Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E67 - THREE HUNKS

00:00:27.000 That's nothing but doom.

00:00:41.000 It's snowing, folks.

00:00:42.000 That was the Joyce McKinney experience.

00:00:47.000 British band from the 80s.

00:00:49.000 I don't know who Joyce McKinney is. 0.66

00:00:51.000 Look her up.

00:00:52.000 She's probably a murderer or something. 1.00

00:00:54.000 Oh, I got snow on my butt.

00:00:56.000 Whoa, I got a lot of snow on my chair.

00:01:04.000 That's going to be a bit of a proper use of the word.

00:01:17.000 I don't want to wet butt.

00:01:21.000 So what happened?

00:01:23.000 Mormon sex in chains case was a case of reputed sexual assault and kidnapped by American woman, Joyce McKinney, of a young American Mormon missionary, Kirk Anderson, in England in 1977.

00:01:35.000 Because McKinney and her accomplice, Skip Bail, fled to the United States, the case could not be tried, and they were not extradited.

00:01:41.000 They were never tried for these specific crimes.

00:01:43.000 According to Anderson, he had been abducted by McKinney from the steps of a church meeting house, chained to a bed, and raped by her.

00:01:52.000 Sorry.

00:01:53.000 I apologize, but women raping men cracks me up. 1.00

00:01:57.000 Just don't get a boner.

00:01:59.000 Ooh, she's ugly. 1.00

00:02:02.000 Ugly.

00:02:07.000 I was raped once.

00:02:09.000 Did I ever tell you that?

00:02:11.000 I vaguely, I don't remember it when I was.

00:02:12.000 Her name was Tracy.

00:02:13.000 She was a friend, and she raped me. 1.00

00:02:16.000 I was sleeping in her bed, and she blew me while I was asleep, and I woke up to a blowjob, and then she mounted me against my will. 1.00

00:02:28.000 I did not find her remotely attractive.

00:02:31.000 I didn't think it was a very big deal.

00:02:32.000 It's one of those rape regret ones, though.

00:02:34.000 Yeah, it was poor sportsmanship.

00:02:36.000 Yes.

00:02:37.000 I was like, hmm, that wasn't very nice.

00:02:41.000 That was not on, as they say in Britain.

00:02:44.000 Here's a fun book for today's show.

00:02:46.000 Fly fishing with Darth Vader.

00:02:48.000 We did that already.

00:02:49.000 We did?

00:02:50.000 Yeah.

00:02:50.000 Oh, shit.

00:02:52.000 Oh, that was during the live show.

00:02:54.000 It was a little socky that night.

00:02:56.000 Here's a fun book.

00:02:57.000 We owe you nothing, Punk Planet, The Collected Interviews.

00:03:01.000 Now, obviously, they're very lefty.

00:03:03.000 It's a punk magazine.

00:03:04.000 But it's cool to hear great interviews with Black Flag, Kathleen Hannah, Jell-O Biafra.

00:03:10.000 Ian Mackay is always a good interview.

00:03:12.000 Sleater Kinney is smart.

00:03:14.000 Thurston Moore is good, but he doesn't like me anymore, so I'm not going to promote him because it hurts my feelings.

00:03:19.000 And then a bunch of bands you haven't heard of, but it's a good little bathroom book and fun to have.

00:03:32.000 They're never really in-depth or controversial.

00:03:36.000 When I was at Vice, I always tried to bring up the secrets.

00:03:40.000 For example, Black Flag.

00:03:43.000 Henry Rollins grew up rich.

00:03:45.000 He's a private school kid.

00:03:47.000 That never comes up in interviews.

00:03:49.000 Or Mike Muir of Suicidal Tendencies.

00:03:52.000 He's not Mexican. 1.00

00:03:53.000 He just made up that ASA persona with his bandana over his head.

00:03:59.000 He's not, he's me.

00:04:00.000 He's a white dude.

00:04:03.000 So I asked him about it.

00:04:04.000 I go, what's with the Mexican shit? 1.00

00:04:05.000 You're white. 0.95

00:04:06.000 He goes, no, I'm a mutt, man.

00:04:07.000 I'm everything.

00:04:08.000 Now, what?

00:04:09.000 You're Irish, Scottish, and English?

00:04:12.000 Wow, you're a real mutt. 1.00

00:04:14.000 Is that Henry Rollins?

00:04:16.000 No?

00:04:18.000 Yes, it is.

00:04:19.000 Really?

00:04:20.000 Yeah.

00:04:21.000 Doesn't look like him.

00:04:24.000 He's a pretty handsome chap, isn't he?

00:04:26.000 He's got a good jawline.

00:04:27.000 I always wish I had a chin like that.

00:04:30.000 But if you have a chin like that, why would you not have a mustache?

00:04:34.000 What a waste.

00:04:35.000 Yeah.

00:04:39.000 You know what movie I saw this weekend?

00:04:41.000 The Wanderers.

00:04:42.000 Have you ever seen that?

00:04:43.000 No.

00:04:43.000 It's Animal House Meets the Warriors.

00:04:46.000 It's one of the best movies I've ever seen.

00:04:47.000 I can't believe I hadn't heard of it before.

00:04:50.000 Holy shit, is it good?

00:04:54.000 And the main guy in it, one of the main guys, goes to my gym.

00:04:58.000 Or he goes to the grocery store below my gym.

00:05:00.000 Sick.

00:05:01.000 Him.

00:05:02.000 That guy.

00:05:03.000 Leather jacket guy?

00:05:04.000 Yeah.

00:05:04.000 He has a hump now.

00:05:05.000 Oh, man.

00:05:06.000 Back hump.

00:05:07.000 Well, yeah, we're else you're going to get a hump on your leg.

00:05:10.000 That's a tumor.

00:05:13.000 The wongs. 0.99

00:05:14.000 Don't fuck with the wongs. 1.00

00:05:16.000 Ducky boys really did exist.

00:05:18.000 They were the Irish.

00:05:20.000 I don't know if this team really existed.

00:05:22.000 And I think the Fordham Baldies existed.

00:05:26.000 Wanderers come out and play.

00:05:29.000 It's got that in it.

00:05:30.000 That kind of stuff.

00:05:36.000 They weren't very badass.

00:05:39.000 But back then in Brooklyn, you did not leave your block.

00:05:44.000 The craziest thing you could do would be to show up in someone else's neighborhood.

00:05:47.000 That was like wearing a Klansman uniform in Harlem.

00:05:51.000 People would go, what do you do?

00:05:53.000 Before they beat you up, they might go, what are you doing?

00:05:58.000 Like when I talk to people born and raised in New York, they go, what's going on there?

00:06:02.000 What do you have?

00:06:03.000 What are you on?

00:06:03.000 I go, it's called a bicycle.

00:06:05.000 And they go, you have a bicycle?

00:06:08.000 And I go, you don't know how to ride a bike, do you?

00:06:10.000 No way.

00:06:11.000 I would never.

00:06:12.000 There's no reason to.

00:06:13.000 I would never travel.

00:06:16.000 That guy played an Italian.

00:06:18.000 You could just tell he was Jewish.

00:06:23.000 Tony Gagnios.

00:06:25.000 That guy, Tony Gagnios, Maddie O'Dell knows him.

00:06:30.000 And he wore a Wanderer's jacket for the rest of his life after this movie because he thought it was so cool.

00:06:35.000 He's right.

00:06:37.000 But yeah, great movie.

00:06:38.000 Check it out.

00:06:41.000 How did that all happen?

00:06:42.000 By the way, this code cost me $1,200.

00:06:46.000 It's Ralph Lauren.

00:06:48.000 I'm a fag.

00:06:49.000 I'm half a fag.

00:06:51.000 So, what's his name from the cure?

00:06:54.000 Robert Moses.

00:06:55.000 Right?

00:06:56.000 He decided he was going to make New York City highway-friendly.

00:07:00.000 And so he built these thoroughfares that cut the city up.

00:07:04.000 And people could commute much easier.

00:07:06.000 But he also destroyed entire neighborhoods.

00:07:09.000 And the Bronx used to be a nice Italian neighborhood.

00:07:13.000 And then he sliced it up using an eminent domain, kicked people out of their homes, and turned it into a fucking slum. 0.94

00:07:20.000 Remember that Ronald Reagan speech?

00:07:22.000 Look up Ronald Reagan and the Bronx. 0.60

00:07:25.000 And then people had to go tribal to survive, so the gangs formed.

00:07:30.000 And they were colorful because that's what New York City is.

00:07:33.000 It's a colorful town.

00:07:34.000 And what did you look up?

00:07:36.000 Ronald Reagan Bronx speech.

00:07:40.000 From Los Angeles, California.

00:07:42.000 Just over three weeks, we'll elect the next president of the United States.

00:07:48.000 You failed, Ryan.

00:07:49.000 You failed me.

00:07:50.000 You let me down.

00:07:52.000 You did not do your job properly.

00:07:54.000 It's relevant not so much about what because of what he says, but because of the backdrop.

00:08:02.000 Okay, let's go.

00:08:04.000 There it is.

00:08:12.000 Hezakia News?

00:08:14.000 Could you have a worse title?

00:08:16.000 Hezekiah?

00:08:17.000 Hezekiah?

00:08:19.000 Dude, if that's your last name, you're some weird Turkish dude, you may not use your name for your brand. 1.00

00:08:26.000 Call it H News or something. 0.80

00:08:27.000 Hezia at worst. 1.00

00:08:30.000 Hez News.

00:08:31.000 Nope.

00:08:33.000 Hezekiah.

00:08:35.000 Go farther.

00:08:41.000 Look at it.

00:08:43.000 This is the Boogie Down Bronx where rap was created.

00:08:46.000 And Ryan Katsu Rivera.

00:08:48.000 It was just a war zone.

00:08:49.000 It looked like Iraq.

00:09:15.000 Mr. President, will you shut your mouth?

00:09:20.000 I've been asked a few questions.

00:09:22.000 There's no program or promise that a president can make that the federal government can then come in and wave a wand and do this.

00:09:29.000 Yes, there is legislation in Congress.

00:09:34.000 Legislation for cooperation.

00:09:39.000 Your people, Ryan, are so loud and obnoxious.

00:09:45.000 Why are you so rude and loud?

00:09:47.000 I don't know.

00:09:50.000 We'll fix it.

00:09:52.000 Stop it.

00:09:52.000 Can't.

00:09:53.000 Call them.

00:09:54.000 Can't.

00:09:55.000 They won't pick up.

00:09:56.000 Put on the Puerto Rican bat signal. 0.99

00:09:58.000 The yelling doesn't stop.

00:10:01.000 What's her name?

00:10:03.000 Maria Gomez.

00:10:04.000 The frowning chick from SWAT?

00:10:07.000 Oh, Michelle Rodriguez. 0.74

00:10:09.000 Michelle Rodriguez.

00:10:11.000 Why are Puerto Ricans so loud? 1.00

00:10:12.000 Because they're screaming to be heard in a world that won't listen.

00:10:17.000 No, that's not why.

00:10:18.000 Look at her.

00:10:25.000 Here's your granddad with his hat on upside down.

00:10:30.000 Hey, the president's here.

00:10:31.000 What do you want to do?

00:10:32.000 Just scream shit at him?

00:10:41.000 What do they want?

00:10:44.000 Kennedy?

00:10:45.000 Kennedy?

00:10:46.000 Cannabis?

00:10:47.000 Cannabis.

00:10:48.000 Canada?

00:10:49.000 We want Canada?

00:10:50.000 Okay.

00:10:51.000 Six hours.

00:10:52.000 We like the snow and shit.

00:10:54.000 Hop in the car.

00:10:55.000 We like the ski-doos.

00:10:57.000 That's a real New York thing, too, in this fucking project housing, where they're like, look at this, and it'll be some old black lady, and she'll be pointing to like a water boiler that's all rusted and has shit all over it and hasn't been upkept. 0.71

00:11:12.000 Yeah.

00:11:13.000 Scrape off the rust and paint it yourself, bitch. 1.00

00:11:15.000 I remember seeing some local newspaper in the Bronx, and they were staring next to a pothole, and the guy who was standing next to it had a suit on.

00:11:23.000 You're like, in the time it took you to get your suit on, to point to this pothole that's been there for 20 years, you could have just fixed the pothole yourself.

00:11:30.000 It's not rocket science.

00:11:32.000 It's tar and some gravel.

00:11:34.000 Fix it.

00:11:36.000 When we were kids in the 80s, our dads fixed our TVs, our radios.

00:11:39.000 He'd go to radio shack.

00:11:41.000 My dad had a soldering iron.

00:11:44.000 He would solder circuits.

00:11:46.000 Nothing was ever...

00:11:48.000 He'd fix your vacuum.

00:11:49.000 He'd fixed a lamp.

00:11:56.000 What's that?

00:11:57.000 This is a fancy way of doing it, but pretty cool.

00:11:59.000 You're kind of overdoing it there, dude.

00:12:03.000 So you put in that stuff.

00:12:07.000 And you tamp it down.

00:12:10.000 That's a huge hole, too.

00:12:12.000 The thing I was talking about was pretty small.

00:12:14.000 Improved surface with Bond Bitu Seal.

00:12:17.000 No, you can just leave that shit at home.

00:12:18.000 We don't need that.

00:12:20.000 And you break it all down.

00:12:23.000 And then you tamp it.

00:12:26.000 Right?

00:12:27.000 Oh, look, that's looking pretty.

00:12:30.000 I just said, get off your ass and fix a pothole. 1.00

00:12:32.000 This looks like the most complex thing ever done in the history of the world.

00:12:38.000 Normally, you could just put some fucking gravel in there.

00:12:40.000 Put some gravel in the hole.

00:12:41.000 Yeah.

00:12:42.000 I mean, we've done it with our driveway.

00:12:45.000 Fucking throw some gravel in that shit.

00:12:47.000 This is way too much work.

00:12:49.000 Yeah, this is when the state comes in and does stuff. 0.73

00:12:54.000 Until apply heat evenly until molten.

00:13:00.000 I want to have a blue-collar job.

00:13:02.000 I want to fix potholes.

00:13:03.000 I've used one of those tamping machines before, too.

00:13:06.000 They're pretty cool.

00:13:08.000 Speaking of incredibly important news, just before we started recording here, I wear this if I have to go to a liquor store or something.

00:13:15.000 I don't I'm not a mask guy, but if it means blues, then I'm gonna wear a mask.

00:13:19.000 Um, just take your OP Radio, which it's in a Google Doc, you don't have the notes open, still waiting,

00:13:36.000 still waiting, still waiting, still waiting, still waiting, still waiting, still waiting, Opi Radio.

00:13:44.000 So Opi Hughes was half of Opi and Anthony, and it's become very clear if you look at their careers since Anthony Coome was fired for being rude about a tranny. 0.84

00:13:59.000 Do we know what really happened there?

00:14:01.000 Let me tell you what really happened.

00:14:03.000 Howard Stern over-negotiated his deal, and he got $90 million a year.

00:14:09.000 The accountants looked at the books and said, what the fuck?

00:14:14.000 He's not generating $90 million a year.

00:14:15.000 Why did you sign that?

00:14:17.000 I don't know.

00:14:18.000 He's Howard Stern.

00:14:19.000 He's cool.

00:14:20.000 No, he's not.

00:14:20.000 He sucks.

00:14:21.000 All his interviews are just ass kissing.

00:14:23.000 There's not one remotely controversial or interesting thing about his interviews.

00:14:26.000 He just talks about how wonderful everyone is.

00:14:28.000 And then they talk about life and how wonderful they are.

00:14:30.000 It's terrible.

00:14:31.000 I can't listen.

00:14:32.000 I think I'm done with Stern, by the way.

00:14:35.000 So they go through the books and they go, all right, well, who else is getting paid a lot?

00:14:38.000 And they go, these Opi and Anthony guys make $3 million each.

00:14:42.000 And they go, well, we got to get rid of them.

00:14:44.000 Well, they have a contract.

00:14:46.000 But figure something out.

00:14:49.000 I don't know.

00:14:50.000 Get like an intern to fuck him and then say she was raped or something. 1.00

00:14:55.000 You got to get rid of that guy.

00:14:57.000 And then Anthony's going out.

00:14:59.000 This is probably six years ago now, right?

00:15:01.000 And he's photographing stuff on the street.

00:15:04.000 And he photographs a tranny, a black man dressed as a woman, gets into his purview. 0.70

00:15:10.000 And he goes, the guy freaks out and starts punching Anthony.

00:15:14.000 Anthony doesn't hit him back.

00:15:17.000 Or maybe it was a woman. 1.00

00:15:19.000 Yeah, it's a true woman.

00:15:20.000 It's an actual woman.

00:15:22.000 I don't know.

00:15:22.000 Hell no.

00:15:24.000 So she sees that she's being photographed.

00:15:25.000 She flips out, starts hitting him. 1.00

00:15:27.000 He has a gun on him at the time.

00:15:29.000 He doesn't do anything.

00:15:31.000 But he gets on Twitter and he goes, fucking black people in this immediate jump to violence.

00:15:39.000 He never said the N-word or anything racist, but he did say that there is a problem in the black community where there's no in-between.

00:15:45.000 It's either a thing starts and it goes right to violence immediately.

00:15:48.000 And that's something that Jesse Jackson's talked about, that Al Sharpton's talked about.

00:15:53.000 It's a thing in the black community.

00:15:55.000 We need to use our words more.

00:15:57.000 Use your words, but use your words.

00:16:00.000 So I think that what happened was the Syria saw this is a great opportunity to just cut something, make some money. 0.92

00:16:07.000 So they fired him immediately, citing racism.

00:16:10.000 And then Opie, who had been by Anthony's side for like 30 years or something, a very long time, just threw him to the wolves.

00:16:22.000 Didn't have his back, didn't threaten him.

00:16:24.000 To go on strike, nothing.

00:16:26.000 And then they went their separate ways.

00:16:27.000 Anthony started Compound Media.

00:16:30.000 And he's doing great at it.

00:16:31.000 And I don't want to encourage the competition, but if you've got a long chore to do and you've had enough Gav, just put on Anthony's show and dishes feels like nothing.

00:16:41.000 I'll clean the whole kitchen.

00:16:42.000 I'll put up the Christmas decorations with my phone in my pocket listening to the show.

00:16:47.000 High quality.

00:16:48.000 And you'll see some more Gav on there, too.

00:16:51.000 Oh, I'm still, they still have my videos up?

00:16:53.000 Yeah.

00:16:53.000 You know, they had a new video player, and they were all ready to go, and they said, okay, just one last thing.

00:17:00.000 Please delete all the Gavin McKinnon shows.

00:17:02.000 And they said, fuck you.

00:17:04.000 And that was that.

00:17:04.000 And that was a year of negotiation down the tubes.

00:17:07.000 But Opie, on the other hand, and this is something that pisses me off.

00:17:12.000 Opie and Anthony, much like Howard Stern, made their money.

00:17:17.000 They cut their chops on blue-collar culture.

00:17:23.000 And Anthony has that Long Island accent.

00:17:26.000 He was knocking tin.

00:17:27.000 He was HVAC dude.

00:17:30.000 And blue-collar people could relate to them.

00:17:32.000 Opie rode those coattails, which is fine.

00:17:36.000 Lots of people do that.

00:17:37.000 I kind of do that.

00:17:39.000 But when it's time to step up, you can't be a fake blue-collar guy for 25 years.

00:17:46.000 Holy shit, Anthony Douglas.

00:17:51.000 That's not fine.

00:17:53.000 You can't be a fake blue-collar dude, and then when the chips are down, stab your blue-collar buddy in the back.

00:17:59.000 You've got to go over there.

00:18:01.000 You could even say, I would even accept, hey, man.

00:18:04.000 So they're firing you.

00:18:05.000 I don't want to get fired.

00:18:06.000 I need the money.

00:18:08.000 I know this is going to sound like a pussy move, but I want to keep working at Sirius.

00:18:13.000 What do you think of that?

00:18:15.000 That's a pussy move, but I'll take it. 1.00

00:18:18.000 But he didn't do that.

00:18:19.000 He just ghosted him.

00:18:20.000 So Anthony's continued.

00:18:22.000 He's got a great show.

00:18:23.000 Very interesting dude.

00:18:25.000 Very successful.

00:18:27.000 And look at OP's life now.

00:18:29.000 Check out, he does this thing where, I guess he lives in the Hamptons, where he just points his phone to the water and pontificates on live streams, and then people just comment, you suck.

00:18:41.000 They dipped a little in the last 30 days, to be honest with you, but they're still healthy.

00:18:48.000 That's why I think I got to mix it up a little bit.

00:18:50.000 I'm starting to bring back more guests.

00:18:53.000 I think it's about variety.

00:18:55.000 I think I got to start making sure I've got enough variety on my podcast feed.

00:19:00.000 It dipped a little bit, but not in a way where I'm nervous or anything like that.

00:19:05.000 He's actually the last biggest secret weapon, which was that guy Carl.

00:19:10.000 Carl the chef.

00:19:11.000 He was another food network guy.

00:19:13.000 His name was Carl.

00:19:15.000 And he had a restaurant open, but he was a funny dude, and he was quick-witted, and he kept opiab.

00:19:23.000 And how do you get rid of him?

00:19:26.000 He died.

00:19:27.000 Oh, shit.

00:19:28.000 And then so, you know.

00:19:30.000 How many people have watched this?

00:19:33.000 This particular.

00:19:34.000 This would be a guest.

00:19:35.000 You guys can be guests.

00:19:37.000 519.

00:19:39.000 519 views.

00:19:42.000 Right now, I think we got like 40 people in there.

00:19:46.000 I don't really push it too much because you pay like $4.99 a month.

00:19:49.000 And I want to make sure if you're paying $4.99 a month, it's worth your while.

00:19:55.000 The people in there already, they pay for $40,000.

00:20:01.000 I charge $10 a month.

00:20:02.000 We have over 22,000 people watching.

00:20:05.000 Over the weekend, there was about 10 shows that was uploaded.

00:20:07.000 Jacob Wall, Beef Squad, Lotus, Man Up, Dusty Bogan.

00:20:15.000 I used to call him the Torpid Slaughter.

00:20:17.000 I made t-shirts of it.

00:20:18.000 Yes.

00:20:23.000 The reason you show a face.

00:20:25.000 And this kind of bothers me about AIU.

00:20:27.000 I wish he would show his face.

00:20:29.000 Is because there's gestures, there's body language, there's things that you want to that help facilitate the point.

00:20:35.000 You're not using the medium correctly, Opie, by showing some fucking cold waves?

00:20:44.000 He's as bad as that other guy, Kiss Cactus.

00:20:48.000 Not too shabby.

00:20:49.000 You know this guy?

00:20:52.000 I look terrible.

00:20:55.000 I'm using my live stream as a mirror.

00:20:57.000 Hello from Silver City.

00:20:59.000 But this guy gets similar views, like 48 views.

00:21:02.000 Why is he on my radar?

00:21:04.000 Well, he used to do these videos.

00:21:06.000 He got kind of YouTube famous for doing these videos where he just points at shit and says, not too shabby.

00:21:13.000 So I learned of him from Sam Roberts.

00:21:17.000 He had him on a show.

00:21:19.000 Not too shabby.

00:21:23.000 And that's his whole thing.

00:21:24.000 I don't get it.

00:21:25.000 And so he streams because he's lonely and he's like a washed up internet guy now.

00:21:30.000 And he just goes to a cafe.

00:21:34.000 Not too shabby.

00:21:35.000 That's not how you pronounce shabby.

00:21:37.000 It's not too shabby.

00:21:39.000 It's not not too shabby.

00:21:42.000 The emphasis is on the be, not the shabby.

00:21:46.000 Here's a tour of Bisbee, Arizona, where Doug Stanhope lives.

00:21:51.000 So he bikes around.

00:21:52.000 He hates Trump.

00:21:53.000 He used to be a Republican.

00:21:57.000 He used the word.

00:21:58.000 You donated to his live stream, didn't you?

00:22:00.000 I didn't donate.

00:22:00.000 I just chatted.

00:22:02.000 And what'd you say?

00:22:03.000 I said, are you excited for Biden?

00:22:05.000 Exclamation point.

00:22:06.000 He was like, hey, Ryan.

00:22:07.000 Oh, Biden.

00:22:08.000 Yeah, you know, I made a whole stream about that, but pretty much I'm just excited about having a grown man in office now.

00:22:14.000 While he sits there in a place talking about the cup in the cactus, in the artsiness of the city.

00:22:21.000 Well, that's the thing.

00:22:22.000 He kisses a cactus.

00:22:23.000 He stinks.

00:22:26.000 Just underachievers.

00:22:29.000 This guy stinks.

00:22:30.000 Just terrible quality.

00:22:32.000 Like, YouTube came out and they said, finally, everyone can have a voice.

00:22:35.000 And now we see everyone with a voice and we go, you suck. 0.67

00:22:39.000 You don't deserve a voice.

00:22:40.000 They're going to run away from you.

00:22:41.000 Mountain lions, bobcats.

00:22:44.000 They don't want to be around people.

00:22:45.000 Why is he wearing a mask?

00:22:47.000 He's sitting down.

00:22:47.000 I don't know.

00:22:48.000 You're allowed to take that shit off to drink.

00:22:52.000 That's all I got to say about that.

00:22:54.000 But.

00:22:56.000 Hey, everyone.

00:22:57.000 All right.

00:22:57.000 So do you want to tour just to give us some coffee?

00:23:01.000 Speaking of mediocrity, Kamala Harris's stepdaughter is a fine.

00:23:10.000 And she's just been signed by the most prestigious modeling company in the world.

00:23:16.000 There's Cindy Crawford on the left, who is a tan, right? 0.98

00:23:21.000 You wouldn't be able to fuck her because you tend to be so in awe of her. 1.00

00:23:25.000 You wouldn't be able to get it up.

00:23:27.000 And if you did, you might last four seconds.

00:23:30.000 And the whole time you were fucking her, you'd just be going, I'm fucking Cindy Crawford. 1.00

00:23:36.000 I knew a guy who fucked Jessica Simpson. 1.00

00:23:39.000 Is that her name?

00:23:40.000 Yeah.

00:23:41.000 Jessica Simpson in the ass. 0.94

00:23:42.000 And he was like, the whole time I was fucking her.

00:23:45.000 It was up her ass because she was a Christian and she wanted to remain like, she only has sex in marriage, but anal sex doesn't count. 1.00

00:23:52.000 And he was like, I'm fucking Jessica Simpson in the ass.

00:23:55.000 That's when you're like, say your name instead of say my name.

00:24:00.000 Say your name over and over again.

00:24:01.000 I also knew a guy who fucked Stella McCartney who's not remotely attractive, but she's worth hundreds of millions. 0.99

00:24:07.000 And he said, as I was fucking her, I was just like, this bitch is worth hundreds of millions of dollars. 1.00

00:24:14.000 Yikes.

00:24:16.000 That's not an attractive woman. 1.00

00:24:20.000 I'd rather fuck Paul McCartney.

00:24:22.000 Paul McCartney is a more attractive woman. 0.53

00:24:25.000 Would you fuck Paul McCartney?

00:24:26.000 What are you doing back there?

00:24:30.000 I might make out with him.

00:24:32.000 That's for the story.

00:24:33.000 I'd go all the way with Paul.

00:24:37.000 So yeah, look at her.

00:24:38.000 Look at her.

00:24:40.000 She has hairy armpits. 1.00

00:24:41.000 Her eyes are uglier than mine when I've just woken up.

00:24:46.000 But because she's quirky, she's a model. 0.99

00:24:50.000 Here's another story before we really dip into the news.

00:24:53.000 The FBI particularly is above the law.

00:24:56.000 This is my new obsession with the news.

00:24:59.000 And we were talking about this on Thursday.

00:25:01.000 Major fucking super stories like those voting machines.

00:25:06.000 Remember when that was going down?

00:25:07.000 The Dominion voting machines?

00:25:09.000 And as my friend, Anthony Cumio pointed out, he goes, I don't care if you're on the right or the left.

00:25:14.000 If those machines are corrupt, that story is going to make your whole career as a journalist.

00:25:18.000 Find out about it.

00:25:19.000 Like, get a hold of the machine.

00:25:21.000 Run tests on it.

00:25:22.000 Nope.

00:25:23.000 They just dropped it.

00:25:24.000 Because Dominion threatened to sue you if you were slightly dubious of their machines, and it worked.

00:25:28.000 Everyone just went, I'd rather find a golfer that said fag. 1.00

00:25:32.000 I'll just focus on that.

00:25:34.000 And so we had those child sex trafficking things that were totally ignored.

00:25:37.000 I still don't know anything about those fucking kids.

00:25:40.000 I don't know what ethnicity they are.

00:25:42.000 I don't know what language they speak.

00:25:43.000 I don't know where they came from.

00:25:44.000 I don't know who their parents are.

00:25:45.000 I don't know who facilitated this fucking thing.

00:25:47.000 That story's gone.

00:25:48.000 And then this story seems, should be the biggest story in the world.

00:25:53.000 Ex-FBI lawyer avoids prison after admitting he doctored email in investigation of Trump's 2016 Campaign.

00:26:01.000 So Obama said we need to monitor Trump and his campaign.

00:26:06.000 Well, you need a warrant for that.

00:26:08.000 Okay, make, hey, you, make a fake email that looks like Trump's colluding with Russia.

00:26:14.000 Okay, no problem.

00:26:15.000 Type ite-type.

00:26:16.000 Here, look at this email.

00:26:18.000 This is why we need to go and spy on Trump.

00:26:20.000 Okay, FBI says 100% of that from soup to nuts is corrupt and wrong and makes Watergate look like jaywalking.

00:26:30.000 Watergate is nothing.

00:26:32.000 Obama used fake FBI details to spy on everyone in the Trump campaign.

00:26:39.000 And no one's fucking talking about it.

00:26:44.000 I'm going crazy here.

00:26:46.000 I'm losing my mind.

00:26:48.000 Italian crazy is the best crazy. 0.97

00:26:50.000 And then they catch the guy.

00:26:53.000 And the story's still dead.

00:26:55.000 Like, this story was hot before we knew about the FBI lawyer doing the fake email.

00:26:59.000 It was still an incredible story.

00:27:01.000 Now it's even more incredible.

00:27:02.000 The whole impetus for that spying on the goddamn president of the United States was a lie.

00:27:11.000 And it's just not a big deal.

00:27:13.000 Meanwhile, Roger Stone has the military.

00:27:16.000 Is that the guy?

00:27:17.000 Target of duty for us to initiate the crossfire hurricane investigation in the way that we did.

00:27:25.000 Now, as I understand it, it was a counterintelligence investigation into Trump campaign ties to Russia.

00:27:34.000 You opened a counterintelligence investigation into Trump himself after he fired former FBI Director Comey and linked Comey's termination to the Russia investigation.

00:27:47.000 I don't know whether that's true or not.

00:27:49.000 I'd like to know.

00:27:50.000 You have said that if the FBI failed to open an investigation into Trump under those circumstances, we wouldn't be doing our job.

00:27:59.000 I believe you said that on 60 minutes.

00:28:02.000 So I think it's pretty clear opening a counterintelligence investigation into a president is an extraordinary step.

00:28:11.000 Why did you see it as necessary under those circumstances?

00:28:15.000 Because we made a fake email.

00:28:17.000 Because we're the swamp.

00:28:19.000 Senator, there were a lot of things that were concerning us as we went through the opening and the process of the opening.

00:28:28.000 You're looking into the eyes of the swamp right now.

00:28:33.000 Sure.

00:28:34.000 So we knew that the Russians had been targeting us.

00:28:37.000 We had reason to believe, because of the friendly foreign government information, that the campaign was a very important thing.

00:28:44.000 I know that we're not supposed to talk about white males, and I apologize for that.

00:28:49.000 I scoured the internet for black women who were mathematicians who did something amazing this week. 1.00

00:28:56.000 But unfortunately, our two favorite subjects today are Gavin Wax and Dave Portnoy.

00:29:04.000 They are both heterosexual, middle-class, upper-middle-class white males.

00:29:09.000 And I apologize for being interested in what they've been up to.

00:29:13.000 But I guess I'm not working hard enough to find a mocha-skinned diva. 1.00

00:29:20.000 I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.

00:29:24.000 There's one.

00:29:25.000 But Gavin Wax is kicking ass.

00:29:27.000 So Gavin Wax is a young Republican guy in New York, which is like being a fucking albino in the desert. 0.83

00:29:36.000 It's pretty rare and very dangerous.

00:29:39.000 And this guy has just been on fire this week.

00:29:42.000 Now, you might remember him from my talk on October 12th, several years ago, I believe it was 2018.

00:29:49.000 I had a talk celebrating Otoya Yamaguchi, who was a Japanese socialist.

00:29:58.000 Sorry.

00:29:58.000 He murdered a Japanese socialist.

00:30:00.000 We reenacted the killing right here.

00:30:02.000 That was pretty fast, Ryan.

00:30:03.000 I got to hand it to you.

00:30:04.000 Thank you.

00:30:05.000 So do it.

00:30:06.000 Show the stabbing.

00:30:25.000 A lot of Weeboos know Japanese slow motion.

00:30:40.000 I'm wearing chinky glasses, and there's an Asian man there laughing. 0.95

00:30:44.000 This was 2018.

00:30:46.000 It seems like we've become so much less.

00:30:55.000 They made that so sinister.

00:30:56.000 That came up in the courtroom, by the way.

00:30:58.000 Of course.

00:31:00.000 That I reenacted a murder.

00:31:02.000 You had a beer in your pocket.

00:31:04.000 Yeah, with a beer in his pocket.

00:31:06.000 You know, Max and John just had their appeal.

00:31:08.000 Right.

00:31:08.000 And it went real bad.

00:31:11.000 I thought it was going to take two months to figure out whether it was real bad.

00:31:13.000 Well, then there's other stages to it.

00:31:15.000 And apparently the first stage always sucks.

00:31:17.000 But they just talked about me the whole time.

00:31:20.000 And they said, they said I called Holly Berry a monkey actress.

00:31:27.000 What the fuck has that got to do with Max and John?

00:31:30.000 And that was a joke.

00:31:31.000 And the context for that joke takes a while to explain.

00:31:34.000 But as you know, when my youngest boy was five, we were watching a documentary about monkeys.

00:31:42.000 And he said, that's my favorite monkey actress because he thought that monkeys, when you see them in a documentary, they're actors and actresses.

00:31:50.000 And I thought that was fucking funny.

00:31:52.000 So we brought that up.

00:31:53.000 Later on in the show, we showed Hallie Berry, who did a really painful cringe video where she talked about how Oscar's so white and how racist the Academy is.

00:32:03.000 When in actuality, blacks win about 14% of the Academy Awards and they're 14% of the population.

00:32:10.000 So you're good.

00:32:11.000 You're represented perfectly.

00:32:14.000 And then during that, I was mocking her concept that America is really racist.

00:32:19.000 And I said, she's my favorite monkey actress.

00:32:21.000 So I was lampooning her view of society.

00:32:25.000 Anyway, the way it's portrayed in court, and they've done this, not just in court, but in the appeal, is they know that Hallie Berry is a goddess to black women, so they use that to make them insane with rage, and it worked.

00:32:37.000 Because out of the five judges that were there, two of them were black women. 1.00

00:32:41.000 And when they hear me disparage Halle Berry, steam comes out of their ears.

00:32:45.000 That's not justice.

00:32:47.000 This is not a normal functioning justice system.

00:32:51.000 That is high school shit.

00:32:55.000 Anyway, Gavin Wax was there at the night of my talk.

00:32:59.000 And yes, Proud Boys did beat up Antifa.

00:33:03.000 Antifa were terrorizing people all night.

00:33:05.000 Screech is dead.

00:33:06.000 And Gavin Wax noticed that 12 of them had jumped on this reporter and were beating him mercilessly.

00:33:12.000 And they took his equipment.

00:33:14.000 So not only did he catch them, thwart the attack, beat up Antifa, but he also said, hey, cops.

00:33:21.000 And the cops arrested three people of the 12.

00:33:25.000 Kai Russo, Caleb Perkins, and Finbar Sloanem were the three Antifa that were arrested.

00:33:33.000 Zero charges, zero bail, zero nothing.

00:33:38.000 Totally expunged.

00:33:40.000 What they did was much more violent and dangerous than what Max and John did.

00:33:45.000 And Max and John are still in prison.

00:33:47.000 And in their appeal.

00:33:50.000 What's this now?

00:33:51.000 Is that them.

00:33:54.000 They're putting body bags in front of the...

00:33:56.000 Whoa, oh, this is new.

00:33:57.000 A man and continues for suspected Antifa members who allegedly vandalized New York City Republican Clubhouse.

00:34:02.000 So they keep getting it.

00:34:04.000 Yeah, now they put body bags in there spray painting. 1.00

00:34:07.000 But before they glued the lock shut, they broke the windows and spray painted.

00:34:11.000 Huh.

00:34:11.000 The night before.

00:34:13.000 So Gavin Wax said, Gavin Wax, that's how I know him, because he did that that night.

00:34:19.000 And he recently was on the front page of, well, the front, the homepage of New YorkPost.com.

00:34:25.000 And he said, let's reoccupy Wall Street.

00:34:28.000 New York Young Republicans plan re-occupy Wall Street after GameStop tobacco.

00:34:33.000 That's balls. 0.62

00:34:34.000 I think he's our new Andrew Breitbart.

00:34:37.000 Him and Dave Portnoy are my two favorite guys.

00:34:39.000 I'm gay for them.

00:34:42.000 What does it say there in the opening paragraph?

00:34:47.000 This is John Levine, that guy who I had dinner with him in Ang Holter once.

00:34:51.000 Members of the New York Carrying Republicans are planning to storm Zuccotti Park in Lower Manhattan Sunday for a re-Occupy Wall Street demonstration to protest actions by hedge funds and other financial institutions to undermine Reddit-fueled populist purchase of GameStop stock this week.

00:35:05.000 Go to 1.6.

00:35:07.000 So he did.

00:35:08.000 He dressed up as Robin Hood.

00:35:15.000 And he encouraged people through hedge funds to contact James O'Keefe.

00:35:34.000 And you can click on signal 914-653-3110.

00:35:39.000 Be brave, guys.

00:35:40.000 Be brave.

00:35:42.000 Why are you getting trouble?

00:35:43.000 Be brave.

00:35:47.000 That's a unifying thing, too.

00:35:49.000 AOC and Talib, you know, Rashida Talib, they were even saying, even Maxwell Waters.

00:35:55.000 What is his name?

00:35:56.000 Maxwell Waters?

00:35:57.000 Maxine Waters?

00:35:58.000 Maxine Waters, yeah.

00:35:59.000 She was like, the corrupt Wall Street. 0.99

00:36:01.000 So this is something that the left and the right agreed on.

00:36:04.000 Yeah, Ted Cruz said, I agree.

00:36:05.000 Go to jump to 3.8.

00:36:07.000 Ted Cruz goes, I agree with you.

00:36:09.000 This is corrupt, AOC.

00:36:11.000 And her retort is mental.

00:36:14.000 She is mental.

00:36:15.000 I think that her Adderall dosage is like 60 milligrams a day, and she can't handle it.

00:36:20.000 Wait, that's not what I meant?

00:36:22.000 Is that 3.8?

00:36:24.000 Yeah.

00:36:25.000 She's a mental patient? 0.99

00:36:27.000 Oh, shit.

00:36:28.000 It's Newsmax on Twitter.

00:36:32.000 We could check her page, though, right?

00:36:34.000 Yeah.

00:36:35.000 No, it doesn't matter.

00:36:36.000 She just said, Ted Cruz goes, I agree.

00:36:38.000 And she goes, yeah, well, your people almost had me murdered.

00:36:41.000 God.

00:36:42.000 She's determined to get us to believe that her life was in danger on January 6th.

00:36:49.000 Sorry, not falling for it.

00:36:53.000 Here's a really good explanation of what went on, by the way, if you're as dumb as I am and you're having trouble understanding what the GameStop, what shorting is and what GameStop did.

00:37:02.000 So go to 1-8.

00:37:04.000 Oh, yeah, you almost had me murdered three weeks ago.

00:37:08.000 He's like, I fucking win.

00:37:10.000 I did?

00:37:11.000 Believe me, if I had any power, you would have been dead long ago.

00:37:14.000 I'd still have a boner if I tried to.

00:37:17.000 1-8.

00:37:18.000 1-8.

00:37:23.000 I love these guys.

00:37:26.000 GameStop's stocks were being shorted.

00:37:29.000 So a bunch of Wall Street billionaires, they're wearing their Monopoly Man hats.

00:37:34.000 They've got the little monocle.

00:37:36.000 And they went, GameStop is going under.

00:37:39.000 We better stop shorting.

00:37:41.000 So they all shorted it.

00:37:42.000 So they're betting that it's going to go under.

00:37:44.000 So then, to screw them, a bunch of people on Reddit decided they would all buy GameStop stock, which made the price shoot way up.

00:37:52.000 And now all these people are losing millions of dollars.

00:37:54.000 So let's say you have 100 lemons and lemons are worth lemons are worth $5 each.

00:38:03.000 I'm betting I know something about the lemon market.

00:38:06.000 And you think it's going to die.

00:38:07.000 Can I say something really, really stupid?

00:38:10.000 Why is lemonade a thing?

00:38:11.000 Aren't lemons bitter?

00:38:13.000 Why would you want lemon juice?

00:38:16.000 It's a good place to put sugar.

00:38:19.000 Well, then otherwise you could put sugar and vinegar and it would be yummy.

00:38:23.000 Yeah.

00:38:24.000 All right.

00:38:24.000 Anyway, so and I'm like, dude, it's going to rain tomorrow.

00:38:27.000 Lemons are out.

00:38:28.000 It's going to rain tomorrow.

00:38:29.000 He's not going to sell anything.

00:38:30.000 His lemons are going down.

00:38:32.000 So I say, hey, buddy, can I borrow your lemons?

00:38:36.000 I borrow the lemons from you.

00:38:37.000 Then I sell them to someone else.

00:38:40.000 In a week, I have to give them back to you.

00:38:42.000 Lemon market has tanked.

00:38:45.000 Lemons are only worth a penny each now.

00:38:47.000 So now I go to the market and I buy 100 lemons at a penny each.

00:38:52.000 Then I give them back to you.

00:38:53.000 Here's your lemons back, buddy.

00:38:54.000 Wait, so you sold the lemons for $500?

00:38:56.000 Yeah.

00:38:56.000 And then I had to give you your lemons back.

00:38:58.000 So I had to spend a dollar to get those lemons.

00:39:00.000 And you got $500.

00:39:01.000 And I hand them to you, and now I made $499.

00:39:04.000 But why is that bad?

00:39:04.000 I thought that was.

00:39:05.000 Oh, so the guy that bought the lemons is Reddit.

00:39:07.000 No, that's the hedge fund manager.

00:39:08.000 What they're trying.

00:39:09.000 That's what they're trying to do.

00:39:10.000 That's what they're trying to do.

00:39:12.000 I think you're against the business.

00:39:14.000 So then what happened is they said, hey, look at these punks who are doing this to this lemon guy.

00:39:19.000 Or eliminate stand kids.

00:39:20.000 So then they bought the bunch of lemons, and now lemons are scarce.

00:39:25.000 Now they're rare.

00:39:26.000 That makes sense.

00:39:27.000 And now the lemons are worth $100 each.

00:39:29.000 Gotcha.

00:39:30.000 And now I have to give them back to you today.

00:39:32.000 I have to go buy them for $100, times $100, which is $10,000.

00:39:36.000 And now I have lost $9,500.

00:39:38.000 So that's what they did.

00:39:39.000 The first example was how short selling works.

00:39:41.000 The second is how they're screwing the short selling.

00:39:43.000 Gotcha.

00:39:45.000 I finally get it.

00:39:47.000 But the one part I don't get, though, is with the lemons, that guy who borrowed the lemons was doing it at market value.

00:39:57.000 He wasn't hurting the guy with the lemons.

00:39:58.000 Your lemons weren't worth much.

00:40:00.000 You were tanking.

00:40:02.000 So the reason you weren't forced, the reason you sold your lemons for a shitty price is because the lemons were worthless.

00:40:10.000 Well, here's the thing.

00:40:11.000 They send out reports saying what's going to suck.

00:40:14.000 They're like, oh, GameStop's going to suck.

00:40:16.000 And when they put those reports out and CSNBC or whatever report on that, then everybody else starts panicking, selling their shit, lowering it.

00:40:24.000 So they publicly announce what's going to fail, and it manifests the failing of it.

00:40:29.000 And they capitalize on that.

00:40:31.000 Well, this brings us to my second favorite boy, Dave Portnoy, 1-7.

00:40:38.000 Where he's, because we know that we've already discussed, everyone knows, right, that Robin Hood, the app, saw that this was going on and made people unable to trade.

00:40:47.000 I have a buddy at my gym.

00:40:49.000 He goes, holy shit, I...

00:40:51.000 Just made $5,000.

00:40:52.000 Then he could not log on for three hours.

00:40:55.000 And when he did finally log on, his five grand was gone.

00:40:59.000 Yeah.

00:41:00.000 So he's like, you owe me five grand.

00:41:02.000 Yep.

00:41:04.000 It's done.

00:41:04.000 That company will cease to exist because what they built it on, the day trader, the retail trader, they're never going back.

00:41:11.000 So he willingly blew up his company today.

00:41:15.000 He knew that was going to happen.

00:41:16.000 Why?

00:41:17.000 Who's in the back end?

00:41:18.000 Who's pulling the strings?

00:41:20.000 Who's making the decisions?

00:41:21.000 We have to find out.

00:41:22.000 And by the way, it's not enough just to be like, oh, we're going to slap you on the wrist and give you a fine.

00:41:26.000 These are billionaires.

00:41:27.000 They can write billion-dollar checks like we write $10 checks.

00:41:30.000 Somebody has to go to jail for this.

00:41:32.000 This is intentional market manipulation.

00:41:34.000 And it's everyday people.

00:41:35.000 It's just not the Reddit people.

00:41:37.000 I have people hitting me up all the time.

00:41:39.000 Today, yesterday, they're putting their rent into this.

00:41:42.000 They got caught up in the momentum.

00:41:43.000 And if you lose money fair and square, fine.

00:41:46.000 But nobody was under the impression somebody could just press the stop button and say, guess what?

00:41:51.000 We can crash this stock without you having any say.

00:41:55.000 You can only sell it.

00:41:56.000 You can't buy it.

00:41:58.000 What happened?

00:41:59.000 This is like the movie Wall Street.

00:42:00.000 It's insane.

00:42:01.000 Robin Hood's done.

00:42:02.000 That company will cease to do it.

00:42:05.000 So he threatened Steve Cohen 2-1, which is weird because this is my two boyfriends.

00:42:12.000 Steve Cohen is the guy who's saving the Mets.

00:42:15.000 God, he looks like a weird, evil egg lady.

00:42:18.000 He does.

00:42:21.000 So this is my parents fighting because Steve Cohen is currently rescuing the Mets.

00:42:26.000 And Dave Portnoy accused him of being one of the hedge funders who made Robin Hood stop working.

00:42:42.000 Okay, that's not interesting for us.

00:42:44.000 Why can't you just tell us what's going on?

00:42:46.000 I guess this is for people on their phone.

00:42:48.000 This is how millennials get their news.

00:42:50.000 They read it.

00:42:51.000 They like techno.

00:42:53.000 Okay, so that's not interesting.

00:42:54.000 You know, and then Steve Cohen said, let's talk about it, Dave, but offline.

00:43:00.000 And then Dave goes, no, offline is where shady shit happens.

00:43:03.000 I do everything online on the record.

00:43:06.000 So then Steve Cohen deletes his account.

00:43:09.000 I mean, the reason you own a team like the Mets is for clout.

00:43:14.000 It can't be very profitable.

00:43:16.000 And you want people to like you.

00:43:18.000 If people stop liking you because Dave Portnoy just called you out, then why exist?

00:43:25.000 His whole...

00:43:26.000 So the Mets is like owning the Mets is a charity.

00:43:30.000 You might as well own a horse with a broken leg.

00:43:34.000 And he did it to be popular.

00:43:35.000 And then all of a sudden with one schwump, Dave Portnoy makes him unpopular.

00:43:41.000 He destroyed him.

00:43:42.000 He destroyed Steve Cohen.

00:43:47.000 Also in Dave Portnoy News, he helped out this female hockey league, right?

00:43:55.000 This is 19.

00:43:58.000 And the takeaway from Vice, some dumb...

00:44:02.000 Oh, she changed her name to Vice Staff. 0.94

00:44:04.000 This is what they did after I left, by the way.

00:44:06.000 They changed all my articles to Vice Staff.

00:44:09.000 Her dumb feminist take is that Dave Portnoy is a white supremacist, racist, bigot, sexist, and he was mocking disabled players.

00:44:20.000 National Women's Hockey League sigh deeply deals with barstool sports.

00:44:25.000 Under the attack, the league, which has succeeded on its own terms, has responded forcefully, but not everyone in it has.

00:44:33.000 What?

00:44:34.000 That's the worst subhead I've ever seen.

00:44:36.000 Go back up.

00:44:37.000 Under attack, the league, which has succeeded on its own terms, has responded forcefully, but not everyone in it has.

00:44:46.000 Could you be less enticing, please, lady?

00:44:49.000 Women can't write. 1.00

00:44:50.000 Sorry.

00:44:52.000 So this article is like a lot of chick writing where she just barfs out all her notes, right? 0.66

00:44:57.000 It goes on and on and on and on and on and on.

00:45:01.000 And it doesn't tell you what's happening at the beginning.

00:45:03.000 We got to do the who, what, when, where, why in the opening sentence, lady.

00:45:07.000 But what did she say?

00:45:11.000 From the dawn of time.

00:45:13.000 That's another indication that you're reading an idiot's writing when they start a sentence like that.

00:45:18.000 Lesser men and pick-me girls have expressed being threatened by women succeeding in sports by trying to tear them down.

00:45:25.000 That Barstool Sports, notorious for its cult-like fan bases, campaigns of concentrated harassment, what?

00:45:32.000 Attacked players in, reporters on, staffers for, and fans of the National Women's Hockey League this week.

00:45:40.000 Was thus perhaps no surprise.

00:45:42.000 This writing is brutal.

00:45:46.000 Was thus perhaps no surprise?

00:45:49.000 What are you, a fucking fop? 1.00

00:45:52.000 Is this 1502?

00:45:53.000 Are we at a Renaissance fair?

00:45:57.000 What has been surprising for the better and the worse has been the exact way all of this has played out.

00:46:03.000 One of the basic dynamics of our time is how institutions and the people within them respond to aggrieved internet users, rallying behind disingenuous claims.

00:46:10.000 The NWHL met with a horde of them, has responded forcefully.

00:46:15.000 Not everyone within it has.

00:46:17.000 This is a fucking alphabet soup.

00:46:22.000 Lady, become a waitress, dress up pretty, and hopefully a rich guy will propose to you and you can have the rest of your life planned out for you because you are devoid of talent. 1.00

00:46:35.000 The success of the NWHL bubble season in Lake Placid is keeping women's sports in the spotlight.

00:46:39.000 Following the success of bubble seasons in Lake Blah, blah, blah, blah, which was founded in 2015, it consists of six teams, has used the blueprint to pull off some of the most entertaining sports seen during the pandemic.

00:46:49.000 The first two days were lovely with the best talent hog.

00:46:52.000 Anyway, so Dave goes, we're going to come in.

00:46:57.000 We're going to help out these people.

00:46:59.000 And including this woman who's handicapped, and she's been a huge inspiration to the sport.

00:47:06.000 And basically he just says, you're welcome.

00:47:09.000 And that becomes, you are mocking a handicapped player and you're pretending that you're the reason this league exists and you're not.

00:47:17.000 So he goes, I'm going to sue Weiss.

00:47:22.000 This has nothing to do with Steve Cohen or the GameStop thing.

00:47:26.000 This is twice he's in the news this week.

00:47:28.000 He's on fire.

00:47:30.000 We walked the streets.

00:47:31.000 Then we said, let's do something different.

00:47:33.000 Instead of just meeting some of the people you're helping on FaceTime, why not meet him in person?

00:47:39.000 And let's see what happened as we round the corner and came onto a luncheonette with eight seats all empty.

00:47:51.000 Dave, you mentioned you got called out.

00:47:53.000 You were complaining about what's happened in the city, the shutdown.

00:47:56.000 We bent the curb.

00:47:57.000 We bent the curve.

00:47:58.000 Who called you out?

00:47:59.000 It was a guy, Marcus Limonis, who I'd never heard of, but he's Campers World.

00:48:06.000 He's like a billionaire.

00:48:07.000 And he said, do something.

00:48:09.000 He said, if you start a fund, put 500 grand of your own money into it, I'll match it, is what he said.

00:48:15.000 We want to help.

00:48:18.000 That guy they just showed, the camping billionaire, has a really great show called Equalized Profit.

00:48:26.000 Yeah, the Profit.

00:48:27.000 Yeah.

00:48:27.000 Where he fixes up businesses.

00:48:30.000 I don't think those shows work, by the way.

00:48:32.000 Bar Rescue.

00:48:33.000 They always, this guy comes in, Hotel Rescue.

00:48:36.000 If you check on these people after he's left, it always goes back to shit.

00:48:41.000 Something like 10% of bar rescues remain profitable.

00:48:44.000 But it's just a really fun show to see this guy come in and just see exactly what's wrong with the company and repair it.

00:48:52.000 He's great.

00:48:52.000 Great show.

00:48:54.000 Oh, is he getting hair plugs?

00:48:56.000 He's bald.

00:48:58.000 Uh-oh.

00:48:59.000 Marcos, come on.

00:49:01.000 That looks like spray on here.

00:49:04.000 Oh, my God.

00:49:05.000 Wait a minute.

00:49:05.000 He got hair plugs.

00:49:07.000 Dude.

00:49:09.000 You can't be famous bald and then later get hair implants.

00:49:16.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:49:20.000 Seriously, you have no idea how much this needs to be kind of a restaurant.

00:49:23.000 Very excited to help.

00:49:25.000 Oh my God, you're absolutely amazing.

00:49:27.000 When you decide to take action, you started meeting these people.

00:49:30.000 And remind you a lot of yourself, though?

00:49:32.000 Grinders, whatever it takes to be successful, get out of my way. 1.00

00:49:35.000 I'm not looking for a pat on the back, just a chance.

00:49:37.000 Yeah, that's small business owners.

00:49:39.000 An entrepreneur or small business owner says, I'd rather work 100 hours and know successes because of me as opposed to somebody else.

00:49:46.000 Ironically, because of the pandemic, that's what got ripped away from people.

00:49:50.000 We're about to come on one of the business owners that was selected to hit the criteria, the Barstow criteria.

00:49:56.000 This has nothing to do with this.

00:49:57.000 Johnny's lunching at.

00:49:59.000 Why?

00:49:59.000 Stop.

00:50:04.000 Go back.

00:50:04.000 Go down.

00:50:06.000 Barstow Sports Blah, blah, blah, threatened to sue Weiss, claiming the liberal website lied and reported that he mocked a female hockey player who suffered a career-ending injury when he actually helped raise money and awareness for her cause.

00:50:17.000 Portnoy posted an emergency press conference video on social media Wednesday that detailed his side of the situation.

00:50:23.000 Let's see that.

00:50:25.000 Okay.

00:50:26.000 Contains.

00:50:27.000 Just go.

00:50:28.000 This is how you do your job.

00:50:29.000 You go Dave Portnoy, emergency press conference advice.

00:50:34.000 And you do it super fast.

00:50:35.000 So the show continues its momentum.

00:50:39.000 And it feels exciting.

00:50:41.000 Like we're all on this rambling ride together.

00:50:50.000 And you also make sure you're in a browser that loads tweets.

00:50:53.000 There we go.

00:50:55.000 Okay, real quick.

00:50:57.000 Our emergency press conference here.

00:50:59.000 Still talking about the NWHL.

00:51:01.000 And now I know I have to do this.

00:51:04.000 I'm posting this video.

00:51:06.000 I'm then going to post a screenshot after this video.

00:51:10.000 And then another video.

00:51:11.000 So bear with me.

00:51:12.000 Three things are coming in succession.

00:51:15.000 Yeah, I know I wore this shirt yesterday.

00:51:16.000 Deal with it.

00:51:19.000 I always say when people attack Barcelona Sports that they pull things out of context, they make things up.

00:51:25.000 They lie through their teeth.

00:51:26.000 And then when we call them for it, they're nowhere to be found.

00:51:30.000 I also say it's the same group of small writers who are at the genesis of all of these trash hit pieces.

00:51:38.000 And people don't want me mentioning names.

00:51:40.000 Oh, don't mention.

00:51:41.000 Do you remember his biggest controversy was that he said Colin thought Colin Kaepernick was a Arab.

00:51:48.000 He said, I didn't even know he was black.

00:51:49.000 And then I think he said I got terrorist vibes off of him, which was a joke.

00:51:54.000 And that was like the end of the world.

00:51:57.000 Dave Portnite calls Colin Kaepernick a terrorist Names, just because they attack you and make shit up about you and lie and all this shit, you should leave them alone because they're female journalists. 0.99

00:52:10.000 Like if a guy did it, I'd leave him alone.

00:52:12.000 No, no, no, no.

00:52:12.000 If you publicly lie, slander, and do everything they do, you're fair game.

00:52:18.000 Sorry.

00:52:20.000 So, Marissa Njemi wrote an article today in Vice magazine, in Vice Online, about the whole dust up.

00:52:29.000 Let me read you a quote.

00:52:31.000 Marissa Njemi wrote this advice right now.

00:52:34.000 They'll probably change it and take it out.

00:52:36.000 This is a direct quote.

00:52:37.000 I'm reading it from Vice.com.

00:52:38.000 I have the screenshot.

00:52:40.000 On Tuesday night, Barcelona Sports founder Dave Portmight tweeted a video riddled with inaccuracies in mocking, in mocking the devastating career ending injury suffered by Dennett Lang in the league's first season in 2015.

00:52:55.000 The NWHL honors Lang every year with an award, and her number is retired by the Boston Pride.

00:53:02.000 Again, let me repeat, Dave Born had tweeted a video riddled with inaccuracies and mocked the devastating career ending injury suffered by Dennis Lang.

00:53:10.000 Why would anyone do that?

00:53:12.000 Like, unless they were like a pedophile?

00:53:16.000 Why would you mock anyone in any sport who suffered a devastating injury that ended their career?

00:53:22.000 I mean, I guess I could think if it's the team you hate, if it was Mike Judge, I guess.

00:53:30.000 Typical white supremacist stuff.

00:53:32.000 Yeah, that's what Nazis do.

00:53:34.000 I didn't do that.

00:53:35.000 And not only that, we helped raise money.

00:53:38.000 So I'm going to post a video that we had already made.

00:53:40.000 It's a Barcelona doc about Dennel Lang.

00:53:42.000 I don't want to bring her in this because it has nothing to do with her.

00:53:46.000 But to just highlight that, and by the way, this quote will now be used.

00:53:50.000 I'll see this now for the next hundred years.

00:53:52.000 No, Barcelona Sports mocked a girl who got spinal quote.

00:53:55.000 That's how these people work.

00:53:56.000 Who is Marissa and Jemmy?

00:53:58.000 Who is she? 0.99

00:53:59.000 Why is that ringing bell?

00:54:00.000 Oh, when we partnered with the Bruins in 2019 and no one gave a fuck.

00:54:06.000 You know who complained?

00:54:07.000 To the Bruins and made a story about that?

00:54:09.000 Myrissa and Jemmy.

00:54:10.000 Same girl.

00:54:11.000 Same girl.

00:54:13.000 Remember who complained?

00:54:14.000 Oh, why is Barcelon mad?

00:54:16.000 Because nobody gave a fuck.

00:54:17.000 What are they doing?

00:54:17.000 You stuck your fucking face.

00:54:20.000 What did he really say?

00:54:21.000 Where it didn't belong?

00:54:23.000 Same girl.

00:54:23.000 Three years later.

00:54:24.000 Same girl.

00:54:25.000 Same girl.

00:54:26.000 Oh, the USA Today article that trashed us.

00:54:30.000 Barcelon Sports and NWH.

00:54:32.000 Who wrote that?

00:54:33.000 Hamil Jahari.

00:54:34.000 You know who also wrote about the Bruins Towel thing?

00:54:38.000 Hamil Jahari.

00:54:39.000 It's the same people.

00:54:40.000 And you idiots who are... 0.58

00:54:42.000 What do you mean, Arabs?

00:54:43.000 They just think they went with the Bruins, the towel thing.

00:54:45.000 They didn't stand on our side.

00:54:47.000 Don't let these people get away with it.

00:54:49.000 Don't let them get away with it.

00:54:50.000 Maybe what Marissa and Jen.

00:54:52.000 These all sound like Muslim names.

00:54:53.000 Maybe they're mad about the Colin Kaepernick thing and have declared war.

00:54:56.000 Maybe they're getting funding from CARE.

00:55:01.000 Sierra.

00:55:03.000 It's the same fucking people.

00:55:05.000 It's like 10 of them.

00:55:06.000 And people believe this.

00:55:08.000 So I had to make this.

00:55:09.000 What's following?

00:55:10.000 Keep in mind what Marissa and Jemmy just said about me.

00:55:14.000 That I mocked a career-ending injury by Dennel Lang.

00:55:18.000 That's printed right now on Vice.

00:55:19.000 For, I don't know, Vice is pretty big for thousands of people to read.

00:55:23.000 Dave Porting mocks Dennel Lang career-ending spinal cordage.

00:55:27.000 Marissa and Jemmy wrote that.

00:55:28.000 Same person who had a problem with the Bruins.

00:55:30.000 Same person who keeps inserting herself in everything we do without being asked to be inserted.

00:55:35.000 That's who people are mad that Erica called to the carpet. 1.00

00:55:38.000 People like that.

00:55:39.000 Dave Porta mocks Denna Lang.

00:55:41.000 Watch.

00:55:42.000 Watch.

00:55:46.000 Oh, that's it?

00:55:47.000 Yeah, that's the first.

00:55:48.000 I want to see what he actually said.

00:55:51.000 There's a screenshot.

00:55:52.000 Yeah, there's that.

00:55:53.000 But what's she basing it on?

00:55:55.000 So then he posts a third thing.

00:55:59.000 There's the documentary.

00:56:02.000 I'm not sure.

00:56:04.000 So he posted three things, but that's not one of them.

00:56:06.000 Huh.

00:56:09.000 Let's look up Marissa and Jemmy.

00:56:14.000 She's taking her name off.

00:56:16.000 Because I was threatened by white supremacists.

00:56:19.000 They made the whole GameStop thing about white supremacy, if you can wrap your head around that.

00:56:28.000 In Jimmy, okay.

00:56:31.000 Pretty close.

00:56:35.000 It's going to be a Muslim game, right? 1.00

00:57:04.000 I know your personality.

00:57:21.000 You know, I'm back playing here.

00:57:23.000 All that really matters.

00:57:24.000 Having a great time with the guys.

00:57:26.000 Boring.

00:57:29.000 Let's do some Proud Boys.

00:57:33.000 I don't think we need the whole intro.

00:57:35.000 I only have one thing.

00:57:36.000 I'd already talked about Max and John's hearing.

00:57:42.000 But I got all the paperwork on Tario, and it's not good.

00:57:47.000 Here's the best case scenario.

00:57:49.000 Tario was a prolific snitch and isn't one today.

00:57:54.000 That's your ideal scenario.

00:57:58.000 I have all of the paperwork.

00:57:59.000 I read it all.

00:58:01.000 Court hearings, everything, the plea down.

00:58:04.000 It wasn't even that much.

00:58:05.000 It was something like 60 months.

00:58:07.000 And this police work allegedly got him down to 14 months, I think.

00:58:12.000 60 months isn't that bad.

00:58:15.000 If it's state, you can get down to 75%.

00:58:17.000 If it's federal, it's 90%.

00:58:20.000 But that's why I don't do crime, because I can't do the time.

00:58:24.000 Snitching was never an option. 0.89

00:58:26.000 And here's the thing that really pisses me off.

00:58:30.000 Now, the organization looks like it's led by a snitch.

00:58:35.000 In many minds, that's going to be a snitch organization.

00:58:38.000 Now, Max and John are in prison, and they're known as members of a snitch group.

00:58:44.000 That's not a good place to be.

00:58:46.000 In other words, not being open and honest and telling everyone about this has led to Max and John being in danger.

00:58:54.000 That's not cool.

00:58:55.000 And also, with this worst-case scenario, which is no, sorry, best case scenario, which is a fact.

00:59:01.000 I don't throw around allegations like snitch if I don't have paperwork.

00:59:06.000 You can't lead.

00:59:07.000 Sorry.

00:59:08.000 Trainees are not allowed in the military.

00:59:10.000 People with a history of mental illness are not allowed to buy guns.

00:59:15.000 Someone who snitched, like you did it, it was wrong.

00:59:18.000 You put people in jail for steroids for fucking having a grow house?

00:59:24.000 That's not a big deal.

00:59:26.000 That's really fucked up that someone is growing marijuana and you put them in prison for it.

00:59:31.000 Especially when, as one guy pointed out, a tenant of the club is anti-drug war.

00:59:37.000 So there you are fighting the drug war on behalf of the authorities.

00:59:42.000 That's not good, dude.

00:59:43.000 At all.

00:59:46.000 What's this 2-3?

00:59:52.000 So I don't see how it goes forward after this.

00:59:56.000 I think what happened.

00:59:57.000 Oh, yeah.

00:59:58.000 This is as the DHS is issuing a national terrorism bulletin warning, the government is going after far-right groups with over 135 people have been arrested and they cast at the Capitol.

01:00:07.000 Why did he want me to go to the Capitol so bad and do a speech unless someone was telling him to get me to incite violence and then they can throw me in prison for sedition?

01:00:21.000 He was arrested because you didn't pull through?

01:00:24.000 Like, Tari, you said you were going to get McInnes down here.

01:00:26.000 Well, we already talked about that.

01:00:28.000 A lot of spies get arrested the night before something big goes down because they don't want to be involved in it.

01:00:35.000 So there was a guy who infiltrated the Banditos, and before they would go do a big crime spree, he would get in a fight and get thrown in jail the night before.

01:00:47.000 What's this now?

01:00:48.000 Emmanuel Joe, good morning.

01:00:50.000 Before we get to that, I want to give you a quick update on the other story we're following.

01:00:53.000 A 71-year-old man arrested outside of the Rayburn House office building for having a gun and 20 rounds of ammunition in his car.

01:01:00.000 We still don't know who the individual is, and we're awaiting charging documents here in D.C. But the DHS is issuing a national terrorism bulletin warning of potential anti-government violent protests.

01:01:12.000 And even though they're not pointing to evidence of a specific plan, they're warning of a heightened threat environment for some time.

01:01:19.000 Isn't it amazing how the media has convinced half of the country that domestic terrorism is a thing?

01:01:24.000 And January 6th was 1776 with five dead bodies.

01:01:32.000 And we've seen the footage of them wandering in.

01:01:35.000 You know, they got that shaman now to say it was Trump's fault.

01:01:38.000 Trump made me do it.

01:01:41.000 So they're using that as evidence in Trump's impeachment.

01:01:45.000 We've seen the footage.

01:01:47.000 It was a bunch of assholes being goofballs.

01:01:55.000 The Justice Department is going after far-right groups, securing an indictment against three members of the Oathkeepers militia, charging them with conspiring to storm the U.S. Capitol.

01:02:05.000 The case is the first of its kind as the FBI looks through more than 200,000 videos and photos to investigate the unprecedented siege.

01:02:14.000 So far, more than 135 people have been arrested in connection with the riot.

01:02:19.000 Many of them documented their crimes on social media, making it easier for the FBI and other agencies to track them down.

01:02:26.000 Aside from the Capitol break-in on January 6th, DHS also notes violent riots in recent days and apparent reference to Antifa organized events in Portland, Oregon.

01:02:37.000 Remember when Antifa was declared a domestic terrorist group?

01:02:40.000 Nothing happened.

01:02:41.000 No.

01:02:43.000 I don't know what it means.

01:02:46.000 A cop buddy of mine was like, now it's all going down with the Antifa terrorist thing.

01:02:50.000 And we're going to see where they get their funding and all these Soros money and blah, blah, blah.

01:02:54.000 And I was like, don't get your hopes up, dude.

01:02:56.000 And I was right.

01:02:58.000 Governor Christy Noam says Democrats do not condemn far-left groups the same way they do the far right.

01:03:04.000 Well, leadership has consequences, and we saw Democratic leadership play out in our cities across the country in 2020.

01:03:11.000 Violence, mobs, rioting and looting, lack of enforcement of laws, that's Democrat leadership on display.

01:03:19.000 And there's another twist to this story.

01:03:21.000 There we go.

01:03:23.000 According to transcripts in a federal court proceeding, the leader of the Proud Boys movement was an undercover government informant after being arrested for fraud in 2012.

01:03:33.000 36-year-old Enrique Tario worked with law enforcement officials to help prosecute more than a dozen people in cases involving drugs, gambling, and human trafficking.

01:03:43.000 Tario denies working undercover.

01:03:46.000 Meanwhile, a California man is under arrest for sending threatening text messages to the families of a journalist and New York Democratic Congressman Hakeem Jeffries on the same day as the Capitol riot.

01:03:58.000 It is weird that that was all leaked.

01:04:01.000 That's one part I can't really figure out.

01:04:04.000 Why did they compromise their source?

01:04:13.000 Although, the documents I got were all public.

01:04:17.000 I didn't break into any courthouses to find all the evidence of this cooperating, so I guess it was just a tenacious reporter.

01:04:24.000 But it is weird that the judge would talk to the reporter about something like that.

01:04:28.000 Anyway, not good.

01:04:31.000 My prediction is it'll be the end of Prowboys at Rallies, and the club will go back to just being in bars and drinking and telling rude jokes, which is fine with me.

01:04:45.000 I think it's more interesting to see what the future of Antifa is.

01:04:50.000 Like, what are they mad at right now?

01:04:53.000 Biden, the government.

01:04:55.000 I saw a banner they were carrying on that said, we don't want Biden, we want revenge.

01:04:59.000 Yeah.

01:05:02.000 Also in the news, everyone knew that the Lincoln Project were a bunch of gay pedophiles who tried to fuck kids. 0.80

01:05:14.000 And Karl Rove brought it up in 2004 and they managed to say that's a smear, that's a lie.

01:05:21.000 You know, I saw when I was skiing in Vermont, I saw Lincoln Project signs in lawns.

01:05:28.000 That's how popular they were.

01:05:29.000 That's how much Trump is hated by these people.

01:05:32.000 They glorify some fucking made-up dumb fund where they do idiotic videos.

01:05:39.000 Like Dan Winslow.

01:05:40.000 Pull up that Dan Winslow pic I sent you.

01:05:43.000 He's not Lincoln Project, but he might as well be. 0.67

01:05:45.000 He's a fiction writer who's become a political activist because it helps sell books if we're living in a hellhole of domestic terrorism.

01:05:56.000 You've got it right in front of you, shit for brains.

01:05:59.000 Yeah, I know.

01:06:00.000 You have to add it to the Google keep in order to zoom in on it.

01:06:03.000 Or I could just show her a whole email.

01:06:06.000 Look at him.

01:06:06.000 Don Winslow.

01:06:08.000 He is a fiction writer who provides you with the news.

01:06:12.000 I'm putting up $50,000 to the first person who provides the FBI with direct information that leads to the arrest of domestic terrorist Ali Alexander.

01:06:19.000 It's enough money to begin a fresh start.

01:06:21.000 Simple.

01:06:22.000 If the FBI confirms your information led to Ali's arrest, I give you 50K.

01:06:26.000 And his beef with Ali is Ali had the Stop the Steal movement.

01:06:30.000 And that the allegation is that Ali purporting misinformation about the election led to the Capitol being sieged.

01:06:40.000 Pretty tenuous link there.

01:06:43.000 But according to Don, it's Ali's fault.

01:06:47.000 I thought it was Trump's fault.

01:06:48.000 I thought it was my fault.

01:06:49.000 I thought it was Proud Boys.

01:06:50.000 It's everyone bad.

01:06:54.000 So yeah, Karl Rove brought up that this guy liked to fuck young boys.

01:07:00.000 And then Molly Jung Fast, who is a hideous editor over at Daily Beast? 1.00

01:07:09.000 Conservative leader claims Daily Beast editor-at-large, Molly Jong Fast, knew of John Weaver's sexually explicit messages.

01:07:16.000 And this was all uncovered by Ryan Gurduski.

01:07:21.000 In fact, I think the guy hit on Ryan.

01:07:24.000 Ew.

01:07:25.000 Promised him a job.

01:07:26.000 That's gay. 1.00

01:07:29.000 Is Ryan gay?

01:07:30.000 He definitely dresses like a gay. 1.00

01:07:33.000 That's a nice tie not, nice hair.

01:07:37.000 Let's have some fun with...

01:07:39.000 How long have we been talking here?

01:07:40.000 I think we're running out of time.

01:07:41.000 Let's have some fun with our new segment, and you guys are so good at this.

01:07:44.000 Can you please make me a bumper called Saki is Stupid. 1.00

01:07:51.000 And spell it, P-S-A-K-I is P-S-T-U-P-I-D. 1.00

01:07:57.000 Saki is stupid. 0.99

01:07:59.000 I guess I'll have to do a song for it.

01:08:02.000 And now it's time for Saki is stupid. 1.00

01:08:08.000 That ruled.

01:08:12.000 Now, you know the circle back thing.

01:08:14.000 I don't know if we had that.

01:08:16.000 We played that yet, right?

01:08:18.000 She says, I'm going to circle back on this.

01:08:19.000 So she's so memeable because she's so out of her breath. 1.00

01:08:23.000 She has no idea what she's doing behind that podium. 0.99

01:08:27.000 I don't know who the fuck hired her. 1.00

01:08:28.000 I don't know who's...

01:08:30.000 It's a pretty hard job.

01:08:32.000 And there's always like five subjects going around in the news.

01:08:36.000 So have those well researched and have your retort.

01:08:39.000 Like Kaylee McKenney, they'd say, do you think Trump is going to disavow the Capitol?

01:08:45.000 And then she would go, well, are you going to disavow?

01:08:49.000 $3 billion of damage, 10 months of riding, and she'd have it already.

01:08:55.000 But Saki just says, circle back, and it's become a meme.

01:08:58.000 Look at this meme.

01:08:58.000 Ain't no circle back, girl.

01:09:09.000 Circle back.

01:09:12.000 Circle back.

01:09:18.000 Circle back.

01:09:20.000 Circle back.

01:09:22.000 She sure is a circle back girl. 1.00

01:09:25.000 Well, I like when they do circle back.

01:09:27.000 When you're not asked about Biden's dogs or ice cream.

01:09:32.000 What's 32?

01:09:43.000 I like these better than the compilations because you get to see your stupidity spread out in context.

01:09:50.000 This is the press secretary covering for the corruption of the Biden administration.

01:09:54.000 Listen.

01:09:55.000 And I had to follow up on the markets and everything that's happening with GameStop.

01:10:00.000 You did mention, I believe, yesterday that the Treasury Secretary is monitoring the situation and she's kind of on top of it.

01:10:08.000 There have been some kind of concerns about her previous engagements with Citadel and speaking fees that she has received from Citadel.

01:10:17.000 Are there any plans to have her accuse herself from advising the president on GameStop and the whole Robin Hood situation?

01:10:25.000 One, first off, good question by the media.

01:10:27.000 Finally, finally pushing.

01:10:29.000 Now let's see if this press secretary can properly answer this question just like our old McEnaney would answer it.

01:10:36.000 Let's see.

01:10:37.000 Just to be clear, what I said was that we have the Treasury Secretary is now confirmed.

01:10:42.000 Obviously, we have a broad economic team.

01:10:45.000 The SEC put out a statement yesterday that I referred to.

01:10:50.000 Hold on, she said a broad economic team.

01:10:51.000 I don't know if she's referring to she's a woman, which I'll get into later.

01:10:55.000 I don't think I have anything more for you on it other than to say, separate from the game stop issue, the Secretary of Treasury is one of the world-renowned experts on markets, on the economy.

01:11:06.000 It shouldn't be a surprise to anyone she was paid to give her perspective and advice before she came into office.

01:11:13.000 Well, first off, this answers way better than the, well, she is a woman one, which I'll show you in just a second.

01:11:20.000 But listen, Jen and Yellen accepted $810,000 in speaking fees from Citadel, owner of Robinhood.

01:11:27.000 Reporter, are there any plans to recuse herself from advising the president on the GameStop and Robinhood situation.

01:11:34.000 No, she's an expert and deserves that money. 1.00

01:11:36.000 Listen, if you have someone in your administration that's supposed to advise on a situation and you have an invested interest in the companies involved in that situation that are doing bad things, you should take no part in what is going on at all.

01:11:52.000 You shouldn't take that as, well, she is an expert.

01:11:54.000 You got paid nearly a million dollars from the company.

01:11:57.000 Probably more on the back end.

01:11:58.000 Maybe they told him, hey, you know, buy this real quick because we're going to pump that.

01:12:02.000 Who knows?

01:12:02.000 It could be more money.

01:12:04.000 But hey, Democrats for you.

01:12:07.000 Now let's watch her. 0.96

01:12:08.000 He's going to show the clip where she says she's a woman.

01:12:10.000 I sent you a picture of Janet Yellen.

01:12:14.000 Her speaking fees.

01:12:15.000 There's no way.

01:12:16.000 There's no way that's not corrupt.

01:12:18.000 You don't get that kind of money.

01:12:20.000 Elton John doesn't get that kind of money.

01:12:22.000 Joe Biden's new Treasury Secretary, Janet Yellen, has made over $7 million from speaking at Wall Street firms, including Citadel, an investor in Melvin Capital, which got run over by Wall Street bets.

01:12:31.000 Citadel is also Robin Hood's biggest customer.

01:12:35.000 Sorry.

01:12:37.000 If you did that, you can't be the head of the Federal Reserve.

01:12:41.000 If you were a snitch at any time, you can't lead a men's club.

01:12:45.000 Sorry.

01:12:45.000 You know, they're also connected to the SLV, which is the silver market.

01:12:49.000 And so a lot of the mainstream news is saying that, oh, Redditors are moving to silver now to try to get people to buy silver.

01:12:58.000 But it's a trick and it's a trap.

01:13:02.000 So be ready for that.

01:13:06.000 More sacky.

01:13:07.000 More sacky, please.

01:13:09.000 I can't get enough of her.

01:13:11.000 She's the worst press secretary America's ever had. 0.94

01:13:14.000 Oh, is that the same clip?

01:13:17.000 Well, it's not in my notes.

01:13:18.000 Do they think we're corrupt?

01:13:20.000 This is the press secretary covering for the corruption of the Biden administration.

01:13:24.000 Listen.

01:13:25.000 How to follow up on the markets and everything.

01:13:27.000 Okay, let's do three, four. 0.99

01:13:29.000 This is one of my favorite ones.

01:13:32.000 You're going to love it.

01:13:34.000 This one even made it to my wife.

01:13:38.000 And she doesn't really care about politics.

01:13:41.000 Be used at vaccination centers when they get stood up across the country.

01:13:44.000 Does the White House support that request?

01:13:47.000 I did ask our team about this.

01:13:49.000 You or someone else may have asked about this the other day, and I think I have something on it here.

01:13:53.000 One moment.

01:13:58.000 This is an international stage.

01:14:00.000 Thanks for your patience.

01:14:01.000 Lots to say about COVID, no doubt about it.

01:14:05.000 Okay.

01:14:07.000 So let's see.

01:14:15.000 Let me talk to our team about it.

01:14:17.000 She knows she can't say circle back anymore.

01:14:20.000 Let me talk to our team.

01:14:22.000 Let me sir.

01:14:23.000 Cole.

01:14:24.000 No, no, not coal.

01:14:25.000 Just sir.

01:14:26.000 I'm still going.

01:14:27.000 Oh, is that all I have?

01:14:28.000 Yeah, shit.

01:14:29.000 I'm out.

01:14:29.000 You know, because I'm not.

01:14:30.000 I got three, three, five.

01:14:32.000 She saw Kayla McKinney.

01:14:33.000 There was a meme that was like, look at how many notes Kayla McKinney had. 0.88

01:14:36.000 She was prepared.

01:14:37.000 And then she was like, all right, I need a big old binder of notes.

01:14:39.000 And that didn't help her.

01:14:41.000 No, it's just more shit.

01:14:43.000 She's going to wade through.

01:14:44.000 She's going to be blonde next week. 1.00

01:14:46.000 Excellent question.

01:14:47.000 We're on day five, so I don't have anything new for you.

01:14:49.000 Well, our team is working right now.

01:14:51.000 We've been here for five days.

01:14:53.000 Nothing to report at this point in time.

01:14:55.000 It's a great question.

01:14:56.000 I haven't had the opportunity to speak with our national security team about it.

01:14:59.000 It's an excellent question.

01:15:00.000 I would send you to the Department of Defense.

01:15:02.000 I'd send you the Department of Homeland Security.

01:15:05.000 Of course, we deferred to our health and medical experts.

01:15:08.000 Let me take the second question and talk to our national security team and get you something more comprehensive.

01:15:13.000 I don't have any preview for you on when we will have on our strategy.

01:15:19.000 Yeah, it's an interesting question.

01:15:21.000 We all love the mailman and mailwoman.

01:15:23.000 I don't have anything for you on it.

01:15:24.000 I'm happy to check with our team on it and see if we have any specifics.

01:15:28.000 I'll have to.

01:15:29.000 I think the president's view on our relationship with China, I tried to do my best to convey to all of you.

01:15:35.000 I'll have to check on that specific piece and we'll circle back with you directly.

01:15:39.000 As has always been the case, the president reserves the right to respond in the time and manner of his choosing.

01:15:45.000 Even though I stumbled over that, I needed a little more coffee before I came out here, I guess.

01:15:50.000 What?

01:15:51.000 Did you hear that?

01:15:52.000 Yeah.

01:15:52.000 Oh, that's great.

01:15:53.000 Her fucking, what do they call the people that do like the sign language? 1.00

01:15:56.000 Oh, the sign language interpreter is going to get carpal tunnel from just doing the circle back.

01:16:01.000 It only hurts when I do this.

01:16:03.000 What's 3.6?

01:16:14.000 Can you believe how many examples they have?

01:16:17.000 Joe Biden said there were limitations on use of executive actions.

01:16:21.000 Things you can't do by executive order unless you're a dictator.

01:16:25.000 We're a democracy, we need consensus.

01:16:28.000 I think you said earlier that some of these executive orders will be used to roll back some of the immoral things that the previous administration had done.

01:16:37.000 If you're calling these things immoral, is that seeking consensus and unity?

01:16:42.000 And then also, I mean, does it suggest that President Biden sees himself as perhaps a benevolent dictator?

01:16:48.000 Well, Rob, I'm sure this wasn't your intention, but I think you took the President's comments a bit out of context.

01:16:53.000 He was asked about tax reform and whether that could be done via executive order during the interview with George Secondopoulos, which you're referring to.

01:17:03.000 Well, I think the question is pretty important context for everybody, and he said no.

01:17:08.000 And the president also said...

01:17:11.000 See, you know what she's talking about?

01:17:12.000 The reporter's talking about.

01:17:14.000 That's 3-7, where Biden said, if you do a bunch of executive orders the second you walk in, that's what a dictator does.

01:17:20.000 And you look at other executive orders, Obama, George W. Bush, Trump, they're all like five for like the first week, the executive orders, zero.

01:17:31.000 I think Obama was zero.

01:17:33.000 He's up to, I believe, 37.

01:17:37.000 But play him saying that doing a lot of executive orders makes you a dictator.

01:17:42.000 I have this strange notion.

01:17:44.000 We are a democracy.

01:17:46.000 Some of my Republican friends and some of my Democratic friends even occasionally say, well, if you can't get the votes by executive order, you're going to do something.

01:17:54.000 Things you can't do by executive order unless you're a dictator.

01:17:57.000 We're a democracy.

01:17:58.000 We need consensus.

01:18:01.000 This next one.

01:18:02.000 That was all the context you need.

01:18:06.000 37 orders.

01:18:07.000 Check out this video, though.

01:18:08.000 I sent it to you.

01:18:09.000 I think I had to email it to you.

01:18:11.000 It's separately.

01:18:12.000 Yeah, this is fucking amazing.

01:18:15.000 We are going to have 600 vaccines.

01:18:17.000 That's enough for how many Americans do you think 600 vaccines could help?

01:18:23.000 Additional 200 million doses to be delivered this summer.

01:18:27.000 And some of it will come as early, begin to come in, early summer, but by the mid-summer that this vaccine will be there.

01:18:38.000 And that increases the total vaccine order in the United States by 50%, from 400 million order to 600 million.

01:18:48.000 Just enough vaccine to fully vaccinate 300 Americans by end of the summer, the beginning of the fall.

01:18:58.000 But we want to make, look, I want to repeat.

01:19:01.000 It'll be enough to fully vaccinate 300 Americans. 0.66

01:19:05.000 He repeated it.

01:19:07.000 He repeated it.

01:19:10.000 And we're ignoring all the terrible syntax in there, like, I want to be repeat.

01:19:13.000 Right.

01:19:14.000 He cannot speak English.

01:19:16.000 He doesn't know the language English.

01:19:20.000 And forget the fact that he thinks 600 vaccinations can help 300 people.

01:19:25.000 He can't even describe time zones.

01:19:27.000 When he talks about the summer, it's going to be at the beginning, in the middle of summer.

01:19:33.000 And let me repeat, by fall.

01:19:36.000 Like, take away all the obvious math errors.

01:19:39.000 That sentence is another t-shirt.

01:19:41.000 We're going to start making more Biden t-shirts.

01:19:43.000 It could be completely factual, and it still sucks.

01:19:46.000 You know how Kayla McKinney and even Sarah Huckabee Sanders had the ferocity of Trump? 0.99

01:19:51.000 They had like the, well, right now we're doing really great and we're seeing huge numbers.

01:19:56.000 It's like, this is a perfect mini Biden.

01:19:58.000 And now she's avoiding it.

01:20:01.000 That's exactly what it is.

01:20:02.000 They were brawlers and they knew the media was hostile. 0.92

01:20:05.000 So they took them on and they said, fuck you, is what we're going to do.

01:20:08.000 Yeah.

01:20:09.000 Little Trump.

01:20:10.000 This woman is not in her league. 1.00

01:20:14.000 This is the latest from her.

01:20:15.000 She doesn't say circle back, but she acknowledges it.

01:20:17.000 And last thing I just want to do before we get to your questions, I often note I'm going to circle back.

01:20:21.000 I hate to disappoint conservative Twitter, but I am going to circle back on a number of things, as we often do directly.

01:20:26.000 But Hurricane Maria funds, which was a question that was asked last week.

01:20:31.000 The president of the status of them, I should say, that it is a priority for his administration to release this funding.

01:20:37.000 We are working to do so.

01:20:39.000 So that is in process.

01:20:40.000 On the White House fence, which a couple of people...

01:20:44.000 Trump fired people for much lesser crimes.

01:20:46.000 Just let's get her out of here. 1.00

01:20:49.000 You know, I don't like this decapitated Trump as such a major part of my set.

01:20:54.000 It's true.

01:20:56.000 Oh.

01:20:57.000 One of my Trumps.

01:20:59.000 That's a good, you picked a good Trump.

01:21:06.000 That's pretty dope.

01:21:08.000 Seems pretty small.

01:21:14.000 All right, let's talk about racism just briefly.

01:21:17.000 Let's talk about racism.

01:21:21.000 Let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.

01:21:30.000 So 2.6, this is an argument that you're seeing a lot of in the left.

01:21:34.000 And it is that if the Capitol...

01:21:44.000 Oh, this is great.

01:21:45.000 So Veritas has been sitting in on Facebook calls the same way they said it on CNN calls.

01:21:51.000 This is the narrative of Zuckerberg and the left.

01:21:53.000 And this is a stretch.

01:21:55.000 But the reason you didn't see cops shooting the people who invaded the Capitol is because we live in a racist society.

01:22:02.000 And when whites riot, nothing happens.

01:22:04.000 When blacks riot, they die. 0.99

01:22:06.000 This is just a very difficult moment for a lot of us here.

01:22:11.000 And especially our black colleagues.

01:22:19.000 It was troubling, I think, to see how people in this mob were treated compared to the stark contrast that we saw during the protests earlier this year.

01:22:36.000 They protested the Capitol, that silly evangelism wasn't very fiery.

01:22:42.000 There was a stark contrast.

01:22:45.000 If this was a BLM antifa at this age, there'd be no capital. 0.86

01:22:51.000 These groups riot differently.

01:22:53.000 And secondly, the right riots once.

01:22:57.000 The left hasn't stopped against the system.

01:22:59.000 How can people not see this?

01:23:02.000 There was one transgression.

01:23:04.000 Yes, it was bad.

01:23:06.000 The only people that died were a right-wing woman, some fat guy, cop 80.

01:23:12.000 His gun days later, we don't know what that was about.

01:23:15.000 Like, how are you so able to ignore this, the 10 months of this?

01:23:21.000 And by the way, this whole notion that cops don't arrest conservatives, but they do arrest Antifa.

01:23:32.000 They don't arrest Antifa.

01:23:34.000 That's another annoying thing about this stupid.

01:23:38.000 We've seen them go in and out of, like the three I told you about at my talk, who got no criminal record, no bail, nothing.

01:23:45.000 And Max and John got four years.

01:23:47.000 So what are you talking about?

01:23:49.000 And then Andy No posts this Antifa pictures, and he shows you that the same 15 people have been arrested at every single riot this year.

01:24:01.000 They threw Molotov cocktails into a police car.

01:24:03.000 What happened to that woman? 1.00

01:24:04.000 Remember that lawyer?

01:24:06.000 That's a pretty big deal, a Molotov cocktail.

01:24:11.000 Look at this.

01:24:14.000 Was he arrested?

01:24:15.000 No, this is Nobel Peace Prize material here.

01:24:18.000 You're watching.

01:24:19.000 Oh, that's actually my next point.

01:24:21.000 Sherrod Small sent me this.

01:24:24.000 The Nobel Mostly Peaceful Peace Prize.

01:24:26.000 Your money back?

01:24:29.000 I should have Said that.

01:24:32.000 Mostly peaceful Nobel Prize.

01:24:33.000 I had to pay Sherrod Small $100 and he donated it to BLM, or he said he did.

01:24:38.000 BLM Nobel Peace Prize after causing almost $3 billion of damage in the USA and the deaths of over two dozen people. 0.95

01:24:45.000 Nobel Peace Prize.

01:24:47.000 Nobel Mostly Peaceful Prize.

01:24:48.000 That's hilarious.

01:24:50.000 And, you know, these riots are the direct result of the media brainwashing black people and lefties and commies and telling them that cops hunt them for sport and we live in a racist society.

01:25:03.000 And it's not even close to true.

01:25:06.000 They have brainwashed black America so severely that they think they're living in a Klan rally. 0.74

01:25:12.000 I'm not exaggerating.

01:25:14.000 And it debilitates them.

01:25:16.000 Why try if everyone's racist?

01:25:21.000 By the way, Will Witt is another punk on a tear.

01:25:26.000 Dave Portnoy, Will Witt, and Gavin Wax are my kids.

01:25:30.000 Two three top crushes. 1.00

01:25:32.000 Punks of the week.

01:25:33.000 Punks of the week.

01:25:34.000 Whose head can I put my knee on?

01:25:36.000 Who doesn't want to do that?

01:25:37.000 That's how they feel about it, though.

01:25:39.000 You guys know how many unarmed black men were killed by police last year?

01:25:43.000 No.

01:25:45.000 I know people to guess.

01:25:45.000 What would you say?

01:25:46.000 Over a thousand?

01:25:48.000 Over a thousand?

01:25:49.000 Nine.

01:25:49.000 I say a good, like, probably like 1,400 about there.

01:25:54.000 Too many to count, probably.

01:25:56.000 What about how many unarmed white men were killed by police?

01:25:59.000 Probably like 2, 3.

01:26:01.000 None, probably like 4, 5, 3.

01:26:03.000 A good estimate is like 10 to 15.

01:26:06.000 Last year in America, 16 unarmed white men were killed by police, and only nine unarmed black men were actually killed by police all last year.

01:26:14.000 Wow.

01:26:14.000 Yeah.

01:26:15.000 But they did a Harvard study and actually a judicial system study as well, and they found that there was no racial bias when it came to police shootings last year.

01:26:24.000 When you guys hear that, I think blacks are shot less because cops are worried about it becoming the George Floyd thing.

01:26:33.000 Cap.

01:26:34.000 That's it.

01:26:36.000 Cap.

01:26:36.000 They did a study that showed that cops are actually 18 times more likely to be killed than an unarmed black man is to be killed by the police.

01:26:46.000 Undoubtedly.

01:26:47.000 Cap.

01:26:50.000 That is cap.

01:26:51.000 But when you saw like this last weekend.

01:26:53.000 I think it means bullshit.

01:26:54.000 Like no cap is like no bullshit.

01:26:57.000 Like no cap means honest.

01:26:59.000 And the cap means, I guess, bullshit or something.

01:27:01.000 In Chicago, there were more black men that died from murders this last weekend than all the black men who died from police last year in America.

01:27:08.000 Does that make you think that maybe, you know, police brutality isn't the biggest issue facing black Americans? 0.97

01:27:14.000 Well, it's also black on America. 0.56

01:27:17.000 Chicago crazy city, but you also got to understand there's police brutality and then there's black on black crime, which we as people have to stop doing. 0.83

01:27:24.000 So that's our part.

01:27:25.000 If they do their part, we're also going to do our part.

01:27:28.000 It's not the same.

01:27:28.000 The numbers aren't even remotely close.

01:27:30.000 There's 20 black men getting killed today.

01:27:35.000 There will be six unarmed black men killed this year.

01:27:39.000 They're doing this police brutality because they see us killing each other.

01:27:44.000 So they're like, okay, they obviously don't give a f about each other.

01:27:46.000 So let's just...

01:27:47.000 No.

01:27:48.000 Not give a f ⁇ about each other.

01:27:48.000 That's not how people work.

01:27:49.000 That's not how society operates, my friend.

01:27:52.000 All right.

01:27:53.000 You guys want to kill each other?

01:27:54.000 Fine.

01:27:54.000 I'm going to shoot you.

01:27:56.000 Yeah, I'm going to change who I am because...

01:27:58.000 Oh, you're garbage?

01:27:59.000 Okay.

01:27:59.000 That'll be a murderer.

01:28:01.000 You got to get rid of the bad cops and keep all the good cops so they can keep our communities safe.

01:28:05.000 Did you guys hear about what happened in Chicago where they kind of did the blue flu and cops called in sick and there was tons of black and black crime this last weekend because there were no cops? 0.69

01:28:14.000 And we got to have the good ones and support them and make sure that the bad ones aren't there.

01:28:18.000 If the black on black crime were to go down, which would be amazing, then the police, you know, wouldn't have to police these areas so much. 0.85

01:28:24.000 Blacks on blacks, black on brown. 0.99

01:28:26.000 Shout out to my Latinos, all everything.

01:28:28.000 Because at the end of the day, we're all minorities.

01:28:30.000 And I feel like every minority should stick together.

01:28:33.000 Bloods, cribs, essays, whatever.

01:28:36.000 The only reason that you should not kill people is because they're the same race as you.

01:28:41.000 In other words, white people can die. 0.64

01:28:43.000 Yeah, no black on black crime. 0.64

01:28:44.000 That's bad.

01:28:45.000 No.

01:28:46.000 If you're going to kill someone, make sure it's a white person. 1.00

01:28:48.000 Slave owner, basically. 0.98

01:28:50.000 Everybody, because we stick together even though I'm white?

01:28:53.000 Yeah.

01:28:53.000 Because it's no.

01:28:55.000 Because the camera's on.

01:28:56.000 You pee the same way I pee.

01:28:58.000 You eat the same way I eat.

01:29:00.000 If you want some ribs, I'm going to eat me some ribs.

01:29:02.000 If you're vegetarian, I'll eat some vegetarian.

01:29:05.000 You feel me?

01:29:05.000 It's like, we are the same.

01:29:07.000 Two eyes, one nose, two nostrils, one mouth.

01:29:10.000 One heart.

01:29:11.000 Did you guys learn anything today?

01:29:13.000 That's my motto.

01:29:14.000 Two eyes, one nose, two nostrils, one mouth.

01:29:17.000 One heart.

01:29:19.000 Yeah, about the people who were killed, yeah.

01:29:23.000 I didn't know a lot about the ratio and shit.

01:29:26.000 You think it's cool to have conversations like this where maybe I have a difference of opinion?

01:29:29.000 So if I just call you a bitch and step on your show on purpose, will you assault me? 1.00

01:29:32.000 Or would you have self-control and say that's not worth it?

01:29:35.000 No, I'll kick your ass, and my friends will help. 0.89

01:29:38.000 We need to stop killing each other because we're minorities. 1.00

01:29:41.000 Right?

01:29:41.000 How about just don't kill because you're humans, you're Christians, you're alive.

01:29:47.000 Let's hit the mail B. Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.

01:29:54.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbill.

01:30:03.000 I got a letter from my friend in high school, James.

01:30:08.000 He was a mod.

01:30:10.000 We were mods and punks.

01:30:12.000 We called ourselves the skunks.

01:30:15.000 And he's a right-winger.

01:30:20.000 And he said, all our friends have lost their fucking minds.

01:30:23.000 Here, let me try to find it.

01:30:25.000 Where'd it go?

01:30:33.000 Sorry to be creepy, but I've never left an address from a group email.

01:30:37.000 Much less one from a dying group chat.

01:30:40.000 Our friend died.

01:30:42.000 He had lung cancer, I believe.

01:30:43.000 He smoked every single fucking day all day.

01:30:46.000 When we were little kids, when we were 14, he was in the smoking section.

01:30:50.000 And then he died.

01:30:52.000 Great guy.

01:30:55.000 I'm just wondering, do you have any explanation for what the fuck is going on right now?

01:31:00.000 You always freaked the fuck out of me when we were kids, doing weird shit.

01:31:04.000 And I was always hiding in a corner hoping nobody of importance would notice how stoned I was.

01:31:09.000 Dragging Paul out of snowbanks after he huffed too much Pam.

01:31:13.000 We used to inhale Pam cooking spray.

01:31:17.000 Maybe that's why I'm so stupid.

01:31:19.000 You know what you do?

01:31:19.000 You take Pam, like the kind you put on a Pam, right?

01:31:22.000 Pam cooking spray.

01:31:23.000 You put it in a plastic bag, you fill up the bag, and you go.

01:31:29.000 And then you fall down and you go, yan, yang, yang, yang, yang, yang, yang.

01:31:33.000 Sometimes you don't know where you are.

01:31:35.000 Sometimes you're riding a bicycle in the clouds.

01:31:37.000 Yeah.

01:31:39.000 And kids died from it.

01:31:41.000 Their hearts would stop.

01:31:44.000 But I have become a big fan.

01:31:48.000 You know, I seem to be the only guys from our school who made it.

01:31:51.000 Chris hopes I have access to a vaccine.

01:31:54.000 Another friend, they're all obsessed with Orange Man, bad.

01:31:58.000 Sleepy Joe, good.

01:32:00.000 Waiting for the Gates 4.8 upgrade.

01:32:03.000 And white men, hopefully, to some sort of weird back of the bus water fountain shit. 0.72

01:32:09.000 I no longer have anyone I can speak to.

01:32:11.000 I live in Nicaragua.

01:32:12.000 I left Canada when Justine was elected.

01:32:15.000 So I can speak Spanish to the locals who are racist as fuck.

01:32:18.000 But all the people who I used to chat, FaceTime, email with all think I'm a crazy conspiracy nut job avoiding vaccines.

01:32:25.000 I already had COVID.

01:32:26.000 I don't give a shit.

01:32:27.000 This is him talking.

01:32:28.000 And that I'm a racist pig for preferring Trump over Biden.

01:32:33.000 Anyhow, just thought maybe you could give me a boots on the ground update.

01:32:36.000 My hot Latina and kids, and I were actually thinking about moving to Kentucky a year ago when everything was peachy.

01:32:40.000 Now we're looking at Colombia or Peru or maybe the Dolomites in Italy if we can sneak in as refugees. 0.68

01:32:48.000 So that's fun.

01:32:51.000 But I have the answer to your question, James, and it is K through 12.

01:32:58.000 The unions, teachers' unions, became so big, they're bigger than any lobby group in America.

01:33:06.000 And what do unions want?

01:33:07.000 They want socialism because they're a fucking union.

01:33:10.000 It's their bread and butter.

01:33:11.000 So they brainwash all these teachers to be pro-leftist, Marxist, union, union, union.

01:33:17.000 They still have the little tweed cap and the overalls and the leather gloves from the Industrial Revolution.

01:33:24.000 They have that in their head when they think of the unions, not corrupt fucking influencers who change elections.

01:33:31.000 And more importantly, brainwash our kids. 0.81

01:33:34.000 So when my son was in pre-K, Trump was elected, and he said, I hate Trump in his little four-year-old voice.

01:33:44.000 I hate Trump because his pre-K teacher told him that.

01:33:48.000 And they go for all up to, by the time high school is done, their brains are fried.

01:33:53.000 America was built on slavery.

01:33:56.000 Not even close to true.

01:33:59.000 Cotton was not a big deal.

01:34:01.000 The South was fucking broke.

01:34:02.000 All of our factories were in the North.

01:34:04.000 That's why the North won, because they had more money, more resources.

01:34:08.000 Barely 2%, 1.8% had slaves.

01:34:12.000 And after the Civil War, and you're welcome for that, by the way, after the Civil War, we were broke.

01:34:19.000 So, no, slavery did not build shit.

01:34:22.000 And no, we didn't steal the land for the Indians.

01:34:25.000 From the Indians, we fought them for 400 years. 1.00

01:34:27.000 They were winning.

01:34:29.000 Eventually, we won.

01:34:30.000 That's how countries are formed.

01:34:33.000 Japan had the Ainu before Japan was colonized.

01:34:37.000 And these tribes were colonizing each other before that.

01:34:39.000 The Aztecs destroyed the previous tribe that I forgot the name of.

01:34:45.000 In Taiwan, they had the Taiwanese Aboriginals.

01:34:48.000 That's life, folks.

01:34:50.000 But anyway, they brainwash our kids. 1.00

01:34:52.000 And then by the time they make it to college, it's just a fact that radical leftist socialism is the norm.

01:34:59.000 And that's why we have judges, like the judges that Max and John got, who spent the whole time worrying about Halle Berry being insulted.

01:35:06.000 That was in a fucking actual courtroom.

01:35:10.000 A Halle Berry joke I made six years ago.

01:35:14.000 And that's why Max and John have to stay in prison.

01:35:18.000 So yeah, it's all about K through 12.

01:35:22.000 Tommy Hoover, crab smash, he says.

01:35:25.000 What does he mean by a crab smash?

01:35:30.000 Why am I so much faster than you?

01:35:37.000 Okay.

01:35:38.000 All right, thanks for that.

01:35:39.000 Tommy, cave on.

01:35:42.000 Dear Gavin, my girlfriend and I recently celebrated our one-year anniversary.

01:35:44.000 We decided it's time to leave New York City after 12 years for me and settle down in a more kid-friendly place.

01:35:48.000 We are between Denver and Scottsdale.

01:35:50.000 I'd like your opinion on the pros and cons of each city for prospective new families.

01:35:55.000 Denver is a cooler city and offers amazing snowboarding, one of my favorite hobbies in the wintertime, as well as hiking and mountain biking in the summer.

01:36:01.000 Scottsdale is where people go to play golf and die.

01:36:04.000 It isn't a cool city, but I have two aunts, two uncles, a grandmother, my brother and his wife, as well as their friends there.

01:36:09.000 My mother also visits Scottsdale often.

01:36:11.000 Essentially, the decision is between being alone as a couple in cool Rocky Mountain City or being in an okay desert with a social circle.

01:36:17.000 I would go with the social circle, my friend.

01:36:21.000 I'm not speaking very well today.

01:36:22.000 I'm so fucking hungover.

01:36:25.000 This is from Joe.

01:36:28.000 Audio drop, 20, 25 second mark.

01:36:30.000 20, 25.

01:36:32.000 20, 20, 25.

01:36:36.000 Water?

01:36:38.000 Do you want to?

01:36:40.000 Clippy, do you want some water?

01:36:43.000 Do you want a nut?

01:36:45.000 Now this is where you get me.

01:36:47.000 Take, for example, my pals Chris and Do you want water?

01:36:52.000 Yeah, that's pretty good.

01:36:53.000 Hey, GNR, I saw this headline in censored news, but no story or link, so I googled it.

01:36:57.000 It's from a fucking BBC article, but you have to see that thing for yourself to believe such a thing.

01:37:03.000 How can this be the BBC?

01:37:04.000 Why are you gay? 0.99

01:37:05.000 Oh, this is a pidgin.

01:37:07.000 Ama Brony death video.

01:37:08.000 How Ghana girl die seconds after she stripped naked, twerking on stage. 1.00

01:37:14.000 The young lady who them they call Anna Brony die by daytime, take and go hospital.

01:37:21.000 That's just embarrassing.

01:37:23.000 That's like when your friends are into wrestling and you're like.

01:37:26.000 She removes start the strip boot naked where patrons they take pictures of and dance naked. 1.00

01:37:32.000 Butt Naked is in a legit article.

01:37:36.000 Yeah.

01:37:37.000 Do they type it like that or does it go through a translator?

01:37:40.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:37:46.000 Found your street, and then someone has a stop sign that's on the corner of Gay Street and Mountain View Avenue.

01:37:52.000 That's hurtful.

01:37:53.000 That was very mean, sir.

01:37:55.000 And inaccurate.

01:37:57.000 Gavin Reich, I've also often thought we should just kill morbidly obese people.

01:38:01.000 Not fat, but like 600-pound life people.

01:38:03.000 I propose this to my brother saying they're killing themselves anyway.

01:38:05.000 It seems like once you reach a certain BMI, the government should issue a warning that if they gain another 100 pounds or whatever the cutoff is, they'll be killed.

01:38:11.000 That might actually motivate them to change their life.

01:38:14.000 I told you, a surgeon buddy of mine, relative, said that if the government paid for gastric bypass surgery, it would be cost-effective.

01:38:25.000 It would save money for the country.

01:38:28.000 That's how expensive these fucking fat pigs are. 1.00

01:38:32.000 However, killing fat people is admittedly not the most Christian thing.

01:38:36.000 So here's an alternative.

01:38:37.000 We have a fully stocked farm in the middle of nowhere, maybe on an island or something.

01:38:41.000 If you don't heed the warnings and you get too fat, you get dropped off at this farm.

01:38:45.000 There are food supplies to last a couple months, but beyond that, you have to work the farm for food.

01:38:49.000 There are plenty of seeds and plants and water.

01:38:51.000 Every six months or so, we go out there and take anyone off who has reached below some target BMI if they so choose.

01:38:57.000 Some might choose to stay, feeling it's their mission to be fat guides for future people.

01:39:01.000 That might actually help a lot of people.

01:39:03.000 Yeah, you sound like a fucking fascist, my friend.

01:39:06.000 You're describing communism.

01:39:08.000 But these people are a huge burden.

01:39:10.000 Like, they bankrupt hospitals.

01:39:12.000 So they drew first blood in many ways.

01:39:19.000 Hey, Gab, have you heard that Crowder is not only having a baby, but two?

01:39:22.000 His wife is pregnant with twins, and he also revealed that she had miscarried around the time you told him to quit being a fag and make a baby. 1.00

01:39:31.000 I haven't really spoken to him since then.

01:39:34.000 Maybe y'all can make up.

01:39:35.000 We're not and give him some daddy tips.

01:39:38.000 Well, as far as making up goes, I've never had a problem with Crowder ever.

01:39:41.000 But I would understand if he was mad at me for saying that.

01:39:43.000 But that was just an unfortunate coincidence.

01:39:46.000 P.S. would also love to see you interview Ari the Rugged Man in 2021.

01:39:49.000 Love that first one.

01:39:50.000 Yeah, we sort of fell out.

01:39:52.000 He said, I want to argue with a fucking racist, yo.

01:39:55.000 And I go, okay, I'll set you up with Jared Taylor.

01:39:57.000 He goes, good, I'll fucking take him to the woodshed.

01:40:00.000 Fuck him up.

01:40:01.000 Okay, he's pretty good at arguing.

01:40:03.000 And then Jared proceeded to eat him alive.

01:40:06.000 You know, wood is made by white people. 0.97

01:40:10.000 And he was kind of in a daze the whole drive home.

01:40:14.000 That's cool.

01:40:15.000 Yeah.

01:40:16.000 And then he argued with me for a while back and forth via text.

01:40:19.000 And I was like, dude, Egyptians were not black. 0.96

01:40:21.000 They were Arab.

01:40:22.000 They looked like Anthony Kumia.

01:40:24.000 And I showed him DNA strains where they had used the DNA to reenact what their face would look like.

01:40:29.000 And they look like Ari the Rugged Man.

01:40:32.000 And he goes, he would always just send me like an LOL emoji of how stupid I was, which is not a great way to argue.

01:40:38.000 And he goes, look at his fucking coffin, dude.

01:40:42.000 And it was all these black people on King Tut's coffin. 1.00

01:40:45.000 And I'm like, yeah.

01:40:48.000 The pharaohs would have their slaves painted on their coffins so they could have their slaves with them in the afterlife. 0.97

01:40:57.000 That's true.

01:40:58.000 All right, let's watch some final videos.

01:40:59.000 I got three today.

01:41:17.000 Here is a montage of dating men in the 80s where I think the standards for dialogue were remarkably low.

01:41:34.000 Video me.

01:41:35.000 So guys would make VHS tapes.

01:41:37.000 Early to rise makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. 0.97

01:41:42.000 That's why you're wiser than me.

01:41:44.000 It's Stephen.

01:41:46.000 Hi, I'm Maurice.

01:41:48.000 I'm an executive by day and a wild man by night.

01:41:51.000 Hi, my name's Monroe.

01:41:53.000 You've probably already noticed that I have incredibly blue eyes.

01:41:55.000 Hi, my name is Phil.

01:41:57.000 Most of my friends call me Big Phil.

01:41:59.000 Okay.

01:42:00.000 I like to talk to people deep into the night.

01:42:03.000 What?

01:42:04.000 I play guitar.

01:42:05.000 I'm Eitan.

01:42:07.000 Hi, I'm Fred.

01:42:09.000 Hi, my name's Mike.

01:42:10.000 And if you're sitting there watching this, you look like someone dressed up as Mike for Halloween.

01:42:15.000 Well, hit the fast.

01:42:16.000 Where's Mike?

01:42:17.000 What'd you do with Mike?

01:42:20.000 Because I don't smoke and I don't like people who do smoke.

01:42:23.000 I'm not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo if you're not afraid to let the wind mess your hair up a little bit when I take the top down.

01:42:29.000 Perhaps even a nice dance with some champagne and candles.

01:42:33.000 Hi, Mom.

01:42:37.000 I do fashion photography, and I do consider myself a refined valley dude.

01:42:44.000 I'm looking for a trendy girl with a simple smile. 0.82

01:42:49.000 Spile.

01:42:50.000 Wait, it says here.

01:42:50.000 Oh, excuse me.

01:42:52.000 I don't know.

01:42:52.000 What I'm not looking for is some big overgrown monster that's always thinking about food.

01:42:59.000 Whoso finds to himself a joy.

01:43:02.000 Yeah, that's enough.

01:43:04.000 Look at the camera, Ryan.

01:43:06.000 And do your video mate video.

01:43:13.000 Hi, my name is Ryan.

01:43:15.000 I have the face of an adult, but the soul of a child.

01:43:18.000 I'm retarded at best, but I'm a lot of fun.

01:43:21.000 I'll take you out some places and I'll spend too much money on you. 0.63

01:43:25.000 And then when I'm broke, you can just leave me and then I'll try it all over again.

01:43:29.000 That's pretty good.

01:43:29.000 Thanks.

01:43:30.000 Okay, let me try.

01:43:31.000 Are you in?

01:43:32.000 I'm in.

01:43:34.000 Hi.

01:43:35.000 My name's Gavin.

01:43:36.000 I'm a 50-year-old newly divorced millionaire.

01:43:38.000 I have three kids.

01:43:40.000 And I'm Scottish genetically.

01:43:42.000 My parents are Scottish, so I can be very confrontational and bombastic.

01:43:47.000 I like booze.

01:43:48.000 I like yelling.

01:43:49.000 I'm not scared to fight.

01:43:51.000 I'm a lot to handle people, basically.

01:43:54.000 So if you want to get with me, you better be ready for a wild ride.

01:43:59.000 As far as what I'm looking for in a woman, hot, smart would be nice. 1.00

01:44:05.000 I don't really, I'm not a puge tit guy, I'm more of an ass guy, but I don't really care about that kind of stuff.

01:44:10.000 And age, I'll go from like must be eight years old.

01:44:15.000 I'm a pedophile.

01:44:20.000 Got the 80s music for you.

01:44:22.000 You know, they say like autism went up since the past, but after that video, I don't know.

01:44:29.000 That was the most updated.

01:44:30.000 It was so bad.

01:44:32.000 It looked like just early to bed, early to rise makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. 1.00

01:44:37.000 Why are you saying that?

01:44:38.000 I like to outdoor activities.

01:44:39.000 I like climbing.

01:44:40.000 I like to outdoor activities.

01:44:41.000 To do a lot of sailing.

01:44:43.000 I like to outdoor activities.

01:44:44.000 I like climbing.

01:44:45.000 I like travel.

01:44:46.000 I took a spongeball.

01:44:47.000 I was pulling them out of a little girl's ear.

01:44:49.000 Vivacious.

01:44:50.000 Foxy.

01:44:51.000 I'm looking for the goddess.

01:44:53.000 Are you the goddess?

01:44:55.000 Who is the goddess? 0.73

01:44:57.000 The goddess is the woman, is a woman, is any woman, is all women. 0.96

01:45:01.000 A figure that is sick.

01:45:03.000 Wow.

01:45:04.000 So are you a woman? 0.72

01:45:06.000 Um, this next clip is some of the most extreme puking I've ever seen.

01:45:14.000 You might want to, if you're eating, you might want to turn away.

01:45:16.000 Oh, fuck.

01:45:18.000 What?

01:45:18.000 You have to be.

01:45:19.000 Oh, you're not on this?

01:45:21.000 No.

01:45:22.000 Well, follow it.

01:45:23.000 I did.

01:45:24.000 Okay, let's see.

01:45:27.000 Show the account.

01:45:28.000 It's a really intense account.

01:45:29.000 It's called Stay Woke as Fuck.

01:45:32.000 And it's just hood.

01:45:34.000 Like, people getting shot.

01:45:37.000 It's brutal.

01:45:40.000 And I gotta stop following it because I wake up, I grab my phone, and I just watch black people murdering each other. 1.00

01:45:47.000 And I just think there's a genocide going on in this country, and no one's talking about it.

01:45:51.000 Like, just pop in the back of the head.

01:45:52.000 Pop.

01:45:53.000 You see them collapse.

01:45:55.000 How do I find that?

01:45:56.000 They'll have just shootouts in the middle of the street in broad daylight.

01:45:58.000 Oh, yeah.

01:45:59.000 Yeah, behind cars and just pop, pop, pop.

01:46:01.000 And they're like, not even nervous.

01:46:02.000 They're like, oh, here you're all.

01:46:03.000 We were talking earlier about Anthony Cumi at the call to violence.

01:46:05.000 It's not someone punching you in the face.

01:46:07.000 It's like, fuck you.

01:46:09.000 Like, you'll see a minor confrontation, and then next thing you know, it's just three dead bodies.

01:46:14.000 Remember that seven guys jump in the one dude and they took all his clothes off?

01:46:17.000 Yeah.

01:46:17.000 That guy was apparently in a gang.

01:46:19.000 He just came back from Georgia or something, but he was related to some other gang.

01:46:24.000 Ah.

01:46:25.000 Yeah.

01:46:27.000 Let's see.

01:46:27.000 So should I, is there a way that I could find this extreme puke video?

01:46:30.000 No.

01:46:31.000 We'll show it tomorrow.

01:46:32.000 All right.

01:46:33.000 Little cliffhanger.

01:46:35.000 It's just some blackjack who's puked all over the inside of this car, and it's all in her hair. 1.00

01:46:40.000 I mean, it looks like you had a fire hose of puke, and you just filled the taxi.

01:46:45.000 And they're laughing their heads off.

01:46:47.000 And the Uber guy is like, are you going to clean this?

01:46:50.000 That sounds awesome.

01:46:52.000 Oh, man.

01:46:53.000 She's laughing hysterically, and her hair has like two salad bowls of porridge in it.

01:46:58.000 Oh, God.

01:47:00.000 So that's coming tomorrow.

01:47:02.000 Here's a clip.

01:47:03.000 Final video then.

01:47:05.000 Final of the final videos.

01:47:06.000 I can't tell if this is real or not.

01:47:23.000 Are they smoking?

01:47:25.000 Or are they gay? 0.60

01:47:28.000 It's okay to smoke.

01:47:32.000 I believe it.

01:47:33.000 You think that's real?

01:47:34.000 I kind of believe it.

01:47:36.000 Yeah.

01:47:39.000 Ah, the good old days.

01:47:41.000 Make America great again when you could say it's gay to smoke and you were trying to help people. 0.99

01:47:47.000 You're trying to save their lives.

01:47:50.000 Unlike our friend Paul who died in high school, not in high school, but because of his smoking that he started in high school.

01:47:56.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 01, 2021

S03E67 - THREE HUNKS

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