drinking, and I may have had a nose beer or two.

00:59:33.000 And the problem with saying something like that is you're saying that that person's unsuccessful, right?

00:59:39.000 And then I talked about Chelsea Peretti and blah, blah, blah.

00:59:44.000 And then I said, like, that's what's unfortunate about gays. 1.00

00:59:50.000 They can't breed.

00:59:52.000 And she goes, and I go, even Chelsea Peretti, like, she's lonely.

00:59:55.000 She can adopt a kid.

00:59:56.000 And she goes, the gay comment is annoying and it proves my point. 0.98

01:00:00.000 Where did I say the gay comment?

01:00:01.000 Sorry.

01:00:03.000 Oh, yeah.

01:00:04.000 I was saying that gays are like vegetarian lions. 1.00

01:00:06.000 They're just broken.

01:00:09.000 If you found out a lion only eats vegetables, you wouldn't want to hurt it.

01:00:13.000 You just go, that's unfortunate.

01:00:14.000 That's not the way it's supposed to go.

01:00:16.000 Same with an albino.

01:00:18.000 Albinos are great, but like you're sensitive to the sun and you look very weird and you wouldn't want your kid to be an albino. 1.00

01:00:24.000 If your kid was an albino, you go, oh, well, if your kid was a vegetarian lion, you'd get over it, right? 0.99

01:00:29.000 And she got really mad about the gay thing.

01:00:32.000 And she goes, the gay comment is annoying and proves my point entirely. 0.95

01:00:35.000 If procreating is the only point, then there'd be no gay people. 1.00

01:00:38.000 Gay people is Earth's way of course correcting that our species survive, not the opposite. 1.00

01:00:42.000 What are you?

01:00:43.000 18?

01:00:44.000 She said that to you? 0.90

01:00:45.000 Yeah.

01:00:46.000 Oh, my God.

01:00:47.000 I guess they keep our population down?

01:00:50.000 Yeah, sure.

01:00:51.000 I go, gays are 1% of the population. 1.00

01:00:52.000 They don't correct shit.

01:00:53.000 They're albinos.

01:00:54.000 Just a weird birth defect.

01:00:56.000 No biggie, though.

01:00:57.000 I'd be sad if my son was an albino, but I get over it. 0.90

01:00:59.000 It's the cleft lip of sexuality.

01:01:04.000 I said, nature makes all kinds of silly accidents.

01:01:06.000 Nature's goal, however, is that each species propagates.

01:01:09.000 If they don't, something's wrong.

01:01:12.000 The dodo bird was not meant to be.

01:01:14.000 It's not coming to the Olympics.

01:01:17.000 And then this is where we lose it.

01:01:19.000 My truest wish for you is that at least one of your children is gay, and not the uncomplicated kind either. 1.00

01:01:26.000 I go, that's so petty and cruel.

01:01:27.000 Amber Tamblin said the same thing.

01:01:29.000 She also said, I won't include that.

01:01:32.000 I want my kids to have kids.

01:01:34.000 I hang out with fags all the time. 1.00

01:01:36.000 What you say, whether you believe it as fact or not, is fucking hurtful.

01:01:40.000 And you wouldn't understand how to have empathy if it didn't affect you personally.

01:01:44.000 What?

01:01:45.000 This is like some child telling me the only ways I can feel empathy.

01:01:50.000 Like knowing about someone's empathy, you can't get much deeper than that.

01:01:55.000 You don't know how to love.

01:01:57.000 And then I said, fuck you for bringing my kids into a philosophical discussion.

01:02:00.000 You're a cunt. 1.00

01:02:00.000 You're a horrible cunt. 1.00

01:02:02.000 Gays are literally not normal. 1.00

01:02:03.000 Look up normal in the dictionary.

01:02:05.000 My kids are left-handed.

01:02:06.000 It's a minor inconvenience.

01:02:07.000 It's not beautiful.

01:02:08.000 God didn't make it so in order for the species to survive.

01:02:11.000 It's harder to find baseball gloves.

01:02:13.000 Homosexuality is a crazy, big exaggeration of that. 0.99

01:02:16.000 I go, you just wish that one of my kids grew up very different from everyone around them in order to teach me a lesson about some kind of perceived bigotry you must know deep down I don't have.

01:02:24.000 I don't wish your child to be anything but fulfilled.

01:02:27.000 Fuck you, you horrible fucking cunt. 0.99

01:02:30.000 I consider being gay a good thing, so you're welcome.

01:02:34.000 And then she goes, you're so exactly like the thing you hate.

01:02:36.000 It's so obvious and boring and stunted at this point.

01:02:38.000 And then I go, okay, before we end this 20-year relationship, like the children of single mothers, gays are born with a severe disadvantage.

01:02:45.000 They can't procreate.

01:02:46.000 They have a high suicide rate.

01:02:47.000 They have disproportionately drug addiction problems.

01:02:51.000 I don't believe it's from homophobia because we see the same problems in San Francisco and New York.

01:02:56.000 You know I like gays.

01:02:57.000 You know I'd continue to love my kids unconditionally if they were gay.

01:02:59.000 Wanting them to be inconvenienced in order to teach me a lesson is a friendship ender.

01:03:04.000 Let's just be clear before we cut the cord. 0.97

01:03:07.000 You're patronizing, blah, blah, blah.

01:03:10.000 And then she ends it with, this is the end of the friendship.

01:03:13.000 The only reason that Proud Boys became, oh yeah, she goes, you're just, wait, wait, you're mad and you have a bruised ego because of vice.

01:03:20.000 And that's why you started the Proud Boys.

01:03:23.000 And because you're known as the Vice Guy.

01:03:25.000 I'm like, people, very few people know me as the Vice Guy.

01:03:28.000 For better for worse, I'm known as the Proud Boys guy.

01:03:29.000 And she goes, the only reason Proud Boys became your identity is because you didn't have anywhere else to put the rage you felt from leaving Vice.

01:03:35.000 Your entire movement is founded on feeling embarrassed.

01:03:39.000 Like, I was done with Vice around my wedding, around 05, 06.

01:03:45.000 07 was all the paperwork.

01:03:47.000 And the day 08 started, I was gone.

01:03:49.000 So that's 05.

01:03:50.000 Proud Boy started in 2015.

01:03:52.000 So that was 10 years of just this rage with nowhere to put it.

01:03:56.000 And then finally, finally, 10 years of carrying this bundle of faggots on my back, like the Led Zeppelin album cover. 1.00

01:04:03.000 I can plonk it in a bucket and go, oh, my embarrassed rage finally has a home.

01:04:10.000 Like, I don't get how people purport to know so much about other people.

01:04:14.000 You know?

01:04:15.000 And I mean, I could have said a million petty things about how she's infertile now because she waited too long and she fucked up and blah, blah, blah. 0.99

01:04:22.000 But that's not interesting.

01:04:24.000 That's petty.

01:04:26.000 So we're done.

01:04:29.000 And the real question is, can you be friends with liberals?

01:04:33.000 Can you be friends with women? 1.00

01:04:35.000 I mean, Jimmy the bartender is a liberal, but he never gets into my, tries to get into my soul and tell me how I can have empathy.

01:04:44.000 Another thing she said, too, was, you haven't evolved since 2007 when I was 37 or whatever.

01:04:51.000 And I'm like, yeah, that sounds about right.

01:04:53.000 You're supposed to change your opinions every couple of years or something?

01:04:56.000 Well, you should change a few of them, but as far as like your personality and what you believe, I've been unapologetically offensive my entire adult life.

01:05:04.000 I think you think of your dad when he's 37 and your dad when he's 50.

01:05:08.000 You don't want him to become like some hippie all of a sudden.

01:05:11.000 You need a stable dad.

01:05:13.000 You want to be sort of locked in.

01:05:15.000 For the most part, yeah.

01:05:16.000 I lost a liberal friend that I didn't even know.

01:05:19.000 They hated me, you know, because I post Trump stuff, I guess.

01:05:22.000 And they just assumed I hate people on welfare.

01:05:25.000 I'm like, I don't hate them.

01:05:26.000 I just don't think it's really good for them.

01:05:27.000 I'm so tired of this perceived bigotry.

01:05:29.000 Yeah.

01:05:30.000 And this is what she hits me with.

01:05:32.000 She's like, you're so cool.

01:05:33.000 You think it's so awesome, but you've never had a license, an apartment, or whatever, and you lived off your grandparents all your life.

01:05:40.000 And then you hate people that live off the government.

01:05:42.000 I was like, I don't hate people who live off the government.

01:05:44.000 I just think it, one, it doesn't help them.

01:05:46.000 And two, it gives losers an easy way to try to insult them.

01:05:50.000 Wait, do you have a license and an apartment?

01:05:52.000 I know.

01:05:52.000 I told her that.

01:05:53.000 I was like, I got a career, an apartment, not a fag zone. 1.00

01:05:58.000 And I don't have a car, but I do have a license to ill.

01:06:02.000 New Yorkers don't have cars.

01:06:04.000 And then she said, right.

01:06:05.000 And then she said, oh, LOL, last time I checked in on you, which is like years ago, you didn't have any of those things.

01:06:12.000 I was like, do some research before you're going to be aggressive and dumb.

01:06:16.000 It really is strange, this like exodus, the lefty exodus from anyone who doesn't hate Trump.

01:06:22.000 I'm not going to even say MAGA, but doesn't hate Trump.

01:06:24.000 And you'll see like someone loses a friend because they're dating a MAGA person.

01:06:30.000 Yeah.

01:06:30.000 We should start defrieing.

01:06:32.000 I mean, no, never mind.

01:06:34.000 But why is it always us that are okay?

01:06:35.000 When they're old folks' home down in the south, in the south, in Florida, they'll have friends that stop talking to them.

01:06:41.000 Like, this isn't just us.

01:06:43.000 This is a national divorce.

01:06:45.000 And we're not divorcing them.

01:06:46.000 They're divorcing us.

01:06:47.000 And it's based on a perception of who we are, not who we really are.

01:06:51.000 That's the craziest part.

01:06:52.000 Like that dude I was telling you about the other day on the show, who was telling me about this, these guys who have a podcast in Harlem, two of his students, and it's really good.

01:07:01.000 And I should just open.

01:07:02.000 And I'm like, sure it is.

01:07:04.000 I love that.

01:07:05.000 What do you think?

01:07:06.000 I love that.

01:07:06.000 Wait.

01:07:07.000 Yeah.

01:07:08.000 And then would you say, oh, Blacks can press the buttons and make this? 1.00

01:07:11.000 Ain't no way no Negro can do no podcast. 1.00

01:07:14.000 I have a friend.

01:07:15.000 Or even when the shit was really hitting the fan when I first moved to the suburbs, and this woman calls my wife and says, I think it's terrible what they're doing to you.

01:07:22.000 And the media and everything, it's ridiculous, harassing your family.

01:07:26.000 I want to come by and just bring you a cup of tea or something.

01:07:29.000 Or, I don't know, a piece of cake, some shit.

01:07:31.000 And my wife goes, that would mean a lot.

01:07:33.000 Thank you.

01:07:34.000 And the woman goes, but I'm Jewish.

01:07:36.000 Sorry, I just ruined it.

01:07:37.000 She goes, but I'm Jewish.

01:07:38.000 Is that okay?

01:07:40.000 Are you out of your fucking mind calling me here?

01:07:43.000 You're what?

01:07:44.000 My house is a Jew-free zone, bitch. 1.00

01:07:48.000 Like, who is this guy that they make us out to be?

01:07:51.000 My girlfriend, her friend was like, you know, done with her for a while, but she saw her friend that divorced her posted like, okay, I literally can't tolerate this anymore.

01:08:01.000 What's happening at the Capitol is unforgivable.

01:08:04.000 I'm done.

01:08:05.000 And it's like, all of a sudden, you're pro-government buildings.

01:08:08.000 Like, she was for BLM burning the whole fucking place down. 0.92

01:08:11.000 That's now she's like, that building, though, that's.

01:08:14.000 They burnt DC down.

01:08:15.000 And also, they burnt that historic church.

01:08:18.000 Right.

01:08:18.000 Remember?

01:08:19.000 Yeah, right across the window.

01:08:20.000 Fucking Jesus.

01:08:21.000 Yeah, they hate that shit.

01:08:22.000 But all of a sudden.

01:08:24.000 Anyway, it doesn't hurt my feelings anymore.

01:08:29.000 It's like being Amish and then you realize, no, I don't want to be Amish anymore. 0.92

01:08:32.000 And you realize that the Amish people are going to say, well, fuck you.

01:08:35.000 And you go, yeah, I get it.

01:08:36.000 Bye.

01:08:37.000 I think it's silly to ride around in a carriage all day.

01:08:40.000 But it is confusing how vitriolic they get.

01:08:46.000 And you'll notice, and I talk to a lot of people about this, when they're on their little message boards and the Facebooks, all the things I'm banned from, they always tippy-toe our side.

01:08:56.000 And they're like, yeah, it was pretty egregious, the Capitol, but I can see how a lot of Americans, especially with all the restrictions and the rioting, I can see how they had had enough, maybe.

01:09:11.000 And they're like, fuck you, you're dead to me.

01:09:14.000 Okay, sorry.

01:09:16.000 Bodweisa.

01:09:18.000 All right, let's hit the fucking mail B. Riot, shut up, you don't have a dead.

01:09:26.000 Let's turn our eyes together, Mail B. Let me touch it.

01:09:37.000 No name.

01:09:38.000 It says in big letters.

01:09:41.000 This is a course from Mike Gingersnips.

01:09:47.000 I go to University of Ontario and will certainly be severely punished for watching your show.

01:09:52.000 Nice free country we live in.

01:09:55.000 Or free continent, including Canada.

01:09:57.000 I want to ask your opinion on a situation I faced a while ago.

01:09:59.000 I was out with my girlfriend and we saw what looked like people going through a house with flashlights.

01:10:06.000 Possible BNE.

01:10:07.000 We weren't sure, but felt it'd be a good idea to call the police, but couldn't as we face fines up to $10,000 for breaking the lockdown rules.

01:10:16.000 Do you think that other people have faced similar situations?

01:10:18.000 What should I do in the future?

01:10:20.000 Huh.

01:10:21.000 Sounds like a young guy.

01:10:22.000 Anonymous tip?

01:10:24.000 Yeah, can't you call anonymously?

01:10:26.000 Can't you?

01:10:26.000 I guess there's no payphones anymore, right?

01:10:28.000 And they can trace your call.

01:10:29.000 Can't you block your sender?

01:10:31.000 Should be able to.

01:10:32.000 Yeah.

01:10:34.000 Or you could go in there and handle it yourself.

01:10:37.000 I don't know.

01:10:38.000 That's a really fucked up thing.

01:10:39.000 $10,000.

01:10:40.000 Thanks a lot, COVID rules.

01:10:45.000 Gav, can you talk about how people started to believe in voting again with Donald Trump?

01:10:48.000 And now after election fraud proves to be real and people can get away with it, people think it will be useless in the future.

01:10:54.000 I mean, that is what evil wants.

01:10:56.000 Yeah, we're here, dude.

01:10:58.000 That's what yesterday was about.

01:11:00.000 It was about fuck this place.

01:11:08.000 Because if elections don't work once, why would they work the next time?

01:11:13.000 Oh, we had a rigged election this time, but it's going to correct itself with Biden and Harris.

01:11:18.000 They're going to fix it and make sure that Republicans can have a fair election and win in four years.

01:11:25.000 So it's a one-way ticket to Zimbabwe, really.

01:11:28.000 They want people to not believe in The fair process of voting.

01:11:31.000 I don't.

01:11:32.000 But it just seems to go back and forth.

01:11:34.000 Democrats think Republicans stole the election with Trump, and then they were like, Yeah, but we have evidence.

01:11:38.000 It makes me think of a theory that the Democrats struck a deal for 2016 just in case the votes didn't guarantee their win.

01:11:44.000 They made a deal with Russia to make sure Hillary Clinton won.

01:11:47.000 Then maybe the Democrats looked weak to the Russians or made the Russians mad so the Russians flipped it and made Trump win.

01:11:53.000 So that's where the Democrats got the Russian hoax idea because it was their idea in the first place that backfired.

01:11:59.000 Is the big picture that we never know when the election product is going on, no matter who wins?

01:12:03.000 Yes, my dear.

01:12:05.000 That is exactly.

01:12:07.000 But I think this was unprecedented fraud, and I think we have an unprecedented loss of confidence in the voting system from the American people.

01:12:15.000 I think it was intentionally blatant to be like, F you.

01:12:18.000 Everything is a middle finger.

01:12:19.000 Like Dave Smith was saying, everything in media is a middle finger to the right-wingers.

01:12:23.000 They're like, yeah, we back BLM.

01:12:24.000 We give them money.

01:12:25.000 We let them get away with all this stuff.

01:12:27.000 And we're going to teach your kids tranny stuff. 1.00

01:12:29.000 We're going to put on commercials.

01:12:30.000 Everything's a fuck you.

01:12:31.000 Yeah, I think that's a good take.

01:12:34.000 And we see this with prisoners when it's time for their probation and they're taking, say, anger management.

01:12:39.000 You go, all right, well, there must be a lot of things about meditation and counting to 10.

01:12:44.000 And they just bully them and they teach them about Black Lives Matter and white privilege. 0.50

01:12:48.000 And even though most of the people in these classes are fucking black and Hispanic, or Maddie's fucking class where he has to draw pictures of his son and his motorcycle.

01:12:57.000 Like, it's just bullying.

01:12:59.000 It's the revenge of the weak.

01:13:02.000 Dear Mr. Gavin and Senior Touchy Facey Pissy Boy. 0.97

01:13:05.000 I don't know who that is.

01:13:06.000 Yesterday I planned to ask about the skiing story that you admitted due to the absolute assholey of the Vermont liquor distributors.

01:13:13.000 After the DC riot mandate was enacted, I pivoted to the emotional response that I experienced from watching the death of Ashley Babbitt.

01:13:20.000 Anyways, please tell us about your sweet experience on the slopes with your firstborn.

01:13:26.000 Oh, I didn't finish that story.

01:13:28.000 That was it.

01:13:29.000 I knew there was a hole in the plot.

01:13:31.000 Stop me if you've heard this, though.

01:13:33.000 Okay.

01:13:34.000 So I want to go down to the very, I want to go to the top of the mountain.

01:13:38.000 And that's a hard lift to get to.

01:13:40.000 You got to go up one and then across.

01:13:41.000 So we get there, and we're down in an area we can't really, we have to walk really high to get out of now.

01:13:46.000 We're in a little pit where the bottom of the lift is.

01:13:49.000 This is at Stowe.

01:13:50.000 And I say to the guy, is it black diamonds up there?

01:13:53.000 Is there any blues at all?

01:13:54.000 Because I'm with my daughter, who's a spaz. 1.00

01:13:57.000 I mean, she's not a spazz. 1.00

01:13:59.000 She hasn't really taken to skiing.

01:14:01.000 She's still in the snowplow phase.

01:14:03.000 So he goes, yeah, the blues are all close.

01:14:07.000 Wait, that might be it.

01:14:08.000 The goat?

01:14:10.000 No.

01:14:10.000 Is that Stow?

01:14:11.000 Yeah, but it's called the goat, this trail.

01:14:13.000 Double Diamond.

01:14:15.000 No, it wasn't Double Diamond, I don't think.

01:14:17.000 Well, this area, this one part was.

01:14:19.000 But anyway, he goes, yeah, I mean, it was my first black.

01:14:22.000 And then my buddy, the scouser, is like, it's going to be all right.

01:14:25.000 I'm like, I don't know, man.

01:14:27.000 My daughter's sensitive.

01:14:28.000 And I don't want to fucking petrify her so she never wants to come skiing again. 0.99

01:14:32.000 You know, you want to incrementally let them enjoy it so they get better and better.

01:14:36.000 You don't want to fucking make them smoke a carton of cigarettes on their first day.

01:14:39.000 So he goes, it'll be all right.

01:14:41.000 So we're drive, we're in the, we're on the chairlift and I'm kind of quiet the whole time because I just got a bad feeling about this.

01:14:48.000 So we get up there, fucking ice, it's the East Coast, and everyone leaves.

01:14:55.000 My son is a snowboarder, so no matter how bad the hill is, he can sort of just go on his knees and if it's sheer ice, just sort of go...

01:15:03.000 But the worry about an amateur on skis is they, skis go parallel and they start whipping down the ice and then they can't stop and they go into it, then they panic and go into a tree.

01:15:12.000 I'm actually getting kind of goose pimples.

01:15:14.000 It's scary.

01:15:15.000 Your legs could go completely apart.

01:15:18.000 You know what I mean?

01:15:19.000 She's not good at stopping. 1.00

01:15:20.000 And if you're not good at stopping, the worst case scenario is really fucking bad.

01:15:25.000 It's death.

01:15:27.000 So she's like, what the hell's going on?

01:15:29.000 I go, it's going to be okay.

01:15:30.000 It's going to be okay.

01:15:31.000 And the first part of the black was reasonable. 0.92

01:15:32.000 It's kind of like this.

01:15:33.000 It wasn't very mogly, but you could handle it, right?

01:15:36.000 And then there was breaks that would level out.

01:15:38.000 Then we get to a cliff.

01:15:42.000 And I just go, what the fuck?

01:15:45.000 It's, I'm not going to exaggerate.

01:15:47.000 It was this.

01:15:48.000 Wow.

01:15:48.000 Wait.

01:15:49.000 Holy shit.

01:15:51.000 It was about that.

01:15:53.000 Like this.

01:15:53.000 Like 15.

01:15:55.000 Like three degrees.

01:15:57.000 So, and there's pros there.

01:15:59.000 There was one woman there who had like the full suit and she was so old she had no helmet. 1.00

01:16:04.000 And you go, what do you mean, an old lady? 0.99

01:16:06.000 No, dude, I mean a woman who's been skiing since the 70s before anyone wore helmets. 0.98

01:16:11.000 She was probably like a ski bunny in the 80s. 1.00

01:16:13.000 And she's shitting her pants. 1.00

01:16:15.000 And her son is there.

01:16:16.000 He's like 20, 25.

01:16:19.000 He's got the full suit, the red suit with the racing stripes and everything.

01:16:23.000 Like they're fucking peros.

01:16:25.000 And she's like, I'm frozen.

01:16:26.000 I'm frozen.

01:16:27.000 He goes, come on, mom.

01:16:28.000 And then he looks at me like, can you believe this shit?

01:16:29.000 And I'm like, yes, I can.

01:16:32.000 Like, I could, I'm a pretty good skier.

01:16:34.000 I can handle it.

01:16:35.000 I'm not going to enjoy it.

01:16:36.000 It's going to be like...

01:16:39.000 So I go, you're going to have to go down on your ass.

01:16:42.000 But it was so intense that I'm scared of her on her ass.

01:16:47.000 Just flying down.

01:16:48.000 Flying and then disappearing into the forest.

01:16:50.000 Maybe losing, you might lose contact with the, you might just be in the air for a little bit.

01:16:55.000 It wasn't quite that steep, but it was all ice.

01:16:59.000 So then I come up with this plan where I give me your skis, give me your poles, and then I say, I'll go down, I'll start sliding down parallel to the hill, right?

01:17:07.000 Like, and then you sort of straddle my boot on your ass. 1.00

01:17:15.000 So you're like my left foot.

01:17:18.000 You're like a tumor on my left foot, my left ski boot.

01:17:22.000 So at least now you're not going to go whipping away.

01:17:24.000 So we try that.

01:17:25.000 I'm like, carrying all her shit too.

01:17:30.000 But then we start speeding up.

01:17:35.000 And it's going faster and faster.

01:17:37.000 And then I start losing control because I have this giant tumor on my foot.

01:17:40.000 And I start going backwards.

01:17:42.000 And then, whoosh, she's off.

01:17:44.000 So she's screaming her head off, crying.

01:17:47.000 And I'm just going, please hit the snow.

01:17:49.000 And eventually the ice sort of levels out.

01:17:51.000 But she was going as fast as like a super exciting toboggan. 1.00

01:17:57.000 Oh my God.

01:17:59.000 And That's it didn't get better.

01:18:02.000 So you'd get there, you'd turn a corner, and then there was the same thing again.

01:18:06.000 Whoa, look at this.

01:18:07.000 This is just like an hour.

01:18:09.000 That's probably where we were.

01:18:10.000 That's steep as hell, my dude.

01:18:14.000 I mean, there's only so many black diamonds that still.

01:18:18.000 It took us like 40 minutes to get to the bottom, and she's shaking.

01:18:21.000 At the bottom, I go, that was harrowing.

01:18:23.000 We just survived.

01:18:24.000 I st. Bernarded you down the hill. 0.98

01:18:25.000 And I just held her.

01:18:27.000 Like we had a moment.

01:18:28.000 It was actually kind of good for us, for our relationship, because we survived that.

01:18:32.000 I mean, I wasn't scared, but I was scared for her.

01:18:35.000 You know, when you're a father, you're watching your daughter ahead of you and you're just like, stop, stop.

01:18:39.000 And she doesn't listen to me when we ski because she gets panicked.

01:18:44.000 Holy shit.

01:18:45.000 It sucked.

01:18:46.000 And I was really mad at my buddy.

01:18:47.000 He was like, don't worry about it.

01:18:48.000 We're going to be okay.

01:18:49.000 I've done it yesterday.

01:18:50.000 It's fine.

01:18:51.000 You're getting great at that impression.

01:18:53.000 Does that sound like him?

01:18:54.000 Sounds like he's in the room.

01:18:56.000 Dang, now what you're going to do.

01:18:57.000 Yeah, with that percussive.

01:18:58.000 That D. His D's like shy.

01:19:00.000 It sounds like fireworks going on.

01:19:02.000 What are you doing?

01:19:04.000 Easy.

01:19:06.000 God, I hear ringing every time you say the letter D. I have fucking windows.

01:19:14.000 Okay.

01:19:15.000 Hey, guys, I found this awesome video on YouTube of Ryan's very impressive stand-up performance.

01:19:20.000 I figured you guys could watch the entire thing on the show for all the viewers to enjoy.

01:19:26.000 And the title is Ryan Rivera Stand-Up Comedy.

01:19:31.000 And it is at Imperial Guitar.

01:19:34.000 So let's turn that up.

01:19:36.000 I love your shoes.

01:19:37.000 Hey, guys.

01:19:39.000 So I got you, my dad, you know?

01:19:41.000 No, no, no.

01:19:42.000 Ryan, go back to the beginning, please.

01:19:44.000 I don't like you anymore.

01:19:45.000 And we won't need for you.

01:19:46.000 Starting right now, I don't like you.

01:19:49.000 Out of my heart's my Japanese. 1.00

01:19:51.000 I can't do this.

01:19:52.000 Yes, you have to.

01:19:52.000 Turn it up.

01:19:53.000 I can't do this.

01:19:53.000 Turn it up.

01:19:54.000 Can I walk away?

01:19:55.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:19:57.000 As long as the volumes make it loud.

01:19:59.000 I don't want to be here for this.

01:20:00.000 Come on, it's going to get me.

01:20:01.000 Oh, I can't fail.

01:20:02.000 I'm not going to offend you.

01:20:04.000 He's leaving the studio.

01:20:06.000 Oh, my dad, he's super duper Japanese. 1.00

01:20:10.000 When he talks to me, it's like this.

01:20:11.000 I'm going to give you a little sample.

01:20:13.000 It's like, Rayon, today we're going to the beach.

01:20:17.000 We saw Brada and Little Sista and, you know, playing, having fun.

01:20:21.000 I was like, yeah, I know what to do with the beach, dad.

01:20:23.000 I know what's going on.

01:20:24.000 But when he writes, he only knows how to write capital letters.

01:20:28.000 He never learned like lowercase, ever.

01:20:30.000 You know, because it's hard.

01:20:30.000 It's like 26 times 2.

01:20:32.000 I'm horrible at math.

01:20:33.000 You'll find that out too.

01:20:35.000 So he's like, we're going to go to the beach, blah, blah, blah.

01:20:37.000 He's very calm.

01:20:37.000 You know, you get into his voice, you're like, wow, I'm calm.

01:20:40.000 He writes you a letter in all caps, and it now goes from that calmness to, Rayan, today we're going to the beach.

01:20:48.000 Pak dings pollo brada, siska. 1.00

01:20:50.000 And I'm like, she's yelling at me.

01:20:52.000 Japanese yelling through a thing. 0.95

01:20:55.000 Okay.

01:20:56.000 Is anyone there?

01:20:58.000 Another thing about the race thing, I'm not very good at math.

01:21:00.000 The way you should have sold that joke is you scream at the top of your lungs.

01:21:04.000 You just did it kind of loud.

01:21:06.000 I don't know why I did any of this.

01:21:11.000 I can't hear it.

01:21:12.000 Turn it off.

01:21:12.000 I don't know if it's laziness.

01:21:14.000 That's kind of a wrong stereotype to put out there.

01:21:16.000 But we're good at subtracting things from the grocery store and adding to our pockets.

01:21:22.000 We're pretty good at that.

01:21:23.000 That's not nice.

01:21:25.000 Latinos.

01:21:26.000 They're not all like that.

01:21:27.000 You know, we change.

01:21:28.000 Anyway, we tan very well.

01:21:30.000 Anywho.

01:21:31.000 I love rice, you know, both sides.

01:21:33.000 Rice.

01:21:34.000 Latinos are very good at multiplying.

01:21:36.000 Have you noticed that?

01:21:40.000 Yeah.

01:21:41.000 All right.

01:21:41.000 Let's have a pretty good joke.

01:21:43.000 I guess.

01:21:44.000 For John Legozamo in the fucking 80s.

01:21:46.000 That's a few years ago.

01:21:47.000 All right, so that's fun.

01:21:48.000 You can check that out on your own.

01:21:49.000 Imperial Guitar is all one word.

01:21:51.000 Ryan Rivera stand-up comedy.

01:21:54.000 It's got square brackets with an I. That probably helps. 0.95

01:21:57.000 And it has 4,000 views.

01:21:59.000 You know, there was the time that ahead of you.

01:22:01.000 Here from the most recent Get Off My Lawn.

01:22:03.000 Yeah, all the comments are that.

01:22:05.000 I even said to whom it may concern, please delete this.

01:22:09.000 And then 71.

01:22:11.000 Please do that.

01:22:12.000 You poor bastard.

01:22:13.000 By Cabby McInnes.

01:22:16.000 On your feed, soldier.

01:22:17.000 Oh, this is the worst thing.

01:22:19.000 Thank you for that, sir.

01:22:20.000 That was a fun little thing.

01:22:23.000 Casey.

01:22:24.000 Oops.

01:22:24.000 I almost said his name.

01:22:25.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:22:26.000 Season three, episode 56.

01:22:29.000 Oh, no.

01:22:29.000 You gave Ryan shit for going to Disneyland to look at Star Wars characters, but in that same episode, you endorse a graphic novel, term embarrassed losers used for comic book.

01:22:38.000 And pretend boxing with fake Mike Tyson.

01:22:42.000 Video games.

01:22:43.000 Is GOML the new fag zone? 0.99

01:22:44.000 Have you dethroned Ryan?

01:22:45.000 Will the next movie commentary be you and Ryan watching Toy Story?

01:22:49.000 Okay, first of all, I was playing the video games because they're my kids.

01:22:53.000 We were playing their games together with them at Christmas.

01:22:57.000 And to be fair, it's a different experience.

01:22:58.000 I've never played a video game by myself in like 40 years, 30 years.

01:23:04.000 All right, so I'm off the hook with that.

01:23:05.000 And the graphic novel thing, maybe it's because I'm from Montreal and it's sort of a French thing, bon d'essine, but it's collections of drawings.

01:23:16.000 And you like art?

01:23:16.000 I would never, it's art.

01:23:18.000 I would never read fucking Superman or Wolverine.

01:23:22.000 Like, people commit suicide and have sex and worry about the future of their kids.

01:23:28.000 Like, it's not, this is not a comic book in the sense that there's anything comical about it.

01:23:39.000 Fuck, shit, shit, fuck.

01:23:40.000 Who can I blame?

01:23:41.000 I need someone to blame for this.

01:23:42.000 Who am I kidding?

01:23:43.000 I choked.

01:23:43.000 That's it.

01:23:44.000 My one chance and I blew it.

01:23:45.000 I can't face anyone.

01:23:46.000 I'm so mortified.

01:23:48.000 I just want to disappear forever.

01:23:49.000 Here comes the train.

01:23:51.000 And then a duplicate of himself says, jump.

01:23:53.000 This is after he botched in a really important interview.

01:23:59.000 I realize that graphic novels are a hard sell.

01:24:01.000 The term graphic novel is very new.

01:24:05.000 But anyway, fuck you.

01:24:09.000 The VP Kuckleding.

01:24:11.000 Isn't Pence supposed to be a Christian?

01:24:12.000 Christians are required to stand for truth, even when death is the consequence.

01:24:18.000 How do we fight back when our side stabs us in the back?

01:24:20.000 You got Trump elected.

01:24:22.000 What do you plan to do to fight back?

01:24:24.000 Because of you, I got married to a nine and awaiting my firstborn in February.

01:24:28.000 Love you, Gav.

01:24:29.000 Never stop fighting.

01:24:30.000 Ryan Zohomo.

01:24:31.000 Yes, I did get Trump elected, but you know what got him unelected?

01:24:37.000 What?

01:24:39.000 Him shitting on the Proud Boys.

01:24:42.000 He said, I disavow.

01:24:44.000 They're bad.

01:24:44.000 And people said, oh, you're not loyal.

01:24:46.000 Fuck you.

01:24:47.000 He should have said, if in fact they are white supremacists, then I disavow.

01:24:51.000 This is what he should have said in the first debate.

01:24:52.000 He should have said, of course, I denounce white nationalism.

01:24:56.000 Everyone does.

01:24:57.000 What about the Prow Boys?

01:25:00.000 I'm not an expert on the Prow Boys.

01:25:02.000 I think their leader is a black guy.

01:25:03.000 I don't know.

01:25:04.000 Are you sure they're white nationalists?

01:25:05.000 Is that what they say they are?

01:25:07.000 You sure you have the right guys?

01:25:09.000 That's it.

01:25:10.000 Yeah.

01:25:13.000 Easy peas.

01:25:13.000 Pence says people are looking at this as like some sort of light in the tunnel.

01:25:17.000 We'll have our day in Congress.

01:25:18.000 Yeah.

01:25:20.000 All right.

01:25:20.000 Let's watch the final video.

01:25:36.000 Diversity is our strength.

01:25:38.000 New York is a cosmopolitan city with all kinds of fantastic, wonderful creatures getting along.

01:25:45.000 I think it's a Beastie Boys song, actually, where they're like, black and yellow and brown and blue, rich and poor, we all get together on the subway, only in New York.

01:25:54.000 And you're like, really?

01:25:55.000 Do we really get along that great on public transportation?

01:25:57.000 I'm seeing a lot of badgering and anger.

01:26:01.000 But I'm open.

01:26:02.000 Let's see what you got, New York.

01:26:06.000 Call me another backet, nigga. 1.00

01:26:08.000 Call me another backet, nigga. 1.00

01:26:10.000 Call me another backet, bill.

01:26:12.000 Call me a backet.

01:26:13.000 Calm down, you bitch ass nigga. 1.00

01:26:15.000 Calm down, call me another back.

01:26:19.000 It's not a knife, nigga. 1.00

01:26:20.000 It's a turkey cleaver.

01:26:21.000 It off the fight.

01:26:22.000 Let's get to the right of the punchline.

01:26:30.000 That's built into the video.

01:26:32.000 It's not a knife, nigga. 1.00

01:26:33.000 It's a turkey cleaver.

01:26:35.000 Which might be legal, by the way.

01:26:37.000 And that might be a drop.

01:26:38.000 Anytime there's a knife.

01:26:39.000 No, not if there's a stutter in it.

01:26:42.000 Yeah.

01:26:42.000 How do we find that a rule?

01:26:43.000 All right, folks.

01:26:44.000 We'll see you on Monday.

01:26:45.000 Of course, we have unlimited programming from now until Monday.

01:26:49.000 What an insane week.

01:26:51.000 What a shit show for the media. 0.93

01:26:54.000 They really have fucked this country up badly.

01:26:57.000 The DNC is corrupt, but they always have been.

01:27:01.000 But the media allowing them to prosper and pushing their lies, trying to turn us into bigots and potential Timothy McVays.

01:27:13.000 They won.

01:27:13.000 They got the country and they're going to shit on it for at least the next four years.

01:27:18.000 And the best we can do is have a good laugh and mock them the entire time they do it.

01:27:23.000 And that doesn't mean we're giving up.

01:27:26.000 It just means that we've been locked up in this prison of Joe Biden.

01:27:30.000 So let's make the best of it and try to have some laughs.

01:27:34.000 And while we're at it, get fired.

01:27:36.000 Get in trouble.

01:27:37.000 Be brave.

01:27:38.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 07, 2021

S03E57 - THE HISTORY OF RAP

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