Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E89 - AHMAD AL ALIWI ALISSA

00:00:41.000 Quality garage band there, led by LA's Johnny Dwyer.

00:00:45.000 Made his made his bones in San Francisco, I think more, but he's an old tweaker from back in the day.

00:00:53.000 Had a record label, too, I think.

00:00:54.000 Bug Parade or something?

00:00:56.000 That's a reunion show they did.

00:00:59.000 Stinger Club, where is that?

00:01:00.000 Is that in New York or South by Southwest?

00:01:03.000 They were big in early aughts, 2000 to 2004, and then they did this reunion.

00:01:08.000 But that guy's been in a million bands.

00:01:11.000 He's best known for the OCs.

00:01:15.000 Like, O-H-S-E-E. 0.96

00:01:17.000 O-C? 0.84

00:01:19.000 And really true to the old garage sounds.

00:01:24.000 The guy just loves the music.

00:01:25.000 Quality dude.

00:01:27.000 Probably hate me. 0.94

00:01:28.000 Every time I play my favorite bands and they're kind of hipstry, know that they want me dead.

00:01:33.000 And they would be deeply ashamed, crushed to know that they were mentioned on this show.

00:01:39.000 And that hurts.

00:01:40.000 That hurts me today.

00:01:41.000 My record collection hates my guts.

00:01:43.000 Ouch.

00:01:44.000 This is Nardwar interviewing him.

00:01:47.000 You have hurt me today. 0.99

00:01:48.000 No, that's a fat chick who's had her feelings hurt with a shitty Valentine's present. 1.00

00:01:52.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:01:53.000 Yeah, playing after them, which really sucks.

00:01:55.000 Thanks a lot, Marcos.

00:01:56.000 Rock and Roll Adventure Kids reference from earlier.

00:01:58.000 He's the one book in the show.

00:01:59.000 And we have another gift for you, Brother John, from the OCs. 0.82

00:02:03.000 Right here, we have a Supreme's postcard.

00:02:06.000 What are you going to mail it back?

00:02:08.000 What are you going to say about your time in Canada versus the nurse's time in Canada?

00:02:13.000 Well, I finally got to meet the great Nardoir, and it was everything I expected it to be. 1.00

00:02:18.000 He smells better up close than he does on the internet.

00:02:20.000 A baboom. 1.00

00:02:21.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:02:22.000 I don't know. 0.97

00:02:23.000 The reason I included that is what the fuck just happened? 0.98

00:02:26.000 A baboom. 1.00

00:02:28.000 Expected it to be.

00:02:29.000 By the way, that guy, Nardoir, the human serviette, that's the guys I went to high school with.

00:02:34.000 That was a genre of Canadian.

00:02:36.000 Andrew Geddes, Blake Jacobs, a guitarist in my band.

00:02:39.000 They all acted like that, and they dressed like that.

00:02:42.000 Is there a name for that?

00:02:43.000 There should be, a Nardwarian? 1.00

00:02:45.000 Yeah.

00:02:45.000 Or Serveette, the Human Serviette.

00:02:47.000 Serve it, yeah.

00:02:48.000 I went to school with a lot of serviettes.

00:02:50.000 Great guys.

00:02:51.000 You should have seen my bachelor party.

00:02:53.000 Two of them were short, Blake and Geddes, and they kept pissing themselves because we drank for three days.

00:02:59.000 There was barely any food there.

00:03:00.000 I just wanted to get everyone's yayas out so at my wedding, no one would be too wasted, but it didn't work because of Adderall had just recently come out.

00:03:09.000 But we called them the Pirates of Piss Pants because they dressed like pirates.

00:03:13.000 At one point, they stuck them in the pizza oven because they were like five feet tall and they fit in the pizza oven.

00:03:20.000 The police came by a bunch of times.

00:03:22.000 Man, I remember the woman who rented us the hunting lodge.

00:03:24.000 It was a big, huge hunting lodge with like tons of rooms in Bovina.

00:03:29.000 And she said, next time you do something like this, make sure there's food.

00:03:33.000 Make sure there's food.

00:03:34.000 People don't get as drunk.

00:03:37.000 One time she told me there was a man on the roof running around naked.

00:03:41.000 And I was like, what?

00:03:42.000 Oh, my God.

00:03:43.000 Now that things are going to change starting now.

00:03:45.000 And it was me.

00:03:49.000 She was complaining.

00:03:51.000 I have full control over changing that.

00:03:54.000 Yeah.

00:03:54.000 I will talk to him.

00:03:56.000 Hey, that's enough out of you, Buster.

00:04:02.000 So where are you going to go on your honeymoon?

00:04:05.000 Baboom!

00:04:06.000 Who says baboom when someone says you don't smell bad? 1.00

00:04:10.000 Close than he does on the internet.

00:04:11.000 Baboom!

00:04:12.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:13.000 And then the guy wants to keep things rolling, right?

00:04:15.000 He's like, ah, yeah, yeah, baboom. 1.00

00:04:17.000 That's what you say.

00:04:18.000 Or is he saying, baboon? 0.98

00:04:20.000 I smell like a baboon.

00:04:21.000 And it was everything I expected it to be.

00:04:22.000 He smells better up close than he does on the internet.

00:04:24.000 Baboom!

00:04:25.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:26.000 I hear M. This is weird.

00:04:29.000 This is the front page of the post today.

00:04:31.000 It's all about Joe's burritos.

00:04:34.000 The burritos he has.

00:04:37.000 And the border.

00:04:39.000 We'll get to that in a bit.

00:04:40.000 But I just thought it was weird not to mention the shooting.

00:04:43.000 So we'll cover that.

00:04:44.000 I shouldn't have jumped into the news.

00:04:45.000 Yesterday's show was too long.

00:04:46.000 I've been thinking about this non-stop since yesterday afternoon.

00:04:52.000 You're either a long show and then you're kind of a radio show.

00:04:56.000 Or you're a TV show and then you're a TV show.

00:05:01.000 You know what I mean?

00:05:02.000 A short show.

00:05:04.000 So two hours, I think, would be good for us to do a two and a half hour show.

00:05:08.000 If we started at 7 a.m. and we're done at 9, I'd have to go to bed real early, which is just not my cup of tea.

00:05:16.000 I could box after.

00:05:19.000 But the problem with that is we're not on the radio.

00:05:22.000 And 7 to 9ers are for commuters.

00:05:24.000 That's for someone who can listen to you in their car.

00:05:27.000 Typically, they go to bed early, too.

00:05:29.000 So if they might not see last night's show, they might watch last night's show today.

00:05:33.000 That works.

00:05:37.000 And we have a lot of, as Ryan pointed out, we have a lot of visuals.

00:05:40.000 It's a very visual show.

00:05:41.000 So we don't really lend ourselves to the commute.

00:05:44.000 So it's a TV show.

00:05:45.000 Now, should you watch TV news or whatever this is, comedy, for two and a half hours?

00:05:51.000 No.

00:05:52.000 That's too much.

00:05:53.000 So let's get it down to an hour and a bit.

00:05:57.000 Because we are a television show.

00:06:00.000 We're not a comedy.

00:06:01.000 Now you say, what about Kumia?

00:06:02.000 He's 46.

00:06:03.000 Yeah, that's weird.

00:06:05.000 He's in a weird gray area.

00:06:06.000 Basically, what Anthony Kumia is, is retired. 0.98

00:06:10.000 And he just does whatever the fuck he wants. 0.90

00:06:12.000 And he's decided that two hours is comfortable with him. 0.99

00:06:14.000 And he's decided that he's most comfortable because he sleeps in late with starting at four.

00:06:20.000 So he's really doing morning radio when he wants.

00:06:25.000 And that is from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m.

00:06:27.000 He's a complete genius, but at the same time, entirely Retired. 0.99

00:06:32.000 That joke never fails.

00:06:35.000 Every time someone tells me they're retired, I go, You're way too hard on yourself.

00:06:39.000 You're not retarded, you're a very intelligent person. 1.00

00:06:41.000 I've been doing that joke once a week for 37 years, always out of the park, always not a slam dunk.

00:06:49.000 They're not falling off their chair, but they always go, it always does well.

00:06:54.000 Another one I've been doing for many, many years is when I see a very pregnant woman. 0.99

00:06:59.000 She has to be alarmingly pregnant. 0.99

00:07:00.000 Careful, dude.

00:07:02.000 One time I almost said it to a woman who was merely fat that I assumed was pregnant. 0.76

00:07:07.000 She had a beer belly. 0.99

00:07:09.000 Yeesh.

00:07:10.000 But you say to a woman who's definitely 100% pregnant.

00:07:12.000 I've even done this with an Indian, like Dot, not Feather, an East Indian woman. 0.96

00:07:17.000 Hello, what's going on, buddy?

00:07:19.000 And I said, I used to have that problem too.

00:07:21.000 And I quit Guinness.

00:07:22.000 I just do light beers now, and it goes away like that.

00:07:25.000 They always laugh.

00:07:27.000 It always does well.

00:07:28.000 Notice these two jokes.

00:07:30.000 These two dad jokes are not very ambitious.

00:07:33.000 When you're talking to strangers, people in bars, there's no room for nuance. 0.96

00:07:39.000 I had a shitty night last night.

00:07:40.000 I decided not to go to the pub after work. 0.54

00:07:43.000 I thought, what's it going to be?

00:07:44.000 I'm going to go to the bar.

00:07:45.000 I'm going to have my Budweiser.

00:07:47.000 I'm going to be talking to someone on and off, not really paying attention.

00:07:49.000 I'm going to be looking at NCIS or some Law and Order show with the volume off.

00:07:54.000 So half of me is talking to the barmaid or the guy.

00:07:57.000 The other half is looking in the corner of my eye about the show and trying to suss the plot.

00:08:02.000 And you can do pretty good just by looking at the screen because they're not very complicated.

00:08:08.000 So I went home. 0.89

00:08:10.000 And then I watched NCIS with the volume on, which is stupid because my family's there. 0.92

00:08:17.000 I should be spending time with my family. 0.63

00:08:18.000 Another reason the show shouldn't be 2.5 hours.

00:08:21.000 And it was a new kind of NCIS Navy crime investigation specialties.

00:08:29.000 Should be unit.

00:08:32.000 And I got to say, man, I don't want to watch the show ever again, but I watched about three and missed out on some valuable time with my kids.

00:08:42.000 But it's a very well-written show.

00:08:45.000 You can scoff at the fact that it's a soap opera and it's not accurate.

00:08:48.000 But the plot twists are really good.

00:08:51.000 It's not predictable.

00:08:53.000 And yeah, I was impressed.

00:08:55.000 Like this one guy tampered with another dude's parachute and he denied it.

00:09:03.000 And so they figured out a way to get the same tampered parachute and thrust it on him.

00:09:08.000 And then he has to jump. 0.99

00:09:10.000 And so he has to either jump with this suit that he fucked up or confess. 0.99

00:09:16.000 So he confesses in the plane. 0.99

00:09:19.000 Good stuff.

00:09:20.000 NCIS.

00:09:21.000 And it's about just all military stuff.

00:09:23.000 All Navy.

00:09:24.000 Navy.

00:09:24.000 That's interesting.

00:09:25.000 So whatever the NCIS stands for, the N is replaced with Navy.

00:09:31.000 But it was just, I think, look, at the end of the day, if you're a chef and you're working for McDonald's Corporate, you're probably one of the best chefs in the world.

00:09:41.000 You're probably getting paid $3 million a year to come up with any kind of tweaks to the Filet Fish or the Big Mac.

00:09:46.000 I know the Big Mac and Filet Fish is garbage, but when you're at that level of income, the main guys are going to be very good at their jobs because they're supplying millions and millions of people with the product.

00:09:56.000 So NCIS, if you're writing for that, you're not a hack.

00:09:59.000 It's probably some guy in his third divorce, like King of Queens.

00:10:02.000 Back when I was in TV more, I'd say to people, how is the writing for King of Queens so good? 0.97

00:10:08.000 It's some fucking shitty sitcom, but the quality is like top of the line. 0.96

00:10:14.000 And they go, it's guys on their fifth divorce. 1.00

00:10:20.000 And they...

00:10:23.000 Sorry, that call confused me.

00:10:25.000 They just need money.

00:10:26.000 They're churning it out.

00:10:29.000 Speaking of unbelievable quality, though, Naked and Other Screenplays by Mike Lee.

00:10:35.000 Mike Lee is, it's hard to describe.

00:10:39.000 Harry and Paul make fun of him a lot, that British show, for being so much about the working class and middle class and so emotional.

00:10:46.000 And yeah, there is a lot of extraneous tears in his movies. 0.97

00:10:51.000 He's also a fucking absolute genius. 0.97

00:10:54.000 His first movie was 71 when I was one. 0.99

00:10:56.000 And he's still going.

00:10:58.000 Half a century of films.

00:11:00.000 And some of them are real good.

00:11:02.000 Like Naked, which is the majority of this book.

00:11:10.000 And he uses the same actors again and again.

00:11:13.000 He also did a great book about that.

00:11:15.000 Painter, John.

00:11:18.000 Swift?

00:11:18.000 No.

00:11:19.000 John.

00:11:22.000 Mike Lee Painter movie?

00:11:25.000 Did you just put book?

00:11:28.000 Why'd you write Mike Lee Book?

00:11:31.000 Stike? 1.00

00:11:33.000 You suck. 1.00

00:11:35.000 Yeah, this movie is fucking amazing. 1.00

00:11:37.000 Mr. Turner, about John Turner, the painter. 0.96

00:11:39.000 I have one of his prints in my house.

00:11:43.000 And the beauty of this book is, I don't know why it's blurry.

00:11:48.000 That's the problem with old articles.

00:11:52.000 The beauty of that is he's not a hero in it.

00:11:54.000 Mike Lee's smart enough to show faults, and he kind of rapes his maid in it.

00:11:59.000 So you don't necessarily like this guy.

00:12:02.000 But anyway, Naked is a masterpiece.

00:12:04.000 I put the trailer in there in another email.

00:12:12.000 1991, 93. 1.00

00:12:17.000 That's some rich asshole. 0.99

00:12:19.000 At the Cannes Film Festival, winning Best Actor and Best Director Awards. 0.99

00:12:26.000 At the Toronto Film Festival, it won the Critics Prize.

00:12:30.000 From acclaimed director Mike Lee, the creator of iBooks and the Sweet.

00:12:36.000 A different kind of movie.

00:12:41.000 It is a proper relationship.

00:12:44.000 Living with someone who talks to you after they've bonked you.

00:12:47.000 Bunked you?

00:12:51.000 Are they both the same size, or is one bigger than the other?

00:12:56.000 Didn't look like he was looking at them.

00:13:00.000 You look like my mother.

00:13:02.000 You look like my mother.

00:13:04.000 Is your tattoo painful?

00:13:07.000 Yeah.

00:13:09.000 Good.

00:13:11.000 Oh.

00:13:15.000 Well, we can't see that scene because the lagging is still a major issue with this.

00:13:18.000 What have you done to fix the lagging since we last spoke?

00:13:21.000 I talked to our tech guy and asked us.

00:13:23.000 So basically the thing that we were going to get, the Mac Pro, they're discontinuing that.

00:13:28.000 So that's not very good.

00:13:30.000 So, you know, I don't know how that goes with updates and stuff like that, but they'll probably keep updating software, but to a certain extent and all this stuff.

00:13:36.000 I'm on the same text channel.

00:13:38.000 We might.

00:13:39.000 Yeah, if you look back a while ago, we were talking about buying one right on the spot.

00:13:45.000 And then...

00:13:46.000 No, but we could get a normal Mac Pro.

00:13:48.000 It's the iMac Pro that they're discontinuing.

00:13:50.000 Did you read that one?

00:13:51.000 The iMac Pro.

00:13:52.000 Normal Pro Plus Monitor.

00:13:53.000 Okay, yeah, yeah.

00:13:54.000 Then I get a different monitor.

00:13:55.000 But we were looking at that iMac Pro.

00:13:57.000 Because that's like the industry standard for it's just like mine.

00:14:01.000 It just has a fancy monitor.

00:14:02.000 That's all.

00:14:03.000 Okay.

00:14:03.000 It doesn't mean anything.

00:14:04.000 I don't need a monitor.

00:14:07.000 Another great movie he did was Career Girls, which juxtaposes these two girls.

00:14:14.000 I got to show it to my daughter. 0.98

00:14:16.000 I was reluctant to show her because I thought there's some guy who fucks a chick really hard, but he does. 0.99

00:14:21.000 He fucks the brunette in this, but he fucks her in naked, not in Career Girls. 1.00

00:14:27.000 This is kid-friendly. 0.99

00:14:28.000 And they juxtapose how you act in college with your weird affectations and your ticks, and then they update it now and they keep going back and forth from college to now. 0.90

00:14:39.000 That's the fat kid.

00:14:41.000 Here, scroll ahead to when they're talking. 0.53

00:14:44.000 You reckon you'll be alright sleeping on that thing?

00:14:47.000 It might be a bit small, but...

00:14:52.000 Oh, uh, it's like wooden ribs sticking.

00:14:56.000 There's one sticking right up us now.

00:14:59.000 Don't brag about it.

00:15:00.000 We'll all want to sit there.

00:15:01.000 Oh, uh, my bum wouldn't be when I was sleeping.

00:15:04.000 Instead of a bum, which is what I am.

00:15:06.000 Well, it'll have to do until you find someone else.

00:15:09.000 Yeah.

00:15:11.000 So anyway, that's just a random scene where they take in this autistic guy and they all got little ticks. 1.00

00:15:15.000 But then when they update, you see they've lost their affectations and they talk like you and I down.

00:15:19.000 But they dig up that guy and they go and find him. 0.99

00:15:23.000 And he's fully fucked up. 0.99

00:15:25.000 He never got out of it. 1.00

00:15:28.000 Wasn't a phase.

00:15:28.000 So why'd they get those ticks?

00:15:30.000 Everyone does.

00:15:31.000 Everyone has little affectations when they're in college and they talk like this and they.

00:15:36.000 You know, my daughter and her friend have these little weird mannerisms and their secret language and stuff.

00:15:41.000 I think it's insecurity or something.

00:15:44.000 But this is just very embellished.

00:15:47.000 No, he definitely has autism.

00:15:50.000 They're just...

00:15:51.000 She's self-conscious about her terrible skin, you see.

00:15:54.000 But go to the trailer.

00:15:55.000 That'll be better.

00:15:56.000 I don't think I included that.

00:15:58.000 Career Girls Trailer.

00:16:00.000 It's a great thing to show an adolescent girl.

00:16:14.000 You've changed more than you think, you know.

00:16:16.000 Oh, yeah?

00:16:16.000 In what way?

00:16:18.000 Well, you stop bumping into things.

00:16:19.000 What does must-have G-S-O-H mean? 0.79

00:16:21.000 Because I don't know if I've got one, you see.

00:16:23.000 Oh, that's just means a good sense of housekeeping, doesn't it?

00:16:26.000 It means good sense of humour.

00:16:29.000 What?

00:16:30.000 What you mean?

00:16:31.000 Do you know your story say that to me?

00:16:33.000 What?

00:16:33.000 Do you know about looking down all the time?

00:16:35.000 Who?

00:16:36.000 Ricker.

00:16:36.000 Do you remember him?

00:16:37.000 Now there's someone I have thought about.

00:16:38.000 Mr. Richard. 0.99

00:16:39.000 Look how shitty their teeth are. 0.99

00:16:41.000 What is your name? 0.99

00:16:42.000 Richard Burton, didn't I tell you?

00:16:44.000 I don't look like him or anything, do you?

00:16:45.000 You can say that again.

00:16:46.000 Twins?

00:16:47.000 So this must be the original artwork Jerry was telling me.

00:16:50.000 Whoa.

00:16:51.000 That whole thing, twins.

00:16:53.000 I thought that was like a new thing.

00:16:56.000 That's become very popular lately.

00:16:58.000 Mike Lee would be about 40 years old when he made this.

00:17:00.000 How did he understand punk teenagers so well?

00:17:04.000 I guess.

00:17:05.000 Did he have a teenager?

00:17:06.000 He's probably in his 20s when he was 71, and maybe they were like...

00:17:09.000 No, it was like the cure and stuff.

00:17:11.000 So their college age was the 80s.

00:17:13.000 So yeah, he'd be pretty old.

00:17:18.000 No, that's my ex-girlfriend now. 1.00

00:17:19.000 Well, at least you have to look up to her.

00:17:21.000 He fancies you.

00:17:22.000 There's a golf.

00:17:23.000 Don't be so dad.

00:17:25.000 I'm worried about you.

00:17:27.000 Do have a laugh of you.

00:17:28.000 Oh, yeah, seven hours on a coach for a laugh.

00:17:30.000 We're not that desperate.

00:17:33.000 No, thanks, because we can't stay very long, actually.

00:17:35.000 No, that's right.

00:17:36.000 How about beer?

00:17:37.000 Oh, in a bottle, come on. 0.99

00:17:38.000 Sounds like a dickhead to me. 1.00

00:17:40.000 Well, he is a dickhead. 1.00

00:17:41.000 Here's your glass of champagne. 1.00

00:17:49.000 Anyway, I know I look like a fag right now, but it is a masterpiece. 0.99

00:17:52.000 Is he like the British John Hughes? 0.92

00:17:54.000 No.

00:17:54.000 Oh.

00:17:55.000 Much more intellectual than that.

00:17:57.000 And you've got to understand, too, in Britain, to have actors with working-class accents back then was very brave.

00:18:04.000 It wasn't done.

00:18:05.000 You were supposed to look up to characters in shows.

00:18:08.000 I mean, there was Coronation Street, the show, but Mike Lee himself, he was...

00:18:13.000 He never had upper-class or middle-class people in his movies.

00:18:16.000 It was always humanizing the working class. 0.99

00:18:22.000 And they were smart, too.

00:18:25.000 Maybe smarter than they are in real life.

00:18:27.000 Like, go to the other clip I included from Naked.

00:18:34.000 See, you're all pissed off with a present, right?

00:18:36.000 And there's nothing wrong with the present.

00:18:37.000 This is naked.

00:18:38.000 The present's fine.

00:18:39.000 The present's perfect. 0.99

00:18:40.000 The present's peachy fucking creamy. 1.00

00:18:42.000 The only thing wrong with the present is the bastard doesn't exist. 1.00

00:18:45.000 Because the present is the future and the future is the past. 1.00

00:18:48.000 And it's all the same fucking bag of bones anyway. 0.98

00:18:50.000 It's a constant process of coming into being and passing away. 0.99

00:18:53.000 Coming into being and passing away.

00:18:55.000 The future is now.

00:18:56.000 But the present does exist.

00:18:58.000 We're in it now.

00:18:58.000 You were just then when you said it, but you're not in it now.

00:19:00.000 You're not in it now.

00:19:01.000 You're not in it now. 0.99

00:19:02.000 You've never been kicked up the ass by the future. 0.99

00:19:04.000 You with me? 0.99

00:19:05.000 That's what I mean.

00:19:06.000 You see, I'm in the present.

00:19:08.000 But I'm not in the present.

00:19:10.000 I'm in the future.

00:19:13.000 Exactly.

00:19:14.000 Has nobody not told you, Brian, if you've got this kind of gleeful preoccupation with the future. 0.99

00:19:19.000 I wouldn't even mind, but you don't even have a fucking future. 0.99

00:19:21.000 I don't have a future. 0.98

00:19:23.000 Also, I didn't finish my story.

00:19:25.000 So then I was out of whack.

00:19:29.000 I messed with the Universe.

00:19:30.000 I didn't know what was going on.

00:19:32.000 So I hadn't gone to the pub after the show.

00:19:34.000 Didn't know what to do.

00:19:36.000 I was Verclempt.

00:19:38.000 So then I hadn't spent time with my family, and then I felt a void because I hadn't been social.

00:19:44.000 I hadn't had a social conversation with someone. 0.95

00:19:46.000 So then I decided to fuck with the space-time continuum and go out at night, which I don't usually do. 0.93

00:19:52.000 So then I went to my usual bar and it was shut because no one goes there at night. 0.97

00:19:58.000 It's a day bar.

00:19:59.000 And now I'm all the way in the next town.

00:20:01.000 So then I go to the American Legion, which you're not supposed to go to unless you're with someone or it's a Thursday or Friday or that's an evening like later on in the week.

00:20:10.000 I've only gone out Sunday, right?

00:20:12.000 So New Yorkers, even in the suburbs, are not into going out on Mondays.

00:20:16.000 So then I go to the Legion and it's just the post office lady staring at her post office.

00:20:22.000 She's obsessed with the lotto, like to the tune of hundreds and hundreds of dollars, 800 bucks at a time.

00:20:27.000 So she's got them all laid out.

00:20:28.000 Goes, hey, how you doing?

00:20:29.000 Good to see you.

00:20:30.000 I just got to deal with something here.

00:20:32.000 And then proceeded to deal with that for two beers, which is what, half an hour.

00:20:37.000 And then there's another guy who seems a little special.

00:20:39.000 He's there.

00:20:40.000 Hi.

00:20:41.000 And then the bartender, who's not looking at me, and he's watching the Rangers game.

00:20:45.000 So I'm like, okay, I tell one little anecdote about my son and how he tried to trick me, which I'll tell now.

00:20:53.000 I took his screens away because of the ding-dong ditch thing.

00:20:56.000 And he tried to dupe me by missing dinner. 1.00

00:21:01.000 And I go, where the fuck were you? 1.00

00:21:03.000 And say, fuck. 1.00

00:21:03.000 And he goes, I didn't have my phone. 1.00

00:21:06.000 Oh, I see.

00:21:07.000 I go, dude, I'm 50 years old.

00:21:08.000 Don't try that all the time.

00:21:09.000 If you're trying something, pin yourself under a car, right?

00:21:13.000 Get some fake blood and say, I couldn't call 911.

00:21:16.000 Help, help, help.

00:21:17.000 Something like that. 0.99

00:21:19.000 But like missing dinner when we've been having dinner as a family together 100% of your life, every fucking night. 0.99

00:21:26.000 We're not casual about dinner. 0.99

00:21:27.000 You don't grab a snack and watch TV in your room.

00:21:29.000 We sit down at the dining room table and say, Selkirk Grace.

00:21:34.000 So nice try.

00:21:36.000 You got to be proud of you boys.

00:21:38.000 And then I go to my other bar that I go to after the live shows.

00:21:42.000 And when I get back to the burbs, I mean, and the bartender's like not really talking to me.

00:21:50.000 He's on his phone.

00:21:52.000 And there's two other guys.

00:21:54.000 One guy you know, you do a good imitation of him.

00:21:57.000 The waiter there, and his buddy, and they're talking away, which is fine.

00:22:00.000 I mean, it's not like I have to go, excuse me, you're not including me in your conversation. 0.94

00:22:09.000 And then I just went home and went, that sucked. 0.95

00:22:11.000 Dang. 0.77

00:22:12.000 And then, because it's Lent and I'm not drinking hard liquor, I have to drink beers.

00:22:16.000 I'm still waiting for this buzz that's not happening.

00:22:19.000 And you start to get a buzz around like midnight.

00:22:22.000 So, but you're drinking a beer right before you go to bed.

00:22:25.000 So you're just pissing and pissing and pissing and pissing, pissing your life away.

00:22:31.000 Then you wake up, you have 32 pisses. 0.99

00:22:33.000 It sucks. 0.92

00:22:35.000 How long were you out there like all together? 0.97

00:22:38.000 So I left around 9.30 p.m.

00:22:40.000 I think I got back at 11 and I had been to three bars with nothing.

00:22:48.000 That's how I feel when I go back upstate.

00:22:50.000 Like nobody does anything.

00:22:52.000 Nobody's cool up there no more.

00:22:53.000 We used to have campouts and fires and parties.

00:22:56.000 And it's like you're 31 now.

00:23:00.000 You should have a dive bar you go to. 0.60

00:23:03.000 I'm not much for drinking, but sitting around a fire is very nice.

00:23:07.000 And we used to do that a lot.

00:23:08.000 We used to just go in the woods and pitch up a fire.

00:23:12.000 Pitch up a fire?

00:23:13.000 How do you pitch?

00:23:13.000 Is that like pitching up a tent, but it's a fire?

00:23:15.000 You have like an ember and you go.

00:23:18.000 By the way.

00:23:20.000 By the way, go to our shirts at censor.tv.

00:23:23.000 Check them out.

00:23:26.000 And my last story before we get started is I had an epiphany.

00:23:30.000 I saw this guy today and it said he had a boxing, a bag, a heavy bag on his shirt, and it said, my therapy or something.

00:23:37.000 And I realized, I thought that was like this kooky thing to say.

00:23:44.000 We all went drinking once in the Bronx.

00:23:46.000 We went on a pub crawl.

00:23:47.000 And I said, I'd like to thank the coach, the owner here, for providing a mental institution for therapy because this is our therapy where we go and we hit the heavy bag and fight each other and it keeps us sane.

00:23:57.000 Irish therapy.

00:23:59.000 And everyone's like, yeah, cheers, whatever.

00:24:00.000 And I thought, that's kind of thinking outside the box opinion about boxing.

00:24:05.000 And I just realized today, no, dude, that's embarrassing that you said that because it's such a given.

00:24:12.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:24:17.000 I am now.

00:24:18.000 In retrospect, I'm embarrassed that I did that because, yeah, no one there is trying to become the next Floyd Mayweather.

00:24:26.000 And even when they have fights scheduled, it's like every six months, there's maybe one or two pros.

00:24:32.000 We barely see them.

00:24:34.000 And the amateurs that are there, they're just kidding, basically.

00:24:38.000 Like there are some Mexicans and some Puerto Ricans who are genuinely going for it.

00:24:42.000 They're like 16.

00:24:43.000 I don't know them.

00:24:44.000 They come at nights because they're at school in the day.

00:24:47.000 So the ones that I know are just there for therapy. 0.99

00:24:50.000 So it was such a dumb, obvious thing to say. 0.99

00:24:52.000 It's sort of like if you were at the porn awards convention and you're speaking to other pornographers and you said, I'd like to make a toast to all of us who overcame getting fucked by our dad. 0.99

00:25:03.000 And then everyone goes, yeah, that is why we're here. 0.71

00:25:06.000 We don't like to bring it up all the time.

00:25:08.000 It's kind of sad.

00:25:10.000 At the bar, you're like, this is therapeutic for me.

00:25:12.000 Yeah.

00:25:13.000 I'm getting away from the old ball and chain, and I worry less about my troubles when I have alcohol in my system.

00:25:19.000 Am I right?

00:25:21.000 Yeah.

00:25:22.000 Thanks for ruining it.

00:25:26.000 All right, let's get started.

00:25:28.000 Ready?

00:25:29.000 Is everyone ready?

00:25:30.000 Ready?

00:25:30.000 Places, everyone.

00:25:32.000 Mass shooting.

00:25:34.000 Drooling begins when they hear of a mass shooting. 1.00

00:25:37.000 And half the country, the liberals, they sit there and they pray, please be MAGA, please be MAGA, please be MAGA, please shoot blacks, please shoot blacks. 1.00

00:25:46.000 Please be wearing a red Make America Great Again hat. 1.00

00:25:49.000 And please shoot mostly blacks. 1.00

00:25:50.000 Please shoot black kids. 1.00

00:25:52.000 Someone's going to take this out of context, by the way. 1.00

00:25:54.000 Oh, man, of course. 1.00

00:25:55.000 Please shoot ethnic babies. 1.00

00:25:56.000 Please shoot like Neil deGrasse Tyson and some black. 1.00

00:26:00.000 Ooh, could you shoot up a black graduation ceremony? 1.00

00:26:04.000 And could you have a Confederate flag on your shirt? 0.99

00:26:06.000 and could you be a no, could it be a proud boy, please?

00:26:09.000 Could it be Gavin McInnes? 0.98

00:26:10.000 Oh, that would be ideal if it was Gavin McInnis and it was a black graduation ceremony and he shot mostly women and they had kids. 0.99

00:26:17.000 I have an idea.

00:26:17.000 We should, every time you say things like that, we should have a banner that goes across that says not at like out of context clip, like a watermark, and then a buzzing noise that goes that you can't take out and post.

00:26:31.000 And so they said, like they did that with the spa shooter.

00:26:35.000 Please, he's racist. 0.99

00:26:36.000 He shot Asians. 1.00

00:26:38.000 That's the whole thing with that guy the other day where you go, you were criticizing Barack Obama. 0.99

00:26:41.000 He's black. 0.99

00:26:42.000 Therefore, it's racist. 1.00

00:26:43.000 If it hurts blacks, it's racist. 0.97

00:26:46.000 But they go, well, you shot mostly Asians, six out of eight. 0.99

00:26:50.000 So it's racist.

00:26:52.000 No, I love them too much. 0.94

00:26:54.000 I'm a pervert, and I'm sick of going there for handies. 1.00

00:26:57.000 So I'm going to kill them all, too, because I'm mentally ill. 1.00

00:27:01.000 So then they switch, they pivot usually to guns. 1.00

00:27:03.000 We need to get rid of guns.

00:27:06.000 And of course, there's no logic to that.

00:27:07.000 They don't even know where it was when they said it and what the gun laws are in that particular place.

00:27:12.000 Like the gun laws in Manhattan are insane.

00:27:15.000 Retired cops are lucky to get a gun at this point.

00:27:18.000 But even if they did that, they'd say, well, there should be no guns at all.

00:27:21.000 They said that at my church to my kids.

00:27:23.000 I wish I could have a bonfire.

00:27:24.000 The sister said this. 0.98

00:27:26.000 I wish I could have a bonfire and just burn all of the guns.

00:27:31.000 Okay, as John Lott points out, how long before there's guns back in America? 0.69

00:27:35.000 A minute?

00:27:37.000 Anyway, look at Amy Siskind. 0.99

00:27:41.000 So this is her first tweet.

00:27:43.000 And just like when I was doing that pray thing, they really are pranks that they can use these dead bodies.

00:27:49.000 Imagine wanting to use dead bodies.

00:27:51.000 That's what we're living in in 2021.

00:27:54.000 Kumia is using dead Kumia. 0.95

00:27:56.000 Cuomo is using dead bodies to help his budget. 0.98

00:28:00.000 That's why he lied about the numbers, because he wanted to be famous for keeping the numbers low, and he didn't want to get in shit for sending them to old folks' homes. 0.98

00:28:07.000 So he just cut the numbers in half. 0.90

00:28:08.000 It was 8,000, not 16,000.

00:28:10.000 Using dead bodies.

00:28:11.000 And Amy here is like, oh, great.

00:28:14.000 I can't wait to use this to further my political agenda.

00:28:17.000 The shooter is, was, taken into custody.

00:28:20.000 In other words, it was almost certainly a white man. 1.00

00:28:23.000 Again, she fucking hates white men because she destroyed the life of a white man, her husband. 1.00

00:28:30.000 And she needs to assage her guilt by making white men garbage. 1.00

00:28:33.000 And then, you didn't kill Bambi. 1.00

00:28:35.000 You just killed Roadkill. 0.89

00:28:37.000 You just killed some random vermin on the side of the road. 1.00

00:28:41.000 If he were black or brown, he would be dead. 1.00

00:28:44.000 By the way, your punctuation is shocking there. 0.99

00:28:46.000 The shooter was taken into custody.

00:28:49.000 In other words, comma, it was almost certainly a white man.

00:28:53.000 Again, his brackets is fine.

00:28:55.000 If he were black, comma, or no, sorry, if he were black or brown is not capitalized. 0.81

00:29:00.000 Black is capitalized, which is a retarded new rule, but brown is just brown still. 1.00

00:29:05.000 And then you need a comma after brown. 0.99

00:29:07.000 He would be dead.

00:29:08.000 So that's going great for her, right? 1.00

00:29:11.000 And then we find out it was a fucking Muslim. 1.00

00:29:14.000 Well, let's mourn the victims, but not glorify the killer with mentioning his name, letting his name be widely known. 1.00

00:29:21.000 Wow.

00:29:23.000 Do you think that she would be worried about glorifying the killer if his name was Chad or Brody?

00:29:31.000 What do you think?

00:29:32.000 Corey?

00:29:33.000 That's amazing.

00:29:34.000 What if it was Corey Gaines was his name?

00:29:38.000 Bradley Tuscany.

00:29:41.000 Tucker Carlson.

00:29:44.000 And then so Newsbusters was like, this woman is a parody account. 1.00

00:29:47.000 So I'm glad that I'm not the only one that fucking hates that subject. 1.00

00:29:50.000 He's a Babylon bitch. 1.00

00:29:52.000 The Pied Piper of Bored Housewives. 1.00

00:29:55.000 And it gets worse.

00:29:56.000 He wasn't just a Muslim.

00:29:58.000 He was a Muslim who was petrified of Islamophobia. 0.52

00:30:02.000 He was a lefty.

00:30:04.000 And he probably wasn't that Muslim. 0.90

00:30:06.000 Syrians, I don't know how much they practice. 1.00

00:30:08.000 Oh, shit, my buttons are falling apart. 1.00

00:30:11.000 But he was mentally ill. 1.00

00:30:16.000 I'll concede that. 0.96

00:30:17.000 And let's say his name, though.

00:30:19.000 What's his name?

00:30:21.000 Let's say it is.

00:30:22.000 Al-Aliwi Al-Isa.

00:30:25.000 Let me see it.

00:30:26.000 They put the last name in here.

00:30:27.000 Wait, go to the top.

00:30:28.000 No, you can see the headline.

00:30:30.000 I can't use my monitor anymore.

00:30:31.000 Ahmed.

00:30:33.000 Remember, you got to Akh with those names.

00:30:35.000 I think it's Al-Isa, actually.

00:30:37.000 Okay.

00:30:37.000 L-I-S-S-A, but I keep seeing that.

00:30:40.000 Ahmed Al-Isa.

00:30:42.000 I see it posted both ways, but there's an unfortunate balding pattern there, dude.

00:30:47.000 You got to shave it at that point, right?

00:30:49.000 What are you going to do? 0.98

00:30:51.000 So he was made paranoid by the media, by people like Amy Siskind, by people like Jake Tapper and Chris Hayes, who tell you that America is racist and it hates Muslims. 0.86

00:31:05.000 And what did he say? 0.97

00:31:07.000 Muslims might not be perfect, but Islam is.

00:31:10.000 Ooh, looks like he was a little more Muslim.

00:31:14.000 I was saying this on my parlor the other day. 0.97

00:31:16.000 I'm deeply disturbed by how badly the left wants everything to be about white supremacy and not about Islam or communists or Antifa or black people.

00:31:28.000 Isn't that a strange thing to want?

00:31:30.000 It's so unscientific.

00:31:33.000 Like diabetes, obesity is destroying this country.

00:31:38.000 Hundreds of thousands of people die a year from obesity, and a lot of that is sugary drinks.

00:31:43.000 Okay, that's where the evidence led me.

00:31:45.000 These big giant super gulps are murdering people. 0.70

00:31:48.000 Okay.

00:31:50.000 I'm not going to sit there and keep talking about other drinks and say, well, people put a lot of sugar in their tea.

00:31:56.000 And what about iced tea in the South?

00:31:58.000 That's really sugary.

00:32:00.000 Actually, that is a thing.

00:32:02.000 The bubbles.

00:32:03.000 Like in LaCroix.

00:32:04.000 It could be the bubbles.

00:32:06.000 It's the bubbles.

00:32:07.000 All these things are bubbly.

00:32:08.000 It's like, well, the science says a seltzer doesn't do the same thing.

00:32:11.000 Oh, we don't need to say the name of the types of drinks that are making everyone fat.

00:32:15.000 Let's not glorify the drinks by saying that.

00:32:18.000 So anyway, what's 15?

00:32:22.000 That's him talking about Islamophobia in the media.

00:32:30.000 Oh, yeah, that's just the name.

00:32:32.000 Charging 10 counts of first-degree murder.

00:32:33.000 He was shooting people who were getting vaccinated, too.

00:32:37.000 And the story will die instantly.

00:32:40.000 We're not going to get into his politics.

00:32:42.000 The fact that he said Islam is perfect is never coming up anywhere.

00:32:46.000 That's cool that Americans are using rebel news as a news source.

00:32:53.000 Did you know that you're not here?

00:32:55.000 That the Montreal shooting, the massacre that killed 14, he was rumored, he was also a Middle Eastern immigrant.

00:33:04.000 He may have even been Syrian.

00:33:07.000 Like this guy. 0.98

00:33:09.000 Yeah, if these racist Islamophobic people would stop hacking my phone and let me have a normal life, I probably could. 0.97

00:33:15.000 So when you have someone with mental issues and then you have a media saying, everyone's out to get you, everyone's out to get you. 0.98

00:33:21.000 Everyone's out to get you.

00:33:22.000 Your paranoia becomes magnified.

00:33:24.000 So the media has some culpability here.

00:33:26.000 The left has some culpability by exaggerating Islamophobia.

00:33:30.000 They're always claiming that people on the right are getting dog whistles and being radicalized, but I think they're talking about their own group of people because that is how they try to ignite them.

00:33:41.000 They try to brainwash them.

00:33:43.000 You're often guilty of what you accuse everyone else of.

00:33:46.000 And you'll notice when you're really mad at someone, you're ultimately mad at yourself.

00:33:51.000 But yes, there's rumors that the Montreal massacre, he yelled Ala Akbar as he shot them.

00:33:59.000 It was conveniently linked to sexism because he was mad that he didn't get into the polytechnique in Montreal and all these women did.

00:34:06.000 And it's true, there was affirmative action there.

00:34:08.000 So you could blame affirmative action if you really want.

00:34:10.000 But the Muslim thing was totally ignored.

00:34:15.000 And then everyone's seen the footage, right?

00:34:16.000 I get all my news from Shizmabin.

00:34:18.000 1-6 and 1-7.

00:34:23.000 Ahmad al-Isa.

00:34:27.000 This is the famous one going around.

00:34:29.000 Is it a warning?

00:34:29.000 Have you seen this?

00:34:30.000 No.

00:34:31.000 No, it's fine.

00:34:31.000 Okay.

00:34:40.000 Why did you call 9-1-1?

00:34:43.000 Because he's using his phone as a camera.

00:34:45.000 Unbelievable.

00:34:47.000 Could be in the store?

00:34:49.000 Yeah, he went in there.

00:34:51.000 He went in the store.

00:34:52.000 Well, what are you doing hanging around?

00:34:55.000 Guys, we got people down inside King Supers.

00:35:00.000 Look, the... 1.00

00:35:01.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:35:04.000 You have any instincts whatsoever? 1.00

00:35:06.000 God damn it! 0.99

00:35:06.000 Here now, we're at King's Super Super Super Super Super. 0.99

00:35:08.000 He's with the old guy just on his phone, too.

00:35:10.000 This is crazy.

00:35:11.000 Oh, what?

00:35:11.000 The shooter?

00:35:12.000 Yeah, yeah, it's over there in aisle four.

00:35:14.000 My thumbtacks. 1.00

00:35:15.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:35:17.000 Why? 1.00

00:35:17.000 Do you know him? 1.00

00:35:18.000 He killed my friend.

00:35:20.000 I'm sitting here waiting for my buddy to come out, but I don't think he's going to.

00:35:23.000 He got shot in the head.

00:35:24.000 Waiting for Uber, but do you know about the app if they tell you meet here?

00:35:27.000 Do I have to walk there to the dot?

00:35:29.000 The Uber guy's bitching about a mass shooting or something.

00:35:33.000 I said, it's inside.

00:35:34.000 I'm outside.

00:35:35.000 This is crazy.

00:35:37.000 I want to see that again.

00:35:38.000 Yeah, he's in there.

00:35:38.000 Why?

00:35:39.000 I'm on my phone.

00:35:40.000 I'm playing Candy Crush.

00:35:41.000 This is crazy.

00:35:44.000 Could be in the store.

00:35:45.000 Your back is exposed to where the guy with the gun is.

00:35:49.000 He went in the store.

00:35:52.000 Maybe special or in shock or something.

00:35:54.000 There's a dead body 15 feet away.

00:35:57.000 Troopers.

00:35:59.000 And then this guy just has to get it on tape.

00:36:02.000 So he walks into the crossfire. 1.00

00:36:07.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:36:10.000 God damn it. 1.00

00:36:12.000 You're not worth it. 1.00

00:36:13.000 And keep your voice down. 1.00

00:36:14.000 You're shooting people. 1.00

00:36:15.000 God damn it. 1.00

00:36:16.000 This guy's shooting random people for no reason. 1.00

00:36:19.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:36:20.000 He's just seeing people that appear into his line of sight and blowing their heads off. 1.00

00:36:24.000 If he hears them, he might think they're there.

00:36:26.000 And then he might aim the gun.

00:36:28.000 He might turn around and notice me.

00:36:30.000 He might be.

00:36:31.000 He was shooting.

00:36:32.000 Maybe those were the shots.

00:36:33.000 Because he heard his voice.

00:36:34.000 Right.

00:36:35.000 You know, I saw a guy got stabbed on an Instagram stream, and he's streaming, and he's like, somebody call the police.

00:36:40.000 I got stabbed.

00:36:42.000 You're on a phone. 0.93

00:36:43.000 You're on a phone.

00:36:45.000 Say goodbye to the live stream.

00:36:48.000 And then 1.7?

00:36:50.000 Oh, yeah.

00:36:50.000 1.7 is just him being arrested.

00:36:52.000 Thank you, Shizmabin, for your news source.

00:36:58.000 Looks like you were right to be paranoid. 0.98

00:37:01.000 Or, sorry, you were right to think that you're a shitty person and people are out to get you. 1.00

00:37:06.000 You are a shitty person and we are out to get you. 1.00

00:37:12.000 Isn't it funny how he's like, I'm innocent. 1.00

00:37:14.000 Everyone thinks I'm this horrible person.

00:37:16.000 And then we go, oh, you're right.

00:37:18.000 It's like when you fire someone and then they start attacking your business and trying to make you guys go bankrupt and you go, well, looks like I fired the right guy.

00:37:27.000 Seems like.

00:37:28.000 Yeah.

00:37:29.000 If you want to prove to me you shouldn't have been fired, go off in the same genre of business and be incredibly successful. 1.00

00:37:35.000 And then I see you, you know, take over media or whatever and I go, fuck. 0.99

00:37:39.000 Why did I let Ryan go? 0.99

00:37:43.000 I thought this was funny.

00:37:44.000 The cancelers are still getting canceled.

00:37:48.000 We're going to call these features hoisted on their own retard. 0.99

00:37:52.000 Where this is 1.8.

00:37:54.000 We should make a free speech bumper.

00:37:56.000 Yeah.

00:37:57.000 Let's do this music for it right now.

00:37:58.000 You ready?

00:37:59.000 Free speech.

00:38:01.000 Free speech.

00:38:03.000 Free speech.

00:38:05.000 It ain't free.

00:38:10.000 So that's the audio.

00:38:12.000 That's the audio.

00:38:12.000 No, you got to come up with that.

00:38:14.000 And please make it say, when I say free speech, make free speech available on the available, like visible on the screen.

00:38:24.000 Yeah, nobody sent one in yet.

00:38:26.000 Cancelor's still getting canceled.

00:38:28.000 So Barry Weiss was a liberal.

00:38:32.000 She still is. 0.99

00:38:33.000 But she was at the New York Times opinions columns, and she dared to not 1 million percent go with the fucking crazy liberal bias. 1.00

00:38:42.000 So because of that, she was known as a cunt. 1.00

00:38:44.000 So click on the right thing. 0.99

00:38:45.000 You got to understand what the left, if you're not 100% with me, you're 100% against me.

00:38:50.000 So the whomever, don't use the word whom ever.

00:38:56.000 Don't use whomever ever and don't use whom ever. 0.90

00:38:59.000 Just say who.

00:39:00.000 Yes, I know whom is technically correct, but it's an antiquated word.

00:39:05.000 It's like misogynistic.

00:39:06.000 Misogynist is a noun and an adjective.

00:39:09.000 Please stop saying misogynistic, communistic, terroristic. 1.00

00:39:13.000 Yeah, Thou art a bunch of assholes using archaic language. 1.00

00:39:18.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:39:19.000 You're atrocious. 1.00

00:39:20.000 Whomever New York Times Opinion hires or elevates to replace Barry Weiss, I hope that she or he focuses on serving readers, not vendettas and self-martyrdom.

00:39:32.000 We need writers capable of more critical thinking, both in their work and blah, blah, blah.

00:39:36.000 Whatever, Jamil. 0.71

00:39:37.000 Go shoot up a Home Depot. 0.98

00:39:39.000 And then this woman, Alison Collins, who I think is black and Chinese, goes, good to hear. 0.93

00:39:44.000 She wrote a horrible article espousing the life of Washington murals.

00:39:48.000 She is one of these folks who say it's racist to call out racism and claims she's being bullied when folks call her out for false narratives. 1.00

00:39:55.000 It's not cancel culture, you fucking bitch. 1.00

00:39:58.000 It's called accountability. 1.00

00:40:00.000 Yeah, girl. 0.99

00:40:02.000 So let me get this straight, Allison.

00:40:03.000 You're setting up a universe where Barry Weiss is too dangerous and everyone needs to be scrutinized of everything they've said in the past.

00:40:12.000 That's not canceling.

00:40:13.000 That's accountability.

00:40:14.000 Okay.

00:40:15.000 Would you mind if we threw you in that wood chipper?

00:40:18.000 Oh, we did, and it didn't turn out great for you. 0.99

00:40:23.000 San Francisco school board member refused to resign for her 2016 tweets calling Asian Americans house niggers. 0.91

00:40:29.000 Notice the hard R who embrace white supremacist thinking to get ahead. 0.92

00:40:35.000 Now, you know what all this means, right?

00:40:37.000 When they say white supremacist thinking, they mean you don't jump on the bandwagon enough.

00:40:44.000 Like, you don't use he or she pronouns.

00:40:47.000 See, their thing is, like, it's no longer you're not racist.

00:40:51.000 That's not enough to be not racist.

00:40:52.000 You have to be anti-racist.

00:40:53.000 So it's not enough to be, to say, I don't care if you're trans. 0.99

00:40:56.000 You have to join my trans thing and use your pronouns on your bio.

00:41:01.000 You have to join the band.

00:41:02.000 You have to come aboard.

00:41:05.000 Or you're the enemy. 1.00

00:41:06.000 You're a racist piece of shit. 1.00

00:41:08.000 Like, I bet I disagree with Barry Weiss on everything. 1.00

00:41:13.000 All right.

00:41:14.000 So my pet Biden, the border crisis, I saw this tweet about it.

00:41:18.000 I'm kind of freaked out that the shooting isn't on the cover.

00:41:20.000 Isn't that weird?

00:41:23.000 I mean, by 9.30 p.m. last night, we all knew everything about it.

00:41:27.000 We knew the name of the shooter.

00:41:28.000 10 people, that's a lot of people killed.

00:41:32.000 And New York Post, they're not scared about the narrative.

00:41:34.000 Wait a minute.

00:41:35.000 Is it even in the paper at all?

00:41:38.000 Cartels, evil smuggling.

00:41:40.000 Oh, here we go.

00:41:41.000 It made it to page 11.

00:41:44.000 Colorado Mart slaughter.

00:41:46.000 That's weird. 0.99

00:41:50.000 And then more stuff on the Miami Vice shit. 0.98

00:41:52.000 I saw this thing. 0.99

00:41:54.000 It was Daily News.

00:41:56.000 I wonder if I can dig it up.

00:41:58.000 Daily News was tweeting all about it, and they were talking about how crazy things are.

00:42:04.000 Everything's crazy.

00:42:05.000 It's like the whole world's gone crazy.

00:42:07.000 And all of the pictures are of pictures.

00:42:14.000 Pictures down there. 1.00

00:42:15.000 It's black people going fucking nuts. 1.00

00:42:17.000 But then the guy doing the illustrations for it, who's doing a cartoon, is making fun of the stupid rednecks. 1.00

00:42:26.000 Once again, the history of America, black failure, white guilt. 1.00

00:42:33.000 And I'm sorry, but Miami vice, the insanity going on in Miami right now is almost exclusively black. 1.00

00:42:41.000 And that's black failure. 1.00

00:42:43.000 And our white guilt permeates all black failure. 0.97

00:42:47.000 For some reason, I don't think that's very healthy.

00:42:49.000 Because it absolves the group doing the crimes.

00:42:54.000 It takes away the culpability.

00:42:57.000 So is that what I just sent you?

00:42:59.000 Check this out.

00:43:01.000 Yo, check this out.

00:43:03.000 No, that's not it.

00:43:06.000 Just sent you would be.

00:43:10.000 Yeah, it would be literally seconds ago.

00:43:12.000 I did not get it yet.

00:43:15.000 Did I not send it to you?

00:43:18.000 I hope I did.

00:43:22.000 I go to mail, daily mail, Twitter.

00:43:25.000 I go to Ryan.

00:43:26.000 Sometimes I accidentally send them to myself, because that's what I do all day.

00:43:30.000 Is I look at the World Wide Webs and I send.

00:43:35.000 Oh, is this a picture and not a...

00:43:36.000 Yeah, it's a picture.

00:43:39.000 There we go.

00:43:40.000 From Love and Kindness.

00:43:41.000 Never heard of that one before.

00:43:44.000 New York Daily News cartoon shows white people.

00:43:46.000 Photos show black people.

00:43:47.000 But this is in the same thread.

00:43:50.000 So New York Daily News, I guess whoever runs their Twitter is just blind.

00:43:54.000 And it would be like, picture like this, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, seven or eight times.

00:43:59.000 And then this was the last one on this series of tweets.

00:44:03.000 So you can't help but notice on your phone. 0.98

00:44:05.000 This is something that a lot of people don't seem to ever do is they just churn out shit and they don't go, well, how is this going to be perceived in the final package? 0.99

00:44:13.000 You know? 0.99

00:44:13.000 You love the red hats there too? 0.99

00:44:15.000 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:44:16.000 Look at all the red hats, stupid rednecks. 1.00

00:44:18.000 A lot of blondes. 1.00

00:44:20.000 Not one black person. 0.88

00:44:21.000 No.

00:44:22.000 Hear about those legal immigrants spreading the COVID at the border? 1.00

00:44:26.000 Yeah, it's the people up here don't even use the word illegal immigrant ever.

00:44:33.000 They say Mexicans occasionally.

00:44:37.000 That just sort of sums up everything, doesn't it?

00:44:40.000 That lie right there sums up the media. 0.85

00:44:42.000 And that same lie you could link to the shooting where they take something bad, they make it white, redneck, racist. 0.90

00:44:50.000 And the next thing you know, you go, I'm living in a redneck hellhole. 0.98

00:44:55.000 Trending on Twitter, he's Muslim. 1.00

00:44:59.000 I'm surprised.

00:45:00.000 Every time I see something like that, I'm like, that's probably Jack Pesobic solely responsible for that.

00:45:05.000 Twitter is so low IQ these days.

00:45:07.000 It's alarming.

00:45:08.000 Sometimes I'll get lost in a hole.

00:45:10.000 And I like when they're faced with something like the border crisis.

00:45:16.000 And even then you just see them making excuses like Amy's where they say, can you not say the name?

00:45:20.000 But check this out.

00:45:21.000 This tweet from Chris Hayes is amazing.

00:45:24.000 He says, pull it up here.

00:45:27.000 I sent this to a bunch of people. 0.99

00:45:29.000 Like, What the fuck? 0.99

00:45:31.000 1-9. 0.99

00:45:32.000 My mail disappeared.

00:45:36.000 What is he getting at here?

00:45:38.000 This is one of the weirdest ones I've ever read.

00:45:40.000 The top one there.

00:45:43.000 I have to read on your computer.

00:45:48.000 Much of the coverage he's talking about the border coverage.

00:45:51.000 Sorry, much of the border coverage serves as a kind of retroactive endorsement of the Trump policy of functionally closing the border and allowing all of the same harms to transpire just out of view and on someone else's soil.

00:46:08.000 So let me just explain this to you because I read it 172 times.

00:46:14.000 So he doesn't like the border coverage.

00:46:16.000 He doesn't like this picture.

00:46:18.000 What this picture does is it says Trump was right and we should have had the borders closed.

00:46:24.000 And if we had the borders closed, you'd still have this carnage, but it would be happening on Mexico's side. 1.00

00:46:29.000 And to that I go...

00:46:35.000 Yeah.

00:46:37.000 Yeah.

00:46:38.000 I don't want your poor.

00:46:41.000 This isn't the Statue of Liberty, my friend.

00:46:43.000 These are five-year-olds who are sent alone, and they die en route. 0.95

00:46:48.000 These are drug dealers, disproportionately rapists. 1.00

00:46:52.000 And Mexico is sending their garbage up here for the most part. 1.00

00:46:56.000 You don't know anything about these people. 1.00

00:46:58.000 Check their crime rates.

00:47:01.000 They send criminals over.

00:47:03.000 They send MS-13 over.

00:47:05.000 You want to see them?

00:47:06.000 Cartel's evil smuggle scheme.

00:47:09.000 Look at this guy.

00:47:10.000 That's an M, that's an S. That's a one, that's a three. 0.98

00:47:14.000 MS-13, drug thugs using children to pose as migrant families.

00:47:19.000 These aren't little sweethearts with a bindle asking, brother, can you spare a dime?

00:47:24.000 So that's why everyone has borders.

00:47:28.000 Mexico has borders.

00:47:30.000 Mexico doesn't want this either.

00:47:32.000 They want Guatemala and Nicaragua's problems to happen on their soil. 0.52

00:47:37.000 The weird thing about Chris Hayes' tweet, too, is he's implying that it's our job to fix Mexico.

00:47:44.000 No, you just want the problems to happen on someone else's soil?

00:47:48.000 Yeah.

00:47:49.000 Africans are starving on their soil.

00:47:52.000 Oh, so you're fine with that?

00:47:53.000 Well, I don't think it's great, but I can't.

00:47:56.000 Where do I draw the line?

00:47:58.000 What am I?

00:47:59.000 God?

00:48:00.000 Maybe he thinks we're God.

00:48:02.000 I think, honestly, Chris Hayes sees Mexico as America, and we have to fix it and make it as wealthy as Canada.

00:48:10.000 No.

00:48:11.000 No.

00:48:11.000 Maybe when we have zero poor people and full unemployment and money is just bursting at the seams and we didn't just survive a pandemic and we're not, what, $18 trillion in debt.

00:48:22.000 Yeah, maybe.

00:48:23.000 I'll go, so what's going on in Mexico?

00:48:24.000 Should we fix that up?

00:48:27.000 But concerned.

00:48:30.000 Oh, you want it.

00:48:31.000 You want their problem.

00:48:32.000 You want Mexico's problems to happen in Mexico. 1.00

00:48:34.000 Is that it?

00:48:35.000 Yeah.

00:48:36.000 Oh, so you don't want to import problems?

00:48:38.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:48:41.000 Yeah.

00:48:42.000 I mean, this is another example of the left saying things where you go, I'm on your side.

00:48:49.000 The evil things you're saying about me are true. 0.98

00:48:52.000 That's exactly what I want.

00:48:53.000 I want Mexico's problems to remain in Mexico. 1.00

00:48:58.000 Well, it's not Mexico's problems.

00:49:00.000 It's our problems.

00:49:02.000 And a great example of that is, look at how many immigrants are coming here because of climate change. 0.95

00:49:06.000 Never happened in the States.

00:49:09.000 Go to 2-0.

00:49:11.000 Some are blaming President Biden's messaging coming into office for the surge that we have.

00:49:36.000 What do you say about the messaging?

00:49:39.000 Bad reader.

00:49:40.000 It doesn't matter.

00:49:41.000 Go back.

00:49:41.000 That was terrible.

00:49:43.000 What do you say about the messaging?

00:49:46.000 It was even like, what do you say about the messaging?

00:49:49.000 What's happening there is a teleprompter says, what do you?

00:49:52.000 And then say is over here.

00:49:54.000 And she's not good enough to look ahead.

00:49:56.000 Or sometimes you hold back a word to wait for other words to load.

00:50:00.000 So you stay where they would, you know what I mean?

00:50:03.000 So they blames global warming for the current.

00:50:07.000 The current, yes.

00:50:08.000 Border crisis, what?

00:50:10.000 What?

00:50:11.000 Have been more explicit in telling migrants not to come now. 0.99

00:50:16.000 Some say that's too little.

00:50:17.000 What do you say about the messaging?

00:50:21.000 I was expecting the Looney Tombs logo to jump in after she started speaking.

00:50:27.000 Some say that's too little.

00:50:29.000 What do you say about the messaging?

00:50:33.000 It doesn't matter what any president says.

00:50:36.000 Migrants who are fleeing desperation, Anna, are going to come to the United States. 0.97

00:50:40.000 President Trump after the separation policy, which was defined as torture by physicians for human rights, there is no stronger message than we're going to separate you from your family on purpose to separate them.

00:50:51.000 They said that without any clue.

00:50:53.000 How many of these kids were the actual children of the parents coming?

00:50:57.000 A. B. Why don't the parents come back to pick up their kids?

00:51:00.000 Because they're not their kids.

00:51:01.000 C, why are you bringing kids?

00:51:04.000 Like, unless there's a war.

00:51:06.000 You're escaping war and you're a refugee. 1.00

00:51:09.000 Why are you leaving Mexico when your kids are little kids?

00:51:13.000 Can't you just send the grown male and then call for the woman and the children after they're like, I don't know, 10 and could survive?

00:51:21.000 They're sending five-year-olds over alone.

00:51:24.000 Well, that just shows how desperate they are.

00:51:26.000 Okay, say all that was true.

00:51:29.000 You're rewarding these people coming across the border.

00:51:34.000 So you're going to get more of it.

00:51:35.000 It's like when Robert Moses here in New York, he built the projects.

00:51:39.000 He went, there's X amount of poor people.

00:51:40.000 We'll house them all, give them welfare, and that'll be the end of that problem. 0.99

00:51:44.000 Yeah, that's true if the earth is going to end in four years.

00:51:48.000 Of course, what you're doing is rewarding these people with poverty, and you're justifying their behavior.

00:51:55.000 So they go into the PJs and they have more kids and more kids and more kids until you have third generation, fourth generation welfare, where your grandfather never had a job.

00:52:06.000 Your dad, who you don't know, never had a job.

00:52:08.000 Your mom never had a job. 0.93

00:52:12.000 So, yeah, open up the borders.

00:52:14.000 I love how all the stores are closed.

00:52:16.000 The entire nation is shut down, but the borders are open.

00:52:20.000 We all have to get a COVID test.

00:52:21.000 My kids get tested with the thing every time they go into their school.

00:52:25.000 I get tested every time I go into the gym, and they don't get tested.

00:52:28.000 And they used to say, okay, you need to come back for a court hearing when we figure out what your case is.

00:52:33.000 Not that they'd ever come back, but I think now they just went, yeah, that wasn't working.

00:52:38.000 Just go.

00:52:40.000 Okay?

00:52:42.000 People away had the highest numbers in recent decades in memory.

00:52:47.000 2019, we saw almost exactly the same thing that we're seeing right now, but more people coming to the country. 0.98

00:52:55.000 This is a bullshit stat, by the way. 0.98

00:52:57.000 What he's doing is he's talking about apprehensions. 0.99

00:53:00.000 So if you check a graph of how many people are apprehended at the border, you'll see a massive spike in 2019 and a big spike that started in April.

00:53:10.000 And you'll go, see, this started with Trump. 0.94

00:53:12.000 No, under Trump, they started busting them more and saying, fuck this, we're not, the apprehensions went up. 0.97

00:53:20.000 The numbers been a non, it's been going, the number of migrants coming here has not been going like this. 0.97

00:53:25.000 Apprehensions have.

00:53:26.000 The numbers have just been going, and then with Biden, ramping up.

00:53:34.000 So, and the other trick they use is they go, most of these illegals are coming for overstate visas. 0.84

00:53:40.000 They're coming on planes, and they're students who overstayed their student visa.

00:53:43.000 No, those are the ones on file.

00:53:47.000 On file.

00:53:49.000 The ones that are pouring over the border aren't registered.

00:53:53.000 So you got to wonder when you see these stats, who's recording them.

00:53:58.000 Biden and Secretary Mallorca saying the border's closed, don't come now, versus don't come, maybe inspire some people to come.

00:54:06.000 Sure.

00:54:07.000 But what really pushes people here is violence and persecution, corruption in their home countries.

00:54:14.000 And as I've seen with my own eyes, malnutrition and starvation and extreme poverty.

00:54:19.000 A lot of times, by the way, put into place, exacerbated by the effects of climate change and climate variability.

00:54:26.000 And so, you know, I hear the criticisms that the Biden administration isn't sounding tough enough, but a tough message from President Obama, who said, don't come, didn't stop people from coming.

00:54:38.000 The toughest message ever from President Trump didn't stop people from coming.

00:54:42.000 Yes, it slowed it down massively. 0.99

00:54:44.000 And there was more apprehensions because he empowered ICE to do their fucking job. 1.00

00:54:49.000 You bullshit artists, sober off. 1.00

00:54:52.000 What a pussy. 1.00

00:54:53.000 Look at his pussy background, too. 1.00

00:54:55.000 Ewf. 1.00

00:54:58.000 Even for a woman, that is a remarkably effeminate kitchen. 1.00

00:55:04.000 Didn't stop people from coming.

00:55:06.000 And now President Biden is learning that same thing.

00:55:10.000 This is not, you don't solve people coming to the city.

00:55:12.000 He chose that.

00:55:13.000 Like he was looking in his sort of Zoom finder, whatever, previewing, and he was like, you know what would spruce this up?

00:55:20.000 Just a splash of color, a little bit of spark.

00:55:22.000 Can you see that I have a tree out of my way?

00:55:25.000 I could give it.

00:55:25.000 I like the tree on this side, but I want some pop over here.

00:55:29.000 Ooh, what about these flowers?

00:55:30.000 Oh, now that is full.

00:55:32.000 That's rich.

00:55:33.000 I like that.

00:55:34.000 Yeah, let's do it.

00:55:35.000 What shirt should I wear?

00:55:36.000 Fuchsia.

00:55:37.000 I'll wear my J. Crew Fuchsia purple shirt.

00:55:43.000 That same thing.

00:55:44.000 This is not climate change.

00:55:47.000 That's a pretty genius way for them to tie it back around to where it's our problem.

00:55:51.000 It's our fault.

00:55:56.000 So we're running out of time here.

00:55:59.000 I want to jump to let's do some racism.

00:56:05.000 Black on Asian still going strong. 0.97

00:56:08.000 Got Muslims on whites. 1.00

00:56:13.000 Those racist guys. 0.99

00:56:15.000 What's 3-1? 0.98

00:56:24.000 3-2 is a guy getting pissed on.

00:56:30.000 See, homeless man charged with hate crime.

00:56:32.000 See, this is what I always said, too, when they said, we're going to start cracking down on hate crime. 0.94

00:56:36.000 I go, okay, I think you're going to notice that white people are the least racist people around, and you're going to end up busting tons of blacks, tons of old Korean men, tons of Arabs, tons of Hasidic Jews, 0.93

00:56:52.000 tons of Chinese. 0.98

00:56:54.000 Homeless man charged with hate crime and NYC anti-Asian attack.

00:56:58.000 A homeless man accused of attacking an Asian woman on her way to protest against anti-Asian violence over the weekend was arrested on hate crime charges.

00:57:05.000 He punched a 70-year-old, 70, 37-year-old victim twice in her face on Astor Place.

00:57:12.000 He asked the woman for the sign she was carrying and she obliged.

00:57:15.000 Asking what he intended to do with it, he attempted to put the sign in the garbage can.

00:57:19.000 Oh, so I think he sees stop Asian violence as an anti-black thing, which is a new twist. 0.98

00:57:27.000 If you're against Asian violence, you're against black people. 0.91

00:57:30.000 You're taking my spotlight, maybe even. 0.97

00:57:33.000 Okay.

00:57:33.000 And then go to 3-2.

00:57:35.000 Same day, I believe.

00:57:37.000 This woman's on the train and just some dude just starts pissing on her. 1.00

00:57:42.000 Why can't they be white? 0.89

00:57:44.000 Why can't he have a MAGA hat on, please?

00:57:47.000 This doesn't fit the name.

00:57:48.000 Strap hanger.

00:57:49.000 Yeah, that's what he is.

00:57:50.000 Urinates on Asian women inside NYC subway car.

00:57:56.000 The masks are well disguised.

00:57:57.000 But again, I said this yesterday.

00:58:01.000 Thug.

00:58:02.000 Oh, that's an oldie. 0.94

00:58:03.000 What are you pulling that up for?

00:58:04.000 We just did that yesterday.

00:58:07.000 I want to hear more details about the pissing.

00:58:11.000 Thank you.

00:58:14.000 The disgusting act, 1.30 p.m., that's pretty non-drunky time.

00:58:21.000 Started to relieve himself. 0.88

00:58:22.000 Horrifying shifted down the train, but then the man turned and started peeing on the subway seat next to her, splashing her with urine.

00:58:29.000 He started standing really Close to me, I began to feel uncomfortable.

00:58:32.000 So I scooted to my right.

00:58:34.000 Don't scoot.

00:58:35.000 Leave the car.

00:58:36.000 If a homeless, if you're an Asian, 37-year-old woman, oh, she's in her 20s. 1.00

00:58:41.000 If you're in your 20s, you're a woman in New York City, and a black man comes in, does anything remotely unusual, pulls out a dildo, pulls out a pickle and puts it in his glasses, pulls out his actual dick, just get up and start walking away. 1.00

00:58:55.000 Come on. 1.00

00:58:56.000 You worried about being racist?

00:58:58.000 I don't want to be rude.

00:59:00.000 But one thing I want to say too, and I brought this up yesterday, is crime is up.

00:59:04.000 Violence is up.

00:59:05.000 American rage is up.

00:59:07.000 You're just seeing black on Asian because blacks are disproportionately represented in the crime stats and Asians are disproportionately represented in the victim stats. 0.71

00:59:15.000 Like subway shovings set to double.

00:59:19.000 Crime is up on all fronts.

00:59:22.000 This sounds very politically correct of me because I'm saying don't blame the blacks, but I'm just saying, wait, this isn't unique. 0.95

00:59:30.000 I haven't looked into it, but I guarantee you attacks on Hasidim, Hasidim, is up like crazy in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and it's black on Hasidic violence. 0.98

00:59:40.000 And they want it to be about Trump so bad.

00:59:41.000 Well, Trump said China. 0.98

00:59:44.000 Wait, this is saying that the Asian blog says it's a white man, and they say it intentionally, in which a white male urinated on her. 0.77

00:59:53.000 That hand don't look... 0.97

00:59:54.000 Don't look white to me. 0.99

00:59:56.000 Maybe I'm dumb. 0.99

00:59:58.000 Also, the stature doesn't look white. 0.97

01:00:01.000 Different propulsion.

01:00:02.000 It's a white guy wearing brown human gloves.

01:00:06.000 Maybe. 1.00

01:00:07.000 Well, that's just an imbecile. 1.00

01:00:11.000 Wait a minute. 1.00

01:00:12.000 They were transcribing the New York Post.

01:00:13.000 But they called it the horrifying incident in both.

01:00:18.000 That's so weird.

01:00:19.000 So they took the New York Post article, and then they just added white to the black guy. 0.53

01:00:27.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:00:27.000 Even this part here.

01:00:29.000 Well, that's a quote, but in the same area.

01:00:38.000 It says 3-3.

01:00:40.000 Again, I'm not saying Asians aren't getting attacked. 1.00

01:00:42.000 I'm just saying it's part of a bigger crime problem.

01:00:47.000 Oh, yeah, Andy No was talking about this. 0.70

01:00:51.000 How 27% of attacks on Asians are blacks. 0.88

01:00:54.000 Black on Asian, and it's mostly black males. 0.92

01:00:56.000 Black males are 7% of the population, not 13. 0.79

01:01:00.000 So 7% of the population is responsible for 26% of the attacks.

01:01:04.000 That's four times.

01:01:06.000 Now go back.

01:01:07.000 I mean, go down.

01:01:08.000 He explains it much more concisely in the next one.

01:01:10.000 Can you move it over, though?

01:01:12.000 Probably should get a new TV at some point.

01:01:17.000 A simple way to look at this is for every black victim of Asian on black violence in the U.S., there are around 5,000 Asian victims of black on Asian violence.

01:01:24.000 This complicates a narrative around white supremacy. 0.94

01:01:27.000 Stop Asian hate. 1.00

01:01:29.000 So the solution, by the way, to that is you just say, fuck Andy No. 1.00

01:01:36.000 He's a dick. 1.00

01:01:37.000 And that was actually, go to jump to 35. 1.00

01:01:42.000 This Armenian dude who works at Yahoo News, what's his name?

01:01:46.000 Alex Nazarian.

01:01:48.000 Nazarian? 0.70

01:01:50.000 Goddarian.

01:01:51.000 I got some dragons in there.

01:01:52.000 Kind of scary.

01:01:54.000 No claimed the milkshake, you remember when he got milkshake, contained concrete.

01:01:58.000 Far more likely, it was a vegan blend heavy on cashew butter.

01:02:06.000 And he keeps going with this.

01:02:07.000 By the way, Andy didn't say it was a cement milkshake.

01:02:09.000 The police did.

01:02:10.000 Because they were confiscating cement milkshakes.

01:02:14.000 Keep going.

01:02:17.000 Keep going.

01:02:20.000 Keep going.

01:02:21.000 Say more on that? 0.70

01:02:26.000 How a right-wing troll managed to manipulate the mainstream media. 0.99

01:02:29.000 And then they use a picture of him covered in a milkshake after they had beat the shit out of him. 0.99

01:02:34.000 With his eyes chemically burned. 0.97

01:02:35.000 Yeah.

01:02:37.000 Is he lying?

01:02:39.000 Who tweeted that?

01:02:41.000 That's the Rolling Stone article, but Sam Winchester. 0.79

01:02:46.000 Yeah, they're shameless.

01:02:48.000 And they talk about that guy, Alex Nazalola. 0.80

01:02:54.000 Naz Ryan says, Naz Ryan Romlola.

01:02:59.000 Oh, the way Andy No talks in his book, you'd think that he was reporting on the fall of Rome. 0.97

01:03:05.000 It's just this eye-rolling shit where you can tell it's someone who's never been in a fight. 0.98

01:03:10.000 That's the problem. 1.00

01:03:12.000 And when you see that weak little man, no, that's his toughest picture.

01:03:16.000 Cut and paste his name into images.

01:03:20.000 And we'll see what he really looks like. 0.89

01:03:21.000 And I bet he looks like that same guy, TJ Blowchuck or whatever the guy was from yesterday, who told the reporter that, I will destroy you.

01:03:30.000 Yep.

01:03:31.000 Called it.

01:03:32.000 You're right.

01:03:32.000 Called it a meek child.

01:03:38.000 If you read Chuck Zito on Twitter, I don't know if he's even on Twitter, but you're not going to see things like, I will destroy you and what a bullshit artist and eye rolling at someone's pain. 0.99

01:03:49.000 You'll see a very polite guy. 0.95

01:03:52.000 You'll see someone where you think, well, that's how someone like this should talk. 0.99

01:03:55.000 That's because Chuck Zito could kill you with one punch.

01:03:59.000 Actual tough guys don't talk tough on the internet.

01:04:02.000 And they don't pose with pictures like that.

01:04:04.000 They don't have pictures like that.

01:04:05.000 Yeah, they don't try to look like Selena's dad.

01:04:09.000 Selena, you got to put the washing machine. 1.00

01:04:12.000 What's 3-3?

01:04:19.000 Black on Asian?

01:04:20.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:04:20.000 Sorry.

01:04:21.000 That's the thing we just saw.

01:04:22.000 And then 3-4. 1.00

01:04:24.000 I think we're ignoring the elephant in the room here, which is there's a lot of black criminals out there, and they are racist. 0.99

01:04:30.000 And yes, they're attacking old Asian women, but they're attacking everyone. 1.00

01:04:33.000 Racist black man stabs 12-year-old boy in the neck at McDonald's while ranting about white devils. 0.99

01:04:38.000 And just like this mass shooter, part of their paranoia is fueled by the media telling them that cops hunt them for sport. 0.99

01:04:46.000 So you end up hating white people because the media justifies your hatred on a daily basis.

01:04:50.000 So I blame the media for a lot of this brainwashing. 1.00

01:04:53.000 If you're stupid and crazy and you read the news, you're going to end up stabbing a 12-year-old white boy. 1.00

01:05:00.000 It was a box cutter. 1.00

01:05:01.000 He grabbed the kid, tacked him to the ground, and slit his throat from behind. 1.00

01:05:05.000 Can you fucking believe that? 0.99

01:05:06.000 Can you imagine the terror in the family? 0.99

01:05:08.000 He thought the cops, bit somebody as he was getting arrested or getting removed from the restaurant. 0.99

01:05:16.000 White devils, racial slurs. 0.97

01:05:19.000 We should probably mention Bristol here before we jump to the mailbag. 0.99

01:05:26.000 Bristol's on fire.

01:05:27.000 So the police said we're worried about riots. 1.00

01:05:29.000 This Antifa BLM shit is getting dangerous. 0.99

01:05:32.000 We want to be able to arrest people for rioting. 0.99

01:05:35.000 I don't know the nuance of the bill.

01:05:37.000 So if it is egregious, I guess I understand why you're mad, but it's not.

01:05:40.000 We can tell it's not.

01:05:42.000 And their behavior has shown us that the police were right.

01:05:50.000 They said, we're worried about rioting.

01:05:51.000 We want to be able to arrest these people. 0.99

01:05:53.000 They started beating the shit out of cops and burning down Bristol, which is a beautiful little town made on mud, built on mud. 0.99

01:06:00.000 And unlike New York that has bedrock, you can build skyscrapers. 0.92

01:06:05.000 But in Bristol, you can't really go more than four or five floors.

01:06:08.000 So it's got this cute little small town ceiling where it can never be a big metropolis.

01:06:13.000 Tricky's from Bristol.

01:06:16.000 Massive Attack is from Bristol.

01:06:18.000 I love Bristol.

01:06:19.000 But what's really going on here has nothing to do with the law being egregious.

01:06:23.000 It has everything to do with British people wanting to riot. 1.00

01:06:27.000 Rioting is fun, and they wanted to try it.

01:06:31.000 So they said, all right, this is as good a time as any.

01:06:33.000 You brought up the word riot in this law, so we're going to riot. 0.80

01:06:39.000 We can't, we didn't have any slaves, we can't, and you didn't shoot any black kids, so we can't do that. 0.51

01:06:45.000 Look, attempted murder on the police. 0.61

01:06:46.000 It burned down the...

01:06:47.000 Show some of the pictures.

01:06:50.000 See, this is why we can't just be a normal radio news show.

01:06:53.000 We want to see this.

01:06:54.000 Defund the police.

01:06:55.000 Look, is that someone concerned about legislation?

01:07:01.000 No, that's someone partying.

01:07:03.000 Look at that.

01:07:04.000 Is that someone concerned with legislation? 0.78

01:07:06.000 Does he think he's dressed as a black guy? 0.88

01:07:09.000 Look at this guy. 0.94

01:07:10.000 This is the Capitol all over again.

01:07:12.000 Yeah.

01:07:15.000 Although the Capitol had more justification or more frustration than this.

01:07:19.000 What are you sick of?

01:07:20.000 The Bristol police are doing what to you?

01:07:22.000 In a quaint, cute, fun little town.

01:07:25.000 There's Kevin Smith. 0.86

01:07:27.000 Hey, man, I saw in Batman they were doing this stuff, man, and all that shit, so I figured come down here.

01:07:34.000 So there's this woman, Nadia Witholm, the youngest MP in Britain, and she refuses to condemn the acts. 0.91

01:07:43.000 And it's because she's Antifa.

01:07:46.000 She's a radical leftist, and they like this stuff.

01:07:49.000 When Tommy Robinson was arrested, we saw politicians and judges looking out the window, sneering and smiling.

01:07:55.000 Happy.

01:07:57.000 There's a you got to understand that the mainstream left in politics, and I'm talking about political elected officials, love Antifa.

01:08:07.000 Go ahead.

01:08:09.000 I don't want to see.

01:08:10.000 Nadia, do you want to take this opportunity now, having listened to the rest of the panel?

01:08:13.000 Keir Starmer, your party leader, has also condemned the violence along with the Mayor of Bristol.

01:08:18.000 Do you want to condemn the violent scenes that we have just shown all our viewers from last night?

01:08:24.000 Of course, Joe, I don't want to see violence against anybody.

01:08:28.000 So you condemn it.

01:08:29.000 And I wish everybody who's been hurt in this recovery.

01:08:34.000 I'm not going to, as I've already said, I'm not going to get into the business of condemning protesters until we know exactly what's happened.

01:08:42.000 Right, but if you're condemning the violence, you do have to condemn some of those people that we can see quite clearly from the pictures were setting fire to police vans, police officers, and they were attacking the police, responding actually to what Anita said.

01:08:57.000 They were beating the shit out of the police and broken bones.

01:09:02.000 I don't want to see violence being perpetrated against anybody, and I wish everybody who's been harmed a speedy recovery.

01:09:09.000 But as I say, I'm not going to get into condemning protesters when we don't know if we need a full investigation.

01:09:17.000 It's hard with the uglies to tell how old they are.

01:09:19.000 On the side of protests.

01:09:20.000 But then look at this.

01:09:24.000 Is it 3-7?

01:09:25.000 No.

01:09:27.000 Sorry, if you go one tweet below that tweet, go back to that tweet, you can see what she's really all about.

01:09:34.000 Go below that?

01:09:36.000 Yeah, that one.

01:09:37.000 What did she say?

01:09:41.000 I celebrate these acts of resistance.

01:09:43.000 We need a movement that will tear down the systematic racism and the slave owner statues that symbolize it.

01:09:48.000 We need to win a government that will always be on the side of this movement.

01:09:51.000 Systemic.

01:09:52.000 Black Lives Matter.

01:09:54.000 Black Lives Matter is so weird in Britain because what's their history with racism?

01:09:59.000 They didn't have slavery and they had a massive influx of Jamaicans, which, yes, there was some riots and fighting.

01:10:05.000 It is weird when any new group completely just appears out of nowhere and becomes an integral part of your society.

01:10:12.000 But within no time, they were totally assimilated, drinking pints of Guinness at the pub, going to the soccer matches, loved and adored.

01:10:20.000 Ska music, the specials, everyone loved them.

01:10:23.000 So what's the beef here?

01:10:28.000 The only racial tension in Britain is Muslim and non-Muslim. 0.94

01:10:32.000 And that's blacks are on the non-Muslim side. 1.00

01:10:34.000 Blacks were in the EDL. 0.96

01:10:36.000 Blacks are soccer fans. 0.97

01:10:37.000 Blacks are working class. 1.00

01:10:39.000 Anyway, what a mess Britain is. 0.99

01:10:42.000 But it's just funny that they said, we want to enforce some sort of anti-riot thing. 1.00

01:10:46.000 And they said, fuck, you rioted. 0.99

01:10:48.000 All right, let's go to the mailbag. 1.00

01:10:51.000 I like this shorter show.

01:10:53.000 It's still pretty darn long. 1.00

01:10:56.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn. 1.00

01:11:00.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00

01:11:06.000 Let me touch it. 1.00

01:11:09.000 Ryan, you're gay. 1.00

01:11:12.000 Now, I did something kind of exciting today. 1.00

01:11:15.000 Ooh.

01:11:21.000 I blue flagged.

01:11:24.000 Who's flagged? 1.00

01:11:25.000 Shit. 1.00

01:11:25.000 Is that an Indian name? 1.00

01:11:28.000 Okay, forget it.

01:11:29.000 Maybe I'll do that as a different show.

01:11:33.000 Because there's too much new news.

01:11:35.000 But I had previously read like 100 emails and found some good ones.

01:11:39.000 But that's a pretty evergreen thing.

01:11:41.000 We could make that a banked show for when we travel or something.

01:11:44.000 G. Money and Reitard after the horrific shooting that occurred in Colorado.

01:11:47.000 Mina Harris, who is the niece of Kamala Harris, is she the one who got that modeling gig? 0.96

01:11:52.000 The ugly one with the hairy armpits? 0.97

01:11:55.000 No. 0.86

01:11:56.000 No, this is the one who has like a fashion blog or something, and they got mad at her for using her aunt to promote her business. 0.99

01:12:07.000 The Atlanta shooting was not even a week ago. 0.99

01:12:10.000 Violent white men are the greatest terrorist threat to this country. 1.00

01:12:13.000 For the record, most mass shooters are black. 1.00

01:12:18.000 Most serial killers are black. 0.99

01:12:22.000 I know you've heard of Dylan Roof and Charles Manson and Ted Kaczynski. 0.98

01:12:26.000 That's because they get more media attention. 0.95

01:12:28.000 But when you look into the racial makeup of serial killers, mass shooters, I'm afraid they're disproportionately black. 0.98

01:12:36.000 Look at this. 0.98

01:12:37.000 What?

01:12:39.000 What are you showing me?

01:12:42.000 This is a Mina Harris tweet.

01:12:44.000 I know.

01:12:45.000 I just read it out.

01:12:48.000 Oh, wait.

01:12:49.000 Sorry, that's different.

01:12:50.000 I deleted a previous tweet about the suspect in the bullish shooting.

01:12:52.000 I made an assumption based on his being taken into custody alive and the fact that the majority of mass shootings in the S are carried out by white men. 0.99

01:12:58.000 That's just false, Mina, you silly cow. 1.00

01:13:02.000 Majority of mass shootings by race. 1.00

01:13:10.000 In the U.S. 2021.

01:13:13.000 Okay.

01:13:16.000 66 black.

01:13:17.000 How is this...

01:13:18.000 Oh, between 1982 and 2021 by shooters.

01:13:21.000 How do they define mass shooting?

01:13:25.000 Oh, and you also, see, this is what they do with the stats.

01:13:28.000 They don't go with regard to their representation in the population.

01:13:35.000 There you go.

01:13:36.000 Mass shooting database.

01:13:37.000 Go up a bit?

01:13:40.000 No, no, no, up to the top of that.

01:13:42.000 You ignored nine years of evidence in favor of some rushed political edits, sweaty.

01:13:46.000 Even though you're anti-racist, anti-science bigot, I hope you have a swell week.

01:13:50.000 Oh, this is below that MENA thing.

01:13:53.000 Yeah, the way they get the white numbers up is they just go by sheer numbers and not representation.

01:13:58.000 And of course, the majority of shooters in Japan are Japanese, but it's the disproportionate number that are black.

01:14:06.000 Let me see that link you had before. 0.89

01:14:10.000 Click on that.

01:14:19.000 And what's that big picture?

01:14:23.000 Well, right here.

01:14:24.000 My shootings with a known perpetrator, 24. 0.99

01:14:28.000 Okay, black is 62%. 0.98

01:14:31.000 Latino, 15%.

01:14:34.000 White, 23%. 0.85

01:14:36.000 So there's 24 total.

01:14:37.000 16 black, 6 white, 4 Latino, Asian, 0.

01:14:41.000 Come on, Asians. 1.00

01:14:42.000 We got to get those numbers the same. 0.99

01:14:46.000 You want more Asian mass shooters? 1.00

01:14:47.000 No, but honestly, they should arm themselves. 1.00

01:14:50.000 Stop being pussies. 1.00

01:14:51.000 It's like watching a retarded kid get beat up at school. 1.00

01:14:53.000 It's like... 0.98

01:14:54.000 It's not going to be...

01:14:55.000 How are they going to get armed, Ryan?

01:14:56.000 In San Francisco or New York City?

01:14:58.000 Good luck.

01:14:59.000 Well, in Chinatown, we don't know what goes on there.

01:15:02.000 Magic and chickens running with their heads off.

01:15:04.000 Magic and chickens.

01:15:06.000 And centipede.

01:15:07.000 Here are some other compiled tweets of lefties assuming.

01:15:10.000 And then he sends a twitchy link. 0.99

01:15:12.000 Caleb Hull's massive thread screenshotting idiotic leftists who jump to politicize boulder shooting and push a narrative that's now falling apart as straight fire. 1.00

01:15:20.000 Straight fire. 1.00

01:15:22.000 Safe fire.

01:15:23.000 So he's got like a million. 0.99

01:15:25.000 It's always an angry white man, always. 0.94

01:15:27.000 And they are always angry about women.

01:15:30.000 Amy Siskin is at the top of the list.

01:15:34.000 George Hahn, when a white guy with an AR-15 kills a bunch of people, is the motive really relevant?

01:15:40.000 Who is George Hahn?

01:15:45.000 I'm always interested in seeing who these people are. 1.00

01:15:49.000 Oh, he's taking screenshots because he knows they're going to fucking delete their shit. 1.00

01:15:55.000 Ancient Chinese secrets are gay. 1.00

01:15:57.000 Alcohol and Downey. 1.00

01:15:58.000 Alcoholic and Downy. 1.00

01:15:59.000 I found these insane videos of this fucking nerd totally defying the stereotype of being incel. 1.00

01:16:03.000 He picks up shits better than anyone I've ever seen. 1.00

01:16:05.000 Funny part is, he's actually very talented and can turn one into a broken fire hydrant. 1.00

01:16:09.000 Blew me away.

01:16:10.000 Timestamp.

01:16:11.000 No time stamp needed.

01:16:12.000 Yeah, well.

01:16:15.000 Thanks.

01:16:17.000 Joe R., Confederacy.

01:16:18.000 I recently discovered Mr. H.K. Edgerton, who proves once again that there's a lot more to the story of almost everything we've been taught.

01:16:24.000 There's an entire history of black, Jewish, and Indian Confederates all relegated to the dustbin of inconvenient truths.

01:16:33.000 In objection to the way the thugs were silent on Thursday.

01:16:43.000 And also, it's been very rewarding to have a dialogue with some of these students and a few of their professors.

01:16:50.000 There's no nuance with that whole Confederate thing.

01:16:53.000 It's just they all wanted slavery, even though maybe 2% of the South owned slaves.

01:17:00.000 And they're all elites.

01:17:01.000 These soldiers had nothing to do with these elites.

01:17:04.000 And Abe Lincoln himself said, if I could maintain the Union without freeing one slave, I would.

01:17:12.000 Oh, so that's Abe Lincoln saying his motive is not slavery, his motive was unity.

01:17:16.000 Interesting.

01:17:17.000 So that's like us taking up arms and being passionate about a fight about farmers not having certain equipment in modern day.

01:17:25.000 Yeah, I don't think that's, it seems like, you know, the right for the rich to have Ferraris.

01:17:30.000 I wonder what the percentage of actual, you know, what slavery actually factored into that war.

01:17:35.000 There's a lot of things going on. 1.00

01:17:36.000 Hey, Mr. McKinnison Ryan, James O'Brien is a category A asshole. 1.00

01:17:39.000 Here he is talking on a Jewish caller worried about Nazi Corbyn winning and the consequences it will have for Jews. 1.00

01:17:45.000 For the record, Jeremy Corbyn is a rabid anti-Semite who fucking hates Israel and sees Palestine as, you know, these downtrodden heroes. 0.99

01:17:56.000 He says Israel is an apartheid state. 0.98

01:17:58.000 So that Jewish person was right to call in concerned. 1.00

01:18:01.000 Look at his face.

01:18:03.000 Who is this guy?

01:18:05.000 He's not even in the shot.

01:18:07.000 The first is the Jackie Walker and her film and the talk about the slave trade and Jews involved with that.

01:18:15.000 Well, that is exactly what the man on the train was abusing that young Jewish family saying.

01:18:20.000 That is this trickle-down of anti-Semitism.

01:18:24.000 She's been expelled from the past.

01:18:26.000 Yeah, she's been expelled, but how long did it take to expel her?

01:18:29.000 This was the, you know, she's the vice chairman.

01:18:31.000 But what else can they do but expel her?

01:18:33.000 But it shouldn't even be a question.

01:18:36.000 And then the other what it is they've expelled.

01:18:39.000 They've expelled her.

01:18:41.000 What more could they do?

01:18:42.000 James, I'll give you another one because I'm a big fan, but you've actually had this gentleman on your show recently, which is Ken Loach, who, when asked about the Holocaust, says history's there to be discussed.

01:18:52.000 Isn't it weird that this is video?

01:18:54.000 What's video about this?

01:18:56.000 Thank God we got it on tape.

01:18:58.000 I get to look at his weird mail pattern baldness.

01:19:00.000 Is this like secret hidden camera footage that he didn't want released?

01:19:03.000 This man is front and center of the labor campaign.

01:19:07.000 He was at the movie.

01:19:08.000 I think he said that after he was in the studio, but that's not Jeremy Corbyn.

01:19:12.000 But the point is that this man is embraced by Jeremy.

01:19:17.000 One of my biggest inspirations is the neighbour from Home Improvement hiding his face on the other side of the picket fence. 0.98

01:19:25.000 Shut up. 0.99

01:19:26.000 Wilson. 1.00

01:19:27.000 He shouldn't be.

01:19:28.000 He's saying the Holocaust history is there to be discussed.

01:19:32.000 This is a very good idea.

01:19:33.000 Which you take as a potential Holocaust denial.

01:19:37.000 I think you'd be perfectly entitled not to as well.

01:19:40.000 So in the examples of Jeremy Corbyn being explicitly anti-Semitic, we've got a woman who's been expelled from the Labour Party and a film director.

01:19:48.000 What about things he has said or done himself?

01:19:51.000 Jeremy Corbyn, it's already been discussed about the wreath and the mural and all that, but he's not.

01:19:55.000 But that's anti-Israel. 0.55

01:19:57.000 I actually think that's a very important thing.

01:19:58.000 Yeah, anti-Israel's not anti-Semitic. 1.00

01:20:01.000 I hate that fucking argument. 1.00

01:20:03.000 That's so retarded. 1.00

01:20:04.000 That is more of this liberal pretzel shit where they twist themselves into knots trying to justify their behavior. 1.00

01:20:12.000 And it's actually a great piece of proof that modern liberals are just Bolsheviks. 1.00

01:20:18.000 If Jews can turn on Israel, then all they care about is winning. 0.99

01:20:20.000 They don't even care about their own survival. 0.55

01:20:23.000 No, the wreath.

01:20:25.000 The wreath, what? 0.97

01:20:26.000 Jews were killed.

01:20:27.000 And this as well is an interesting thing to tell you.

01:20:29.000 It's a four-minute clip.

01:20:30.000 I don't know if you want to.

01:20:31.000 Yeah, okay, we get it.

01:20:32.000 Some dude there was doing a James O'Brien impression.

01:20:36.000 Carl explains why he wants to leave his marriage.

01:20:39.000 He's too in the Sharlandon.

01:20:41.000 What's on your mind, mate?

01:20:42.000 Hello, James.

01:20:43.000 I'm an happily married man, but I think that when this whole lockdown saga's over, I'm not going to remain in it.

01:20:47.000 I'm going to go into the singles market.

01:20:50.000 I'm sorry to hear that.

01:20:51.000 If you'll excuse my audacity, why don't you want to remain?

01:20:55.000 I mean, it just looks better, don't it?

01:20:57.000 With all these apps like Tinder and Plenty of Fish and that.

01:21:00.000 You must have seen them.

01:21:01.000 Yes.

01:21:02.000 And it just looks like I will have more control and more independence over who I sleep with and when I sleep with them.

01:21:08.000 I understand you, May, and I don't want to get cross with you.

01:21:11.000 So forgive me if this makes me sound somewhat sanctimonious or pietistic or I don't know what word to use.

01:21:20.000 Unctuous comes to mind, but I can't help but conclude that you're voting to leave because you've simply been inundated with a torrent of toxic lies.

01:21:30.000 A torrent of toxic lies.

01:21:31.000 No, I get it.

01:21:32.000 He's making fun of Brexit.

01:21:34.000 Jeremy's.

01:21:37.000 That would be his argument for a Brexiter.

01:21:40.000 That was okay.

01:21:42.000 He does a Tony Soprano impression.

01:21:45.000 He says, I wasn't talking to you.

01:21:48.000 Yeah, I get it. 0.99

01:21:49.000 He's calling his wife a pig, basically. 0.98

01:21:51.000 Very good, very good. 0.96

01:21:52.000 Okay, I'm also...

01:21:56.000 A little too.

01:21:56.000 No, that was good.

01:21:57.000 I like his faces.

01:21:59.000 Saying it.

01:21:59.000 So I was recently sent a copy of that tape, and what the feds didn't tell you was that your mother and you were actually in another conspiracy against you, unfortunately.

01:22:08.000 The fuck you talking about? 0.99

01:22:10.000 Okay, so do you remember the time when you were checking your freezer once and there was absolutely no ice cream left in it? 1.00

01:22:14.000 Yeah, I fucking remember that. 1.00

01:22:16.000 Clap said there's some douchebag broke in a stove with some shit. 1.00

01:22:19.000 Yeah, we were all told that. 1.00

01:22:20.000 Said it was an inside fucking job, poo. 0.99

01:22:22.000 I drove around the whole fucking North Jersey looking for the same cookies and cream flavour for about an hour. 0.99

01:22:27.000 Yeah, so I think this tape actually answers that exact question. 0.96

01:22:30.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 0.99

01:22:32.000 The fuck are you trying to say here? 1.00

01:22:34.000 I'm going to put it, Tony. 1.00

01:22:35.000 The tone's tone is a little off.

01:22:37.000 I'm just saying it.

01:22:38.000 It's a little higher like this.

01:22:40.000 It's got more of a bubble.

01:22:42.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:22:42.000 This guy is muffled.

01:22:43.000 This guy's talking into a sponge.

01:22:46.000 Hey, Gavin Rygai, you inspired me to join my local boxing gym a few weeks back on a whim.

01:22:50.000 I did some wrestling and BJJ.

01:22:53.000 What's Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu?

01:22:54.000 Oh, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu over the years, but this is my first time working with striking.

01:22:58.000 The workouts are excruciating.

01:22:59.000 Fellow members of my gym are savages, and I feel like a wet noodle after every class. 0.92

01:23:03.000 Welcome to the club. 0.98

01:23:04.000 Cupcake?

01:23:06.000 Any general words of wisdom for a total boxing noob?

01:23:10.000 Well, I did a whole video on this, on how to box, and it's all about cheating.

01:23:15.000 If you're doing stairs, you can hide at the top of the stairs. 0.99

01:23:18.000 When you're doing rope, find a rope that doesn't quite fit you so you can go, oh shit. 0.97

01:23:23.000 And you're supposed to do three rounds of shadow, three rounds of rope, three rounds of speed bag. 0.99

01:23:27.000 I do two of each.

01:23:28.000 Three rounds is insane.

01:23:29.000 That's 40 minutes to warm up.

01:23:32.000 The workout itself is barely 40 minutes.

01:23:34.000 No, I'm not doing that.

01:23:36.000 What else?

01:23:37.000 Oh, when you're sparring, start out with very light taps.

01:23:42.000 So he's not going to hit you hard if you're not hitting him hard.

01:23:45.000 What else?

01:23:46.000 Oh, when you're hitting the bag, really make it loud.

01:23:52.000 Then they think you're pounding it.

01:23:54.000 You'll get caught eventually, but that would be my number one piece of advice.

01:23:59.000 Like, you're sitting in bed, you don't feel like getting up, you don't feel like going there, and you're a little hungover, you don't feel like wailing on a bag.

01:24:05.000 Yes, that is exhausting if you're going to do an excellent job.

01:24:10.000 If you're going to be half-assed about it, all of a sudden, it doesn't seem so scary going to the gym.

01:24:17.000 So you want to lower the bar, lift less weights, hit the bag less hard.

01:24:23.000 And oh, here's my last piece of advice, and this isn't in the video.

01:24:27.000 What's the matter?

01:24:28.000 You can't find it?

01:24:29.000 I got the old one, but the other one's on the other hard drive.

01:24:32.000 But it is on the site.

01:24:33.000 You put up on the site.

01:24:34.000 So true. 1.00

01:24:35.000 Why wouldn't you do that, you fucking tard? 1.00

01:24:38.000 Because you're still not doing that. 0.99

01:24:39.000 You know, the online, it's got to buffer and all that, so I figured I got the raw.

01:24:42.000 Oh, it would be slower if you were to get it on the site.

01:24:45.000 I thought, I mean, if it actually plays, play speed versus play speed.

01:24:50.000 Your English accent gives me nightmares. 1.00

01:24:51.000 It makes me feel hot.

01:24:53.000 Milo said it was good.

01:24:54.000 He's like, that's actually pretty good. 0.85

01:24:55.000 But that's when he wanted to bang me, maybe. 0.60

01:24:57.000 Yeah.

01:24:59.000 My last piece of advice is for sparring, and this is new.

01:25:02.000 I just figured this out recently.

01:25:05.000 When you go into the ring and you're sparring, just go, I'm going to get hit. 0.99

01:25:09.000 This is going to suck. 1.00

01:25:10.000 Like when you go and you get the COVID test and they put the thing right up your nose, that fucking sucks. 0.99

01:25:19.000 So for this, you just exact same thing. 1.00

01:25:21.000 Like I've actually thrown myself into the COVID test and just been like, bye, bitch. 1.00

01:25:26.000 And I've done that with street fights where I've just said, this guy, you have to fight him. 0.98

01:25:31.000 I'm too scared to.

01:25:32.000 So I'm just going to send you in there.

01:25:35.000 And then you just leave your body and you watch as this poor you has to go up and brawl with this dude.

01:25:41.000 So you do the same thing with this sparring.

01:25:43.000 You just go, I'm going to get a headache.

01:25:45.000 My forehead's going to be tender for four days.

01:25:47.000 I might crack a rib. 0.98

01:25:52.000 That sucks. 1.00

01:25:53.000 Chilloo, you got a box. 0.99

01:25:58.000 This is from Adam.

01:25:59.000 I wonder how the media will show this one. 0.99

01:26:02.000 This is a really dumb thing to do. 0.98

01:26:08.000 The story's unfolding by the minute, and then you send me something going, oh, it turns out the shooter's white. 0.99

01:26:13.000 How do you think the media is going to handle that?

01:26:15.000 Obviously, by the time we read this the next day, there's going to be a lot more revelations. 0.99

01:26:20.000 Dumb letter. 0.99

01:26:21.000 You're not texting me as a buddy. 1.00

01:26:24.000 So I'm not going to get, oh, he's probably Muslim. 1.00

01:26:27.000 Not sure if you've already seen this bad movie, but if you haven't, check out The Green Room.

01:26:31.000 Totally in Your Wheelhouse.

01:26:32.000 It's about a punk band that plays a show for neo-Nazis.

01:26:34.000 Only Saving Grace for the movie was when it came out in 2015, so you don't get bashed over the head with Orange Man Bad. 1.00

01:26:40.000 Total dog shit movie. 0.98

01:26:41.000 Yes, I'm familiar with The Green Room. 1.00

01:26:43.000 I didn't think it was that bad. 0.95

01:26:45.000 There was a couple mistakes with the skin heads and their boots and shit, but I thought it was kind of thrilling. 1.00

01:26:54.000 Oh my god, I just remembered a letter. 0.99

01:27:02.000 Oh shit. 0.99

01:27:03.000 Gotta go. 1.00

01:27:07.000 Someone to see the Kevin James as a Nazi movie.

01:27:11.000 Oh, yeah.

01:27:14.000 No, someone sent us in this chick and they said this is probably more your type. 0.99

01:27:20.000 And it is, I don't want to simp out, but she is absolutely insane. 1.00

01:27:31.000 Huh? 0.75

01:27:33.000 And this is going to take us a while.

01:27:38.000 This is a tweet from Jack Pesobic pointing out Ilhan Omar's different takes on shooters.

01:27:44.000 Oh, that sounds fun.

01:27:45.000 Less than one week between these tweets.

01:27:50.000 And what do they say?

01:27:51.000 So this one was the shooter's race or ethnicity seems front and center when they aren't white. 0.98

01:27:57.000 Otherwise, it's just a mentally ill young man having a bad day. 0.71

01:28:00.000 Narrative drive are responses to these awful crimes committed against innocent people.

01:28:03.000 Pay attention to those responses and who was targeted.

01:28:06.000 And then before, it was, it isn't hard to understand why it's so normalized for law enforcement to protect the humanity of white mass shooters and their willingness to continually make excuses for them. 0.60

01:28:17.000 Hmm.

01:28:19.000 Sounds like a lot of fun.

01:28:21.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:28:23.000 I'm still trying to dig up that fucking email with the smoke show. 0.98

01:28:27.000 In the meanwhile, Ashley Sinclair posted this video of her asking lefty politicians if they know what an automatic assault weapon is. 0.99

01:28:42.000 You know when you see it. 0.92

01:28:44.000 That's probably it's like porn.

01:28:46.000 Can you define an assault weapon?

01:28:49.000 You know what it is when you see it.

01:28:51.000 Yeah.

01:28:52.000 Well the assault weapons is where you can semi-automatically build weapons.

01:28:56.000 And also when you put in the um mic hike microphone.

01:29:02.000 I would say the AR-15 definitely qualifies.

01:29:09.000 Everything that is a military assault weapon is an assault weapon. 0.99

01:29:16.000 Well, I think there's Globetrotter the best answer and it was bullshit. 0.99

01:29:19.000 It was you know what it is. 0.98

01:29:23.000 That's another way of saying I had no idea.

01:29:25.000 I can't find this.

01:29:29.000 Well, I think there's a lot of different kinds.

01:29:31.000 I mean there are different types of weapons.

01:29:33.000 It's like the military style.

01:29:34.000 Hey guys, I'm Ashley.

01:29:36.000 There's like the military style.

01:29:38.000 Democratic candidates who want to ban assault weapons.

01:29:40.000 I'm Yang, but those things are like bang bang.

01:29:42.000 What is an assault weapon?

01:29:43.000 Hey Ashley, you want to be attractive? 1.00

01:29:46.000 Get some zits. 0.94

01:29:47.000 Knock a tooth out or something. 0.66

01:29:48.000 Yeah, put on 20 pounds.

01:29:52.000 We're sick of looking at tens.

01:29:53.000 If we were your boyfriend, we couldn't relax. 1.00

01:29:56.000 You know, you bring it to a party and we would go, holy shit. 1.00

01:29:59.000 A semi-automatic assault weapons. 0.99

01:30:01.000 Assault weapon ban.

01:30:03.000 We also need a renewed assault weapons ban.

01:30:05.000 None of these assault weapons should be legal.

01:30:07.000 Oh, that's enough.

01:30:08.000 Dear the Gav, Monday's episode regarding that caller in James O'Brien's show that you were green screen led me to screening, sending you this.

01:30:14.000 You might shrug it off.

01:30:15.000 You might call it the smoking gun. 0.99

01:30:16.000 Either way, I don't give a shit. 0.97

01:30:17.000 P.S., why aren't you on Telegram anymore? 0.98

01:30:21.000 I visited Kenya as the first sitting American president to come from Kenya.

01:30:32.000 Oh, there was also, in the write-up he did for his book, back before he was even, I think, a professor, they had About the Author, and in his About the Author, it said born in Kenya that he wrote.

01:30:48.000 So is that racist?

01:30:50.000 What's this now?

01:30:52.000 Well, first of all, it's true I'm not here.

01:31:00.000 I was not born in white.

01:31:02.000 I wasn't born in the United States.

01:31:05.000 I got more kingdoms.

01:31:07.000 And so I think people saw my election as proven as testimony that our society has continued to become more and more.

01:31:23.000 Is he being sarcastic, maybe, you could argue?

01:31:26.000 Or that you can't trust anything?

01:31:28.000 That could be vocal manipulation.

01:31:30.000 I've heard Trump sing Take On Me by Aha, and it sounds perfect. 0.98

01:31:34.000 Oh, really?

01:31:35.000 A set of shared ideas.

01:31:37.000 We are still on me.

01:31:39.000 Anybody has a chance to make it through misleading, dishonest practices, if they try.

01:31:44.000 Shocked this is.

01:31:46.000 Somebody named Barack Hussein Obama from Kenya, from Africa, without the elected president of the United States.

01:31:52.000 I'm shocked that a question like that would come up at a time when we got so many other things to do.

01:32:00.000 Well, I'm not that shocked, actually.

01:32:02.000 It's fairly typical.

01:32:04.000 We got other business to attend to.

01:32:07.000 I was pretty confident about where I was born.

01:32:11.000 I think most people were as well.

01:32:13.000 And my hope would be that the presidential election reflects more serious issues than that.

01:32:22.000 All right.

01:32:22.000 Thank you very much.

01:32:23.000 Appreciate it.

01:32:26.000 Well, lots of people are talking about the James O'Brien thing.

01:32:29.000 Thank you for the recent green screen on James O'Brien. 0.98

01:32:31.000 Regrettably, I couldn't disagree more with your assertion that he's a prick. 1.00

01:32:34.000 Anyone who's listening to him for a reasonable amount of time knows he's a cunt. 1.00

01:32:37.000 The way he sits there twisting his beard, pulling these ridiculous arguments makes me want to puke. 0.99

01:32:43.000 LBC used to have a semblance of testicular fortitude, but it's gone totally woke lately with diversity hires like Black MP, Race Eddie, Race Race, Race, David Lammy. 0.92

01:32:51.000 Talk radio has jumped way ahead of LBC, especially after being banned.

01:32:56.000 Whilst I have you're here, take a look at my hometown in the UK, Tinemoth, near Newcastle.

01:33:00.000 It's way more MAGA than the South and only an hour away from the England-Scotland border.

01:33:04.000 Video is 15 minutes long.

01:33:07.000 Nuki!

01:33:08.000 Can you have a pint of Nukie Brown Ale?

01:33:11.000 Yeah, I like Newcastle.

01:33:16.000 That's a long, boring one.

01:33:22.000 David Ryan had a thought about that posh radio host who said, no, it's racist to question a black man's birth certificate.

01:33:30.000 When do they believe it's okay to question or criticize a person of color?

01:33:33.000 I'm white.

01:33:33.000 My wife is a woman of color.

01:33:35.000 I couldn't imagine a successful marriage where one person could not criticize the other.

01:33:40.000 Is this radio host against interracial marriage?

01:33:42.000 Is he pro-segregation?

01:33:43.000 Their rules do not work in the real world.

01:33:46.000 All right.

01:33:48.000 Now, the final video I sent you, you showed it accidentally a second ago.

01:33:58.000 We'll show it now.

01:34:14.000 This guy has the sprinkles.

01:34:16.000 Now, wait a minute.

01:34:17.000 I shouldn't say that.

01:34:18.000 Sometimes someone has the sprinkles in one clip, but they don't have the sprinkles.

01:34:24.000 I think this guy's kind of a boring drag queen, but he just made an incredibly funny little clip.

01:34:30.000 I looked at his other stuff.

01:34:31.000 It's not that great.

01:34:32.000 So this isn't me saying I've discovered a new comedian. 0.91

01:34:34.000 This is just, I discovered a guy that made a really fucking hilarious video.

01:34:40.000 I think as you get older, you realize that it's actually the small stuff that becomes more complicated and the bigger things just kind of resolve themselves. 0.95

01:34:50.000 You know, like I still don't know how to wear a beret, but I can totally deal with my dead dog busting through my chest because a couple of mice are, you know, chasing it around with the dirty tampon.

01:35:02.000 That stuff is like whatever.

01:35:05.000 Is this even like, I don't know if this is on right. 1.00

01:35:08.000 I feel like such an idiot. 1.00

01:35:12.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting. 1.00

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 23, 2021

S03E89 - AHMAD AL ALIWI ALISSA

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